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Speaker 1 (00:11):
The first one of the first one of the year.
First first, right, right, jazz pot, big news before we start,
right right, I just want to announce the next episode
because when I've got to include special episodes, do you
think special episodes include like you know, like you don't
(00:33):
really count movies in the series right in seasons.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Like I say, like there's a TV show and they
come out with a movie, like Simpson's movie doesn't align
with a series.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Does it kind of does. That's a bad example, because
it does, you know what I mean. But I'm only
thinking about good examples like Firefly does well too, Like
that's a series and then it has a movie at
the end.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Yeah, well, look, I'm going to say the special editions
are movies to us.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
It could be like special Christmas themed episodes.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
That's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
That's that's like a you don't have to watch it.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
We got to We've got two special episodes, and so
that means next episode will be one hundred episodes of
the Safe Boys, one hundred big dollary dudes of the
Safe Boys, and yeah, one hundred episodes almost of you
listening to my voice anyway, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome back
(01:31):
to another lovely fucking Thursday, right right, Bud, how are
you feeling today, mate? Feel great, awesome, feeling feeling a
new lease on life? Mate?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yeah mate, yeah mate, yeah, yeah, you know, yeah, yeah,
let's not lay rate on it.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
But yeah, you look a bit like you've got a
bit of a glow about you.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
That's funny, you reckon. It's because I'm sitting on the
other I'm sitting in the big chairs, the big tree.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yes, so today we are down Mitchell. Look, Mitchell was
full driving and he's actually hit the mud, and sadly enough,
that caused the mud slide to happen.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Tragically killing a family of five.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Mitchell survived the mud slide, but he tragically died trying
to fight a chicken to eat food five days later.
Because you're standing in the bush of of Melbourne. And
the really sad thing is it was never a chicken.
What was it a bush turkey? Probably damn, he just
(02:44):
had feathers all over his stick. We'd wear a shrikular chicken.
But right, so rest in peace, Mitch. Share this to
the story, guys. Really so the moment Mitch is dead Mitchell,
he's dead. If you got any last words you want
to say about Mitch, you know.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Middy, I miss your buddy. I miss how you're fucked
up all the time on the pod. Recently miss that.
I'm going to miss Jeremy talking about you.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
He calls me up o Foxke. He sucked it up again.
He's pissed it again. That again. Oh you know.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I'll join you soon, buddy, we'll see see each other, sayce.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
We're all podcasting heaven together. Yeah, we'll be in pod heaven.
Don't think we'll die from trying to kill a chicken.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yeah, no, it would be something else.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Ryan probably died because you'll get hit by the Channel
seven helicopter because he'll cheap out, and not by his
brother a beer and then shout, oh yeah anyway, So
onto onto more important is other than Middy's death, So big, big,
exciting fun time. We're gonna go to look back on it.
(04:03):
I couldn't. I was thinking of a smarter word.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
We're gonna pay our respects to it.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
On the twenty second the Wood, Yeah, twenty second of
March double check. Yeah, maybe that's pretty sure. The twenty
So it might.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Be the twenty second off. It was a twenty second.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Twenty second march Me, Ryan Famous, Lindsay Smith, I mean, Jackson,
my brother, me old Man Shored and a couple other people.
We all we all did twenty five k's from spit.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Bree easy twenty five k.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
It's nice, leisurely, you know, for men's mental health, men's
mental health. And Ryan, you want to say, do you
know roughly the route we talk, you know.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Spit Bridge to We ended up in like four clues,
but I was like through the like we had to
go over the Harper Ridge and through the city.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I think we went through Mossman.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I don't remember. The first suburb was Mossman, the.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Mossman, Kirribilly, across the bridge, through through Rose Bay or
Clues and the Watson's Bay. Twenty five keys and as
of this moment, our team, the Safe Boys, we've raised
eighteen hundred and seventy seven dollars. Pretty fucking good if
(05:27):
you ask me. Yeah, I think there's seven of us
in the team. I think so fuck Jackson did alright,
he's raised seventy eight bucks. Oh, it's good on him
for someone that has no friend no, but you know what,
it was a great thing. You know, you the same
boys doing our little bit raising for mental health. Look,
(05:50):
if there's a lot of content out there, we did
a little bit. Ours was very dumb. Their content was
very stupid.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Yeah, and I felt that through the whole.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
But that's also because like the first bit of the
walk was just straight up hill, and then from there
it was just like, oh it was mostly hill.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
It was like hill, and then we had to climb
those like stairs in the bush area and that was
pretty bad. Then we had more hills. What was pissing
me off though, is that we're walking past like a
bunch of rich cunt houses. At first, that was actually
making me depressed, Like I'm like, fuck, man, I'll never
earn enough money to afford one of these places.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I'll never be rich enough to live in Mossman. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
No. But they were like genuinely like class like houses
that like encased glass. You can see like into the
lund room, you know, like that was that way nice
when we.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Come down the hill there and it was that right
to and before the park. Yeah yeah, and you're looking
and that this just like in entire house was glass, Yeah,
entirely of the house, like you could see like you
could watch this person from waking up, to getting in
the shower, to getting changed, having fucking breakfast, getting in
the car. You could. You could, honestly, if you went
(07:02):
into the the rich areas in North Sydney, you could
watch people completely throughout their entire day from their front yard.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, it's like you can, just like you can pay
ten million dollars for people to people watch you.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
You can just be studied by like fucking random people,
like people doing their jogs in the morning.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I'm honestly shocked it doesn't happen more.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
It probably does happen a lot, to be fair, Yeah,
but not like common people like us where like the common.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Yeah where where else? Are like damn, that's it. That's
a train. That's two trains in a bus to go
perv on something. But they're all old too.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
They're all like CEOs and business owners, successful business owners,
not like poor ones like what we.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Would be poor business owners. I like it we are poor.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yeah, well I don't think either of its own a business,
but oh you count I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
This doesn't really kill business, doesn't this? No fuck one
day one day, one day, one day? But yeah, yeah,
I fucking I mean it was pretty depressive. I did
mention that to you within about five hundred meters of
the walk. I was like, of course the walkers past these.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I think I literally said, this is making me depressed,
and were doing a mental health walk and I'm like,
I feel shit already.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
What's what's your mental health caused by? Oh? Money? Oh, no, worries,
We're going to walk you past what you can't afford.
H Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yeah, that sucked. Just gave off like shitty vibes from
the start.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Ah, Like yeah, So back to our content, Like we tried.
I tried to do a bit of content, and the
fact is that the walk was a little bit challenging
and I just didn't feel like doing serious content.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Yeah yeah, No, it's yeah because it was I don't know,
because we're all like we weren't all like like not
really all of us were the fittest too, No, like
you were sweating it out a lot.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Well I wasn't so much. It wasn't so much the
fitness that was killing me. Like at the end, the
lactic acid was killing me. It's like I never got to.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
A point like fifteen k's in you were like drenched no, no, no,
I sweat heaps anyway.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
No.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
But it was like I was looking at your brother
and I'm like, bro, it's the difference is insane.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Yeah, he was so much. Oh no, I swear to god,
it's like I've hit like twenty I think after twenty three,
and I went from like sweating like I'd be like,
oh my god, I've worked hard. I've dropped one bit
of sweat. So now I'm like, all right, if I'm
like lifting a door, I.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Just go, yeah, that's not healthy.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I'm drink enough Automat's all right, I replenish. But yeah,
we we try to get Jackson to do a bit
of content. But if you listen back to the episode
Jackson was on, you can tell he is fucking full
of content. The kid is full of it. He's a
master of it. Yep. It actually sucks.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
We should have if medi came, it would have been
good to film us fuck him with Jackson.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Yeah, it would have been really funny because the whole
the whole time will fucking with him. Yeah. He So
he was a bit surprised because me and Ryan both
went all boys schools and we were the same old
boys school and you know, and an all boys school,
you just get used to blokes touching. Yeah, so we
we found out that he was uncomfortable by us touching him.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Very quickly, very quickly, so like two minutes did the walk.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I mean I already knew that, but like I didn't
realize how uncomfortable made him. Oh my god, I haven't
done that sort of jokes as well.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
To be fair, I gave him the best joke of
the day right at the start we go we walk.
We walked up on top of the spit Bridge and
I go, hey, Jackson, we asked your dad and he goes,
I'm like, He's like, you didn't want to do it,
and I'm like, nah, but I'd do it. It's really funny.
And then he did it, and then your dad full credited.
It was like, that is the funniest joke ever, Like
(10:58):
that's my joke.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Yeah. Dad was like, there we go, there's Jackson's good
one for the day. It wasn't even his jake. Oh
but yeah, so Dad did a fair bit of content.
I was pretty sure it's on his Home Loan Legends page.
Also just a bit of a fix up. Seawana has
(11:20):
changed his alpha It's not ourpa objectives. I think it's Shawano,
the mortgage bloke. I think confirm that that's not my dad.
By the way. They looked the same and they act
the same, and he was the same person on the walk.
That's not my dad. Really, no, it's a different guy,
all right. But yeah, anyway, Yeah, so we tried a
bit of content. We fucked around with Jackson a bit. Yeah,
(11:43):
got to the end there, and I think I think
there was a point like at four clues where you
and me just had enough of each other.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Oh yeah, when I fucked off in front of your Yeah,
I got like a second wind and I was like,
fuck this shit, I'm fucking power walking through this. And
then I think Jackson Jackson kept up with me, which
I was pretty happy with that, so at least I
had someone to talk to. And then you and your
dad just fucking dropped peats far back and I was like,
ah ship, and I was like I don't want to
stop because it's it will hurt my legs too much
(12:11):
to stop and then start again. I was like fuck it,
I'll just keep walking with Jackson.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yeah, got to a point like there was one bit
where you are just like your fucking mouth.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
You're breathing through your mouth the whole fucking time, and
I was.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Just like, fuck you. I was just like like, fuck
you the fuck you?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Did you notice how many times I walk past you?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
And was just like yeah, I was just like I
got to a point where I'm like, you know what,
I don't care I'm walking with Ryan right now. Yeah,
i don't care that I'm not walking with him. I'm
all right to walk with my dad. And so yeah,
it's all hills. What was your least favorite hill?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Least favorite probably would have been.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
They're all pretty fucked to be honest. My knee was cooked,
Like the stairs were really fucking with me.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Yeah, the stairs were a bit ship because.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Then I had the stairs and then where we were
walking like under stairs, you know where under the houses
where it was like sort of rocky terrain there too,
because that's when my left legs started to flare up.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
So yeah, my least favorite hill was that gradual road
up for Clues. Yeah, that one that was sucked.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
That one. Oh, that's the one where I made that
joke about fucking b shipped for a night out, like
if you're on a bender and you come back home
on this you gotta walk up this fucking hill. Yeah,
And I was like, I was like, you might as
well just fucking drink drive.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Yeah, well that's it.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
I was like the fucking the degree angle of this
fucking hill though, was like genuinely like forty five degrees.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Oh no, I'm not talking about that one, you know. No,
I thought I'm talking about, you know, the main road
going up for Clues towards Watson's Bay. So oh, but
the really gradual one. And it's like, at least that look,
the really steep hills sucked because you had the lifty legs,
but you could see the end. But the worst thing
about Forklues was that you just kept looking and it
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was just.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Hill around the corner, and then you're still going up.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
And it's like you're like I was thinking, like, fuck,
imagine you you'd have to call an uber getting home
from a bender going home to Forklues.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Yeah, you just.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Fucking keep going up. That's the point where my my
my hamstrings started to like ram. Yeah. I was like,
at least that's what I mean. Like at the normal hills,
you're like, oh, they're ending. All I have to do
is get to the peak just there this one. He's like,
what the fuck is going on? Why why aren't I
at the top yet? And then yeah, about honestly, about
(14:38):
eight hundred meters out just you know that little alley
at the end to a top bay. Just before that,
about one hundred meters up that little shop on the corner,
that's when you tripped over. I rolled my ankle trip,
but I come off as I was wearing two seventies,
and you know, they got the bubble of the back
that caught the edge of the guard when I stepped off,
(14:59):
and it old my right ankle, and yeah, like the
ankle's fine now, but it locked my fucking angle from moving.
So I was pretty much like flat foot stomping the
whole way. Yeah, so my left leg, which is the
fucked one, was carrying my right foot, which was like
stomping in fucking the whole way up. It was fucked.
(15:20):
And then the worst thing is we sit down and
you know we had our little lunch there at Watson's Bay,
fifty dollars for three pints. But anyway, yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
That makes you so, yeah, that made you real quick.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
I'm buy. I was like, damn, you know what I
should be all right for I'll get the first shout
and I got it. I was like, fuck.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Yeah, because I heard you say like forty seven or something,
and I was like, this is my only drink I'm having.
I said it like in my head. I was like,
I'm not drinking that's disgusting. I'm not shouting another I'm
not shouting around you a drink to pay me back,
to pay you back. But that was it.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
I got my beers back. At least Jacko shouted me
one and you showed me one, which is fine, but
I did the first one. I was like, for fox sake,
I'm like, you're joking.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Yeah, like forty seven bucks for what two heinekens in
a great.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Northern fucking wild.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
It's it's fucked honestly, absolutely fuck honestly. I'd rather drink
fucking warm piss.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
And the worst thing is one of the boys, one
of the boys in our team, ordered a schooner and
they didn't have schooner glasses. Oh, they had the fucking
water they'd like to coke, Like you know, he get
like fire engines, like with the with the hexagons on
the bottom of the gongs and it goes up to
a circle. Yeah, he got it in that. It looked
like it was warm piss. The glass wasn't chilled. The
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glass wasn't chilled.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
I was just straight out of the dishwasher.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
I would just I'd just be like, I'd just be like,
you know what, just pour me a schooner in a
pint glass. Just give me, give me a half full
point glass. Don't give me that. Yeah, I would have.
I actually almost would have been like, you can drink that.
I'm not having that.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Just have it on me, bro.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Yeah, no worries, bro on me. I can't eat this
week anyway because it would have been a fifteen dollars schooner.
But you know what, you haven't but yet. So that
was that was a walk. Ryan.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Look mate, you're gonna needed last words just you know,
talk about your mental health.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Yeah, because you just want to share a bit more somber.
You know it is actually we did actually do it
for a reason. Make sure you talk to your mates.
You know, some of us have experienced the other end
of it and it's it's not pleasant. So make sure
you talk to your mates and maybe don't call them
fat every fucking three minutes that you've.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Seen maybe don't. Uh, yeah, don't talk about their nose.
They lay off the nose of the fucking physical feature.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
James, Yeah, the nose of fat jokes, your assholes, Why
don't you stop them?
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Buddy? All right, but did you watch any of the
footy on the weekend.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
We didn't watch the Pans, didn't we and Nathan Cleary
going the other the first five minutes.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Oh, I had to sit through that game with the
insufferable cunt that was Mattie Storms.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
No, he was all right.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
He was all right because he's been off the drink,
so he wasn't really abusing. He even was like non
biased towards ship, which is pretty good because normally he
gets a couple of drinks in him and it just
says kill Nathan Cleary.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
He gets into three drinks into him, he's like, I
think Nathan Cleary should lose the right to war. Yeah,
you're like, holy fuck, matt why don't you take a kill?
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Chill, chill, chill.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
We don't.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
We don't blame that on folks. We don't say that
about fucking him and blame.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Whatever that guy's.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Yeah, did you see anything about the rabbit as game?
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Look, mate, I've seen the video and look, I can
you just give us a gist, give us the story
of what you've seen.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
So what I've seen is it looks like I think
it's a shark supporter, a little little baby boy shark
supporter next to the fucking next to like the railing
or whatever and the rabbit as mascot's running past and
they probably I don't know, so allegedly he was asking
for a high five, the fucking mascot high five? Didim
(19:25):
right in his head? We should be like the thing
is no, But apparently I don't know. The like it's
just he like he said, she said bullshit where it's
like the support the mascot was like he hit me first,
like he's throwing ship. But it's also like a nine
year old like Reggie, which is the Yeah, it seems
(19:48):
like Charlie something.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
He's like just one of the oldest supporters doing it
for like fifty years. The mascot and the thing about
him is just just this old geriatric doing.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
He like fucking super old. He probably beat the shit
out of his kids.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
So it's like it's like good at like you know,
they love him doing it because he's been doing it forever,
but like he's fucking old. Yeah, it's like eighty five
or something like that. Like he's one of these like
guys that you look at You're like, man, you blow
away in the wind. Bro.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Are you surprised he's acting out like that, like look
at the rabbit. O's they fucking suck?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
I'm not, like, that's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Surprised they didn't do it earlier?
Speaker 1 (20:25):
I'm not. And you know what, the best thing I
love so I think it was Chennel seven did an
INEVI youw on him? And it was the most like
I didn't do anything wrong.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It came off as like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
It's like I do it for the kids. I love
the kids.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
And he's like, I wouldn't. I wouldn't do that. I
wouldn't do that. In his defense, he did hit a
fucking cronola kid. Yeah, but you know, but it's the
funny thing.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
He's like, I didn't do it. But the thing is
it's on fucking video.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
It's not bad. It's bad. It's bad because it's bad.
It doesn't show the kid asking for a high five.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
He just comes straight up.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
I think, no, it shows sorry, it shows the kid
like sort of like holding his hand out. Oh who's
that apo? Yeah, sorry me, brother Cordero. But yeah, you
keep your phone on silent there, buddy. I didn't well,
(21:19):
no one really calls me. But yeah, like it. Look
the video doesn't really show it.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Look, I mean it's the whole The mum tried to
go to fucking the police.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and the police were like fuck
off pretty much.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
I think.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Yeah, if the police are saying that, I think the
guys in I guess in the right.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
But also that's what I mean. Also, the mum's jumped
on the side of like my son was doing this.
He's also he's also a nine year old.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Every fucking mum's going to be like white kid's a
fucking angel.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
And it's also a nine year old in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
It's like nine year old back in our fight, Like
when we were nine, we would do ship like probably
smack the ship out of its.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Probably laying the fuck up obout.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
He's probably that kids from never been hit before in
his life.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Yeah, and and this is gone, Oh we fucking got
yeah ship rabbit, and he's going off.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
I mean, like you go back to our age. I
mean the only the only.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
No, we were doing that ship doing that, we knew
the consequences.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
If the mascot hit as look, if he hit us hard,
we would The only punishment would have been is that
Dad probably would have punched the funker in the face.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Did if Yeah, if they drew blood, it would have
been like if they drew blood, yeah, Dad would have intervened.
But if they didn't draw blood and Dad saw like
me being a funk with it would be like, you're
the gronk. He's like, you're the little girl. You shouldn't
been talking ship.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Why do you? Why do you enticedon adult in a
to punch you?
Speaker 2 (22:47):
But to be fair, my dad would be also the
one called like, fuck you, you're a pussy.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
What what are you gonna do? Take you by me? Then, bro,
take your fucking take your helmet off your rabbit, you fuck.
But look, look it's made me think, right, and but
it's it's it's it. I'd consider it a small scandal.
It's tiny. It's going to be under the rug in
by this by the pod comanyw it's going to be
(23:17):
old news, right, we're talking, we're on Tuesday today. But
it happens Sunday, it happens Sunday. By Thursday, they're playing again.
It might actually be a bit of like still in
the news. But I think for one reason and one
reason only going off last going off a bit of
a jeds of researching myself in twenty twenty five, would
(23:39):
you consider this a small scandal?
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Yeah, well it's already it's already going to bed. It's
not even the biggest scandal of this week.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Well the thing is right, small scandal. What was the
last thing that had a small scandal?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Well in recent history.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yeah, like I'm saying, three weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Uh fucking camera, wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Did they not destroy the warriors after it? They did?
Speaker 2 (24:07):
They did, But it's different.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
This is a bit of thing.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
This is he also played like ship. This is a
bit This is a bit of theory. So first of all,
they're versing Pendri on Thursday. Look, we're going to be
hard for him the beat, I think. But I think
also this will either to decide if it is a
small scandal that pumps the team up or it's just
inflatable bats.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
If he hits a kid with him maybe next week
or this Thursday, hits a kid with an inflatable bat.
Rabbits might fucking roll.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Yeah that might of the week after, like, yeah, maybe.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
That's what Dwayne Bennet's still and he's gone, Regie look
take one. I think it needs to be a bit
more of a precise scandal. I think there needs to
be or he needs to eat HUDs and Young, he
needs to hit Hudson Young with an inflatable bat. Or
we could go with the lookout and like Rabbits get rolled.
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But it's the best game he's ever the best or
the best game he's ever done. You want to give
that a flick at the top, Yeah, I reckon it
could be maybe the best mascot in game he's ever done.
At the top. At the top, they said the flicking
that on the left, the little dial, Yeah, now flicker back,
(25:27):
Yeah there would go oh yep, sweet.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Oh got that cut that up.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Yeah. So anyway, I reckon, what if it instead of
being the best game rabbit say, rabbits fucking ship the
bed on Thursday? Well today, But he mascot's the best
game he's ever mascot it. Oh so you reckon his
performance might be his performance might be that he might
be a geriatric eighty year old. But next thing, you know,
you bulls out for fucking a backflip. Hen spring down
(25:57):
the sideline and makes out with sixteen fucking in over
eighteen year old kieer leaders.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Like, I remembered your fucking brother's Jake's the thinking about that.
What I remember your little brother's joke? He said the
other day, what was it? You remember the one fucking
Oh Harry, Harry's on talking about a little girlfriend?
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Was she was she little? What is she sixteen? In
the context we're joking about Jackson having a little girlfriend
and your little brother, Harry, We're like, oh, Jack's got
a little girlfriend, And here he goes, what is she sixteen? Context?
I little, she's sixteen? The context Jackson's nineteen. It's so funny.
(26:50):
It's such a good call.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Oh my god, your brother's actually way funnier than you. Oh.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
I can't even like to be like, ohit, there's this's
his case, because he is he just is that.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Where every time I like, like, it's like when he
called you, called you in the car, called him in
the car.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
He said that, he said, I tried to call him
and I had his old number, and I was and
then I called dad, and I was like, oh, put
hazard on and then Dad's like all right. So then
I was like, Harry, I must have your old number
or something because I called it and it said your
call can't be connected. And he goes, yeah, downloaded a
mod for my phone that doesn't let it connect to
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Homo's phones. My kid is so funny. He hits the market.
What can't he do?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
What can he read and write? I reckon? He could
sacrifice reading and writing, that's the thing.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
He's a webbing that funny. He's a weapon footy player,
he's a fucking comedian. He's actually does well in school.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
But what can't the kid do?
Speaker 1 (27:58):
I hope it's something like fucking piss in the toilet?
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Well, you reckon, he likes he can't stand up and piss,
He's got to sit down and pisce.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
It's the justice for the life of him. He can't
fucking piss in the bowl. He has to fucking piss,
sit down and piss.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
It's either he's pissing in the sink, or he's sitting down.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
To piss, or he hops in the shower. Of Tommy pisces.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Pissing in the fucking shower.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
That's some good stuff. But so mate, while we're on
top of it, massive news coming out of the mainly
Ring of Camp Daily Kerry Evans has announced he will
be leaving at the end of the season.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Crazy crazy, Look, nothing's in writing. It's actually didn't he
come out, Oh well, yeah, nothing's in writing. But he
came out and said he also said he wants to
announce it early so he gets out of the way.
I don't want to get into the end of And
people have been like, what's Daily doing this, especially now
that like it's come out that he's like, I'm going pretty.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Much so by the sounds of it, I don't think
he's going to sign anything until the end of the season.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
No, but he probably shouldn't sign to any other team.
Well even if he's I don't know. It sounds like
from him coming out and saying that he wants to
get like it's like he's spoken to his family about
it and that like he wants to like he wants
to go, like they're good with the decision of leaving.
Sounds like he doesn't want to stay at Manly, Like
I don't know, Like if he's going to re sign,
probably do it early.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Well, I think, but if he's he was on what
was an error Q and A or whatever. Yeah, that's
where I saw he was. Like from from the vibe
of it is that like I think, I think ultimately
he wants to go home. He wants to go back
to Queensland. Yeah, probably think he's done with Sydney. But
by the sounds of it, he's basically said, I'm going
to come out now and say that I am leaving,
So it's no speculation at the end. And also from
(29:56):
what I'm picking up, I don't think he's signing a
contract at the end of the season because he doesn't
want this year to be about him leaving. Yeah, yeah,
he wants this year to be about playing football. Yeah,
as he said, he wants to fucking win a prem
He also wants to if if he wants, mainly give
him enough notice so they can get a young bloke
in and he can train them for the year. But yeah,
(30:18):
fucking big news. What are your speculations, what do you reckon?
Speaker 2 (30:22):
I don't know, maybe mainly go on a tear then,
to be honest, it's they looked ship the other day
the other week, but this week they did all right,
smashing the fuck out of camera, typical fucking mainly hot
and cold. But probably you know, maybe this is the
this is the switch, fucking the switch that fixes fucking turbos,
fucking injuries, and.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Well that's the thing for the rest. I'm just wondering
what they're going to do after this, Like it's not exactly.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
They could still like you know, it's like when fucking
we lost, like we had lew Iron fucking Fisher Harris
their last season pretty much. Yeah, yeah, like you know
what like if I don't know, like because he is
like quality, so you know, it could probably light a
fire under him and well, just it depends what they
(31:12):
signed I think as a replacement. I don't think they
give a shit about next year. I think this year
they go for this year and then oh they have
to they have to. I think they have to go
for this year now. They can't. They can't like risk
having another half that's ship coming next year. Pretty much,
I think this is the year that the they have
(31:32):
a chance at anyway, even though everyone well they have
a chance. Everyone else is ship.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
So final thoughts what team fuck Manly Panthers forty plus,
where's he going? I agree I'm not saying your statements wrong,
but where's he going?
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Fuck? Who gives a ship? Hopefully he retires and never
plays against I reckon.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
He's gone dull.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Yeah, probably, Well maybe Cowboys Titans are the other ones
in the run. Maybe Cowboys Cowboys have got it shitty.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Huh already already, alrighty, all right. So look, me and
right have probably been a bit preoccupied in the last week.
I've had a little bit of stuff going on with work,
can't talk about it. Ryan's had a little bit of
stuff gone in his personal life, doesn't want to talk
(32:29):
about it. Yeah it is. It's good news and bad news.
You can pick whatever side is good and what other
side it's bad. Anyway, So look, we haven't had much
of time to pay attention to it. And also, I
don't think we really want to get Trump political all
the time, even though he's the only thing in the news.
I don't think it's safe to be Trump political every
(32:50):
single week. Yeah no, I didn't even know what. I
don't even notice we spoke more Trump last week. Yeah
we did, we did, so it's probably safe to have
a Trump off week. But so we've gone through a
Reddit story here I'm jumping it. I'm good. It was
(33:10):
the best jumping I've ever done.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Like mister Mackie.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Boys, I'm making it good. I'm working it. Okay, Okay,
I'm working it. Making it's bad, Megan, it's bad. I
didn't realize it. We're like, we get close enough boys
(33:38):
soon and they marked it. Okay, it's bad. It's a
real bed.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
So we've got a Reddit story to the artshole. Look,
I've read. I haven't read it. We just found it.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
You just read.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
I read the title, and I read the comments and
some of the comments. The comments, there's one or two comments,
and I'm like, I neat context for that. This is good.
All right, let's see how we go.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
All right, So it's am I the asshole for watching
my roommate bang her boyfriend. Okay, I feel like this
actually started a few months ago, my twenty My roommate
got a new boyfriend. I have no idea how old
he is, but I think he's younger than her. So
her roommate's twenty four. In context, we've only been roommates
(34:32):
for two years, so that's pretty much never pretty much. Yeah,
all right, that's a best friendy type of vibe. I've
never had any issues with her. We've only been We've
never momentarily been more than wait, we've never been more
than momentarily annoyed with each other. Until the last few months.
My roommate got a new boyfriend and they have both
(34:55):
been really obnoxious. They started out with them really being
really loud at night. I could deal with this for
the most part. Ear plugs and a fan make it
all go away. I'm sure my ex boyfriend and I
have had a few loud nights as well. Oh, good
on it. You get fucking laid. Oh yeah, you got laid.
Dumb bitch, dumb fucking broad.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Oh wow, you can. You can spready legs.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Uh, a few loud nights, so I can let that go.
Then I found a pair of her panties and he
used condom tucked in the couch cushions. It grows in
the wait when it was my week to clean the
living room. Oh so it was a plant. Good on them. Uh,
(35:44):
pretty much found the same thing, but the condom had
leaked onto the couch cushion. Fucking great clean up. Kind
of exploded on her because that's disgusting. I kind of explode,
kind of exploded on her because that's disgusting. She cleaned
the cushion with a random assortment of cleaners and left
a huge bleach stain on the cushion. It just sounds
(36:06):
like she's just winging about cleaning up. It's your job,
so you're fucking weak to clean up. I bet she
fucking cleaned over.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
After you left a bit of boyfriend the lone.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
Yeah, you're getting your back blown out by your fucking
ex boyfriend. I bet she had to clean that shit up. Um,
kind of just and she flipped the cushion over. That's
fucking good. That's good, good good. Strategy pretty much had
an intense yelling match that ended when she got her
(36:42):
dad to replace the couch. You got a free fucking lounge, dude,
what are you winged about?
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Jesus? He won.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
It was my couch that I paid. Oh all right,
the one that he replaced. Yet sick, her dad had
the couch delivered a week later. He showed up and
made her sit down and talk. I'm one hundred percent
sure he was embarrassed by behavior. Yeah, because you're fucking
telling telling him that his daughter's a fucking slot.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
All right, what else do you want there you won
so far.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Yeah, you're up, dude, You're up to one to one
because you had to clean up that condom of the
fucking lounge.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Free com and fucking free lounge. What else do you want?
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (37:28):
What him up to?
Speaker 2 (37:31):
I suggested maybe that she move out. It never occurred
to me not to keep that sort of stuff in
my own bedroom. Everything was fine for a few weeks
when I came home from work and walked in the
two of them screwing in the living room again. They
did the entire Oh my god, shock picchu, We're so sorry,
got carried away and just happened. Bullshit?
Speaker 1 (37:54):
All right, Oh, because you've you so first of all, yeah,
brag that you've had sex, but you've never had impromptu
you fucking lounge sex. Yeah right, you've never been like, damn,
I'm so in the moment. Oh, hold on, let's go
to the bedroom. Sometimes it just happens.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Man. Maybe her boyfriend's just very weak and can't carry her.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Maybe maybe he's your brother, my brother, little week, Maddie,
Little week, Maddie.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
We had a huge yelling match that got us fined
two hundred dollars by the building. What the fuck?
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Ah, you don't have to pay that.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Yeah, what the fuck? That doesn't sound right? All right whatever?
Her dad paid the fine and apologized. He said he'd
work on finding her a new place. In the meantime,
I went out of state for some work related thing.
The day I flew back, I texted her the plane
landed early and that I was coming home. I asked
if she wanted me to pick her up some food.
(38:55):
She never responded, not out of the ordinary, but at
least I tried. I get home, use my key in
the door, which requires jiggling. That's not quiet, swung open
the door, banged my luggage on the step on the
step up to the apartment. Somehow they managed not to
hear me. He was sitting on my couch, butt naked.
(39:16):
She was in his lap, facing him, and they were
going to town. I won't lie. She's adoor okay, a change.
I won't lie. She's adorable and I've always had a
little crush on her.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Ikay. Oh it's a jealousy story. Oh no, she wishes
it was her. Come at the condom.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
He's not bad looking either. I was about to scream
at them, and then just I was just so tired
from the week away in flights. Oh, no, you were tired. Also,
I might not have had Also I might have had
a few glasses of wine on the flight.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
What do you say you may have? Yeah, you did?
You didn't you did? You can't go?
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Did you know you didn't brod?
Speaker 1 (40:01):
I did I drink this the whole pod? I don't know?
Speaker 2 (40:07):
Fucking hell, So I didn't do anything, just watched. Okay,
I'm not sure how long it took them to finish.
Just as they were about to get to the post
sex cuddle, I said, well, that was quite the show.
But I'm but I'm really tired and I'm going to
have a shower and go to bed, so you guys
(40:27):
can keep it to your room and quiet and be
quiet for the rest of the night. Then I took
my luggage into the room and slammed the door. As
soon as I got into my room and locked my door,
she was pounding on it and screaming that I was
peeping Tom and shouldn't and should be a sex offender.
This doesn't sound real now, like this just is just fucking.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
I Actually, I've actually got to say, you get a
chance right now to call your favorite insult. She's a
fucking tucks.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
She's an Alex.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Exposed? Is your favorite?
Speaker 2 (41:11):
Now?
Speaker 1 (41:11):
I can't say that one on the pood oh cock, Yeah,
I can say her.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Oh she's Alex.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
So she's had a shower.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Wait, no, she went to a room or whatever, and
then the other bitch comes out and says that you
should be a sexy. I yelled back that if she
kept pounding on the door, I'd send a video to
her phone. So wait what, I don't have a video.
I would never have recorded it. Okay, shower and ambient
and passed out. She hasn't been here all day. I
(41:43):
texted her father and asked him to come get her ship,
and fucking it's gonna cost me three and a half
k to cancel the sub lease. I haven't heard back,
so am I an ass?
Speaker 1 (41:56):
Fuck?
Speaker 2 (41:56):
That's a lot of words and I don't really care.
It's just her saying like, oh sorry, Not many seemed interested.
I worked eight days in a row. Fo. I love
how he's apologizing profusely for being such a brat.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
All right, let's so what you saw some interesting comments? Story?
Speaker 1 (42:19):
What about the comment? The comments had got me going
where I was like underneath the cushion, I was.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
Like, oh, banging, does she have one? Oh? So these
guys just like, weren't they fucking in the bedroom?
Speaker 1 (42:33):
Whatever? Man? You know what?
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Like I was like sort of on the line of like,
look this chicken people broke people ship, like, don't read
a house, just buy a house.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
This look I was looking at like thinking when you're
reading that out, I was like, look, this sounds like
the kind of girl that like, oh, look at me,
I'm so much better. But really she's not doing anything better. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
When I got to the fan fiction part, it's but
then her talking about look, I was tired, Like I
can't believe I had to justify so I had to
watch them. Fuck, I can't believe she justified her cuking. Yeah,
like you can say that you are, Like, she wouldn't
have been pissed off like before if she kind of
(43:18):
enjoyed it.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
You know, why does it go into Yeah, I hated
that she fucked everywhere, and she she fucked in the
lounge and it was stupid. I touched these camels, disgusting
the cump. It's probably not important. Then she said, oh,
he's kind of cute, and they're both really cute. And
I really like them fucking So you weren't. You weren't
annoyed about the noise ever or the location. You were
(43:42):
just annoyed. You weren't involved, that's all that is. Yeah,
she just had the ships. Yeah you are actually you
know what. Yeah, you're the asshole. You are the asshole.
You're the asshole for like trying to justify a cucking
but then also saying it's the worst thing the world
that they're fucking, Like, I justify, don't justify the cuck
(44:04):
if you wanted to be involved in the fuck. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
Yeah. She apparently has never watched pornography before, And uh,
I don't know if that's what it's like, It's not
my thing.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
People, stop fucking lying on.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
I hate when you like it was a creepy thing
to do. I haven't talked to her since.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
I hate when people like it's like yours do it sometimes.
But I hate when people are like, I don't watch porn, dude.
You have Instagram, all right, that is porn. Yeah, that
is porn. I can't like, I don't even watch porn
on Instagram, Like, it's not my chosen platform. All my
suggested reels are just naked chicks like, I'm going to
(44:50):
other platforms to have a fucking have a mister Mackie,
but mister man, I'm going, but I'm not going on Instagram. Yeah,
what are the holes in that story that you're hearing.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
The holes fuck that she has sex?
Speaker 1 (45:08):
I don't know, weird like it was, you know, it
was one of those girls writing those stories when she
starts off with like, ah, you know, they just they're well,
oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
It's like first she was annoyed that they were fucking
in her bedroom, and then like because it was noisy.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
But you know what, like she has to be one
of those girls that will go into Doggie and have
a harbor bridge back, like she's like yeah, and you
know they're loud, but you know, I fuck loud sometimes
I really do fuck loud. I don't watch pornography though,
but I really just enjoyed sitting there watching my roommate.
(45:52):
That drives me up the wall. But really she's kind
of cute and he's kind of cute. And also, let's
be real, she flicked it in the show. Yeah, there's
no way you can't mention that you watch the fucking
a you can't be like it. Yeah, you're and then
you're like, I've mate, And then I watched them, and
then I had a shower and went to bed.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
Bro we all know what happens in the shower. Well,
I was gonna say probably not that night later that
probably a.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
Fucking post forty eight. She's got the shower head going,
turn it onto fucking jet stream high way to heaven? Baby?
Is christ easy clean up?
Speaker 2 (46:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (46:38):
Squirt city, Amen, brother, But yeah, I don't know, Like, amen,
she probably wouldn't have been that put off by they
come if she made it come out. But to be fair,
(47:02):
who's taking off a dummy, popping not in it and gone, damn,
we're in the lound room.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
That sounds fucking gross as fuck. Hey, I think I'm
sided with her. Now, Look that's a huge that part
of the story. I'm like, yeah, she's correct, She's correct. Like,
who's popping off a dummy?
Speaker 1 (47:21):
Pulling it off which is already a fucking brain surgery
at the same time, because like you could easily just
roll it off, but you're trying to slide it off
and like, oh, keep the gum at the bottom, and
then you're tie not in it, and he's just gone, hm,
I'm in the land room, which look, we work in houses,
we know that usually the lound room quite often next
to the kitchen, where where the bin is right and
(47:44):
he's gone. Might put it underneath the pillow, which.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
To me, might keep this for later. Hopefully the roommate
will find it. Suck me up.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
The roommate's going to think this as hot as fun
when she just that was my jeers, considering I've heard
her and her ex boyfriend a couple of times. I
hope she watches me fuck when she gets home from
a work holiday. I really thought that was going to
be a joint in story.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
Eh oh oh yeah, it's close.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
It's close.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
That's why it was sounded like it started going into
that of like it was I sentenced away.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
From my knees and sucked these balls and then I.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
Took my clothes off and walked straight up to him
and then gave her a massage.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
With my boobies. I licked a bum. I looked her
do it. But yeah, so Ryan, is she the asshole? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (48:47):
Yeah, she probably shouldn't have done that. She should have
like just said like not even scream, but like just
went stop.
Speaker 1 (48:54):
That ship scream. I bet she fucking apparently she does
scream every now and then with her ex boyfriend. Hm hmm.
But yes, he's the asshole. You are the asshole and
kicking someone out of their own house for fucking pretty
gay he gave you. But anyway, ladies and gentlemen, that
was another episode of the Safe Boys.
Speaker 2 (49:18):
I think medialless episode. Right, pea, buddy, I feel a bit.
Speaker 1 (49:24):
That was a very great time. Just reflect on the
ninety nine eight great episodes we had with Mini. Oh,
actually it's eighty nine because he's turned it around ten.
But you know, he's a great loss. Really sad he's
gone many Sometimes, like imagine the input he would have
(49:45):
had sometimes I think about calling him too, like I'm like, man,
he probably have the most fucking left field of input,
which it would be like, well, Mitch, what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (49:55):
Yeah, he would have come up with some way where
Mitch would have said there he would have definitely been
in the joining gang.
Speaker 1 (50:02):
Yeah, he would have said something joining all right, No,
he would have been. He would have said something like
I reckon. Mitch would have been like, yeah, you know
what if I was in that situation, I would have
taken their clothes.
Speaker 2 (50:14):
Oh would have sucked the condo. I would have claimed
the condo and used it again.
Speaker 1 (50:23):
Reusable. It's not a single use plastic. Give you suck
to come up. Uh? Anyway, Ryan's gonna lad textology, So peace, Mitchell.
We love your mate and we hope that you Jesus's mate.
(50:45):
You resurrect. What nothing? What are you gonna say?
Speaker 2 (50:49):
Nothing?
Speaker 1 (50:50):
Nothing?
Speaker 2 (50:51):
You had to look then when you're like damn, maybe
I should say this. Yeah no, I'm not going to say.
I'm not gonna say nothing. I didn't have nothing to say.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
Okay, anyway, lady, and make sure you check us out
on all our ports. It's even the Safe Boys, I'm
pretty sure, the Safe Boy's podcast on Instagram, the Safe
Boys on TikTok, and you can go to our link
tree and ship there. You can still donate to the
Spoke to a Blow Foundation. If you don't you don't
(51:21):
care about men's mental health. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Is
that not fair because we've donated and we've donated and walked.
Speaker 2 (51:30):
Yeah, I mean you can. You don't have to donate
to mental men's mental health. You can. It's just something
to do, you know. I ask blokes have it hard
sometimes and you know, we struggle to talk about it
feelings sometimes.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
But actually, you know what a bit of a challenge
ask you mate how he is. But yeah, check us
all out on all of those platforms, right, you know what.
I normally say something dumb here, but I am the
guy that's doing all this shit. So can you leave us?
I think, get a little nice mental health thing. Leave
the last mental health thing. Mmm, what do you mean
(52:06):
just the last message? Like I don't know.
Speaker 2 (52:11):
I was going to say, don't speak about your feelings. No,
but seriously speak about your feelings. It's not gay, I promise,
And yeah, check up on your mates. You know it's
not hard.
Speaker 1 (52:22):
Bye, I'm in prison. I go away for a wrong time.
Rebo
The first one of the first one of the year.
First first, right, right, jazz pot, big news before we start,
right right, I just want to announce the next episode
because when I've got to include special episodes, do you
think special episodes include like you know, like you don't
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really count movies in the series right in seasons.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Like I say, like there's a TV show and they
come out with a movie, like Simpson's movie doesn't align
with a series.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Does it kind of does. That's a bad example, because
it does, you know what I mean. But I'm only
thinking about good examples like Firefly does well too, Like
that's a series and then it has a movie at
the end.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Yeah, well, look, I'm going to say the special editions
are movies to us.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
It could be like special Christmas themed episodes.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
That's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
That's that's like a you don't have to watch it.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
We got to We've got two special episodes, and so
that means next episode will be one hundred episodes of
the Safe Boys, one hundred big dollary dudes of the
Safe Boys, and yeah, one hundred episodes almost of you
listening to my voice anyway, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome back
(01:31):
to another lovely fucking Thursday, right right, Bud, how are
you feeling today, mate? Feel great, awesome, feeling feeling a
new lease on life? Mate?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yeah mate, yeah mate, yeah, yeah, you know, yeah, yeah,
let's not lay rate on it.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
But yeah, you look a bit like you've got a
bit of a glow about you.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
That's funny, you reckon. It's because I'm sitting on the
other I'm sitting in the big chairs, the big tree.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yes, so today we are down Mitchell. Look, Mitchell was
full driving and he's actually hit the mud, and sadly enough,
that caused the mud slide to happen.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Tragically killing a family of five.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Mitchell survived the mud slide, but he tragically died trying
to fight a chicken to eat food five days later.
Because you're standing in the bush of of Melbourne. And
the really sad thing is it was never a chicken.
What was it a bush turkey? Probably damn, he just
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had feathers all over his stick. We'd wear a shrikular chicken.
But right, so rest in peace, Mitch. Share this to
the story, guys. Really so the moment Mitch is dead Mitchell,
he's dead. If you got any last words you want
to say about Mitch, you know.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Middy, I miss your buddy. I miss how you're fucked
up all the time on the pod. Recently miss that.
I'm going to miss Jeremy talking about you.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
He calls me up o Foxke. He sucked it up again.
He's pissed it again. That again. Oh you know.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I'll join you soon, buddy, we'll see see each other, sayce.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
We're all podcasting heaven together. Yeah, we'll be in pod heaven.
Don't think we'll die from trying to kill a chicken.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yeah, no, it would be something else.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Ryan probably died because you'll get hit by the Channel
seven helicopter because he'll cheap out, and not by his
brother a beer and then shout, oh yeah anyway, So
onto onto more important is other than Middy's death, So big, big,
exciting fun time. We're gonna go to look back on it.
(04:03):
I couldn't. I was thinking of a smarter word.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
We're gonna pay our respects to it.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
On the twenty second the Wood, Yeah, twenty second of
March double check. Yeah, maybe that's pretty sure. The twenty
So it might.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Be the twenty second off. It was a twenty second.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Twenty second march Me, Ryan Famous, Lindsay Smith, I mean, Jackson,
my brother, me old Man Shored and a couple other people.
We all we all did twenty five k's from spit.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Bree easy twenty five k.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
It's nice, leisurely, you know, for men's mental health, men's
mental health. And Ryan, you want to say, do you
know roughly the route we talk, you know.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Spit Bridge to We ended up in like four clues,
but I was like through the like we had to
go over the Harper Ridge and through the city.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I think we went through Mossman.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I don't remember. The first suburb was Mossman, the.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Mossman, Kirribilly, across the bridge, through through Rose Bay or
Clues and the Watson's Bay. Twenty five keys and as
of this moment, our team, the Safe Boys, we've raised
eighteen hundred and seventy seven dollars. Pretty fucking good if
(05:27):
you ask me. Yeah, I think there's seven of us
in the team. I think so fuck Jackson did alright,
he's raised seventy eight bucks. Oh, it's good on him
for someone that has no friend no, but you know what,
it was a great thing. You know, you the same
boys doing our little bit raising for mental health. Look,
(05:50):
if there's a lot of content out there, we did
a little bit. Ours was very dumb. Their content was
very stupid.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Yeah, and I felt that through the whole.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
But that's also because like the first bit of the
walk was just straight up hill, and then from there
it was just like, oh it was mostly hill.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
It was like hill, and then we had to climb
those like stairs in the bush area and that was
pretty bad. Then we had more hills. What was pissing
me off though, is that we're walking past like a
bunch of rich cunt houses. At first, that was actually
making me depressed, Like I'm like, fuck, man, I'll never
earn enough money to afford one of these places.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I'll never be rich enough to live in Mossman. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
No. But they were like genuinely like class like houses
that like encased glass. You can see like into the
lund room, you know, like that was that way nice
when we.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Come down the hill there and it was that right
to and before the park. Yeah yeah, and you're looking
and that this just like in entire house was glass, Yeah,
entirely of the house, like you could see like you
could watch this person from waking up, to getting in
the shower, to getting changed, having fucking breakfast, getting in
the car. You could. You could, honestly, if you went
(07:02):
into the the rich areas in North Sydney, you could
watch people completely throughout their entire day from their front yard.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, it's like you can, just like you can pay
ten million dollars for people to people watch you.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
You can just be studied by like fucking random people,
like people doing their jogs in the morning.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I'm honestly shocked it doesn't happen more.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
It probably does happen a lot, to be fair, Yeah,
but not like common people like us where like the common.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Yeah where where else? Are like damn, that's it. That's
a train. That's two trains in a bus to go
perv on something. But they're all old too.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
They're all like CEOs and business owners, successful business owners,
not like poor ones like what we.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Would be poor business owners. I like it we are poor.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yeah, well I don't think either of its own a business,
but oh you count I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
This doesn't really kill business, doesn't this? No fuck one
day one day, one day, one day? But yeah, yeah,
I fucking I mean it was pretty depressive. I did
mention that to you within about five hundred meters of
the walk. I was like, of course the walkers past these.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I think I literally said, this is making me depressed,
and were doing a mental health walk and I'm like,
I feel shit already.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
What's what's your mental health caused by? Oh? Money? Oh, no, worries,
We're going to walk you past what you can't afford.
H Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yeah, that sucked. Just gave off like shitty vibes from
the start.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Ah, Like yeah, So back to our content, Like we tried.
I tried to do a bit of content, and the
fact is that the walk was a little bit challenging
and I just didn't feel like doing serious content.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Yeah yeah, No, it's yeah because it was I don't know,
because we're all like we weren't all like like not
really all of us were the fittest too, No, like
you were sweating it out a lot.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Well I wasn't so much. It wasn't so much the
fitness that was killing me. Like at the end, the
lactic acid was killing me. It's like I never got to.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
A point like fifteen k's in you were like drenched no, no, no,
I sweat heaps anyway.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
No.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
But it was like I was looking at your brother
and I'm like, bro, it's the difference is insane.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Yeah, he was so much. Oh no, I swear to god,
it's like I've hit like twenty I think after twenty three,
and I went from like sweating like I'd be like,
oh my god, I've worked hard. I've dropped one bit
of sweat. So now I'm like, all right, if I'm
like lifting a door, I.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Just go, yeah, that's not healthy.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I'm drink enough Automat's all right, I replenish. But yeah,
we we try to get Jackson to do a bit
of content. But if you listen back to the episode
Jackson was on, you can tell he is fucking full
of content. The kid is full of it. He's a
master of it. Yep. It actually sucks.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
We should have if medi came, it would have been
good to film us fuck him with Jackson.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Yeah, it would have been really funny because the whole
the whole time will fucking with him. Yeah. He So
he was a bit surprised because me and Ryan both
went all boys schools and we were the same old
boys school and you know, and an all boys school,
you just get used to blokes touching. Yeah, so we
we found out that he was uncomfortable by us touching him.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Very quickly, very quickly, so like two minutes did the walk.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I mean I already knew that, but like I didn't
realize how uncomfortable made him. Oh my god, I haven't
done that sort of jokes as well.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
To be fair, I gave him the best joke of
the day right at the start we go we walk.
We walked up on top of the spit Bridge and
I go, hey, Jackson, we asked your dad and he goes,
I'm like, He's like, you didn't want to do it,
and I'm like, nah, but I'd do it. It's really funny.
And then he did it, and then your dad full credited.
It was like, that is the funniest joke ever, Like
(10:58):
that's my joke.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Yeah. Dad was like, there we go, there's Jackson's good
one for the day. It wasn't even his jake. Oh
but yeah, so Dad did a fair bit of content.
I was pretty sure it's on his Home Loan Legends page.
Also just a bit of a fix up. Seawana has
(11:20):
changed his alpha It's not ourpa objectives. I think it's Shawano,
the mortgage bloke. I think confirm that that's not my dad.
By the way. They looked the same and they act
the same, and he was the same person on the walk.
That's not my dad. Really, no, it's a different guy,
all right. But yeah, anyway, Yeah, so we tried a
bit of content. We fucked around with Jackson a bit. Yeah,
(11:43):
got to the end there, and I think I think
there was a point like at four clues where you
and me just had enough of each other.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Oh yeah, when I fucked off in front of your Yeah,
I got like a second wind and I was like,
fuck this shit, I'm fucking power walking through this. And
then I think Jackson Jackson kept up with me, which
I was pretty happy with that, so at least I
had someone to talk to. And then you and your
dad just fucking dropped peats far back and I was like,
ah ship, and I was like I don't want to
stop because it's it will hurt my legs too much
(12:11):
to stop and then start again. I was like fuck it,
I'll just keep walking with Jackson.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yeah, got to a point like there was one bit
where you are just like your fucking mouth.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
You're breathing through your mouth the whole fucking time, and
I was.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Just like, fuck you. I was just like like, fuck
you the fuck you?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Did you notice how many times I walk past you?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
And was just like yeah, I was just like I
got to a point where I'm like, you know what,
I don't care I'm walking with Ryan right now. Yeah,
i don't care that I'm not walking with him. I'm
all right to walk with my dad. And so yeah,
it's all hills. What was your least favorite hill?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Least favorite probably would have been.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
They're all pretty fucked to be honest. My knee was cooked,
Like the stairs were really fucking with me.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Yeah, the stairs were a bit ship because.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Then I had the stairs and then where we were
walking like under stairs, you know where under the houses
where it was like sort of rocky terrain there too,
because that's when my left legs started to flare up.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
So yeah, my least favorite hill was that gradual road
up for Clues. Yeah, that one that was sucked.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
That one. Oh, that's the one where I made that
joke about fucking b shipped for a night out, like
if you're on a bender and you come back home
on this you gotta walk up this fucking hill. Yeah,
And I was like, I was like, you might as
well just fucking drink drive.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Yeah, well that's it.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
I was like the fucking the degree angle of this
fucking hill though, was like genuinely like forty five degrees.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Oh no, I'm not talking about that one, you know. No,
I thought I'm talking about, you know, the main road
going up for Clues towards Watson's Bay. So oh, but
the really gradual one. And it's like, at least that look,
the really steep hills sucked because you had the lifty legs,
but you could see the end. But the worst thing
about Forklues was that you just kept looking and it
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was just.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Hill around the corner, and then you're still going up.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
And it's like you're like I was thinking, like, fuck,
imagine you you'd have to call an uber getting home
from a bender going home to Forklues.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Yeah, you just.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Fucking keep going up. That's the point where my my
my hamstrings started to like ram. Yeah. I was like,
at least that's what I mean. Like at the normal hills,
you're like, oh, they're ending. All I have to do
is get to the peak just there this one. He's like,
what the fuck is going on? Why why aren't I
at the top yet? And then yeah, about honestly, about
(14:38):
eight hundred meters out just you know that little alley
at the end to a top bay. Just before that,
about one hundred meters up that little shop on the corner,
that's when you tripped over. I rolled my ankle trip,
but I come off as I was wearing two seventies,
and you know, they got the bubble of the back
that caught the edge of the guard when I stepped off,
(14:59):
and it old my right ankle, and yeah, like the
ankle's fine now, but it locked my fucking angle from moving.
So I was pretty much like flat foot stomping the
whole way. Yeah, so my left leg, which is the
fucked one, was carrying my right foot, which was like
stomping in fucking the whole way up. It was fucked.
(15:20):
And then the worst thing is we sit down and
you know we had our little lunch there at Watson's Bay,
fifty dollars for three pints. But anyway, yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
That makes you so, yeah, that made you real quick.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
I'm buy. I was like, damn, you know what I
should be all right for I'll get the first shout
and I got it. I was like, fuck.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Yeah, because I heard you say like forty seven or something,
and I was like, this is my only drink I'm having.
I said it like in my head. I was like,
I'm not drinking that's disgusting. I'm not shouting another I'm
not shouting around you a drink to pay me back,
to pay you back. But that was it.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
I got my beers back. At least Jacko shouted me
one and you showed me one, which is fine, but
I did the first one. I was like, for fox sake,
I'm like, you're joking.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Yeah, like forty seven bucks for what two heinekens in
a great.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Northern fucking wild.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
It's it's fucked honestly, absolutely fuck honestly. I'd rather drink
fucking warm piss.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
And the worst thing is one of the boys, one
of the boys in our team, ordered a schooner and
they didn't have schooner glasses. Oh, they had the fucking
water they'd like to coke, Like you know, he get
like fire engines, like with the with the hexagons on
the bottom of the gongs and it goes up to
a circle. Yeah, he got it in that. It looked
like it was warm piss. The glass wasn't chilled. The
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glass wasn't chilled.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
I was just straight out of the dishwasher.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
I would just I'd just be like, I'd just be like,
you know what, just pour me a schooner in a
pint glass. Just give me, give me a half full
point glass. Don't give me that. Yeah, I would have.
I actually almost would have been like, you can drink that.
I'm not having that.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Just have it on me, bro.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Yeah, no worries, bro on me. I can't eat this
week anyway because it would have been a fifteen dollars schooner.
But you know what, you haven't but yet. So that
was that was a walk. Ryan.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Look mate, you're gonna needed last words just you know,
talk about your mental health.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Yeah, because you just want to share a bit more somber.
You know it is actually we did actually do it
for a reason. Make sure you talk to your mates.
You know, some of us have experienced the other end
of it and it's it's not pleasant. So make sure
you talk to your mates and maybe don't call them
fat every fucking three minutes that you've.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Seen maybe don't. Uh, yeah, don't talk about their nose.
They lay off the nose of the fucking physical feature.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
James, Yeah, the nose of fat jokes, your assholes, Why
don't you stop them?
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Buddy? All right, but did you watch any of the
footy on the weekend.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
We didn't watch the Pans, didn't we and Nathan Cleary
going the other the first five minutes.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Oh, I had to sit through that game with the
insufferable cunt that was Mattie Storms.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
No, he was all right.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
He was all right because he's been off the drink,
so he wasn't really abusing. He even was like non
biased towards ship, which is pretty good because normally he
gets a couple of drinks in him and it just
says kill Nathan Cleary.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
He gets into three drinks into him, he's like, I
think Nathan Cleary should lose the right to war. Yeah,
you're like, holy fuck, matt why don't you take a kill?
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Chill, chill, chill.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
We don't.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
We don't blame that on folks. We don't say that
about fucking him and blame.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Whatever that guy's.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Yeah, did you see anything about the rabbit as game?
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Look, mate, I've seen the video and look, I can
you just give us a gist, give us the story
of what you've seen.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
So what I've seen is it looks like I think
it's a shark supporter, a little little baby boy shark
supporter next to the fucking next to like the railing
or whatever and the rabbit as mascot's running past and
they probably I don't know, so allegedly he was asking
for a high five, the fucking mascot high five? Didim
(19:25):
right in his head? We should be like the thing
is no, But apparently I don't know. The like it's
just he like he said, she said bullshit where it's
like the support the mascot was like he hit me first,
like he's throwing ship. But it's also like a nine
year old like Reggie, which is the Yeah, it seems
(19:48):
like Charlie something.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
He's like just one of the oldest supporters doing it
for like fifty years. The mascot and the thing about
him is just just this old geriatric doing.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
He like fucking super old. He probably beat the shit
out of his kids.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
So it's like it's like good at like you know,
they love him doing it because he's been doing it forever,
but like he's fucking old. Yeah, it's like eighty five
or something like that. Like he's one of these like
guys that you look at You're like, man, you blow
away in the wind. Bro.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Are you surprised he's acting out like that, like look
at the rabbit. O's they fucking suck?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
I'm not, like, that's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Surprised they didn't do it earlier?
Speaker 1 (20:25):
I'm not. And you know what, the best thing I
love so I think it was Chennel seven did an
INEVI youw on him? And it was the most like
I didn't do anything wrong.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It came off as like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
It's like I do it for the kids. I love
the kids.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
And he's like, I wouldn't. I wouldn't do that. I
wouldn't do that. In his defense, he did hit a
fucking cronola kid. Yeah, but you know, but it's the
funny thing.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
He's like, I didn't do it. But the thing is
it's on fucking video.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
It's not bad. It's bad. It's bad because it's bad.
It doesn't show the kid asking for a high five.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
He just comes straight up.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
I think, no, it shows sorry, it shows the kid
like sort of like holding his hand out. Oh who's
that apo? Yeah, sorry me, brother Cordero. But yeah, you
keep your phone on silent there, buddy. I didn't well,
(21:19):
no one really calls me. But yeah, like it. Look
the video doesn't really show it.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Look, I mean it's the whole The mum tried to
go to fucking the police.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and the police were like fuck
off pretty much.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
I think.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Yeah, if the police are saying that, I think the
guys in I guess in the right.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
But also that's what I mean. Also, the mum's jumped
on the side of like my son was doing this.
He's also he's also a nine year old.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Every fucking mum's going to be like white kid's a
fucking angel.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
And it's also a nine year old in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
It's like nine year old back in our fight, Like
when we were nine, we would do ship like probably
smack the ship out of its.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Probably laying the fuck up obout.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
He's probably that kids from never been hit before in
his life.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Yeah, and and this is gone, Oh we fucking got
yeah ship rabbit, and he's going off.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
I mean, like you go back to our age. I
mean the only the only.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
No, we were doing that ship doing that, we knew
the consequences.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
If the mascot hit as look, if he hit us hard,
we would The only punishment would have been is that
Dad probably would have punched the funker in the face.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Did if Yeah, if they drew blood, it would have
been like if they drew blood, yeah, Dad would have intervened.
But if they didn't draw blood and Dad saw like
me being a funk with it would be like, you're
the gronk. He's like, you're the little girl. You shouldn't
been talking ship.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Why do you? Why do you enticedon adult in a
to punch you?
Speaker 2 (22:47):
But to be fair, my dad would be also the
one called like, fuck you, you're a pussy.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
What what are you gonna do? Take you by me? Then, bro,
take your fucking take your helmet off your rabbit, you fuck.
But look, look it's made me think, right, and but
it's it's it's it. I'd consider it a small scandal.
It's tiny. It's going to be under the rug in
by this by the pod comanyw it's going to be
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old news, right, we're talking, we're on Tuesday today. But
it happens Sunday, it happens Sunday. By Thursday, they're playing again.
It might actually be a bit of like still in
the news. But I think for one reason and one
reason only going off last going off a bit of
a jeds of researching myself in twenty twenty five, would
(23:39):
you consider this a small scandal?
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Yeah, well it's already it's already going to bed. It's
not even the biggest scandal of this week.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Well the thing is right, small scandal. What was the
last thing that had a small scandal?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Well in recent history.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yeah, like I'm saying, three weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Uh fucking camera, wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Did they not destroy the warriors after it? They did?
Speaker 2 (24:07):
They did, But it's different.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
This is a bit of thing.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
This is he also played like ship. This is a
bit This is a bit of theory. So first of all,
they're versing Pendri on Thursday. Look, we're going to be
hard for him the beat, I think. But I think
also this will either to decide if it is a
small scandal that pumps the team up or it's just
inflatable bats.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
If he hits a kid with him maybe next week
or this Thursday, hits a kid with an inflatable bat.
Rabbits might fucking roll.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Yeah that might of the week after, like, yeah, maybe.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
That's what Dwayne Bennet's still and he's gone, Regie look
take one. I think it needs to be a bit
more of a precise scandal. I think there needs to
be or he needs to eat HUDs and Young, he
needs to hit Hudson Young with an inflatable bat. Or
we could go with the lookout and like Rabbits get rolled.
(25:05):
But it's the best game he's ever the best or
the best game he's ever done. You want to give
that a flick at the top, Yeah, I reckon it
could be maybe the best mascot in game he's ever done.
At the top. At the top, they said the flicking
that on the left, the little dial, Yeah, now flicker back,
(25:27):
Yeah there would go oh yep, sweet.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Oh got that cut that up.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Yeah. So anyway, I reckon, what if it instead of
being the best game rabbit say, rabbits fucking ship the
bed on Thursday? Well today, But he mascot's the best
game he's ever mascot it. Oh so you reckon his
performance might be his performance might be that he might
be a geriatric eighty year old. But next thing, you know,
you bulls out for fucking a backflip. Hen spring down
(25:57):
the sideline and makes out with sixteen fucking in over
eighteen year old kieer leaders.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Like, I remembered your fucking brother's Jake's the thinking about that.
What I remember your little brother's joke? He said the
other day, what was it? You remember the one fucking
Oh Harry, Harry's on talking about a little girlfriend?
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Was she was she little? What is she sixteen? In
the context we're joking about Jackson having a little girlfriend
and your little brother, Harry, We're like, oh, Jack's got
a little girlfriend, And here he goes, what is she sixteen? Context?
I little, she's sixteen? The context Jackson's nineteen. It's so funny.
(26:50):
It's such a good call.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Oh my god, your brother's actually way funnier than you. Oh.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
I can't even like to be like, ohit, there's this's
his case, because he is he just is that.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Where every time I like, like, it's like when he
called you, called you in the car, called him in
the car.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
He said that, he said, I tried to call him
and I had his old number, and I was and
then I called dad, and I was like, oh, put
hazard on and then Dad's like all right. So then
I was like, Harry, I must have your old number
or something because I called it and it said your
call can't be connected. And he goes, yeah, downloaded a
mod for my phone that doesn't let it connect to
(27:30):
Homo's phones. My kid is so funny. He hits the market.
What can't he do?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
What can he read and write? I reckon? He could
sacrifice reading and writing, that's the thing.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
He's a webbing that funny. He's a weapon footy player,
he's a fucking comedian. He's actually does well in school.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
But what can't the kid do?
Speaker 1 (27:58):
I hope it's something like fucking piss in the toilet?
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Well, you reckon, he likes he can't stand up and piss,
He's got to sit down and pisce.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
It's the justice for the life of him. He can't
fucking piss in the bowl. He has to fucking piss,
sit down and piss.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
It's either he's pissing in the sink, or he's sitting down.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
To piss, or he hops in the shower. Of Tommy pisces.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Pissing in the fucking shower.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
That's some good stuff. But so mate, while we're on
top of it, massive news coming out of the mainly
Ring of Camp Daily Kerry Evans has announced he will
be leaving at the end of the season.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Crazy crazy, Look, nothing's in writing. It's actually didn't he
come out, Oh well, yeah, nothing's in writing. But he
came out and said he also said he wants to
announce it early so he gets out of the way.
I don't want to get into the end of And
people have been like, what's Daily doing this, especially now
that like it's come out that he's like, I'm going pretty.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Much so by the sounds of it, I don't think
he's going to sign anything until the end of the season.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
No, but he probably shouldn't sign to any other team.
Well even if he's I don't know. It sounds like
from him coming out and saying that he wants to
get like it's like he's spoken to his family about
it and that like he wants to like he wants
to go, like they're good with the decision of leaving.
Sounds like he doesn't want to stay at Manly, Like
I don't know, Like if he's going to re sign,
probably do it early.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Well, I think, but if he's he was on what
was an error Q and A or whatever. Yeah, that's
where I saw he was. Like from from the vibe
of it is that like I think, I think ultimately
he wants to go home. He wants to go back
to Queensland. Yeah, probably think he's done with Sydney. But
by the sounds of it, he's basically said, I'm going
to come out now and say that I am leaving,
So it's no speculation at the end. And also from
(29:56):
what I'm picking up, I don't think he's signing a
contract at the end of the season because he doesn't
want this year to be about him leaving. Yeah, yeah,
he wants this year to be about playing football. Yeah,
as he said, he wants to fucking win a prem
He also wants to if if he wants, mainly give
him enough notice so they can get a young bloke
in and he can train them for the year. But yeah,
(30:18):
fucking big news. What are your speculations, what do you reckon?
Speaker 2 (30:22):
I don't know, maybe mainly go on a tear then,
to be honest, it's they looked ship the other day
the other week, but this week they did all right,
smashing the fuck out of camera, typical fucking mainly hot
and cold. But probably you know, maybe this is the
this is the switch, fucking the switch that fixes fucking turbos,
fucking injuries, and.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Well that's the thing for the rest. I'm just wondering
what they're going to do after this, Like it's not exactly.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
They could still like you know, it's like when fucking
we lost, like we had lew Iron fucking Fisher Harris
their last season pretty much. Yeah, yeah, like you know
what like if I don't know, like because he is
like quality, so you know, it could probably light a
fire under him and well, just it depends what they
(31:12):
signed I think as a replacement. I don't think they
give a shit about next year. I think this year
they go for this year and then oh they have
to they have to. I think they have to go
for this year now. They can't. They can't like risk
having another half that's ship coming next year. Pretty much,
I think this is the year that the they have
(31:32):
a chance at anyway, even though everyone well they have
a chance. Everyone else is ship.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
So final thoughts what team fuck Manly Panthers forty plus,
where's he going? I agree I'm not saying your statements wrong,
but where's he going?
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Fuck? Who gives a ship? Hopefully he retires and never
plays against I reckon.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
He's gone dull.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Yeah, probably, Well maybe Cowboys Titans are the other ones
in the run. Maybe Cowboys Cowboys have got it shitty.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Huh already already, alrighty, all right. So look, me and
right have probably been a bit preoccupied in the last week.
I've had a little bit of stuff going on with work,
can't talk about it. Ryan's had a little bit of
stuff gone in his personal life, doesn't want to talk
(32:29):
about it. Yeah it is. It's good news and bad news.
You can pick whatever side is good and what other
side it's bad. Anyway, So look, we haven't had much
of time to pay attention to it. And also, I
don't think we really want to get Trump political all
the time, even though he's the only thing in the news.
I don't think it's safe to be Trump political every
(32:50):
single week. Yeah no, I didn't even know what. I
don't even notice we spoke more Trump last week. Yeah
we did, we did, so it's probably safe to have
a Trump off week. But so we've gone through a
Reddit story here I'm jumping it. I'm good. It was
(33:10):
the best jumping I've ever done.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Like mister Mackie.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Boys, I'm making it good. I'm working it. Okay, Okay,
I'm working it. Making it's bad, Megan, it's bad. I
didn't realize it. We're like, we get close enough boys
(33:38):
soon and they marked it. Okay, it's bad. It's a
real bed.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
So we've got a Reddit story to the artshole. Look,
I've read. I haven't read it. We just found it.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
You just read.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
I read the title, and I read the comments and
some of the comments. The comments, there's one or two comments,
and I'm like, I neat context for that. This is good.
All right, let's see how we go.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
All right, So it's am I the asshole for watching
my roommate bang her boyfriend. Okay, I feel like this
actually started a few months ago, my twenty My roommate
got a new boyfriend. I have no idea how old
he is, but I think he's younger than her. So
her roommate's twenty four. In context, we've only been roommates
(34:32):
for two years, so that's pretty much never pretty much. Yeah,
all right, that's a best friendy type of vibe. I've
never had any issues with her. We've only been We've
never momentarily been more than wait, we've never been more
than momentarily annoyed with each other. Until the last few months.
My roommate got a new boyfriend and they have both
(34:55):
been really obnoxious. They started out with them really being
really loud at night. I could deal with this for
the most part. Ear plugs and a fan make it
all go away. I'm sure my ex boyfriend and I
have had a few loud nights as well. Oh, good
on it. You get fucking laid. Oh yeah, you got laid.
Dumb bitch, dumb fucking broad.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Oh wow, you can. You can spready legs.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Uh, a few loud nights, so I can let that go.
Then I found a pair of her panties and he
used condom tucked in the couch cushions. It grows in
the wait when it was my week to clean the
living room. Oh so it was a plant. Good on them. Uh,
(35:44):
pretty much found the same thing, but the condom had
leaked onto the couch cushion. Fucking great clean up. Kind
of exploded on her because that's disgusting. I kind of explode,
kind of exploded on her because that's disgusting. She cleaned
the cushion with a random assortment of cleaners and left
a huge bleach stain on the cushion. It just sounds
(36:06):
like she's just winging about cleaning up. It's your job,
so you're fucking weak to clean up. I bet she
fucking cleaned over.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
After you left a bit of boyfriend the lone.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
Yeah, you're getting your back blown out by your fucking
ex boyfriend. I bet she had to clean that shit up. Um,
kind of just and she flipped the cushion over. That's
fucking good. That's good, good good. Strategy pretty much had
an intense yelling match that ended when she got her
(36:42):
dad to replace the couch. You got a free fucking lounge, dude,
what are you winged about?
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Jesus? He won.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
It was my couch that I paid. Oh all right,
the one that he replaced. Yet sick, her dad had
the couch delivered a week later. He showed up and
made her sit down and talk. I'm one hundred percent
sure he was embarrassed by behavior. Yeah, because you're fucking
telling telling him that his daughter's a fucking slot.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
All right, what else do you want there you won
so far.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Yeah, you're up, dude, You're up to one to one
because you had to clean up that condom of the
fucking lounge.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Free com and fucking free lounge. What else do you want?
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (37:28):
What him up to?
Speaker 2 (37:31):
I suggested maybe that she move out. It never occurred
to me not to keep that sort of stuff in
my own bedroom. Everything was fine for a few weeks
when I came home from work and walked in the
two of them screwing in the living room again. They
did the entire Oh my god, shock picchu, We're so sorry,
got carried away and just happened. Bullshit?
Speaker 1 (37:54):
All right, Oh, because you've you so first of all, yeah,
brag that you've had sex, but you've never had impromptu
you fucking lounge sex. Yeah right, you've never been like, damn,
I'm so in the moment. Oh, hold on, let's go
to the bedroom. Sometimes it just happens.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Man. Maybe her boyfriend's just very weak and can't carry her.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Maybe maybe he's your brother, my brother, little week, Maddie,
Little week, Maddie.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
We had a huge yelling match that got us fined
two hundred dollars by the building. What the fuck?
Speaker 1 (38:31):
Ah, you don't have to pay that.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Yeah, what the fuck? That doesn't sound right? All right whatever?
Her dad paid the fine and apologized. He said he'd
work on finding her a new place. In the meantime,
I went out of state for some work related thing.
The day I flew back, I texted her the plane
landed early and that I was coming home. I asked
if she wanted me to pick her up some food.
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She never responded, not out of the ordinary, but at
least I tried. I get home, use my key in
the door, which requires jiggling. That's not quiet, swung open
the door, banged my luggage on the step on the
step up to the apartment. Somehow they managed not to
hear me. He was sitting on my couch, butt naked.
(39:16):
She was in his lap, facing him, and they were
going to town. I won't lie. She's adoor okay, a change.
I won't lie. She's adorable and I've always had a
little crush on her.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Ikay. Oh it's a jealousy story. Oh no, she wishes
it was her. Come at the condom.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
He's not bad looking either. I was about to scream
at them, and then just I was just so tired
from the week away in flights. Oh, no, you were tired. Also,
I might not have had Also I might have had
a few glasses of wine on the flight.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
What do you say you may have? Yeah, you did?
You didn't you did? You can't go?
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Did you know you didn't brod?
Speaker 1 (40:01):
I did I drink this the whole pod? I don't know?
Speaker 2 (40:07):
Fucking hell, So I didn't do anything, just watched. Okay,
I'm not sure how long it took them to finish.
Just as they were about to get to the post
sex cuddle, I said, well, that was quite the show.
But I'm but I'm really tired and I'm going to
have a shower and go to bed, so you guys
(40:27):
can keep it to your room and quiet and be
quiet for the rest of the night. Then I took
my luggage into the room and slammed the door. As
soon as I got into my room and locked my door,
she was pounding on it and screaming that I was
peeping Tom and shouldn't and should be a sex offender.
This doesn't sound real now, like this just is just fucking.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
I Actually, I've actually got to say, you get a
chance right now to call your favorite insult. She's a
fucking tucks.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
She's an Alex.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Exposed? Is your favorite?
Speaker 2 (41:11):
Now?
Speaker 1 (41:11):
I can't say that one on the pood oh cock, Yeah,
I can say her.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Oh she's Alex.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
So she's had a shower.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Wait, no, she went to a room or whatever, and
then the other bitch comes out and says that you
should be a sexy. I yelled back that if she
kept pounding on the door, I'd send a video to
her phone. So wait what, I don't have a video.
I would never have recorded it. Okay, shower and ambient
and passed out. She hasn't been here all day. I
(41:43):
texted her father and asked him to come get her ship,
and fucking it's gonna cost me three and a half
k to cancel the sub lease. I haven't heard back,
so am I an ass?
Speaker 1 (41:56):
Fuck?
Speaker 2 (41:56):
That's a lot of words and I don't really care.
It's just her saying like, oh sorry, Not many seemed interested.
I worked eight days in a row. Fo. I love
how he's apologizing profusely for being such a brat.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
All right, let's so what you saw some interesting comments? Story?
Speaker 1 (42:19):
What about the comment? The comments had got me going
where I was like underneath the cushion, I was.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
Like, oh, banging, does she have one? Oh? So these
guys just like, weren't they fucking in the bedroom?
Speaker 1 (42:33):
Whatever? Man? You know what?
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Like I was like sort of on the line of like,
look this chicken people broke people ship, like, don't read
a house, just buy a house.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
This look I was looking at like thinking when you're
reading that out, I was like, look, this sounds like
the kind of girl that like, oh, look at me,
I'm so much better. But really she's not doing anything better. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:56):
When I got to the fan fiction part, it's but
then her talking about look, I was tired, Like I
can't believe I had to justify so I had to
watch them. Fuck, I can't believe she justified her cuking. Yeah,
like you can say that you are, Like, she wouldn't
have been pissed off like before if she kind of
(43:18):
enjoyed it.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
You know, why does it go into Yeah, I hated
that she fucked everywhere, and she she fucked in the
lounge and it was stupid. I touched these camels, disgusting
the cump. It's probably not important. Then she said, oh,
he's kind of cute, and they're both really cute. And
I really like them fucking So you weren't. You weren't
annoyed about the noise ever or the location. You were
(43:42):
just annoyed. You weren't involved, that's all that is. Yeah,
she just had the ships. Yeah you are actually you
know what. Yeah, you're the asshole. You are the asshole.
You're the asshole for like trying to justify a cucking
but then also saying it's the worst thing the world
that they're fucking, Like, I justify, don't justify the cuck
(44:04):
if you wanted to be involved in the fuck. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
Yeah. She apparently has never watched pornography before, And uh,
I don't know if that's what it's like, It's not
my thing.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
People, stop fucking lying on.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
I hate when you like it was a creepy thing
to do. I haven't talked to her since.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
I hate when people like it's like yours do it sometimes.
But I hate when people are like, I don't watch porn, dude.
You have Instagram, all right, that is porn. Yeah, that
is porn. I can't like, I don't even watch porn
on Instagram, Like, it's not my chosen platform. All my
suggested reels are just naked chicks like, I'm going to
(44:50):
other platforms to have a fucking have a mister Mackie,
but mister man, I'm going, but I'm not going on Instagram. Yeah,
what are the holes in that story that you're hearing.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
The holes fuck that she has sex?
Speaker 1 (45:08):
I don't know, weird like it was, you know, it
was one of those girls writing those stories when she
starts off with like, ah, you know, they just they're well,
oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
It's like first she was annoyed that they were fucking
in her bedroom, and then like because it was noisy.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
But you know what, like she has to be one
of those girls that will go into Doggie and have
a harbor bridge back, like she's like yeah, and you
know they're loud, but you know, I fuck loud sometimes
I really do fuck loud. I don't watch pornography though,
but I really just enjoyed sitting there watching my roommate.
(45:52):
That drives me up the wall. But really she's kind
of cute and he's kind of cute. And also, let's
be real, she flicked it in the show. Yeah, there's
no way you can't mention that you watch the fucking
a you can't be like it. Yeah, you're and then
you're like, I've mate, And then I watched them, and
then I had a shower and went to bed.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
Bro we all know what happens in the shower. Well,
I was gonna say probably not that night later that
probably a.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
Fucking post forty eight. She's got the shower head going,
turn it onto fucking jet stream high way to heaven? Baby?
Is christ easy clean up?
Speaker 2 (46:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (46:38):
Squirt city, Amen, brother, But yeah, I don't know, Like, amen,
she probably wouldn't have been that put off by they
come if she made it come out. But to be fair,
(47:02):
who's taking off a dummy, popping not in it and gone, damn,
we're in the lound room.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
That sounds fucking gross as fuck. Hey, I think I'm
sided with her. Now, Look that's a huge that part
of the story. I'm like, yeah, she's correct, She's correct. Like,
who's popping off a dummy?
Speaker 1 (47:21):
Pulling it off which is already a fucking brain surgery
at the same time, because like you could easily just
roll it off, but you're trying to slide it off
and like, oh, keep the gum at the bottom, and
then you're tie not in it, and he's just gone, hm,
I'm in the land room, which look, we work in houses,
we know that usually the lound room quite often next
to the kitchen, where where the bin is right and
(47:44):
he's gone. Might put it underneath the pillow, which.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
To me, might keep this for later. Hopefully the roommate
will find it. Suck me up.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
The roommate's going to think this as hot as fun
when she just that was my jeers, considering I've heard
her and her ex boyfriend a couple of times. I
hope she watches me fuck when she gets home from
a work holiday. I really thought that was going to
be a joint in story.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
Eh oh oh yeah, it's close.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
It's close.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
That's why it was sounded like it started going into
that of like it was I sentenced away.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
From my knees and sucked these balls and then I.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
Took my clothes off and walked straight up to him
and then gave her a massage.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
With my boobies. I licked a bum. I looked her
do it. But yeah, so Ryan, is she the asshole? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (48:47):
Yeah, she probably shouldn't have done that. She should have
like just said like not even scream, but like just
went stop.
Speaker 1 (48:54):
That ship scream. I bet she fucking apparently she does
scream every now and then with her ex boyfriend. Hm hmm.
But yes, he's the asshole. You are the asshole and
kicking someone out of their own house for fucking pretty
gay he gave you. But anyway, ladies and gentlemen, that
was another episode of the Safe Boys.
Speaker 2 (49:18):
I think medialless episode. Right, pea, buddy, I feel a bit.
Speaker 1 (49:24):
That was a very great time. Just reflect on the
ninety nine eight great episodes we had with Mini. Oh,
actually it's eighty nine because he's turned it around ten.
But you know, he's a great loss. Really sad he's
gone many Sometimes, like imagine the input he would have
(49:45):
had sometimes I think about calling him too, like I'm like, man,
he probably have the most fucking left field of input,
which it would be like, well, Mitch, what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (49:55):
Yeah, he would have come up with some way where
Mitch would have said there he would have definitely been
in the joining gang.
Speaker 1 (50:02):
Yeah, he would have said something joining all right, No,
he would have been. He would have said something like
I reckon. Mitch would have been like, yeah, you know
what if I was in that situation, I would have
taken their clothes.
Speaker 2 (50:14):
Oh would have sucked the condo. I would have claimed
the condo and used it again.
Speaker 1 (50:23):
Reusable. It's not a single use plastic. Give you suck
to come up. Uh? Anyway, Ryan's gonna lad textology, So peace, Mitchell.
We love your mate and we hope that you Jesus's mate.
(50:45):
You resurrect. What nothing? What are you gonna say?
Speaker 2 (50:49):
Nothing?
Speaker 1 (50:50):
Nothing?
Speaker 2 (50:51):
You had to look then when you're like damn, maybe
I should say this. Yeah no, I'm not going to say.
I'm not gonna say nothing. I didn't have nothing to say.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
Okay, anyway, lady, and make sure you check us out
on all our ports. It's even the Safe Boys, I'm
pretty sure, the Safe Boy's podcast on Instagram, the Safe
Boys on TikTok, and you can go to our link
tree and ship there. You can still donate to the
Spoke to a Blow Foundation. If you don't you don't
(51:21):
care about men's mental health. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Is
that not fair because we've donated and we've donated and walked.
Speaker 2 (51:30):
Yeah, I mean you can. You don't have to donate
to mental men's mental health. You can. It's just something
to do, you know. I ask blokes have it hard
sometimes and you know, we struggle to talk about it
feelings sometimes.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
But actually, you know what a bit of a challenge
ask you mate how he is. But yeah, check us
all out on all of those platforms, right, you know what.
I normally say something dumb here, but I am the
guy that's doing all this shit. So can you leave us?
I think, get a little nice mental health thing. Leave
the last mental health thing. Mmm, what do you mean
(52:06):
just the last message? Like I don't know.
Speaker 2 (52:11):
I was going to say, don't speak about your feelings. No,
but seriously speak about your feelings. It's not gay, I promise,
And yeah, check up on your mates. You know it's
not hard.
Speaker 1 (52:22):
Bye, I'm in prison. I go away for a wrong time.
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