THE AFTERNOON DETENTION - what does the new year bring?

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Speaker 1 (00:16):
I was like thirty seven degrees. Okay, so oh I'm
the nearly person in the heat. Nearly person the heat.
You know where you're not going to feel the heat
in the air cone in the Afternoon Detention Room, Ladies
and gentlemen, twenty twenty five, Welcome back to the Afternoon Detention,
brought to you by the Safe Boys. Like always, I'm back.
I'm ready to go. But new Year, New rye RII.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
How are you feeling great? I'm feeling awesome.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yeah, you're excited for the new year.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, dude, new year knew me.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yeah I've heard you say that.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Not doing any extracurriculativities.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yeah, something to do with the time machine not happening anymore.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Ah, he's not gone to bed anymore. Yeah. You know
who's not on a bed and works hard for us,
and he's coming back this year. Medi bad? Okay, you
feeling money? Not too bad yourself, guys, not too bad, man,
Welcome back. Look, we're trying your structures, all right. We're
going to get very exciting, make it a bit more
user friendly, and but we're not losing our favorite topic.

(01:17):
Jesus face. We're bringing back. Oh here we gaily, Welcome
to medi Bible.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Fast. Know that the Lord is God. It is he
who made us, and we are his. We are his people,
the sheep of his pasture a Psalm one hundred, sorry
Psalms beautiful Mitchell, And now quickly, just to finish off
like normal, how do you feel about that?

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:52):
We're one of God's people?

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Do you feel do you feel closer to God now
that you're reading?

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Have you have you felt like your life's taking a
different direction now we've made you read bubble Versus. To
be frankly honest, absolutely not. You know what you may
think in reading Bubble Versus is the hardest thing that
we're going to make you do. Wait till the second segment, guys,
But first segment, or.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Wait till the third segment where we get him to
spray paint some symbols on walls.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yes, okay, we can do that, all right, So first segment. Actually,
I'm going to take the top of the show here.
Right now. I have seen an article that's popped up
on Facebook and it's about a it's about a sports
bar in Sydney, right, and so this sports bar it's

(02:39):
designed for women only, right, it's lasted four months and
has closed as doors. So I just want to like,
let's let's talk about this. Let's talk what's your thoughts
Ryan on a sports buff women that's lasted four months?
Are we surprised? Well, there's no men there to buy
him drinks. That's really misogynistic.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
That is kind of misogect.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Not the first time I've heard the joke either, but like, so,
bro right, what's your thoughts, mate, what's your talking? Well?

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Good on them for the last and four months, man,
I don't think I could stretch that out for that long.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Four months is a long time to hold on.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
What do they put on there?

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Though? Like what sport?

Speaker 2 (03:18):
They've just got the fucking replayer of the Women's World
Cup NonStop?

Speaker 1 (03:22):
I hope like if they, like, I don't know, are
they playing like that's a.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Great normal stuff, like what we normal sport?

Speaker 1 (03:29):
What men's or are they playing something like polo on
there or something like that? Well, you know, I'd love
like it'd because if they had like netball and stuff playing.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Reckon the sports b went off on that place like
like that, the chicks that would go there were just
like fucking horrible gambling addings.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
They have to, Like, I mean, I know it's some
chicks that fucking gamble more than you do on the horses.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
That's a good yeah, yeah, I love the ponies.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
But yeah, it's I don't know, I don't know how
to take this, Like it's not really fucking not really
a great business idea because it's supposed to be one
of those places it's like women only, yeah yeah, yeah, And.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
It feel like like, yeah, it's meant to be like
a safe space for women.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Like there are women out there that like sport, all right,
the entertained by sport. But it wouldn't be a whole
group of girls at all that like sport, you know
what I mean. I feel like it would be like, oh,
do you want to go watch the netball game? Oh no,
I only watch football with my husband. It's quite you know,

(04:33):
I do get you with that. I'm trying to fucking
I'm not trying to put the fighters in here, all right,
Sit in your cubicles, sit in your fucking lane. But
not many women I know would watch sport without a
blow present. That makes sense. Mum probably wouldn't watch Mum
likes football.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Where was it I remember where it was, like I.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Think it was like fucking so, I know a lot
of new Town.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
It sounds like a Newtown thing, like in.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
The sword of that section the city, the left side
of the city. That makes sense. I do know a
lot of women that go se netball games and stuff
like that.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
At a sports bar. That's different.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Go into a game game, I reckon, that's not I'd see,
that's fine. I like, I know, I know a lot
of girls that go to Matilda's games. They wouldn't go
to a sports bar to watch a soccer game. No,
they wouldn't do that.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yeah, it's something like we would do.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah, it's a bloke thing. It's a that makes sense.
But you get or the thing that I don't get
a sports bar. It consists of like four things beer,
buffalo wings, sports and girls wearing really tight shorts.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
So what's that in the female sports bar version? Fucking
I don't know me beer.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Buffalo wings, jazzerine, footy shorts.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Gut hanging out?

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Would you we could? We could wait, we could probably
open a sports bar where we as higher people like me,
we're just footy shorts. And but the problem is with
plus this is what I've been higher.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Come they're the only fucking people that will rock up
to our sports.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
You would go, yeah, that's the only and you're allowed
to smoke inside me smoke inside? Yeah, I reckon that.
You know what I think? I think there's a few
rules in pubs that I don't like at the moment.
What are the rules? You know what? One thing? I
think there should be smoking pubs, smoking pubs. Yes, would

(06:31):
you go to did you go to smoking I'd cover
go to off smoking pub?

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Would you smoke in the smoking pub or would you
just go chill? See the vibey cigar lounges.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
But I know, but he want we aren't those people,
you know what I mean? But that's what it is.
We're literally just created cigarette und we don't want to
be sitting.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Here like cigarette that's probably a good name for it,
actual cigarette lander cigarette louds come and sit down where
it smells like ship.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
But you know what I mean, I don't want to
be in there like going oh my investments and then
like talking about like really expensive ship. I want to
be like do I buy another beer or do I
pay rent? Like and with a with a dart in
my hand? Would that not be pinny cool? So I thought,
that's just the Pokey's room.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
That is seriously just fucking lucky. Ida I deal with.
But I go to the pub.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
And I go, oh lucky. I eight. I want to
pay my mortgage this week. I just don't want to.
I just don't want temptation, you know what I mean.
I just want to do So.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
You want to pub that allows you to smoke but
not play Pokey's. No, no, just I don't have to
be in the Pokys to smoke. It's fucking annoying to
be in the Pokys to smoke. You can go because
they're also smoking areas. Go outside and be a loser
on the street. Kings Park to haven't just like, have
you ever it's got the smoking area.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Have you ever been to the kings Park town? Yes,
and you're happy to say that you've been there. Yeah,
it's a glotdy place. It's great.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Can't say anything because I haven't been there, but I
have been to some grubby pubs.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
There are some globby pubs and then they.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Yeah yeah, shout outs prospecting.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Oh yeah yeah. First of all, we're attacking female sports. Now,
we're just attacking blacktown pubs. Good night, good nights that
you have there at the proct Prospect. You're still working around.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
There, not this week. I'll be there back there soon.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Let me know, literally around the corner.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yeah, you can have fun in the fucking thirty degree
heat comes sit in the smokers shed with it. Jeremy
would love my job at the moment is wait for
deliveries and fucking sit the smokers. I just get fucking
I just get the secondhand smoke all day.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
You like the sight because you're just addicted to it
from second Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
Yeah, I was telling and Jeremy the other day, I go, man,
I might pick up smoking because everyone at my work.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Does you get an extra attenmute break every day?

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Oh yeah, Well at the moment, I'm getting an extra
four hour break. Wait for these fucking deliveries. The rock
up and then Jeremy's like, yeah, you should do it.
You should start smoking, like everyone else is like, no,
you're an idiot.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
But you'd be cooler, you'd be live. I would be cooler.
I reckon, you be cooler. I don't think so. Mitchell
also thinks that driving in sand is cool. I do
like driving in sand, but we hang out at the pub,
not at the sandbar. What happens at the pub gambling
and smokes. Yes, you know it doesn't happen a female

(09:40):
sports bar. Gambling and attendance. That's why the doors are closed. Yeah. Look,
we got a little bit of groups.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Do you reckon?

Speaker 1 (09:48):
When I reckon?

Speaker 2 (09:49):
There was like a couple of nights out where they
were like packed.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Yeah, they would have been the first night friends. You
know what. They were too late to the party to
not have a when Matildas were that would have been
they would have lasted a year. They would have made
enough money. But they didn't. They didn't open. Like you
know what, the female sports bar sounds good as a
room idea, like a pub in like say, you just

(10:15):
pick a pub in the city. I don't know, a
ship one whatever, but you go the World Cups on
or a Matilda's game. You're not females only for this one.
It's a female only pub. We don't want you grubby
fucking bricklayers rubbing your fucking mortar all over our skin
and drying it out. We want just females to be
comfortable in here and to drink Cosmos or fucking til

(10:36):
he is new whatever. Instead of having a bartender you
have a mixologist. But you know, what does it turn into?
Like a fucking lesbian bar?

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Isn't that what it is? Netball's not gay, yeah, but
people who watch netball might be gay.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
It's a year probably fine, it's more gay that actually
watched than fucking lesbians. Lesbian's probably watched roller Derby. No,
they're probably in roller Derby. They probably are.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
They probably watch wrestling.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
I don't. Well, let's put it this way, Louis. But
we all have a sister. Would your sister go to
this bar with some girls? I wouldn't put it past her,
but she wouldn't be interested. Really probably not. Your sister
definitely wouldn't. My sister wouldn't at all. So, I mean,
it's a safe space, but it doesn't make any sense
to me. Doesn't make any sense. It does not. No, yeah,

(11:31):
it doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
On that note.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
On that note meaning this is where you got to
press the button, which one the bell? Oh god, it's
going to be like a bit more socials and stuff
like that. But we're talking about a personal challenge. Okay, Now,
let's before we start. We're all going to take the
oath that we're going to commit to these challenges. Okay,

(11:58):
we're all in. I'll give it a go. All right,
roll in. So to start off, all right, you take
this because you've got the little stand so you can write.
My handwritting is illegible. Okay, yeah, your one's probably the
best runing out of all of us. Yeah, all right,
So this first one, me and Rye Rai have challenged Midi. Midi.

(12:19):
Put the camera on you so we can get you
in here. All right, so we challenged Middi. Soir, Mitchell,
your challenge is all right, what is my challenge? Challenge
is we're going to make you act as a middle
aged man. Okay, okay, We're going to get you to
create an account of Facebook. You're going to get a

(12:39):
bit of liking around you in some pages and stuff.
They're going to get you to create a page that
is going to enrage old people. Okay, yeah, you're going
to enrage old people. You're going to piss them off.
We're talking. We're going to go through ideas today. Today's
the planning session. There will be updates on this, all right.

(13:00):
So first of all, guys, all right, we need to
think of a name. What is Mitchell's name going to be.
I have an idea. You got to talk in.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
I've actually got an idea for the viewers. Let's not
put the name out there. We'll create it afterwards. But
if the viewers can find the name, nah no, we
have three viewers, got fine?

Speaker 1 (13:23):
All right. So let's a couple of names here. Let's
think of first names for an old person. We can
brain some right now, right off the top of my head.
We've got Barry. I was going to go Gary, Gary, Gary,
all right, it's first name Gary. Now we're going to
think of a really white name, really white last name.
All right. We went now, not Smith. It's going to
be all right. So let's some common Australian names, common

(13:49):
Australian names. Lee, Gary Lee.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
That's an old name.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
That also is someone that might have their their eyes
taped back. All right. Lee's an option. Le's an option.
Williams Williams is great, Williams Williams is It's just a
very good option. I think you're not Nick Klaus Jones.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Jones is all right, that's a common white person name.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
I guess Gary Jones. Fitzpatrick, Oh fucking yeah, Irish m
hm hmmm.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Do we need it? Are we just picking a random
old come. Yeah, well we can just like it's just
blank fucking Facebook.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
It might even be like a Holden malo or something
like that.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Oh did we just get a car?

Speaker 1 (14:45):
We just get a car. So so right down here,
So what what do you reckon? I reckon what Gary,
Gary Williams or Gary Jones.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
It's up towards Williams.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Okay Williams, Gary Williams, all right, that's your name.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Yeah, you definitely have the best hand running out of
all of us, right, I can read it. Yeah, like no,
it's actually really meat too.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Profile picture is a car? All right? All right, well
now what car? MIDI we're going to think of what
car you to think you're we? I reckon you're fifty
four as well? Fifty four? Yeah, okay, so nineteen.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Sixties, are we saying divorced as well? Yes, divorced, divorced
fifty on the dollar, like fifty.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Four, fifty four, fifty four, I reckon, yeah, divorced. Catholic.
Of course, he's got to be Catholics to be Catholic.
There's a rubber on the end of Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Sorry, sorry, I'm not used to writing.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
I reckon XP falcon and an XP falcon. That's a
fucking shout.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
We're gonna lean it straight into the religion Catholic politics. Yeah,
only waiting for fucking liberals.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
No one nation, one nation, die hard. Okay, all right,
because that's we're definitely going to pull some pauling hands
and fans on this, all right.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
I can't wait hardcore and then you can pulling hands
and ship. Then one day you just posted this video
on the page.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Their profile picture is is of an x B falcon?
What else? Mad? What else are we thinking? Now? We're
going to think, right, is there any more information? Want
to truck into this bio? Uh?

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Location, location, location, it's pretty important any schooling or anything
like that.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
The old people right where they went to school.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
They do, Yeah, they do. That's a big thing they do.
All right, I'm thinking. I'm thinking just so it's a
bit close to you. You get a bit of a
night around tune Gabby High. We think in tune Gabby
High is think Gabby High?

Speaker 3 (17:08):
That old I'll find out it would be we've got
to pick something that is a Pendall Hill High.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Hill High School. Yeah, pick Old as the sports school.
Now not Hill Sports. No, you went you're a public
school kid.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Fifty If he's fifty four, what do we got We've
got to pick something forty years ago?

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Yeah, easily. Pendle Hill High. Yeah, Pendle Hill. He went
to school in the eighties, American Pendall Hill. I know
Pendle Hill High? Is that old pender Hill High? I
do love how we spells Pendle Hill.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Yes, I had a guess.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Yeah, I can tell that was like a you got
the correct letters, just a really wrong order. So pend
Pendall Hill High opened in nineteen sixty five. Not, that's fine,
that's fine, understand it. We know what it means. Yeah,

(18:07):
Pendall Hill, Pendall Hill High. Now are we Now let's
think bio wise. Well, you're just gonna hope there's no
fucking Gary Williams.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
There's definitely a Gary Williams from PENDI.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Father of Tony Williams, rugby league player. All right, this
could turn out bad quickly. Where's it? Where's where's Gary
Williams born? Though? I don't think he's born in black.

(18:44):
I think he's born in a country town Dubbo hospital.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
It could be a orange orange orange hospital. He born
in Orange like a big Queenslander. Now I was thinking
tazzy under guy I'm not spoken, hill bro, I can
smell broken.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
What about Mary Burrow, Queensland.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
I'm thinking a lot of old people Flanders.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
Yeah, because they came down, rather than because all the
like middle aged people are starting to track up there.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
I'm thinking. I'm thinking Mary Borrow, Mary Borough, Queensland. Yeah
that fits. Mm hmmmm. Al right, So anything else in
the bio I reckon in the buyo that we put
a quote or leave it blank, all right, leave it blank.
But the cover photo I reckon it needs to be

(19:38):
the most pixelated photo of the parametter eels.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Or do you reckon some old price.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Yeah? Oh wait no, no, yeah, Sterlow Sterlow is in
a pixelated photo. It's just propped really badly. Or he's
just downloaded straight off the internet and it's coming. I've
still got the water got the watermark and everything. It's
just fucked okay, all right, all right, So this is

(20:11):
what we've got to do. All right, We've got a
few here. Makes it a lot easier than I realized.
This is what we're gonna do. We're gonna help you
through this project. Okay, We're going to definitely help because
when we come up to ours, we're doing this together,
just you executing the thing, all right. So we you
got to like a few of these pages that makes
sense your para matter probably like Kendall Hill High. That's

(20:35):
not creepy at all. You're alumni, all right, you're alumni.
All right. So now we're going to talk.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Actually, what sports did the dude play.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Sports in that age? They did everything? Drunk?

Speaker 2 (20:52):
They drunk, No, they drunk ped he's definitely drinking now,
all right.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
All right, so we've got them. So now we've got
to think of like, alright, I think we gotta we've
gotta post off the bat.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
No no, no, leave it blank for about two weeks
and just like pages and start commenting and stuff. I
think this is it's probably gonna be about three or
six months worth of work to do this.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Yeah, all right, so we've got to think of some
things that we're gonna like. Okay, so we're definitely liking
the paramoun eels, para eels, paramatta eels, Falcon clubs or
is there a Falcon club or a Ford Association for
an FPV on Dick Johnson Racing or like that, but

(21:43):
also also also he doesn't like the real pages. What
he likes the fan pages. He thinks they're the real pages,
so he doesn't actually like the paramoed Eels. He likes
a Paramatter Eels fucking fan page. But they all slammed
the fucking people on the.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Team, all right, because that's where we're going to get
our followers.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
So we definitely got one nation as a like as well,
of course one that's the.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Real one he's got there.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
I think we like one. I think if you like
one nation, I think, but I think recommended.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Worried about right now, Yeah, you're gonna get a bit of.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
You're worried about your fucking views changing. He's fucking pulling
hands and chicks.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
No, I've got Jesse there to keep you back in check.
All right, here's what we do as well. I think.
I think I actually think one post. What's the one posts?
One post? And it's perfect to this time. I think
you have to post that you've seen hot Cross buns
already in the shops, okay, And it's one of those
posts like so how will we how do we reckon?
We word it? It's like it's a hot Cross buns

(22:55):
into Gabby Woolies. Yeah, fucking this is this is outrageous
it's not even February yet. Yeah, it's January eleventh or whatever, thirteenth,
you know what I mean. You know, you just gotta
talk angry the way you type it out, and then
just just sleander a fucking random or even like a

(23:15):
Woolize it doesn't.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Exist, yeahies or colds, but then.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
A Wollie it doesn't exist. That's a pretty hard task.
And no, but like even you don't have to slander,
like it'd be cool if you like, if what's what
it's what's in tune? Gabby? Is it a Woolies or
cols to Woolies? So you say, Ton, Gabby Coles. Okay,
get it wrong, just get it wrong, just get it wrong. Okay, Ton,

(23:42):
Gabby Coals. You've found hot cross buns. It's disgusting. You're appalled.
You're gonna shop at Woolies from now on. Okay, So
we're going to think of some rage posts, okay. And
then also what you should also like is like the
most AI horniest fucking Facebook page, you know where it's

(24:02):
like it's like AI photos of like volleyball girls, and
like you get like they've obviously got giant, but then
the AI has forgot to render in their arms, and
all these old blokes like, you're so beautiful.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
You know those ones, I've never seen them, Jazz, I
know what he's talking.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
The thing is like Trev's just like this is what
Trev would like on Facebook.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
That's why I've got it, I reckon because Trev and
Todd have sent me horny ship. The worst thing is
Tren's my stepdad and he's what he's probably the same
age as Gary here, the same age as Gary. But
Todd is my age, and he has sent me horny
ship that has resulted in me getting ai fucking soft

(24:50):
core porn. So that's the sort of ship we're going
for here, all right? I think, is there anything else
we need to add? Anything? Ls? We need to add
a VPN for this? Definitely? You know what this is
why this is perfectly safe. Everyone at this age has
no fucking clue what they're doing on Facebook anyway, but
our age, Gary Williams's age, Okay, no one knows what

(25:15):
Gary Williams's age. Do we want fifty four or sixty four?

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Fifty four? He's still working. We're gonna come up with
a job.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Wa'ts his job? That's what his job? See that's not
saying sixty four you can get away. We retire right
down the bottom, right down the bottom. They committed, because
we're going to feel that out. So what does he
I reckon? He no, no, I reckon. He's a business owner.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
That's all saying retiree sixty four four people. So he
owns his own roofing company. Oh no, that's a bad idea.
What he relays roofs Yeah, because.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
You're just getting from like people. Hey can you.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
Doesn't mean he know, just tell him booked out for
the next six month.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
We start putting in quotes, we start doing the roof.
I got these young kids. They're going to give him
the game. He said, us don't mind the video camera.
Sorry guys, Gary can't be here. Gary on the phone

(26:28):
turns to business like that. So he's a trading but
whatever can what trade good?

Speaker 2 (26:33):
Shout tile roof for two probably chip rocker.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
I'm going to shingles, Not shingles. It just has a disease.
He has chicken pox two point.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
Not it's the shale roof. I've seen it a couple
of times in Australia. He does he does, okay, he
does not concrete type. He does both concrete and Terrycott
of tiles.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
But he people send people to their grades by giving
them fucking silic.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Divorced. That's why he younger young. It's a it's a
tile roofer. So that means he's also probably baked, like
not fucking not in the mind, but like skin his leather. Well,
i'll tell you later, No you can. It's all on
the post. This one's the finishing thing. Okay. I also

(27:36):
think so in his photos to probably add up here
near Stirlow, is that he just has a photo of
the VB logo. Oh do you do that? Is a no? No,
you know how he can put photos. He's just posted
the VB photo. One of them cropped wrong, the other
one he's done right. So he's learning. Yeah so he

(27:58):
but he doesn't know how to delete the post. Okay, no, no,
what we do? Is the crops wrong? One second? Yeah,
he's posted it twice. He's posted it twice. Okay, all right,
so what do we what do we that Mitchell? Where over? Okay? Yeah,
so what's your final thing? Mitchell?

Speaker 3 (28:20):
What's my final thing? So to finish it off, okay,
you put a post up saying he's got cancer.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Like a melanoma. That's fucking brutal. I told you you
want to do it. That's the finish. That's like at
the end, you just post that up.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
Is that like, guys, guys.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
That's the last post of Gary Gary will This is
I've got cancer. It's Gary Williams going to die. Yeah. Well,
yeah he said that. I thought we said that. I
thought we're just going to do I mean, well, to disappear.
But this is a continuity. He just dies of cancer. Wow,
all right. I mean it builds full on, but it's

(29:09):
a good way to disappear. It's a great way to
just We've.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Just got to come up with like a nephew or
something that is like there's like, guys, sorry to inform you,
but Gary has passed away.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
You can be his nephew, Mitchell his actual account. Guys.
I'll be looking after the group now and then just leave. Yeah,
that's yeah. Obviously we're talking about the contingency plan once
we've got it rolling, Okay, yeah, of course the end
of the year. But that's the whole thing of like

(29:47):
you'll go to a point like you'll message the biggest
contributor and you'll be like, mate, the cancer has gotten
pretty bad. One page. You can have the page. Yeah,
you know, you're right. In these messages, tell him.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
What the hospital him to like, just bring up and
send flowers to the random comes room.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
All I'm thinking is a donate. No, we can't know,
we're not. You cannot. If we get if they send
us money, we have to send it to it's a council.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
I don't think they should, shouldn't.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Or we get in the name of Gary Gary, no.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Jazz, Gary, Gary should dive of living cancer a good
excuse to drink for him. All right, So it's pretty
we've got all that's horrible.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
We got there. If we can think of better continguencies.
All right, this is the initial start. So your challenge
for the week, right is to get this account going. Okay,
all right, that's all you got actually updates. We can
go two to four weeks. In two weeks, I've got
two weeks to make Gary Williams that's fine, all right,
and to like all those things. Put this information in,

(31:01):
all right, You're gonna like a few pages and then
that's it. That's it, Michell. Yeah, anyway, this is you'll learn.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
You'll learn, like there's a lot of graffiti going around. Yes, yes,
a couple of a couple of It's not even like
synagogues anymore. I know a synagogue in new Town got
hit with some fucking some yeah, yeah yeah, and then
there's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's pretty fucked up, right,

(31:40):
But who do you reckon?

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Did it? Mm hmmm.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
It's a bit of a do you reckon? It's a
bit of.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
A ryoup, a bit of a rye up. So the
riot's coming back?

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Do you reckon? Do you reckon?

Speaker 1 (31:54):
You know?

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Obvious answer is Palestinians, because we all know that they're
graffiti artists. Are they look at their country call the
graffiti that's just like the death to Jews.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
That talking on this subject, I saw something on Channel
seven actually where someone's going around and like just tagged
on everyone's cards. It must be a Jewish area or
they know these people that And.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
How did they know? Did they check their identify.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Followed them home from the synagogue, They checked the tattoo
on their wrist.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
They checked the front, they saw that, they saw their armband.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
That's jew. There's a woman, right, so she's pretty distraught.
You know, her parents were in the in the Holocaust,
So you can tell she's probably a bit terrified, rightfully,
so that eversary against that. But it goes to this
trade that lives next door, and you can tell this
guy's come home fucked day, Like he's come home and
he's like, what the fuck is what the fucking you know,

(32:57):
he's like, what the fuck is going on? So Channel
seven stopped him. They're like, mate, what do you think
about the situation? He goes, it's obviously messed up, isn't it?
Like you know, they got all right to be pissed off,
not what we want, and they asked him questions. You
can see that this guy's like, he just wants to
let me fucking go home. You're like, do you feel

(33:17):
sorry for the victims? Of course I do, of course
I feel sorry for he guess what do you mean?
He has a course there, They're got a right to
be terrified. Oh do you know who done it? He's like,
why why would I know who have done it? Why
would I have an idea on who's tagged? The cars?
Just came out? Why thin he just came out?

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Was just like, is those fucking Catholics down the road
old Boys' school?

Speaker 1 (33:40):
They fucking tag all the time. Yeah, fuck me, letterbox
got tagged two weeks ago and you didn't come out
for that. It was the fucking pooh Man.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
It's the boom man strikes again with anti semitic pooh
scribbles on the wall at poosht Wicker.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
That's a stool sticker.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
That's so great. Oh mate.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
The old guys at my work have come up and
like have spoken about it at lunch and when we'll
have a beers on Friday, and they were like, they
should if they want a graffiti, they should go back
to their own fucking country. It's like, well, they graffiti
in their own country, dude, they just get bombed.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
The US doesn't allow graffiti. So you know who would
have the ships with this? Who? Gary? Gary would would
Gary would have the ships with this.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
He would definitely say he'd send the boats back. Yeah,
he's definitely a sender boat back.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
We can we can work on it. Actually, I think
you've got to have a Gary voice. I think as well,
so in this, like you know, you just got to
talk like this, Oh I'm Gary, I'm Gary. So it
beat Gary for this and talking about how this pisses
you off that there's graffiti and you know what I reckon.
Gary's not pissed off about graffiti, I mean the Semitic
He's pissed off there's tagging. Yeah, yeah, what the fuck?

Speaker 3 (35:01):
Why have they even used Why do they have access
to spray paint? It's not like anyone fucking needs it.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Yeah, well, if you need spray paint, you're gonna have
to get fucking id Why is it fucking sixteen to
get it not eighteen? Carry is probably like, see, you
should have to show you full face, have to show
you full face to do this. Floody, bloody wearing a
hidjib to boy buddy spray king. He doesn't even know
what that's called. They're fucking wearing a mailbox. Yeah, they

(35:27):
wearing a mailbox. How can you sell a mailbox of
spray k inn? God, it's definitely how Gary thinks. Oh yeah,
Gary would think that it's the female Muslims that are
wives that have gone out and bought fucking paint and
spray painted. The fucking husbands wouldn't be able to do
their work in two jobs.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
No, he thinks that their husbands are just like terrists.
He's got it. He's got it. Every old person that
I fucking know. They just go, oh, those fucking Muslims
are terrorists. It's like, whoa, okay, a bit heavy?

Speaker 1 (36:05):
What do you?

Speaker 2 (36:05):
What?

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Do you what? What else is in this?

Speaker 2 (36:07):
What else you feeling about the any Semitic stuff?

Speaker 1 (36:11):
What else you like?

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Let's just think about it, right, Do you reckon there
would be a football team that would do it? Well,
you're talking n r L, Yeah, yeah, Canary Bulldogs, a synagogue.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
No, no, no, no, you don't reckon knock every the
Cronela Sharks, Yeah, it was going to go.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
It's likely they're kind of new, but Coronella a bit
of a fucking reputation about him.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Mate.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Yeah, I'm thinking, I'm thinking, you know, it could be
a it could be a sigh of that. Like you know,
these boys, these fucking Carnella boys fucking coming off a
coming off finals.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Magic Monday.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
They're coming off day, not Mad Monday. I know it's
Mad Monday, but a couple of weeks after Mad Monday,
we call it the Magic Monday.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
A Jewish wizard, you should see.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Spray paint spray paint sales on a magic Sunday. It's wild,
It goes up. Do you know what it is?

Speaker 3 (37:25):
It's the news articles that are supposed to come out
on the NURL players. They're trying to disguise it so
they do something horrendously worse so it doesn't come out
in the new cycle.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Actually, you know, it would be heartbreaking. He looks the part.
What if Dylan Edwards was the suspect, Oh my.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
God, because he has no hair. Damn he sprays any
Semitic ship.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
Yeah, part of the Arian brotherhood. Brother, if he went
to jail, he would fit straight, he would be in.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
I reckon, all right, he's a little sight of football worse.
What if the reason? So let's say, well, we know
that people like hanesy and and Jazz and all that
are Jewish, right, we know that the Eastern suburbs very
Jewish area Roosters supporters have a high Jewish supportership. Yep,

(38:14):
what if here or may that sacked? What if he
got sacked with tagg in his do you reckon?

Speaker 2 (38:27):
If he did it, he would have meant it to.
He wouldn't have just done it for ships and gigs
out of fuck these concepts bombing my fucking mates in Palestine.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Coming out in social media.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
I did this, Yeah, I did this it's like, no,
take that down. Now, let's see, let's get some random
fucking kids to go take the fucking reins with this one.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
That's it. You're going to the Tiger.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
The Tigers, they may appreciate you.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
There, don't collect to under.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
Lavir works on in Jerome.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
So anyway on our news topics, no one more thing
before quickly, do you reckon insurance covers any Semitic graffiti
on your car? Yes, it would, yeah, probably because it's
I know, but for the comedy piece, imagine calling him up,
go my car got spray painted? Do you mind what's
on it? Schwartzicker two lightning bolts next to each other, seek.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Name some fucking fascist fucking painted my car.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
All I can think about is someone doing that and
also tagging it order like doing a like speaker underneath
with the Nazi song.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
Yeah you reckon, they miss you reckon, They do you reckon?
They missed all fucking BMW Yeah, jeremy car. They tagged
the Voltswagon.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Well, they probably opened the bonnet and saw that it
was already tagged, and like, oh.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Yeah, sweet, it's a Nazi vehicle.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Yeah, Nazi vehicles.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
I reckon. They farted in the air convent a bit
of gas making the portable gas chamber. To be fair, Look,
it's disgusting, all right if this was you not saying
it was Tyrrell made, I don't think it was. I
don't think he's eligible and like literally enough, he's not

(40:26):
the eligible bachelor of Wells.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Also, it's also if he's all the spelling, you'd probably
think it wasn't someone that went to school.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
He'd also probably be the kind of guy that would
get lost in BONDI so no, I don't think it's him.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
You don't reckon any footballers would have been tagging synagogues.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
I don't think Conna Watson has it. I don't think
Sam Walker has the power to hold down a spray
can long enough as well. I reckon his finger dexterity's
not there enough. He must Sam Walker must be like
twenty two now, he's still seventeen to me. Still a
little babby. He's still a little babby. Wait do we

(41:06):
find out he's like twenty seven. He's younger than me.
He's probably like Mitch's age on the dot. He's younger
than me. A little babby, little babby anyway, Watching news,
watching news, la fires. No, I knew that was do

(41:31):
you know? I got better newsance related And you don't
want to touch let's because it's really kind of sad
and it's spy and we'll let Ryan have a full
fifteen minutes if it feels like it. Okay, you know what.
Other news. There was a job. I'm pretty sure it
was down in Cambra, Victoria. Might have been in Kimbletown.
I don't know. There was a new house it was built.

(41:53):
It was at the lock up stage. To those who
don't know, lock up stage is exactly what it means.
It means the house is able to lock. You can't
get in the house. Someone has obviously not paid their
trades people. So this person of whatever trade they are,
I'm assuming by this, by the way, it was done bricklayer,

(42:18):
concrete or a brick layer. They've gone onto the job
and spray painted. Pay your trades, t R I A
D S.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
Your trad, Your trads are your trads.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
They've spray painted the entire house. Pay your trads.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
Do you reckon it was the same guys that.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
I think it was the same pain I think on
the on the garage they've spelled you're a bunch of
flogs or something like that. Okay, did they spell it
correctly though, Yeah, spelled flogs probably that's good.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
Yeah, but it's like not you're a bunch of flogs.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
You're you're you are flogs or something like that. Yeah,
you are cunts or something like that. But most there's
braid pay your trads making a statement, right, this is
actually something I worry about making a statement. This is
a statement piece. You're living by this, and you spell
it wrong.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
Because that's what you're known for, right, You're known for
your message. You're not going to be the concretor that
doesn't know how to spell.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
Imagine being the person an he wrote fucked jews j
double o s fuck the juice jews spelled dogs with
a Z. Imagine Imagine that how much better of a
new story will instead of imagine how much better of

(43:45):
a story would be if he fucked up the tag.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
If he did the swastika the wrong way, that's not
out of the realm of possibility. Possibly done it the
wrong way, but they might have been not any Semitic.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
What if they put s s downs like a proper
like curvy s the two lines.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Like the the fucking s drawings we used to do
in school. The Superman, the three line change, three line chained,
one of them is just two of them.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
He's trying to fucking send the message and get straight cred.
Damn you know what, at least he may be any
Semitic and causing hate, but damn damn street creating going
off keeping up with it.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
They truly are fascist, do you reckon?

Speaker 3 (44:38):
They're going to do that the undercoat to make itself
pops a bit more though, Yeah, a couple.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
Of they got like they got like they sprayed it
white on one side and then a little bit of
black to make it look like it's.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Shade on these people in like the graffiti world out
there that have seen these tags and gone badmanship. Definitely,
they're not going rob message. They're going this is executed
really badly doing this.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
Yeah, Like, come on, if you're going to do graffiti,
at least keep the name to its thing, make it pretty.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
At least make sure your lines are straight, rid lines
out and stuff. Guys, Come on, where's the shadows? Where's
the double coat? Clear ooat over the top so I
can't come off.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Like, come on, guys, let's just try and burn the
building down.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
You just hey, they didn't, they didn't like the things.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
They actually might have tried that. I think I did.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
I actually think trying to burn this. Yeah, it's really
fucked up that. Really we are on the side of peace.
All right, let's do that. This is all satirical. We
think it's discussed.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
But you can clean paint off a wall, but you
can't clean up like rubble, you know, don't.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
You can rubble, it's not just do what everyone else
did and drawing your textbooks.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
Yeah, school, fucking on your school table.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Or if you want to learn how to do graffiti,
go under a bridge somewhere. Be any Semitic by drawing
Nazi mustaches on every person in a textbook. All right, books,
if you borrow from school and everyone was a Nazi
with a Harry Potter tad.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
At least all the religion.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
Jesus was a Nazi with Harry Potter glasses, definitely is
Harry Potter. Harry Hitler Potter.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
Hitler Potter.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
What's a spell that that Hitler Potter would say?

Speaker 2 (46:36):
I mean appreciated nontackon.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Tom Ridle was fucking German.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
He's got a German type of name, doesn't.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
He little Thomas Thomas. Apparently I'm saying it in South
Africa now, Thomas Thomas, go get that over there, all right,
on that note, Yeah, that's fair. On that note. Look, guys,

(47:07):
it's a bit of teething. Bit of teething. Ryan just
woke up. We'n't have tequila.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
Okay, I'm not having alcohol this year.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
You're not having anymore. I'm beginning you're not having I'm
beginning to think is not drinking anymore?

Speaker 2 (47:20):
Yeah, maybe not so is that you?

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Yus?

Speaker 2 (47:23):
Resolution? No, Okay, you're just not drinking. I'm not drinking today.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
Okay, okay, So you.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Know, like a bit of teething, guys, a bit of teething.
We're gonna crisp it up a bit more and he's
gonna do a bit of editing, so we're going to
notice it. But yeah, guys, look we are now on TikTok.
I mean, we had my old TikTok on there, but
it is now a safe we hes dedicated. We're starting
from the start. We're not having all those bots that
I used to have that made up ten thousand. It
doesn't exist really anymore because bots take over all again.

(47:54):
So it is the Safe Boys T T S A
F E B O. I is it Safe Boys or
Safe boy? Let me check it is the Safe Boys
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Speaker 3 (48:14):
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Speaker 1 (48:21):
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Speaker 1 (48:32):
Yep, all on the link. They men, all on the link.
What's the last thing? Any last words? Right?

Speaker 2 (48:38):
Don't spray synagogues.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
Don't spray synagogues. You've heard it here first from the.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
Shout out Gary Williamson.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Shout out Gary Williams.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
I reckon. He subscribes to the Safe Boys.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
Gary Williams is a big Safe Boys kind of guy.
I am going to subscribe to it with that name.
Yeah he can, yeah, shout out yeah, Yeah. I'm in prison.
I go away for a long time. Rob you boop