THE AFTERNOON DETENTION - what happens in Vegas lifts …

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:16):
You reckon.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
He Jakie said he he said he had trouble, didn't he, Jacob?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah, Jacob did. He's not Jakie Bacoba Bacob yeah. He
he said he had a bit of hangovers.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, I had a bit of a headache.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
He had a little bit of one, big one.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
I'm not sure if it was from the TIKEI think
because you will, boy, you will, boy a right, but
you know what big boys do like us, because we're
big boys.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Cockroaches and come back to the podcast. Welcome to the
afternoon detention, ladies and gentlemen. It's your boy Jazz, the
one and only Headache boy Rye Rai over here. He's
a he's fit in it. How you doing right?

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Great?

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Fucking awesome today?

Speaker 1 (01:02):
You sound like you're worst for a mate. You want
to give a little run down?

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Well about our Sunday night? No, no, just wait, just
what's wrong with you? I think I had ten techys
and I didn't have water or anything to eat. So
now I've got a bad headache. M you know, just
a bad headache. It's really bad, dude. I was almost
going home at work today. I'm glad we didn't do
anything I'm glad we didn't have any work, do you know.

(01:28):
I was like, dude, if we're actually doing shit today,
I'm going home.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
You know the secret to a headache when you're not
going to say drink water? No, drink more?

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Well at work course Monday, Dude, I gotta have a
like a break, are you really? Yeah? Yeah, because I
get in trouble if I drink at work. Well, that's
what the cocaine's for. Yeah, So I found the word
that I'm not supposed to say for right, Yeah, you're
not allowed to say that around us anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Right, Ryan found the new how to dox me anyway
during the week. We're not talking about that. Yeah, we're
not talking about that. We're not talking It's not so
much like bad, it's just probably not good to have
on the internet anyway. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to
Mini mad Dog, who's been the busiest man in the
entire podcast world lately. Yeah, you guys had a break
last week, so you can tell we were gone. We're

(02:22):
gone for a week. I did address and I've literally
said all I can say. You say anymore. We had
our mate, our mate Daniel Siterurk come on he has news.
That's that's about as far as we can say. That's
literally it. You have to tune in mindihow long until
it comes out?

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (02:44):
At least two weeks? Probably three?

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Okay, do you remember the date.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Like the twenty something that's twelve? Yep, twelfth, that's twelve
or twelve?

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Next week?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Next week? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah? Then three weeks twelfth of this month or next month?
This month?

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (03:05):
So yeah, next week? No, No, next week, week after.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
The week after, the week after the week. So you're
already in Melbourne. Yes, I'll be in Melbourne, so we
can said we already got to get a week off,
but I'll be fine Melbourne. But it would just be released.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
You guys are editing that one. Huh honestly? How it
comes out?

Speaker 2 (03:28):
What the one we did?

Speaker 1 (03:29):
The one without me? Oh wait you know what?

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yeah? It was, Well the twelfth or twelve is a Wednesday?

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Yeah, next week, next week Thursday, then Thurday whatever the
Thursday is on that that week? Yeah, okay, you know
what we'll ever go anyway?

Speaker 2 (03:46):
This one? No, not this one, next week the one
when Middy is not eat So next week's one or
the week after week. Figure that out.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
It's happening.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Okay, but yeah, ladies and gentlemen, we're back, big Pod,
Big Pod. Look, things have happened. Okay, we may be
late to the party, but it's worth talking about, right right,
take the top of the show. My friend, guys, I
think what happens in Vegas Slips needs to stay in
Vegas Slips, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
I think.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
I also think you shouldn't ask Hudson Young to share
a room as well.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Give us a fucking rundown.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
First, allegedly allegedly a couple of Cambra Raiders.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Allegedly as well. It is one Morgan Smitty's.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
And allegedly so I think it was a few more
of them were not allowed in their hotel rooms. I
think there was a sort of miscommunication or something from
what I've heard, and someone went to someone else and said,
ask them if they can stay in their room for
the night, and that person wasn't then too pleased with

(04:54):
that answer, and so an altercation happened and someone had
a play guy.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
So there's video footage of them.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
So I think I think Morgan s Mini's must have
last hunts and if you wanted to sleep together in
the same bed or something.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
What was the conversation you reckon?

Speaker 2 (05:16):
They said, no, homo, dude, but can I sleep in
your bed tonight? All right? You be Morgan s Minnie's
and I'll be want to because.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
I look I look more like him.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Come on, dude, there, you don't.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
You can talk in Matt Nabel voice though, because you
look like Matt Nabel.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
No, I can't do Matt Nabel voice yet. I'm not
like fifty and have a cool, cool smoker's voice. State
of origin mate Morgan's mine? Can I sleep in your
room tonight?

Speaker 1 (05:53):
He just wanted the right, Yeah he did. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
So also apparently there was some inflatable bats that came
out and the hotel staff that thought they were real
baseball bats that they had to clarify and yeah, so
I find that funny too.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
So yeah, we're just working out like, look on the
scheme of scandals on Rugby League, this is very fucking
small and this this fucking tiny like and it also
makes me think, like, do you from because obviously, going
off the scores, it was thirty to eight.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Yeah, so.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Maybe just maybe a small elevated scuffle in Las Vegas
means a good, healthy, honest win.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Maybe punching on with your teammates is a good idea
before a game. Do you reckon that? Like?

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Is there a science behind that?

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Made?

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Wats it? Is there a science behind punching on the lips?

Speaker 3 (06:50):
I think there is actually a science behind battling out
with your teammates before going out on the field with them,
because you get all your anger out.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Do you reckon them? So you're actually all communicative on
the field? Do you reckon? So? What a lot of
science there? Media to bring some studies I'm bringing. I'm
bringing some science to this, bring some concussions.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
We see that I'm bringing some science to this. So look,
I want to run this buyers and see if this works.
This is my thought in my head. So it is
well known. It's well known that female boxes and female
MMA fighters often have sex before the night before the

(07:29):
fight or the morning of the fight to induce testosterone
because in sex, women and release testosterone. Men also release
testosterone in a in a biting situation. Do you think
that they actually had a heightened testosterone count because they
punched the funk out of each other? Yeah, sure, buddy,
you don't reckon? That was it you reckon Hudson Young? No,

(07:51):
I think that test on a fucking one million times
more than he normally has, which is also one million.
Do you reckon he become a tough gunt?

Speaker 2 (08:00):
I think that you're not.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Then I'm fucking running a good fucking thought here.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
No, I don't think. So you run a segment and
just expected everyone to play. What you're talking about, Well,
what do you reckon? Is more like helps with your performance?
Because we also watched the jill Us Lloyds, what do
you reckon pregame nangs? And well do you reckon punching
your teammate in the head pregame is more like gives
you a better performance or doing pregame nangs. So I'll

(08:28):
post the photo actually on Instagram before the game. It
crosses to the sitting in the room in the changing room,
and they've got these blue bags that they're breathing into.
I think, yeah, they're like they helping, like like the
oxygen I think intake or some ship. But it looks

(08:49):
like they're breathing in blues, which I said the joke, Oh,
they're doing pregame nangs. And then Jeremy stole it and
put in the p's and d's took all the credit, of.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Course you did. Yeah, so what do you reckon?

Speaker 2 (09:03):
I actually think the Nags would do go so hard
before a game. Well the dellery is one ninety to four, so.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
You reckon names.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
I think nangs is what we should do before soccer
this year.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
I will win, I remember losing. Yeah, I'm in full
belief that we do names before kickoff, like just crack,
because like, really, what are they going to do? They're
going to go all right, funk, We're going to piss
test this division side. It looks like you've got a
bit of extra nitrous ox side in your piss.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Oh, it looks like three of the players are lying
down on the field. Interesting strategy there from Glenmore Park,
doesn't seem to The goalkeeper is fucking spinning around. The
striker is on field too, but somehow they are winning
eight one. We just get that handicap advantage.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Do you reckon your knee? Would repair?

Speaker 2 (09:58):
I think you would? I think it would.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
And it's like an unscientific way of like I think
shape sides unsolicited peptides like you get them then under
the raider, Oh, unsolicited?

Speaker 3 (10:12):
What's the solicited peptide. Now, someone knock on your door.
You want peptide? Yeah, Midi, you just did it. Good job,
But like you know, like you are, damn damn. I
want a headspin.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Bang.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Ryan's fucking knee feels better.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
Yeah, once headspins, get a repair knee. Yeah, once a
repaired knee has to pay twenty grand.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Yeah. Yeah, you can cut the oxygen supplatable.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Maybe I reckon there is. There has to be a
science behind it that names prepare crucial ligaments.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
You reckon, I reckon, we do. He run the science.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
I reckon right every day and see how he needs
his knees just one though, one nang of day.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Same as how cigarettes can cure certain things. Also, can
they Yeah they can.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
They can cure your life. Nicotine can actually stop you know.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
You know cigarettes actually kill cancer because they kill you.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
You can't cancers always killed. When you're dead. You don't
have cancer.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
You can't get more cancer because you're dead, because you're gone,
you're not working.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Why are you trying to map this, Mitch?

Speaker 2 (11:21):
It's not anything too much into the science of this, Mitch.
You don't think about the belief that there's some cancers
that can grow after your death. But that's just called
a growth, not a cancer. Yeah, my wife, the old
lady sperm.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Yeah, the kids, Oh, oh don't Why don't kids have
my sperm?

Speaker 2 (11:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
You're a pat there.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Have to cut this.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
No, no, no, that's that's because it's an allegation. It's
all alleged. All right, it's not proven.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
I can't wait for ten years for me to come out.
You go to court against you.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Yeah, what if I do get charged with something like, say,
something happens like so, you know, the mix ups at work,
how like someone will be like touch me and I'll
be like, I didn't do it and I'm innocent. And
then they go back to episode fifty three or fifty
two of the podcast and what is it fifty five
of the podcast and they go, yeah, but they said

(12:32):
you're a pedophile on there.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Try to defend that your fucking yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Fuck. The boys opened up about it. And what if
Alex comes up and high fires me in court. We
can dance around this, Alex.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
It be a lawyer. He behold, he is safe.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
We explained this, we'll explain it. So we've got a
friend group, and weirdly enough, we have friends and our
mate Alex. I actually don't know how it started, but
for some reason, someone just said that he was a pedophile.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
He's not, I think I think was going around so
we'll throw on insults at each other and that, like
like we said, like Zach like dogs or what it
was in the same sentence of like Zach's like into
beast reality, and then it was like Alex is a
pedophile and then Alex touches kids and pretty mud but
he just went with it and then now it just

(13:25):
stuck bad and it's so funny.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Can you talk about what your brothers said to you
about it?

Speaker 2 (13:31):
So my brother I was at my dad's wedding a
couple of months ago. Before we start, Before we start,
we're just explaining that like in friend groups, there's different
jokes that carry across, like it's not an uncommon joke
for a friend group to have a pedophile friend, whether
it's real and ours isn't a real pedophile. Yeah, okay,
so he's not a real brothers is a bit of

(13:52):
a different story. My brother told me because I told
my brother that, yeah, we call Alex a pedophile, but
he's like not, he's never done anything with kids, like
he's probably scared to talk to kids, to be honest,
and she gets a bono. Yeah, unfortunately he's cursed with that.
He's cursed that way.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Alex is clear.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Alex is clear. My brother told me, Yeah, there's someone
in my friend group is similar, except he got caught
chatting to fifteen year olds, and I'm like, that is
an actual pedophile. Dude, you shouldn't be talking to that guy.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
He's legit.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
That is legit. Crazy. Yeah, Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah. And
the fact that I was fucking offended that he compared
him to Alex, because Alex wouldn't be doing that.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Alex is straight out like, he's not a pedophile. It's
just funny to call him it. Where old mates like
trying to get his rocks off with the year nine chick. Yeah,
damn check out my car.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Yeah, check out my fucking golf. My brother, well, my
brother's mate to like even my brother's a mechanic, he's
like mates with like UNI cunts, So it could be
one of those guys.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Any first, all university students.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Fuck kids, Well yeah, they more likely I reckon, I reckon,
I reckon more likely than trade's higher education to just
go pick him up from school.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
You can't get a no.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
But we can't go to a school because we've got
to sign a document that we're not allowed to talk.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
To kids at w w CT. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Yeah, UNI students. They just walk in and do whatever
they want. I think they can do whatever they want
even though we earn more than them.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Look at me, you've got an arts degree, you know,
ten year old girlfriend. Unlucky bro, unlucky brother, unlucky. How's
that fucking John Moroney? That John Money? Tell us tell
us what your Bathur's holiday was like? Dickad Yeah, so
that went off the brows.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
That went a bit off rage page.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
All right, ladies and gentlemen, it looks a bit different.
But I'm behind the seat here because we want to
turn focus to our main man, Mitchell.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Good day today.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
All right, So as you can hear by that little
lovely SoundBite that we've got from our good friend m sixteen,
we are going into Middy's boomer rage page.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
We are.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
We're actually coming up to phase two, as you said,
so phase one we have tackled Phase one. We have
do we all remember phase one?

Speaker 3 (16:35):
We'll remind people. So it was create the page, start
liking stuff and start becoming an active user of Facebook.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
What part of phase one was send your mates fucking
weird shit. That's definitely a part of it. That was
definitely part because he needed to do I remember that part.
He fucked my algorithm too. I've got heats of like
horny shit on there. It's even worse.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
I keep getting tattooed bikini chicks, which isn't too bad,
but I don't want to be caught looking at it.
Oh that's fair.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
But on that same thing, it was to get the
algorithm started to show certain stuff.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
So when you send stuff, and actually.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
That's what it was for, you can send that to
like other old people or no, that's what this is
starting to get to. I don't just want to start
and randomly adding people. That's the thing, Okay, okay, completely
until I had like the sense of the algorithm set. Yeah, okay,
because once you start adding other people and you start
getting the gardening videos and the home makeover videos, I

(17:31):
just wanted the horny shit.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Okay, Okay, you're one of those old people. Yeah, of course,
I hope I'm one of the gardening gardening old people,
or like you like watch videos of like DII shit.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
You're a cat person.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Yeah, make this cat towelss someday.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Alright, go on, all right, so me to explain, right,
So I just need I think it's better for us
to set the parameters of phase two, not MIDI, because
he needs to be able to it's his challenge that
we're giving to him. So phase two is where we're
to start coming in. Are we going to start making
you active? Okay? So you have followed peace like the

(18:07):
One Nation, I've already done that, the Australia Party or whatever,
and then all these other pages, right, so you obviously
keep going with your likings of all the horny shit.
I think you need to start sharing a few yep,
that's fair, and especially the AI ones, not the real ones.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
I'm going to have to find the al ones then
I could probably I think I've found some today.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Okay, if you could send them through to Gary Williams.
So we're talking like, have you seen the ones that
AI that are like volleyball girls and they're like, the
volleyballs are the best sport in the world, and it's
funny because they're like the girls.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Obviously volleyball girls have already got tight pants. On right,
but these Ais like shove them right in their ass
and then like they're all smiling at each other. But
you can tell it to AI because their hands just
phase through their bodies and then like the words at
the back of just don't anything. And then sometimes their
teeth they've got like one hundred teeth, yeah, smile two.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Or fifty year old. You can tell that they wouldn't
get this. But the main part about face two is
we need to start getting you active on pages like
One Nation.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
All right and other rage pages. So are you on
any community pages now?

Speaker 3 (19:24):
Mitchell I have added a few around, but not massively.
It was one of those things where when it popped up,
I would add it that I wouldn't You would't like
go into it, wouldn't go searching for them.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
You should probably go searching for like toon Gabby tun
Gabby Pendle Hills one. You know how they're always like
the ones where it's.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
Like, is it like the moms that like complain about
people speeding down the road and fireworks?

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Who what's that helicopter doing in the sky? Like someone's
going to fucking have a clue. So you've got to
go into them. And I think you've got to post at.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
The local macas a glamor park.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
You know, you've got to post things along the line
of like like that's it. Like the fireworks one. Did
anyone hear fireworks coming from this street?

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Yeah? At nine o'clock at night?

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Yeah, at nine o'clock I heard fireworks here.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
I heard fireworks. Actually, I think it's a gun going off.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Yeah, yeah, that's fair. Are you you've already taken up
the whole white board? Yeah, you're pretty big. Probably wouldn't
be the worst thing. Yeah, maybe ran.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
So share AI post rage page? Fireworks slash gun? So
what else?

Speaker 1 (20:38):
So definitely on community? What else are you thinking that
you can post on a community page that will make
you seem like the most normal, angry fifty year old.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
Well, I'm thinking do some of the standard Facebook things
and start posting on the wall itself.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Well you do have to do that. But we're talking
community page right now. Okay, we can get around to becausist.
So phase two we're gonna call posting. That's fair, all right,
So phase one set up? Yeah, phase two is posting.
What would phase three be? Then phase three would be
I've got a good one. The phase three we get
him a foreign girlfriend. You want to make it, you

(21:13):
want to get him like an Asian.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
But the problem is, how do I do that?

Speaker 1 (21:17):
I think the only way that you get an Asian
girlfriend is that you have to run the page for
an Asian girlfriend. Yeah exactly, Well then don't I'm just.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
Saying, we just fucking stitch some like Paul Vietnamese chick up.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
So I think, first of all, so we're talking, we're
talking community pages, but community pages, what do you think
we should? So we're talking fireworks, We're going to talk
like does anyone know what that helicopter's doing?

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Can we do like double like just have like pictures
of like just random cars double parked and just send
that double parking, double park these cars double parked in
front of woolies. But it's just some like fucking random photo. Yes,
have a car double park Yes, yeah, that's fair. Puck,
I forgot what we were writing down so things to

(22:08):
post on the community page, rage page? So what else
are you thinking, Metro on the community page?

Speaker 1 (22:17):
What else are you trying to attack?

Speaker 3 (22:22):
See what's happening in the areas, like maybe the whole
crossbund on how early it is?

Speaker 2 (22:28):
But it's sort of gone.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Now, No, it's not not Yeah, you can still post.
You can still post it's not lent yet, true, all right,
you can talk about how it's important. Isn't lent yet?
When's easter? Easter is in April? Yeah, you got you
got to post this week though about that? Like I saw,
I saw him this early. I feel like it shouldn't
be in until lent. It's not right.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Yeah, it's fair.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
It's not right. But also exactly like you said, yeah,
pick a shop that doesn't exist. Ye, so like easy
the coals at fucking turn Gabby, if it's woolies, say
the coals, Yeah, of course, because then you'll see how
people react. Yep, that's fair.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
You can probably wing about like the subscription services. I
don't know, that's not that could be a good shout to,
like I think different community.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
I think subscription services.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Why am I paying fucking twelve bucks a month and
ko when I can just go to the pub.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
And I feel like that's something that you should be
posting on the personal Okay, yeah, things like things that
abroad need to be personal. What you also need to do.
I think based is probably going to be one of
the probably the harder ones. I think you sort of
need to make a rapport in some comments. Okay, you
know that's going to be a hard one for me.
So I think, like, say the same day you post,

(23:48):
so you only to dedicate it one day a week,
go through some posts and make some comments. Okay, you
just want to start a combo. That's fair? Be like, oh,
like absolute bullshit them too. Yeah, that's fair, I think
so community pages? Right, what else we what else we
think of community pages? I've already got one nation, some

(24:11):
tarantas and some No no, I mean so this is
like the tune Gammy page, all the all the Pendle
Hill page or whatever. This is what you're posting in there,
like the hot Cross buns.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
Yeah there. You could talk about the litter yep, say
the plate the rubbish is disgusting. That's fair. Shopping trolley litter, Okay,
talk about shopping trolley litter, because there actually is a lot, yes,
in shopping trolleys everywhere everywhere, They are fucking everywhere.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Should I just hand the page over you because it
seems like you love it? No? No, no, it's just
funny because I think this is this is really probably
the last time that we can help you.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
That's fair.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
I think after phase three and beyond is all on you.
That makes sense, you know, because this is where we're like,
we will help you make this person look like everyone's uncle.
And then after this it's like just keep him there.
You've got to You've got to do it from here.
So I think in community pages, you know that ship
now we're talking what it So this is probably where

(25:14):
Ryan would be pretty good. In the political pages. What
are some really fucking wrong things that you're going to
post to make those parties seem good? Awesome? Albo Slander Instagrams.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
I got a good one for Albo that he can't talk.
He's got a list and get him on that. Yeah,
we talked about he just got married to and he's
didn't his uh fiance ask him. Congrats by the way, Albo,
congrats and get I'm pretty sure he got hitched. Yeah,
he got engaged. Maybe he went I saw Mary Gray

(25:52):
Mite went on. He went on the faery floor. I
saw you there, Yeah, I was there. Know you enjoyed it?

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Yeah I did. Yeah, which thinks it's not because of
the killers, it's because the three dickster were in his mouse.
That much company got to migrate. Yeah, so yeah, political page,
what are we thinking? So our thos lest I think
that's a great One's a good one?

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Is it? Coward? Because his wife asked him to get married?

Speaker 3 (26:24):
Have you heard the Liberal and Labor combining to do
the two party system make it harder for independence.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
It's a pretty impossible for independence to win it. Independence
are more like to throw the vote. It's not the
independence won't ever take over.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
Well, they're cutting the funding of it now they don't
fund it, but they're they're making it so they can't
get funding for independence anymore.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
When did I actually haven't heard this?

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Yeah, so.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
This is going off topic majorly.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
The Liberal and Labor are starting to trying to pass
the law to make it so we're off I'm trying
to pass the law to.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
That's fucked. There we go.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
I'm trying to pass the law to make it so
that you can only get so much money per branch
of Like, No, no, what page?

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Did you hear this from?

Speaker 2 (27:26):
I heard it online. I don't know exactly. There's probably
more to do with pork barreling. Yes, you have heard,
Like I can tell exactly what it's not to cut
out the tills. It's to stop people like John Barrellaro
spending a fuck load of money in one electric so
he can buy votes. Yeah, so it's like and they're

(27:46):
pretty much saying that you have to win the vote
because you're popular, not because you have money.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
That makes sense.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
But anyway, so what else are you thinking of post
in these in these video these pages?

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Maybe share some of the AI stuff.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
I think I think you're gonna you get to stay
true to your pages.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
The political Yeah, yeah, I don't know, because that would
be taking down pretty quick. I don't know. I don't
think you should do that. I think the political thing
should just be like very niche slander towards like either
like to the party or to elbow or even better,
Peter Dutton, because we can, we can, we can call

(28:30):
Peter Dutton a week because he couldn't kill a child,
punch too Harry Potter. He couldn't kill Harry Potter. He
couldn't get Harry Potter. He couldn't kill Harry Potter's weak.
How is he gonna build those fucking nuclear fucking towers
if he can't kill Harry? Talk about how nuclear is
better than solo true, and you can be you could

(28:52):
be like, you could be like this such a great
a cole you don't want to, but then that would
work like that. Of course old people are going to
agree with that. That's what we want. We want.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
This is the recruitments page.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Already already make me angry.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
We want to recruit and then rage everyone.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
No, but it's all gonna be. It's just gonna be
then going liberals, Liberals need to come back. We're going
to build the fucking nuclear power plants. That's exactly what
we're doing. Yeah, we want him to recruit, so then
then they can add him as friends and then he
can bring them to a page. Yeah, can we get it?

Speaker 1 (29:26):
All right?

Speaker 2 (29:27):
All right, I'll agree to this, but we've got to
down the line eventually, we've got to just start putting
like ISOs fucking training video montages in there and just
be like, can we start a gorilla war? If labor
get back in, can we start the gorilla war? I
found these training montages that look pretty good.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Ship that's far.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
How's that far? They're building nuclear power plants, dude, They're
not going to get built to the fucking Edita. That's
what I'll post you, Oh, you should just have hitless
speeches and be like, this is Elbow if he was
in nineteen forty four. Yeah, fascist Albo fascist Elbow, one

(30:13):
hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
You got to like you got to spread live. Oh no,
you have to spread live.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
Okay, so that's a good one.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Now let's talk let's talk your personal postings.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
Okay, what do you what do you think? This is
where I want you to tell us what you want
to do. Like I was thinking the personal postings would
be the hot cross buns, the like shit like that.
So you're going to add most of these are a
bath a six hour.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
I think you should be sharing as well, like your
posts that you put in there, so you're you're up
yourself enough that you think your opinion matters that much.
You share your post to your own page, you share
your own posts. Yeah that would be good. Yeah, but
two weeks after, yeah, whenever you want a week yeah,
a week after, a week after, whenever you want to

(31:04):
do it. Yeah, that's fair. What else are you thinking?

Speaker 2 (31:09):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (31:10):
So obviously we're talking the AI like the horny photos.
That would be good.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
Do we get Midy's actual account to like, come on
and slander? No, Gary or no.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Now, we can't have people going against Gary yet.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
No. Eventually, though, we need Gary to seem like the
likable type of character. Okay, he needs to seem like Okay, no,
I get it, I get it, I get it.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Yeah, you know what I mean. Needs. We don't want
people hating Gary. We want people following him into battle.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
It's not people hating Gary. It's like putting the Yeah,
I got what you mean. Yeah, Like it would be
something along the lines of like Middy just going Gary,
this is Facebook bro like ship like that.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
We could put them in.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Could I don't think it would be too early for that.
It would be too early.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Yeah, maybe wait till it gets a bit more, a
bit more going, because phase two doesn't really end, it
just evolves. Yeah that's fair.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
You know this is where phase two will stay for
a long time.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Because yeah, well he's gonna have to keep posting, especially
on the page.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
But yeah, I think you've gotta where if you thought
of any other places that you can get anything, so
you can gather more.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
I was singing to pull some memes and stuff from
Reddit or like that sort of area, like older ones.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
I've got it.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Classic means I've got it.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Minion memes and dad means you know, like a dad
and you know when they're just there's a photo like
younn and pop post like a dad is a love
from a dad is a true love. It's uncondditional. A
dad will always love you. Yeah, exactly, that sort of
stuff that ship like that, like it's the most generic
fucking And also minion means of like me when it's

(32:50):
beer time or like like five o'clock might not just
straight out ironic beer me. I think we're just making
account Jess under that.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think this is We're just
going to give this over twenty years.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
But I'm not fascist.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Well you don't know. In twenty years you can change
your opinion. You are voting red.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
He only has to cut half the mustache off.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Yeah, yeah, you are voting red.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Go from actually actually blonde. There needs to be the
need to search a page. Can you get your phone
out now? Is that your personal phone's over there? Okay,
we need you to search a page.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Get the phone. Is it on your phone? Have you
got on your phone? What's that? Gary?

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Can you do an account switch?

Speaker 2 (33:34):
I don't have it on my face. I don't want
it on my phone.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Okay, well all right, here's one. You can look it
up on your Facebook anyway.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
Not like it?

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Yeah, I think you need to look up Australian supporters
for Donald Trump. You need to be grabbing all the
fascists from Australia that think that Indians are stealing all
their jobs, considering that they're all truck drivers that drive
in a state and the people that are Indian are

(34:01):
all working ubers.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
Like, Okay, young Trump supporters of Australia, not Youngiaes or
Australians for Donald Trump.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Australians for Donald Trump. Is it a big one?

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (34:15):
And Trump supporters for Australia. You should also share any
any I reckon as well.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Write this down. You should be sharing any sort of
like fascist sort of aligning of far right aligning news,
So like the Zelenski fucking Donald Trump thing that should
probably be shared this week how Donald Trump basically told
him to shut the fuck up. Yeah, have you guys
been getting those socialist ads?

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Socialist ads?

Speaker 2 (34:43):
Yeah, there's like the Marxist meeting or something in Melbourne.
Like it's either happened or a like happening soon or whatever.
It just happened. But maybe you should post like something
like that and be like, what the fuck is this shit?
You know? Yeah that makes sense, be like just talking
about like, yeah, I don't know, you might get it

(35:06):
now that I've said it, probably, I mean getting a
fair bit. Maybe you're just a socialist. Maybe I'm just
a closet socialist. May Gary should jump in the conversation
a little bit. Is that Facebook shapes your algorithm on
what you search and say?

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Are you making dimony fascist jokes that you're starting to
get ads?

Speaker 2 (35:29):
You've just gone the full Have you spoken to fucking fascist?
Spoken to Carl Marx himself? Have you mind comped your
your Facebook? Maybe? Bro? Maybe? Possibly? Maybe?

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Do you now get Hitler videos on your Facebook?

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Not Hitler videos? It's like fucking it's like fat chicks
and like chicks with like undercuts, fucking you and like
gay skinny just talking about how like you're a socialist

(36:06):
and you want to meet somewhere with your friends. Oh
there's just sick march in fucking Sydney soon. Yeah, Gary
should jump in on that and just be like what
are these fuck you can't you fucking ye? Sorry that

(36:32):
came out too easy.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
But look, Gary has that sort of a line thinking anyway.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
I forgot, I forgot. I'm sorry, dude, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You're ready to take the challenge is starting? Okay, we
want to do we want to rough?

Speaker 1 (36:52):
Do you reckon? May we do a next track?

Speaker 2 (36:56):
Done?

Speaker 1 (36:56):
May? All right?

Speaker 2 (36:57):
May the third or whatever closest to that.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
We'll think about it than mate. Al Right, all right,
ladies and gentlemen. As I said, we're a bit late
to some news here, but I feel like, look, talking
about rage pages, this is kind of actually really fucking
pissed me off. Uh uh, because before this, I'd say

(37:22):
you probably was a bit of a comedic icon in
a little way. I used to love listening to him
on the radio. But Marty she Gold has said some
very very very uncouth things about our girls at Matilda's Ryn.
Have you heard about this?

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Yeah? I have, I have.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
What's your watch your thoughts before we go over what
he said, and then we can discuss.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Marty Gold now, disgusting fucking pig.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
It's fucking pretty bad to discust. Like, look, we say
some uncoutheds, but like there's there's uncouth, Like there's jokes
that the Tom the line he's he's broken a long
joke and someone explains to me what he actually said.
I've never heard of it. Okay. So on his show
on Triple M that he is now sacked from, he
was talking to h talking to his host or whatever,

(38:09):
and they were talking about the Matildas and Matilda's at
the moment just over. No, aren't really performing as well
as they have been the last few years. But they're
not terrible. They're just not performing up to where people
want them to be. Right.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
So they've got the presenters come out and said, oh,
let's talk about Matilda's and he's gone. Na what because
it's visible, I guess he's gone. He's gone and.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Said, oh, I don't really want to hear about it.
He's compared them to a year bunch of years, ten girls. Okay,
I said, that's how he sees them. Doesn't take him seriously.
They've continued to talk a little bit. He's gone. I
would prefer to nail a nail through the tip of
my knob then watching matil Orders game.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
That's fucked.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
They also were talking about the comp they're playing. I
can't remember the comp's called, but he's gone. Oh of
course that's it. Blah blah blah. I think it's called
the she loves COMPLI she believes comp And he's like,
oh yeah, she better believed or something like that. We
need blokes to play. Anyway, let's go to male sport.

(39:23):
I'm not interested in this. I only watched male sport.
He goes, and then the other presenter goes, oh, we
got baseball, and he goes, anything's better than female sport? Yes,
he's come. Yeah, it's pretty like not cool. What do
you say?

Speaker 2 (39:40):
No? That is horrible?

Speaker 1 (39:41):
So, like my point is this right? So, like I
was talking to a friend of ours. First of all,
I want to talk about how like it's not great timing.
I think that, you know, like there's obviously been things
that have gone on in the Matilda's like Sam Cursting,
All right, let's do we can touch on Sam curk quickly.
She's obviously gone out.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
And wait, so like say what you want about her
without like the reason why we were good is because
of Sam Kirk. Yeah, he's our best player.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Yeah, but I also think like we also stripped Steve
Smith of his role as captain and ripped him apart
for sending a ball in cricket.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
I think that she should be Yeah, yeah, that's different though,
this is my comparison.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
This is my comparison.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
I'm saying that, yes, on that level, you're saying no, no,
wait wait, let me finish, let me finish, right, I'm
saying that on that level, I think you should be
able to criticize her on the fact that what she
did wasn't right.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Okay, that wasn't right. She shouldn't do what she did.
She should actually be still held down for a bit
and you know, made to reflect on her ideas. They
also should be, like all other men's sport, held accountable
for the way they're formed therein without hate, without hate.
She shouldn't be like ye to kill yourself, you will
my multi They should be able to be criticized. They're

(41:03):
professional sports players on their ability on the field, yep.
But to go out and just be.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
Straight fucking stupid like that, How's that fair to say
that their sport isn't credible anymore? It doesn't take their
sport as credible as it is, like considering it's like
to me, they're the second most important team in Australian
sport behind the Australian cricket side. Yeah, I'd argue in

(41:31):
the time of year they could like during their World
Cup that was here.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
They are important.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
Exactly, especially for like young kids, young girls.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Yeah, and I think it's great that that's well, that's
part of my point of why I think that sam
Kers should be held on not put on show, but
it held accountable for her actions because she is a
role model for young girl.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
She is.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
But now this not even young girls.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
I've got my cousins saying, yeah, I'm looking up to
them because they're the highest in soccer that we've got. Yeah,
but then that's also saying like they've done that. Most
of them have done all this good work, right, most
have done all this great work. They've got to where
they are.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Marty Sheer Gold like, dude, They're like, I know he's
a medium, but fucking hell, how bad taste do you
have to be? So just that it's not even a
it's not even a tasteful joke between blokes, Like I
think it's his age.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Range too, Like he's in the old school way of
thinking of like, oh, girls shouldn't be playing sports, they
should be in the kitchen doing doing chores and ship
not how Ryan thinks if you don't realize that that
is definitely not how I think. I think I should
be in the kitchen doing chillless right washing up? No,
she didn't do the washing up?

Speaker 1 (42:38):
Yes, did you want the AI robot to do the
washing up?

Speaker 2 (42:41):
Still? If it can?

Speaker 1 (42:43):
Seriously, if it can, I'll cook for it too. It
doesn't need food, just oil. Well, I'll forgive it oil.
Then please wash up my fishes.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
But yeah, so, like I think, so as I'm saying,
I'm just trying to I'm trying to put it out
there that I think criticism on them is fine as
long as it's within the parameters of their performance.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Okay. And I think also if they're being idiots, just
like a lot of other Rugby league players, a lot
of other other players, they should be held accountable. But
you should not be making a comment based on the
fact that they are just fucking women.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
Yep, yeah, yeah, it is, Like it's the worst thing
is it's not fucking It's not twenty ten when we
started this movement to go like, why are we not
recognizing women?

Speaker 1 (43:33):
It's twenty twenty five. Yeah, it's it's this is this
comment has not been good to say for the last
fucking fifteen twenty years. Like when he started it was
bad to say, Yeah, it wasn't it's not like you
know what I mean, Like they go, oh, like I
get your point, Ryan, And it's probably the way that
he sees and a lot of people see it. It's
like it's a joke. It's the time he come from.
This joke has been okay for fucking a decade.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, But it's like like for people his age,
they probably wouldnt see the problem with that joke. But
that's like saying, but it's like the way he's the
way he was telling it is like he fully like
he can say it's not what he believes. But the
way when he was telling that joke, I would call
it a joke, Like I don't think that was funny
at all, Like it's not a joke. But yeah, the

(44:18):
way he's saying it with chest like he's saying it
like he fully believes what he was saying in that.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Yeah, it wasn't a bit. Yeah, it was genuine hatred
for women's sport.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
That's horrible.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he has daughters as well, So
what are the daughters going to think about it. That's
a good way to not talk to your fucking dad again,
isn't it. Yeah, if your dad thinks that you shouldn't
be amounting to anything else other than the kitchen.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
Did he apologize yet? Oh?

Speaker 1 (44:42):
But it's also like it's it's like when BP spilled on.
It's like when a Danny blow up the fucking Aboriginal
create the caves. When and when the people were saying
on the news they know that the caves are there,
they're gonna blow him up, they blow them up. We're
actually really sorry we should have done that. Now you're
fucking not. You knew there was He knew that that
was fucking wrong to say that. He knew that his platform, like,

(45:05):
and he can't. You can't say that, Oh, because I'm
with on Triple M. It's a it's an old man radio. Cool,
My old man listens to Triple M. I'm sure you're
a man listens to Triple M. Nope, maybe you're a
man probably listened to Triple if he picked the radio.
We all have sisters, right, yep. I'm pretty sure if
any marnisar God said anything like that about any of

(45:27):
our sisters in front of our dad, it had no
fucking teeth. Probably not Like if if my dad was
sitting there with Martis shear Gold and he said that
I can guarantee you the fuck would get knocked down
in two seconds.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
I'm surprised he wasn't knocked down by the I'm actually surprised.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
I'm surprised it wasn't. I'm surprised it wasn't pulled at
the fucking time. That's that's also the thing. It's well,
even it wasn't on by himself, he was like he
had a co host or something. Three of them, the doers, Like, boy,
they have a censor there too. No, but like not
just a sensor, just like one of the other people
speak up and say like, oh, come on, I can't
like you know, like put some resistance.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Up, you know. Yeah, that's the thing. It's like they've
let him.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
Question question that sentence even like they just let them
gun't speak for like fucking an extra extra two minutes.
But my question is did they think that, oh no,
we'll let it go, We'll let it slide and see
if it just passes by. And I think they were
hoping that no one noticed. They were hoping that no
one noticed what he said. Because for sure, me as

(46:29):
a producer, me sitting there right, first of all, I
probably would have just pulled the show. You would have.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Yeah, if I didn't pull the show, you're going, do
you tell any other hose spit like spit something. Let's
let's let them get let's make them forget about this instantly.
We're fucked by not pulling this. Yeah, he's gone too far.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
Yeah, how do we rope it back to something that's
funny interesting? Get the viewer to forget now? Yeah, it's like, yeah, advertisement,
throw it on a sensor. Like, there's so many things
that they could have done before it got to having
for him to apologize or having him need to be there.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
It's like it's also like I think a lot of
earnest should be put onto the fucking station here, right,
a lot of responsibility because first of all, he's a
comedian with no sports background either. Why are you getting
him to comment on sports that could possibly turn out
and have a controversial opinion, Like, like me as a producer,

(47:27):
you'd never get him to like comment on that Ezra
Man monkey comment from last year Las Vegas. Yeah, because
you know that there's a chance he's going to basically
just say, shut the fuck up. Oh fucking you don't
even it doesn't mean anything. Well, yes, not to you.
You're also not aboriginal and didn't fucking know what he

(47:48):
felt like. It's just fucking nuts that the station let
it happen again. I know that's how they run his
show listening she got are you listening to? Was Kate
Tim and Marty and Marty? You just let him dribble
because he ends up getting to a punchline eventually.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
His whole thing is that he's a bit of a
sleeze bag, right, that's his whole get So people are like, there,
let him get dribble. Yeah, but how far can that
sleezebag go before it becomes That's the point. It's like,
you've got to be paying attention. And also, that's what
I'm saying is why are you're presenting the guy that's
known for being a sleeze bag and a topic like
the Matilda's Yeah, who are like even put the side

(48:30):
the fact that that they're females in female sport that's
progressive and has had its problems. They're held so highly
in the whole country and you're a sports radio show,
and you're with a guy that negative comments on a
lot of things. Yeah, do you really want him commenting
on them? Shit?

Speaker 3 (48:49):
No, Like it's it's like I would be worried about
you commenting on him, even though I know you'll probably
not do anything. I would still be like, why the
fuck were doing it? I kind of feel a bit
weird that you compare me to much. You got them, exactly,
but you guys come out with uncouth stuff every so often,
but you've got to cut his bloody joke out.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
The difference is a lot of ours has a lot
like no backing and no topic.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
Right, Yeah, exactly. I wouldn't come out. I love the Matilda's.
I think it's great.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
I think do you know how I love The reason
I love the Matilla's My youngest sister come up to
me during the World Cup and wanted to talk NonStop
to me about the World Cup.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
That's cool.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
She thought it was the greatest thing that women could
be at that stage. Yeah, like like what was sick?

Speaker 2 (49:33):
It genuinely was sick? Like what like just like yeah,
like watching the home team this fucking slap That World
Cup went hard.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Ninety minutes those eleven girls on the pitch were the
most important people in Australia.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
Yeahh, I want to know what the best part about
that World Cup was. Also, I went to the sports
bar and it was fuller than it has ever been
wed and like any footy game any yeah, like grand
final levels. Yeah yeah, Well it was on BARZ and
it wasn't even the grand like.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
It was like a quarterfinal game, like it's just a
fucking normal kind of build up game to the finals.
But I'm pretty sure we watched it, didn't We We
watched one of the games we we went to, No, no,
we were on a night out and it was on
and we just watched it because it.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
Was fucking And I also fucking I remember flying back
from Europe on the plane and everyone had it on. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
I was on a fucking oh that might have been
a seven yeah plane, A big, big one, right, a
big play big It had a it had a three
five three configuration, right yeah, big dog every I'm telling you,
I reckon.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
It would have been eight out of ten screens had
the game on. Wow, eight out of ten had the screen.
And then when Sam Kerr because the one we lost,
actually Samka slided that fucking world.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
Ye yeah, the playing with nuts, yeah, ship playing when nuts. Yeah,
this is a country that doesn't respect soccer. Yeah yeah,
the country.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Doesn't care about soccer enough to support its own league.
Is going nuts for these girls that are achieving above
and beyond. So did you hear about the under twenties?

Speaker 2 (51:13):
I have I heard of it. My apprentice went to
school with most of those guys. Do it all week.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
I've heard it since they won their game against China
in the quarterfinals. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
Well, they're the only Australian team to get a trophy. Yeah,
last Unfortunately, that's a good stuff.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
Eleven years. It's eleven years, but eleven years, I thought
it's not unfortunately even we won twenty fourteen or fifteen.
The funny thing about soccer, our national men's team won
won a trophy.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
The thing about soccer though, it's like we do really
well with just raw talent because there's no development here. No,
there's no one develops any players. That's also why these
Matilda's doing so great. It's such a fucking big thing
because there's they they did it on their own as well.
The raw talent, what what the element did they get
put through as kids. I'll go play on the team. Yeah,

(52:04):
we played. We're playing the time that we've been grassroots
like playing here. We just started like when they were
like we.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
Played soccer, right, comparing to what my football club did
for me, compared to my soccer club, bro, there's no
there's I don't get how any kid makes it in
professional sporting soccer in Australia.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
There's nothing that they do.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
You know how in rugby league you taught all the fundamentals,
you're graded and probably you're doing all these go and
all that, and like the kids that are good are
pushed through the system so the club can make get
a little bit of a leg up and then it
can go to other art that doesn't exist here in soccer.
Like it's very it does, but it's very political. It's
it depends where you grow up, it depends who your

(52:43):
coach is. It's not what you know it too, you know,
is it? Yeah? Yeah, it's very much that so well
that the coach of the under twenties was either a
teacher or coached at my apprentices school. So he just
took those kids from the school out into the like
they're good, they're playing that I'm pretty sure they play
in the A League. Okay, these guys start in the
A League. But yeah, yeah, it's yeah, it's it's more

(53:07):
than who you know.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
So back to the matter at hand. So as it
showed to you, it's quite fucking hard to actually do
anything in soccer in this country because also the top
level here is park level, Like the NPL is fucking
shiploads above the A League, which is considered the second division.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
Okay, because there's like I would say, it's it's not
levels above because we has money to buy money to
buy the foreign players to make your team good.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
But but the natural talent that's in the A League.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
Is pretty Yeah, if you put an academy team against
an NPL team, you fucking the NPL team would probably
slap them.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Wipe the floor.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
What they would still be close, like it would be
just like it would be, it wouldn't be yeah, it'd
be more even. But then if you put like the
fucking the first men's team in where they've got like
like marquee players from like yeah, fucking like retired Premier
League players, and shit, they're gonna of course they're gonna
slap the shit out of like kids here. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
But yeah, so back to me point right, So now
I'm saying like, there's not a lot to foster talent here, right, Yeah,
So to see how what the Matildas as a group
have done, especially on our home soil, to then him
come out and say that about their sport, I don't

(54:29):
know how this bloke is waking up like that's if
he's not full of regret, because he's he's honestly just
bombed his whole fucking career. Yeah, it's Chris gone. He's
never gonna do a stand upset again. He's never gonna
get a radio's job again. I'd be surprised if fucking
any corporate job hires him again. Yeah, he's a hr

(54:49):
problem already by the sounds of it, because he's made
a fucking life comment.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
Yeah literally, and the like what do he like? He's
fucking done? Why would you make that comment? At that
point is has he made his money?

Speaker 1 (55:05):
He's a comedian that's known in Australia, so I'd say
probably has a half decent house on the north side
of Melbourne. That's about it. Well, he is a TV
star that's gone. Yep, that's gone. The only way he'd
make money now is if he put money in and
it's own fucking TV show, or he goes through a

(55:28):
giant fucking rehabilitation sort of thing and shows a turnaround.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
And has a book in ten years. He goes, this
is why I he could be quiet for No. But
I don't think it's like ten years. I think he
could just be quiet for a couple of years and
then he can slide his way back.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
Yeah, but who's going to want to take him? With
that comment?

Speaker 2 (55:46):
But that's what that's it like, you shouldn't come back.
You shouldn't someone's going to turn around and go would
you have him? Would you have him one as a guest? Jerry?

Speaker 1 (55:54):
No, not anymore. You know what if I'm saying a
couple of years ago, like someone I used to listen
to him, Yep, what I have said that maybe he
might have been a comedic influence if for me leading up,
if I thought about listening to him, I probably would
have taken a lot of notes off him.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
Now I'm not even gonna give him the fucking time
of day. That's fairst Like It's made me think like
if on this set I shouldn't even touch like slobby,
like you know that sort of comedy. It's just like
it's it's left a bad taste in my mouth. The
whole his whole stick is left a bad taste in
my mouth. Now that makes sense. It's just yeah, it's wrong.

(56:36):
Ah yeah, look got heeded, guys, It got heated.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
I think it needed lunch table is pretty hot today, guys.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
I think it needed to be said. I needed to
share my points on it. Like me and Ryan have
had already extensive conversations on this, and it's it's honestly,
it's probably the first conversation, like we have conversations with
each other where one of us gets angry at each other.
This is the first time we've jumped on the same
train and probably been absolutely furious together.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
Yeah, like it it's used to usually debate. Yeah, this
is us agreeing the whole time. And it's like it's
a soft subject, like it's a touchy subject. Like I
don't know, I think you can get away with joking
about the Matilda's bean shit, but what he said was
just fucked Like that's yeah, it's like you can try

(57:25):
and make a joke about it, it'd be Yeah, I
don't know, I don't even I don't even know. Yeah, yeah,
it's pissing me off thinking about it now. Yeah, they're
putting the brain power towards It's like, nah, it's fucking's ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
Anyway, guys, thank you for watching the Afternoon. Attention here,
I'm Mini, that's Jazzu.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
This is Ryan.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
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Speaker 1 (57:54):
Jazzer I made a good point about braille and a
remote control. The remote control and the kid in the
lound room has brail on it. First, fill, I didn't
know blind tea. Every remote control has this one has
five buttons with brail. A lot of controllers do. But no,
but like, when't you brail the whole thing?

Speaker 2 (58:18):
How?

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Because this button the blind person can only put on
Channel five volume up, voll you down. They know where
they know where the blind people do. Blind people only
watch SBS.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
SBS has got some good shows, all right, Tune in
to SBS to find the Safe Boys at eleven o'clock
after the west Enders.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
Thank you, I'm in prison.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
I go away for a wrong time Boo