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What If Issue thirty seven, What If Wolverine and his
ex vampires conquered the World? Written by Roy Thomas, penciled
by Mark S. Passella, inked by Steve Montano, lettered by
Janis Shang, collored by Renee Winterstadter. The Watcher resumes this
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cosmic vigil as the Timekeepers continued the ruthless efforts to
preserve their chosen timeline, often at the expense of entire realities.
He recalls it a dark alternate reality in which Wolverine
and the other X Men were turned into vampires by
Count Dracula, resulting in a bloodthirsty takeover of Manhattan. In
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that reality, Wolverine even killed Frank Castle, the Punisher, before
the ghost of Doctor Strange could intervene, allowing the vampire
plague to spread unchecked. The Timekeepers confront u watched the
Watcher about their next target, the third of four Nexus
beings they believe must be destroyed to safeguard their existence.
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Huatu again challenges their motives, but the Keepers insist that survival,
not morality, drives them. As they continue to justify their actions,
they mention how even though they succeeded in eliminating one Nexus,
which is the Vision in the twenty second century. Their
plans have often been thwarted, most notably when Franklin Richards
was saved by the Fantastic Four. Even Doctor Doom and
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Irondroid have escaped their efforts. Now, they set their sights
on eliminating the final two Nexus.
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Beings to be on the safe side.
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Despite their overconfidence, the Watcher remained skeptical and curious. The
Timekeepers revealed to the Watcher that one of the final
two remaining Nexus beings they intend to eliminate is none
other than Jean Gray, a powerful mutant the Watcher recognizes
from his own timeline. They view her as a potential
threat to the stability of the multiverse and urge the
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Watcher to do what he does best observe but do
not interfere. Mister Sinister allies himself with Madeline Pryor of
this World, Jean.
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Gray's clone, now fully.
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Transformed into the Goblin Queen during the Hellish Inferno event.
He laments how Dracula's actions turning the X Men and
the other mutants into vampires have disrupted his intricate plans.
But Sinister, ever, the Schemer, believes He's found a solution.
The Dark Hold, an ancient mystical tone once studied by
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the late doctor Strange. Sinister intends to use the Montese
formula within it to destroy all vampires instantly. As he
sets off to retrieve the book from Strange's mansion, Goblin
Queen pledges her support, revealing that she and her demonic
ally Nastir have grander ambitions than Sinister can imagine. As
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Sinister races through the sewers beneath the Bleaker Street towards
Strange's home, he is not alone.
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Watching him.
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From the shadows are the Vampiric Exterminators, mutated undead versions
of young mutants like Rusty, Richter, Boom Boom Skids and
whiz Kid, once innocent children that they now serve Wolverine,
their new vampiric overlord. The ambush begins with the Exterminators
bringing from their bat forms, ordered to kill Sinister on
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Wolverine's command.
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Sinister, however, is no easy prey.
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He is attacked by Rusty, now a vampire, who launches
a searing beam of energy. Yes Sinister endures. He methodically
fights back even as he surrounded. Despite his cold confidence,
there's a flicker of hesitation of the thought of killing
vampire children. Still, when Rusty lunges again, Sinister slays them
with a silver strike. Grimly, noting that he's doing the
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boy a favor by freeing him from his undead servitude,
continues his brutal march toward his goal, showing no hesitation
or remorse. Using silver lined glove, he swiftly tears out
the hearts of the vampiric Boom, Boom and Richter. Their
remains are left behind in the sewer water. If Sinister
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feels any regret for killing former allies turn undead threats, it's.
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Buried deep within.
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Meanwhile, in Limbo, the Goblin Queen summons the demons Nastir
and Sim to begin Inferno. While both demons pretend loyalty,
each harbors their own hidden agenda. Nastir wants to become
Earth's most powerful demon, while Sim desires the Sword of
Iliana to rule Limbo. Still, they obey, and within moments
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a horde of demons assembles at her command. The demonic
invasion known as Inferno begins in full. Giant monstrous demons
pour through the portals into the city, descending upon an
Earth twisted by fear and chaos, draws parallels between this
alternate world and the main Marvel universe, emphasizing that its
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people are.
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Just as real and just as vulnerable.
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Lord Wolverine learns that demons from Limbo are encroaching on
his domain. With his consorts Mystique, Destiny, and others by
his side, he angrily prepares to retaliate, declaring that the
human race is now cattle to him. Wolverine gathers his
Vampire X Men for battle, shouting let's party. A full
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page spread shows Wolverine's Vampire X Men charging forward, including Colossus, Beast, Rogue, Archangel, Iceman,
and others. Narration contrasts the long standing fear of vampires
with the relatively.
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New fear of mutants.
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These beings, once feared by humanity, now emerge from the
shadows to face the threat.
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Of the Inferno Demons.
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A massive battle erupts between the Vampiric X Men and
and invading demons. The team, including Suns, Spot, Dazzler, and Nightcrawler,
fight fiercely. Despite initial losses, the tide slowly begins to
turn in favor.
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Of the mutants.
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Wolverine quips mid battle, demanding to know where the Big
Daddy Demon is. As Colossus smashes through foes and beasts
claws his way.
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Through the fray.
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The final caption promises more carnage as the Demon Commander
prepares for retaliation.
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But that's when Wolverine.
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Goes full berserker mode, Brutally slashing through Sim, he lands
a fierce midair attack, proclaiming that he'll shove the demon's
fangs down his throat with a dramatic upward leap and
savage strike. He finishes it off in a bloody spectacle,
declaring himself the new Champagne. In an almost mocking wrestling
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style tone, he delivers a final blow to the neck
with a loud, stylized chop that emphasizes the power and finality.
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Of the blow. Back.
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In limbo, the Goblin Queen confronts the hulking green demon Nasty.
She mocks him for his alliance with Sim and questions
his courage now that their realm is exposed to the
invading X vampires. Nastyear's confidence falters under her insults and
the looming threat. Suddenly, the fearsome or Mamu makes his entrance,
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bursting with fiery and energy. His intervention is decisive and overwhelming.
Dormamu asserts dominance, declaring he's watched long enough. From the sidelines.
With explosive power, he attacks nast Year, dismissing him as
a minor demon and obliterating him with radiant force. Dormamu
turns his attention to the Goblin Queen and proposes an
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alliance with Doctor Strange Dead. He sees an opportunity to
conquer entire realms. The Goblin Queen, enticed by the prospect
of shared power and domination, agrees to his plan. Together,
they vow to become supreme rulers of darkness and fire
across the multiverse. The battle turned once more as a
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new thread emerges. The ex vampires, celebrating their hard won
triumph over Nastier's forces, are suddenly ambushed by a horde
of mindless ones, brutish enforcers from Dormamu's dark dimension. These
monstrous beings pour through a portal, unleashing destruction and deadly
optic blasts. Their appearance is followed by even more demons
from Dermamu's realm, overwhelming the exhausted vampire mutants. One of
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the first to fall, this cannonball struck down by a
devastating blast. Elsewhere on the battlefield, even the reanimated undead
are not spared. Bobby Drake, now a vampiric version of Iceman,
dubbed the Ice Vampire, fights back valiantly, but his resistance
is short lived. He is annihilated disintegrated by the Mindless
One's brutal assault. The chaos spreads as Wolf Spain, long Shot,
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and Sabretooth also fall under the barrage. Overwhelmed, the remaining
troops begin a retreat. Wolverine calls for regrouping as a
situation grows more desperate by the second, but just as
things seem dire, a mysterious voice offers hope. The surviving
ex vampires, led by Lord Logan, are uncertain what to
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do next, but are interrupted by the dramatic arrival of
mister Sinister, brandishing the strange ancient book.
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He claims to.
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Have power to stop the Mindless Ones. Despite skepticism from
Logan and others, Senator reveals the artifact the Dark Hold,
not just any book, but a legendary tone.
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Of powerful dark magic.
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The fate of the battlefield might now depend on what's
written within its cursed pages. Wolverine confronts mister Sinister with
understandable skepticism, suspecting a hidden catch. The Sinister's sudden offer
of help. The Sinister holding the Dark Hold reveals its
dual purpose. He can either obliterate the remaining Vampire X
men or grant them even greater power. But there's a price.
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An exchange for salvation from Dormamu and his mindless ones,
the vampire mutants must agree to be permanently exiled from Earth.
With little time to decide, and the Mindless Ones, advancing,
Logan and the other undead mutants, realize they have no
better option, Wolverine reluctantly agrees, telling Sinister to show me
the dotted line. With a dark incantation from the Dark Hold,
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Sinister binds the Vampire mutants to his will and abuse
them with even more potent unholy energy. Reinvigorated and more
powerful than ever, Wolverine, Colossus, Rogue, and the others launched
themselves into battle with newfound fury, declaring there will be
no third round. This is their final stand. Meanwhile, and
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Dormamu's Dark Realm, the Tide begins to turn against the
demon lord. The energies now being wielded are ancient and overwhelming,
drawing from the elder god Kathon. Through the dark hold,
Dormamu realizes his domain is under siege by the very
mutant vampires he once sought to control. Despite his orders
for a counter attack, and cries for vengeance against the
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desecration of Strange and Sanctum, it.
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May already be too late.
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The enhanced mutant vampires, led by Wolverine and empowered by
forbidden magic, are fighting with unmatched ferocity, pushing deep into
Dormamu's stronghold. As Dormamu rallies his demonic legions and the
Goblin Queen charges into battle, she encounters her genetic origin,
Jean Gray, the original template from which she was cloned.
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The two women clash, each empowered by immense forces. Meanwhile,
Colossus rockets through the battlefield a steel juggernaut against Dormamu's horde.
The robed and mysterious figure of the Whisperer appears again,
and this time to Jean Gray and halts time around her.
It draws her astral form from her body and delivers
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a grave message. She must defeat Dormamu or the universe
will fall, and there's only one way to do it,
a horrible, unspeakable method. She initially refuses, but the Specter
knows Jane better than she realizes. After a moment of
horror and resistance, Gene reluctantly agrees and returns to her body,
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prepared to.
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Do what must be done.
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Jean Gray transforms once again, becoming the host for the
Phoenix Force. Though it is excruciating, Gene accepts the cosmic power.
The moment she does, she incinerates Madeline Prior in an instant,
destroying her as if she were a dry leaf in
a sudden flame. Now empowered and transformed, Gene Slash Phoenix
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rises as a radiant force of energy, poised to confront
Dormmu and halt his invasion once and for all. She
unleashes her cosmic power and utterly annihilates Dormamu, bringing an end.
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To the battle.
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Colossus solemnly notes that Lord Wolverine has vanished, disappearing the
moment victory was achieved. As the vampires accept their exile,
it's revealed that Wolverine has been taken between worlds by
the Whisperer, his ultimate purpose still unknown. Meanwhile, back on Earth,
mister Sinister begins a sinister scheme using stolen genetic samples
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to recreate Gene Gray and the X Men in their
pre vampiric forms, intending to claim the future through his mutants.
But the Timekeepers in Nuatu have, observing from Afar, realized
that Timekeepers have lost yet another timeline to chaos, two
of the three now gone, marking the situation as critical.
Luatu also notices that one of the Timekeepers has vanished elsewhere.
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As the issue ends, we find ourselves in the TVA
the Time Variance Authority, and an alarm begins to blair.
A time quake has struck one of major magnitude on
the Simon Waltz scale. This could be the big one.
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