Psycho Goreman

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
It's time to turn the lights, to grab some popcorn
and watch some horror movies. This is the Terrible Terror Podcast.
Each episode I delved in the world of horror movies.
Why do I do it? But I can't really explain it,
but I love these horrifying flicks. If you made your
own movie on your phone or made your own special
effects mcgiverer's style, please send him my way. Now, what
do you get when you mix puppet creatures, lots of

(00:34):
gore and a family friendly premise? Why you get PG
Psycho gore Man. Why Hello everybody, and welcome to a

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brand new episode of the Terrible Terror Podcast. And we
are here talking about one of my favorite films in
the last you know, five six years that has come
out from one of my I wouldn't say he's necessarily
one of my favorite directors that's out there, but he's
one of my FoST followed directors, Like I really want

(01:51):
to see what this guy is going to do next,
and even after this, I still haven't seen I think
Freddie freak Out I think is the name of the
which is also available on Shutter and it might be
something that we check out for the next podcast. I'm
not sure. I might be giving my hand away here
at the beginning, but I really like The Void a lot.

(02:12):
Like in terms of the practical effects that were used,
it was a little slow, I'm not gonna discount that,
but it had an interesting story, interesting premise, and the
especial effects really kind of lived up to the hype
that a lot of people were talking about with them
all being practical and really fucking cool. And so when
I heard about PG, I started to kind of get

(02:34):
excited about this movie and I was looking really like
forward to it, and I still need to see Biocop.
I really do need to see Biocop. I've not seen
that short, and I know a lot of people really
love that short as well, which in this movie, one
of the characters that pops up in the years and
homage to Biocop he actually shows up in this movie,

(02:54):
which I find really fucking funny. And I still can't
believe I haven't gone back and watched the short at all.
But this movie was something that when I saw the
trailers for it, it was like I just really felt
like there was going to be something special with this
movie because it just kind of screened me right like

(03:20):
practical effects, the rubber suits, the way the humor seemed
to work with and this really is a you know,
a horror comedy movie. This is the true definition of
horror comedy. And there are going to be some things
in this movie that people just aren't going to like
at all. Some of it is going to be the

(03:41):
camp because this movie is very campy, and some of
them it's going to be the humor that's in this movie.
Because the humor it it's one of those things where
it's either going to be hit or missed for you,
because humor is so selective amongst certain people, and especially
when it comes to horror movies. Is that going to
be your type of humor that you expecting this type
of thing The other one that people meant not like

(04:04):
is me me just hands down, you're not gonna like
that character. And I totally understand why when it comes
to this movie. So in some cases, and I don't
know who would you're not gonna like Psycho gore Man himself.
But you gotta find me that person why you don't
like that character at all? But I can understand it

(04:24):
to an extent. But in all honesty, I can understand
if somebody is not going to like this movie, right,
because even if you look at like IMDb, for example,
if you look at the ratings that are there, it's
like a six point one, six point three that's there
somewhere around that, And I get that because it's not
gonna be for everybody. When you look on Shutter, it's

(04:45):
like four skulls. That's the audience that probably is really
going to like it is the shuttier like Shutter audience
and Shutter audiences are kind of weird when it comes
to ratings on movies. When it like some of the
stuff that's out there, I see it with like two skulls,
and I'm like, how can this be two skulls? And
like you look at other platforms and it's much higher,

(05:07):
And then I look at something that has four or
more and on other platforms it's much lower if you
try to do equivalency with the ratings and everything like that.
So it's it's a weird beast where it seems like
there's a lot more like fan love for movies on
that site. Well, one, it's the rating system is not critics,
it's only fans. But on IMDb it's very similar as well, Right,

(05:30):
But it's not people going out looking specifically for horror
movie and it's specifically a horror movie of this type.
And I feel like when it comes to the originals
on Shutter, they're really eclectic. It's almost like it's the
b budget version of a twenty four that.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
You know.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
RLJE Films, who does a lot of films for Shutter
that becomes Shutter Exclusives, do these interesting horror movies that
wouldn't necessarily say see the light of Day in general,
but they do get greenlit through them whether they're good
or not. There's been some really great movies that come
through that company, and there's some movies that are just

(06:10):
really questionable. And this one, I like, I'm not going
to sugarcoat it, like this to me is a very
fun movie. Just where does it rate on my scale? Now,
this movie in this podcast does break one of my
rules that I've done for a long time. If I
ever do a video review on a movie, I won't
review it for the podcast. But this is a movie

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I've been wanting to talk about all the way through
for a very long time, and I've kept to that
rule and I just had to break it this one time.
One to have a behind the scenes look. I couldn't
figure out what movie to do for this podcast. Like
I was worried about getting everything ready for the podcast
I was doing with Dave and finding that time, and honestly,

(06:53):
work has been really fucking crazy in this last week.
Even the day that we were supposed to end our
date early and do all that stuff, I spent a
good five or six hours running around with the like
my chicken with my head cut off in the fucking
job and doing everything like that and being like, I
think I'm getting underpaid for the amount of work that
I'm doing at times, which is hilarious, but at the

(07:18):
same time, I was just worried. Okay, I got to
see the two you know, Charles Band movies. We gotta
do the Full Moon thing, Gotta get that already. And
then when we came to us recording, I was like,
oh shit, I still have not picked the movies that
I'm going to do for the podcast. So I was
like rushing, rushing, rushing, And then I was like, you
know what this is, like, this is perfect. It's available

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on shutter. You know, I think a lot of people
that listen to this podcast have Shutter. If you don't.
It is available to you know, rent on a bunch
of different places, but it's something that I think is
worth watching at least once to just determine whether or
not you actually like the movie. And then you know,
if it's something that you don't like, you know, it's

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nothing off your back if you're not paying a lot
to rent this movie. You know, the there isn't a
budget for this. And this is Canadian and it did
get released I think in the Canadian box office with
one hundred and thirty seven thousand dollars released. But this
was released in October of twenty twenty, and it was
released at Beyond Fest back then. And for us, you know,

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this was something during the pandemic, the big P word
that nobody ever wants to talk about with the COVID
and everything. Like again, I don't know why. I understand
things like PTSD and all those things, but it's weird
to not be able to say something that we all
went through and people like, oh, you shouldn't talk about it.
Why Because a lot of us were stuck at home

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with not a whole lot to do. We couldn't really
go anywhere and do anything because everything was closed down
because they were worried that people are going to get sick,
Like that's just a period point in a lot of
people's lives around here that you know you're gonna have
to talk about eventually with everybody if something like that
ever happens again. You're gonna learn from the mistakes that
you made last time. Right. And So this came out

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around that time or towards the end of everything, but
didn't really see a theatrical release at least around here.
But it was something that I definitely was looking forward
to the date was released to go home and watch
it that weekend, because I remember being released on a Friday,
and I saw it that night and did the whole
review and put it out the next day and did
everything like that. And the biggest thing for me with

(09:29):
this is that I wanted to actually see if I
liked it as much as I did the first time, right,
And I think I have the same issues with it
that I had the first time that I saw it.
I didn't go back to my review and watch it
and get anything in my head. I wanted to go
through this fresh and just be like, hey, go ahead,
erase your mind, which is not a very hard thing

(09:50):
for me to do. Let me tell you and start
over and watch it. Try to watch it as long
as I could, you know, as much as I could
without thinking looking back on to what I did during
that review and trying to do something that hopefully matches
it and makes it feel like it's the same. Plus,
it's always possible that I have different feelings towards the

(10:12):
end of this as well, and maybe there's something that
I feel differently about in different acts and the way
that they played out, maybe in the film as well,
especially since we're taking a much deeper dive into this movie.
So there's also not a whole lot of trivia on this.
One of the things I found interesting is that the

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rule on set is that the kids couldn't be around
any of the blood. Now, this could have been since
this was funded by the Canadian Film Commission. Right, everybody
knows that in Canada for the arts, they will give
money to people creating arts in Canada. Right, So if
you're a band, or you're an artist, or you're a director,
film studio or whatever, if you're making it within Canada

(10:56):
and you're doing Canadian things and furthering the Canadian arts,
then they will give you money. So you say, I
make stuff for Canada, need money give and Canada goes, oh, okay,
here you go. Hope you won't lose it all in
one place. Like I don't know why they're kind of
talking goofy ish, but you know, I'm trying not to

(11:16):
do a lot of boots and all that type of
shit and be like stereotypical Canadian. But you know, that's
the way that these things run. So I don't know
if that specifically something that you know they have to do.
So anytime that there was any type of blood or gore,
there wasn't the kids in the shot. The kids were outside.
They film all the kids stuff like but previously and first,

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and then they came back in to shoot all the
other scenes that out all the gore and the blood
and everything like that. So that way that the kids
were involved in are like stand ins for the kids
when they need have, like you know, back reaction shots
like to have the kids in the scene. That's why
you rarely see when PG does something really big and

(12:00):
gory and even though the kids are around, you don't
actually see the kids in the scene. You see a
reaction shot from them, and that's really all that you
get with this whole thing, So I think that was
pretty pretty interesting overall. Also, there's a big fight scene
that happens in this movie between PG and his former
compatriots that were, you know you doing the evil stuff

(12:22):
with him back in the day, and that took actually
two days to film, and the makeup itself sometimes took
up to eight hours to apply, and then they applied
it and he had it on so much. The actor
Matthew Ninaburr, I hope I'm saying that last name right,
but you know me again, names that when he wouldn't
wear it on set, people didn't recognize him at all, right,
He just because the voice of Psycho gore Man and

(12:46):
the actor in the suit that's on the set are
two different people, so who you're hearing is not exactly
who's in the suit, which I kind of wish that
they were the same person and that I didn't know that,
just because it would have been kind of cooler that way.
But you can tell that everybody that isn't in the suit.
Other lines are kind of eighty yard, and a lot

(13:07):
of it has to do with how mobile those suits are,
especially around the mouth area. They don't. I mean, it
is a rubber suit that they're using, but that does
to me lend to the charm of the movie. The
best way that I can describe this movie to somebody
that's never seen it before is this. If you take
a family friendly movie, right, something where there's like kids

(13:31):
that come across a pet that they're slowly raising up
and the pet learns the meaning of love, like a
Disney movie. You then take a supercentai type of show,
right and more like Power Rangers when it's here made
from the US, like the US side of things right,
where it's the kids outside of the suit and the
monsters are still running around because they rented the suit,

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but they're doing kind of silly things that are outside
and then throwing a lot of gore and make it
righted are is literally this movie, and it's it's interesting
that all this blended together. Even if you're listening listen
to the opening song in the movie, it sounds a
lot like the Power Rangers theme song. And the movie
is set in the late nineties early two thousands, So

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there's one point where the boys are playing N sixty
four and they even make a reference to it, and
I didn't get it the first time that I watched it,
and I remember when I saw them in the scene
and I'm like, why are they using N sixty four controllers?
It doesn't make any sense if this is more modern.
And then they didn't mention, ohj you finished blah blah
blah blah sixty four, And I'm like, oh, so it's

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around that time, so late nineties, early two thousands, if
I have to pinpoint it, maybe ninety nine, maybe two thousands,
somewhere around there. They never really say the date, but
it does give kind of a feeling to some of
the outfits. And I think that the way the soundtrack works,
and even the way that the stuff with the movie
and the esthetic works as well, I think it works

(14:58):
well within that time perio. In fact, I think that
even when looking at some people's reviews of the film,
they seem like, yeah, it's a good callback to that
time or the call. Like one guy even says that
it's a good callback to the Power Rangers at a
time where it just that the creatures were just cool, right,
Like everything else about it was really cheesy, but you

(15:21):
had your really awesome like creatures and costumes and everything
in it, even though I believe that the Japanese version,
like the Super Sentai stuff, is a lot more like
quote unquote serious. We're here in the US, it plays
a lot like Psycho gore Man, where you have these
really cool looking outfits and maybe a cool fighting scene,
but everything around it is caked in this ridiculousness, this

(15:45):
like cheesy humor that they thought would be great for kids,
and with all the little hygiinks and the weird sounds
and all that shit. And that's really like this movie
kind of harkens back to me, and maybe it's a
reason why I really fucking enjoyed it when I watched
it for the first time. So that further ado, let's
go ahead and jump into Psychle gore Man. That way,

(16:06):
I don't have to waste your time anymore, and we
can maybe finish this early. I'm just kidding, we know
how long this podcast is going to be anyway. Instead
of me truly introducing the film, we actually have a
little bit of backstory as an opening scroll.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
A in this movie, many moons ago, on the distant
planet of Guygax, a nameless evil reigned supreme. This ruthless
being had a massed power beyond measure and was preparing
to strike down all it was good and just in
the universe. Before he could fulfill his dark destiny, the

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forces of light banded together in their most desperate.

Speaker 4 (16:46):
Hour, poppled Dark One from his throne.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
He was imprisoned in a place far beyond reach, for
if he were ever to be released, it would spell
certain doom for all existence.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Oh right, so now we're getting the good stuff out
of the way right here at the beginning of the film,
So we know who that is referring to, you, right,
It's referring to PG. But of course we get to
see our two main protagonists of the film right here
in the beginning, with Mimi and Luke as they play
crazy ball. Now, if you want me to explain the
rules of crazy ball, fuck it. I don't really know

(17:22):
what the fucking rules are for this goddamn game. All
I know is in the beginning, you take the other
person's ball, you throw it away somewhere far so they
have to run and get it. And then basically you're
trying to hit the other person with the ball that
you have, and if you hit them in the butt,
it's worth an extra five points. And then when that
does it, they have to spin around and circles with

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the ball in their head while the other person throws
the ball up in the air and says crazy ball,
Crazy ball, crazy ball. And I guess it's how many
times that they spin around. That's how maybe how long
you have to actually throw it up in the air
say that and catch it. And then there's some other
crazy rules, and then there's the one where the two
balls collide, which already I forgot what that was fucking called.

(18:04):
It's like the schedooche or some shit like that. But basically,
if that happens, then you have to run at your
opponent and you have to punch them, and if you
punch them first, then you win the game basically because
it gives you all their points plus one. So you
could be losing the entire fucking game. This sounds as
convoluted as basketball was. Okay, you know that old Trey

(18:26):
Parker Matt Stone movie. You've never seen that before. You
should probably watch that movie because it's fucking larious as well,
and it's more relevant today with the current state of
sports than anything else that's out there. Nonetheless, so you
could be behind, you know, sixty seven or sixty six
to nothing, and then all of a sudden you get
that skdoochere where the fuck it's called. And then you

(18:47):
go and you punch the living shit out of your opponent,
and all of a sudden, you've got sixty seven points
and won the game and they got absolutely nothing. Seems
like it's just a way for one side to cheat,
so one side could suck as long as they can
and then just play for that and they realize that
they're faster and skinnier and more lighter and more agile,
so they can dodge punches really well. Right on one side,

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you've got King Hippo. On the other side you got
Little Mac, and King Hippo is beating the shit out
of Little Mac. But once Little Mac finds out the
secret and punches him, that one part of his stomach
and he just falls back and can't get up, and
then he just wins the fucking game. That's what this is.
This is just a very stupid version of punch Out.
It's really all what I'm trying to say here. So

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it's crazy. They're playing this game out there, and they're
playing for the champion of the universe. One of them
will live and the other one gets buried alive. That's
Mimi's rules. And this, unfortunately, is where we get introduced
to Mimi. And we're gonna hear from Mimi in a second.
But I'm gonna straight out say it. I hate Mimi.

(19:52):
I That's why I mentioned it before. That's why I
can understand if she annoys the shit out of you.
I totally understand because I think she is the worst
thing about this movie, the entire thing, Like it is
hard like and it's a good job on the young
actress that plays her if this is what we're trying
to get out of Mimi, Because Mimi is a dick,

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She's a bitch, She's a piece of shit, Like she
is just a horrible fucking human being, especially to her
brother Luke, who she treats like absolute trash throughout the
entire movie. But it's just the way this character plays
itself and the way the young actress actually does a
good job of making me hate this character so much

(20:37):
in the way that she is. She's like really bubbly,
but she's so self centered with herself, like it's unbelievable.
Everything is you know, there's this plays again, Like I said,
like a family friendly movie where there's a lesson to
be learned, which you know, eventually, we know that Mimi's
gonna learn that family really means everything as we go

(20:57):
through this movie, as PG discovers what love is. Yeah,
that's that's gonna be a pot point in this movie.
You didn't know you were watching that, well, too bad.
This is what you're getting out of this movie. And
I'm probably getting ahead of myself here, but you gotta know,
because you gotta know how much I fucking hate Mimi
because there's nothing fucking redeeming about this character at all.

(21:19):
Even though she goes through this, she doesn't fucking change.
She's still the same fucking stupid little bitch at the
end of the movie. And this is nothing against the actress,
because once again, I think that it's incredible for what
she's doing in this film to make me hate her
so much, because if she's trying to act like the
over a top, like you know, little girl that thinks

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that she's the boss and thinks that she's smarter than
everybody else, and she's you know, it's hard to explain
it without you guys actually hearing her, but you'll hear it.
When you hear it. But to express that to the degree,
I think that's a good job. Like the acting, this
movie is good, even from the kid actors. It's pretty

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damn good, you know. And there's one character I definitely
feel really sorry for technically too, but you know, fuck
that guy. But nonetheless, it's it's just weird on how
much I can hate a little kid. That That's really
what I'm trying to get across here. So if you
if you don't know, whenever we see this little bitch
on screen, I just want to choke the shit out

(22:25):
of her. I'm not an advocate for choking your kids out,
but you could probably shake him a little bit. That's
all I'm really trying to say. You know, don't show
any bruises, Just scare the living shit out of him
every once in a while, and maybe they won't turn
to this one, but not really hope. You know, I'm
being fucking sarcastic with this whole thing. But nonetheless, so

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you know, Luke ends up losing the game due to
their bullshit rule, We'll do do Mimi's bullshit role that
she's got here with this fucking whatever ball. We'll figure
out what it is again, I totally forgot what it
is is, so fuck me, I guess when it comes
to this, even though I've just finished getting all the
audio and going through it, but I have to admit
with the last part, we're going to get into that

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a little bit later. So Luke is busy digging the
hole that's in the backyard, and as he digs it,
that's where they uncover buried in the backyard the prison
of Psycho gore Man. And so she goes down and
there's this weird glowing red rock on the outside, and
there's some buttons there, and Luke goes to touch the
buttons because Mimi's like, well, because I'm the champion of

(23:33):
the universe and crazy Ball, you don't get to do shit.
It's all about me. So she goes over there, randomly
presses the buttons on the top of the prison and
then unleashes the jewel from the top and takes the jewel,
and that's when everything starts erupting, and then her parents
come outside. Their parents come outside, and while their parents

(23:53):
are calling them in, they're digging the hole back up
that you know, Luke has dug there to make sure
that they cover whatever is happening underneath. And that's when
we go back inside. We see Luke is really worried
about monsters and whether or not monsters are real, and
Mimi again gets to be a little more of a
little bitch.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
You okay, spot, there's such thing as monsters.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
Well, here's the thing, Luke.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
In a lot of ways, humans are the real monsters.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
So I'd say yes, okay, but your genius father is
trying to say is no, there's no such thing as monsters.

Speaker 5 (24:34):
Happen in your head.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Somebody lost the crazy ball again, Mamie.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
I don't want to keep going through this.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Okay, remember what.

Speaker 6 (24:44):
We said last time you were playing kooky ball.

Speaker 5 (24:47):
It's crazy ball.

Speaker 7 (24:49):
Plus, it's not even my fault.

Speaker 5 (24:52):
Check the tapes. Luke sucks, It doesn't matter.

Speaker 8 (24:55):
Okay, you need to take it easy on your brother.

Speaker 9 (24:58):
He won't want to play with you anymore.

Speaker 10 (25:00):
To do with monsters, are they fake?

Speaker 7 (25:02):
Are they real?

Speaker 5 (25:03):
All the above?

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (25:05):
What what's with all monsters on tonight?

Speaker 7 (25:07):
It's just that is that our monsters coming to kill
us to make sure they.

Speaker 5 (25:13):
Make sure they kill look first.

Speaker 9 (25:15):
That's harsh, but okay, Meme, that's a horrible thing to say.

Speaker 5 (25:21):
Why dismissed I wacko.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
You're just gonna tell her that she's just a fucking wacko.
That's it. What good parenting these people have? You just
kind of look, oh, she's just the fucking child. Once again.
She's talking about monsters coming in and making sure that
you know, they kill her brother first, and then her
dad has the fucking audacity here in this little scenario

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to go, well, okay, we'll make sure that he dies first, because,
as we all know, you're my favorite, and if you're
my favorite, I guess I'm gonna have to sack my son,
my only son. I should love my kids equally. But
you know what, fuck Luke, he can go die in
a fucking fire. If we have some type of laser

(26:10):
eyed fucking monster coming through this giant Kaiju like Godzilla
is gonna come destroy, I'm gonna make sure we do
a Luke versus Godzilla situation. We're just gonna send Luke outside,
tell him to play on the swing set that's just
gonna happen to be inside of Godzilla's path, and make
sure that Godzilla stomps the ever loving shit out of him,
just stomps him down. Fucking good, Just Godzilla, please, you

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don't have to use your fucking firebreath on him. You
don't have to use that atomic ray that you have
that comes out of your mouth. Just step on the
little motherfucker so that he dies first. And then you know,
I'm gonna try to save my daughter. I'm gonna make
sure that she gets into a nice situation. But it
might not be me because I'm also kind of a
piece of shit, as we're gonna find out later in

(26:53):
this movie. So at least kill him first before you
kill anybody else. All right, Thanks, wonderful, wonderful fucking parenting.
And then you know mom just calls her a fucking wacko,
and then she just dismisses her parents, dismissed, like come on,
like are you really gonna put up this shit? Is

(27:13):
this the type of parenting that went on in the
late nineties early two thousands there. I thought we had
helicopter parents. I thought we had the type that was
always like protecting their kids and that was like shrouding
around them, make sure that little Sally she didn't get
her feet wet when she walked in water, and that
you know, she tried to go outside that she didn't
wasn't allowed. She's gonna become a gorphobic and shit because

(27:35):
mommy didn't want her to go outside and catch a
cold or get measles or the shingles or scarlet fever
like some people did when they were a kid. And
even though doctors never really understood how they got scarlet
fever in the first place, because the disease was basically
dead at that point. But hey, things happen in your
life and you get a shot of penicella in your
ass cheek and you're good to go after that. But nonetheless,

(28:00):
I I just don't understand these these are the worst
fucking parents. Like I thought that the parents and Annabelle
were the worst fucking parents in the world. I still
kind of do. I still think that she's worse than
these two. But these two, they're only a little bit better.
But they are in a horror comedy comedy, so they're

(28:21):
meant to kind of be ridiculous, right, not like the
annabel Mom where that's that's a straight up played for
as a horror horror movie and that you know, they're
supposed to be protecting their kid in that type of
movie instead of they're just leaving the fuck alone when
the demon is fucking running around everywhere, Mama the fucking year,
let me tell you here, and daddy even fucking around.

(28:41):
Daddy's gone, you know that type of situation that's going
on here here. Daddy's just an fucking idiot. And Mama,
you know, I guess she doesn't care about either. Kids
just they're just they're playing kill your brother. Oh you
let a weird ol. Oh yeah, wacko, that's there. Oh,
don't worry, you'll grow out of it. You're not gonna
grow up to want to just kill the family in

(29:03):
their sleep. Oh no, no, no, that's never gonna happen.
Your soul is not going to be transferred into a
doll later on in life that's going to terrorize the
countryside and be a part of seven different movies when
it only really needed to be in one, maybe two.
Maybe we could have skipped the first one and only
made the second one. That's really what I'm trying to
say here with this whole thing. But yeah, you're just

(29:25):
a little wacko's That's okay. Mommy still loves you. She
loves both their kids. Mommy loves you. Mom So anyway,
so they leave them there in bed. Dad make sure
to go over there and gives her a high five
before he leaves for the evening, and they all go
to sleep, you know, until we get to the next
morning with everything going on in the backyard as things

(29:48):
erupt outside, you know, little Mimi wakes up to the
jewel glowing in her hand, and outside we see pink
lights coming from the ground to where she runs over
to the wall because her brother is knocking on the
wall in Morris Code talking to her, asking if that's
Grandma that's coming out of the grave, because I guess
Grandma was buried in the backyard as well. Is that

(30:10):
is that really the place that you want to put
a loved one after they died. I mean, I don't
think that if my you know, my mom passes away,
that I'm gonna go into my backyard here take a
six foot hole and be like, well, Mom, you know
I was gonna take you to the cemetery. I was
gonna give you a nice plot where they're gonna take
care of it all the time, bring you flowers instead.
I want you to be pooped on by my dog. Okay.

(30:32):
I want you to create a nice little area back here.
I'm gonna make sure I put you in the hole.
We're not gonna necessarily give you a nice coffin either. Okay,
I heard that cement and cardboard works really well and
it's super cheap, so I'm just gonna throw you in that,
and then I'm gonna throw you in the backyard. And
every day Zach's gonna come by and he's he's just
gonna poop on top of your grave. How does that sound?

(30:54):
Sounds good? All right? I know how you love my dog,
So yeah, we're gonna go with it. So we see
that PG rises from the ground. We don't really see
him come out of the ground, but we see that
something's gonna go back there. And from there we cut
over to some thieves who have just robbed a house
and killed the people inside, because that's the type of
good people that they are, and they're discussing about their haul,

(31:16):
which is not very good, and unfortunately they also get
to meet PG.

Speaker 11 (31:22):
It's not a park shop in town.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
It's gonna want.

Speaker 11 (31:24):
This crap, starbage.

Speaker 12 (31:27):
Why did that old guy put up such a fight
when we busted it in.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
I think I sprained my wrist clocking that geezer, look
at this. How would you even grab this?

Speaker 11 (31:39):
Knock my deck at all?

Speaker 2 (31:41):
It was dark?

Speaker 1 (31:42):
And that's a nice friend, not anymore?

Speaker 6 (31:58):
The hell did you say, buddy?

Speaker 2 (32:05):
A variation of the Roonian tongue. How primitive.

Speaker 11 (32:11):
Let's just get out of here.

Speaker 8 (32:12):
This guy's on something.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
Hey, you dickless ship.

Speaker 12 (32:18):
We already killed one asshole tonight and will gladly do
it again.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Your flesh is un old and weak, perhaps in few
olivia to make it worthy adversaries, but not today. Hey man, please,

(33:15):
I don't want to die there forever.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
So I love this little introduction for Psycho gore Man,
and I think the suit looks pretty great. It does
have a cheapness to it in general, right because it
is a rubber suit. You're just gonna get what you get.
But the design of it still looks really cool. You
don't get the best look at him in these scenes
because it's very dark, and it's not until we get

(33:43):
the next scene with him and the kids that you
get a good look at it. And you're always getting
a good look at it in this movie, and you
get a good look at it in the trailer as well.
I kind of wish it was a little more hidden.
But I think the trailer, especially for me, really sells
the movie in general when you watch it. And so
you have the thieves, they're talking shit about the things. Well,
the main thief is a good talking shit about, you know,

(34:05):
the things that they stole and that they're not going
to be able to get anything for it. He talks
about a picture that they stole, which is an old
lady and her husband that are there, like grandma and grandpa.
But it's a nice frame. Honestly, it kind of is
a nice frame, to be honest with you. It's something
that i'd like to have in my shelf, if you know,
I had good pictures of my grandparents that I could

(34:25):
stick up around the house, you know, around here somewhere.
But nevertheless, we're not here to talk about picture frames
and how cool they can look. We just have you know,
him throw it, and everything else that you hear in
the scene are like distinct clanks and everything until he
throws the picture frame and it hits with a thud, right,
and of course it hits against cycle gore man who

(34:46):
steps onto the scene. And while the old cojure that's
there on the couch wants to run the fuck away.
The other dude thinks he's big shit threatened cycle gore
man and gets thrown across the fucking room into like
a metal pillar that's back there and smashes his fucking
face on it and lands on the ground with his
face all bleeding and everything. And then psychle gore Man

(35:08):
goes and like puts the other two in some type
of hold and then drags them towards him in the air,
like pulls them psychically, and then you know, as he's
talking to them and they want to have their live spared,
he just grabs them both by the head and just
rips their fucking heads off in a very gory display.
Like the gore in this movie is pretty good when

(35:29):
it does happen. Now, I thought this movie honestly was
a little bit gorier than I had remembered it being.
And I guess it's still gory, don't get me wrong,
Like there's still a lot of really interesting gore things
that happened, but it's not as like overtly gory as
I had remembered it being. But it's got some really

(35:50):
good scenes in it, and there's one especially homage directly
to hell Razor that happens very soon that I really
enjoyed as well. But I love here too that like
he goes with one guy's like, don't kill me. Fine,
I'm not gonna kill you. You're gonna live forever, and
then puts him into like this weird stasis and we're
gonna find out exactly what happened to the guy in

(36:12):
just a little bit. So it's a good introduction to
Psycho gore Man. We get to see the extent and
how brutal that the character actually is, how serious he
is now he's back from being in prison for so long,
and that I don't know why he walks to this place.
Maybe it's to catch his bearings, to see exactly where
he's at, figures that this place might be a good

(36:34):
place to hide and get away, and and now it's
there by thieves and see what the locals are and
realizes they're just a bunch of really shitty meatbags, and
so he just kills the meatbags. And it's funny because
there's a song at the end of the movie that
is before the very final scene, Like there's a scene

(36:54):
and then there's this song that you think is the
end song, and then there's a final final scene. There
isn't a stinger at the end of the movie. It's
more like a mid credit stinger that we've got there.
But it kind of talks about him being like a
good guy, and you can kind of gander some things
with this movie, but that's not really what Psycho Gorman is.

(37:15):
What PG really is. He is not a good guy,
not a good guy at all. And I really like
how they do like him being in this world type
of stuff in this movie, especially with him with like
some of the fish out of water stuff, as you know,
as we move along, and I'll explain what exactly is
gonna happen with him as we begin there, I don't

(37:37):
want to ruin everything just yet, even though I keep
throwing things, because this is a type of movie, I
almost feel like I want to jump around and talk
about things instead of do it in order, kind of
like what I did with Dave on the last little
mini episode that's there. So we cut from here after
we get to see the awesome brutality that is Psycle Gorman,

(37:58):
and let me tell you, this definitely brings me into
the movie and makes me want to see what else
they are doing. Like I love comedic gore horror movies.
I love when horror movies are absurdly funny, right, Either
they're funny because they don't intend to be funny, or
if they intend to be funny, Like, I love it

(38:18):
when they're super over the top gory with things and
use a lot of it for comedic effect, right, and
here in this movie, like they kind of do. It's
not completely for comedic effect, but a lot of the
times that they do some really gory things in it,
it does have a lot of comedy behind it. This
is not necessarily one of those scenes, but it kind

(38:40):
of lays you in and it kind of sets the
stage of what type of character he is and then
how absurd things are going to get as we watch
this movie. So we go over to the next morning
and we see the kids are sitting outside with the
hole that's out there, and of course, you know they're
gonna have to fill in this hole, and Dad is
the one being elected. But we also realize that, you know,

(39:04):
he's kind of a fucking asshole, and he's kind of
a dick himself as well, And the main reason why
is because they're all looking at the hole out there
and They're like, who's gonna dig it? And then everybody
is like, well, I vote for dad. I vote for dad,
And the mom's like, I vote for dad too, and
the dad's like, well, I vote for you three because

(39:24):
I don't really want to. He's like, oh, yeah, this
is the way democracy. I thought this was America. Isn't
this America? No, it's Canada. Asshole. Actually, So you're gonna
have to dig that hole you don't own, you don't
have the majority of the vote just because you're one person.
So it goes and grabs the shovel. As the mom
discovers there's some like clow marks on the side of
the whole hole that's there, and he also does congratulate

(39:47):
Luke for his like digging ability in this whole situation,
and so he grabs the shovel, sticks it in the ground,
gets one little small pile of dirt, and there's like,
oh no, my carpal tunnel. Oh there's no way. My
wrist in pain, I can't possibly do this digging. Oh
my god, what am I gonna do? I'm gonna have
to go and see the doctor. You guys are gonna

(40:07):
have to dig the hole instead. Oh my God, uh my,
my poor precious body. I mean, I'm gonna have to
take off days from work from this. There's absolutely no
way that I could do anything else. You're gonna have
to cook dinner, and you're gonna have to do the
dishes in the laundry and and mow the front lawn
and feed the dog and the cats and all the

(40:29):
stuff that. Do you know what? You might have to
take a couple more shifts over there, because I just
don't know if I can go in it anymore. There's
nothing else I can do but sit down on the
couch and use Oh my god, I don't even know
if I can watch the TV. This is my remote hand.
Do you realize that with this injury to my my
wrist over here, that there's no way that I can

(40:49):
clack the remote so that I could watch my stories?
How am I gonna watch Days of Our Lives? Now?
How I know what Stephano has done? Tell me? Tell
me has has Marline and they've been still been possessed
by the devil? Please please tell me. I need to know.
I won't be able to change the channel between that
and and One Life to Live or General Hospital and

(41:11):
who knows if I can never go back to work anymore.
I mean, all it was doing was sitting inside of
booth and making sure people enter the parking lot and
watching TV all night. But I have to press a
button to lift the gate up and put the late
gate back down, and with this type of injury, I
just I don't know if I can do it. What
you guys made me dig one scoop of the hole?

(41:32):
How fucking could you?

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Like?

Speaker 1 (41:34):
That's the type of the like dad that this is. Like,
he's a fucking asshole, He's fucking useless, He's a lazy motherfucker.
I appreciate the sentiment, but god damn, do something. Don't
just fucking sit there. Do something. So the mom takes
him back in the house, and then we cut over
the kids as they're walking to school in the morning,

(41:55):
and Luke wonders with Mimi, what the hell is the
klawbar it's on the outside, and realize that, you know, Mimi,
she's a real fucking dick to Luke.

Speaker 7 (42:04):
Did you see the size of those freaking claw marks?

Speaker 13 (42:07):
We need to tell somebody what happened.

Speaker 5 (42:10):
Maybe we should go to the police.

Speaker 14 (42:11):
I don't trust comps, not one bit. We're gonna go
search ourselves tonight.

Speaker 5 (42:17):
That's crazy. We don't know what was down there.

Speaker 10 (42:20):
What's crazy?

Speaker 14 (42:21):
What wiener you can see sometimes pull up your dopers
because we're gonna go fine on a crowd out of
your spring last night, like a couple of real on
the after fears.

Speaker 5 (42:34):
Can you dig it?

Speaker 2 (42:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (42:38):
I dig it?

Speaker 5 (42:39):
Hey man, Hey el sir, you ben't raged Master sixty
four yet?

Speaker 6 (42:46):
Yeah man, medium difficulty.

Speaker 14 (42:48):
Hey kitty, Oh, get your little outfit there well to
give us a spin, hunky boy.

Speaker 10 (42:56):
No thanks, never mine.

Speaker 8 (43:00):
My last.

Speaker 5 (43:04):
Is her sister Crazy.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Yeah, she's a fucking psycho. She's not a wacko or
anything like that. She's also a fucking bitch. Like the
bell rings. She freaks the fuck out. So what does
she do. She takes his math homework and throws it
in the middle of a fucking street. But she also
throw it in a puddle. I'm surprised she didn't go
back there and start fucking hopping up and down on
that shit and rubbing it into the ground with her

(43:28):
fucking feet and then saying, I hope that you get
a good grade. Ha ha as. Then she runs behind
her brother and fucking wedgies them so hard it's an
atomic one. So the fucking you know, underwear goes right
up his butt crack and now it's a permanent thong
with the skid mark. Like it's ridiculous. How much and
how shitty she treats her brother in this movie. And

(43:48):
I don't know if I'm supposed to give a shit
about any of these people. And I do agree with
the one reviewer says, ultimately, you don't care about the
humans in this movie, And I really don't give a
shit about them, because none of them, maybe besides Luke,
maybe besides Alistair over here, are actually relatively good people,

(44:09):
right Like Luke's a relatively good guy, but he's kind
of a pussy. If you're gonna be completely honest right here,
if I'm gonna be completely honest like he is, And
I know people a lot of people don't like people
using that work. I'm sorry, it's part of my vernacular.
It's hard to get it out of there. But he's
just a follower, is what he is. He lets his
younger sister boss him the fuck around like all the

(44:33):
fucking time. It just it makes no sense to me, why, like,
you know, he would do such a thing, like literally
just fucking punch her in the face. It's okay, you
guys are young enough, you'll get away with it. It's
your sister, you know. If you just make sure you
don't do it on school grounds, maybe she'll learn her
something when you finally retaliate back against her. Don't be

(44:55):
a fucking little bitch, okay, Like just you can act
like a a young boy, okay, to act like a man,
but you're not ready for that yet. And then we
have Alistair over here, who was good friends and you know, ooh,
he's so good at video games. He beat it on
medium mode. Of course, I really don't play anything past

(45:16):
normal mode nowadays, so I guess I just outed myself
as not a real gamer as well. In fact, I
just nowadays just really want to finish a story. Is
that too hard to ask? I mean, I know it's easy,
and I know you can overpower yourself and you can

(45:37):
just get through the whole thing and you don't have
to worry about it. But I don't want to spend
seventy eighty ninety hours trying to finish a game, Okay,
I mean, why did I have to shame myself I
don't get it. Okay, you gotta get a snap out
of it, Brian. Okay, Alisa's cool, dude. I bet you

(45:57):
who has a power glove too, Like he might be
a little bit too young, but you bet you has one.
And he somehow got it to work with his N
sixty four, and so he's just it's so bad, it's good, right, right.
He watches the Wizard like every day like you did
when you were a kid. Remember, beating games on medium
means you're cool. Okay, so you're cool, Brian. Don't worry

(46:18):
about it. Pep talk over all, right, get back to
your podcast. Okay, let's go ahead and let's do this.
So anyway, so they agree at the end of the
night that they're gonna go and they're gonna check out
where whatever popped out of the ground out there where
it happened to be. So they travel along and they
follow the tracks out there, and it goes to where else,
an old shoe factory where the thieves were, and that's

(46:41):
where they go inside. And while they're both really scared of,
you know, being there inside this place. You know, of course, Mimi,
she's got to be the little hot shot and wants
to call everybody out there, and yells at Luke when
she jumps just as much as he does at the
beginning when they walk in through the door. And this

(47:01):
is where you know, we have Mimi and Luke run
into PG for the very first time, and we find
out the little gem that Mimi has actually allows her
to take control of PG and tell them what to do,
and power in this bitch's hands is not necessarily a
good thing.

Speaker 5 (47:22):
Jumping in everything, jumping this place is dangerous. Didn't somebody
die back when this was a shoe factory?

Speaker 7 (47:33):
Nobody ever died from making the shoe.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
It's just crazy.

Speaker 14 (47:39):
Signs the most dangerous thing in here.

Speaker 5 (47:46):
We should get out of here.

Speaker 10 (47:49):
Hey, creep, we know you're in here. Show yourself or
or I'll break you into a pilot bones.

Speaker 15 (48:00):
No, that wasn't good.

Speaker 8 (48:03):
This is super.

Speaker 6 (48:06):
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
There is that fear my smell? How sweet? Oh my
god man, that's what this one called me. Fine, I'm
so mad. You are much smaller creatures. No matter, you

(48:38):
will suffer like the rest. No, it is a sweet
release of death. You will spare the sight of your
tenant being torn to pieces watching us everyone, your old
DearS drowned in the sea of a long blood.

Speaker 10 (48:54):
No, I am not a man.

Speaker 7 (48:56):
I am a walk man, and you're gonna let go
of my stupid wenna brow.

Speaker 16 (49:06):
Me me.

Speaker 17 (49:07):
Look, is this.

Speaker 16 (49:17):
Yours e.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
Agena for rex nite? This can be.

Speaker 10 (49:30):
Stop messing around and explains.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
So he comes out of the shadows. You get to
see what exactly happened with the guy from before, the
thief from before, and he's stuck in suspended animation as
his eyes keep rolling in the back of his head
on like a constant loop. That's there. And again, practical
effects looks really fucking cool. Like again, the effects in

(49:57):
this movie is one of the reasons why I think
you're gonna be drawn to this movie. If you do
really like practical effects, you really like the you know,
the Supercentai type suits and everything like that, it's gonna
be your movie right away. If he grew up watching
Power Rangers and you wanted something that was a little
more gory, this is gonna be your movie. And we
even get a battle like that towards the end of

(50:19):
the movie as well, which has a lot of fun,
even though it's a little bit cheesy that we have
and that's the battle with the Obsidian Knights. It's gonna
come up later in the film that if I didn't
say before, it took two days to shoot. So when
we have him come out and he's you know, he
gets a hold of Luke and he freezes Luke in place,
and then you know, he looks over and he looks

(50:40):
like he's about to kill him, and that's when Mimi says,
let him go, well shouts at him, let him go,
and he stops and he realizes that she has the
Jewel of Forerexodite or where the fuck it's called. Like again,
this is one of those things where it's like, we
just need to name it some type of mumbo jumbo
that's there, just so it has an interesting name, and
for for Exodite sounds fine for what it is, right,

(51:04):
whereas just some like jewel from a far off space
world that manages to control him. And you know, of
course he's gonna explain what's going on in this situation
as it goes, but they've also got to figure out
exactly what to name this guy, right, And so we
have him over here and you know, he tries to

(51:26):
pick up a barrel and throw it at them, and
then when she tells him to explain it, he just
stop your foolishness to explain, and he just tosses the
barrel behind him, and then he begins explaining what's going on,
to which you know. They also test out the powers
in the scene that I'm gonna play here, well, she
tests out her control by making him pick up luke,

(51:46):
spinning him around, making him dizzy, and then when he walks,
he walks into the dude that happens to knock him
over and then just completely shatter his head. And then,
like I said, in a kind of an homage, what
I feel to hell Raiser, you see the pieces of
his face aver the ground and he's able to talk
with the lips on the ground. Looks fucking cool again.

(52:08):
All practical, And I'm not saying that everything in this
is practical, but it's not like it's cgi to make
it feel like it is an eighties early nineties, like
late eighties early nineties type of movie where it feels
like the effects are hand drawn and then placed on
top of the people that are out there. So when

(52:28):
he's lifted up into the air, you know they're just
using wires and everything to lift them up and spin
them around a little bit, and it's on like a
green screen and everything like that. And so you have
him and then they have like the electricity or the
power that is being used to lift him up. The
PG is using completely like holding him and it just

(52:48):
looks like an animated outframe and not like it's any type.
It could be a you know, basic form of CGI
that's being used here, layers and shit like that that
they have on here, but it really does us have
that old school feeling, which I really appreciate from this film.
So grabs him, sends him up into the air like
and spins him around, drops down, knocks them the guy.

(53:10):
But we you get to learn a little more about PG,
and we get Mimi work shopping with Luke a name
for what they're going to call this guy the Gemindiah.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
One whoever wheels it is able to combden me for
as long as it's in their possession. I know this child,
the power you wield will be short this.

Speaker 7 (53:32):
But first let's test this baby out, all right, monstrash, kick.

Speaker 5 (53:38):
Up my bro and uh spin him around a bunch.

Speaker 10 (53:43):
Hey, come on, guys, all right, Tobe down.

Speaker 8 (53:55):
Enough.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
The longer we play these childish games, the more or
find your deaths will be. This is but a small
example of what I, a capable of his eternal pain,
will take his mind beyond the furthest rages of madness,
preserved in an endless state of He was my masterpiece.

Speaker 7 (54:18):
Oh sorry, man, thank you.

Speaker 10 (54:25):
Name monster men.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
No name can encompass my dark will. Though my enemies
will sometimes refer to me as the Archduke of nightmares.

Speaker 10 (54:36):
Oh that sucks.

Speaker 15 (54:38):
Never we can launch on this.

Speaker 5 (54:44):
Yeah, I want names to be fresh.

Speaker 10 (54:48):
They've gotta be cool, though we can't name it.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
He's gonna kill us. You would pray for something so simple.
I will drink your endless screams.

Speaker 5 (54:59):
As I the name of source flex.

Speaker 7 (55:03):
That's not bad, actually, Rex or thunderrax, oblor con, Revenge,
ex bat heartless great?

Speaker 10 (55:12):
How about Shadow Slater or even Murman.

Speaker 6 (55:17):
A mister scrum night.

Speaker 7 (55:19):
No true sinister. How about dark Lord of wonderful smooches.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Never shot such a title.

Speaker 7 (55:27):
Stop running and club your hands, you know, for a wilentast.

Speaker 5 (55:34):
How about cycle Man mm hmmm, gormn, that's it?

Speaker 4 (55:41):
Oh did I get it?

Speaker 18 (55:45):
No?

Speaker 10 (55:47):
Stop that a night copping. His name will be.

Speaker 5 (55:54):
Psychle Gormt.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
Oh, she said the name of the movie. Oh my god,
I just I love like how they go through this,
that he's talking about all these things, How this is
gonna be your worst nightmare, that you're gonna live in
a nightmare's dreams gate of pain and torture and death.

Speaker 13 (56:13):
And I'm gonna swallow your soul until it's not anything anymore,
and you're going to wish that you had the amount
of pain that you had before. You're gonna be in
so much torment that I too shall feel your pain.
But I live for your pain. So it's only going
to be better. You thought the Center Barts were bad, Oh,

(56:34):
psychogor man, there's much much worse. In fact, you know
that squeaky sound of balloons that everybody hates when you
put two balloons together, So squeak, that's all you're gonna
hear for two years straight, And it's gonna feel like
it's two years, but really it's only going to be
fifteen minutes in your time, That's right. Fifteen minutes of

(56:57):
that is gonna feel like an eternity. Then after that
we're gonna go take some wet boots. Yeah, and we're
gonna walk with those wet boots on a nice clean
linoleum floor.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
And so they goes squeak, squeakqueak, squeak, squeak, squeak.

Speaker 13 (57:11):
Yeah, and you're gonna feel that, and you're just gonna
it's just gonna give you a migrain.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
It's gonna be the migrain of migrains that we have
back here.

Speaker 13 (57:19):
And then we're gonna go get a clown horn and
we're gonna take the clownhorrn cann put it right next
year here and.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Whatever.

Speaker 13 (57:26):
A clown horn sounds like. I don't really know because
I'm cycle god Man. I'm not from this place.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
I'm from guys, which of course is a reference back
to you know, the creator of dungeons and Dragons. But nonetheless,
I'm here, I'm cycle gore Man.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
That's here.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
We we're gonna figure out. Then we're gonna take your fingernails. Yeah,
and and you're you're gonna peel them back one by one. No, no, no,
we're gonna we're gonna paint them. Yeah, but we're not
gonna we're not gonna paint them all the way. They're
gonna look like they're chipped and you're there's nothing you're
gonna do about it. I don't know if you really

(58:01):
know what pain is. Everybody's gonna call you a whar
I'm I'm only I'm only seven. Well why would what's
a horde? Why? Why would they call me these things?
That's the type of pain that you're gonna live in.
You're not gonna know. It's gonna be unimaginable pain for
you and you.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
Yeah, you boy over there?

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Oh no, what are you gonna do to me?

Speaker 13 (58:28):
I'm gonna color outside the large.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
I don't know if he really knows what pain is.
Me me, I mean we could just leave him here
and tell him not to do anything. I mean, yeah,
he did make that guy over there, that's his eyes
are spinning all the time, and he looks like he's
in a world of torment. No reruns a Friends constantly pivot, pivot. Oh,

(59:08):
that that's what he's what? That's evil?

Speaker 3 (59:10):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (59:11):
Evil?

Speaker 1 (59:14):
Do you like the Smurfs? Maybe maybe we should do
what he says, or not give him the jewel? I
think that would be the right thing, because next, you
never know, we're gonna we might have to hum along
with the snorks. Me me, I don't want to hum
along with the snorks. Mem please don't make me hum
along with the snorks. Yeah, that's that's my my version

(59:41):
of pain, even though I'd rather watch the Snorks versus
the Smurfs any day, but not nevertheless, so you know,
and she's just like, again, this is the character, right,
and again she's just a little annoying, but this just continues,
and the whole thing where she just doesn't care about
everybody that's around her or what's going on. You have

(01:00:02):
this guy that's supposed to be the most evil being
in the entire universe, who's talking about the admaserable pain
and torment that he's gonna put you through unless you
give him that. And she's just like, huh, well, I
guess we gotta name him. I mean, we found him,
we found this, and uh, he's like my new pet,
and so if you're gonna keep a pet, you gotta

(01:00:23):
give him a cool name. And then they start going
down the most ridiculous names that there is, and they
land on Psycho Gore man like, because I guess he
tore the other people apart because their body parts are
hanging back there on the fucking you know chain link
fence they randomly have inside of this old shoe factory.
I would have not known that an old shoe factory

(01:00:44):
to have a chain link fence, Like maybe it was
like a warehouse area or something like that, but it
just looks like an outside fence brought inside this place.
So of course she decides on PG, thinking it's just
possibly the best name ever, and decides that, yeah, you
know what, that's gonna be your name and we're gonna
see you in the morning or pigs.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
I don't see how that's better than arch Duke.

Speaker 10 (01:01:09):
Of lie Es Michael Gorman. That's great, it's fun, it's hip,
it's well.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
And it's not you're making a terrible mistake. Your future
a little creature. Soon I'll get the champ back.

Speaker 5 (01:01:22):
And what I you this means, PG?

Speaker 10 (01:01:24):
I mean and I'm Luke.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
I feel his powers unimaginable to your simple minds. Soon
that you will beg me for mercy, but know that
you will only received paid.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
Knock knock, what.

Speaker 5 (01:01:41):
Knock knock?

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
I've useduccumbed to madness.

Speaker 4 (01:01:44):
Already, Just say, who's there?

Speaker 17 (01:01:45):
Already?

Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
Geez, what planet are you from?

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
Guy? Gags? Who's there?

Speaker 8 (01:01:53):
Me?

Speaker 18 (01:01:54):
Crazy about Champion of the Universe and the champions go
over there, sit down shirt anyway first.

Speaker 10 (01:02:04):
To come back in the morning. You did dig what.

Speaker 16 (01:02:09):
Go?

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
You will suffer an eternity for this.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
Okay, So again that the character is just it's it's
annoying to me. And here is and you were like
twenty minutes into this movie of a great running time
of an hour and thirty four minutes shortened by about
five minutes or so, and it's it's a really good
runtime for this movie for what it is. But she's
already annoying the shit out of me and this but

(01:02:57):
the problem I have with it is the problem I
have with it is is that I love the interactions
with her and psych of gore Man, while the character
annoys the shit out of me and I can't stand
whatever she opens her goddamn mouth. Sometimes his responses to
everything are fucking fantastic. I love the running gag of
him always talking about how he's going to destroy everybody

(01:03:20):
and he's gonna rip their entrails out and he's gonna
make him suffer the most unimaginable pain possible, and then
just something happened. He's just like, huh, Like when Luke
says him, what plan are you from me? He just goes, well,
you know, it's just it's ridiculous, it's stupid, but it's funny.

(01:03:40):
And then he's just like, have you have you lost
her mind already? Knock knock knock? What? What the fuck
is that?

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
Like?

Speaker 13 (01:03:48):
How does anybody know how to respond to that thing?
I only know measurable amounts of pain. Okay, you're gonna
sit there. I'm gonna watch the Murphs for the rest
of your fucking life maybe or now, and then you'll
get a Snorks episode just because I fear like and
I fear like a nice guy, you know, and you're
only gonna watch the same two.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
Episodes by the way.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
Okay, but you say, knock knock, are you fucking insane?
The other thing that I like about this movie too,
that I think fits it all very well is that
they really don't swear in this movie, and it fits
the aesthetic of the movie. There's only like maybe two
times where a curse is uttered in this movie, and
it happens to be I think by the mom you know,

(01:04:27):
the kids never swear in this like it really is overall.
Besides the gore, this is a family friendly movie. Like
everything in this movie is family friendly except for the gore,
like the outfits and the fighting and all this stuff
is maybe like you're thirteen or above, you could even

(01:04:50):
show it to somebody younger like me as a young
boy seeing this, Like if I would have saw this
when I was like eight or nine, I would have
loved this movie outside of the gore, Like if it
was just a sort of The Power Rangers or some
bullshit like that, like it would have entertained me to
no fucking end. And it really feels like Stephen Kotansky Again,
I'm a fuck up names, but I believe I got

(01:05:11):
that one right, God damn it, Like he really had
that in mind for this movie, and it's really reflected
both amongst the dialogue and the way the movie moves
and how the kids react to everything. It's it could
have been one of those kids movies in the eighties,
Like it could have been a version of The Never

(01:05:32):
Ending Story, just without the horse death and more gore.
Right in the way that it is, it's a lot
more I would say serious, it's a lot more adult,
but it's also geared towards kids in a weird way.
And for us, it's like geared to the child inside
of us, like what we imagine on our heads as

(01:05:54):
like you know, young kids. And I'm not gonna say
like young boys, and you know, because girls can never
have this imagine. I've been proven that wrong plenty of
fucking times, let me tell you, But it would be
pretty much attributed to like boys having this out landish
like fights in their head between their favorite carbon comic
book characters or Saturday Morning cartoons where it's a lot

(01:06:15):
more violent than what they'd see, heads being ripped off
and limbs going every which way that you'd have them
battle to the death or no, you know in your
mind it'd be a lot more bloody and violent, but
you didn't know how to imagine exactly the violence because
you hadn't seen it before. Like this is that realized,
right that he just had this idea in his head

(01:06:35):
that I want to make that Saturday morning kids TV
show but for adults and everything that it does because
it plays exactly like that. And that's why I have
this love hate relationship with Mimi in general, and why
I think the actress does a good job with the role,
because I just feel like it's way over the top,

(01:06:58):
like even at the end of this scene that we
have here with her, when she's like going to the
baye like type thing, and then like like Okay, no,
you're gonna sit down and you're gonna go over there,
Like just the attitude that she has because she has
this power and she knows she has this power and
nobody can get rid of it from her, and especially him,

(01:07:20):
right even though she's just a dumb fucking kid in
the way that she acts in these whole situations. So
he goes over he sits on a little stump inside
of the shoe factory and just kind of sulks and
has to wait there until the morning so that way
the you know, the kids will come back and collect him.
And I too love how they're both like all right,

(01:07:41):
we're gonna leave, and then both of them like okay, bye,
and he even looks like all right, he's smiling big
from ear to ear, like wow, this is really cool. Gee, golly,
willacer is, I can't believe we found this guy, you know,
even though and then when they're outside, there still is
some type of like even though we look like very
happy in the situation when he goes outside and he
talks to Mimi. He does talk about how, like, you know,

(01:08:04):
this might not be a good thing, and she's really
still all in on the thing, and like, knowing that
she has the power to control him, wants to actually
like use him out there in the world, to which
Luke's kind of against an whole thing. So from here
we then go out into outer space, and this is
where we get to see again one of the most

(01:08:26):
imaginative parts of this movie, and it is the costuming
for all the aliens that you're going to see in
this and the outfits that they use. I love the
dude that is like he's like a burned out husk
inside of a suit, Like he's all melty like zombification
guy that's in there. We've got some weird like bird

(01:08:49):
looking dude, this lizard lady who the mouth never opens.
A guy that looks like he belongs in that one movie. Well,
he looks like he belongs in either Enemy Mine or
The Last Starfighter. Like the way the guy in the
ship looked right that was with the human in The
Last star Fighter. I don't know if anybody's ever seen
that movie. Right, old like eighties nineties movie. It's the

(01:09:11):
first movie to ever use CGI in a movie before
for their space battle scenes, and it looks a little
awkward and it doesn't quite hold up nowadays. That movie's
fucking awesome about a kid that is playing an arcade
machine and he's so good at it and is actually
to test him to become a starfighter to help fight
the battles out in the universe, and then he has

(01:09:31):
to go to training and get zap. It's fucking awesome.
That's one of my favorite like kids sci fi movies
for me that I don't know if it was necessary
for kids, but I'd watched all the goddamn time, like
love that movie. An Enemy Mine has I think, uh,
Lou Gossip Junior, if I'm not like, might be wrong
with that. But guy crash lines on a planet and
with his enemy over there, they're both crashed together after

(01:09:54):
having a space battle and they have to survive the
planet together. And he's an alien, he's a human, you
know what. I to get into the original odd couple,
not really, but one of the odd couples that are
out there, nonetheless looks like like he belongs in that.
I just love the looks of all these like costumes
and even when we get over to the end out,

(01:10:15):
they don't move the best, especially with the masks. Like
the Lizer lady, she talks, but you don't even even
get to like see her mouth move, and you can
tell that, you know, And I said in the intro
said puppets, and I meant more like Robert suits, But
you can tell that like the weird like zombie goopy
guy that's inside thing, like his thing's a puppet right

(01:10:36):
in the way that it moves and everything. But again,
the amount of time and effort to make these suits
is absolutely amazing and they look fantastic, and I love
that they're in this movie. And this again definitely gives
you that power ranger feel, especially as we learn well
as the Council learns that Psycho Gorman has been released,

(01:10:59):
and we get to meet the Templar, who is part
of the group that imprisoned Psycho Gorman back in the day,
and you know her wanting to get vengeance on him
now that he's been released.

Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
The thesis to have analyze the cosmic resonance and confirmed
our suspicions the ultimate evil has awoken.

Speaker 5 (01:11:18):
How can this be possible?

Speaker 19 (01:11:20):
Who could have deciphered this sequence that released the gem
of Proxidye.

Speaker 6 (01:11:25):
I approved the sequence myself. Whoever solved it must have
intelligence that far surpasses R which is a notion that
I find quite preposterous. I must says.

Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
That's right.

Speaker 6 (01:11:41):
Enough.

Speaker 20 (01:11:44):
Our mistake was being musciful to that demon instead of
wiping him from the galaxy forever.

Speaker 2 (01:11:49):
It is clear that the rules of the Hygacian Unity
Accords have failed us. What do you suggest we go?

Speaker 8 (01:11:56):
Can plot Pandora.

Speaker 20 (01:12:02):
It's time to elect justice through the Templar code. There
will be no trial for abomination. The only verdict is
say him to die by my hand.

Speaker 6 (01:12:15):
He has single handedly extinguished entire planets from existence. How
do you expect it to feed him on your own?

Speaker 5 (01:12:22):
I do not fear him.

Speaker 20 (01:12:25):
I have faith that the gods will watch over and
protect me.

Speaker 6 (01:12:34):
Sounds like a load of superstitions nonsense to me. What
was that? No, no, no, I didn't say anything.

Speaker 4 (01:12:45):
You don't believe me.

Speaker 6 (01:12:46):
I believe you Templars the boys having a laugh and
just a bit of just what I think. It's an
excellent plan.

Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
So why don't we just move on?

Speaker 6 (01:12:57):
Lots of the things to discuss here.

Speaker 20 (01:13:02):
Do you not believe that it is my destiny to
val push this darkness from the universe. Never forget that
it was we, the Templars, that cleansed your worlds of
the dark one scourge. It was the will of the

(01:13:24):
gods that saved you, and.

Speaker 6 (01:13:25):
They can just as easily have you all wept from assistance.
Remember this, Yes, you're very kind.

Speaker 20 (01:13:35):
What are the creatures of this planet?

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
Have it?

Speaker 20 (01:13:41):
Bring me one of these human things?

Speaker 1 (01:13:45):
So there is a weird thing that goes on in
this movie, and I hear a weird is kind of
a maybe not the word to use, but they're I
think there's something that they're trying to say when it
to this, Like this is an anti hero movie, right,
We're meant to root for psychochor Man is ultimately what

(01:14:06):
it is like. He is a bad guy. Everything that
we're gonna learn about him every time he opens his mouth.
It's about killing the kids, destroying the world, destroying the galaxy.
Mimi's all in on it and everything like that, because
she's not necessarily a good person either. She is a
little psycho, not just a wacko. She is clinically insane

(01:14:27):
and should be put in an asylum. Right, and just
like locked up for fucking life because she's going along
with this, like she wants the power. Oh my god,
I have control over this guy. This is so cool,
Like that's what's in her mind right as we go
through the entire movie, and but then we have the Templar,
who were the good guys that imprisoned him and stopped

(01:14:49):
him from his like destruction of the entire galaxy, and
as we're going to learn, they're not really good guys
at all. They're pretty fucked up and they're breeding like
well basically they bred him right. And when we get
to the story of how he got his powers and
everything like that, when they bring Alistair to go over

(01:15:09):
Meek PG and so you have her here and she's
like they're all worried that, you know, he's what are
we going to do? And you know, she puts her
hand or hand down on the table, slams it down,
and it's like, you know, it's not gonna be just
imprisoning him this time. We've got to fucking kill him.
And she's gonna do it any way she possibly can't.

(01:15:30):
And you know it's you got the one guy there
at the table who's like the belief and then you know,
she ends up grabbing him and choking him like Vader,
not necessarily with a force choke, but like picking him
up by his neck and like basically threatening him and
showing what type of power and what type of pull
that they have that they're just as afraid of her

(01:15:51):
as they are of him. Right, So it's it's like
a gray area between these two sides that, yes, while
they're fighting for good and saving the galaxy, it's galaxy
under their rule. It's not galaxy of peace and prosperity
and everybody's just happy. It's peace and prosperity under the

(01:16:12):
tutelage of the Templar. And while you don't get all
that in this scene, you kind of get a feeling
that maybe she's not as much of a good guy
as they're kind of making it seem to be, like
in the beginning, like why would a good guy go
over to somebody and choke the living shit out of
them to make them bowed down to her if they
don't believe that you can actually do it right. And

(01:16:35):
so it's funny because then she calls for, you know,
a human after she finds out what they are there,
and they worp this random girl over there to the
space station and then she traps her inside this like
cage and then turns it into a cube, completely crushing
her body, killing this poor lady, and then using this

(01:16:58):
like she slams it down the table and then takes
her form Like it's a I like the effect that
they do here, because like she smears the blood all
over her face and then it's like the stuff peels away.
This is one of the few like CGI type of
scenes that they're using here, But I love the little
pole sitting cube of flesh. And then when she slams

(01:17:19):
to the table and everybody just gets like surprised, and
she takes the blood and she wipes it all over
her face because that's what she's gonna use to like
hide herself while she's down there, and even though you know,
it's not something that you would expect to see out
of somebody that is a good guy. And you know,
then she gets like the face melting, and I think

(01:17:40):
that it's partially CGI partially real because it has like
this wax melting effect, and maybe it's just sped up.
Maybe it was just like a really slow effect that
they use, were the heat of the wax around of
her face and it started dripping, and it just moved
up really fast to make it look like it was.
But I feel like it's a little enhanced by CGI,

(01:18:01):
but it's still a really cool effect that burns like
or melts the mask that she has in front her face,
revealing that she's now taken the form or at least
the face of the person that she just fucking killed.
I love if she comes such like hell, oh, where
where am I? And then to turn into a meet cube.
So from there we go back over and it's the

(01:18:23):
next day on planet Earth, and we see that Mimi, Luke,
and now Alistair are all going towards you know, where
Psycho Gorman is. Poor Luke is carrying a TV all
on his own. Meanwhile, you know, Mimi, who obviously is
into Alistair over here, is trying to hit on him,
but you know, he's kind of rejecting her advances, even

(01:18:45):
though he rejected her advances in the beginning. And so
they walk into the shoe factory way out there in
the middle of the forest, and Alistair walks upon. Psycho
Gorman introduces himself, and of course he starts talking about
you know, how he wants to kill him, and that's
until like you get the one scene I had to
cut it out of this in the whole dialogue that's here,

(01:19:06):
And the only reason is is because I just didn't
want to put like ten minutes of continuous dialogue that
I had to cut up in weird spots and put
it in there where the joke is good, but it's
more of a visual joke than it is an audible
joke that they have there, because like they go in
there and he's basically, you know, hunched over and looks

(01:19:28):
like he's asleep, and she approaches him thinking that, oh,
maybe he died or something like that, and then he
tries to like turn around real fast and get the jewel,
and then of course she's like haha, you know, and
she ends up giving him a stack of magazines and
one of them is like Honky Boys, and he's like,
I do not like Hunky.

Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
Boys, or do I like?

Speaker 1 (01:19:52):
It's hilarious in the way that it's delivered and the
way that it does the close up on his face
after he looks up at the dude the shirtless dudes
inside of the magazine that's there, Like it's it's really
funny and it's really well done for me, but it's
just like to have that and to have it cut
in a way, and just like I just want to
get to like the meat of what's going on here,

(01:20:15):
because like, literally this movie, I could almost play the
whole thing, because there's so many things that I like,
Like there's the whole subplot of the mother and the
father and are they really like they argue all the time,
you know, And that's even something that Mimi says later
in the movie. And you know, he's like a lazy
asshole and he is, you know, always finding ways to

(01:20:36):
not do anything and her, you know, his wife is
the one that actually has to do everything, and she's
getting fed up with him. And there's like a bunch
of stuff between them, and I'm like, well, it's a
lot of it's funny and interesting. It's just it's it's
a little bit of padding for the movie to increase
the length of it, and I don't know necessarily if

(01:20:57):
it's worth it, So I don't want to include everything
that goes on in between them. There's even one scene
where they go back and forth where it's like, I
don't want you to use the l word, you know,
which is lazy. My parents use the L word, and
you know what it did to me, like either calling
him the in word or some shit like that, or
dumbass or dipshit or whatever the fuck it is. Like,

(01:21:18):
you know, it's not that serious to be called lazy
when it's here. But even though like it's funny and
it fits for the character, it's just adding extra padding
to this podcast and the amount of clips that I'm
going to make for everything. So if you don't hear
something like that, it's incentive for you to go watch
this movie. Right. So eventually Luke wants to ask Psycho

(01:21:40):
gorm In a question to which he says no, and
to which then Mimi makes him actually answer the question,
and we learn exactly how PG got his powers. And
after we saw the display with the Templar and the Council,
this is where we find out that the Council necessarily
aren't really the good guys either.

Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
That is a tail bathed in the blood of a
million dead memories. I was born in a time before time,
on the planet guy Gas, a world light years from
your own. My entire existence was servitude under the rule

(01:22:21):
of beings that claimed to serve a higher power that
governed over us. All these entities, known as the Templars
had no more divine purpose than the dirt I excavated
to help build their churches. But still they were able
to crush the people of Guygax. Beneath their gilded heels.
The Templars preached to us their holy scriptures, declaring their

(01:22:45):
rightful ownership of Guygax. To them, we were nothing more
than parasites trespassing on hallowed ground an me. But then

(01:23:06):
one day everything changed. I discovered an artifact thought to

(01:23:28):
be lost forever forged my ancient Gygaxian warlocks out of
energy from the darkest corner some of the galaxy, the
gym of Paroxidyke.

Speaker 1 (01:23:39):
So we get everything here from PG in terms of
how he became PG. And I love the way this looks.
I'm gonna gush over a lot again. The visuals in
this movie are absolutely fantastic. And this landscape of guygags
that they have there and the Templars with these weird
pyramid like ships in this place is like reminds me

(01:24:01):
of Pitch Black, if you've ever seen that movie before.
It's like a world of darkness and it could possibly
be a world of evil for as it is, and
that's why they're going there. But there's something holy that
the Templars wanted, and so they enslaved the people of
the planet. And you've got these interesting creatures that they've
got on the planet that like he's fighting against on there,

(01:24:21):
these weird tentacles that pop out of the ground that
he's you know, hitting with the pickaxe, and you know,
you're getting all these just awesome fucking visuals which you
know are basically like model sets, And I just really
love this old school feel. I love this eighties feel
that this movie has to it in these sweeping landscapes

(01:24:44):
that are just little models, but they're so detailed and
so pretty, and you know, even though it's dark, and
it's like, you know, this is something that would imagine
would be in like, you know, the grim Dark of
Warhammer forty k right, you would see a planet that
looks exactly like this, and instead of it being the Templar,
you know, it's the goddamn Necrons that are here, and

(01:25:05):
that's their pyramids that have come and I'm expecting to
see the little robot Necrons walking around outside all over
the place and enslaving the people that are there while
they're slowly taking their life force and killing them or
something like that. Like it just looks fucking awesome. It
is unbelievable. Like I would have loved, love, love, loved

(01:25:27):
to have seen this on the big screen. I think
it would have been even cooler to see these visuals
on the big screen. The rest of the movie, I
think you can see at home, it's fine, but I
just I want to see this on a giant cinema
screen and how cool this would all look. And the
fact that you know, there isn't a budget for this movie,
and I really want to know what the budget for

(01:25:48):
this movie was. You know, I would probably estimate that
this movie had a budget of maybe five or six
million dollars, maybe even up to ten. I don't know
if it reaches that ten million dollars. You know, it
might with the way that the suits, but like you
can tell that the suits are made of like crafting
foam in certain scenes like that. And it's not to

(01:26:09):
say that they don't look bad and that that's like
cheap or anything like that, because a lot of cosplay
is made in this way and a lot of cosplay
looks fucking awesome, and these look fucking awesome in the
way that they are too, And it's just I'm absolutely
amazed in general at the production and art design of

(01:26:30):
this movie. And there's probably a little bit of you know,
like artistic vision blinders that I have on here that
makes me really like this movie. But there's more to
it than that. But this definitely in a visual standpoint.
If you see this stuff in a trailer, it's like

(01:26:52):
looking at the hell Boy too, the Golden Army trailer.
Seeing that trailer for the first time, I had to
see that movie, right, and even here, seeing this trailer
and seeing some of the designs that they used, not
everything that they used in this movie, not everything that
they did in this movie. I had to see the
way this movie turned out because it felt like it

(01:27:13):
was made for me in that way. So eventually he
does find the jewel, which grants him the power that
he needs. I love too that in the middle of this,
you know, she interrupts his story because she finds candy
that's weird and has to spit the candy out, interrupts
the whole thing, and it's just like what it's like,
it's the rude thing to do, because she really doesn't

(01:27:35):
give a shit about the story that PG is telling.
Luke is really interested and wants to know more about
PG and where he comes from and what he does.
And it's like them finding that alien, right, It's like
them finding Et and Et is able to talk, and
they want to know about ET's home world and figure
everything out. But this is all about like death and

(01:27:56):
destruction and malice and the hatred that he has for
the Templars because they enslaved his people. This is again
why I say this is like, you know, that type
of kids movie for adults in the way that they're
doing it, because it's laid out as though it were
with the kids, and the way they're interested with that.
Luke is interested in pg's story like he's listening to

(01:28:19):
a good dude tell a great story about their homeworld
and how he needs to get back home because he's
stranded here. But it's instead about how he was enslaved,
found this power and decided to kill everybody in the
goddamn galaxy. Especially as he continues the story, the.

Speaker 2 (01:28:36):
Moment I took the gem in my hand and felt
its immense power, my destiny was clear I would destroy
the Templars and anyone else that stood against me. The

(01:29:20):
Gem bonded with me and gave me power beyond all
other beings. I was able to raise an army led
by my loyal generals, the Paladins Obsidian, and take back Geygax.
But I didn't stop there. It was clear that my
birth for death would only be satiated if I snuffed

(01:29:42):
out all the night in the universe. But I was
overthrown and imprisoned by the Templars and their planetary alliance.
They stole the Gem and with it my coward. To

(01:30:22):
this day, I do not understand how such weak minded
insects could defeat the greatest power in the galaxy. TV's working.

Speaker 10 (01:30:35):
Well, that boring dumb store may be tired. Let's go guys, PG.

Speaker 7 (01:30:40):
Your homemark is to watch more TV and then how
to be more fun. Otherwise I will have to punish you.

Speaker 6 (01:30:48):
M nice meeting you.

Speaker 2 (01:30:51):
It would be nicer if you were dead, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
I love that call in response there at the end too.
It's it's fucking hilari. I just I love PG, Like,
how can you not like this character in the way
that he like interacts with everybody that he's so dead
pan in the way that he does his delivery, and
that the actor playing him on the screen does really

(01:31:16):
well getting the emotion across in the suit, and you
can tell that he's reciting the lines, so at least
that you know when he's acting with the kids whether
or not he's there at the same time. See, I
know with all the blood and the gore and everything
that they're not there, but I'm wondering if they're there
when he's not in the makeup right, So, like the

(01:31:39):
adults are the stand ins for the sections that are
there when he's there. So it says all the kids.
Scenes with the kids were shot first, followed by shooting
scenes with the adults, using standard for the kids on
the screen. So the kids, it seems like they weren't
even around to see Psycho gore Man and not to
be afraid of it. They just had somebody there doing

(01:32:00):
the lines with them and telling them what to do.
And that's where I do really appreciate the kids being
like as well acting doing the acting as well as
they did. Right that it's this good, it's I'm not
saying that it's fantastic. Oh my god, some of the
best acting that I've ever seen. Like it's good. It's

(01:32:23):
not great, but it's just good. But for them to
not even have him there or not be there on
sets and to see a lot of the gore and
everything else that's there, it's kind of cool and and
you know, to have him you know, again, this actor
that is playing him in the suit does such a

(01:32:44):
good job of replicating what the voice is kind of saying, right,
like the attitudes and the looks and everything else. So
Matthew Ninebart really deserves a lot for playing the character
that you see on screen, while Steven viahos Uh and
I hope I'm saying his last name right as well,

(01:33:05):
does an excellent job as the voice of Psychogor Man
in the film and really doing the actors, you know,
acting on screen doing it justice by providing a very
good voice to go along with it. It's a really
good marriage of the two together and it's very enjoyable

(01:33:27):
when you watch it back. It makes the character very fun,
you know, even when he gets into some like weird
little things that they're gonna put him in later, he
never breaks that character and it really does help being
like just the disembodied voice because you can keep the
same type of tone and everything and you're just being
you know, placed over top of the actors acting that

(01:33:48):
you have there. But for the guy in the suit
to be able to still convey that that well is
great too. So I really enjoy this character. And he's
just written well and he's fun in general, just the
way that he looks and how he reacts to everybody,
and how he talks to all the kids and all

(01:34:09):
the parents and everything. And the character never truly breaks,
Like even towards the end of the film, he doesn't
really break, even though you know, he does change a
little bit inside from where he is now. So the kids, then,
you know, Mimi gives him his homework to watch TV,
and then you have him sitting there realizing, oh, hey,

(01:34:32):
there is you know, something that's powering this TV, some
type of electrical energy, and he uses that to call
upon his Obsidian Knights because he wants them to come
to planet Earth to kill the two kids, to kill
Luke and Mimi so that they can get back the
jewel later on. And wonder if we're going to see
the Obsidian Nights later on in the film as well.

(01:34:53):
I do like too that like when they do the
language like you see it on screen and we get
we hear that in the background as he's talking to them,
and then what shows up on the screen for subtitles
first is in the alien language and then it translates
out for the audience into English. I think that's a
cool little touch that they did for the film. So

(01:35:14):
and I also to love that the TV starts like
poor blood as the communication comes clearer and clearer to
everybody else. So from here we go back into the
house and Alistair is busy having you know, dinner with everybody,
and this is again one of the conversations that I
wanted to include, but really ultimately the joke is fucked

(01:35:36):
up chicken, Like the dad had to cook the dinner,
and it's basically talking about how lazy the dad is
because he cooked chicken in the microwave, like, and everybody's like,
the chicken's really dry and it tastes disgusting. And there's
also a lot too about like they're asking where the
kids were and that, you know, Luke doesn't really know
what to say and so he gets kicked under the

(01:35:57):
table by Mimi because of course she's a bitch and
you know, and then she basically says, oh, we're playing
guns in the forest, and the Dad's like, you know,
I played guns in the forest back in the day
except for what was called the army, and we killed people.
And then the mom of course comes in he never
was in the army. Don't listen to this, dumbass, right.
It's again like they're good jokes. I'm not doing them

(01:36:17):
justice for the way the scene works. It's just not
super important to the overall plot of the film, other
than the fact that, you know, Mimi, she's really into Alistair.
Alistair wants to go and play games with Luke. He
wants to go play some video games, or, as he says,
he wants to go play some VIDs because he's fucking cool.
All right, maybe maybe beating things on medium is totally cool.

(01:36:40):
He knows how to say VIDs for video games, that
that's really fucking cool. If I know anything that's fucking
cool when it comes to video games. And so she
gets pissed off that he wants to go hang out
with Luke and not go play out in the drive
with her, you know, instead of playing basketball, it's throwing
balls at Luke because of course that's what she wants

(01:37:01):
to do, and of course that's what she thinks is fun,
and the parents don't say anything to her, like, look,
you shouldn't be throwing balls at your brother, right. He's
gonna get plenty of balls in the face when he
grows up later, if you know what I mean. So
Alistair and Luke go off and play. She gets pissed
off and runs away, and they tell her to finish
her broccoli, but of course, you know, universal fucking crazy

(01:37:23):
ball champions, they don't have to eat their broccoli. And
she runs away and she didn't even eat any of
her dinner. And it's like my cousin's daughter who barely
touches her food but then wants to have all the
sweets in the world. So she goes out into the
yard and pouts until she comes up with the idea that, hey,
you know what, I do have a friend that can

(01:37:44):
come over and play games with me when they don't want.
When Alishair doesn't want to play with me, I can
get PG to come here instead. I don't know how
she calls him, I guess she can. She's got some
type of direct line on that jewel she speaks to
the jewel and he hears, but she calls and him
become play games with her, and that's where, oh well,

(01:38:04):
psy kind of fucks with Alistair.

Speaker 10 (01:38:07):
Long enough, I don't have all nights.

Speaker 2 (01:38:10):
Time is a false construct that only exists for primitive
beings unable to fasee into the ninth dimension. Also, I
got lost me.

Speaker 10 (01:38:21):
What the heck are you doing?

Speaker 8 (01:38:24):
He can't be here, he.

Speaker 10 (01:38:26):
Can be wherever I want him to be. Remember, heads up,
dumpy butt.

Speaker 8 (01:38:35):
By.

Speaker 2 (01:38:36):
This reminds me of an ancient torture technique I learned
from the worms of Johnnie many moons ago.

Speaker 8 (01:38:44):
Should I go?

Speaker 2 (01:38:48):
Those were good people, those worms.

Speaker 7 (01:38:52):
I don't care about your stupid ancient techniques.

Speaker 10 (01:38:56):
Unless they can make Alistair stop being such a freaking joint.

Speaker 2 (01:39:00):
I once use my dark magic to help the Warlord
of Zatonia seduce the moon princess. I can do the
same for you.

Speaker 7 (01:39:08):
If you ish, you can make him money basketballs with me?
All right, I'm gonna bounce good night, everybody, do it.

Speaker 2 (01:39:21):
So be it. Your wish is my command.

Speaker 1 (01:39:29):
So she wants him to basically forced Alistair to like
her and to want to be around her and to
it's it's like a fucked up thing because he really
fucks with him right, Like, he goes and he does
what she wants. But this is like, you know, the

(01:39:51):
bad Genie in the lamp, the monkey pod type of
situation where he's gonna give you what you want, but
it might come with different type of consequences that you
might not be ready for. But this is MEMI we're
talking about here, and the only thing that matters is
what she wants, and the fact that like he would
rather go hang out with her brother really fucks with

(01:40:12):
her instead of it just being like you know what, Okay,
go ahead, I'll let you play with him. Maybe if
you were a little nicer to your brother and you
just like hung out for bid, maybe if you went
and played VIDs with him, maybe he would be cool
with you hanging out. And then you guys can get
closer together and your little, you know, young honky boy
that you got over here might actually start liking you

(01:40:32):
if you act like a normal person instead of a
complete fucking psycho and the only thing that you want
to do is beat the shit out of your older
brother who happens to be his best friend. I mean,
did you ever think about that mem No, because your
parents don't ever fucking do anything to discipline you in
this entire fucking film. They're just like, huh, she's just
being a little rambunctious little squirt over here. She wants

(01:40:56):
her brother to die. She wants to beat him up
with basketballs, she wants to just constantly boss him around
and treat him like shit. But that's okay because I
know deep down inside she loves him. Oh, soon to
be a movie with Rob Schneider rid BG thirteen, Like,
that's the type of bullshit that we're gonna get in
this thing. And it's one of the reasons why I

(01:41:18):
hate this character is so much like, yeah, does she
change question mark by the end of this movie? That's
highly the debatable means she kind of does. But do
I give a shit no, because I can't stand this
little shit Like again, it's just such a hateable character.

(01:41:42):
And I think that's supposed to be the point behind
this character as well. That's again, why give the little actress,
you know, the young actress such props in this character
make me hate her so goddamn much that it's it's
so over the top, and it's she's such a bit,
and she's playing the perfect bitch, even though she doesn't

(01:42:03):
believe that she's a goddamn bitch, right, And so from
here we go inside and we see that the lazy
fuck of a husband who made dinner in the fucking microwave.
It doesn't take that long to bake a goddamn chicken,
Like chicken is the easiest thing to fucking make in
the world, Okay. And you can give me all the
bullshit about how marinades don't work, and it's scientifically proven

(01:42:25):
marinads kind of work on chicken because chicken is very absorbent,
so that if you do marinated, you don't have to
do it for very long, and it can absorb some
of it because it's a very you know, it's a
way at least to keep it juicy, and you can
definitely get the skin to taste like something if you
do that. But all it does is it takes a
little bit of extra time inside the goddamn oven, all right.

(01:42:47):
It's not the ten minutes in the microwave that you're
expecting to do it. Oh No, you have to do
a little bit of work there, and you got to
stick it in the oven for a good thirty to
forty minutes, depending on the size of your bird. Oh no,
twenty minutes that I have to sit around and do
absolutely fucking nothing at all. This guy is just the
one laziest motherfucker. And you know, he does in the

(01:43:08):
microwave to the point that it exploded, So the entire
microwave is all fucked up, and the wife is like,
what did you do to explodit my microwave? And she
starts giving him shit, but then all of a sudden
outside because she's tired of taking his shit, you know,
as he starts to get all like teary eyed, because
she's like, oh, you need to do something about this,

(01:43:28):
like how could you do this to me? And then
like she's like, not this fucking crocodile bullshit again, you know,
And then she looks outside and she sees PG in
the distance, so she runs out there, and before we
see her attack PG, we get to see the state
of poor Alistair. And he really fucked Alister up. Ah,

(01:43:51):
but he did, in theory make him smarter, and in
theory he did transform him in a way that would
possibly see somebody on another planet. I guess you. The
guy was trying to seduce a giant brain, because that's
exactly what he turned into. And he's got these big
googli like, this is the cutest fucking thing that I

(01:44:12):
have seen in this brain that we've got for Alistair. Here,
it's got these big old bug eyes on and he's
got these like little tentacles in front, and he's dripping
goo off the side of him. You know, it's just
it's a giant brain. It looks like he's got a
little sailor hat on the top of his head, but
I think that's just part of the clothes that he
was wearing that he burst it out or to because

(01:44:33):
now he's just a giant brain that's out there. And
it's funny because like the mom just runs right past
Alister and then starts attacking Psycho gore Man with her bat,
but of course it breaks instantly the moment that she
swings it at him, trying to get him away, and
you know, her husband runs after the mom trying to

(01:44:55):
stop her, like what the hell are you doing, just
jumps right over Alistair, who you know, he's a giant brain,
but nobody seems to really give a shit that he's
been turned to a giant brain. And that's when psychle
Gorman starts turning on the parents, and of course you
know your good old Mimi's got to step in.

Speaker 2 (01:45:15):
You dare stand against me? He was such a weak
excuse for weapon. No I didn't, she didn't.

Speaker 10 (01:45:22):
Don't hurt my parents. That's an order, Mom, Dad. I
watched it was fou psychle Gorman or PG for short.

Speaker 1 (01:45:34):
I don't care what his name is.

Speaker 5 (01:45:36):
You need to call the police.

Speaker 8 (01:45:38):
Are you killing me?

Speaker 2 (01:45:39):
What's the cop gonna do against this thing?

Speaker 1 (01:45:42):
Is he gonna kill us?

Speaker 14 (01:45:43):
No way, he's a big softy.

Speaker 7 (01:45:46):
He won't hurt anybody, right, buddy.

Speaker 2 (01:45:51):
My entire existence is built. Don't death and destruction. I
will kill you both.

Speaker 10 (01:45:56):
No, no, no, no, no, no no no no, you won't.
He's just being a good he's femino.

Speaker 2 (01:46:02):
Don't worry, be worried. When I'm free of your daughter's control,
I will beavee in the god.

Speaker 10 (01:46:10):
He DearS, such a wad job.

Speaker 8 (01:46:17):
I will.

Speaker 2 (01:46:20):
I will kill you.

Speaker 8 (01:46:22):
I will kill you.

Speaker 7 (01:46:47):
Say yay yay, Goss says.

Speaker 1 (01:47:08):
So we get the music montage of frig Off and
good Lord like. The song's not bad, but she definitely
nois the shit out of me with everything. I love
too when they go to play the drums and everything,
and once again I love psychle Gore Man in the
way that he reacts to them, where you're like, I

(01:47:29):
will kill you, and then you know they're they're over there.
She's like, no, you're not.

Speaker 13 (01:47:34):
Yes, I will kill them. I will make them watch
old reruns of All in the Family.

Speaker 1 (01:47:43):
I kind of like that show. I mean Married with Children. No, No,
that's that's a pretty good show, Mama's Family. No, like
like I like that show. Like, go ahead and make
me watch that for the rest of eturnamy. I can
watch any of those shows. Like you think that's gonna
make me feel anything. I just sit on the couch

(01:48:03):
and watch TV all the fucking day. Who do you
think I am? You are like, this is the way
that things are gonna work over here? Made me watch
all that show? What show could you possibly not like that?
I could show you that would give.

Speaker 2 (01:48:17):
You years of torment.

Speaker 13 (01:48:20):
It has to be something so evil that nobody wants
to watch it, not even the people that it was
meant for.

Speaker 2 (01:48:29):
Oh what could I do?

Speaker 1 (01:48:30):
I watch anything again? I sit on the couch all day.
I put on whatever you know I've gone out there
and I've masturbated to badminton. Badminton for Christ's sake. Okay,
girls jump around. It's a little bit of TV bouncing.
It's enough to set me off. I can do it.
I can watch it. Hell, you know, I could go
back in the day, leave it to beaver. I can

(01:48:50):
watch hours and hours Little House in the Prairie.

Speaker 13 (01:48:53):
Or there's something I know, I know the exact one. Yes, yes,
this is the one that will do it. Oh, I
know plenty of people that hate this goddamn show.

Speaker 1 (01:49:07):
Oh wait, No, no, no, no, no, no, no you couldn't.
You couldn't possibly be talking about that one. No, no, yes,
I won't have to pay for it either. It's available
on the Roku channel. No, No, we don't, we don't.
We don't watch the Rocu channel. No, they've grown out
of this face.

Speaker 13 (01:49:26):
Yes, yes, it's the most evil kids show known to
man that even in this day and age, you don't
even know. It doesn't even exist, but you know what
it is.

Speaker 1 (01:49:40):
No, you couldn't do it. It has a two point six
rating on r MGB. No anything but that.

Speaker 17 (01:49:49):
Yes, you will watch Kylu No, how could you.

Speaker 1 (01:50:04):
Just the worst?

Speaker 15 (01:50:05):
No?

Speaker 12 (01:50:06):
Yes, you will suffer, suffer forever, a fake washed and
death twenty four hours a day, seven days a.

Speaker 1 (01:50:18):
Week, three hundred and sixty.

Speaker 2 (01:50:20):
Five days a year.

Speaker 21 (01:50:22):
You thought what they went through and o'clock We're Horns
was bad, And wait until you experience what I have
for you in Kilu, you will wish you had a
warrior's death.

Speaker 1 (01:50:40):
What's the word is dead?

Speaker 13 (01:50:41):
You'll find out later.

Speaker 1 (01:50:45):
Yeah, that's pretty much what he's going to do. It's
just it's funny. And then you get into the song
and just the way that she does the song and
she's dancing like she's the hottest shit, and even though
the song is like I'm the very best Yeah, yeah, yeah,
And they can't say fuck off and they're not using
fucking anything, so it's always it's just frig off, right.

(01:51:07):
Frig is what they use in place a fuck in
this entire movie, So everybody basically says it except for
the mom. In one section of the movie, she actually
does say the word fuck in a scene. And so
you have Psycha Gorman there behind the drums getting used
to it, and then he's playing a perfect beat you
got you know, alistair back there and as his brain
sell playing the keyboards. Luke is playing the guitar, and

(01:51:30):
of course she's the front woman doing her shitty fucking
little dance, going back and forth, singing about how she's
the absolute best, and like the fucking face she makes
in the cutaway scene where she's like they're walking down
the street, Psycho Gorman is just back there, like, oh God,
I can't believe I have to do this shit over again.
You know, I've dominated planets throughout the galaxy. I am

(01:51:53):
just walking around the neighborhood with this fucking little bitch.
Don't worry, the Smurfs are in your future. You know,
he's walking down there, Luke is just kind of like
trying to enjoy himself, but he doesn't want to be there.
And then she's throwing basketballs at him. She's singing some more.
They're walking the dogs in the neighborhood, well, psych of

(01:52:13):
gore Man is walking the dogs, and then he's helping
her practice her karate in the backyard. You see somebody
bathing their kid in a swimming pool, and then he
knocks the head off of her little training dummy, to
which they bow to each other and the mom's like, oh,
and i'd love to that they're not afraid to kill
kids in this movie because they're walking down the street

(01:52:34):
and they're enjoying like their ice cream, right and so
or their donuts. Their donuts is what they're enjoying. And
this one kid like looks them, Hey, you purple freak,
and he like looks over the kid and his eyes
glow purple. And then the kid fucking just blows up.
It's so bad, but it's great. Then he go and
you see that the father is like singing to their song,

(01:52:56):
and halfway through the song, it goes from her singing
it to like an actual group singing the song instead,
which is weird, Like I kind of wish they had
just left her singing it. So and then there's like
a montage of the different outfits that he's wearing until
ultimately he ends up in sand Neil's outfit from Jurassic Park,

(01:53:16):
which is what he wears for the rest of the
movie until he doesn't wear it anymore. But like he
has all these different ones. I kind of like him
in the metal outfit. I think that's the coolest one.
We also get a montage of Alistair trying on tiny
little hats on his big giant brain head that's there
until he throws one on the ground because he's kind

(01:53:36):
of mad about it. We also see the father try
to steal bake sale cookies and they do like the
Scooby Doo thing of like, you know, the one head
coming around the corner and looking, and then it's her Mimi,
and then it's the mom head coming around the corner
and like smiling, and it's like a Corman comes around
the corner and his eyes glow purple, and then all
of a sudden, these like demon hands come out of

(01:53:58):
the cookie and grab Dad's head and starts pulling it
into the cookie itself, and they're all like laughing at him,
and he's he's being choked by the goddamn demon hands
that are there, like it's so ridiculous. And then there's
a scene of Alistair and Luke playing video games, but
Alistair can't hold control there very well with his tentacle hands.
And then of course, you know, Psycha Gorman is gonna

(01:54:19):
throw the basketball Luke, but instead misses him, blasts through
their garage, bounces in the house and destroys the TV
that the dad was watching. And now he said, because
he's got no TV. As you know, frig Off ends
up stopping its little you know playthrough of the movie.
It's interesting, it's fun. This little scene is fun and

(01:54:40):
funny and ridiculous and it kind of breaks up everything.
But you know, this movie isn't serious. It doesn't really
take itself seriously as it is. But hey, you know,
we get a music montage of all the things that
she's doing with Psycho gore Man while she has him
under her control. So then we end up in a
diner and we get to learn how Psycho gore Man

(01:55:02):
eats and what exactly a warrior's death is. As we
fade in on the diner, Alistair is just hanging outside
his brain sellf because I guess, you know, no shoes,
no shirt, no service for the poor little brain kid
that's out there. And we learned, you know, a little
more about how Mimi's just such a goddamn bitch.

Speaker 14 (01:55:22):
It's high schedule and then a light picking brunch which
will have to drop up brown news that Mom can
take us to the grocery store. I start aside four
hours for baking, so hopefully that's enough. Chimee fake our
twelve cakes.

Speaker 1 (01:55:51):
Wow, I wish my face could do that.

Speaker 6 (01:55:56):
What do you mean back on home, PG food.

Speaker 2 (01:55:58):
It is not only for sustenance, back gone, guy GaX.
It's part of an honicle. To be eaten is considered
a warrior's death. I remember during the battle on the bridge,
your souls.

Speaker 7 (01:56:15):
Here's the new plane, six hours for making and we
push upside down karaoke to Sunday.

Speaker 5 (01:56:24):
Now just stop, person.

Speaker 7 (01:56:27):
Does here's closed Judge Mimi who returned after these messages,
don't man, ifact.

Speaker 5 (01:56:37):
Do I was gonna eat those.

Speaker 7 (01:56:42):
I think you've had enough, fat sou so, Yeah, stop
stupping your face, you little fat pig.

Speaker 1 (01:56:51):
Your fucking ancher over there. I'm not tying to Luke,
by the way, I'm talking to fucking Mimi. Like the
fact that we're gonna get this great story from fucking
pace over here. And he opens this giant fucking mouth
that opens up and he shoves the whole plate into
his face, the burger and fries that he's eating, and
it's just like there's remnants of the fries that are
stuck oliver his face as he's talking in the fries

(01:57:12):
or just falling over the place. Like it looks a
little cheesy, but it's kind of cool that it's practical
at the same time. I love the fact that it
opens up big and you see these giant rows of
teeth that go into the back of his throat, and
it's just again, it's cool. Visuals is what this movie is.
It's cool visuals the movie, and if you get anything
out of this movie, that's what you're going to get

(01:57:34):
out of this movie besides just a fun movie in
my opinion. But nonetheless, he starts to tell the story,
and then she interrupts because she's got to make sure
that she has all her plants straight. They're gonna move
under upside down karaoke to Sunday so that way they
can get in six full hours of baking to make
those twelve cakes. And if you look at her plate
down there on the table, you can see that she

(01:57:55):
still has a ton of fries on her goddamn plate.
So she bullies poor little out of his fries because
she wants to eat his fries, Like, come on, bitch,
like you can't keep pulling this bullshit. So you know,
Spiji looks at her with disdain and then looks over
at Luke and is like, huh, I can probably use

(01:58:16):
this for something. We cut over to that evening and
we have good old Mimi. She's busy sleeping on the
bed with a jewel in her hand, and Cycle gore
Man is just standing there in the corner, and it
makes me wonder could he have gone over there and
grabbed it, But she probably said something to keep him
in that corner so that he wouldn't move right. She's
just commanding him to make sure that it is. And

(01:58:37):
then we go over to Luke, who's having a dream
about zombies. But in the middle of that dream, Cycle
gore Man he interrupts it so that he can try
to convince Luke to actually stand up to Mimi and
take back the amulet and give it over to him.

Speaker 6 (01:58:52):
Hello, boy, what is happening right now?

Speaker 2 (01:58:58):
You have the dream there and are traversing the nightmare realm.
It is here where I'm able to communicate with you, privately,
hidden in your dark thoughts.

Speaker 8 (01:59:12):
What do you want?

Speaker 2 (01:59:14):
You know what I want, jem This sick game must
come to an end. Get it for me so that
I can be free.

Speaker 8 (01:59:27):
Can do that?

Speaker 2 (01:59:29):
You found the gem? It lost to her?

Speaker 5 (01:59:31):
Now Finder's Keepers has the law?

Speaker 2 (01:59:35):
How long before mothers learn of my awakening and invade
this quiet little planet of yours. Sooner or later, the
gym will be mine. Help now, and I might consider
sparing your life. I can't betray my sister like that,
or you would think she would grant you the same courtesy. No,

(02:00:00):
either way she treats you, these small torments are just
the beginning. How long before she puts her life before yours?

Speaker 6 (02:00:10):
She would never do that.

Speaker 8 (02:00:15):
I think.

Speaker 2 (02:00:18):
You know this is the only way. Give me the
gem so we can both be free of her madness.

Speaker 5 (02:00:28):
I'm sorry, but I don't think I can do it well.

Speaker 2 (02:00:32):
We need some bad things that may help you.

Speaker 8 (02:00:33):
Bye.

Speaker 2 (02:00:37):
You are stronger than I thought, but also incredibly stupid.
So what happens now? We wait for this dream of
yours to conclude?

Speaker 1 (02:00:52):
So he I love this little dream that you know
Luke is having.

Speaker 2 (02:00:55):
Here.

Speaker 1 (02:00:56):
He's just in a graveyard randomly, and there's just zombies
coming out of the grave. It's all dark and gloomy,
and he's just laying there in the bed. And that's
when he's woken up by Psycho Gorman, who again is
just trying to convince him that, hey, we both need
to be free of Mimi you need to stand up
to her, get me the gem, and then give it

(02:01:16):
to me so that I can be free of her.
But if I was in Luke's situation, I might do
part one. I might go over there, give her a
cooter punch, take the gym, and then take control of
PG and get back at her for everything that she's
done to me, especially this. You know what to be like, Hey,
you know what, I'm gonna do this, but before I

(02:01:36):
give you the gem, You're gonna do some stuff for me,
because I'm gonna be get just as psychotic as she
was to me, but this time it's through you. You
want a Towrdsure, fine, you can't kill her, but there's
a lot of things that you could do that. You know,
you don't know how much the body can actually survive,
what type of pain it can actually survive before it,

(02:01:58):
you know, it dies without actually being able to kill
the person. So you could do that. You could show where,
you know, reruns of Will and Grace or something like that.
You know, you could do that forced her to watch
that stupid fucking show for a while, and uh, you know,
she might be happy there's no hunky boys in it
or anything like that, but you know, Lisha'll learn a
lesson and maybe she wants tear her eyes out and

(02:02:18):
you can survive without eyes, can't you can? Right? I
love to At the end of it, when he finally
he doesn't give in to Sack of Gorman, he's like, wow,
you're You're stronger than I thought and also stupid, and
he went to the like the Credos school of fucking
Talking to Luke over here, he always calls him boy.
He never calls him by his name in this entire movie,
even though everybody else calls him Luke. And it's funny

(02:02:41):
that even in one part of the movie he actually
confronts him about this situation when they're doing everything and
it's just great. It's just everything is.

Speaker 8 (02:02:49):
Boy boy boy, boy boy.

Speaker 1 (02:02:56):
You know, just like Credos. So, hey, maybe you got
a little inspiration from that, which I think would be
pretty fucking hilarious if he did. So they have to
wait out the rest of this dream, and basically he's
just standing there as the zombies are trying to leave
the graves of you know, the graveyard that's there, and
we go over into the morning to the next day,

(02:03:18):
where we get to watch them play some crazy ball
for a little bit. But at first glance we have
to listen to Mimi explain exactly how the game is played.
And this is where we also get to see Biocop
make his little cameo for the very first time.

Speaker 7 (02:03:37):
All right, what about to teach you today?

Speaker 5 (02:03:40):
Is confidential.

Speaker 7 (02:03:42):
The government cannot, under any circumstances find out about this game.

Speaker 8 (02:03:49):
Got it?

Speaker 2 (02:03:51):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (02:03:51):
So there's two ts touch by through your boss, get
the other two.

Speaker 10 (02:03:58):
The other no ball jumping jacket. It gets to a point.

Speaker 14 (02:04:03):
Then whoever gets hit the apps player point.

Speaker 2 (02:04:07):
There is a special move called the switch room.

Speaker 14 (02:04:10):
Which happens when two balls collide in many and when
that happens, whoever punches their opponent first gets all of
the other team's points plus one.

Speaker 10 (02:04:22):
The game as when you reach sixty sevens.

Speaker 2 (02:04:27):
I have no idea. What's going on to you?

Speaker 11 (02:04:40):
No, get away from the kids.

Speaker 8 (02:04:43):
Right now?

Speaker 2 (02:04:44):
The hell is that? Oh?

Speaker 17 (02:04:46):
Just remember your claning.

Speaker 8 (02:04:47):
There's no time so down.

Speaker 2 (02:04:56):
I should let those hate you?

Speaker 10 (02:05:01):
Did you little travels, Yet.

Speaker 2 (02:05:07):
You are the protectors of this realm. I was expecting
something a bit more impressive.

Speaker 8 (02:05:14):
Who am I?

Speaker 2 (02:05:17):
Who am I? Let me show you law dealer. I

(02:05:40):
am your master. Now tell your people, don't missus fallen,
resist the eclipse of my power again, and I will
not show you the mercy I've shown your friend run.

Speaker 1 (02:06:00):
Just come out of the middle of fucking nowhere, like
they just pull up on them, explaining the game, which
again just makes no fucking sense. And it's the switcher Room,
not the Skedooche. Okay, I totally get it now because
I hear it in my fucking headphones for this fucking clip.
So if you've been writing angry letters to me about
the fact that I've been calling it the skadoosh, I'm
just still gonna call it the skoosh for the rest

(02:06:22):
of the fucking podcast. But nonetheless, and so they just
come out because I guess weird purple guy hanging out
with kids at a playground is probably not necessarily like
the greatest thing if they get to that call. So
they go to go you know, and stop him from
doing the whole thing. But they can't fucking do anything
against you know, PG over here with his ability like
fucking wonder woman to deflect the fucking bullets of the place.

(02:06:45):
I too love that he turns around to you know,
to them and says, should have let those hit you instead,
Like it's he's getting shot at, so the instinct is
to defend himself against it. But he's like, fuck, I
should have let them made me. I mean not fuck
frick frick. I can't believe I blocked those fucking things.

(02:07:05):
I would have had a chance to get my jewel back,
forced them to be an unending nightmare of fucking shows
that they don't like anymore, because that's how evil I
truly am. Yes, you know, just like this podcaster here,
I know what he would like. Wait wait, wait, wait,
wait wait, why are you bringing me into this segment here? PG,

(02:07:25):
I'm not really doing anything against you. I'm giving you
praise for your movie. You know, I would just give
you your jewel back right away. You can go ahead
and destroy humanity all you want.

Speaker 13 (02:07:34):
Oh, yes, I know you're doing a good job. You're
praising me, you're keeping over here. But you are giving
me your voice, and I think you've given other characters before.

Speaker 1 (02:07:46):
Look, I don't have many voices that I work with here,
all right, there's big monster characters and there's this. You know,
I'm not the man of a thousand voices. I'm not
fucking mel blank over here, and you keep fucking swearing
all right, and you're making me do it. I've been
I've been doing good, Shane Frigg doing all this stuff.
You know, all these TV shows locked up, you know

(02:08:07):
what you're gonna get? No, no, okay, just just please
note doing some of these shows. You know, these movies
that I watched for the show, they're their torture enough.
You don't have to force me to watch anything that's
truly terrible over and over again. Okay. People have already
suggested it. I've already subjected myself to it. I go

(02:08:27):
searching for it to do this to make everybody happy.
There is nothing that you could possibly show me that
that would make me want to like tear my ah. No, no, no, no, no,
you're not thinking of that. I've I've already done that.
I'm not gonna watch that again. I promised I will
never watch that movie ever again. Oh oh yes, it's going.

Speaker 2 (02:08:52):
To be that movie.

Speaker 1 (02:08:54):
No, no, no, no. Last time I had to be
chained up, knocked out, had to answer a weird phone call,
ended up in some weird fucking dungeon that was down there,
all because people wanted me to watch that movie. I'm
not sitting through that bullshit again. Okay, I will go
get a goddamn templar and I'm gonna take your fucking

(02:09:15):
ass out while she still has control of you.

Speaker 13 (02:09:17):
Oh, she didn't say anything about me not doing this
to you?

Speaker 1 (02:09:22):
What?

Speaker 15 (02:09:23):
What?

Speaker 1 (02:09:23):
What the what the fuck are you doing? Wait? What
what is that light? What? What? Where the fuck am I? No? No, no, no, no, no,
what what the what the hell is that over there?

Speaker 2 (02:09:36):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:09:36):
You're not gonna show me this bullshit?

Speaker 2 (02:09:38):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (02:09:38):
What's that sound? What's what's running on of there? Oh? No, no, no,
there's a lot of fish.

Speaker 6 (02:09:48):
No.

Speaker 2 (02:09:56):
Why dear God?

Speaker 1 (02:09:57):
Why, why dear God?

Speaker 5 (02:10:00):
Why?

Speaker 6 (02:10:01):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (02:10:02):
I'm back. I'm back in this room. Thank God, Thank God,
it's over. It was maybe it was just all in
my head. I don't ever want to watch Godzilla ever again.
I'm gonna get that asshole back. It's the last thing
I fucking do anyway. So they they he's now turned

(02:10:22):
the poor cop into you know, bio coop basically is
what he's done is not necessarily what he actually give
him the credits. I think he's credited as Biocop with
the whole thing, and he's basically turned him into an
adad zombie with the gun fused into his hand, like
he's fucking Daniel Radcliffe and guns of Kimba over here.
And so now they've got an extra person for them

(02:10:44):
to play in the wonderful game of crazy ball. And
at that point, it's when Alisair decides that, you know what,
it's time for him to leave, and it's time for
him to finally go home because he doesn't really want
to play anymore. And he does ask Mimi a very
point your question that he has, and it's something that
does get answered at the end of the film, but

(02:11:06):
it's pretty goddamn funny on her response of everything that is.
Then we go back into the forest and that's where
PG learns about love.

Speaker 7 (02:11:15):
Oh I guess Alister's done for the day by auser of.

Speaker 1 (02:11:20):
Your back end.

Speaker 7 (02:11:25):
Okay, buddy, it's just what.

Speaker 2 (02:11:31):
Do you think I'll ever be normal?

Speaker 8 (02:11:35):
Probably not?

Speaker 5 (02:11:37):
But who cares? I like you just the way you are?

Speaker 2 (02:11:43):
Oh okay, beautiful fun.

Speaker 10 (02:11:53):
So the effort works in a lot of different ways.

Speaker 22 (02:11:56):
If you stub your toe, you can be like oh toe,
Or if you see something weird or crazy, you can
be like what frig But The best one is when
you're telling someone off.

Speaker 10 (02:12:07):
You can be like you tell him to him.

Speaker 2 (02:12:10):
Luke, frigg off, frig off.

Speaker 7 (02:12:17):
Use that on someone you really hate this?

Speaker 2 (02:12:27):
What is this some kind of special card?

Speaker 5 (02:12:31):
What is this junk?

Speaker 10 (02:12:32):
I told you guys telling me how amazing I was?

Speaker 5 (02:12:37):
What a waste of good card?

Speaker 2 (02:12:40):
What is love?

Speaker 7 (02:12:42):
You know, if you ever felt all warm and fuzzy
about somebody, like.

Speaker 2 (02:12:48):
When you rip out your enemy's spine and display it
to their grieving family.

Speaker 4 (02:12:52):
No, not no, not exactly.

Speaker 7 (02:12:56):
Love is Love is a happy feeling towards somebody you
care about.

Speaker 2 (02:13:02):
You feel complete if you didn't think you were missing
something in the first place. All I feel is anger
and hate. I will never.

Speaker 10 (02:13:11):
Behold st worry about it PG.

Speaker 7 (02:13:13):
Love is for losers and oh yeah.

Speaker 16 (02:13:17):
I thought you were so in love with Alistair.

Speaker 7 (02:13:20):
That doesn't count. We're just friends that are gonna get
married and be together forever.

Speaker 10 (02:13:26):
F I love like mom and dad.

Speaker 8 (02:13:27):
Do, Pig.

Speaker 10 (02:13:28):
I don't like the way it looks making fun of me.

Speaker 1 (02:13:30):
Kill him ployees again, this dumb bitch. The moment she
does anything that nobody else like she, and especially with
Luke telling the truth like it is that she's fucking
in love with Alistair, and she's like, no, we're just
friends that are gonna get married and live together forever
and fight all the goddamn time like mom and dad do, right,
And they're like the whole explanation of the whole freak thing,

(02:13:52):
you know, basically them saying, you know, fuck is the
grace word in an American language, which I one hundred percent
agree with. Fuck is the greatest word that's ever been
invented throughout the all time, because it's so fucking versatile
in the way that is can be an adjective, an adverb,
a verb, a noun, whatever you want it to be.
It can be what you need it to be. But nonetheless,

(02:14:13):
and so when he confronts her with that, then she
fucking pulls the whole thing with PG to go ahead
and kill him, but then stops PG, of course, because
it's just a joke. I also love too with the
biocop character that's here in the background. He's constantly trying
to shoot himself in the head. So whenever you hear
the gun go off, it's him trying to kill himself,
is what he's really trying to do. And he passes

(02:14:33):
the note forty shit. That's when she's like, oh, a
love note, and then it just when she opens it up,
it says, please kill me, and it comes from Biocop
that's there in the back. It's fucking hilarious and I'm
pretty sure that's a lot of the short stuff for
the way that it is. But she gets like she
laughs so much too with the fact that she almost

(02:14:54):
fucking killed him. And then as she's laughing and she's
making fun of Luke, that's when PG tries to go
down there and grab the jewel, but she like pulls
it away at the last minute, realizing looks up him
like you sneaky fuck her, and then makes him walk
in front of her along with the maniac cop, who
again is just randomly shooting there. Like, you know, PG
could tell maniac cop if he's the one, or sorry

(02:15:16):
Mania Cop Biocop that if he's in control of him,
to just shoot the girl and then I'll let you die.
So you know, they continue on as poor PG has
to lug the cooler around with him and we go
over to the police department, and that's when the Templar
actually arrives on Earth and she arrives in her human body.

(02:15:37):
So they go inside the police station and the cop
that was like saved out of that whole endeavor with
pgs freaking the fuck out trying to tell the other
police there of what was going on, and you know
what PG looked like, and that's when we have the
Templar show up and then place her hand over that
CoP's head to understand exactly where PG is, so she

(02:16:00):
figures out the whole situation of what's going on with PG.
And then we cut back over to the forest. As
you know, all of a sudden, PG and Gang get
visitors from Afar, which happened to be the Knights of
Obsidian that PG called earlier. And these fucking designs on
these guys are absolutely fantastic. I love these suits to death,

(02:16:23):
and this is definitely my favorite part of the movie.
And this is where it really feels like Power Rangers,
to be honest with you, in the way that they
talk and the way that they move, the fact that
we almost have like a reader repulse, the type of
person that she kind of looks like that, and then
she only speaks Japanese in the film, so when you hear,
you know, the talking that's going on. You're gonna hear
the Japanese that comes out of her mouth, and there's

(02:16:45):
not gonna be a translation for you as it is,
But basically it's all within the same thing of what's
going on, because you know, basically they've come to the
planet to what PG believes for them to be, you know,
what he wants them to do, but turns out that's
not exactly why they're here. But again I do love

(02:17:06):
the design. So you've got one guy that's like a
giant trash can looking thing, but he's got all these
like dead bodies inside of him, and he's got all
this blood that you can see in this like little
Portcullis that's on the front, and he's got these like
metal teeth on the bottom and his big special abilities
they like squirts blood, even though I don't think that

(02:17:27):
really does anything. So he's probably the weakest out of
everybody that's there. Then you've got like an iron man
like cyborg type of guy that's got like a little
parrot almost like the owl from Attack of the Titans
that's there, but it does speak for him as well.
You've got a medieval type of looking guy who happens
to be wearing the crown. Here he looks more like,

(02:17:49):
I don't know, kind of like a white from the
Lord of the Rings in a way like the Kings,
the way that they look in the other world, like
the Raith Kings that are there, but instead he's you know,
here in person. Then I said, the rider Repulse a
person who doesn't quite look like her. It's just more
of like a witch with this cool like black robe
that looks like it's made out of different people's skin,

(02:18:11):
with all of these spikes. And then this tree person
that's got these dreadlocks and it has this giant stone
onk on her back. I guess that she uses an attack,
but she also produces like wooden or wooden stone tablets
that she like throws to attack.

Speaker 2 (02:18:27):
Like.

Speaker 1 (02:18:27):
The designs are just really fucking cool. They're a little cheesy,
but I just love the feel of this whole thing.
So PG goes and he's so excited to see that
the Knights are here, and he approaches them, and of
course the Knights aren't necessarily here to help him, but
instead they're here to, uh well, to help the Templar

(02:18:49):
and kill him.

Speaker 6 (02:18:50):
Welcome back to the Land.

Speaker 8 (02:18:52):
Of the Living.

Speaker 2 (02:18:53):
Last spare me. The theatrics dog scream. What took you
so long? My lord?

Speaker 6 (02:19:00):
Let me be the first to say that we're all
so very glad to see that you're alive.

Speaker 18 (02:19:06):
He ge, silly little guys, your friends, Why don't you
introduce us?

Speaker 3 (02:19:13):
You work very friendly?

Speaker 2 (02:19:15):
Ah, Yes, paladins, this is me, Me and her brother.

Speaker 5 (02:19:25):
It's Luke. You should know my name by now.

Speaker 2 (02:19:30):
The other humans responsible for freeing me.

Speaker 10 (02:19:34):
That's right, you're welcome.

Speaker 15 (02:19:37):
Me.

Speaker 2 (02:19:37):
Me has the gem of Paroxidyke. Don't worry, she doesn't
know how to use it. You may kill them now.
Why would we directed exc use me?

Speaker 1 (02:20:01):
We in Iowa.

Speaker 2 (02:20:08):
You must be joking. Far from it, Master.

Speaker 1 (02:20:13):
We are quite content with running the fifth bole of
Guidets ourselves, sharing the duties equally.

Speaker 2 (02:20:19):
We take turns as the appointed leader, so everyone gets adventure.

Speaker 6 (02:20:23):
As you can see, it is currently my turn.

Speaker 2 (02:20:26):
Let me guess you made a deal with those righteous
idiots the Templars.

Speaker 13 (02:20:31):
In exchange for your imprisonment, they agreed to spare us
any further inconveniences.

Speaker 2 (02:20:37):
I put my trust in the worst the galaxy has
to offer, and this is how you repay me. I
should have known very time except for you, Cassius three thousand.
I always knew I couldn't trust you.

Speaker 11 (02:20:52):
Come on, we all knew this day was coming.

Speaker 2 (02:20:56):
So why don't you lay down and die like a
good little boy?

Speaker 1 (02:21:00):
What a good little morn.

Speaker 2 (02:21:03):
You imbeciles. Dondo's crusade will not stop with me. Her
daze will fall upon your wretched hide soon enough. Your
shared crown is nothing but a symbol of your own incompetence.

Speaker 12 (02:21:18):
Then we will trade this crown for one mate from
your shattered skull.

Speaker 5 (02:21:23):
Jim did Jarge?

Speaker 2 (02:21:28):
What?

Speaker 3 (02:21:30):
No?

Speaker 10 (02:21:32):
Why are not you told them to kill me? They're
gonna kill you instead. See how you like it?

Speaker 1 (02:21:42):
Well, how is he gonna like it? You know you
would be dead, So I don't know if you would
like it at all. I guess he wouldn't. And so
we have these guys, and it's funny because the one
dude that's in the back is like a hybrid between
three C and uh dot Matrix from Spaceballs. Just that's

(02:22:04):
what it kind of looks like. The guy that's like,
I love that little line that he goes. I didn't
expect you guys to portray me. It will except for you.
I kind of expected that you were going to betray me.
I'm I mean, I did make you watch Kyle. I'm sorry,
you know, but it had to be done to make

(02:22:26):
you the man that you watch today.

Speaker 13 (02:22:28):
So yeah, I know, kind of a dick. I expect
you to get revenge's just but the rest of you, Oh,
I did not expect that at.

Speaker 1 (02:22:38):
All, like you know, and then he goes to like
swing on them, but then she goes ahead and pulls
the whole thing of no, you're not gonna do it.
Like she finds out at that point that you know,
he basically summoned them to kill her, and so he's
gonna let her him fall to the rest of them.
So the battle then ensues between pg and the Paladin

(02:23:00):
of Osidian. I know I called them knights. It's because
in the back of my mind, I was like, wait,
are the Paladins or the knights? Paladin's knights Paladin's knights,
And I was like they have to be Paladins, right,
And then I was like, oh, maybe they're knights. Oh,
I'll just go with the knights. So fuck it, I'm
not gonna go back and do some weird cut where
it's like and the p of Obsidian you know, we're
just gonna leave it as knights and be fucking up

(02:23:21):
in there. And so they start beating the shit out
of him. That's how the fight fucking starts. And you
got the guy with like the blood is sparing to
like spring him down with blood, and he's just down
there and he's just crawling along the ground. And of course,
the only way that she's gonna allow him to make
sure that he is, you know, able to fight back
is whether or not he actually apologizes to her for

(02:23:44):
having them come here and try to kill her, to
which unfortunately, he finally does.

Speaker 7 (02:23:51):
How long is this gonna go on for? What do
you mean? I mean, should he apologize or something?

Speaker 3 (02:24:00):
That's right?

Speaker 7 (02:24:02):
Heyd apologize, I'm sorry, not good enough sometimes again, but
this time he got a really mean it.

Speaker 2 (02:24:12):
Oha never apologizes. It's a betrayal of everything I stand for.

Speaker 1 (02:24:17):
I would die, yes, scream from me.

Speaker 7 (02:24:22):
Fine, you don't want to give me a real apology,
that's your problem?

Speaker 8 (02:24:28):
Wait?

Speaker 10 (02:24:32):
Wait, yeah, do you that's something you'd like to say?

Speaker 2 (02:24:39):
I am truly sorry, little creature.

Speaker 10 (02:24:46):
Great apology?

Speaker 5 (02:24:48):
Accept it?

Speaker 2 (02:24:49):
Now?

Speaker 1 (02:24:49):
Is that so hard?

Speaker 10 (02:24:51):
Go get him, dude?

Speaker 1 (02:24:53):
Then she does a look like twirl in the air
and she holds up the gem and that gives him
the power to now fight back, and so the real
fight ensus between PG and the Paladins of Obsidian, and
the first thing that he does is he grabs the
weird chain whip that the main guy has with the
crown and pulls him towards him and does a clue

(02:25:14):
like a clothesline with him. The Japanese girl says he
truly is the Archduke of Nightmares, and he truly like
starts fighting BAT. He rips off the Jurassic Park clothes
that he's wearing and just starts beating the crap everybody,
and even Biocop gets in on the action too, as
he starts shooting at PG, and PG uses the weird

(02:25:35):
like trash can guy to block the bullets that are there,
and then takes out a stump, beats one guy with
the stump, throws it at the biocop, and then punches
into what would be the face of the guy, draining
all the blood from him through the pork coolist up
in front. As the kids just watch off on the

(02:25:55):
side eating granila snacks. We have the Witch Lady. She
tries to use her magic and separate pg's head from
his body, but he's able to pull his head back
down and then separate her head from her body after
he takes the staff and uses his own magic against
her to basically make the rest of her body disappear

(02:26:16):
except for her head, to which she cries out to
the kids to help her, help her, but Mimi's like,
fuck you, and then Soccer kicks her head halfway across
the forest. Then he breaks the staff, Biocop tries to
shoot him some more, and he does some like weird
you know, karate move with the fucking staff after he
breaks in half, then stabs Biocop through both eyes, causing

(02:26:40):
him to milk. And then finally, he takes care of
the girl with the dreadlocks by opening up her chest,
grabbing a rose from the center, which is her heart,
and then crushing the rose after smelling it, even though
she's begging him not to do it. When he crushes
the rose, then her head fucking explodes for some reason. Lastly, well,

(02:27:01):
he's got two people left to kill, the first one
being the guy that he thought would betray him, and
he shows him like all the evils in the world,
opens up a portal into the ground, to which one
of those demon hands that went after the dad pops out,
grabs his face, then rips his face off, like in
face off, and then you see like his eyes and

(02:27:24):
his guts all floating out in front of his face,
and he's screaming, that's there, but it's like robotic guts.
He's like a cyborg or some shit like that. And
so the last guy that's left tries to go and
get his crown, but Psycho gor Man steps on top
of it, crushing it, and then decides to give him
a uh well, a warrior's death, as it were.

Speaker 2 (02:27:46):
Maybe in the afterlife, you're can be crowded, the King
of fools.

Speaker 16 (02:27:50):
So now you want?

Speaker 2 (02:27:51):
Soon enough the temples will find you and throw you
back in your dogue prison forever despite being a chippering idiot,
thoughts owner. So I will give you a warrior's death?

Speaker 8 (02:28:05):
No please?

Speaker 2 (02:28:27):
Mm hmmm. The whores you've just witnessed cannot be unseen.
Your young minds will carry this until it consumes your
miserable death. Sure, yes, it's time to rest.

Speaker 5 (02:28:50):
Wrong, I'm dying.

Speaker 2 (02:28:55):
What of course they must have saved my plot with
the song Cheapess and curse that blades with it. Clever, move,
doc Stream.

Speaker 5 (02:29:07):
We can't move for ourselves.

Speaker 10 (02:29:09):
We need to go for help for an idea. Thing is,
how are we going to do that?

Speaker 17 (02:29:14):
Well?

Speaker 16 (02:29:15):
I don't know, cowboy.

Speaker 1 (02:29:17):
What is the difference between a saddle and.

Speaker 13 (02:29:19):
The can of paign?

Speaker 10 (02:29:20):
What is this?

Speaker 2 (02:29:24):
Oh? Yeah, I bought a new TV.

Speaker 4 (02:29:27):
In other news, I'm going to take a couple of
weeks off work.

Speaker 2 (02:29:29):
Till my hand.

Speaker 4 (02:29:30):
Can you help completely? So you might want to pick
up a few extra shifts at the pharmacy.

Speaker 23 (02:29:34):
Help me for this beauty?

Speaker 2 (02:29:37):
No, Hey, what the freak?

Speaker 9 (02:29:40):
Maybe you should pull up your pants. Huh, just hike
them up, pack up your precious TV.

Speaker 10 (02:29:45):
Get your lazy ass out of lazy?

Speaker 5 (02:29:49):
How dare you?

Speaker 11 (02:29:51):
You know how much I hate that word? My parents
used it, my teachers used it, and now you.

Speaker 2 (02:29:57):
Shame on you, Susan. I You're better than that.

Speaker 11 (02:30:02):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (02:30:02):
I hate, Greg?

Speaker 9 (02:30:04):
I hate how you will find any excuse you can
not to go to work, help with the kids, do
anything whatsoever around the house.

Speaker 24 (02:30:13):
Oh, I don't do a damn thing.

Speaker 11 (02:30:15):
Huh, let's have it.

Speaker 3 (02:30:17):
What do you do?

Speaker 10 (02:30:18):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (02:30:19):
Oh, so I guess it did include it in the
whole thing. I thought that it totally did include this clip,
but we get to see what a warrior's death looks like,
and it's it's cheesy, but it's fucking cool, Like because
he looks down on him and the he's like.

Speaker 13 (02:30:33):
I'm going to give you a ward's death, and I'm
gonna make sure that you enjoy this, but I'm gonna
enjoy it much more than you.

Speaker 1 (02:30:42):
And so that that voice is fucking starting to kill
my throat by the way, I've had to reduce so
many fucking things with it. It's ridiculous, but none nonetheless
like he you know, beg gets on his hands and
knees and and then he opens his mouth but it
opens up huge, and yeah, it looks the design of

(02:31:06):
it looks cool, but it doesn't move the best in
the world. It looks kind of cheesy. It looks more like,
you know, just like fabric that's moving left and right,
but it's just like the chomping and everything that's done
like looks cool. Right, It looks cheesy, but it looks
cool as he swallows him up and then there's this
kind of bad shot behind him where he's like throwing

(02:31:28):
up the blood after he's like, he's expelling his blood
all over the place after he's finished eating him. And
that's when we find out that he's been damaged enough
by the weapons and the weapons have been coated at
guess in his blood which caused him to get poisoned.
Doesn't make much sense to me, Like, how is his
own blood causing him to poison himself? Like it's his blood?

(02:31:51):
I I don't know. I just kind of go with
the flow in this one. And that's when the kids realize,
oh shit, we're not gonna be able to move this
god to body by ourselves. Who are we gonna call ghostbusters?
Fuck no, we've got to I'm sorry, frick no, We've
got to call on our lazy ass dad. And that's
when we cut over the whole thing with the whole

(02:32:12):
thing with the dad in the case of it being like, oh, well,
you know, I do a lot of stuff around this house.
Don't you dare use the L word around me, lady.
My parents use that word, And I'm not lazy. I
do a lot of shit to where the wife fucking
calls him out on his bullshit and he can't think
of one goddamn thing because he's just as fucking useless

(02:32:36):
as as goddamn daughter is in this goddamn movie. No
wonder why she's the way that she is, Right Like,
he doesn't do anything, doesn't try discipline, earnything's all the
dead stuff she does is funny and cool. Likes the
fact that she beats up on her brother. He's willing
to go ahead and sacrifice her brother to the monster
instead of saving them both, because hey, then I only
have to save one fucking kid, and you know, I

(02:32:58):
can at least be somewhat lazy with the whole thing.
But yeah, that's just the way that I guess it's
gonna work in this situation. And because he can't think
of one thing, he goes over into the bathroom and
he starts crying like a little bitch while he's taking
a shit on the toilet, and there saying, oh, yeah, well,
what exactly do you really do around here? Huh? What
do you do? You just you make money for the family,

(02:33:21):
and you pay for everything, and you do all this stuff.
And all I did was bought a new TV that
we really couldn't afford. And all you had to do
was work a couple of shifts extra at the pharmacy.
I mean, come on, what am I just because my
job only pays me two seventy five an hour and
I barely go in because it's part part time. Yeah,
that's part time. We only work part of the part time, right,

(02:33:42):
only four hours a week, and those are long, four
fucking hours that I have to do one day a week.
So I try to get them to spread it out
over four days, but they just won't do. They said,
doesn't make any sense for me to only come in
an hour and leave. But I told him about how
economical it actually is if I was only there for
an hour, because I gotta make sure that i'm home

(02:34:03):
on that day to watch my stories. Okay, all right,
you know, Marlena isn't gonna fucking deal with his possession
on her own. She needs Luke to come on there
and make sure that she gets exercised, right, Yeah, So
how am I gonna find that out? What if that
is on the day that I've got to come in
and I can't come in on Saturday or Sunday because
you know, Saturday is the Sabbath and you don't work

(02:34:24):
on the Sabbath, and then Sunday, you know, that's the
Lord's day. So I don't work on the Lord's day.
I don't do anything on Lord's Day. That's right. I'm
both Jewish and Christian at the same goddamn time. I mean,
if she would just like give in and just take
that extra job, take those extra twenty hours a week
on the top of the eighty that she's already working,
we'd be perfectly fine. All right. Maybe she doesn't see

(02:34:46):
the kids of me as much, but fuck, at least
everything would be paid for it. I mean, look this
nice house that she pays for for us. She can
afford a little more to work just so that I
can have the luxuries that I'm expected to have. All Right.
Parents used to call me lazy because I wouldn't mow
the lawn. I wouldn't do the dishes. I wouldn't feed
the dog or pick up the shit in the backyard.

(02:35:07):
All would do is sit all day and play my VIDs.
You know, the tari isn't gonna play itself. This dumb
bitch over here thinks that she rules me, but no
she doesn't. In fact, I'm gonna show her. I'm gonna
go cry in the bathroom, white take a shit, and
that's exactly what he does, right. So he's there, he's
sitting on the toilet talking to his goddamn self, and

(02:35:28):
that's where he gets a certain visitor who sends him
a vision of himself to tell him come and fucking
save my ass.

Speaker 2 (02:35:43):
Like me, like me, are you all do? What the.

Speaker 11 (02:36:04):
Where am I going? I don't know where that is?

Speaker 3 (02:36:27):
I tell you up.

Speaker 1 (02:36:33):
I love the way that the scene plays out too,
that when the face just pops up there, it's like
the actual like it's either a mask like puppet type
of thing that they got going on, or it's it's
got to be something like that that's just superimposed on
the streen with the lights coming from behind it, where
it pops out in the middle of nowhere and he's
just yelling at him and he falls into the bathtub

(02:36:55):
and then he's just like, I don't know where that is.
Then he pops back in and he tells them exactly
where it is, you know, well, I don't know how
to get there, and then he pops back in. This
is all you're gonna get there? All like it's it's
just fun and silly and stupid. But we kind of
get into this third act at this point that this

(02:37:15):
is where I feel that the movie falls a little bit.
It doesn't deter from everything that I like about the movie.
I just feel that it doesn't conclude exactly the way
that I want it to. Right, Like, you have this
awesome battle with the paladins of a Citian that goes
on and it's cheesy and it gives power Ranger vibes,

(02:37:38):
and then all of a sudden he's dying and they
gotta get him back. They go and get him on
the truck, and then there's a little funny scene too
where like, you know, Mimi goes and looks at me, it,
can you move over a little bit? I gotta gotta
get my wagon back there. Meanwhile, he's fucking bleeding to
death from the injuries that he got from this whole
fucking thing, and so they have to bring him back home.
And as they bring them back home and they pull up,

(02:38:01):
that's where the night Templar is waiting. But before they
get back home, we have the lady's head is rolling
around on the highway and she's like, I've survived and
I'll get back and that's when they drive by, and
the of course they run over her head right. And
so now we're getting into, like I said, that final
act of the movie, as they come back home and
the Knight's Templar as a human is outside with the

(02:38:23):
mom and you know, they drive up and they wonder
what's going on. And this is where the movie just
kind of takes a slower turn, even though it's not
necessarily a slower ending. It's just everything that's kind of
been going on has been like Upbeat, has been relatively funny,
has had great special effects. And when you're kind of

(02:38:46):
taking PG out of the movie being PG, and he's
kind of being put towards the side, and now we're
gonna focus more on the family doing stuff for a
little bit. Pg's still there, but at least in the
other scenes with Mimi, PG was still a focus. We're here,
it becomes more of the focus on honestly on Mimi
and Luke in their relationship and how it's kind of strange, like,

(02:39:11):
you know, between the two where Luke here in this
scene even though it's the Templar coming back, you know,
or coming to their house to pick up PG, even
in his weekend state, to take him off and kill
him and get rid of him. Right. We still have
Luke here getting a backbone and standing up to Mimi
when she tells him basically go out there and try

(02:39:31):
to kick the shit out of you know, the templar,
which he admits he can't do's talking.

Speaker 10 (02:39:37):
With you kids.

Speaker 9 (02:39:39):
Kids, get out of the truck and come inside.

Speaker 10 (02:39:41):
Why who's the skirt?

Speaker 9 (02:39:43):
She needs to talk to your friend? Okay, it isn't
safe out here.

Speaker 20 (02:39:47):
Come children, you don't want to be anywhere near that thing.

Speaker 2 (02:39:53):
Pandora. I see you've come to cleanse the universe of
me once again. Immaculate timing is always dropped the disguise
and showed these humans the face they will bow to
once you enslave them into endless servitude.

Speaker 11 (02:40:09):
Endless servitude sounds like being married to you.

Speaker 9 (02:40:12):
Susan, Greg shut up and get out of the truck. Kids,
come inside. Okay, let these two figure their shit out.

Speaker 1 (02:40:20):
Dad. Just do what she says.

Speaker 20 (02:40:23):
Child, I will not ask you again.

Speaker 8 (02:40:26):
Excuse me.

Speaker 1 (02:40:27):
You don't talk to me like that.

Speaker 2 (02:40:31):
Luke.

Speaker 10 (02:40:33):
You can beat her up there and we'll drive away.

Speaker 3 (02:40:36):
She doesn't that tough.

Speaker 2 (02:40:38):
Not let her weak human skin for you. She will
strike you down immediately, you know.

Speaker 7 (02:40:45):
Thanks PG Luke, Let up, But PG just said, shut up, you.

Speaker 10 (02:40:50):
Weaner, and go fight her like a hero.

Speaker 8 (02:40:53):
Do it now?

Speaker 5 (02:40:58):
No one mean me? I. I just can't you look in.

Speaker 10 (02:41:03):
At that leader right now? Oh, bash your praise.

Speaker 8 (02:41:06):
If you joke.

Speaker 5 (02:41:07):
This has gone too far.

Speaker 11 (02:41:09):
I've had enough.

Speaker 14 (02:41:10):
You can't push me around anymore.

Speaker 9 (02:41:11):
Fine, then you're out of that Greg, for once in
your lazy ass life. You don't actually have to do anything. Okay,
just get out of the truck and come inside.

Speaker 2 (02:41:37):
How's this for lazy Susan?

Speaker 1 (02:41:40):
Get it, lazy Susan. And he's turning around with the
whole thing and leaving the whole situation. I don't know
if that's intentional, but I'm pretty sure that it actually is,
because he backs out the truck, turns around, goes down
the little circular cul de sac that they have that's there,
and then leaves with Psycho, Goremn and Mimi. Like the
one thing that I don't get in this situation when

(02:42:04):
it comes to this part of movie and comes the
way the story is his. The mom's been cool with
PG the entire time, except for in the beginning when
he was in the backyard, but like she went out
and did the whole like dress up thing with him
and was like laughing, and even in the kitchen when
he's sum in the hands and was basically wrapped around
her husband's head, probably because he was torturing her husband

(02:42:24):
and she probably hates her husband with a fucking passion,
which she kind of does that all of a sudden,
the templar comes in here is like, oh, explains exactly
how bad this guy is. Is that really what happens
here in this situation, Like, it doesn't make much sense
to me have this complete one eighty when he's already
telling you how he's the scourge of the universe and

(02:42:45):
he's gonna fucking kill you and kill your daughter and
kill everybody once she loses the power that she has.
So as long as she has the gem, everything's going
to be fine, unless it's just final, Like, you know what,
I'm sick and tired of this shit, but there's nothing
that leads her to that point. And that's a big
for me. With Luke, it makes sense he's fucking tired
of Memi and all the bullshit that she's pulling. The

(02:43:06):
fact that she's just like go beat him up and
PG in the back's like don't let her skin fool you,
Like she's extremely powerable and she's gonna beat the living
shit out of you and then put her under your rule.
Like I understand that they're trying to do this thing
with the Knight's Templar, but there isn't enough of the
Templar in this movie to really give you that sense

(02:43:28):
that they're not really the good guys either, other than
the story that PG tells. And while you know some
might say that PG is an unreliable narrator, I think
he's the most reliable person in this entire movie because
he never does not say what's exactly on his mind. Right,
even when he's being forced not to hold not to

(02:43:50):
do something, he still says, I'm gonna fucking kill you.
So he's the only person that tells them exactly like
it is. So his story makes sense, So we know
just from the story that's there. But I wish that
we had seen more than just that scene with the
Council with the Night Templar as the human Right. This
is a case of the movie that it does have

(02:44:10):
a really good run time, but where maybe I wish
we had another fifteen minutes of the movie to get
more Templar scenes in Well on Earth in the town
trying to find him, or showing the tactics that she's
going to use to go and get you know, PG,
and maybe how ruthless she is even though these cops

(02:44:33):
are gonna help her, or you know, when she does
it with the cops, she actually fries his brain even
though she's using it. And then like we go back
to the cops station as she's leaving, and like he's like,
you know, they're all like shocked because he's just a
pile of goo on the floor. Like she gets what
she wants, no matter what it is, and why would
she be explaining more to her or have her actually
show up at the house right during this time and

(02:44:56):
go through a conversation between her and the mom to
figure out why the mom just had a one eight.
Maybe she threatened the mom, but it doesn't seem like
it when we get the next scene with the mom
and Luke and the Templar, right, it doesn't make any
sense like this one eighty all of a sudden by
the mom is just a little bit too much, you know,

(02:45:16):
besides the fact that she's just tired of what's going
on with the father and that PG has something to
do with it, but PG doesn't, right, I just don't know,
Like that's why that plot is also just bad. And
I really don't care about that b plot and it
doesn't really get resolved at all in this movie. Even
at the end of the movie, it's just still kind

(02:45:39):
of lingering there. Right. So they drive off and the
Templar warns both Luke and the Mom that they need
to stop PG and make sure he doesn't get the
gem so that way he doesn't get his power back
and he doesn't destroy the entire galaxy. We then cut
over and we see that PG and you know, and

(02:45:59):
the father and Mimi. They're in the shoe factory where
they first found PG, and PG explains how he's dying
and exactly how he needs to be revived, and the
father gives some advice to Mimi that is just the
worst advice in the world.

Speaker 2 (02:46:14):
I feel my life slipping away.

Speaker 10 (02:46:18):
Stay with me, PG, I'm not gonna let you go.

Speaker 2 (02:46:21):
There's only one remedy for this curse. You must give
me the gem.

Speaker 7 (02:46:28):
What no, No, you kill everybody.

Speaker 2 (02:46:34):
It's the only way the gem is linked to my
life force. Once it's in my possession. I've will regained
my strength.

Speaker 4 (02:46:48):
Excuse me, mister Mormon, kind of my daughter. Please thank you?

Speaker 2 (02:47:14):
How you doing.

Speaker 5 (02:47:16):
Tell I'm scared? I don't know what to.

Speaker 23 (02:47:22):
First Off, that's alive. For a fact, you've never been
scared of anything.

Speaker 2 (02:47:26):
In your life.

Speaker 5 (02:47:28):
That's true.

Speaker 23 (02:47:31):
Look, I know I'm not a good dad or a
smart dad, but I still have some dad wisdom if
I am. When I was your age, a weird guy
in a van outside my school asked if I wanted
to see his baseball cards.

Speaker 2 (02:47:49):
I said yes, I think.

Speaker 23 (02:47:51):
He took me in the back of his van and
showed me his giant collection of Christine baseball cards. I
had a lot of fun, and I'm thankful for my
trust in that creepy weirdo. So I think you should trust.

Speaker 2 (02:48:08):
Your weird murdering monster friend.

Speaker 1 (02:48:12):
That's the drawn up thing to do, thanks said, makes
does it? Does it?

Speaker 8 (02:48:21):
Though?

Speaker 1 (02:48:22):
Doesn't make a lot of sense for you to just
give the guy that's going to destroy the galaxy, that's
going to kill everybody on this planet in the rest
of the universe, so that you know of like the gem,
so that way they do revives and it can be
the most evil thing that's ever. And your example is
that when you were a kid, some guy invited you

(02:48:43):
into the back of his van to show you his collection,
and that was the best idea and best decision that
you ever made, to go into a stranger's van. And
luckily this time you got to see baseball cards. But
I'm pretty sure you saw a big old cock too
at the same time, right like he wanted, He's like,
let me show you my baseball cards, and I'll show

(02:49:05):
you my collector's baseball bat and then fucking whipped out
his fucking dick. You know, he's saying it's baseball cards,
but it's really anal sex and he doesn't know the
difference between the two of them. Like he tried to
have baseball cards with his wife, but she just brought out,
you know, normal trading cards. He's like, what the fuck
is that I was talking about? Me sticking it in
your ass? You know, Like it's so ridiculous that it's

(02:49:29):
just go ahead, give the bad stranger what he wants,
and that's gonna be the right thing to do. My child.
It's the toughest thing ever, And like like I said,
it's these things that it slows everything down like, this
is the funniest thing I think that happens in this
section with old thing. But again they're trying to do

(02:49:50):
like at this point, we're trying to get like the
lesson learned type of situation, but it's it's mocking that
whole thing, right, We're trying to tell you what the
good thing because this is the wrong fucking thing to
do is to give either of them to either side
with the Templar or side with Psycho gore Man. As
you know, as the audience, of course, we want to
decide with Psycho gore Man because we're invested in the

(02:50:13):
character and oh my god, he's dying and it's like
again it's like the anti hero, but he's not truly
a hero. He's still a villain, and we're just rooting
hardcore for the villain. But this is like, you know,
the villain the hero alien story. This would be like
if this was Superman and Superman needed something to survive
and this kid like had him there and it's like, look,

(02:50:34):
you have to get this and give it to me
and I'll be able to live. And then it's like okay, Superman,
I'm gonna do it, you know, And then at this point,
that's when she figures out that she doesn't have the
gem that he needs to survive. She goes into her
backpack and there's nothing there. Meanwhile, we do go back
over to the Mom and Luke and the templar, and

(02:50:57):
the templar is pouring some weird green liquid into water,
and then she actually does show herself to them in
the whole outfit that she's got, and she has the
mom drink whatever it is is inside the little like
green vial along with the water that's going to give
her also the power of the templar to help her
to stop Psycho Gore man So and at this point

(02:51:20):
we then you know, continue on back and you know,
she does drink it, and like he's like, Luke's like,
what the hell is going on because there's bright lights
and shit like that. But we go back up to
the council where the council is looking in they're like, oh,
we believe that she's going to actually be able to
do this, you know, and you know who didn't believe her.
You guys didn't believe her. And then they like make

(02:51:42):
a joke about glodles, which are glowing noodles that are
supposed to be shared with everybody, but somebody's hogging them all.
And then the guy just like shoves them all into
his mouth and eats a majority of the ones that
are there. So then we go back over to the
warehouse and we see that you know me. She decides
that she's gonna have a discussion with God to help

(02:52:04):
her decide what she needs to do.

Speaker 25 (02:52:07):
Hi, God, Now I know I don't do all the
good two shoe stuff you say everybody should do, but
I can't help it, and I'll do whatever the heck
I want. Okay, anyways, I need your advice. A huge
battle between evil and worse evil is about to go down,

(02:52:29):
and I have a very.

Speaker 5 (02:52:30):
Big decision to make.

Speaker 10 (02:52:36):
What shit should I wear?

Speaker 5 (02:52:38):
That's true question. I know I'm gonna wear the zebra ones.

Speaker 10 (02:52:43):
In conclusion, why am I even talking to you? There's
a new god in town and his name Psycho Gormet.

Speaker 5 (02:52:52):
And he's coming for you.

Speaker 1 (02:52:53):
But and then she digs the cross off the wall
and she breaks it over her knee. Like again, I
you'll understand why the scene's in here. I don't know
if it's necessarily needed, Like we could have used this
on something else. In my opinion, But it's more or
less like to show the character and how much she
just thinks for herself and she doesn't give a shit
about whatever it is. Maybe this is the reason why

(02:53:14):
she doesn't trust the cops, right, she said way back
at the beginning of the movie that she doesn't trust
the cops, so they shouldn't be calling the cops with
the situation that's going on. It's because she does shit
like this all the godd time. Time she breaks into places,
she breaks the crosses over their knees, says, frig you
to the goddamn you know preacher that's there or the
priest that's there, and then runs off of the sunglasses

(02:53:36):
and tells them all about the new God that's in
town because she's blasphemous as shit, and the cops are
just gonna, you know, send her to juvie for her
breaking into different churches across town. I don't really fucking
know the reason why she hates cops, but she hates
the fucking cops. So she puts on her leopard skin sunglasses,
goes out to PG, goes and looks for the jewel,
and of course the jewel isn't there. And so who

(02:53:59):
decides to show as she's looking forward giving it to
PG Why it's the Templar, it's the Mom and it
is Loup. The Templar breaks into the place, asks for
them to give Psycho gore Man, and of course they
don't want to give and Mimi like is defiant against
the Templar. And that's when the Mom shows up dressed
in Templar armor as well, given the powers of the Templar,

(02:54:22):
but she's not able to quite control it yet and
talks shit to good old Dad. That's bad there. And
we have Luke who enters as well, but he enters
in through the door versus through the busted out garage
door that the Templar made over there, and of course
he is holding the gem, and the Templar wants the gem,
but Luke's not gonna give it to because she made

(02:54:43):
her promise that she was gonna spare the family as
long as she got Psycho gore Man, So get him first,
then I will give you the jewel. Mimi, of course
is defiant, so is you know the father that's back there.
You know he's like, uh, you call me lazy, huh uh,
Well I'm not gonna do anything about it. Mimi tries
to like rush in, but her mom stops her instead,

(02:55:07):
and that's when the father talks shit to the wife
and the wife goes after him instead. Right then there's
so the fight starts, where the fight goes on between
the mom and the husband and then Mimi and Luke
as Mimi is trying to get back the gem from Luke,
but Luke is holding his ground and that causes the
Templar to go over to Psycho gore Man, who is

(02:55:30):
now getting off the couch trying to get the last
of his strength to fight against the Templar, but he can't.
And why can't he Well because he's dying, right, And
so he decides to come up with a great idea
to have one last contest against her.

Speaker 2 (02:55:45):
Acually bring back the thousands of warriors massacre with my bad.

Speaker 20 (02:55:52):
That any you like you don't like me, and I
believe the accident a great future built law and order.

Speaker 1 (02:56:04):
Go Pandora.

Speaker 2 (02:56:05):
I believe in you.

Speaker 24 (02:56:06):
I've always believed in you.

Speaker 1 (02:56:11):
Just start stay away from the TV, could you, Susan,
I would still forgive you for this if you.

Speaker 17 (02:56:19):
Stop right now.

Speaker 1 (02:56:22):
I'll go to therapy now.

Speaker 13 (02:56:23):
If you want, if you still want to do that,
if that's what you still.

Speaker 4 (02:56:26):
Want, go.

Speaker 8 (02:56:39):
Don't.

Speaker 15 (02:56:40):
I've been doing a lot of thinking, Ray, I think
you're the cause of all that wakes in my life,
and I think it's payback time talking.

Speaker 5 (02:57:03):
Don't make me use this, bro.

Speaker 7 (02:57:05):
It's just like Dad's said, people are the real masters.

Speaker 4 (02:57:12):
Thank You're one of them.

Speaker 2 (02:57:22):
Is it not part of the Templar code to the
lower defeated fold, one last chance for battle is requested.

Speaker 20 (02:57:29):
The Templar code says lots of things. You are weak
and we have the gem. There is no way you
can defeat me in battle.

Speaker 2 (02:57:40):
I do not request hand to hand combat. If you
are truly the warriors you claim to be, you will
honor this request.

Speaker 20 (02:57:57):
Name your contest. I will defeat you no matter the circumstance.

Speaker 2 (02:58:17):
You will decide the contest.

Speaker 1 (02:58:19):
Oh, what could it possibly be? What could the contest
possibly be? So the mom is busy beating up her
husband shooting lasers at him, and he's too much of
a fucking lazy pussy back there to even fight back
in this situation, he's like, Oh, go to therapy, hope, Okay,
don't worry about it, Like he's standing up your acting
like he's a big man, but in reality he's just

(02:58:41):
a fucking little weakling, lazy asshole that can't stand up
for himself, just like Luke. Right, And then you have
Mimi beating the crap out of Luke, knocking him onto
a dirty ass fucking mattress that's back there. Meanwhile, mind you,
there's still all the entrails and dead bodies and everything
in this that cycle gore Man did in the beginning

(02:59:02):
of the goddamn movie. They're still all over the place.
Nobody's cleaned that shit up. And so you have her
take out her little ball of death. She had it
in the beginning of the movie. I didn't really mention it,
Like she made this ball that has all these needles
and other shit on it that she gave him as
a weapon to like use in case something was going
to attack them when they went to investigate the house.

(02:59:24):
And so she's got it here. When she gave it
to him, he like cut himself on it, and she's like,
you don't know how to use it. And so now
she's got it, and she's holding it perfectly and about
ready to smash it into her brother's face. Until he
calls her the monster, and that's when she has like
the change of heart and realizing that, oh no, maybe
I've done wrong, like and she starts to have a
little bit of the change of heart. That's until Cycle

(02:59:47):
gore Man and the Templars start talking and cycle gore
Man invokes his right of combat, which they're not gonna
have combat, but instead they're going to play crazy That's right.
We get to watch them play crazy Ball for the
like second to last fight that happens in this movie.

(03:00:09):
So they all get set and she has to explain
the rules once again to everybody, to which the Templar
Night she just doesn't get at all. And we have
Teams Suck, which is the mom Luke and the Templar,
and then Team Win I guess or whatever she fuck
she called it, which is her her dad and Psycho

(03:00:30):
gore Man, who is managing to play this game but
he's beat as shit and not moving very well. And
the fight begins and they start going back and forth
and you know, trading blows with the balls, and we
watch them throwing everything in slow motion and it comes
down to, you know the fact that they've got sixty

(03:00:52):
six points on teams suck, right, and you know, I
just I don't get why I understand and why they
did it. Okay, Like, but is it interesting enough to
have this in the movie and for it to big,
like be a big thing at the end of the movie,
for them to actually play crazy ball, because it's honestly

(03:01:14):
not that exciting. I would have rather had a big
showdown between the Templar and Psycho gore Man, but instead
we got them with the Knights of City and which
was a fun fight and it was entertaining for what
it was. But I don't give a shit about the family.
I don't give a shit about Mimi or Luke or
the dad, especially the dad or the mom or the

(03:01:36):
dad and the mom's problems, Like this is like a
family thing that's like supposed to be somewhat of a
bonding thing. I guess at the same time that they're
fighting against each other and they realize that they actually
love each other with everything that goes on, and so
it comes down to the pack that you know, Luke's
team has sixty six points and what do you think

(03:01:58):
is gonna happen here in the final throw of the
game as they talk to each other and of course
they get the old switcher room.

Speaker 18 (03:02:07):
Sixty six points, one more point and Team Suck wins.

Speaker 10 (03:02:11):
Dream On backstabber.

Speaker 1 (03:02:13):
This is for the time made me eat my own sandcastle.

Speaker 5 (03:02:17):
I was helping you.

Speaker 10 (03:02:18):
Now that beautiful sand castle will be with them forever.

Speaker 25 (03:02:23):
I was so sick I hadn't miss a week of school.

Speaker 8 (03:02:27):
Door Walcome.

Speaker 10 (03:02:40):
If they're gonna switcher rot, don't win.

Speaker 6 (03:02:43):
This game is complete nonsense.

Speaker 2 (03:02:49):
In my mouth.

Speaker 10 (03:02:53):
No Juck win.

Speaker 5 (03:03:06):
Yes, I'm winking we will.

Speaker 2 (03:03:14):
Now, how does fail your taste? Pandora? Give me the gem.

Speaker 20 (03:03:24):
I will shoot this no longer.

Speaker 21 (03:03:30):
Do way.

Speaker 1 (03:03:37):
Jupie mustn't know.

Speaker 7 (03:03:46):
Look, give me the gem, please, sir?

Speaker 2 (03:03:50):
Do you do?

Speaker 8 (03:03:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:03:59):
You always so mean to me, and.

Speaker 17 (03:04:02):
I just wish that you would say you were sorry
for once.

Speaker 16 (03:04:08):
And I'm always there for.

Speaker 6 (03:04:09):
You when you need me.

Speaker 25 (03:04:10):
But I thought we were a team and you're always
beating me up and calling me names.

Speaker 5 (03:04:15):
I'm the hecking best.

Speaker 19 (03:04:19):
Yeah yeah yeah, Fregost, Yeah yeah yeah, I'm the hecking best.
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:04:39):
What is the sure.

Speaker 16 (03:04:42):
Love?

Speaker 5 (03:04:43):
Yes yeah yeah, free.

Speaker 8 (03:04:57):
Not my don't tell.

Speaker 1 (03:04:59):
Me Fred, this is dumb. This is really this is
really dumb. I do not like this at all, Like
I get what they're doing, but it's just it's stupid.

(03:05:21):
It's it's very stupid in this situation, Like, you know,
I get the whole thing with her. She's putting herself finally,
like or putting something else before her. Right, she's going
to protect Psycho Gorman from getting killed as the Templari
is going back on her word here right, like she
lost the battle. I don't know fair and Square. I

(03:05:43):
do like the fact that the council is watching and
they are all like shocked when she actually gets the
stupid switcher root thing. And I really wish I wish
they had done it in a way so that he
Luke would have actually won. I think it would have
been more like a lot more interesting if Luke had
actually been the one to punch her for once. And

(03:06:04):
that was like the changing moment between them, realizing that
he can stand up to her, but he still can't.
He still loses to fucking Mimi even in this situation,
and that like that may have caused her to like
go back and be like, look, I I yes I lost,
you won fair and square, but you know what this
means to me, You know what PG means to us,

(03:06:27):
and then he still went back on the Templar and
gave her the fucking jewel. Like I feel like, maybe
that's cliche, but I just wanted a W for poor
Luke over here in this whole thing. And like, again,
I don't really like any of the family members, but
if there was anybody that I had anything for, it
would be Luke, and to give him a W I

(03:06:48):
probably would have liked it better and liked him more
than what it was and the way they win, but
instead they have to give this bitch the win, and
then the Templar you know, turns on them because she's
gonna kill him anyway. Like, yeah, I get that that
would have happened regardless of this situation, but I think
if they set it up so that Luke won and

(03:07:09):
that they were all like, yeah, all right, and he's
just gonna kill and then she goes to protect him, No,
you can't do it, you know, even though I lost,
I'm still gonna sacrifice myself. And then they got into
this situation the same as it were. I feel like
it's more effective in terms of the change that she
has in her realizing that, yeah, maybe she is a
bitch because she was realizing that when she was attacking

(03:07:30):
her brother and he called her a monster, right, she
was having that change of heart there, and then it
went into the game, and then that just goes away
in general. And then how does she convince him by saying,
fuck off, fuck you. Oh, you can't tell me what
to fucking do. I'm the goddamn boss of myself. Nobody
can tell me what to do, so fuck you and

(03:07:51):
fuck up. Like that's basically what the song is fucking saying, right,
But it's because that's their song and they made the
song together and their brother and sister. Me me me, me,
me me. It's just fucking stupid, Like, I hate it.
I hate this part so goddamn much because it puts

(03:08:11):
so much more power into Mimi and she's such a
fucking twat that I just don't want her to get
anything good. Why can't she have heartbreak? And it's fine
that she goes and protects PG. I think that's good
character development, But then all of a sudden, she's just
the same person she was, which I guess is par

(03:08:31):
on for the character in this film. And one of
the main reasons I hate the ever loving shit out
of this character, so she sings the goddamn song, which
convinces him enough to give her the goddamn jewel, so
that she gives it to PG, who now is getting
back his full like fucking strength. That's there, right, And

(03:08:53):
so the final fight between the Templar and PG, and
the Templar takes away the powers from the mom. And
also what's really funny too, is the dad goes in
high fives PG, and that's what you hear is him
breaking his fucking wrist open because he high fived him.
And Pg's too strong for the dad, even though it's
the dad that put all the force into giving him

(03:09:13):
the high five. And then like so, the mom loses
all her powers and falls back, and then he rushes
and catches her before she hits the ground, and she's
all happy because he did it. And then he's like,
I'm really hurt and you're gonna have to take me
to the hospital. And that's when the Templar turns on
them and tries to kill them with her sword. But

(03:09:34):
a guess who pops up. It's PG, now back at
full power with the jewel inside of his chest, which
the Templar should have just went after PG because she
would have seen that unless that was something like she
was being distracted by the mom, which maybe I can
kind of give her. So now you have the big
fight between PG and the Templar, which is the final fight.

(03:09:58):
And basically what PG does is that the Templar is
swinging her sword at him. He runs by her and
takes pieces of her right, takes different organs and parts
of her body and grafts his own meat sword to
fight against her. And that's pretty fucking cool. I gotta

(03:10:19):
be honest, like that part. I am not like mad
about it all. And it's pretty gory, and like he
rips off like part of her face and like her
arms and stomach and legs, and like rips out a
liver and and all this shit, and then has his
big ass sword that he's gonna fight her with. And

(03:10:39):
even though she's badly damaged, she still is gonna put
on a hell of a fight, as they do. And
so they start like doing the sword fight, swinging around
the swords and stuff, and at one point she swipes
down and misses but hits his magazine and then he goes, no,
my hunky boys, she's just fucking hilarious, like, I think

(03:11:02):
that's that's one of the funniest things that they do.
But while they're having this fight, it then focuses in
on Mimi and Luke, and Mimi's looking at Luke and
she's like, I'm never gonna say it, But then she
starts knocking against the shelving that's there and tells him
I'm sorry in Morris code, to which he smiles because
she won't say it out loud, but she does say

(03:11:24):
it to him, and then they hug and embrace because
their you know, sibling hood is stronger than anything else,
to which the mom and dad are smiling about. Meanwhile,
in the background, we have PG and the templar a
still fighting. It's not like it takes away because you
still get a lot more of them fighting with swords
and PG still beating the crap out of her. But

(03:11:48):
it's when he does notice that his Hunky Boys magazine
has been like hurt that he puts on the big move,
which ultimately knocks her back and destroys her sword and
she lands on the ground. So he is now beating
the Templar, and of course, after he's being the templar,
what exactly is he going to do to her? Why

(03:12:10):
he's gonna give her a warrior's death? And after he
does that, they all the family goes outside and he
explains to them how he knows what love is.

Speaker 2 (03:12:22):
Do you know what you've done?

Speaker 20 (03:12:23):
The universe as you know it is finished.

Speaker 8 (03:12:28):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (03:12:30):
I'm proud of you, guys.

Speaker 8 (03:12:32):
Fish, so that I can be at peace.

Speaker 2 (03:12:38):
There will never be peace for you. I've been to
the afterworld and it's a place where fools like you
suffer your worst And my name is psych O't go, man.

Speaker 8 (03:12:55):
That's a beautiful name.

Speaker 2 (03:12:57):
You fought with honor. It's only fitting give you a
warrior's death.

Speaker 5 (03:13:02):
No, let's go.

Speaker 6 (03:13:08):
What is he doing?

Speaker 1 (03:13:10):
You don't want?

Speaker 2 (03:13:20):
You know?

Speaker 4 (03:13:22):
I remember when this used to be a shoe factory.

Speaker 2 (03:13:29):
M h mm hmmm mm hmmm mm hmm. Damn delicious.

Speaker 8 (03:13:37):
H Well what now?

Speaker 2 (03:13:41):
Now? I will do what I was meant to do,
destroy everything. The age of chaos.

Speaker 7 (03:13:47):
Begins anew yes, and and I will spare your lives.

Speaker 2 (03:13:57):
Mm. Take it. Really, I don't need it anymore. It's
a one. For the first time in centuries, I feel
a whole Thanks to your family, I now know the

(03:14:18):
true power comes from within the power of love. What
Goodbye Mimi, goodbye Greg and Susan and boy, it's time
for me to take this new found power and use

(03:14:38):
it to destroy the galaxy. I.

Speaker 1 (03:14:42):
The ending lines from him are like some of the
best in this whole goddamn movie. The fact that what
is allowing him now to have the power to destroy
the universe is the power of love, and he's gonna
take that power to destroy everything. It's fantastic and it's cliche,
right because these types of movies, what they're emulating in

(03:15:03):
this is exactly what you know, what you would get. Oh,
the power of love is what really saved me, and
you know, set me on the true and that makes
me a true hero. And he figured out and he's
gonna spare their lives because he does care for them now,
even though he's the most evil man of the universe.
And before PG goes away, he like Mimi, blows him

(03:15:26):
a kiss, to which he catches and puts near his heart,
and then he blows her back a kiss as well,
which is pretty fucking funny for way it is. Then
he opens the portal to the town and just starts
fucking destroying everything. Just flame shooting everywhere, people running and
we're trying to get for cover, and then the portal

(03:15:46):
closes and we see Mimi smiling. Now that you know
she set the ultimate evil to destroy the world and
the rest of the galaxy just like she planned, and
the fact that she found a friend in Psycho gore
Man by the fact that he actually accepted the name,
you know, with everything. Then the husband starts feeling woozy.

(03:16:06):
So the mom's like, all right, we're gonna take you
to the hospital, and they take him along and they
drive off into the sunset as Psycho Gorman has destroyed
everything and also gave the Templar the warrior's death that
she so deserved. I also do like the scene where
like they're trying to look and see, like what the
hell is he doing? Like you don't you don't want
to see this, you don't want to see this. So

(03:16:28):
Psycho Gorman has now begun to run him up, as
now a purple giant is attacking all the cities. We
get a little broadcast and we get to see both
the fates of the Council and we see the fates
of the of Alistair as the movie ends, and so
with the Council. They basically are sitting around the table.

(03:16:49):
So the way the clip is gonna work for this,
just so that you have an idea, is that you're
gonna get the breaking news in alistair, but you don't
get the visuals because you know, this is not a
visual medium, this is a podcast. And then you're to
get the council after the little happy song about Psycho
gor Mann being a hero now which he's not really
a hero. He's still a bad guy. Again. It's just

(03:17:09):
like Mimi said to the Jesus that was there to
God that it's you know, the battle between evil and
a greater evil is basically what we've got now, the
greater evil one and is gonna destroy the world and
frig off God because you can't tell her what to
do anyway. So the scene with the council is them
sitting all around the table and like you think that
he's gonna figure out where where they are, where we are,

(03:17:31):
and come after us, and they're all kind of like, yeah,
I think so, to which the guy that you know
has been talking most of the time with the council,
he pulls out a gun and he's like, well, I've
got a plan for this who's gonna go first? And
the undead like looking guy in the glass suit raises
his hand and then that's when the movie really ends.
But the big like surprising thing that happens here is

(03:17:54):
what happens to Alistair. See Alistair went home to go
live a normal life, asked is he ever gonna be
changed back? And unfortunately he never is. And even the
director he put it into the movie, they asked him,
you know, when he was asked, why did he leave
him the same? He's like, he's a minor character and
it has adds nothing to the movie. So I said
fuck it and just left him as the giant brain.

(03:18:16):
So we hear the news story and then we see
Alistair with his family that's there and they're eating dinner
as the movie ends, and that is how Psycho gore
Man itself ends.

Speaker 16 (03:18:30):
Has erupted in downtown.

Speaker 1 (03:18:31):
Spangler sprays as police are powerless to stop the rampage
of what can only be described as a giant, naked
purple man.

Speaker 8 (03:18:38):
Alser.

Speaker 1 (03:18:40):
Come on, it's time for dinner.

Speaker 16 (03:18:43):
Plane for an immediate read every.

Speaker 2 (03:19:33):
To as.

Speaker 11 (03:19:35):
What every reason to buy?

Speaker 2 (03:19:42):
He like, we're just.

Speaker 13 (03:19:43):
As forgetting that though we will not shop tay rating
their b.

Speaker 6 (03:20:19):
He doesn't know.

Speaker 2 (03:20:20):
How to find us, does he? Right?

Speaker 6 (03:20:26):
Well, luckily Cortex has a plan B. There's always a
way out. So who wants to kill themselves?

Speaker 2 (03:20:37):
First?

Speaker 24 (03:20:49):
A nameless evilmost buried forever. Now he's awake and he's
ready for terror.

Speaker 1 (03:20:54):
But hold up a weight.

Speaker 2 (03:20:55):
There's a catch.

Speaker 24 (03:20:56):
This kid, Mimi has a plan to catch the Mansion Jim.
He has the power the monster suppriend. It's the finest album.
Don't go On and Bitch just comes all kinds of truffle,
blow up the world and dance on the rubble.

Speaker 1 (03:21:07):
First, he needs the name.

Speaker 2 (03:21:09):
Stuck to cool.

Speaker 1 (03:21:10):
It can't be lame.

Speaker 2 (03:21:12):
That's when it shuckers Apoul and so mean.

Speaker 1 (03:21:14):
The Master will be named Pete Grew And so that
was Psycho gore Man and Psycho gore Man is an

(03:21:37):
extremely fun fucking movie all throughout. Even with the problems
that I have at the end, I absolutely love this movie.
The last twenty minutes ish is just not as sharp
as the rest of the movie. And that's the biggest
problem that I have with it, and that some people
might have as well, is just it seems like the

(03:21:59):
last twenty minutes slows down quite a bit after all,
the like spectacle and the kind of fish out of
water stuff that cycle gor Man does, and some people
might even say it happens around the time of the
fight with the paladins of a you know, obsidian. But
in general, the movie is just a ton of fun.
Like I don't know, for me personally, it's just a

(03:22:22):
lot of fun because it's ridiculous, like gory scenes that
we have there that are very tongue in cheek, right,
It's a lot of fish out of water stuff. Cycle
Gorman is just a great character. I would love to
see a sequel to this movie if they ever decided
to do a sequel, I just don't know what they
would do, but I would hope that it would be
like Psycho gore Man in Space and we would leave

(03:22:43):
the family out of it. The problem, the biggest problem
that I have with it really is the family overall.
I just don't like Mimi and I just don't connect
to anybody, maybe except for Luke. Luke is the only one,
but he's so kind of useless throughout most of it
that I really don't care. At the same time, like
I don't care about the relationship between Mimi and Luke,

(03:23:04):
because I feel even after everything's done, Mimi is still
gonna go back to being the same way that she
always was, because she really is a monster. Luke is
one hundred percent right. She's a big fucking monster out
of everybody that is in this movie, a bigger monster
than Psycho Gorman is, because at least Psycho Gorman learned
how to love and forgot how to hate. No, he
remembered how to hate, right, So I guess he isn't

(03:23:26):
on a crazy train after all. But he did learn
how to love, and he did learn that these people,
you know, he spared their lives, and you know, there's
not gonna be anybody else, any other humans on the
planet for them to you know, perpetuate the species with.
But hey, they're still gonna be alive until the day
they die, and it's just gonna be the four of them,
and it's always going to be Luke and fucking Mimi

(03:23:47):
until the day they die. Right, That's just the way
that it's going to be, unless you know, there's people
still left on the planet after everything's been relatively destroyed,
Like he should just like leave the planet and say,
I'm gonna spare everybody here until I come back. But
I'll never kill you guys, something like that. I don't know,
but I just again, the biggest, the biggest flaw I
think is not letting Luke win that one switcheroo. I

(03:24:10):
wish that he had won it. And then even the
way that it ended up, I think it would have
been fine. Right, You still could have had the final fight.
You still could have done everything, but Mimi needed to
be brought down a peg and need to realize how
much she really needed her brother and how much she
really loved him, and just like how she was just
being a bitch and how she was acting and needed

(03:24:33):
and instead she still was like I'm the best, And
even when she has to sing that fucking song, it's
still about how fuck you guys, even though I'm sorry
for what I did and I'm still gonna say I'm
sorry to you like PG did. But pg's was a
lot more heartfelt than hers was. Like again, it's because
I don't give a shit, but I gave a shit
about PG when it came to it. But overall, like

(03:24:54):
it's great special effects, it's great sets that they have
in this movie. It's almost entirely all practical with very
minimal CGI that's used, and even then some of the
stuff that is CGI is claymation stop motion. The way
that it's done, like, it's just it's an absolutely beautiful film.
It's absolutely great on the gore, it's absolutely great on

(03:25:14):
a lot of a humor in this movie. It works
and it works when Psychle gore Man is the center
of attention. It's when you take it off of him
that it does falter some. But I still really enjoy
this movie, even with the negatives that come at the
end of it. So when it comes to the gore
in the film, I'm saying that it's like a four

(03:25:35):
out of five, it's not quite a five out of
five because it doesn't reach the levels that would be
like supremely gory. But it is very gory, but it's
very cartoonish and slapstick in the way that it does
the gore right, couple of little amah shots for everything
that's there, But overall it's still very gory. And if
you don't really want younger kids to see that, like

(03:25:58):
I would definitely stay away from it. Like somebody in
their teens probably fine. Fourteen fifteen maybe if you're okay
with it, I would say it because in general, it
is a kid's film for adults. Is really what this
movie is. It is a kid's story, that type of movie,
you know, along with the Super Sentai stuff with the

(03:26:20):
people in the rubber suits and all that stuff, like
it really would empower a kid, even with a character
like Mimi in this because you know, they don't swear,
like I said, only the mom does at one point
in the movie, and it's when she dodges the templar
I think at some point towards the end. I don't
have the clip of it, but it just like the

(03:26:41):
character designs and everything like, even though they're more adult like,
it definitely feels like that Saturday morning kids show that's there,
and it's really fun in the way that it is.
The crap factor though, I am gonna give it a three,
and a lot of it has to deal with the
you know, the last act not being as strong as
the rest of the movie, and Mimi being a terrible

(03:27:01):
fucking character, and even the dad being a terrible fucking character,
Like I can stand one but not two, right, and
the dad, like that whole storyline is just I would
get rid of it, like make them the minorist of
minor characters, have them barely show up, and then there's
nothing to Like I said, for the whole switch of

(03:27:22):
the mom for her to go one eighty and go
against them and side with the Templar, there's nothing that
she's seen or you've seen her see other than a
conversation that they had between the fucking you know she
had between the Templar and herself that you don't get
any context out of where the Templar convinced her that
Psycho gore Man truly is the biggest evil in the

(03:27:43):
universe and has to be stopped, right. I wish we
would have had that in the manipulation of the Templar
manipulating the mom to having her go against Psycho gore Man,
because when she was with him before in the movie,
everything seemed fine right as long as Mimi had control
of PG. So, but the fun factor in this movie

(03:28:03):
is a straight up five out of five for me.
It is just fun across the board. It's got, you know,
for the for PG, I mean would make it like
a four a loan. But again, the visuals, the music,
the dialogue works well, the humor for me, works extremely well.
The costumes are fucking fantastic, Like everything is so good

(03:28:25):
in those that even that that third act that doesn't
live up to the first two just isn't, you know,
enough for me to bring it down one more point.
If it was way better than what it was, it
would have gotten a five out of five. It would
have been like a guaranteed must see. Even then, I
think if you like what you heard and you haven't

(03:28:45):
seen this movie, I think you should see this movie.
That's again what a four out of five means to me,
you know, And this is of course my opinion. So
there's and like I said, I can understand if people
don't like the movie, and a lot of people, I think,
because of Mimi, are not going to give the movie
a full chance. But cycle gore Man himself, the both
the actor on the screen and the voice actor of him,

(03:29:07):
do such a great job that it's I feel like
it's almost a disservice if you don't at least give
the movie a full watch through. Whether or not you
like it, that's up to you. But I definitely recommend
this movie. So it's definitely a solid This is a
solid four out of five friggin' crazy balls and it's

(03:29:27):
just fun. You're gonna have a good time with you
if you go ahead and watch it. So that's the
overall score. And thank you guys so much for checking
out this episode, and I hope you guys also got
a chance to check out the not so many episode
I had with Dave on the last one. If you haven't,
go back check it out. We talk about some full
moon pictures and boy, one of them for me was

(03:29:50):
definitely a doozy. And I'll give it a spoiler right now.
I talked about ooga booga. Oh man, I almost did
that for the full Moon marathon. Part of me wishes
that I did, and I'm also part of me wishing
to go glad that I didn't, because that is rough,
rough movie in the way that it portrays certain things

(03:30:11):
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