The Guyver 2: Dark Hero

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It's time to turn off the lights, grab some popcorn, and watch some
horror movies. This is the TerribleTerror Podcast. Each episode I delve into
the world of horror movies. Whydo I do it? Blake can't really
explain it, but I love theseterrifying flakes. If you made your own
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it my way. Now, whatdo you get when you take Solid Snake?

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A direct to video feel in anadaptation of the Japanese Onto Me?
Why you get? Giver too?Dark Hero? Why? Hello everyone,

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and welcome to a brand new episodeof the Terrible Terror Podcast. We are
here. We are doing the sequelto The Giver Giver Dark Hero, and
oh boy, oh boy. It'sit's another one of those types of movies.
But there's really nothing I can sayabout this one in terms of like
an intro or anything like that,in terms of like my type of like

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connection to it, because honestly,I thought when we talked about this last
time, that this movie was somethingmaybe this is the one that I saw
all the time growing up, andit's not. I don't remember shit about
this movie, so it had tohave been the original that I had seen
and done all this stuff, butit's definitely more of a and see,

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the thing is about watching these twois making me want to go back and
actually watch the oavs that started atall, so you know, they started
from a manga and then oh,sorry, it's not oavs. It's only
video available OVAs and the OVAs,or maybe I'm saying wrong, it's OAV
and it's only available on video.Basically, you have two different types of

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anime that exists in Japan for themost part, and it's really just how
they're distributed, right, ones thatare available only by video and the ones
that actually show up on TV.And so there are two versions of Giver,
one that's in the two thousands andthe original back in the eighties,
which is only available on video.Right, That's why I think that it

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OAV You know, this is meshowing my dumbness going on in this one,
but it's it's definitely so I wantto watch the originals because the original
ones supposedly follow the manga better thanthe two thousands one, which is like
higher quality, but they take alot more liberties. And it's weird because
the originals are only like twelve episodeslong. And what's funny about those and

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this was like the scam back inthe day when it came to Annie me
when you tried to watch it oryou tried to find it, is that
it would only he even here releasedon video and then they would do stupid
shit like they did in this wherethey would only release one fucking episode porper
fucking videotape. Okay, maybe youget two and that's it. Or if

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you're lucky, like in the caseof like dragon Ball Z back in the
day, and I have a tonof these fucking tapes, you get three
episodes on the goddamn tape. Andwhen you have a like whole saga that
is like, you know, especiallywhen it comes to dragon Ball, because
so much goddamn filler in the originalaunime and you have like fucking fifty episodes
in the one arc because of allthe extra filler and shit that gets put

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in there. Then you get threeepisodes for tape and you're buying over like
fifteen or more tapes so that youcan watch this thing. And when I
mean tapes, I mean VHS cassettesnowadays with all the space and everything,
a DVD oh, or just getthrough the whole fucking series on one DVD.
Here you go, you have everything. Where it wasn't even that it
would take like you know, itwould be released within the next week or

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two or months. Sometimes it wasmonths in between a goddamn tape. And
like I remember getting the Dragon Ballones because I wanted to get further into
the Freezer arc and they were sellingthem, and I was a dumb,
poor college student at that time buyingthese tapes. And I would go in
there and buy the tapes right whenthey're readily available, like when I first

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started. Oh, hey one throughfour is available, and then I'd have
to wait months for five, six, and seven. Meanwhile it's on the
fucking TV. And the reason Iwanted to get the tapes is because the
tapes were the uncensored versions of theshow, meaning that there was like some
of the blood and the other stuff, and then a show that's not like
super hyper violent or anything like that, except for they couldn't say I'm gonna
kill you, I'm gonna fucking sendyou to another dimension, and they couldn't

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even have I do like the wholething with a Home for Infinite Losers thing
but they couldn't even put hell onthe goddamn T shirts like leave that there,
so they had to edit it.So is H F I L instead
of H E L L. Butthat's that's for another fucking time with this.
So it's funny because you know,the first one, it is Goofy

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comical. I mean, you haveyou know, mister J. J.
Walker in a starring romol role inthat movie, and like it was edited
in a way so that there wasmore action that was brought into it,
but it still was like super fuckinglike Goofy. But I really liked it
for the goofiness, to be honestwith you. And this one, of

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course, they wanted to go ina much darker tone, much more serious
direction, and this one actually getsin our rating and it's crazy. And
the craziest thing about it is thatI mentioned this last time, or at
least on the mini episode, thatDavid Hayter is your fucking guiver in this
movie. He's Sean. You know, we got rid of the original cast,

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and honestly, right off the bat, it's a better choice, is
it better? It's a better choice, But I don't know. I think
Sean's character we'll talk about Sean's characteras we get into this movie, but
you know, it's one of thosethings. And if you don't really know
who David Hayter is, the biggestthing that I know him for is the

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voice of Solid Snake from the MetalGear Solid series. Right, So the
moment that Metal Gear went into thethree D space, here comes David Hayter
and he auditions role and he getsit, and then he was dropped when
they went to metal Gear five becauseKojima was a ray thing thinking about in.
Hideo Kajumi, the director and creatorof the Middle Gears franchise, was
already thinking of maybe he wants togo in a different direction with Solid Snake,

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but the voice in the American audiencewas so iconic that he didn't want
to drop it, and they gavehim the big sendoff of Milk Gear Solid
four Sons of the Patriots, andwhich, again, if you've never played
a mid Gear game, those gamesare fantastic for story, even though the
story is fucking out of this worldjust the way that it's acted. And

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that's where it's like, how couldyou get rid of this guy? How
could you think of getting another guybeing Snake? Because he's so iconic and
he is to me, he issolid snake, and then you get Keith
or Sutherland to be solid Snake inthe last one that they ever did with
solid Snake in it. It's justblows my mind that you want to recast
him, like, recast him wayback in the day. Don't recast him

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after he had ridden four fucking gamesor more like more like six or seven
fucking games as the voice of thedamn character. And then you're gonna drop
him for the last one. Thoughin some ways it does kind of make
sense, but it's, you know, I want to get past that.
But the other thing that he's doneas of note, he was the writer,
the main writer for X Men,the original Marvel X Men movie that

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came out, and he was theco writer of X two. And then
surprising as I was doing more researchfor this guy, because I'm like,
I know he's done. I knewhe did those two things after everything.
But the other thing that amazed me, he's the screenwriter for The Watchman.
Like I didn't realize that he wrotethat fucking movie. And that's one of
those movies that a lot of peoplethought couldn't be made, and especially Alan

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Moore. He was just always like, it's not a novel, it's not
a graphic novel, it's a fuckingcomic book, and you can't really do
it. But he actually read thescript and he was like, well,
honestly, this is the closest toactually he being a representation of the goddamn
comics that I have ever seen,Like this is right on par with what

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it should be. But I stilldon't think it should be a movie.
And they went with it, anda lot of people have like ups and
downs with a movie, and Ireally really really enjoyed the movie, and
I really really really enjoyed the comicand it's definitely different and it hits the
right beats, and I know theydid some things towards the end of it.
I'm not going to spoil The Watchmanfor everybody. And it is long

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and it has the Zack snyderisms thatgo on in that movie. But I
think that it's a like, no, not in the thing that a lot
of people will probably think. Ithink it's good representation of the comic,
and I wish that they had actuallyinterjected the little comics like that are in
between the stories in the when youread the original comic. There's a pirate
comic that I cannot remember the nameof it that's in between it. And

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they did release a version I believe, or somebody did a cut where they
cut that in, because they animatedthat whole thing too, and then somebody
put it together where it's supposed tobe, and you would have like breaks
in the comic to put that comicin it, because it was a story
within the story, and that storywas even interesting as well. I know
it's sometimes like parallels symbolism, blahblah blah blah blah, but it's it's

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fun. You should really read TheWatchman. If you haven't read it,
watch it, or if you haven'tread it, read it do yourself favorite
do both. Honestly, watch itand read it. And you know,
you just have to deal with theblue dong that that's the thing when you
watch the movie. But nonetheless,I was very surprised that he had done
these things, and you know,he's continued to do some voice work.

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I'm acting here and there, buthe's your most notable star in this entire
movie. Everybody else just kind oflike either this was their one off or
you know, they've really done nothingafter again, you know, the only
person that maybe has something else isthe guy that plays Atkins, Christopher Michael.
You know, he's played some otherthings. He was a new Jack
City, the cable guy Fools rushin, you know. More recently,

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he was on Glow Goliath, whowas back in Saving and Say I was
saved by Gray. I thought itwas Saving Grace. Like he's been a
bunch of round things. He played, you know, a role two episodes
of Brooklyn nine nine as well.You know, nothing really great, but
there really isn't anybody in this moviethat you're kind of like, oh,
okay, that's who it is.Maybe Bruno Patrick. He might be something

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that some people might know, butreally he hasn't had a whole lot at
all. Like he looks like somebodythat you should know, Like he definitely
looks like somebody that you should know, but he really hasn't been in a
whole lot. And you got KathyCrifter Christofferson, who has been in things

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like Californication, Lucifer, and shewas in Common Writer, which is really
funny because these things are exactly likethat. She was on The Young and
the Restless Pects in two and twelve, which is like pretty crazy just in
general. But yeah, again,common writer, that's really funny because The
Guiver could be compared to that aswell. So again, you don't have

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like a huge cast, you don'thave something that is you know, it's
it has this feel, and Isay it in the intro of this like
direct to video feel. Though itdid get an actual like release as well
in uh you know, but itseemed like it's only release was in Japan,
like it didn't even get it here. It caught it over there,

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and then you know, here itis, it comes it's here in the
US. I think that it basicallyjust hit direct to DVD or direct to
video at that time, because thiswas ninety four when this movie came out,
and there was like so it's weirdbecause a lot of the actresses in
this movie actually posed in lingerie andskimpy bikinis for a spring issue of fem

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Fatals magazine to promote the movie,which is really odd that they even did
this. Uh, that's that's aninteresting fun fact that I would have never
thought about, Like, why areyou gonna like promote this movie in some
random fucking magazine by having the actressesthat star in your movie go and pose
in lingerie and skimpy bikinis when thishas nothing to do with it, Like,

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what was the thought? Like,you know, Annima, there's a
lot of horny guys that like anime. You know, they're out there they
you know, we don't know whatthis thing, this craze that's gonna come
in the two thousands. Yeah,I'm totally thinking about right now. It's
the wifeoo craze where people are goingto be attracted to these you know,
these animated girls and they're gonna putthem on body pillows that they're gonna snuggle

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up to all the time. That'sgonna be their wifeo. And they're gonna
ship certain people. Well what isship? Oh, that's where they're gonna
be, like that's the person thatI wanted to be in the relationship with.
But that's not gonna be like gearedtowards like men or women. That's
gonna be both. But the wifeothing primarily men, okay, and they're
pervy. Men are pervy motherfuckers.And what a better way to do this

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to a series that a lot ofpeople aren't going to think is even inspired
by something you know, outside ofthe US, because who you you know,
Monster shows that that's an American thing, that's not an international thing.
Nobody knows what the fuck this thingis. So let's take our actresses and
let's go put them in skimpy assbikinis. Um how skimpy um? Well,

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let's do some lingerie so it's likeat least somewhat classy and uh,
you know, micros really aren't athing right now, so you know,
if we have the chance later on, maybe we could do something like that.
But let's go with those you know, those high asked bikinis that exist
right now in the nineties, likethey're right at the end of the eighties
and they're kind of going on style. You know, the hips for everything

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is you know, it's it's sittinga little lower now in the hips than
it used to. So maybe wedo some of those, okay, but
make sure make sure the room isnice and cold so that way that you
can see at LEAs see the nipples. And that's gonna get tons of people
go watch this movie. And thentons of people didn't really see this movie.
You know, it's budget itself.That really isn't much out there to

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have for a budget, but itdefinitely is longer. It's it's a good
forty minutes longer than the original film, which surprised the living hell out of
me that we had so much moreGuiver to tell in this movie. And
honestly, like a lot of peoplehave said, it kind of does stick
a little closer to the source material, not completely, but it definitely includes

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some things from the source material intothis movie and it makes it interesting.
Right. So hey, it's it'sThe Guiver. That's the way this movie
is gonna go. So is itbetter than The Guiver? Is Dark Hero
really the better of the two movies? Well, I guess we're gonna find
out. And what better way tostart a movie then, you know,

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with a recap and some mobsters tryingto get some cocaine the Giver Unit.
It's been a year since the alienarmor invaded my body. It became a
part of me. A year sinceI first became the Giver and destroyed the
Chronos Corporation and their shape changing killers, the Zoonoids. Now Chronos is gone,
but the Giver stays in the callingme to fight to kill damn.

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How ye, I'll find that shipthen go a DC dolls. The latest

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technology. It makes cocaine with plasticgets shaping into anything you like, melted
back down, it's pure. Thefuck was that I didn't check it out?
You got it? Starting to regretthat kore your choice. Now there's

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nobody up here, All right,girls, come on, let's susso let's
go. Let's go movement. Andof course that's when the Giver shows up
and begins kicking everybody's ass. Andin the way this movie starts, I
really thought it was starting. Likebasically, once we got intro to the

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Giver, when Sean first put onthe suit and we had those thugs and
everything like that, and the waythese action scenes are done, I was
like thinking, oh god, it'sthat again. And the other thing that
kind of like I don't want tosay it pisses me off, like because
it really doesn't. But what doesn'tmake sense to me is that they say
they're monstrous assassins, the zoonoids,the assassins of the corporate. No,

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the corporation are the zoonoids. That'slike the zoonoids, like base of operations
is this corporation. There is agoddamn zoan lord, right, Like there
is a master at the top ofeverything. And here you know spoiler that
we're gonna learn later on the movie. But it makes sense, you know,
in terms of the overarching thing thatwe have to have invite those things

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again, that the zoonoids and theChronos Corporation have multiple levels. It's not
just the one that was there inLa. It's worldwide. There's all these
different like facts and sects of thefucking corporation and it's probably overrun by like
or overseen by one giant zoanoid boss. And that's what honestly gets me about

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the ending of the goddamn movie aswell, which I won't spoil right now,
okay, but like, it's justit drives me mad in the way
that this movie ends and what theydo, and the fact that the Chronos
Corporation is like multiple places out therein the world. But of course,
since there's no Chronos Corporation here inLa, the guiver has to go around

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just beating up normal thugs. Here'sa guy just trying to make money for
his crime family, trying to feedthe crime babies, you know, support
his crime kids as they're trying togo to college to get that nice crime
degree. So that way they canwork in the underworld a little bit longer.
You think being a mafioso boss comeseasy, No, of course it
doesn't. It takes time, drugs, money, and the women. If

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I learned anything from fucking Scarface,those are the things that you need to
ensure that you have a very strongcrime organization, only to be overthrown by
other crime organizations that want you deadbecause you overstepped your fucking boundaries. But
it's one of those things within thisthat hear these guys and they've decided or

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they've figured out a way to synthesizecocaine into plastic so they can make it
in dolls and then they can shipit to wherever they want without the cop
it's being any the wiser. They'rejust barbies, man, that's all.
We have a legitimate business here.We have a legitimate business over here.
You know. We got these wegot these these dolls from We're just gonna
we're gonna play with them, that'swhat we're gonna do. What do you

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think this is? This is legitimate, Okay, you know the little little
Italian restaurants over here, we gotit. We sell the dolls in the
back, so anything wrong with that. You know, kids they want to
play with dolls, they want tohave them, they want to keep them,
they want to brush their hair,and every once in a while they
want to get a little high sothey can break off a finger, chop

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it up, it snorted, allbe good. But that's not what these
are. These are real dolls,you know. That's that's what I'm saying.
Legitimate business man over here, Andso I don't know why this don
sounds like that, but that guessthat's just a don for you, right.
Uh guess that is my worst MarlonBrando impression that I've ever or done

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ever, and it's also my first. But nonetheless I fucking terrible. You
know. So they're there, andthis is what, like I said,
I was worried that we're gonna getthe same type of action that we've got
in the last one, which isa lot of him picking up guys and
just throwing them in places and that, because that's how it kind of starts,
to be completely honest with you.Then we get the one guy that

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does no kung fu, mister Kanoover here, and you know, then
it actually picks up a bit towhere I'm like huh. They're actually doing
more with the fight scenes in thisthey're actually doing a much better job.
Yeah, there's still guys being throwninto like you know, cardboard boxes and
you know, barrels and shit likethat, but he's actually beating the shit

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out of them, breaking one guy'sfucking leg. I was like, holy
shit, killing another guy, like, he's just killing all these mobsters off.
And then the cop that's there thathad caught them, you know,
he's being held hostage and they're Bay'slike, oh, take down that guy.
They try to shoot the guiver.Of course, it doesn't fucking work
because the guy's wearing fucking armor.Hey, that go over there. It

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looks like he's wearing some sort ofmetal plating. I know, let's get
our guns and shoot at him.What why would you want to shoot him,
mam? Because I'm won two man? What the fuck skeletor why are
you part of this game? Iwant to be a mafioso man, and
so god damn it. You know, it's just it's like the dumbest thing

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ever. Here's a guy fully playedin armor, decked out with giant fucking
blades on his thing, and aweird thing in the center of his head,
glowing like putting smog out of hisfucking you know mask thing gass his
face. Oh might as well shootthe guy instead of like, oh fuck,
we need to get the hell outof here. Or you know what
might work, you know, blades, something that can stab him because there's
obvious like openings unless you're like thebest crack shot, like you got fucking

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hit Man forty seven over there,and he can fucking just shoot him from
distance. Snipers are trained hit himright where it hurts, but no they
don't, so they all fucking die. But the cop that they captured,
he ends up trying to stop themain mob guy from running away and then
he gets blown up and they useyou know, the blood packs come out
and pooooo. It's not quite RoboCop, but it's almost there. He gets

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loaded with a bunch of holes andthere's a bunch of blood spray that happens,
and the guy ends up. Likeit's funny because when they do it
on the news and they talk aboutit just a little while, they're like,
yeah, guy got shot and he'slike in critical addition and he's probably
not gonna make it. And I'mlike well, yeah, he got shot
like seventeen times. You know,he's not like fifty cent. He's not

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gonna get shot nine times and survive. He's just gonna get shot with the
amount of times he gets a shot. Here, yeah he's dead. I
mean ED two oh nine took thisguy out. And instead of saving your
bullets because you think bullets gonna workagainst the guiver and using it on the
guiver, it's dead. You justshoot the cop up, waste your whole
fucking clip on the goddamn cop,and then you're surprised when the guiver comes

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over and fucking kills you. You'relike, no, don't kill me.
I have a family. It'll beokay, MA kill the motherfucker guiver ma
SkELL towards a bitch. Nonetheless,you know he goes and he slices him
on the neck and you see theslice go through the neck and the blood

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come down, and I was like, well, shit, this is a
more violent fucking movie because you canstill be PG. Thirteen and show a
guy get his fucking knee snapped inhalf. There's no blood, but seeing
a guy get his throat slit,yeah, okay, that puts you in
rated our territory. You know,if they don't swear a whole lot in

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this movie, there's a couple ofshits. I don't think there's a fucking
the whole movie. But again,this is the early nineties and saying shit
will probably get you into the Rrating territory, unlike today, we're the
only thing that you knew need tohave to get you into our R rating
is two fucks. Right, Sothis podcast is rated R. But it's
just it's weird because again, youhave everything with the first one, and

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the first one really is an originstory, right. He finds the guy
Ever unit and he fights off thebad guys and hey, we're done.
Everything's great. He's there with Mizukiand everything's great. And then in this
one he's established, but he's fightingcrime and you know, but he's not,
like he's a dark hero. Hencewith the title. He's not your
regular, average, every day runningthe mill superhero. No, he's not

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your Batman's where he breaks bones butmakes your people survives. Nah, he
goes over there and kills motherfuckers.That's the way that this guy Ever works,
you know. So that's why he'sthe quote unquote dark hero. Of
this movie. So anyway, Sohe beats the shit out of everybody,
kills him all off, the copscome. But before he leaves, which
is the fucking stupidest part of thiswhole thing, he's got to leave his

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fucking calling card. So he looksover and there's like a metal great against
a wall over here, and thenlike lasers shoot out of his little like
that metal core thing that's on hishead, and then all of a sudden,
on the wall he writes out GuyverAnd it's like, why why do
you gotta leave a calling card?And you know, the whole thing with

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him now is it's like it's thesuit. The suit wants to kill,
and it's not like, you know, you could have stopped the suit from
fight leaving your name all over theplace. Huh. I wonder who we're
looking The mysterious mass Vizor Lancy isout there beating up and killing criminals and
stopping crimes. I don't know whathis name is, though, Fuck they
don't know what my name is.I'm the motherfucking guy a son. I

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need to go out there. Ineed to make sure I write my name
on shit, so then I'm gonnago down there and listen, Guyver,
I mean, I know that you'retaking over my body. Listen, you
motherfucker. They gonna know who Iam. Please, please, you've already
killed these people. I don't wantto kill any people anymore. I don't
mind stopping crimes. And I thinkwe need to read Los Angeles of all

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this. No, no, youthink I'm doing this just for the fun
of it. You think I'm doingthis so that that people can feel safe
at night. No, I wantthem to know who I am. Come
on, Guiver, don't do thisto me. No, fuck you there
they know what's the Guiva And herecome the cops. Uh. I wonder

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who did this that. I can'tfucking read this shit, and you know,
somebody like flames to it. Andthen that's when the title screen comes
on, because it all fills inthe lights. Guiver, dark Hero.
It's just I don't know why heneeds to leave the fucking calling cards.
It just does not make sense tome with the whole thing. You know,

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I know he studied with Steven Seagalfor so long, and he got
his moves down. In fact,he surpassed his master because he canna actually
kick ass and unlike Seagal, wherehe can only flip people over. And
so yeah, that's right, it'sback to Bash and Seagal the less.
It's it's a good intro besides thename on the wall bullshit, But I

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still think that it's it's good.I think that this sets the tone for
the movie. You know that it'sgoing to be darker than the original one.
You know that the action is probablygoing to be better. It's still
gonna get you in the Supercenti worldbecause of course there's still monsters and all
those types of things are gonna goon, or the common Rider world or
wherever you want to put these things. It's still fun, right, it's

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still going to be you know,you're going to be entertained. If you
enjoyed that beginning of it, totallysay that you're gonna be entertained. And
I enjoyed the beginning of this movie. So then we cut back and we
see that here Sean, of coursenow played by David Hayter, and he's
there sleeping on the bed and hewakes up. But what's funny is the
little thing on the back of hisneck where the giver comes from. It's

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like pulsating and when they focus inon it, so it's obviously like fake
skin that's like bulging up and bouncingback and forth. But what it looks
like, it looks like a pairof testicles that are on the back of
his neck that are just like bulging. It's like it's too hot, it's
too cold. It's too hot,it's too cold. And then when they
subside, they like suck back intothis body. Oh no, I lost

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my balls, you know. Theymove from down below to the back of
my neck, and now there's somewhereelse in my body. And so it's
just it's funny, Like the waythat it looks is so terrible. It's
so funny. But he's got itand he's like freaking out. And then
he goes to turn on the TVbefore he sits down to do some more

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drawings, and when he turns iton the first time, and I don't
know if this is because the qualityof the you know, the movie that
I'm watching. I watched this allon YouTube. It's available on YouTube if
you want to find it. It'sout there. It's also available in streaming.
I should have seen a streaming versionso I could actually see some of
the scenes better. But for whatmy purpose is for this, it was
perfectly fine, and maybe that's whyit looks like a ball sack. But

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he turns on the TV, andso he either he has the oldest TV
in the world or they actually didn'tturn on the TV, because once he
turns it on, there's nothing onthe screen, but there's sounds of a
kung fu movie going on in thebackground. And eventually when it goes to
him at the desk and they pandown to look at what he's been drawing,
and then they pan back up tothe TV, the TV has been

(30:21):
turned on and it looks like it'sone continuous shot. And I bet you,
for the love of God, therewas somebody that was on the set
and they're like, fuck, theTV didn't turn on. Okay, you're
gonna go down there. You're gonnapan it, and you, Jim,
run the fuck over there and makesure that shit turns on. And he
runs so fast, and the camera'sabout to pan back up to the TV
so you can see what he's watching, which is again some kung fu movie,
and all you see in the corneris like some guy's shoe because he

(30:45):
dove and as he was diving by, he hit the button on the TV
so it turns on, and thenhe landed on the floor and he slid
underneath the couch and meanwhile, youknow, you barely see him as he
goes off screen. I wish thathad actually happened, because it'd be fucking
hilarious. But nonetheless he's watching it, and then you know, he falls
asleep because he still has like thedream of everything taking on, like he's

(31:06):
trying to hide the guiver in andthen the guiver comes out, and then
you find out that he's back onthe bed asleep, and then he's you
know again, the TV is stillon. He goes and gets coffee,
and he turns the channel over toa news program which is very reputable,
you know, in the world ofregular news. And of course it's one
of those ones like Inside Edition thatis talking about an instant that's had happened

(31:29):
somewhere out in some random forest.Inside expos in Three Points, Utah to
investigate what maybe a where wolf attackLord Curlew and his brother Judd were exploring
some caves above these woods when Juddwas attacked and fatally maulved ranges here are
calling it a fair attack. ButDoug has a different explanation. Yeah may

(31:53):
change. Yeah, right before itwas a man and then it was a
thing through teeth and claws like loosecave paintings. I should become a love.
No, we're at drunk. Youpeople call me a lot and my

(32:13):
brother's dead man. That ain't alot. I want. Asked to describe
his attacker, Doug gave us thisdrawing, which he says is a copy
of the painting found on the cavewall. This, he claims, is
what killed Judd Curlew. I Ewent looking for this cave to verify Dog's
story, and we found it.But an archeological expedition investigating the cave was

(32:37):
suspiciously uncooperative when we asked a shootinside. Next up, more Elvis sightings.
Oh good, I'm glad they're goingback to what really matters. Seeing
Elvis some more like Elvis was theTupaca back in the day, which was
whatever, you know, dead celebritythat everybody's currently seeing. You know,
I don't see that as much asI possibly should nowadays, just kind of

(32:59):
thinking about it, like once,the last time a celebrity died, then
all of a sudden you saw oryou heard about sightings of that celebrity,
like in the day and age whereI guess there are cameras everywhere, whether
it's on your phone or on somebody'shouse or just on a street lamp somewhere.
You know, they think that therewould be some like doctored footage.
I'm sure with AI and the waythat it's going, all of a sudden,

(33:20):
one of these days we're gonna seeBiggie fucking walking around, or we're
gonna see Robin Williams randomly at youknow, a gas station in some place,
or whomever is out there. Thereare still some of the conspiracy theories
of like you know Tom Petty diedand then that's not really Tom Petty,
that's just a twin. Like we'vegot a couple of those, like recently,
I think Taylor Swift has won aswell, which are absolutely wild.

(33:42):
But we don't have like the deathhoax type of conspiracy theory anymore. The
Elvis is the Tupacs. The Tupacis the last one that I can really
remember. You know, you don'thear anybody talking about like XX Tantastion or
where the hell his name was?Like them saying that he's really alive and
he didn't die here. You know, one of those things instead the ones
that you see nowadays is that,oh, this person didn't really they didn't

(34:05):
die due to this. They werekilled by the government because they're going to
expose this giant fucking thing. Likeokay, yeah, right, Oh,
they were really involved with this,Like Drunkie mc drunk her face that was
out there. Obviously she's constantly inthere. No, she's just being fucking
pumped with drugs or this guy overhere is being done this by the government.
Okay, I understand there are governmentshenanigans that are going on. I'm

(34:29):
not gonna say that that's not thetruth, but some things are just a
little too much, and especially whenyou have like movie footage being put out
as real fucking footage. But nonetheless, I digress with that whole thing.
So he sees this on the TV. And what's funny is is he goes
and his moment that the program isabout to start, he puts the record

(34:51):
and he starts recording the fucking thing, and then when the episode is over,
or this segment is over, hestops it like he's got a fucking
TiVo over there, right, Okay, I'm using an old reference with TVO.
Okay, you can call it DVRwhere the fuck you want. Back
in this time and not even duringthis time, TiVo would have been the
thing to reference. So that's whyI'm referencing fucking TiVo. Fuck you are,

(35:13):
I'm old. But nonetheless, likehe's got a guy damn TiVo over
here, and he's able to stopalready what he's recorded, rewind and it
played instantly. Not and it's noteven that he hits the stop button,
he hits the rewind button directly onthere. And this TV fucking reminds so
did he record this? Because it'sobviously either I'm hoping that that's what it

(35:36):
was, because it looks like heturned on the TV the program was basically
starting, he hit record on theremote for the goddamn VCR that was there,
and then he just rewinds it andhits play to like, look at
some of the drawings that are onthe screen. Now, if I'm wrong
and he was just watching a tape, he's just watching what he recorded,
hit play and everything like that,Fine, I'm fucking wrong. But myne

(36:00):
knowledge and my memory and my memoryis terrible. I know this is that
it was starting. He hit recordand then he rewound it and rewound the
live TV that just happened and playedit automatically, so continuity. Fuck you,
I'm an idiot, but this isthe Brian's gonna talk like an idiot

(36:22):
for two hours of your life,so thank you for listening. But nonetheless,
he's you know, he wants tofind out because he's seeing these drawings
and they're exactly like the drawings they'sdone. And this isn't bum fuck nowhere,
this isn't bum fuck fucking Utah.Okay, So he flies out to
Utah or drives out to Utah,but before he does, he has to
have one last meeting with Mizuki orMitzki or however you want to fucking say

(36:46):
her name, to basically break upwith her because he's gonna follow where he
believes there are more zoonoids. Butof course she doesn't want to do anything
about that or be with him anymorebecause he won't stop being the giver and
live a normal life. I'm missking. Look, I'm ready to try

(37:08):
to make things better. I sawthe papers this morning. It doesn't look
like anything's better. I didn't comehere to talk about that. The security
guard died, Sean and those gangsters. How many people are you gonna have
to kill before you realize I don'tkill it kills Sean. Listen to yourself.

(37:31):
You've got to stop this. Itwon't let me. That's crazy,
I know, and I want toend it. Will you listen? There
was a thing on TV this morningabout a werewolf sighting in Utah. Werewolves
zo anoids. If you saw lizgeror Balchus for the first time, what

(37:52):
would you got? Stop it?I don't want to hear it anymore.
There are no more zoonoids. Chronosis gone. Can you let it go?
What's the point of holding on?You go over it and over it,

(38:13):
and you get crazier and crazier.When do you just say that this
isn't gonna work? Is it?Fuck? No, it's not gonna work.
It's not gonna work because she's notwilling to believe in you, like
you have this alien technology that's insideof you that's forcing you to do things

(38:36):
or like making you crave to fightout crime. You know, out there
in all these places, you sawall these zoonoid things. You saw these
monsters. I understand you want tomove on with your life. You don't
want to think about this anymore.Why do you got to live in the
past. Well, this thing keeptelling me there's more of these motherfuckers out
there and I have to go killthem. Meanwhile, I need your support.

(38:58):
We're supposed to be in a relationshiphere, but no, you don't
want to deal with this. Thisis too much for you to handle.
Okay, bye bye, Like it'sit's such a weird thing to drop this
person. And the reason that we'redropping Meetsky Mizuki or wherever the fuck you
want to call her is because wehave to have a different love interest.

(39:19):
Can't be the same fucking love interestas it was in the first movie,
because we're not going to have thisactress for the whole time. Like,
to me, that doesn't make sense. And I don't think that she should
have been written out of this movie. I don't mind the character that's gonna
come up, Corey that we're gonnameet in a little while. She's fine
the actresses. I'm not like saying, hey, it needs to be this,

(39:39):
but why do we have to havethis separation with his character? It
doesn't make any sense if this isthe person he had pined after for the
longest time, and she went throughall this, they became closer and they
finally kiss after the it really feelsand when it comes to this part of
the movie, in this movie,the relationship side again, we have to

(40:00):
force a fucking relationship in these typesof movies, it makes no sense.
Why it's this goddamn fast right andeverything that goes on, and it's like,
oh, hey, I dropped thisperson. Well I'm single now,
so I can just go around andfuck anything I want to, Because who
I dropped that deadweight Mizuki right?Who I had been in a relationship or

(40:22):
trying to get in a relationship formany many years and it finally happened.
And now she can't deal with thefact that I fight space monsters. And
then why would you think that Chronosis just completely gone? Like we defeated
Chronos. You think that a giantalien organization that told you in the first
movie that they are the vampires,they are the werewolves, every mythological being

(40:46):
that you ever heard of that's themwould only be in one small fucking building
in la And that's it. Likeyou killed all of them, that they
had all these tanks where they weregeneral reading more of the zoonoids, Like,
come on, really, really thatthat's what you did, that's what

(41:07):
that's what you think. It's ridiculous. So anyway, so he leaves,
they break up and then goes toUtah, and when he arrives in Utah,
he decides that he needs to golooking for this archaeological dig site and
actually, you know, figure outwhat's going on. Excuse me, Yeah,
there's an archaeological dig going on.You're here? Do you know where
it is? Customer? Wait?Are you go and buy something? Yeah?

(41:32):
Well I'll arn any five. Doyou know how to reach someone?
I have to get to that dig? Oh no, no, ask down.
It's a arrangers. But he wantedto day. Excuse me, I

(41:58):
said, what do you want itto do? If you work in the
day, maybe your business there Ihave to see you would impress private site?
You know? No, No,I'm not a reporter. I just
need to need to what Look,I've been doing these for months. They're

(42:22):
like the ones I saw on TV, the ones from your cave. I
see it in my dreams and Iput it down on paper. Yeah,
I know what it sounds like whatyou've seen this, you've seen this.

(42:52):
I can't help you. Thanks,Warren, please take me there. Sorry,
I don't think so. Wait Ineed to know. I can't.
I'm sorry. Will you wait asecond? Would you back away from the

(43:14):
truth that please? Okay? Firstoff, this owner is a fucking asshole,
right. He could have just said, I don't know shit, go
talk to somebody else, or buysomething and get out, like he could
have just been like that. Butno, he's just like, I'll tell
you what it is boys some castfrom Markham Whiton and then he buys something

(43:35):
I don't know. Shit, No, get the fuck out of here.
Thank you for your business? Likeyou you motherfucker sitting back there doing your
bullshit that's going on? Like,just tell me what I need to know.
It's not like this place is likesuper fucking busy. There's what three
people and somebody's buying fucking bud Dry, like bud Dry, what type of

(43:57):
like backwards hit places? This andthis is Utah? Isn't Utah fucking dry
in general? Like I mean I'venever been and I know that in like
Salt Lake City, for example,you can get alcohol, but you can
only get it in special places,and you you know, if you go
into a bar, it has tobe hidden from everybody else. But here
it is Budweiser suddenly has some typeof like grab on the whole society and

(44:21):
that they put enough money into thismovie for bud Dry to be there.
Like what exactly is bud dry?Like is it the same type of like
piss taste, but you also havedehydration when you're done? Is that what
bud Dry is? I can onlyimagine that's what it really is, because
oh god, Budweiser is disgusting ingeneral. But I mean, if you're

(44:43):
gonna drink a beer, drink abeer, don't drink water. That's that's
what I'm trying to say. Ordrink piss because that's basically what you're drinking,
you know. Or if you're gonnadrink that, then get yourself,
you know. I don't know someother Budweiser product that is, you know,
not necessarily heavy, not necessarily dry. You know, you can drink

(45:04):
it more like water. It'll justkeep you hydrated out there. I'm sure
it has a name and a lotof people are talking about it lately and
for probably stupid reasons. But yeah, okay, yeah, just whatever,
just yeah, oh, I knowwhat it is. It's a michelob Ultra.
Go get yourself a michelobo Ultra insteadof getting that. So nonetheless,

(45:25):
the Terrible Terrat Podcast is brought toyou by michelob Ultra. They're not giving
him anything, but nonetheless, soso you know, he chases her outside
of course. And it's funny becausewhen they're talking and you hear like all
the cars and shit going by,that is fucking loud as shit because they're

(45:45):
still inside the goddamned like station orwhatever it is, the little liquor store,
the little mom and pop grocery store, the asshole store, whatever you
want to call this place. Likethey're inside, cars shouldn't be that fucking
loud. That is the gain ontheir booms picking up everything. Or they
decided, you know what we need, We need to show that this place

(46:07):
is busy and that the road there'sa lot of people going around here.
There's this a big hubub with thearchaeological dig site that's going on. We
need car noises, and so we'regonna put car noises here over them while
they're talking, and you can barelyhear them talk when the car noises go
by. But they're inside of goddamnbuilding. Why is it so goddamn loud.
This is just a pet peeve ofmine. It doesn't mean that it's

(46:29):
tip well, it kind of meansthat's terrible, but you get what you
get, so you know, hegoes outside. She just throws to I
love how she puts the groceries inthe truck too. She's got like the
bag full of groceries and she carefullyputs the budweiser into the fucking back of
the truck. After she takes thebag of groceries and just fucking tosses them
in there, just post them inthere, just literally whoop boom, and

(46:53):
they're there. And they've had tohave spilled all over the back of her
truck, right. This is notlike she's strapping them down. You would
think. It looks like there's likelettuce sticking out. There's a bag of
chips. There's probably some chili inthere, because if you're gonna be in
a dig site, the best thingto have is chili. And then you
got to make sure that the beeris okay. But then you just kind

(47:13):
of all put it in the backof the truck and you just drive off
like I would imagine that you kindof either strap it down or like that
bag of groceries, like not thebeer so much. Okay, that could
all go butt in the back.I don't give a shit. You could
do those things. But the groceriesthat you have, wouldn't you put them
in the front seat with you solike the wind doesn't take them out,

(47:34):
so that your bag of chips don'tend them somebody's windshield. They're all of
a sudden a costed by Cheetos asthey're going down, and it's like it's
broken open, so it's like flyingall over them. All this cheetle dust
is all over the place. Theytry to use the windshield wipers, but
they can't because it's just make themthe cheatle even more like thick. And
then you know, they finally geta little bit and then they realize,
oh shit, it's a tree andthey blow up because they crash into it.

(47:58):
Yeah, that's what's gonna happened ifyou just leave that grocery bag out
there. I thought everybody knew that, especially if you go with Cheetos,
because cheetleed us is no joke.Did you know that cheatle Us kills about
seventy five drivers a year just becauseidiots put in the back of pickup trucks.
Yeah, and now you know,and knowing, of course it's a
terrible terror fact, God damn it. But nonetheless, it's bad when you

(48:24):
laugh at your own stupid bullshit.But nonetheless, so they continue down.
She does double back, and shedoes get him because, as she explains
here, you know, she's ascientist show. She knows what it is
to need to know. I'm CoreyEdwards, I'm a researcher up at the
DIG and you are Sean Parker.And look, I'm sorry. I didn't

(48:57):
mean to freak out back there.It's just this is important to me.
Nice to meet you, so Uwhy don't you come back? Because I'm
a scientist, I know what it'slike to need to know. Okay,

(49:22):
So they're both going hardcore and RiqueIglesias on this, I need to know.
I need to know. Tell meGod or unit because I need to
know. I need to know.I need to know. Okay, that's
enough. That's all the singing thatyou guys get in this episode. Maybe
maybe when we get to maybe somethingelse. There might be songs. I

(49:45):
don't know, we'll find out,but nonetheless, so there they arrive at
the dig site and they're hire atthe dig site, and you see that
the archeological team is made up mostlylike students that are working on things for
them. This is like some typeof edition. And then they go into
the caves. He starts, youknow, seeing all the things all over
the place. He tells him,of course, to stay put, but

(50:07):
he doesn't stay put, because whywould you. You're there to try to
find out if your drawings are actuallythere. And as he roams around the
cave, he sees the drawings onthe wall and they're exactly what he's been
drawing on the pieces of paper,just a little better. They're not much
better. Okay, he's able torecreate cave drawings, is what he's doing.

(50:27):
There's all these like cave drawings ofweird triangles and like weird robot looking
people things or whatever kind of almostlooks like you know, Alpha one,
but yet it's more like, ohgod, there's an old cartoon where there's
two robots. One's pink or one'sred and one's blue, and they fly
around and they've got like the bottomsand like a circular head and stuff like

(50:50):
that. I can't remember the nameof that goddamn thing. There is also
the two I think from Reboot,and maybe it's Reboot that I'm thinking about,
where they were like the assistance toone of the bad guys, where
they were always there getting in likethey were the dumb robots of the goddamn
show that were like, you know, the minions of one of the main
bad guys. I think it mighteven been Megabyte. I think that was

(51:12):
or Nigabyte. Where the fuck thatguy's name with that's kind of sounded.
I think it was Tony Jay,who is one of my favorite voice actors
to have ever lived. Right,if you don't know Tony Jay, please
go look that guy up because he'sjust fucking amazing. Guy's an absolute amazing
voice actor, and his voice someof my favorite characters from different things.
His most recognizable to me. Oneof my favorite things. Oh god,

(51:35):
this might be singing again, butHunchback of Notre Dame. He plays the
antagonist. He's the voice and hesings my favorite fucking Disney song, which
is hell Fire because that song isfucked up and how that ended up in
a fucking Disney movie hell Fire,this Fire, or like like burning Desire,

(51:55):
this Fire, like that that songlike fucking rocks, Okay, and
he's the way he sings it withhis baritone fucking voice is absolutely amazing.
But if you haven't checked it out, fucking check it out, you know.
But nonetheless, so they see allthe stuff on the wall, and
of course, you know, Coreycomes up to him, is like,

(52:16):
you know, why didn't you juststay where you were supposed to? And
that's when Sean is officially welcomed inas now a member for the team because
she snuck him into the crew.He shouldn't wonder off like that, you
know, if anybody asked that,you know this much to me as it

(52:39):
does to you. But they're tellingme the operations. We don't he's pater.
Soon they're going to shut a shown. Peter's heard of them treating this
expedition like an oil No, Iknow, but their management. You and
I had a degree. I findyou your payd itt but I wanted to
show my way. Hey, that'swhat I want, And I'm going to

(53:00):
keep him off as long as Ican just do a good job, Okay,
I can't make miracle. Yes youcan. That's why you're here.
Yeah. Yeah, I'd like youto meet Sean Burker from State. I
was supposed to come up earlier buthe had to finish up Project Sean.
My father, Marcus Edwards. Goodto meet you, so, sir,

(53:21):
we can use the help. Now. This is Arlin Craye and our operations
director and Gus volk Or our securitychief. Welcome on board. Nice to
meet as soon Marcus. Okay,administration, Well you go get him set

(53:43):
up. I've got to go crackthe whip. Okay, thanks, Dan.
Good, I don't get it.This is where you want to be,
right, Yeah, but so behappy. So the first thing I
want to say here is I wantto talk real fast about David Hayter and

(54:04):
the character of Sean in this movie. I think David Hayter plays the role
fine. I think that he's muchbetter than our original Sean. Right.
He's not stiff, he has charisma, he's you know, we guess you
would say both are good looking orwhatever. It is like, he's perfectly
fine. But I don't think Seanis written any much better, to be

(54:25):
honest, but it definitely like youhave that awkwardness in that scene between him
and Mazuki, But once he getsinto this environment, like he's much better
and here even in the way thathe's going through and he's like pretending that
he doesn't know anything, it's it'sa pretty good job to be honest with
you. And I like this littlescene right here because you get a little
bit of that where he's just kindof like trying to say, like,

(54:49):
you know, why would you likedo this for me? And she's like,
well, I told you, youknow you want to be a part
of this. This is a waythat you can do it. You're gonna
have to work for us, butyou're gonna get what you want type of
thing, right, And when theyfind the stuff that's in the wall,
he's again in terms of listening tohim, it's fine. Sometimes looking at
him it's a little awkward, likehe seems a little stiff, but he's

(55:09):
not stiff like our last fucking diver, you know. And a lot of
that I think has to do withthe way they do special effects in this
versus the way they did special effectsin that, because this is now starting
the age of CG and putting CGthings in or doing the special effects in
that way at least being somewhat computerassisted. It's not completely like CGI,

(55:31):
but it's definitely something that was puton top of everything that was there.
But again, a lot of thestuff is still practical, which is great
because if they were to do fulllike CGI models in this in this type
of budget for this movie, itwould look absolutely terrible and way out of
place. I mean, it wouldlook like putting stuff from Heavy Metal two

(55:52):
thousand into this movie. And theCGI in that movie was terrible, and
that came out in ninety nine,so or even two thousand probably was two
thousand. That was the age oftime where they were sticking two thousand on
everything because it's now the year twothousands. Of movies all have to have
it instead of it just being like, you know, it's this, like

(56:12):
Godzilla two thousand shouldn't have been Godzillatwo thousand, should have been Godzilla versus
wherever the fuck the monster was inthat movie who I can't remember. It
wasn't Destroyer. That one was actuallycool. So you have him. He
now meets Bob and Bob like he'sworking on some skeletons, and there's obviously
a zo annoid skeleton that he's workingon. He's like, oh, yeah,
this is like a dinosaur from thePelithic era, and you know,

(56:36):
but then he noticed there was somethingthere. There's this hand that's sticking out
of the ground. He's like,dinosaur from the Paralelithic era, but what's
what's that in his hand? Andthat's when he noticed that in the hand
that's sticking out of the ground,there was about tree fitty and that's when
he realized it was a goddamn locknessmonster there pretending to be a goddamn dinosaur

(56:57):
who's pretending to be a goddamn zoanoid. Like, I can't believe this.
I can't believe they actually found thegoddamn lockness monster in this fucking movie.
But nonetheless, yeah, no theydidn't. I had to make a
fucking South Park joke. Yeah.So he's there, he's working on it,
and then we cut over to theevening after he's had a long,
hard day of work, and that'swhere we learned about one of my favorite

(57:22):
phrases in this movie, and wetry we're gonna try to figure out what
exactly an archaeological group he is.After this, Wow, looks like he
really immersed yourself. Yeah, it'slike I was digging up parts of myself.
Yeah, some kind of archaeology group. Here are you? Sean?

(57:47):
Just that I can't figure you out? I mean, why is coming here
so important to you? Where didyou see those drawings? I told you?
Oh yeah, right, Sean,I brought you here like you asked.

(58:07):
Don't you think I deserve a realexplanation? A hint, even Corey.
I want to, but I can't. I don't really know what I'm
looking for. I know, Iknow that's no answer. Yeah, your

(58:30):
specialty I'm beginning to discover. Well, listen, maybe we should just call
today a field trip and tomorrow we'llsend you on your way. No,
I need to stay, but Iknow I've got no reason to be here.
You don't even know me. ButI need to stay. Why Because

(58:52):
I can't be anywhere else. Igot nowhere else to go. Sorrys's not
good enough. I thought you saidyou knew what it was like to need
to know. I wonder, Oh, Burne Like, okay, so before

(59:21):
we get another thing, I reallywant to talk about. I like the
way that she approaches the whole thing. And I think that the character of
Corey is Like the way that she'sdone and the way that she's written,
I think it's actually pretty good becauseshe's really kind of straightforward with the whole
thing. Right, she really wantshim to tell her exactly why she's there.

(59:42):
Yeah, she's a scientist. She'sthere to figure out what's going on
and to discover something. And youknow, like she said, she needs
to know because it's some type ofgrape fine that they're trying to uncover over
here. And we learn exactly alittle later what exactly they are looking for.
Right, it's not really explained.You know, there's the whole like

(01:00:04):
bones and dinosaur type of thing andYadA, YadA, YadA, but it's
definitely a cover up for something biggerand something greater. But when he starts
to give like the same reasonings toher, he like she's just you know
rejecting it, you know, likethat's not a good enough explanation. Like
he's like, I just need tobe here. Well, yeah, that
really isn't a good enough explanation.There's a lot of points in this movie

(01:00:27):
where like in my mind I'm thinking, like, yeah, that doesn't make
sense. And then she literally comesout and says exactly the same thing.
And I really like those things aboutthis movie. And again, the tone
in this movie is right for whatthey're doing. It's not like completely and
utterly serious, but it's definitely notgoofy, and it's definitely leading you in

(01:00:49):
the right type of direction. There'sgoofy shit, don't get me wrong.
There's stuff that's like laughably like reallyawkward or ridiculous, but in general,
it is getting the tone down soalready, I think that this might be
a better movie. Even though itdidn't get the fanfare and the release that
the original movie got, it's stillyou know, maybe it's a hidden gym.

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At this point, I'm kind ofthinking to myself, like, yeah,
ridiculousness, but any of these typesof movie these are like you know,
common writers, supercenti things like thereis an inherent like ridiculousness that makes
it fun and will we get that? And that's something I have to constantly
think of as we watch this movie, and maybe we are going to get
some of that soon. And sothe other thing is what the fuck is

(01:01:37):
an archaeological groupie? Like what typeof person makes an archaeological groupie? Like
do they follow the scientists like theygo around. Oh my god, it's
doctor Fisher. Oh. They sayhe found fifteen dinosaur bones and one human
skull from the Paleolithic era. Ohmy god, oh oh oh. I

(01:02:00):
have to get on the dig site. I have to follow it around.
And then they're just on the outsidewith like their signs, and as the
doctor like drives in, they alreadythere. We love you, doctor Fisher,
You're the best. Oh my god, have my babies, doctor Fisher.
Oh my god. And then he'sgot like his velvet rope as he's
walking in, and he points toa couple of the girls that are hanging

(01:02:22):
out there, and the one dudebecause he doesn't want to seem like he's
the sexist pig. You you andyou can come backstage to the dig site
and come along with me. Ohmy god, I can't believe they picked
us. Come on, Bill,it's okay if I cheat with you,
on you with doctor Fisher, becauseyou know what he does. That's all
right, babe. I'd want thisto be your first and your last archaeological

(01:02:45):
professor. Get your dick on,babe, you know, or is it
somebody that like needs to sneak inand break off a piece of the bone
and then like they have it,like they're clipping off the lock of hair
of the good doctor that's in there, and they're gonna store it forever.
Or is it somebody that is likegets fucking horny and it's totally attracted to

(01:03:06):
the idea of the dig, Likethey want to go in there and they're
gonna start fucking humping the bones orhumping the equipment that's in there, like
it's a fucking robot that humps awashing machine or some shit like that.
You know, the people are justgonna show up there. Oh you know,
Bob, I think we need togo back down there because I just
really feel that we need to workthrough the night and we're on the verge

(01:03:27):
of finding something big. Well,Phil, I think that's the way we
need to do it. Let's geta couple of people together. No,
I think that if you and Ijust go and just work for a little
while longer, maybe just like anhour, I'm sure that we find something.
Let's go down there and they godown into the dig and then all
of a sudden, who the fuckare you? And there's a guy with
his pants down and he's on thefloor and he's just humping the ground.

(01:03:49):
He's made himself a little hole downthere. Oh I'm just I'm just digging.
I'm dick digging. You never heardof this before. It's a new
technique. You just get us hardas a rock. There's a stuff that
just invented to make sure that youryour erection last for more than six hours.
And then you just start pounding theground and then oh my god,
I feel something. Oh it's it'sright, it's all oh yeah, and

(01:04:15):
it's just got jeez all over theskulls. Why would you do such a
thing? Um Um, I gottago. He runs off like songs for
a Hedgehog or some shit like that, Like is that an archeological groupie?
Or is that just a guy witha fetish. I mean, I'm not
gonna kink shame anybody, you knowfor for doing such a thing. But

(01:04:36):
hey, here we are, andthat's why I get the high ratings.
But nonetheless, so you know,they they walk off and you know he's
upset, And there's so many ofthese like types of scenes in the movie
which are ridiculous, where like theythey have this like this will they won't

(01:04:57):
they think going on for the wholemovie. And again, you know my
stand on romance in these types ofmovies, don't need it, don't want
it, always just put in there. But it's like they have an argument
and they get mad and like likehe at the end of it, he's
like, I thought you knew whatI needed to know and then walks off

(01:05:17):
and then she's like no wait,and like there's there's too many of these
types of scenes. And then thenext scene they're like nice to each other
and everything's great, and they're likenot mad at each other and they're more
like lovey dovey, you're flirty andstuff like that. It doesn't make sense.
So as you know, as theywalk away, we go back into
the forest and we see and againyou can tell the budget is very low

(01:05:41):
on this movie and where the budgetwent to a lot of the things,
just because the landscape is very generic. It's just a random forest. This
could be a park in the middleof nowhere that they you know, of
course, you know they're shooting onsite, but how expensive is it to
shoot in this type of place?And wherever they go inside it's an obvious
downstage with like lie even in thebeginning it's just like generic warehouse that they're

(01:06:02):
fighting in on It's dark everywhere,so nothing is really like it's all nondescriptive
like warehouse sitting with a bunch ofrandom lights over the place so it blinds
certain parts, so you can't tellthat. It's just a very cheap stage
that they set up for the scene. But nonetheless you have them. You
have two of the guys, theone guy from the news and that you

(01:06:24):
know whatever it was called the fuckwhat I don't remember something indecent exposure.
Whatever it was called indecent exposure.That's where you go on there and for
money they'll have you exposed part ofyour genitals on live TV because that's very
indecent. But you have them outthere, and he's basically brought a guy

(01:06:46):
that's trying to get a picture ofsaid werewolf out there, and of course
that's not going to be very youknow, helpful to either of their health.
It's around here that we saw itsomewhere. Do you think maybe we
could do this when there's a littlemore light you want to wear wolf or
not. Look, you've got aboutanother half hour, mister Curlew. After

(01:07:10):
that, I'm calling it quits.Just hang on your check book. Jesus
Christ, do you think you're theonly one? My dad and I are
known among academic community. Its outlinesof science. We're thinking about getting jackets

(01:07:35):
made up alb what oh because ofour unconventional theories we take on the wild
stuff, you know, the stuffthat people laugh at in the tabloids,
Bigfoot crop circles and the cave paintings. You have a theory on them,

(01:07:59):
you know, I tell you,But I can't touche what the back?
I don't know. I heard someoneshouting. You know, it could be
another bear attack. You go andget help. I'll take care of the
bear, right, I'll take careof the bear. Oh shit, Okay,

(01:08:25):
see this is what I'm talking about. So there's a couple of things
here. First off, like herreaction, like I was, like,
he said, tells her that he'sgonna go take care of the bear,
and she's just like, Okay,I'm gonna Like, there's a bear out
there, it's smalling a bunch ofpeople. It's a giant fucking attack.
Don't worry. I'll take care ofit. Oom. Okay, we'll just
go off and go get some peoplehelp. Go and take care of the

(01:08:45):
bear and everything's gonna be fine,Like literally, that was my reaction.
And then hers is, wait asecond, take care of the bear,
and I was like, holy shit, she's fucking smart, but she still
runs off to go get people andlets him go off and try to take
care of the bear. Right,And of course it's not a bear,
but it's an a zoanoid who Thisone kind of looks like a rhino,

(01:09:05):
I believe in this. There area couple of reused costumes from the original
and this is definitely not one ofthem. Most of them are like original
costumes and they don't look bad.This guy looks pretty good. It's not
very detailed, right, but it'salso not cheap. I don't know how
to exactly explain that, Like,you know, it looks very flat and

(01:09:28):
it's got like you know it definedmuscles, but they're not like super defined.
And definitely one of the models isbetter than the rest of them.
Actually, I honestly think there's anotherone that looks better than not necessarily like
your main zoanoid bad guy when weget to him, but it's just like
a throwaway one that looks better thanthis, right, And there's another one,

(01:09:54):
which is another person that we knowof, right, because all of
these are like, you know,people that we've seen. Most of them
are people who've seen and then infact there's even you know what. They
all look pretty good, and thisis probably one of the weaker ones.
I think the weakest one is anothercharacter that we know and that we've met,
and then there is like higher levels, and this guy would be the

(01:10:15):
second weakest in terms of the lookof the zonoids because I believe there's only
a total of six maybe that wesee, and one of them we only
see him for like a little bit. Oh no, no, we see
two more. I think we seehim actually, and there's one that's a
little more generic. So I'd saythere's one that's worse than this guy,
and then the other guy that's therein terms of the way the suit.

(01:10:36):
But nonetheless it looks like a rhino. He's got the thing. But the
funniest thing about this guy is thevoice, right, the monster scream,
because I swear to God, whenhe screams, like there, it sounds
like it's more of like a lizardtype thing or like you know what.
The sound effect that we use fora dinosaur. But every now and then

(01:10:56):
when he makes his like he poundshis chest and he were type of thing,
it goes wow, like it's afucking cat scream. It's it's a
cat that's like cornered somewhere, andit's like attacking back at something, like
they forced a cat to get thiscat scream out of it? Like why
is it all these mixed screams?Why is it just a beast? Sound

(01:11:19):
like this one is fine, giveit that. Keep it as that the
entire time, but every time itchanges. And I get that you take
like the sound of something and youtweak it, But why layer like five
fucking different sounds and one of themis a fucking cat? Doesn't make any
sense. Also, outlaws scientists,What the fuck is an outlaw scientist?

(01:11:42):
Is that like a guy that justloves fucking the hardcore country that's out there.
They're like a new type of mortalcycle gang, but instead of like
running drugs and beating up people,they have beakers that are out there with
them and like all their science equipment. You know they're gonna make a show
about these guys and fs it's theoutlaw scientist. You think you knew everything

(01:12:03):
about motorcycle gangs. Wait until yousee the Outlaws Scientists bram burn out brown
and it's like cutting by and it'slike the guy in the leather jacket with
the patches and he's got like OutlawsScientists on the back, but he's sitting
in a lab but he's supposed tobe in the lap coat but he's got
his like leathern chaps on. Andthen the motorcycles back that. Yeah,

(01:12:29):
don't worry, I'll make sure thatI add the sodium die phosphate burn bringing
Outlaw Scientists so fucking stupid. Oh, like I said, I'm calling myself
an idiot for this whole episode.But um so I guess maybe you should
make jackets. Uh maybe that shouldbe a T shirt the Law Scientists.

(01:12:55):
But nonetheless, so now we haveour first like you know, Supercentai type
of fight where we've got the guyin the suit versus the guiver because you
know, he runs through the forestand you get the first transformation that we
see in the movie, and thisone it could be better because in the
beginning when he was having like hisnightmare and he's like, somebody there,

(01:13:17):
there's a better one that happens whenyou have somebody else turn into the guiver
and not who if you've seen this, not who you're thinking of. It's
something else. Like there's like ashot and maybe that's where this is.
It's like a shot of a guylike slowly turning into it for the first
time. But here he just runs, says guiver and then it like pops

(01:13:40):
out of his neck in like verylike I would say two thousands TV CGI
that it comes out and then formsaround him and then he's in the suit.
And honestly, the suit, whileit doesn't feel like it's more metallic
or like you know, let's saymetal base like it should be, it
definitely looks a lot more fabricy.It allows the actor that's in the suit

(01:14:04):
to do more stunts and to dobetter stunts and better fighting scenes. And
it's a much better fighting scene thanin the first movie. And when he's
fighting it and the guy that's inthe other suit, it definitely looks a
lot more flexible for him too,because they're actually doing martial arts in these
things. It's not just random punchesthere. It feels like this is a

(01:14:28):
literal like Power Rangers type of likefight or a Supercenti fight or a common
rider fight where they're flipping and kickingand there's some ridiculous little things that happen.
They're they're jumping off trees and they'redoing these really awkward kicks, and
there's the pauses. So the kickhits perfectly and knocks the guy out,
and he does manage to slash thisguy in the face and you see a

(01:14:53):
little bit of the blood come outfrom this zoonoid and when you first see
the zone, when it does cutback to the two, he rips a
dude's head in half, right,the guy that's taken trying to take the
pictures. And it is funny toobecause the guy that when they see the
zoonoid for the first time, he'slike, quick, take a picture,
and this guy's like, no,fuck that. Shoot this guy. You

(01:15:14):
know, I'm not taking pictures anddo anything. But if he had taken
a picture of it, because youknow, he died, at least the
other dude could have gotten it,gotten it like money for the picture or
some shit like that, but theyprobably confiscated after it because he does fight
him off to the point like hestruggles a little bit fighting this zoanoid but
he starts to get the upper hand, and that's when the rest of the

(01:15:36):
group show up and end up scaringthis zoanoid off, and then he has
to turn back into himself because he'sstill trying to hide the guy ver stuff.
And that's where like he of courseruns onto the scene as soon as
everybody gets there, were pick thisout of your drove off. That's enough.

(01:16:01):
Oh look that one's alive. Ohoh, man, get away from
me, don't touch me. Youwant of them? Look at him,
he's scared crazy. I'll take iteasy. We're here to help you.
Are you all right? He thenshock, give me a blanket? Yeah,

(01:16:25):
make that too. I'm just sorryI didn't get here sooner. Thank
god you didn't. You could havebeen killed. What did you think you
were going to do? I waswondering that myself. All right, let's
get him in the truck, youtoo, Wrap that one up and put

(01:16:50):
him in the back. I'll keepus covered, okay. So the first
thing that's really weird about the sceneis that there's the dead body that's there
with his head ripped in half,and everybody's just like, oh, okay,
well, that guy's he's got hishead ripped in half, and but
what else is going on around here? Like there isn't the reaction that there

(01:17:11):
should be to a guy with halfhis fucking face missing, right, and
not even half his face half hisfucking skull, like part of it's laying
over here, part of it isstill on his fucking head. And like
the effect when they did that,like it's really fast in the rip,
right, but the blood spurting outand everything like that, it's good.
It looks pretty good. It's notlike the best in the world, but

(01:17:33):
I'd give it like a three outof five. And then you have Atkins.
So Atkins is somebody that we sawa little while ago when he was
talking to Bob in the cave,Like he looked at him, He's like,
huh, who's this guy? That'sweird, you know, but he
doesn't say anything. This is thefirst time and you really have him like
in this time kind of again lookingover him, like why are you here

(01:17:56):
at the same time that this happened. That's very odd. And even the
way that he's doing is like Igot here, like right when you guys
got here. He's like, yeah, sure you did. Uh huh,
I'll believe that is this convincing enough? I hope that it is. I
only have one talking speed and that'sthis. And it doesn't mean that I'm

(01:18:17):
thinking that you're some type of monsterguy or anything like that. Yeah,
I mean I'm not like a secretagent or anything. No, So yeah,
let's continue. And like you wouldthink that somebody there would have been
fucking freaked out with a guy inthe ground, And it makes sense why

(01:18:38):
Atkins isn't because of what we're justabout to learn about him. So it
still boggles in my mind that evenCorey, who sees the body there,
she's just like, uh, okay, well, let's keep like talking about
this, and is mad more adfucking you know, Sean over here then
being freaked out that there's a guythat the blood is just fucking going everywhere,

(01:18:59):
and half his skull happens to beover there in the corner, like
nobody fucking cares. Just oh,there's a dead guy? Is that guy?
Okay, well, we can't doanything about him anymore, so let's
just help this guy. Like,yeah, I get that, but just
some reaction, any reaction would begreat. So they go back over the
camp and as they're trying to settleeverything down. That's when Sean he hears

(01:19:21):
something in the distance due to hissuper giver hearing, and he happens to
run across Atkins talking to somebody overa radio who was on the scene before
anybody else. Parker Sean Parker,not at this time, but analysis the

(01:19:42):
sampleship, I have to go.Would you hear but nothing? I didn't
hear anything. And why did youfollow me? I let me guess?

(01:20:08):
Just curious, right, I sawyou leave camp in a hurry. I
just figured you'd see the bear again. Now you and I both know there
wasn't any bear. We do Spareme the dumb act. I know you've
got clause, you ain't showing clause. I'm not the one with the clause.

(01:20:28):
I don't know what you people areup to, but innocent people are
getting killed and I can't allow thatto happen. Wait here with the government,
and you won't live long enough togive me away. What do you
think you were doing? Sorry,mister tell the others we may have an

(01:20:50):
actor. What do you mean doingthere? We thought we saw the bear
again, mister Crane, Well,for God's sakes, then stay in camp.
We don't want any more corpses onour hands. Yes, sir,

(01:21:11):
yes, sir, I gotta gowait, who are you? What are
you doing here? And he justwalks away, which is like, I

(01:21:32):
love the look that Sean does givehim as he walks away, like what
are you gonna do about it?I'm just gonna fucking leave over here,
and there's nothing that you can do. It's it's interesting because you know now
that Atkins is doing something and somebody'sworking for and they're both trying to like
feel each other out, because youknow, he sees Sean seems like the

(01:21:53):
wires on the ground, and hefollows him over that point, and then
he gives himself away by like steppingon a fucking twig, you know,
and twig is that loud that itgives away his position. I guess if
it's super quiet, even though theguy's got like headphones on, he can
still hear the twig. Maybe themicrophone has like super gain and he can
pick up everything that's going on outthere. But when they approach each other,

(01:22:15):
it's obvious that they're both we knowthat, you know, Sean of
course is not a zoanoid, butwe don't know. It's kind of trying
to like hint that Atkins could possiblybe one of them, and he's talking
to the boss. But when heapproaches them and they're talking about like claws
and stuff like that, and they'reboth looking at each other and they both
I think there's a realization that maybehe's not. That Atkins realizes he's not

(01:22:39):
one of them, and it kindof gives the audience at the same time
that they know that Atkins knows aboutthe zoonoids and he believes that Sean happens
to be one of them. Justthe way that they're talking. You also
have some interesting things too, likeprior to this with Crane, right and
everything that's going on with him,when we meet his body guard for the
first time, the bodyguard obviously lookslike totally suspicious, right. It's obvious

(01:23:05):
that that guy's got to be azoonoid, right, And so that's got
to make you think, oh,maybe the other guy is also a zo
anoid too at the same time,but maybe he's not. And then you
have this scene where they're like talking, He's like, why are you doing
this out there? And it's like, oh yeah, And what Sean also
knows is too about the guy isthat he has a scar on his face,

(01:23:29):
the same scar that he did withhis fucking like arm blade in the
fight with that other zoonoid. Sothat confirms he's a zoonoid, which must
also confirm that this mysterious voice thatyou hear in the next scene that's talking
to another like zoo lord, thatI have to admit, you know,
or not admit that you have tonotice and that I, you know,

(01:23:51):
have to like believe that that isanother zoo lord within the organization, right
that's giving to whomever is talking tohim. And the voice is like kind
of disguised, but it's not reallyand it's pretty obvious it's fucking Crane,
right, that Crane is talking tothe thing, and that the conversation that

(01:24:13):
he had with his security guy obviouslythe security guys won. He's telling him
why are you out there doing thisshit? And when the guy approaches those
guys for the first time too,he's basically, you know, before he
kills guys like, you guys shouldhave come out here. I don't know
why you out in these woods andthis neighborhood. You don't want to be
here, like that type of thing, and he makes it gonna make them

(01:24:36):
squeal like a pig, and Iguess he does to one because he rips
his head off, and so it'sa weird squeal. Well, now that
this dude man has gotten his ordersto find what he needs to find because
they're wasting too much time out there, we go over to the next day
and that's where we look around thedig site and we see there two Bob
and this one girl. They're digginginto a wall and they think that they've

(01:24:58):
hit something. We then go outside and that's where we get to learn
that there might be just a littlebit of that romance in the air with
Corey, you know, and Seanin the way that Corey kind of see
Sean, Corey, you can tellme you like him, None of your
business. I'm just excited for you, that's all I mean. Be nice

(01:25:19):
to know someone's finding a little romance. All right. He's cute, but
nothing is happening. He's a littlenight coffee. Did I miss something?

(01:25:39):
No, Sean, have a seat. That'll be all. Check on you
in a bit. Take your time. So how goes to the quest?
Well, I was just wondering whatkind of skeletons are we digging up again.
Well, we're not sure, butwe think it's a kind of pachycephalis

(01:26:01):
or although it's a little small forthat genus. Once we carbon date it
will know where to place it.But right, what you know? That's
almost word for word what Bob said. What are you guys hiding? They're

(01:26:26):
not dinosaurs at all, are they? Look? Everybody here knows what we're
digging for. So why all thesecrecy. We can't just go spouting crazy
theories to the world until we havethe hard evidence to back it up.
Dad and I have been putting thispuzzle together for five years, just praying

(01:26:47):
it asn't another explainable mystery if we'rewrong again, So why don't you stick
to the safer stuff? Why don'tyou go home? I am not gonna
let anybody take this away from us. There we go. They're mad at
each other again, now she's madat him this time, and then they're

(01:27:10):
gonna be perfectly fine in the nextscene, like she's all into him and
oh yeah, he's cute, buthe's a little weird. And then he
shows up right behind her when shestarts talking about him being weird, and
then they have like a perfectly fineconversation where he's just trying to get some
more information and it's like, whathappens? Nothing there? Fuck you,
there is gonna be something there.You don't understand. This is my life,

(01:27:32):
this is where I've been from,this is what I'm doing. I'm
gonna I'll be mad at you.I'm not really gonna be mad at you
again. Everything's gonna be fine.Don't worry about these things going on.
I get it everything. You know. We're just friends here, and in
fact, you're cute. So Igot to make sure that I somehow fall
in love with you in this movie. So while they're going through the will
they won't they of this whole typeof bullshit. It's the thing is is

(01:27:56):
that while that romance stuff, Istill well, it's unneeded. It's not
completely pushed into your face. Itjust doesn't seem like it should be a
part of the movie. Like it'sjust put in there because we have to
have him fall in love with somebodyelse, right instead of continuing the relationship
that he had before, because ifthey're going to break everything off, there
needs to be another love interest,and we're shoehorning this into there rather than

(01:28:20):
them just being like admiring each otherfor the different things, him admiring her
that she's doing the you know,the whole science thing, and understanding it.
It just being that type of relationship, not that oh he's cute.
Oh I think that I'm gonna bewith him. Oh you know, I'm
gonna slowly fall for her and allthis type of bullshit, because when things

(01:28:43):
happen, it almost feels like theyhappen out of the middle of nowhere.
But nonetheless, so while they're doingthis stuff up there, that's when Bob
and the One Lady they actually findthe ship. They go and they break
through the wall, and after theybreak through the wall, they hit a
piece of metal and they're like,oh my god, it's actually metal thing
that's down there. Everybody goes downthere and they excavate everything. And once

(01:29:05):
they've excavated all and broken it down, that's where you reveal the giant ship
that's been calling to Sean the entiretime. And of course Corey, she's
extremely about excited about the find thatthey have. Hey, okay, I

(01:29:26):
still can't believe it. I knowwhat you mean. We came here hoping
to find anything, anything that wouldsuggest an ancient alien visitation. I mean
we would have said over alien bercans. Instead we got five years. Are

(01:29:48):
getting laughed at our research, ignoredby our colleagues. Oh the paper I'm
going to publish. Best part isthat now I have got the greatest playground
a girl could ever wish for.Look at this, it's organic. It

(01:30:09):
was grown that sample I took usalive, alive, Shane, this thing
might have been powered by photosynthesis.Okay, that's all very well. With
the funny from our sponsors, wecan find out. We might even be
able to duplicate it. Imagine beingable to grow a machine. No more
dirty factories, no more pollution,what nothing. Now I see why they

(01:30:36):
call you an outlaw. You haven'teven stepped inside, and already you're saving
the world. What can I say? I'm an optimist. I wish I
could see the world like that.We am or missing the party, I'm

(01:31:02):
not missing anything. This week onOutlaws Scientists, they find an alien spaceship
that helps them save the world.Bam. It's funny because now here they
are in this like, no,I'm happy just being here. I'm in

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the right place. And they findthis thing and it's like it's an organic
spaceship. Oh, it could haveall of this stuff. And she's like,
I would have been happy if wefound alien beer cans. And it
makes me think, are the aliensfrom heavy metal? All of a sudden
here is that? What's going on? Is there like traces of alien cocaine
all over the goddamn place. Theygot so fucking high or drunk that they

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crash landed the planet. Oh mygod, I shouldn't have drunk so much
of those bud drys man. Itold you, like, they made taste
like piss water. But at thesame time they're gonna get you fucked up
if you drink like seventy four packs. I know, man, but you
know I've got a high challenge tothis alcohol that's out there. That's how

(01:32:06):
bud Dry came to be was fuckingaliens. Ann Heiser Busch found alien fucking
beer cans. It all makes fuckingsense. It only works on aliens because
it doesn't do shit to the Americanpopulation except for turning them to fucking assholes
when they've drunk too much or sometimesyou know, laughy assholes, but assholes
nonetheless. So it's just it bothersme something like alien beer cans, Like

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that's what you wanted to find it. It's a little like one off.
It's kind of funny with the wholething of everything going on. But she's
happy now all of a sudden,she's like, oh, I'm not mad
atu anymore. In fact, youknow, maybe we are made for each
other. Oh, this would begreat. We should go back upstairs to
the party. And we go backto the party, and the music again
is terrible. Like you heard themusic a little bit in the background as
they were talking inside the liquor store, and it's just such generic. And

(01:32:54):
here it's like generic, like partymusic that's going on. Huh, yeah,
it's my ship, all of me. But dude, like this,
yeah, you have that type ofhorrible, fucking generic party music at the
bath there, and yes, Iknow who sings that fucking song. But
nonetheless, and while they're all basicallyparting getting blitzed out of their minds on

(01:33:14):
bud fucking dry, that's when Atkinsdoes pull Sean off to the side because
he wants to know exactly what Seanknows. How's you doing? What do
you know about the Chronos Corporation?I don't know what you're talking to.
Come on, you dated a MizkiSagawa who was bought of work for Pronos.
He was murdered shortly before the LaBrands was destroyed. Do you know
anything about that? Only would Iread in the papers less of that ship?

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All right, it's like call me, I don't know anything. You
knew enough to know the claus weren'tyours, what you said, the claws
weren't yours, So whose are they? That's what I thought. Now I

(01:34:00):
want to know what you know aboutChronos and what they do. Why you
said Chronos was destroyed. Chronos LaChronos la Jesus. We know Chronos is
worldwide, but we don't know whatthose things are. We found breeding tubes

(01:34:26):
and blood samples, but never anybody'sall right, look, Chronos is those
things the whole organization. They lookhuman, but they're not. They change.
You're serious, aren't you. Yousaw that dead guy last night.

(01:34:46):
The thing that killed him is oneof the guys in this camp. You
saw this. The why I didn'tkill you, I I'll tell you later.
No, you'll tell me now.Don't make me have to rest you

(01:35:08):
here. What type of fucking threatis that? Like? You tell me
right now, or I'm gonna restyou for what in front of all these
people? Blow your own fucking cover. Yeah, that's the right thing to
fucking do. You know, it'sridiculous that you think that that's gonna get
what you want. Like you couldthreaten him in either ways. Look look

(01:35:28):
or else, my guys, whenthey get here, you're gonna be in
big trouble. Or we're gonna,you know, kidnap your goldfish and feed
him to the sharks. Not Flippy. No, don't do that to Flippy.
What did he ever do to you? How do you know I have
a goldfish? Like? And hegives all this other information away right away.
Well, I know, Atkins alsogoes to the whole thing, Hey,
you dated the daughter of a guythat worked for the company that ended

(01:35:51):
up dead, Like he should haveknown a lot more the way he knows,
and he knows what the soonoids are, he knows about the blood tubes
and all the other crows that's goingon there. But you know, he
still can't put two and two together. I mean, the guiver is leaving
his name all over fucking LA andthat's a guy that probably did the ship

(01:36:11):
that happened with Chronos at the samefucking time, right, Like, why
couldn't you put two to two togetherhere with Sean? You know it again,
you're you're bad at your job.That's exactly what it is. You're
just bad at your job. Soand I like Sean's response too, like
he knows what to do. He'slike, you're not gonna do anything here,
and he goes back because Corey comesover and he wants to maybe get

(01:36:32):
busy with Corey, so you know, he's no longer dating the daughter over
there. She broke up with him, and Hey, I found some of
that scientist strange that I've been tryingto get secretly. I truly am an
archaeological groupie, and I've been followingfor years and now I'm gonna get me
some and then we're gonna bone.But not with my dick, with those
those dinosaur bones that we found overthere. Oh yeah, one in the

(01:36:58):
poop shoot one at Oh wait,I mean no, I'm not an archaeological
groupie. Everything's fine, and sohe goes up with her and they end
up. We go to the nextday and now they're exploring the ship Corey's
father, you know, Marcus.He goes down in there, he explores
everything, checks the radiation levels anddetermine that everything's perfectly fine, and you

(01:37:24):
know they can go into the ship. So Sean and Corey because you know,
hey, the new guy that reallyhasn't done anything and that possibly has
the hots for your daughter, it'scool if he goes along with her into
the ship. I mean, it'snot weird that he just randomly shows up
or anything like that. You know, he's okay to come in along with

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Marcus Crane and the one security guythat we know is a zoonoid. So
we know that the zoonoids here havefound what they're looking for because they're the
ones that of course are backing thewhole thing that's going on there. And
so they go into the ship.You know, Corey, she ends up
going trying to find a bunch ofthings. She finds this weird like hatch

(01:38:05):
that's like moving and has a bunchof like weird ikey stuff on it.
And the design of the ship isnot bad. It's a decent set.
This is definitely where they put moreof their money for the whole set in
there, because it's a much biggerthing. It doesn't look like it's imposed
upon anything, looks like it wasactually built. Everything seems like it's perfectly
fine and okay, and then wehave you know, as they're looking around,

(01:38:29):
you know, Sean, he getsthe feeling of something. He's like,
I've got to go check something out, and she's like, okay,
I'm just gonna keep working here,and that's where he walks off and enters
a room and he begins arguing withthe ship because the ship itself that's been
calling him. Will you call mehere? Aren't you gonna say something?

(01:38:51):
Please? I'm trying, but Idon't understand. M h please? Why

(01:39:12):
did you do this to me?What the hell am I am I supposed
to do with it? You gotthe wrong guy. I'm not good out
for this. I can't live likethis anymore, not a killer. I

(01:39:45):
just want to be normal again.And why I like back. Part of
me thinks it would have been kindof cool if there was like a voice

(01:40:06):
that we heard, like it wastalking to him. But I do like
the fact that it's like it's notreally answering back and it's just kind of
like, especially what we get laterin the movie, I really actually enjoy
that scene. I think the sceneis really great in the way that it's
done, and but here I reallywish there was something other than just the

(01:40:27):
glowing light because it just feels awkward, Like like, again, David Hayter's
doing a fine job as Sean,but this is one of the more awkward
scenes in the movie in the waythat he's doing it. And who knows
how many takes maybe this took orthey didn't like the way that it was
done in this time in this take, and that you just finally like,
well, this is the best onethat we're gonna get, So we're gonna

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use this one out of all ofthem that happened there. But it's definitely
like, are you as like Seanexpecting it to say anything back? Why
did you bring me here? Well, you know you you're the only guy
that's like got the suit on.I didn't expect you to come back,
but you know, somehow it gotforced on you and then now you're here,

(01:41:11):
so might as well show you whereI am and show you what's going
on. Why can't I be normal? Well, you got the Guiver suit
on? You come on, man, you should know this already, Like
we're here working together like I needyou, you need me. That's the
way these things are gonna go.But I just want my life back.
Well fuck you, you're not gonnaget it, because that's why. Yep,

(01:41:34):
that's it. I said it.Now I'm gonna go dormant. So
while he's there arguing with the ship, that's when we cut over to Corey
and Corey she ends up reaching herhand into the weird icky thing on the
ground, almost like it's a treasurechest that's just covered in the fucking like
Super Mario fucking fungus that's over there. If you've ever seen the Super Mario

(01:41:54):
Brothers movie, I'm not talking aboutthe more recent one. I'm talking about
the old one. And like whenall the angus is growing everywhere from the
King you know, spoiler alert,and there's just like it's just hanging in
places, like they just reuse thatand like colored it red instead. But
you know, she just reaches herhand in there, and what does she
find but a broken guiver unit.Right, it has a giant closs like

(01:42:18):
crack in the middle liquid core that'sthere, and it looks like it's pulsating
and like calling to her at thesame time, and that's when, of
course her father, Crane and hiscrony, they all show up and she
ends up getting it taken away fromher dad. Look at this, it

(01:42:40):
moved, Corry. I told younot to touch anything. What have you
bob? Let me see that?Yeah, even man, Corey, we

(01:43:14):
are the researchers. It's our jobto examine the new artifacts. You don't
have the runners of this expedition.We have whatever rights we choose. If
you don't like it, you cango back to State and teach freshman archaeology.
Well, we're making dan. Whydon't you stop him. This is

(01:43:35):
the most important discovery we've ever made, and you're letting him take it away
from us. We'll get our chance, Corey. Allen's just taking it away
for safe keeping. Safe keeping,He's stealing it, Corey. Are you
okay? Sonny's taking it away.This is to preach a contract, Crane.

(01:44:06):
We'll sue you for this. Weationyou hear me. We'll get our
chance for you. Just let itgo. So okay, But I don't
get it. In this whole sceneis the way that her dad is acting,

(01:44:28):
a way Marcus is acting the wholethings like like I told you not
to touch anything, and here youfound something and oh my god. And
then he's just like giving in,like oh, they're like, oh,
we found it, we're taking it. And she's like, this is my
discovery. Why are you guys fuckingstealing. He's just like, well,
you know, I told you notto touch anything, and you touch stuff,
and now that you know, maybethere was like a clause. It

(01:44:49):
was like, she's not supposed touchshit clause. The moment that she touches
something, that's it. Corporation takesover. It's now their dig, you
know, but we're in charge,not anymore, You're not. Like it's
just weird that he's so like nonchalantdown in the whole thing of all this
stuff going on and just giving everythingup. So she's pissed off. Sean

(01:45:14):
shows up at the last minute holdsher back too. She gets pissed off
at Sean once again because he's like, look, don't fight it, we'll
figure out what's going on. No, we have to stop this now,
and so she runs back up tothe top and that's when Sean confronts her
once again. And Sean now basicallyhe's gonna break down and he's gonna tell
her exactly, what like everything isin this whole situation? Recommend What do

(01:45:44):
you want, Sean? I haveto talk to you, but Crane I
don't want to talk about him rightnow. Okay, Corey, there are
things you need to know. Idon't know how to tell you this,

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but you and your father have beenmined too. You're working for a corporation
called Chronos, and Crane is apart of them. They they're not good
people. Where did you get allthis? I don't know any Chronos.

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Our backers are the Tempest Group.No, they're Chronos, trust me.
The thing you discovered, it's veryimportant to them. It's called a Guyer
Unit. It's it's a powerful weaponChronos has been after for years. All
the people ship, all the peoplework for Chronos, can change into monsters

(01:47:05):
called zoe Annoids Vulkers, one forsure, probably most of the others.
The monsters in the cave paintings andthe skeletons you've been taking up, there's
zoe annoids. The bears that killedthose people are zoe annoids too. They've
lived alongside us forever. All thestories you've ever heard about werewolves or Bigfoot,

(01:47:25):
they're all Corey I know, butit's the truth. Listen, no,
you listen. I don't care whothey are. They put up the
money for the stag when no oneelse would. If they pull out,
the ship is gone. Oh shit, we've only just stepped inside the ship.
More important than your life. You'redealing with monsters here. I trusted

(01:47:50):
you, Sean. I trusted younot to be crazy. WHOA. Now
it looks like to Corey that Seanhas gone full on fucking crazy, And
like, why doesn't he try tolike slowly lead her into the situation.
I get it. He wants herto know what's going on, because that's
what everything has to do with theship, right, That's the whole thing

(01:48:13):
is something to do with the zoonoids. The zoonoids want the Guyver unit.
He recognizes that it's a Guyver unitand that everything that's gonna happen it is
bad fucking news. And I dolike he's trying to plead with her,
and like she's still getting mad aboutthe whole situation. He's like, is
your life worth this? And thenshe gets mad and storms the fuck off.

(01:48:34):
Meanwhile, Atkins is outside just listeningto everything that's going on on the
outside. And you know he's justlike sneakily getting this information, but he
should know all this shit already,like he why does he need to go
there and try to figure out what'sgoing on? But maybe it's just more
of what Sean knows, because Seanknows more than what he knows, right,

(01:48:56):
And for her to be like soupset about everything that's going going on,
and you know, you see analien ship like it's one of those
situations once again. You know,I say at the beginning with Mazuki,
and I'm saying it again here withthis character. You see something that's so
weird, so out of this world. There is an alien fucking spaceship that
has living organic goo on it thatyou're trying to say, maybe it's powered

(01:49:19):
by photosynthesis. And then when hetells you, hey, there's monsters in
this world, you're like, whatever, monsters don't fucking exist. Aliens here
they exist. What do you thinkthey are? They're fucking monsters, they're
fucking aliens. Okay, call themwherever they want. They're called the zonoids.
And then you hear you have aguy that all of a sudden knows

(01:49:41):
a lot about this after everything's comingto light. You think that you would
just put two and two together andthere you go, everything's there, but
of course not. She's mad.She leaves, and then she goes to
Crane because she still wants to fightto get back the thing that she found
because it belongs in a fucking museumhim, okay, And so she goes

(01:50:02):
over there, and then overhears Cranetalking to the zoo lord that you know
he's been working with and basically saying, hey, we found this, but
we haven't found the guiver. Wethink we know who he is, and
he's around here somewhere in the campand that you know, we found this,
and we found the ship. We'regonna terminate everybody. I Before she's
gonna escape, his security guard comesin, one of the main security guard

(01:50:26):
that we've been dealing with, andhe captures her and basically it's like,
well, well, well you knowyou're now been we've found you out and
we're gonna take care of you.So he goes and grabs her and puts
her in a jeep and then theydrive off and we see Marcus seeing this
happen, and then he kind oflike ducks out, and then it's oh

(01:50:46):
my god, don't tell me.That's exactly where everything's gonna go with this
in terms of Marcus, you know, being her father and everything like that.
So that's when we go back intothe cave and Sean has gone back
down there and he's going to explorethe ship a little more and he's looking
at it. He's trying to stillthink to himself, why why are you
calling to me? Why am Ihere? And that's when you know,

(01:51:11):
good old Crane shows up behind himand exposes himself. But wait, wait,
wait wait, not in that way. No no, no, no,
no, before I play the clip, No, not in that way.
You do not get the zooid penisin this movie? Why talking about
exposing himself? Kay? Yes,sick motherfuckers. I am talking about that.
He's letting him know that he knowsthat he's the guiver, and that

(01:51:33):
he is letting Sean know that heknows that Sean knows that he is a
zoanoid. So there, so heis exposing himself. It's calling you,
isn't it. What do you meancalls me too? We're both as children,

(01:52:00):
Sean. I know who you are, I know your pain. I'm
like you, I don't know whatyou're talking about we're the bastards of an
uncaring parent. We've been violated,our lives have been changed against our will.

(01:52:27):
Sean, I know what it's beenlike for you. For me,
You've lost friends and lovers, haven'tyou sold by? We're forced to lead
secret lives. Wait, he's lostfriends and lovers. He's upset because he's

(01:52:50):
a Zoe annoyed And there's no waythat he could get Zoe annoyed pussy,
because that what is We're Zoe annoyed, dick. I don't want to say,
you know, could be either zoanoids, could swing both ways. You
never fucking know. You know,I'm not gonna make any assumptions, you
know. And so he's there andhe's like, we're the same you and

(01:53:10):
I like this type of fucking tiredspeech. You know, you might as
well just have fucking he man andskeletor out there talking about the same type
of shit. Ah, hey man, I was once like you. Now
look at me, I'm a motherfuckingskeleton. You think I can keep people
laying around just because she's a womanand I need to have somebody on staff

(01:53:30):
like that. No, I'm stilltrying to figure out how to get a
boner man, but skeletor you're ninetyfive percent bone man, it's still a
problem man anyway. So yeah,he's trying to like appeal to him and
to like his human side and belike, look, I'm like this,

(01:53:54):
you're like this. We're from thesame and it has something to do with
whomever this ship belongs to. Sothe ship isn't necessarily like it's not a
guiver thing. And now what itsounds like, the guiver thing is not
a zoannoid thing. It is somethingcompletely different than I'm assuming we're gonna find
out at some point later on inthe movie as well. So after he

(01:54:16):
has you know, basically kind oftried to appeal to him, he then
does the whole transformation sequence and weget to see Crane in his zoannoid form,
which this is the best looking zoeannoid in the movie, and the
fact that this zoannoid actually has theanimatronics in the face to talk and move
the eyes, it looks really welland you know, the money definitely is

(01:54:39):
going towards this. So let's continuethe conversation as he calls himself ugly and
hideous and basically trying to appeal tohim to being like, hey, you
know, we're just trying to finda way to reverse what's happened to us.
I know, do you think Iwant to be this way? A

(01:55:01):
freak? That's why we're here toget back our lives. Somewhere in this
ship is the key to change inthat back. Let's find it together.
We can take the diver out ofyou. We can make you normal again.
Isn't that what you want? Idon't know your killers, and so

(01:55:30):
are you now it's the one thatkills not me. Then let's help you.
We can make it. Stop whatyou're saying, friends, I no

(01:56:10):
keep up. Yeah, I'm afreak of zoelo it's um yeah, he
says he's a freak, and it'dbe like, look, we're trying to
find another way. But then howcan you convince him when you know that
Sean, and you know the guiverthat's out there and that's running amuck because
I'm pretty sure the LA office islike when things were going shit, like,

(01:56:33):
guys, guys, we've got aproblem. There's a guy for running
loose. Okay, like we're gonnastop him, No worries, don't worry
about it. So much, ButI just want to let you know that
a human found the guy for Unitand they're fighting. My guys. Okay,
I'll call back later when everything isokay, don't worry about it.
I'll take care of it. GuyReunit. And all of a sudden they
get the call um. The officeis gone. The zoo ord that was

(01:56:58):
in charge of everything, he's beenkilled, and the only person that somehow
left around here is fucking Skeletor.For some reason, I wanted it to
be as Oanny and now I can't. Man, I don't know why Skeletor
is showing up so much in thisguy damn episode. But nonetheless he's a
welcome edition anyway, So like,yeah, you would you know that he's

(01:57:21):
running around and then you put sohe would know what you guys are.
And if you're trying to do thiswhole thing, oh, we're just trying
to get back to what we were. Like, it doesn't make any sense
because in the last movie, youguys were just trying to get it to
be all powerful and to create morezotonoids and let zoonoids are rooting the role
of the planet, and now you'retrying to say to him, no,
we're actually the good guys and we'retrying to go back to normal and we

(01:57:45):
just want to be humans again.That's it, like between the two,
like that logic doesn't make any sense, and it makes sense why Sean would
be like he's thinking about it,and he's like kind of swayed, and
he's like wait a second, no, no, that makes no fucking sense.
I'm not being friends with you.I love he's like friends. And
he holds out his hand to likeget a handshake from him, and like,

(01:58:06):
oh, okay, he's gonna grabhis hand. They're gonna go run
down the street and you know they'regonna start swinging arms together and so happy
together. I can't see myself killingmore Zola noise for the rest of my
life. You know, that's thetype of thing that's gonna go on.

(01:58:27):
I told you there's gonna be moresinging. But it's like like those things
are like going on, and likehow ridiculous is this crap When you're trying
to convince him that you know,oh hey, we're gonna do this,
and everything that he's gone through,it's really ridiculous anyway. So and again
I like the suit. It's almostlike Predator like in the way, but

(01:58:49):
it's got a little bit of glistenand shine, like they put some like,
you know, petroleum jelly on itor some shit. But the mouth
moves, well, it moves.I mean, for ninety four, for
this time type of movie, thistype budget, it's great. I think
that it's fantastic for what it is. And like I said, it's the
best looking one out of all ofthem. And of course it being the

(01:59:09):
bad guy of the movie, themain antagonist, it better to look the
best out of everyone. So hegets knocked the fuck out and gets dragged
out of the cave and he's takenaway. Meanwhile, Corey, she's being
driven out in the middle of nowherein a jeep and basically being taken off
I guess to be shot in themiddle of the forest or something like that.
And so while she's driving with thoseguys, we suddenly see the jeep

(01:59:33):
stop, and the jeep stops andit gets stuck inside like a little ditch.
After everything that was going on,so there we are jeep in the
ditch. They're trying to punch it. It can't because it also happened to
like one of the tires is inlike a hole that's over there. They're
not able to get it out getgoing, and then all of a sudden,
what do we see who's in thefront of the car. Why it's

(01:59:55):
a zoanoid And it is the secondworst looking zoonoid in the entire movie.
It is very generic, and it'sgot some weird mandible things in front of
its face, like it's got ashrimp head, but the little shrimp feet
are the part of the mouth.It just it doesn't look very good for
being like the character that it is. But it's trying to save Corey,

(02:00:18):
so I wonder who it is.And so it ends up flipping the car
after Corey gets out because they didn'thandcuff her and they didn't try to bind
her down to the seats, nothinglike that. No, she just walks
out of there. I mean sheescapes and she jumps like she opens the
door and runs out. But stilllike they're all messed up in the front

(02:00:40):
because of the big crash that theyhad and she wasn't there like you know,
doing that, Like it's nuts becauseshe didn't have a seatbelt on.
They crashed. They're like phased.Yet she's able to get her way out
of the diamond vehicle without a fuckingproblem. Like I think she like kicks
the the one guys because it's it'sthe guy, the main security guy that

(02:01:02):
we know is the one of zoonoidwith the horn. And then there's another
guy that's in there and she Ithink she kicks that guy and then she
escapes out the back. But theother two are so fucked up from just
like the at least the initial likecrash and trying to get out of there.
And then when they do, thenthe zoanoid that's there, he lifts
up the car and throws it,you know, upside down, and then

(02:01:26):
all of a sudden, we stareat the car and then the car starts
to shake then all of a sudden, and I do actually really like this
scene. I think this is welldone. And it gets cheesy because we
go into the supercentipe mode right thepower Ranger mode with the suits. But
I like the way this is donebecause then you see the thing and then

(02:01:46):
all of a sudden, the clawslike are come out of the side of
the jeep and start tearing it apart, and then they what's cheesy as fuck
is that they jump out instead ofthem crawling their way out or rusting open
the jeep or doing something like awesome, Like you have this great setup of
them like breaking open the metal andmaking a hole from the come out,

(02:02:09):
but then they just jump over thejeep from the back, Like I know
that's a technique in these like showslike that, but come on, Like
I wanted to see something just alittle more, just be a little more
special. But I know it's thenineties. You can't really do this stuff,
and if it was done today itwould all be cgi fuck fest.
So fine, this is what itis. It adds to the charm of

(02:02:30):
everything going on. But now it'szoanoid on zoanoids. And so this zoanoid
starts attacking them two guys and basicallystarts getting his ass handed to him.
And we cut back over to thecamp. You know, there's a long
it's kind of a long scene ofthem fighting, throwing things around. Corey
kind of getting, you know,a cornered by one and one of the
zoanoids. So you got the rhinoguy and this is the other guy I

(02:02:55):
think is one of the best lookingones in the film. It's like a
bee zoanoid or like a wasp zoonoid, and yeah, are things flailing a
little more, Yeah they are.They don't necessarily need to be. But
the design of the suit is great. It's really disgusting, but it is
hard to get a good look atit while you're watching the film. If

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you don't pose it, if youpause it, then you get much better.
But the way that it is itis a little like I said,
it's a little floppy, but that'sjust to give it that feeling of,
you know, well, it's forall the extra stuff the way the suit
looks in terms of being a wasp. So it's cool. I like it.
But the guy is a complete fuckingdumbass, Like he's constantly getting out

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smarted by Corey. Every time she'strying to go away, he's trying to
run at her. She's ducking.And the worst scene happens in just a
little bit with these two and howfucking stupid they are. But they're able
to kick the crap out of theother zoonoid that's there. So from this
point, while we're watching the goodzoonoid that's trying to save Corey get his
ass kicked, we go back overto Sean and Sean has been brought into

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one of the tents and there isa female security person that's also like his
right hand man, Crane's right handwell woman, I would have to say
in this situation, she puts indrugs to sedate Sean and to keep him,
you know, unconscious while they figureout what to do with them and
fix everybody here, because of coursethey're gonna kill everybody else in the camp

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to make sure there's no witnesses towhatever went on. And it sounds like
they're gonna kill Corey or they're takingCorey away, because they're gonna kill everybody
in the camp. It is probablywhat they're doing. So you have him
laying there and they all leave himalone, and well there's one guard,
but the guard gets knocked out byAtkins. And how do you think that

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Atkins is going to awaken Sean?Because he's rescuing Sean, He's gonna make
sure Sean's all good, right,But how do you think that he breaks
the drugs that are in his body. He's he's full of you know whatever.
I was about to say, Mknees your drugs, but you know
it's not M knees your drugs.Uh, you know, basically knockout sauce

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that he's been injected into his skin. But it's it's absolutely nuts in what
they're doing and how they get himawake, and the way they gets him
awake. See just well here you'llyou'll hear it at the beginning of this
fucking clip marker marker you'll get Yeah, listen, I gotta get you out

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of here. The government once youin one piece, what my backup is
on its way. This place isabout to become a battlefield, battlefield Jesus.
But the students, the students arefine. Now listen about the sky
re unit. What can it do? Do they know how to use it?
Corey, No, it's too late. They've already taken her. There
was nothing I could do about thisguy. They took the south road fifteen

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minutes agoing. Now, look whatabout this guy or unit? How does
it work? I'm gonna go.You're not going anywhere we need you,
which she's in danger. I'm sorry, I can't let you go. So
he gets him out of this thisdrugged up stupor by Hey, wake up,
come on, get up, youcan do it. Oh, what's

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what's going on? Is everything okay? Yeah? Yeah, we we gotta
save you because they're they're coming overhere and they're they're gonna kill everybody,
but my guys are coming. We'regonna save all these people. That's that's
great, was courty. Oh theytook Cory where where the well, they
took her down the road a littleways. They're down Highway seventy nine.
They said they were going to aplace called like Taco Bell. I think

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it's at the Eastern Junction. Andthere's only two restrooms in the place.
One of them is totally you know, broken, so you're only gonna be
able to use the women's but yougotta make sure there's nobody in there right.
And then you gotta be careful too, because with Taco Bell, people
just blow the that shit up.And I'm talking about blow it up.
Have you ever seen Poultry Guys before? You know that scene where the guy
goes into the bathroom and he,I mean he literally blows that shit up.

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Um, yeah, it's like tentimes worse than there. I'd rather
eat that Poultry Guys restaurant than eata Taco bellt any other day of the
week, especially, you know,if you want to get authentic Miss Mix
and food. You don't want toeat there, but if you want something
to go and you need a colon, Clint's taco fucking bell, do it.
It's just like he tells her exactlywhere where every other quarry's going,
and all this stuff. It's itjust seems so ridiculous that he's just like

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smacking him and like wake up.Okay, well I'm done that. That
cured me. I mean they shovedme, you know, one hundred ccs
of knockout stuff. But a littleslap on the face and hey, everything's
okay, no problem. And sohe ditches Atkins behind where he's like,
hey, my guys are coming,the government needs you. We're gonna,
you know, go do all thisother stuff. And he just leaves him

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behind and goes and grabs the lowclosest, like the truck. He grabs
Corey's truck and drives off to findher. And then it's ridiculous because he's
like there's this scene because the drugshaven't completely worn off, right, so
he's still a little affected by it. And they're like these close call crashes

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that they do in the film,like that they're filming, like he's driving
down it and it's like first personof the truck. Oh yeah, driving
down this windy road. Oh no, he's getting a little too close to
this tree. But he's correcting himselfthe last possibnic he could have crashed there.
Oh yeah. And then then he'sgoing, oh no, side of

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the mountain. Oh he's going onthe opposite side of the road. Oh
no. Opath and he's back,He's okay. And then and then he
pulls over to the side of theroad and he does the only reason,
like, he can't find Corey anywhere. He's on top of this giant cliff.
How could he possibly see where she'sat or determine where she's at?
What does he do? Corey?That's literally what he does. He yelled

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her name, and then she hearsit all the way down on the bottom
mountain, and so she goes sheand he hears that, and he knows
exactly where to go. It's sofucking stupid and ridiculous. They're fucking playing
Marco polo to find out where theother one's at. So he jumps off

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the cliff and he's like, well, I hope this works. And then
before he lands, of course,he yells Guiver and then he turns into
the Guiver and he lands perfectly fine. Why did he have to jump in
like free fall for a while andwait till the last possible minute to do
the whole guiver transformation. Why didn'the just say geiver? Why doesn't the
Guiver have if it is the bioboostedarmor, why doesn't have boosters that allow

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him to fly? So that's allI'm saying. He should have some like
wing boosters, like because it kindof looks like a bug, so why
not give him like he finds outhis powers wings and he can fly and
he flies to her. I don'tknow, but so anyway, he jumps
off and then this is this isthis this besides the next thing that happens

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are the two dumbest things in thewhole movie that that go on. So
he needs to catch up to hersuper fast, so he's going to turn
on his super speed and he runsand they do this camera motion like it's

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he's there, and then he's not, and then the camera turns so fast
to see him running away and it'sjust a guy in the suit jogging down
the mountain. It's not even likesped up, so it looks like he's
running fast or anything. It's likealmost normal to slowest speed. It's not

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quite me running out there, becauseyou know, I don't run fast,
but unless I really have to.But it's definitely not a guy that's trying
to run as fast as possible tocan. It's a guy that's trying to
run in the suit and he hasa hard time running in the goddamn suit.
It's so fucking funny because it's justit's just a guy running. He's
supposed to be super fast like that. You look at the ground, he's

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left this mark, the dust isup. Let's see how fast he's going.
Oh, he's He's not. He'snot going very fast at all.
He's just it's written normal guy anyway. So he ends up like, you
know, getting to the camp justin time, because you know, the
other zoonoid is getting his ass kicked. He's in the water and he's not
been thrown against the tree. He'sreally hurt. And you know that's when

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Corey realizes that the zoonoid is Marcus. So yet we have yet another what
is up with the parents being zoonoids? And you have crane over here,
a crane I don't think your problemis being a zoonoid. I think your
problem is that you're an archaeological groupieand people found out and think you're a

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fucking pervert. That's the problem.It's not the fact that you turn into
this monster. No, no,no, because I've seen plenty of people
that have had kids with other normalhumans, and how does that not transfer?
Like did he turn to a zoannoidafter she was born? Like,
hey, I'm gonna have to goin here, and you know, or
was I'm a zoannoid? I canstill pass my seed off to regular people.

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But does she have zoanoid blood inher? Like that would have been
interesting, Like she randomly turns orwe find out that she too is a
zoannoid. She just doesn't agree witheverything else that's going on, and she
like turns into one instead of herfather being one, she's one of them,
Like why not do that? Andthen we find out, Oh my
god, the guiver's falling in lovewith a zoanoid And that makes for such

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a more interesting thing because then therecould be earner, like you know,
turmoil internally within the character. Ohmy god, I am really into this
girl, but she's exactly what Iwant to defeat and that helps him like
break the guiver. I must killeverybody curse, right, But no,
of course daddy's the fucking zoanoid inthis situation. So good old daddy zoanoid

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has gotten his ass kicked, andhe's back there and she's trying to protect
him, and wasp guys trying toget him and get her. And then
guiver comes out of the middle ofnowhere and saves the day and protects her,
pulls her away and then puts heronto the land because she's in the
water because they managed to get intoa pond or some type of shit,

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and so then becomes the game ofcat and mouse. That is so fucking
stupid. I just I don't getit. I really don't. I was
just pounding my head at this becausethe guiver goes into the water, which
is shallow as fuck. If youcan stand up in this water, how
in the fuck is he able tomove so quickly and you can't fucking see

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him because he goes down into thewater and like swims around and then pops
up in other spots. Meanwhile,the two zoanoids, your wasp buddy and
your rhino dude are like hitting thewater, trying to grab everybody, trying
to figure out where could it possiblybe or do good news, Mary,
I ain't don't understand either. Imean, it's not very my It comes

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up to my knees and then youknow Skeletor's back in there, and you
don't bad fuckers, man, howcould you not find this man? Man?
And so like he ends up comingout of the water at one point
and then coming down with his bladeelbow and slicing the Wasp guy in half

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and killing him. And then itbecomes the big fight, Like it's obvious
that the waspsuit was not really madeto be doing all the acrobatic karate style
fighting, and that was what happenswith the Rhino one. And so the
Rhino and him fight and it's again, it's a pretty good fight. I
have to keep going go back andreferring to it to the Supercenti, to

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the common Rider things, because thisfeels like those. Like the last one.
It was kind of cheesy. Itdidn't really feel like that, but
the way in the fluidity in theterms of the fighting and how the weird
moves and even jumping off stuff andthe weird stops, like the guy that
directed this movie knew those things sowell and emulated that so well, and

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it works for this And that's whereI could see people being like, man,
this is too cheesy, it's toofucking much. And then there's people
like me that grew up watching thosetype of things, and it was like,
man, this is really fucking cool, and this is something that makes
me really like the way that thismovie is going. So, you know,
they fight, and eventually he doesmanage to kill the guy's name is

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Vulcar. That is the one thatis the Rhino guys who ends up killing
the Vulcar zoanoid in battle. Honestly, it's pretty brutal in the way that
he does it, because they're goingback and forth. He manages like punch
him in the face so hard thathe like spits out blood all over the
place, and then he grabs thezoonoy, grabs the guy for from behind

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and is like trying to choke him, but then the blades come out from
the elbows and he stabs him inthe back. Then they're in like the
handlock thing that you see in wrestling, where you know, the guy puts
his hand in the air and theother guy goes grabs it and then they
grab the other hand and then they'relike like pulling out each other, but
instead of like breaking it, hebends his hands backwards and busts the bone

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through the hands. Then he turnsaround. There's like a pirouette backwards,
and from the little control metal thathe's gotten his fucking forehead, shoots two
beams right in the fucking monster's eyesand blows his eyes out, and you
see the eyes pop out and it'sall blooding everything, and then he crushes
his goddamn face with his hands,and that's the end of this unit.

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It is violent, it is gory, it is great. It's a great
little fight. And he's completely coveredin blood. And then we see Marcus
laying down because he was, youknow, in the water, and so
he the guiver sees Marcus in hiszolenoid form on the ground beat up,
and you know, he goes overthere and he's like, oh my god,

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there's another one. So goes tokill it, but Corey stops him
just in time to make sure thathe doesn't kill her father, and so
he turns back into Sean and thenyou know, he looks at her and
he's like, oh, well,I guess I gotta walk away now because
there's no way that she would acceptme in this, like, look,
that's not me, and then youknow, runs off. We go back

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to camp and we see Crane talkingto his crony, to the ladies Olenoid
that's there, and she has toexplain to him that you know, hey,
you know, the guiver got away. I don't know how it happened.
Somebody got knocked out and then heran away. I mean, we
should probably should have put more peoplewatching over there, but something's going on,
and so Krane's not happening. Buthe's like, nope, he'll come

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back, you know, we'll makesure that we go out there and get
him. We need to find him. And then that's when they have the
room full of people that are thereand they're getting ready to execute all of
them, all the people from thecamp, and Bob goes He's like,
you can't do this to us,and Krane's like, fuck you, yeah
I can, and so he ordersthem to be shot, and that's when

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Atkins people show up. And thenthis gives you something that we haven't been
told yet in the entire series,and it's ways that zoonoids can die because
for the most part, like thingslike bullets and stuff don't work on them
right once they've gone to the monstrousform. But what we find out is
you can kill a zoanoid when it'sin its human form by any means,

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because they basically get the drop onthese two. And then they shoot one
of the guys that's gonna shoot thegroup. They shoot him in the head
and he dies, and then heturned turns into like a half zonoid half
human creature, right, And butthe zonoid there is dead. So we
have Atkins out there, and nowhe's saved the day and he's you know,

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he's got Crane under arrest, andthat gives us enough time to go
over to Sean and Corey for themto basically, well, you know,
in times of struggle, in timesof savior, the best thing to do
is to make out thanks for savingmy life. I wanted to tell you,

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how could I How do you tellsomeone? What you told me?
Was hard enough. It took alot of gut Sean, Okay, you
don't have to be nice to me. Okay, he didn't know what you're
getting into. If you I wantto have anything to do with me.

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I'll understand. It's not the firsttime. It's every woman's dream to be

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a rescue brand, even if hewears an Emmy inside. And that's when
she kisses him and they make outreally awkwardly in very hardcore like Okay,
now they're in a relationship. Buthe doesn't know that. Marcus is like,

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that's her father, that is thezooid, and she kind of puts
two and two together, so youknow it as an audience member, but
Sean doesn't necessarily know it right there. And then so we go back over
to the camp and we see thatAtkins is leading out Crane and his cronies
out into the open and basically sayingthey're under arrest. He's got the Giver
unit, the broken one inside thesuitcase with him right there, and he's

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basically gloating that, look, youcan't stop us. You know we're you're
under arrest. We're gonna find outwhat else is going on with the Chronos
Corporation, blah blah blah, andthey're like, we've got all of your
men, and then one of hisguys is like, well, they're one's
still in the cave, and he'slike, what do you mean one is
still in the cave. He's likeone still in the cave, you know,

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Well, we'll get him. Andthen that's where like there's a sniper
up on a hill and all ofa sudden, in the background you see
the zoonoid transforms. Zoonoid come overand he begins like basically killing the people
in the camp and he starts takingout at Kins guys. But before they
really start getting taken out, that'swhen both Sean and Corey they show up

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to the camp looking at the arrestedcrane because they hear in the distance,
you know, before they show upacting he's hears the roar and sends his
men to go get them. Butbefore they're like all killed basically except for
him. You know. That's whenthere the plan comes up from Sean that
what he wants to do is hewants to actually destroy the ship. Looks

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like he did it. No,something's wrong. Where's this bag up?
Come on, we don't have muchtime. Wait, would you wait?
What is it? We have todestroy the ship? Destroy the ship?

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Why Hatkins is out there? Everything'sunder control. I'm not so sure about
that. Besides, it doesn't matterwho wins. I thought the government is
any more responsible than Chronos. No, we can't all that knowledge. I'll
never get a chance to do thereason, will I. But if we
don't destroy it, too many peoplewill die fighting for it. They want

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the weapons, scoring it's all they'llever want. So now they're in a
conflict, like a conflict mode onceagain, because she wants this for the
science. But what he says reallymeans something. She knows that these monsters
now exist, and he's like,look, we need to destroy this shit
because there's basically guiver units around here. There's weapons, that's what the zooids

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want. We need to destroy theseso that way nobody can get their hands
on them, because there will benothing but wars about it. Because there's
two sides to this whole thing,right, He's not just talking about the
zonoids. He's also talking about thegovernment because Atkins wants him to fight their
wars and it's going to be thisis going to be property of the US
government, so they can figure outa unit use it. If it is

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a weapon, of course they're gonnawant to use it. And this is
not just a fight against the zonoids. This is a fight against whomever.
Here. We've got these guiver units. We're the most powerful government in the
world, and we're going to controleverything that could also be a possibility.
And Sean doesn't want to see eitherside to have this, so the best
way just fucking destroy it. Itotally agree with him. She kind of

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gives in and we cut back overto outside, and now we've seen that
all of atkins men have been killed, and that's where I believe this is
the reused suit of the main zoonoidthat we see in the first one that
I cannot remember the name of.I know somebody will be like, but
it's so easy. It's this guy. It's burn No, no, no,

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I'm just gonna do my best BruceCampbell in this point, it's it's
you know, zoonoidum. So thatguy it looks like the same fucking suit.
And basically they capture Atkins after killingall of his men, and that's
when we see Crane get a veryangry call from his boss. Where is

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the guiver There's been some delay.The guy ran. We'll get him back,
sir. He's fixated on the ship. He won't leave. Have him
here in another hour, or shallI send someone with more experience? No?
No, I can handle it.I'll take care of him. One

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more hour, Crane, we losehim one hour, sir, yes,
sir, TikTok TikTok. Mister Crane, your time is fleeting. It's astounding
that you haven't found the guiver.There's nothing to sing about that one.

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But what were you thinking Rocky HorrorPicture Show? Come on, how am
I gonna make that and do aguy for song? But nonetheless, let's
do the guver again. It's justa step to the left and then a
slash you the right punch to theguy in the gut and then stab him
up tied. But it's the voltanhammer that really smacks those zooids. Okay,

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I promise, I'll stop. Ijust kept going because I have to
once I start talking about things,especially when I start talking about Rocky Horror
Picture Show. But so you havehim, he's not been captured. He
has the guy reunit. And thenCrane looks at the guy reunit and it's
like, huh, you know,I have to capture this guy guy and
I have to bring him in otherwiseI'm not going to be in favor of

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the lord over here. People wantto say zoa noord for some reason.
But nonetheless, you know, wecut back over into the cave as they're
lining everything with dynamite. They're gettingready to destroy the whole ship and bring
everything down, and that's where allof a sudden, the ship starts calling
back out to Sean, and Seanlooks over at Corey and Cory's like,

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Noe, you need to go,and he's like, well, mix,
sure that you keep doing the dynamiteover here. Don't stop laying down the
goddamn dynamite or else there's gonna bea problem and I'm not gonna be your
boyfriend anymore. So she keeps layingdown the dynamite and he goes back into
the back of the ship, andwhen he's there, that's where you have
the scene that I really do enjoy. And I didn't take any of the

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dialogue because it's only very little,and then it's all just images. I
wish this is where like, I'mcool because I really like everything in this
because this is like, again,this is them doing lore with The Giver,
where I feel like in the firstmovie they didn't really do the lore.
They did a lot of just likeyou know, comedic stuff. So

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while it was like a so bad, it's good, this is actually interesting,
And that's I think the big differencebetween these two movies is that I
think I can have fun with thefirst one because of how goofy it is,
right, but with this one there'sstuff that I actually want to learn.
And so here you actually learn whythe Givers were made. And you
see that there are a bunch ofships they're flying around and they land on

(02:28:01):
prehistoric Earth, and you see abunch of cavemen that are out there,
and then the cavemen slowly are beingturned into the zoanoids. And it's funny
because again there's a reused soup,that one really shitty one that I was
talking about, the last one thatcouldn't make it up the goddamn stairs.
That suit is reused again in thisscene here. But you have a bunch
of people turned to zonoids. Andthen from what I understood from just from

(02:28:24):
this, the divers were made tofight back against the zoonoids because this alien
race. So the zoonoids themselves areactually not alien. They're humans that were
a mistake they were going to be. And from the lore of everything that
goes on, and I think I'vegot a clip of him explaining a little

(02:28:45):
bit. But to make it shortenthis thing, just based upon this video.
They were trying to make a creaturethat would fight wars for them on
distant planets, and they fucked upwith the zonoids, so they created the
Divers, and the guy were meantto clean up their fuck up, which
were the zoonoids, and then theycould use the Geivers to fight in their
battles on other planets. So theGivers, but the Guivers resisted what they

(02:29:11):
were supposed to do, right,which was, you know, fight and
fight for them and do that stuff. Now, it's possible that the zoonoids
just took over humans here and maybeI'm kind of messing things up, and
that they created the Geivers to betheir war but the Geiver fought back against
the greater power. That's that's basicallyeverything that kind of happened with this and

(02:29:33):
you see that kind of in thesescenes. But it's well done that it's
and I like that it's shown injust an images because you're kind of like
him. But at the same time, like if voiceover would have been good,
just because you're introducing this type oflore so late in the movie.
That the ship's computer could be sayingcertain things to him, just so that

(02:29:54):
we get more in depth. Butagain I'm not like, I feel it
would be an enhancement, not necessarilydeterrent at the same time that it would
be This is perfectly cool and perfectlyfine because I like the way the scene
is done so and I'd like toothat when he goes up to the computer
thing, he's like, it's notme that you want, right, and
then he turns into the guiver andthen he gets all this information from it

(02:30:18):
because the computer wants to show itto the guiver. So we go back
down inside as we see Corey,she's planting on you know, planning all
the dynamite, and that's when Craneand his cronies show up to interject and
make sure that she doesn't blow thisplace. To Smith of reens, Crane
even like antagonizers or two is likeblowing the ship up, this finding up.

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That's not very scientific of you,but of course you're an outlast scientist
for ever her own way from us. It's so fucking stupid. I'm sorry,
but oh but anyway, so youknow, he basically captures her and

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that's when, uh, you know, after because this is kind of happening
in the same time that we're gettingthese flashback that's going on, and that's
when he sends the other two.So there's now three more zoonoids. There's
the blonde lady that's his right righthand person that's there, and her outfit,
that zoeonoid costume is more like amakeup job than it is an actual

(02:31:31):
like rubber suit, and she lookspretty good. Again, I would say
that next to the so you haveyou know, Crane's zoonoid her, then
you have the the b one.Then you have uh, the you know,
the rhino one. Then you haveMarcus is terrible one. Then you
have these two, which they're justlike very generic suits. That's it well,

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and then you got like the shittyone that was from the last movie,
but I'm probably not going to countthat one. So you have the
two genera guys again, like Idon't even remember what they are because they're
so fucking bland. They were justthere to get their asses kicked. I
think one's a frog is the waythat it is, but it's more like
a skull cap than anything else.And I forgot what the other guy is

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though. The frog guy does havea good death in a second, and
so they go to fight the Guiver, you know, find him, and
then, of course, you know, a couple of seconds later, here
they come flying out the tunnel thathe had walked down, and out pops
the Guiver, and you have someof the typical bad guy dialogue. Let
her go crap, impressive but pointless. Yeah, Sean, don't be a

(02:32:39):
hero, deactivate the guy and surrenderor I'll kill him. Don't listen,
times of waste and stop crazy.We had a deal, please, we

(02:33:07):
had a deal. Yes, wepay for your research and you give us
the weapons. You should have toldyour daughter Marcus would have saved us a
lot of trouble. Dad, Howcan you bargain? Don't you get it,
Cory, Your dad's a company man. Stand aside, Marcus. Now

(02:33:28):
one last time, retrack the armor. And so the two zoonoids go after
the Giver, and the Giver islike, basically I kind of sitting by,

(02:33:50):
but Marcus, he ain't taking thisship. He turns into the zoonoid
and starts attacking Crane, and thatallows Corey to get away and there is
a big fight between so you haveMarcus fighting crane. You have the two
fighting the guy for the two genericones, and then Atkins steps in and

(02:34:11):
the girl's illanoid. She starts chasinghim around, and you have that basic
kind of like fight because he's tryingto like like, he goes and he
grabs the gun. She knocks thegun out of his hand and it flies
all the way to Sean. Seanthrows the gun back over to Atkins,
which probably would have broken his fuckinghand because he threw it so goddamn hard,
and so you know, he catchesit and he tries to shoot her,

(02:34:33):
and he's like protect her, andhe shoots that. The girl's illinoied
and it does nothing right. Itjust bullets bounce off of her and that's
it. And she just laughs athim, and so he attacks her.
He grabs the suitcase that has theguiver unit in it and runs off and
she chases. So a bunch ofstuff happens in this little area. So

(02:34:54):
the first thing, let's just talkabout Atkins and the girl. So she's
chasing him around the caverns of thisexcavation site where the ship is, and
eventually, you know, they youknow, he gets slashed. She tries
to bude him a couple of times, but he's able to hold her back
because I guess she's not as strongas everybody else there, or at least
not as strong as Atkins. Andeventually, you know, he ends up

(02:35:18):
getting some distance between him and her, and then you know, he sees
there's an electrical box and he endsup kicking her against the electrical box,
frying her, and she clapses tothe ground and then she turns back into
the human form and that's when heshoots her in the head and that's the
end of her. So he's ableto like fight back and he's able to

(02:35:39):
kill one. Then we have theguiver who's fighting the two that are just
generic, right, and like Isaid, there is one good death out
of them, which happens to bethe frog guy. As they're fighting and
he's like, he's just picking uprandom shit on the floor. It's the
same thing with Atkins, because likeAtkins, he picks up like a cardboard
box and throw at her and she'slike, why are you throwing this at

(02:36:01):
me? Then he picks up likea really shitty barrel and hits the barrel.
Why are you throwing the barrel atme? And then does this.
It's like, you know, thenGuyver's doing the same shit, you know.
And then eventually he actually sees,oh, here's the stick of dynamite.
So he throws one thing at himand he blocks it, throws the
stick of dynamite, and the frogthing catches in his mouth, and then
of course the guy reshoots the stickof dynamite and blows up the frog thing's

(02:36:24):
head and it falls back and killshim. So now by discount, there
is two down and two left togo. Right, so we've got the
last of the two. We've gotthe big old Cane or Crane, and
then we got this guy that lookslike he's wearing the suit from the last
movie. So Crane and Marcus thenface off, not so well. From

(02:36:45):
Marcus, he basically gets thrown aroundeverywhere, gets his ass handed to him,
gets thrown down scaffolding, gets kickedover and over. Marcus he's already
been beat up from before because hecame in and he was all beat up.
And it's funny too, because likesomehow Corey gets like messed up in
this situation and now she looks likeshe's got zo annoyed herpes on her face.

(02:37:07):
Like she got slapped in the faceat one point when she's trying to
help her dad, and that causeda big, giant like red soreness all
of her lips. Either that orshe got her from kissing a giver.
I don't know which type of herpesshe got, but she got one of
them. And so you know,he's on the ground, and that's where
of course Kane or Crane. Ikeep want to call him Kane for some

(02:37:28):
reason, but Crane ultimately kills Marcus. Didn't have to be the sue Marcus.
We were doing great things together.Could have been somebody in the company,
junior vice president in charge of genocide. I'd rather die, it's so

(02:37:50):
bitch. And so Marcus has nowbeen impaled with the giant metal pull through
his body, and you know,I like the I'd rather die than so

(02:38:11):
be it. And then he fuckingkills him. And he got the no
back there from Corey, which Ilove a good no. And this is
not like a shitty know, thisis like a decent no. And so
he you know, she hits himwith a hammer and that's when he flings
her across the room and the Guyver'slike Corey and so he goes and he
kills the other monster by snapping hisneck like there's no other big like kill

(02:38:35):
or anything like that. Just getson his back, twists his neck,
kills the poor guy, and that'sit. So now it's down to Crane
and the Guiver. They're gonna goone on one because Marcus or Crane.
Marcus is basically dead. He's beingblocked by his daughter and Crane is moving
in and the Guiver steps in startskicking his ass. But that's when Rain

(02:39:00):
reveals something huge to Sean back on. How's he doing? I don't know,
it's bad. Why are you attackingyour own kind? Freak? We
could have helped you. I'm nofreak and I'm not like you. You

(02:39:22):
threatened mankind. I protect them,whacker you didn't, So tell me who's

(02:39:45):
going to protect the protect art byall arts? Oh my god, guy,

(02:40:07):
so annoying that next step. Youdon't know what you're doing. That
unit stand, You have no idea? What you just fine? I the
end of that always get like Ithink it'll he says, it'll do just

(02:40:28):
fine. And what I like aboutlike the start of the whole thing before
we really get into the whole thingwith the guy ver, you know,
being in there with the unit andthe zonoid guy and everything. I like,
it's like he's back there. HeMarcus been impaled with a goddamn like
metal pole, right, and thenhe looks back. He's like, how's
he doing? You don't see thegoddamn metal pole in his body? Like,

(02:40:50):
and she's like, I don't know, pretty bad, you don't know
he's got a pole stuck through hisbody? Like how oblivious are you,
Corey? You're only thinking about yourselfand still the goddamn spaceship and everything like
that, Like your dad's dying.He's dead. He's basically dead, and
now you got like a guiver zoanoidover here, So what are you gonna

(02:41:13):
do with it? So nonetheless,I'd like to because he tells him that
it's a broken zoo or geiver unit, right, And what's cool is that
even though he turns into the guiver, you know, and it looks pretty
good for the most part for whatit is, you know, and it's
basically just more of like it's moreof a predator look than he had before.
But he's constantly twitching because the guiveris broken. I like that little

(02:41:37):
bit like it's not a lot,and it looks kind of silly, but
I like that they did that attentionto detail for the whole thing. So
now there's a big fight between theguiver and the geivered zoanoid, right,
and so they go back, theyback and forth, and they basically are
equally matched. You know, hedoes his flying kick, he does his
flying kick, he grabs him andthrow him against something. He grabs him

(02:42:01):
and throws him against something. Andthen eventually the terrible thing, not not
the terrible thing, but the fuckedup thing in terms of the suits because
Geiver, you know, Sean musthave gotten a bad version of the Gueiver's
suit because his blades aren't his fuckingelbows, and he's got to constantly do
like power walking moves to slice atpeople. Meanwhile, Crane over here,

(02:42:24):
his blades from his thing come directlyfrom like wolverine claws, so he's got
them and they're pointed out, andhe's perfectly able to attack without an issue,
not have to do weird elbow flexingthings, you know, with his
body, like you know, fuckingSean has to do every time he wants
to slice somebody in half. Sothen they start like sword fighting ish,

(02:42:46):
you know, and there's still something, like I said, there's still some
cool kung fu things that happen here. Good use some martial arts, and
you know there are And it looksgreat if you're going through again the common
writers SUPERCENTI lens. If you haveit through that, it looks great.
I think that the action scenes inthis film are done really well, and
it really captures again not to beatthat dead horse that's sitting over there.

(02:43:09):
I think it's been there for aboutseven months now, maybe longer, maybe
even eight years, but it reallydoes do a good job of capturing that
feel of that type of show.And so eventually the Guiver's overpowered. He's
basically got Mark, not Marcus.He's got Crane on top of him.
Keeps saying one as he Marcus,He's got Crane on top of him.

(02:43:31):
And of course Crane does the typicalbad guy thing and speaks way too much,
which leads his downfall. We'll betrying to show that it was true
destiny power, not Crane. You'regonna self destruct, I feel. And

(02:44:18):
so since he's too busy trying tolike you know, rub it into the
Guiver, who he's about to killand he's shoving his little like blade hand
into his stomach, making him bleed. And it's crazy because the blood is
not just like gushing from the center, it's shooting out the top of the
mask like it's filling up in thesuit, and it's only got one way
to go, and it's through thoselike smoke air holes that are at the

(02:44:41):
top. I was like too thatafter he's become the guiver the guy and
eyes zoonoid, he does the errorthing too out of the sides of his
mask, which I really enjoyed.And so he looks up because Corey calls
out to him, and she shootshim right in the control metal, which
cracks even further, and he startswigging out, and eventually, you know,

(02:45:03):
Sean, he grabs the control medal, rips it out of his head,
and then he puts the you know, puts poor Crane out of his
misery by using his chest big blastthing before he's able to melt down,
probably and become regenerated by the geyverunit, right like Sean did in the
last movie. That's that's the onlything that if they were gonna, if

(02:45:24):
they ever were to do another sequelto this, that that's maybe something they
would go down like, oh,it's a broken one, but he's still
his like soul is still in thatunit. And if they don't destroy that
control medal, then they don't destroyCrane altogether. So now that Crane's dead
and everything has been saved except forof course Marcus, because he's dead there

(02:45:46):
on the ground, that it comesto one last thing of what they need
to do. And this is whereyou get more the explanation of what you
saw, as Sean explains exactly becauseat one point during the fight, he
tells Crane that the zooids were thefailed experiment and that the Givers were created

(02:46:07):
to, you know, basically cleanup that failed experiment. But this is
where he comes clean, and that'swhere he says that, hey, yeah,
actually the Givers were the failed experimentbecause humanity it fought back. Sean.
We did it. We did.So it looks like you found your

(02:46:35):
destiny, Corey. I live Zoe. Annoids weren't the failed experiment. The
Givers were aliens turned humans, andthe Givers who we could fight their wars
for them. Humans were built outof control. Guivers nothing more than a
weapon. I have no destiny.You made your own, your hell of

(02:47:07):
a weapon. Kid. It's agood thing on our side. I'm not
a religious man, but you mayhave just prevented arm and getting Who knows
how many more weapons are the boy. Well, now at least they'll be
safe with the government where they belong. No, that's not where it belongs.

(02:47:46):
What are you doing? Stand that, Quary? What are you going?
Goddamn, I'm saying at home whatyou can't do that. That's the

(02:48:11):
government property. Stop it, thegovern national security. I'm seeing him.
Yeah, he's basically saving it becausehe's sending the ship away because, like
he explained, they were meant tofight the wars for the aliens. Which
the thing is is that you couldcall both sides maybe the failed experiment,
or maybe the aliens truly were theZeronoids. And that's something that I would

(02:48:37):
like to actually see the series andsee exactly how that explains the whole thing,
and whether or not the theories areright that maybe the Zonoids were the
first failed experiment, and then theGuivers were the second right, and the
Guivers were a success until humanity didn'twant to fight their wars for them anymore.
So it's like he's like, Ihave no destiny, but the destiny
is, like what she said,it's what you make it right, You

(02:48:58):
get to make your own and nowyou're not going to be held back by
this thing. And she's not madbecause he saved the day. And now
they're getting rid of the ship.They're not blowing it up, but they're
doing the right thing. The problemis is that there's still two pieces of
the Giver left. There's the Guivercontrol metal that was broken, and then

(02:49:18):
there's the one thing that Atkins wasgetting, the sample that they're being analyzed,
as well as the sample that Coreyhad that she was examining a lot
earlier on in the movie. Sothere's still like signs of all this stuff.
And now, like, if youwere to go further with these movies,

(02:49:39):
you could, you know, basicallytalk about him going after the other
locations because it's not like the zoonoidsdon't exist anymore. That's why the ending
of this movie kind of pisses meoff, to be honest with you,
because it's just like, you know, okay, I get it. You
don't want to work for the government, you don't want to be an agent
of the government. You just wantto be your own person. I get
that, but you know that thesethings are fucking out there. So when

(02:50:03):
he makes the choice here at theend, after they leave the cave and
they're gonna drive off, it's like, so you're gonna fuck the rest of
humanity because you want to have anormal life. Guess what, motherfucker,
you're the giver and you know.So here they are at the end as
they drive off, and then themusic plays and we'll talk about it a
little more when I get back,Barker. This is not the time,

(02:50:24):
Barker, we have to talk.There's nothing more to say. I already
told you everything. Wait, we'relaunching an underground war against Chronos. The
government can use your health see aroundAtkins and pleas to tell me. I'll

(02:50:46):
have to reach you see around cave. And so that was Geiver, dark

(02:51:56):
Hero, and yeah, it piscesme off the end as they just drive
off and he gets his like happy, I'm going to be quote unquote normal
ending like you know all these thingsare around, Like, I get it,
you just finished this fight. Youdon't want to go on and work
for an agency anymore. But there'sso many other things of Chronos. It
would be interesting that if we hadanother one of these movies that maybe he

(02:52:18):
is now searching them down, maybehe and Corey have teamed up together,
or maybe she decides, I don'twant to deal with your bullshit anymore.
You don't need to fight these agencies. We already stopped everything, we got
rid of the ship. Fuck you, I'm breaking up with you. And
then he finds another fucking woman andwe go down like the food chain of
different women that he can be with. You know, he was with the
Japanese girl in the first one,he's with the white girl in this one.

(02:52:41):
Maybe he goes with Latina and thenext one, or maybe he goes
and gets an Indian girl and thenext one. Who knows the guy ever
fucks around the world. That's reallywhat the movies should be called. But
it's just like, it feels kindof cheesy to me to go down this
route. It would be one ofthese things is like, look, you
know, I get it. I'mgonna find them, but right now,

(02:53:01):
I've got other things to take careof. That's fine, do that,
no problem. And you know he'slike, I'll see you around, meaning
that you know that you're going tosee him again. But the last shot
is him looking over at Corey inthe truck, holding her hand and then
driving off, and then the samefucking guy for music that's used like seven
times in this movie, fucking plays. So that's the guiver too. And

(02:53:22):
I think it's actually a good movie. I think this one is fun.
I think this one is definitely morein the vein, even more in the
vein of the supercenta common Rider,power Rangers, whatever you want to call
it, those types of movies thanthe first one was the first one,
I agree it was too goofy.It tried to be slapstick where it didn't

(02:53:43):
need to be. It was alittle convoluted in the story. Sometimes here
stories pretty straightforward. It has anending, it has a conclusion. Even
the conclusion is probably with the weakerthings in the movie. But the action
is good. The gore is good. In the scenes that they used the
gore, it's not like all overthe place. But it's great that they
decided to go with the r versusyou know, still trying to keep PG.

(02:54:05):
Thirteen all that fun stuff. Ithink that it's, like I said,
it's a very fun movie. It'sdefinitely worth your time if you want
to watch it, if you thoughtthat after watching the first one, that
you know what, like me,I should see the second one. Hopefully
you saw it. You didn't needit to see it to do this,
but hey, there's no twists andterrence. It's very straightforward. You can

(02:54:26):
see everything coming for the fact thatcranes the other fucking you know, zoonoid
and all the other shit. AndI feel like, you know, the
biggest praise I can give for thismovie because I kind of felt it after
watching the first one. I'm kindof like, UD, take you or
leave it, because I feel thismovie actually has lore and it uses lore,
and I know the creation of theGivers is something that's actually in both

(02:54:50):
the manga and the ninth least theolder series is probably the newer one as
well, but this borrows from thatthat from both both of those mediums.
I want to actually watch the anime. I want to actually go back and
watch it and go through the wholeseries, watch the short one and if
I like it a ton, tryto see what the new one's about,
or the more recent one, Iguess I should say, is about.

(02:55:11):
But I think it's a good movie. I think that it's it's a lot
of fun. Is it a greatmovie? No, because it's still has
stupid shit in it. But it'snot a bad movie. I think the
performances are fine for what it is. It definitely has that direct to video
feel, and even though it didget a theatrical release, it would been
interesting if it got one here.But I couldn't find any information if it

(02:55:31):
got one here, And there wasn'ta whole lot of like trivia either,
other than like, oh, thefirst one was Rady pg. Thirteen,
This one real? It are Okay, that's that's not real trivia, Like
it would have been cool to findout something. Oh, did you know
if David here voiced the you know, sol the Thick in the movie gothl
the series. Okay, that's notreal true, I want to know stuff
that happened. Did you know thatan archaeological groupie is actually somebody that likes

(02:55:54):
to suck the bone marrow out ofdinosaurs? See? That is actual trivia.
I would totally be okay with learningabout that. But nonetheless, so
Gore, I give this a threeout of five. It's got good gore
When it uses it uses it right, and it's cool crap facts or three
out of five. I think someof the stuff with the costumes are still
bad. I think that there's justsome really stupid things, like the running

(02:56:16):
things. Some of the cuts arereally harsh when it comes to it,
and you know, it definitely hasa cheap feel, though I think story
wise it's good. I think thatyou have a much better lead in David
Hayter instead of the original guy thatplayed Sean, and I like that it
was like it actually had lore toit and that you want to learn more

(02:56:39):
about it if you get into themovie. If you don't like the movie,
you're not gonna really want to knowanymore. But if you enjoyed it
just for what it was, Ithink that you're gonna go back and you're
gonna look at some different shows,or you're gonna check out the original anime
from the eighties, and I definitelywould suggest that you do. I'm going
to be doing that soon. Andthen so the fun factor, it's a
four out of five. I'd sayI had a lot of fun with this
movie, from all the goofy shitthat on it to like I said,

(02:57:01):
the lower stuff and the story andthose things, I think they're fine.
I give this three out of fivearchaeological groupies. It's solid. It's a
good movie. I think you shouldsee it if you're interested in If you're
not interested, don't watch it.That's literally I think the best way to
talk about this movie in general isthat if you didn't think it's going to
be interesting, don't watch it.But I think that you'll enjoy the action

(02:57:22):
this time around, even though ithas that less than like you know,
good quality feel to the rest ofit. So thank you guys so much
for listening to this episode. Sowe will do you know, another mini
episode next week with all that stuff, and you'll find out what the movie
that we're going to be watching forthat episode on that and there is I

(02:57:43):
will spoil something, but I'm notgoing to spoil what it is. I
believe that we are going to havea guest that is going to be on
that episode and possible guests, soit should be fun. I'm very looking
forward to this the movie that I'vewanted to do for a while. It
makes sense to kind of do itright now, even though maybe the craze
is not there, but I havebeen asked to do this movie before it

(02:58:05):
is. It's a different type ofhorror. If it's horror to you,
it could be, but I wouldn'tput it in the genre. But there
is something nostalgic about it that Ithink a lot of people can talk about.
And it's just me taking one stepaway from this world. I know
I did to sci fi, butthey got horror elements to them as well,
with it being like sci fi monster, Kaiju, you know, super

(02:58:28):
Sentai type of things going on withthat. You could put it in this
category if you want to, oryou just action sci fi movie, but
sci fi can be horror, andso we'll take one step away from horror
just for a little bit to havesome fun with the movie. I really
want to do this movie, andit's because somebody reached out to me and
say, hey, you know,do you want to you know, I'm

(02:58:48):
interested in doing an episode and Iwas like, this is the perfect one
for you to do with me,So we'll make sure that we do it.
And yeah, so thank you guysagain. If you're not following me
out there ready, this is allthe plug. Make sure that you check
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(02:59:11):
two I don't post hole bat muchnor on the Facebook page as much anymore.
Twitter, I'm there. Also checkme out Twitch dot tv, Slash
Terrible Terrors want to talk about horrorevery Monday night. It's a horror game
playing through residue before come check itout. Thank you guys so much for
listening. In the words of thegreat late Jerry Springer, make sure you
take care of yourselves and each other. Okay, so you guys still there,

(02:59:41):
because I kind of want to playthis for you because I talked about
it and if you haven't heard it, you guys should hear it. But
the other thing is is I dowant to say so at the end of
every show before we go through,and somebody did say this to me.
I never thought that it was connectedto Jerry Springer, but that line does
come from Jerry Springer. Going backthroughout episodes, I somebody, actually,
my cousin told me about that,and he's like, do you say that

(03:00:03):
because of that? I'm like no, I just started saying about it because
of the whole thing with the pandemicand all that stuff and talking about it,
and then I just said it,and now I end it with every
episode because I feel it's like acall off. But now thinking about it,
it is from Jerry Springer, andthat's a guy. I'll talk more
on the mini episode, but likethat was like a childhood staple, So

(03:00:24):
if you think you've heard it before, that's where you probably heard it from.
But I was not trying to emulatethat at all. But again,
we'll talk about that in the miniepisode. But until then, I want
to play you the goddamn Hellfire songfrom the Hunchback of Notre Dame because you
have to. You have to hearthis song. So thanks guys, and
we'll catch you next time. BiartaMarie, you know I am a righteous

(03:01:28):
man of my virtue. I amjustly proud. Biarta Maria, you know
I'm so much purer than the common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd.
Then tell me, Maria, whyI see her dancing there whire smiling.

(03:01:52):
I still scorch my soul. Ifeel her. I see her, The
sun in her raven hair is blazingin me out of all controul like fire,
hell fire, This fine my skin, this burning desire is turning.

(03:02:28):
It's not my fault. I'm notto blame. It is the gypsy girl,
the which you said, this flame, it's not my fault. If
it got plan, He made thedevil so much stronger than a man.
Contakes me, Barria, don't letthe siren cast her spell. Don't let

(03:02:50):
her fire sear my flection ball destroyaround her, and let her taste the
fire hel outs. Let her bemine and mine, Lord, Minister full
The gypsy has escaped. What she'snowhere in the cathedral, she's gone,

(03:03:13):
But now never mind, get outto eatiot. I'll find her. I'll
find her if I have to burndown all of Paris. Hell fire,
dark fire. Now, gypsy,it's your time. Choose me or your

(03:03:35):
mind be mine or you will.God have mercy on her, God have
mercy on me. But she willbe mine, Lord,

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