August 5 2025

It's time for The Trav Show! This morning, Trav is interrogated about a king! What? Also, A NEW COUNTRY IS BORN! Catch Trav at www.themountainbuzz.com or https://streaming.live365.com/a32946

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Welcome to our number three of the Trash Show. Hey,
I want just want to let y'all know something. I've
been talking to a long time travel listener this morning,
and there may be songs that play right now that
you're like, I don't know about that. We're we're adjusting, okay,
So give us a few days and we'll be able
to go through our library, call the ones we don't like,

(00:30):
add more songs that we do like, things like that,
So just bear with me. We're not turning into a
hip hop station, so just stick around. Right now, it
is time for keeping to cut It brought to you
by Wayward Sons of Barber Parlor in high Olwasee, Georgia.
Now the way this works, I'll play a song you
let me know, Hey, keep that one that's definitely a

(00:51):
hit or cut it, never speak of it again. Today
we turn our attention to Stella Maria. This is our
latest that's called Wait for Me in Line. You are
tuned in to the Draft Show. It is time to

(01:15):
celebrate the day, because it is a day worth celebrating.
It is Tuesday, August the fifth of the year of
Our Lord twenty twenty five. It is National Green peppers
date any kind of green pepper, will you celebrate? Probably?
It is International Traffic Light Day, National Night Out Day.

(01:39):
It's also National Oyster Day. Listen, if you ever see
me eating oysters, one of two things that's happened. I
am Either I've been kidnapped, I am a hostage and
they are forcing me to eat oysters to stay alive,
or I have had some kind of medical episode and
I don't know what I'm doing. Okay, either way, if

(02:01):
you see me eating moisterres raw pride, whatever. If you
see me eating or you call the authorities because something
bad is happening. It's also National work like a Dog Day. Now,
that's not what you think. We use that term. Man
or me like a dog, or treated me like a dog. Now,

(02:25):
maybe people treat their dogs differently than we do. But
at my house, if you're treated like the dog, you
got it made in the shade as National Underwear Day,
Will you celebrate? It may be too late?

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Now.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Have you ever walked down the door and me like
I've got an underwear? Yeah? Me neither. A Fresh pear
and online underwear retailer founded National Underwear Day because they
believe underwear is the most important thing that people wear
and because they believe it can make people feel confident
and good. Probably, I don't know. Some of you may

(03:03):
feel more confident when you roll out all natur row.
Since the first holiday in two thousand and three, there
have been New York City model events, underwear giveaways from
Fresh Pair, and a Time Square runway show Who signs
up for that? In twenty thirteen, Fresh Pair tried to
set the Guinness World Record for the most people gathered

(03:25):
together wearing underwear. They didn't re rease their gold, but
they did gather together more than eight hundred people. I
have been in stadiums with tens of thousands of people.
I've been at NASCAR track with a quarter of a
million people. I'm pretty sure more than eight hundred people
were wearing underwear. They weren't clear in this. They didn't

(03:45):
say wearing only underwear, They said, who's wearing underwear? That
is a celebration for the day. Why? Because it's a
day where it's celebrating Well, everyone knows that laughter is
the best medicine. You may not be feeling bad today,
but a little giggle would brighten your day, no matter

(04:06):
how good you're feeling, Right right, So here you go today,
I present this to you as an attempt to tickle
your funny bone. Why is a barn so noisy because
the cows have so many horns? Here is your morning

(04:31):
sports report here on the Mountain Buzz. Yesterday I went
out to Haswelle High School for picture day for the
junior varsity and varsity football teams and there were quite
a few players on the field. Talked to head coach
Chad McClure and trying something new this year. The entire
coaching staff from the varsity team will be coaching the

(04:54):
jvs as well as they look for continuity and strengthening
the entire coach. McClure seemed positive on how things are
going so far. Hope to have him on one morning
here in the not too distant future. Sicking with high
school switching state switching schools, the Lady Panther softball team

(05:16):
travels to Gilmour County today. First pitch set for six
o'clock four, Union County versus Gilmour County. Union County. Of course,
coming off that big win over Raven County over the weekend,
turning our attention to baseball in the minor leagues. The
Gnat Strippers are on the road to not as they
start a six game series or six game set, however

(05:38):
you want to say it against the Columbus Clippers seven
oh five, first pitch at Huntington Park. You can catch
the radio broadcasts that are friends at my Country ninety
nine three dot com at six fifty. I think that's it, boy.
The Morning Sports Report is about to get busy. Morning
Sports here on the TRAVS show to you by the

(06:00):
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Speaker 1 (06:38):
You we go. Well. That music can only mean one thing,
and it's time for your Carl Patterson Atlanta Braves Report.
The Atlanta Raised fail to the Milwaukee Brewers three to
one on Monday night, eh dang So the winning streak
ended at one and pro Far gave the Braves an

(07:01):
early lead with a first pitch solo home run, but
the team struggled to offensively, managing only three hits. Eric
Fed in his first start for Atlanta, pitch to five
and one third innings, allowing three runs, including a three
run homer by Isaac Collins. Ozzy Aldies five game hen
each streak ended and the Braves stranded six runners on base.

(07:23):
Aaron Bummer recorded Atlanta's first strikeout in relief. The Braves
will face the Brewers again today with Joey Wentz, who's
got a two to two record and a five O
two e er. He is expected to start for the Brovos.
That is a look at your Carl Patterson Flooring Braves report.
With more than thirty five years in the flooring business,

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why not call Karl Patterson a two eight three eight
nine six two eight or go by sea on ten
eighty five North Carolina sixty nine in Hayesville. So last night,
after years of hoping it would happen and months of

(08:11):
knowing it was happening, last night I sat down the
family and I it all happened just they came in
from practices and stuff about the same time I got
out of the shower. And it's not like I was
avoiding them all. I was out at the football field
they were going to practices. We literally met at the

(08:32):
front door of me coming in them going out. But anyway,
when they made it back, the timing was right. We
sat down, turned on the television, went to Hulu and
watched The King of the Hill, and it was I
only watched one episode. You can watch them all that
are ready, obviously, but I only watched one. I'm going

(08:53):
to watch one week, just like I used to. It's
definitely different. You can tell it has a different look
to it, I guess, my son said, because it's digital.
It's not hand drawn like the old one, so it
does have a little different look and a little different flow.
But uh, while while we were watching, I'm not going

(09:13):
to spoil it for you in case you're a fan
and you haven't got to see the first episode yet,
but there were scenes happening that we weren't privy to
how they got to this point, right, And at one
point my wife looks and she's like, well, did they
just rent the house? Out, and I'm like, I've seen
just as much of this as you have. I don't
know what's going on, And then not I don't know.

(09:36):
Five minutes later, my son turns in and asks me something.
I can't remember exactly what he asked, and again I
had to say, I don't know. I've watched just as
much as this as you have. And I had to
make a proclamation to my family. I did not write
the new King of the Hill. I don't know what's
going on. Let's all watch together and find out. But

(09:58):
here's here's my thoughts about first episode. It definitely, like
I say, it looked different, had a little different feel
to it, and I think Hank has has softened up some.
I mean, he still has his his tendencies, but he
softened up a little bit. Peggy is even more annoying

(10:18):
than she was in the original, and I didn't think
that would be possible. I am interested to see how
the work Bobby in. I mean, he was a big
part of the first episode, but if they do character development,
or if he just becomes the bumbling goof. But all
in all, I would say B plus for episode one. Now,

(10:38):
a lot of it is probably my fault for having
such high expectations, but I know they kind of had to,
you know, fill in the backstory about what's been going
on all these years. It is crazy, it's been off
for I don't know how long, and Bobby is only
twenty one now, but whatever. But the way I feel
like that first episode was just filling us in, and

(11:02):
the way that they kind of confirmed that the intro,
the classic King of the Hill intro didn't play until
that episode was over, and I felt that was like
them saying, Okay, here, we're catching you up, and now
from this point on we are moving in to the
actual series. So what did you think? Did you watch

(11:22):
any of the new King of the Hill? Are you
even interested? Let me know? Send me in email Mountain
Buzz Radio at gmail dot com.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
Win or Wick.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
It's time for study haul. We forgot study hall yesterday. Okay,
I forgot study haul yesterday, but it's okay. Everybody deserves
a day off. Come on in and get a seat,
Grab your chromebook, your iPad, your pencil, your paper, whatever.
Take notes. This is important. Study says there are twenty
million flies for every human on earth, so it's not

(12:00):
all in your head. There really are like flies everywhere,
twenty million flies for every human on earth. I'll tell
you what you're gonna need more than a fly swat
and those stupid fly strip things to take care of that.
There you go, lesson, learned, class dismiss. We are marching

(12:26):
run along this morning. Hour one in the books, hour
two on the way. Coming up. In hour number two
we'll take a look at some news or nonsense stories
we may check out. The wild World also got your
loser news of the day, and of course the Facebook.
Find got something for me, Email it to me. Mount

(12:46):
Buzz Radio at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 1 (13:34):
Welcome back travelers. Hour number two of the Trash Show underway.
We got a lot to do in this hour and
we're gonna hit you with a couple of news or
nonsense stories. Do have your loser of the day, and
of course more of your favorite hit songs. How about this?
How about we start this hour with a historical event,

(13:58):
because I'm all about educating you, folks, fine folks. Today,
in nine ten AD, the last major Viking arny to
raid England, led by King Edward and Earl a third
it's a letter I've never seen before, is defeated at
the Battle of Tittonhall by the allied forces of Mercia

(14:21):
and Wessex, or you could read it Merca and Wessex.
So today, in nineteen ten the Vikings went down. How
about that. That's just a small sample of how much
you are going to learn in this hour. It's the
Traps Show. Time to take a look at a story
and I will decide if it's news or nonsense. How

(14:46):
about this when headline reads Well dies in New Jersey
Bay after ramming into a boat, sending a man overboard.
Excuse me now, if you are out on highwa see
Lake Lake Chattoo, Lake Notley, you don't have to worry
about this. I think the biggest one maybe or strippers
in Notley. But what do I know? This is a

(15:08):
wild one man. A twenty foot mink well made its
way into a shallow bay in New Jersey on Saturday
and it started freaking out and then this happened. It
slams into a boat knoxy guy overboard. I think it
got claustrophobic, or maybe it felt like it was in
a corner and it was fight or flight, and it
fought on its way out. Now the sad news is,

(15:31):
of course, that the well is now dead. Local nonprofit
posted this on Facebook. On Saturday, August the second, two
forty five pm, the Marine Mammal Stranding Center received a
call from New Jersey State Police Marine Unit reporting well
observed in the bay near the inlet. Blah blah blah.
This is like a book. I'm not gonna read you

(15:54):
all of this. Due to the availability of heavy equipment
and the upcoming tide cycle of the well will be
moved on Monday morning. So I guess they finally got
it yesterday and they're gonna do basically an autopsy to
find out what happened. I'm gonna say, blunt Trump, What

(16:15):
blunt forced trauma to the head when it rammed into
the boat. Now, boaters weren't antagonizing the well at all.
The amount of stress put on the well in that
shallow water is what led to collision. Person who fell
overboard wasn't reported, is injured and seems to be fine here.

(16:35):
That's that's a that's wild. Right. Is this news or
is it nonsense? And well, obviously it's news because animals
are attacking. Now, imagine if this had been a great
white shark. Imagine Jaws coming true. Right, people would have
flocked to this area to see Jaws. That's just the

(16:56):
where we live in. But yeah, this is definitely news
because the animals that hacking. It's written about somewhere in
some book that I've got somewhere. Weak weenk nudge, nudge, Hey, well,
I've got you here. Let me tell you about our
new show. We were hoping to have it last night.
It didn't work out, but it will debut tonight eight
to midnight Nights with Ventura, and it is It's a

(17:22):
perfect way to end your day. Ventura. He's got this
soothing voice and he specializes in love songs. You can
call him up and get a dedication too. So Nights
with Ventura premieres tonight at eight pm. Here on the
Mountain Buzz. You're tuned in to the Trap Show.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Loser.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
You're a loser. Are you feeling sorry for yourself? Well
you should be, because you are dirt. Our loser for
today comes from Abilene, Texas, where our unidentified purchased a
new washing machine. Okay, step one, purchase washer. Step two,
load it into a Jeep Liberty suv, so maybe place

(18:06):
it inside the back cargo area of the suv. Nope, Well,
the Liberty has a roof rack. Maybe put it up there,
No way, strap it to the hood of the car
so that it effectively blocks the driver's view of the highway. Fingo,
why not? That's exactly what our loser did, strapping the

(18:26):
big front loader on the hood of the jeep. He
didn't go very far before he was pulled over and
ticketed by the cops. No word on whether or not
the washer ever made it to his house. How dumb
do you have to be? How dumb do you have
to be all the places to try? Hey, just slap

(18:48):
it on the hood. How are you going to see? Jerry?
Don't worry about it. Slap it on the hood, But
Jerry there's no way you're going to see. Do what
I say and I'll show you. Don't test me, Son,
don't kay Jerry, y'all see See this is why losers

(19:11):
we should have to take a loser test. There may
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this idiot would fail the loser test. My goodness.

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(21:20):
I'm speaking of Eric Carmon's hit Hungry Eyes. It's a while.
You're not gonna believe today's wild World story. You're just not.
Here's the headline, zoo ask people to donate small pets
to help keep the animals fed. What Yeah. From the

(21:42):
ap The all Bar Zoo in Denmark said it's trying
to mimic the natural food chain of the animal's house
there for the sake of both animal welfare and professional integrity,
and offers assurances the pets will be gently euthanized by
trained staff. Hey, bring us your pets. We're gonna kill
them now gently, We're gonna put them to sleep, They'll

(22:04):
be euthanized, and then we're gonna feed them to our animals. Duh, Okay,
do I get a T shirt? Y'all? What in the world.
The zoo in northern Denmark explained on Facebook posts that
if you have a healthy animal that needs to be
given away for various reasons, feel free to donate it
to us. Yeah, mom and dad, if you have a

(22:25):
little guinea pig that needs to make an unscheduled journey
to guinea pig Heaven called Denmark, Can you believe that?
I just I cannot. I cannot believe it. The zoo
points to guinea pigs, rabbits, and chickens as possible donations.
After being euthanized, the animals will be used as fodder.

(22:46):
The zoo said that way nothing goes to waste and
we ensure natural behavior, nutrition and well being of our predators.
The zoo said, no, that's not listen, this is not
the natural behavior. I want to go natural. You throw
that guinea pig in there, and it's alive. Make your
predator have to work for it. Now I kill it

(23:07):
and then here you go. So don't throw me this.
Oh we're trying to keep it natural. That's bull and
this is wild. It's time for our Facebook find of
the day. And this is my favorite one ever, favorite
one ever. I wish you could have seen how confused
I was when I first stumbled across this. All right,

(23:28):
so I don't know where it is. You can get
it by shipping only. And this comes from Rainel Johnson
and she has a five star rating on Marketplace. Joined
phasebook in two thousand and nine. And what is she offering? Well, friend,
I'm glad you asked. Let me just read the details, condition,

(23:52):
new color, yellow material, clay and resin, and here you go.
Here's here's a big payoff. Here almost four inch in
circumference clay bowl filled with fruit loops, a spoon and milk,
half inch tall, handmade with clay and resin. Yeah, she

(24:15):
has made it looks like a little bowl of fruit loops.
I don't know what you would use it for. I
have no idea of what you would use this for.
I mean a kid maybe if they're you know, a
little girl playing mommy or whatever. I don't know. I
don't know. Maybe it's art to you. Maybe you are

(24:37):
a huge collector of all things fruit loop. If so,
here you go, four inch mini bowl of fruit loops
made out of clay in resin. Twelve dollars plus seven
dollars shipping and handling, so twenty bucks. Basically you can figure.
But for twenty dollars, how can you afford not to
have a clay and resin bowl, any bowl of fruit loops?

(25:01):
Today's a facebook fine Hour two in the books coming
up an hour number three, got more news or nonsense?
I also have your crazy news story of today. What else?
Oh yeah, the Rusty Waller Chevrolet race report coming up
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Here we go.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Welcome to our number three of the Trash Show. Hey,
I want to just want to let y'all know something.
I've been talking to a long time travel listener this morning,
and there may be songs that play right now that
you're like, I don't know about that. We're we're adjusting okay,
So give us a few days and we'll be able
to go through our library. Call the ones we don't like,

(27:14):
add more songs that we do like, things like that,
So just bear with me. We're not turning into a
hip hop station, so just stick around. Right now, it
is time for keeping to cut up. Brought to you
by Wayward Sons of Barber Parlor in Highlwasee, Georgia. Now
the way this works, I'll play a song you let
me know, hey, keep that one that's definitely a hit

(27:36):
or cut it, never speak of it again. Today we
turn our attention to Stella Maria. This is our latest
that's called Wait for Me in Line. You are tuned
in to the Draft show. Time for another news or
nonsense story. A man has declared himself president of a

(27:58):
self proclaimed country. He nestled in a disputed patch of
land between Croatia and Servia, and it comes complete with
a flag, a cabinet, currency, and nearly four hundred citizens.
Now it's not talking about a cabinet like you know
for your dishes, a cabinet government. So yeah, he declared

(28:19):
himself president. Daniel Jackson founded the Free Republic of Verde
a half square kilometer that's less than one hundred and
twenty five acres sliver of forest along the Danube River.
He did so after discovering that the area was unclaimed
by either neighboring country due to an ongoing border dispute.

(28:39):
Verdese was an idea I have when I was fourteen,
said Jackson, who is now twenty. It was just a
bit of an experiment at first with a few mates.
Good day, mate, We have all dreamed of creating something someday.
Well they did. Jackson officially declared the republic's independence on
May thirtieth, twenty nineteen. News agencies reported, I guess it's

(29:03):
just now being recognized by some. The area of the
British Man claimed, known on maps as Pocket three, has
since been named the world's second smallest country, right behind
Vatican City. So yeah, it's being recognized. The digital designer,
who earns a living by creating virtual worlds on roadblocks,
began shaving Verdice into a functioning government when he was

(29:26):
just eighteen. We started making Verdice a reality when I
was eighteen by forming some laws and a flag, he said.
We have now built up a government and have a
great cabinet. Y'all. He just found unclaim land and claimed
it for himself. He's Christopher Columbus, right, So I don't

(29:48):
know if you can move there. I don't know what
the housing situation is. So there you go. You can.
If you can find unclaim land today, you could start
your own country. That is it news or is it nonsense?
I'm going with nonsense. You may think it's news. I
think this is nonsense. It sounds like a sliver of land.

(30:09):
Obviously there's not much there, or somebody would have already
claimed it. He may have captured a swampland or something.
There you go.

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Since winning the season opening Daytona five hundred, William Byron
had three runner up finishes before he finally made another
trip to Victory Lane, winning at Iowa in the same
way he's lost other races that.

Speaker 11 (31:45):
I just kept saving more fuel and I kept getting
a gap, and I was like, man, this is kind
of weird. So I mean, shoot, I just think about
some of the races we've been on the wrong side
of this year, and to be on the other side
of it this time and be pulling away and saving
fuel was awesome.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
In grabbing Cup Series win three hundred and eighteen for
Rick Hendrick Byron is now back on top of the
regular season standings, where he's been after eighteen of the
twenty three races. Chase Elliott falls to eighteen back. Kyle
Larson is minus forty five. Chris Busher remains on the bubble,
with the gap to teammate Ryan Priest cut to twenty

(32:20):
three points. Their owner Brad Kislowski, though almost one IOWA,
which would have put both below the cut line.

Speaker 12 (32:28):
Lead laps one, both stages had fast leapt. The Rays
finished third this point did not get the win, but
you know, all the yellow cyclists to the back, and
the strategy went to the guys that you know stave
fuel and pitted early, and that was a big bummer for.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Us, by the way, finishing second for the third time
in four races, Chase Brisco, this time because of a
badly timed yellow flag. You know, if you could be
that lead car, you could just take the guy's airway
and they were never going to pass you. So I
felt like if it would have been rolls revers and
I was leading in William a second, I don't think
you would have passed me.

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Speaker 2 (33:24):
Including the Indie Win. Bubba Wallace has now finished top
ten three races in a row, but getting caught up
in a wreck. Did it the hard way at Iowa Speedway.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
To come from two laps down. Our crew did an
amazing job replacing the toe link.

Speaker 5 (33:38):
I'm not really sure what happened there with the forty
two in the twenty but really really interesting.

Speaker 7 (33:43):
Good day, but we'll take it.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
And go on to walkins lend pr NS Garage pass
not narrow minded, Carrol Minded.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
It's time for a new segment we call poetic stupid quote. Now,
this is just proof that a lot of the time,
the way you say something has a bigger effect than
what you say. So here's what we're going to do.
We're going to use the Kings English. I'm going to
give you a quote by somebody famous, and then we're

(34:12):
going to interpret it into what was really said. Again
for proof that it matters how you see things more
than what you say. You're ready, here is the change. Verily,
I have journeyed through fifty and seven states, per chance

(34:33):
me thinks one yet remaineth to be visited. Now. That
was said by former President Barack Obama. Let me tell
you again, and yes, if you're a longtime listener, this
is a ripoff of the old country. Okay, it's fun.
This is just a different way of doing it. Verily,
I have journeyed through fifty and seven states, per chance

(34:56):
me thinks one yet remaineth to be visited. Now. What
was the stupid quote from former President Barack Obama. I've
now been in fifty seven states. I think one left
to go. He was the president of the United States
looking at fifty eight states. Apparently I'm behind the times.

(35:18):
Maybe there are states out there like Pluto. When I
was in school with Pluto was a planet, wasn't a planet?
Is a planet? It's not your planet. So maybe we
have states like that that are in and out so fast,
I'd never learn them. But there you go. That is
today's poetic, stupid quote.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Crazy.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
It is time for today's crazy news story of the day.
Let me ask you this, growing up as a kid,
how nervous were you when you heard only you can
prevent forest fires? And now they've changed it to wildfires.
But like I remember thinking when I was a kid,
that's a lot of responsibility there, Smoky. But Smoky the

(36:14):
bear was you know, he was a sign of authority, right,
a symbol of authority, and if you're a smoking de
bandit fan, he was the bad guy, even though he
was hilarious Anyway. What I didn't know about Smoky is that,
in addition to giving children this panic, he's really protective

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about the signs he puts up. So when Florida man
started stealing his signs, Smoky personally rode with law enforcement
to arrest the suspect. Florida Commissioner of Agriculture Wilton Simpson
posted the bust on X. He said, what happens when
dumb criminals poked the bear? Our ag laws team has

(37:00):
a suspect in custody who traveled from Pensacola to Orlando,
stealing Smoky Bear signs from our state forests and selling
them on Facebook marketplace for nineteen hundred dollars each. My goodness,
who would pay that for Smoky the Bear? Or I
guess he's Smoky Bear, not Smoking the Bear. And here's

(37:22):
a picture. The cops got the guy handcuff putting him
in the back seat of the truck. Smokey's opening the door.
He's holding the door as they stuffed the guy in,
giving the camera a thumbs up, y'all. And then it
shows him behind the driver's seat like he's hauling the
guy off to jail. Here's more from Fox thirteen. Smokey

(37:46):
is always around our forest and just got lucky today
that he saw the bad guy and got him handcuff.
Simpson said, what an idiot? What an idiot. Smokey goes
to schools, he's known by our children, he's known by
our families, he's known throughout the United States. Who goes
and steals an image of Smoky Bear and tries to
profit off that, well, this guy, apparently. Sheriff Wayne Ivey said,

(38:09):
I wish they would have let me wear the Smoky
Bear suit as that would be awesome with it? What
if the guy resisted and Smokey had to pop him
a couple of times? This story is crazy, back to
news or nonsense. US Secretary of Transportation and current interim

(38:31):
Administrator of NASA, Sean Duffy is reportedly set to announce
plans for the United States to build a nuclear reactor
on the freaking Moon. Y'all on the moon. We're gonna
build a nuclear reactor on the Moon for you know,
clean renewable energy. But we won't build it here for
whatever reason.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
And one of the more American things to be announced
in quite a while. Apparently, Political reports that Duffy aims
for NASA to have expedited plans to accomplish the task.
From the story, NASA has discussed building a reactor on
the lunar surface, but this would set a more definite timeline.
Well yeah, according to documents obtained by Politico, and come

(39:14):
just as the agency faces a massive budget cut. How's
this going to work? The move also underscores how Duffy,
who's face pushback from lawmakers about handling two jobs, wants
to play a role in NASA policymaking. He said it's
about winning the second space trace, said a NASA senior
official granted anonymity to discuss the documents ahead of their

(39:37):
wider release. Now, I don't understand this at all. The
project would be about more than simple bragging rights, as
our nations have their eyes on similar goals, which could
create issues in the future, making it more imperative to
be the first across the finish line. Am I the
only one that is amazed when they're talking about building

(39:59):
nuclear reactors on the Moon and building society on the Moon,
and Elon's talking about populating Mars. Right, we haven't been
back to the moon. Some say, we've never been to
the moon, But how are we gonna go and build
all this stuff when apparently we can't even make it
back to the moon. The space station. That's that's as

(40:19):
much as we got, right, that's it. But now we're
making all these plans and just sometimes I think these people,
they just decide we need some attention. They're cutting the funding.
We need to throw this out there and get people
excited about it. We're gonna build a nuclear reactor on
jog Moon. Yay, here's my money, take it. Please. We're

(40:44):
not building a nuclear reactor on the moon. Again. We're
not even building another one here. Our final news or
nonsense segment today has to do with plastic. Apparently, the
world is facing a plastic crisis that has cost in
one and a half trillion dollars every year in human
health impacts, according to a report published Monday, August fourth

(41:08):
in The Lancet and who among us doesn't take that
fine periodical Now? This impacts everyone. The detrimental effects of
plastics impacts everyone, causing disease and death from infancy to
old age. According to the report, plastic is also harmful
to every stage of its life cycle, from the moment
it's made to its disposal. Now, leaders from one hundred

(41:32):
and seventy five countries are meeting for the final round
of talks in Geneva today in an effort to negotiate
the world's first global plastics treaty. I don't know what
you do at this point. I mean, you've got the
toothpaste out of the tube. How do you take plastic away?
Look at everything that has plastic in it, that's made

(41:53):
out of plastic. Now, I remember, as a child of
the eighties, I remember having the old brown paper bag,
right at the grocery store. Oh my gosh, we were
killing the planet. We were cutting down the trees. We're
gonna use plastic, then we don't have to cut down trees.
Now fast forward, Oh my gosh, we're killing the planet

(42:15):
with plastic. You know what we should do. We should
have renewable sources like trees. It's it's crazy, right, it's
a joke. It would be a joke if it wasn't
so serious. This news or nonsense. This is definitely news. Listen,
you you eat like a credit card a month or

(42:36):
a week or something like that, of plastic, it's in you.
It is in you, plastic side. It's not like just
in your stomach or it's in you, it's in your bloodstream.
We are becoming plastic, we are becoming Barbie. So news
or nonsense, this is definitely news. It's time to tell

(43:14):
you what to tune into on television tonight. Who that's
a mouthful. If you are a reality fan, Big Brother
is on at eight o'clock on CBS tonight. The house
guests face another eviction not packed with drama and strategy.
If you're into that, there you go. Celebrity family feud.
It's a game show on ABC. It's also at eight

(43:36):
o'clock where the stars battle it out with hilarious answers
to survey question, a fun, family friendly pick for a
good laugh. Maybe family friendly, maybe not. I don't know.
The gold Birds. It is in syndication. You can catch
a rerun at eight point thirty tonight on TBS. I
watched a couple of episodes years ago. It seemed like

(43:57):
a funny show. I just didn't give it enough. Shark
Week the Great White North. I thought Shark Week was
last week. I don't know. I'm just the reporter here,
I'm the messenger. It's a special Discovery channel at nine
o'clock tonight, thrilling dive into the world of great watch,
sharks and colder waters. And if you are a sports fan,

(44:18):
the Braves take on the Brewers in a key matchup.
A must watch for sports fans, especially after the Braves
three to one loss yesterday. You can find that on
fd SSO or Bally Sports. So there you go. That
is what you could tune in to tonight on television.
Is that what I said, tune in? Tell you to

(44:41):
tune in. I don't. That's what's on TV tonight. It's
gonna do it for the old Travinator for a Tuesday.
Few little hiccups today in case you didn't notice, I did,
but we are still working. This is a process making
sure to keep up with all the new You can
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and stick around here for the brunch hour Gordon Cooper
at the Mountain Britt taking you all the way to noon.
I will see you guys tomorrow. Have a great Tuesday.
Here we go,