Ep. 19: Is Will French? Plus We Talk About The Military Draft and a Certain Book Series

Learn if William is French or not in this episode of the W Ritz Podcast. Could uncovering the truth to this pressing question change everything?

Episode Transcript

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Hello, Hello, and welcome backto the w RITZ podcast, the best
podcast recorded right now. That wasa really basic intro, Isaac. I
just warned you would be basic.I couldn't think of anything better than you.
Didn't say it on recording, sonow people are gonna think I came
up with that. Well, I'mreally basic lying to say about your basic
intro. No, at least I'mnot as basic as a white girl who

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likes Taylor Swift. Who are youtalking about? There? No one?
Okay, cool. We have aguest today. She just said something.
Oh yeah, right, oh mostforgot forgot. Yeah, that's It's not
like we've rescheduled sixteen times this weekto get people on. Anyway, we

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have Anna Zephel on the podcast today. She said she wanted to come on
and get herself canceled, so wesaid, bet second second appearance by her.
You all, that's right, that'sright. She came on with Abigail
Merwin a few months back. Itwas a good podcast. But anyway,
we have some allegations that we needto clear up. Real need to we
get into it. I need toclear up a couple allegations here. See,

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I don't know if you all know, but recently it has come out
somebody, some people, some somerandom person on the internet, you know,
said to me that, well,not to me directly, through through
a proxy who shall not be namedlittle Bird, that I look like a
French person, like a french Man. Bro That's almost as bad as being

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called a ginger. Not quite asbad, but almost. Now see here,
I am fifty percent fall pure bloodPolish And as the greatest European country,
just objectively, and both act secondin food, but in tanks and

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tanks no hush, we're the best. Our flag cooler than every other European
flag. Just because you came ona podcast tell us your opinion. Poland
is like the little nerdy kid thatgets bullied, Like, well, okay,
but you know what happens to thatnerdy kid when he grows up.
He becomes an entrepreneur, starts hisown business and like gets a mansion,

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has like the best kids who becomereally entitled and like become like the jerk
popular kids that bully the nerdy kids. Bye, But the nerdy kid becomes
successful. So I think I thinkPoland it'll be there eventually. And you
know, I'm also a quarter Italianwhich you know, gotta love the Italians
best food, the best food.But you're saying you're not French. Okay,

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so I might after consulting my mom, have a little bit of French
blood. Oh boy, which wasthat I look French? That's what I'm
denying. I don't look French.I look like a pure blooded American if
you want to. Okay. Buthere's the thing about America. Anna,

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America is big melting pot of allthe different cultures of the world. So
if you exactly, and that's whyAmerica is the best, because we took
the best from everything. You havethe best of everything. You know,
you can get from any type offood here. There's there's you know,
Chinese places everywhere, Italian places,best food everywhere. Get the strongest military.

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Can't beat the Polish brogies, though, oh you can't. Those are
good, especially the banana pepper ones. Those are my favorite. Never had
those. You should have some,They're really good. Alright. Anyway,
anyway, I am I'm slightly Norman, like one eighth in Norman, which
is slightly related to the French.So ever so slightly I am French,

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but not not a lot. Youdon't look French. I don't look French,
all right? Do you think Ilook franch Isaac? I never thought
you did. What do you thinkI look like, Isaac? I think
you look like a very good lookingItalian Polish man who is also a little
bit Norman. Oh I thank you, bro. That's exactly what I am.

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But you know that exactly all right? Anyway, So we have a
number of topics here we could getinto that we brainstormed for this podcast.
We wrote. We didn't write outanything, obviously, we don't do that
here, but we do have sometopics. Well, why don't you take
your pick for fun? An cantalk about anything. Well, she can

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choose what we want to talk about. Actually, what do you want to
talk about? And I'm like,I could talk about anything. I have
opinions on anything. She literally justturns to me one day and she's like,
I want to come back on yourpodcast, And I was like,
Okay, what do you want totalk about? That's all you need to
say anything. We're not picky onwho we are. Come on. Well,
I reserve the right to deny yourright to come on. But wow,

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you know you can have that right. I can't. All right,
pick a topic. Will why doI have to choose? Okay, why
don't you tell me about this thirdone here? Because I didn't know anything
about Okay, Okay, so thereis a movie. Yeah, I heard
about the movie. I watched acouple of videos on it, but I
never I never heard about that thirdpoint there. There is a movie coming

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out that is an adaptation of theLegend of Zelda series, and they're going
to cast a transgender person. Peoplewant the people want them to catch okay,
a transgender person. That's probably whyI would hear about it. What
role Zelda? I thought so,which is like, if it's a man
and it looks like Zelda, justplay Link then because they look the same,

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that's true. Eyes matter, orjust be Link. Yeah, I'm
attractive enough, so just exactly,I mean, why do people want a
transgender person to play Zelda? Oh? Okay, I figured it was,
Yeah, But why do you thinkwe're resorting to all these video game movies

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like we had the Mario movie?Right? Is it because there actually can
be good movies made or is itjust because we ran? I think Nintendo
probably is just seeing the market andgrabbing. But I think they're doing it
well, Like they're not being likeDisney. They're not just throwing stuff.
I thought the Mario movie was amazing. I thought it was okay. I
thought it went a little too fast, but I have heard that. But

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like in terms of the animation,it was that was fantastic. I mean,
like it's really nice to watch.It was a fun movie. Like
I think, you know, suretit might have the pacing might have been
a little fast, but like it'snot supposed to don't get a lot of
fun movies nowadays, so it was, Yeah, it's not supposed to be
spectacular, right, I mean,people think that the Zelda movie is gonna
be I don't know what it's called, but what they did for avatar or

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like real people. But then likethey put CGI kind of over their facial
expressions and stuff like like the Avatarlike the blue people want they got to
give link to l fears, canuse makeup for that or like some special
type of movie magic or whatever.It's probably cheaper to do CGI, though
that's annoying because that'll probably look reallybad. Well stuff in the past.

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The whoever they cast is like thedirector has a lot of experience with that,
so he's supposed to be really goodat that, and I don't know
I could look good. Maybe whoplays them? I mean, okay,
as long as the movie is goodand not absolute garbage, I'll be happy
even if they do face. Yeah. I mean, I wouldn't be that
happy if they did put a transgenderactor in it. But that's the way

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the world's going. So we caneither decide to enjoy movies or not.
I guess a slightly more lighthearted note, who do you want to play Lincoln,
Zelda and Gannendorf and all the funcharacters? Like, what's your ideal
cast for the movie? I thinkTom Holland would be great as Link.
That's what everybody short. That's whateverybody's saying. And he's cute. He

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doesn't have to he is like asquare face. Yeah, that's true.
That's true. There's I don't knowif everybody knows him, but like from
mas Runner Thomas Brody him, Ilike him. He's like thirty, but
I've heard talk about him. Hehas kind of the eyes I could see
it, all right. Yeah,and then for Zelda, I don't know.

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I don't know who would make agood Zelda. I can't think of
anybody at the top of my hand. Well, Tom Holland just came to
mind because he's short, and Linkis short too. To be honest and
pass out, I don't know,I think, yeah, right, it'd
be funny if they cast someone likeRobert de Niro's Link though, I would

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I would like that, actually,that would be funny, or someone like
Kevin Harrtt. Imagine the problem theypulled somebody completely. Here's the problem here.
Excuse me, Princess Dan still exists. It's like there's a lot of
their companies in Japan, in thoseAsian countries like they don't do like try

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and stuff, like they know theywon't do it, they won't. They're
a lot really racist too, likeI know, oh yeah, I know.
Yeah yeah, So for better orworse, it's probably gonna come out
as a bunch of white, straightpeople, which is what we want diversity.
Yeah, okay, fair enough,fair enough. Now speaking of characters

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in fictional series, here, whatabout characters in books? Because Anna has
this theory that all the men areportrayed as simps and all the women have
to be strong and behind it.I've read so many series this summer that
I've just got bored of because allthe men are just like these emotional,

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like simple characters, and it's thenit's like the strong main character woman and
it's the same trope every time,and it gets annoyed. Like I used
to be one of those people thatlike, I'm not gonna quit in the
middle of a book series. Ican't do that, but now I do
because it gets born. Like that'show there's a there's a fallacy that relates
to what you just describe. What'sit called I'm blanking on it, but

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it's is it all all or nonething? I don't know. Yeah,
well it's not called all or none, but I think it's it's like that
I'm not seeing every book out there, but a lot of the popular ones
that are on like and stuff.Sunk costs fallacy, that's I think that's
what explains that is sunk costs.It's when you're like, give us a
logic lesson okay, well feature youknow, to use the common example of

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like gambling, it's like you putso like say you're like, you know,
in Vegas and you're gambling your moneyand you're like, you like lost
a couple hundred dollars. The sunkcost fallacy is that you know, I've
already invested this much time and moneyinto this, so why quit? Now,
It's like, that's what it is. So I've invested this much time

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into whatever I'm doing, So whywould I quit? Even though even yeah,
even though quitting would be more beneficialcontinuing. Yeah, Well, the
thing that's interesting to me is thatall these characters in books, I mean,
if you want to write a goodbook, you have to make it
realistic, like the point of fictionis to It's not always to make a

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book that's just like real life.Like there are a lot of fantasy stories
that take place in alternate universes,but you have to make the characters realistic,
right, and relatable because women areemotionless rocks. There are there does
need to be some sense of realismin every work of art. Yeah,
yeah, well, and and andas soon as you say that all men
in books have to be weird littlelosers like Ken from the Barbie movie.

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That's when you start having problems becausethat's not realistic. Like Will is a
chad, you know, but realmen aren't like that. The song was
like that hit right here, man, Okay, I'm just Ken's song.
Yes, it's great. How aboutthat I'm just Pete song? Though you
heard that one? Will? Iknow you've heard it, Anna, I'm

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just he and I like drugs mentallyill and I'm on drugs. It's all
about how Pete Davidson is a sucker. Back to the book thing, Okay,
take it away, But so whathappens in these books is it it
tends to like I'm reading one rightnow, and I am enjoying the series
otherwise, but it's just annoying tome because the main character, I won't

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say the series, but the maincharacter is this woman and she's the most
powerful person, Like she is themost powerful super and like it's one thing
if it's like superhuman stuff, likeif it's superpowers, okay, maybe you
can shoot lightning better than other peoplewhatever, but like when it comes to
like actual physical strength, it's notrealistic. But so she's like this strong
woman and she's like keeping her emotions, you know, in check, and

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the man is like kind of weakand like he's fallen apart emotionally. It's
like women don't actually want that,Like we want to be the emotional ones,
you know what I mean, Likeright, like and men don't do
that as much as women do,they don't fall apart. And it's it's
annoying to read because I want toread what's real kind of and what I
want and it's not a man likethat. Well, it's not particularly encouraging

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when you're reading fiction that just tellsyou that, you know, a lot
of these fictional stories take place inideal worlds, right, you have this
ideal world where well where every whereevery character, let's just say, every
character lives up to their full potentialin these books, right, Like that's
really hard to say. They livein all art has like different meanings and
purposes. I mean, that's fair, but I'm just saying for a lot

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of books, they live in thisworld that really sucks, but they're living
up to their full character. Andthe book is telling you that if you
want to live up to your fullcharacter, well, if you're a man,
you should be a sappy, emotionalloser, and if you're a woman,
you have to be this strong,independent person that never cries. And
that's just not very healthy because itdoesn't reflect reality and it doesn't reflect what

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the best in people actually is.It's telling girls who read that stuff and
believe in it that like that's howthey need to be, and it's not
good for a woman to be likethat, Like they're not made to be
like that. The woman who tryto be like that destroying themselves. So
it's not trying to teach like bothgenders to act like the opposite one.
Yeah, exactly. Well, andI'm not going to say ultimate destruction in
America. I'm not going not theway. Yeah, and I'm not going

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to say that every little girl Iknow is like this, but a lot
of the ones who are all aboutthis girl power stuff that they read about
in superhero or you know, watchingsuperhero movies or read about in books,
and a lot of them grow upto be really annoying. I'm not gonna
lie, but have foreseen. Yeah, right, like girl power is this

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nice little thing like girl power likePink was awful. Yeah, I've seen
awful. I heard like it's likegenuinely the worst Marvel movie that ever came
out. I saw some kind ofmeme the other day. It was like
this blue haired lady sitting in amovie theater and she was like, why
did no one come to my presentationon gender equality? And then the next

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frame it shows the Marvel movie,the Marvel's movie in the on the screen.
And the joke is it's just alecture. It's just a lecture.
Man. Anyway, you want toknow what book series isn't like that isn't
isn't like you know that where thatthe gender roles are flipped. Stormlight Archives,

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Stormlight Archives. You all you twohere and all you listening should read
it so I can talk to youabout it. It's amazing. Main character,
well the male main character, wellall three of the male Okay,
it's weird. There are a lotof main characters, okay, but all
three of like the main male leadsare all super manly and all super duty
driven. They're all very real people. And the one, the one female

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like lead character. She acts likea woman, but like she's super smart
and like she's competent, so likein the best form of one woman.
Yes, like she still has flawas obviously overcomes Like she's very naive because
she grew up in like a wealthyfamily, but like she she she is
a rich kid, but she doesquickly learn that you know, the world
kind of the kind of kind ofsucks sometimes. Now you see the real

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reason why Will wants us all toread this series is because right now the
only person he can talk about ittoo is his brother. And you know,
I love talking to my brother Joe. Great guy, Joe, if
you're listening, we love you,We do love you. You know he
was on the podcast. Yeah weprank called Yeah, call him once.
You know. Great, we couldcall him again ask him about the book

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series. Oh, we should dothat, and we should do that sometimes.
But yeah, it'd be nice tohave more people to talk to it
about because it is really really good. Yeah. See, I just make
my sister read the stuff and Iactually all of my girlfriends are super booky
too, So like whatever one ofus finds the book, we we like
everybody reads it. Like it justgets like dispersed throughout the group. Like
we have like five six of us. That's just like, hey, I

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found this book and then like oneof us buys it and then it just
kind of goes through everybody. Whatdid we do that with recently? The
Inheritance Games. I don't know ifyou've heard of that series. That was
actually a pretty good one and itdid the gender roles thing. The man
was kind of pathetic one of them, but uh, it was like a
very good mystery, and so likeone of the girls bought it and then

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like we just each took a turnborrowing it. And it's awesome because then
like I have friends who read thesame stuff. Club kind of but like
unofficially, yeah right, you don'tget together just to discuss that. We
just scream at each other over textabout it makes which is just fun.
Anyway, Well, anyway, whatwhat are we? What are we doing

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here? What should we what shouldwe go to next? I don't know,
I don't know, should we shouldwe? Should we plug this Weagman
Seltzer real quick. We do thatevery every episode. It's a tradition,
folks. You know by now thathere at the w Ritz podcast, we
love Wegman's Seltzer water and Anna doesnot. It hurts my mouth. So
that just discounts her entire opinion iscarbonated. Carbonated. That's what I meant,

(17:56):
you carbonated. The caffeine hurts mymouth. I was like, no,
caffeine is my word. Yeah.I do the same thing sometimes.
And while we're doing ads, letme just say we both beginning to see
I do this thing when I'm readingit might be a little bit of like
I forget what the things called,but like I read the first few letters

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then just assume the rest of theword. And so that's why I mix
up words like that. Interesting.Now, I don't want to I don't
want to make an assumption here,But isn't that how it dyslexic minds work.
Yeah, so I definitely don't haveit, but I have like family
members who do. So it's youmight have like a little bit of dislextion
a little bit. Yeah, yeah, because my brother Steve is dislexic.

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Then from like what my mom explained, that's how like the dislex like mind
works for they like, yeah,you know, read like So I don't
like medically have it, but Ido have those tendencies. Yeah, I
vocabulary is weird sometimes amen relatable Yeahmm hmm. All right, so we

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got to think of something funny todo for the second segment. Will still
recording, right, So we areand we're just going to record art.
We should as your brain start.Now. I don't think we'll do that,
but we will be right back.Oh well will we will? We?
Actually maybe I think we need aminute to brainstorm, folks, So

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thanks for listening to the first segment. We'll be back, we promise.
Welcome back to the second segment ofthe w Ritz Podcast, everyone you know.
In the first segment, we discussedhow there have been some allegations against
my boy William here that he looksFrench, and we very much disagree.

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We think he's not looking French atall. But there's someone who does,
and we have that someone on thephone with us today. Anna, would
you care to introduce your sister?Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm chewing.
This is Claire up. She willnot give up the ship. That Will
looks French so little. That's true. Actually, I see that he's mad.

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He has to. He has to, he has to refute these allegations
in person, though, right,well, you have to. Of course
you were supposed to speak in French. Bro, what kind of question is
that? The buddy trans Okay,Will, Clara, he learned some French

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just for you. Will's working onputting words into Google Translate. Okay,
go for it. Okay, uhelse speak use your word. It deleted,

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it deleted itself. I don't know. I don't know any French,
Clara. I'm sorry this pruise thatWill is not French. What what should
I call you then, oh,call her Clara dare Well. I'm I'm

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Clara. Does he look I'm alittle British Italian? Stop it, please,
I can't. I can't have peopleknow this that I look French.
You do? They just have tolook at you. I bet you.
I bet you like baguettes. Ido. Actually they are good? Okay,

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well, fair enough. I don'tneed to be French to enjoy baguets.
Yes you do. No, Idon't. Just have you ever met
a single Chinese person? Lights likespaghettes? No? No, have I
proved I met a Chinese person,though, of course I have. I

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don't like the way you said that. Yes, of course I've met a
Chinese person. You're altered with anaccent. It's my second personality. Oh
it fits. I'm just kidding anyway. Anyway, do you think you've successfully
defended yourself against the other. I'mnot done yet. I'm not done to
keep going. Okay, here's thething. My facial hair does not make

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me look French. It makes melook better, my mom says. So,
she says I look better with facialhair. So I'm not ever gonna
shave it, no matter what yousay to me. Clara, all right,
all right, okay, what doyou have against me? French?

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What do you have against French peoplethat you don't want to look French?
Okay, here's the here's the thing. You're doing a bunch of hand movie.
Here's here's a thing. Here's thething. French people. They've done
absolutely nothing to me, but they'reFrench, and that's why I don't like
them. Well, why that's racist, bron French people are white. So
and I'm also actually wait, I'mItalian because sometimes that doesn't count as being

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white sometimes, but sometimes it does. You're white, I know, I
know? Are you? Are you? I? I okay? So genuinely,
okay, genuinely, I've been playingit up this whole time. I
actually don't care if people think Ilook French. I just thought it would
be funny to pretend I was offended, fair enough, Yeah, what what

(23:38):
I'm What am I supposed to do? Just be like, okay, you
can you can think I look French. I mean, we thought this would
be a good second segment topic.See, I don't do what I'm supposed
to do. That's that's the thing. You're a rebel. Shame, yeah,
shame, what a shame. Anyway, we got to think of something

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else to do for the second segmenthere. Well we can I mean,
I mean this was fun, butno, you guys can help me with
my math work. Okay, hang, what do you what do you have
a having a problem with? Well, we're doing like the grash things,
but it's like there's like a lineacross and you have to find like the
slope. Oh, I can helpyou with this when I get home.

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Okay, that's fine. When areyou getting home, by the way,
like six fish? Okay, thisjust in folks. We have an answer.
What about the water molecules? Aren'tyou're gonna say watermelon? Sorry that
was that was abrupt. But wehave an answer to the age old question
of whether or not water is wet? Is water wet? We have an

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answer, guys. We got toget to it on the on the second
segment here because it's a stupid debatefor a stupid segment. So, so,
my mom is a chemistry teacher.I know these things. If you
have a singular molecule of water,that water is not wet, that molecule
water is not wet. Objection,You said that your mom is a chemistry
teacher. Therefore you know these things, so I could ask, you're not
a chemistry teacher. No, Idon't overruled anyway, objection overruled. Shut

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the heck up. I'm the judge. In the scenario shuting, what is
defined as touching or being surrounded bywater. Any water molecule is surrounded by
and touching a bunch of other watermolecules. Therefore, each individual molecule is
wet. If it is a singularmolecule on its own, then it's not
wet. But if it is morethan one molecule, it's wet because it's

(25:33):
touching itself, which makes it wet. Well, then water is both.
I mean, if you only haveone water molecule, but how can it's
not well. I feel like everything'seither wet or it's dry, Like there's
no in between. What about dampthat's the I think that's still wet,
that's in the form of being wet. Yeah, that's less intense. We

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Yeah, I mean like like likea damp towel is just like a slightly
wet towel, but like, oh, like what some people would call a
wet taels, like one that's beenlike dipped in water and like, soak
it all up. But if it'stouching water, it's what do you think
water is wet? Let us knowin the comments we should put up a
YouTube pull? Should we should?That would be fun, be fun.

(26:14):
I'll debate people in the comments.Oh yes, I've debated Lucas and I
want. He was like, okay, you went like he held me.
Oh did you in? Yeah?Wow? I mean you know I pulled
the I asked my chemistry, teachyour mom, but you know she agreed
with me. Well, then you'redisqualified. No, I just consulted an
expert, an expert. I'm sayingLucas isn't an expert. Yeah, what

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are you saying about our chemistry?He stopped being disrespect I'm sorry he didn't
consult an expert and I did.How do you know he didn't? How
do you know he didn't. Hewould have his mom isn't a chemistry.
He would have brought it into anargument because I know how he doesn't want
to play that card, like hewants to like rely on his own understanding.
Okay, well that he lost.Oh wow, some serious allegations going

(26:56):
up against my boy Lucas. Herehe was like okay, you're right.
Do you have a recording of himsaying that, Yeah, the group chat.
I don't know what group chat.Let me see the Let me see
the group chat. I want tosee the two years ago. I don't
even know if we still have thatchat, but I will look. Bottom

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line, let us know in thecomments. If water is wet, here's
here's what I think about the wholewater is wet thing? Who cares?
Who cares? True? Genuinely,if you have time to debate whether water
want to be right all the time? Care? See like James, I'm
okay James who But don't don't beslandering my boy James either. He doesn't.

(27:41):
He gave us a whole speech monthyabout how he hates losing and then
lost to my little sister Mario cart. Oh he's gonna hate you now.
You can't just call him out publiclylike that. But I do know he
did tell that to me. Hereads quit, but he read qu quit
quit slandering James here, don't needto bully him. I love you,
James, We all love you.James. Anyway, I forgot what I

(28:06):
was saying. I'm okay with notbeing right, so I don't need to
participate in this argument of whether wateris wet. Instead, we should argue
about manly things like, you know, like Poland being the best country,
yes, being the best country withthe best tank historically. I don't think

(28:30):
you're right. Well, you're aboutto see a Polish comeback, because Polish.
So I'm not even like Ius here. I just think, well,
I think you're just a trader.Then just just don't have any patriotism for
your your your heritage and make everyyear with my dad. That not good

(28:51):
enough. No, no, that'spretty good. It's really good. It's
I love. I love a goodWell, give us a manly topic to
debate right now, manly topic,all right, cars, No, no
that's not it's not manly enough.What Fortnite season was the best season?

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Right now? Right here, rightnow, we're debating. I'm not good,
but I'm not bad? Same?See that that was? I actually
don't know because I barely ever playedtwo weeks ago. I play it whenever
my friends are playing it, andthat's it. Yeah. I liked the
season where master Chief was introduced asa skin. That was fun. That

(29:37):
was cool. Spider Man one two, yay, think of something more manly,
more manly than Fortnite impossible. Fortniteis no such thing as there's no
such thing, all right, whydon't you think of something more? Mainly,
Isaac, Oh, slender? Isthe Barbie Girl song a good song?

(30:04):
Let's discuss its artistic qualities? No, I hate her voice. I'm
a Barbie girl in a Barbie worldlife and glass it's fantastic. Shut up.
You know you enjoyed it when Isang I'm just can at the dance.
Yeah, because the music was loudenough. Wow, you never sent
me the video, By the way, I never got it. I never

(30:26):
got it. No one ever saysto me video Abigail does. Oh yeah,
no, you're not getting that video. Listeners doing it. You can
get it. Oh, just notthe listeners. I'm just gonna repost it.
But seriously, let's discuss. Let'sdiscuss the discuss the qualities of the
Actually, Mattel was really mad aboutthat song because it like changed the Barbie
image. Like it was supposed tobe like just a nice woman who could

(30:48):
like do like work and do likemen's stuff, but like that kind of
turned it into like a sexual thing, and they didn't want that. So,
like that's why it wasn't included inthe Barbie movie. And like Mattel's
like, actually not happy about that. I never knew that. Come on,
get their image. So well thenit's it must be a good song.

(31:10):
If Mattel doesn't like it much.I don't like Ava Max's feminism.
Her song. Her version is better. I didn't know she made a version.
It wasn't It's nothing. I don'tpay attention to that stuff. It's
called it's the same. Oh ohyeah, it's called kigs and queens.
Uh it's the same malady but uhdifferent like different words, but it's it's

(31:30):
the same. Yeah, so shewas lazy and wanted to make a feminist
song. Isn't that how it alwaysgoes? Harby song Higgs and Queens by
Ava Max? And you give lovea bad name as all the same?
Really, yeah, I guess Icould see it. It is like the
or like the video about how thecannon and d is like all the oh
yeah, Paco balls cannon. It'sin every song. It's in a Green

(31:52):
Day song. It's a song tome. Yeah, you wouldn't know about
any anything about Marine five? Wouldjoell? No? I know? But
more and five oh my gosh,you must be a one. I went
through a phase. Okay, Ican't blame you though that Adam will be
no. I just like the songsthe guys, I mean, the everyone

(32:12):
knows sugar. Yeah, what's what'sthe yellow one that I know? Oh?
You probably know Payphone? I know, I don't know about that one.
Maps. It's weird when you listento Marine five because when you go
back far enough Animals, it's theone that goes like, here's to the
friends that you got? Yeah,yeah, yeah, it's weird because they
used to not be a pop band. They used to be something else.

(32:36):
But like when you listen to theirearly albums and then you listen to their
later later ones, like the earlierones are qualed. I think Overexposed is
their best album, but the earlierones are definitely better than the later ones.
But what's fun about like all thesesongs being like based after pocabols can
is you know those notes like Ican do that on piano and then you
can just add whatever song you cansing whatever you want to it. Yeah,

(32:57):
it's very versatile. Mili. Anyway, we should discuss something that's really
manly. Will like what we shoulddiscuss the military draft, and thus begins
the third segment of the Worts podcast. Well, I they can't see the
way I'm resting my arm on themic stand right now, so put his

(33:19):
arm up dramatically, and then weboth copied in Will's taking a photo of
me. Right now, let's talkabout the military draft, everybody, So
are you well, are you proor anti military draft? M Anti and

(33:42):
what's your opinion on the military draft. It's a lot of time to think
about it. I just heard alot about how like women want to be
Yeah, they want to. Somepeople want them to in the name of
equality, but no, we cannot. Well, I think no one should
be forced to go to war,but women just aren't going to be as
good, Like they're not going tobe useful. I would be in favor
of sending the feminists to war.I mean, if they want a quality,

(34:04):
we can give them a quality.Like I I agree, I don't
think they should be drafted. Butif they're so gun ho about equality stuff,
then the right, Yeah, Idon't want to be part of that.
Well. Also, the thing iswomen like there's they're gonna be targeted
on the battlefields because there's a lotmore they can do to women than men,

(34:27):
like the like no, like realistically, so yeah, I'm agreeing,
right, Yeah, so no,there's no way they should put them out
there. It's just awful. Yeah, I mean, it's really sad when
you know your society says that inorder to defend itself, we should draft
women. I mean, honestly,it's sad when it says that your society
has to draft anybody to defend itself. Because if you can't create a society

(34:50):
where people want to go to warto save it, then is your society
really worth saving. I don't know. I don't know about that. It's
it's hard to know. Mm hmmm. But I don't think anybody has a
right to tell someone else to goto war, But it's worse when you
do it to women's es. Actually, if it's not a war, even
against America, I know, likeif Biden wants to get us involved in
something else, it's like, youdon't get to send our people there.

(35:14):
Yeah, I don't want to.It's like a state of like national emergency
where like America is like threatening.Maybe then like yeah, maybe then you
know we should just like you know, get off our butts. And actually
go do something. Yeah, Like, I don't think we should like we
as a people should not be forcedto go fight for another country, right,
I don't. I don't think weshould be forced to fight for our

(35:34):
own country either, because all ourcountry does is tax us and if they
can't defend themselves with our money,then how are they going to do it
with us fighting for them. That'sa good point. I mean, come
on, you know, but whatabout insteadivising it? I think that's fine.
I think that even like, youknow, giving criminals the option to
go to war instead of serving outtheir sentences fine, I just don't think

(35:57):
that you should force people to Thatwas my idea. I said that.
I think you did, yeah,stealing ideas. Now you said that we
should force them. I think weshould give them the choice. You can
either die in prison or die inthe battlefield in place of like, if
they don't want to go to prison, you can go to war, which
is worse. Will would you rathergo to prison or go to war?
Interesting? Little? I mean prisonis more comfortable like by far right,

(36:24):
because like you're not really unless you'relike, well, I mean you're at
risk of dying because like a lotof murders happened in prison by yeah,
gang violence, Are you a minor? No. I was gonna say that
you can go to jub But there'sa difference there. Yeah, yeah,
I know I would not go toJUVI. But prisons are more comfortable,

(36:45):
right than because like in more,you're like getting sent out to like go
fight on a battlefield. But atthe same time, like you get to
keep your honor if you go towar. At least I would rather go
to prison for sure, But yougotta be you got to be ready to
realize that if you go to prison, no one's going to like you anymore.

(37:05):
What about prison for life or liketwo years on the battlefield. Two
years on the battlefield probably bield.I wouldn't I wouldn't like it, but
at least I die if I'm goingto die, at least I die quicker.
Yeah, if you're going to prisonfor life, you're just stuck in
like limbo, I know, youdie. Oh, I think I think
at least at least with the goingin the service for two years, you
at least have a chance at livinga normal life again. Right, Although

(37:28):
honestly, I'm not sure why criminalsdon't enjoy prison in modern America or in
really any devolved Western nation. Iknow some do, but like, why
wouldn't you You get free food,you you get to hang out with your
prison buddies all day, and everyonce in a while you get to participate
in beating some child sex offender up, Like why wouldn't you like doing that?

(37:49):
It's actually pretty people freedom? Yeah, yeah, that doesn't want to
go. Like some people actually dislikethe little, like the lack of freedom
that prison gives you, Like theylike being told what to do every day,
having their entire day planned out andnot having to think for themselves.
There's an Office episode where there's likesome guy comes in and he's talking about

(38:10):
how like his experience in prison,and like the people started being like,
oh, it sounds like here,and but you guys get free food and
yeah, and they all want togo to prison. Like the thing about
that is he's not going He hitthe crime you described. I forget what
it was, but it was likesomething like finance crime that would get him
sent to like a load tier prison, like not a high security one.

(38:30):
No prison, Mike, he wasplaying the highest security prison ever. Yeah,
gatest bits the Office has ever done. Prison Mike, Good, old
mister Brown, is really your name? Prison? Mike? What is what
is the absolute worst part about prison? Don't encourage him. The worst pot

(38:52):
about prison was was was all thedementos fine around and they come down and
it's the soul out of your bodyand it. Well, you have.
I am convinced you have ninety percentof the office committed to memory. Yeah,
like a quarter of my sense ofhumor comes from the office. Well,

(39:14):
that's why you're so funny. Naturally, my mom maybe watch the Office
with her and I ended up enjoyingit. But then she gets like mad
when I get like dirty jokes.Yeah, I'll laugh at understand that.
And I'm like, you're the onewho do you know what that means?
That's what she said. She's likeclassical education. And there we go.

(39:42):
We have one more thing to discusstoday on the w RITZ podcast. We
want to talk about classical education becauseAnne is a homeschooler and she needs to
make herself feel like she was raisedright, So are you Our listeners are
homeschoolers. Oh yeah, that's right. Well some of actually some of them,
some of them go to an onlineChristian private school called Veritas Press Academy

(40:07):
the facial change there. They stilldo it at home though, so it's
still technically homeschooling. Why don't youstop being a nerd? Bro's got the
glass and who's got his finger pointedout like a like the little nerd emojithra
I'm actually anyway, classical education?Is it good? Is it bad?

(40:27):
Is it? You know? Isnot? Is it good? Or is
it bad? Is it ideal?Right? Because I mean I think that
a lot of education is you know, I think education is generally a good
thing, unless you're educating on certainnot so great topics. But it's always
good to become more informed and moreknowledgeable. And so that the the question
is what's the best way to dothat. What's the best way to make

(40:49):
kids in particular more knowledgeable than theywere the day before or the day before
that, Because I think that kidsneed to learn something new every day if
they're going to keep interested in whatthey're learning. Right, Like, there
are some days when I feel likeI learned nothing from certain classes, and
those are the day days that arereally boring. And the question is is
classical education better at that? Becauseit does follow a more methodical approach where

(41:15):
you know, like the first years, you're just memorizing all these facts.
It's not necessarily like you are learningsomething new every day. You're just learning.
You're you're learning how to think right. Like should we teach kids facts
that they stay interested or should welearn him learn or teach them how to
think right? Right? So,first of all, what is what is
classical education? Yes, for anyof you homeschoolers that don't know, got

(41:37):
to you got to define it herebefore we get into a discussion about it,
like classical education taught us right right, define your terms and be logical.
Well, actually, that's something Ihaven't thought about. It's a definition
because I was at public school reallyyoung, so I don't really know like
the difference like what a normal publicschool education will took. Click. I

(41:59):
just know why. I like mindfair enough. I know I'm happy with
it, and I mean it doesn'tit works differently for different people. Yeah,
Oh, I looked it up justjust to get the internet. Classical
education is the racist, bigoted educationsystem through which private Christian homeschool idiot racist

(42:19):
Nazis send their children something like that, not at all saying oh, it
says the classical education movement is orrenewal advocates for a return to a traditional
education based on the liberal arts,the canons of classical literature, the fine
arts, and the history of civilization. Okay, I would also add that

(42:42):
the way it does is grammar,which is first grade through sixth grade.
The kids are learning facts because that'swhen their brains can pick up these things.
That's when they're learning. Their lastbrains are the most spongy, exactly,
they can soak up those facts.And then you get to seventh grade
and especially high school, and that'swhen you learn to use those facts.
Yeah. Really, it's what thatis that you learn all this stuff,

(43:04):
but you don't know what to dowith it, and then you get to
that age and you figure out howto argue with it, how to understand,
how to learn more right, Like, that's what Revendel teaches you.
Really, it teaches you a lotof logic, how to argue for your
faith right, how to understand theBible. And I think that model really
works for I mean, it's justmeant for younger kids can pick up things,
and then once you get to highschool you can really apply it to

(43:25):
stuff. Yeah, and that's Ithink it just makes sense. I think
classical education is based on how theyused to teach stuff back in like the
ancient Greek and Roman times too,right, I think so with an emphasis
on philosophy, Like now we haveall this emphasis on math, which I
guess you know. I mean mathis nice. Math is cool, but
it's not useful in all fields.Right, Well, no one knows how

(43:49):
to write anymore, no one knowshow to think anymore. And that's a
little bit of a problem. Yeah, you're not going to use math,
like you're not going to get pulledover by the cop and he's going to
be like, here's solve this mathproblem, right, I'm not going to
do that. Well, But likelaw and history is very important every day.
History is important. Knowing how towrite is important, Knowing how to
speak is important, how to spellspell, Knowing how to spell is I'm

(44:10):
still working on that one. Knowinghow to knowing how to knowing how to,
how to how to interact with otherpeople so history doesn't repeat itself.
I mean social interactions. They don'treally teach you social interactions in any school
setting way. Rivendell is is uh. I've heard a lot of people say

(44:32):
there's a big difference between homeschooled kidsand public school kids, and that homeschool
kids know how to talk to adults, Like I didn't realize how uncomfortable,
like public school kids are talking toadults because all the adults in their life
or their parents or their teachers,and like for me ever since, like
I've always been able to talk toadults. I know how to be respectful,
but like I can still I'm notlike, oh nowise Weather, like

(44:54):
I can carry a conversation with adults. And I didn't realize that wasn't normal
until I started meeting people from publicschoolwho are like, yeah, I don't
talk to adults, Like some ofmy good friends are like like that.
At my youth group, I don'ttalk to their kids there, I talk
to the adults. Yeah, youknow. Well, the thing is,
homeschoolers don't know how to talk topeople their age, but they know how
to talk to adults, so wellalso learn skill, right, right,

(45:19):
And some people are born that way. Some people are like born with the
ability to socialize with anybody, right, Like I know, I know somebody
like that. Shout out to DannyDimes. Oh yeah, I love them
anyway. Yeah, but it's alearned skill anyway, and I I don't
I don't even really know why.What's your mouth there? I caught that

(45:40):
nothing you're saying you don't love Danny. Also, what's important that Vendel specifically
emphasizes is that you don't just needto be with kids your own age.
Like we have rhetoric or high schoolsall in one class, and we have
freshmen who are friends with seniors,and that's normal because like you shouldn't be
separated age by age. And alsothere's no class separation right well, and

(46:01):
there's no approves. Obviously you don'thave like, you know, first grade
people interacting with high schoolers. Butthere is like a little bit of mixing
because it's important to interact with peopleof all different ages, not just people
your age, younger kids. Theyounger kids have people to look up to,
and the older kids have people tokind of like to look down a
little bit. So a man,don't blame me. I was raised with

(46:30):
a classical education. That's why I'mmessed up. I'm just kidding. Our
kids better off learning how to socialize. It would it be better if we
taught Okay, here's an interesting deal. So I heard about this idea a
while ago, and we we hadthis there was this guy who was saying,
we need to teach I think hewas talking about young men specifically,
we need to talk teach young menhow to talk to women because they all

(46:51):
suck at it. But he alsosaid something like, could you take that
for like, should we teach peoplehow to talk to each other in class?
No, here's the thing we justneed to know. Take that away
from them. Because people are onlineso much, they don't need to They
just need to be forced into areal world experience. Yeah, it's one
of those things where you learn bydoing, Like the best way to learn
how to socialize is to put yourselfin a social setting way, But nowadays

(47:13):
it's so easy to avoid that.So you need to exactly hard because because
it was something like, you know, math, that's not something you can
just submerge yourself into at a whim, right, Like you have to have
like you know, the specific youknow textbooks and like somebody who's knowledgeable about
it teach you socializing. That's justsomething you develop. It's not something that
everybody does the same way either.Experience. Yeah, exactly, there's one

(47:36):
way to do math. But likenot one way to talk to you.
No, yeah, you know,you have to talk to different people different
ways because everybody's different. So Idon't I don't think. I don't know.
I think men should just learn notto be afraid of women and learn
to talk to them. I mean, you don't know if the woman you're
talking to is actually a woman anyway, So what are you afraid of?

(47:58):
That's true. A lot of womenI'm seeing are like not good at taking
talking to min either. So yeah, well I think that just comes from
just not there's like no respect rightanymore. Well have you seen the tiktoks
of the women saying like, uh, you should pay me to go on
a date with you because I hadto get my makeup ready and I had
to call off this thing, andlike did the men ask you to do

(48:20):
all that? I wanted you toshow up two hundred dollars minimum, I'm
not going out with you. Likethere was someone who actually said that,
Yeah, oh my gosh, okay, so why are you looking at me?
I didn't. I wasn't going tosay anything. I thought you were.
You said, you sounded like you'regoing to say something. Said,

(48:40):
that's a good phrase. It's Ilike it. I like that phrase means
woe is me? Woe is me? Actually, we should say woe is
me? More woe is me,William woe is me? That would be
funny, a little throw back tothe sixteen hundreds saying that in national actual
conversation. Oh did you hear aboutthis one politician who said something stupid?

(49:06):
Whoa is me? Or just inlike like that's a homeschooler thing to say,
but it would be funny, orlike, hey, did you get
your homework done for today? Idid? How about you? No?
I didn't. Woe is me?Woe is me? What is you?
Woe is me? For I haveto go to class? Many to you,
sir, many woes many? Whoawhoa many? Whoa? Whoa?

(49:30):
Bro, that's a lot of it'sa lot of whoe. Well, I
got a question. Do you everfeel like all the introvert memes online are
annoying? They are really annoying?Okay, this just popped my head since
we're talking about socializing. Yeah,because like I'm I'm sort of on the
introverted side, Like I'm good atsocializing, Yeah, pretty good at it,
But I'm more on the a littlebit on the introverted side because like

(49:52):
I, you know, I needyou know, my alone time and stuff.
Yeah, and you know I don'talways do well right because I gets
sort of reclusive sometimes, but youknow, I've been getting better about it.
It's like all these people saying,like, oh, introverts when they
have to go out, and they'relike no, no, It's like,
bro, I don't. I don'tdo that anymore. Like I used to

(50:13):
do that when I like was sociallyawkward. Well, I mean there's a
difference between being an introvert and aloser exactly, And I was a loser
at one point, and that's whenthe introvert that's when I like the introvert
means. And now they're just annoying. They're conflating being an introvert with being
socially awkward, right. Also,like I feel like it's something people used
to like like victimize. Like youhear a lot of things where it's like,

(50:34):
oh, I have mental health issues. I have this, and like
it's self deprecating and self deprecating humoris funny at times, but it gets
so there's so much of it whereit's such annoying. It's like a bragging
like who has the worst off,whose life is worse? Who else was
soon aiciled this month? Yeah,so like part of that, A lot
of the people, like I'm seeingin those videos like oh, I'm introverted,

(50:55):
so I don't like parties, andit's like, well, stop complaining
about it, Like it feels likeyou're just kind of doing true. I
mean, no one's no one's makingno one's making you go to a party.
I'm so special about it. Likeninety percent of the people call themselves
introverts, So I think I thinkmost people actually aren't as introverted as they
think they are. They're just sociallyawkward or like lazy, like they don't
want to work hard to make connections. Yeah, you can be an extrovert

(51:17):
and be socially don't get from layingin your room, like you need to
work for it, you know whatI mean Exactly. I don't want to
call it a privilege, but likeit is, you know what I mean.
Yeah. The memes are actually sentto us courtesy of the Chinese government
because they want their goals to encourageus all to stay in our homes,
of course and become weak and useless. You know. I mean, I

(51:40):
would not be surprised if that weretrue. It wouldn't surprise me either.
Hey real quick, one more thing, what do you think? And I'm
going to talk about this on mypodcast over the weekend, Zilbauer. You
should listen to it if we haven't. But Nikki Haley said that we need
to verify people on social media sothat they don't have anonymic because otherwise the
Chinese and Russian governments are going touse anonymous Internet accounts to spread propaganda.

(52:06):
So therefore we must verify everyone's identityand make sure that their real name is
exactly what shows up online. Whatdo you think of that? M I
think, why do we care somuch about the internet? Like here's the
thing, people can be fake onthe Internet. We need to stop caring
because it can't be that pick ofa deal. Yeah right, you know
what I mean? I think that'ssort of part of the appeal of the
Internet is that you can, youknow, browse it without having to worry

(52:30):
about like other people knowing who youare, and especially since like you know,
your identity, like your personal informationbeing lost like get did it stolen?
On the internet is like such alike big problem. I don't think
we should force people to do itif they don't want to. Yeah,
I mean, she says it's fornational security. But and also because like
there's especially nowadays, like as weprogress, we're getting more and more reliant

(52:52):
on the Internet. Like there's somuch power in it too, like the
fact that if China took over theInternet, how screwed would so many people
be? Everybody? Right, right, So like we need to not give
it that much power. Yeah,I mean, get making making it so
that your actual name is verified justgives it more power because then they know
who you are. So it can'tbe something we take seriously. It's a

(53:12):
fun In my mind, it's likethe Internet. It's like some fun thing.
Okay, you post your Instagram pictures, you posted a YouTube video,
Like, it can't be something that'slike if we lose this, the whole
world. Like me, personally,I don't really care that much about my
name being on the Internet or likeyou know, stuff like that. But
I know there are some people whodo care, and like I think we
shouldn't alienate them on the Internet justbecause we're worried about right, the governments

(53:37):
who who have more more efficient andways of spying on us and stealing our
information. Let's be real, Yeah, I mean spreading propaganda. They're much
more subtle than simple Twitter posts orintrovert memes meant to keep you in your
basements, of course, But shealso said that she she clarified to say

(53:57):
that she doesn't actually want to takea way Americans right to anonymity, just
just the other governments because obviously,obviously, you know, anonymity is not
a human right, like we canjust take it away from people, you
know. I think I think she'sgoing down a dangerous path there by saying
that I want to take away thisand that from from people. She's she's

(54:20):
a presidential candidate. She's a Republican. But that'll go to tell you that
some Republicans really suck, well,just just because the Republican doesn't want to
agree with everything they say. Ihost a political podcast. Of course,
you're you're an expert. I forgot. Yeah, yeah, I give my
opinion online sometimes that expert. Howabout that will deal with it. I

(54:42):
don't give my opinion on the internet. Yes you do. I mean you're
doing that right now, that's true. I am doing that right now.
So what am I an expert inFive Nights of Pretty Yay. I don't
play that, but I know alot of the law because I watched Matt
pat that's a good it's a goodreason. It's it's not good for me.

(55:05):
Matt is a great, great gottalove him. I just binged the
videos. It's like background, backgroundnoise. His videos are really interesting,
and he's really he sounds so intelligent. That's why I like it. Yeah,
he's pretty intelligent. And speaking offive minutes, Freddy's the movie,
it's actually pretty good. I haven'twatched it, but I've heard a lot

(55:27):
of mixed things about it. Yeah. I heard a lot of mixed things
at first too, But then Iwatched it myself and I was like,
this isn't too bad. I mean, the female cop character was the most
annoying person on the planet, mostmore annoying fictional character. Hey, we
were just saying that fiction needs tobe realistic. There we go, whoa
whoa, whoa whoa. Not becauseshe's a female, but she's a cop

(55:52):
because she's blonde. Oh if noblonde joke? Wait, why me,
I didn't do anything. I didsomething. No, you said we'd all
be dead oh, yeah, justme. You didn't disagree, so I
said, whoa, whoa, whoa? I think that is me? I

(56:12):
said, whoa is me? Thatyou'd dead? Yeah, that's the problem
for you. Will, you shouldbe aware and me to never be in
the same area as Lily. Andthen she wants to come on and talk
about the problems with the US.A couple of times last time I was
here, we'd say something that she'dbe like, you should have her angry
face. She did glare at meone or two times. She's good a

(56:35):
glaring at people. We're like amazingfriends and I love her, but we
are like polar sometimes. It's kindof funny, especially the way we dress.
Interesting. If you're listening, Ilove you. You apologize for you
just said real quick? All right, Well I didn't say anything mean.

(56:59):
I didn't mean any of the negatively. Fair enough then anyway, Anyway,
folks, I think that's where we'llleave it. Well, should we?
I don't know, do we gotanything else we need to get to?
I don't know. Well's Will's onhis phone. I had to check something
important, very important, no doubt, too important to stay on the podcast.

(57:21):
That's right. You just don't wantto offend anyone, of course not.
Why would I Why would I wantto do that? I don't know.
No, it's not my mom.Actually I do love my mom though,
love you mom. If you're listening, we should. We should have
my mom on the podcast sometime.We should. That would be fun,
would be really, that'd be fun. I'm sure she could talk about all
the embarrassing ins and outs of yourlife. I mean she could. And
here's a photo of when Will wasa baby. Okay, but the baby

(57:44):
photos of me go hard though.Really I was the cutest baby, well
behaved I was. Nuh uh uhuh nuh uh yeah uh. I was
also the most well behaved baby becauseI never cried. That's not a no.
What do you mean by that?If a baby's born and they don't

(58:05):
cry like, it's a serious problem, is it? It makes they can't
breathe because the first thing they dois cry. So if a baby doesn't
cry like, that's a worrying well, usually it means they can't breathe.
For me, it just meant Iwas just too manly even as a baby
to cry. Oh baby, whatam I top? What am I crying
about? Like? I just cameout of the womb, and now I'm

(58:27):
like experiencing the world, Like whatis there to cry about? This is
a topic. I have an opinionon men crying. So men need to
be the emotional rock of the family. I agree with that. Now,
controlling your emotions doesn't mean not havingthem. And what I tell people is,
I'm reading about back in like theMiddle Ages, right, and these
Charlemagne the Great right, the conqueror, he would cry on the battlefield when

(58:52):
he lost his companions, and itwasn't seen as unmanly. It was manly
because he was he was like,you know, we for these people.
So I think trying isn't unmanly.Being like an emotional wreck and making bad
decisions because of your emotions is unmanly. But that, yeah, that's something
I have a very strong opinion on. Men don't get emotional support. And
while I don't think like they justdon't need it as much as women do,

(59:14):
but the world is really closed offfor that. And yeah, there
you go. Yeah, here's here'shere's how to settle this. Like,
if you think it's unmanly to cry, then you're calling Jesus unmanly. True.
Shortest verse in the Bible, Jesuswept. Amen. He did cry
over over the death of one ofhis friends who he knew he was gonna

(59:35):
revive like like a minute later.Emotions, So crying, crying over your
lost companions in the battlefield, ifyou cry about like video games, okay,
that it depends. It depends,Okay, because like when one when
this little robot who who had toblow himself up to save a bird,

(01:00:00):
it made me cry. Okay,it was an emotional time for me.
Okay, Like if it's your Minecraftdog, I get it. But I'm
just saying there's a difference between likebeing an emotional and unstable man and like
just crying about something, crying overspilled milk, over crying right, Like
I've seen my dad cry and Ididn't get that at all. I was
like, Oh, this is aserious thing, Like that's you know what

(01:00:22):
I mean, you know something's wrongwhen dad's great. Yeah, I love
those means. Yeah. If ifa real man is crying, you should
get the sense of this is aserious thing, this is heavy. Their
tears shouldn't mean something. It shouldn'tbe for not exactly. And I'll be
honest, women do cry a lotand like, I cry a lot about
stupid things. So men's tears aregoing to mean a lot more than women's

(01:00:44):
series, which might not mean anything. I get it. Well, depends
on the woman. Yeah, okay, sorry, you're the exception to that.
Oh yeah, crying it's serious too, yeah, I think but yeah,
yeah, all right, well that'sa good thing. Wow, we're

(01:01:07):
at the hour mark. We're rightwhere we should be. So thanks for
listening to the w Rits Podcast today, listeners, Anna, thanks for coming
on. Welcome William. It's alwayswonderful to co host the w ritz Podcast
for you. Wonderful Love you,bro. We had a very wonderful guest.
Love you to Isaac. Thanks man. One one thing I forgot to
mention this earlier. I'm gonna plugthis real quick. You know, if

(01:01:29):
you like, If you like MarioKart, we sometimes sometimes on Friday nights
we'll have a little Mario Kart wietournaments. Me, Me and the boys
with James, with James Ben,the Loubner's Love Danny Love Will Love Ben
Love, Lucas love JP love themall. Anyway, if you're interested,

(01:01:55):
talk to me about it. I'llget you in contact. We haven't had
it in a while, but Ithink we're planning on having it again soon.
Maybe, I don't know, veryfun hopefully. Who's your character?
Who do you play? Dry Bones? Ooh nice? What about you,
Isaac? Who do you plan mark? Aren't we generally? I know it's

(01:02:16):
kind of basic, but I likeYoshi. He's cute, he's green,
big noses, Yes, absolutely,I don't. I don't know how good
Yoshi is because the characters are theyhave different stats. Actually, yeah,
I know the idea. I don'tpay attention to the stats. I just
choose the character I like the best. Heard Bones is okay, well,

(01:02:38):
just like you, Thank you,Thanks, thanks for that, no problem,
bro. All right until next time. Listeners, you've been listening to
the w RITZ podcast, the bestpodcast on the Internet. Thanks so much
for listening, and we'll be backat some point. We don't know when,
but we'll be back at some point.