August 21, 2023 • 58 mins
Matthew Saraceno and Will's brother hop on the W Ritz podcast today to have a jolly old time discussing who on Reddit is an a-hole and who isn't.
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Hello, Hello, and welcome backto the w Ritz podcast as Sky would
call it. Yes, we havesome special guy by the way, Good
all Sky. Before we Before westart, I'd like to give a special
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one. We should maybe I shouldcall him doing this one. See what
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yet. And then we have towe have to shout out to Lucas and
JP Burr, even though JP hasprobably never listened to this podcast, not
even once. But I think Lucaslistens to everyone and all my Rivendell people.
If you're listening, I love youguys. Oh. Also special shout
out to Grant Wistow. Grant Wistow, I know he listens to every single
one and all those great people.Anyway, should we introduce our Oh yeah,
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we do have some random people.Yes, we have people in the
studio with us. We have misterMatthew good Enough. If anybody studies German
that means hello, that's right.And then we have Will's own brother,
Hello, Hello, Will's brother.Your name is? Your name is?
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I do not care? Wow?He got him. Anyway, Today we
are going to be talking about race. Anybody who doesn't. What is your
least favorite race? Let's start offthat. Yeah, Matthew, what's your
least favorite race? As the blackperson here, yes I am black,
but thank you for clarify. Ican't tell my least favorite race. Let
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me see the Joe Biden race tobe example a political race. Matthew,
I was thinking more like you knowIndie five hundred NASCAR. Yeah, that's
what I was talking about. LikeI will never root for I will never
root for a Chevy in the inthe NASCAR because like, should he make
scrap cars? I don't watch anylike racing, So, like, do
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they use cheval Laison like indifense?They don't? No, no, no
kind of carson. What kind ofcars do they use? They use what's
that called the Chevy? They usemany too. They use two different cars.
One is a Chevy that they usuallya lot. I know they used
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cars. They use cars. Theydon't use trucks. They use the the
car that's usually uh, no offense. But white people use, right,
white rich people use. White richpeople use yeah, well what what what's
his name? Has the what doyou mean? What's no? The church?
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The the oh Jordan Dawson. Yeah, what's this car? It's like
a Lamborghi. No it's not,it's not it's a Corvette or something.
Yeah, they used Corvettes and theyuse these this other the four GT.
So, speaking of racist Matthew,we do have to ask, why are
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you supporting Joe Biden in twenty twentyfour. I don't support Joe Biden.
To be honest, most of myfamily is actually liberal. I grew up
on the side of conservatives, aconservatives, conservatism, yes the word.
Yes that My uncle, who isa conservative, Dan grow up conservative.
Actually he grew up as a Democratin the forties and fifties. To be
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honest, I support Democrats, butfor to a certain extent back then in
twenties, I support like I supporttheir policies back in the tests, back
in the day, the Democratic Partyused to be Yeah, that's not great.
They posed black people as victims onthe Yes, they may be victims
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in a sectim circums extent, butfor example George Floyd, So you don't
really like what the Democratic Party isturned into. No, I hate them,
I honestly, So, I don'thate them, but I don't like
we hate the party not the people. Yes, not the people. My
grandmother, for example, is aDemocrat. She's no. Yeah, and
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you can't hate your grandmother. No, I love, I love. I
don't like how politics divides people likethat. That's kind of sad. So
Will's brother, e the people hereat this table, who would you vote
for for president other than yourself?Uh? Oh yeah, looking at the
black guy. Look, I'm notI'm not. I'm not the next Obama.
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I think I would choose Will.Let's go, brother, let's go,
Matthew, who would you vote for? Out of the people here?
Can't you be honest? I wouldvote for you? Thank you. I
appreciate it. Dang it. Ihad someone else tell me that this week.
Shout out to you. You knowwho you are. What about you,
Isaac? Out of the three peoplehere, well vote for uh let's
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see, I would probably have togo with I would vote for like a
Will Prisbal Matthew Saracino ticket, likeif you know, president vice president type
thing, So I would be thepresident. So I'm the president. Either
one of you could be either oneof those things, and I would vote
for you. Gotta be honest.I think that that seems like you balance
each other. You don't want toeach other. You can't pick both of
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us, all right, Matthew,just just because you said that, dang
it. Well, you know Iam pretty smarting politics, so I know
what I'm talking about fair enough.So who who would you vote for out
of everyone in the world if youcould, Matthew? And why I'd vote
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for Trump? Because, to behonest, I know a lot of people
don't like him, but he diddo good for his four years. I
know many people dispute that. Butif you look about it now, like
Biden, really yeah, Biden,it's like he knows what he's doing.
He's very corrupt. He didn't knowwhat he's doing. Well, used because
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Biden used to know what he wasdoing back when he decided to get in
on his son's business deals. Butnow it's just like he's still part of
it too. He denies it,but he says, oh, for example,
a uh, yeah, my sonhas no foreign business dealings with any
China or anything like that. Buthe is clearly lying because not only there's
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documents to prove it, there's hisformer his son's former business partner. Blinsky
is his last name, and hethis guy Blinsky former military operator, and
then he went to business for himselfbecause he wanted to make himself successful and
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make his family, you know,not famous, but wealthy. Yes,
but it turns out he started workingwith Hunter and he has five like text
messages between him noting the big guy. Like many people saying, oh,
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yeah, that's fake, that's fake. I can't be true. There's document,
there's evidence. You can't dispute us. So with that out of the
way, I want to talk aboutsomeone else's corruption. Will's brother. What
is it like being the brother ofWilliam? Yes, give us a detailed
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analysis. I feel very smart.Oh really, will is treate brother across
the tail right now. I careabout what you say. I guess.
I guess i'd feel bad for you. You were going home with him,
do you feel bad? Not nooffense, but he you might kill?
Okay, I guess that makes itbetter. He said no offense. Yes,
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well, Matthew, just before westarted this podcast a while ago,
he said, no offense. Butour generation is so sensitive, like premised
that statement, with no offense,we are our generation, thinks Joe Biden
and all these well, like werethey That's a very broad thing to say.
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Not all our generation, not allour generation, but millennials too,
Like millennials, yes, my cutwe I know a lot of millennials.
They say, oh, yeah,black lives matter. Well I think you're
kind of like just judging an entiregeneration. Like generations, that's just like
the error you were born. That'slike you can't really speak for all then.
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That's why I really don't like itwhen people say, oh, Boomers
they're all traditional and crap, Butlike that's just most a lot of them
actually aren't believe it or not.I saw some kind of polls essentially the
boomers a lot of them are nowliberal because society has influenced them into being
liberal. Well yeah, that's thething, is like you can't judge an
entire generation based off of one thingbecause that's just the area you were born.
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And like, I don't like itwhen they were when Boomers were our
age, they were like just aslike politically diverse as we were. Yeah.
I don't really like people who saythat Gen Z is just the worst
generation ever, because certain people inGen Z are the worst people. There
are some real nut jobs, butlike all of us. As soon as
you say a whole generation is corrupt, you kind of lose hope for that
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generation, you know, and everyany every generation has some degree of corruption
to it. We're all sinner,sinners, and like sin doesn't like go
away, but like get more prevalentwhen with any specific generation, my mother's
generation, of course, of course, they're Every generation has corruption, like
for example, I know a lotof people who are very evil, like
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like they're they're my mom's friend,for example, he knows a lot of
people who were in the mob.To be exact for those, yes,
a lot of people like there wasdifferent mob families. There was this family
called the blank of crime. Familyis not known, but it's to know,
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it's known to people more people inlaw enforcement. My one, my
one mom, my mom's friend isis a blank. That's that's his last
name, but he's not connected.But the point is, every family,
every person is corrupt, no matterhow you think about it. We have
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sin and for that, some peoplewho like doing it, some people don't
like doing it. Many people won'tdispute that, but it's true. It
has to it has it's literally true. Can't dispute it. So so you're
saying that sin does corrupt an entiregeneration, but that doesn't mean that the
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generation is scrupped. Well, wellit is scrupped, but you know,
but like you know, you can'tjust some people are going to choose to
live better than you know, theirtheir primal instincts called them too, right
yeah, yeah, like like i'mlikehis son, right, But I think
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that we should also get to somepeople who choose to be idiots. Yes,
so, will you want to introducethis part of the podcast. So
for those of you who don't know, there's this little you know, lesser
known as social media platform called Reddit. And on Reddit, there is this
you know, subreddit as it's called, called kind of like a community,
and I the ahole. I won'tsay the actual word because because I'm a
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good Christian, I don't use thosekind of words, right, I don't
use those kind of words. Andeven though the wording of the subret it
may be a little bit questionable.H it's always fun to see people asking
questions on whether they're the idiot ornot yea, and then to respond to
so basically how it works, howthis little subret it works. As somebody
will you know, publicly say,am I the a whole for doing this
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thing? Because they're like genuinely confusedas to whether they did the right thing
or not, Like I don't know, maybe they didn't invite a certain person
to a family event because they didn'tlike them, and just they're they're asking,
am I like being a bad personfor not inviting somebody who I think
is I gotta say that the wholepremise of this, this particular subret is
kind of dumb, because first ofall, you're playing off all the suckers
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who don't have the intelligence to maketheir own moral decisions. And then you
also have a bunch of other suckerswho are giving their opinions, which none
of them really matter, Like they'regonna give you different opinions. That's the
problem with it, right, Butlike, no one person's opinion about something
really matters. So I kind ofI think that the whole premise of the
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subread it was kind of weird,But at the same time it makes for
good podcast. Sure, in factit does. I think there's a whole
podcast where they just read off postsfrom that and deliberate about who is the
idiot. I think there is.I think there's a whole suburad dedicated to
that podcast. Yeah, really,I didn't know. I didn't know that.
I know some podcasters will like,go on, I'm the ahole to
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like check it out, but Idon't know if there was an entire podcast
dedicated to it. But you know, we're not creative, so we're ripping
off those other podcasters. It's fun. It will be fun, all right.
So here's the first post I found. It's called am I the a
whole for not inviting my homophobic cousinto my wedding? Well, I haven't
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read the entire post. That's justthe premise, all right, So it
doesn't tell you a whole lot.I female of a twenty six years old
I'm engaged to my fiance at twentysix year old female, and we are
getting married next year. I receiveda text from my mom this morning stating
that my family, three of them, is upset that I will not be
inviting my cousin, a female oftwenty four who is extremely homophobic. We
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used to be very close, butone day four years ago, came to
me with a Bible and told meI was an abomination for doing what I
was doing being a lesbian. Itold her that's how I told her,
If that's how she felt then shewould no longer be a part of my
life. We stopped talking and reallyseeing each other completely since she lives in
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a different state. Sorry, Imixed up the lizer. I don't follow
her on any socials. I've takenthe easy path for my family during holidays
and have been civil despite how shemade me feel. However, I feel
like it's my wedding day and Ihave the choice to choose who I want
there. Why would I pay forsomebody to be there who doesn't support me.
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Some of my family members are nowof saying that they won't come if
she isn't invited. Part of meliterally does not care. My heart is
telling me that if they support me, they'll be there. My mom is
still saying that I should take theeasy path and not cause ways. However,
she is also a ball of anxiety, so she'd rather there not be
any confrontation. I know that theentire family is probably texting about it in
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a group chat. That's the endof the post. So first of all,
let's let's go through this. We'lleach give our answer, you know,
one at a time, and thenwe can discuss it. So,
yeah, you know, Nick,do you want to go first, you've
been quiet. Yeah, sure,I would say, no, you are
not a nahole. Oh why doyou think that? Okay, because I
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mean, yeah, I don't agreewith lesbian things, but it is your
wedding and she will disrupt it ifthat's how she acts. Also, you
said that you do not want herto be a part of your life,
and this is one of the mainevents in your life. Okay, So
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I would say that the answer tothis is harder than a yes you are
a jerk or no, you arenot a jerk. Like I would say
that you should not be having alesbian marriage in general, like, yeah,
lesbian marriage as a concept, youdon't think because like if this is
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just like a normal wedding. Iknow I said normal wedding, and I
mean it that way. I meanit that way, Like I would not
think like the person was an aholebecause like or a jerk. I'll just
say jerk because it's simply it's thesame thing. But I don't want to
abbreviate a swear never whatever I'm goingon as engineer, because like, you
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know, it is your wedding,and you know you have the right to
invite who you want to invite.Yeah, I I think that this person
also does a very bad job ofdefining homophobia, because having a difference in
religious beliefs does not mean that youare afraid of someone who has differing beliefs.
Yeah, you know, like I'mjust I'm thinking like this person would
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just because you know, I believethat you should not be married, that
doesn't mean I'm afraid of you.And honestly, I think that at the
end of the day, if thisperson really is against homosexual marriage, then
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the thing is that she wouldn't wantto go to that wedding anyway. You
know. Yeah, if the cousinwhoever it is, actually doesn't agree with
Say you had a gay cousin andthey were getting gay married, and they
invited you to their gay wedding,would you go. No, you wouldn't
go. I would not go becauseI've said this before on my own podcast.
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But at the very least, whata marriage is, if you take
all the Christian elements out of it, it's a celebration of the love between
two people, even if you ignorethe commitment until death do you part.
Even if you ignore you know,all that stuff. At the very least,
a marriage is a celebration of lovebetween two people, And why would
I want to go to a celebrationof love between two people that has been
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condemned by the book that I holdas the standard to which I want to
live my life. Or you knowwhat most people and myself included what we
all call the Bible. Why wouldI want to celebrate something that the Bible
condemns. It's the same idea asyou know. Well, I'm not gay,
but maybe I should go to aPride parade. Well, no,
I shouldn't because a Pride parade.Even if going to a Pride parade,
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you know, if I go toa Pride parade, that doesn't mean I'm
gay, but it still means I'mcelebrating everything that the Pride parade stands for.
So no, I wouldn't go tomy gay cousin's wedding, and luckily
I don't think i'll have because noneof my cousins are gay. Yeah,
Matthew, you want to chirp into be honest, my actually my cousin
is gay, and which I was. I wouldn't say I'm deeply offended,
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but I did not like it,right I say to him? I said,
I said listen, I don't believewhat you believe in. I don't
think gay marriage is right in myin my eyes, I was raised to
believe in the Bible and to believethat that is wrong. To be honest,
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like uh like, like you weresaying, if I went to his
wedding, if I if I wasinvited to his wedding, at least I
have the option to go to hiswedding. Yea, and I wouldn't go
because obviously I don't believe in gaymarriage, right. I believe in the
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biblical marriage. How it's between aman and a woman. That's it right
now, between a man and aman or a woman and a woman.
Yeah, I think. I thinkat the end of the day, when
this post is getting down to itreally comes down to the debate between niceness
and kindness, because you can beyou know, niceness would be inviting this
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person out of courtesy, you knowyou don't want to be rude, and
kindness is doing what's best for theother person. And what's best for the
other person is not necessarily to notinvite them to your wedding. But from
a secular mindset, you are beingkind to yourself by not inviting this person
to your wedding. And we candebate whether you should try and you know,
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make yourself feel good by not invitingsomeone to your wedding. That's a
whole nother debate. But from asecular mindset, this is really a debate
between do I not want to berude or do I want to stand up
for what I think will make mefeel better. Yeah, So, in
any case, do we have dowe have any other posts like that?
That was a pretty deep first one. I think the other ones are pretty
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Yeah, maybe we should we shouldjoke around more with the other ones because
a lot of these are stupid Andthat one actually wasn't that stupid? Yeah?
That one there takes a lot ofthought that went into that. And
yeah, I think I agree withyou. I wouldn't go to my gay
cousin's wedding either good or if Idid, I would probably protest if they
gave me the option. I've heardlike some weddings don't even do that anymore
because, like you know, howlike some they'll they'll always say, if
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anybody you know objects to this wedding, speak now or forever hold your piece.
I hear they don't even say that. Do that at a gay wedding
anymore, because someone will just standup. That's the only reason loud I
would go to a gay wedding.Yeah, to protesting anyway. Here's here's
another one. Here's another one.Am I the a hole? My my
brother was racist and I reacted badly. Okay, so we have no definition
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of racism? Well, I don'tknow. I don't know. That's like
the most bare bones like title ever. I don't know. Oh, this
is a long one. Oh boy, read it as fast as I can,
probably seventeen years together. Is Aboriginal? What does that mean? Ab
Aboriginal? It's a people group inAustralia, I believe. Oh okay,
I didn't know that. Sorry.My family has accepted him wholeheartedly in every
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other way except they make remarks abouthis ab originality because he looks too white?
Is not a real Aboriginal? Oris one of the good ones?
I call them out? What?What? All? Right? All this
makes no sense. You adopt someoneinto your family and then you criticize him
for being too white and not beinga good Aboriginal. Huh. I'm guessing
the family might be black? Whatisn't They're Australian. They are a tribal
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so essentially it's the Australian version ofNative Americans. Oh oh, okay,
okay, okay, gotcha? Yeahinteresting, Okay. Recently, our nieces
have been learning about Aboriginal culture asa part of school the school curriculum.
My bro's daughter asked Hubby for adigury too. He made her a small
dig that he plays. For hereighth birthday, she asked for a kangaroo
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skin. Hobby hand carved her tappingsticks and wrapped them in rue skin he
tanned. She asked if they couldjam on an upcoming campag trip. I
feel like I should be reading thisin an Australian accent because like they're using
Australian Coick, I can't talk ColickyJuilliam Zims. Go ahead, I don't
care. You can read it inAustralian. No, I'm not gonna that's
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gonna be too hard. During thetrip, Hobby was repairing niece's ditch.
My family were discussing how cool itis that they each local language and culture
at school. Now. Bro thenranted about how the school can teach his
daughter that crap, that crap,but when she gets home. He tells
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her it's all crap that we speakEnglish, that I cannot read this.
This is that we speak English,that he's sick of having culture shoved in
his face. He uses bad racialslurs, including the N word, the
kids or an earshot. Hobby wasnext to me before anyone else had the
chance to react. I blew up. It escalated so quickly in the way
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that siblings can't. I was embarrassedabout my family. My auntie joined in
the conversation, and it felt likeshe was taking my bro's side. I
tried to get him to empathize bysharing how Hubby's family were directly affected by
by Stolen Generation. Bro continued theracial slurs and said it that he is
entitled to his opinion. I wascrying and screaming at him that he was
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an effing racist. He admitted thathe admitted that he was, and that
it was his running. He admittedhe was a racist. Wow, Okay,
stop right there. We don't needto here anymore. To be honest,
I do. I do have peoplein my family who are kind of
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racist. What do you mean bythat? Yeah? For example, my
awful you know a different alcohol hemakes black remx to me. You guys
met him, Yeah, I remember. Yeah, wild Bill is his name,
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not wild Bill, but Bill.That's what we call him. Yeah,
that's his nickname. He uh,he told he says uh A lot
of black jokes, which I'm notgoing to mention today. But it's making
a joke about like a race reallyracist though, that's the question. It
depends on the joke. I wouldsay no, like, it's not inherently
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racist. It might be offensive tocertain people who you are talking to.
But to be honest, if you'resick, if your sibling is being racist,
I just I want lash out likethat. I wouldn't do that.
No offense to whoever wrote that.To be honest, I know I've been
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saying that a lot, but it'sgood that you're honest. I like being
honest. I don't like racist people. They me neither, but they deeply
offend me. I've been called Ican I'm gonna say it, but anyway,
no, I should like saying thatI should lay down a bit,
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and you just say technical difficulties.Please stand by board right now, by
the way. Oh we are,yeah, yes we are. You didn't
realize I did not realize that Anyway, long story short, Matthew actually said
a racial story. Yes I didout because it's a family friendly This is
a family friendly podcast. Still,just to reminder, Matthews black, so
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I don't cancel him. Yes,he's allowed to say it. But for
actually I'm called African American. Iwas deep Okay, I'm deeply offended.
No, this is this is abit of a hot take. But I
don't like the term African American doesn'tmake any sense because of two reasons.
Number one, not all black peopleare from Africa. I know that that's
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true. And number two, notall Africans are black, that's true.
Wait what I didn't know that ElonMusk Scott Scott literally Sky the Guy.
Yeah, he's not black, buthe's African, right, Yeah, he's
just like Sky the Guy, SkyButcher. He's also South African and he's
not black. He's as white asthey can call. You're saying Elon Musk
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is from South Africa. Oh yeah, Elon Musk is from South Africa.
What he was he born there?I think? So? Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. If Elon Muskis technically African American, yet all
the libs still hate him because he'snot because he's a libertarian. He believes,
he believes in our right. Hedoesn't take either side, but he
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takes the middle. So you youlike Elon. Libertarians just don't like government,
period. They just hate the government. He's very smart. He this
for example EOC If anybody doesn't knowwho they is, she's one of our
senators. Yeah, and she's fromNew York City. And she says,
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oh, on Twitter, Oh ElonMusk, you can't do you can't say
that. You can't say that.And he says, well, I can
and pay eight dollars please. I'msaying what you just said. What did
he say? I don't know exactlywhat he said, but he yeah,
but he just it's bucks. Anyway, for listeners, that might have been
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quite the topic change. It mighthave been quite because we were just talking
about Reddit posts and then we swappedimmediately. But like we were like laughing
for like eight minutes straight. Yeah, literally, so like it's been like
eight minutes since we were talking aboutReddit. If we has five million dollars,
we will send you what we werelaughing. We were laughing because something
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really really bad. It's not familyfriends. First time anyone ever said a
racial slur on our podcast. Iknow if any black people are They didn't
say a ra list serve, butthey said a different type of slury.
Yes, he said something, thisguy. A lot of people from the
south side, east side, Ido say the N word. I know
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that. So are you from thesouth or east side. No, I'm
not because I'm not allowed. I'mallowed to say anything I wanted because I
have the first Oh heck yeah,yes, all right, Well do we
have any more credit posts? Ithink there was one more that I wanted
to read out. All right,you guys can keep talking while I try
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to find it again. All right, to be honest the actually, I'm
not gonna say, to be honestagain, honestly, how did you Biden
is being in trouble for two things? They No, this is the He's
always in trouble with his father butnot with the public. But he's in
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trouble for taxes ay and a gunpossession charge. If I I'm being black
got slapped with the possession charge,I probably would get twenty years or thirty
years or more. Were you justbeing an average American citizen who isn't Joe
Biden's son, right, Yes,Joe Biden gets. Of course, Hunter
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Biden's uh just a probation charge.Of course, he's white and he's a
president's son. No, No,he's fine. Of course, right,
that made me because Joe's involved.I guarantee you If Joe weren't involved,
which is what they're trying to convinceus of, then we wouldn't hear any
of this Biden hud Biden stuff.Our country was made for the people.
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We the people have the right toprotest, right we other people think January
sixth was, of course a insurrection. Of course. Oh here's This isn't
the one I was looking for.Sorry for interrupting, but this isn't the
one I was looking for. Butthis is funny, all right? Am
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I the ahole for yelling at mymom for always bad mouthing my English wife?
She thinks I should have married areal American even though my wife has
her citizens, real let American,A real American. Yeah, honestly,
that's just bad. I mean Idon't even know what he is a real
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American because like, is she talkingabout a native American? Because most people
who live in America right now wereoriginally from America. Yeah, Like,
like, first of all, whywould your mother be criticizing criticizing who you
marry. It's called being a motherin law. Yeah, yes, I
know it's called being a mother inlaw. But your mother shouldn't be saying
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who who? Yeah, I meanyour mother shouldn't Yeah, yeah, your
mother is the size if it's ifshe's a female, of course, and
you're a guy. She hasted likeher. Well where the mother in law
says something? Yeah, you know, honestly, half the posts on that
subreddit are probably fake. Just tobe honest, I mean, that's just
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read it in general. Yeah,take most of the stuff they talk about.
The funnier the posts are, themore likely they are to be fake.
I don't know. Sometimes I thinkyou can't real life is real life?
Isn't that interesting? I think Ithink the mom just doesn't like the
fact that he found a life wasnot born and raised in America, which
is silly because like, if youhave to go through the laborious process of
taking the US citizenship test, youknow a lot more about like American politics
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and the Constitution and history than anaverage American would. I've been saying this
for a long time. I thinkthat anybody who wants to vote should have
to pass the same citizenship tests wegive to migrants like my grandma, like
Migraines that are coming through the border. Right, they should be coming into
a legal process. Made people thinkit's wrong, but they don't. They
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should realize we're all immigrants and inthe legal way. They, on the
other hand, are coming in illegallyright, bringing bringing things they shouldn't be
Like I might gotta mentioned it,of course, right, but things that
can harm someone. You won't mentionthe word cocaine. Well you you I
(34:16):
don't know my limits here, soyes, cocaine is fine here, Cocaine,
fetnol, all those things that looklike little M and m's that should
kill that will definitely kill you becauseit's not I know. I know someone
(34:37):
who actually I know two people whostruggled with suspense abuse h and they regret
ever doing it and they never didit again. What come I the a
hole for telling my son he haszero friends. Yes, that's simple.
(34:59):
You do not tell your child hehas zero friends. He's always he's already
telling himself that. I promise,seriously, if you say that to your
own son, that's sad and Iwould rather get slapped across the face by
my mother, than have her tellme that. Example, like my one
friend, she your mom tells youthe entire low tier God's speech, you
should kill yourself now if my momtold me that, then I probably would
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kill me. My one friend who'sactually black, he said that his mother.
He asked his mother if he wasa mama's boy, and she she
paused, and then he said somethingreally strange. He said, yeah,
I guess I am a mama's boy. And to be honest, it's not
it's fine to be a mama's boyor to be if if your mom says
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you have no friends, for example, it's very said. You shouldn't be
saying that. If you're a mother, or even a father, or you
and your brother, you shouldn't besaying that at all. Sure, and
of course Will is laughing at Danbecause he thinks it's funny. I'm reading
the posts. What if the persondoes have zero friends and their father needs
(36:10):
to tell them that, well,like called not like telling the truth and
love. You don't just say youhave no friends. You say, hey,
buddy, maybe we should try andyou know, yeah, he helps
them out. You should look alittle alonely, let let's go try to
find some friends for you. Likeyou don't just say you're zero friends,
you have zero life, You're aloser. You should kill yourself. No,
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don't. They'll be the don't beHomer Simpson or the guy from the
Father from a modern Family. ModernI haven't seen Modern Family. That's hilarious.
You guys would laugh. You haven'tseen a big Simpsons saying, aren't
you Matthew? Yeah, I considermyself. I've heard Bart, oh,
Bart, my dad's Homer Simpson.Oh, I've heard. I've heard.
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The first ten seasons are really good, and it kind of falls off after
that. Really, it doesn't falloff. I think all of those seasons.
Well after that it became a littlemore political. They showed like like
like the Simpsons would be like democrats, not democrats like that. They said,
oh, homeless is Oh, Idon't want to be like that.
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That Uh Donald Trump and he hasa beer in his hand. He's sitting
on the couch and he lifts hisstomach to grab the beer, and his
wife says, oh, come on, just give me something for for wanting
in life, and then she walksaway, brings back a coaster and puts
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on his he lifts up, Shelifts up the beer and put on his
stomach and puts it down. Itkeeps on crying, and yeah, that's
pretty funny. My mom doesn't cry. Oh she does, but not to
be more specific, but she isMarge Simpson. I think all mothers are
technically Marge Simpsons. Yeah, notyour mom, but my mom. My
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mom is the best. Sounds likeyou. It sounds like your mom.
Your mom is pretty cool too.You also have the best mom. You
don't live with her, we bothhave. You don't live with her.
If you lived with her, youthink she don't don't. Don't. Don't
bad talk your mother. Yeah,that's we respect mothers and fathers on this
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podcast. First of all, sheeven said it to her, to me,
she said, she said to methat she's crazy. M Well,
you know, Matthew, it soundslike you have a lot of pent up
aggression. And we'll we get tothat in the Yes I do. Okay,
So we're gonna get to the nextsegment where Matthew tells us what's wrong
with all of his friends in asecond. But first we have one more
post from it. I found onemore post that you know. The title
(38:44):
just caught my eye. Am Ithe a whole for throwing a dino party
for my adult boyfriend? No?No, Well I'm going to read the
post here though, because like,what what would lead you to believe that
throwing a dinosaur birthday party for yourboyfriend and would make you an a hole?
Like if if I had a girlfriendand she threw me a dino birthday
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party, I'd proposed to her onthe spot. Yeah, if I would
there, if my girlfriend did there, I would, I don't say thank
you, and I give her abig, huge diamond ring, probably preferably.
I guess it would kind of dependon whether she invited all my friends.
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Let's be embarrassing. Let's let's readthe post. My twenty year old
boyfriend has my twenty year old No, my twenty five year old boyfriend,
sorry or doing the run thing.Has always been very interested in dinosaurs and
pretty much anything related to them.He told me a few months ago that
he really wanted a dinosaur themed birthdayparty when he was a child, but
his parents didn't let him. Lparents. L parents, he talked to
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them. He talked about how hewent to a dinosaur party when he was
aidish and how jealous. He wasso For his twenty fifth birthday, I
threw him a Dino party, JurassicPark soundtrack, Din Okay, fossil cookies,
Dino balloons, Dino balloons, themeddrinks, excavating tiny bottles of booze,
a t rexpinata. You get theidea. I invited our plus his
friends and let them know that itmight be a silly, childish, but
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it was my idea based on hisstory. Everybody seemed to have a good
time, getting pretty drunk, eatinga lot of snacks. My boyfriend was
smiling the whole night and told methat night that he loved that I did
that for him, and he hada great time. A fast forward a
few days. Apparently some of hisfriends thought it was stupid and childish and
told him so. Slash made frontof him. When he came home that
(40:34):
day. He told me that Iwas out of line for throwing him such
a childish party and that I shouldhave just thrown a normal party and or
ask explicit permission. He's upset withme for making him look stupid. TLDR
boyfriend told me he always wanted todino party. I threw him one.
He loved it. His friends madefun of him, and now he's angry
at me. Okay, okay,okay. Person in this story who is
not the jerk as the person whothrow through the dino party, Yeah,
(40:57):
she's not an able at all.She's literally all all his The real a
holes are his friends who were makingfun of him. They're cringed. All
his friends came over, had agreat time, and he was having a
great time. According that, it'schild as you know, you know,
if you have friends like that,they shouldn't be your friends. Yeah,
exactly. And I mean he isa bit of an idiot too, because
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he's like, you know, persecutinghis girlfriend for planning a party that he
had fun at. Yeah, firstof all, like don't let your friends
spending over for his friends. Imean, I guess, I guess just
because it's his girlfriend, I wouldsay, like, well, maybe sometimes
your friend. Like if it washis wife, I would say, he's
totally in the wrong. Since it'shis girlfriend, it's like, well it's
not quite the same dynamic, butdisagree. You know, you don't know
if she's the one, but ifshe is, don't be saying that to
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you. Don't be She's she spenther hard earned money for for what your
birthday. No, you told herthat you you technically wanted it when you
were a kid, so she's thoughtof you. Right, So it's such
a generous thing to do, andit's that's a sweet you do. Yeah,
Like, it's pretty clear cut storyhere. Yeah, you are not
the ahole. His friends are theale and he's also the a hole in
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this situation. Right, all right, We're going to have fun in the
next segment, but until then,listen to this music. Hello, welcome
back to w RISK podcast. Thissegment, we're going to have our dear
(42:30):
friend Matthew be telling us what iswrong with us and what personal grudges he
has against us. We're going totry and resolve them in a bit of
a therapy session. So Matthew,take it away like the NF album go
around the Table. Oh and letme take my torture? Are you upon
you? Oh boy? For thoseof you out of the loop, Matthew
(42:51):
and Isaac have quite a history ofwe have known each other grudges, you
know, you know, you know, go backstabs, all kinds of fake
grudges. Right, Matthew, Ihold nothing against you, really, and
I hope you don't hold anything againstme, but we still like to joke
around. Yes we do, sowe do well to be honest. First,
(43:13):
I'm gonna go with Nick. Whocould have anything against Nick? His
baby face is just his mustache.What he grows his mustache is deeply offending
to me? Who can? Whocan grow a mustache and a beard?
But you don't have one? Where'syour beard? Start by carrying in the
(43:37):
next up. The reason why Idon't have a beard and mustache is because
the law of the land in myhouse, me my parents' house, is
that I can't have one until eighteenyears old, which is, by the
way, a month from now.Happy early birthday, Thank you, thank
(43:58):
you. And also, don't don'tcall my brother Ugly's call him, you
said quickly for any of you wondering, Nick is not ugly. I am
the most handsome person. You seehis hair on the most as they can
do. The girls line up forme. Why the girls prove it?
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Not city girls, not city girls, country girls. Oh and they're more
prettier than city girls. No offense, not last offense. The girls from
rodeos I went to, For example, recently, I went to a rodeo.
There were so many hot girls.It was unbelievable. My my hair
was about to pop off. Ididn't show it to my mother, of
(44:44):
course, what hair. My hairwas about to fall off because because there
were so many hot country but therewas You said it was at a rate
rodeo. Yes, I guarantee you. They were all horse girls and they're
all getting married to their horses.No, that's how it goes at radio.
No, they don't. They trustme, they don't. Wait.
Well, well, tell us moreabout your experiences with women, give us
(45:06):
some dating advice. Yeah. Well, to be honest, I'm gonna go
with it. First. Before Iget to that, I'm gonna get to
William. Oh, what's wrong withme? Please tell me? Yes,
well, he's taller than me,which deeply offends me. It doesn't,
let's go deeply offend me, butit just so, you're deeply offended at
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God for giving him more. No, I am not I am small.
I'm am like I'm like a version, a younger version of Kevin Hart with
a less profits. There's no wayyou're smaller than Kevin Hart. Dude's like
four inches tall. He's not fourinches, he's like four five four or
(45:50):
something like that. Yeah, he'sshort, like if he stands next to
a tall girl, it's deeply offending. I mean deep play offensive to you.
Deeply offending, I mean embarrassing.I mean he I get it's Eugene's
but them going to William, Imean, Isaac, what is wrong with
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me? There's gonna be a longlist of Oh, this is gonna be
a long fun You and I haveknown each other the longest, or at
least let me start first of all, let me start with this story.
I know what he's gonna tell.First. There was this girl. I'd
be listening to this. By theway, I don't care. To be
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honest, I didn't like her.Yes, I did like her really much.
Matthew like this girl. Of course, it's a guy things, a
guy thing to be to like girlsI can relate, for example, like
he We were in church one dayand I said, huh, man,
this girl's kind of pretty. Bythe way. She was blond, blue
(46:59):
eyes, tall, and she uhshe was beautiful. She was gorgeous,
but not not like Taylor Swift.Gorgeous but liked gorgeous. Oh okay,
okay, but isn't She's not blondehaired or blue eye. I'm okay,
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I got you, okay, gotcha, which they are both my type,
but still, oh you know,they're like twenty thirty years older than me
almost. But anyways, I said, I definitely like this going. He
says, you know, you knowshe has a boyfriend. That's yeah,
(47:45):
I can take him. I can, I can knockamize. And I did
agree with you. I did agreewith you. You probably could, yeah,
because he was tall and skinny.I've not seen the boyfriend, so
I don't know, but you probablycould. You did boxing at one point,
right, yeah, I still know, yeah, so you probably Oh
really, yeah, that's cool ifyou mixed those two together. It's m
(48:06):
m a m h. Anyways saying, I said, I don't, please,
don't tell her, so I madehe promised, So I did not
ever promise not to tell her.Okay, But then a couple of weeks
later, SI, I wonder ifshe likes me? He said, well,
you know I did tell he didn't. No, he didn't. Well,
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of course he did not mention youby name or show a photo.
You didn't mention me, And yousaid, oh my goodness, did you
made me go through that whole odealthat whole ideal to deal with that?
Well, anyway, Matthew was nowsore at me for a long time.
Bro, I had to hear everyweek at church about how Isaac backstabbed him,
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call him a backstabber, and Iwas so confused, and I had
to get all my information through Isaacsaid of this Dolory, Actually I have
not two things in my back rightnow, a backstab and a nine million
meter bullet coming from Isaac. Oh, yes, I do no guns.
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What where's the bullet from Bretta andat glock nineteen with with a silencer and
a site? Is that all that'swrong with me? No? Okay,
because I was like, I waswondering when you were going to get to
the part about me beating you inarm wrestling two thirds of the times?
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First of all, even though you'reyounger than me by two years, right
some something like that. I don'tknow. Yeah, so how old are
you right now? Oh? Yeah, I'm two years older than the almost
almost almost three? All right?Well, yeah, like there was this
(49:57):
other girl to be exact well Canadaone friends. I'm not sure yet but
it could be, could be inthe future of relationship. But I'm not
sure exactly whoever snitches on me.I will, you're saying, I know
(50:17):
I will. My friendship will beover. Our friendship will be over.
Like, just don't say her name, you'll be fine. Yes, I'm
not gonna say her name. Butshe did flirt with me more than once
one time. One time is thatshe might like you twice maybe, but
(50:43):
over three times. Yes, shedefinitely likes she's She's specifically asked if I
was dating anyone at the time.Of course, like if if I was
gonna be saying something really funny,I was gonna say, yeah, I'm
gonna be dating Joe Biden. ButI didn't say that before. It's most
(51:05):
out of pocket answers questions. ButI said, no, I'm not dating
anyone, I said. I wouldhave if I had the guts, I
would have said, yeah, Iwant to date you. But of course
I don't have any guts right nowbecause of isaaid, because he hell,
your guts. No, he pulledhim out out with the with the backstabbing
(51:30):
knife. He didn't, Oh,okay, I got you. So first
he shot you in the back andthen he backstabbed you and used it to
rip out your guts. Yeah,that's what we didn't flir a couple of
times. But well, Matthew,I would like to, in the presence
of everyone listening to this podcast,wish you luck in that endeavor to promise
to be your sideman whenever you needone, I mean, my wingman or
(51:51):
whatever. Good luck, Matthew.And I'd also like to say that I
mean no harm to you. That'swhat she said. That was a good
one. That that was a goodone. All right then, alright,
alright, well, Matthew, Ithink we're about at our time for the
(52:15):
podcast here. Do you have anythingyou would like to end it with?
Yes, if you need three things. If you need a professional attorney for
women who are going against you forany recent I'm the man. If you
are a Democrat voting for Joe Biden, please realize he's very corrupt and he
(52:38):
will be destroying the country for therest of his term. And three,
Isaac is one of the best friendsI have all thet but best even though
he's awesome my wingman too, Loveyou, bro. All right, do
(53:00):
you have anything else you want tosay? You've been pretty quiet, but
that's generally your personality, so I'mnot concerned. Yeah, No, I
have nothing. You don't have anything. What tell us tell us about tell
us about Narto. Tell us somethingabout Narto. Absolutely not. The animey
is satanic? Oh you want togo there? No, not really watch
(53:23):
what you want, I guess,but I don't like animey. Man in
black, that's what they call you. What. What's your favorite movie of
all time? Nick end off withthat? Uh, I don't know.
There's there's a lot of movie.But it's your favorite video game of all
time? Ri and the Blind Forestor RI in The Will of the Whisps.
(53:43):
Good choice. I choose Great Gamestwo GTA five. You know it's
violent and all. Isn't there theRip Club in that game? Yes?
There is, don't I haven't gonethere, but but I've also played h
(54:04):
and Tom Clancy's Rainbow sixth Siege,No Black Black, before Black Point,
whether it's okay, the new one? Interesting? I've not heard of that
one. Break Point, yes,boy, break Point? Oh yeah,
yeah? I think alright, Ithink I know relatively what you're talking about.
HM. Well, thanks for comingon the podcast, Matthew, and
(54:25):
uh for any of you listeners outthere. I want to insert a cover
of a certain song that I madeabout me wanting to be the president.
It's called American President. I alteredthe lyrics, recorded, re recorded the
drum track. My voice sucks,I know, but the lyrics are meant
to be a joke, so it'sfine. Please comment below if you would
(54:45):
vote for me for president and that'llcomment below if you'd vote for me for
president or me I'll be I wouldn'tbe like Obama or Nick. What's of
the four people here would you voteto be president? That's right? Most
likely me? Oh? Maybe,big words, I mean maybe, I
mean maybe personally I'd vote for Nick. I think he would do the best
job. I'm too quiet for that. Yeah, that's good. That's a
(55:07):
good thing. Next, that's agood thing. Anyway. That's what we'll
leave it for the Wits podcast today. Enjoy this cover of American Idiot by
green Day and Will and I willbe back next time, with or without
a guest. We'll find out.We'll see, we will see. I
(55:31):
want to be the American President.It's time to make Joe Biden and a
resident our nations in quiet, Ipredicament inflations of thanks to the government to
(55:52):
a new kind of nation underneath bythe administration where the man to your pay
TV. They shouldn't hate duc occasions. You'll jake fus good to getting Mashine
and know we could get a taxto shine a new election is a comment.
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The guitars of doom be a strummer, all the Transaba delusions. The
Democrats by an ulsion was a twohundrew a Pindi nation underneath by the Hunt
(56:43):
administration, man's nothing the man tobe your pay TV. They shouldn't hate
voc occasions. You'll jake fuck goodto getting Mashine and know we could get
a tax to shine Americans adoring American. So we'll see in dorsays the Vatican,
(57:38):
Russ's winning the war in Ukraine underBiden's being hind double book welcome two
hundred Akundi nation underneath by the hundredministrationwere nothing meant to be day he could
station hate the occasion del jay kudto canning Mashine and the we get back to John
Hello, Hello, and welcome backto the w Ritz podcast as Sky would
call it. Yes, we havesome special guy by the way, Good
all Sky. Before we Before westart, I'd like to give a special
shout out to all of my favoritelisteners because there are about three. You
guys have been so loyal and watchingevery podcast, listening rather every podcast,
(00:23):
and y'all are so supportive, andI want to give a special shout out
to all of my podcast listeners.So if you've been listening to Zilbauer regularly,
thank you. And if you haven't, go check it out. We'll
Lincoln the most shameful plugs. I'mgoing to you said that the last time
I didn't. I'll say it again. Every time you do shamefully plug your
own pod, I will shamefully myplug my own podcast all the time.
(00:44):
Anyway. In fact, I'm goingto recommend it to our guests. But
I'm talking out shut up anyway,any any anyway, shout out too.
Benjamin Lubner have been constantly listened toevery podcast, comments on all of them
too. Yeah. Danny Dimes orDanny Lubner also listens to every podcast.
(01:04):
Yes, and he is always willingto talk to me about it. Sky
Butcher or Sky the Guy as he'smore affectionately known, you know, a
good old British friend, good oldSouth African British. Yes, had him
on the podcast once. Great guy, and he still listens to every single
one. We should maybe I shouldcall him doing this one. See what
that would honestly be fun? Well, maybe we will. I don't know
(01:26):
yet. And then we have towe have to shout out to Lucas and
JP Burr, even though JP hasprobably never listened to this podcast, not
even once. But I think Lucaslistens to everyone and all my Rivendell people.
If you're listening, I love youguys. Oh. Also special shout
out to Grant Wistow. Grant Wistow, I know he listens to every single
one and all those great people.Anyway, should we introduce our Oh yeah,
(01:49):
we do have some random people.Yes, we have people in the
studio with us. We have misterMatthew good Enough. If anybody studies German
that means hello, that's right.And then we have Will's own brother,
Hello, Hello, Will's brother.Your name is? Your name is?
(02:12):
I do not care? Wow?He got him. Anyway, Today we
are going to be talking about race. Anybody who doesn't. What is your
least favorite race? Let's start offthat. Yeah, Matthew, what's your
least favorite race? As the blackperson here, yes I am black,
but thank you for clarify. Ican't tell my least favorite race. Let
(02:42):
me see the Joe Biden race tobe example a political race. Matthew,
I was thinking more like you knowIndie five hundred NASCAR. Yeah, that's
what I was talking about. LikeI will never root for I will never
root for a Chevy in the inthe NASCAR because like, should he make
scrap cars? I don't watch anylike racing, So, like, do
(03:02):
they use cheval Laison like indifense?They don't? No, no, no
kind of carson. What kind ofcars do they use? They use what's
that called the Chevy? They usemany too. They use two different cars.
One is a Chevy that they usuallya lot. I know they used
(03:23):
cars. They use cars. Theydon't use trucks. They use the the
car that's usually uh, no offense. But white people use, right,
white rich people use. White richpeople use yeah, well what what what's
his name? Has the what doyou mean? What's no? The church?
(03:50):
The the oh Jordan Dawson. Yeah, what's this car? It's like
a Lamborghi. No it's not,it's not it's a Corvette or something.
Yeah, they used Corvettes and theyuse these this other the four GT.
So, speaking of racist Matthew,we do have to ask, why are
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you supporting Joe Biden in twenty twentyfour. I don't support Joe Biden.
To be honest, most of myfamily is actually liberal. I grew up
on the side of conservatives, aconservatives, conservatism, yes the word.
Yes that My uncle, who isa conservative, Dan grow up conservative.
Actually he grew up as a Democratin the forties and fifties. To be
(04:35):
honest, I support Democrats, butfor to a certain extent back then in
twenties, I support like I supporttheir policies back in the tests, back
in the day, the Democratic Partyused to be Yeah, that's not great.
They posed black people as victims onthe Yes, they may be victims
(05:01):
in a sectim circums extent, butfor example George Floyd, So you don't
really like what the Democratic Party isturned into. No, I hate them,
I honestly, So, I don'thate them, but I don't like
we hate the party not the people. Yes, not the people. My
grandmother, for example, is aDemocrat. She's no. Yeah, and
(05:23):
you can't hate your grandmother. No, I love, I love. I
don't like how politics divides people likethat. That's kind of sad. So
Will's brother, e the people hereat this table, who would you vote
for for president other than yourself?Uh? Oh yeah, looking at the
black guy. Look, I'm notI'm not. I'm not the next Obama.
(05:47):
I think I would choose Will.Let's go, brother, let's go,
Matthew, who would you vote for? Out of the people here?
Can't you be honest? I wouldvote for you? Thank you. I
appreciate it. Dang it. Ihad someone else tell me that this week.
Shout out to you. You knowwho you are. What about you,
Isaac? Out of the three peoplehere, well vote for uh let's
(06:11):
see, I would probably have togo with I would vote for like a
Will Prisbal Matthew Saracino ticket, likeif you know, president vice president type
thing, So I would be thepresident. So I'm the president. Either
one of you could be either oneof those things, and I would vote
for you. Gotta be honest.I think that that seems like you balance
each other. You don't want toeach other. You can't pick both of
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us, all right, Matthew,just just because you said that, dang
it. Well, you know Iam pretty smarting politics, so I know
what I'm talking about fair enough.So who who would you vote for out
of everyone in the world if youcould, Matthew? And why I'd vote
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for Trump? Because, to behonest, I know a lot of people
don't like him, but he diddo good for his four years. I
know many people dispute that. Butif you look about it now, like
Biden, really yeah, Biden,it's like he knows what he's doing.
He's very corrupt. He didn't knowwhat he's doing. Well, used because
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Biden used to know what he wasdoing back when he decided to get in
on his son's business deals. Butnow it's just like he's still part of
it too. He denies it,but he says, oh, for example,
a uh, yeah, my sonhas no foreign business dealings with any
China or anything like that. Buthe is clearly lying because not only there's
(07:46):
documents to prove it, there's hisformer his son's former business partner. Blinsky
is his last name, and hethis guy Blinsky former military operator, and
then he went to business for himselfbecause he wanted to make himself successful and
(08:07):
make his family, you know,not famous, but wealthy. Yes,
but it turns out he started workingwith Hunter and he has five like text
messages between him noting the big guy. Like many people saying, oh,
(08:31):
yeah, that's fake, that's fake. I can't be true. There's document,
there's evidence. You can't dispute us. So with that out of the
way, I want to talk aboutsomeone else's corruption. Will's brother. What
is it like being the brother ofWilliam? Yes, give us a detailed
(08:54):
analysis. I feel very smart.Oh really, will is treate brother across
the tail right now. I careabout what you say. I guess.
I guess i'd feel bad for you. You were going home with him,
do you feel bad? Not nooffense, but he you might kill?
Okay, I guess that makes itbetter. He said no offense. Yes,
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well, Matthew, just before westarted this podcast a while ago,
he said, no offense. Butour generation is so sensitive, like premised
that statement, with no offense,we are our generation, thinks Joe Biden
and all these well, like werethey That's a very broad thing to say.
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Not all our generation, not allour generation, but millennials too,
Like millennials, yes, my cutwe I know a lot of millennials.
They say, oh, yeah,black lives matter. Well I think you're
kind of like just judging an entiregeneration. Like generations, that's just like
the error you were born. That'slike you can't really speak for all then.
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That's why I really don't like itwhen people say, oh, Boomers
they're all traditional and crap, Butlike that's just most a lot of them
actually aren't believe it or not.I saw some kind of polls essentially the
boomers a lot of them are nowliberal because society has influenced them into being
liberal. Well yeah, that's thething, is like you can't judge an
entire generation based off of one thingbecause that's just the area you were born.
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And like, I don't like itwhen they were when Boomers were our
age, they were like just aslike politically diverse as we were. Yeah.
I don't really like people who saythat Gen Z is just the worst
generation ever, because certain people inGen Z are the worst people. There
are some real nut jobs, butlike all of us. As soon as
you say a whole generation is corrupt, you kind of lose hope for that
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generation, you know, and everyany every generation has some degree of corruption
to it. We're all sinner,sinners, and like sin doesn't like go
away, but like get more prevalentwhen with any specific generation, my mother's
generation, of course, of course, they're Every generation has corruption, like
for example, I know a lotof people who are very evil, like
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like they're they're my mom's friend,for example, he knows a lot of
people who were in the mob.To be exact for those, yes,
a lot of people like there wasdifferent mob families. There was this family
called the blank of crime. Familyis not known, but it's to know,
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it's known to people more people inlaw enforcement. My one, my
one mom, my mom's friend isis a blank. That's that's his last
name, but he's not connected.But the point is, every family,
every person is corrupt, no matterhow you think about it. We have
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sin and for that, some peoplewho like doing it, some people don't
like doing it. Many people won'tdispute that, but it's true. It
has to it has it's literally true. Can't dispute it. So so you're
saying that sin does corrupt an entiregeneration, but that doesn't mean that the
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generation is scrupped. Well, wellit is scrupped, but you know,
but like you know, you can'tjust some people are going to choose to
live better than you know, theirtheir primal instincts called them too, right
yeah, yeah, like like i'mlikehis son, right, But I think
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that we should also get to somepeople who choose to be idiots. Yes,
so, will you want to introducethis part of the podcast. So
for those of you who don't know, there's this little you know, lesser
known as social media platform called Reddit. And on Reddit, there is this
you know, subreddit as it's called, called kind of like a community,
and I the ahole. I won'tsay the actual word because because I'm a
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good Christian, I don't use thosekind of words, right, I don't
use those kind of words. Andeven though the wording of the subret it
may be a little bit questionable.H it's always fun to see people asking
questions on whether they're the idiot ornot yea, and then to respond to
so basically how it works, howthis little subret it works. As somebody
will you know, publicly say,am I the a whole for doing this
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thing? Because they're like genuinely confusedas to whether they did the right thing
or not, Like I don't know, maybe they didn't invite a certain person
to a family event because they didn'tlike them, and just they're they're asking,
am I like being a bad personfor not inviting somebody who I think
is I gotta say that the wholepremise of this, this particular subret is
kind of dumb, because first ofall, you're playing off all the suckers
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who don't have the intelligence to maketheir own moral decisions. And then you
also have a bunch of other suckerswho are giving their opinions, which none
of them really matter, Like they'regonna give you different opinions. That's the
problem with it, right, Butlike, no one person's opinion about something
really matters. So I kind ofI think that the whole premise of the
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subread it was kind of weird,But at the same time it makes for
good podcast. Sure, in factit does. I think there's a whole
podcast where they just read off postsfrom that and deliberate about who is the
idiot. I think there is.I think there's a whole suburad dedicated to
that podcast. Yeah, really,I didn't know. I didn't know that.
I know some podcasters will like,go on, I'm the ahole to
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like check it out, but Idon't know if there was an entire podcast
dedicated to it. But you know, we're not creative, so we're ripping
off those other podcasters. It's fun. It will be fun, all right.
So here's the first post I found. It's called am I the a
whole for not inviting my homophobic cousinto my wedding? Well, I haven't
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read the entire post. That's justthe premise, all right, So it
doesn't tell you a whole lot.I female of a twenty six years old
I'm engaged to my fiance at twentysix year old female, and we are
getting married next year. I receiveda text from my mom this morning stating
that my family, three of them, is upset that I will not be
inviting my cousin, a female oftwenty four who is extremely homophobic. We
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used to be very close, butone day four years ago, came to
me with a Bible and told meI was an abomination for doing what I
was doing being a lesbian. Itold her that's how I told her,
If that's how she felt then shewould no longer be a part of my
life. We stopped talking and reallyseeing each other completely since she lives in
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a different state. Sorry, Imixed up the lizer. I don't follow
her on any socials. I've takenthe easy path for my family during holidays
and have been civil despite how shemade me feel. However, I feel
like it's my wedding day and Ihave the choice to choose who I want
there. Why would I pay forsomebody to be there who doesn't support me.
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Some of my family members are nowof saying that they won't come if
she isn't invited. Part of meliterally does not care. My heart is
telling me that if they support me, they'll be there. My mom is
still saying that I should take theeasy path and not cause ways. However,
she is also a ball of anxiety, so she'd rather there not be
any confrontation. I know that theentire family is probably texting about it in
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a group chat. That's the endof the post. So first of all,
let's let's go through this. We'lleach give our answer, you know,
one at a time, and thenwe can discuss it. So,
yeah, you know, Nick,do you want to go first, you've
been quiet. Yeah, sure,I would say, no, you are
not a nahole. Oh why doyou think that? Okay, because I
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mean, yeah, I don't agreewith lesbian things, but it is your
wedding and she will disrupt it ifthat's how she acts. Also, you
said that you do not want herto be a part of your life,
and this is one of the mainevents in your life. Okay, So
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I would say that the answer tothis is harder than a yes you are
a jerk or no, you arenot a jerk. Like I would say
that you should not be having alesbian marriage in general, like, yeah,
lesbian marriage as a concept, youdon't think because like if this is
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just like a normal wedding. Iknow I said normal wedding, and I
mean it that way. I meanit that way, Like I would not
think like the person was an aholebecause like or a jerk. I'll just
say jerk because it's simply it's thesame thing. But I don't want to
abbreviate a swear never whatever I'm goingon as engineer, because like, you
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know, it is your wedding,and you know you have the right to
invite who you want to invite.Yeah, I I think that this person
also does a very bad job ofdefining homophobia, because having a difference in
religious beliefs does not mean that youare afraid of someone who has differing beliefs.
Yeah, you know, like I'mjust I'm thinking like this person would
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just because you know, I believethat you should not be married, that
doesn't mean I'm afraid of you.And honestly, I think that at the
end of the day, if thisperson really is against homosexual marriage, then
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the thing is that she wouldn't wantto go to that wedding anyway. You
know. Yeah, if the cousinwhoever it is, actually doesn't agree with
Say you had a gay cousin andthey were getting gay married, and they
invited you to their gay wedding,would you go. No, you wouldn't
go. I would not go becauseI've said this before on my own podcast.
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But at the very least, whata marriage is, if you take
all the Christian elements out of it, it's a celebration of the love between
two people, even if you ignorethe commitment until death do you part.
Even if you ignore you know,all that stuff. At the very least,
a marriage is a celebration of lovebetween two people, And why would
I want to go to a celebrationof love between two people that has been
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condemned by the book that I holdas the standard to which I want to
live my life. Or you knowwhat most people and myself included what we
all call the Bible. Why wouldI want to celebrate something that the Bible
condemns. It's the same idea asyou know. Well, I'm not gay,
but maybe I should go to aPride parade. Well, no,
I shouldn't because a Pride parade.Even if going to a Pride parade,
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you know, if I go toa Pride parade, that doesn't mean I'm
gay, but it still means I'mcelebrating everything that the Pride parade stands for.
So no, I wouldn't go tomy gay cousin's wedding, and luckily
I don't think i'll have because noneof my cousins are gay. Yeah,
Matthew, you want to chirp into be honest, my actually my cousin
is gay, and which I was. I wouldn't say I'm deeply offended,
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but I did not like it,right I say to him? I said,
I said listen, I don't believewhat you believe in. I don't
think gay marriage is right in myin my eyes, I was raised to
believe in the Bible and to believethat that is wrong. To be honest,
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like uh like, like you weresaying, if I went to his
wedding, if I if I wasinvited to his wedding, at least I
have the option to go to hiswedding. Yea, and I wouldn't go
because obviously I don't believe in gaymarriage, right. I believe in the
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biblical marriage. How it's between aman and a woman. That's it right
now, between a man and aman or a woman and a woman.
Yeah, I think. I thinkat the end of the day, when
this post is getting down to itreally comes down to the debate between niceness
and kindness, because you can beyou know, niceness would be inviting this
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person out of courtesy, you knowyou don't want to be rude, and
kindness is doing what's best for theother person. And what's best for the
other person is not necessarily to notinvite them to your wedding. But from
a secular mindset, you are beingkind to yourself by not inviting this person
to your wedding. And we candebate whether you should try and you know,
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make yourself feel good by not invitingsomeone to your wedding. That's a
whole nother debate. But from asecular mindset, this is really a debate
between do I not want to berude or do I want to stand up
for what I think will make mefeel better. Yeah, So, in
any case, do we have dowe have any other posts like that?
That was a pretty deep first one. I think the other ones are pretty
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Yeah, maybe we should we shouldjoke around more with the other ones because
a lot of these are stupid Andthat one actually wasn't that stupid? Yeah?
That one there takes a lot ofthought that went into that. And
yeah, I think I agree withyou. I wouldn't go to my gay
cousin's wedding either good or if Idid, I would probably protest if they
gave me the option. I've heardlike some weddings don't even do that anymore
because, like you know, howlike some they'll they'll always say, if
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anybody you know objects to this wedding, speak now or forever hold your piece.
I hear they don't even say that. Do that at a gay wedding
anymore, because someone will just standup. That's the only reason loud I
would go to a gay wedding.Yeah, to protesting anyway. Here's here's
another one. Here's another one.Am I the a hole? My my
brother was racist and I reacted badly. Okay, so we have no definition
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of racism? Well, I don'tknow. I don't know. That's like
the most bare bones like title ever. I don't know. Oh, this
is a long one. Oh boy, read it as fast as I can,
probably seventeen years together. Is Aboriginal? What does that mean? Ab
Aboriginal? It's a people group inAustralia, I believe. Oh okay,
I didn't know that. Sorry.My family has accepted him wholeheartedly in every
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other way except they make remarks abouthis ab originality because he looks too white?
Is not a real Aboriginal? Oris one of the good ones?
I call them out? What?What? All? Right? All this
makes no sense. You adopt someoneinto your family and then you criticize him
for being too white and not beinga good Aboriginal. Huh. I'm guessing
the family might be black? Whatisn't They're Australian. They are a tribal
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so essentially it's the Australian version ofNative Americans. Oh oh, okay,
okay, okay, gotcha? Yeahinteresting, Okay. Recently, our nieces
have been learning about Aboriginal culture asa part of school the school curriculum.
My bro's daughter asked Hubby for adigury too. He made her a small
dig that he plays. For hereighth birthday, she asked for a kangaroo
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skin. Hobby hand carved her tappingsticks and wrapped them in rue skin he
tanned. She asked if they couldjam on an upcoming campag trip. I
feel like I should be reading thisin an Australian accent because like they're using
Australian Coick, I can't talk ColickyJuilliam Zims. Go ahead, I don't
care. You can read it inAustralian. No, I'm not gonna that's
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gonna be too hard. During thetrip, Hobby was repairing niece's ditch.
My family were discussing how cool itis that they each local language and culture
at school. Now. Bro thenranted about how the school can teach his
daughter that crap, that crap,but when she gets home. He tells
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her it's all crap that we speakEnglish, that I cannot read this.
This is that we speak English,that he's sick of having culture shoved in
his face. He uses bad racialslurs, including the N word, the
kids or an earshot. Hobby wasnext to me before anyone else had the
chance to react. I blew up. It escalated so quickly in the way
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that siblings can't. I was embarrassedabout my family. My auntie joined in
the conversation, and it felt likeshe was taking my bro's side. I
tried to get him to empathize bysharing how Hubby's family were directly affected by
by Stolen Generation. Bro continued theracial slurs and said it that he is
entitled to his opinion. I wascrying and screaming at him that he was
(25:30):
an effing racist. He admitted thathe admitted that he was, and that
it was his running. He admittedhe was a racist. Wow, Okay,
stop right there. We don't needto here anymore. To be honest,
I do. I do have peoplein my family who are kind of
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racist. What do you mean bythat? Yeah? For example, my
awful you know a different alcohol hemakes black remx to me. You guys
met him, Yeah, I remember. Yeah, wild Bill is his name,
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not wild Bill, but Bill.That's what we call him. Yeah,
that's his nickname. He uh,he told he says uh A lot
of black jokes, which I'm notgoing to mention today. But it's making
a joke about like a race reallyracist though, that's the question. It
depends on the joke. I wouldsay no, like, it's not inherently
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racist. It might be offensive tocertain people who you are talking to.
But to be honest, if you'resick, if your sibling is being racist,
I just I want lash out likethat. I wouldn't do that.
No offense to whoever wrote that.To be honest, I know I've been
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saying that a lot, but it'sgood that you're honest. I like being
honest. I don't like racist people. They me neither, but they deeply
offend me. I've been called Ican I'm gonna say it, but anyway,
no, I should like saying thatI should lay down a bit,
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and you just say technical difficulties.Please stand by board right now, by
the way. Oh we are,yeah, yes we are. You didn't
realize I did not realize that Anyway, long story short, Matthew actually said
a racial story. Yes I didout because it's a family friendly This is
a family friendly podcast. Still,just to reminder, Matthews black, so
(27:38):
I don't cancel him. Yes,he's allowed to say it. But for
actually I'm called African American. Iwas deep Okay, I'm deeply offended.
No, this is this is abit of a hot take. But I
don't like the term African American doesn'tmake any sense because of two reasons.
Number one, not all black peopleare from Africa. I know that that's
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true. And number two, notall Africans are black, that's true.
Wait what I didn't know that ElonMusk Scott Scott literally Sky the Guy.
Yeah, he's not black, buthe's African, right, Yeah, he's
just like Sky the Guy, SkyButcher. He's also South African and he's
not black. He's as white asthey can call. You're saying Elon Musk
(28:21):
is from South Africa. Oh yeah, Elon Musk is from South Africa.
What he was he born there?I think? So? Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. If Elon Muskis technically African American, yet all
the libs still hate him because he'snot because he's a libertarian. He believes,
he believes in our right. Hedoesn't take either side, but he
(28:42):
takes the middle. So you youlike Elon. Libertarians just don't like government,
period. They just hate the government. He's very smart. He this
for example EOC If anybody doesn't knowwho they is, she's one of our
senators. Yeah, and she's fromNew York City. And she says,
(29:03):
oh, on Twitter, Oh ElonMusk, you can't do you can't say
that. You can't say that.And he says, well, I can
and pay eight dollars please. I'msaying what you just said. What did
he say? I don't know exactlywhat he said, but he yeah,
but he just it's bucks. Anyway, for listeners, that might have been
(29:26):
quite the topic change. It mighthave been quite because we were just talking
about Reddit posts and then we swappedimmediately. But like we were like laughing
for like eight minutes straight. Yeah, literally, so like it's been like
eight minutes since we were talking aboutReddit. If we has five million dollars,
we will send you what we werelaughing. We were laughing because something
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really really bad. It's not familyfriends. First time anyone ever said a
racial slur on our podcast. Iknow if any black people are They didn't
say a ra list serve, butthey said a different type of slury.
Yes, he said something, thisguy. A lot of people from the
south side, east side, Ido say the N word. I know
(30:11):
that. So are you from thesouth or east side. No, I'm
not because I'm not allowed. I'mallowed to say anything I wanted because I
have the first Oh heck yeah,yes, all right, Well do we
have any more credit posts? Ithink there was one more that I wanted
to read out. All right,you guys can keep talking while I try
(30:32):
to find it again. All right, to be honest the actually, I'm
not gonna say, to be honestagain, honestly, how did you Biden
is being in trouble for two things? They No, this is the He's
always in trouble with his father butnot with the public. But he's in
(30:56):
trouble for taxes ay and a gunpossession charge. If I I'm being black
got slapped with the possession charge,I probably would get twenty years or thirty
years or more. Were you justbeing an average American citizen who isn't Joe
Biden's son, right, Yes,Joe Biden gets. Of course, Hunter
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Biden's uh just a probation charge.Of course, he's white and he's a
president's son. No, No,he's fine. Of course, right,
that made me because Joe's involved.I guarantee you If Joe weren't involved,
which is what they're trying to convinceus of, then we wouldn't hear any
of this Biden hud Biden stuff.Our country was made for the people.
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We the people have the right toprotest, right we other people think January
sixth was, of course a insurrection. Of course. Oh here's This isn't
the one I was looking for.Sorry for interrupting, but this isn't the
one I was looking for. Butthis is funny, all right? Am
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I the ahole for yelling at mymom for always bad mouthing my English wife?
She thinks I should have married areal American even though my wife has
her citizens, real let American,A real American. Yeah, honestly,
that's just bad. I mean Idon't even know what he is a real
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American because like, is she talkingabout a native American? Because most people
who live in America right now wereoriginally from America. Yeah, Like,
like, first of all, whywould your mother be criticizing criticizing who you
marry. It's called being a motherin law. Yeah, yes, I
know it's called being a mother inlaw. But your mother shouldn't be saying
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who who? Yeah, I meanyour mother shouldn't Yeah, yeah, your
mother is the size if it's ifshe's a female, of course, and
you're a guy. She hasted likeher. Well where the mother in law
says something? Yeah, you know, honestly, half the posts on that
subreddit are probably fake. Just tobe honest, I mean, that's just
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read it in general. Yeah,take most of the stuff they talk about.
The funnier the posts are, themore likely they are to be fake.
I don't know. Sometimes I thinkyou can't real life is real life?
Isn't that interesting? I think Ithink the mom just doesn't like the
fact that he found a life wasnot born and raised in America, which
is silly because like, if youhave to go through the laborious process of
taking the US citizenship test, youknow a lot more about like American politics
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and the Constitution and history than anaverage American would. I've been saying this
for a long time. I thinkthat anybody who wants to vote should have
to pass the same citizenship tests wegive to migrants like my grandma, like
Migraines that are coming through the border. Right, they should be coming into
a legal process. Made people thinkit's wrong, but they don't. They
(33:55):
should realize we're all immigrants and inthe legal way. They, on the
other hand, are coming in illegallyright, bringing bringing things they shouldn't be
Like I might gotta mentioned it,of course, right, but things that
can harm someone. You won't mentionthe word cocaine. Well you you I
(34:16):
don't know my limits here, soyes, cocaine is fine here, Cocaine,
fetnol, all those things that looklike little M and m's that should
kill that will definitely kill you becauseit's not I know. I know someone
(34:37):
who actually I know two people whostruggled with suspense abuse h and they regret
ever doing it and they never didit again. What come I the a
hole for telling my son he haszero friends. Yes, that's simple.
(34:59):
You do not tell your child hehas zero friends. He's always he's already
telling himself that. I promise,seriously, if you say that to your
own son, that's sad and Iwould rather get slapped across the face by
my mother, than have her tellme that. Example, like my one
friend, she your mom tells youthe entire low tier God's speech, you
should kill yourself now if my momtold me that, then I probably would
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kill me. My one friend who'sactually black, he said that his mother.
He asked his mother if he wasa mama's boy, and she she
paused, and then he said somethingreally strange. He said, yeah,
I guess I am a mama's boy. And to be honest, it's not
it's fine to be a mama's boyor to be if if your mom says
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you have no friends, for example, it's very said. You shouldn't be
saying that. If you're a mother, or even a father, or you
and your brother, you shouldn't besaying that at all. Sure, and
of course Will is laughing at Danbecause he thinks it's funny. I'm reading
the posts. What if the persondoes have zero friends and their father needs
(36:10):
to tell them that, well,like called not like telling the truth and
love. You don't just say youhave no friends. You say, hey,
buddy, maybe we should try andyou know, yeah, he helps
them out. You should look alittle alonely, let let's go try to
find some friends for you. Likeyou don't just say you're zero friends,
you have zero life, You're aloser. You should kill yourself. No,
(36:31):
don't. They'll be the don't beHomer Simpson or the guy from the
Father from a modern Family. ModernI haven't seen Modern Family. That's hilarious.
You guys would laugh. You haven'tseen a big Simpsons saying, aren't
you Matthew? Yeah, I considermyself. I've heard Bart, oh,
Bart, my dad's Homer Simpson.Oh, I've heard. I've heard.
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The first ten seasons are really good, and it kind of falls off after
that. Really, it doesn't falloff. I think all of those seasons.
Well after that it became a littlemore political. They showed like like
like the Simpsons would be like democrats, not democrats like that. They said,
oh, homeless is Oh, Idon't want to be like that.
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That Uh Donald Trump and he hasa beer in his hand. He's sitting
on the couch and he lifts hisstomach to grab the beer, and his
wife says, oh, come on, just give me something for for wanting
in life, and then she walksaway, brings back a coaster and puts
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on his he lifts up, Shelifts up the beer and put on his
stomach and puts it down. Itkeeps on crying, and yeah, that's
pretty funny. My mom doesn't cry. Oh she does, but not to
be more specific, but she isMarge Simpson. I think all mothers are
technically Marge Simpsons. Yeah, notyour mom, but my mom. My
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mom is the best. Sounds likeyou. It sounds like your mom.
Your mom is pretty cool too.You also have the best mom. You
don't live with her, we bothhave. You don't live with her.
If you lived with her, youthink she don't don't. Don't. Don't
bad talk your mother. Yeah,that's we respect mothers and fathers on this
(38:22):
podcast. First of all, sheeven said it to her, to me,
she said, she said to methat she's crazy. M Well,
you know, Matthew, it soundslike you have a lot of pent up
aggression. And we'll we get tothat in the Yes I do. Okay,
So we're gonna get to the nextsegment where Matthew tells us what's wrong
with all of his friends in asecond. But first we have one more
post from it. I found onemore post that you know. The title
(38:44):
just caught my eye. Am Ithe a whole for throwing a dino party
for my adult boyfriend? No?No, Well I'm going to read the
post here though, because like,what what would lead you to believe that
throwing a dinosaur birthday party for yourboyfriend and would make you an a hole?
Like if if I had a girlfriendand she threw me a dino birthday
(39:05):
party, I'd proposed to her onthe spot. Yeah, if I would
there, if my girlfriend did there, I would, I don't say thank
you, and I give her abig, huge diamond ring, probably preferably.
I guess it would kind of dependon whether she invited all my friends.
(39:27):
Let's be embarrassing. Let's let's readthe post. My twenty year old
boyfriend has my twenty year old No, my twenty five year old boyfriend,
sorry or doing the run thing.Has always been very interested in dinosaurs and
pretty much anything related to them.He told me a few months ago that
he really wanted a dinosaur themed birthdayparty when he was a child, but
his parents didn't let him. Lparents. L parents, he talked to
(39:50):
them. He talked about how hewent to a dinosaur party when he was
aidish and how jealous. He wasso For his twenty fifth birthday, I
threw him a Dino party, JurassicPark soundtrack, Din Okay, fossil cookies,
Dino balloons, Dino balloons, themeddrinks, excavating tiny bottles of booze,
a t rexpinata. You get theidea. I invited our plus his
friends and let them know that itmight be a silly, childish, but
(40:13):
it was my idea based on hisstory. Everybody seemed to have a good
time, getting pretty drunk, eatinga lot of snacks. My boyfriend was
smiling the whole night and told methat night that he loved that I did
that for him, and he hada great time. A fast forward a
few days. Apparently some of hisfriends thought it was stupid and childish and
told him so. Slash made frontof him. When he came home that
(40:34):
day. He told me that Iwas out of line for throwing him such
a childish party and that I shouldhave just thrown a normal party and or
ask explicit permission. He's upset withme for making him look stupid. TLDR
boyfriend told me he always wanted todino party. I threw him one.
He loved it. His friends madefun of him, and now he's angry
at me. Okay, okay,okay. Person in this story who is
not the jerk as the person whothrow through the dino party, Yeah,
(40:57):
she's not an able at all.She's literally all all his The real a
holes are his friends who were makingfun of him. They're cringed. All
his friends came over, had agreat time, and he was having a
great time. According that, it'schild as you know, you know,
if you have friends like that,they shouldn't be your friends. Yeah,
exactly. And I mean he isa bit of an idiot too, because
(41:19):
he's like, you know, persecutinghis girlfriend for planning a party that he
had fun at. Yeah, firstof all, like don't let your friends
spending over for his friends. Imean, I guess, I guess just
because it's his girlfriend, I wouldsay, like, well, maybe sometimes
your friend. Like if it washis wife, I would say, he's
totally in the wrong. Since it'shis girlfriend, it's like, well it's
not quite the same dynamic, butdisagree. You know, you don't know
if she's the one, but ifshe is, don't be saying that to
(41:45):
you. Don't be She's she spenther hard earned money for for what your
birthday. No, you told herthat you you technically wanted it when you
were a kid, so she's thoughtof you. Right, So it's such
a generous thing to do, andit's that's a sweet you do. Yeah,
Like, it's pretty clear cut storyhere. Yeah, you are not
the ahole. His friends are theale and he's also the a hole in
(42:07):
this situation. Right, all right, We're going to have fun in the
next segment, but until then,listen to this music. Hello, welcome
back to w RISK podcast. Thissegment, we're going to have our dear
(42:30):
friend Matthew be telling us what iswrong with us and what personal grudges he
has against us. We're going totry and resolve them in a bit of
a therapy session. So Matthew,take it away like the NF album go
around the Table. Oh and letme take my torture? Are you upon
you? Oh boy? For thoseof you out of the loop, Matthew
(42:51):
and Isaac have quite a history ofwe have known each other grudges, you
know, you know, you know, go backstabs, all kinds of fake
grudges. Right, Matthew, Ihold nothing against you, really, and
I hope you don't hold anything againstme, but we still like to joke
around. Yes we do, sowe do well to be honest. First,
(43:13):
I'm gonna go with Nick. Whocould have anything against Nick? His
baby face is just his mustache.What he grows his mustache is deeply offending
to me? Who can? Whocan grow a mustache and a beard?
But you don't have one? Where'syour beard? Start by carrying in the
(43:37):
next up. The reason why Idon't have a beard and mustache is because
the law of the land in myhouse, me my parents' house, is
that I can't have one until eighteenyears old, which is, by the
way, a month from now.Happy early birthday, Thank you, thank
(43:58):
you. And also, don't don'tcall my brother Ugly's call him, you
said quickly for any of you wondering, Nick is not ugly. I am
the most handsome person. You seehis hair on the most as they can
do. The girls line up forme. Why the girls prove it?
(44:21):
Not city girls, not city girls, country girls. Oh and they're more
prettier than city girls. No offense, not last offense. The girls from
rodeos I went to, For example, recently, I went to a rodeo.
There were so many hot girls.It was unbelievable. My my hair
was about to pop off. Ididn't show it to my mother, of
(44:44):
course, what hair. My hairwas about to fall off because because there
were so many hot country but therewas You said it was at a rate
rodeo. Yes, I guarantee you. They were all horse girls and they're
all getting married to their horses.No, that's how it goes at radio.
No, they don't. They trustme, they don't. Wait.
Well, well, tell us moreabout your experiences with women, give us
(45:06):
some dating advice. Yeah. Well, to be honest, I'm gonna go
with it. First. Before Iget to that, I'm gonna get to
William. Oh, what's wrong withme? Please tell me? Yes,
well, he's taller than me,which deeply offends me. It doesn't,
let's go deeply offend me, butit just so, you're deeply offended at
(45:28):
God for giving him more. No, I am not I am small.
I'm am like I'm like a version, a younger version of Kevin Hart with
a less profits. There's no wayyou're smaller than Kevin Hart. Dude's like
four inches tall. He's not fourinches, he's like four five four or
(45:50):
something like that. Yeah, he'sshort, like if he stands next to
a tall girl, it's deeply offending. I mean deep play offensive to you.
Deeply offending, I mean embarrassing.I mean he I get it's Eugene's
but them going to William, Imean, Isaac, what is wrong with
(46:14):
me? There's gonna be a longlist of Oh, this is gonna be
a long fun You and I haveknown each other the longest, or at
least let me start first of all, let me start with this story.
I know what he's gonna tell.First. There was this girl. I'd
be listening to this. By theway, I don't care. To be
(46:35):
honest, I didn't like her.Yes, I did like her really much.
Matthew like this girl. Of course, it's a guy things, a
guy thing to be to like girlsI can relate, for example, like
he We were in church one dayand I said, huh, man,
this girl's kind of pretty. Bythe way. She was blond, blue
(46:59):
eyes, tall, and she uhshe was beautiful. She was gorgeous,
but not not like Taylor Swift.Gorgeous but liked gorgeous. Oh okay,
okay, but isn't She's not blondehaired or blue eye. I'm okay,
(47:22):
I got you, okay, gotcha, which they are both my type,
but still, oh you know,they're like twenty thirty years older than me
almost. But anyways, I said, I definitely like this going. He
says, you know, you knowshe has a boyfriend. That's yeah,
(47:45):
I can take him. I can, I can knockamize. And I did
agree with you. I did agreewith you. You probably could, yeah,
because he was tall and skinny.I've not seen the boyfriend, so
I don't know, but you probablycould. You did boxing at one point,
right, yeah, I still know, yeah, so you probably Oh
really, yeah, that's cool ifyou mixed those two together. It's m
(48:06):
m a m h. Anyways saying, I said, I don't, please,
don't tell her, so I madehe promised, So I did not
ever promise not to tell her.Okay, But then a couple of weeks
later, SI, I wonder ifshe likes me? He said, well,
you know I did tell he didn't. No, he didn't. Well,
(48:27):
of course he did not mention youby name or show a photo.
You didn't mention me, And yousaid, oh my goodness, did you
made me go through that whole odealthat whole ideal to deal with that?
Well, anyway, Matthew was nowsore at me for a long time.
Bro, I had to hear everyweek at church about how Isaac backstabbed him,
(48:52):
call him a backstabber, and Iwas so confused, and I had
to get all my information through Isaacsaid of this Dolory, Actually I have
not two things in my back rightnow, a backstab and a nine million
meter bullet coming from Isaac. Oh, yes, I do no guns.
(49:14):
What where's the bullet from Bretta andat glock nineteen with with a silencer and
a site? Is that all that'swrong with me? No? Okay,
because I was like, I waswondering when you were going to get to
the part about me beating you inarm wrestling two thirds of the times?
(49:34):
First of all, even though you'reyounger than me by two years, right
some something like that. I don'tknow. Yeah, so how old are
you right now? Oh? Yeah, I'm two years older than the almost
almost almost three? All right?Well, yeah, like there was this
(49:57):
other girl to be exact well Canadaone friends. I'm not sure yet but
it could be, could be inthe future of relationship. But I'm not
sure exactly whoever snitches on me.I will, you're saying, I know
(50:17):
I will. My friendship will beover. Our friendship will be over.
Like, just don't say her name, you'll be fine. Yes, I'm
not gonna say her name. Butshe did flirt with me more than once
one time. One time is thatshe might like you twice maybe, but
(50:43):
over three times. Yes, shedefinitely likes she's She's specifically asked if I
was dating anyone at the time.Of course, like if if I was
gonna be saying something really funny,I was gonna say, yeah, I'm
gonna be dating Joe Biden. ButI didn't say that before. It's most
(51:05):
out of pocket answers questions. ButI said, no, I'm not dating
anyone, I said. I wouldhave if I had the guts, I
would have said, yeah, Iwant to date you. But of course
I don't have any guts right nowbecause of isaaid, because he hell,
your guts. No, he pulledhim out out with the with the backstabbing
(51:30):
knife. He didn't, Oh,okay, I got you. So first
he shot you in the back andthen he backstabbed you and used it to
rip out your guts. Yeah,that's what we didn't flir a couple of
times. But well, Matthew,I would like to, in the presence
of everyone listening to this podcast,wish you luck in that endeavor to promise
to be your sideman whenever you needone, I mean, my wingman or
(51:51):
whatever. Good luck, Matthew.And I'd also like to say that I
mean no harm to you. That'swhat she said. That was a good
one. That that was a goodone. All right then, alright,
alright, well, Matthew, Ithink we're about at our time for the
(52:15):
podcast here. Do you have anythingyou would like to end it with?
Yes, if you need three things. If you need a professional attorney for
women who are going against you forany recent I'm the man. If you
are a Democrat voting for Joe Biden, please realize he's very corrupt and he
(52:38):
will be destroying the country for therest of his term. And three,
Isaac is one of the best friendsI have all thet but best even though
he's awesome my wingman too, Loveyou, bro. All right, do
(53:00):
you have anything else you want tosay? You've been pretty quiet, but
that's generally your personality, so I'mnot concerned. Yeah, No, I
have nothing. You don't have anything. What tell us tell us about tell
us about Narto. Tell us somethingabout Narto. Absolutely not. The animey
is satanic? Oh you want togo there? No, not really watch
(53:23):
what you want, I guess,but I don't like animey. Man in
black, that's what they call you. What. What's your favorite movie of
all time? Nick end off withthat? Uh, I don't know.
There's there's a lot of movie.But it's your favorite video game of all
time? Ri and the Blind Forestor RI in The Will of the Whisps.
(53:43):
Good choice. I choose Great Gamestwo GTA five. You know it's
violent and all. Isn't there theRip Club in that game? Yes?
There is, don't I haven't gonethere, but but I've also played h
(54:04):
and Tom Clancy's Rainbow sixth Siege,No Black Black, before Black Point,
whether it's okay, the new one? Interesting? I've not heard of that
one. Break Point, yes,boy, break Point? Oh yeah,
yeah? I think alright, Ithink I know relatively what you're talking about.
HM. Well, thanks for comingon the podcast, Matthew, and
(54:25):
uh for any of you listeners outthere. I want to insert a cover
of a certain song that I madeabout me wanting to be the president.
It's called American President. I alteredthe lyrics, recorded, re recorded the
drum track. My voice sucks,I know, but the lyrics are meant
to be a joke, so it'sfine. Please comment below if you would
(54:45):
vote for me for president and that'llcomment below if you'd vote for me for
president or me I'll be I wouldn'tbe like Obama or Nick. What's of
the four people here would you voteto be president? That's right? Most
likely me? Oh? Maybe,big words, I mean maybe, I
mean maybe personally I'd vote for Nick. I think he would do the best
job. I'm too quiet for that. Yeah, that's good. That's a
(55:07):
good thing. Next, that's agood thing. Anyway. That's what we'll
leave it for the Wits podcast today. Enjoy this cover of American Idiot by
green Day and Will and I willbe back next time, with or without
a guest. We'll find out.We'll see, we will see. I
(55:31):
want to be the American President.It's time to make Joe Biden and a
resident our nations in quiet, Ipredicament inflations of thanks to the government to
(55:52):
a new kind of nation underneath bythe administration where the man to your pay
TV. They shouldn't hate duc occasions. You'll jake fus good to getting Mashine
and know we could get a taxto shine a new election is a comment.
(56:23):
The guitars of doom be a strummer, all the Transaba delusions. The
Democrats by an ulsion was a twohundrew a Pindi nation underneath by the Hunt
(56:43):
administration, man's nothing the man tobe your pay TV. They shouldn't hate
voc occasions. You'll jake fuck goodto getting Mashine and know we could get
a tax to shine Americans adoring American. So we'll see in dorsays the Vatican,
(57:38):
Russ's winning the war in Ukraine underBiden's being hind double book welcome two
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station hate the occasion del jay kudto canning Mashine and the we get back to John
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