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Episode Transcript

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People of all different ethnicities. Itis William One. Well no I didn't
say that. He said that,not me. It is our who you
are. Yeah, okay, itis our joy and privilege to welcome you
back to w RITZ Podcast. Uhlook, here's the deal, folks,

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we don't know where this podcast isgoing to be entirely honest with. This
is going to be a shorter one, like a little little mini episode.
I want to really call it afull episode, not a full podcast.
We tried to get a guest on, a certain guest on you know who
you are, you know, youknow who we're talking about, but he
is since unavailable, so we don'tknow what to do now. So we're

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just gonna see where this goes.You know it'll be it'll be much shorter
than our other ones. But youknow what, at least you still get
to hear our beautiful voices, youget some you get some content, and
if you're not happy listening to justthe w Ritz Podcast, if you need
a little bit more to fill yourbrain with, if you need a little
bit more audio listening material, wedo have a recommendation for you, don't

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we will we do, indeed,So here's the deal. Folks, the
official podcast hosted by Moist Critical.Should all check it out on Spotify,
on YouTube. Shut up, Ihate you. Wow, that was that
was a very crucial just kidding,I love you, bro. We're actually
here to advertise my new podcast,which is available. It's available on app,

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podcasts, YouTube, Spotify, allthose places. Well, we'll list
all the links in the description.Um, but it's called Zilboer it is.
It is Isaac's sole project, hissole passion project where I'm not involved
at all, and he's just gotfull range of whatever he wants to say.
It's true. Will and I agreedthat because we both have we both

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enjoy talking on the w RITZ podcastobviously, but we have slightly different,
you know, things that we wantto emphasize. We kind of agreed that
we would branch off and you know, have a political podcast that I would
host that's kind of associated with aw RITZ podcast. It's not like but
it's still a different podcast. Yeah, it's like that way. It's not
like Isaac's talking about politics and mebeing just like yeah, yeah, yes,

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that's bad. Yeahah, not beingmindless and because like like it's not
that I don't it's not that Idislike politics. It's just that I'm not
passionate about it. Like, yeah, most things that like I would have
to say about politics have already beensaid, so right, not really my
cup of tea to talk about.But you know, Isaac, he sure

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loves talking about his politics, andI think and you know, you know,
first episode at the time of thishearing, and that at the time
that you're hearing this is up rightnow. So just you know, google
Zilbauer z I lb h o uR. We will also link the channel
in the description of course, ofcourse, and find it down there.
That's not to say that we'll nevertalk about politics here, but we really

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want this to be more of ourinformal podcasts where we just talk about stuff
that interests both of us. Yeah, any random thing we've come across or
random weird, obscure topic that oneof us discovered and is really passionate about,
that'll be talked about here. Youknow. If that has some you
know, something to do with politics, something politically related, and we really

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talk about it, then I'll talkabout it on here. But like for
most of your political needs, yougo to the Zillo Baer. That's an
order, not a suggestion to suggestion, you have to go there, go
and subscribe. Now, subscribe rightnow. If I don't make me feel
better about myself. If this videogoes up and the subscriber count on his
channel does not go up, I'mgonna have some very very mean words to

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say to people. We will callout every one of our subscribers. I
might even call you a poopy headlike you don't want some nice homeschooler insults.
Yes, now, just kidding,folks. You're it's of course your
phone free will to subscribe. Butif you like politics, and if you
like me, or if you likeone or the other, which I would
guess you would probably only like politics. But you know, if by some
some reasoning you like both, thendefinitely go check out Zilbauer. And even

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if you don't really like both,maybe Ziebauer will be the reason why you
start to like both. So we'llsee. I guess I'm doing a little
bit of a shameless plug myself.Either way, just be sure to check
it out whether and you know,if you don't like it, then don't
watch it. If you do likeit, then continue to watch it.
You're still a free American, soit's right. It's right. It's not
a government run podcast, so youhave a choice whether or not to listen

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to it. All, right,will we have some headlines to get till
to day. Yeah, we havesome interesting headlines, but we want to
discuss shortly. We don't give youa little bit more contact. These are
just than just a little These arejust saying some like some news stories that
may have flown under the radar thisweek. Like you know, obviously we
were very hard to uncover these.Like you won't see the Daily Wire or
CNN or Fox News talking about theseat all. Yeah, I mean you

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might, you might find them somewhere, but like they're definitely not promoted because
you know, the government doesn't wantyou to know about these it's very important
topics. No, they're really justkind of out of pocket time topics that
you know, we came across onour various weird little news channels. We
wanted to share them with you becausewe didn't really know what to do for
the episode today, so we justthought we might as well let you know
what's going on in the world thatyou might not necessarily see news in.

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Yes, you're getting your news hereon the warts podcast. All right,
I want to lead us off wellinterestingly enough, so we all know that
YouTube has kind of had some problemswith censorship for a while now, especially
those of us who might be alittle more conservative. YouTube has actually decided
to no longer police misinformation because they'reactually facing staffing shortages. If you've noticed

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some glitches with the platform lately,I know I have, that's just because
they're actually they're actually having trouble hiringpeople at the moment, just because of
the way the economy is. Thereare other employers offering better rates. There
other startups and technology companies like youknow, smaller stuff like I think it's
Rumble and all that that. Um, they're smaller, so they can,

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you know, they need some help. And there are people who really don't
like YouTube, who have been workingat YouTube who would rather go over to
Rummel. Now. So YouTube iskind of for the moment saying okay,
we can't police this misinformation stuff,so that for now we have to put
our people where they need to be, which is making sure that the platform
still runs properly. That means youcan talk about whatever you want. So
everybody listening, go make a videothat's very offensive, very offensive. Like,

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think of the most offensive thing youcould say and say it right now.
Heck, call a biological man abiological man. Yeah, like say
any any controversial thing, any anythingthat's been Like the government doesn't want you
to say, say it because YouTubewon't do anything about it, and you'll
be perfectly fine. And I mean, hey, if this is like,
I hope this goes on right,Like, I hope YouTube maybe doesn't have

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enough people to start policing misinformation again, because when the policing starts, the
censoring starts. And you know,I'm not a fan of censorship. I
don't like it. You just justalways watch out for misinformation, like it's
spread a lot. Yeah, Imean, but like the government shouldn't be
the one to or exact YouTube whateveryou should. It should be up to
you, the list. You're responsibleto figure out whether or not the information

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you're hearing right now is true.That's right, although you can always trust
us the podcast always. Anyway.Let me let me see what else we
got here on the headline. Oh, I'm sure you have all heard about
the war in France. Yeah,with all the rioters, it actually started
into like a real civil war overthere. Yeah, like second French Revolution.

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It's crazy. Well, like Ihave some breaking news as of two
minutes ago, we just found outthat the US is deploying Freddie faz Bear
in the fight. This was literallylike an answer to prayer for us because
we didn't know what to talk about. And then we saw it on the
headlines exactly, well like not evenon the headlines, like we saw it
on like the government covernment, thesecret government site that we gained access to

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access to. But yeah, they'redeploying Freddie Fazzbar in the fight. And
I don't know whose side he's fightingon, but he's he's sure there you
said the US. There is footagethere is what did US then carrying him
in a helicopter and like deploying him. The US did deploy him, so
he's hopefully fighting for the US,right, yes, yeah, I don't

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know whose side the US is onin this civil war here, but well,
oh us, what are the twosides in the French civil war?
Again? Like I don't know.I think it's the mcrown people who want
to raise the retirement age. Likethat's what this is all about, right,
the retirement age. Yeah, theyraised his retirement age and that's why
all the French people are riding.Okay, that's interesting. I didn't know
that. I think what really happenedis all the French people just got drunken

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wine and took it a little toofar. Maybe, yeah, that seems
like a very like niche thing tolike riot over Yeah. Or maybe they're
just mad that, like all thefood in Europe sucks. It's fine.
I saw himme the other day.It was like, now that I've been
in your or England, I understandwhy Gordon Ramsey is always so freaking mad.

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And I was. And then thecommentary was like, yeah, the
taste of England's food and the beautyof their women made the British the best
sailers the world that's ever seen.I know, I know, And like,
I don't know, start the Britishperson who you just pissed off right
now? Yeah. I have talkedto some people who have went to um
Europe and they have said that,like, the food over there is a
lot less salty and sugary. Isthat necessarily a bad It's not a bad

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thing, but it's a whole lotless tasting. It depends. I'm like,
who you ask, I mean true, like sugar is really bad for
you, and salt is also badfor you in high dosages. I mean,
as long as you're drinking enough water, you'll be fine. It's true.
Which, by the way, folksgonna do a little advertising here,
well advertising if you're not a sparklingwater person. If you don't like the
taste of static in your mouth.I was with you once. I was

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with you once. I didn't likeit either. But recently I've really gotten
to like the Wegman's brand of Seltzer's. They're actually pretty good. Yeah.
I tried one of them, wasthat, the Ginger ale One, The
ginger ale One. It's pretty good. Yeah. And I could actually taste
the ginger I know, and Iwould. I was so surprised. It's

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not like Wegman's is haying us todo this, by the way, but
I would definitely recommend the mix,the mixed berry and the um vanilla,
the black cherry vanilla flavored. Theblack cherry vanilla is easily the smoothest tasting
cells D I've ever had. It'svery good, really all right, I
love it good. I gotta getmore. I just I just bought like
a little thing of it, justto try it out, and now I

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gotta get more. But oh,perfect, I can't drive yet. So
what's the next headline there? Oh? Yes, sorry, we gotta get
back to our headlines. Here,door off on salts or water because I'm
thirsty. Oh, let's see.Uh. Tom Holland has died, no,
which I tragic. I gotta behonest. I was never much of
a fan of like the whole SpiderMan thing. I'm just not much of

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a movie person. I am somuch about you. I am a little
bit sad about Tom Holland dying thoughapparently he died after he was doing a
movie stunt where he couldn't jump highenough over a bonfire because he's like a
little shorter, so he can't hislegs are as long, he can't jump
as far, and he basically landedon the water, like you know,

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it's like a big street and there'sa fire scene and the firemen were putting
out the fire, right and hewas jumping over the fire and he slipped
on the water that was on theground that they were using to put up
the fire. And unfortunately he diedof lingering symptoms of long COVID that he
thought he didn't have anymore, butit turns out that under stressful situations like

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acting in a movie, they willflare up. And basically his body was
producing more mucus than he could getout at that point, so he basically
just couldn't breathe dying. That sucks. Yea. His life was as short
as his stature, so Tom Holland, but not a long one because he

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was short. Um, I willsay that I will not miss girls who
love Tom Holland like more than theirdad. I don't know. I feel
like this is just gonna make itworse. Okay, true, Yeah,
I died in Trell. Those Instagramstories, I don't even want to look
at it right now. Man,I just can't stand there. You I'm

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honestly probably more sad about all thoseInstagram stories than I am Tom dying.
Wow. Anyway, let's see what'swhat's our next headline? A man in
Missouri three sixteen sniped a dozen dogsafter forgetting he was using a real gun
in Fortnite at a dog at adog park. So basically I think what

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happened here is like, you knowhow Apple released the virtual reality glasses?
Yeah, yeah, he's playing Fortnitein those and of course he's what state
was he from again? Missouri?Okay, so everybody owns a gun in
Missouri. Right. Of course,he was probably just playing Fortnite while his
dog was at the dog park,and he forgot accidentally grabbed his real gun.
Rather than like he probably accidally grabbedmy gun, I think he probably

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actually gonnaly grabbed the A K fortyseven he brings with him everywhere and just
started shooting up the dogs. Um, And really, I don't quite know
if I like what this means forsociety, Like, are we really going
to start having people wearing vard glassesgoing around everywhere shooting people because they think
they're in Fortnite? Like I guessthat's coming out of this, I guess.

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So. I mean, I justineall those twelve year olds just roaming
around the world. I mean,at least at least they're outside true from
before, true, but they haveglasses glued to their face. And if
they live in like Texas, rememberthe times when we weren't supposed to be
sitting that close to the screen andnow we're just putting it right up next
to our eyes. Yeah, haveyou ever read like the warnings on the

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like Xbox games or whatever, whereit's like, let's play on the smallest
screen possible, as far away fromit as possible. Yeah, and none
of it was small screen, butlike there was like always stay like six
feet away from the yeah, somethinglike that. Whatever. And now it's
just like, yeah, don't evenstay six inches away from the screen that
scluded your face exactly. Yeah.Really tragic. Yeah, anyway, and

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this is something that just came inright now, Isaac, you want to
lead in, Yeah, breaking news. We did. I literally just got
a notification on it on my phone, like I get um notifications from Apple
News about stuff. Um. Soyou know those wildfires in Canada? Yeah,
um, big mystery over how theystarted, I know. Um,
but we don't have to wonder anymore, believe it or not. Really,

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Yes, um it was a youtuberaloh, of course it was a YouTuber.
According to Canada wildfire news dot org, a YouTuber in Canada has been
arrested for starting the wildfires. Hereportedly said when the police arrested him,
It's just a prank. Wow,I mean, are you really surprised?
Though? Did the fire just forclout, just for views? Actually?

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The video is up on his YouTubechannel. They're planning on using it at
his trial. Wow, he's he'ssome kind of mister Beast copycat. Mister
Beast would never do anything like that. His name is, his name is
mister Bleast, Mister Bleast, MisterBleast, mister Bleast. Wow, and
names like I've heard about, likemister Yeast and mister Feast. Yeah,

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and mister I don't know, misterI don't know. Yeah, Like there
are so many weird mister Beast copycatchannels out there, but mister Bleast is
just he's just the worst possible namefor mister Beast copycat. I heard he
was given out like money, butit was like counterfeit money and he was

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just pretending to do it for theviews. Yeah, and uh yeah he
has to. He basically doesn't reallystay in one place for very long because
everybody starts to hate him. Fromwhat I've read, um, i'd hit
him too, apparently, though,once he gets done serving about the fifteen
years he's expected to serve in jail, he's going to have to serve about

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thirty five years of community service workingat pay free for Darmian, Oh,
pay free for Darman Wow, whata making those videos about you know,
morality and all that. Yeah,exactly, I wouldn't want that job.
I gotta be honest. Goodness,that's that's worse than going to prison.
I know, like thirty five yearsof that imagine five years yeah, goodness,

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no pay and acting in those videos? Right wow, Um, let's
see. I almost feel bad forhim, But then I remember he started
wildfires man, and he was mosteven worse. He's a mister Peter buff
like mister the worst crime I couldthink of. I know. That's it's
it's a bad internet crime for sure. It goes you know, it has

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a lot of there's a lot ofvictims. Uh well, there is one
more headline I want to get totonight or today essentially, so you know,
like the Canada Dry Ginger ail mhmum, the l O G I
a U. League of Gingers inAmerica have decided to bring a class action

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lawsuit against Canada Dry Ginger allow forfeaturing the word ginger in their advertising and
in their bottles without paying anything tothe Gingers. Such snowflakes as gingers,
they just know they're not snowflakes.They're fiery hot man. No, they
as soon as you like, assoon as you say anything remotely offensive to

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them, they get all they getall up in arms. That's true,
Gingers being oppressed for centuries. Andlike I might, I might, guy,
you guys have red hair. Youropinion doesn't matter, I know,
like, shut up, I might. I might have some family members if
this is going to get overturned inart beat, like nobody's gonna listen to
these more. Oh, it's literallygonna go up to the Supreme Court.

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And I don't really, I don'tthink anybody. Oh no, Amy,
Amy Coney Barrett is a Ginger.I think. So it's basically gonna be
a five one decision, Like she'sthe only person who's gonna get the Supreme
Court. Let that happen. See, this is how I know the Roman
is corrupt, because there's no waya Ginger should be able to make it
that far. I know, Like, what the heck isn't that insane?

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I do have a lot of peopleI know who get mad at me for
this episode of like, you know, saying bad stuff about Gingers. But
y'all deserve it, yeah, honestly, especially if you're just gonna suit Canada
dry Ginger Ale for using the wordginger literally the best. It's literally what
you call ginger ale. Yeah,it is the best. It does beat
out does, beat out sweeps,and we'll say that, but you know,

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I think that, honestly, thebest drink is the weg Men's seltz
or water. Dude, I'm justbeing paid to say that. Yeah,
I know, I got it.I'm just copying all the professional podcasters out
there who make a lot of moneyoff of, you know, doing flawless
transitions into brand ads one day forus, one day, one day,
We're gonna make it big. Yep. Yeah, almost as big as mister

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Bleast hopefully. Well, folks,um, sorry about the shortened podcast today,
you know. Yeah, no,we just didn't have a whole lot
to say this time. We kindof life's life's been busy a lot of
people, so it's been hard toget together and you don't have a good
traditional podcast in a while. Butdon't worry, we'll get back to it

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someday. Yeah, maybe next week. I don't know. Isaac might be
gone next week, but we'll haveto figure it out. See I might,
I might be here, so butjust say, you know, no
matter how long it takes, it'llbe worth it. That's right, that's
right, And until then you shouldlisten to Zillbauer and always watch out for
misinformation online. Yes, yes,it's a big problem. Indeed, all

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right, beautiful and not so beautifulpeople, and gingers H and all you
other people who are listening to this, and I'll get another individual beings so
long, we love you very much.