September 10, 2025 • 56 mins
The guys chat about announcer voice, back load shopping, and yo-yos.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What how Hey, Welcome, Welcome, Welcome to Water Cooler Episode
(00:22):
five hundred oh also known as sixty nine plus sixty
nine plus sixty nine plus sixty nine plus sixty nine
plus sixty nine plus sixty nine plus seventeen. So it's
not a banger, Kaylen couldn't make it.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
That's not entirely accurate.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
But you know how the show goes, Ahi, Chris Lacksamona
kick in with my Corolla digital buds of yesteryear with
me today, all the way, all the way in Austin, Texas,
it's Matt Fondelier a brother, Hey Matt. And then all
the way in No Hollywood, California, it's Mike Dawson. I
(01:17):
should do like UFC fights like coming from all the way,
you know you gotta go to your own oh Rich County.
That is the worst freeze buffer I've ever heard.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I will tell you, California. I will tell you that
they uh, they like uh. The only way you get
it is by offering something different, and that's different.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Imagine Mike just coming down in the middle of that doctor.
You gotta stand out, Are you ready to go? You?
All the way in Old Rich County, it's Gary Smith,
You're just pumped.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I feel like I want a boo, but not at Gary.
You know it's confusing to.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Fight now, aren't you ready? Aren't you ready to? Is
it in your body just pumping in? No, that's estrogen
you're feeling, well said, yeah, Klen couldn't make it. He's
uploading a video right now. His internet just went down.
(02:21):
I don't know what happened. He was here before the
MIC's turned on, and then well he was.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Going, I'm having a really hard time hearing everybody. Is
everyone's connection good? We're like, yeah, we're all good. Do
you think it's because I'm uploading a video right now?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yes? Yes, one hundred percent.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
That's why one And I was like, I can't even
understand the words you guys are saying.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Do you think it's because of the video?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
And then I finally give my thumbs up on the
screen and he was like, oh, okay, I'll come back
when they'llupload.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
You think I'm uploading this eight K video? Yeah? He
was twenty one gigs, I think do it? So that
was three fifty So yeah, so I imagine can't We'll
will join once the.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
It wasn't fifty, but Matt we don't know when you
started it, so that gives us no frame of reference.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Isn't that one of the best tension grabbers in movies,
Like when you just see the upload speed, Like they
stuck their flash drive in and the guys are about
to come in. We got to get the stuff in.
You you see the loading bar and it gets stuck
at like eighty eight. They're like, oh my god. And
then the doors, the handles just jiggling. They're coming in,
(03:29):
and then you just see it go and there's like, oh,
sigh of relief. Grab the flash drive. They don't even
eject it the correct way, they just pull it out.
I mean, you could corrupt the drive. I it just
you went through all that trouble and you're gonna go
home with a chance of a corrupted drive. Not the best,
not the best way to do it, I think. But
they're getting these important files and they take it back
to their layer. And then they did that they take
(03:51):
over the bad guys, I mean the world because they're
the bad guys. I'm talking about the bad guys.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yeah, I watched it The Mission Impossible, the latest one,
and yeah, it's losing its tenseness.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Don't get me started on that that's the biggest that
might might be the biggest plot hole in that movie.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, Mission Impossible, Yes, yeah, m hmm.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
It was like the airplane though, pretty good, pretty good
on that airplane.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Hell, the airplane was fine.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
I was like, I was kind of freaking out. He
could fucking fall.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Dude, this is not cool.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
You guys are gonna kill Tom Cruise and then he's
going to go to Tom Cruise production. Did you notice
that this whole thing was like the movie was propaganda
Tom Cruise is a god and at the beginning it's
like Tom Cruise presents Tom Cruise in.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
All right, Well Kayleen, Calen just came right in time
for submission impossible talk. But let me introduce SU's here
right now, coming from all in Lo Beach, California.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
It's what's going on, guys. I do apologize for that
what transpired before I was able to come on.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I love how you heard being coy about it. We
told everybody what happened, like we Yeah, that's all we've
been talking about. Is what's been going on with you?
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Yeah, it's been it's been a stressful day.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Oh thanks for joining us, buddy, Yeah, buddy, Yeah, yeah,
no problem.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Well, let's see how you react to this, Kailan. This
is episode five hundred. Wow, dude, that's more than I told.
I told Gary that last week. I said, Hey, our
next episode is gonna be episode five hundred. And then
Gary's like, yeah, call me when we're at sixty nine
(05:44):
or six ninety six. Well to call me at six yeah,
six ninety the ten banger. He's like you said, and
he's like, you said, episode five hundred. I said yeah,
and then Gary threw up.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Look, it's five hundred is a big number, like five
hundred Days of Summer was a movie, right, sure, and
then the Proclaimers would walk five hundred miles.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
They actually would walk five hundred more.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
And that's we're a long way from that, man, Yeah,
we're long We gotta do.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
This has been a quite a road. It's true. Five
hundred is well, it's look, most people would think five
hundred is a significant number. And that's that is why
I have written down the top five hundred moments of
the water Cooler. So I will episode I mean this
(06:37):
episode number five five, number five hundred, and we have
a sound effect for each one here, just kidding. Episode
number number five hundred was the episode where Kaelin had
us flick Grass well chosen definitely, we had a guest,
so that was definitely put that one in the top
five hundred for sure. It was.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Yeah, a pretty high score. Fireber rightly.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, he gave brass ten.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Yeah, numbers is great.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Number four hundred ninety nine. Uh no, from last week,
that's higher. That was.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
That was beautiful.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Speaking of your family, Gary, So I got something lovely
in the mail. Yeah, so did I. We all did. Yeah,
I got mine in person. I'm a little confused. Oh well, well, well,
first of then something that happened while I was away,
you were away, So what happened was been very confusing. Yeah,
(07:46):
well actually it wasn't.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
It wasn't like I knew absolutely it had something to
do with the show. Yeah, but I also had zero
f I'm getting I'm getting this in the mail, okay.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Well, producer Laura Lee sent us all yo yo balls
because Matt off handily just went here goes you remember
yoyo balls? And and as Matt is showing on the
screen there and he just snapped it like it's.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
A retractable it always comes back.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Snapped it like it was like a thong. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
But the thing about the yoyo ball, as I learned
when I handed it to my son, is it just
basically a wrecking ball.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
It's like there is no way to like actually play
with it.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
You just are flinging this hard piece of plastic as
hard as you can.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
I truly don't understand it either, I'll be honest. When
Matt said that, it reminded me how much I think
it's of a useless toy. A yoyo ball is not
even a toy. And then it mad. We used to
have yoyo ball or mad and hit each other with him.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Well, I let the rest of you. I really appreciate
the gift, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I appreciate the thought I'm gonna hit people with it.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
I definitely thought there was going to be more give
like when you actually try to go yoyo it. But
it's so tiny that like even my kids are, oh,
what's that and they grab it and they maybe tried
it for about twenty seconds. Get this out of my sight.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
That's what I remember too. Yeah, So see that's the
differenceting boys and girls.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Whereas I came home and I gave mine to my
son and he just proceeded to want to play with
it endlessly, and finally my wife distracted him, and my
wife distracted him and got it away from him because
he was just going to clip an animal.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I mean, it was just it was gonna happen, right,
So we all got yoyo ball. So the way that
they were delivered was this lovely metallic envelope packaging with
a bunch of kissy lips on it, and then on
the address is just this wonderful penmanship with kissy lips
(09:40):
on that as well in hearts, and it's too addressed
to me. So imagine my wife pulling that out of
our mailbox. Put it up again, Dawson, I didn't get mine.
We got the hearts, you got the love. I mean,
it's perfect, and.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
I feel like I should bring this to good Will,
though I'm not. I'm like not going to open this.
What I'm gonna I gotta I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Well, Doss, you're really missing out on a good three
seconds of fun, so it's up to you. So we
got this back. And you know, my wife's pulling this
this envelope and her first reactions see that offensive what hope?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
I meant, No, offense lourally, I just think that there's
some child and a donation.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
You know.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
It's like I think she understood stuff off a good
Will all the time, and this feels like I should
really just give this to good Will and deny myself
the thirty seconds of fun I'm going to get.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Also, to be fair, I believe when the topic was
coming up on the show and someone said Laura Le's
going to send them, Gary said, Mom, do not send
those jo balls to us.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Larry's Jalen, and I'll explain to you how my my
yoyo ball was delivered. My mother saw me at a
restaurant where we were celebrating her and her husband's fiftieth anniversary.
Happy anniversary, Mom and Dad, and she got very close
to me, like in my ear, and handed to me
and said, don't ever tell me what to do.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
She said it like super menacing.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
And then she said the boys, the boys will be
getting there shortly.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
I was like, okay, actually kind of fun. Dawson Dawston
just playing his with the package still intact, like win target.
Here's the thing you're gonna if you're gonna donate to
good Will, they'll still take it. If it's still just
in great condition, but you can, you can give it
a few twirls outside of the box. I think you'll
be okay. I don't think you're actually might keep this
(11:40):
four fun that'd be that'd be awesome. Mat If all
five hundred moments were from this episode. Yeah, we should
just cut out five hundred moments from this particular episode now, DAWs. Yeah,
just take it out of the just take it out
of the box. Here, it's gonna bother me boxes the
(12:03):
yoo ball. The thing about yoyo balls is the part
where you put your finger through is just this plastic.
It's hard plastic. There's no heart, plastic circle, there's no give,
there's no It doesn't tighten onto the finger, which I
guess is good because back in the day when I
used to yo.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Wait what are you talking? Doesn't tighten around the finger.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Like you can with a traditional yoyo. You create a
loop that.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
You guys, you guys, you guys. Simple thing you can do.
Take the string and you put it through the plastic loop.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Are you not supposed to put your finger?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
It literally says on the box how to do it?
In case DOS is holding the box right now, I
don't think.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Okay, so there's the wrong.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
That does help?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Grip.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Well, maybe I don't get shot. Maybe I was not
having fun with it. It's pretty sweet.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
Yeah, I didn't think of that.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
The guys and I can do tons of awesome tricks.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
That does help.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
That doesn't help, says going down to history. Guys.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
All right, I may look. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong.
Maybe the Yoyo ball licks I don't know yet. Okay,
So I'm Chris. You just got to read the instructions
on how to get it on here.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
It's a giant picture. You don't even have to read.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
I just didn't, I'm boy.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
I assumed it was kind of self explanatory. I didn't
think it needed instructions.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Right, No, No, I think I got a different version
than you, guys. I think it is true anyway. Okay, Well,
back when I used to yo.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
Four of the same yo Yo balls, I went to
a different part of Amazon and bought one for Chris.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
I think I don't remember my package looking that nice.
So and I think, what brand is it? That's thesane take?
What's the brand? But the wildest take? What's the brand?
What does the time toys yo Yo Ball. Yeah, I
believe it's just that's the brand. Oh it is Joe Ball. Okay.
I thought it'd be like Kush or something kush Man.
(14:06):
That seems like a coush guy.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
I do remember it. But why am I a Kusha guy?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I mean, I guess you look like you aren't a
fan of the Rosi o' donald show.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
This little racket, A little racket when you take on
the beach, kind of pop it back and forth.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
That was fun. That was a devil stick man, Laura,
we talked about this. Well, well, not enough for Lauralle
to send me a Yo Yo ball. All right, sorry,
I feel like Kaylin. I'm sorry, but lorially, what is
your Hulu account?
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Uh? Don't you?
Speaker 1 (14:39):
She's gonna call me and ask me to figure it out.
All right, Well, back when I used to yo I
would I would do it so much that my finger
would turn blue. I don't know if that's just what
happens and you just have a dead finger as a
yoyo artist, but I would or I would put a
band a band aid around my finger to stop the
circulation from getting cut off because my finger, my top
(15:02):
part of my middle finger would just turn cold and blue.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
I mean, frankly, I have no idea what string arrangement
you did for your yell, like the fact that you
put your finger through the little plastic ring. I don't
even know what.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
I was using. A duncan or something that just was
slept with a bearing and that would sleep for days.
I would I would do the.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Legit dude, duro were Omega people Omega?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Sorry Omega? You're right Omega? Is it Omega? Or is
it Yomega? It is Yomega. You're right, it's all coming back.
Omega was Yomega, was the good stuffy Omega was nice. Yeah,
Gary is correct. And when I would do the Yomega
and I'll let it sleep, I would do the part
where it would cinch around my middle finger.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
And it's just if you wanted that yomega to sleep
for a hot second, you had to throw it pretty hard.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
So I would. I would take it apart. I'd put
vasileine in it. M M Omega, slow down. Yeah, oh yeah,
I would rub it, rub the vascoline right in the
bearing there and then and back up and yeah, and
then let it sleep and then yeah, sometimes you set
it on fire. It's going okay, Well, I miss I
(16:14):
missed do I missed doing the AO. So anyway, Caitlin
had a terrible day. Matt had a birthday. So let's
talk about Matt's birthday. Happy birthday, Matt.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
By the way, yes, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Who was the first person from the water cooler to
call you? Oh god, I know it's Mike Dawson. I
knew for sure it wasn't me. That's why I asked, Okay,
I thought I thought you thought you were first.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
No, I fucked it up completely. I'm famous for trying
to do the twelve oh one am text. Matt's I
like caught myself at like seven pm or eight pm
or something. I felt horrible. I called and interrupted his
dinner and his below deck watching.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
I was watching Monday night football. As a matter of fact,
your my birthday was on a Monday, which kind of sucked.
But the previous Saturday, that is when we did twelve Yeah, dude,
you know work all day grows go ahead. Saturday six,
(17:17):
that's the day we really celebrated. It's it was my
forty first birthday, or as I was trying to tell people,
it was my twenty first, twenty first birthday, and That's
about the reaction I got every single time I said.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
I'm doing the math in my head. Yeah birthday, No, yeah,
I think it would.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Be yeah, no, no, it's not my second. My first
twenty first birthday was my twenty first birthday. My second
twenty first birthday I turned twenty two.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
You're not going through all the numbers. It's very simple
math four ninety three Matt explains birthdays.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
So you know who hasn't even gotten to dinner or
drinks well on the celebration of the birthday part.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
That's right, that's right. Dawson knew it in advance. We
were going to do dinner and drinks. But my wife
had the idea. She said, why don't you invite a
couple of your buddies to come join us. There's a
couple like a group of us that we all have dogs.
We spent a lot of time together. So I asked
my bros to join us, and so we had a
night on the town in downtown Austin. Started out at
(18:23):
a cocktail bar called Small Victory, which I've talked about
on the show before. Very cool little speakeasy place, one
of those cocktail books where they have every single drink
in it. It tells you, like what old school cocktail
book that recipe came from, and you just.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Look for places all hate.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
You would love this place, Gary, you would. It's classy.
It is classy. And then we went out for a
fancy Mexican dinner at this place called Commodore, and I
will definitely get into that on the Patreon episode because
that's a multi course meal to experience. But after that
we hit up two more bars. We went to a
bar in Austin called seven Grand, because there's a place
(19:04):
in La I used to frequent called seven Grand, and
much to my delight, I think it's the same motors.
It had a very similar elkhead logo, big whiskey, walls,
pool tables. It was fucking great and then tables, yeah,
you know the place. And then ended up at a
place called Sidebar, which we also had went to this
(19:27):
past Halloween, so that was a fun time as well.
I didn't get home till about two in the morning.
I slept till noon, had a hangover for multiple days,
which was not great. But it was a great time overall,
and I was very happy to have spent it with
not just my wife but also two of my closest
friends out here, and everybody had a blast.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Hice, dude, Yeah sounds like a good Yeah, it was great.
Good everybody else pick up the tab.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
No, we split the dinner. They bought a lot of
the drinks, but the dinner, I told them in a
and so I'm like, look, we're I want to go
to this very fancy place and in no way are
you allowed to ever are part of the meal. But
if you exactly, but obviously we're going to bars, if
you feel obligated to get me a drink, I won't.
I won't say now.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
I like that. He phrazes it.
Speaker 5 (20:17):
I was about to go. That was classy, classy move.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Yeah, thank you, that's like thanks, that's like my thanks
in advance on an email basically buy me drinks.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Well, listen, I'm sure I said it differently.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
I'm just going to hold my hand out like this,
and if a drink you buy just happens to fall
in you know, great, thank you, but you know you guys,
it's up to you. Guys. I'm just gonna hold my
hand out like this and just wait. That's it. Yeah,
that's a good buddy.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Walk up to the bar and be like, so, what
are we drinking guys.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Right now? Matt?
Speaker 4 (20:53):
Did you try you said earlier that you were trying
to tell people it was your twenty first, twenty first birthday.
Did you try this on like any of the bartenders
or the servers at the restaurant perchance?
Speaker 1 (21:04):
By chance? Like now, do we try this bit.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
On just close family and friends?
Speaker 3 (21:09):
You know, your good job, dude, because if you said
that to a bartender, man, I would feel so bad
for you.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
No.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
I would never do that to my friends. Absolutely to
a to a bartender.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
No, thank you.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Okay, they're too busy making my ramos gin fizz old age.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Fizz. I love that. Well, happy happy birthday man, thank you,
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Also say forty one, which.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Only one times.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Come on, I M, well, you're still out on exactly
what that math is.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
So I don't know if he's forty one or forty two.
I don't think he does either.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
So we did see at a certain point, because this
was downtown, a completely butt naked dude who was just
sitting there holding his junk. He must have been on
some kind of drugs, I would hope so, and he
looked like he did not know where his clothes were,
or why he was been seck, why he'd been separated
(22:11):
from them, and we all just tried very desperately to
not make eye contact with him, which was that was
one of the highlights of the night.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
So where did you look at him?
Speaker 4 (22:20):
I was gonna say, eye contact is probably something I'd
be striving before that.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Look away naked in public.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
It's tough.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Yeah, reminds you of Rush Ever three. Anyway, So I'm
glad you had a good time. Glad your buddies went
out with you. A two day hangover sounds about right
at our age. Yeah, yeah, hangovers are lasting way too long.
I don't want to drink anymore. It only gets worse. Yeah,
I'm good. I'm good. It's almost not worth the squeeze
(22:52):
anymore at this point, but almost almost, almost almost.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
I haven't I was telling Mat before the show started.
I haven't had it. I haven't had a drink since
I got back from the cruise. And I'm like, and
that's not it's mainly imposed because I'm fucking working so much.
But it's great to not drink. You wake up feeling
good every day, you know.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Well.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
I recommended some mocktails on a past Shay, you can
check those out.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
No, no, gross, don't sleep.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
On that phony into grony.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
I do like that name that. I like to name
that rhyme. So anyway, I'm glad.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
That's just as you get older, dude, the recovery time
takes a lot longer and it hurts.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
All right. Well, look, it wouldn't be a five hundredth
episode if we didn't hear from our listeners, who have
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Let's go to Facebook first, Jacob morales. He says, Hey, Bobos,
I could do some cheering up. Hey Jacob, Jacob, we're
done for a long time. We're here for you, so
let's see what. He says. I inadvertently ruined a surprise
party for a friend, and right at the beginning of
(25:10):
the planning stage of it all, I meant to text
a friend separately, but had mistakenly put it in a
group chat that the birthday boy was part of, and
he saw it right away. Anyone else fumbles something so bad?
First off, First off, Jacob, it's gonna be okay. It
was a it was a mistake. I can almost guarantee
(25:33):
that the birthday boy is flattered either way, and you
all have something to look forward to together, so at
least there's there's a bright side there. It sucks for
the person who is maybe planning the party and you messed,
but I mean, look, it happens. That's all part of
a surprise party. It's hard to keep it a surprise
a lot of the time. And I can't tell you
the amount of surprise parts I've been to where the
guys like, oh yeah, I knew the whole time, Like
(25:53):
you know, I just so it's still a fun concept.
But regardless, you all have something to look forward to,
and that is just an awesome feeling on its own.
It's like while love tea times, it's like, it's just
nice to look forward to it. But as far as
anyone fumbling something so bad, yeah, Gary definitely did. And
we can talk about the meetup because that's the thing
(26:14):
I think of the most and it kind of affected
our careers.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Yeah, sure did in a way, and yeah, we can
definitely talk about that at.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
The meet up by Yeah, yeah, Okay, I just had
to tell yea.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
I just told that story recently in my personal life,
and boy, the horror on the on my new coworkers'
faces when they heard the gory details.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Brutal. Yeah, just like if you think.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Kind of over all of us, if you.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Just be just hanging out and just doing nothing and
we get dragged, we get dragged along, Gary, Gary the
whole thing.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
I mean, I've got to be honest, It I think
probably affected five other people who aren't even on this show.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
So yeah, it really just uh well, we'll talk about it.
We'll talk about you'll remember it. It is a brutal fumble,
and Jacob, if you're not going to beat this meet up,
I suggest you'd be there because if you want to
feel better, you can just hear about Gary Ruin. You know,
(27:20):
you say five people, I would say five thousand if
you want to expand thousand, yeah, so you know, we
can just it was like, it horrifying. It's horrifying. It was.
It was.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
You'll feel a lot better about this party if you
hear this story, because god damn and I just you know,
full bore about as hard as you can straight into it.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Do you guys ever have a surprise party? Yeah? You
guys attended one of mine.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
That's right, very famous, arguably water cooler top three hundred moment.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Are you there all right? That's right.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Jerry's half birthday. It was my birthday that was celebrated
as your half birthday.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
It was okay, no, that was a half birthday was known.
He knew about the half birthday.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
I'm conflating two events.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
Okay, No, you're not conflating two events. They held my
They held my thirtieth birthday in the summer to throw
me off the scent so that they could tell me
it was a party for something else. So it was
sort of celebrated in the vicinity of when my half
birthday would have been.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
But which reminds me, did you guys do a surprise
fortieth that I missed? Aren't you turned forty in a
couple months there, buddy?
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Yeah, it was about eight months ago your birthday.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
You already turned forty.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Okay, who said happy birthday? First? Wait here, you didn't
turn forty, you turned twenty like twenty times. Yeah, you're right,
that's it was your twentieth, twenty twentieth birthday.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Yeah, I think that was your nineteen twentieth birthday, saying thirtieth,
thirty tenth, twenty ninth birthday.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Matt, Yeah, I've come to the mathematical conclusion that you're
full of shit. Okay, Well, next year is your twenty first,
twenty first birthday?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Okay, Well we'll let the mathematicians decide. I'm confident, I'm
very confident.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
I'm going to reverse mat reversion.
Speaker 6 (29:27):
How his premise makes sense, Well, his twenty first birthday,
Gary twenty first birthday was his twenty first, and then
twenty more of those.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
He's forty one. Yeah, okay, so here it's very simple, Matt.
I'm at it now. Matt is right. This is an
sat question. If Matt has twenty one birthdays and he's
twenty one years old, then that means he has zero friends.
(30:02):
All right, No blosster.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
That has a very sharp point on it to get
in between your teeth. And I'm really considering stabbing myself.
It's becoming harder and harder. Kno carry stabbed himself. That's
top what three?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
John Massachi on Facebook says, dos, congrats on your new
gig here in Charlotte. Thanks dude, you got a local.
Dowson had some news about uh yeah, joining the radio
out in Charlotte, which totally licks. Let's see here. Movie
(30:40):
Junkie of SLC on Patreon says Blackbird is a fantastic series.
It gets very intense towards the end. Also highly recommend
and if you look at the real guy, Paul Walter
Hauser portrays spot on casting. P w H is the
best part of The Naked Gun the Fantastic Four as well.
(31:00):
As Itania and Cobra Kai.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
I didn't look into the Paul Walter Houser real guy
beyond the picture they show in the finale episode, you know,
kind of in the credits they show the real guy. Okay,
so I saw that picture. I thought Hawser was a
little bigger than that guy. But you know, what are
you gonna do? Have you finished it?
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Matt? I think I have two left six parts. I
can't remember if I watched four of them or five
of them, but I'm pretty sure I have two left.
But I'm digging it. Call you like it?
Speaker 5 (31:29):
Yeah, I'm excited to watch that one, Mike J. Bit
of a follow up, I'll say for the flicking this week?
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Like that, Mike J. Nilsen says, finally, and that's probably
because we uploaded the episode so late. But uh yeah,
it kind of makes me feel good that people are waiting.
Speaker 4 (31:45):
You know.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Oh, but also show so settle down. But thank you
for being a subscriber, Mike Patriot, what you clearly paid for.
We appreciate it. Let's see here a lot of people,
a lot of people loving Joe Corner with Gary Jr.
(32:07):
That was amazing, Hey, Jenner, Frank Aguiano.
Speaker 5 (32:12):
Listening to that in the car in traffic, I burst
out so hard. The delivery was just fun, not a
chef's kiss, but it was not expecting that a.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
Impaccable and he just the way he shouted the punch.
Speaker 5 (32:31):
Yes, yes, it could not have been better. It couldn't
have been It was a perfect triple axle, easily.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Water already we already remembered that one.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Never mind. Yeah, well, anyway, I love I loved it too,
so I'm glad that it landed with Klan driving. Yeah.
In fact, Marty Ward says that we should make patrons
six dollars and promote Gary Junior to full time. Some
to think about. Don Powell, speaking of great jokes, a
lot of people loving Dawson's Blink one eighty two cruise
(33:04):
joke about uh, what's blink being eighty six? I was
I was joking. Oh yeah, but I was joking. Well,
a lot of people love that one, so that's good.
That's very nice of them. Uh, Producer L I love
that they love it. Producer LL, the gifter of Yoyo balls, says, thanks,
(33:28):
my grandson, the apple has landed. Oh yeah, dude, Okay,
I don't know how to feel about this. Most of
this comments about Garry Jr. I like, we were on
that show for like an hour. Gary was on there
for forty seconds. This is I've gett a little nervous.
Maybe we don't bring him on full time.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
I don't got to bring it man.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
That's true. That's true. But that's the thing that he
comes on and he just he just hits a home
run and leaves like that's what people can remember him for,
which is, you know, a good thing to do. Uh,
let's see here. Darren Sutton says, for the record, Creed
effing rocks.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
Yeah, I don't think that's debatable, that's absolutely fact.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Yeah, I think I think the Creed hate is turned
to die down a little bit, just the hate in general.
But yeah, the Creed nickelback. Everyone's welcome in the pool. Now,
let's see here. Stuart Bradshaws, is I like Dawson's quote
at the beginning of the show, which I know from
the Smith's song Panic Nice. Yes, And he also says that, right,
(34:31):
your college story is crazy because mine is exactly the same.
Out of high school, I went to Calcy Florton for
one year, then went to junior college and then went
to cal State LA, which absolutely hated. So look at
me and you Stewart, look at us crazy. Let's see
more Garrett Junior, we get it. You like Garrett Junior. Everybody. Sorry,
(34:54):
that's fine.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
You can't let it slow you down. Chris showing your ego, Man, No.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
I really am. I do have an ego, and it's
being totally.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
You should have seen Gary the things that Chris was
texting me after that show, like I don't want him
on the air anymoret.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Piece of.
Speaker 5 (35:12):
Thunder.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Exactly who does he think he is? Yeah? Sex and
straight to Gary Junior too, let's see. Jim Blake says,
I wish I had to bark in retail manager to
dish out stage college advice. I didn't even apply to
any colleges. I thought they just picked kids like a draft.
I did have a sweet videos that sucks. Man to Jim,
(35:34):
let's not tell you something like we're not we're not
taught that in high school. Well enough, at least I
did have a sweet video store job out of high school.
Didn't see that industry drying up the way it did. Yep,
that's a that's a Jim. But hopefully you're doing okay.
Now I mean you are. You're a patron subscriber, so
(35:55):
you know you got the mulah when we appreciate the support.
Let's see Andrew mcgiffin's Dawson is like my comedy shitting
on music soulmate. So he says that Eric and Katie
Jenks can attest. I went on that very creed pearl
jam rant Labor Day weekend. Nice. So look at that,
you guys. You guys are aligned. Let's see here, memes mean,
(36:20):
We've got a lot of memes in the thing. I
can't read all the memes, my goodness. Let's Ryan Scripts writes,
I am by no means a CPA, but I think
you might be able to deduct a gift card purchase
a business if he also claimed the gift card value
as income. I'm probably completely full of shit, but I
(36:43):
think there's something to what I'm saying. At a long
at a job long ago, the CEO was known to
hand out AMEX gift cards as bonuses, but they reported
they were reported as income to the I R S.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Wow. Okay, I'm saying wow that story and for that
incredible fact fighting mission.
Speaker 4 (37:03):
So here's what I'm going to say. Maybe, but Matt's
not reporting the gift cards. I can't write them all.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Yeah, it's a very clever idea, though I had never
really considered that. I think maybe there's a difference between
an AMEX credit card and a Colmador restaurant gift card,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
It could be one or the other. I think I
think the I R. S doesn't care. So yeah Amex
gift card and actual actual money checks or a gift
card to uh Ichi, then yeah, sure, yeah Ucci do
they have those? They probably do.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Why do you think I dined there?
Speaker 1 (37:41):
You dine at Gucci Ucci? Oh, Darren, it was.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
The same episode as the yellyo Ball. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
That's what it was. Darren's Well, I mean you said
you talked about for like four episodes. Darren Sutton says,
I like this one. This is a this is a
five hundred an episode five hundred right here. Probably not
a controversial take in this group, but I had the
thought today that water Cooler is totally my favorite podcast
(38:13):
to well done, as you go, boys. All the guys
bring a good part to the whole of the show.
I hope this ride never ends. That's really nice. Darren
thanks very sweet. Thanks thanks well. And then Brian Roberts
commented on that said, yep, it's the only show I
pay for, and I love it so much. I will
still go back and listen to all the old episodes
(38:33):
just to get a daily fix of my water cooler.
Speaker 5 (38:36):
We're gonna need you to go back and write down,
make a list of five hundred.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Yeah, yeah, we're said, math the time codes. Please show
let's let's think you ahead, make it six hundred.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Oh like that.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
There you go, make you know it's six hundred and ninety.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
Yeah, there you go here.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Eric Laporrez says, I agree, it's the only show I
pay for. I love it. Jason Kill says, I used
to joke that there were that there were podcasts I
wouldn't pay for, or there that there were peas I
wouldn't pay for. Podcast was one of them. Now I
can say I can't say that because of the water Cooler.
I miss I misread that. Let me the punctuation was weird.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
But you're you're you're against paying for pussy? Is that
what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
I used to joke that they were peas I wouldn't
pay for podcasts? Was one of them. Now I can't
say it because of water cooler. So what else is there?
Speaker 3 (39:24):
Posta, there's pearls Okay, you don't pay for pasta.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Paramount plus pearl. J Yes, Carrie pot pot pots of yeah.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
And now if if you pay for pot, then your
whole thing is null and void because that's a pretty
important pe.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Yeah. So Jason, need you to elaborate on what peas
you wouldn't pay for?
Speaker 3 (39:54):
And if Pot's not one of them, then you've lost
your entire argument.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Let's see Eric Janks, thank you for paying for this podcast? Yeah.
Eric Jenks says it's the only one I pay for
as well. It's cool to be apart from basically the
beginning to thank you, Eric, you so you're you just
pay right? Katie doesn't.
Speaker 4 (40:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
It's a it's a family business expense and they write
it off. Jim Blake says it's the Seggy's. A friend
of mine had a flailing podcast for years, and I
kept trying to explain to him that if you don't
have a guest, you need recurring bits to prompt conversation
and make the listener feel like they're playing along. Who
knows you might accidentally stumble on the next Jimmy Cherry Changa.
(40:41):
That's true, so good your Chimmy, sir. Yeah. Mike J.
Nilsen put up a Facebook poll says which of the
guys is most likely get to get offended by a
poll created here? Overwhelming overwhelmed mean amount of votes, which
(41:02):
I think they're just trolling him according to the comments
they are. But it's to Gary and they put two
rs in Gary to just to just double down with
the hate and the urs. I'm in, I'm next, which
I should be higher? Gary Junior should be number one,
and then uh Dawson is after me, and then Matt
(41:24):
and Kaalen both tied at like they came the least
at one percent. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (41:28):
I love a good poll. I love a good poll.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
That's is that a good poll?
Speaker 5 (41:32):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 1 (41:34):
All right, well there you go Kaalen. So all right,
well those are comments everybody. Thanks for writing in, Thanks
for the polls, thanks for the love, thanks thanks for
being at.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
I'm offended by that post. I think I should be
much higher.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
Do you think? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (41:51):
What are we saying? Gary?
Speaker 4 (41:52):
I said, for anyone who's not a Patreon subscrivery, there
would be an outro right here, I'm just saying yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Right, saying yeah, but it's episode five hundred, just kidding,
paid for it. I don't care. I don't care. You
gotta you gotta hold strong. It's like, you know, I've
been Look, I've been parenting Dawson this thing called a toddler.
I've also been parenting Dawson in a way too, But
(42:22):
there's a there's a type of human being called a toddlers. Yeah,
and I gotta stay strong. I got It's it's it's
hard when he wants strawberries and I'm just like, eat
your case, bro, Like no, and then but you gotta
I think what you're doing wrong.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
If he has a problem, dude, you gotta let him
know how good cass are, Bro, how good he has it.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
Bro, check out the case of Bro. That's what I'm saying.
It's fun to say. And the thing is you're probably
eats and cheese are nice to I love I love
toddler food. I get it, man, I look at his
food in my mouth waters, I look down at my salad.
I'm like this bullshit.
Speaker 5 (43:06):
I love toddler food as well. Case a Dias, chicken nuggets,
mac and cheese. You know who doesn't like toddler food?
My toddlers. Yeah, they won't eat any of this stuff,
won't touch the stuff. I don't know what's wrong with them.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
Wow, yeah, see that'sberries though. Yeah, maybe they're maybe they're
becoming like mad. They just they're they're just getting a
little too fancy there, a little too hoity toity. But
is the real way discipline them? Or yeah? You know,
you know, I bet Matt says when he goes to bars,
instead of like, oh, can I see your cocktail menu,
he's like, can you tell me about your cocktail program?
(43:40):
I think that's that's what he says.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
Now I can say with confidence I've never called it
a program, but I will go forward.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
Can I see the brochure of cocktails? Please? I like
cocktail program? You have a spreadsheet? But you're right, Calen,
toddler food is awesome, so and actually a real it's
a real problem because if they decide they're not gonna
eat it, it's really hard for you not to eat
it because it's just sitting right there. You're eating it exactly.
(44:11):
That's a real problem for me, which brings me to
number two forty six. The guys come up with a
new concept for a toddler restaurant. So, mister Cuban, let
us tell you this is a restaurant that only serves
dinod Nuggies, grilled cheese, nuggets, berries, caesadillas for adults, and.
Speaker 5 (44:31):
Mac and cheese, mac and cheese and craft.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Adults would love that too. The adult would love that too.
So we need a toddler only restaurant. Everything is covered
in plastic. It's gonna get messy. There are just it's
just all tear away. Everything's tear away tablecloths, tear away floors,
tear away bibs, everything. Yeah, so I think we're onto
something here. So another business idea other than you know,
(44:58):
the Patreon stuff. So I think I think this is good.
All right, well we've speaking of Patreon. We should probably
get ready to get going with that. But wait, Matt,
you had a t o D that you wanted to
get into you before before we left.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
Oh, we're going to do this now, Buckle out, Buckle up, fellas.
All right, here's something that this occurred to me. I
think I do something weird at the supermarket and I
wanted to ask you guys.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
I'm going to stop you there, I want to stop.
Steel veal is definitely one. I'm going to say it
is weird. I'm already I'm going out on a limbar.
Speaker 5 (45:33):
I'm just I'm gonna Klein's gonna K's gonna think it's
completely normal.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
Gary and I are going to think it's weird. I'm
gonna I'm going to simply say that I've done it before.
Dawson said before I like this, Okay, Matt, Well, here's the.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Thing I would I would think that this is an
activity that we all do, but maybe I do it
for more categories. Now, let me let me put you
in this, uh visualize this if you will. You're at
the supermarket. You're in let's say, like the dairy section,
and there's you know, like packaged sliced cheese. All right,
(46:11):
you want to make some sandwiches later, You're gonna buy
some some sliced shddar.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
I think I know who you're getting that.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
Which package in the line of packages do you take?
Do you take the front cheese or do you like
go back two or three units and take that cheese.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
I'm Matt. I also I knew I did this. I
knew I did it. I do this with.
Speaker 3 (46:39):
Thrifty ice cream chocolate malted crunch, because there's one store
that sells it, and it's always old and the malt
pieces are no longer a crunch, so you don't want
to buy them there. So I always get the back
ice cream. But since then, since then problem solved, I
went to Ralph's and they have ones that aren't fucking
(47:02):
expired via our da.
Speaker 1 (47:03):
Sure I do that with lunch meat, Okay, I got
a pack of baloney the other day.
Speaker 3 (47:14):
Yeah, they bro go back with the BLOONI yeah, Kailin,
where do you stand on this?
Speaker 5 (47:21):
When it comes to you're on the right track here,
You're on the right track here. But when it comes
to the the prepackaged foods like the lunch meat and
the cheeses, Yeah, I'm just taking the first one there.
That's fine. Now if we're talking more like produce.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
Milk, like milk, it's going to spoil quickly.
Speaker 5 (47:38):
It's also like kind of a hassle. It's a hassle
to get milk that far back, Like I mean, it's
tough to like go in there and grab it with
how big they are. Kind of almost the same thing
with the cheeses. It's kind of condensed, but something like
you know, when I buy mushrooms, like the Baby Bella mushrooms,
those are the ones I like. I find that the
ones hidden in the back there are always more fresh
(48:00):
than the ones up front sight, So I will do
the moons, but not to the cheeses or the lunch meats.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
Chris, scary your turn.
Speaker 1 (48:09):
This is insane behavior for anything besides like milk.
Speaker 3 (48:14):
I get my milk at Costco and it's organic and
it lasts like three fucking months.
Speaker 5 (48:21):
I will also say that we run through milk so
quickly in this house that it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
Worry which one we buy. Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 5 (48:27):
I can see why that would definitely be a choice
for anyone in which the gallon won't be gone in
two days.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
Oh wait, Matt, how far does your insanity extent? Are
you doing this for? Like cereal?
Speaker 2 (48:39):
That's That's exactly why I bring it up, because the
answer is yes, I do it for literally everything in
the supermarket. And started to occur to me that maybe
I don't need to do this for every single item,
And I'm like, does everyone do this for every item?
I can't be the only one.
Speaker 3 (48:57):
Cereal is overkilled dude that's got a shelf life of forever.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Now, I also will say this too. This doesn't apply
to sending like a box of cereal, but it absolutely
applies to send me like a package of cheese. I'm
checking the shape, all right. I want to make sure
that those those twelve slices have been sealed in the
package in a way where it's like retained a nice shape.
It didn't get like misshuffled and there's like three pieces
that are stacked up on top of each other, or
(49:22):
like bacon. You gotta check the bacon for the shape.
Speaker 5 (49:25):
I can't help you with this one, Matt, you're going
You're going to far here.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
Well, Chris hasn't said a word, so I know he
supports me one hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
He's fucking disgusted. I am. I am so disgusted.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
Bye by everyone else, right.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
No, no, no, man, damn I need you to hear this.
I am so disgusted in myself because I do the
same thing. I am. I check them all. I want
to know what was made the soonest, what was the
what's the freshest of the bunch? Yeah me the longest,
(50:04):
yep I I my murial Cereal Real. I don't buy cereal,
but everything the cheeses, especially if it's one of those
back letting ones where the guys just back there he's
loading from the back. I'm like, that's the one I'm
gonna get. That's the one, maybe the one for me,
Get the one in the front, get the one in
the back, and then I put them all back.
Speaker 2 (50:24):
Oh you put him back. See that's bigger man than me.
I just leave him on the floor.
Speaker 1 (50:29):
Wow. Really no, No, I do.
Speaker 3 (50:33):
Like I buy Mozetta, pepper Andcini, and you got to
make sure those are the pepper Andcini has gotta be
fucking crisp, so you definitely reach back and buy the
ones at the very back of the aisle.
Speaker 1 (50:45):
So, Matt, what about catchup? Are you?
Speaker 2 (50:48):
Are you a ross?
Speaker 1 (50:49):
Yeah? What about ranch?
Speaker 6 (50:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (50:52):
Like taking all of the ranches off the shelf, reaching
as far back as you can to get the ranch
that's in the back.
Speaker 2 (50:58):
Well, that's pretty easy for the ranch because you can
just put sh thows to the side. You don't have
to take them off the shelf.
Speaker 1 (51:02):
But yeah, but also like you just got to look,
you're messing up. You're going to the back on an
item that is not backloaded.
Speaker 2 (51:12):
Who's to say, Gary, they backload all the items are
the supermarket works.
Speaker 5 (51:16):
The time supermarket employee supermarket works.
Speaker 1 (51:20):
I worked at every market for two years. I know
exactly how it works. They don't backload that. They don't
backload the shelves, do they No? Okay, so that don't
you take the front they do?
Speaker 2 (51:31):
Dude, every time I go to Now, we got to
do this now with the listeners. Need a wagh in.
Look what you've done, Gary, Look at what you've done.
Speaker 1 (51:38):
What I've done?
Speaker 2 (51:39):
Reach everyone to the feature around at the supermarket.
Speaker 4 (51:43):
That there is a space in between the aisles where
the super skinny, fucking star like supermarket employee is going
in between the aisles and loading all the shelves from
the hind You mean the aisle elves.
Speaker 2 (51:55):
Yeah, dude, we all know about them.
Speaker 1 (51:57):
Let's step in there.
Speaker 2 (51:58):
For generations.
Speaker 3 (51:59):
They have to rotate. They rotate the Stock's that you
know that. I don't even Here's what I'm going to say,
Chris and Matt. Chris and Matt, you guys actually look
at the dates. I don't go through that much effort.
I just know how they stock it, and I take
the one in the back, daw do you do that?
Speaker 5 (52:17):
Okay, that's not necessarily the wrong move, it's just what
products are you doing it for?
Speaker 1 (52:22):
Ye that's at the ranch. Is the wrong move to.
Speaker 5 (52:25):
Go the extra step to do that?
Speaker 4 (52:26):
The logic nessary guy in the back of this case
who is loading them, you know, from behind, that's all.
Speaker 1 (52:34):
That's a logical move. I can get behind that.
Speaker 4 (52:36):
But when we get to the dry goods in the
middle of the store, where there is no space between
the aisle for some invisible fucking elf to come and
load the shows from behind.
Speaker 2 (52:45):
They don't just like reach around. They stack the boxes.
They start the back and then they bring it up
to the front.
Speaker 1 (52:50):
They have forklift type stuff too to get up there. Yeah.
I think there's a tube healing. Can you believe it?
We've been surrounded by for five hundred episodes.
Speaker 5 (52:59):
It's this is Yeah, this is going too far.
Speaker 1 (53:02):
Yeah, I don't know. I'm with you, Matt either way. Thanks,
But I don't check the shape of my bacon. You
you're weirdo, all right?
Speaker 2 (53:08):
Oh my god, you are missing out. You're missing out, dude.
You got some weird fucking bacon.
Speaker 1 (53:12):
Man, You got to check that shape, all right, shap Bacon.
Speaker 2 (53:16):
Straight lines, baby straight lines?
Speaker 1 (53:19):
All right? Well, why don't we go around the horn? Now,
get our plugs in before we record Patreon. We need
a palate cleanser here, some nice plug, something for everyone
to check out. Matt needs better help. Well let's find out, Matt.
What can we check out for you?
Speaker 4 (53:36):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (53:36):
Well, I am going to plug the fine city of
Los Angeles, which I will be visiting in December.
Speaker 1 (53:43):
I was wondering if you were gonna admit that, because
I actually last night.
Speaker 2 (53:46):
Yeah yeah, one of my other friends called me even
later than you did on my birthday.
Speaker 4 (53:50):
Yeah, said, He called me and said, is it Matt's birthday?
And before I even answered him, I just called you.
Speaker 1 (53:58):
First. Yeah. Anyway, La coming back. He's making for his
return for one day.
Speaker 2 (54:06):
Well, no, like I'm there's a day that I'll tell
you guys about the.
Speaker 1 (54:10):
For having one day made.
Speaker 2 (54:13):
And look, if you want to buy me a drink
while there, I'll just be standing there with my hand
like this.
Speaker 1 (54:18):
Nice. I like that. Count me in either way, Caitlin,
what about you?
Speaker 4 (54:24):
The fun part about that is that I'm probably gonna
hand Matt a giant check and then have to buy
him a drink.
Speaker 1 (54:32):
Yeah, Gary, Gary gives us those big checks.
Speaker 2 (54:34):
Yeah, I love that you do that.
Speaker 4 (54:35):
Yeah, it's really my printing costs are really just out astronomical.
Speaker 1 (54:40):
But my big hates it, by the way. Yeah, stay committed.
All right, Calen? What about you?
Speaker 5 (54:47):
Just falling about with Michael Bean? Great episode this week.
My dad had a friend of his own who's not
a big name, but he was like my dad's fixer
all through the eighties and nineties. So my dad gotten
real big trouble. He called this guy who actually had
a part in the abyss to come help him out
when he was in a snack. So it's a really
fun episode. You guys check it out.
Speaker 1 (55:07):
Dude.
Speaker 5 (55:08):
What's the guy's name, Great, Chris Murphy.
Speaker 1 (55:13):
Chris Murphy. Yeah, that sounds like a fixer. Yeah, hell yeah,
all right, just falling about Gary? What about you?
Speaker 4 (55:21):
Uh, check out a Wriggles Picks podcast that you can
find on YouTube or anywhere you get podcasts. It's largely
just the host and childhood heroes of mine making fun
of me and uh, definitely not a bummer at all.
Speaker 1 (55:39):
That's all rights. What about you just call your mom
and tell her I said Hi, to send a bunch
of your friends, Joy oh Man, solid, solid, and yeah,
and for me, I just want to once again just
(55:59):
think all the listeners who've been hanging out with us
and listening to us Flapbart Guns for five hundred episodes
and even more on Patreon. That's got hundreds more closer
to like. Yeah, but yeah, thank you, thank you, thank you.
We really appreciate it. And so yeah, I just want
to just give a shout out to all of you.
So from all of us here at the Ona Cooler,
(56:25):
thank you, and we'll see you layer this week for
page how you Got to tell your Benny to eat
Cada
What how Hey, Welcome, Welcome, Welcome to Water Cooler Episode
(00:22):
five hundred oh also known as sixty nine plus sixty
nine plus sixty nine plus sixty nine plus sixty nine
plus sixty nine plus sixty nine plus seventeen. So it's
not a banger, Kaylen couldn't make it.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
That's not entirely accurate.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
But you know how the show goes, Ahi, Chris Lacksamona
kick in with my Corolla digital buds of yesteryear with
me today, all the way, all the way in Austin, Texas,
it's Matt Fondelier a brother, Hey Matt. And then all
the way in No Hollywood, California, it's Mike Dawson. I
(01:17):
should do like UFC fights like coming from all the way,
you know you gotta go to your own oh Rich County.
That is the worst freeze buffer I've ever heard.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I will tell you, California. I will tell you that
they uh, they like uh. The only way you get
it is by offering something different, and that's different.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Imagine Mike just coming down in the middle of that doctor.
You gotta stand out, Are you ready to go? You?
All the way in Old Rich County, it's Gary Smith,
You're just pumped.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I feel like I want a boo, but not at Gary.
You know it's confusing to.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Fight now, aren't you ready? Aren't you ready to? Is
it in your body just pumping in? No, that's estrogen
you're feeling, well said, yeah, Klen couldn't make it. He's
uploading a video right now. His internet just went down.
(02:21):
I don't know what happened. He was here before the
MIC's turned on, and then well he was.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Going, I'm having a really hard time hearing everybody. Is
everyone's connection good? We're like, yeah, we're all good. Do
you think it's because I'm uploading a video right now?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yes? Yes, one hundred percent.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
That's why one And I was like, I can't even
understand the words you guys are saying.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Do you think it's because of the video?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
And then I finally give my thumbs up on the
screen and he was like, oh, okay, I'll come back
when they'llupload.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
You think I'm uploading this eight K video? Yeah? He
was twenty one gigs, I think do it? So that
was three fifty So yeah, so I imagine can't We'll
will join once the.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
It wasn't fifty, but Matt we don't know when you
started it, so that gives us no frame of reference.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Isn't that one of the best tension grabbers in movies,
Like when you just see the upload speed, Like they
stuck their flash drive in and the guys are about
to come in. We got to get the stuff in.
You you see the loading bar and it gets stuck
at like eighty eight. They're like, oh my god. And
then the doors, the handles just jiggling. They're coming in,
(03:29):
and then you just see it go and there's like, oh,
sigh of relief. Grab the flash drive. They don't even
eject it the correct way, they just pull it out.
I mean, you could corrupt the drive. I it just
you went through all that trouble and you're gonna go
home with a chance of a corrupted drive. Not the best,
not the best way to do it, I think. But
they're getting these important files and they take it back
to their layer. And then they did that they take
(03:51):
over the bad guys, I mean the world because they're
the bad guys. I'm talking about the bad guys.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yeah, I watched it The Mission Impossible, the latest one,
and yeah, it's losing its tenseness.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Don't get me started on that that's the biggest that
might might be the biggest plot hole in that movie.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, Mission Impossible, Yes, yeah, m hmm.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
It was like the airplane though, pretty good, pretty good
on that airplane.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Hell, the airplane was fine.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
I was like, I was kind of freaking out. He
could fucking fall.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Dude, this is not cool.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
You guys are gonna kill Tom Cruise and then he's
going to go to Tom Cruise production. Did you notice
that this whole thing was like the movie was propaganda
Tom Cruise is a god and at the beginning it's
like Tom Cruise presents Tom Cruise in.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
All right, Well Kayleen, Calen just came right in time
for submission impossible talk. But let me introduce SU's here
right now, coming from all in Lo Beach, California.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
It's what's going on, guys. I do apologize for that
what transpired before I was able to come on.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I love how you heard being coy about it. We
told everybody what happened, like we Yeah, that's all we've
been talking about. Is what's been going on with you?
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Yeah, it's been it's been a stressful day.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Oh thanks for joining us, buddy, Yeah, buddy, Yeah, yeah,
no problem.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Well, let's see how you react to this, Kailan. This
is episode five hundred. Wow, dude, that's more than I told.
I told Gary that last week. I said, Hey, our
next episode is gonna be episode five hundred. And then
Gary's like, yeah, call me when we're at sixty nine
(05:44):
or six ninety six. Well to call me at six yeah,
six ninety the ten banger. He's like you said, and
he's like, you said, episode five hundred. I said yeah,
and then Gary threw up.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Look, it's five hundred is a big number, like five
hundred Days of Summer was a movie, right, sure, and
then the Proclaimers would walk five hundred miles.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
They actually would walk five hundred more.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
And that's we're a long way from that, man, Yeah,
we're long We gotta do.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
This has been a quite a road. It's true. Five
hundred is well, it's look, most people would think five
hundred is a significant number. And that's that is why
I have written down the top five hundred moments of
the water Cooler. So I will episode I mean this
(06:37):
episode number five five, number five hundred, and we have
a sound effect for each one here, just kidding. Episode
number number five hundred was the episode where Kaelin had
us flick Grass well chosen definitely, we had a guest,
so that was definitely put that one in the top
five hundred for sure. It was.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
Yeah, a pretty high score. Fireber rightly.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, he gave brass ten.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Yeah, numbers is great.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Number four hundred ninety nine. Uh no, from last week,
that's higher. That was.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
That was beautiful.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Speaking of your family, Gary, So I got something lovely
in the mail. Yeah, so did I. We all did. Yeah,
I got mine in person. I'm a little confused. Oh well, well, well,
first of then something that happened while I was away,
you were away, So what happened was been very confusing. Yeah,
(07:46):
well actually it wasn't.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
It wasn't like I knew absolutely it had something to
do with the show. Yeah, but I also had zero
f I'm getting I'm getting this in the mail, okay.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Well, producer Laura Lee sent us all yo yo balls
because Matt off handily just went here goes you remember
yoyo balls? And and as Matt is showing on the
screen there and he just snapped it like it's.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
A retractable it always comes back.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Snapped it like it was like a thong. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
But the thing about the yoyo ball, as I learned
when I handed it to my son, is it just
basically a wrecking ball.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
It's like there is no way to like actually play
with it.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
You just are flinging this hard piece of plastic as
hard as you can.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
I truly don't understand it either, I'll be honest. When
Matt said that, it reminded me how much I think
it's of a useless toy. A yoyo ball is not
even a toy. And then it mad. We used to
have yoyo ball or mad and hit each other with him.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Well, I let the rest of you. I really appreciate
the gift, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I appreciate the thought I'm gonna hit people with it.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
I definitely thought there was going to be more give
like when you actually try to go yoyo it. But
it's so tiny that like even my kids are, oh,
what's that and they grab it and they maybe tried
it for about twenty seconds. Get this out of my sight.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
That's what I remember too. Yeah, So see that's the
differenceting boys and girls.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Whereas I came home and I gave mine to my
son and he just proceeded to want to play with
it endlessly, and finally my wife distracted him, and my
wife distracted him and got it away from him because
he was just going to clip an animal.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I mean, it was just it was gonna happen, right,
So we all got yoyo ball. So the way that
they were delivered was this lovely metallic envelope packaging with
a bunch of kissy lips on it, and then on
the address is just this wonderful penmanship with kissy lips
(09:40):
on that as well in hearts, and it's too addressed
to me. So imagine my wife pulling that out of
our mailbox. Put it up again, Dawson, I didn't get mine.
We got the hearts, you got the love. I mean,
it's perfect, and.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
I feel like I should bring this to good Will,
though I'm not. I'm like not going to open this.
What I'm gonna I gotta I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Well, Doss, you're really missing out on a good three
seconds of fun, so it's up to you. So we
got this back. And you know, my wife's pulling this
this envelope and her first reactions see that offensive what hope?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
I meant, No, offense lourally, I just think that there's
some child and a donation.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
You know.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
It's like I think she understood stuff off a good
Will all the time, and this feels like I should
really just give this to good Will and deny myself
the thirty seconds of fun I'm going to get.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Also, to be fair, I believe when the topic was
coming up on the show and someone said Laura Le's
going to send them, Gary said, Mom, do not send
those jo balls to us.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Larry's Jalen, and I'll explain to you how my my
yoyo ball was delivered. My mother saw me at a
restaurant where we were celebrating her and her husband's fiftieth anniversary.
Happy anniversary, Mom and Dad, and she got very close
to me, like in my ear, and handed to me
and said, don't ever tell me what to do.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
She said it like super menacing.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
And then she said the boys, the boys will be
getting there shortly.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
I was like, okay, actually kind of fun. Dawson Dawston
just playing his with the package still intact, like win target.
Here's the thing you're gonna if you're gonna donate to
good Will, they'll still take it. If it's still just
in great condition, but you can, you can give it
a few twirls outside of the box. I think you'll
be okay. I don't think you're actually might keep this
(11:40):
four fun that'd be that'd be awesome. Mat If all
five hundred moments were from this episode. Yeah, we should
just cut out five hundred moments from this particular episode now, DAWs. Yeah,
just take it out of the just take it out
of the box. Here, it's gonna bother me boxes the
(12:03):
yoo ball. The thing about yoyo balls is the part
where you put your finger through is just this plastic.
It's hard plastic. There's no heart, plastic circle, there's no give,
there's no It doesn't tighten onto the finger, which I
guess is good because back in the day when I
used to yo.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Wait what are you talking? Doesn't tighten around the finger.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Like you can with a traditional yoyo. You create a
loop that.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
You guys, you guys, you guys. Simple thing you can do.
Take the string and you put it through the plastic loop.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Are you not supposed to put your finger?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
It literally says on the box how to do it?
In case DOS is holding the box right now, I
don't think.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Okay, so there's the wrong.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
That does help?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Grip.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Well, maybe I don't get shot. Maybe I was not
having fun with it. It's pretty sweet.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
Yeah, I didn't think of that.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
The guys and I can do tons of awesome tricks.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
That does help.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
That doesn't help, says going down to history. Guys.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
All right, I may look. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong.
Maybe the Yoyo ball licks I don't know yet. Okay,
So I'm Chris. You just got to read the instructions
on how to get it on here.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
It's a giant picture. You don't even have to read.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
I just didn't, I'm boy.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
I assumed it was kind of self explanatory. I didn't
think it needed instructions.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Right, No, No, I think I got a different version
than you, guys. I think it is true anyway. Okay, Well,
back when I used to yo.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
Four of the same yo Yo balls, I went to
a different part of Amazon and bought one for Chris.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
I think I don't remember my package looking that nice.
So and I think, what brand is it? That's thesane take?
What's the brand? But the wildest take? What's the brand?
What does the time toys yo Yo Ball. Yeah, I
believe it's just that's the brand. Oh it is Joe Ball. Okay.
I thought it'd be like Kush or something kush Man.
(14:06):
That seems like a coush guy.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
I do remember it. But why am I a Kusha guy?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I mean, I guess you look like you aren't a
fan of the Rosi o' donald show.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
This little racket, A little racket when you take on
the beach, kind of pop it back and forth.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
That was fun. That was a devil stick man, Laura,
we talked about this. Well, well, not enough for Lauralle
to send me a Yo Yo ball. All right, sorry,
I feel like Kaylin. I'm sorry, but lorially, what is
your Hulu account?
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Uh? Don't you?
Speaker 1 (14:39):
She's gonna call me and ask me to figure it out.
All right, Well, back when I used to yo I
would I would do it so much that my finger
would turn blue. I don't know if that's just what
happens and you just have a dead finger as a
yoyo artist, but I would or I would put a
band a band aid around my finger to stop the
circulation from getting cut off because my finger, my top
(15:02):
part of my middle finger would just turn cold and blue.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
I mean, frankly, I have no idea what string arrangement
you did for your yell, like the fact that you
put your finger through the little plastic ring. I don't
even know what.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
I was using. A duncan or something that just was
slept with a bearing and that would sleep for days.
I would I would do the.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Legit dude, duro were Omega people Omega?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Sorry Omega? You're right Omega? Is it Omega? Or is
it Yomega? It is Yomega. You're right, it's all coming back.
Omega was Yomega, was the good stuffy Omega was nice. Yeah,
Gary is correct. And when I would do the Yomega
and I'll let it sleep, I would do the part
where it would cinch around my middle finger.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
And it's just if you wanted that yomega to sleep
for a hot second, you had to throw it pretty hard.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
So I would. I would take it apart. I'd put
vasileine in it. M M Omega, slow down. Yeah, oh yeah,
I would rub it, rub the vascoline right in the
bearing there and then and back up and yeah, and
then let it sleep and then yeah, sometimes you set
it on fire. It's going okay, Well, I miss I
(16:14):
missed do I missed doing the AO. So anyway, Caitlin
had a terrible day. Matt had a birthday. So let's
talk about Matt's birthday. Happy birthday, Matt.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
By the way, yes, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Who was the first person from the water cooler to
call you? Oh god, I know it's Mike Dawson. I
knew for sure it wasn't me. That's why I asked, Okay,
I thought I thought you thought you were first.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
No, I fucked it up completely. I'm famous for trying
to do the twelve oh one am text. Matt's I
like caught myself at like seven pm or eight pm
or something. I felt horrible. I called and interrupted his
dinner and his below deck watching.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
I was watching Monday night football. As a matter of fact,
your my birthday was on a Monday, which kind of sucked.
But the previous Saturday, that is when we did twelve Yeah, dude,
you know work all day grows go ahead. Saturday six,
(17:17):
that's the day we really celebrated. It's it was my
forty first birthday, or as I was trying to tell people,
it was my twenty first, twenty first birthday, and That's
about the reaction I got every single time I said.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
I'm doing the math in my head. Yeah birthday, No, yeah,
I think it would.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Be yeah, no, no, it's not my second. My first
twenty first birthday was my twenty first birthday. My second
twenty first birthday I turned twenty two.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
You're not going through all the numbers. It's very simple
math four ninety three Matt explains birthdays.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
So you know who hasn't even gotten to dinner or
drinks well on the celebration of the birthday part.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
That's right, that's right. Dawson knew it in advance. We
were going to do dinner and drinks. But my wife
had the idea. She said, why don't you invite a
couple of your buddies to come join us. There's a
couple like a group of us that we all have dogs.
We spent a lot of time together. So I asked
my bros to join us, and so we had a
night on the town in downtown Austin. Started out at
(18:23):
a cocktail bar called Small Victory, which I've talked about
on the show before. Very cool little speakeasy place, one
of those cocktail books where they have every single drink
in it. It tells you, like what old school cocktail
book that recipe came from, and you just.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Look for places all hate.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
You would love this place, Gary, you would. It's classy.
It is classy. And then we went out for a
fancy Mexican dinner at this place called Commodore, and I
will definitely get into that on the Patreon episode because
that's a multi course meal to experience. But after that
we hit up two more bars. We went to a
bar in Austin called seven Grand, because there's a place
(19:04):
in La I used to frequent called seven Grand, and
much to my delight, I think it's the same motors.
It had a very similar elkhead logo, big whiskey, walls,
pool tables. It was fucking great and then tables, yeah,
you know the place. And then ended up at a
place called Sidebar, which we also had went to this
(19:27):
past Halloween, so that was a fun time as well.
I didn't get home till about two in the morning.
I slept till noon, had a hangover for multiple days,
which was not great. But it was a great time overall,
and I was very happy to have spent it with
not just my wife but also two of my closest
friends out here, and everybody had a blast.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Hice, dude, Yeah sounds like a good Yeah, it was great.
Good everybody else pick up the tab.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
No, we split the dinner. They bought a lot of
the drinks, but the dinner, I told them in a
and so I'm like, look, we're I want to go
to this very fancy place and in no way are
you allowed to ever are part of the meal. But
if you exactly, but obviously we're going to bars, if
you feel obligated to get me a drink, I won't.
I won't say now.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
I like that. He phrazes it.
Speaker 5 (20:17):
I was about to go. That was classy, classy move.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Yeah, thank you, that's like thanks, that's like my thanks
in advance on an email basically buy me drinks.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Well, listen, I'm sure I said it differently.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
I'm just going to hold my hand out like this,
and if a drink you buy just happens to fall
in you know, great, thank you, but you know you guys,
it's up to you. Guys. I'm just gonna hold my
hand out like this and just wait. That's it. Yeah,
that's a good buddy.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Walk up to the bar and be like, so, what
are we drinking guys.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Right now? Matt?
Speaker 4 (20:53):
Did you try you said earlier that you were trying
to tell people it was your twenty first, twenty first birthday.
Did you try this on like any of the bartenders
or the servers at the restaurant perchance?
Speaker 1 (21:04):
By chance? Like now, do we try this bit.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
On just close family and friends?
Speaker 3 (21:09):
You know, your good job, dude, because if you said
that to a bartender, man, I would feel so bad
for you.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
No.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
I would never do that to my friends. Absolutely to
a to a bartender.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
No, thank you.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Okay, they're too busy making my ramos gin fizz old age.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Fizz. I love that. Well, happy happy birthday man, thank you,
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Also say forty one, which.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Only one times.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Come on, I M, well, you're still out on exactly
what that math is.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
So I don't know if he's forty one or forty two.
I don't think he does either.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
So we did see at a certain point, because this
was downtown, a completely butt naked dude who was just
sitting there holding his junk. He must have been on
some kind of drugs, I would hope so, and he
looked like he did not know where his clothes were,
or why he was been seck, why he'd been separated
(22:11):
from them, and we all just tried very desperately to
not make eye contact with him, which was that was
one of the highlights of the night.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
So where did you look at him?
Speaker 4 (22:20):
I was gonna say, eye contact is probably something I'd
be striving before that.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Look away naked in public.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
It's tough.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Yeah, reminds you of Rush Ever three. Anyway, So I'm
glad you had a good time. Glad your buddies went
out with you. A two day hangover sounds about right
at our age. Yeah, yeah, hangovers are lasting way too long.
I don't want to drink anymore. It only gets worse. Yeah,
I'm good. I'm good. It's almost not worth the squeeze
(22:52):
anymore at this point, but almost almost, almost almost.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
I haven't I was telling Mat before the show started.
I haven't had it. I haven't had a drink since
I got back from the cruise. And I'm like, and
that's not it's mainly imposed because I'm fucking working so much.
But it's great to not drink. You wake up feeling
good every day, you know.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Well.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
I recommended some mocktails on a past Shay, you can
check those out.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
No, no, gross, don't sleep.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
On that phony into grony.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
I do like that name that. I like to name
that rhyme. So anyway, I'm glad.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
That's just as you get older, dude, the recovery time
takes a lot longer and it hurts.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
All right. Well, look, it wouldn't be a five hundredth
episode if we didn't hear from our listeners, who have
been contributing to this show since the very beginning. We love,
we love everybody who supports the show, who comments, who
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(24:48):
you answer for your questions. You we gonna let you in.
Let's go to Facebook first, Jacob morales. He says, Hey, Bobos,
I could do some cheering up. Hey Jacob, Jacob, we're
done for a long time. We're here for you, so
let's see what. He says. I inadvertently ruined a surprise
party for a friend, and right at the beginning of
(25:10):
the planning stage of it all, I meant to text
a friend separately, but had mistakenly put it in a
group chat that the birthday boy was part of, and
he saw it right away. Anyone else fumbles something so bad?
First off, First off, Jacob, it's gonna be okay. It
was a it was a mistake. I can almost guarantee
(25:33):
that the birthday boy is flattered either way, and you
all have something to look forward to together, so at
least there's there's a bright side there. It sucks for
the person who is maybe planning the party and you messed,
but I mean, look, it happens. That's all part of
a surprise party. It's hard to keep it a surprise
a lot of the time. And I can't tell you
the amount of surprise parts I've been to where the
guys like, oh yeah, I knew the whole time, Like
(25:53):
you know, I just so it's still a fun concept.
But regardless, you all have something to look forward to,
and that is just an awesome feeling on its own.
It's like while love tea times, it's like, it's just
nice to look forward to it. But as far as
anyone fumbling something so bad, yeah, Gary definitely did. And
we can talk about the meetup because that's the thing
(26:14):
I think of the most and it kind of affected
our careers.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Yeah, sure did in a way, and yeah, we can
definitely talk about that at.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
The meet up by Yeah, yeah, Okay, I just had
to tell yea.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
I just told that story recently in my personal life,
and boy, the horror on the on my new coworkers'
faces when they heard the gory details.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Brutal. Yeah, just like if you think.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Kind of over all of us, if you.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Just be just hanging out and just doing nothing and
we get dragged, we get dragged along, Gary, Gary the
whole thing.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
I mean, I've got to be honest, It I think
probably affected five other people who aren't even on this show.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
So yeah, it really just uh well, we'll talk about it.
We'll talk about you'll remember it. It is a brutal fumble,
and Jacob, if you're not going to beat this meet up,
I suggest you'd be there because if you want to
feel better, you can just hear about Gary Ruin. You know,
(27:20):
you say five people, I would say five thousand if
you want to expand thousand, yeah, so you know, we
can just it was like, it horrifying. It's horrifying. It was.
It was.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
You'll feel a lot better about this party if you
hear this story, because god damn and I just you know,
full bore about as hard as you can straight into it.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Do you guys ever have a surprise party? Yeah? You
guys attended one of mine.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
That's right, very famous, arguably water cooler top three hundred moment.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Are you there all right? That's right.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Jerry's half birthday. It was my birthday that was celebrated
as your half birthday.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
It was okay, no, that was a half birthday was known.
He knew about the half birthday.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
I'm conflating two events.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
Okay, No, you're not conflating two events. They held my
They held my thirtieth birthday in the summer to throw
me off the scent so that they could tell me
it was a party for something else. So it was
sort of celebrated in the vicinity of when my half
birthday would have been.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
But which reminds me, did you guys do a surprise
fortieth that I missed? Aren't you turned forty in a
couple months there, buddy?
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Yeah, it was about eight months ago your birthday.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
You already turned forty.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Okay, who said happy birthday? First? Wait here, you didn't
turn forty, you turned twenty like twenty times. Yeah, you're right,
that's it was your twentieth, twenty twentieth birthday.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Yeah, I think that was your nineteen twentieth birthday, saying thirtieth,
thirty tenth, twenty ninth birthday.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Matt, Yeah, I've come to the mathematical conclusion that you're
full of shit. Okay, Well, next year is your twenty first,
twenty first birthday?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Okay, Well we'll let the mathematicians decide. I'm confident, I'm
very confident.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
I'm going to reverse mat reversion.
Speaker 6 (29:27):
How his premise makes sense, Well, his twenty first birthday,
Gary twenty first birthday was his twenty first, and then
twenty more of those.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
He's forty one. Yeah, okay, so here it's very simple, Matt.
I'm at it now. Matt is right. This is an
sat question. If Matt has twenty one birthdays and he's
twenty one years old, then that means he has zero friends.
(30:02):
All right, No blosster.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
That has a very sharp point on it to get
in between your teeth. And I'm really considering stabbing myself.
It's becoming harder and harder. Kno carry stabbed himself. That's
top what three?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
John Massachi on Facebook says, dos, congrats on your new
gig here in Charlotte. Thanks dude, you got a local.
Dowson had some news about uh yeah, joining the radio
out in Charlotte, which totally licks. Let's see here. Movie
(30:40):
Junkie of SLC on Patreon says Blackbird is a fantastic series.
It gets very intense towards the end. Also highly recommend
and if you look at the real guy, Paul Walter
Hauser portrays spot on casting. P w H is the
best part of The Naked Gun the Fantastic Four as well.
(31:00):
As Itania and Cobra Kai.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
I didn't look into the Paul Walter Houser real guy
beyond the picture they show in the finale episode, you know,
kind of in the credits they show the real guy. Okay,
so I saw that picture. I thought Hawser was a
little bigger than that guy. But you know, what are
you gonna do? Have you finished it?
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Matt? I think I have two left six parts. I
can't remember if I watched four of them or five
of them, but I'm pretty sure I have two left.
But I'm digging it. Call you like it?
Speaker 5 (31:29):
Yeah, I'm excited to watch that one, Mike J. Bit
of a follow up, I'll say for the flicking this week?
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Like that, Mike J. Nilsen says, finally, and that's probably
because we uploaded the episode so late. But uh yeah,
it kind of makes me feel good that people are waiting.
Speaker 4 (31:45):
You know.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Oh, but also show so settle down. But thank you
for being a subscriber, Mike Patriot, what you clearly paid for.
We appreciate it. Let's see here a lot of people,
a lot of people loving Joe Corner with Gary Jr.
(32:07):
That was amazing, Hey, Jenner, Frank Aguiano.
Speaker 5 (32:12):
Listening to that in the car in traffic, I burst
out so hard. The delivery was just fun, not a
chef's kiss, but it was not expecting that a.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
Impaccable and he just the way he shouted the punch.
Speaker 5 (32:31):
Yes, yes, it could not have been better. It couldn't
have been It was a perfect triple axle, easily.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Water already we already remembered that one.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Never mind. Yeah, well, anyway, I love I loved it too,
so I'm glad that it landed with Klan driving. Yeah.
In fact, Marty Ward says that we should make patrons
six dollars and promote Gary Junior to full time. Some
to think about. Don Powell, speaking of great jokes, a
lot of people loving Dawson's Blink one eighty two cruise
(33:04):
joke about uh, what's blink being eighty six? I was
I was joking. Oh yeah, but I was joking. Well,
a lot of people love that one, so that's good.
That's very nice of them. Uh, Producer L I love
that they love it. Producer LL, the gifter of Yoyo balls, says, thanks,
(33:28):
my grandson, the apple has landed. Oh yeah, dude, Okay,
I don't know how to feel about this. Most of
this comments about Garry Jr. I like, we were on
that show for like an hour. Gary was on there
for forty seconds. This is I've gett a little nervous.
Maybe we don't bring him on full time.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
I don't got to bring it man.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
That's true. That's true. But that's the thing that he
comes on and he just he just hits a home
run and leaves like that's what people can remember him for,
which is, you know, a good thing to do. Uh,
let's see here. Darren Sutton says, for the record, Creed
effing rocks.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
Yeah, I don't think that's debatable, that's absolutely fact.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Yeah, I think I think the Creed hate is turned
to die down a little bit, just the hate in general.
But yeah, the Creed nickelback. Everyone's welcome in the pool. Now,
let's see here. Stuart Bradshaws, is I like Dawson's quote
at the beginning of the show, which I know from
the Smith's song Panic Nice. Yes, And he also says that, right,
(34:31):
your college story is crazy because mine is exactly the same.
Out of high school, I went to Calcy Florton for
one year, then went to junior college and then went
to cal State LA, which absolutely hated. So look at
me and you Stewart, look at us crazy. Let's see
more Garrett Junior, we get it. You like Garrett Junior. Everybody. Sorry,
(34:54):
that's fine.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
You can't let it slow you down. Chris showing your ego, Man, No.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
I really am. I do have an ego, and it's
being totally.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
You should have seen Gary the things that Chris was
texting me after that show, like I don't want him
on the air anymoret.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Piece of.
Speaker 5 (35:12):
Thunder.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Exactly who does he think he is? Yeah? Sex and
straight to Gary Junior too, let's see. Jim Blake says,
I wish I had to bark in retail manager to
dish out stage college advice. I didn't even apply to
any colleges. I thought they just picked kids like a draft.
I did have a sweet videos that sucks. Man to Jim,
(35:34):
let's not tell you something like we're not we're not
taught that in high school. Well enough, at least I
did have a sweet video store job out of high school.
Didn't see that industry drying up the way it did. Yep,
that's a that's a Jim. But hopefully you're doing okay.
Now I mean you are. You're a patron subscriber, so
(35:55):
you know you got the mulah when we appreciate the support.
Let's see Andrew mcgiffin's Dawson is like my comedy shitting
on music soulmate. So he says that Eric and Katie
Jenks can attest. I went on that very creed pearl
jam rant Labor Day weekend. Nice. So look at that,
you guys. You guys are aligned. Let's see here, memes mean,
(36:20):
We've got a lot of memes in the thing. I
can't read all the memes, my goodness. Let's Ryan Scripts writes,
I am by no means a CPA, but I think
you might be able to deduct a gift card purchase
a business if he also claimed the gift card value
as income. I'm probably completely full of shit, but I
(36:43):
think there's something to what I'm saying. At a long
at a job long ago, the CEO was known to
hand out AMEX gift cards as bonuses, but they reported
they were reported as income to the I R S.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Wow. Okay, I'm saying wow that story and for that
incredible fact fighting mission.
Speaker 4 (37:03):
So here's what I'm going to say. Maybe, but Matt's
not reporting the gift cards. I can't write them all.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Yeah, it's a very clever idea, though I had never
really considered that. I think maybe there's a difference between
an AMEX credit card and a Colmador restaurant gift card,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
It could be one or the other. I think I
think the I R. S doesn't care. So yeah Amex
gift card and actual actual money checks or a gift
card to uh Ichi, then yeah, sure, yeah Ucci do
they have those? They probably do.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Why do you think I dined there?
Speaker 1 (37:41):
You dine at Gucci Ucci? Oh, Darren, it was.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
The same episode as the yellyo Ball. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
That's what it was. Darren's Well, I mean you said
you talked about for like four episodes. Darren Sutton says,
I like this one. This is a this is a
five hundred an episode five hundred right here. Probably not
a controversial take in this group, but I had the
thought today that water Cooler is totally my favorite podcast
(38:13):
to well done, as you go, boys. All the guys
bring a good part to the whole of the show.
I hope this ride never ends. That's really nice. Darren
thanks very sweet. Thanks thanks well. And then Brian Roberts
commented on that said, yep, it's the only show I
pay for, and I love it so much. I will
still go back and listen to all the old episodes
(38:33):
just to get a daily fix of my water cooler.
Speaker 5 (38:36):
We're gonna need you to go back and write down,
make a list of five hundred.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Yeah, yeah, we're said, math the time codes. Please show
let's let's think you ahead, make it six hundred.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Oh like that.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
There you go, make you know it's six hundred and ninety.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
Yeah, there you go here.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Eric Laporrez says, I agree, it's the only show I
pay for. I love it. Jason Kill says, I used
to joke that there were that there were podcasts I
wouldn't pay for, or there that there were peas I
wouldn't pay for. Podcast was one of them. Now I
can say I can't say that because of the water Cooler.
I miss I misread that. Let me the punctuation was weird.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
But you're you're you're against paying for pussy? Is that
what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
I used to joke that they were peas I wouldn't
pay for podcasts? Was one of them. Now I can't
say it because of water cooler. So what else is there?
Speaker 3 (39:24):
Posta, there's pearls Okay, you don't pay for pasta.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Paramount plus pearl. J Yes, Carrie pot pot pots of yeah.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
And now if if you pay for pot, then your
whole thing is null and void because that's a pretty
important pe.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Yeah. So Jason, need you to elaborate on what peas
you wouldn't pay for?
Speaker 3 (39:54):
And if Pot's not one of them, then you've lost
your entire argument.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Let's see Eric Janks, thank you for paying for this podcast? Yeah.
Eric Jenks says it's the only one I pay for
as well. It's cool to be apart from basically the
beginning to thank you, Eric, you so you're you just
pay right? Katie doesn't.
Speaker 4 (40:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
It's a it's a family business expense and they write
it off. Jim Blake says it's the Seggy's. A friend
of mine had a flailing podcast for years, and I
kept trying to explain to him that if you don't
have a guest, you need recurring bits to prompt conversation
and make the listener feel like they're playing along. Who
knows you might accidentally stumble on the next Jimmy Cherry Changa.
(40:41):
That's true, so good your Chimmy, sir. Yeah. Mike J.
Nilsen put up a Facebook poll says which of the
guys is most likely get to get offended by a
poll created here? Overwhelming overwhelmed mean amount of votes, which
(41:02):
I think they're just trolling him according to the comments
they are. But it's to Gary and they put two
rs in Gary to just to just double down with
the hate and the urs. I'm in, I'm next, which
I should be higher? Gary Junior should be number one,
and then uh Dawson is after me, and then Matt
(41:24):
and Kaalen both tied at like they came the least
at one percent. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (41:28):
I love a good poll. I love a good poll.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
That's is that a good poll?
Speaker 5 (41:32):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 1 (41:34):
All right, well there you go Kaalen. So all right,
well those are comments everybody. Thanks for writing in, Thanks
for the polls, thanks for the love, thanks thanks for
being at.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
I'm offended by that post. I think I should be
much higher.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
Do you think? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (41:51):
What are we saying? Gary?
Speaker 4 (41:52):
I said, for anyone who's not a Patreon subscrivery, there
would be an outro right here, I'm just saying yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Right, saying yeah, but it's episode five hundred, just kidding,
paid for it. I don't care. I don't care. You
gotta you gotta hold strong. It's like, you know, I've
been Look, I've been parenting Dawson this thing called a toddler.
I've also been parenting Dawson in a way too, But
(42:22):
there's a there's a type of human being called a toddlers. Yeah,
and I gotta stay strong. I got It's it's it's
hard when he wants strawberries and I'm just like, eat
your case, bro, Like no, and then but you gotta
I think what you're doing wrong.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
If he has a problem, dude, you gotta let him
know how good cass are, Bro, how good he has it.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
Bro, check out the case of Bro. That's what I'm saying.
It's fun to say. And the thing is you're probably
eats and cheese are nice to I love I love
toddler food. I get it, man, I look at his
food in my mouth waters, I look down at my salad.
I'm like this bullshit.
Speaker 5 (43:06):
I love toddler food as well. Case a Dias, chicken nuggets,
mac and cheese. You know who doesn't like toddler food?
My toddlers. Yeah, they won't eat any of this stuff,
won't touch the stuff. I don't know what's wrong with them.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
Wow, yeah, see that'sberries though. Yeah, maybe they're maybe they're
becoming like mad. They just they're they're just getting a
little too fancy there, a little too hoity toity. But
is the real way discipline them? Or yeah? You know,
you know, I bet Matt says when he goes to bars,
instead of like, oh, can I see your cocktail menu,
he's like, can you tell me about your cocktail program?
(43:40):
I think that's that's what he says.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
Now I can say with confidence I've never called it
a program, but I will go forward.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
Can I see the brochure of cocktails? Please? I like
cocktail program? You have a spreadsheet? But you're right, Calen,
toddler food is awesome, so and actually a real it's
a real problem because if they decide they're not gonna
eat it, it's really hard for you not to eat
it because it's just sitting right there. You're eating it exactly.
(44:11):
That's a real problem for me, which brings me to
number two forty six. The guys come up with a
new concept for a toddler restaurant. So, mister Cuban, let
us tell you this is a restaurant that only serves
dinod Nuggies, grilled cheese, nuggets, berries, caesadillas for adults, and.
Speaker 5 (44:31):
Mac and cheese, mac and cheese and craft.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Adults would love that too. The adult would love that too.
So we need a toddler only restaurant. Everything is covered
in plastic. It's gonna get messy. There are just it's
just all tear away. Everything's tear away tablecloths, tear away floors,
tear away bibs, everything. Yeah, so I think we're onto
something here. So another business idea other than you know,
(44:58):
the Patreon stuff. So I think I think this is good.
All right, well we've speaking of Patreon. We should probably
get ready to get going with that. But wait, Matt,
you had a t o D that you wanted to
get into you before before we left.
Speaker 2 (45:11):
Oh, we're going to do this now, Buckle out, Buckle up, fellas.
All right, here's something that this occurred to me. I
think I do something weird at the supermarket and I
wanted to ask you guys.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
I'm going to stop you there, I want to stop.
Steel veal is definitely one. I'm going to say it
is weird. I'm already I'm going out on a limbar.
Speaker 5 (45:33):
I'm just I'm gonna Klein's gonna K's gonna think it's
completely normal.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
Gary and I are going to think it's weird. I'm
gonna I'm going to simply say that I've done it before.
Dawson said before I like this, Okay, Matt, Well, here's the.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Thing I would I would think that this is an
activity that we all do, but maybe I do it
for more categories. Now, let me let me put you
in this, uh visualize this if you will. You're at
the supermarket. You're in let's say, like the dairy section,
and there's you know, like packaged sliced cheese. All right,
(46:11):
you want to make some sandwiches later, You're gonna buy
some some sliced shddar.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
I think I know who you're getting that.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
Which package in the line of packages do you take?
Do you take the front cheese or do you like
go back two or three units and take that cheese.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
I'm Matt. I also I knew I did this. I
knew I did it. I do this with.
Speaker 3 (46:39):
Thrifty ice cream chocolate malted crunch, because there's one store
that sells it, and it's always old and the malt
pieces are no longer a crunch, so you don't want
to buy them there. So I always get the back
ice cream. But since then, since then problem solved, I
went to Ralph's and they have ones that aren't fucking
(47:02):
expired via our da.
Speaker 1 (47:03):
Sure I do that with lunch meat, Okay, I got
a pack of baloney the other day.
Speaker 3 (47:14):
Yeah, they bro go back with the BLOONI yeah, Kailin,
where do you stand on this?
Speaker 5 (47:21):
When it comes to you're on the right track here,
You're on the right track here. But when it comes
to the the prepackaged foods like the lunch meat and
the cheeses, Yeah, I'm just taking the first one there.
That's fine. Now if we're talking more like produce.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
Milk, like milk, it's going to spoil quickly.
Speaker 5 (47:38):
It's also like kind of a hassle. It's a hassle
to get milk that far back, Like I mean, it's
tough to like go in there and grab it with
how big they are. Kind of almost the same thing
with the cheeses. It's kind of condensed, but something like
you know, when I buy mushrooms, like the Baby Bella mushrooms,
those are the ones I like. I find that the
ones hidden in the back there are always more fresh
(48:00):
than the ones up front sight, So I will do
the moons, but not to the cheeses or the lunch meats.
Speaker 2 (48:06):
Chris, scary your turn.
Speaker 1 (48:09):
This is insane behavior for anything besides like milk.
Speaker 3 (48:14):
I get my milk at Costco and it's organic and
it lasts like three fucking months.
Speaker 5 (48:21):
I will also say that we run through milk so
quickly in this house that it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
Worry which one we buy. Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 5 (48:27):
I can see why that would definitely be a choice
for anyone in which the gallon won't be gone in
two days.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
Oh wait, Matt, how far does your insanity extent? Are
you doing this for? Like cereal?
Speaker 2 (48:39):
That's That's exactly why I bring it up, because the
answer is yes, I do it for literally everything in
the supermarket. And started to occur to me that maybe
I don't need to do this for every single item,
And I'm like, does everyone do this for every item?
I can't be the only one.
Speaker 3 (48:57):
Cereal is overkilled dude that's got a shelf life of forever.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Now, I also will say this too. This doesn't apply
to sending like a box of cereal, but it absolutely
applies to send me like a package of cheese. I'm
checking the shape, all right. I want to make sure
that those those twelve slices have been sealed in the
package in a way where it's like retained a nice shape.
It didn't get like misshuffled and there's like three pieces
that are stacked up on top of each other, or
(49:22):
like bacon. You gotta check the bacon for the shape.
Speaker 5 (49:25):
I can't help you with this one, Matt, you're going
You're going to far here.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
Well, Chris hasn't said a word, so I know he
supports me one hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
He's fucking disgusted. I am. I am so disgusted.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
Bye by everyone else, right.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
No, no, no, man, damn I need you to hear this.
I am so disgusted in myself because I do the
same thing. I am. I check them all. I want
to know what was made the soonest, what was the
what's the freshest of the bunch? Yeah me the longest,
(50:04):
yep I I my murial Cereal Real. I don't buy cereal,
but everything the cheeses, especially if it's one of those
back letting ones where the guys just back there he's
loading from the back. I'm like, that's the one I'm
gonna get. That's the one, maybe the one for me,
Get the one in the front, get the one in
the back, and then I put them all back.
Speaker 2 (50:24):
Oh you put him back. See that's bigger man than me.
I just leave him on the floor.
Speaker 1 (50:29):
Wow. Really no, No, I do.
Speaker 3 (50:33):
Like I buy Mozetta, pepper Andcini, and you got to
make sure those are the pepper Andcini has gotta be
fucking crisp, so you definitely reach back and buy the
ones at the very back of the aisle.
Speaker 1 (50:45):
So, Matt, what about catchup? Are you?
Speaker 2 (50:48):
Are you a ross?
Speaker 1 (50:49):
Yeah? What about ranch?
Speaker 6 (50:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (50:52):
Like taking all of the ranches off the shelf, reaching
as far back as you can to get the ranch
that's in the back.
Speaker 2 (50:58):
Well, that's pretty easy for the ranch because you can
just put sh thows to the side. You don't have
to take them off the shelf.
Speaker 1 (51:02):
But yeah, but also like you just got to look,
you're messing up. You're going to the back on an
item that is not backloaded.
Speaker 2 (51:12):
Who's to say, Gary, they backload all the items are
the supermarket works.
Speaker 5 (51:16):
The time supermarket employee supermarket works.
Speaker 1 (51:20):
I worked at every market for two years. I know
exactly how it works. They don't backload that. They don't
backload the shelves, do they No? Okay, so that don't
you take the front they do?
Speaker 2 (51:31):
Dude, every time I go to Now, we got to
do this now with the listeners. Need a wagh in.
Look what you've done, Gary, Look at what you've done.
Speaker 1 (51:38):
What I've done?
Speaker 2 (51:39):
Reach everyone to the feature around at the supermarket.
Speaker 4 (51:43):
That there is a space in between the aisles where
the super skinny, fucking star like supermarket employee is going
in between the aisles and loading all the shelves from
the hind You mean the aisle elves.
Speaker 2 (51:55):
Yeah, dude, we all know about them.
Speaker 1 (51:57):
Let's step in there.
Speaker 2 (51:58):
For generations.
Speaker 3 (51:59):
They have to rotate. They rotate the Stock's that you
know that. I don't even Here's what I'm going to say,
Chris and Matt. Chris and Matt, you guys actually look
at the dates. I don't go through that much effort.
I just know how they stock it, and I take
the one in the back, daw do you do that?
Speaker 5 (52:17):
Okay, that's not necessarily the wrong move, it's just what
products are you doing it for?
Speaker 1 (52:22):
Ye that's at the ranch. Is the wrong move to.
Speaker 5 (52:25):
Go the extra step to do that?
Speaker 4 (52:26):
The logic nessary guy in the back of this case
who is loading them, you know, from behind, that's all.
Speaker 1 (52:34):
That's a logical move. I can get behind that.
Speaker 4 (52:36):
But when we get to the dry goods in the
middle of the store, where there is no space between
the aisle for some invisible fucking elf to come and
load the shows from behind.
Speaker 2 (52:45):
They don't just like reach around. They stack the boxes.
They start the back and then they bring it up
to the front.
Speaker 1 (52:50):
They have forklift type stuff too to get up there. Yeah.
I think there's a tube healing. Can you believe it?
We've been surrounded by for five hundred episodes.
Speaker 5 (52:59):
It's this is Yeah, this is going too far.
Speaker 1 (53:02):
Yeah, I don't know. I'm with you, Matt either way. Thanks,
But I don't check the shape of my bacon. You
you're weirdo, all right?
Speaker 2 (53:08):
Oh my god, you are missing out. You're missing out, dude.
You got some weird fucking bacon.
Speaker 1 (53:12):
Man, You got to check that shape, all right, shap Bacon.
Speaker 2 (53:16):
Straight lines, baby straight lines?
Speaker 1 (53:19):
All right? Well, why don't we go around the horn? Now,
get our plugs in before we record Patreon. We need
a palate cleanser here, some nice plug, something for everyone
to check out. Matt needs better help. Well let's find out, Matt.
What can we check out for you?
Speaker 4 (53:36):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (53:36):
Well, I am going to plug the fine city of
Los Angeles, which I will be visiting in December.
Speaker 1 (53:43):
I was wondering if you were gonna admit that, because
I actually last night.
Speaker 2 (53:46):
Yeah yeah, one of my other friends called me even
later than you did on my birthday.
Speaker 4 (53:50):
Yeah, said, He called me and said, is it Matt's birthday?
And before I even answered him, I just called you.
Speaker 1 (53:58):
First. Yeah. Anyway, La coming back. He's making for his
return for one day.
Speaker 2 (54:06):
Well, no, like I'm there's a day that I'll tell
you guys about the.
Speaker 1 (54:10):
For having one day made.
Speaker 2 (54:13):
And look, if you want to buy me a drink
while there, I'll just be standing there with my hand
like this.
Speaker 1 (54:18):
Nice. I like that. Count me in either way, Caitlin,
what about you?
Speaker 4 (54:24):
The fun part about that is that I'm probably gonna
hand Matt a giant check and then have to buy
him a drink.
Speaker 1 (54:32):
Yeah, Gary, Gary gives us those big checks.
Speaker 2 (54:34):
Yeah, I love that you do that.
Speaker 4 (54:35):
Yeah, it's really my printing costs are really just out astronomical.
Speaker 1 (54:40):
But my big hates it, by the way. Yeah, stay committed.
All right, Calen? What about you?
Speaker 5 (54:47):
Just falling about with Michael Bean? Great episode this week.
My dad had a friend of his own who's not
a big name, but he was like my dad's fixer
all through the eighties and nineties. So my dad gotten
real big trouble. He called this guy who actually had
a part in the abyss to come help him out
when he was in a snack. So it's a really
fun episode. You guys check it out.
Speaker 1 (55:07):
Dude.
Speaker 5 (55:08):
What's the guy's name, Great, Chris Murphy.
Speaker 1 (55:13):
Chris Murphy. Yeah, that sounds like a fixer. Yeah, hell yeah,
all right, just falling about Gary? What about you?
Speaker 4 (55:21):
Uh, check out a Wriggles Picks podcast that you can
find on YouTube or anywhere you get podcasts. It's largely
just the host and childhood heroes of mine making fun
of me and uh, definitely not a bummer at all.
Speaker 1 (55:39):
That's all rights. What about you just call your mom
and tell her I said Hi, to send a bunch
of your friends, Joy oh Man, solid, solid, and yeah,
and for me, I just want to once again just
(55:59):
think all the listeners who've been hanging out with us
and listening to us Flapbart Guns for five hundred episodes
and even more on Patreon. That's got hundreds more closer
to like. Yeah, but yeah, thank you, thank you, thank you.
We really appreciate it. And so yeah, I just want
to just give a shout out to all of you.
So from all of us here at the Ona Cooler,
(56:25):
thank you, and we'll see you layer this week for
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