April 2, 2025 • 50 mins
The guys chat about Maine, capes, and bachelorette parties.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
Hey, welcome to water Cooler. Welcome back to water Cooler,
or for the new listeners, just straight up welcome. You know,
the show goes a chriss. Want to kick it with
my Corolla digital buds of yesteryear with me today. All
the way in Orange County, California, we got Gary Smith.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Oh bad.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yeah, for some reason I didn't get it. It like muted?
Can I get one more of those? Yeah? I don't know.
Like I'm even looking at my levels right now and
I got nothing. Hattie Patna, Oh that is good. I
think he even did it better the second.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Time, so he did hear the first time?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I think listeners will be on my side. And then
all the way and Austin, Texas, it's Matt Fondelier. Hey, brother,
it's pretty good. Pretty good too.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Then all the way north Hollywood, California, it's Mike Dawson
ad a partner. Oh all right now.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
It can just straight up jack in your life.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I like it. Let's see it. Let's see if Kaylen
does Kaylyn take it as well. And then at least
Matthew odd Man out, but let's let's see how he does.
And then all the way in Long Beach, California, like myself.
It's kayln bean, what's going on? Oh really, dude, you
have a trying to jack intros.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
That's not my style. I got my own thing going on.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I was actually I wasn't. I wasn't jacking it.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I was just you know, not only not only did
you jacket, you freaking cleave it. Yeah that's yours. Now enjoy.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah we go. I'm gonna go jacket right now.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
We still have a podcast to do. Yeah, okay, oh
wait we can.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
We can go out later, all right.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
There my favorite.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Way to do it. All right, Look, we got we
got a lot to get into. Matt is back from
wine country yep, and uh yeah, I mean.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
Wine country in Texas.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
In Texas. Yeah, wine country in Texas. Very important.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
You're just gonna have to wait here, all right, very important.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Just because grapes grow, it doesn't really make it wine country.
But I'm looking forward to the shay.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Hey, look, we're talking limestone rich soil, temperate climate, ideal
conditions for growing grapes.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Ideal and that must be why the wine industry is
booming in Austin, Texas.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
It what time was it when you looked up the
word temperate.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Well, I can't wait to hear all about it. I'm
sure we'll get a shade sometime this week where Matt
will explain what the Austin, Texas wine country.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Oh, let me let me assure you. I I wanted
to tell you guys about the trip. In addition to
Shay segments, I've got stories from the trip. I want
to share my experience with you guys. It's more than
just drinking a lot.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Was this for your anniversary? By the happy anniversary?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Thank you? Yes, that's right, tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Anniversary.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
It is definitely on my calendar, kayling.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Uh it is.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Uh, it will be our ninth anniversary. Thus we had
our winth anniversary in one country, ruined it.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Now, what's the move here?
Speaker 5 (03:41):
You're not on video, You're missing.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I don't blame that.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
He's what we all want to do wine?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Is that? Is that really what it is? Because I
know like what the first year is like.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
It's a rubber. That's the rubber. Do you give each
other a rubber band? You have the rubber, it's the rubber?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Anniversary?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Well, in our house, it was the it was to
celebrate the year of wine. Yeah, exactly. And celebrate we did.
So anyway we can get we can get into some
of my experiences there, because uh, it was a great time.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Okay, I'm kind of hoping right now you'll just put
a cork in it.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Oh that's why he's Mike Dawson. Everybody. Yeah, he gets
to do that jacket and.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Cork jacket it and putting the cork in well.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Before there's your title. No, yeah, absolutely not all right
and well, speaking speaking of Dawson, So you're getting ready
for your cruise. You're doing a big old gig. I
am announcing bands to come up on stage and play music.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I do my best work forty five seconds at a time.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
It's a it's a it's an awesome gig.
Speaker 6 (04:57):
The girls say so.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Mm hmm, hey, as long as they're there for the
right forty five seconds.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Dawson always introed my band with and now for the
greatest band on this stage right now, it's Loxy.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
There are things I can't say I've used that. I've
used that before on these cruises, but I got to
be really careful about which bands I use that for
because some of them are just you know, kind of
ragtag new you know, and they're fine, they can deal
with it, but you get some of these legendary acts
up there. I can't. I can't introduce Rick Wakeman.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
Like that, you know, but uh, the dog it's a
good way to get punched some out.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
From Yes, he's from Yes. It's it's a good way
to He's one of the marquee players. The marquee players
on this cruise are Rick Wakeman, uh from Yes and
from Yes, Steve Hackett from Genesis. Yeah you think early
Genesis Lamb lies down on Broadway and jacket Ship.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Look, we say it's an easy gig, but do you
like it's forty five seconds you're introducing a band trying
to get people pumped up? Like Kaitlin, when he heard
you were doing a forty five second gig, he was jealous.
He's like, dude, that sounds like the easiest thing in
the world is get up on stage an intro band. Well,
let's let's see Kylen introduced Rick Wakeman right now.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
Rick Wakeman uh is from Yes and he uh he
plays bass and yes, Yes, are.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
You asking the audience that as you order to see him?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Not that did dodg your intro? Kaitlyn, your intro.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
Dawnson with that that Klen punched them out.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yeah, here's one thing that I said before. I said,
I hope you were taking us by the way. Yeah, yes,
this cruise is a prog rock cruise. And UH do
this joke sometimes on stage too, where I just say
I find it. I wron that in the beginning, Genesis
kind of sucked, and I said, I said something towards
(07:09):
that on this cruise, and these people are the early
Genesis people.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
They only want the old stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
So I will reverse the joke when I host the
pre party on Thursday night, I will say it is
wonderful to be amongst people who truly understand that in
the beginning Genesis was the best. And then everyone will
(07:38):
be like yeah, nerd and then and then but their.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Later stuff sucked. Am I right?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
It's it's it's yeah, it's fun. I get gotta host
two Q and a's. Those are the hardest things where
you know you're you're on the stage with a band
for an hour. No I don't.
Speaker 6 (07:58):
I not the band.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
I'm talking about all the people asking questions sometimes.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
But this is not that cruise. This cruise is these
people are genuinely generally cru martyr because this is prog rock.
This is like math rock, you know, this is this
is scientists on the base and keyboards and synthesizers and
that kind of thing. So not, there's no, there's not
(08:26):
hardcore alcohol abuse on this cruise.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
Doesn't sound like very much fun nerds.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Oh yeah, nerds, but you know, and then I don't.
I don't drink while I'm working, but you know, y'allota
at eleven o'clock at night. That's the hardest part, though.
Gary is waiting for those forty five seconds and what
am I going to do for an hour until my
next forty five seconds? And you know, it's very You're
(08:54):
on a floating bar and it's very hard not to
just go drink, so I would imagine.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
So you're saying, oh, we've all done it and it
was very hard, but.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
It's going to be fun. I'll be prepared for those
of you looking at the video tier. This is a
road microphone.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah, so Dawson it works, it's not he's speaking into
an unplugged microphone. I bet this microphone does not work.
But Dawson is basically showing how he's going to smuggle MHM.
Speaker 6 (09:25):
Does the top contra band.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Good word, Yeah, here's a piece of contraband, why are
you putting.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
In your butt? Wanted to use the microphone.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
And then pat it with other contraband and you know
that'll get rid of the shake and uh that goes
through and you just put that in another bag with microphones.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
And what happens when you plug the microphone in?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Absolutely fire and everyone gets high.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Yeah, the angels, the angels get high.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Now, Dawson, can I suggest that while you're introing one
of the bands you work in, something like our next
band is contraband, and then you just light a joint
on Still.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
That would get me kicked off the boat. But I
like it. Yeah, I thought this was America no international
waters bro Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
I thought anything goes to international waters that like supersedes
American law.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
In marathimes pirate, Yeah all right, got maritime law just
as job.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
But yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Anyway, that's a good Red Eye pre party. And then uh,
somewhere in the Bahamas or Caribbean on uh we leave
on Friday or somewhere on Saturday or Sunday.
Speaker 6 (10:47):
And what cruise line is it?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
You Wednesday? Norwegian? Oh?
Speaker 6 (10:50):
Nice?
Speaker 4 (10:51):
So do you go to like their private like island
in the Bahamas or whatever.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
We're going we have I I believe they have several
of them at each kind of destination port. But the
first place we're going to, I think it's called Puerta
Plata and that's just a cool fucking town in Mexico.
(11:19):
And we just go into town and have some drinks
and get some chips and salsa, and I love drinking
in Mexican resort towns.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
How long are you going to be in town for?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Each stop? Is no longer than ten hours?
Speaker 6 (11:36):
All right, I'm gonna call you after this. I usually
pick myselfing up.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Oh how long am I going to be in town
until I leave? I leave tomorrow night.
Speaker 6 (11:44):
No, No, how long are you going to be in
Mexican towns?
Speaker 3 (11:46):
He needs you to smuggle?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah, Garry wants to know how long you're going to
be in Mexico and how much room do you have
in that microphone?
Speaker 3 (11:56):
In Mexico, there's a project it's called zine. It's very
hard to come by here America.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
That's funny, that's true. I had a had a phone
call about contraband this morning as well.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Yeah, I'm sensing that, well, I hope. I hope you
have fun.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
You will, dude, dude, this is I'm blessed man who
gets to live like this. It's it's a lot of work.
I'll maybe sleep for five hours of unlucky at night.
But you know, there's miracles happen on these boats. Somehow
I can get through five days of constant partying and
(12:38):
noise and not be hungover once.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
It's the Lord's work.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
It's the Lord's work in action. It's it's it's a miracle.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
Wakes up.
Speaker 7 (12:47):
He just tells himself, I'm not hungover, and then that
usually works.
Speaker 6 (12:54):
All right.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Well, Calen just texted me another idea for your intro
for Rick Wakeman Ripped with You and Izzy Dawson. Hey
is he? Do you know what band is coming up next?
Is he? Yes? Dawson?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Oh, don't do it?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Is he?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Don't do it?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Animaniacs did the best.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
This is like ten pages.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
I know.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
The other cool thing though, I know, yeah, the other
cool thing. The thing I'm actually most excited about is
every night on the cruise they have like a different
theme night, and legitimately one of the theme nights is
called Cape Night. Now, think of the level of nerding
(13:39):
that has to go on for three thousand people to
wear a cape all night. I have the same cape.
I bought a cape for six dollars on Amazon when
I first got this job three years ago. I bring
it with me every year. But I figured it out.
I have, you know, the shirt that I gave you
guys with my face saw on it in the sure
(14:02):
I wear shirt and mine's blue. I wear the blue
shirt a red cape the same bandanah, So I am
the dude on the shirt and it's I look like
a stoner superhero.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Ye.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Is there anyone get clever with this and like make
a T shirt with the picture of like the Cape
of Good Hope.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
You know, oh, like the Cape Fear or something.
Speaker 6 (14:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Even Benner just walking around with a big poster of
that movie s Mart.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
They said, Hey, it's Cape night, dude. I'm just following
the rules. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (14:40):
I think good for I think it's good for a
few free beers. If you do that. Next year, I
think we.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Have a Lebowski night. I gotta wear my Lebowski sweater.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Wow, this cruise was made for you, man, I know.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
And then one night we're doing a pink Floyd Night
get at it, and I said, uh, I have to
dig through my DVDs and find Pink Floyd Live at
Pump Pay and bring it so they can show that
movie at midnight on Pink Floyd Night.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
I'm surprised you just don't have a cape that covers
all three of these scenarios, because yeah, this is right
up your alley. And then also Cape canaveral too. Someone
can wear a map of that. What is peak cape
because I think I personally think it's Batman the Cape Crusaders.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Just now see, I'm telling you I know what I have.
I know what's peak cape is. I think I think
it's Superman's Cape.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
Cape.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
It's necessary, not only the first superhero, but immortalized, immortalized
in a Jim Crochy song. Correct, Jim Crochey didn't sing
about any other capes, and and I don't know any
any uh any songs about Cape Fear Cape.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
I just want to state for the record that another
Marvel hero named Doctor Strange played by Benedtt Cumberbatch, as
a magical cape that also fights. It is fighting. I'm
going to go ahead and say that that is peak
cape because it has its own You know its own soul.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
I also think that we have to throw in the mix.
George Cassandra's father's lawyer.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
That's a good drop work cape. Very well.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Okay, so there's I want to hear from the from
the listeners. Give us your peak cape. James Brown's cape,
it's pretty sweet.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Drag Elvis's cape, Elvis no topical.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Yeah, I'm trying to think, Uh yeah, I mean Batman Kaelin,
you think Batman's is equally unnecessary to Superman's.
Speaker 7 (16:44):
Now I forgot that it forms and actually allows him
to not fly but fall slower.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Yeah, yeah, he Mary Poppin's his cape to just kind
of glide a little bit more. All right, well, yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Would get destroy Racula had a pretty cool case.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Yeah, I know, caves for the most part, do you
seem unnecessary? It just kind of signifies that you're a superhero.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
I just want to say again, in a scenario where
two capes are fighting each other, one of them will
actually be able to fight. The other is just gonna
lie on the floor.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
So every night I have to host all of these
theme nights, me and Izzy. That's that's our other big
job is every single night we're on the microphone for
a few hours running the theme nights contests game ship
like that. It's awesome though, I was built for this.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
You are take pictures of your costumes, please, absolutely a
little show and tell when you return and he's watching
off the boat, who's watching the egg while you're gone?
Speaker 3 (17:50):
True?
Speaker 5 (17:50):
Good question.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
MT.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
You're gonna need to get like a sitter.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Yeah, I'm sure you have someone coming in for the dog,
but you know, just have to take a peek.
Speaker 6 (17:59):
You have check on the egg.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Yeah, the egg is alive and well.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
And living in all right? Can you bring it out
right now?
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (18:11):
I want to see that. I want to see it.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
For me to go get the egg.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
I want you to hold it up to the screen.
Speaker 7 (18:15):
Get your cape to whoever is dog sitting for you.
You better tell them to keep their fucking hands off
that egg too.
Speaker 6 (18:22):
What happens if we have some sort of a power
failure while he's gone.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
I don't think that bothered him. You think that's what
would make that gross? After nine months? Is?
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (18:34):
I do.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Like, By the way, for anyone who wasn't in the meetup,
that we have a person who attends to meet up
every single month who their birthday falls on the day
that will be eating this egg and they're very excited
about it.
Speaker 6 (18:44):
That was uh.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
And by meetup, I assume, oh, their mine back.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
I meant the money meet up. You know what, No, Matt,
I didn't. I meant the Mason Jar meet up.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
That's right, That's right. We had a hell of a
meetup and by some strange coincidence, I think four or
five people were all drinking from Mason Jars. It was incredible.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
Was that was just like once we made once we
made light of it, that number popped up to like
nine or ten.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Oh at that point. But I just meant it, you know,
in the moment. It was incredible. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
And then Matt had the audacity to make fun of
everybody's drinking drinking cups.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Yeah, that was pretty we're talking about.
Speaker 6 (19:25):
It was pretty rich, Matt fucking pointing out weird cups.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Oh, I get it.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
What are you drinking out of right now?
Speaker 6 (19:32):
Matt?
Speaker 3 (19:33):
I'm glad you. I'm glad you brought that up, because
when I was on my trip to Fredericksburg, I just
so happened to gotten a new my aircup.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
What's drinking out of right now?
Speaker 7 (19:44):
It's a disco ball. It's a red disco ball.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:48):
Those are something that looks like it's made for.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
He's sipping it out of a straw in like the
most suggestive.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Actually, it's like a little plastic thing that keeps the
straw from coming out out of the coconut. You know.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Yeah, because Matt like a pink coconut. You know, Matt,
that's not that's not a pink coconut.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
No it is.
Speaker 6 (20:09):
Why not, You're a fucking pink coconut.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Yeah, It's just one of many stops along the way
in wine country.
Speaker 8 (20:20):
And how does that conversation go through wine wine vessel?
Hold on, how does that conversation go with your wife?
Gem I need to buy this. Just sit quietly for
a moment while I transact with this person. Sir, how
much for your pink coconut?
Speaker 2 (20:34):
What?
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Listen? Austin is bachelorette town every week and you go
out there bachelorette parties. And when you go to Fredericksburg,
which is you know, wine country, about ninety minutes outside
of Austin.
Speaker 6 (20:48):
Stop saying wine country.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
The bachelorette party is. It's exponential. It's everywhere you look.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Before they double up on the bachelor parties. That's where
the men and the women get together. And they did
a big group thing in the Wine country that happens
in Sandy and as all the fucking time, all right.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
So I was trying to be reasonable with my wife
on our drive hot. Yeah, I say, what's the over
under on how many uh how many bachelorette parties we're
going to see? And I put the number at ten.
And I'm curious what you guys think.
Speaker 6 (21:20):
We're there.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
We're there for like thirty six hours.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Just because you're asking, it's the.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Over it's the thirty six hours.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
It's three a day.
Speaker 6 (21:30):
Yeah, we got to think about the weather, Dawson.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
This is like prime time for you know, people get
married in the summer, so this is a prime time
for bachelor bachelorette party.
Speaker 6 (21:38):
The weather's good. I'm kicking the over.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Well, doctor, I'm gonna be contrary and go under.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
I put the number at ten, like I said. And
at the end of our our first evening, which we
just arrived on Friday, kind of schmoozed the town for
a couple hours, went out for dinner, and then went
back to our our airbnb, we saw six bachelorette parties,
and and I was trying to be very specific about it,
like there were plenty of just girls trips. I was
looking for the tiaras, for the white boots, for the sashes,
(22:10):
for the penis straws. Six confirmed bachelorette parties on night one,
and then the next day when we started our wine tasting,
the very first place, we went to four bachelorette parties
in the same exact room, so we hit ten at
eleven o four am. And also at the first venue
were these giant pink stretch limos and other cars that
(22:33):
were converted into stretch limos, like a Dodge Charger stretch limo,
hot pink with a hot tub, with a hot tub
in the back, and every single one of them said,
like Brooks bubbles, I think anyway cooks.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
The bubble bar at the disco ball matt That's not well.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
We saw this place, and we saw the cars and
these groups everywhere we went, and then sure enough we
found out that in downtown Fredericksburg there is a bar
there where everybody meets up. And it was my wife's
idea to go in there for the record.
Speaker 6 (23:14):
And whose idea was it to buy the merch.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Well, it came with the drink that I ordered, Sir.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
I ordered my souvenir drink, good for you, every every drink.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
What was it?
Speaker 6 (23:24):
What was the drink called?
Speaker 3 (23:25):
It was a mango froze and it was absolutely it
was absolutely delicious. Did you order it?
Speaker 6 (23:34):
In the Dave Damashek voice.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
I'm just doing that for fun. I'm just doing it
with you guys. Uh yeah, So and listen, there's there's
there's a lot more to get into. I want to say.
I want to save some for the for the Patreon
show because I gotta tell you, guys, I may or
may not have had a paranormal experience.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
You had two normal experiences.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
That's beautiful.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Is beautiful anyway, I'll say the Patreon I'll let you
guys be the judge.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
All right, Um, well, I'm already judging you. Just for
the record, I'm already judging you.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Yeah, why why let me.
Speaker 6 (24:17):
Count the ways?
Speaker 4 (24:20):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Well? It it is very bachelorette party e so very nice, Matt.
I can't wait to hear about Wide country. Look, before
we get into a couple of comments, I do have
an excerpt from my bus journal. You guys, want to.
Speaker 6 (24:36):
Makes me feel good.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Hell yeah, feel good, Ryan.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Once again, this is just a journal entry from my
road trip in two thousand and six for me and
fifteen other guys bought a school by stick around the country.
Our next stop, we're last in Washington, d C. When
Chris Buss broke the the subway or the metro door. Yeah.
Now we're making our way up north. We go to Rochester, Massachusetts.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
It looks like.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Rochester, Massachusetts has some really awesome people there. I met
this dude, Will who worked at seven to eleven.
Speaker 6 (25:22):
A gious.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
There's something, man, there's an award somewhere. There's a pulitzer
in there, something a Marconi. I don't know, but something.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Questions seventy questions.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
I dropped the short version of our story and he
was way stoked. He recommended that.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
I'm just picturing the drunk history reenactment of this in
my head where the guy's mouthing the words like way stoked.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Oh, Chris, this needs to be animated.
Speaker 7 (25:57):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
He recommended that we hit in Maine because the cops
could give quote a rats ass.
Speaker 6 (26:07):
The state of me.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
We should go to Maine because the cops could give
quote a rats ass.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
That's pretty odd. Well where were you Rochester, mass Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Okay, yeah, He's like, you guys should keep going north.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
I'd imagine in Massachusetts they're all fucking Boston cops.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Check out. Maine cops could give a rats ass.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
What what day of the trip is this roughly, and
how many days from Miami, Florida are we because this
seems like a very different Zoneia.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
You know, I didn't I should have put that I
did not date these.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Chris. I'm holding on to hope that somewhere in this
diary it says wicked Pissa.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Well oh, he said, also says you could pretty much
smoke weed wherever in Maine. So there you go, Dawson.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Dude, Yeah, come on, I have a travel agent for this.
They tell me where to smoke. I don't need you
telling me. I know these things, dude. I know the
cops are easy and cool in Maine. It's one of
the things they teach us in Stoner school.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Oh. He was super stoked on getting a Dean CD.
Dean was the band of some of the guys in
the on the trip, and I was stoked on a
lot of stuff, and he asked them to autograph it.
He also gave me his MySpace he and then he
wrote his MySpace on our bus. Oh yeah, we let
people like tag our bus with whatever as we went
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through the country. His my space was his my.
Speaker 7 (27:46):
Space working at seven eleven or I thought, I think
he was like behind the counter.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
But yet think he was. But he came out running
our bus and he he said, oh, his my Space
account is my space dot com slash Willard for twenty. Wow.
Speaker 6 (28:06):
So this guy was messing around.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
What was it? At least I'm still up my space
dot com.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Slash Willard w I L L A r D for
twenty So that was his That was his MySpace account.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Man, that's funny, dude.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Yeah, it's a restricted profile.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
I was at the Mint. That was at the Mint
seeing Angela Patrilli the other Saturday night and Chris, I'm
not sure if you're familiar, but there's this host at
the Mint and he calls himself Johnny hot Tub and
he wears one of those Shriners caps and he DJs
and introduces the bands. Right. I saw him there at
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the Angela Petrilli night and I looked at h my friend,
and I said, I've known that guy for so long
were MySpace friends total truth?
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Yeah? Nice, that's that's the thing now, I was back
in the day. That means, judge it, you know each
other for a long long time. Oh, I guess everybody
in the on the bus started riding their MySpace on
the bus as well, So we tagged it with our
MySpace accounts. So that's that's what it was like back
in the day. We would do that. So there you go.
So there's there's a few more stories out of Rochester,
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but I'll just stop there because it gets pretty It
gets pretty fun after that. So there we go. Bus.
It makes me feel good. What up? We'll heard for
twenty up?
Speaker 5 (29:27):
Feel good?
Speaker 4 (29:31):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Right, So before we get out of here, let's let's
go over a couple of comments because it's been a
minute since we we've heard from you, the listeners, all right,
and to leave us a climent. There are couple of
different ways you can do it. One is joining our
Patreon for as little as five dollars a month, you
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clubs and things like that. We actually just did a
movie club we talked about the movie Friday.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
It was fucking great, And we usually pair those with
the meetups, so people who are sticking around kind of
give us live questions and kind of contribute during those
shows as well. So those are a lot of fun
to listen to.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
And you know this man, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
I mean, look here, I'll read a couple of comments
from Our Friday, Our Friday Movie Club. Bridget Bernard quoted
Gary Tumors is a documentary about Baal Bryan.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
Well other funny things. Lots of funny things were set
on the show. Great plug Chris Jesus Christ.
Speaker 6 (30:44):
Looking Chris.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
I mean, I know he doesn't read them in advance,
but he does read them.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Yeah, they have to hit his brain before they come
out of his mouth.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
He's making choice.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
It was just funnier when I said it hell loud.
Speaker 6 (30:59):
That's it wasn't a man. I feel like he perused
that one before you.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Read it.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Um, I love you, And then Darren Sutton says, wtf.
No one has had kool Aid packets where you need
to add sugar. I certain we are kids. I'm thirty nine.
They didn't have sugar included in kool Aid. It probably did,
but I learned something. Yeah, I learned something. You add
sugar to kool aid. That's like that was not news
(31:28):
to me. Yeah, because you can adjust the sweetness accordingly.
I'm sure it already is sugar, but you should be
adding more because it's not as sweet as it's supposed
to be. And the movie Junkie, he wrote a little, short,
little excerpt here, just quick words here, all just read
the first two cents TV for each paragraph. Another great
(31:49):
pick Dawson Friday so hilarious. Next paragraph, controversial take likes
my controversial take. I'm preferring Shanghai noon over rush hour. Yeah,
that's good. I actually prefer next Friday over Friday.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Oh, now, now you're crazy.
Speaker 5 (32:08):
So you think all three are pretty close together?
Speaker 4 (32:12):
I mean, uh, is the third one the one where
they're working in like the strip.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
Mall, Yeah, with Kat Williams.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (32:19):
I mean that one's good, but I don't think that's
I think that one comes in.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
The third for me. The second in the order.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
I think it goes in the order. But I'm just
saying they are pretty close together.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
I mean, yeah, I thought, I don't know. I didn't
like the second one so much that I never would
see the third.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
That bad of a taste.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
The second one is just different. I think you I
don't think you disliked it because it wasn't good. I
think you disliked it because it was just not the
same it was.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Yeah, probably, but it was also not good to me.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Fair enough, all right, movie junk colment continues. I played
you guys making fun of my lung comments and only
ring the first line of each paragraph to my to
my niece and nephew, and they thought it was hilarious.
Oh well, there's another thing you can play for them.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
We love you, buddy, love you like you.
Speaker 6 (33:09):
Clean that climt up a little bit.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
I did. I mean there's a there's a type of
but I feel like I I got it right.
Speaker 6 (33:16):
Yeah, clean it up for the for the listeners, and.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Just I want to know how old his nieces and
nephews are. I hope they're like at least seventeen eighteen nineteen.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
I mean old enough to have their own Patreon subscriptions
for sure.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Exactly because I can't. I can't be held responsible for
the things I say on this podcast.
Speaker 6 (33:36):
And clearly neither conn No.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Yeah, I hope they weren't listening to the opening ten
minutes of this show in particular because there's some blue content.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Well, and then there's a lot of really nice climbs
checking in mountains Blue. I'm puppy, and I think we should.
I mean, I don't think you addressed it on air,
did you. Oh you didn't.
Speaker 4 (33:57):
I didn't the meet up anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know,
my puppy's good. She's still recovering. She's still rocking the
matt you'd appreciate this. You know how you used to
have like the cone or whatever when your dog would
have surgery so they couldn't go.
Speaker 6 (34:10):
Yeah, those stitches.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
Well, now the technology has evolved and she wears a
Simpson style donut.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
We have the very donut, my friend.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
Yeah, I'm glad to hear that. I would expect nothing less.
So's she's still rocking her donut. But she's good. It
was successful. The anesthetic that took a long time to
wear off, like probably thirty six to forty eight hours
before she was really back to normal. And now she's
just kind of annoyed that she still has to rock
the donut. But I think she gets her stitches out
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Friday or Monday, and then you know, we'll be all good.
So thank you everyone for the kind wishes. A bunch
of people like reached out to me personally and like
DMed me, and like even Mikey actually Chris reached out
to me and told me that his dog was about
to go through the same thing and that he'd been
through it before with another dog, and it was just
a lot of people were really sweet about it. It really
helped calm me down because that day kind of sucked
(35:02):
for me.
Speaker 6 (35:02):
But it's all good. Thank you for the kind wishes.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Well. Glad to hear that she's doing good. Man, Craig
Callahan says a dog clowmen actually from our Facebook group,
by the way, Facebook dot com slash group slash Bobo
Boy Army Worldwide LLC. He says, dog folks, do yourself
a favor. I was tossing a helium balloon from my dog.
(35:25):
I was tossing a helium balloon for my daughter's birthday,
and like all good humans, I took a hit and
started talking to my dogs. Okay, I'm just gonna stop
there for a second. Craig, you're tossing like oh okay.
I thought he was like talking about.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
No.
Speaker 6 (35:49):
I think he was getting ready.
Speaker 5 (35:50):
I didn't get that either.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
At the end of a party and he said, you know,
instead of just you gotta, you gotta take a hit,
don't waste that helium.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Helium, Yeah, isn't healing getting pretty expensive? You gotta.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Actually, I like the idea of it physically tossing the
balloon and then when his daughter can't catch it, he
pulls it back down and then pops it open and
takes a hit off of it. That's out of the
year right there.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
I actually glanced at that comment and I thought the
same thing Chris thought, and I didn't continue reading because
I was like, oh, that's weird.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Yeah, yeah, Dawson's read it. He's like, you know, I
don't think Craig deserves the rest of my attention right.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Now because exactly I did.
Speaker 6 (36:27):
Well, wait, if four of you guys thought the same thing,
then maybe I'm just reading.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
No, you're right, Gary, that actually makes sense that it
just it just shows how Dawson in my.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Brain work, I understood it, Gary, Okay, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Well, well, he took the heliums start talking to his dogs,
and they did not like it. They both freaked out
and started barking, which I had filmed it. Oh yeah,
I mean I never got into taking in the helium
or tossing helium.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
I don't think you never got into that. Never, never
like do that every weekend.
Speaker 4 (37:02):
There's no time like the present. I feel like you would.
I feel like Benny would love that.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Is it bad for you? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (37:09):
Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Just get the nitrous, Chris, just get a just get
a barrel of nitrous?
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Does it?
Speaker 4 (37:16):
It's more fun, but it's not. It doesn't elicit the
same kind of comedy. I'm worried about it effects right now.
You know, I can't.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
I'm too old to have any other permanent effects.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
They're only permanent for like five minutes.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Okay, Klein, do you do it?
Speaker 5 (37:31):
I mean yeah, objective?
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Yeah, all right, Yeah, it's a I can see the
dogs would be freaked out, though I think.
Speaker 4 (37:42):
That sounds kind of cruel. I wouldn't want to do
that to my dog. Yeah, Craig, No, I don't want.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
It really depends on the relationship you have with your dog.
I'm questioning the relationship Craig has with his dog. If
his dogs were like, you're fucking weird.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
They're just worried about him. I think it's a bark
of concern, not a barber.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
And then then yeah, you know, use the English language
to express what you really mean to say, Craig, I'll
be judging your next comment. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
You know I'm gonna be just like your dogs. You're
going to barkie too. Nicholas Lay says, I've never been
to jury duty because I never checked the mailbox. I've
been summoned at least four times in the last six
years I've been in my house and never once went.
(38:31):
They can't prove you got the letter, Nicholas Lay, so.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
Stop saying his last name.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Why all right, mister Lay. The I can't tell you
how many times when I was sitting in that jury
duty audience looking around the room and you know that
that line in Rounders where it's like, if you're looking
around the room and you can't find the sucker, you're
(38:59):
this hear the sucker. I couldn't find the sucker, man, Like,
I'm like, we're all here, these are all stand up
sitting Wait a second, no, no, no, no, no, yeah.
I just felt like the biggest sucker. Everybody was telling
me just ignore it, ignore it, and uh. You know,
by the way, I actually got my big, my big
check today. I got a nice sixty five dollars check
(39:19):
for my time. So no, yeah, maybe I'll go to
wine Tintry.
Speaker 6 (39:23):
And you gets or something.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
You got Boone's Hill with that kind of money.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Man, get some helium balloons. Let's see here, let's go,
let's see let's go to another klum in here. A
lot of a lot of a lot of memes which
are which are very fun too. Let's see. Uh, Davy
Carts is just listening to an old Alison Rosen episode
and I think I just listened to the origin of
the term bobo boys and it was interested. It aired
(39:51):
in twenty fourteen.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Yeah, could we find that?
Speaker 6 (39:56):
Yeah, I mean, I'm sure someone I would like to hear.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
You guys, I would like to hear this. I wasn't there,
all right, I would like to hear that.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
It felt weird to me. I saw people, a lot
of people. They give me the time code, but it
felt weird to just like play clips from other people's podcasts.
I understand that we were all on it, but the
clip I just felt like I was like, I don't know,
I felt little weird, but we can give her some love.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
I think we could play it. I mean, Calen put
his whole dad's podcast on our feed.
Speaker 3 (40:26):
Speaking of our feed. Speaking of our feed, I was
dragging through the old archives to try to find it.
This is how You Remind Me clip and among the
many episodes, I did see Klen's podcast floating out there,
which is definitely an anomaly. But I also came across
a handful of episodes from the earliest days of the
archive that appear to not be on the feed. And
(40:48):
thanks to some quick work from Chris Laxamana, we have
uncovered some of those episodes. I don't think any of
us know why they weren't on the feed, but I
think we're going to try to put them up.
Speaker 4 (40:58):
I feel like we might want to give him a list,
and yeah, could be that could be for a reason
that we've forgotten. So maybe those are permanently scrubbed for
a reason.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
All right, I'll pre screen them.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
You guys got to live with no filters, it's so freeing.
Speaker 3 (41:14):
Well, you've been smoking no filters for years, Dawson, No, no, no,
I dude, dude, no filters.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Those those will kill you. Yeah, you gotta smoke filtered cigarettes,
especially in an area that's prone to wildfire. You don't
want you don't want to get any of those chemicals
in you. Yeah, so there you go.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
You got to smoke with filters, joke with no filters,
Marty Ward, he says, regarding the latest uh.
Speaker 9 (41:41):
Blessing, makes me feel good, makes me feel good.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
I thought I thought it would mute it and it
just retriggered the sand sample that dude. Well, regarding that
the one I read last time, I says, he says,
I love the idea of someone on that train losing
their job due to the delay, leading to a messy
divorce and their entire world being shattered. All right, Marty,
(42:09):
that's pretty weird, dude. That's weird that you that you
love the thought of that happening.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
Man, here's the thing, dude, Marty's got a shipload of
skeletons in his closet. I'll tell you what, Marty, as
soon as you tell yours on a podcast, then you
can cast stones.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
Well, he no, Jeff, I'm pretty sure. He posted another
climent saying that he recently signed up for our Patreon.
He's one of our.
Speaker 9 (42:33):
Newest patre so you know, look off, Marty, Marty, we
love you, Wen, we appreciate everything.
Speaker 3 (42:44):
Look forward.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Yeah, listen, it's a podcast, Marty.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
He continues and says that so that person's life, entire
world was shattered, and now they've since devoted their life
to two things, listening to the water cooler and getting
revenge on the skateboard kid that caused a breakdown, and
now oh has completely sold bus down the river. Yeah. Nice,
(43:13):
a little redemption arc. Listening to the water cooler part,
I mean getting revenge on the skateboard kid. I mean
he doesn't a skateboard anymore. You know, he's a father.
He doesn't need that, he doesn't need that revenge. But
there we go. Thanks Marty, appreciate you subscribing, by the way. Uh,
And then let's see Jason Killip says, quote better living
through chemistry. DuPont Is that how you say mat du pont.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
I? It's an American company and American family.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
Why are they are they spelling it like they're French?
Then my dad used to use it as a hook
line when selling. And I was a kid at Dawson.
He's just at Dawson on a love it. Jason, Thank
you man, Thank you for the clment and uh yeah,
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you know those are colments everybody. It was good hearing
from me, Thank you, thank you. No outro, no outro
one from Patreon.
Speaker 6 (44:11):
Yeah, well yeah, I mean, what's his name?
Speaker 2 (44:13):
Who?
Speaker 6 (44:14):
Just climbent he'll hear the outro because.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Marty. Yeah, you get it, buddy, you get it. Just
just go to the next episode or any of the
previous ones on Patreon. All right, why don't we go
around the horn, get our plugs, and then we'll record
that Patreon episode. I'll start all the way in Long Beach, California,
kalin Bean. What do you suggest everybody check out?
Speaker 7 (44:34):
All right, suggest you check out me and my dad's podcast,
Just falling about Just scroll back a couple episodes and
you should find it pop up right there in your
water cooler feed and take a listen.
Speaker 5 (44:44):
We're actually doing a little format change.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
So good.
Speaker 5 (44:48):
Hey, that's why I do it.
Speaker 7 (44:50):
Uh, we're actually we didn't have a guest uh this week,
so we are doing We did an episode with you know,
just me and my dad and his friend Jim just
talking movies.
Speaker 5 (45:01):
Yeah, we get into it. It's really fun.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
Actually, so does your dad know about the bean scale?
Speaker 3 (45:07):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (45:08):
He knows about flicking the bean, but I don't think
he's aware of the bean scale.
Speaker 6 (45:12):
Wait does he know about the segment or does he
know about flicking the bean?
Speaker 1 (45:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (45:17):
Probably both.
Speaker 4 (45:18):
Yeah, I mean you do have a lot of siblings.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
I okay, well yeah, well if if okay, So for
those listening, if you obviously like Kaylan talking movies, because
he kind of does it on this show, and are
you going to take that he does it? And yeah,
so check him out. We love Kaylan on the mic.
He started all the way back in that in that
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small little window in the corner of the engineering room,
and he has since just demanded that.
Speaker 7 (45:50):
He pisses through because even before that on that Allison
Rose in Bobo episode. It's probably one of my first
times like on mic around then.
Speaker 1 (45:58):
Yeah, and and now now we worry about him.
Speaker 5 (46:01):
That was fucked up. People behind that class though.
Speaker 7 (46:06):
All right, you four all having a great time podcast
saying I'm fucking behind the glass new guy just sitting
there not getting to enjoy the chemistry and.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
The air scarf cast a rotisserie chicken. I had to
record it, that's true. We needed that, all right? Uh Gary,
what about you? Uh?
Speaker 4 (46:26):
Check out our water cool or check out our water
cooler patreon man, patreon dot com, slash water cooler. The
meetup we just had was Matt and I were talking
about this offline, like, I think that might have been
the most.
Speaker 6 (46:35):
People we've ever had in a meet up for sure.
I don't. I don't exactly know why.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
I know we kind of hyped up that the last
one before that we talked a lot of shit, so
I think maybe some people who uh just have that
tear love tier were motivated to come.
Speaker 6 (46:48):
But we had a bunch of people and it was
fucking fun.
Speaker 5 (46:51):
It was there was a last there was one anomaly
in there.
Speaker 2 (46:54):
Guy.
Speaker 7 (46:54):
I was like, Yeah, I've been listening to you guys
for years and years years. I never even knew you
had a Patreon.
Speaker 6 (46:58):
You know what the anomaly about that?
Speaker 2 (47:01):
That's not true.
Speaker 1 (47:03):
A decade.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
That's what you call.
Speaker 4 (47:08):
The anomaly of that guy is Chris and I both
know that guy in the real world.
Speaker 5 (47:13):
I went to dinner with that guy my dad.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
Let's not say that guy. Let's call him Garrett Garrett
Garrett Grave.
Speaker 4 (47:22):
I wasn't trying to I was just trying to protect
his intimity a little bit.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
But uh, no, I love Garrett. He's the guy who
got me very sick on the Harry Potter ride.
Speaker 5 (47:31):
Oh yeah, he got me free text Universal.
Speaker 6 (47:33):
That was sweetweet.
Speaker 3 (47:36):
We love you.
Speaker 6 (47:38):
But the cable management was really where it was after me.
Speaker 1 (47:41):
Jerry and I saw the cable management. It stopped us
in our tracks. What about you?
Speaker 3 (47:47):
Yeah, I just want to say again our Patreon Patreon
dot com slash water Cooler. It's not that it's an
extra episode. It's the rest of the conversation that we're having.
So if you like what we've said so far, please
stick around and you can hear the rest of it.
And I also just want to once again shout out
to Brooks Bubble Bar for all their beverages and trying
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to get the great time, the great time.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
That I had out there in Mack You blow bubbles
into the mic.
Speaker 7 (48:17):
I don't have anyone noticed either, but he's actually drinking
out of two different cups, going back and forth between
two different ones.
Speaker 3 (48:24):
It's when the joke sees me.
Speaker 6 (48:26):
All right, It's never been more glad that I can't
see you guys starting.
Speaker 1 (48:33):
Oh yeah, you you would lose your mind.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
Two things I get back from the cruise on April ninth.
On April tenth, I'm gonna go check out Alistair Green.
He's playing at Harville's and Santa Monica. He used to
be Alan Parson's lead guitarist because I introduced him to
Alan Parsons because he was my first band, made my
first guitar player on my first record, number two. I'm
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going to join Adam Corolla in San Diego on April
twelfth at the American Comedy Club Saturday Night. Only two shows,
and all my San Diego friends please come down. I
don't even think people that I knew in radio in
San Diego even are aware of this podcast. But for
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those of them that may be listening, come out. We'd
love to see your face.
Speaker 1 (49:27):
Make them wear dot You're selling stickers of your face
on it. Just a little little little link, a little
scan here.
Speaker 2 (49:37):
But what is it scan to? You know, have a
bunch of clibs up in places.
Speaker 6 (49:43):
Patreona, the Patreon baby.
Speaker 2 (49:45):
Oh that's kind of neat. Yeah, probably for more dos
it makes sense.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
I'm here. And then as for me, I'm playing at
Marina Wine this Saturday night and the first Saturday of
every month. Moving forward for the foreseeable futures.
Speaker 2 (50:01):
Yeah, we call a residency, folks. Congratulations Chris, buddy at
the Castle King in the Castle King, I'm actually Kingdom loud.
Speaker 4 (50:14):
They so Chris, right next to that venmo QR code,
I want a water cooler Patreon QR code.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
Oh you got it, you got it.
Speaker 3 (50:24):
And then.
Speaker 1 (50:26):
Also oh and this, I also want to plug Willard
for twenty what up Willie? All right? Thanks, great meeting you, buddy.
All right that different steps of war cooler. We'll see
you lads week for Patreon.
Speaker 6 (50:36):
We love you.
Speaker 1 (50:37):
Goodbye,
Hey, welcome to water Cooler. Welcome back to water Cooler,
or for the new listeners, just straight up welcome. You know,
the show goes a chriss. Want to kick it with
my Corolla digital buds of yesteryear with me today. All
the way in Orange County, California, we got Gary Smith.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Oh bad.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yeah, for some reason I didn't get it. It like muted?
Can I get one more of those? Yeah? I don't know.
Like I'm even looking at my levels right now and
I got nothing. Hattie Patna, Oh that is good. I
think he even did it better the second.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Time, so he did hear the first time?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I think listeners will be on my side. And then
all the way and Austin, Texas, it's Matt Fondelier. Hey, brother,
it's pretty good. Pretty good too.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Then all the way north Hollywood, California, it's Mike Dawson
ad a partner. Oh all right now.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
It can just straight up jack in your life.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I like it. Let's see it. Let's see if Kaylen
does Kaylyn take it as well. And then at least
Matthew odd Man out, but let's let's see how he does.
And then all the way in Long Beach, California, like myself.
It's kayln bean, what's going on? Oh really, dude, you
have a trying to jack intros.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
That's not my style. I got my own thing going on.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I was actually I wasn't. I wasn't jacking it.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I was just you know, not only not only did
you jacket, you freaking cleave it. Yeah that's yours. Now enjoy.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah we go. I'm gonna go jacket right now.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
We still have a podcast to do. Yeah, okay, oh
wait we can.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
We can go out later, all right.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
There my favorite.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Way to do it. All right, Look, we got we
got a lot to get into. Matt is back from
wine country yep, and uh yeah, I mean.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
Wine country in Texas.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
In Texas. Yeah, wine country in Texas. Very important.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
You're just gonna have to wait here, all right, very important.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Just because grapes grow, it doesn't really make it wine country.
But I'm looking forward to the shay.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Hey, look, we're talking limestone rich soil, temperate climate, ideal
conditions for growing grapes.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Ideal and that must be why the wine industry is
booming in Austin, Texas.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
It what time was it when you looked up the
word temperate.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Well, I can't wait to hear all about it. I'm
sure we'll get a shade sometime this week where Matt
will explain what the Austin, Texas wine country.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Oh, let me let me assure you. I I wanted
to tell you guys about the trip. In addition to
Shay segments, I've got stories from the trip. I want
to share my experience with you guys. It's more than
just drinking a lot.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Was this for your anniversary? By the happy anniversary?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Thank you? Yes, that's right, tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Anniversary.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
It is definitely on my calendar, kayling.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Uh it is.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Uh, it will be our ninth anniversary. Thus we had
our winth anniversary in one country, ruined it.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Now, what's the move here?
Speaker 5 (03:41):
You're not on video, You're missing.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I don't blame that.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
He's what we all want to do wine?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Is that? Is that really what it is? Because I
know like what the first year is like.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
It's a rubber. That's the rubber. Do you give each
other a rubber band? You have the rubber, it's the rubber?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Anniversary?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Well, in our house, it was the it was to
celebrate the year of wine. Yeah, exactly. And celebrate we did.
So anyway we can get we can get into some
of my experiences there, because uh, it was a great time.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Okay, I'm kind of hoping right now you'll just put
a cork in it.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Oh that's why he's Mike Dawson. Everybody. Yeah, he gets
to do that jacket and.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Cork jacket it and putting the cork in well.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Before there's your title. No, yeah, absolutely not all right
and well, speaking speaking of Dawson, So you're getting ready
for your cruise. You're doing a big old gig. I
am announcing bands to come up on stage and play music.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I do my best work forty five seconds at a time.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
It's a it's a it's an awesome gig.
Speaker 6 (04:57):
The girls say so.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Mm hmm, hey, as long as they're there for the
right forty five seconds.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Dawson always introed my band with and now for the
greatest band on this stage right now, it's Loxy.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
There are things I can't say I've used that. I've
used that before on these cruises, but I got to
be really careful about which bands I use that for
because some of them are just you know, kind of
ragtag new you know, and they're fine, they can deal
with it, but you get some of these legendary acts
up there. I can't. I can't introduce Rick Wakeman.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
Like that, you know, but uh, the dog it's a
good way to get punched some out.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
From Yes, he's from Yes. It's it's a good way
to He's one of the marquee players. The marquee players
on this cruise are Rick Wakeman, uh from Yes and
from Yes, Steve Hackett from Genesis. Yeah you think early
Genesis Lamb lies down on Broadway and jacket Ship.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Look, we say it's an easy gig, but do you
like it's forty five seconds you're introducing a band trying
to get people pumped up? Like Kaitlin, when he heard
you were doing a forty five second gig, he was jealous.
He's like, dude, that sounds like the easiest thing in
the world is get up on stage an intro band. Well,
let's let's see Kylen introduced Rick Wakeman right now.
Speaker 7 (06:21):
Rick Wakeman uh is from Yes and he uh he
plays bass and yes, Yes, are.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
You asking the audience that as you order to see him?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Not that did dodg your intro? Kaitlyn, your intro.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
Dawnson with that that Klen punched them out.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yeah, here's one thing that I said before. I said,
I hope you were taking us by the way. Yeah, yes,
this cruise is a prog rock cruise. And UH do
this joke sometimes on stage too, where I just say
I find it. I wron that in the beginning, Genesis
kind of sucked, and I said, I said something towards
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that on this cruise, and these people are the early
Genesis people.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
They only want the old stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
So I will reverse the joke when I host the
pre party on Thursday night, I will say it is
wonderful to be amongst people who truly understand that in
the beginning Genesis was the best. And then everyone will
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be like yeah, nerd and then and then but their.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Later stuff sucked. Am I right?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
It's it's it's yeah, it's fun. I get gotta host
two Q and a's. Those are the hardest things where
you know you're you're on the stage with a band
for an hour. No I don't.
Speaker 6 (07:58):
I not the band.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
I'm talking about all the people asking questions sometimes.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
But this is not that cruise. This cruise is these
people are genuinely generally cru martyr because this is prog rock.
This is like math rock, you know, this is this
is scientists on the base and keyboards and synthesizers and
that kind of thing. So not, there's no, there's not
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hardcore alcohol abuse on this cruise.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
Doesn't sound like very much fun nerds.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Oh yeah, nerds, but you know, and then I don't.
I don't drink while I'm working, but you know, y'allota
at eleven o'clock at night. That's the hardest part, though.
Gary is waiting for those forty five seconds and what
am I going to do for an hour until my
next forty five seconds? And you know, it's very You're
(08:54):
on a floating bar and it's very hard not to
just go drink, so I would imagine.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
So you're saying, oh, we've all done it and it
was very hard, but.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
It's going to be fun. I'll be prepared for those
of you looking at the video tier. This is a
road microphone.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah, so Dawson it works, it's not he's speaking into
an unplugged microphone. I bet this microphone does not work.
But Dawson is basically showing how he's going to smuggle MHM.
Speaker 6 (09:25):
Does the top contra band.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Good word, Yeah, here's a piece of contraband, why are
you putting.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
In your butt? Wanted to use the microphone.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
And then pat it with other contraband and you know
that'll get rid of the shake and uh that goes
through and you just put that in another bag with microphones.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
And what happens when you plug the microphone in?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Absolutely fire and everyone gets high.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Yeah, the angels, the angels get high.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Now, Dawson, can I suggest that while you're introing one
of the bands you work in, something like our next
band is contraband, and then you just light a joint
on Still.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
That would get me kicked off the boat. But I
like it. Yeah, I thought this was America no international
waters bro Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
I thought anything goes to international waters that like supersedes
American law.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
In marathimes pirate, Yeah all right, got maritime law just
as job.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
But yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Anyway, that's a good Red Eye pre party. And then uh,
somewhere in the Bahamas or Caribbean on uh we leave
on Friday or somewhere on Saturday or Sunday.
Speaker 6 (10:47):
And what cruise line is it?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
You Wednesday? Norwegian? Oh?
Speaker 6 (10:50):
Nice?
Speaker 4 (10:51):
So do you go to like their private like island
in the Bahamas or whatever.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
We're going we have I I believe they have several
of them at each kind of destination port. But the
first place we're going to, I think it's called Puerta
Plata and that's just a cool fucking town in Mexico.
(11:19):
And we just go into town and have some drinks
and get some chips and salsa, and I love drinking
in Mexican resort towns.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
How long are you going to be in town for?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Each stop? Is no longer than ten hours?
Speaker 6 (11:36):
All right, I'm gonna call you after this. I usually
pick myselfing up.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Oh how long am I going to be in town
until I leave? I leave tomorrow night.
Speaker 6 (11:44):
No, No, how long are you going to be in
Mexican towns?
Speaker 3 (11:46):
He needs you to smuggle?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah, Garry wants to know how long you're going to
be in Mexico and how much room do you have
in that microphone?
Speaker 3 (11:56):
In Mexico, there's a project it's called zine. It's very
hard to come by here America.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
That's funny, that's true. I had a had a phone
call about contraband this morning as well.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Yeah, I'm sensing that, well, I hope. I hope you
have fun.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
You will, dude, dude, this is I'm blessed man who
gets to live like this. It's it's a lot of work.
I'll maybe sleep for five hours of unlucky at night.
But you know, there's miracles happen on these boats. Somehow
I can get through five days of constant partying and
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noise and not be hungover once.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
It's the Lord's work.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
It's the Lord's work in action. It's it's it's a miracle.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
Wakes up.
Speaker 7 (12:47):
He just tells himself, I'm not hungover, and then that
usually works.
Speaker 6 (12:54):
All right.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Well, Calen just texted me another idea for your intro
for Rick Wakeman Ripped with You and Izzy Dawson. Hey
is he? Do you know what band is coming up next?
Is he? Yes? Dawson?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Oh, don't do it?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Is he?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Don't do it?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Animaniacs did the best.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
This is like ten pages.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
I know.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
The other cool thing though, I know, yeah, the other
cool thing. The thing I'm actually most excited about is
every night on the cruise they have like a different
theme night, and legitimately one of the theme nights is
called Cape Night. Now, think of the level of nerding
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that has to go on for three thousand people to
wear a cape all night. I have the same cape.
I bought a cape for six dollars on Amazon when
I first got this job three years ago. I bring
it with me every year. But I figured it out.
I have, you know, the shirt that I gave you
guys with my face saw on it in the sure
(14:02):
I wear shirt and mine's blue. I wear the blue
shirt a red cape the same bandanah, So I am
the dude on the shirt and it's I look like
a stoner superhero.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Ye.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Is there anyone get clever with this and like make
a T shirt with the picture of like the Cape
of Good Hope.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
You know, oh, like the Cape Fear or something.
Speaker 6 (14:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Even Benner just walking around with a big poster of
that movie s Mart.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
They said, Hey, it's Cape night, dude. I'm just following
the rules. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (14:40):
I think good for I think it's good for a
few free beers. If you do that. Next year, I
think we.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Have a Lebowski night. I gotta wear my Lebowski sweater.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Wow, this cruise was made for you, man, I know.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
And then one night we're doing a pink Floyd Night
get at it, and I said, uh, I have to
dig through my DVDs and find Pink Floyd Live at
Pump Pay and bring it so they can show that
movie at midnight on Pink Floyd Night.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
I'm surprised you just don't have a cape that covers
all three of these scenarios, because yeah, this is right
up your alley. And then also Cape canaveral too. Someone
can wear a map of that. What is peak cape
because I think I personally think it's Batman the Cape Crusaders.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Just now see, I'm telling you I know what I have.
I know what's peak cape is. I think I think
it's Superman's Cape.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
Cape.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
It's necessary, not only the first superhero, but immortalized, immortalized
in a Jim Crochy song. Correct, Jim Crochey didn't sing
about any other capes, and and I don't know any
any uh any songs about Cape Fear Cape.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
I just want to state for the record that another
Marvel hero named Doctor Strange played by Benedtt Cumberbatch, as
a magical cape that also fights. It is fighting. I'm
going to go ahead and say that that is peak
cape because it has its own You know its own soul.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
I also think that we have to throw in the mix.
George Cassandra's father's lawyer.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
That's a good drop work cape. Very well.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Okay, so there's I want to hear from the from
the listeners. Give us your peak cape. James Brown's cape,
it's pretty sweet.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Drag Elvis's cape, Elvis no topical.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Yeah, I'm trying to think, Uh yeah, I mean Batman Kaelin,
you think Batman's is equally unnecessary to Superman's.
Speaker 7 (16:44):
Now I forgot that it forms and actually allows him
to not fly but fall slower.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Yeah, yeah, he Mary Poppin's his cape to just kind
of glide a little bit more. All right, well, yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Would get destroy Racula had a pretty cool case.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Yeah, I know, caves for the most part, do you
seem unnecessary? It just kind of signifies that you're a superhero.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
I just want to say again, in a scenario where
two capes are fighting each other, one of them will
actually be able to fight. The other is just gonna
lie on the floor.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
So every night I have to host all of these
theme nights, me and Izzy. That's that's our other big
job is every single night we're on the microphone for
a few hours running the theme nights contests game ship
like that. It's awesome though, I was built for this.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
You are take pictures of your costumes, please, absolutely a
little show and tell when you return and he's watching
off the boat, who's watching the egg while you're gone?
Speaker 3 (17:50):
True?
Speaker 5 (17:50):
Good question.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
MT.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
You're gonna need to get like a sitter.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Yeah, I'm sure you have someone coming in for the dog,
but you know, just have to take a peek.
Speaker 6 (17:59):
You have check on the egg.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Yeah, the egg is alive and well.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
And living in all right? Can you bring it out
right now?
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (18:11):
I want to see that. I want to see it.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
For me to go get the egg.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
I want you to hold it up to the screen.
Speaker 7 (18:15):
Get your cape to whoever is dog sitting for you.
You better tell them to keep their fucking hands off
that egg too.
Speaker 6 (18:22):
What happens if we have some sort of a power
failure while he's gone.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
I don't think that bothered him. You think that's what
would make that gross? After nine months? Is?
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (18:34):
I do.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Like, By the way, for anyone who wasn't in the meetup,
that we have a person who attends to meet up
every single month who their birthday falls on the day
that will be eating this egg and they're very excited
about it.
Speaker 6 (18:44):
That was uh.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
And by meetup, I assume, oh, their mine back.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
I meant the money meet up. You know what, No, Matt,
I didn't. I meant the Mason Jar meet up.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
That's right, That's right. We had a hell of a
meetup and by some strange coincidence, I think four or
five people were all drinking from Mason Jars. It was incredible.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
Was that was just like once we made once we
made light of it, that number popped up to like
nine or ten.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Oh at that point. But I just meant it, you know,
in the moment. It was incredible. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
And then Matt had the audacity to make fun of
everybody's drinking drinking cups.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Yeah, that was pretty we're talking about.
Speaker 6 (19:25):
It was pretty rich, Matt fucking pointing out weird cups.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Oh, I get it.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
What are you drinking out of right now?
Speaker 6 (19:32):
Matt?
Speaker 3 (19:33):
I'm glad you. I'm glad you brought that up, because
when I was on my trip to Fredericksburg, I just
so happened to gotten a new my aircup.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
What's drinking out of right now?
Speaker 7 (19:44):
It's a disco ball. It's a red disco ball.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:48):
Those are something that looks like it's made for.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
He's sipping it out of a straw in like the
most suggestive.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Actually, it's like a little plastic thing that keeps the
straw from coming out out of the coconut. You know.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Yeah, because Matt like a pink coconut. You know, Matt,
that's not that's not a pink coconut.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
No it is.
Speaker 6 (20:09):
Why not, You're a fucking pink coconut.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Yeah, It's just one of many stops along the way
in wine country.
Speaker 8 (20:20):
And how does that conversation go through wine wine vessel?
Hold on, how does that conversation go with your wife?
Gem I need to buy this. Just sit quietly for
a moment while I transact with this person. Sir, how
much for your pink coconut?
Speaker 2 (20:34):
What?
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Listen? Austin is bachelorette town every week and you go
out there bachelorette parties. And when you go to Fredericksburg,
which is you know, wine country, about ninety minutes outside
of Austin.
Speaker 6 (20:48):
Stop saying wine country.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
The bachelorette party is. It's exponential. It's everywhere you look.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Before they double up on the bachelor parties. That's where
the men and the women get together. And they did
a big group thing in the Wine country that happens
in Sandy and as all the fucking time, all right.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
So I was trying to be reasonable with my wife
on our drive hot. Yeah, I say, what's the over
under on how many uh how many bachelorette parties we're
going to see? And I put the number at ten.
And I'm curious what you guys think.
Speaker 6 (21:20):
We're there.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
We're there for like thirty six hours.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Just because you're asking, it's the.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Over it's the thirty six hours.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
It's three a day.
Speaker 6 (21:30):
Yeah, we got to think about the weather, Dawson.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
This is like prime time for you know, people get
married in the summer, so this is a prime time
for bachelor bachelorette party.
Speaker 6 (21:38):
The weather's good. I'm kicking the over.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Well, doctor, I'm gonna be contrary and go under.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
I put the number at ten, like I said. And
at the end of our our first evening, which we
just arrived on Friday, kind of schmoozed the town for
a couple hours, went out for dinner, and then went
back to our our airbnb, we saw six bachelorette parties,
and and I was trying to be very specific about it,
like there were plenty of just girls trips. I was
looking for the tiaras, for the white boots, for the sashes,
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for the penis straws. Six confirmed bachelorette parties on night one,
and then the next day when we started our wine tasting,
the very first place, we went to four bachelorette parties
in the same exact room, so we hit ten at
eleven o four am. And also at the first venue
were these giant pink stretch limos and other cars that
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were converted into stretch limos, like a Dodge Charger stretch limo,
hot pink with a hot tub, with a hot tub
in the back, and every single one of them said,
like Brooks bubbles, I think anyway cooks.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
The bubble bar at the disco ball matt That's not well.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
We saw this place, and we saw the cars and
these groups everywhere we went, and then sure enough we
found out that in downtown Fredericksburg there is a bar
there where everybody meets up. And it was my wife's
idea to go in there for the record.
Speaker 6 (23:14):
And whose idea was it to buy the merch.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Well, it came with the drink that I ordered, Sir.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
I ordered my souvenir drink, good for you, every every drink.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
What was it?
Speaker 6 (23:24):
What was the drink called?
Speaker 3 (23:25):
It was a mango froze and it was absolutely it
was absolutely delicious. Did you order it?
Speaker 6 (23:34):
In the Dave Damashek voice.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
I'm just doing that for fun. I'm just doing it
with you guys. Uh yeah, So and listen, there's there's
there's a lot more to get into. I want to say.
I want to save some for the for the Patreon
show because I gotta tell you, guys, I may or
may not have had a paranormal experience.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
You had two normal experiences.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
That's beautiful.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Is beautiful anyway, I'll say the Patreon I'll let you
guys be the judge.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
All right, Um, well, I'm already judging you. Just for
the record, I'm already judging you.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Yeah, why why let me.
Speaker 6 (24:17):
Count the ways?
Speaker 4 (24:20):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Well? It it is very bachelorette party e so very nice, Matt.
I can't wait to hear about Wide country. Look, before
we get into a couple of comments, I do have
an excerpt from my bus journal. You guys, want to.
Speaker 6 (24:36):
Makes me feel good.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Hell yeah, feel good, Ryan.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Once again, this is just a journal entry from my
road trip in two thousand and six for me and
fifteen other guys bought a school by stick around the country.
Our next stop, we're last in Washington, d C. When
Chris Buss broke the the subway or the metro door. Yeah.
Now we're making our way up north. We go to Rochester, Massachusetts.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
It looks like.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Rochester, Massachusetts has some really awesome people there. I met
this dude, Will who worked at seven to eleven.
Speaker 6 (25:22):
A gious.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
There's something, man, there's an award somewhere. There's a pulitzer
in there, something a Marconi. I don't know, but something.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Questions seventy questions.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
I dropped the short version of our story and he
was way stoked. He recommended that.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
I'm just picturing the drunk history reenactment of this in
my head where the guy's mouthing the words like way stoked.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Oh, Chris, this needs to be animated.
Speaker 7 (25:57):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
He recommended that we hit in Maine because the cops
could give quote a rats ass.
Speaker 6 (26:07):
The state of me.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
We should go to Maine because the cops could give
quote a rats ass.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
That's pretty odd. Well where were you Rochester, mass Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Okay, yeah, He's like, you guys should keep going north.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
I'd imagine in Massachusetts they're all fucking Boston cops.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Check out. Maine cops could give a rats ass.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
What what day of the trip is this roughly, and
how many days from Miami, Florida are we because this
seems like a very different Zoneia.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
You know, I didn't I should have put that I
did not date these.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Chris. I'm holding on to hope that somewhere in this
diary it says wicked Pissa.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Well oh, he said, also says you could pretty much
smoke weed wherever in Maine. So there you go, Dawson.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Dude, Yeah, come on, I have a travel agent for this.
They tell me where to smoke. I don't need you
telling me. I know these things, dude. I know the
cops are easy and cool in Maine. It's one of
the things they teach us in Stoner school.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Oh. He was super stoked on getting a Dean CD.
Dean was the band of some of the guys in
the on the trip, and I was stoked on a
lot of stuff, and he asked them to autograph it.
He also gave me his MySpace he and then he
wrote his MySpace on our bus. Oh yeah, we let
people like tag our bus with whatever as we went
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through the country. His my space was his my.
Speaker 7 (27:46):
Space working at seven eleven or I thought, I think
he was like behind the counter.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
But yet think he was. But he came out running
our bus and he he said, oh, his my Space
account is my space dot com slash Willard for twenty. Wow.
Speaker 6 (28:06):
So this guy was messing around.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
What was it? At least I'm still up my space
dot com.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Slash Willard w I L L A r D for
twenty So that was his That was his MySpace account.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Man, that's funny, dude.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Yeah, it's a restricted profile.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
I was at the Mint. That was at the Mint
seeing Angela Patrilli the other Saturday night and Chris, I'm
not sure if you're familiar, but there's this host at
the Mint and he calls himself Johnny hot Tub and
he wears one of those Shriners caps and he DJs
and introduces the bands. Right. I saw him there at
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the Angela Petrilli night and I looked at h my friend,
and I said, I've known that guy for so long
were MySpace friends total truth?
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Yeah? Nice, that's that's the thing now, I was back
in the day. That means, judge it, you know each
other for a long long time. Oh, I guess everybody
in the on the bus started riding their MySpace on
the bus as well, So we tagged it with our
MySpace accounts. So that's that's what it was like back
in the day. We would do that. So there you go.
So there's there's a few more stories out of Rochester,
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but I'll just stop there because it gets pretty It
gets pretty fun after that. So there we go. Bus.
It makes me feel good. What up? We'll heard for
twenty up?
Speaker 5 (29:27):
Feel good?
Speaker 4 (29:31):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Right, So before we get out of here, let's let's
go over a couple of comments because it's been a
minute since we we've heard from you, the listeners, all right,
and to leave us a climent. There are couple of
different ways you can do it. One is joining our
Patreon for as little as five dollars a month, you
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episode every week, and then there's opportunities for meetups, movie
clubs and things like that. We actually just did a
movie club we talked about the movie Friday.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
It was fucking great, And we usually pair those with
the meetups, so people who are sticking around kind of
give us live questions and kind of contribute during those
shows as well. So those are a lot of fun
to listen to.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
And you know this man, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
I mean, look here, I'll read a couple of comments
from Our Friday, Our Friday Movie Club. Bridget Bernard quoted
Gary Tumors is a documentary about Baal Bryan.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
Well other funny things. Lots of funny things were set
on the show. Great plug Chris Jesus Christ.
Speaker 6 (30:44):
Looking Chris.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
I mean, I know he doesn't read them in advance,
but he does read them.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Yeah, they have to hit his brain before they come
out of his mouth.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
He's making choice.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
It was just funnier when I said it hell loud.
Speaker 6 (30:59):
That's it wasn't a man. I feel like he perused
that one before you.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Read it.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Um, I love you, And then Darren Sutton says, wtf.
No one has had kool Aid packets where you need
to add sugar. I certain we are kids. I'm thirty nine.
They didn't have sugar included in kool Aid. It probably did,
but I learned something. Yeah, I learned something. You add
sugar to kool aid. That's like that was not news
(31:28):
to me. Yeah, because you can adjust the sweetness accordingly.
I'm sure it already is sugar, but you should be
adding more because it's not as sweet as it's supposed
to be. And the movie Junkie, he wrote a little, short,
little excerpt here, just quick words here, all just read
the first two cents TV for each paragraph. Another great
(31:49):
pick Dawson Friday so hilarious. Next paragraph, controversial take likes
my controversial take. I'm preferring Shanghai noon over rush hour. Yeah,
that's good. I actually prefer next Friday over Friday.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Oh, now, now you're crazy.
Speaker 5 (32:08):
So you think all three are pretty close together?
Speaker 4 (32:12):
I mean, uh, is the third one the one where
they're working in like the strip.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
Mall, Yeah, with Kat Williams.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (32:19):
I mean that one's good, but I don't think that's
I think that one comes in.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
The third for me. The second in the order.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
I think it goes in the order. But I'm just
saying they are pretty close together.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
I mean, yeah, I thought, I don't know. I didn't
like the second one so much that I never would
see the third.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
That bad of a taste.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
The second one is just different. I think you I
don't think you disliked it because it wasn't good. I
think you disliked it because it was just not the
same it was.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Yeah, probably, but it was also not good to me.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Fair enough, all right, movie junk colment continues. I played
you guys making fun of my lung comments and only
ring the first line of each paragraph to my to
my niece and nephew, and they thought it was hilarious.
Oh well, there's another thing you can play for them.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
We love you, buddy, love you like you.
Speaker 6 (33:09):
Clean that climt up a little bit.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
I did. I mean there's a there's a type of
but I feel like I I got it right.
Speaker 6 (33:16):
Yeah, clean it up for the for the listeners, and.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Just I want to know how old his nieces and
nephews are. I hope they're like at least seventeen eighteen nineteen.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
I mean old enough to have their own Patreon subscriptions
for sure.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Exactly because I can't. I can't be held responsible for
the things I say on this podcast.
Speaker 6 (33:36):
And clearly neither conn No.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Yeah, I hope they weren't listening to the opening ten
minutes of this show in particular because there's some blue content.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Well, and then there's a lot of really nice climbs
checking in mountains Blue. I'm puppy, and I think we should.
I mean, I don't think you addressed it on air,
did you. Oh you didn't.
Speaker 4 (33:57):
I didn't the meet up anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know,
my puppy's good. She's still recovering. She's still rocking the
matt you'd appreciate this. You know how you used to
have like the cone or whatever when your dog would
have surgery so they couldn't go.
Speaker 6 (34:10):
Yeah, those stitches.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
Well, now the technology has evolved and she wears a
Simpson style donut.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
We have the very donut, my friend.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
Yeah, I'm glad to hear that. I would expect nothing less.
So's she's still rocking her donut. But she's good. It
was successful. The anesthetic that took a long time to
wear off, like probably thirty six to forty eight hours
before she was really back to normal. And now she's
just kind of annoyed that she still has to rock
the donut. But I think she gets her stitches out
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Friday or Monday, and then you know, we'll be all good.
So thank you everyone for the kind wishes. A bunch
of people like reached out to me personally and like
DMed me, and like even Mikey actually Chris reached out
to me and told me that his dog was about
to go through the same thing and that he'd been
through it before with another dog, and it was just
a lot of people were really sweet about it. It really
helped calm me down because that day kind of sucked
(35:02):
for me.
Speaker 6 (35:02):
But it's all good. Thank you for the kind wishes.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Well. Glad to hear that she's doing good. Man, Craig
Callahan says a dog clowmen actually from our Facebook group,
by the way, Facebook dot com slash group slash Bobo
Boy Army Worldwide LLC. He says, dog folks, do yourself
a favor. I was tossing a helium balloon from my dog.
(35:25):
I was tossing a helium balloon for my daughter's birthday,
and like all good humans, I took a hit and
started talking to my dogs. Okay, I'm just gonna stop
there for a second. Craig, you're tossing like oh okay.
I thought he was like talking about.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
No.
Speaker 6 (35:49):
I think he was getting ready.
Speaker 5 (35:50):
I didn't get that either.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
At the end of a party and he said, you know,
instead of just you gotta, you gotta take a hit,
don't waste that helium.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Helium, Yeah, isn't healing getting pretty expensive? You gotta.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Actually, I like the idea of it physically tossing the
balloon and then when his daughter can't catch it, he
pulls it back down and then pops it open and
takes a hit off of it. That's out of the
year right there.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
I actually glanced at that comment and I thought the
same thing Chris thought, and I didn't continue reading because
I was like, oh, that's weird.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Yeah, yeah, Dawson's read it. He's like, you know, I
don't think Craig deserves the rest of my attention right.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Now because exactly I did.
Speaker 6 (36:27):
Well, wait, if four of you guys thought the same thing,
then maybe I'm just reading.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
No, you're right, Gary, that actually makes sense that it
just it just shows how Dawson in my.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Brain work, I understood it, Gary, Okay, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Well, well, he took the heliums start talking to his dogs,
and they did not like it. They both freaked out
and started barking, which I had filmed it. Oh yeah,
I mean I never got into taking in the helium
or tossing helium.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
I don't think you never got into that. Never, never
like do that every weekend.
Speaker 4 (37:02):
There's no time like the present. I feel like you would.
I feel like Benny would love that.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Is it bad for you? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (37:09):
Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Just get the nitrous, Chris, just get a just get
a barrel of nitrous?
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Does it?
Speaker 4 (37:16):
It's more fun, but it's not. It doesn't elicit the
same kind of comedy. I'm worried about it effects right now.
You know, I can't.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
I'm too old to have any other permanent effects.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
They're only permanent for like five minutes.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Okay, Klein, do you do it?
Speaker 5 (37:31):
I mean yeah, objective?
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Yeah, all right, Yeah, it's a I can see the
dogs would be freaked out, though I think.
Speaker 4 (37:42):
That sounds kind of cruel. I wouldn't want to do
that to my dog. Yeah, Craig, No, I don't want.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
It really depends on the relationship you have with your dog.
I'm questioning the relationship Craig has with his dog. If
his dogs were like, you're fucking weird.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
They're just worried about him. I think it's a bark
of concern, not a barber.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
And then then yeah, you know, use the English language
to express what you really mean to say, Craig, I'll
be judging your next comment. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
You know I'm gonna be just like your dogs. You're
going to barkie too. Nicholas Lay says, I've never been
to jury duty because I never checked the mailbox. I've
been summoned at least four times in the last six
years I've been in my house and never once went.
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They can't prove you got the letter, Nicholas Lay, so.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
Stop saying his last name.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Why all right, mister Lay. The I can't tell you
how many times when I was sitting in that jury
duty audience looking around the room and you know that
that line in Rounders where it's like, if you're looking
around the room and you can't find the sucker, you're
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this hear the sucker. I couldn't find the sucker, man, Like,
I'm like, we're all here, these are all stand up
sitting Wait a second, no, no, no, no, no, yeah.
I just felt like the biggest sucker. Everybody was telling
me just ignore it, ignore it, and uh. You know,
by the way, I actually got my big, my big
check today. I got a nice sixty five dollars check
(39:19):
for my time. So no, yeah, maybe I'll go to
wine Tintry.
Speaker 6 (39:23):
And you gets or something.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
You got Boone's Hill with that kind of money.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Man, get some helium balloons. Let's see here, let's go,
let's see let's go to another klum in here. A
lot of a lot of a lot of memes which
are which are very fun too. Let's see. Uh, Davy
Carts is just listening to an old Alison Rosen episode
and I think I just listened to the origin of
the term bobo boys and it was interested. It aired
(39:51):
in twenty fourteen.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Yeah, could we find that?
Speaker 6 (39:56):
Yeah, I mean, I'm sure someone I would like to hear.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
You guys, I would like to hear this. I wasn't there,
all right, I would like to hear that.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
It felt weird to me. I saw people, a lot
of people. They give me the time code, but it
felt weird to just like play clips from other people's podcasts.
I understand that we were all on it, but the
clip I just felt like I was like, I don't know,
I felt little weird, but we can give her some love.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
I think we could play it. I mean, Calen put
his whole dad's podcast on our feed.
Speaker 3 (40:26):
Speaking of our feed. Speaking of our feed, I was
dragging through the old archives to try to find it.
This is how You Remind Me clip and among the
many episodes, I did see Klen's podcast floating out there,
which is definitely an anomaly. But I also came across
a handful of episodes from the earliest days of the
archive that appear to not be on the feed. And
(40:48):
thanks to some quick work from Chris Laxamana, we have
uncovered some of those episodes. I don't think any of
us know why they weren't on the feed, but I
think we're going to try to put them up.
Speaker 4 (40:58):
I feel like we might want to give him a list,
and yeah, could be that could be for a reason
that we've forgotten. So maybe those are permanently scrubbed for
a reason.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
All right, I'll pre screen them.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
You guys got to live with no filters, it's so freeing.
Speaker 3 (41:14):
Well, you've been smoking no filters for years, Dawson, No, no, no,
I dude, dude, no filters.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Those those will kill you. Yeah, you gotta smoke filtered cigarettes,
especially in an area that's prone to wildfire. You don't
want you don't want to get any of those chemicals
in you. Yeah, so there you go.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
You got to smoke with filters, joke with no filters,
Marty Ward, he says, regarding the latest uh.
Speaker 9 (41:41):
Blessing, makes me feel good, makes me feel good.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
I thought I thought it would mute it and it
just retriggered the sand sample that dude. Well, regarding that
the one I read last time, I says, he says,
I love the idea of someone on that train losing
their job due to the delay, leading to a messy
divorce and their entire world being shattered. All right, Marty,
(42:09):
that's pretty weird, dude. That's weird that you that you
love the thought of that happening.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
Man, here's the thing, dude, Marty's got a shipload of
skeletons in his closet. I'll tell you what, Marty, as
soon as you tell yours on a podcast, then you
can cast stones.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
Well, he no, Jeff, I'm pretty sure. He posted another
climent saying that he recently signed up for our Patreon.
He's one of our.
Speaker 9 (42:33):
Newest patre so you know, look off, Marty, Marty, we
love you, Wen, we appreciate everything.
Speaker 3 (42:44):
Look forward.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Yeah, listen, it's a podcast, Marty.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
He continues and says that so that person's life, entire
world was shattered, and now they've since devoted their life
to two things, listening to the water cooler and getting
revenge on the skateboard kid that caused a breakdown, and
now oh has completely sold bus down the river. Yeah. Nice,
(43:13):
a little redemption arc. Listening to the water cooler part,
I mean getting revenge on the skateboard kid. I mean
he doesn't a skateboard anymore. You know, he's a father.
He doesn't need that, he doesn't need that revenge. But
there we go. Thanks Marty, appreciate you subscribing, by the way. Uh,
And then let's see Jason Killip says, quote better living
through chemistry. DuPont Is that how you say mat du pont.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
I? It's an American company and American family.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
Why are they are they spelling it like they're French?
Then my dad used to use it as a hook
line when selling. And I was a kid at Dawson.
He's just at Dawson on a love it. Jason, Thank
you man, Thank you for the clment and uh yeah,
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you know those are colments everybody. It was good hearing
from me, Thank you, thank you. No outro, no outro
one from Patreon.
Speaker 6 (44:11):
Yeah, well yeah, I mean, what's his name?
Speaker 2 (44:13):
Who?
Speaker 6 (44:14):
Just climbent he'll hear the outro because.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Marty. Yeah, you get it, buddy, you get it. Just
just go to the next episode or any of the
previous ones on Patreon. All right, why don't we go
around the horn, get our plugs, and then we'll record
that Patreon episode. I'll start all the way in Long Beach, California,
kalin Bean. What do you suggest everybody check out?
Speaker 7 (44:34):
All right, suggest you check out me and my dad's podcast,
Just falling about Just scroll back a couple episodes and
you should find it pop up right there in your
water cooler feed and take a listen.
Speaker 5 (44:44):
We're actually doing a little format change.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
So good.
Speaker 5 (44:48):
Hey, that's why I do it.
Speaker 7 (44:50):
Uh, we're actually we didn't have a guest uh this week,
so we are doing We did an episode with you know,
just me and my dad and his friend Jim just
talking movies.
Speaker 5 (45:01):
Yeah, we get into it. It's really fun.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
Actually, so does your dad know about the bean scale?
Speaker 3 (45:07):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (45:08):
He knows about flicking the bean, but I don't think
he's aware of the bean scale.
Speaker 6 (45:12):
Wait does he know about the segment or does he
know about flicking the bean?
Speaker 1 (45:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (45:17):
Probably both.
Speaker 4 (45:18):
Yeah, I mean you do have a lot of siblings.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
I okay, well yeah, well if if okay, So for
those listening, if you obviously like Kaylan talking movies, because
he kind of does it on this show, and are
you going to take that he does it? And yeah,
so check him out. We love Kaylan on the mic.
He started all the way back in that in that
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small little window in the corner of the engineering room,
and he has since just demanded that.
Speaker 7 (45:50):
He pisses through because even before that on that Allison
Rose in Bobo episode. It's probably one of my first
times like on mic around then.
Speaker 1 (45:58):
Yeah, and and now now we worry about him.
Speaker 5 (46:01):
That was fucked up. People behind that class though.
Speaker 7 (46:06):
All right, you four all having a great time podcast
saying I'm fucking behind the glass new guy just sitting
there not getting to enjoy the chemistry and.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
The air scarf cast a rotisserie chicken. I had to
record it, that's true. We needed that, all right? Uh Gary,
what about you? Uh?
Speaker 4 (46:26):
Check out our water cool or check out our water
cooler patreon man, patreon dot com, slash water cooler. The
meetup we just had was Matt and I were talking
about this offline, like, I think that might have been
the most.
Speaker 6 (46:35):
People we've ever had in a meet up for sure.
I don't. I don't exactly know why.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
I know we kind of hyped up that the last
one before that we talked a lot of shit, so
I think maybe some people who uh just have that
tear love tier were motivated to come.
Speaker 6 (46:48):
But we had a bunch of people and it was
fucking fun.
Speaker 5 (46:51):
It was there was a last there was one anomaly
in there.
Speaker 2 (46:54):
Guy.
Speaker 7 (46:54):
I was like, Yeah, I've been listening to you guys
for years and years years. I never even knew you
had a Patreon.
Speaker 6 (46:58):
You know what the anomaly about that?
Speaker 2 (47:01):
That's not true.
Speaker 1 (47:03):
A decade.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
That's what you call.
Speaker 4 (47:08):
The anomaly of that guy is Chris and I both
know that guy in the real world.
Speaker 5 (47:13):
I went to dinner with that guy my dad.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
Let's not say that guy. Let's call him Garrett Garrett
Garrett Grave.
Speaker 4 (47:22):
I wasn't trying to I was just trying to protect
his intimity a little bit.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
But uh, no, I love Garrett. He's the guy who
got me very sick on the Harry Potter ride.
Speaker 5 (47:31):
Oh yeah, he got me free text Universal.
Speaker 6 (47:33):
That was sweetweet.
Speaker 3 (47:36):
We love you.
Speaker 6 (47:38):
But the cable management was really where it was after me.
Speaker 1 (47:41):
Jerry and I saw the cable management. It stopped us
in our tracks. What about you?
Speaker 3 (47:47):
Yeah, I just want to say again our Patreon Patreon
dot com slash water Cooler. It's not that it's an
extra episode. It's the rest of the conversation that we're having.
So if you like what we've said so far, please
stick around and you can hear the rest of it.
And I also just want to once again shout out
to Brooks Bubble Bar for all their beverages and trying
(48:08):
to get the great time, the great time.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
That I had out there in Mack You blow bubbles
into the mic.
Speaker 7 (48:17):
I don't have anyone noticed either, but he's actually drinking
out of two different cups, going back and forth between
two different ones.
Speaker 3 (48:24):
It's when the joke sees me.
Speaker 6 (48:26):
All right, It's never been more glad that I can't
see you guys starting.
Speaker 1 (48:33):
Oh yeah, you you would lose your mind.
Speaker 2 (48:38):
Two things I get back from the cruise on April ninth.
On April tenth, I'm gonna go check out Alistair Green.
He's playing at Harville's and Santa Monica. He used to
be Alan Parson's lead guitarist because I introduced him to
Alan Parsons because he was my first band, made my
first guitar player on my first record, number two. I'm
(49:02):
going to join Adam Corolla in San Diego on April
twelfth at the American Comedy Club Saturday Night. Only two shows,
and all my San Diego friends please come down. I
don't even think people that I knew in radio in
San Diego even are aware of this podcast. But for
(49:22):
those of them that may be listening, come out. We'd
love to see your face.
Speaker 1 (49:27):
Make them wear dot You're selling stickers of your face
on it. Just a little little little link, a little
scan here.
Speaker 2 (49:37):
But what is it scan to? You know, have a
bunch of clibs up in places.
Speaker 6 (49:43):
Patreona, the Patreon baby.
Speaker 2 (49:45):
Oh that's kind of neat. Yeah, probably for more dos
it makes sense.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
I'm here. And then as for me, I'm playing at
Marina Wine this Saturday night and the first Saturday of
every month. Moving forward for the foreseeable futures.
Speaker 2 (50:01):
Yeah, we call a residency, folks. Congratulations Chris, buddy at
the Castle King in the Castle King, I'm actually Kingdom loud.
Speaker 4 (50:14):
They so Chris, right next to that venmo QR code,
I want a water cooler Patreon QR code.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
Oh you got it, you got it.
Speaker 3 (50:24):
And then.
Speaker 1 (50:26):
Also oh and this, I also want to plug Willard
for twenty what up Willie? All right? Thanks, great meeting you, buddy.
All right that different steps of war cooler. We'll see
you lads week for Patreon.
Speaker 6 (50:36):
We love you.
Speaker 1 (50:37):
Goodbye,
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