September 16, 2025 • 53 mins
The guys chat about button flies and zippers.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
What Hey, welcome back to another edition of Water Cooler.
Thank you so much for hanging out with us and
deciding to spend the next hour ish with us. We
(00:24):
appreciate your time and uh and your patience with me today.
You know how the show is, I Chris, I want
to kick with my cruel digital buds of yesteryear. Like
all the way in North Hollywood, California, mister Mike Dawson.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I'm about as oiled as a diesel train.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
That's a freaking intro. You guys, Kaylan, you're you're screwed. Man,
I'm gonna I'm gonna save you for last. And then
all the way in Austin, Texas, it's Matt Fondelier, Hey brother,
a tried and true. And then all the way in
Orange County, Californi it's Gary Smith.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Suck nice, nice, short sweet, leave us wanting more. And
then Calen, this is your big chance.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
All the way in Long Beach, California, like myself, son
of Michael Bean, father of two lovely daughters.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I know their names.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I just didn't know if I didn't get the okay
to say I'm not like trying to avoid saying his
daughter's names. I know their names very well. It's mister
Kaylen Bean, come on, give you all that time.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
I just really pictured you walking out, you know, into
like a Madison Square Garden type arena and then.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Just do it.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Ah well, I'm uh once again, I'm underwhelmed. But it's no, no,
We're That was a good intro, Klen, I'm sorry. I
don't mean to be mean here. I think that was
actually one of your better ones to be perf I'll
take it all right. Look, we got a lot to
get into. First off, this is episode five hundred and one.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Wow. Yeah, like my jeans, bro.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I was just gonna say, it's Levi's right there. This
is episode This is Levi's also known as sixty ninepl
sixty and Apple sixty and APPL sixty and Apple sixty
and Apple six and Apple sixty naplus eighteen. Dawson is
a big fan oh the five oh ones.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Since you find a pair of fans the pants that fits,
you wear them for the rest of your life.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
You want to even explore other kinds.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Actually, I I have recently found a new pair of
pants and it's Peter Miller. They're incredibly expensive.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
His pants like this friend of.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Right, but no, man, it's it's it's five oh ones forever.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
So when we were on the Corolla Show, one of
the sponsors was Peter, I thought it was I always
thought it was Millard because I thought it.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Was Oh sorry, what did I say?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Miller? Miller. Yeah, it's actually a well known.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Brand, Pere. It's Peta.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
It's very Pita, very very high end, really expensive stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Pants are like eighty it's kind.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
They make a lot of.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Golf clothes as well, have three pairs which I'll pause
here and just once again give everybody a life at
golf clothes. My goodness, they're like where like this is?
This is right up Kaylen's alley.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
Literally, Oh, I think every one of our holiday parties
for the past two years, I've walked up to Chris
in my pants on Hey, how do you like these?
How do you like these pants?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Because they look nice and they feel so that it's
good for everybody's eyes when they look at Kaylan compared
to what he usually wears. But then to Kailan, they
feel like loungewear. They feel like pj's athletic wear. He's like, Chris,
look at my pants and then he just starts stretching
his legs as far as they can go, just like slowly.
Just what his legs are just sliding apart from each other's.
(03:57):
Like you say, when not breaking icon decked with me,
I'm like, dude, you're freaking being weird right now.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
I should also mention they are golf pants. Oh yeah,
from the company Quints. That's how that they market them,
or the golf Quints pants. So I always go directly
up to Christen.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
The best thing. The best thing about the five O
ones and you can't do this with any nice Peter
Pete Mala pants is the buttonfly. You just fucking grab
one end of those and rid them off, and you
never know what situation you're gonna find yourself in where
you got to lose some jeans fast, and five O
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ones are the are the gun ready go to jeans?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I did? Oh if five ones are button flies? I didn't.
I didn't haven't had a button fly in a minute.
The okay, So when when.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
You clarify for me, we're talking to snaps, they're snappies.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
No, they're they're buttons and loop pants.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Do you wear Matt.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Getting them off quickly?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
What is that Matt, what you're talking about is like
a snap shirt, which I also wear for the same
reason because you can just rip those off and you
never know. We're not going to find yourself in that position.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Absolutely, Yeah, sometimes you.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Know, Yeah, I sometimes sometimes button snap shirts, but then.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Sometimes know when you're gonna be in that position. Yeah,
it's a little better, that's right.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
So all right, so buttonflies a button? What's happening?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Okay, So I.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Don't know either. You're not the only one wrong.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Thank you? Oh my god, thank god. I can't let
buckle up. Let's get our eyes.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
I wear a pair of jeans about four or five
times a year, So I'm the wrong person.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Is real?
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Need to do a show and tell. There's seventy five
years of.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
A show and tell. Dude, these are button flies? Matt,
there's the button and they come out.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Did that just snap? Was that not just a snappy No?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
It's hey, stop saying snappy, right, I am wrong.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I once again want to take this moment to welcome
our new listen. Thank you so much for finding this podcast,
and you hope you're enjoying your stay. Yeah, so you
know that you know that the button on the top
of your jeans when you wear if you when you
it's like, I don't know, you're going to a formal event,
you're actually putting on like a pair of jeans.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
You know. Based on my you know where history, it's
been a few years since I've gotten a free pair
of jeans, and I've gotten a little heavier since then.
So the move is kind of just don't even do that.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Tough, but okay, let's just hould the belt over it
so much.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
There's so much, that much kaylan that much that you
just can't get that button yo yo i yo ya Wow.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
He literally ties a yo yo around around his his
button and his other side of.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Kail and I I just learned by Google a button up.
It's like, you know how usual pants have button and
then a zipper you follow me button, this one has
no zipper. It's just more buttons. And how is that
in any way faster? That's what's blowing my mind.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Yeah, also demonstrated the quickness of the rip off.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Yeah that's true because I.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
Don't know how it works, but you think about the buttons,
and especially on something like denim, that's not going to
rip you. There is no second motion involved with the
button you have to unbutton it with too, you know,
two hands, and then you have to use a second
second motion for the zipper. So if you just rip
the top button with enough ferocity exactly, you can rip
the other buttons as well.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
It's a sweet move too.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Does it have anything to do with because when you
dry jeans, they shrink a little bit and then but
obviously the zipper does not shrink, So then you get
that weird outward curve where you're having to kind of
like explain to the people next to you it's not.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
It's not what it looks like.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Yeah, I'm not this welling down. I know what you're
all thinking right now, and let me.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Just clear just like it just gets awkward. I have
to do that a few times a day. So I
so I wonder if the button's like invents that it
is a curve? Episode is the does the buttonfly prevent
the curved non shrinking zipper? And I wonder, like, what
is the benefit that we're taking that button and we're
(08:13):
just selecting it and pressing copy paste over the zipper?
Speaker 6 (08:16):
And now I think that the five oh one was
invented before zipper technology.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
So it's outdated. I don't know if it's outdated. I
would say it's classic.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Well it's possibly also not not not before zipper technology,
but before it was accessible to the easy to do.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Yeah, it's also less hazardous. I mean, we've all seen
something about Mary. So no one wants to end.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Up button your boys in a in a in a
pair of five oh ones.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
All right, it does look it breathes a little bit
better too, So you might be honest something here. It
just you're right, like it seems lazy, like how much
faster could a zippor be versus a button fly?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
But I've had a button fly. I mean that time
adds up.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I said, you sometimes know when you're gonna be in
these positions.
Speaker 6 (09:11):
Speaking about time adding up. We're on button flies and
it's minute nine.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Four more pages of notes that I want to get
to on on my butt, on my button flies. But okay,
so I went, you know, I went to a college.
Speaking of jeans, I went to a college to do
a little film capture.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Right down the street. My phone did and ring. That's right.
I couldn't. I couldn't have been closer to Gary. No,
I couldn't. I mean, if you had sneezed. It probably
would have hit my house, but go ahead.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Yeah, Gary's been very busy. I mean, chances are you
weren't home? Chances are?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (09:47):
I play the odds. Yeah yeah, Look, I know we're
still operating on minutes on our plan for our cell phones.
By that means don't don't don't waste any of your minutes.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Well, I'm not going to waste my minutes. Like what
I do is I haveigured out basic strategy for life,
so you know, I'm not really gambling as much as
I used to. And I just I played the odds
and odds are you went home? So I was in.
I was at a college right next to Gary's house.
First off, right right before that, I remember I went
(10:17):
to uh like this Arizona uh part Universe of Arizona
party and uh and then yeah yeah I went to that.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Went yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I went to a Chargers store after that and played golf,
but you know, for free. Gary's play free that day.
I know, you know, I had to pay, but I
went and I noticed the jeans at these schools and
I will just say the I don't think like Dawson's
been wearing his five A ones for a long time,
and that is a certain cut of gene Kalin that
(10:47):
Levi's pipes.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Yeah, that's when I kind of checked out, checked out
of the whole man.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Do you know where the gene game is now? Dawson?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
If you were to walk to through like a college
or through like what are the what are the kids?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Is George ash making or comeback?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Close? Yeah? Is that the same as Jinko?
Speaker 6 (11:16):
No, but that's why I said close because Jenko is
definitely back in full of.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Them, Jenko, jink fucking company called Jenko.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
I don't know what any of these things are.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
I don't Yeah, okay, Jinko j n c O is
a brand that I grew up with where that's what
the ravers would wear. Call I'm surprised you don't know this, man,
I'm shocked killing this is like, these are your people.
These are the baggiest jeans, like everybody like that big
baggy jeans are back.
Speaker 6 (11:44):
But they're not baggy like when we when I think
of the word baggy from my childhood, that denotes something
around the waist. These are baggy all the way down
to your ankles.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Right. Are these the kind of genes you would see
at say, a Slip Knot concert, yes, okayrect, but now.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
You would see them also at like arian.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
Like you or a Taylor Swift concert, Like they're that
far back. Yeah, this thing that had a cultural moment
in the late nineties is now all the way back.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Like I can't tell who's a juggalo anymore, neither can I.
So yeah, so I just thought, like, man, that's so weird.
And I thought, what were the big jeans when I
was growing up, like the popular ones that people would wear.
I remember girls whould wear like the low rise jeans,
which back then I was like, man, so hot.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Those are a couple bottom chat but I have the
back hat.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
But then, but then I have seen like throwback photos
from that era and I'm just like, oh, those look terrible.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
So my my taste is constantly moving.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Well, But I don't think we as a society have
figured out jeans because they just they won't stay the same.
They will not other than the fact that they go
over your legs. We haven't really figured it out. So
are they working? Are they working money?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Dude?
Speaker 3 (12:59):
They're working for Sydney Sweeny.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Are you telling me we had to bring it that?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Well, let's backtrack just a little bit. Are you telling
me you you don't you no longer or never did
or whatever. You've changed your mind on low rise jeans?
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Have you not? No, dude, it's it's it's like because.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Right now they're high rise. He's like they're wearing their waistlines.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Yeah, I'm not. I'm not a fan of that. I know, dude,
they're like, you know, going up to their belly buttons
and stuff. Yeah, not a.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Fan, not a fan?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yeah, well, I mean I'm not. I'm not. I'm not
not a fan.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
You don't like the you don't like the high I'm not.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Going to go support the team, but I'm also not
going to protest them.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Ken's not a fan of.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I mean, I remember last time I went through back
the low rise. Yeah, I don't know just what I remember.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
That was a big thing.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
How about jeorts? How do we feel about those I
loved I.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
Used to wear. I used to wear georts in the
high school because when.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
I would not have amazing stuff, I never would have
thought to out of files.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
I had two pairs of.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
George when I was When I was in high school,
the big thing was the skinny jeans and man did
those fucking suck? Those really sucked? I am moving, so
then it kind of a vult. So they were georts,
but they were skinny jean jorts.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
You used to wear those, and I remember, I freaking
remember I would wear Yeah, they might be on my
fucking storage unit, but I probably won't fit them many
more doing problem to undo that top button.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Yeah, you make.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Picturing an office like slow zoom on the on Gary's
face as he slowly ties inside.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Like, oh my lord, wait wait Gary, you're not in
the jean shorts. Uh. I'm indifferent.
Speaker 6 (15:02):
I'm a little concerned that we're a quarter of the
way through the show exclusively about that. That's this show man,
That's not the ship I signed up for, my man.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
No, you know what else I can big comeback is
cargo cargo shorts. You get that extra pocket space Kaling
and even.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Who needs.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
What do you what do you put That's that's my question.
If you want to wear cargo pants, I'm fine, fine
by me. For utility, like what are you putting in there?
Speaker 5 (15:32):
I'm down, But like your fashion sense, now.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
Yeah, if you're an operator and you need a place
for your fucking backup and your fucking zip ties or
whatever like, then yeah, cool, cargo short it up, baby,
that's fucking practical. But if you're just looking for a
style choice of like maybe I'll throw some jelly beans
in this pocket.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Like, no, I'm always glad to have pocket jelly beans.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
I've been putting my jelly beans my back pocket it.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
And it's freaking.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Involved to just put them right down there by by
my thigh.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
I gotta start putting stuff in my cargo pockets.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
I do remember being very jealous of a Napoleon Dynamite
when he put his uh tater tots into his cargo shorts.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
And the.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Trick is for that that you gotta ligne him with foil.
But that's a good spot the especially or if you
go to buffets, you know they say no takeout, you
get taked out cargo shorts, those pockets.
Speaker 7 (16:31):
With foilrowing a couple of potstickers there you go, see you?
Speaker 3 (16:42):
That's right?
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Do you guys used to sag? With sagging a big thing?
I don't think brothers used to, dude.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
I used to say my brothers would, and they were
older than me and they were cooler, So then I'd
walk around as like a ten eleven year old trying
to do it.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
And does this change your opinion of me, Dawson, because
right now I know you think I'm just like some
cool How.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Much of a sack are we talking, dude? Is it is? It?
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
The cheeks? Never never did that, Never did that. But
I understand if your jeans are like two numbers bigger
than what your actual size is, and if you're not
wearing a belt, they'll almost fall off. I understand that
they get they get down there, But you know, no, never,
(17:29):
never showing any fucking underwear, dude.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
So I went from I went to a Catholic school
with school uniform from kindergarten to the middle of seventh grade.
In the middle of seventh grade, I transferred to a
public school where it was free dress day every.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Day, and so you got beat up every day.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Huh, And I didn't know what to wear. I didn't
know what.
Speaker 6 (17:48):
And wait, a public school where it was free dress
day every day, that just means there was no dress code.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Yeah, there's no uniform.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
So when you want to in Catholic school, when you
wear a uniform, free dress day is like a is
free dress it's it's what it sounds like so public
every day. No it it does sound like that. That's
a good day. I should I should stop calling it
that because that explains all the women that would keep
coming to our school with their with their palms open.
(18:17):
So the So I would I would wonder what should
I wear? Like I could, I could reinvent myself right now.
I could wear whatever.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
And I was I was pretty conservative, you know.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
I just I would wear the polar shirts with a
zipper instead of the buttons, which is like the exact
opposite of the pants that we liked, you know, the
ones Matt and Uh and I. And then I remember
going into eighth grade. I was like, Okay, now it's time.
I'm skateboarding. I'm I'm I've made friends, i got a
(18:51):
crew that I'm hanging with. I'm wearing my my my
my cap kind of crooked like hat, not frontways and
not sideways, but like like three quarters.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Yeah, I got my and goes on, you're feeling good.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Yeah, jinko. Well, so I did get jeans, and I
did get them a little bigger so I could sack.
But here's the thing. I would sack below the cheeks.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
M hmm.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
I would go yeahull, but I didn't want to people
to see my my boxers because you're feeling. So I
would wear basketball shorts under my jeans and then that's
what would show so.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
And then underwear under that.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Yeah, very hot, very high. Yeah, triple layered it.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
I remember being a very hot summer going in eighth
grade and yeah, that that was that was my move.
I would wear bad and then I would wear basketball
shorts under my jeans a lot. But also I did
love to play basketball, so you never knew when you
gotta you know, you.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Just and you know speak speaking of the move. You
got three layers there, so if something that's gonna go wrong,
actually got to make a deposit, you know.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
All right, So more on button flies here now, Gary,
It's been long enough. I look, I'm excited you're here
today because I was talking about I was talking to
somebody buddy about the Raiders Chargers game that was That
was last night as we record this, but we're talking
about it before the weekend.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
I went, let's see the Chargers.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Are away at this game and they're coming off a
big win.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
It was an international on international grounds.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
But I'm trying to think who's gonna win this, and
I thought, oh wait, Gary's gonna be at this game,
so the Chargers are gonna lose brutally the last second,
just based off of personal experience. Whenever I watch a
Charger game with Gary, that's typically what happens to where
I look at Gary and I'm in shock and awe
and Gary it just has a thousand yards stare, but
(20:54):
like like as if you've seen it a million you
know I have seen it. Yeah, he's seen him like
nothing really phases him.
Speaker 6 (21:00):
I believe the one game that you and I saw
in person, I turned to you with about ninety seconds
left on the clock and announced it was time to go,
and you looked at me horrified because the game was
not over.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
But it was over. Yeah that's right.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Gary knew his he was going to lose when Yeah,
so it was so Gary's done this enough. But he
went to Vegas for Monday Night football. A great game
for one.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Of that Mondays.
Speaker 6 (21:25):
Now they do do it on Mondays. Actually this Monday
was a special Monday. They did too twice.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Yeah, two football games.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
I finally did it back to back instead of starting
in order too.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Yeah, a no overlap. It was just a nice full
night of of football. So Gary, what happened? Why are
you at this game? You went to Vegas to watch
a football game, which is already awesome. They tell us
all about it.
Speaker 6 (21:52):
I believe I was at this game because somebody who
was originally in the crew dropped out, and then there
was an extra ticket that wasn't to get used. So
I got invited to join, and I said absolutely, and
I so I flew up on Monday morning. We got
there just normal flight in, got to the hotel around one,
(22:14):
went and had lunch.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
A couple guys went and gambled.
Speaker 6 (22:17):
I went up and worked for a while, and then
everyone said, all right, meet up at the sports book
at four o'clock, which was kickoff of the first game.
And we sat in the sports book at the Mandalay
Bay and watched probably the first half or so of
the first game, and then walked over to the stadium
stood in the parking lot for a little while, tailgating and.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
Great ending to that first game too, by the way,
Baker Mayfield's Monster.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Yes, yes, it was very exciting.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
It was a very exciting ending to that game.
Speaker 6 (22:45):
Yeah, I I watched the ending of that game Calin.
I turned my YouTube TV on on my phone and
we watched the ending of that game as the Raiders
were doing their intro. They're giant, all the lights off,
but we were We could care less. We were watching
the end of that Baker Mayfield game.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
That was great.
Speaker 6 (23:06):
So yeah, that's why I got invited. We had phenomenal tickets.
They were in the highest level of the stadium, but
we had the front row of that highest level, and
I got to be honest with you, man, I think
that's probably better than the front row in the middle
level or most suites. I mean, it was like the
perfect height to where you could like see a play
(23:27):
develop the way you know, it would be drawn.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Out if you had to guess how many feet up.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
I had to guess how many feet up from the field.
Speaker 6 (23:36):
Yeah, probably sixty okay, maybe maybe sixty to eighty Okay,
I mean, you know, the we were on the we
were at the lowest point of the highest level, so
you know we were we were a ways up there,
but like you could still without glasses or anything, you
could still see like the player's numbers, you can, so
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you can.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
See the ball being thrown.
Speaker 6 (23:59):
Absolutely, and there was more than one play I don't
know if you watched any of the game, Dawson, but
there was so that if you remember, there was one
big breakout Chargers touchdown which was like a seventy five
yard pass and where we were sitting, Yeah, Cannon or
whatever I think it was, was it Lad mcconkee.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
You caught that pass?
Speaker 6 (24:18):
Yeah, I can't remember who caught it, but where we
were sitting, the play was starting kind of around the
yard line that we were closest to, and so as
that play was happening, well before he threw the ball,
I was pointing at the open receiver and like I
could see that that was where the ball needed to go.
And then it did and that was like the biggest
play of the game. And the Chargers never really lost
(24:40):
control after that. They did give us a few scares,
but the Raiders were ultimately never able to capitalize on it.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
And it was a great game.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
I the Chargers won.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Yeah, the Chargers did.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Chris, You set that up to well?
Speaker 5 (24:54):
I thought that it had. That has been the history
of the Chargers.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
It has like the.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
First season where it'll probably end again in Chargers fashion,
where they give a bunch of like false open the
first half of the season and then just turn into
it afterwards.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
He's not wrong, but but I mean, to their point.
Speaker 6 (25:13):
The Chargers win last week, although it technically was considered
a home game, was played in Brazil and they were
playing against you know, the your champion champions four out
of the last five years or something like that.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
And two division games, dude, two division games a start.
Speaker 6 (25:33):
I almost opened the show Dawson, Hey, division leaders, because
that is exactly what we are right now. And we
have another division game coming up on Sunday that I
would say we have a very decent chance of winning.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
So Broncos, Broncos, It's so.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Far wow dude, wow.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
So yeah, it was the we're going to get off
to a really good start.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Yeah. It was a super super fun night.
Speaker 6 (25:57):
And the only bummer of the night a little bit,
was that, you know, we met up for the first
game at four, and we finished the Chargers Raiders game
around ten, and I was starving, so I was expecting
we'd all go get dinner.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Everyone went to bed. So I was standing around like,
oh what.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Well, there's so many places in Vegas. I would love
that opportunity to just go. MI could eat whatever I want.
Speaker 6 (26:21):
Yeah, but it was Monday night at eleven o'clock. By
the time, like that became an option to me, and
it was like, all right, to go find someplace that
I want to go that's open, and then get back.
It's gonna be one in the morning and I have
to get up at six thirty and start working. So
I just walked around the casino for a little bit,
play a little video poker, and then went to bed.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
But it was it was worth it.
Speaker 6 (26:43):
I mean, my flight back today was a fucking nightmare,
but aside from that, it was a fantastic trip.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
I mean, it was really pushed that call button.
Speaker 6 (26:52):
I didn't they They told us to push it if
and only if you had a medical emergency, and I
did not.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
White Russian sariously, yeah, yeah, geez.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
What if I wanted a Brandy Alexander.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
Now they made it very clear both ways that because
it's a forty five minute flight, that they would offer
you coffee or water and that was it.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
Wow, no ordering of anything.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
I definitely had a year where I was on a
flight to Vegas, one of those forty five minute flights,
and they're passing the SODA's around and I asked for
rather than giving me the cup of coke.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Can.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
I have the can, and the stewardess just gave me
this fucking look. But she gave me the can. And
then when they came back around like ten minutes later
to collect everything, I wasn't done with the can yet,
and she's like, that's why I didn't want to give
you the can. She's turned me into the monster that
I am today. I realize now.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
I love it. Yeah, that's origin story.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Yeah, all right, Well, speaking of Matt and his tendencies,
a lot of people really have said with the way
he shops, really really up with with how it conduct
shops at the agrocery shops.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
Yeah, about the way we shop.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
All right.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
I feel bad that some people took it really personally.
They were like, we worked so hard.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Do you want to hear from them? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Of course, all.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Right these now time for us. Let's went to the
new listeners here. We like feedback. We like to hear
what you think of the show, and people write in.
There a few ways to write into the show, but
it's either by posting on our Facebook group, Facebook dot
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Speaker 3 (28:48):
L l C. Answer a few questions we might let
you in.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Sorry Jesus God, Gary too. Gary just yoned.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
I'm able, Christ.
Speaker 5 (29:08):
It was the audible.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
This is how I feel when I start my shake segment.
Oftentimes I.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Had one eye on Dawson, one one Gary, both of
them Yon at the same time. Geez or keep on
our Patreon by going to patreon dot com slash water cooler.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
All right, this is a comment. Okay, now Dawson just
left and Gary's gone again.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
What is happening right now? I'm still here?
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Okay, very tired. I told you guys that, David, I see,
it was very tired. I'll stop. I will stop being
upset about this, hopefully. All right.
Speaker 4 (29:52):
That was seriously Patreon super exciting.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
In our Facebook group, Thomas Murphy, he posted as someone
who works for a national snack chain who religiously rotates
his product. I am appalled that the boys would suggest
pulling newer dates off the shelf. Yeah, we worked so
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hard to rotate product, and when I see customers pull
product from the back, it literally kills a part of
my soul.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
I thought, go ahead, I thought about that. I think
about that guy every time I pull the fucking Mazetta
pepperincini from the way back, and I think somebody I
know I pissed someone off and I'm sorry for that.
Can go ahead, continue, continue, Doss.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
But the fact that you're pulling peppercini's they're already preserved,
man like, no.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Range between freshness.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
Because of the recent peppercinis I got, which I believe
is the same brand, They're all mushy, and of course
I pulled.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
The front crunchy.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
They gotta bey and I'm having to throw away the
whole thing now. I'm I'm you know, I would never
I would think, well, the other pickle they preserved forever.
But Dawson's got me turned on this one. I'm gonna
start reaching for the back when it comes to the peppercinis.
Speaker 4 (31:22):
Sorry to do the reach around I've been saying it.
Speaker 5 (31:24):
Let me read around for fucking cereal, though.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Thank you for suscribing, Tommy Murph.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Tommy Murph says Tommy Murph. I would also say, tell
your fucking stocking manager your store to do a better
job of managing your stock of Mozetta peppers.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Well yeah, well, Tommy's fighting back here. He continues.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
He says, I've resorted to just leaving one or two
bags on the shelf, so customers have to take the
short dated bags. Have some respect for us direct to
store providers bobos.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
I do respect you, tom Tom, but.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
That's all you're going to get from me, only until
the whole pepper game changes. Man, I'm pulling from the back.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
So Tommy Murphy, he started this saying, as someone who
works for a national snack chain, my only question is
with snack chain, snack chain you're working for.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
What's Yeah, let me let me know. You know, Alex
snacks chains.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
We don't have. We should have an official snack sponsor
of the war. We have a lunch sponsor, we have
a dessert snack sponsor, but the benefactor.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
You were talking about chunck nippoles though, right.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Yeah, Dawson Cutter commercial for him. Yeah, that's right. So
like crack.
Speaker 6 (32:45):
Oh, it's better than crack, better than crack. And I
would know smoked cracks.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Well, Thomas Murphy and was not happy with the way
Matt shops.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
Yeah, thanks for listening, though.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
We appreciate shite it, buddy, Let's see.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
It's nice. It's nice though that we get to know
first person who were affecting the regular daily life of.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
To think he made very well. He may very well
have been listening to us while he was doing that
stalking thing that we're talking about, and then just been
absolutely devastated in that moment.
Speaker 5 (33:18):
Matt, Okay, I got a question. If you run into
a gas station to just get a bag of chips,
go on, which bag are you grabbing?
Speaker 4 (33:27):
Ooh, that's pretty good question. It's gonna be some form
of grido No, I mean, or the back of the stack,
you fucking moron.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
Jesus read the room.
Speaker 5 (33:47):
Honestly, so we could get into a whole other conversation here,
but there clearly wasn't.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
I legitimately did not know what.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Else, and that's why it's so offensive.
Speaker 4 (33:59):
That really threw me.
Speaker 8 (34:03):
Fucking monster, But yeah, I think I I I don't
do that as much, but my instinct is that I
do just reach for something a little bit further back.
Speaker 4 (34:14):
Somebody else posted in the group, and I agree the
early bags those get dropped. There are people that are
just kind of like they're fingering the bags, they're holding it,
They're going do I want this? I don't know, and then
they just let it there. No, No, I'm gonna bypass
all of that nonsense.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
You get the fresh, untouched ones.
Speaker 6 (34:30):
So it doesn't need to be all the way from
the back, but it needs to be unfingered.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
First of all, Yes, but also I fingered h No,
I said very specifically, I don't take the back one.
I'm just saying I'm not taking the front one. I'm
gonna do a little bit of research.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Wow, what's the little bit of research moving it back? Like?
Speaker 4 (34:54):
Yeah, I feel like finger the bags like.
Speaker 5 (34:58):
You're the one that's creating all the fucking yea for fag.
Speaker 7 (35:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Man, I agree with Tom Murph, you're evil.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Well, Jeffrey Lee writes, since cheese is just Aged Dairy,
wouldn't you want to still grab the one off the front?
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Dude? I saw Age Dairy open up for Shania Twain
in like nineteen ninety three. It was a sweet tour.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
I've heard good things about that tour.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Kwantu mccral also wrote, all I heard was my point
that men need to stay out of the grocery. I
always wondered why they were crowding the aisles in my way,
and now I know these mfors are grabbing everything from
the back.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
All right, Kuanna, you can shop for me. I don't
have to go to the grocery store. Then I don't
have to pick the stuff.
Speaker 5 (35:44):
This goes to another point of how I shop at
the grocery store versus my fiance Amy, and she hates
bringing me to the grocery store. She has a plan
of action that she follows. She follows from one stuff
and I don't do that. That's not even the when
I'm talking about. But when I need something down an
aisle and I'm pushing the cart, I will keep the
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cart at the I will move it to the side,
keep it at the edge of the aisle, I mean
at the edge of the walkway. Then just walk down
the aisle, grab it, come back, and then put it
into the shopping cart and killing.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
How much time do you have in your day?
Speaker 2 (36:20):
How do you do that?
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Kilan, I do that too?
Speaker 5 (36:24):
Okay, Well, I just wanted to know if I was
the only word.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
I'm faster. I'm fast.
Speaker 5 (36:28):
Actually, if you're faster without a cart, because.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
I'm I'm not crowding my cart around. I just run,
grab the thing, I come.
Speaker 5 (36:34):
Back exactly easy.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
If it's empty.
Speaker 6 (36:37):
There is certainly a time and a place for that behavior. Yeah,
if it's busy with people. I could see that. But
if it's like an empty aisle, what are we talking about?
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Yeah, I don't get it. Kiln. Is that your exercise?
I mean, if it's exercise, I gotta understand that it's.
Speaker 5 (36:52):
Just easier to walk without a fucking cart.
Speaker 4 (36:54):
If you go by the middle.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
How is it easier to walk without a cart? It's
on wes.
Speaker 4 (37:02):
Car walking without a cart, Dawson.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
You're gonna walk. You're gonna be faster without the car.
Man that's away higher than you and you have to
push it. It's got weight.
Speaker 5 (37:11):
I don't know if you just walk down the center
with the cart and then you leave to go solo
down the aisles.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Come on, wait, if you're watching, if you're watching somebody,
if you're watching guys race U the four forty, would
you pick the guy with a shopping cart in front
of him because he has the advantage?
Speaker 2 (37:29):
No?
Speaker 4 (37:29):
Now, what about the one foot on the cart, other
foot as a little pedal and then you just fucking
lean forward, baby.
Speaker 5 (37:42):
Parking lot maneuver that you do in the parking lot And.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Guess where you do this? Costco Business Center Fucking they
got the heavy carts and I always fucking ride my
cart when I return it through the parking lot, and
I ride it through the store when it's empty, and
I just need to get back to the milk. Fucking
race that thing, dude, and those carts are built for it.
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You can jump on those carts and not knock them over. Yes,
I do that, nice Katy.
Speaker 5 (38:14):
Yeah, you only ride in the parking lots, but that
if you ever see someone do that in the store,
that is a pretty funny riding the car.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
What if? What if the guy was a guy?
Speaker 2 (38:23):
It does depend on how many people are around.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Katie Jenks writes, anyone in this group ever heard of
f I f O or fifo'.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
It's a soccer brand, right, Yeah, first.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
In, first out to rotate product according to the expiration date.
I worked in a grocery store and this applies to
the shelves as well, which can be a bitch, but
a last that show bized baby also absolutely calculate at
being called after using arrows Eric's Malla money tier. Yeah,
so Katie, there's I guess they're they see grocery stores.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
Having Katie five fo Fumbo.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
Five.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Yeah, we get it all right, Well, Katie says it there. Look,
there's a system for people like us. We're not the
first and we certainly won't be the last. But but
there we go. Let's see here. Don Powell writes Matt,
this is on the Patreon page. I don't do the
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date check on everything, but I face the shelves as
I take items. Facing is pulling everything forward while making
sure the labels are turned to the front.
Speaker 4 (39:33):
Oh that's very nice.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
That's someone who worked through the grocery store at some point,
or it's like something like O C D as well.
Speaker 5 (39:40):
I don't even understand what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
That's what I'm saying. I'm not disparaging someone of th
O CDO CDs.
Speaker 4 (39:46):
He's just tidying it up keal, and he's making sure
all the labels face forward and that they're in a
nice line.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
That seems unnecessary, it is necessary because of people like
me and Matt.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
Weston re You think I'm not.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
I'm not facing the isle after I'm done getting my
Pepper and Genie bro.
Speaker 5 (40:07):
You could if you didn't have a big bulky cart
in your way.
Speaker 4 (40:14):
Game said match.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
Weston.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Reid says, I almost never take the front one of
anything that can be crushed or broken chips, cereal, et cetera.
I assume it fell on the floor and got put
put backed, so nothing crushed, broken.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
Or fingered.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Yep, there you go, There you go.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
He didn't write finger I just wanted Matt to feel
like he was on.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
One and then Dazulu Ohio Fisherington Underscore Compstone sixty nine.
Smith says, I had tomato soup that was seven years
out of date when I was thirteen. Here I am
about to have my fifteenth half birthday celebration of my
(40:58):
thirteenth birthday. Okay, that's not a This is not a
thing that hurt my head reading that aloud. Bob feelings,
Bob Cox Smith six y nine. Smith dy nine says
happy twenty third, twenty first episode. You guys are awesome
(41:19):
and this is also my favorite podcast. Thanks for so
many twenty ones. Well there you go. You're welcome, Turn
twenty one twenty three times.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
I hate Matt uh some kind of doritos? What kind
of Jesus shit? What kind of doritos? Matt cool? Are
you cool? A ranch guy? Nacho cheese? You get those
weird flavors?
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (41:41):
You know, whatever's go back?
Speaker 4 (41:44):
You know, like any flavor of dorito is is pretty good.
It's you know, sometimes I'll try a new one just
to have. Like the saracha ones and the gold bag
it's not so bad. Uh, sweet and spicy chili, the
purple bag those are pretty one of my favorite for sure. Uh,
salsa verde, those are great. I'm just saying you got some.
Sometimes you got to expand beyond just the cool ranch
(42:07):
in the nacho cheese. But you know that's just me.
I only govern myself.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Ryan Roberts, Right, all right, Matt, you are insane. If
it's milk, okay, take the ones from the back, but
the rest just take the front package. The crazy thing
I do, though, is I compare price to weight of
items to get the most for the best price.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
That's not crazy, that's all part of it. That's part
of the game.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
That's all part of it.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
Yeah, fractions and you can save money.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
Yes, so I bought I bought these spin drifts at
Ralph's yesterday and it was a buy one, get one
free amongst you, amongst the other things. And when she
scanned the two boxes of spin Drift, which I, as
I said, is the superior of the Sparkling Waters I
looked on the thing, I entered my my phone number,
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so it starts discounting everything already, and I noticed that
it wasn't taken off. So I stopped the late and
I go, hey, I'm supposed to get one of those free, right,
it's by one get one free.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
Let me ask was this a Ralph's or Kroger? Yeah
it was.
Speaker 6 (43:16):
Was this one of the situations where it says, but
I wouldn't got one free, but then you have to
scan within the app or do some stupid bullshit.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
It was not that, but they do do that. I
hate that. It's a week for the weekly deals, I know.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
Man.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
So she goes, oh it is, let me check.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
I was like, yeah, it's about one get one free.
I guess I got two of them.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
And and it was and she's like okay, there you go,
and you know, and we went about our lives. But
right after this happened, a guy I know was next
and Me's like, hey, Chris, what's up. I'm weirdly it
was weirdly embarrassed about that that whole exchange X A
guy that I knew, but and it was actually George
DJ George. It's like, oh, so was I seeing him
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of Ralph's Let's see here. Joya Smith wrote in the
the comments of our Facebook group, I like what she
chimes in, she drops in, you know.
Speaker 4 (44:06):
Yeah, it's like she's she's the one who knows them
better than us.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
Who yeah, she knows she's she's one of the people.
I mean, I don't agree with her mouthflicks opinions.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
But controversial cause she has controversial takes on mouthflecks. I
would believe it that.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
I would say so too. And I think she, you know,
she needs to let she needs to let her husband free.
You know, we know he wants to do the licks.
He used to do the licks. He wants them, wants
to do him unleash him.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
Joya Well, she.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
Writes, I failed to wish Matt Fondelier happy birthday yesterday.
Sorry Mattie happy belated, So in honor of Matt's birthday week,
I present you some vintage Fondelier photos and she shared
a lot from the cruises and like the just the
cool Corolla events that we've all done together, and.
Speaker 3 (44:52):
They're very sweet, great memory.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
There's one where you guys are all dressed as penguins.
I don't know what's going on there?
Speaker 6 (44:57):
But that was a date night, double date and I've
seen the fondelie in this Smiths.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
Okay, there's a lot to impact there. Now, what.
Speaker 3 (45:06):
Uh was this?
Speaker 4 (45:08):
We talked about it on air when it happened.
Speaker 3 (45:10):
It was a Halloween day night, that's right. No, no Christmas,
Christmas date night.
Speaker 4 (45:15):
It was in La. It was like a sledding like
Go Go sledding. But what they neglected to say was
that it was not going to be real snow or
fake snow. It was just white carpet.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
Oh Jesus right.
Speaker 3 (45:29):
And what they they're they're like gimmick.
Speaker 6 (45:32):
Was like, if you buy this particular like velvet like
penguin suit, you'll slide down pretty fine. If you just
go in your normal clothes, you're not gonna have fun
at all.
Speaker 3 (45:42):
Is Who's who the hell? Do you remember? Who found this?
Who found this place?
Speaker 2 (45:46):
Like?
Speaker 3 (45:47):
Who's who does this?
Speaker 4 (45:48):
Is?
Speaker 3 (45:48):
Do you guys do this every year? Or is it
like someone's idea to go to this?
Speaker 4 (45:52):
I honestly don't remember, Chris. You we did a double
Halloween time for some pumpkin carving thing that was also
fucking terrible.
Speaker 3 (46:01):
I also went a double day with the fond of
Laius Gary.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
Yeah, it was a it was a jack O lantern.
Speaker 3 (46:07):
Yeah, my pumpkin and I.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
Think we talked about it on the show.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
Yeah, we went to this parking structure and it looked
like just a bunch of pumpkins had melted onto the concrete.
Speaker 6 (46:17):
I will say that my experience, based on the retelling
of your guys this pumpkin thing, our experience at the
sledding was better. It was not super fun and it
was not necessarily what had been advertised to us, but
we still had a good time.
Speaker 4 (46:30):
You know, I'm going to say now there was a
bad event, because that was with my closest friends. I agree,
I have a bad time.
Speaker 3 (46:36):
I was gonna say, like this in fact, and it came.
Speaker 5 (46:39):
Up on the show, so you can just write it off.
Speaker 4 (46:41):
I suspect that I could go back twenty fourteen.
Speaker 6 (46:49):
Yes, I would say this sledding one was probably something
that was sent to one of us via a PR
person and it was like, hey, come check this out.
Speaker 4 (46:57):
I probably found it.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
Regar.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
But MAT's right, we actually, even though the pumpkin things sucked,
it if we had a really good time that night.
Speaker 3 (47:07):
We drink that apple liquor all night long. Let's see here.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
Greg Zeppelin writes, Really, I've had some of the worst
hangovers of my life when I was younger because I
was not aware of proper hydration, both in everyday life
and while drinking.
Speaker 3 (47:23):
Crush a water or two in between drinks. Hashtag pre
hydration and that's that. Yeah, that works.
Speaker 4 (47:29):
Sober me gets that. But drunk Matt does not want
to drink water between drinks. I've tried to reason with
him because it is a very sensible thing to do,
but for some reason, I cannot get it through my head.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
I have Okay, I am a seapap where when I sleep.
I've talked about this, I wear the seapap and I
don't really like it. I wake up feeling a lot better,
but I just don't like wearing something strapped to my
face when I sleep. So there are times when in
the middle of the night, I don't even realize I
just ripped that thing off, and I just I just
(48:03):
raw dog it the rest of the night, and I
feel awful when I wake up and I think, why
did I do that?
Speaker 3 (48:10):
Why did I let my And You're right, there's a
there is.
Speaker 1 (48:12):
A part of you just just you have no control
because it's just it's me half asleep, just wind this
and thinking that's what's gonna help, and it doesn't help.
Speaker 5 (48:22):
And so also, what kind of sleeper are you? Are
you a back sleeper? Are you a side sleeper?
Speaker 4 (48:28):
You?
Speaker 5 (48:28):
I mean, obviously you can't be a stomach sleeper now.
Speaker 4 (48:30):
But.
Speaker 5 (48:33):
Yeah, if you were a stomach sleeper, and then you
have to get a sea pap, that's I mean, that's
crushing that, that is just that terrible.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
You would have to get one of those massage tables
and sleep on that with a whole cutout for your face,
which actually sleep number. I've never tried the sleep number.
Speaker 2 (48:50):
I don't know. I mean, you know, you know what
I am. I'm number one.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
Sure, yeah, you should walk in with the number store
and just say.
Speaker 5 (49:05):
That Dawson is one of one that can be denied.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
Oh boy, all right, I think, you know, I think
we could end it there, unless you guys want to
talk more about buttonflies. But we can we can do that.
We can do that for next for the Patreon episode,
which real quick, we really do, all right, So why
don't we go around the horn, get our plugs in
and the we'll GTF phone starts some Patreon. I'll start
over there in North Hollywood, California. Mister Mike Dawson, what
(49:29):
can we check out for you?
Speaker 2 (49:31):
My next comedy show in the books is in Hollywood
at Mel's Mel's Drive in whoa very of course, at
the bar Saturday, September twenty seventh. I'll uh, I'll put
some stuff out at Dos Angeles. But if you're in
and around the Hollywood area and you want to laugh
and maybe have a Salisbury steak, go to Mel's Diner
(49:58):
Chocolate chake Action. Maybe I'll tell some jokes. We'll pretend
we're friends.
Speaker 1 (50:04):
I know that Meles are very cool. I know they
did comedy there, so definitely check it out and it
is a staple.
Speaker 3 (50:12):
Uh Gary. So you.
Speaker 6 (50:15):
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this month.
Speaker 5 (50:35):
Chris is going to reveal a felony that he and
it's going to be lit.
Speaker 3 (50:41):
I'm going to reveal some questionable ship that I've done.
Speaker 5 (50:44):
I can, I can go off on a on something
we can't.
Speaker 3 (50:48):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (50:49):
I love how this is just starting to turn into
our event sessions. We have an audience that we could
just really really vent. Yeah, al right, well we'll let
it all out at.
Speaker 3 (51:01):
The for anyone who may not know.
Speaker 6 (51:03):
The meetups are not recorded and everyone's cool there, so
we are much more comfortable to talk shit.
Speaker 5 (51:09):
All right, Kele sometube just falling about with Michael Bean. Uh,
two episodes a week. We got some fun guests coming up,
and we just got picked up by a podcast network.
Shout out to the Believe podcast network b l e
A v e U. They also host car cast, So wow,
fun little coincidence and uh yeah, shout out to that.
Speaker 3 (51:31):
How is it spelled b l e a V b
l e A V Yeah, Believe? Is there an at
the end it's last?
Speaker 5 (51:43):
Yeah, I don't know what it is, but they're selling
as all right, Well.
Speaker 4 (51:49):
Ask them how they feel about butterflies?
Speaker 1 (51:51):
Oh, b l e A V Oh, Believe it is
pronounced believe Okay, I just googled it.
Speaker 3 (51:58):
Very cool. Okay, they do.
Speaker 5 (51:59):
Yeah, so that's exciting.
Speaker 3 (52:01):
Nice congrats there's car cast.
Speaker 1 (52:04):
Oh baby, I know that logo all right?
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And then uh Matt.
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Speaker 2 (52:26):
Very true and think that was really heartfelt.
Speaker 4 (52:29):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (52:31):
That's a really good place.
Speaker 4 (52:33):
I just feel like I for the supermarket thing. She's
probably real.
Speaker 3 (52:36):
Back as for my pluck.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
Check out car cast if you like cars like podcasts,
Matty Andre, do you want to show there?
Speaker 2 (52:46):
Are you still doing car cast?
Speaker 3 (52:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (52:48):
The a on there really nice guy too. You're joking,
I don't show you know anything about.
Speaker 2 (52:57):
Me good and he's a good guy.
Speaker 1 (53:00):
So check it out Carcast. I used to produce that show.
The logo I helped. I helped with it, all right.
That will do if this episode of our cooler I'm
just trying to hang on as long as I can
because I know Gary started, No, we'll get out of you.
Let's let Gary sleep and we'll see you later this week.
We love you, goodbye,
What Hey, welcome back to another edition of Water Cooler.
Thank you so much for hanging out with us and
deciding to spend the next hour ish with us. We
(00:24):
appreciate your time and uh and your patience with me today.
You know how the show is, I Chris, I want
to kick with my cruel digital buds of yesteryear. Like
all the way in North Hollywood, California, mister Mike Dawson.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I'm about as oiled as a diesel train.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
That's a freaking intro. You guys, Kaylan, you're you're screwed. Man,
I'm gonna I'm gonna save you for last. And then
all the way in Austin, Texas, it's Matt Fondelier, Hey brother,
a tried and true. And then all the way in
Orange County, Californi it's Gary Smith.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Suck nice, nice, short sweet, leave us wanting more. And
then Calen, this is your big chance.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
All the way in Long Beach, California, like myself, son
of Michael Bean, father of two lovely daughters.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I know their names.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I just didn't know if I didn't get the okay
to say I'm not like trying to avoid saying his
daughter's names. I know their names very well. It's mister
Kaylen Bean, come on, give you all that time.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
I just really pictured you walking out, you know, into
like a Madison Square Garden type arena and then.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Just do it.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Ah well, I'm uh once again, I'm underwhelmed. But it's no, no,
We're That was a good intro, Klen, I'm sorry. I
don't mean to be mean here. I think that was
actually one of your better ones to be perf I'll
take it all right. Look, we got a lot to
get into. First off, this is episode five hundred and one.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Wow. Yeah, like my jeans, bro.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I was just gonna say, it's Levi's right there. This
is episode This is Levi's also known as sixty ninepl
sixty and Apple sixty and APPL sixty and Apple sixty
and Apple six and Apple sixty naplus eighteen. Dawson is
a big fan oh the five oh ones.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Since you find a pair of fans the pants that fits,
you wear them for the rest of your life.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
You want to even explore other kinds.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Actually, I I have recently found a new pair of
pants and it's Peter Miller. They're incredibly expensive.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
His pants like this friend of.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Right, but no, man, it's it's it's five oh ones forever.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
So when we were on the Corolla Show, one of
the sponsors was Peter, I thought it was I always
thought it was Millard because I thought it.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Was Oh sorry, what did I say?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Miller? Miller. Yeah, it's actually a well known.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Brand, Pere. It's Peta.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
It's very Pita, very very high end, really expensive stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Pants are like eighty it's kind.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
They make a lot of.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Golf clothes as well, have three pairs which I'll pause
here and just once again give everybody a life at
golf clothes. My goodness, they're like where like this is?
This is right up Kaylen's alley.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
Literally, Oh, I think every one of our holiday parties
for the past two years, I've walked up to Chris
in my pants on Hey, how do you like these?
How do you like these pants?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Because they look nice and they feel so that it's
good for everybody's eyes when they look at Kaylan compared
to what he usually wears. But then to Kailan, they
feel like loungewear. They feel like pj's athletic wear. He's like, Chris,
look at my pants and then he just starts stretching
his legs as far as they can go, just like slowly.
Just what his legs are just sliding apart from each other's.
(03:57):
Like you say, when not breaking icon decked with me,
I'm like, dude, you're freaking being weird right now.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
I should also mention they are golf pants. Oh yeah,
from the company Quints. That's how that they market them,
or the golf Quints pants. So I always go directly
up to Christen.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
The best thing. The best thing about the five O
ones and you can't do this with any nice Peter
Pete Mala pants is the buttonfly. You just fucking grab
one end of those and rid them off, and you
never know what situation you're gonna find yourself in where
you got to lose some jeans fast, and five O
(04:34):
ones are the are the gun ready go to jeans?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I did? Oh if five ones are button flies? I didn't.
I didn't haven't had a button fly in a minute.
The okay, So when when.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
You clarify for me, we're talking to snaps, they're snappies.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
No, they're they're buttons and loop pants.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Do you wear Matt.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Getting them off quickly?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
What is that Matt, what you're talking about is like
a snap shirt, which I also wear for the same
reason because you can just rip those off and you
never know. We're not going to find yourself in that position.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Absolutely, Yeah, sometimes you.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Know, Yeah, I sometimes sometimes button snap shirts, but then.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Sometimes know when you're gonna be in that position. Yeah,
it's a little better, that's right.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
So all right, so buttonflies a button? What's happening?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Okay, So I.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Don't know either. You're not the only one wrong.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Thank you? Oh my god, thank god. I can't let
buckle up. Let's get our eyes.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
I wear a pair of jeans about four or five
times a year, So I'm the wrong person.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Is real?
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Need to do a show and tell. There's seventy five
years of.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
A show and tell. Dude, these are button flies? Matt,
there's the button and they come out.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Did that just snap? Was that not just a snappy No?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
It's hey, stop saying snappy, right, I am wrong.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I once again want to take this moment to welcome
our new listen. Thank you so much for finding this podcast,
and you hope you're enjoying your stay. Yeah, so you
know that you know that the button on the top
of your jeans when you wear if you when you
it's like, I don't know, you're going to a formal event,
you're actually putting on like a pair of jeans.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
You know. Based on my you know where history, it's
been a few years since I've gotten a free pair
of jeans, and I've gotten a little heavier since then.
So the move is kind of just don't even do that.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Tough, but okay, let's just hould the belt over it
so much.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
There's so much, that much kaylan that much that you
just can't get that button yo yo i yo ya Wow.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
He literally ties a yo yo around around his his
button and his other side of.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Kail and I I just learned by Google a button up.
It's like, you know how usual pants have button and
then a zipper you follow me button, this one has
no zipper. It's just more buttons. And how is that
in any way faster? That's what's blowing my mind.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Yeah, also demonstrated the quickness of the rip off.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Yeah that's true because I.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
Don't know how it works, but you think about the buttons,
and especially on something like denim, that's not going to
rip you. There is no second motion involved with the
button you have to unbutton it with too, you know,
two hands, and then you have to use a second
second motion for the zipper. So if you just rip
the top button with enough ferocity exactly, you can rip
the other buttons as well.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
It's a sweet move too.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Does it have anything to do with because when you
dry jeans, they shrink a little bit and then but
obviously the zipper does not shrink, So then you get
that weird outward curve where you're having to kind of
like explain to the people next to you it's not.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
It's not what it looks like.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Yeah, I'm not this welling down. I know what you're
all thinking right now, and let me.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Just clear just like it just gets awkward. I have
to do that a few times a day. So I
so I wonder if the button's like invents that it
is a curve? Episode is the does the buttonfly prevent
the curved non shrinking zipper? And I wonder, like, what
is the benefit that we're taking that button and we're
(08:13):
just selecting it and pressing copy paste over the zipper?
Speaker 6 (08:16):
And now I think that the five oh one was
invented before zipper technology.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
So it's outdated. I don't know if it's outdated. I
would say it's classic.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Well it's possibly also not not not before zipper technology,
but before it was accessible to the easy to do.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Yeah, it's also less hazardous. I mean, we've all seen
something about Mary. So no one wants to end.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Up button your boys in a in a in a
pair of five oh ones.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
All right, it does look it breathes a little bit
better too, So you might be honest something here. It
just you're right, like it seems lazy, like how much
faster could a zippor be versus a button fly?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
But I've had a button fly. I mean that time
adds up.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I said, you sometimes know when you're gonna be in
these positions.
Speaker 6 (09:11):
Speaking about time adding up. We're on button flies and
it's minute nine.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Four more pages of notes that I want to get
to on on my butt, on my button flies. But okay,
so I went, you know, I went to a college.
Speaking of jeans, I went to a college to do
a little film capture.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Right down the street. My phone did and ring. That's right.
I couldn't. I couldn't have been closer to Gary. No,
I couldn't. I mean, if you had sneezed. It probably
would have hit my house, but go ahead.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Yeah, Gary's been very busy. I mean, chances are you
weren't home? Chances are?
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (09:47):
I play the odds. Yeah yeah, Look, I know we're
still operating on minutes on our plan for our cell phones.
By that means don't don't don't waste any of your minutes.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Well, I'm not going to waste my minutes. Like what
I do is I haveigured out basic strategy for life,
so you know, I'm not really gambling as much as
I used to. And I just I played the odds
and odds are you went home? So I was in.
I was at a college right next to Gary's house.
First off, right right before that, I remember I went
(10:17):
to uh like this Arizona uh part Universe of Arizona
party and uh and then yeah yeah I went to that.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Went yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I went to a Chargers store after that and played golf,
but you know, for free. Gary's play free that day.
I know, you know, I had to pay, but I
went and I noticed the jeans at these schools and
I will just say the I don't think like Dawson's
been wearing his five A ones for a long time,
and that is a certain cut of gene Kalin that
(10:47):
Levi's pipes.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Yeah, that's when I kind of checked out, checked out
of the whole man.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Do you know where the gene game is now? Dawson?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
If you were to walk to through like a college
or through like what are the what are the kids?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Is George ash making or comeback?
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Close? Yeah? Is that the same as Jinko?
Speaker 6 (11:16):
No, but that's why I said close because Jenko is
definitely back in full of.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Them, Jenko, jink fucking company called Jenko.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
I don't know what any of these things are.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
I don't Yeah, okay, Jinko j n c O is
a brand that I grew up with where that's what
the ravers would wear. Call I'm surprised you don't know this, man,
I'm shocked killing this is like, these are your people.
These are the baggiest jeans, like everybody like that big
baggy jeans are back.
Speaker 6 (11:44):
But they're not baggy like when we when I think
of the word baggy from my childhood, that denotes something
around the waist. These are baggy all the way down
to your ankles.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Right. Are these the kind of genes you would see
at say, a Slip Knot concert, yes, okayrect, but now.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
You would see them also at like arian.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
Like you or a Taylor Swift concert, Like they're that
far back. Yeah, this thing that had a cultural moment
in the late nineties is now all the way back.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Like I can't tell who's a juggalo anymore, neither can I.
So yeah, so I just thought, like, man, that's so weird.
And I thought, what were the big jeans when I
was growing up, like the popular ones that people would wear.
I remember girls whould wear like the low rise jeans,
which back then I was like, man, so hot.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Those are a couple bottom chat but I have the
back hat.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
But then, but then I have seen like throwback photos
from that era and I'm just like, oh, those look terrible.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
So my my taste is constantly moving.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Well, But I don't think we as a society have
figured out jeans because they just they won't stay the same.
They will not other than the fact that they go
over your legs. We haven't really figured it out. So
are they working? Are they working money?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Dude?
Speaker 3 (12:59):
They're working for Sydney Sweeny.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Are you telling me we had to bring it that?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Well, let's backtrack just a little bit. Are you telling
me you you don't you no longer or never did
or whatever. You've changed your mind on low rise jeans?
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Have you not? No, dude, it's it's it's like because.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Right now they're high rise. He's like they're wearing their waistlines.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Yeah, I'm not. I'm not a fan of that. I know, dude,
they're like, you know, going up to their belly buttons
and stuff. Yeah, not a.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Fan, not a fan?
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yeah, well, I mean I'm not. I'm not. I'm not
not a fan.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
You don't like the you don't like the high I'm not.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Going to go support the team, but I'm also not
going to protest them.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Ken's not a fan of.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I mean, I remember last time I went through back
the low rise. Yeah, I don't know just what I remember.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
That was a big thing.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
How about jeorts? How do we feel about those I
loved I.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
Used to wear. I used to wear georts in the
high school because when.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
I would not have amazing stuff, I never would have
thought to out of files.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
I had two pairs of.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
George when I was When I was in high school,
the big thing was the skinny jeans and man did
those fucking suck? Those really sucked? I am moving, so
then it kind of a vult. So they were georts,
but they were skinny jean jorts.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
You used to wear those, and I remember, I freaking
remember I would wear Yeah, they might be on my
fucking storage unit, but I probably won't fit them many
more doing problem to undo that top button.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Yeah, you make.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Picturing an office like slow zoom on the on Gary's
face as he slowly ties inside.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Like, oh my lord, wait wait Gary, you're not in
the jean shorts. Uh. I'm indifferent.
Speaker 6 (15:02):
I'm a little concerned that we're a quarter of the
way through the show exclusively about that. That's this show man,
That's not the ship I signed up for, my man.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
No, you know what else I can big comeback is
cargo cargo shorts. You get that extra pocket space Kaling
and even.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Who needs.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
What do you what do you put That's that's my question.
If you want to wear cargo pants, I'm fine, fine
by me. For utility, like what are you putting in there?
Speaker 5 (15:32):
I'm down, But like your fashion sense, now.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
Yeah, if you're an operator and you need a place
for your fucking backup and your fucking zip ties or
whatever like, then yeah, cool, cargo short it up, baby,
that's fucking practical. But if you're just looking for a
style choice of like maybe I'll throw some jelly beans
in this pocket.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Like, no, I'm always glad to have pocket jelly beans.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
I've been putting my jelly beans my back pocket it.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
And it's freaking.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Involved to just put them right down there by by
my thigh.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
I gotta start putting stuff in my cargo pockets.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
I do remember being very jealous of a Napoleon Dynamite
when he put his uh tater tots into his cargo shorts.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
And the.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Trick is for that that you gotta ligne him with foil.
But that's a good spot the especially or if you
go to buffets, you know they say no takeout, you
get taked out cargo shorts, those pockets.
Speaker 7 (16:31):
With foilrowing a couple of potstickers there you go, see you?
Speaker 3 (16:42):
That's right?
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Do you guys used to sag? With sagging a big thing?
I don't think brothers used to, dude.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
I used to say my brothers would, and they were
older than me and they were cooler, So then I'd
walk around as like a ten eleven year old trying
to do it.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
And does this change your opinion of me, Dawson, because
right now I know you think I'm just like some
cool How.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Much of a sack are we talking, dude? Is it is? It?
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
The cheeks? Never never did that, Never did that. But
I understand if your jeans are like two numbers bigger
than what your actual size is, and if you're not
wearing a belt, they'll almost fall off. I understand that
they get they get down there, But you know, no, never,
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never showing any fucking underwear, dude.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
So I went from I went to a Catholic school
with school uniform from kindergarten to the middle of seventh grade.
In the middle of seventh grade, I transferred to a
public school where it was free dress day every.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Day, and so you got beat up every day.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Huh, And I didn't know what to wear. I didn't
know what.
Speaker 6 (17:48):
And wait, a public school where it was free dress
day every day, that just means there was no dress code.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Yeah, there's no uniform.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
So when you want to in Catholic school, when you
wear a uniform, free dress day is like a is
free dress it's it's what it sounds like so public
every day. No it it does sound like that. That's
a good day. I should I should stop calling it
that because that explains all the women that would keep
coming to our school with their with their palms open.
(18:17):
So the So I would I would wonder what should
I wear? Like I could, I could reinvent myself right now.
I could wear whatever.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
And I was I was pretty conservative, you know.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
I just I would wear the polar shirts with a
zipper instead of the buttons, which is like the exact
opposite of the pants that we liked, you know, the
ones Matt and Uh and I. And then I remember
going into eighth grade. I was like, Okay, now it's time.
I'm skateboarding. I'm I'm I've made friends, i got a
(18:51):
crew that I'm hanging with. I'm wearing my my my
my cap kind of crooked like hat, not frontways and
not sideways, but like like three quarters.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Yeah, I got my and goes on, you're feeling good.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Yeah, jinko. Well, so I did get jeans, and I
did get them a little bigger so I could sack.
But here's the thing. I would sack below the cheeks.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
M hmm.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
I would go yeahull, but I didn't want to people
to see my my boxers because you're feeling. So I
would wear basketball shorts under my jeans and then that's
what would show so.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
And then underwear under that.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Yeah, very hot, very high. Yeah, triple layered it.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
I remember being a very hot summer going in eighth
grade and yeah, that that was that was my move.
I would wear bad and then I would wear basketball
shorts under my jeans a lot. But also I did
love to play basketball, so you never knew when you
gotta you know, you.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Just and you know speak speaking of the move. You
got three layers there, so if something that's gonna go wrong,
actually got to make a deposit, you know.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
All right, So more on button flies here now, Gary,
It's been long enough. I look, I'm excited you're here
today because I was talking about I was talking to
somebody buddy about the Raiders Chargers game that was That
was last night as we record this, but we're talking
about it before the weekend.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
I went, let's see the Chargers.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Are away at this game and they're coming off a
big win.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
It was an international on international grounds.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
But I'm trying to think who's gonna win this, and
I thought, oh wait, Gary's gonna be at this game,
so the Chargers are gonna lose brutally the last second,
just based off of personal experience. Whenever I watch a
Charger game with Gary, that's typically what happens to where
I look at Gary and I'm in shock and awe
and Gary it just has a thousand yards stare, but
(20:54):
like like as if you've seen it a million you
know I have seen it. Yeah, he's seen him like
nothing really phases him.
Speaker 6 (21:00):
I believe the one game that you and I saw
in person, I turned to you with about ninety seconds
left on the clock and announced it was time to go,
and you looked at me horrified because the game was
not over.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
But it was over. Yeah that's right.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Gary knew his he was going to lose when Yeah,
so it was so Gary's done this enough. But he
went to Vegas for Monday Night football. A great game
for one.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Of that Mondays.
Speaker 6 (21:25):
Now they do do it on Mondays. Actually this Monday
was a special Monday. They did too twice.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Yeah, two football games.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
I finally did it back to back instead of starting
in order too.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Yeah, a no overlap. It was just a nice full
night of of football. So Gary, what happened? Why are
you at this game? You went to Vegas to watch
a football game, which is already awesome. They tell us
all about it.
Speaker 6 (21:52):
I believe I was at this game because somebody who
was originally in the crew dropped out, and then there
was an extra ticket that wasn't to get used. So
I got invited to join, and I said absolutely, and
I so I flew up on Monday morning. We got
there just normal flight in, got to the hotel around one,
(22:14):
went and had lunch.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
A couple guys went and gambled.
Speaker 6 (22:17):
I went up and worked for a while, and then
everyone said, all right, meet up at the sports book
at four o'clock, which was kickoff of the first game.
And we sat in the sports book at the Mandalay
Bay and watched probably the first half or so of
the first game, and then walked over to the stadium
stood in the parking lot for a little while, tailgating and.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
Great ending to that first game too, by the way,
Baker Mayfield's Monster.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Yes, yes, it was very exciting.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
It was a very exciting ending to that game.
Speaker 6 (22:45):
Yeah, I I watched the ending of that game Calin.
I turned my YouTube TV on on my phone and
we watched the ending of that game as the Raiders
were doing their intro. They're giant, all the lights off,
but we were We could care less. We were watching
the end of that Baker Mayfield game.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
That was great.
Speaker 6 (23:06):
So yeah, that's why I got invited. We had phenomenal tickets.
They were in the highest level of the stadium, but
we had the front row of that highest level, and
I got to be honest with you, man, I think
that's probably better than the front row in the middle
level or most suites. I mean, it was like the
perfect height to where you could like see a play
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develop the way you know, it would be drawn.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Out if you had to guess how many feet up.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
I had to guess how many feet up from the field.
Speaker 6 (23:36):
Yeah, probably sixty okay, maybe maybe sixty to eighty Okay,
I mean, you know, the we were on the we
were at the lowest point of the highest level, so
you know we were we were a ways up there,
but like you could still without glasses or anything, you
could still see like the player's numbers, you can, so
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you can.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
See the ball being thrown.
Speaker 6 (23:59):
Absolutely, and there was more than one play I don't
know if you watched any of the game, Dawson, but
there was so that if you remember, there was one
big breakout Chargers touchdown which was like a seventy five
yard pass and where we were sitting, Yeah, Cannon or
whatever I think it was, was it Lad mcconkee.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
You caught that pass?
Speaker 6 (24:18):
Yeah, I can't remember who caught it, but where we
were sitting, the play was starting kind of around the
yard line that we were closest to, and so as
that play was happening, well before he threw the ball,
I was pointing at the open receiver and like I
could see that that was where the ball needed to go.
And then it did and that was like the biggest
play of the game. And the Chargers never really lost
(24:40):
control after that. They did give us a few scares,
but the Raiders were ultimately never able to capitalize on it.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
And it was a great game.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
I the Chargers won.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Yeah, the Chargers did.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Chris, You set that up to well?
Speaker 5 (24:54):
I thought that it had. That has been the history
of the Chargers.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
It has like the.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
First season where it'll probably end again in Chargers fashion,
where they give a bunch of like false open the
first half of the season and then just turn into
it afterwards.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
He's not wrong, but but I mean, to their point.
Speaker 6 (25:13):
The Chargers win last week, although it technically was considered
a home game, was played in Brazil and they were
playing against you know, the your champion champions four out
of the last five years or something like that.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
And two division games, dude, two division games a start.
Speaker 6 (25:33):
I almost opened the show Dawson, Hey, division leaders, because
that is exactly what we are right now. And we
have another division game coming up on Sunday that I
would say we have a very decent chance of winning.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
So Broncos, Broncos, It's so.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Far wow dude, wow.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
So yeah, it was the we're going to get off
to a really good start.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Yeah. It was a super super fun night.
Speaker 6 (25:57):
And the only bummer of the night a little bit,
was that, you know, we met up for the first
game at four, and we finished the Chargers Raiders game
around ten, and I was starving, so I was expecting
we'd all go get dinner.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Everyone went to bed. So I was standing around like,
oh what.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Well, there's so many places in Vegas. I would love
that opportunity to just go. MI could eat whatever I want.
Speaker 6 (26:21):
Yeah, but it was Monday night at eleven o'clock. By
the time, like that became an option to me, and
it was like, all right, to go find someplace that
I want to go that's open, and then get back.
It's gonna be one in the morning and I have
to get up at six thirty and start working. So
I just walked around the casino for a little bit,
play a little video poker, and then went to bed.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
But it was it was worth it.
Speaker 6 (26:43):
I mean, my flight back today was a fucking nightmare,
but aside from that, it was a fantastic trip.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
I mean, it was really pushed that call button.
Speaker 6 (26:52):
I didn't they They told us to push it if
and only if you had a medical emergency, and I
did not.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
White Russian sariously, yeah, yeah, geez.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
What if I wanted a Brandy Alexander.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
Now they made it very clear both ways that because
it's a forty five minute flight, that they would offer
you coffee or water and that was it.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
Wow, no ordering of anything.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
I definitely had a year where I was on a
flight to Vegas, one of those forty five minute flights,
and they're passing the SODA's around and I asked for
rather than giving me the cup of coke.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Can.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
I have the can, and the stewardess just gave me
this fucking look. But she gave me the can. And
then when they came back around like ten minutes later
to collect everything, I wasn't done with the can yet,
and she's like, that's why I didn't want to give
you the can. She's turned me into the monster that
I am today. I realize now.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
I love it. Yeah, that's origin story.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Yeah, all right, Well, speaking of Matt and his tendencies,
a lot of people really have said with the way
he shops, really really up with with how it conduct
shops at the agrocery shops.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
Yeah, about the way we shop.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
All right.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
I feel bad that some people took it really personally.
They were like, we worked so hard.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Do you want to hear from them? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Of course, all.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Right these now time for us. Let's went to the
new listeners here. We like feedback. We like to hear
what you think of the show, and people write in.
There a few ways to write into the show, but
it's either by posting on our Facebook group, Facebook dot
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Speaker 3 (28:48):
L l C. Answer a few questions we might let
you in.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Sorry Jesus God, Gary too. Gary just yoned.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
I'm able, Christ.
Speaker 5 (29:08):
It was the audible.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
This is how I feel when I start my shake segment.
Oftentimes I.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Had one eye on Dawson, one one Gary, both of
them Yon at the same time. Geez or keep on
our Patreon by going to patreon dot com slash water cooler.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
All right, this is a comment. Okay, now Dawson just
left and Gary's gone again.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
What is happening right now? I'm still here?
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Okay, very tired. I told you guys that, David, I see,
it was very tired. I'll stop. I will stop being
upset about this, hopefully. All right.
Speaker 4 (29:52):
That was seriously Patreon super exciting.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
In our Facebook group, Thomas Murphy, he posted as someone
who works for a national snack chain who religiously rotates
his product. I am appalled that the boys would suggest
pulling newer dates off the shelf. Yeah, we worked so
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hard to rotate product, and when I see customers pull
product from the back, it literally kills a part of
my soul.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
I thought, go ahead, I thought about that. I think
about that guy every time I pull the fucking Mazetta
pepperincini from the way back, and I think somebody I
know I pissed someone off and I'm sorry for that.
Can go ahead, continue, continue, Doss.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
But the fact that you're pulling peppercini's they're already preserved,
man like, no.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Range between freshness.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
Because of the recent peppercinis I got, which I believe
is the same brand, They're all mushy, and of course
I pulled.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
The front crunchy.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
They gotta bey and I'm having to throw away the
whole thing now. I'm I'm you know, I would never
I would think, well, the other pickle they preserved forever.
But Dawson's got me turned on this one. I'm gonna
start reaching for the back when it comes to the peppercinis.
Speaker 4 (31:22):
Sorry to do the reach around I've been saying it.
Speaker 5 (31:24):
Let me read around for fucking cereal, though.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Thank you for suscribing, Tommy Murph.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Tommy Murph says Tommy Murph. I would also say, tell
your fucking stocking manager your store to do a better
job of managing your stock of Mozetta peppers.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Well yeah, well, Tommy's fighting back here. He continues.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
He says, I've resorted to just leaving one or two
bags on the shelf, so customers have to take the
short dated bags. Have some respect for us direct to
store providers bobos.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
I do respect you, tom Tom, but.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
That's all you're going to get from me, only until
the whole pepper game changes. Man, I'm pulling from the back.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
So Tommy Murphy, he started this saying, as someone who
works for a national snack chain, my only question is
with snack chain, snack chain you're working for.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
What's Yeah, let me let me know. You know, Alex
snacks chains.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
We don't have. We should have an official snack sponsor
of the war. We have a lunch sponsor, we have
a dessert snack sponsor, but the benefactor.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
You were talking about chunck nippoles though, right.
Speaker 3 (32:40):
Yeah, Dawson Cutter commercial for him. Yeah, that's right. So
like crack.
Speaker 6 (32:45):
Oh, it's better than crack, better than crack. And I
would know smoked cracks.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Well, Thomas Murphy and was not happy with the way
Matt shops.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
Yeah, thanks for listening, though.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
We appreciate shite it, buddy, Let's see.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
It's nice. It's nice though that we get to know
first person who were affecting the regular daily life of.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
To think he made very well. He may very well
have been listening to us while he was doing that
stalking thing that we're talking about, and then just been
absolutely devastated in that moment.
Speaker 5 (33:18):
Matt, Okay, I got a question. If you run into
a gas station to just get a bag of chips,
go on, which bag are you grabbing?
Speaker 4 (33:27):
Ooh, that's pretty good question. It's gonna be some form
of grido No, I mean, or the back of the stack,
you fucking moron.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
Jesus read the room.
Speaker 5 (33:47):
Honestly, so we could get into a whole other conversation here,
but there clearly wasn't.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
I legitimately did not know what.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Else, and that's why it's so offensive.
Speaker 4 (33:59):
That really threw me.
Speaker 8 (34:03):
Fucking monster, But yeah, I think I I I don't
do that as much, but my instinct is that I
do just reach for something a little bit further back.
Speaker 4 (34:14):
Somebody else posted in the group, and I agree the
early bags those get dropped. There are people that are
just kind of like they're fingering the bags, they're holding it,
They're going do I want this? I don't know, and then
they just let it there. No, No, I'm gonna bypass
all of that nonsense.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
You get the fresh, untouched ones.
Speaker 6 (34:30):
So it doesn't need to be all the way from
the back, but it needs to be unfingered.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
First of all, Yes, but also I fingered h No,
I said very specifically, I don't take the back one.
I'm just saying I'm not taking the front one. I'm
gonna do a little bit of research.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Wow, what's the little bit of research moving it back? Like?
Speaker 4 (34:54):
Yeah, I feel like finger the bags like.
Speaker 5 (34:58):
You're the one that's creating all the fucking yea for fag.
Speaker 7 (35:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Man, I agree with Tom Murph, you're evil.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Well, Jeffrey Lee writes, since cheese is just Aged Dairy,
wouldn't you want to still grab the one off the front?
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Dude? I saw Age Dairy open up for Shania Twain
in like nineteen ninety three. It was a sweet tour.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
I've heard good things about that tour.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Kwantu mccral also wrote, all I heard was my point
that men need to stay out of the grocery. I
always wondered why they were crowding the aisles in my way,
and now I know these mfors are grabbing everything from
the back.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
All right, Kuanna, you can shop for me. I don't
have to go to the grocery store. Then I don't
have to pick the stuff.
Speaker 5 (35:44):
This goes to another point of how I shop at
the grocery store versus my fiance Amy, and she hates
bringing me to the grocery store. She has a plan
of action that she follows. She follows from one stuff
and I don't do that. That's not even the when
I'm talking about. But when I need something down an
aisle and I'm pushing the cart, I will keep the
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cart at the I will move it to the side,
keep it at the edge of the aisle, I mean
at the edge of the walkway. Then just walk down
the aisle, grab it, come back, and then put it
into the shopping cart and killing.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
How much time do you have in your day?
Speaker 2 (36:20):
How do you do that?
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Kilan, I do that too?
Speaker 5 (36:24):
Okay, Well, I just wanted to know if I was
the only word.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
I'm faster. I'm fast.
Speaker 5 (36:28):
Actually, if you're faster without a cart, because.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
I'm I'm not crowding my cart around. I just run,
grab the thing, I come.
Speaker 5 (36:34):
Back exactly easy.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
If it's empty.
Speaker 6 (36:37):
There is certainly a time and a place for that behavior. Yeah,
if it's busy with people. I could see that. But
if it's like an empty aisle, what are we talking about?
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Yeah, I don't get it. Kiln. Is that your exercise?
I mean, if it's exercise, I gotta understand that it's.
Speaker 5 (36:52):
Just easier to walk without a fucking cart.
Speaker 4 (36:54):
If you go by the middle.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
How is it easier to walk without a cart? It's
on wes.
Speaker 4 (37:02):
Car walking without a cart, Dawson.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
You're gonna walk. You're gonna be faster without the car.
Man that's away higher than you and you have to
push it. It's got weight.
Speaker 5 (37:11):
I don't know if you just walk down the center
with the cart and then you leave to go solo
down the aisles.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Come on, wait, if you're watching, if you're watching somebody,
if you're watching guys race U the four forty, would
you pick the guy with a shopping cart in front
of him because he has the advantage?
Speaker 2 (37:29):
No?
Speaker 4 (37:29):
Now, what about the one foot on the cart, other
foot as a little pedal and then you just fucking
lean forward, baby.
Speaker 5 (37:42):
Parking lot maneuver that you do in the parking lot And.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Guess where you do this? Costco Business Center Fucking they
got the heavy carts and I always fucking ride my
cart when I return it through the parking lot, and
I ride it through the store when it's empty, and
I just need to get back to the milk. Fucking
race that thing, dude, and those carts are built for it.
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You can jump on those carts and not knock them over. Yes,
I do that, nice Katy.
Speaker 5 (38:14):
Yeah, you only ride in the parking lots, but that
if you ever see someone do that in the store,
that is a pretty funny riding the car.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
What if? What if the guy was a guy?
Speaker 2 (38:23):
It does depend on how many people are around.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
Katie Jenks writes, anyone in this group ever heard of
f I f O or fifo'.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
It's a soccer brand, right, Yeah, first.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
In, first out to rotate product according to the expiration date.
I worked in a grocery store and this applies to
the shelves as well, which can be a bitch, but
a last that show bized baby also absolutely calculate at
being called after using arrows Eric's Malla money tier. Yeah,
so Katie, there's I guess they're they see grocery stores.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
Having Katie five fo Fumbo.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
Five.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Yeah, we get it all right, Well, Katie says it there. Look,
there's a system for people like us. We're not the
first and we certainly won't be the last. But but
there we go. Let's see here. Don Powell writes Matt,
this is on the Patreon page. I don't do the
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date check on everything, but I face the shelves as
I take items. Facing is pulling everything forward while making
sure the labels are turned to the front.
Speaker 4 (39:33):
Oh that's very nice.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
That's someone who worked through the grocery store at some point,
or it's like something like O C D as well.
Speaker 5 (39:40):
I don't even understand what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
That's what I'm saying. I'm not disparaging someone of th
O CDO CDs.
Speaker 4 (39:46):
He's just tidying it up keal, and he's making sure
all the labels face forward and that they're in a
nice line.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
That seems unnecessary, it is necessary because of people like
me and Matt.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
Weston re You think I'm not.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
I'm not facing the isle after I'm done getting my
Pepper and Genie bro.
Speaker 5 (40:07):
You could if you didn't have a big bulky cart
in your way.
Speaker 4 (40:14):
Game said match.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
Weston.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Reid says, I almost never take the front one of
anything that can be crushed or broken chips, cereal, et cetera.
I assume it fell on the floor and got put
put backed, so nothing crushed, broken.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
Or fingered.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Yep, there you go, There you go.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
He didn't write finger I just wanted Matt to feel
like he was on.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
One and then Dazulu Ohio Fisherington Underscore Compstone sixty nine.
Smith says, I had tomato soup that was seven years
out of date when I was thirteen. Here I am
about to have my fifteenth half birthday celebration of my
(40:58):
thirteenth birthday. Okay, that's not a This is not a
thing that hurt my head reading that aloud. Bob feelings,
Bob Cox Smith six y nine. Smith dy nine says
happy twenty third, twenty first episode. You guys are awesome
(41:19):
and this is also my favorite podcast. Thanks for so
many twenty ones. Well there you go. You're welcome, Turn
twenty one twenty three times.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
I hate Matt uh some kind of doritos? What kind
of Jesus shit? What kind of doritos? Matt cool? Are
you cool? A ranch guy? Nacho cheese? You get those
weird flavors?
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (41:41):
You know, whatever's go back?
Speaker 4 (41:44):
You know, like any flavor of dorito is is pretty good.
It's you know, sometimes I'll try a new one just
to have. Like the saracha ones and the gold bag
it's not so bad. Uh, sweet and spicy chili, the
purple bag those are pretty one of my favorite for sure. Uh,
salsa verde, those are great. I'm just saying you got some.
Sometimes you got to expand beyond just the cool ranch
(42:07):
in the nacho cheese. But you know that's just me.
I only govern myself.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Ryan Roberts, Right, all right, Matt, you are insane. If
it's milk, okay, take the ones from the back, but
the rest just take the front package. The crazy thing
I do, though, is I compare price to weight of
items to get the most for the best price.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
That's not crazy, that's all part of it. That's part
of the game.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
That's all part of it.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
Yeah, fractions and you can save money.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
Yes, so I bought I bought these spin drifts at
Ralph's yesterday and it was a buy one, get one
free amongst you, amongst the other things. And when she
scanned the two boxes of spin Drift, which I, as
I said, is the superior of the Sparkling Waters I
looked on the thing, I entered my my phone number,
(43:02):
so it starts discounting everything already, and I noticed that
it wasn't taken off. So I stopped the late and
I go, hey, I'm supposed to get one of those free, right,
it's by one get one free.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
Let me ask was this a Ralph's or Kroger? Yeah
it was.
Speaker 6 (43:16):
Was this one of the situations where it says, but
I wouldn't got one free, but then you have to
scan within the app or do some stupid bullshit.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
It was not that, but they do do that. I
hate that. It's a week for the weekly deals, I know.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
Man.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
So she goes, oh it is, let me check.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
I was like, yeah, it's about one get one free.
I guess I got two of them.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
And and it was and she's like okay, there you go,
and you know, and we went about our lives. But
right after this happened, a guy I know was next
and Me's like, hey, Chris, what's up. I'm weirdly it
was weirdly embarrassed about that that whole exchange X A
guy that I knew, but and it was actually George
DJ George. It's like, oh, so was I seeing him
(43:56):
of Ralph's Let's see here. Joya Smith wrote in the
the comments of our Facebook group, I like what she
chimes in, she drops in, you know.
Speaker 4 (44:06):
Yeah, it's like she's she's the one who knows them
better than us.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
Who yeah, she knows she's she's one of the people.
I mean, I don't agree with her mouthflicks opinions.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
But controversial cause she has controversial takes on mouthflecks. I
would believe it that.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
I would say so too. And I think she, you know,
she needs to let she needs to let her husband free.
You know, we know he wants to do the licks.
He used to do the licks. He wants them, wants
to do him unleash him.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
Joya Well, she.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
Writes, I failed to wish Matt Fondelier happy birthday yesterday.
Sorry Mattie happy belated, So in honor of Matt's birthday week,
I present you some vintage Fondelier photos and she shared
a lot from the cruises and like the just the
cool Corolla events that we've all done together, and.
Speaker 3 (44:52):
They're very sweet, great memory.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
There's one where you guys are all dressed as penguins.
I don't know what's going on there?
Speaker 6 (44:57):
But that was a date night, double date and I've
seen the fondelie in this Smiths.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
Okay, there's a lot to impact there. Now, what.
Speaker 3 (45:06):
Uh was this?
Speaker 4 (45:08):
We talked about it on air when it happened.
Speaker 3 (45:10):
It was a Halloween day night, that's right. No, no Christmas,
Christmas date night.
Speaker 4 (45:15):
It was in La. It was like a sledding like
Go Go sledding. But what they neglected to say was
that it was not going to be real snow or
fake snow. It was just white carpet.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
Oh Jesus right.
Speaker 3 (45:29):
And what they they're they're like gimmick.
Speaker 6 (45:32):
Was like, if you buy this particular like velvet like
penguin suit, you'll slide down pretty fine. If you just
go in your normal clothes, you're not gonna have fun
at all.
Speaker 3 (45:42):
Is Who's who the hell? Do you remember? Who found this?
Who found this place?
Speaker 2 (45:46):
Like?
Speaker 3 (45:47):
Who's who does this?
Speaker 4 (45:48):
Is?
Speaker 3 (45:48):
Do you guys do this every year? Or is it
like someone's idea to go to this?
Speaker 4 (45:52):
I honestly don't remember, Chris. You we did a double
Halloween time for some pumpkin carving thing that was also
fucking terrible.
Speaker 3 (46:01):
I also went a double day with the fond of
Laius Gary.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
Yeah, it was a it was a jack O lantern.
Speaker 3 (46:07):
Yeah, my pumpkin and I.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
Think we talked about it on the show.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
Yeah, we went to this parking structure and it looked
like just a bunch of pumpkins had melted onto the concrete.
Speaker 6 (46:17):
I will say that my experience, based on the retelling
of your guys this pumpkin thing, our experience at the
sledding was better. It was not super fun and it
was not necessarily what had been advertised to us, but
we still had a good time.
Speaker 4 (46:30):
You know, I'm going to say now there was a
bad event, because that was with my closest friends. I agree,
I have a bad time.
Speaker 3 (46:36):
I was gonna say, like this in fact, and it came.
Speaker 5 (46:39):
Up on the show, so you can just write it off.
Speaker 4 (46:41):
I suspect that I could go back twenty fourteen.
Speaker 6 (46:49):
Yes, I would say this sledding one was probably something
that was sent to one of us via a PR
person and it was like, hey, come check this out.
Speaker 4 (46:57):
I probably found it.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
Regar.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
But MAT's right, we actually, even though the pumpkin things sucked,
it if we had a really good time that night.
Speaker 3 (47:07):
We drink that apple liquor all night long. Let's see here.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
Greg Zeppelin writes, Really, I've had some of the worst
hangovers of my life when I was younger because I
was not aware of proper hydration, both in everyday life
and while drinking.
Speaker 3 (47:23):
Crush a water or two in between drinks. Hashtag pre
hydration and that's that. Yeah, that works.
Speaker 4 (47:29):
Sober me gets that. But drunk Matt does not want
to drink water between drinks. I've tried to reason with
him because it is a very sensible thing to do,
but for some reason, I cannot get it through my head.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
I have Okay, I am a seapap where when I sleep.
I've talked about this, I wear the seapap and I
don't really like it. I wake up feeling a lot better,
but I just don't like wearing something strapped to my
face when I sleep. So there are times when in
the middle of the night, I don't even realize I
just ripped that thing off, and I just I just
(48:03):
raw dog it the rest of the night, and I
feel awful when I wake up and I think, why
did I do that?
Speaker 3 (48:10):
Why did I let my And You're right, there's a
there is.
Speaker 1 (48:12):
A part of you just just you have no control
because it's just it's me half asleep, just wind this
and thinking that's what's gonna help, and it doesn't help.
Speaker 5 (48:22):
And so also, what kind of sleeper are you? Are
you a back sleeper? Are you a side sleeper?
Speaker 4 (48:28):
You?
Speaker 5 (48:28):
I mean, obviously you can't be a stomach sleeper now.
Speaker 4 (48:30):
But.
Speaker 5 (48:33):
Yeah, if you were a stomach sleeper, and then you
have to get a sea pap, that's I mean, that's
crushing that, that is just that terrible.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
You would have to get one of those massage tables
and sleep on that with a whole cutout for your face,
which actually sleep number. I've never tried the sleep number.
Speaker 2 (48:50):
I don't know. I mean, you know, you know what
I am. I'm number one.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
Sure, yeah, you should walk in with the number store
and just say.
Speaker 5 (49:05):
That Dawson is one of one that can be denied.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
Oh boy, all right, I think, you know, I think
we could end it there, unless you guys want to
talk more about buttonflies. But we can we can do that.
We can do that for next for the Patreon episode,
which real quick, we really do, all right, So why
don't we go around the horn, get our plugs in
and the we'll GTF phone starts some Patreon. I'll start
over there in North Hollywood, California. Mister Mike Dawson, what
(49:29):
can we check out for you?
Speaker 2 (49:31):
My next comedy show in the books is in Hollywood
at Mel's Mel's Drive in whoa very of course, at
the bar Saturday, September twenty seventh. I'll uh, I'll put
some stuff out at Dos Angeles. But if you're in
and around the Hollywood area and you want to laugh
and maybe have a Salisbury steak, go to Mel's Diner
(49:58):
Chocolate chake Action. Maybe I'll tell some jokes. We'll pretend
we're friends.
Speaker 1 (50:04):
I know that Meles are very cool. I know they
did comedy there, so definitely check it out and it
is a staple.
Speaker 3 (50:12):
Uh Gary. So you.
Speaker 6 (50:15):
Patreon dot com slash water Cooler. If you are tired
of hearing me this week, then be sure to sign
up and listen because I Am not going to make
it through Patreon this week. You guys have fun, but
be sure to subscribe. It's the second half of this
show and then the higher tiers. We've got movies, We've
got meetups, we got some ships talking to meet up
this month.
Speaker 5 (50:35):
Chris is going to reveal a felony that he and
it's going to be lit.
Speaker 3 (50:41):
I'm going to reveal some questionable ship that I've done.
Speaker 5 (50:44):
I can, I can go off on a on something
we can't.
Speaker 3 (50:48):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (50:49):
I love how this is just starting to turn into
our event sessions. We have an audience that we could
just really really vent. Yeah, al right, well we'll let
it all out at.
Speaker 3 (51:01):
The for anyone who may not know.
Speaker 6 (51:03):
The meetups are not recorded and everyone's cool there, so
we are much more comfortable to talk shit.
Speaker 5 (51:09):
All right, Kele sometube just falling about with Michael Bean. Uh,
two episodes a week. We got some fun guests coming up,
and we just got picked up by a podcast network.
Shout out to the Believe podcast network b l e
A v e U. They also host car cast, So wow,
fun little coincidence and uh yeah, shout out to that.
Speaker 3 (51:31):
How is it spelled b l e a V b
l e A V Yeah, Believe? Is there an at
the end it's last?
Speaker 5 (51:43):
Yeah, I don't know what it is, but they're selling
as all right, Well.
Speaker 4 (51:49):
Ask them how they feel about butterflies?
Speaker 1 (51:51):
Oh, b l e A V Oh, Believe it is
pronounced believe Okay, I just googled it.
Speaker 3 (51:58):
Very cool. Okay, they do.
Speaker 5 (51:59):
Yeah, so that's exciting.
Speaker 3 (52:01):
Nice congrats there's car cast.
Speaker 1 (52:04):
Oh baby, I know that logo all right?
Speaker 3 (52:08):
And then uh Matt.
Speaker 4 (52:10):
You uh yeah. Patreon dot com slash water cooler five
bucks a month. You don't have to hear those ads.
And if you've been listening to us for a couple
of years, now do yourself a flavor. Check out the
rest of our show. We got hundreds and hundreds of episodes,
and we'd love for your support.
Speaker 2 (52:26):
Very true and think that was really heartfelt.
Speaker 4 (52:29):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (52:31):
That's a really good place.
Speaker 4 (52:33):
I just feel like I for the supermarket thing. She's
probably real.
Speaker 3 (52:36):
Back as for my pluck.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
Check out car cast if you like cars like podcasts,
Matty Andre, do you want to show there?
Speaker 2 (52:46):
Are you still doing car cast?
Speaker 3 (52:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (52:48):
The a on there really nice guy too. You're joking,
I don't show you know anything about.
Speaker 2 (52:57):
Me good and he's a good guy.
Speaker 1 (53:00):
So check it out Carcast. I used to produce that show.
The logo I helped. I helped with it, all right.
That will do if this episode of our cooler I'm
just trying to hang on as long as I can
because I know Gary started, No, we'll get out of you.
Let's let Gary sleep and we'll see you later this week.
We love you, goodbye,
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