July 30, 2025 • 54 mins
The guys chat about midway games, stuffs, and Vans Warped Tour.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
Hey, welcome to water Cooler. Thank you so much for
tuning in hanging out with us. You know how the
show goes, I Chris locks, I'm want to kick it
with my cruel digital buds of yesteryear with me today.
We have match chair.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Oh shit, you're right.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Oh I should change.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
That in Austin, Texas, give it up for Mat Fondelier.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Hey, brother, she said something in the fifteen minutes we've
all been sitting here talking before the recording started.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Well, you weren't. You weren't wiggling around like that. That's true.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
It's when the show starts. I started my wiggles.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
You were getting the pre show wiggles out during the intro.
There give a little chair for the for the people
at home. Yeah, some people like it.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
You know.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Maybe Joyle likes that. She hates the mouth likes, but
she likes mattch chair squeaks. I'm got the next intro.
I just want you to instead of mouthflos, I want
you to do cheers. Let's try it right now. Sorry,
straight out, So instead of my mouth likes, I want
you to just squeak your chair as loud as you can. Here.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
We gonna He's gonna break something on his body.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Was nice? All right, Let's get the face going.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Very very the four syllables. I can think precarious, all right, mouth.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Have some competition. Then thos to joy Gary. I want
to hear what she thinks. All right, you know, all right,
let's see. Uh, let's hear frombody. Elsie's here too. Let
me treat you. Everybody, excuse me. All the way in
No Hoo, California. Give it up for Mike Dawson.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
I'm just here for the stokens. Bro dude, just here
for the stokens.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
There's no other currency in life. If you ask me.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Well, you get paid in chairs that Matt has a chair,
but I get stokens from the chair stuff, So I'm good.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah, It's just it's hard to figure out which chair
I'd rather have, one that hurts my ears or one
that hurts my eyes, and Matt shows the latter. All right.
And then all the way in Long Beach, California, it's
kaylen Bean, what's going on? Hey Kleen, welcome back, Thank
you you had a little trip. We're gonna get into
that in just a moment. But lastly, but not leastly,
(02:27):
all the way in Orange County, California. We also have
Gary Smith here. Hi, Patnay Kaylin. Yeah, I went over
to your place on Thursday. I heard took the kids
out for a little concert in the park action and
(02:48):
it's like, oh, where's Kaelin And the response was he
is at Comic Con handing out cards for his podcast.
And I was like, all right, that is so nice,
kal La. People know the water Cooler going all the
way to Comic Con.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
So I had I had a couple of people at
Comic Con come up to me and recognize me from
the Adam Kroll Show, and I made sure to say, well,
we're still doing our podcast, so come on and listen
to the water Cooler still. So yeah, there's like three
or four people that that recognize me.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Did they start to slowly back away or did they
engage you in that?
Speaker 6 (03:23):
It didn't really engage me.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
We gotta go.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
But there's a lot of that, Oh no, we're still
doing it still podcasts. It's really good. Here's the link.
No card anyway, So comic Con, you're not your first one, right.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
No, this would have been my third.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
What is what is the comic con life for Kielan
beans Son?
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Of Michael Bean, son of Glore.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
Uh well, this year was. I mean it was kind
of annoying because I didn't have anywhere to day for
like the first two days. So I drove down to
San Diego on Thursday, drove back, drove down Friday, drove back,
and then drove down Saturday, and then we stayed over
a night and Saturday on Saturday, and then went took
the kids to the zoo on Sunday. So yeah, I
(04:16):
was pretty I was pretty wiped by the end of
all of it. It was. It was and I was
pretty much standing the whole time when I was handing
out cards. So that was from like, you know, eleven
thirty to about six. Yeah, and dude, by Sunday the zoo,
my legs were fucking killing me. I mean, I was
tired walking around that zoo.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
It was.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
It was tough. It was real tough.
Speaker 7 (04:40):
Well, I want to incline at that zoo. That zoos
like easy to get tired at that zoo.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
It's a fantastic show.
Speaker 7 (04:48):
Zoo, but like be prepared to walk hills, and we
hit the hills early too, So I was fucking I.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
See it zoo in my in my near future I
can already tell. But Kaylin, so I don't like, I
don't like plugging another podcast in the first five minutes
of the show. So well, let's call it something else.
You were at the zoo, We'll call it Girafttown. How
how did you pitch Giraftown when you're when you were
going around comic Con? Like, what was like you ship,
(05:17):
you meet somebody, you hand them a card? What was
your give me the.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
They they were all in line to get autographs and
pictures of my dad, So.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
For the most part captive crowd.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
Yeah, and my dad the main giraffe, right, yeah, exactly,
And so I would he talks to the fans that
come up for like a really long time, each one
of them. So for a good chunk of it, I'm
just talking to everyone in line. But once I've handed
all those out, then I like kind of moved to
the front of the booth and there's a lot of
(05:48):
people walking by, and if I see them, because you know,
he's got like his pictures of all his movies and
stuff behind him, So if I if they look at
it and they go like, oh yeah, Michael, mean, then
I'll hand them a card. But I wasn't just trying
to I wasn't just passing them out to every single
person I saw. But if they kind of recognize them,
then I just throw out a card and told those
people that that weren't waiting in line. But yeah, we
were next to the drummer of system of a down.
(06:10):
That was pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Oh nice?
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Does your dad sell merch at comic Con? And if so,
what it's just leaving something on the table. You got
to make stickers, Kaylin stickers with stickers, low cost and
high return.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
If you really wants to sell the stickers, we have
a wonderful Facebook group which I guess you could just
just put them up and see what happens.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Dude, I would buy giraftown stickers.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
Is a good idea.
Speaker 7 (06:38):
Fortunately, the reason the stickers are being left on the
table is Kaylin doesn't have someone's logging to print ly.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Now I would, I would honestly print a cooler listener
out there.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
You know.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
The sketches you gave us of Johnny Ringo that were
framed really nice that you had your dad sign. That
would make a fucking sweet sticker. The little capture I'm
just fooling about. Yeah, just and sell those, sell those
for like three bucks they cost buy them in bulk
their seven cents.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
That's actually a pretty good idea. There was, Yeah, he
had one. It was a picture that caught it looked
like that, but it was a different one. And but no,
he was just he would just you know, they'd get
an autograph and there was stills from all of his movies,
so they pick out which one they wanted and would
take a selfie. That's old that he was kind of selling.
He likes technically he's selling his autograph. So that yeah,
still from a movie or like a poster comes.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
With that totally. I get it. You're just leaving money
on the table.
Speaker 6 (07:35):
Yeah, that's actually good idea. The stickers, I'm gonna throw
that one out there.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah, there's always there's always mixture.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
So I got a sticker guy. It's called Vista Print.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I have I have a way keel this. I mean,
I know hindsight is twenty twenty here, but you should
you should have been the photographer and they hand you
the cell phone. And once they hand you their cell phone,
and it's straight up describe your podcast as fast as
you canto.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
Because I was taking a lot of photos I should
have done that.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yeah, for next time, for next Like as I said, like,
I mean, if you're if you really want something effective,
then they can subscribe to draft haound and and you don't.
Yeah you could, you know, kind of be like when
YouTube put their album on your phone. Everybody loved that,
like the greatest pr plan of all time. Yeah, it
(08:32):
was critically claimed and zero blowback. We all loved it.
Speaker 7 (08:36):
Next thing, you know, they were performing on the roof
of NAM.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
I mean that was that was the thing though, it was.
I think that if it was a much better You
two album, people wouldn't have complained so much. But by
that time, the ship that YouTube was putting out was like,
are you fucking kidding me? Will you guys take a break?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
You think? I don't. I don't think quality would have mattered.
People are now just they don't want to be fed
things they don't want to eat.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
No, necessarily, it might not have made a huge difference,
but it would have been tiny. People would have been
at least at least said, well, at least it's a
decent record. Nobody said that. Everyone said, I got this
fucking U two album stuck on my phone and it
sucks the fucking It was the double Doozer there that
(09:25):
really got people.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
When I would fucking plug my phone into my car,
my old car, it would just automatically start playing. And
it was always like one of those fucking songs. It
would play every single time I plug my phone into
my car. I hated YouTube.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
That could be your podcast, Kalen. I will say, like
as as soon as last year that happened at Jen
and I just looked, like, this is still on your phone?
What blew my mind? Blew my mind?
Speaker 5 (09:58):
That's funny?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Are right?
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Well?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Kay?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
On a comic con? What was What was the life like?
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Is it as big as ever? I mean you seeing
all that.
Speaker 6 (10:06):
I think caused tons of costumes. I kicked myself that
I saw one hell diver and I should have got
the picture with him, but I did, but there was
only one hell diver. But yeah, of course everyone's walking
around in their costumes, and I always feel kind of
bad for all the people with really shitty costumes. You know,
a lot of people just kind of like half asset
and like all the makeup sucks and stuff, and I
(10:28):
just got to go. I just kind of feel bad,
like you really didn't you really didn't try what this
one did you? And he's like another guy walking down
to like full fucking costplay on. And it's kind of
sad that the people that kind of just half asked
their like face paint their costumes and stuff.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
And they have to go around comic Con all day
with a subpar costume. Eft, why you're better off just
wearing a black T shirt and jeans.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
Right if you just put like a yeah, if you
just put a shirt on or something. It kind of
seemed better than the half assed costumes.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
I will.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Do you think they think they're half asked.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
They know they have to walk, They're like, it's the
college effort, you know.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
It's like, well, I'll give it a try. Here's what happened,
pretend to me. So years ago, you guys probably remember this.
I went as a picture of the rock from like
the ninties, remember like the ficture it was, so it's
a pretty popular costume now. So I did that a
(11:27):
while back, and I remember I posted by the way.
When I did that, I was just started, I just
started dating. It might have been our first Halloween together
and we went to a Halloween party and she was
so embarrassed because she's like, nobody's gonna know what you are, Like,
people are gonna know just we're in a black turtleneck
of fanny jeans, fanny pack jeans. And then I would say,
(11:49):
within two minutes of walking into that party, someone stopped
me and asked me if I was The Rock and
they loved it, and oh.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
Man, just do you look at Jen Right after it.
Speaker 7 (11:58):
Felt so freaking good. Yeah, right, I know that just
calls for the slow head turn. You just got to stare, just.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
Take out turn and that's what it calls for. What's going.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
All right? So anyway, Uh, I posted a picture of
of me in in that costume and it was I
mean lit the internet on fire. The Rock retweet it,
Yes he did regardless, Uh, Joe not.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
Since you were in a picture behind Doctor Phil. Have
you start in such an incredible photo?
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (12:36):
Yeah, that is a great leap to fame too. I
mean you started in the audience at Doctor Phil and
tweeted by the Rock bro.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
But did you start there or you start as a
play PlayStation user. That's I mean, all these credits together
here you need.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
A real.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Like water cooler host is in the top ten or
are we.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
Well he only has like five, so yeah, we're definitely
top five. All right, Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Mean resume is certainly about BAUSI if we asked Chrass.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Well, yeah of course. But I mean, look, this show's
getting a lot of new listeners now hopefully after Kaitlin's
a comic Con appearance. But I remember so I posted
that picture and got a touch I.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
Think it was three or four.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
It was the count around there. Well, welcome new listeners, But.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
How many people did they tell?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
That's right, that's that's what it's called. That's what viral is.
Everyone's just growing exponentially here, so welcome all you new listeners,
all thousands and thousands of you. I posted the picture
and I remember getting a lot of comments, but one
just stuck in my craw and it was Joe Coy,
like everyone loved it, Oh my god, so funny, brilliant,
blah blah blah. And then Joe Cooy just like you
should have shaved. You got to commit. That's all. That's
(13:49):
all year round.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
Wow, Like sometimes the best advice is the hardest.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
And yeah, I because I did the side by side
photo of what I wasn't you know, I pose the
exact same way, And yeah, I had a beard and
the Rock didn't. And he's like, dude, you should have shaved.
You gotta commit, and I'll never forget that. I was like, damn,
I could I. I half asked it, Kaitlin, I half
asked it, and I knew it, but I don't. I
(14:16):
don't want to shave. So I get it. I get it.
But anyway, what what what other costumes you saw anything that?
Speaker 6 (14:24):
Yeah, I mean there was a lot of right, I
didn't reco there's a lot of a lot of sexy
one girls walking around. Yeah, I mean there's just a
ton that like can recognize. Yeah, that was that was
kind of it. For the costumes. I pretty much just
stayed in one spot. I didn't really do much anytime.
I kind of veered off. Yeah, it was all comic books.
(14:47):
That wasn't really a lot other than comic book.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
It's not it's not into like the big like the
movies and the video games and stuff that it was.
Speaker 6 (14:54):
And it must have been in like different areas it
must have been. But but oh, that's what I was
gonna say. I don't think it was as big as
other years because I heard that like Marvel and DC
weren't really doing anything. Oh, they didn't even have like
a I mean, the Fantastic four was coming out, so
but they didn't have like, you know, last year, fucking
Robert Downey Junior came out as like doctor Doom. They
(15:14):
didn't have anything like that this year. So yeah, it did.
It did seem it didn't seem as busy as when
I went the last time. But yeah, no, it's still cool.
It was fun. It's fun talking to people.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
How do you how do you let people know that
you're his son? Like, what's your what's your introduction?
Speaker 6 (15:33):
Well, it says it on on my my name tag because.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Michael Michael Michael Son.
Speaker 6 (15:40):
It says Bean on my name tags a lot of people,
but some people didn't get it, and you know, I'd
be talking to them for the podcast for a while
and just not mention it, and then it would come
up and go, oh, oh, you're at the Sun. Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
I wouldn't even make it pass your first name just
because it's it's so unique that Yeah, So that's good.
That's good that they saw the Bean and we're able
to put two and two together. Yeah, and but I'm
glad you had a good time regardless, and uh, yeah,
that seems from.
Speaker 6 (16:03):
It was aside from the driving, it was pretty fun. Yeah,
but the pandas were a little underwhelming at the zoo.
That was Yeah, they got the pandas back at the
at the San Diego Zoo now and that's all the
girls wanted to see the pants that we'd go straight
there and of course there's a long ass line the
(16:23):
wait to go see him. And then they were just sleeping.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
The girl and Care, I know your your oldest daughter.
That her, that's her favorite pan. I remember, I remember
I would go to your house and she'd be holding
that thing and it was just hanging on by a
literal thread. And it's just like and there was no white.
It was just black and red because the white was
just it's and and the the fur was like it's hardened.
(16:49):
I think I think it was what went through the ringer.
But she was she loves.
Speaker 6 (16:52):
It, still got it, She still loves it. I don't
know how that thing is still intact, to be honest.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Yeah, you guys have your childhood stuffy.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
I do not.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
Yeah, my room believe that or not, you guys, My
childhood bedroom is still designed as the set from The Simpsons.
That's the craziest thing.
Speaker 7 (17:13):
You'll ever man, Chris, does any have a favorite stuffy?
Speaker 1 (17:19):
He has a few. He has a few he you know,
he names them and we're there, like one like one
that's like no, he has like he has a whole crew.
He rolls deep and he loves them all, hold them
all over. Yeah, there's not one that like.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
He he likes choices.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
You know. There's actually one maybe that rises above the rest.
It was during this past easter. We went to that
that Irvine park.
Speaker 5 (17:42):
Gar know that and sure, yeah, no.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
They had the Midway games and I tossed, like, you know,
a ball into a cup or throw darted a balloon
whatever it was to win this this bunny that looks
like it's seventy five cents. Oh, I didn't win that one.
I tried to. I spent a lot of money on it, though,
And it was this bunny that looked like it's worth
seventy five cents. It's yellow, and it's just the cheapest
(18:06):
of all his stuff he's and he really connects with
that when he calls it yellow bunny.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
Probably stuffed with asbestos.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
It probably is. It definitely looks like it's toxic just
because it's so cheaply made. But he loves it. He
loves it.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
So it's just called yellow bunny.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Yeah, yellow, But where's yellow bunney? Yeah? So wow.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
Yeah, if there was ever a product name that said
made in China, right.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
He named it, he could named it. It's all like
it said yellow bunny.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
Oh it didn't say yellow body on the Okay.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Okay, no, No, it's the handy of stuffed animal.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
Okay. Well, My thinking was is that the command of
the popular English language is often lost somewhere in the vibe,
and that would make sense if this was called you
win yellow banana.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Right, No, this was This was named by a two
year old. But I'm glad that you think it was
also named by a Chinese person.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
I want monkeys.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
The Yeah, purple monkey is actually pretty dope. There's a
there is a purple monkey in a bubble gum.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
There's got to be a purple monkey.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
There absolutely isn't the song purple monkey. Yeah, but anyway,
we look, we can get that. By the way, Midway games,
I love me some Midway games. I know, I know
they're they're crooked. You know, there's they're a scam. But dude,
I freaking love playing them. But now it's just I
(19:34):
don't anymore because it's like it's not worth taking the stuff.
He's home. They're just like, you know, all when all
win some really big stuff, because I mean not it's
a brag, but it.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Sounds like.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
They're all really here we go geary there. I set
them up front the but I do I do win
the excels.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
And what's your best what's your best game?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
I mean, don't say the fucking water gun racing thing.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
I don't play that one. I've won. You throw a
softball in like a milk jug.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Okay, throw a softball into it.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
You got to knock it over.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Oh there, and then the ones where you throw it
and you knock three over. But they got you got
to knock them all off the table. You can now, Chris,
knock them over, But if they got to clear.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
The when when you say midway games, you're talking about
games you'll find on the Santa Cruz Beach boardwalk or
you know, something like that. I have never heard. I've
never heard the term midway games. And I'm curious as
someone who grew up in California. You didn't grow up
with that word, right, Somebody just told you midway games
(20:45):
and you understand it because that seems like an East
Coast thing.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Would be my midway games was my third word.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
I also heard midway games all the time, But I want.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
To say that it was a feature at like Magic Mountain,
or it's like a theme park thing where it was
specifically the word midway.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Was part of all and all of you guys were raising,
born and raised in California, So it's.
Speaker 7 (21:08):
Yeah, it might be a thing, Matt knots thing there
you go that would make perfect. It's not definitely.
Speaker 5 (21:14):
You guys also have a larger theme park population down
here that exists in the Bay Area. When I was
growing up, if we wanted to play midway games, we
had to go to the Santa Cruz Beach boardwalk.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
And you're saying you had to go a long way
to go midway.
Speaker 5 (21:33):
Two hours or midway bro.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, But regardless, I mean, what's your what's
your midway game? Matt?
Speaker 4 (21:43):
I mean, I'm pretty good at ski ball.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
It's not a midway game.
Speaker 7 (21:54):
Fine, be a guy or a girl like the one
where they've got the like you know, like I don't know,
three foot wide like fucking bucket that's sitting on an
angle and you have to toss a ball into it,
but it can't bounce out.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Oh, that one's tricky because the person behind the booth like,
look how weazy it is, and they'll just toss it
and they'll just show you. But they're going at like
an angle, right, and it's different, yeah, because those things
will bounce out. They're meant to bounce out every single
time because they bank out, and you have to like
I don't even know what the trick is for that.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Well I do. I can show you. It's a good one.
Speaker 7 (22:32):
Explain it. It's it's just it's about where you land it.
Like you have to land it. You have to land
it close to the front like lip so that it
travels like down the edge down.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
That's what I think. That's what I thought too. Yeah,
I like try to put a little backspin on it,
cracking the code. I mean, look the OC fares coming up.
I'm sure I'm gonna be getting I'm gonna have some midwi.
Is it going on right now?
Speaker 5 (22:56):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Going on right now? It's going on right now.
Speaker 7 (23:00):
August seventeenth, and you should have your wife blowing a
text to my wife because I've got.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Actually, let's go.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
Yeah, Chris, I'm surprised that Loxi does not have some
gigs at the Orange County Fair.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
We're not family friendly, man.
Speaker 5 (23:19):
Well I know, I know everywhere. Yeah, I know people
who play every year and they just did their second set.
I'll find out who you know. Yeah, I think you
should be doing that.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Look, I mean I played a I played a family
part of the other day. Kail and Calen loved it,
said punk but that's fine. Yeah, it's it's going on
right now. And Matt, Yeah, I'm sorry. I know you're jelly. Ironically,
jelly is like in all the food too.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
Yeah, it's one of the best things to get there.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Yeah, for sure, it's.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
A jelly filled event.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Yeah. So but anyway, I will I will be playing
some midway games at least there. I look forward to it.
Not ball though that doesn't count. We don't have that there. Ya,
this is a legit.
Speaker 5 (24:09):
I don't know. Yeah, it's like it's like when we
were talking about about football a long time ago. I
forget what you said, but it's right on. Good job, dude, answer,
great answer. Proud of you keeping it real.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
I mean, I like the ones that are kind of
like beer pong where you just kind of throw the
ping pong ball into the little pot.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
Of water or whatever.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Like I'm pretty good at that one.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
They do have the variations of it.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
Yeah, yeah, it's uh did you guys? Do you guys?
Were you old enough for all the Rock and roll mirrors?
I can't tell you how many mirrors that are about
five by five and it's like a mirror tile, And technically,
if you get a whole bunch of them, you could
make a mirrored wall and the mirror would be Night
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Ranger and Dicks and Motley Crue.
Speaker 7 (25:02):
Those were like phasing out when I was a kid,
Like I saw it the first few years, and then
by the time I was like nine or ten, I
wasn't seeing those anymore.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
But I know exactly what we're talking about.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
I think if those came back as a prize for
the Midway Games, I think i'd I'd be I'd be playing.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Yeah, they really got their prizes here because they're just.
Speaker 5 (25:24):
A little bit bigger than your back jean pocket, so
you can put it in there. You just gotta be
careful when you don't when you sit down. I think
those sort of sitting on the mirror, you gotta take
it out.
Speaker 7 (25:34):
I think those sort of phased out when cocaine became
less popular.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
It's entirely possible, yeah, the mirror.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
It's entirely impossible that it was a cocaine supported industry.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Remember I want once I won this absurdly giant poop emoji.
It took two people to carry it and I was
able to get it back to Mikey's house and I
left it there, and I think people just use those
like a bean bag chairs and because it was so big.
But I see these guys walking around with those those
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huge bears will put over their shoulders and I'm just like,
you're gonna have to get on the shuttle with that
and just annoy a ton more people, and you're really
gonna you're really gonna take that home? What do you look?
Speaker 5 (26:18):
If you if you have a if you have a
daughter with you, no questions, good job, you're doing a
great thing. But if you're alone and you're crowding the
shuttle with your big midway bear or even purple monkey,
I'll be like, bro, you gotta grow up.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
You know, Gary's saying the same thing. But even if
they did have a daughter, they're still jerks, maybe even
more more so.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
So Oh yeah, that's because that's science.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
It's not my science. But you know somebody, uh speaking
of large crowd scale And I just came back from
a large festival in Long Beach, Vans Warped tour.
Speaker 6 (27:02):
Oh yeah, I saw you.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
I saw you on stage too, baby, I did. I
did have some access.
Speaker 5 (27:11):
Uh you know, were you laminated?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
I'm blown a secret, right, I saw that on a
story that Yeah, no, it makes perfect sense. Yeah, now
Chris was laminade.
Speaker 7 (27:21):
Straight up lammid and it was a flex the way
you the way you showed the like the angle.
Speaker 5 (27:27):
It was great, Thank you. I didn't see it shows
that you see.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Here's the thing about Vans Warped Tour. So they announced it,
I don't know, a little a year ago, maybe a
little lesson a year ago, and it was a huge deal.
I grew up going to Vans Warped Tour. I have
snuck into many. It was actually the reason we would
go is just see how we would sneak in this
year and watch all of our favorite punk bands growing
up and they announce this one was interesting. They announced
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Warped Tour before even announcing the lineup in it nice,
it's sold out before the lineup even came out, brilliant.
Everybody's like, we this is the first. It's it's time,
it's back in like I don't know, fifteen sixteen years,
it's like finally, Like so.
Speaker 7 (28:12):
Plus, all those kids that are our age now have
enough money that you can just sell it out based
on the nostalgia factor, that's right.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
Us. In addition to that, Gary gen X was the
beginning of Warped Tour, right, And so you've got all
the guys that are ten years older than you that
are fucking buying the tickets as well, right So.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
And and I don't know if you've heard of when
we were young in Vegas, but it's like all those
like emo punk bands growing up, they play big festival.
It's huge, right, So of course getting in on this because.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
They do that two weekends now, don't they.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
The style yeah, And there's like a it's now it's
an outdome culture with all these these dads. And as
you said, Gary, people have money that I can now
spend stuff on their childhood treaps. So so Warped Tours.
After they sell out, they post their lineup and it
is so whack, like you're looking at these like what
(29:06):
who are these bands? What is going? None of these bands?
And I knew such as I knew, I couldn't even
tell you. I knew a lot of and it wouldn't
even matter. I knew a lot of people who were
very upset sold their tickets right away. Yeah, they they
wanted the nostalgia. But here's the thing. What what what
Warped Tour was doing was not Hey, we're trying to
(29:28):
create nostalgia for all these older people. No, we are
going to pick up where we left off and just
try to get these new upcoming launch bands like and
like what you were used to, right and just like
you may not just appeal to a younger crowd.
Speaker 5 (29:42):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Yeah, So it's still it was still a sense not.
Speaker 5 (29:44):
A money grab in that case. They're playing the long game.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
They're playing the long game. They've already announced next year.
So so I was i as as Dawson said, I
was lammid. So I went up for day two. It
was a it was a two day festival. I went
went the second day and thought, Okay, well I'm just
gonna walk around, just see these bands I've never heard of,
and just see see what happens. Oh, Matt Edgar performed
at Warped tour as well, so nice dude, stand up,
(30:10):
which I mean I snuck into so many Warped tours
with Matt Edgar. The fact that now he was on
stage at one was pretty huge. So uh so we
were walking around, we watched. We watched some really good bands.
I mean, you know, there are also some really big bands.
There's a band called Falling in Reverse that I never
(30:31):
really got into, but now I saw him live and
I love him. I was like, damn these guys rip
a band called Cobra Starship who made that song Snakes
on a Plane, but I was more of a fan
of their older band Midtown. But yeah, just just saw it.
And I was like looking around, like, dude, I walk
in like, I don't know any of these bands, it's
gonna be lame. And I look out into the crowd
from the stage. I don't know if if we made that,
(30:54):
but I look out.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
For and you see a young rock out there he
didn't see with the turtle neck and the chain and.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
They're all singing at the top of their lungs. They
all know these songs. They're they're like dancing, they're so
into it. And I just thought, oh, Warp Towar didn't
get lame, I did. This is crazy. And then I thought, yeah,
what would it be like when I was at Warp
tourn I see like some forty year old like walking
(31:21):
around like, who are these bands? Like old man? What
do you know?
Speaker 5 (31:26):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:27):
And that I that's what it was. So I'm walking
around these kids are having the time of their lives.
Speaker 6 (31:32):
And I mean a little bit of a moshpet going
in that video that you posted, that was all.
Speaker 5 (31:36):
That was a small That's some good introspective stuff. I
like that. Well, is this the first time you actually
felt old? Did you feel old at the time?
Speaker 1 (31:46):
No, I feel old a lot now. Like me, there's
sometimes that I'm just hanging out in the kitchen and
I'm just like out of breath.
Speaker 5 (31:52):
Sure, sure, sure, but it never I guess. I guess
My point in my question is it's never so how
old you are until you see a crowd of fifteen year.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Old Yeah, and they're all and I can't connect, and
I haven't connected. It's like, what are they doing? What
is this? What is this word they're saying yet I
don't even know what that is they're looking up, and
so it was just it was crazy to see just
how involved these audiences were. These I thought they were
(32:26):
no name bands. They're not. They were killer and the
crowd was just going nuts like Okay, well I got
I made me excited to like, I'll be honest, I
used to when I was in high school and college,
I would look up bands all the time, like what's
the newest band. I just was so thirsty for music.
(32:47):
And now I've gotten to the point where it's just like,
I don't do that as much anymore. I find out
there's like new releases, I don't care as much. And
I not that I don't like them when I hear them,
it's just I don't know that I lost some of
that drive that makes me want to go out and
search for these bands and find new music.
Speaker 4 (33:04):
I think because of Spotify playlists and having multiple speakers
in our house and not having children, we have music
on all of the time, including contemporary playlists and you know,
lots of all the like Top forties and all that
kind of stuff, which some of it is absolute garbage.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
But every once in a while you.
Speaker 4 (33:26):
Can kind of hook into bands that you wouldn't otherwise know.
That's why I could still enjoy a home cella set
is because I know a lot more of those bands
because they end up popping up on Spotify all the time.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Yeah, but now you sing club comes on? All right?
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Say that over time?
Speaker 2 (33:45):
What's that you sing along when Pink Pony Club comes on?
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (33:48):
Yeah, dude, who does?
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Why wouldn't you? That song is a banger?
Speaker 2 (33:51):
It really is.
Speaker 7 (33:52):
We're seeing the video of her where they like spice
it into her doing it on the Santa Monica boardwalk
with like eleven people watching, and then her festut where
there's like one hundred thousand people singing it.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
For make the arms in your hair stand up? It's pretty.
Speaker 5 (34:05):
So that's a dream man.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
She's playing with like five guys playing Midway Games. And
then and then like a couple of guys like Charles
h and uh but had a blast at Warped Tour.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
And Chris do you keep your lambin it? I?
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Well, this was the bracelet. This is that bracelet that
you Oh I hate bracelets, dude. They don't do lamin
it's anymore. These are like those diggy bracelets that you
have to like scan and they have.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
You can keep those two, buddy, Yeah, because the lammies.
Speaker 5 (34:41):
This one you're sitting on the bar. This was a
nice lammy to have. I'm gonna keep this one. This
is from Britt Floyd's Wish you were here with Parsons.
That is a pretty christ And uh what I've I've
saved every lambin it. The first time I ever got
a backstage as I was like, holy funk, this is
(35:03):
the awesomest thing in the world. I'm keeping this.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (35:06):
I just kept every backstage pass forever.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
I have so many dots, actually, every every cool thing
I was able to do with Corolla, all the car events,
all the stuff. And the main reason was there's Matt
What does he have crime go on speaker?
Speaker 5 (35:24):
Nice nice to know, keep your lamb in it.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Let's see what's Gary gonna hold up? Gary's holding up
a V I P A C S. Show. See I
have that one. Took the barbecue baby, Oh that's nice, dude.
And then klons for those listening, ke reaching for his
it's a name tag that says Michael's son. That's great, dude,
we got.
Speaker 5 (35:48):
But anyways, Matt put those ski ball tickets away for
the record work.
Speaker 7 (35:54):
Here way cooler ones. That's just the one that happens
to be with an arms reach.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Oh you know, min's cool too.
Speaker 5 (35:58):
I got cooler ones too.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Yeah, I'm not gonna you know, you know, for the
curl fans. They know. I would go to Monterey with
Adam every year, and Adam would get two bracelets to
get into like this role lex VIP area. But they
didn't have years on them, and they just changed the color.
And I collected enough of them to where they cycled
it and I could just use them. Yeah, like it's
(36:22):
uh so I save all my all my bracelets and
lamb and it stus and you know, you never know
if you can reuse them.
Speaker 5 (36:29):
I threw my bracelets away.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Little scotch tape. Oh you got to keep the braces too.
Speaker 5 (36:34):
Yeah, that's what That's why I you know, I don't know.
I don't like to go to concerts, at big, big
concerts of bands that I'm not a huge fan of.
The only way I'll go, even if I just get
a free ticket, be like no, that's it's way out
(36:55):
of my way, if there's a backstage pass involved, then
if there's a lam in it, if we can get
it up to lamin it level, then I'll go to
the show there. I'm a snob like that.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
I get it.
Speaker 5 (37:08):
It's like flying private for the first time, or.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Like the stickers, like do you stick on your jeans
and stuff? They're still like the holographic stickers. I remember
my friend worked Third Eye Blind's latest tour and they
just everywhere backstage they had pictures of all the band's faces,
like the five guys, just their faces because they're like,
they're not getting lamited, so just remember what they look
like when you see them walk around. So nice they
(37:31):
would go lamb me free, which I think is a
step of button Yeah that's yeah posted all over the place.
But they need to figure out a better way for
a better method than those cinch bracelets that they use
pretty much everywhere. It's like the fabric bracelets with like
that little piece of plastic that only goes one way,
because man, if you get that thing too tight, your
(37:52):
weekend's ruined.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Those things because you.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Got a shower with them and stuff. I don't like it.
Speaker 7 (37:59):
See. The thing I hate is like the bracelet that
is adhesive and the person's not fucking careful trying to
line it up, and then it's just your arm hair.
Speaker 6 (38:09):
You got a fold, you gotta do the fold over.
Speaker 5 (38:11):
Let me give you guys a vanity angle that that
none of you, I guarantee none of you have ever
thought of. But as a bracelet wearing dude. And I
usually have a watch on this wrist. Throwing a wristband
on my wrist game it bothers me. Dude, I did
not ask for that accessory. You know, which would you
(38:32):
prefer you have it on? Uh, it doesn't fucking matter
whichever hand is closer.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
I never think about it because most people wear their
watch on their left hand, so it's just one hand
of bracelets in one hand.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Bear.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Also, if you play.
Speaker 5 (38:48):
That would be that would be my choice. But I
never think I'm just fu They just fucking put it
on and I usually give them my right hand, my
fucking main bracelet hand. And then I got this thing
on there and I'm like, dude, I'm vain. Helped me
out here, bro.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
And you put the song on tight and I see
my can.
Speaker 5 (39:07):
You can you give me a fucking lammy? Bro?
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Yeah? You and you wanna If you play guitar, you
want it on your left hand because you're right hand.
Speaker 5 (39:15):
You can't.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
It gets in the way of like palm muting and stuff.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
You know, I feel like strumming, Yeah, for sure, for sure,
strumming hand.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
You don't want that.
Speaker 5 (39:22):
You want it on the strumming hand because you can't
get this. Oh yeah, you're right, you don't want it
on the strumming hand.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
I want to strumming hand. But anyway, so I uh,
but yeah, we're we're still figured out everybody until we
all get micro chipped or just that everybody uses into
it stadium tow it arena's uh technology face recognition technology,
and then we won't be sneaking in many places. I'll
share a few of the ways I've snuck in a
warped tour in the Patreon later, but uh, I don't
know if they'll still work. But you know, Matt and
(39:51):
Joel might make an appearance or Matt yeah, alrighty well
uh uh oh, go ahead das.
Speaker 5 (40:00):
On the Patreon as well if there is time, and
if not, we can put it off. But I have
a great story about a laminate from a shitty event
that my friend that I ran that my friend used
to get backstage at Staples for a major concert and
he ended up walking out of the after party with
(40:20):
the main artist. I think we're gonna tell that story.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
I think we're gonna put that on off. But thanks,
you just did. No, I'd love to hear that. I love,
I love. Yeah, we're going to talk about our legal
activity in the Patreon because that's you know, people are
cool there. All right, Look, I know we get to
any comments and the show's coming to a little closure.
Let me do a couple of comments before before we
(40:44):
get out of here. To the listeners, all right, these
are comments from our Facebook group. Go to Facebook dot com,
slash groups slash Bobo Boy Army Worldwide LLLC the answer
for you questions and we might let you in. It's
my favorite place on the internet. And love this growing
(41:07):
community and once again welcome new listeners. Hope you joined
the Facebook group. All right, let's see Darren Sutton posted
a fun scene from Happy Gilmour too. We've all seen it,
so I have some thoughts. I have thoughts about Matt
who hasn't seen it yet. Here's the movie. The movie guy.
(41:31):
Oh yeah, you're one of the movie.
Speaker 5 (41:33):
Guys, we know they have dinner in this movie, Matt,
there is a dinner scene. I cannot wait. This is
your job, bro, Wow, dude.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
I cannot wait.
Speaker 5 (41:42):
Now.
Speaker 4 (41:42):
My job is to watch the movie club movie Night Choice,
which is burnt after reading, which.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
We'll be discussing later this week.
Speaker 4 (41:49):
So that is really what people should be watching right now,
and then come join us for a movie night.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
I agree. I mean that's that we'll watch Happy Good
Moore too as well, because if you haven't just kidding.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
Happy Gilmore too?
Speaker 4 (42:02):
Is that just now when you said that people should
watch it, you had to say you should watch Happy
Gilmore too?
Speaker 2 (42:07):
Also?
Speaker 7 (42:09):
Do you think that that was the issue. I'll tell
you I haven't watched it, Matt. It's a problem with
the name.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Here's that would make sense, like.
Speaker 5 (42:16):
When a minute fifteen too long on this topic.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
That would no, No, that would be confusing. Except everybody
who's hearing the sound of my voice has already seen
Happy Gilmore Part two, so they don't. It doesn't matter which, whichever,
whichever one they thought I said, So regardless, watch Happy
gil War two. It's delightful. I think we're you'll get
a flicking one day.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 7 (42:38):
It's it's I mean, it's not Citizen Kane, but there's
a lot there. If you like the first movie, it's great.
Speaker 6 (42:47):
Oh I did well. That just reminds me. I went
at working at the at the booth of Comic Con.
The system of down Drummer. The guy that he had
is like a comic book expert that goes on Pond
pawn Wars or Pawns Stars. But the show he's the
he's out in Vegas and he's the comic book excerpt expert.
So they call him in to you know, when they
(43:08):
bring in a comic book, he evaluates it for them.
And I asked him what's the best comic book movie
of all time? And he said Dark Knight, no question,
no question, no question, And it's the Dark Knight.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
And which, by the way, was one of our movie nights.
People want to check that.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
Out, Well it is. It's just math, Calen, just simple
math that the the best movie overall is the best
comic book movie overall. So just you know that's true.
Speaker 6 (43:35):
The math checks out.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Let's see. Uh all right, well anyway, Oh, by the way, Kilan,
when you said Pond Stars, I think. They said pond
Stars and I was like, Dan, dude, you you should
get a reality show going.
Speaker 6 (43:47):
Well, it's funny. The guy had a super thick English accent,
so he was like, oh, yeah, I did the porn
Stars podcast the other day. I was like, oh, and
I didn't know he was the comic book guy. I
was like, oh, that's what you're into. Okay, cool. So
for like a couple of minutes we were talking about
podcast thing and the porn Stars podcast and uh yeah.
I was like, oh, it's pon pond Stars. Okay, God,
you're not a porn star.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
Wait, what would it sound like in britsh exon Hello.
I was just well, I was just on the polling Stars. Yeah,
that sounds like porn. Troy Jackson he posted encounter with
Los and Mona in the wild last night, Long Beach.
He posted a picture of us appreciate the loving kindness
even though it's a drunken fangirl.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
The picture.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
H Okay, she's least dude.
Speaker 7 (44:32):
I don't know if I can, Oh, come on, I mean,
you can't say that there's an encounter with a picture
and not expected to want to see it.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
People can go to the Facebook group but yeah, you're right.
I can, I can, I can make this happen. Here
we go.
Speaker 3 (44:44):
Oh, I've already seen this picture.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
There we are. So that was so he just walked
in and my band was playing, and he's like, what
the So he was he was pretty pumped. He just
came up and barked, love that love for your drunken escapades.
That is exactly the right thing. He was already set
with all the booze. I did offer and uh. But
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then in the comments, Tracy Solano wrote, I saw Chris
at the Shell in Long Beach for a night rider
the one concert in the park. He had his kid,
so I didn't want to bother him. Well, Tracy, you
can bother Stay what up? If you see any of us,
say what up?
Speaker 5 (45:26):
I just know that you might be asked to watch
my kid for like ten minutes. Yeah, take a leak.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
I got yeah.
Speaker 5 (45:34):
Hey, no, great to meet you. Can you keep an
eye on this guy for a minute?
Speaker 1 (45:38):
I always but yeah, business. Uh. Troy running into me
the other night was was very cool. He's very gracious,
loves all of you except for one and oh man,
he loved he loved no, he loves the show. He
loves everybody on the show, and it is very very sweet.
So was it was cool. It's always fun seeing people
(45:58):
on in the wild like that. And then they post
in the group let's see here. Andrea Owen Wilson says,
does anyone have a favorite? You got it? You gotta.
You could just lose your middle name on there, Andrea.
I mean it's gonna, it's gonna unless you want this
to be a thing. Andrea writes, does anyone have a
favorite thing to say? You know that just rolls off
(46:18):
the tongue just right? Mine is cinnamon in it. Give
it a few practice rounds, so cinnamon in it. Yeah,
because it's just like your tongue is in the front
of your mouth there. It's kind of nice. Yeah, mine
is a wow. I always thought one of the coolest
like words to say that just felt good in the
(46:38):
tongue was fillatio.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
But that it really it does does feel great on
the tongue.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
Does I Yeah? If I just I don't. I don't
get to use that words as oftener as many places
as I want to. So, but it's a it's like
you when you think of it, When you think of
the word fillatio, it sounds like it should be written
in calligraphy. It's just a beautiful for word.
Speaker 7 (47:01):
I like, if you this is being recorded, don't say
you don't use that word as much or as many
places as you'd like to.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
Idiots anyway, fillatio wonderful, beautiful word.
Speaker 3 (47:17):
I always feel like that one. That's pretty easy.
Speaker 5 (47:21):
That's a good one, and it comes trippingly off the
tongue as well, sup fuckers, let's see here speaking of fucker.
I made this observation last night when I rewatched Burn
after reading for maybe the twenty sixth time. Uh, they
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call several different characters call each other fucker, fucker like
nine fucking times in the movie, and it's it's really
fucking awesome. So watch that and get to movie club.
Speaker 1 (47:54):
Gone all right, last one, Jim Blake writes, I'm behind,
but I'm following Gary's tech talk advice. I had to
retrieve an email security code to lock back into my
refrigerator app two factor. I'm back in and set up
face ID so I can check my tomato, Lumpia and
ballparklyssies from anywhere at any time. This makes two times
(48:16):
I've ever used the camera. The priper is set to
freeze and he puts a picture of his fridge inside
like with a screensch of the cameras. So there you go. Yeah,
I'm glad I don't have that feature. It looks pretty terrible.
They got up up the resolution on that. So but
(48:36):
thanks for doing the hard work. K it fucking twenty
six degrees? All reasonable? It looks like a refrigerator full
of pixels to me.
Speaker 5 (48:47):
We got enough of those, yeah, I know any pixels
all right?
Speaker 1 (48:52):
Well anyway, those are a commentary. But thanks for writing
and we appreciate you all right.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
Here, if this was Patreon's right, true.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
So why don't we go around the horn and get
our plugs in and then we'll gtfoe and start some
Patreon recording and hew that we got some momentum. Maybe
I'll start over there in Austin, Matt, what do you
suggest everyone check out?
Speaker 4 (49:12):
Please check out patreon dot com slash water cooler here
the second half of this week's episode. It's five bucks
a month, and we would love the support.
Speaker 6 (49:22):
Love it caitlean about you just falling about with Michael
Bean for us to subscribe and thank you?
Speaker 1 (49:32):
Is that if that's what you did at Comic Con,
you have zero new listeners. Yeah, just fooling about. We
called it Girafttown earlier in this show, but we were
talking about just fooling about. It's on YouTube. You want
to see some two episodes a week now, two episodes
a week. If you like Kaitlin, which I mean, if
you're listening to this show, you gotta love them. Check
it out, all right, Toss? What about you?
Speaker 5 (49:53):
Uh? Hey, my friends, this is Mike Dawson, and I
want you, if you're at Comic Con, or even if
you're not at Comic Con, to check out the podcast
just fooling about. Dude, it's awesome. My dad's on it.
You should totally listen. You know it was right, he
saved us from the terminator.
Speaker 1 (50:12):
Fuck, bro, you know what.
Speaker 5 (50:14):
My party also the water cooler.
Speaker 6 (50:18):
To use it for a promo until you said my
dad was like, maybe we'll still use it.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
Mouth kill. I hope you're writing that down.
Speaker 6 (50:27):
Yeah, I was going to just add that recording right there.
Speaker 1 (50:30):
That's yeah. Have you got a professional Yeah? I know
you say that.
Speaker 5 (50:35):
You guys all have a professional vo guy and none
of you have ever taken advantage of it. I will
do vos for you for free. Yes, yes, that's not true. Gary.
I've done them for Garregas that that podcast, Yes.
Speaker 2 (50:49):
And we still use them to this day.
Speaker 5 (50:52):
I love it. If you guys ever need.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
Now that you mentioned, let's get let's go really quick.
Just fooling about. It's better than crack. Here we go.
Speaker 5 (51:05):
First off, I want to tell you about this podcast
just fooling about, but it's important that I light to
joint before I do just fooling about with Michael Bean. Yeah, dude,
(51:27):
that's it, That's what That's what I got, man, that
was my take. I'm kidding.
Speaker 1 (51:36):
Love it, Love it? There you go? Can the nice clean?
Speaker 5 (51:38):
I love it when people ask me if I can
leave their voice mail message and I say, okay, but
here's the rule. Whatever I say is what you get
and you have to leave it there. And I say
some wonderful things. I never make them look really bad.
Speaker 1 (51:56):
But a borderline. All right? I care? What about you?
Speaker 2 (52:00):
What's my favorite movies?
Speaker 1 (52:01):
On the song?
Speaker 2 (52:03):
What you were really looking for? There?
Speaker 5 (52:04):
Was it?
Speaker 7 (52:04):
Just wooling about tro But that being that, I would
say that everyone should check out Water Cooler. We always
talk about how for five bucks a month you can
get the second half of the show but we don't
always talk about the other tiers, one of which if
you subscribe reasonably close to the time you're listening to this,
to the highest tier, you can come to our meetup,
which is tomorrow night as this is released, and than
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anyone who hangs at the meetup.
Speaker 2 (52:30):
Meetups are fun.
Speaker 7 (52:31):
We talk shit and we will answer mostly any question
that anyone asks, and we all hang out and they're
really fun. And then we go right into our movie
club and anyone who wants to can just kind of
hang and watch us record those lives. So that's a
fun time. So I don't know, check that out if
you're interested.
Speaker 4 (52:46):
Definitely plan on showing the video of Gary lifting our
friend up to see Nicholas Cage's burial alleged burial site
one day.
Speaker 2 (52:56):
Now you're really selling it back. It's a good promise,
all right.
Speaker 1 (52:59):
Yeah. And by the way, for those winning the meetup
is whether tonight or tomorrow, I don't know, but it's
Thursday night, Thursday night, Thursday. However, you listen to this, okay, Pacific, Okay.
Speaker 5 (53:08):
And it's just like it's if you're watching this on YouTube,
it's just like this screen, but all of our faces
are up there, and we don't record the meetups say things.
Speaker 2 (53:21):
Yeah, the meetups are strictly never so we talked.
Speaker 5 (53:23):
Yet, yeah, mad, I think we just I think we
just gave away how people can get us thinking of
this film.
Speaker 1 (53:30):
Well, everyone's cool there though, so you know, everyone's cool there.
Speaker 5 (53:33):
It's all good.
Speaker 1 (53:34):
We yeah, we should make everybody tell us a very
personal secret first. Yeah, collateral collateral, Yeah, all right, and.
Speaker 5 (53:43):
We brand them, right, is that what we do?
Speaker 1 (53:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (53:46):
Go on.
Speaker 1 (53:46):
Sorry, we're not a cult, but okay maybe all right?
And then as for me, I am playing music at
Marina Wine this Saturday night. And that's it. So oh
and check out skate ball. Thank you so much for listening,
Thank you for everything. Guys. We'll be back for Patreon.
We love you. Audios right on
Hey, welcome to water Cooler. Thank you so much for
tuning in hanging out with us. You know how the
show goes, I Chris locks, I'm want to kick it
with my cruel digital buds of yesteryear with me today.
We have match chair.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Oh shit, you're right.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Oh I should change.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
That in Austin, Texas, give it up for Mat Fondelier.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Hey, brother, she said something in the fifteen minutes we've
all been sitting here talking before the recording started.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Well, you weren't. You weren't wiggling around like that. That's true.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
It's when the show starts. I started my wiggles.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
You were getting the pre show wiggles out during the intro.
There give a little chair for the for the people
at home. Yeah, some people like it.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
You know.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Maybe Joyle likes that. She hates the mouth likes, but
she likes mattch chair squeaks. I'm got the next intro.
I just want you to instead of mouthflos, I want
you to do cheers. Let's try it right now. Sorry,
straight out, So instead of my mouth likes, I want
you to just squeak your chair as loud as you can. Here.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
We gonna He's gonna break something on his body.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Was nice? All right, Let's get the face going.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Very very the four syllables. I can think precarious, all right, mouth.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Have some competition. Then thos to joy Gary. I want
to hear what she thinks. All right, you know, all right,
let's see. Uh, let's hear frombody. Elsie's here too. Let
me treat you. Everybody, excuse me. All the way in
No Hoo, California. Give it up for Mike Dawson.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
I'm just here for the stokens. Bro dude, just here
for the stokens.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
There's no other currency in life. If you ask me.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Well, you get paid in chairs that Matt has a chair,
but I get stokens from the chair stuff, So I'm good.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah, It's just it's hard to figure out which chair
I'd rather have, one that hurts my ears or one
that hurts my eyes, and Matt shows the latter. All right.
And then all the way in Long Beach, California, it's
kaylen Bean, what's going on? Hey Kleen, welcome back, Thank
you you had a little trip. We're gonna get into
that in just a moment. But lastly, but not leastly,
(02:27):
all the way in Orange County, California. We also have
Gary Smith here. Hi, Patnay Kaylin. Yeah, I went over
to your place on Thursday. I heard took the kids
out for a little concert in the park action and
(02:48):
it's like, oh, where's Kaelin And the response was he
is at Comic Con handing out cards for his podcast.
And I was like, all right, that is so nice,
kal La. People know the water Cooler going all the
way to Comic Con.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
So I had I had a couple of people at
Comic Con come up to me and recognize me from
the Adam Kroll Show, and I made sure to say, well,
we're still doing our podcast, so come on and listen
to the water Cooler still. So yeah, there's like three
or four people that that recognize me.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Did they start to slowly back away or did they
engage you in that?
Speaker 6 (03:23):
It didn't really engage me.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
We gotta go.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
But there's a lot of that, Oh no, we're still
doing it still podcasts. It's really good. Here's the link.
No card anyway, So comic Con, you're not your first one, right.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
No, this would have been my third.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
What is what is the comic con life for Kielan
beans Son?
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Of Michael Bean, son of Glore.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
Uh well, this year was. I mean it was kind
of annoying because I didn't have anywhere to day for
like the first two days. So I drove down to
San Diego on Thursday, drove back, drove down Friday, drove back,
and then drove down Saturday, and then we stayed over
a night and Saturday on Saturday, and then went took
the kids to the zoo on Sunday. So yeah, I
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was pretty I was pretty wiped by the end of
all of it. It was. It was and I was
pretty much standing the whole time when I was handing
out cards. So that was from like, you know, eleven
thirty to about six. Yeah, and dude, by Sunday the zoo,
my legs were fucking killing me. I mean, I was
tired walking around that zoo.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
It was.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
It was tough. It was real tough.
Speaker 7 (04:40):
Well, I want to incline at that zoo. That zoos
like easy to get tired at that zoo.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
It's a fantastic show.
Speaker 7 (04:48):
Zoo, but like be prepared to walk hills, and we
hit the hills early too, So I was fucking I.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
See it zoo in my in my near future I
can already tell. But Kaylin, so I don't like, I
don't like plugging another podcast in the first five minutes
of the show. So well, let's call it something else.
You were at the zoo, We'll call it Girafttown. How
how did you pitch Giraftown when you're when you were
going around comic Con? Like, what was like you ship,
(05:17):
you meet somebody, you hand them a card? What was
your give me the.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
They they were all in line to get autographs and
pictures of my dad, So.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
For the most part captive crowd.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
Yeah, and my dad the main giraffe, right, yeah, exactly,
And so I would he talks to the fans that
come up for like a really long time, each one
of them. So for a good chunk of it, I'm
just talking to everyone in line. But once I've handed
all those out, then I like kind of moved to
the front of the booth and there's a lot of
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people walking by, and if I see them, because you know,
he's got like his pictures of all his movies and
stuff behind him, So if I if they look at
it and they go like, oh yeah, Michael, mean, then
I'll hand them a card. But I wasn't just trying
to I wasn't just passing them out to every single
person I saw. But if they kind of recognize them,
then I just throw out a card and told those
people that that weren't waiting in line. But yeah, we
were next to the drummer of system of a down.
(06:10):
That was pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Oh nice?
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Does your dad sell merch at comic Con? And if so,
what it's just leaving something on the table. You got
to make stickers, Kaylin stickers with stickers, low cost and
high return.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
If you really wants to sell the stickers, we have
a wonderful Facebook group which I guess you could just
just put them up and see what happens.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Dude, I would buy giraftown stickers.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
Is a good idea.
Speaker 7 (06:38):
Fortunately, the reason the stickers are being left on the
table is Kaylin doesn't have someone's logging to print ly.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Now I would, I would honestly print a cooler listener
out there.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
You know.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
The sketches you gave us of Johnny Ringo that were
framed really nice that you had your dad sign. That
would make a fucking sweet sticker. The little capture I'm
just fooling about. Yeah, just and sell those, sell those
for like three bucks they cost buy them in bulk
their seven cents.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
That's actually a pretty good idea. There was, Yeah, he
had one. It was a picture that caught it looked
like that, but it was a different one. And but no,
he was just he would just you know, they'd get
an autograph and there was stills from all of his movies,
so they pick out which one they wanted and would
take a selfie. That's old that he was kind of selling.
He likes technically he's selling his autograph. So that yeah,
still from a movie or like a poster comes.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
With that totally. I get it. You're just leaving money
on the table.
Speaker 6 (07:35):
Yeah, that's actually good idea. The stickers, I'm gonna throw
that one out there.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah, there's always there's always mixture.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
So I got a sticker guy. It's called Vista Print.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I have I have a way keel this. I mean,
I know hindsight is twenty twenty here, but you should
you should have been the photographer and they hand you
the cell phone. And once they hand you their cell phone,
and it's straight up describe your podcast as fast as
you canto.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
Because I was taking a lot of photos I should
have done that.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yeah, for next time, for next Like as I said, like,
I mean, if you're if you really want something effective,
then they can subscribe to draft haound and and you don't.
Yeah you could, you know, kind of be like when
YouTube put their album on your phone. Everybody loved that,
like the greatest pr plan of all time. Yeah, it
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was critically claimed and zero blowback. We all loved it.
Speaker 7 (08:36):
Next thing, you know, they were performing on the roof
of NAM.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
I mean that was that was the thing though, it was.
I think that if it was a much better You
two album, people wouldn't have complained so much. But by
that time, the ship that YouTube was putting out was like,
are you fucking kidding me? Will you guys take a break?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
You think? I don't. I don't think quality would have mattered.
People are now just they don't want to be fed
things they don't want to eat.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
No, necessarily, it might not have made a huge difference,
but it would have been tiny. People would have been
at least at least said, well, at least it's a
decent record. Nobody said that. Everyone said, I got this
fucking U two album stuck on my phone and it
sucks the fucking It was the double Doozer there that
(09:25):
really got people.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
When I would fucking plug my phone into my car,
my old car, it would just automatically start playing. And
it was always like one of those fucking songs. It
would play every single time I plug my phone into
my car. I hated YouTube.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
That could be your podcast, Kalen. I will say, like
as as soon as last year that happened at Jen
and I just looked, like, this is still on your phone?
What blew my mind? Blew my mind?
Speaker 5 (09:58):
That's funny?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Are right?
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Well?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Kay?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
On a comic con? What was What was the life like?
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Is it as big as ever? I mean you seeing
all that.
Speaker 6 (10:06):
I think caused tons of costumes. I kicked myself that
I saw one hell diver and I should have got
the picture with him, but I did, but there was
only one hell diver. But yeah, of course everyone's walking
around in their costumes, and I always feel kind of
bad for all the people with really shitty costumes. You know,
a lot of people just kind of like half asset
and like all the makeup sucks and stuff, and I
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just got to go. I just kind of feel bad,
like you really didn't you really didn't try what this
one did you? And he's like another guy walking down
to like full fucking costplay on. And it's kind of
sad that the people that kind of just half asked
their like face paint their costumes and stuff.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
And they have to go around comic Con all day
with a subpar costume. Eft, why you're better off just
wearing a black T shirt and jeans.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
Right if you just put like a yeah, if you
just put a shirt on or something. It kind of
seemed better than the half assed costumes.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
I will.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Do you think they think they're half asked.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
They know they have to walk, They're like, it's the
college effort, you know.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
It's like, well, I'll give it a try. Here's what happened,
pretend to me. So years ago, you guys probably remember this.
I went as a picture of the rock from like
the ninties, remember like the ficture it was, so it's
a pretty popular costume now. So I did that a
(11:27):
while back, and I remember I posted by the way.
When I did that, I was just started, I just
started dating. It might have been our first Halloween together
and we went to a Halloween party and she was
so embarrassed because she's like, nobody's gonna know what you are, Like,
people are gonna know just we're in a black turtleneck
of fanny jeans, fanny pack jeans. And then I would say,
(11:49):
within two minutes of walking into that party, someone stopped
me and asked me if I was The Rock and
they loved it, and oh.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
Man, just do you look at Jen Right after it.
Speaker 7 (11:58):
Felt so freaking good. Yeah, right, I know that just
calls for the slow head turn. You just got to stare, just.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
Take out turn and that's what it calls for. What's going.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
All right? So anyway, Uh, I posted a picture of
of me in in that costume and it was I
mean lit the internet on fire. The Rock retweet it,
Yes he did regardless, Uh, Joe not.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
Since you were in a picture behind Doctor Phil. Have
you start in such an incredible photo?
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (12:36):
Yeah, that is a great leap to fame too. I
mean you started in the audience at Doctor Phil and
tweeted by the Rock bro.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
But did you start there or you start as a
play PlayStation user. That's I mean, all these credits together
here you need.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
A real.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Like water cooler host is in the top ten or
are we.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
Well he only has like five, so yeah, we're definitely
top five. All right, Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Mean resume is certainly about BAUSI if we asked Chrass.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Well, yeah of course. But I mean, look, this show's
getting a lot of new listeners now hopefully after Kaitlin's
a comic Con appearance. But I remember so I posted
that picture and got a touch I.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
Think it was three or four.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
It was the count around there. Well, welcome new listeners, But.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
How many people did they tell?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
That's right, that's that's what it's called. That's what viral is.
Everyone's just growing exponentially here, so welcome all you new listeners,
all thousands and thousands of you. I posted the picture
and I remember getting a lot of comments, but one
just stuck in my craw and it was Joe Coy,
like everyone loved it, Oh my god, so funny, brilliant,
blah blah blah. And then Joe Cooy just like you
should have shaved. You got to commit. That's all. That's
(13:49):
all year round.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
Wow, Like sometimes the best advice is the hardest.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
And yeah, I because I did the side by side
photo of what I wasn't you know, I pose the
exact same way, And yeah, I had a beard and
the Rock didn't. And he's like, dude, you should have shaved.
You gotta commit, and I'll never forget that. I was like, damn,
I could I. I half asked it, Kaitlin, I half
asked it, and I knew it, but I don't. I
(14:16):
don't want to shave. So I get it. I get it.
But anyway, what what what other costumes you saw anything that?
Speaker 6 (14:24):
Yeah, I mean there was a lot of right, I
didn't reco there's a lot of a lot of sexy
one girls walking around. Yeah, I mean there's just a
ton that like can recognize. Yeah, that was that was
kind of it. For the costumes. I pretty much just
stayed in one spot. I didn't really do much anytime.
I kind of veered off. Yeah, it was all comic books.
(14:47):
That wasn't really a lot other than comic book.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
It's not it's not into like the big like the
movies and the video games and stuff that it was.
Speaker 6 (14:54):
And it must have been in like different areas it
must have been. But but oh, that's what I was
gonna say. I don't think it was as big as
other years because I heard that like Marvel and DC
weren't really doing anything. Oh, they didn't even have like
a I mean, the Fantastic four was coming out, so
but they didn't have like, you know, last year, fucking
Robert Downey Junior came out as like doctor Doom. They
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didn't have anything like that this year. So yeah, it did.
It did seem it didn't seem as busy as when
I went the last time. But yeah, no, it's still cool.
It was fun. It's fun talking to people.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
How do you how do you let people know that
you're his son? Like, what's your what's your introduction?
Speaker 6 (15:33):
Well, it says it on on my my name tag because.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Michael Michael Michael Son.
Speaker 6 (15:40):
It says Bean on my name tags a lot of people,
but some people didn't get it, and you know, I'd
be talking to them for the podcast for a while
and just not mention it, and then it would come
up and go, oh, oh, you're at the Sun. Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
I wouldn't even make it pass your first name just
because it's it's so unique that Yeah, So that's good.
That's good that they saw the Bean and we're able
to put two and two together. Yeah, and but I'm
glad you had a good time regardless, and uh, yeah,
that seems from.
Speaker 6 (16:03):
It was aside from the driving, it was pretty fun. Yeah,
but the pandas were a little underwhelming at the zoo.
That was Yeah, they got the pandas back at the
at the San Diego Zoo now and that's all the
girls wanted to see the pants that we'd go straight
there and of course there's a long ass line the
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wait to go see him. And then they were just sleeping.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
The girl and Care, I know your your oldest daughter.
That her, that's her favorite pan. I remember, I remember
I would go to your house and she'd be holding
that thing and it was just hanging on by a
literal thread. And it's just like and there was no white.
It was just black and red because the white was
just it's and and the the fur was like it's hardened.
(16:49):
I think I think it was what went through the ringer.
But she was she loves.
Speaker 6 (16:52):
It, still got it, She still loves it. I don't
know how that thing is still intact, to be honest.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Yeah, you guys have your childhood stuffy.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
I do not.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
Yeah, my room believe that or not, you guys, My
childhood bedroom is still designed as the set from The Simpsons.
That's the craziest thing.
Speaker 7 (17:13):
You'll ever man, Chris, does any have a favorite stuffy?
Speaker 1 (17:19):
He has a few. He has a few he you know,
he names them and we're there, like one like one
that's like no, he has like he has a whole crew.
He rolls deep and he loves them all, hold them
all over. Yeah, there's not one that like.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
He he likes choices.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
You know. There's actually one maybe that rises above the rest.
It was during this past easter. We went to that
that Irvine park.
Speaker 5 (17:42):
Gar know that and sure, yeah, no.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
They had the Midway games and I tossed, like, you know,
a ball into a cup or throw darted a balloon
whatever it was to win this this bunny that looks
like it's seventy five cents. Oh, I didn't win that one.
I tried to. I spent a lot of money on it, though,
And it was this bunny that looked like it's worth
seventy five cents. It's yellow, and it's just the cheapest
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of all his stuff he's and he really connects with
that when he calls it yellow bunny.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
Probably stuffed with asbestos.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
It probably is. It definitely looks like it's toxic just
because it's so cheaply made. But he loves it. He
loves it.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
So it's just called yellow bunny.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Yeah, yellow, But where's yellow bunney? Yeah? So wow.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
Yeah, if there was ever a product name that said
made in China, right.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
He named it, he could named it. It's all like
it said yellow bunny.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
Oh it didn't say yellow body on the Okay.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Okay, no, No, it's the handy of stuffed animal.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
Okay. Well, My thinking was is that the command of
the popular English language is often lost somewhere in the vibe,
and that would make sense if this was called you
win yellow banana.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Right, No, this was This was named by a two
year old. But I'm glad that you think it was
also named by a Chinese person.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
I want monkeys.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
The Yeah, purple monkey is actually pretty dope. There's a
there is a purple monkey in a bubble gum.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
There's got to be a purple monkey.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
There absolutely isn't the song purple monkey. Yeah, but anyway,
we look, we can get that. By the way, Midway games,
I love me some Midway games. I know, I know
they're they're crooked. You know, there's they're a scam. But dude,
I freaking love playing them. But now it's just I
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don't anymore because it's like it's not worth taking the stuff.
He's home. They're just like, you know, all when all
win some really big stuff, because I mean not it's
a brag, but it.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Sounds like.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
They're all really here we go geary there. I set
them up front the but I do I do win
the excels.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
And what's your best what's your best game?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
I mean, don't say the fucking water gun racing thing.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
I don't play that one. I've won. You throw a
softball in like a milk jug.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Okay, throw a softball into it.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
You got to knock it over.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Oh there, and then the ones where you throw it
and you knock three over. But they got you got
to knock them all off the table. You can now, Chris,
knock them over, But if they got to clear.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
The when when you say midway games, you're talking about
games you'll find on the Santa Cruz Beach boardwalk or
you know, something like that. I have never heard. I've
never heard the term midway games. And I'm curious as
someone who grew up in California. You didn't grow up
with that word, right, Somebody just told you midway games
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and you understand it because that seems like an East
Coast thing.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Would be my midway games was my third word.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
I also heard midway games all the time, But I want.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
To say that it was a feature at like Magic Mountain,
or it's like a theme park thing where it was
specifically the word midway.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Was part of all and all of you guys were raising,
born and raised in California, So it's.
Speaker 7 (21:08):
Yeah, it might be a thing, Matt knots thing there
you go that would make perfect. It's not definitely.
Speaker 5 (21:14):
You guys also have a larger theme park population down
here that exists in the Bay Area. When I was
growing up, if we wanted to play midway games, we
had to go to the Santa Cruz Beach boardwalk.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
And you're saying you had to go a long way
to go midway.
Speaker 5 (21:33):
Two hours or midway bro.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, But regardless, I mean, what's your what's
your midway game? Matt?
Speaker 4 (21:43):
I mean, I'm pretty good at ski ball.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
It's not a midway game.
Speaker 7 (21:54):
Fine, be a guy or a girl like the one
where they've got the like you know, like I don't know,
three foot wide like fucking bucket that's sitting on an
angle and you have to toss a ball into it,
but it can't bounce out.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Oh, that one's tricky because the person behind the booth like,
look how weazy it is, and they'll just toss it
and they'll just show you. But they're going at like
an angle, right, and it's different, yeah, because those things
will bounce out. They're meant to bounce out every single
time because they bank out, and you have to like
I don't even know what the trick is for that.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Well I do. I can show you. It's a good one.
Speaker 7 (22:32):
Explain it. It's it's just it's about where you land it.
Like you have to land it. You have to land
it close to the front like lip so that it
travels like down the edge down.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
That's what I think. That's what I thought too. Yeah,
I like try to put a little backspin on it,
cracking the code. I mean, look the OC fares coming up.
I'm sure I'm gonna be getting I'm gonna have some midwi.
Is it going on right now?
Speaker 5 (22:56):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Going on right now? It's going on right now.
Speaker 7 (23:00):
August seventeenth, and you should have your wife blowing a
text to my wife because I've got.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Actually, let's go.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
Yeah, Chris, I'm surprised that Loxi does not have some
gigs at the Orange County Fair.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
We're not family friendly, man.
Speaker 5 (23:19):
Well I know, I know everywhere. Yeah, I know people
who play every year and they just did their second set.
I'll find out who you know. Yeah, I think you
should be doing that.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Look, I mean I played a I played a family
part of the other day. Kail and Calen loved it,
said punk but that's fine. Yeah, it's it's going on
right now. And Matt, Yeah, I'm sorry. I know you're jelly. Ironically,
jelly is like in all the food too.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
Yeah, it's one of the best things to get there.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Yeah, for sure, it's.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
A jelly filled event.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Yeah. So but anyway, I will I will be playing
some midway games at least there. I look forward to it.
Not ball though that doesn't count. We don't have that there. Ya,
this is a legit.
Speaker 5 (24:09):
I don't know. Yeah, it's like it's like when we
were talking about about football a long time ago. I
forget what you said, but it's right on. Good job, dude, answer,
great answer. Proud of you keeping it real.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
I mean, I like the ones that are kind of
like beer pong where you just kind of throw the
ping pong ball into the little pot.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
Of water or whatever.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Like I'm pretty good at that one.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
They do have the variations of it.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
Yeah, yeah, it's uh did you guys? Do you guys?
Were you old enough for all the Rock and roll mirrors?
I can't tell you how many mirrors that are about
five by five and it's like a mirror tile, And technically,
if you get a whole bunch of them, you could
make a mirrored wall and the mirror would be Night
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Ranger and Dicks and Motley Crue.
Speaker 7 (25:02):
Those were like phasing out when I was a kid,
Like I saw it the first few years, and then
by the time I was like nine or ten, I
wasn't seeing those anymore.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
But I know exactly what we're talking about.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
I think if those came back as a prize for
the Midway Games, I think i'd I'd be I'd be playing.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Yeah, they really got their prizes here because they're just.
Speaker 5 (25:24):
A little bit bigger than your back jean pocket, so
you can put it in there. You just gotta be
careful when you don't when you sit down. I think
those sort of sitting on the mirror, you gotta take
it out.
Speaker 7 (25:34):
I think those sort of phased out when cocaine became
less popular.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
It's entirely possible, yeah, the mirror.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
It's entirely impossible that it was a cocaine supported industry.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Remember I want once I won this absurdly giant poop emoji.
It took two people to carry it and I was
able to get it back to Mikey's house and I
left it there, and I think people just use those
like a bean bag chairs and because it was so big.
But I see these guys walking around with those those
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huge bears will put over their shoulders and I'm just like,
you're gonna have to get on the shuttle with that
and just annoy a ton more people, and you're really
gonna you're really gonna take that home? What do you look?
Speaker 5 (26:18):
If you if you have a if you have a
daughter with you, no questions, good job, you're doing a
great thing. But if you're alone and you're crowding the
shuttle with your big midway bear or even purple monkey,
I'll be like, bro, you gotta grow up.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
You know, Gary's saying the same thing. But even if
they did have a daughter, they're still jerks, maybe even
more more so.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
So Oh yeah, that's because that's science.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
It's not my science. But you know somebody, uh speaking
of large crowd scale And I just came back from
a large festival in Long Beach, Vans Warped tour.
Speaker 6 (27:02):
Oh yeah, I saw you.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
I saw you on stage too, baby, I did. I
did have some access.
Speaker 5 (27:11):
Uh you know, were you laminated?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
I'm blown a secret, right, I saw that on a
story that Yeah, no, it makes perfect sense. Yeah, now
Chris was laminade.
Speaker 7 (27:21):
Straight up lammid and it was a flex the way
you the way you showed the like the angle.
Speaker 5 (27:27):
It was great, Thank you. I didn't see it shows
that you see.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Here's the thing about Vans Warped Tour. So they announced it,
I don't know, a little a year ago, maybe a
little lesson a year ago, and it was a huge deal.
I grew up going to Vans Warped Tour. I have
snuck into many. It was actually the reason we would
go is just see how we would sneak in this
year and watch all of our favorite punk bands growing
up and they announce this one was interesting. They announced
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Warped Tour before even announcing the lineup in it nice,
it's sold out before the lineup even came out, brilliant.
Everybody's like, we this is the first. It's it's time,
it's back in like I don't know, fifteen sixteen years,
it's like finally, Like so.
Speaker 7 (28:12):
Plus, all those kids that are our age now have
enough money that you can just sell it out based
on the nostalgia factor, that's right.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
Us. In addition to that, Gary gen X was the
beginning of Warped Tour, right, And so you've got all
the guys that are ten years older than you that
are fucking buying the tickets as well, right So.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
And and I don't know if you've heard of when
we were young in Vegas, but it's like all those
like emo punk bands growing up, they play big festival.
It's huge, right, So of course getting in on this because.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
They do that two weekends now, don't they.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
The style yeah, And there's like a it's now it's
an outdome culture with all these these dads. And as
you said, Gary, people have money that I can now
spend stuff on their childhood treaps. So so Warped Tours.
After they sell out, they post their lineup and it
is so whack, like you're looking at these like what
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who are these bands? What is going? None of these bands?
And I knew such as I knew, I couldn't even
tell you. I knew a lot of and it wouldn't
even matter. I knew a lot of people who were
very upset sold their tickets right away. Yeah, they they
wanted the nostalgia. But here's the thing. What what what
Warped Tour was doing was not Hey, we're trying to
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create nostalgia for all these older people. No, we are
going to pick up where we left off and just
try to get these new upcoming launch bands like and
like what you were used to, right and just like
you may not just appeal to a younger crowd.
Speaker 5 (29:42):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Yeah, So it's still it was still a sense not.
Speaker 5 (29:44):
A money grab in that case. They're playing the long game.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
They're playing the long game. They've already announced next year.
So so I was i as as Dawson said, I
was lammid. So I went up for day two. It
was a it was a two day festival. I went
went the second day and thought, Okay, well I'm just
gonna walk around, just see these bands I've never heard of,
and just see see what happens. Oh, Matt Edgar performed
at Warped tour as well, so nice dude, stand up,
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which I mean I snuck into so many Warped tours
with Matt Edgar. The fact that now he was on
stage at one was pretty huge. So uh so we
were walking around, we watched. We watched some really good bands.
I mean, you know, there are also some really big bands.
There's a band called Falling in Reverse that I never
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really got into, but now I saw him live and
I love him. I was like, damn these guys rip
a band called Cobra Starship who made that song Snakes
on a Plane, but I was more of a fan
of their older band Midtown. But yeah, just just saw it.
And I was like looking around, like, dude, I walk
in like, I don't know any of these bands, it's
gonna be lame. And I look out into the crowd
from the stage. I don't know if if we made that,
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but I look out.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
For and you see a young rock out there he
didn't see with the turtle neck and the chain and.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
They're all singing at the top of their lungs. They
all know these songs. They're they're like dancing, they're so
into it. And I just thought, oh, Warp Towar didn't
get lame, I did. This is crazy. And then I thought, yeah,
what would it be like when I was at Warp
tourn I see like some forty year old like walking
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around like, who are these bands? Like old man? What
do you know?
Speaker 5 (31:26):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:27):
And that I that's what it was. So I'm walking
around these kids are having the time of their lives.
Speaker 6 (31:32):
And I mean a little bit of a moshpet going
in that video that you posted, that was all.
Speaker 5 (31:36):
That was a small That's some good introspective stuff. I
like that. Well, is this the first time you actually
felt old? Did you feel old at the time?
Speaker 1 (31:46):
No, I feel old a lot now. Like me, there's
sometimes that I'm just hanging out in the kitchen and
I'm just like out of breath.
Speaker 5 (31:52):
Sure, sure, sure, but it never I guess. I guess
My point in my question is it's never so how
old you are until you see a crowd of fifteen year.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Old Yeah, and they're all and I can't connect, and
I haven't connected. It's like, what are they doing? What
is this? What is this word they're saying yet I
don't even know what that is they're looking up, and
so it was just it was crazy to see just
how involved these audiences were. These I thought they were
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no name bands. They're not. They were killer and the
crowd was just going nuts like Okay, well I got
I made me excited to like, I'll be honest, I
used to when I was in high school and college,
I would look up bands all the time, like what's
the newest band. I just was so thirsty for music.
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And now I've gotten to the point where it's just like,
I don't do that as much anymore. I find out
there's like new releases, I don't care as much. And
I not that I don't like them when I hear them,
it's just I don't know that I lost some of
that drive that makes me want to go out and
search for these bands and find new music.
Speaker 4 (33:04):
I think because of Spotify playlists and having multiple speakers
in our house and not having children, we have music
on all of the time, including contemporary playlists and you know,
lots of all the like Top forties and all that
kind of stuff, which some of it is absolute garbage.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
But every once in a while you.
Speaker 4 (33:26):
Can kind of hook into bands that you wouldn't otherwise know.
That's why I could still enjoy a home cella set
is because I know a lot more of those bands
because they end up popping up on Spotify all the time.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Yeah, but now you sing club comes on? All right?
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Say that over time?
Speaker 2 (33:45):
What's that you sing along when Pink Pony Club comes on?
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (33:48):
Yeah, dude, who does?
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Why wouldn't you? That song is a banger?
Speaker 2 (33:51):
It really is.
Speaker 7 (33:52):
We're seeing the video of her where they like spice
it into her doing it on the Santa Monica boardwalk
with like eleven people watching, and then her festut where
there's like one hundred thousand people singing it.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
For make the arms in your hair stand up? It's pretty.
Speaker 5 (34:05):
So that's a dream man.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
She's playing with like five guys playing Midway Games. And
then and then like a couple of guys like Charles
h and uh but had a blast at Warped Tour.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
And Chris do you keep your lambin it? I?
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Well, this was the bracelet. This is that bracelet that
you Oh I hate bracelets, dude. They don't do lamin
it's anymore. These are like those diggy bracelets that you
have to like scan and they have.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
You can keep those two, buddy, Yeah, because the lammies.
Speaker 5 (34:41):
This one you're sitting on the bar. This was a
nice lammy to have. I'm gonna keep this one. This
is from Britt Floyd's Wish you were here with Parsons.
That is a pretty christ And uh what I've I've
saved every lambin it. The first time I ever got
a backstage as I was like, holy funk, this is
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the awesomest thing in the world. I'm keeping this.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (35:06):
I just kept every backstage pass forever.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
I have so many dots, actually, every every cool thing
I was able to do with Corolla, all the car events,
all the stuff. And the main reason was there's Matt
What does he have crime go on speaker?
Speaker 5 (35:24):
Nice nice to know, keep your lamb in it.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Let's see what's Gary gonna hold up? Gary's holding up
a V I P A C S. Show. See I
have that one. Took the barbecue baby, Oh that's nice, dude.
And then klons for those listening, ke reaching for his
it's a name tag that says Michael's son. That's great, dude,
we got.
Speaker 5 (35:48):
But anyways, Matt put those ski ball tickets away for
the record work.
Speaker 7 (35:54):
Here way cooler ones. That's just the one that happens
to be with an arms reach.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Oh you know, min's cool too.
Speaker 5 (35:58):
I got cooler ones too.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Yeah, I'm not gonna you know, you know, for the
curl fans. They know. I would go to Monterey with
Adam every year, and Adam would get two bracelets to
get into like this role lex VIP area. But they
didn't have years on them, and they just changed the color.
And I collected enough of them to where they cycled
it and I could just use them. Yeah, like it's
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uh so I save all my all my bracelets and
lamb and it stus and you know, you never know
if you can reuse them.
Speaker 5 (36:29):
I threw my bracelets away.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Little scotch tape. Oh you got to keep the braces too.
Speaker 5 (36:34):
Yeah, that's what That's why I you know, I don't know.
I don't like to go to concerts, at big, big
concerts of bands that I'm not a huge fan of.
The only way I'll go, even if I just get
a free ticket, be like no, that's it's way out
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of my way, if there's a backstage pass involved, then
if there's a lam in it, if we can get
it up to lamin it level, then I'll go to
the show there. I'm a snob like that.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
I get it.
Speaker 5 (37:08):
It's like flying private for the first time, or.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Like the stickers, like do you stick on your jeans
and stuff? They're still like the holographic stickers. I remember
my friend worked Third Eye Blind's latest tour and they
just everywhere backstage they had pictures of all the band's faces,
like the five guys, just their faces because they're like,
they're not getting lamited, so just remember what they look
like when you see them walk around. So nice they
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would go lamb me free, which I think is a
step of button Yeah that's yeah posted all over the place.
But they need to figure out a better way for
a better method than those cinch bracelets that they use
pretty much everywhere. It's like the fabric bracelets with like
that little piece of plastic that only goes one way,
because man, if you get that thing too tight, your
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weekend's ruined.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Those things because you.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Got a shower with them and stuff. I don't like it.
Speaker 7 (37:59):
See. The thing I hate is like the bracelet that
is adhesive and the person's not fucking careful trying to
line it up, and then it's just your arm hair.
Speaker 6 (38:09):
You got a fold, you gotta do the fold over.
Speaker 5 (38:11):
Let me give you guys a vanity angle that that
none of you, I guarantee none of you have ever
thought of. But as a bracelet wearing dude. And I
usually have a watch on this wrist. Throwing a wristband
on my wrist game it bothers me. Dude, I did
not ask for that accessory. You know, which would you
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prefer you have it on? Uh, it doesn't fucking matter
whichever hand is closer.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
I never think about it because most people wear their
watch on their left hand, so it's just one hand
of bracelets in one hand.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Bear.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Also, if you play.
Speaker 5 (38:48):
That would be that would be my choice. But I
never think I'm just fu They just fucking put it
on and I usually give them my right hand, my
fucking main bracelet hand. And then I got this thing
on there and I'm like, dude, I'm vain. Helped me
out here, bro.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
And you put the song on tight and I see
my can.
Speaker 5 (39:07):
You can you give me a fucking lammy? Bro?
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Yeah? You and you wanna If you play guitar, you
want it on your left hand because you're right hand.
Speaker 5 (39:15):
You can't.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
It gets in the way of like palm muting and stuff.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
You know, I feel like strumming, Yeah, for sure, for sure,
strumming hand.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
You don't want that.
Speaker 5 (39:22):
You want it on the strumming hand because you can't
get this. Oh yeah, you're right, you don't want it
on the strumming hand.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
I want to strumming hand. But anyway, so I uh,
but yeah, we're we're still figured out everybody until we
all get micro chipped or just that everybody uses into
it stadium tow it arena's uh technology face recognition technology,
and then we won't be sneaking in many places. I'll
share a few of the ways I've snuck in a
warped tour in the Patreon later, but uh, I don't
know if they'll still work. But you know, Matt and
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Joel might make an appearance or Matt yeah, alrighty well
uh uh oh, go ahead das.
Speaker 5 (40:00):
On the Patreon as well if there is time, and
if not, we can put it off. But I have
a great story about a laminate from a shitty event
that my friend that I ran that my friend used
to get backstage at Staples for a major concert and
he ended up walking out of the after party with
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the main artist. I think we're gonna tell that story.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
I think we're gonna put that on off. But thanks,
you just did. No, I'd love to hear that. I love,
I love. Yeah, we're going to talk about our legal
activity in the Patreon because that's you know, people are
cool there. All right, Look, I know we get to
any comments and the show's coming to a little closure.
Let me do a couple of comments before before we
(40:44):
get out of here. To the listeners, all right, these
are comments from our Facebook group. Go to Facebook dot com,
slash groups slash Bobo Boy Army Worldwide LLLC the answer
for you questions and we might let you in. It's
my favorite place on the internet. And love this growing
(41:07):
community and once again welcome new listeners. Hope you joined
the Facebook group. All right, let's see Darren Sutton posted
a fun scene from Happy Gilmour too. We've all seen it,
so I have some thoughts. I have thoughts about Matt
who hasn't seen it yet. Here's the movie. The movie guy.
(41:31):
Oh yeah, you're one of the movie.
Speaker 5 (41:33):
Guys, we know they have dinner in this movie, Matt,
there is a dinner scene. I cannot wait. This is
your job, bro, Wow, dude.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
I cannot wait.
Speaker 5 (41:42):
Now.
Speaker 4 (41:42):
My job is to watch the movie club movie Night Choice,
which is burnt after reading, which.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
We'll be discussing later this week.
Speaker 4 (41:49):
So that is really what people should be watching right now,
and then come join us for a movie night.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
I agree. I mean that's that we'll watch Happy Good
Moore too as well, because if you haven't just kidding.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
Happy Gilmore too?
Speaker 4 (42:02):
Is that just now when you said that people should
watch it, you had to say you should watch Happy
Gilmore too?
Speaker 2 (42:07):
Also?
Speaker 7 (42:09):
Do you think that that was the issue. I'll tell
you I haven't watched it, Matt. It's a problem with
the name.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Here's that would make sense, like.
Speaker 5 (42:16):
When a minute fifteen too long on this topic.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
That would no, No, that would be confusing. Except everybody
who's hearing the sound of my voice has already seen
Happy Gilmore Part two, so they don't. It doesn't matter which, whichever,
whichever one they thought I said, So regardless, watch Happy
gil War two. It's delightful. I think we're you'll get
a flicking one day.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 7 (42:38):
It's it's I mean, it's not Citizen Kane, but there's
a lot there. If you like the first movie, it's great.
Speaker 6 (42:47):
Oh I did well. That just reminds me. I went
at working at the at the booth of Comic Con.
The system of down Drummer. The guy that he had
is like a comic book expert that goes on Pond
pawn Wars or Pawns Stars. But the show he's the
he's out in Vegas and he's the comic book excerpt expert.
So they call him in to you know, when they
(43:08):
bring in a comic book, he evaluates it for them.
And I asked him what's the best comic book movie
of all time? And he said Dark Knight, no question,
no question, no question, And it's the Dark Knight.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
And which, by the way, was one of our movie nights.
People want to check that.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
Out, Well it is. It's just math, Calen, just simple
math that the the best movie overall is the best
comic book movie overall. So just you know that's true.
Speaker 6 (43:35):
The math checks out.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Let's see. Uh all right, well anyway, Oh, by the way, Kilan,
when you said Pond Stars, I think. They said pond
Stars and I was like, Dan, dude, you you should
get a reality show going.
Speaker 6 (43:47):
Well, it's funny. The guy had a super thick English accent,
so he was like, oh, yeah, I did the porn
Stars podcast the other day. I was like, oh, and
I didn't know he was the comic book guy. I
was like, oh, that's what you're into. Okay, cool. So
for like a couple of minutes we were talking about
podcast thing and the porn Stars podcast and uh yeah.
I was like, oh, it's pon pond Stars. Okay, God,
you're not a porn star.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
Wait, what would it sound like in britsh exon Hello.
I was just well, I was just on the polling Stars. Yeah,
that sounds like porn. Troy Jackson he posted encounter with
Los and Mona in the wild last night, Long Beach.
He posted a picture of us appreciate the loving kindness
even though it's a drunken fangirl.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
The picture.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
H Okay, she's least dude.
Speaker 7 (44:32):
I don't know if I can, Oh, come on, I mean,
you can't say that there's an encounter with a picture
and not expected to want to see it.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
People can go to the Facebook group but yeah, you're right.
I can, I can, I can make this happen. Here
we go.
Speaker 3 (44:44):
Oh, I've already seen this picture.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
There we are. So that was so he just walked
in and my band was playing, and he's like, what
the So he was he was pretty pumped. He just
came up and barked, love that love for your drunken escapades.
That is exactly the right thing. He was already set
with all the booze. I did offer and uh. But
(45:10):
then in the comments, Tracy Solano wrote, I saw Chris
at the Shell in Long Beach for a night rider
the one concert in the park. He had his kid,
so I didn't want to bother him. Well, Tracy, you
can bother Stay what up? If you see any of us,
say what up?
Speaker 5 (45:26):
I just know that you might be asked to watch
my kid for like ten minutes. Yeah, take a leak.
Speaker 1 (45:32):
I got yeah.
Speaker 5 (45:34):
Hey, no, great to meet you. Can you keep an
eye on this guy for a minute?
Speaker 1 (45:38):
I always but yeah, business. Uh. Troy running into me
the other night was was very cool. He's very gracious,
loves all of you except for one and oh man,
he loved he loved no, he loves the show. He
loves everybody on the show, and it is very very sweet.
So was it was cool. It's always fun seeing people
(45:58):
on in the wild like that. And then they post
in the group let's see here. Andrea Owen Wilson says,
does anyone have a favorite? You got it? You gotta.
You could just lose your middle name on there, Andrea.
I mean it's gonna, it's gonna unless you want this
to be a thing. Andrea writes, does anyone have a
favorite thing to say? You know that just rolls off
(46:18):
the tongue just right? Mine is cinnamon in it. Give
it a few practice rounds, so cinnamon in it. Yeah,
because it's just like your tongue is in the front
of your mouth there. It's kind of nice. Yeah, mine
is a wow. I always thought one of the coolest
like words to say that just felt good in the
(46:38):
tongue was fillatio.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
But that it really it does does feel great on
the tongue.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
Does I Yeah? If I just I don't. I don't
get to use that words as oftener as many places
as I want to. So, but it's a it's like
you when you think of it, When you think of
the word fillatio, it sounds like it should be written
in calligraphy. It's just a beautiful for word.
Speaker 7 (47:01):
I like, if you this is being recorded, don't say
you don't use that word as much or as many
places as you'd like to.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
Idiots anyway, fillatio wonderful, beautiful word.
Speaker 3 (47:17):
I always feel like that one. That's pretty easy.
Speaker 5 (47:21):
That's a good one, and it comes trippingly off the
tongue as well, sup fuckers, let's see here speaking of fucker.
I made this observation last night when I rewatched Burn
after reading for maybe the twenty sixth time. Uh, they
(47:42):
call several different characters call each other fucker, fucker like
nine fucking times in the movie, and it's it's really
fucking awesome. So watch that and get to movie club.
Speaker 1 (47:54):
Gone all right, last one, Jim Blake writes, I'm behind,
but I'm following Gary's tech talk advice. I had to
retrieve an email security code to lock back into my
refrigerator app two factor. I'm back in and set up
face ID so I can check my tomato, Lumpia and
ballparklyssies from anywhere at any time. This makes two times
(48:16):
I've ever used the camera. The priper is set to
freeze and he puts a picture of his fridge inside
like with a screensch of the cameras. So there you go. Yeah,
I'm glad I don't have that feature. It looks pretty terrible.
They got up up the resolution on that. So but
(48:36):
thanks for doing the hard work. K it fucking twenty
six degrees? All reasonable? It looks like a refrigerator full
of pixels to me.
Speaker 5 (48:47):
We got enough of those, yeah, I know any pixels
all right?
Speaker 1 (48:52):
Well anyway, those are a commentary. But thanks for writing
and we appreciate you all right.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
Here, if this was Patreon's right, true.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
So why don't we go around the horn and get
our plugs in and then we'll gtfoe and start some
Patreon recording and hew that we got some momentum. Maybe
I'll start over there in Austin, Matt, what do you
suggest everyone check out?
Speaker 4 (49:12):
Please check out patreon dot com slash water cooler here
the second half of this week's episode. It's five bucks
a month, and we would love the support.
Speaker 6 (49:22):
Love it caitlean about you just falling about with Michael
Bean for us to subscribe and thank you?
Speaker 1 (49:32):
Is that if that's what you did at Comic Con,
you have zero new listeners. Yeah, just fooling about. We
called it Girafttown earlier in this show, but we were
talking about just fooling about. It's on YouTube. You want
to see some two episodes a week now, two episodes
a week. If you like Kaitlin, which I mean, if
you're listening to this show, you gotta love them. Check
it out, all right, Toss? What about you?
Speaker 5 (49:53):
Uh? Hey, my friends, this is Mike Dawson, and I
want you, if you're at Comic Con, or even if
you're not at Comic Con, to check out the podcast
just fooling about. Dude, it's awesome. My dad's on it.
You should totally listen. You know it was right, he
saved us from the terminator.
Speaker 1 (50:12):
Fuck, bro, you know what.
Speaker 5 (50:14):
My party also the water cooler.
Speaker 6 (50:18):
To use it for a promo until you said my
dad was like, maybe we'll still use it.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
Mouth kill. I hope you're writing that down.
Speaker 6 (50:27):
Yeah, I was going to just add that recording right there.
Speaker 1 (50:30):
That's yeah. Have you got a professional Yeah? I know
you say that.
Speaker 5 (50:35):
You guys all have a professional vo guy and none
of you have ever taken advantage of it. I will
do vos for you for free. Yes, yes, that's not true. Gary.
I've done them for Garregas that that podcast, Yes.
Speaker 2 (50:49):
And we still use them to this day.
Speaker 5 (50:52):
I love it. If you guys ever need.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
Now that you mentioned, let's get let's go really quick.
Just fooling about. It's better than crack. Here we go.
Speaker 5 (51:05):
First off, I want to tell you about this podcast
just fooling about, but it's important that I light to
joint before I do just fooling about with Michael Bean. Yeah, dude,
(51:27):
that's it, That's what That's what I got, man, that
was my take. I'm kidding.
Speaker 1 (51:36):
Love it, Love it? There you go? Can the nice clean?
Speaker 5 (51:38):
I love it when people ask me if I can
leave their voice mail message and I say, okay, but
here's the rule. Whatever I say is what you get
and you have to leave it there. And I say
some wonderful things. I never make them look really bad.
Speaker 1 (51:56):
But a borderline. All right? I care? What about you?
Speaker 2 (52:00):
What's my favorite movies?
Speaker 1 (52:01):
On the song?
Speaker 2 (52:03):
What you were really looking for? There?
Speaker 5 (52:04):
Was it?
Speaker 7 (52:04):
Just wooling about tro But that being that, I would
say that everyone should check out Water Cooler. We always
talk about how for five bucks a month you can
get the second half of the show but we don't
always talk about the other tiers, one of which if
you subscribe reasonably close to the time you're listening to this,
to the highest tier, you can come to our meetup,
which is tomorrow night as this is released, and than
(52:28):
anyone who hangs at the meetup.
Speaker 2 (52:30):
Meetups are fun.
Speaker 7 (52:31):
We talk shit and we will answer mostly any question
that anyone asks, and we all hang out and they're
really fun. And then we go right into our movie
club and anyone who wants to can just kind of
hang and watch us record those lives. So that's a
fun time. So I don't know, check that out if
you're interested.
Speaker 4 (52:46):
Definitely plan on showing the video of Gary lifting our
friend up to see Nicholas Cage's burial alleged burial site
one day.
Speaker 2 (52:56):
Now you're really selling it back. It's a good promise,
all right.
Speaker 1 (52:59):
Yeah. And by the way, for those winning the meetup
is whether tonight or tomorrow, I don't know, but it's
Thursday night, Thursday night, Thursday. However, you listen to this, okay, Pacific, Okay.
Speaker 5 (53:08):
And it's just like it's if you're watching this on YouTube,
it's just like this screen, but all of our faces
are up there, and we don't record the meetups say things.
Speaker 2 (53:21):
Yeah, the meetups are strictly never so we talked.
Speaker 5 (53:23):
Yet, yeah, mad, I think we just I think we
just gave away how people can get us thinking of
this film.
Speaker 1 (53:30):
Well, everyone's cool there though, so you know, everyone's cool there.
Speaker 5 (53:33):
It's all good.
Speaker 1 (53:34):
We yeah, we should make everybody tell us a very
personal secret first. Yeah, collateral collateral, Yeah, all right, and.
Speaker 5 (53:43):
We brand them, right, is that what we do?
Speaker 1 (53:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (53:46):
Go on.
Speaker 1 (53:46):
Sorry, we're not a cult, but okay maybe all right?
And then as for me, I am playing music at
Marina Wine this Saturday night. And that's it. So oh
and check out skate ball. Thank you so much for listening,
Thank you for everything. Guys. We'll be back for Patreon.
We love you. Audios right on
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