November 17, 2025 • 58 mins
The guys chat about trampolines, ruby chocolate, and arches.
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Speaker 1 (00:12):
Hey, welcome to water Cooler. Oh yeah, baby, thank you
so much for tuning in, for wanting to hang out
with us. I can think of a better thing to
do before Thanksgiving, a pre pre Thanksgiving hang. I guess
our next one will be a pre Thanksgiving hang too.
So this is gonna be it's gonna be a series.
But I just want to say thank you for taking
(00:32):
the time to listen to us flapper gums. You know
how it goes. I chriss want to kick it with
my Crol digital buds of yesteryear. We're still tight. We're
still tight with me today. All the way in Austin, Texas,
we have mister Matt Fondelier. Hey brother, Hi Matt. And
(00:53):
then all the way in North Hollywood, California, we have
mister Mike.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I'm here to flap gums and chew gum, and I'm
almost out of gum.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
If you, I guess see, if you chew gum, you're
probably flapping some gum too. And then all the way
in Orange County, California, it's Gary Smith roided up and
right your rock. I was I was gonna say, the
veins in your neck are looking more prominent. Yeah, you're
(01:30):
looking pretty swoll.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I will say, though, the veins in my eyes are
looking a lot less prominent than they were when I
woke up this morning.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I have questions. I mean, first off, I was wondering
why they kicked you off the Home Run Derby. But
tell me all, tell me all about it. Are you really
roided up? I really am?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
And listeners of this show will recall the show, the
story when you and I Chris went to Salt Lake
City and I dilated the shit out of my eyes
on accident, And that goes back to like a time
when we were at Corollas six or seven years ago
where I was having really bad eye problems road scooters
that day.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Right, your eyes were fucked up and you couldn't see
the arches if I.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Remember, damn it exactly right, That is exactly right. I
could not see the beautiful arches. But anyways, so the
story where I blinded myself in Salt Lake City was
a couple of years after I had it figured out.
But it was so intense that they had me dilating
my own eyes and stuff, and we got it all
figured out and then they got me like these drops
(02:30):
that would fix it if I ever had a problem,
but it started happening like very infrequently, like once or
a year or two.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
If at all. So I guess I.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Sort of ran out of drops and didn't really notice it.
And I woke up this morning and it was flared up.
So I had to call Heella Health and I read
my drops to him and he said, no drops over telehealth,
but I'll give you an oral steroid.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
And I said okay, and I went and picked it up.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
And I got home, and in fact, i'd be interested
because I had a problem with this. So I picked
it up. No one at the pharmacy said anything. The
telehealth guy never said anything to me. So I get home,
I rip it open and it says take five tabs.
First day, four tabs, Second day three tabs, third day,
two tabs, fourth day, one tab fifth day.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Now, what would you do if those were your instructions?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Start with five bills?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Yeah, right now out like with meals and stuff like.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I probably want you to space them out.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Think about it.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
If they didn't give you a warning, then it doesn't matter.
It's not yet and you want it to work. So
I'd fucking take them all at once.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Take them all once, that's my I mean, as somebody
who is completely unqualified to give you medical advice, take
them all at once. As it turns out, Yeah, if
you take steroids, you you're not supposed to go cold turkey.
When you're done, you have to you have to wean off. Yeah,
you have to taper to slowly fade away.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Now is any thanksgiving pun intentionally or unintentioneds super intentional?
I think about what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I think about all that stuff. What are you talking about?
That's how I speak. I speak in.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
A different ballpark than most people.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Matt. I noticed everything I say. There's always a purpose,
there's always intention.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
So geary turkey, So Gary, you popped five steroids and
then you push record, and now there's giant veins bulging
in your neck?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Is that is how I'm pretty much correct.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
I mean, there was a few hours in between, but
as it turns out, I was very, very uncomfortable, and
I just like couldn't bring myself to try to figure
it out myself. So I called my wife and said,
you know what do I do here? And she said,
just send me a picture of the prescription. I'll figure
it out. And she googled it. It turns out, you guys
are right. It wants you to take all five at once,
but it wants to like make sure you eat first.
(04:51):
So I had like a late breakfast and then I
popped those things and I've been tweaking for all day since.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
That would explain the mood swings since we started the podcast.
You've kind of been all over the place. So I'm
gonna try them.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Yeah, I'm surprised you got your you got your breathing
back under control before we before he actually pushed record.
But I don't think I'll ever forget the rooted out
whole experience that we all experienced.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Right, And if Carls Junior taught us anything and said,
if it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't
belong in your face.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
But I will do my best to to not trigger
any rage. Oh, Kaitlin is not here, by the way,
everyon's warning where he is.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
He's meeting.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
He's meeting up with a guy from Arizona State to
get some merch. Wouldn't care.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Here's the.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Sun, Devil's damn it? It was yeah, see well really
it was a coin. It was a coin. It was
It's not a coin I know where you went. Well, well,
we will monitor you over the next couple of hours.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
I've been trying to monitor myself because that's the other
thing is that it says on here that there are
ten milligrams, and so in my mind, it's like, you
want me to take fifty milligrams of steroids right now.
That sounds like a lot of milligrams with steroids.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Dude. You gotta work out, Dude, you gotta start fucking
pumping some push ups solid take advantage.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yeah, now are the.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Always did prednizone?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Yeah, I was on that for fight months. Jesus when
I had a blood disease in high school and uh,
and it started to really fucking affect me. Like I was.
I was just fucking snap. One time I asked for
the milk, asked somebody to pass me the milk, and
(06:53):
I'm like the third time I said, give me the
fucking milk at dinner at the table with my family.
Then my dad just fucking looks at me like he's
gonna kill me and puts the milk in front of
me and gets up and leaves the fucking room.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
That's some ship you did as a kid.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I stopped taking the presna zone after that, and then
I went back to the doctor and they're like, oh,
the pregna zone doesn't seem to be working anymore. We
got to do surgery. Yept it's because they stopped digging it.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I used to have to take predic zone when I
would have gout flare ups. So yeah, carefully my pooper pants.
So I hear they make it makes the poop. Not
for saying to know that. Just just uh, just a
little heads up anyway, I should I should change the subject, Chris,
change the subject. Stop thinking out loud here, all right? Anyway, uh,
(07:51):
speaking of the arches. Now this is a Corolla show thing.
But it was a few years ago. We were in
the green room of Wise Guys in Salt Lake City,
Great Club. Keith Stubbs, my boy owns it, very nice,
very nice man. And it was right before Adam went
(08:15):
up and he's thinking, we're just chatting and and hit
me and him in August, and I think there's they
may have been another commute or two in the room.
We're just talking about, oh, what should we do tomorrow
during the day, because during the days when we would
go out into the city and explore and I I said, oh, maybe,
you know, we couldn't think of anything to do in
Slic City is actually pretty pretty chill, peaceful place. I mean,
(08:41):
not a ton ton of HAPs going on at that
time we were there. I would have left to go
to like.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
A surprise, you guys, I just didn't drive to Park City.
It's like thirty minutes.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah, we didn't think about that. I would have left
to go like skiing.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
And there's the big Olympic venue up there.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
We didn't well, maybe I should have thrown that out,
but I threw out another idea, and I said, oh,
why don't we go check out Let's go check out
that arch. And they are a little confused. And then
Adam like with a look of not even he wasn't confused,
he was he had a look of just straight straight disgust.
(09:19):
It was just pure dislike he was about to throw up.
He said, boy, geez, boy, are you are you talking
about the Saint Louis arch God? And and I just
I froze, and I look and August is just looking
(09:42):
at me like what the hell are you doing? And
then and then.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
Actually was a look of August not being sure.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Maybe it's just like what what is happening? And then
the worst thing possible could have happened right after that,
you just hear over the loudspeakers, now give it up
for Adam Corolla and and Adam starts walking to the
door and he looks at me. He goes, this isn't
gonna be fun for you. He walks out on stage.
(10:14):
Oh no, and yeah, it is.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Not what you want to hear from somebody who's about
to reform.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Now. I attributed to some form of dyslexia just because
of the st L in Salt Lake City and Saint
Louis whatever, but or just or just straight ignorance and stupidity.
It could be either either one got.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
The s L. I think that's what you can really focus.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
That's what it was. And I've never I've obviously never
been And a lot of people on Twitter were defending me, like, hey,
there actually is an arch in Salt Lake City. It's
like a national park. People, people have my back. I
could lead, yeah, but but it haunted me. I mean
(10:59):
he of course, he made fun of me for the
entire show and then and then it made its way
back studio, made its way back to the studio, to
the point where one of my birthday cakes was Gina
and Crew got for me, and it had the arch
on it, thet the Saint Louis arch or arches. I
don't know how many there are now, how many are there?
(11:20):
Like five? Whatever? And then so it has haunted me.
Now I still have not I've yet to go, but
I currently for work. Talk to guy and his profile
photos him in front of the in front of that arch,
and I hate him. I don't even know him.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Just every time you see.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
It's ambiguous that you give a lot of information there.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Just just every time I see it, like I feel
like he's laughing at me. And yeah, so that that
is my my fun geography mishap. But it it was.
It was just terrible timing turned into turn into some fun,
all right. I just actually speaking of fun. I know,
(12:12):
I know Gary has been a place like this. I
know Matt has been to a place kind of like this.
But I just came back from a five year old's
birthday party at one of those trampoline arcade. Oh sure,
part have you You've had to have seen these? They
have like basketball hoops.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
They exist.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
It's a land of trampolines and.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
It seems pretty dangerous.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
It seems dangerous, but there's also like a big arcade
and like party rooms. It's it's it basically turned into
Dave and Busters where they give you socks to jump
around in.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
To be clear, the trampolines and the arcade are on
different parts of this establishment.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Correct, Yeah, they are separated. You can't simultaneously use both
trampoline video game. No, yeah, not at the same.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Time, although both on the trampoline together.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I think you're honestly so. So you walk into this place,
you sign, you sign waivers. They're too long to even read,
so who knows what you're signing? But I think basic
at that point they could sue you pretty much if
something goes wrong. Like that's kind of how they that's
actually how they make their money. You walk in it
(13:20):
is just straight chaos, just loud. It's it's the only
people working there are they have to be eighteen or under.
It seems like they're all kids too. It's like who
what is how? Who is who's in control here?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
You Like, like a kid just fronts by and he
just like there's there's throw up coming out from between
his fingers. He's just trying to hold it in and
still play. I'm just like, what is where am I?
What is this place? And then they they buy in
Heaven and then they got like, are you gonna you're
gonna jump? You can gnna jump? And I was like, yeah,
(13:59):
we gonna jumps, like you're gonna jump to like, yeah,
I'm gonna jump.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
And and Jenny's question.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
He said, are your parents there? We need an adult.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Present and uh? And to that, all right, Well here,
the thing is they you have to use their socks.
They don't trust. They don't trust the socks you brought
from home. No, this is one something I was.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
I was waiting for his trampoline socks. Trampoline socks. And
by the way, it's not there's no outside trampoline socks.
You're using skies on socks. Baby, don't you here with
some outside trampoline socks? Like no, no, sir. If you're
at our establishment, we choose the socks.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Now, what if you're like a pro and you have
your own pro tramp socks.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
That's what I'm saying. What if I'm.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Right?
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Whatever are they like wrapped in a plastic for your
like open up or something or the person pair of socks.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
The person slid them off her feet and gave them
to me.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Well, there's a middle ground here, okay. I mean, are
they shrink wrapped or are do they look.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Very very like they're plastic. They're plastic. They look like
they've never been worn before. They look disposable, so they
may maybe one time used. I mean, you could take
them home, And thought did cross my mind.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Like you could take them home.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
I just got some free socks.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Baby.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Calen's listening to this in the car, just licking his lips, like, oh,
where do I go? Where do I go for these socks?
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Well, but I mean, Chris, I don't know about the
ones at your particular establishment, but at some of the
ones I've been to, they have like kind of a
coating on the outside to like give you a little
bit of traction. So you wouldn't really want to assuming
you got ones like that, you wouldn't really want to
wear those regular socks. Well, I don't do a ton
of sliding around these days.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
I wouldn't mind a little little grip, a little traction,
a little traction.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
So you know, if you took the socks home, you
wouldn't be able to flex at another tramp space and
say hey, I'm sponsored by a sky room or whatever.
Because they wouldn't let you use it.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Well, that's the thing, so I had to. It's like
it's like having a blank skate deck dos So I
just I just used whatever they had went. So the
only reason I brought Benny was so he can film
my sponsor Me tape. You know, he gets filmed my
sponsor video, and I was just so he held my
phone and I just went in the middle and just
started doing my stuff. Still waiting on the word Haynes,
(16:21):
But it's okay.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Uh So exactly is word going to come from in
this hypothetical?
Speaker 1 (16:27):
The sat companies who want to want to sponsor my
my air companies Haynes, what other space?
Speaker 2 (16:38):
I mean?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
I plied a bunch, but ye know, there's really there's
only one I really want. I'm not gonna say who,
but right smart, don't let me.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
You might be able to.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Yeah, So anyway, so we go put we put put
the socks on. So my kid hasn't jumped on a
trampoline by himself yet, so I thought, what better place.
I don't know, I don't because I don't have a
trampoline dos, and I feel like I should have one
(17:08):
for him to jump on one, but.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
He's like two right jumping some time, give him.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
A little behind. That's why I just threw Hi into
the advanced the advanced area like kid in there, like
throwing the kid at the baby and the deep end.
Throw him right into dodgeball. There was dodgeball. Yeah, So
he goes in the trampoline thing. He's he's a little unsure.
So I go, okay, let me show you how it's done,
(17:38):
and I start jumping boom boom boomp and yeah, oh yeah,
straight beatbox rhythm. I was jumping to. There was a
groove and one of the teenagers working that goes, excuse me, sir,
these tramlines are not rated for something.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
Yeah, they r rated trampoline.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Come on for somebody of your your weight class. Basically,
oh wow, wow, that's real. Yeah what does that mean?
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Like you're too fat for it or you're not fat
enough for it?
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Is the first one fat break our trampoline?
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Did you read the piece of paper you signed?
Speaker 1 (18:23):
If even one of those one of those springs snaps,
we own you, I guess he's just like they're not
rated for adults or this areas of the toddlers. But
I felt it, I jumped on it. I would have
been fine. Thought, Okay, I could feel, I can feel
if it's not rated for me, I could feel that
(18:44):
it's not. I was fully fully supported.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Chris was willing to put all those children in danger.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Yeah, I think that it's more the excuse they use
because they don't want, like, you know, adults in the area.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
That doesn't aid it for just little kids.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Because if you you know, in reality, if you're a
monster and you go in there and like jump really hard,
you launch those kids.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Yeah, speaking of that, So the double jump, this is
a trampoline move tried and tested to give you to
make people do just the coolest shit, right.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Just oh, we've all seen the videos.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Yeah, there's no way. It really is just a beautiful
testament to teamwork and trust when a bunch of guys
are just jumping on a trampoline just to launch a
guy as high as possible. So there were there was
a TV, a few TVs around the place that said
(19:41):
no double jumps and in fact, double jumps can lead
to injuries, and had a cartoon of a kid breaking
his arm, and I thought, that's a little much. That's
a little much, Awson. Excuse me, what question did you
just ask? What's a double jump? So, Dawson, have you
ever jumped on a trampoline before? If not, there's still time.
But so when when two people jump on a trampoline,
(20:05):
if you time it just.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Right, okay, yeah, okay, yeah that yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Yeah, you you basically just launch something. You can launch
somebody in the air.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Okay. I just never heard it called that.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Yeah. And by the way, the TV's are not wrong.
That can't be dangerous and that can lead to injury.
Boys are stupid and like in the nineties, they didn't,
you know, think about things like that.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Yeah, like we've all done that.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Yeah, I fell through. I couldn't keep my balance on
a trampoline and you know the little coils that are
holding the trampoline on the on the rail. Yeah, my
leg went right down one of those.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Well, now if you if you own a trampoline, I
think you have to have the like net around the
rim of it. That's when we were growing up. I
remember jumping off a trampoline into my friend's pool, which
was incredibly dangerous but also fucking amazing.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Trampoline to have that that net around.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
Oh, that's that true, Okay, I thought it was.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
I mean place to place, it's it's there.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
May be different like laws and stuff, but like it
is not it is not definitely not mandated. Because one
of the really popular things in like high end homes
out here is the sunken in ground trampoline. So like
basically it's on the ground level and then like all
the springs and stuff are all hidden, so you basically
walk on your from your grass directly onto a trampoline.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
For some reason, that seems more dangerous, even though it's
exactly the same amount of dangerous, right, I mean, I
guess either way, if you don't land on the spring,
you're fucked.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
So yeah, Well, so this cartoon, the kid, the kid
would fall and then it would freeze the fall, the
arm would turn into an X ray and you were
just seeing the bone snap.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Nice like those Mortal Kombat games.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
And I was just like, hm, it definitely did not
make me want to double jump, so it was effective. Ultimately,
I thought it was a little I thought it was
a little much, yeah, but just and there were just
no rules in this place. The kids were just doing
whatever they wanted. Just running around. It was just absolute chaos.
(22:16):
But I was thinking, to these trampolines, Sure, they're great
for jumping. They look like they they'd be pretty good
for sleeping too. They were just like just walking on
just the right bounce, and I thought, I'm not, I haven't.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Really, we're trying to do like at night at the
Museums type of situation here where you're gonna like sneak
in and a lot of adventures and stuff.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
Trampolines are going to come to life. Don't do it.
That's well if it's anything like night at the museum.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
I thought about that, Gary, and I thought, Okay, if
these places really wanted to make money, they should do
lockouts or overnights and just have kids sleep there. But
then I thought that would be pretty crappy if you're
sleeping and some kid just double jumped ye, okay while
you're while you're sleeping. So I realize you can't really
(23:02):
prevent prevent that. But trampolines are you know, if I
was like a vagabond and I was just going going
around in people's backyards like back in the day, and
I found a trampoline with a mosquito net, even better, map,
but just and I can sleep under the moonlight. You're
pretty attractive.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Did your trampoline park have anything like a little bit
unusual that we haven't talked about before, because the one
that I go to most frequently has a has the
you know, the final thing from American Ninja Warrior, the
big wall.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Oh yeah, you oh, this had rock wall. This had
a thing where you can you strap yourself on some
pulley system that you go along all these obstacles like
it was American Ninja Warrior.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Throwing.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
You know, they didn't. I'll write them a note dos
that this kid's are needed more some sort of more
wet blades and artillery, just.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Some kind of weaponry, you know.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Yeah, you're right. I'm sure they need to learn early.
I mean I didn't. I didn't learn how to throw
an axe till I was I think eight, and I
was that was really behind. Yeah, a lot on a
lot of opportunities. So I agree, I'll write them, I'll
write them a letter. But then I had it did
have all that stuff, but my kids too, so I
(24:25):
didn't need to go to go to any of that.
But it was it was a good it was a
good birthday party. Just chaotic. I mean, I could not
have had worse pizza in my life. Yeah, those places
are not known for their for their food and beverage.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Matt.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
If you if you would have beaten here, you know,
I kind of want you to now. I want, yeah,
I need you to go to a place like this.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
I mean, also they I only want to hear that.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
If it's in three parts.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
I'll be sure to do that. But what I was
gonna say is if it's a place where you're just
encouraged to jump up and down, they should be serving food, period,
Like you're immediately going to throw that out, Like you
saw a kid would throw up coming out between his fingers,
probably because he ate.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Something that that's true, that could have been from their food.
I mean I almost did that, and I didn't even
I wasn't even run around. It was the cardboardiest food
I've ever had. Like my kid gave me back his
French fry because it was inedible and I was. And
then but luckily this is my nephew's birthday. They had
the ice cream cake brought from outside.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
What kind of ice cream? What kind of cake?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
I'm glad you asked, Matt, because now remember This was
picked by a newly five year old, and they're like,
we let him choose the flavors. That's what, Oh god, what, grandma?
Speaker 2 (25:44):
What was it?
Speaker 1 (25:45):
It was great? It was so. It was three different
flavors linn layers.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
First one chocolate, okay, good good start.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Pretty good start. And then are we I'm sorry, are
we doing ice cream flavors? Ice cream? Well, this is
an ice cream cake that was layered like three different
ice creams.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Okay, three different ice creams.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
And then with a with a cake part two. And
then so he picked chocolate as his first layer. Pretty solid.
Then we go to the second layer. It is white.
Oh boy, So it goes from dark brown.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
To there's no way a kid chowse coconut, stupid.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
He chose white chocolate. So from chocolate to white chocolate.
And then the third flavor, the third layer he chose.
He chose chocolate again. And then and then for the
cake part, he picked chocolates, very chocolate ice cream cake.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
I would eat All those flavors go together.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
At least they do. They do. They didn't mix too
much chocolate, and it seems.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
I feel like this actually is very advanced of him
to include the white chocolate. He could have just gone
triple chocolate. But he why didn't his gullet he understood
we needed a couple of different notes here.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Why did he get a three layer cake? No, he
could have just done too though.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Yeah, you know, some people just want to watch the
world burn and a diabolic But you're right, Matt. White
chocolate is an advanced flavor. Absolutely, it is an advanced flavor.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
But like that's so advanced that I'm wondering if somebody
didn't put their foot down and say, no, we cannot
do five layers of chocolate, like where there has to
be some variation in here.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
It White chocolate is an advanced flavor in the sense
that like it's only it's only really made for people
between seventeen and twenty seven, Just that what does that
mean that range? Because you do it, could you think, oh,
I'm refined, I'll leave white chocolate, and then after about
(27:55):
twenty two you're like, yeah, white chocolate sucks.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
White chocolate chocolate, I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Yeah, of course you.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
And me, so soup, Like, I mean, first of all,
let's not done.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Yeah, there's no reason for white.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
White chocolate is just a thing like oh, I like
another kind of chocolate that's not widely known or widely loved,
and it's white. But if you sobberry when it's stobbery,
it's not yess. If you actually just tasted white chocolate, Matt,
close your eyes and tasted it, you would.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Not be the entire time I've been.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Compare there's other kinds of chocolate.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
You know what underrated white chocolate was Hershey's did the
cookies and cream bars, and it was white chocolate with
like little Oreo cookie crumbles inside of it. If you
ever get your fingers on that on a Halloween night,
you're gonna be the coolest kid in town.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Would bet it would have been better if it was
dark chocolate or milk chocolate did not have to go white.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
I I'm gonna go on a limb here. I think
I might like white chocolate more than.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
That's not sure that that's it.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
I want it.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
I want it on record.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
I guess now that I think about it, I guess
it is the third. White chocolate would be the third
on my list. I would take chocolate, dark chocolate, and
then white chocolate. But I still think that it's a strong,
a strong finish, though.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I feel like Gary's pregnan zone is rubbing off on
me because I am feeling so much rage right now,
I'm so upset.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Well, it's not gonna be ruby chocolate. We're not gonna
put that on the top three.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
The fuck is ruby chocolate? Fuck is ruby?
Speaker 4 (29:31):
Alright, do some research and then come back to me.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Read a book. Ruby chocolate?
Speaker 4 (29:42):
Yeah, dude, all right, welcome to twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Sounds like it sounds like a nineties R and B singer. Okay,
ruby chocolate.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
That's pretty good, dude.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
All right, I'm not gonna explain it. I'm gonna let
Google Google explain it be because you.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Don't even know you made it up.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
It is the fourth type of chocolate, notable for its
natural pink color and fruity, slightly tart flavor that resembles berries.
I've had it before, but I'm a gentleman.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
What does that mean?
Speaker 4 (30:19):
It means you, you deranged peasants.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
I've never snobbery exists, even more so snobberish at me
a peasant?
Speaker 4 (30:34):
No, not you. You're on steroids. You're You're cool.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Don't want to make him angry.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Yeah, ruby chocolate is real. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Yeah, I don't. I am curious. I would love to
try it now.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
I mean it's pretty good. It's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
As a guy who worked at the melting pot, it's
blowing my mind.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
There's a fourth chocolate, dude, the fourth chocolate. It should
open up for ruby chocolate. Okay, well maybe there's a
lot there's all this genre, a lot of room in here.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Well yeah, all right, but you know she.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Maybe maybe the fourth chocolate is her backing band.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
Give me what did what did you looking up?
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Ruby chocolate was introduced to the market in twenty seventeen.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Why are you talking about the sort of before?
Speaker 4 (31:28):
So it's been for almost a decade. Okay, cool, Okay, emever,
COVID that was after ruby chocolate.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (31:42):
That's just snobbery?
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Matt, Yeah, ruby child.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
Let's make a Facebook poll.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Twenty seventeen. Yes, Matt, Facebook pole, because you can make it.
Go for it.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
I would like to try ruby chocolate, but I'm not
going to tell anybody about it.
Speaker 4 (31:59):
Yeah, I brought it up.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Person would tell people all about his ruby chocolate days.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
Well, so, Matt, is what you're saying that you want
Chris to go back to this five year old and go, hey,
dumb ship, why didn't you add ruby chocolate?
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Right?
Speaker 4 (32:14):
I thought that would have been an even more advanced
take on the ice cream cake. I'm glad you brought
a full circle. I just want to say, for the record,
I only brought up ruby chocolate to say that it
does not belong in the top three. You guys were
just fucking minds are blown that it even existed. I'm
not saying it's a superior chocolate snob.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Well, speaking of.
Speaker 4 (32:34):
I did call you guys, then I apologize a little bit.
I'm on steroids right now here.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
We all have had some. We're all kind of raging
a little bit. Speaking of speaking of new chocolates, though,
there is there is a new chocolate that has taken
the world by storm. I'm seeing it everywhere. Yeah, it's
akin to what pretzel bread was for a minute and
then Pokey Fish Place hot chicken sandwiches. Now we are
(33:09):
in the era of Dubai chocolate. Das, are you familiar
with this? Have you seen?
Speaker 3 (33:15):
No?
Speaker 2 (33:16):
But is that is it from Dubai?
Speaker 3 (33:20):
That's yeah, unclear, Okay, reportedly it is. There's quite a
bit of it. That's popped up recently, and I'm mola sauce.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
I don't know what kind of chocolate is on the
outside of it. It might be ruby, but it's it's
it's chocolate, and then inside is like a pistachio mix.
So it's like brown chocolate. When you bite in it,
it's like this bright green crunch in the middle. It's
actually quite delightful.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
It's amazing.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Oh, Matt, Matt's into it, kidding me.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
Yeah, so I'm so into it. Oddly enough, a sushi
restaurant that you've gone to a couple of times they
have a Dubai chocolate dessert and so it's incredible.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Is it like a bar a moose putting?
Speaker 4 (34:11):
It's it's like a bark.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Yeah good.
Speaker 4 (34:18):
I don't know, a great combination of flavors and uh,
you know, if it's done the right way. I guess
it's just like a texture almost that people get into.
I mean, I've had it a couple of times in
a couple of different forms, and it's always been delicious.
It's really.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
So snobbish, Yeah, I remember, I Yeah, I had it
a few times. It's good. I think I think Bill
Burr recommended it.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Try it I've never had it topical carriers.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
I was kidding, Well, if you ever see it, Dawson
like Dubai.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
There and we did it, and we did That was
the you're welcome audience.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
That did you do a flat park?
Speaker 2 (35:07):
No?
Speaker 1 (35:09):
I took three, little, I took three and they kicked
me out. Must like some silent alarm that just alerted
the employees there to come get me off that thing
before before I break the entire structure. So I wasn't.
I haven't eaten since. But other than that, I have
no issue with with what with what happened there. But
(35:33):
I don't know. They make it like reminded me of
the back in the day. You remember Discovery Zone. Yes, absolutely,
that was dos. There was a place called Discovery We.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Had an exploratorium, the same thing, probably the same thing.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Discovery Zone sounds like exploratorium, like they sound like this
down here. Okay, maybe they're a little different. No, this
thing was a pyramid. If any if any shaped us,
it was a It was just like it was just
a play area and indoor playground with a ball pit,
things you could climb, obstacles. Everything was just basically, yes,
(36:11):
get out of a bouncy house and mats and and
just crashing. Yeah, this was this was all physical and
this is where we would have our birthday parties growing up,
or go to birthday parties and just just have fun,
just jumping off things and crashing into each other and
playing and just getting physical. And have you been to
(36:32):
the toddler versions that they have of this? No, I've well,
oh I have, actually I have, there's one. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
But but Discovery Zone was like an institution for me
growing up. So comparing this place where I just went
to trampoline park with the arcade to Discovery Zone, it
just made me a just made me yearn for the
days of yore. It made you feel like we used
to live in a country. Like I don't remember everything
in my Discovery Zone being as sticky as it was
(37:01):
at the Trampline Park. Everything just felt gross and sticky.
I'm like, I think we were pretty clean. We were
not we thought we were. Yeah, I'm pretty sure my
memories of that ballpit were just pristine, Like I think
they individually cleaned the balls every night.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
No, yeah, you should ask your mom for her recollection.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
My mom never took us anywhere with a ballpit. She
was like, you know, I'm not fucking letting you in
that fucking ballpit kids ship in there.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Yeah, I mean that did happen, but it wasn't didn't
feel like gross like it just feel weird and you
shouldn't be you should you should make fun of the
kid who did it. I mean, he just did maybe
took some pregnizone or something.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
I remember crawling through the cheese chuck E cheese and
then they had the cheese maize. You could crawl through.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
A cheesemaze and chuck E. I don't remember. Oh that
sounds nice though.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
And I guess when chuck E Cheese first started then.
But yeah, and I'm crawling through the cheese and some
kid puked in there. Oh smell so fucking bad. Well
and just like the smell of puke and carpet and cheese. Yeah,
we circle.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
They not only do not have the cheese maize anymore,
nor do they have the animatronic singing animals that they
had for a million years while we were kids. But
what they've actually started to do now is install a
little corner of the trucky cheese is now just like
the trampoline park.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Chris was talking about So.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
Now you can do the trampoline park at Cheese Wow.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Well, I was thinking of that Cheese Maze. I don't
really remember doing the Cheese Maze, but either do I
I wish, I wish uh Willy Wonka, Matt, you probably
backed me here. We all we've all seen Willy Wonka
and this wonderful factor. We can just bite into your
coffee mug and have a nice little treat after sipping
your tea. Absolutely looks delicious when you can just eatuff.
(38:56):
You're not supposed to want a savory Willy Wonka. I
need a savory version. I need some guy just doing
savory stuff. So I go there first and then I
head over to Wonka's place after. Just do a little
do a little bus tour, just.
Speaker 4 (39:10):
Like a walk around living chakouterie.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Yeah, yeah, first there's one that's just made up. Yeah,
like the first room, just like finger foods. Just something,
just a little bites.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
It's got like pepper and cini, but they're the best
pepper and Gini in the world.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
That's right, and just take bites out of anything.
Speaker 4 (39:26):
Unfortunately, people are still being eliminated one at a time
from your group and in the meat factory. It's a
bit more of a slaughter than the chocolate.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
Fact. Yeah, I would probably get kicked out of the Presuto.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Yeah, we're they're motes made out of gravy.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Oh so good.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
They have like really really tall guys. You go around
and singing.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
It's good.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
It's a little it's a little bit opposite. Yeah, But
I think we need a savory Wonka as well.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Wovory Wonka I want, Yeah, I want.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
To go into a room that's made out of a
chicken pop pie.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
You know that the sweet Wonka isn't real though, right,
I'm sorry what I mean? So you want another one?
Speaker 4 (40:05):
Yeah? There have been several documentaries about the man Dass.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
I'd be I tread lightly. We are all on Rooyd's
right now.
Speaker 4 (40:12):
Okay, Okay, you're saying that the candy he made it fake,
But I've seen it.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
I've seen.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
Label mad nerds.
Speaker 4 (40:23):
He made nerds.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
There's no left twicks and right twigs. That's real.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
That's real.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
The right one tastes better, right, you know what I
was laughing at the other day.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
It was a couple of years ago, but I watched
step Brothers for like the ninetieth time and for the
first time I noticed that. Uh, the guy that was
in Boogie Knights, I can't think of his name, says, yeah,
I saw you. I know you played my drums because
(41:00):
the left drum stick has it has a chip in it.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
If you know, you know no such thing.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
This is a left drum stick.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
He knew. He was obviously correct. So who knows there
might be for the real drummers, know, the real real
hardcore drummers, they'll know what they'll know what stick they're hitting.
But I think I had my first ruby chocolate at
Walker's Factory factory, so maybe twenty seventeen. God I think
came and went. You're still still.
Speaker 4 (41:33):
Around, dude, still around? I had some last year.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
All right, all right, before we before we get out
of here, want we do a few comments and then
we'll start Patreon who All right, actually, before we get
into comments and I just played the intro and everything,
(42:00):
I just want to once again just commend Matt. He
schedules this show. It is not easy to schedule this show.
So that's why Especial Today today was whatever that that
challenge in Star Trek is that's an impossible that really
is just like a trick to being an impossible task.
That kind of was when Matt was put up against today.
He still managed to get four of us here. But
(42:20):
what Matt did was he shared a screenshot of how
he schedules the show, or at least I hope he
schedules the show. And it was I hope every week
he's done on Excel. Yes, it was an Excel spreadsheet.
Now back in the Corolla days, Okay, I am like,
if you think I'm geographically illiterate when it comes to spreadsheets,
I couldn't. I couldn't be worse, and I I am
(42:42):
getting to the age we talked about my upcoming midlife
crisis where looking at a spreadsheet now makes me happy.
It brings me joy. The organization, just the the cells,
the cells when they're done well and life cells, Yeah,
they feel it just feels good. Yeah, when they're done well.
When they're leg they're done poorly, they can elicit rage.
Speaker 4 (43:05):
That's true, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
I mean I used to use it every week. We
used to do the Ron Tomatoes game with an Excel
sheet to keep score. We're never wrong with that. And
whenever I needed anything done on Excel, Matt would I
would just send it over to Matt and he would
he would hit me with those formulas and you send
it back because I didn't know what was happening, but
(43:26):
I just told him what I wanted. He was like, well,
he was like a tailor, just like, this is what
I want. Can you make it for me? This is
the dress I want, and you go yes, Cindarelli, and
he would give me the dress of my dreams.
Speaker 4 (43:38):
I was the chevy rat in case you're trying to
realize that, I to be fair. Before I worked for Corolla,
I worked in finance at a couple of different film studios.
I'm just going to brush that off my shoulder real quick.
But because of those finance jobs, I had a foundation
of like having to use those spreadsheets. So that was
(43:58):
the reason. That was the only reason that I know
how to do any of that stuff.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
But when you send me that screens, I just it
just looks so good. I was like, damn, I love
I love a good a good spreadsheet. So do you
do you do that every week? Or was that just no?
Speaker 4 (44:10):
It was just an especially difficult week when it was
like cause basically pulling the curtain back, like I'll just
email the group and ask everyone's of als are and
generally it's pretty easy to find an overlapping day, but
pretty much each person had a very unique schedule this week,
so I couldn't even figure it out without mapping it out. Yeah, anyway,
we're all here, that's the good news.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
And uh and I will and spreadsheets are just looking
more and more attractive to me every day. Like my
wife goes to bachelorett parties and there's a lot the
way girls playing trips versus guys is so much different.
I actually appreciate how organized they are. Like there's always
like one girl who makes in itinerary and makes a
spreadsheet of like everything they're doing. Like that's pretty that's
(44:51):
pretty awesome. So I love me a good spreadsheet. In fact,
everybody just post you, post me some of your favorite spreadsheets.
I want to see him. This makes me happen. Let's
we're all going to be with a freaking the sheets.
I want I want to see.
Speaker 4 (45:06):
I want to see that.
Speaker 2 (45:10):
That's a red flag. I wonder if you told Jen
about if Jen knew about this before she married.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
I mean, I don't if we're talking about pulling the
curtain back. There there are nice wed there are there
are nights where you know she'll slip into something a
little more comfortable and it's a print doubt of spreadsheet. Yeah,
just gets me going every time. All right, so thank you, Matt. Okay,
let's go to our Facebook group first. If you're not
(45:36):
a member of this Facebook group, go to open up
your internet browser, go to Facebook dot com slash group
slash Boba Boy Army Worldwide LLC, and uh answer you questions.
We might let you in my favorite place on the net.
Donald Powell writes, mm hmm. This is controversial already, Donald Powell,
(45:56):
we like Donald for now.
Speaker 4 (45:58):
Absolutely Yeah, like all our fans.
Speaker 3 (46:00):
What happened to what happened to Casual Don though, who
we were friends with?
Speaker 1 (46:06):
I don't know. I don't know. Let's find out what
Donald Powell has to say. He says, I hate bread bulls. Wow, yeah,
he says, I said it. I can't stand soggy bread,
which is what you get when you put soup and
bread together.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
To toast the bread first. That's correct, only fucking way
you can do it. But still, I'm still with Donald
all the way.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
This is a white hot take Donald. And then he
continues he really leans in here. He says I also
hate the creuton on French onion soup for the same reason.
What you take a perfectly beautiful that's crying. You take
a perfectly beautiful piece of toast and turn it into
a soggy, slimy blob. No, thank you, Okay, Donald? I actually, guys,
(46:56):
I regret reading that. I forgot Gary's on medication right now.
Just gonna let him, let him?
Speaker 2 (47:01):
Yeah, brilliant rage. Wow, I'm with you, Donald.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
I don't want to go full Arizona equipment manager on
this nice listener, so I'm just gonna choose not to speak.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
Wow. Silence is deafening.
Speaker 4 (47:19):
I'm just saying. There have been very few advancements in
the world of bull making. Like pretty much the bulls
that we have today they look like the same bulls
that the cavemen had. But some brilliant person, much in
line with your Willy Wonka having your afternoon tea and
then eating it too, came up with this incredible concept.
(47:40):
What if the receptacle was also edible?
Speaker 1 (47:44):
Wow the trash can there? You throw away?
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Only only a taco salad? Yeah? That one that's perfect.
Speaker 4 (47:53):
Another fabulous, fabulous edible.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
The bread bowl was of edible experiment somehow six sessful,
but failed as a bowl and failed as bread.
Speaker 4 (48:06):
All right, I think part of the problem is that
you're doing it wrong. On Dawson. You cannot eat the
side of the bowl while there's still food in it,
because then, as you know it will then I'll leak
out the sides. And I know you told me that
off Mike, that that was what you did, and I
just want you to know that I disagreed with that
way of doing it. I don't think I think that
is why you don't like the bread Bull, because you're
eating the side.
Speaker 3 (48:26):
Of the bowl.
Speaker 2 (48:28):
No. See, I love the bread and I love the
chowder well, but putting them together diminishes them both.
Speaker 1 (48:37):
Matt, what is have you done that for? Shade best plate?
Speaker 4 (48:41):
You can eat edible edible utensils.
Speaker 1 (48:45):
Because remember I had a straw that I had to eat.
I mean the restaurants where they give you the menu
and then like after you're done reading it and take
a bite.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
Yeah, dude, chips are edible receptacles or whatever.
Speaker 4 (48:58):
The word do.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
The Freedo scoops get enough love.
Speaker 2 (49:03):
Scoops are my number one go to chips, Dude, Freedo
scoops all the way. They're like spoons.
Speaker 4 (49:10):
Do you ever put soup in it?
Speaker 3 (49:12):
Like?
Speaker 4 (49:12):
Actually use this?
Speaker 2 (49:13):
Yeah? Okayala is a is a kind of soup.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
Do just sip on some Miso.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
Scoops, Man, Freedo scoops are pretty badass, dude, Good shout out,
Chris Well.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
Donald Powell is not a very popular guy in the
cloments after.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
That, everyone's on him. Huh. Yeah, you guys are all wrong. Though,
you guys are all wrong. Just get your bread next
to the soup. You can eat them at the same time.
You don't lose soup in the bread. You don't lose
bread to the soup.
Speaker 1 (49:46):
Yeah, but you can't eat your bowl at the end, bro.
Speaker 4 (49:49):
Yeah, there's nothing better than cleaning out the all of
the soup and then you just have that delicious, like
soaked up bread. It's still got the crisp on the outside,
still toasty on the outside. It's it's basically like just
peeling off soup crackers. Oh my god, so good.
Speaker 3 (50:05):
But you do have to eat it quickly because if
you are a slow eater and you let it get
too soggy. I agree, then that's a problem. But like,
just don't take three hours to eat your soup. Eat
your soup like a man.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
Takes three hours to eat soup.
Speaker 3 (50:19):
This guy's saying that his fucking bread bulls too, So
you like, eat your soup faster, motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (50:23):
Yeah, Donald will see that's what the rage we're talking about.
This is don't don't Donald, We love you, we love
you leaving comments. This is Gary's medication talk.
Speaker 3 (50:33):
I mean, I didn't try to stay silent, but like
you guys have talking about this like what's gonna something's
gonna happen.
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see here, Don Powell. Wait, I just talked, just talked
over here. Yeah, his casually that's where cash.
Speaker 4 (51:11):
By the way, thank you for your support, Don.
Speaker 1 (51:13):
Yeah, he gives a cocktail. He gives a cocktail. Wrecked.
But we got to read some other colments done. We
appreciate you, but I can't do. I can't do to
Don pell what happened to Donald Powell? Gary still here.
Ryan Broberts says, I work for a scot And reggae
music festival and we have crowdsurfed a guy in a
(51:34):
wheelchair two times over the years. It's serve racking, but
it looks nice. Yeah, I appreciate that's going. I've seen
a video of cool.
Speaker 4 (51:45):
I just Scott posted in our Facebook group. There's a video.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
I think, Yeah, you can't. You can't drop the person
in the wheelchair, So that's cool. It's actually heavy too,
so good on ya. Let's see here.
Speaker 4 (51:56):
Actually, now that I think about it, you're way less
likely to get dropped. Like to me, that's one of
the perils of crowdsurfing is that eventually people are just
gonna fucking give up and then you're just going to
drop to the floor. But being in a wheelchair, no
one's going to do that to you. So what I'm
saying is, if you're going to CrowdSurf, you should be
in a wheelchair, is what I'm trying to say. It's
the safest way to do it.
Speaker 1 (52:16):
I think I think just going to thank you.
Speaker 3 (52:19):
For going with me showing up to the concert pushing
a wheelchair.
Speaker 4 (52:25):
Trust me, guys, it's gonna come in handy later.
Speaker 1 (52:27):
Going to a rock concert like that with mash bitz
and crowdsurfing. I mean, it's it's the poor man's astronaut test.
You're really just going in circles a bunch.
Speaker 2 (52:35):
Or what's the rich man's astronaut test?
Speaker 1 (52:37):
Going to space astronaut go having Jeff and Bezos owning Amazon.
So Casey Peters says, oh, he has a quote he
loved quote. Remember when I had eight grand Now I
got this thing on my wall and he says, dust,
that may have been the funniest thing you've ever said.
(52:58):
It was pretty fun. Kathy B says this goldfish conversation
has made me laugh more than I have in ages. Chris,
please keep it alive, Kathy Bee, the talk or the fish?
Imagine well I imagine the fish to keep the talk alive.
(53:19):
And the fish is still alive. So we're we are good,
live and kicking in the Facebook group. Back to the
Facebook group real quick, Matt, just want to let you
know a lot of people. Does the fish have a
new home.
Speaker 4 (53:32):
Not yet.
Speaker 1 (53:33):
I am working on it.
Speaker 4 (53:36):
Does work.
Speaker 1 (53:38):
I'm wondering how many gas like it? Don't want an
eight gown? Do I need a ten down? You're wondering
a ten gallon? Is you can put a five gallon
comfortably on your kitchen sink. That's exactly where I put
(53:59):
it too. That's so funny.
Speaker 2 (54:00):
I believe I had a twenty gallon and that's like
nightstand size. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (54:06):
You know, well, because this thing is going to be
a part of the house, there's it's going to be now,
it's going to be like basically a piece of furniture.
We want to make sure that it has the right look,
the right size, the right placement. And there's a lot
of there's a lot of options, but it is on
my list to go and get get a nice home
(54:26):
for the for the little guy, but he's still alive.
Jordan Anderson says next week I'll be going to a
chiropractor Thursday and amash pit Friday. Getting old is weird?
Oh he wants to go into space and oh and sorry.
At the Facebook group, Matt, a lot of people chiming
in on the ratio for PB and J and not
one person is saying it's fifty to fifty. I know,
(54:48):
so I just you know, I just had to rub
that in a little bit.
Speaker 4 (54:54):
I guess I just never it's still I guess I'm wrong.
I have to just have to take it. It's just
excusing me. I'll put less again. Let me pick one.
Speaker 3 (55:10):
Fifty fifty for life, and you're just gonna as you're
making it just be like fuck those people.
Speaker 1 (55:15):
All right, well those are our comments everybody. Thank you
for writing and we appreciate you. Thank you all righty,
why do we good job? Yes, good job to all.
Why don't we go round Thernwell? Yeah, yeah, thank you, Donald?
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I don't. Yeah, it is weird, but maybe because they're
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Hey, welcome to water Cooler. Oh yeah, baby, thank you
so much for tuning in, for wanting to hang out
with us. I can think of a better thing to
do before Thanksgiving, a pre pre Thanksgiving hang. I guess
our next one will be a pre Thanksgiving hang too.
So this is gonna be it's gonna be a series.
But I just want to say thank you for taking
(00:32):
the time to listen to us flapper gums. You know
how it goes. I chriss want to kick it with
my Crol digital buds of yesteryear. We're still tight. We're
still tight with me today. All the way in Austin, Texas,
we have mister Matt Fondelier. Hey brother, Hi Matt. And
(00:53):
then all the way in North Hollywood, California, we have
mister Mike.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I'm here to flap gums and chew gum, and I'm
almost out of gum.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
If you, I guess see, if you chew gum, you're
probably flapping some gum too. And then all the way
in Orange County, California, it's Gary Smith roided up and
right your rock. I was I was gonna say, the
veins in your neck are looking more prominent. Yeah, you're
(01:30):
looking pretty swoll.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I will say, though, the veins in my eyes are
looking a lot less prominent than they were when I
woke up this morning.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I have questions. I mean, first off, I was wondering
why they kicked you off the Home Run Derby. But
tell me all, tell me all about it. Are you really
roided up? I really am?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
And listeners of this show will recall the show, the
story when you and I Chris went to Salt Lake
City and I dilated the shit out of my eyes
on accident, And that goes back to like a time
when we were at Corollas six or seven years ago
where I was having really bad eye problems road scooters
that day.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Right, your eyes were fucked up and you couldn't see
the arches if I.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Remember, damn it exactly right, That is exactly right. I
could not see the beautiful arches. But anyways, so the
story where I blinded myself in Salt Lake City was
a couple of years after I had it figured out.
But it was so intense that they had me dilating
my own eyes and stuff, and we got it all
figured out and then they got me like these drops
(02:30):
that would fix it if I ever had a problem,
but it started happening like very infrequently, like once or
a year or two.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
If at all. So I guess I.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Sort of ran out of drops and didn't really notice it.
And I woke up this morning and it was flared up.
So I had to call Heella Health and I read
my drops to him and he said, no drops over telehealth,
but I'll give you an oral steroid.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
And I said okay, and I went and picked it up.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
And I got home, and in fact, i'd be interested
because I had a problem with this. So I picked
it up. No one at the pharmacy said anything. The
telehealth guy never said anything to me. So I get home,
I rip it open and it says take five tabs.
First day, four tabs, Second day three tabs, third day,
two tabs, fourth day, one tab fifth day.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Now, what would you do if those were your instructions?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Start with five bills?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Yeah, right now out like with meals and stuff like.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I probably want you to space them out.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Think about it.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
If they didn't give you a warning, then it doesn't matter.
It's not yet and you want it to work. So
I'd fucking take them all at once.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Take them all once, that's my I mean, as somebody
who is completely unqualified to give you medical advice, take
them all at once. As it turns out, Yeah, if
you take steroids, you you're not supposed to go cold turkey.
When you're done, you have to you have to wean off. Yeah,
you have to taper to slowly fade away.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Now is any thanksgiving pun intentionally or unintentioneds super intentional?
I think about what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I think about all that stuff. What are you talking about?
That's how I speak. I speak in.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
A different ballpark than most people.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Matt. I noticed everything I say. There's always a purpose,
there's always intention.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
So geary turkey, So Gary, you popped five steroids and
then you push record, and now there's giant veins bulging
in your neck?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Is that is how I'm pretty much correct.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
I mean, there was a few hours in between, but
as it turns out, I was very, very uncomfortable, and
I just like couldn't bring myself to try to figure
it out myself. So I called my wife and said,
you know what do I do here? And she said,
just send me a picture of the prescription. I'll figure
it out. And she googled it. It turns out, you guys
are right. It wants you to take all five at once,
but it wants to like make sure you eat first.
(04:51):
So I had like a late breakfast and then I
popped those things and I've been tweaking for all day since.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
That would explain the mood swings since we started the podcast.
You've kind of been all over the place. So I'm
gonna try them.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Yeah, I'm surprised you got your you got your breathing
back under control before we before he actually pushed record.
But I don't think I'll ever forget the rooted out
whole experience that we all experienced.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Right, And if Carls Junior taught us anything and said,
if it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't
belong in your face.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
But I will do my best to to not trigger
any rage. Oh, Kaitlin is not here, by the way,
everyon's warning where he is.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
He's meeting.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
He's meeting up with a guy from Arizona State to
get some merch. Wouldn't care.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Here's the.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Sun, Devil's damn it? It was yeah, see well really
it was a coin. It was a coin. It was
It's not a coin I know where you went. Well, well,
we will monitor you over the next couple of hours.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
I've been trying to monitor myself because that's the other
thing is that it says on here that there are
ten milligrams, and so in my mind, it's like, you
want me to take fifty milligrams of steroids right now.
That sounds like a lot of milligrams with steroids.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Dude. You gotta work out, Dude, you gotta start fucking
pumping some push ups solid take advantage.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yeah, now are the.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Always did prednizone?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Yeah, I was on that for fight months. Jesus when
I had a blood disease in high school and uh,
and it started to really fucking affect me. Like I was.
I was just fucking snap. One time I asked for
the milk, asked somebody to pass me the milk, and
(06:53):
I'm like the third time I said, give me the
fucking milk at dinner at the table with my family.
Then my dad just fucking looks at me like he's
gonna kill me and puts the milk in front of
me and gets up and leaves the fucking room.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
That's some ship you did as a kid.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I stopped taking the presna zone after that, and then
I went back to the doctor and they're like, oh,
the pregna zone doesn't seem to be working anymore. We
got to do surgery. Yept it's because they stopped digging it.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I used to have to take predic zone when I
would have gout flare ups. So yeah, carefully my pooper pants.
So I hear they make it makes the poop. Not
for saying to know that. Just just uh, just a
little heads up anyway, I should I should change the subject, Chris,
change the subject. Stop thinking out loud here, all right? Anyway, uh,
(07:51):
speaking of the arches. Now this is a Corolla show thing.
But it was a few years ago. We were in
the green room of Wise Guys in Salt Lake City,
Great Club. Keith Stubbs, my boy owns it, very nice,
very nice man. And it was right before Adam went
(08:15):
up and he's thinking, we're just chatting and and hit
me and him in August, and I think there's they
may have been another commute or two in the room.
We're just talking about, oh, what should we do tomorrow
during the day, because during the days when we would
go out into the city and explore and I I said, oh, maybe,
you know, we couldn't think of anything to do in
Slic City is actually pretty pretty chill, peaceful place. I mean,
(08:41):
not a ton ton of HAPs going on at that
time we were there. I would have left to go
to like.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
A surprise, you guys, I just didn't drive to Park City.
It's like thirty minutes.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah, we didn't think about that. I would have left
to go like skiing.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
And there's the big Olympic venue up there.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
We didn't well, maybe I should have thrown that out,
but I threw out another idea, and I said, oh,
why don't we go check out Let's go check out
that arch. And they are a little confused. And then
Adam like with a look of not even he wasn't confused,
he was he had a look of just straight straight disgust.
(09:19):
It was just pure dislike he was about to throw up.
He said, boy, geez, boy, are you are you talking
about the Saint Louis arch God? And and I just
I froze, and I look and August is just looking
(09:42):
at me like what the hell are you doing? And
then and then.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
Actually was a look of August not being sure.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Maybe it's just like what what is happening? And then
the worst thing possible could have happened right after that,
you just hear over the loudspeakers, now give it up
for Adam Corolla and and Adam starts walking to the
door and he looks at me. He goes, this isn't
gonna be fun for you. He walks out on stage.
(10:14):
Oh no, and yeah, it is.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Not what you want to hear from somebody who's about
to reform.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Now. I attributed to some form of dyslexia just because
of the st L in Salt Lake City and Saint
Louis whatever, but or just or just straight ignorance and stupidity.
It could be either either one got.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
The s L. I think that's what you can really focus.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
That's what it was. And I've never I've obviously never
been And a lot of people on Twitter were defending me, like, hey,
there actually is an arch in Salt Lake City. It's
like a national park. People, people have my back. I
could lead, yeah, but but it haunted me. I mean
(10:59):
he of course, he made fun of me for the
entire show and then and then it made its way
back studio, made its way back to the studio, to
the point where one of my birthday cakes was Gina
and Crew got for me, and it had the arch
on it, thet the Saint Louis arch or arches. I
don't know how many there are now, how many are there?
(11:20):
Like five? Whatever? And then so it has haunted me.
Now I still have not I've yet to go, but
I currently for work. Talk to guy and his profile
photos him in front of the in front of that arch,
and I hate him. I don't even know him.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Just every time you see.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
It's ambiguous that you give a lot of information there.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Just just every time I see it, like I feel
like he's laughing at me. And yeah, so that that
is my my fun geography mishap. But it it was.
It was just terrible timing turned into turn into some fun,
all right. I just actually speaking of fun. I know,
(12:12):
I know Gary has been a place like this. I
know Matt has been to a place kind of like this.
But I just came back from a five year old's
birthday party at one of those trampoline arcade. Oh sure,
part have you You've had to have seen these? They
have like basketball hoops.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
They exist.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
It's a land of trampolines and.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
It seems pretty dangerous.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
It seems dangerous, but there's also like a big arcade
and like party rooms. It's it's it basically turned into
Dave and Busters where they give you socks to jump
around in.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
To be clear, the trampolines and the arcade are on
different parts of this establishment.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Correct, Yeah, they are separated. You can't simultaneously use both
trampoline video game. No, yeah, not at the same.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Time, although both on the trampoline together.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I think you're honestly so. So you walk into this place,
you sign, you sign waivers. They're too long to even read,
so who knows what you're signing? But I think basic
at that point they could sue you pretty much if
something goes wrong. Like that's kind of how they that's
actually how they make their money. You walk in it
(13:20):
is just straight chaos, just loud. It's it's the only
people working there are they have to be eighteen or under.
It seems like they're all kids too. It's like who
what is how? Who is who's in control here?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
You Like, like a kid just fronts by and he
just like there's there's throw up coming out from between
his fingers. He's just trying to hold it in and
still play. I'm just like, what is where am I?
What is this place? And then they they buy in
Heaven and then they got like, are you gonna you're
gonna jump? You can gnna jump? And I was like, yeah,
(13:59):
we gonna jumps, like you're gonna jump to like, yeah,
I'm gonna jump.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
And and Jenny's question.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
He said, are your parents there? We need an adult.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Present and uh? And to that, all right, Well here,
the thing is they you have to use their socks.
They don't trust. They don't trust the socks you brought
from home. No, this is one something I was.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
I was waiting for his trampoline socks. Trampoline socks. And
by the way, it's not there's no outside trampoline socks.
You're using skies on socks. Baby, don't you here with
some outside trampoline socks? Like no, no, sir. If you're
at our establishment, we choose the socks.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Now, what if you're like a pro and you have
your own pro tramp socks.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
That's what I'm saying. What if I'm.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Right?
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Whatever are they like wrapped in a plastic for your
like open up or something or the person pair of socks.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
The person slid them off her feet and gave them
to me.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Well, there's a middle ground here, okay. I mean, are
they shrink wrapped or are do they look.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Very very like they're plastic. They're plastic. They look like
they've never been worn before. They look disposable, so they
may maybe one time used. I mean, you could take
them home, And thought did cross my mind.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Like you could take them home.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
I just got some free socks.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Baby.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Calen's listening to this in the car, just licking his lips, like, oh,
where do I go? Where do I go for these socks?
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Well, but I mean, Chris, I don't know about the
ones at your particular establishment, but at some of the
ones I've been to, they have like kind of a
coating on the outside to like give you a little
bit of traction. So you wouldn't really want to assuming
you got ones like that, you wouldn't really want to
wear those regular socks. Well, I don't do a ton
of sliding around these days.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
I wouldn't mind a little little grip, a little traction,
a little traction.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
So you know, if you took the socks home, you
wouldn't be able to flex at another tramp space and
say hey, I'm sponsored by a sky room or whatever.
Because they wouldn't let you use it.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Well, that's the thing, so I had to. It's like
it's like having a blank skate deck dos So I
just I just used whatever they had went. So the
only reason I brought Benny was so he can film
my sponsor Me tape. You know, he gets filmed my
sponsor video, and I was just so he held my
phone and I just went in the middle and just
started doing my stuff. Still waiting on the word Haynes,
(16:21):
But it's okay.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Uh So exactly is word going to come from in
this hypothetical?
Speaker 1 (16:27):
The sat companies who want to want to sponsor my
my air companies Haynes, what other space?
Speaker 2 (16:38):
I mean?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
I plied a bunch, but ye know, there's really there's
only one I really want. I'm not gonna say who,
but right smart, don't let me.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
You might be able to.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Yeah, So anyway, so we go put we put put
the socks on. So my kid hasn't jumped on a
trampoline by himself yet, so I thought, what better place.
I don't know, I don't because I don't have a
trampoline dos, and I feel like I should have one
(17:08):
for him to jump on one, but.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
He's like two right jumping some time, give him.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
A little behind. That's why I just threw Hi into
the advanced the advanced area like kid in there, like
throwing the kid at the baby and the deep end.
Throw him right into dodgeball. There was dodgeball. Yeah, So
he goes in the trampoline thing. He's he's a little unsure.
So I go, okay, let me show you how it's done,
(17:38):
and I start jumping boom boom boomp and yeah, oh yeah,
straight beatbox rhythm. I was jumping to. There was a
groove and one of the teenagers working that goes, excuse me, sir,
these tramlines are not rated for something.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
Yeah, they r rated trampoline.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Come on for somebody of your your weight class. Basically,
oh wow, wow, that's real. Yeah what does that mean?
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Like you're too fat for it or you're not fat
enough for it?
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Is the first one fat break our trampoline?
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Did you read the piece of paper you signed?
Speaker 1 (18:23):
If even one of those one of those springs snaps,
we own you, I guess he's just like they're not
rated for adults or this areas of the toddlers. But
I felt it, I jumped on it. I would have
been fine. Thought, Okay, I could feel, I can feel
if it's not rated for me, I could feel that
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it's not. I was fully fully supported.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Chris was willing to put all those children in danger.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Yeah, I think that it's more the excuse they use
because they don't want, like, you know, adults in the area.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
That doesn't aid it for just little kids.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Because if you you know, in reality, if you're a
monster and you go in there and like jump really hard,
you launch those kids.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Yeah, speaking of that, So the double jump, this is
a trampoline move tried and tested to give you to
make people do just the coolest shit, right.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Just oh, we've all seen the videos.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Yeah, there's no way. It really is just a beautiful
testament to teamwork and trust when a bunch of guys
are just jumping on a trampoline just to launch a
guy as high as possible. So there were there was
a TV, a few TVs around the place that said
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no double jumps and in fact, double jumps can lead
to injuries, and had a cartoon of a kid breaking
his arm, and I thought, that's a little much. That's
a little much, Awson. Excuse me, what question did you
just ask? What's a double jump? So, Dawson, have you
ever jumped on a trampoline before? If not, there's still time.
But so when when two people jump on a trampoline,
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if you time it just.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Right, okay, yeah, okay, yeah that yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Yeah, you you basically just launch something. You can launch
somebody in the air.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Okay. I just never heard it called that.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Yeah. And by the way, the TV's are not wrong.
That can't be dangerous and that can lead to injury.
Boys are stupid and like in the nineties, they didn't,
you know, think about things like that.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Yeah, like we've all done that.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Yeah, I fell through. I couldn't keep my balance on
a trampoline and you know the little coils that are
holding the trampoline on the on the rail. Yeah, my
leg went right down one of those.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Well, now if you if you own a trampoline, I
think you have to have the like net around the
rim of it. That's when we were growing up. I
remember jumping off a trampoline into my friend's pool, which
was incredibly dangerous but also fucking amazing.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Trampoline to have that that net around.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
Oh, that's that true, Okay, I thought it was.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
I mean place to place, it's it's there.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
May be different like laws and stuff, but like it
is not it is not definitely not mandated. Because one
of the really popular things in like high end homes
out here is the sunken in ground trampoline. So like
basically it's on the ground level and then like all
the springs and stuff are all hidden, so you basically
walk on your from your grass directly onto a trampoline.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
For some reason, that seems more dangerous, even though it's
exactly the same amount of dangerous, right, I mean, I
guess either way, if you don't land on the spring,
you're fucked.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
So yeah, Well, so this cartoon, the kid, the kid
would fall and then it would freeze the fall, the
arm would turn into an X ray and you were
just seeing the bone snap.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Nice like those Mortal Kombat games.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
And I was just like, hm, it definitely did not
make me want to double jump, so it was effective. Ultimately,
I thought it was a little I thought it was
a little much, yeah, but just and there were just
no rules in this place. The kids were just doing
whatever they wanted. Just running around. It was just absolute chaos.
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But I was thinking, to these trampolines, Sure, they're great
for jumping. They look like they they'd be pretty good
for sleeping too. They were just like just walking on
just the right bounce, and I thought, I'm not, I haven't.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Really, we're trying to do like at night at the
Museums type of situation here where you're gonna like sneak
in and a lot of adventures and stuff.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
Trampolines are going to come to life. Don't do it.
That's well if it's anything like night at the museum.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
I thought about that, Gary, and I thought, Okay, if
these places really wanted to make money, they should do
lockouts or overnights and just have kids sleep there. But
then I thought that would be pretty crappy if you're
sleeping and some kid just double jumped ye, okay while
you're while you're sleeping. So I realize you can't really
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prevent prevent that. But trampolines are you know, if I
was like a vagabond and I was just going going
around in people's backyards like back in the day, and
I found a trampoline with a mosquito net, even better, map,
but just and I can sleep under the moonlight. You're
pretty attractive.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Did your trampoline park have anything like a little bit
unusual that we haven't talked about before, because the one
that I go to most frequently has a has the
you know, the final thing from American Ninja Warrior, the
big wall.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Oh yeah, you oh, this had rock wall. This had
a thing where you can you strap yourself on some
pulley system that you go along all these obstacles like
it was American Ninja Warrior.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Throwing.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
You know, they didn't. I'll write them a note dos
that this kid's are needed more some sort of more
wet blades and artillery, just.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Some kind of weaponry, you know.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Yeah, you're right. I'm sure they need to learn early.
I mean I didn't. I didn't learn how to throw
an axe till I was I think eight, and I
was that was really behind. Yeah, a lot on a
lot of opportunities. So I agree, I'll write them, I'll
write them a letter. But then I had it did
have all that stuff, but my kids too, so I
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didn't need to go to go to any of that.
But it was it was a good it was a
good birthday party. Just chaotic. I mean, I could not
have had worse pizza in my life. Yeah, those places
are not known for their for their food and beverage.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Matt.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
If you if you would have beaten here, you know,
I kind of want you to now. I want, yeah,
I need you to go to a place like this.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
I mean, also they I only want to hear that.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
If it's in three parts.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
I'll be sure to do that. But what I was
gonna say is if it's a place where you're just
encouraged to jump up and down, they should be serving food, period,
Like you're immediately going to throw that out, Like you
saw a kid would throw up coming out between his fingers,
probably because he ate.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Something that that's true, that could have been from their food.
I mean I almost did that, and I didn't even
I wasn't even run around. It was the cardboardiest food
I've ever had. Like my kid gave me back his
French fry because it was inedible and I was. And
then but luckily this is my nephew's birthday. They had
the ice cream cake brought from outside.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
What kind of ice cream? What kind of cake?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
I'm glad you asked, Matt, because now remember This was
picked by a newly five year old, and they're like,
we let him choose the flavors. That's what, Oh god, what, grandma?
Speaker 2 (25:44):
What was it?
Speaker 1 (25:45):
It was great? It was so. It was three different
flavors linn layers.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
First one chocolate, okay, good good start.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Pretty good start. And then are we I'm sorry, are
we doing ice cream flavors? Ice cream? Well, this is
an ice cream cake that was layered like three different
ice creams.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Okay, three different ice creams.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
And then with a with a cake part two. And
then so he picked chocolate as his first layer. Pretty solid.
Then we go to the second layer. It is white.
Oh boy, So it goes from dark brown.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
To there's no way a kid chowse coconut, stupid.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
He chose white chocolate. So from chocolate to white chocolate.
And then the third flavor, the third layer he chose.
He chose chocolate again. And then and then for the
cake part, he picked chocolates, very chocolate ice cream cake.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
I would eat All those flavors go together.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
At least they do. They do. They didn't mix too
much chocolate, and it seems.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
I feel like this actually is very advanced of him
to include the white chocolate. He could have just gone
triple chocolate. But he why didn't his gullet he understood
we needed a couple of different notes here.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Why did he get a three layer cake? No, he
could have just done too though.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Yeah, you know, some people just want to watch the
world burn and a diabolic But you're right, Matt. White
chocolate is an advanced flavor. Absolutely, it is an advanced flavor.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
But like that's so advanced that I'm wondering if somebody
didn't put their foot down and say, no, we cannot
do five layers of chocolate, like where there has to
be some variation in here.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
It White chocolate is an advanced flavor in the sense
that like it's only it's only really made for people
between seventeen and twenty seven, Just that what does that
mean that range? Because you do it, could you think, oh,
I'm refined, I'll leave white chocolate, and then after about
(27:55):
twenty two you're like, yeah, white chocolate sucks.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
White chocolate chocolate, I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Yeah, of course you.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
And me, so soup, Like, I mean, first of all,
let's not done.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Yeah, there's no reason for white.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
White chocolate is just a thing like oh, I like
another kind of chocolate that's not widely known or widely loved,
and it's white. But if you sobberry when it's stobbery,
it's not yess. If you actually just tasted white chocolate, Matt,
close your eyes and tasted it, you would.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Not be the entire time I've been.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Compare there's other kinds of chocolate.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
You know what underrated white chocolate was Hershey's did the
cookies and cream bars, and it was white chocolate with
like little Oreo cookie crumbles inside of it. If you
ever get your fingers on that on a Halloween night,
you're gonna be the coolest kid in town.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Would bet it would have been better if it was
dark chocolate or milk chocolate did not have to go white.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
I I'm gonna go on a limb here. I think
I might like white chocolate more than.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
That's not sure that that's it.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
I want it.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
I want it on record.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
I guess now that I think about it, I guess
it is the third. White chocolate would be the third
on my list. I would take chocolate, dark chocolate, and
then white chocolate. But I still think that it's a strong,
a strong finish, though.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I feel like Gary's pregnan zone is rubbing off on
me because I am feeling so much rage right now,
I'm so upset.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Well, it's not gonna be ruby chocolate. We're not gonna
put that on the top three.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
The fuck is ruby chocolate? Fuck is ruby?
Speaker 4 (29:31):
Alright, do some research and then come back to me.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Read a book. Ruby chocolate?
Speaker 4 (29:42):
Yeah, dude, all right, welcome to twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Sounds like it sounds like a nineties R and B singer. Okay,
ruby chocolate.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
That's pretty good, dude.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
All right, I'm not gonna explain it. I'm gonna let
Google Google explain it be because you.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Don't even know you made it up.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
It is the fourth type of chocolate, notable for its
natural pink color and fruity, slightly tart flavor that resembles berries.
I've had it before, but I'm a gentleman.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
What does that mean?
Speaker 4 (30:19):
It means you, you deranged peasants.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
I've never snobbery exists, even more so snobberish at me
a peasant?
Speaker 4 (30:34):
No, not you. You're on steroids. You're You're cool.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Don't want to make him angry.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Yeah, ruby chocolate is real. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Yeah, I don't. I am curious. I would love to
try it now.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
I mean it's pretty good. It's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
As a guy who worked at the melting pot, it's
blowing my mind.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
There's a fourth chocolate, dude, the fourth chocolate. It should
open up for ruby chocolate. Okay, well maybe there's a
lot there's all this genre, a lot of room in here.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Well yeah, all right, but you know she.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Maybe maybe the fourth chocolate is her backing band.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
Give me what did what did you looking up?
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Ruby chocolate was introduced to the market in twenty seventeen.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Why are you talking about the sort of before?
Speaker 4 (31:28):
So it's been for almost a decade. Okay, cool, Okay, emever,
COVID that was after ruby chocolate.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (31:42):
That's just snobbery?
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Matt, Yeah, ruby child.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
Let's make a Facebook poll.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Twenty seventeen. Yes, Matt, Facebook pole, because you can make it.
Go for it.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
I would like to try ruby chocolate, but I'm not
going to tell anybody about it.
Speaker 4 (31:59):
Yeah, I brought it up.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Person would tell people all about his ruby chocolate days.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
Well, so, Matt, is what you're saying that you want
Chris to go back to this five year old and go, hey,
dumb ship, why didn't you add ruby chocolate?
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Right?
Speaker 4 (32:14):
I thought that would have been an even more advanced
take on the ice cream cake. I'm glad you brought
a full circle. I just want to say, for the record,
I only brought up ruby chocolate to say that it
does not belong in the top three. You guys were
just fucking minds are blown that it even existed. I'm
not saying it's a superior chocolate snob.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Well, speaking of.
Speaker 4 (32:34):
I did call you guys, then I apologize a little bit.
I'm on steroids right now here.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
We all have had some. We're all kind of raging
a little bit. Speaking of speaking of new chocolates, though,
there is there is a new chocolate that has taken
the world by storm. I'm seeing it everywhere. Yeah, it's
akin to what pretzel bread was for a minute and
then Pokey Fish Place hot chicken sandwiches. Now we are
(33:09):
in the era of Dubai chocolate. Das, are you familiar
with this? Have you seen?
Speaker 3 (33:15):
No?
Speaker 2 (33:16):
But is that is it from Dubai?
Speaker 3 (33:20):
That's yeah, unclear, Okay, reportedly it is. There's quite a
bit of it. That's popped up recently, and I'm mola sauce.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
I don't know what kind of chocolate is on the
outside of it. It might be ruby, but it's it's
it's chocolate, and then inside is like a pistachio mix.
So it's like brown chocolate. When you bite in it,
it's like this bright green crunch in the middle. It's
actually quite delightful.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
It's amazing.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Oh, Matt, Matt's into it, kidding me.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
Yeah, so I'm so into it. Oddly enough, a sushi
restaurant that you've gone to a couple of times they
have a Dubai chocolate dessert and so it's incredible.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Is it like a bar a moose putting?
Speaker 4 (34:11):
It's it's like a bark.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Yeah good.
Speaker 4 (34:18):
I don't know, a great combination of flavors and uh,
you know, if it's done the right way. I guess
it's just like a texture almost that people get into.
I mean, I've had it a couple of times in
a couple of different forms, and it's always been delicious.
It's really.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
So snobbish, Yeah, I remember, I Yeah, I had it
a few times. It's good. I think I think Bill
Burr recommended it.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Try it I've never had it topical carriers.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
I was kidding, Well, if you ever see it, Dawson
like Dubai.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
There and we did it, and we did That was
the you're welcome audience.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
That did you do a flat park?
Speaker 2 (35:07):
No?
Speaker 1 (35:09):
I took three, little, I took three and they kicked
me out. Must like some silent alarm that just alerted
the employees there to come get me off that thing
before before I break the entire structure. So I wasn't.
I haven't eaten since. But other than that, I have
no issue with with what with what happened there. But
(35:33):
I don't know. They make it like reminded me of
the back in the day. You remember Discovery Zone. Yes, absolutely,
that was dos. There was a place called Discovery We.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Had an exploratorium, the same thing, probably the same thing.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Discovery Zone sounds like exploratorium, like they sound like this
down here. Okay, maybe they're a little different. No, this
thing was a pyramid. If any if any shaped us,
it was a It was just like it was just
a play area and indoor playground with a ball pit,
things you could climb, obstacles. Everything was just basically, yes,
(36:11):
get out of a bouncy house and mats and and
just crashing. Yeah, this was this was all physical and
this is where we would have our birthday parties growing up,
or go to birthday parties and just just have fun,
just jumping off things and crashing into each other and
playing and just getting physical. And have you been to
(36:32):
the toddler versions that they have of this? No, I've well,
oh I have, actually I have, there's one. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
But but Discovery Zone was like an institution for me
growing up. So comparing this place where I just went
to trampoline park with the arcade to Discovery Zone, it
just made me a just made me yearn for the
days of yore. It made you feel like we used
to live in a country. Like I don't remember everything
in my Discovery Zone being as sticky as it was
(37:01):
at the Trampline Park. Everything just felt gross and sticky.
I'm like, I think we were pretty clean. We were
not we thought we were. Yeah, I'm pretty sure my
memories of that ballpit were just pristine, Like I think
they individually cleaned the balls every night.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
No, yeah, you should ask your mom for her recollection.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
My mom never took us anywhere with a ballpit. She
was like, you know, I'm not fucking letting you in
that fucking ballpit kids ship in there.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Yeah, I mean that did happen, but it wasn't didn't
feel like gross like it just feel weird and you
shouldn't be you should you should make fun of the
kid who did it. I mean, he just did maybe
took some pregnizone or something.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
I remember crawling through the cheese chuck E cheese and
then they had the cheese maize. You could crawl through.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
A cheesemaze and chuck E. I don't remember. Oh that
sounds nice though.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
And I guess when chuck E Cheese first started then.
But yeah, and I'm crawling through the cheese and some
kid puked in there. Oh smell so fucking bad. Well
and just like the smell of puke and carpet and cheese. Yeah,
we circle.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
They not only do not have the cheese maize anymore,
nor do they have the animatronic singing animals that they
had for a million years while we were kids. But
what they've actually started to do now is install a
little corner of the trucky cheese is now just like
the trampoline park.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Chris was talking about So.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
Now you can do the trampoline park at Cheese Wow.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Well, I was thinking of that Cheese Maze. I don't
really remember doing the Cheese Maze, but either do I
I wish, I wish uh Willy Wonka, Matt, you probably
backed me here. We all we've all seen Willy Wonka
and this wonderful factor. We can just bite into your
coffee mug and have a nice little treat after sipping
your tea. Absolutely looks delicious when you can just eatuff.
(38:56):
You're not supposed to want a savory Willy Wonka. I
need a savory version. I need some guy just doing
savory stuff. So I go there first and then I
head over to Wonka's place after. Just do a little
do a little bus tour, just.
Speaker 4 (39:10):
Like a walk around living chakouterie.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Yeah, yeah, first there's one that's just made up. Yeah,
like the first room, just like finger foods. Just something,
just a little bites.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
It's got like pepper and cini, but they're the best
pepper and Gini in the world.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
That's right, and just take bites out of anything.
Speaker 4 (39:26):
Unfortunately, people are still being eliminated one at a time
from your group and in the meat factory. It's a
bit more of a slaughter than the chocolate.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
Fact. Yeah, I would probably get kicked out of the Presuto.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Yeah, we're they're motes made out of gravy.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Oh so good.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
They have like really really tall guys. You go around
and singing.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
It's good.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
It's a little it's a little bit opposite. Yeah, But
I think we need a savory Wonka as well.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Wovory Wonka I want, Yeah, I want.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
To go into a room that's made out of a
chicken pop pie.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
You know that the sweet Wonka isn't real though, right,
I'm sorry what I mean? So you want another one?
Speaker 4 (40:05):
Yeah? There have been several documentaries about the man Dass.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
I'd be I tread lightly. We are all on Rooyd's
right now.
Speaker 4 (40:12):
Okay, Okay, you're saying that the candy he made it fake,
But I've seen it.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
I've seen.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
Label mad nerds.
Speaker 4 (40:23):
He made nerds.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
There's no left twicks and right twigs. That's real.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
That's real.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
The right one tastes better, right, you know what I
was laughing at the other day.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
It was a couple of years ago, but I watched
step Brothers for like the ninetieth time and for the
first time I noticed that. Uh, the guy that was
in Boogie Knights, I can't think of his name, says, yeah,
I saw you. I know you played my drums because
(41:00):
the left drum stick has it has a chip in it.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
If you know, you know no such thing.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
This is a left drum stick.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
He knew. He was obviously correct. So who knows there
might be for the real drummers, know, the real real
hardcore drummers, they'll know what they'll know what stick they're hitting.
But I think I had my first ruby chocolate at
Walker's Factory factory, so maybe twenty seventeen. God I think
came and went. You're still still.
Speaker 4 (41:33):
Around, dude, still around? I had some last year.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
All right, all right, before we before we get out
of here, want we do a few comments and then
we'll start Patreon who All right, actually, before we get
into comments and I just played the intro and everything,
(42:00):
I just want to once again just commend Matt. He
schedules this show. It is not easy to schedule this show.
So that's why Especial Today today was whatever that that
challenge in Star Trek is that's an impossible that really
is just like a trick to being an impossible task.
That kind of was when Matt was put up against today.
He still managed to get four of us here. But
(42:20):
what Matt did was he shared a screenshot of how
he schedules the show, or at least I hope he
schedules the show. And it was I hope every week
he's done on Excel. Yes, it was an Excel spreadsheet.
Now back in the Corolla days, Okay, I am like,
if you think I'm geographically illiterate when it comes to spreadsheets,
I couldn't. I couldn't be worse, and I I am
(42:42):
getting to the age we talked about my upcoming midlife
crisis where looking at a spreadsheet now makes me happy.
It brings me joy. The organization, just the the cells,
the cells when they're done well and life cells, Yeah,
they feel it just feels good. Yeah, when they're done well.
When they're leg they're done poorly, they can elicit rage.
Speaker 4 (43:05):
That's true, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
I mean I used to use it every week. We
used to do the Ron Tomatoes game with an Excel
sheet to keep score. We're never wrong with that. And
whenever I needed anything done on Excel, Matt would I
would just send it over to Matt and he would
he would hit me with those formulas and you send
it back because I didn't know what was happening, but
(43:26):
I just told him what I wanted. He was like, well,
he was like a tailor, just like, this is what
I want. Can you make it for me? This is
the dress I want, and you go yes, Cindarelli, and
he would give me the dress of my dreams.
Speaker 4 (43:38):
I was the chevy rat in case you're trying to
realize that, I to be fair. Before I worked for Corolla,
I worked in finance at a couple of different film studios.
I'm just going to brush that off my shoulder real quick.
But because of those finance jobs, I had a foundation
of like having to use those spreadsheets. So that was
(43:58):
the reason. That was the only reason that I know
how to do any of that stuff.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
But when you send me that screens, I just it
just looks so good. I was like, damn, I love
I love a good a good spreadsheet. So do you
do you do that every week? Or was that just no?
Speaker 4 (44:10):
It was just an especially difficult week when it was
like cause basically pulling the curtain back, like I'll just
email the group and ask everyone's of als are and
generally it's pretty easy to find an overlapping day, but
pretty much each person had a very unique schedule this week,
so I couldn't even figure it out without mapping it out. Yeah, anyway,
we're all here, that's the good news.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
And uh and I will and spreadsheets are just looking
more and more attractive to me every day. Like my
wife goes to bachelorett parties and there's a lot the
way girls playing trips versus guys is so much different.
I actually appreciate how organized they are. Like there's always
like one girl who makes in itinerary and makes a
spreadsheet of like everything they're doing. Like that's pretty that's
(44:51):
pretty awesome. So I love me a good spreadsheet. In fact,
everybody just post you, post me some of your favorite spreadsheets.
I want to see him. This makes me happen. Let's
we're all going to be with a freaking the sheets.
I want I want to see.
Speaker 4 (45:06):
I want to see that.
Speaker 2 (45:10):
That's a red flag. I wonder if you told Jen
about if Jen knew about this before she married.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
I mean, I don't if we're talking about pulling the
curtain back. There there are nice wed there are there
are nights where you know she'll slip into something a
little more comfortable and it's a print doubt of spreadsheet. Yeah,
just gets me going every time. All right, so thank you, Matt. Okay,
let's go to our Facebook group first. If you're not
(45:36):
a member of this Facebook group, go to open up
your internet browser, go to Facebook dot com slash group
slash Boba Boy Army Worldwide LLC, and uh answer you questions.
We might let you in my favorite place on the net.
Donald Powell writes, mm hmm. This is controversial already, Donald Powell,
(45:56):
we like Donald for now.
Speaker 4 (45:58):
Absolutely Yeah, like all our fans.
Speaker 3 (46:00):
What happened to what happened to Casual Don though, who
we were friends with?
Speaker 1 (46:06):
I don't know. I don't know. Let's find out what
Donald Powell has to say. He says, I hate bread bulls. Wow, yeah,
he says, I said it. I can't stand soggy bread,
which is what you get when you put soup and
bread together.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
To toast the bread first. That's correct, only fucking way
you can do it. But still, I'm still with Donald
all the way.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
This is a white hot take Donald. And then he
continues he really leans in here. He says I also
hate the creuton on French onion soup for the same reason.
What you take a perfectly beautiful that's crying. You take
a perfectly beautiful piece of toast and turn it into
a soggy, slimy blob. No, thank you, Okay, Donald? I actually, guys,
(46:56):
I regret reading that. I forgot Gary's on medication right now.
Just gonna let him, let him?
Speaker 2 (47:01):
Yeah, brilliant rage. Wow, I'm with you, Donald.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
I don't want to go full Arizona equipment manager on
this nice listener, so I'm just gonna choose not to speak.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
Wow. Silence is deafening.
Speaker 4 (47:19):
I'm just saying. There have been very few advancements in
the world of bull making. Like pretty much the bulls
that we have today they look like the same bulls
that the cavemen had. But some brilliant person, much in
line with your Willy Wonka having your afternoon tea and
then eating it too, came up with this incredible concept.
(47:40):
What if the receptacle was also edible?
Speaker 1 (47:44):
Wow the trash can there? You throw away?
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Only only a taco salad? Yeah? That one that's perfect.
Speaker 4 (47:53):
Another fabulous, fabulous edible.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
The bread bowl was of edible experiment somehow six sessful,
but failed as a bowl and failed as bread.
Speaker 4 (48:06):
All right, I think part of the problem is that
you're doing it wrong. On Dawson. You cannot eat the
side of the bowl while there's still food in it,
because then, as you know it will then I'll leak
out the sides. And I know you told me that
off Mike, that that was what you did, and I
just want you to know that I disagreed with that
way of doing it. I don't think I think that
is why you don't like the bread Bull, because you're
eating the side.
Speaker 3 (48:26):
Of the bowl.
Speaker 2 (48:28):
No. See, I love the bread and I love the
chowder well, but putting them together diminishes them both.
Speaker 1 (48:37):
Matt, what is have you done that for? Shade best plate?
Speaker 4 (48:41):
You can eat edible edible utensils.
Speaker 1 (48:45):
Because remember I had a straw that I had to eat.
I mean the restaurants where they give you the menu
and then like after you're done reading it and take
a bite.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
Yeah, dude, chips are edible receptacles or whatever.
Speaker 4 (48:58):
The word do.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
The Freedo scoops get enough love.
Speaker 2 (49:03):
Scoops are my number one go to chips, Dude, Freedo
scoops all the way. They're like spoons.
Speaker 4 (49:10):
Do you ever put soup in it?
Speaker 3 (49:12):
Like?
Speaker 4 (49:12):
Actually use this?
Speaker 2 (49:13):
Yeah? Okayala is a is a kind of soup.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
Do just sip on some Miso.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
Scoops, Man, Freedo scoops are pretty badass, dude, Good shout out,
Chris Well.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
Donald Powell is not a very popular guy in the
cloments after.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
That, everyone's on him. Huh. Yeah, you guys are all wrong. Though,
you guys are all wrong. Just get your bread next
to the soup. You can eat them at the same time.
You don't lose soup in the bread. You don't lose
bread to the soup.
Speaker 1 (49:46):
Yeah, but you can't eat your bowl at the end, bro.
Speaker 4 (49:49):
Yeah, there's nothing better than cleaning out the all of
the soup and then you just have that delicious, like
soaked up bread. It's still got the crisp on the outside,
still toasty on the outside. It's it's basically like just
peeling off soup crackers. Oh my god, so good.
Speaker 3 (50:05):
But you do have to eat it quickly because if
you are a slow eater and you let it get
too soggy. I agree, then that's a problem. But like,
just don't take three hours to eat your soup. Eat
your soup like a man.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
Takes three hours to eat soup.
Speaker 3 (50:19):
This guy's saying that his fucking bread bulls too, So
you like, eat your soup faster, motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (50:23):
Yeah, Donald will see that's what the rage we're talking about.
This is don't don't Donald, We love you, we love
you leaving comments. This is Gary's medication talk.
Speaker 3 (50:33):
I mean, I didn't try to stay silent, but like
you guys have talking about this like what's gonna something's
gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (50:42):
Wow, all right, let's go to another one. Let's go
Let's get Gary. Let's get Garry off this before it's
too late. All right, let's go do our Oh, let's
do one for our patron patron dot complash water coolers
where you go for the those five bucks a month,
you get an next episode a week, add free episodes,
opportunities for movie clubs, meet up, all the above. Let's
(51:02):
see here, Don Powell. Wait, I just talked, just talked
over here. Yeah, his casually that's where cash.
Speaker 4 (51:11):
By the way, thank you for your support, Don.
Speaker 1 (51:13):
Yeah, he gives a cocktail. He gives a cocktail. Wrecked.
But we got to read some other colments done. We
appreciate you, but I can't do. I can't do to
Don pell what happened to Donald Powell? Gary still here.
Ryan Broberts says, I work for a scot And reggae
music festival and we have crowdsurfed a guy in a
(51:34):
wheelchair two times over the years. It's serve racking, but
it looks nice. Yeah, I appreciate that's going. I've seen
a video of cool.
Speaker 4 (51:45):
I just Scott posted in our Facebook group. There's a video.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
I think, Yeah, you can't. You can't drop the person
in the wheelchair, So that's cool. It's actually heavy too,
so good on ya. Let's see here.
Speaker 4 (51:56):
Actually, now that I think about it, you're way less
likely to get dropped. Like to me, that's one of
the perils of crowdsurfing is that eventually people are just
gonna fucking give up and then you're just going to
drop to the floor. But being in a wheelchair, no
one's going to do that to you. So what I'm
saying is, if you're going to CrowdSurf, you should be
in a wheelchair, is what I'm trying to say. It's
the safest way to do it.
Speaker 1 (52:16):
I think I think just going to thank you.
Speaker 3 (52:19):
For going with me showing up to the concert pushing
a wheelchair.
Speaker 4 (52:25):
Trust me, guys, it's gonna come in handy later.
Speaker 1 (52:27):
Going to a rock concert like that with mash bitz
and crowdsurfing. I mean, it's it's the poor man's astronaut test.
You're really just going in circles a bunch.
Speaker 2 (52:35):
Or what's the rich man's astronaut test?
Speaker 1 (52:37):
Going to space astronaut go having Jeff and Bezos owning Amazon.
So Casey Peters says, oh, he has a quote he
loved quote. Remember when I had eight grand Now I
got this thing on my wall and he says, dust,
that may have been the funniest thing you've ever said.
(52:58):
It was pretty fun. Kathy B says this goldfish conversation
has made me laugh more than I have in ages. Chris,
please keep it alive, Kathy Bee, the talk or the fish?
Imagine well I imagine the fish to keep the talk alive.
(53:19):
And the fish is still alive. So we're we are good,
live and kicking in the Facebook group. Back to the
Facebook group real quick, Matt, just want to let you
know a lot of people. Does the fish have a
new home.
Speaker 4 (53:32):
Not yet.
Speaker 1 (53:33):
I am working on it.
Speaker 4 (53:36):
Does work.
Speaker 1 (53:38):
I'm wondering how many gas like it? Don't want an
eight gown? Do I need a ten down? You're wondering
a ten gallon? Is you can put a five gallon
comfortably on your kitchen sink. That's exactly where I put
(53:59):
it too. That's so funny.
Speaker 2 (54:00):
I believe I had a twenty gallon and that's like
nightstand size. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (54:06):
You know, well, because this thing is going to be
a part of the house, there's it's going to be now,
it's going to be like basically a piece of furniture.
We want to make sure that it has the right look,
the right size, the right placement. And there's a lot
of there's a lot of options, but it is on
my list to go and get get a nice home
(54:26):
for the for the little guy, but he's still alive.
Jordan Anderson says next week I'll be going to a
chiropractor Thursday and amash pit Friday. Getting old is weird?
Oh he wants to go into space and oh and sorry.
At the Facebook group, Matt, a lot of people chiming
in on the ratio for PB and J and not
one person is saying it's fifty to fifty. I know,
(54:48):
so I just you know, I just had to rub
that in a little bit.
Speaker 4 (54:54):
I guess I just never it's still I guess I'm wrong.
I have to just have to take it. It's just
excusing me. I'll put less again. Let me pick one.
Speaker 3 (55:10):
Fifty fifty for life, and you're just gonna as you're
making it just be like fuck those people.
Speaker 1 (55:15):
All right, well those are our comments everybody. Thank you
for writing and we appreciate you. Thank you all righty,
why do we good job? Yes, good job to all.
Why don't we go round Thernwell? Yeah, yeah, thank you, Donald?
Why don't go around the horn to get our plugs in?
And then we'll gtf O gurow Patreon, Matt, where who
(55:37):
go for you?
Speaker 4 (55:40):
Please check out patreon dot com. Slash water Cooler. Calon's
not here this week, but we should point out it
was his pick for movie club and we are going
to be discussing Collateral, which I should tell you guys,
we've done over fifty movies at this point. First time
we dine a Tom Cruise movie. First time Tom popping
up in our movie club, So I know, I know
it's wild a lot to discuss Patreon dot com slash
(56:04):
water Cooler.
Speaker 1 (56:06):
I don't. Yeah, it is weird, but maybe because they're
not a ton of Tom Cruise movies on Netflix. Maybe
it's just uh, you know he's a parent. But yes,
collateral everybody watching, let's talk about it. Gary, What about you?
Speaker 2 (56:22):
Uh h uh?
Speaker 3 (56:26):
Follow Wriggles Picks uh anywhere you know you where you
get podcasts or on YouTube. It's a very funny show
with Rob Wriggle and his co host and they have
on different celebrities and basically spend time making fun of me.
Speaker 1 (56:36):
So, uh, if you like me being the butt of
a joke, there you go. Good show. Well, well we
all certainly do, but we just love hear more Gary regardless.
So Wriggles Picks, I mean Rob Wriggle legend all right, dahs.
Speaker 4 (56:49):
So but you.
Speaker 2 (56:51):
Fredo's Scoops to deserve your attention. It's a really great
chip and it it also doubles as a bowl.
Speaker 1 (57:03):
And it's a bowl, it's a spoon. It could be
whatever you want to be, could be a hat for
your Yeah, you could do whatever you want.
Speaker 2 (57:10):
So and then you can come and see me in
Las Vegas December fourth through seventh at Delirious.
Speaker 1 (57:20):
All right, Delirious.
Speaker 2 (57:22):
Comedy Club in the Silver seven Casino.
Speaker 1 (57:25):
Boom Dawson's gonna LVY. And then as for me, yeah,
scoops are great. In fact, lacer's a marketing tip, how
do you scoop? And then just have everybody jump in
with what they scoop and how they scoop things and
what they use it for because there's a ton of options.
And yeah, check out our Patreon. I'm playing at Marina
(57:45):
Wine the first Saturday of every month. And yeah, I
think that's it. So thanks again everybody for listening. We
appreciate you. We'll see you later this week for Patreon.
We love you so much. Goodbye, Propel the overmop prostro
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