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The guys chat about Harry Potter, moviegoing, and burger ingredientsWoof Woof!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Hello, Welcome to Watercolor, the home of an awkward silence
and uncomfortable pauses, and as you can tell already, no mouthlicks.
I'm Gary Smith and with me today are my former
Corolla digital buds and ongoing buds in general and life,
Matt Fondelier in Austin, Texas, a brother, and Kaylen being

(00:37):
in Long Beach, California.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
What's going on? What's up, Kaylen? Well, it was my
daughter's graduation today.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
I saw a wow, big deal.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, first graduate. Well first, that's.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
The first person in your family to graduate from kindergarten
from preschool.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
I saw a clip on Instagram, full cap and gown.
I have to say that that's seven years ago. I
would have judged that a lot more than I do now.
I found it to be adorable, but I can just
imagine a thirty two year old Gary telling you are
the theoretical parent of this full cap and you, kindergartener,
to calm the fuck down. But you know it's different now,

(01:17):
we grow, we evolve, and I thought it was really
really cute.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
It was it was cute. I thought it was going
to be quicker, I thought it was going to be simpler,
but it ended up. You know, it was kind of
like a whole production that they did. And yeah, they
have a valedictorian from the preschool. No, they handed out
individual awards, so like the Kindness award goes to this
person and the hard working award goes to that person.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Got each person got award ambition, ambition. Yeah nice, I'd
rather I'd take that one over some of the other
ones you listed.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yeah, fuck kindness, it needs that shit.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Wow, I'm just saying. You know, when I when I
played that Hogwarts game, you get to like the sorting hat.
You got to choose, you know, what your traits are,
and that'll decide what how you get sorted into. And
ambition was one of the options that I picked it.
And I was a fucking Slytherin. So be careful, dude.
Just ambition. With great power comes great responsibility, you know

(02:12):
what I mean? Uh?

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Huh exactly.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Now you bring up Harry Potter, Matt and that I
wasn't planning on talking about this, But how do we
feel about the HBO taking over uh, Harry Potter and
completely redoing them? Are we excited about this? Are we?

Speaker 3 (02:27):
It?

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Is it enough already? Have you guys seen any of
the casting movies.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, I guess I am kind of excited for it.
I mean, the whole Harry Potter. It's a like a flawless,
just series group of movies. It's great, it's fantastic. Then
they fucked up the you know, the Beasts of fucking
Nowhere or whatever that one's called it, Eddie red Man.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Fantastic.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
I mean, the first one was I thought, I remember
the first one was pretty good, and then they just
tanked the other two. But it's like, you know, this,
it's a franchise that just has to go on. It
has to go on, and they got to keep doing it.
So it's like, I don't mind it. I'm I'm down
for more Harry Potter stuff and I don't know, so
I am. I'm okay with it. I'm cool with it.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
I'm actually into it because you're right, it is a
flawless you said set of movies, which okay, but like
to back it up, it's a flawless set of books.
And the books you know I didn't read those, Well
I know you didn't, but I'm I'm going to tell
you as someone who did, as someone who did, and
someone who was so into that series as they were

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coming out that I can think of two different cities
at least that were not the cities I lived in
where I waited in line for a midnight release of
that book, and one of them was in London. As
a matter of fact, Matt, Wow, did you know that.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
What a NERD's amazing?

Speaker 1 (03:43):
I was the biggest nerd And my father likes to
clip every now and then that those are the only
books I've ever read, which is fucking rude and untrue.
But I've read a Jack Ryan book. I've read all
the uh his name escapes me. But Ben, the guy
who wrote twenty one and all those books, I love
that guy. Those books are so easier read. I've read

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all those. But yeah, the books, Kaylin, are amazing, and
as good as the movies are, there's a lot of
meat left on the bone because to do a you know,
as we got into the later books, they were all
over five hundred pages, so to fit that into two
and a half or three hours, you're leaving a lot
on the table. So I'm excited about the fact.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
My mom was very into the books, and we would
always go see the new Harry Potter movies that came
out you know, once a year they'd come out and
she was always so happy with them, and you know,
it seemed like an adaptation done right. Obviously you're going
to have to leave stuff out, but that being said,
it seems like just a great adaptation they did.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
I agree.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Content or material.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
I agree. And if this was you know, the USA
Network trying to redo these, I would be very scared
about this. But because it's HBO, I think that given
the fact that I don't know if you guys have
heard this, but the way that hbos is can to
do it is each season is going to be a
book and I don't know. Yeah, so they're going to go.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
It be about three seasons till something cool happens.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Oh no, no, no, how dare you? How dare you?
The first book is very cool? How dare you?

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Yeah? The first one's good. They're just they're like little
kids in the beginning though. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
You remember that chess scene though, where they're playing chess
and the nights are each other, right, No, that's Sorcerer's
Stone baby. Yeah, that was a fun scene. That's in
the first one for sure.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
But you know, I think that I think they're going
to be able to really dive into the source material
a lot more, given that they're going to get ten,
you know, roughly hour long episodes in which to do it.
So I'm excited.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
And also, you know, they got that play that's been
going around forever. At this point, I have not seen
the stage play, but I read it.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
I read it all.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
I have heard that they're going to make that into
a movie. And at this point, the original actors are
old enough enough time has passed between those movies and
when this movie would take place. You know, it's about
like Harry Potter's kids, So I would like to see
that that. I think would actually be a little bit
more excited for the HBO thing. I mean, you're right, Gary,

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it's the right it's the right people to produce it.
I don't know, if you guys watch the Harry Potter
Baking Show HBO, Max, I'll miss a legit. Well, if
you want some more Harry Potter content.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Not exactly pop it up from my algor rhythm, but
god blast, Matt. I agree. I think that I think
that that inevitably will become a movie. I think that
each one of those actors is going to get paid
a billion dollars because they can pretty much demand whatever
they want. And I think that that will be wildly
successful because all the people who love those movies as

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a kid will absolutely show up to see that movie
if they get all the same casts in it, And
I think it's going to be great. But you know,
I've seen some of the casting for the show and
it looks I'm optimistic. They've been doing some solid casting.
John Lithgow as as Dumbledore of Memory, So.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Is that a right solid?

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Solid?

Speaker 3 (07:03):
The nick h Nick Frost is that his name from Sean?

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Yeah, uh huh, I'm playing Hagrid. Yeah, I'm into it.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
I feel it.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
The kids they picked are cute, you know. I think
I think it's it's got potential. So all right, well
that's enough Harry Potter talk for today.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
I yeh, I just gonna say we put that into
the lineup, and Dawson was like.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Fuck, yeah, that's that's where Dawson is.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
No.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Dawson and Chris had Chris is traveling and Dawson he
didn't really specify. He just said he was probably out
this week. So, uh, they'll be missed, but they'll be
back next week and we look forward to being being
back with him. But uh, until then, what do you
guys want to talk about? Matt said he had some
to ds. I got a fan who specifically requested a
tech talk, which I think is warranted, So I can
do that at some point. Where are we going here?

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Well, uh, we were talking off fair that went and
saw a mission impossible. Today you did went to Uh,
I went to a mall and there are a lot
of people at the mall, and I'm a little bit bad.
I'm very glad that the mall business is thriving, but
I really felt like by this point, with the amount

(08:08):
of internet shopping, free shipping, you know, you get the
thing exactly what you want. Who goes to shops and browses?

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Now? Are you guys?

Speaker 2 (08:18):
You guys go? I mean you guys.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
There are a lot of families there, so maybe that's
just something to do with your kids. It is of kids,
so I don't think about that.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
It is, But there's also an immediate, you know, fulfillment
aspect to it. If you don't want to wait even
the day that Amazon takes to ship you your thing,
if you want to go get it right now. There's
there's that aspect.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
And also I don't unless it's like a cable or something.
I prefer. If it's like clothing, I prefer to go
into a store. And yeah I should on I agree,
because if I order something out line, Yeah, if I
order something online that comes and it's just not quite right,
I'm not going to send it back. I know, I'm
not going to send it back. I'm just going to
like put it to the oh yeah, maybe I will
wear this for you know how, and then I end

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up don't doing it. So yeah, I prefer to go
in store for things like that.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Yeah, And there is I think a social aspect to it.
I think a lot of kids go and hang out
at malls still, even though that seems, you know, something
like something that might have died with our generation, but
from from my experience is going to the malls near me,
there does seem to be a lot of teenagers kind
of just hanging out and bopping around, so I think
they're absolutely.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Yeah, it was like that today. I went to an AMC.
It was like a two fifteen showing, and I was
by myself because my wife has absolutely no interest in
this series. So I asked some friends that no one
was available, and I said, you know, what I got
to make sure that I see this in imax. You know,
it's not a true IMAX in the sense that it's

(09:43):
not like a you know, eight story screen, but it's
shaped in a way where they can project the IMAX
format on it. I'm assuming that's how you guys saw
it as well, unless you guys happen to have a
legit imax like we.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Saw in New like we saw in a large for
it's called a large format theater. Okay, so so it
was bigger than bigger than normal, and we probably got
most of the IMAX experience on a smaller screen.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Now. I haven't been to an AMC in a while,
but the reputation is that there are always a shit
ton of commercials and so many trailers. And my relationship
with trailers has changed a lot over the years. As
you guys know, I will close my eyes, put my ears.
I want no part in it.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
So to me, let's look like such a psycho doing
that alone. At least, if you have someone sitting next
to you, there's like some context for like, right, he's
normal enough that someone will sit next to him for
three hours. But when you're alone, you just look like
you're fucking losing it.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Well, you know, thankfully it was not a very full theater.
There were not anybody on either side of me. But
I'm jumping ahead because what I wanted to say is that, uh,
you know, the AMC's they got the bars now. So
I'm gonna go see a fucking matinee. I'm having some
fucking beer while I go watch this movie. And I
get my ticket scanned and I asked the like twelve

(11:03):
year old behind the counter, where's the bar, which is hilarious,
and he said it's around the corner, but it's closed,
doesn't open until three. And then I said I'll be
right back, and I left the movie theater and I
was like, because I'm not getting to I mean, I
was there twenty five thirty minutes or probably twenty minutes early,
twenty minutes early.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
I mean we got there I think like five minutes
after the start time quote unquote of the movie, and
there was at least I mean, I sat through at
least five trailers, one of which was pretty awesome. In
the IMAX experience, I went in Gary.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
And Smurf's movie. I know I saw it too.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Gary and Chris went to go get a drink and
I was like, I'm gonna go sit down, and I
walked it right as the F one trailer was playing
in the big Imax.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Kale and you want to go see that?

Speaker 2 (11:49):
You fucked up?

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Do you want to go see that in Imax?

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Yeah, that's a movie I would fucking.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
All right, Yeah, well I am. I am going to
see that. I was planning on seeing it alone because
I didn't think I was going to find anyone who
wanted to see it. But I haven't Imax right by me.
So if you want to come here, or if you
find an Imax near you, I'll come to you. Let's
go see F one together.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
Cool?

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Cool, I'll be that Matt.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
You're invited. Don't worry. We'll leave you on the chain
when we're fucking planning the movie. Don't worry about it.
You'll stay on the chain.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
F one and twenty eight years later or two. I mean,
I feel like I'm getting a little bit back into
the movie experience now. I mean, I'm sure you're not
as interested in that so much, but I'm probably going
to see that one by myself. But just the fact
that there are multiple movies now that I'm like, I
want to go to the feed or to see that.
Motherfuckers good. It's good feeling, it is.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
And quite frankly, if F one doesn't do well, and
by well, I mean it needs to make seven or
eight hundred million dollars, then Apple's going to stop doing
theatrical movies. And so I think it's really important that
we go see that. So you know, it's a public
service we're contributing to the entertainment industry.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
Well, speaking of public services, if I can circle back here,
movie theater bar not open.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Hold on, So now hold on, I got to figure
out what to do. Hold on, no, Matt, because your
logic here doesn't make sense. I said, why the fuck
would you up to a movie twenty minutes early? And
you said to have a drink, But you're assuming that
the bar is going to be open so you can
take the cocktail into the movie with you. So why
are you there twenty minutes early? If that's what you're
something to point justify yourself. Boy, Yeah, he.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Wants he wants a pre drink. He wants to get
the first drink in so then he can take the
second one into the theater.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Yeah, Cun's got the right state of mine, you know. Okay, well,
let me check my emails a little bit, you know,
just get out of the house.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Gary, just got to the house, I forgot. You work
from home, okay, fair enough. I've been working from home
all week too, so I guess I can relate to that.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
Anyway. I was like, well, should I just go to
the fucking cheesecake factory have a drink?

Speaker 1 (13:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
I'm just gonna walk around this mall. I don't know,
we'll see what happens. And I go up the escalator
and right at the end of the escalator is a
beer tap bar with giant signs that say you can
take this and shop around.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Oh god, I have never in.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
My life seen a mall that had a fucking stand
with beer taps. And it's like, you're encouraged to take
this and shop around. Is this a Texas thing?

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (14:06):
This does?

Speaker 2 (14:07):
This also exists in California.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
No, this is a Texas thing. I would imagine it
exists in places like Illinois. There are there are mythical
places in this country where the alcohol laws are much
more lenient.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
And California is incredible.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Not one of them. I will say. California has gotten
better to your point. Now, I don't think I've been
to a movie theater in the past ten years. It
didn't sell alcohol, but and you know, you can get
alcohol at Disneyland, which definitely did not used to be
a thing. But we do not have fucking make yourself
a cocktail and cruise around Zara or where wherever the
hell you're shopping. Definitely not a Zara well me, but

(14:41):
to me either. But I saw it getting looted the
other night, so it's on the top of my mind. Sorry.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
It's a bit of a trade off too, because yes,
you can grab a beer and walk around the mall.
And I could be wrong about this. I heard it
on a podcast, but I heard that Texas just shut
down any marijuana like legalization thing coming up. They were like, no, no, no,
not happening. And although I don't taken anymore, I definitely
support it, and for those that do, it sounded like
a bummer.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
I mean, my understanding is that the back to the
Reggae Knights nine stuff. Yeah, I don't know. We'll see,
we shall see.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
I think Matt's gonna be okay.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
We got him saying I'm not too worried. I think
I'm pretty good.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
I think just like more lenient around Austin. Is it
like a kind of like Austin. It's okay, like Donald
but then everyone out.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Yeah, someone asked me how you were doing with the
lack of legalization recently, Matt and I got it. I
had a very fun time telling Randy about your trips.
The Reggae Knights was the highlight of that conversation. We
spoke for an hour and that fifteen minutes was was delightful.
But I told him, you're all sorted now, so yeah, yeah,
he breathed a sigh of relieve. All right, so you

(15:46):
get your beer now? Can we Here's the question? Can
does take this and cruise around? Is the AMC gonna
let you bring this in? Because they presumably are trying
to sell their own wares, even if it's not assumed. Not,
that's what I would assumed.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
So I very quickly chugged the beer as I walked
through the mall. Okay, but you know, I it went
into the trash can right on the opposite side of
the entry doors. I milked it for as long as
I possibly could, and then, you know, part way through
the movie, went to go pee at a certain point.
At that point it was past three, bar was open, and.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
And what do we get, Yeah, you're neat No, just.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
The local IPA, local IPA. But nice, nice callback, thank you?

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Yeah? Yeah? Right, all right? And then so was that
the only time that we got up during the movie,
because I will say, Kaylin had to get up like
three or four times during mission, impossible to the point
that at the last time you got up, it was distracting.
I was worried about it.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
I was like, dude, I got up. I got up twice.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
I think it was three times.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
I'm pretty sure it was twice. And I was timing
it out like you know, you can tell like the
rhythm of a movie. And yeah, and at the beginning
I realized that, like, oh I did not. I brought
in like my own bottle of water. And I was
just like, oh, I just brought it my own bottle,
And let me know what you think about this move.
You probably won't approve of it. But I brought in

(17:06):
my own bottle of water and I was just like
really fucking thirsty and I drank it all and like
just starting.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Do we go to a water fountain and refilling? Yeah,
I like that move. I support that, man, I support
that move, especially if it's if it's a water fountain
that's spitting out cold water, that's the move.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
Yeah, those like new fancy ones.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
It wasn't one of those.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
Ones.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Yeah, just old school, baby, old school.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
I still support it.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Yeah, that was the first move. I went out to
refill the water bottle, came back, and I had to
time it out because at the beginning of I mean,
there's a kind of a lot of action in the
beginning of mission possible, so you gotta wait right until
it ends, and then you know you're gonna miss like
a little slight plot point.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
But that's okay, but yeahs who cares.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Of course, later all that water caught up to me.
I had to pee in and do another refill.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
So, okay, those are all right. I I that that
makes more sense.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Than I did not want to leave.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
I don't want I know, I didn't, damn it.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
I'm too thirsty, but I can't fucking I don't want
to leave. It was a real conundrum that was going
on in my head. Yeah, absolutely, I just suffer through
the thirst or do I or do I run out?

Speaker 1 (18:07):
All right? So, Matt, was that your only exit from
the theater, the p and the ip a refill.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
I also went p multiple times when you chug a
fucking beer that fast, you know, But like I understand
the rhythms of the movie is three hours long.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
Man, Yeah, you understand the rhythm of them. And that's
actually another reason why I don't typically do drinks before
a theater movie, because I know it's going to go
right through me and I'm gonna have to pee multiple times.
So I've kind of given up on the on the
booze and the in the in the theater.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Are we still subscribing to the thing that we all well,
I say we all, but I guess I'm speaking for
myself and my cohort of friends where in college we
all believe that if you didn't break the seal, that
you'd be good to go. If you don't, you don't
pee the first they I just broke the seal. That
is a phrase uttered yes, but like that that is

(18:55):
no longer a part of the lexicon. Like I don't
hear anyone saying that anymore. I mean, obviously I'm not
fucking hanging out with crazy people and partying, although next
week I've got a trip plan that's going to be
a little something something else. But yeah, I don't hear
that disgust anymore. I know, one it's a thing. It
is a thing, but it's just no longer, you know,

(19:16):
I guess now that it We're all at cocktail parties
with our toddlers. It's just not something that some people
say out loud anymore. But that's that's most certainly a thing. Well, Matt,
you fucked up by breaking the seal. That's all I
have to say.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
I I don't think I missed much.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
I don't think you did either. And if you, if
you did enjoy something, yeah good, I'm glad. So did I. I,
as Kaylin knows, I have problems I have I have.
I have issues with the movie. There are some pretty glaring,
you know, things to point out, but overall, I love
the movie and I really enjoyed seeing it with my friends.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Heck issues, by the way, to the listener, that's that's
my related issues.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Look, Matt would have food related issues, you know, Kaylen
or Chris would have hand trauma related issues.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
It's which lane. Yeah, I don't think I'm spoiling anything,
but there is some trauma in that movie that I know,
just because I know Chris and I know that he
hates that kind of trauma. And as soon as it happened,
it was me, and then Gary was next to me
and Chris was on the other side. So as soon
as it happened, my mind went straight to Chris, and

(20:21):
I thought I heard an audible like, oh.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
That might have that might have been me, because I
physically tend stuff for Chris. When that happened, I like
my whole body was like oh oh. And it wasn't
because of me, I don't give a shit. It was
because I knew what it was doing to Chris, and
I was just trying so hard not to look at
him because.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
It came at like you did not know that was
coming either though. It came like yeah, quick and fast
and hard, and it was like, oh, I've just felt
bad for Chris.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
All right, Matt. So will there be more Soul a
movie going in your future this summer?

Speaker 3 (20:57):
Probably not. I mean that every once in a while,
you know, go.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Out and support haf one.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Yeah, that's true. That's a good point. If one is
probably uh that one, my wife will absolutely go with me.
Oh I don't, I don't know that worry about that.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
That's why I was asking about solo specifically, like are
there things one?

Speaker 3 (21:15):
Definitely more something that Again I have, I have friends.
It's all like I have to go by myself.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
But I was not suggesting that you don't have friends.
I'm sorry that was Listen.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
I'm currently between projects. Okay, we'll just put it that way,
so I've got some time on my hands, and uh,
I didn't want to miss it. I want to miss
the mission.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Speaking of which, what what video game are we on?
Are we still on Final Fantasy?

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Yes, I'm wrapping up Final Fantasy seven and Part one.
It's a the second party is currently available. I've never
played two games back to back in the same series.
I'm very tempted to, but I don't know. I also
just want to kind of sit with the first game experience,
so I have I have the God of War.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
I was just going to say, real quickly, are.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
You starting with the original I mean not the original original,
but yeah, the one that you guys told me to get,
the one that's ok the PS four one. Yeah, okay,
well you might have to break your rule. I'm playing
back to back because once you once you play that
first Got of War it might be a rap for you.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
I still, I still, I still haven't played the sequel.
I still have not played Ragnarok, which.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
That's not even the sequel. There's a fucking DLC called Valhalla.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
Oh dude, I pay Yeah, yeah, no, I I'm pretty
sure I played that one.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
But I'm talking about Ragnarok Valhalla. Valhalla is a DLC
two Ragnarok.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah, it's confusing. There's
a couple of Valhalla related characters or places in God
of War. But yeah, I wanted a better TV before
I got into that, And I'm.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Sorry, Kitlin, the one that I gave you ten years ago. No,
that TV is dated now, what is it? Seven to
twenty d kick, It's a nice TV. I mean at
the time it was. At the time that I bought
that TV, I was operating under this, this mindset that
I spend the majority of my time staring at this thing.

(23:16):
This should be what I spend all of my money
on like this, this is what I do for entertainment,
and ninety five percent of the time, this should be
the absolute best thing in the world. And I spent
way more than I should have and way more than
I had on that TV. So it was a really
good TV at the time. It's just probably fifteen years
old now.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Yeah, but as soon as that fucking croaks and I
get a new one, then I'm going to be all
over Ragnarok.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
Oh You're in for a treat, man. It's god, the
graphics have come so far. I mean I've been playing
that game since the original PS three trilogy, and Jesus
it's it's so good now.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Dude, Gawson's going to be so jealousy missed.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
I know he's right.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
God, he's gonna be yelling at me about spoilers though
I know it all right, Well, do you guys want
to do a.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Little tech talk?

Speaker 3 (24:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Oh yeah, okay, I just just because we did the
Mission Impossible, I want to break it up a little bit.
I'm not trying to go to my thing. But did
you guys see any of the news. I would imagine
that I'm the only one here who actually sat and
watched the keynote, But have you guys seen any articles
or any like suggestions about the new stuff that's coming?
Apple had their keynote called, okay, called WWDC Worldwide Developer Conference.

(24:28):
A lot of tech. People refer to it as dub dub.
And that was on Monday, and that kicked off the
whole week of developer classes and conference stuff and meetings
that they do every year in June, and they announced
all the new operating systems. Have you guys heard anything
about this?

Speaker 2 (24:42):
I didn't even know what's happening.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Nope, Okay, well tell us about the dub dub. So
dub dub this year. Okay, last year's let's back up.
Last year dub dub at the time was fine, but
it has come to be seen as the biggest disass
sir in Apple's history. And that is because at dub
dub last year, they announced what they called Apple Intelligence,

(25:07):
which they said would be launching, you know, over the
course of the next few months. And the banner headline
of that was that we're going to introduce writing tools.
So if you write something, there'll be a button where
you can have it rewritten, you can have it, you know,
there'll be suggestions for like, make this more professional, make
this friendlier, make this, you know whatever. So there you have.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
It's in your basic AI tools correct these days.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
But yeah, with and so that was what came first,
and then they also announced something called gen Moji, where
you could type in and describe what you wanted an
moji to look like. You know, I would like a
you know, a duck, a daped Sure, no, it's Apple,
so that what the people want. Yeah, well that is
what the people want. But Apple's uptights.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
It is funny. There is an Apple TV show that
ran for a few seasons at a recently guy canceled,
but Gary was always telling me to watch it. I
did a couple of times called Nific Quests, Yeah, with
Rob mclheney, and they're a video game developer company and
they roll out like a new update and I forget
the phrase that they use, but it's how quickly the
gamer will decide to draw a dick with whatever new

(26:15):
feature they got coming out in the game. And like
one of the characters like, what this is a thing,
and all of them are like, oh, yeah, it's it's
this term that they that they label and it's pretty funny.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
I can't remember what the term is, but yes, that's
a that's a great show that is still there on
Apple TV. Plus for anyone who wants a good comedy,
that's a great one. So they announced these writing tools.
They announced gen Moji, where you can type in, you know,
I want a duck wearing a Santa hat eating a
piece of pizza, and it'll give you an a mooji
that looks like that. And then they also have World Yeah,

(26:43):
and they also had something called Image Playground, where you could, like,
you know, drag in a picture of somebody and tell
it a bunch of stuff that you wanted to add
it to, and it would create a picture. You know,
I could drag in a picture of Kaylin and a
picture of Matt and I could say, you know, put
these two, put these two in a race car and
put big dick on their forehead, and it wouldn't do that,
but if you did anything that was tasteful, it would

(27:05):
do it. And then they announced all of this, all
this stuff that was coming to Siri, basically that Siri
was going to finally be good and Siri is going
to have.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Okay, still, let's let's be a little bit kinder to Siri. Please.
She could be listening.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
She is listening, She's right here. I probably just activated
her and she's dog shit. I don't care. I'll shout
it from the rooftops.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
It is very weird how bad Siri has been for
I mean it's Apple. They have like it's Apple, and
it's always just been bad and just has no idea
what you're asking for. It's like, how have they not
fixed this five years ago?

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Yeah, it's basically useful for setting a timer and and
nothing else like it does not It's just it's dog
shit and it always has been an Apple, you know. Quietly,
you know they know, and they so they announced, you
know this is coming, it's going to be better, and
basically they said that it's going to have you know,
awareness of the things on your phone. Right, so if you,

(28:04):
for instance, are looking at an email that is giving
you flight information for a friend that's coming in, you
can just say, Siri, add this to my calendar, and
it would add all the information from the email into
a calendar event at the exact right time, put the
places in all this stuff, or and you know, it
would be aware of things going on on your phone
and you could just use it conversationally and it would

(28:26):
be able to accomplish all these things for you, and
it would be able to do things within apps. So
you know, there's a world in which you could say,
you know, order me my favorite sub from Quiznos and
have it sent to my house and it would go
in the door. Yeah, I know, man, I picked Quiznos
because I knew that that was going to get a
hard strength. All right. So they announced all this shit,

(28:48):
and they announced that Siri was going to be better,
and it would be better, that's possible better than Siri,
and they announced it would be coming soon. Over the
course of you know, the next few months, and time
went on, and they released the writing tools, and they
released gen Moji, and they released Image Playground, and everyone
waited for Siri, and everyone waited for Siri, and then

(29:09):
on March of this year, they finally realized, no, it's
not good enough, it's not ready, and they put out
a statement basically admitting that they had over promised and
that it was not ready and that the improvements to
Siri would be coming over the next year. So they
set the calendar for starting in March. It will be

(29:32):
here sometime in the next year. Now, they announced all
kinds of shit at dub dub. This year, they are
doing a whole overhaul to all of the different different
operating systems. They're updating the naming system so that now
every OS is going to be twenty six, so we're
jumping from iOS. I think we're on eight seventeen right now,

(29:56):
whatever whatever we're on, it's now going to be twenty
six going forward, and we're jumping from vision OS to
to vision OS twenty six. All the operating systems across
the border are all going to be named by year now.
And they announced this new design language called liquid Glass
where all of the app icons, instead of being you know,
what we've been used to for the past, they changed

(30:16):
it in iOS seven. Now things are going to be
like kind of translucent and if you turn your phone,
it'll sort of, you know, make it a little They'll be
like light reflection refractions off of it. It's all fine,
you know, I reserve judgment until I play with it.
But it's all sort of based on what they did
with Vision OS, where a lot of the apps and
icons were sort of floating in place and they were

(30:37):
somewhat translucent, and if you moved around and the background
behind them changed, the shading of the app would change
a little bit. It's just it's an idea. So that's
that's kind of their big announcement or.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
Their big announcement is that they're going to update the
way that the logos.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Look, I mean pretty much, and they're changing they're changing
the ways that the menus look so that they will dynamically,
you know, go away as you you know, interact with
your screen and they'll reappear magically when you need them.
And whether or not all that's going to work or
people focus.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
On the serie part, right, what are we doing?

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Right? So so that was their big announcement, is that
there's a new design language, and there were some other
stuff for super nerds out there like me. They announced
some changes to Finder, which tbd if they'll be useful.
I think that they will only be useful for power users.
And whether or not power users are going to like them,
I'll report back in a few months once they get

(31:30):
to try it. But at the beginning, the thing that
the thing that I have not heard. Okay, I assume
you guys don't listen to any tech focused podcasts, right, yeah, Okay,
I'm I'm a nerd and I am a self admitted nerd,
and I don't apologize for that. I listen to two
three four podcasts that come out weekly that are roughly

(31:53):
an hour to an hour and a half long that
are entirely focused on tech. So I've listened to all
of their dubbed U recaps at this point and not
want to dub dub cev a lot of dub dubkoff.
Not one of them has pointed this thing out, and
this is driving me absolutely nuts, and no one but
me cares about this. But this is my goddamn show,
and I will fucking use my platform to shout from

(32:16):
the rooftops. There was always a debate because last year
was viewed by the tech community as such a black
eye on Apple. They announced this thing that everyone wanted
and then they couldn't deliver. What are they going to
do at dub dub this year, because this is the
most consequential dub dub probably in fifteen years, because they

(32:38):
fucked it up last time and they didn't do the
thing that they said they were going to do that
everyone desperately wanted. They're the biggest company in the world,
their market caps at trillion dollars and they couldn't fucking deliver.
So what are they going to do this year? And
are they going to just ignore it because everyone knows
Siri's still not ready. They said a year on March first,
so it's now June. He's not ready. So what do

(33:01):
they do do They never say Siri over the course
of the whole dub dub like do they How are
they going to address this? In the first five minutes
of the keynote, they did this thing where they they
alluded to the fact that Siri was still coming, and
then they said, we are going to share those updates

(33:21):
with you within the next year. They reset the clock
from March. They reset the fucking clock. They gave themselves
another three months, and no one is talking about this,
and it is driving me insane that no one is
highlighting this. They reset the fucking clock to now they
can say, we told you June whatever, I don't know

(33:41):
what Monday was, June ninth, We told you it was
going to be over the next year. So they now
have until next dub dub and they just reset the
fucking clock and no one is talking about it, and
it is driving me fucking batshit crazy.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
So well, let's spread the word, you know, start barking
at people and then just with the words they reset
the clock and then bark bark bark by bark like
let's do this.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
We've done it before.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
Yeah, remember the pickles man, Remember the Pickles I mean
we got got them to come.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Into the studio in Glendo. Okay, the Michigan based pickle company.
I still can't believe that. It's so crazy. So yeah,
so that's that's stuff said at Apple. Let's go I
think maybe at Tim Cook. But yeah, I mean, we
could go to the Apple corporate account. I suppose, I
don't know. I don't know if there's quite enough of

(34:31):
us to impact the Apple corporate account, but we could try.
So yeah, that's what dub dub was. So aside from that,
one thing that drove me nuts that I can't understand
why none of these tech people who live and breathe
to cover dub dub and cover these tech events. The
fact that no one's talking about the fact that they
reset the clock is driving me personally out of my
fucking mind. Aside from that, it was a fine dub dub.

(34:54):
It was you know, they they didn't promise anything that
I don't think they're going to deliver, which would have
been fun suicide if they had done that. Again, the
new redesigns look fine. I mean I don't you know
whatever liquid glass.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
I mean, even with the fucking Sirie update or whatever.
And it's been going on for years now, I guess
ever since Steve Jobs died. But like, and it might
be a different conference than than than dubbed up, it
might be something else. But every year, fucking he'd come
out and be like, we have an iPad, we have
fucking AirPods, we have this new product. Look how cool
it is. And now it's like, yeah, we updated the

(35:26):
camera and our operating systems and it's about it. And
it's just just felt like that for like a decade now,
where it's like what exactly, Like there's nothing really exciting here.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Yeah, so that is a load of kale and the
icons are.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
They're going to be.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Yeah, Well, to be fair, that is a little different.
What you're talking about are like their product events where
they come out and they describe all the new Those
usually happen in like September, and they come out and
they announce what the new iPhone is going to be.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
Another one I want something, you'll get one in September.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
But the June one is always for developers, and it's
always just about the software, and it's just about you
know the new features they're adding. So this one was
focused on the redesign because that's what they did this year,
But they always announced the new software and the new
features it's going to be. And it's basically an ad
for the developers who write code and write programs for
their different devices, trying to get them excited about like, Okay,

(36:20):
here's all the new shit that we gave you that
you can do, like go out and create something awesome.
So the dubbedub conference in June is always software based
and it's not about a thing. But what you're talking
about is the famous Apple One More thing where they
do this whole conference and they announce all these devices
and then at the very end they come out and oh,
by the way, we invented the iPad, or oh by
the way, now you have wireless earbuds that don't have

(36:42):
a wire, you know, like shit like that. But you're right, Klen,
it's a fair criticism because they have not had a
product like that in quite some time. And the next
one is suspected to be basically an Alexa with a screen.
And I don't know that I give a shit. I
just don't. I'm the biggest Apple fanboy in the world,
And I just don't know that I need an Alexa
with a screen. I just I don't know that I care.

(37:04):
But if they don't start innovating again soon, they're going
to be in trouble because you can only sell.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Like they can get somewhere with that Vision Pro thing,
Like obviously that it initially rolled out and had a
big fucking battery pack you had to carry on, but like, okay,
that's first gen. Like where are we at with the
fucking VR vision pro headset? Like they got to be
they got to be improving that one a little bit.
You'd think in a couple of generations that thing might
be pretty sweet.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
It's pretty sweet right now. It's got its flaws, But
the problem is is that not enough people are buying them,
and therefore not enough people are writing apps for them
because they can't make money doing that. So they're at
a bit of a bottleneck where I think that they
will get better, they will get cheaper. There's rumored to
come out with a new version that's going to be
significantly lighter. One of the big knocks on that thing

(37:48):
is that it's uncomfortable to wear after a while, and
there's not much that you would really want to do
on it besides consumed content, and that's because people aren't
writing apps, and people aren't writing apps because people aren't
buying them. So it's uh, I think ultimately, you know, ultimately,
the goal is a pair of Sung.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
Glassy seems like a product. Yeah, a pair of Sung
glass that seems like a product that even if it's
not selling well, you would still put in a ton
of money to get it to that place where it
would be that product that fucking everyone's going to have
if you get it right, if you get it right,
everyone's going to fucking have it.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
So yeah, absolutely, and the people that have it, you know,
the the real nerds that have it and love it,
I mean swear by it. And I honestly have not
tried one myself because I'm terrified. I know from a
friend who tried it. He tried it and called me
and he was like, I don't know, man, it's so
good that like I think I might have to go
buy it, and it's like I can't. I cannot. I

(38:44):
don't want to try it and be in that same
position where I'm now struggling with. Okay, now I have
to find thirty five hundred dollars for this fucking thing
that like is revolutionary and is amazing, but like, I
don't think that I'm going to use as much as
a computer because that's what a computer costs.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
And doesn't it.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Do like a video image of your eyes for people
to see you when you're wearing it, so like they're
seeing a digital screen of your.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
Highs blinking yes, and it's bizarre, creepy and not great.
I mean, it's Kaitlin's right, like they got what they
did was revolutionary, but there are several generations away from
that being something that you can really mass market.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
All right, So that was tech talk. Uh, Joe Corner,
bring the little one in. I bet he's got something cooking.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
He probably does, But we didn't prepare for this, No
Joe Corner.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
I don't have a good Joe Corner. Sorry, I didn't
prepare for this.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Well, I got one that I've probably told you guys before,
but it's my favorite, just easy, quick joke, and that
is what do you get when you cross an elephant
with a rhino? I were fine, Now.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
That's still good, that's fantastic. Well, thank you for picking
up the slack there. I think that uh, we between
all our Mission Impossible talk and our Apple talk, we
probably ran out of time for comments, so we'll do
those in Patreon. But Matt, did you have any any
C O D s you wanted to throw out there
in the last few minutes here?

Speaker 3 (40:20):
I mean we have. This is how you remind me
if we want.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Uh, yes, we do.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
I can kind of set it up.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
I can kind of set it up. Matt sent it
to me as an M four A file. Klin, how
do you feel about that? Because I was fucking disgusted.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
As a tech guy, I can see how we would
disgust you. But any as long as long as it plays,
it plays.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Like I don't care if it plays and dot M
four A. I'm probably the only person on this show
who can figure out how to get that to play
four A. Matt explain, anyways, defend yourself.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
All right, So I do not have a audition to play. Yeah,
I don't have audition. I don't have a paid audio
editing program. I use Adobe Rush and it's free and
it works fucking great. But you guys bitch and moan
when I sent it as a video file with the
black screen, because that's the default way that audio files

(41:16):
are any file is exported from.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
I was gonna say, breaking on Adobe Rush, you can't
just export it as an MP three.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
You cannot, And if you can, I would love for
you to tell me how to fucking do it, because
it did not work. So I was instructed by the
very person complaining about it, one Gary Smith, to open
it within quick time and then export it as audio only.
And so that is what I did. And when you
do that, there's only one option, and it's M four A.

(41:45):
There's no choice.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
But this exists. This exists, you fucking monster. So instead
of explaining it to me that you're poor or what.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
I is showing on M for an MP three converter
for people who are not watching the video? All right,
how many fucking steps so I gotta do to put
these stupid clips together? Man, I'm already fucking finding the
files cutting it out.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
One more apparently, apparently, apparently one more is the answer, Matt,
M four A. You send me, of all people, an
M four A file? How dare you? You monster? Set
your clip up?

Speaker 3 (42:23):
Play the fucking intro? This is this all right? So

(42:50):
you know we we always try to take people over
to our Patreon page. That's, you know, really the best
way to support us.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
They are the f.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
P three, but you know some people they use the
free feed. It's ad supported, And so we came up
with a segment where, hey, you can go back to
old episodes and still be supporting us in a way
if you want. So that's why we do this segment
in case you're wondering.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
We need the support we've got.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
This is from episode to eighty two. It's from May
twenty twenty one, not too long ago. We did a
lot of burger talk on the last actual episode of
the show, talking about, you know, weird things on burgers,
and it got me thinking, we pay a lot of
attention to what goes on the burger, but we don't

(43:37):
really think too much about what goes in the burger.
That's the clip.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
Set up the burgers, the patties, ground beef. But he
put rich crackers into the patty. Oh have you heard
of that?

Speaker 2 (43:52):
No, I've never heard of them.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
It's actually more disturbing than what I had. Yeah, so
crush that deeply disturbing.

Speaker 4 (43:59):
Found you found the recipe like binding agent, Yeah, I
found the recipe on like YouTube. Just put a bunch
of crushed up Ritz crackers into the patty and.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
It soaks the grease.

Speaker 4 (44:08):
Probably Dawson is like a food sign to Shade Dawson.
A that is exactly right everything he's been saying. And
these burgers were amazing, incredible. You couldn't taste the rich
crackers like he had to tell you that they were
in there. But there was something about these burgers that
were just incredible.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
Probably a lot of juice here.

Speaker 4 (44:26):
There's so much juice here. Yeah, they soaked up all
the grease in there, the binding, whatever it was. Do
yourself a flavor, everybody, look up putting rich crackers in
your burger patty.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
You'll thank me later.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
I've tried it already. It works and it's awesome.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
Now here's the thought. Rich crackers in the burger patty. Okay,
that's one thing. What about cheese? It's in the burger patty,
you son of a bitch When that man would have
the same bread like quality, but you would also get
extra cheese into.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
The patty mooey in dress on.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Hey bro, Now, my question is was I not there
for this? Because I do remember this, so I think
I was there, But I think you were there.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
You said nothing, So what are your thoughts, sir?

Speaker 1 (45:10):
I why why did Chris instruct people to look it up?
I'm all set? You told me I don't need to
look that up put ritz crackers into the burger?

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Like what do I what do I want to do that?

Speaker 1 (45:20):
What am I looking up? Though? Like, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
He wanted validation that other people have done it other
than this one gentleman that told him about it. It
still sounds really weird to me. I think my cheese
it's idea also sounds pretty weird.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
Yeah, but how do you guys? Where do you fall
on this?

Speaker 3 (45:37):
And follow up question, what would you accept inside of
a burger?

Speaker 1 (45:42):
I had a friend who I had a friend whose
mom used to put blocks of cheese inside of burgers.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
Just gonna say that was pretty goddamn good.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Yeah, you know, I'd I where I stand on the
ritz cracker thing. I'd try anything once. Uh, it's been
three year that boys when it comes to a burger
mat but it's been three and a half or four years,
and I certainly haven't tried this. So yeah I haven't either,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
I definitely try it and if it works, then I
would if it. If it, you know, definitely up the
taste of the burger, and like Chris said, you couldn't
even taste that they were in there, then like, yeah,
I would probably throw it into my regular burger making routine,
which is never But I was just gonna say, how
often do you guys make burgers?

Speaker 1 (46:25):
Because yeah, that is I probably haven't made one since
that clip.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
All right, Well here's the deal. I uh, we make
turkey burgers because my wife isn't like the red meat
very much. I don't know if because I'm willing to
try this, but I don't know if it's gonna be good.
I feel like I'm going to ruin my dinner. I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
Are the turkey burgers good to start with?

Speaker 3 (46:50):
Hell?

Speaker 2 (46:50):
Yeah, dude, turkey burgers are fucking solid.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
Wait we make them, baby, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
I mean I just get the store bought patty ones.
But like I'll just throw those bitches on the pan
and just eat them plain by themselves. Nothing. Yeah, And
and they're fucking delicious. They come pre seasoned. If they don't,
you just got to put some seasoning on there. But otherwise, yeah,
turkey burgers are They're.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Solid well try it out, Matt.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Placement of the beef paton. No, no, no, no, like.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
Right, I mean that first choice a is going to
be the beef.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
Right. It's the parks and recreation thing where Ron Swanson
and what's his name Chris Treger have the competition and
Swanson just uses beef and it's instantly better, no matter what.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
Yeah, obvious. All right, boys, Well throw a little pork
in there.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
That's interesting.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
I feel like I haven't heard of like a pork
beef burger patty. Just thinking about it now, I feel
like it would be great.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
I think there is a place that does what they
call a fifty to fifty burger.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
There is.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
It's it that's in California. Right, what's that place called?

Speaker 1 (47:53):
I don't I don't remember, but it's it's something. It's
not smash burger, but it's something like that.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
Yeah, we've done a couple of times when you ground
pork and then grind up some bacon too and put
pork in bacon as the patty. But garlic, oh so good?

Speaker 1 (48:11):
All right, Well, you guys are making me hungry. Why
don't we go around the horn and get our plugs
in and we will get on to Patreon, which, by
the way, I will say the aforementioned burger talk from
the last episode that's built into Patreon, so you're not
necessarily getting the full conversation by just listening to this show.
Sometimes the conversation keeps going, so I look forward to
that in this week's Patreon. So let's go around the
horn and get our plugs in. We'll start in Long Beach,

(48:34):
California with Kaleen Bean.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
As you said, Patreon, you're not only getting the continuation
of this episode, but you can also listen to this
current episode ad Free, which is nice. Also my podcast
that I do with my dad, just falling about We
just hit seventeen thousand subscribers on YouTube. Nice and we
got a lot more content coming that way too, where
we got a couple guest booked. He's been doing things recently.

(48:58):
He's kind of been recapping a lot of his movies.
But we're gonna eventually get into, you know, general topics
of discussion, best directors, best Western You're stealing from this show.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
Oh my god, dude, next thing, you know, you're gonna
be talking about burger toppings.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Uh So, yeah, it's it's fun it's kind of like
evolving the show and like, all right, well let me
know when you want me to come on and scream
aboutdub dub. So it's fun show.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Check it out, all right? Just falling about on YouTube,
subscribe there and anywhere your podcasts, Matt, what can we
go for you?

Speaker 3 (49:31):
Uh yeah, Patreon dot com slash water cooler for all
the reasons already explained, And I'll also say a show
recommended by Kailin that I've been enjoying on Paramount. Hell yeah,
mob Land starring uh Pierce Brosnan, Tom Hardy.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
What you better put Tom Hardy the artist. Yeah, starring
Pierce Brosen. Then off the top, come on, this is.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
Like Helen Mirren.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
First, this might be p t h. Yeah, this might
be pth for me. I mean, he's that fucking awesome
in this show.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
Well, I'm three episodes in, I'm enjoying it thoroughly. So
thanks for their recommendation, and I'll pass it along to
the listener as well.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
All right, Well, for me, the aforementioned Patreon you chefinly
checked that out, and since Matt gave an entertainment recommendation,
I was inspired by that. Check out the second season
of Tires on YouTube on Netflix on Netflix, twice as
many episodes of this season, a lot more guest stars
because the first season, for those that may not know,

(50:35):
Shane Gillis and his friends went and made that and
then took it to Netflix and said do you want
to buy this? And they did, and then for season
two they have Netflix behind them, so there are a
lot more guest stars. There's twice as many episodes, but
it is the exact same goddamn show and it is
funny as ever, And do yourself a flavor Tires on Netflix.
With that said, guys, thanks so much for being here.

(50:57):
Chris and Dawson were missed, but I think we held
it down in there stead and we'll see them next
week and we will see all of you next week
as well.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
Boler