August 27, 2025 • 52 mins
The guys chat about easy sports, burned fingies, and Pamela Anderson.
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Speaker 1 (00:12):
Hey, welcome to water Cooler. Thank you so so much
for hanging out. And if you were singing along with
those mouth looks like me and Gary, then you are
welcome and you're welcome here. This is a this is
a good place for you. So thank you so much
for tuning in and hanging out. You know it goes
I Chris Locks, I want to kick it with my
Crol digital buds from yesteryear. Like the aforementioned man in
(00:34):
Orange County right here, mister Gary Smith didn't care for
it when I wasn't here, not a fan than I
when I am. I think it's even better when you're here. Ah,
that's good. And then all the way in Long Beach, California,
like myself, it's Caitlin Bean.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Hello Kaylin, Hello Chris okay.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
And then all the way in Austin, Texas, it's mister
Matt Fondelier.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Hey, brother, No Dawson Day.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
He's on a cruise. But Matt live in the life,
my god, Okay, he really is. It's living his life
his best.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
How do we feel about the automatic email response that
includes the link to the cruise that he's on.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Is this a flax?
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Is a I didn't even email response.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Ye I saw come in, but I didn't check the
body of the e mail.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
It says I'm on a cruise and then there's a
link to the cruise things.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
You can go check out the awesome thing that he's doing.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Maybe people don't believe him, you know, I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Maybe maybe someone wants to buy a ticket midway through
and jump on, you know, in the middle of the ocean.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
So I'm out of the country and by the way,
not not even capitalized on each work, just I'm out
of the country, like i'm and then all lower case
all right, and then the is.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
In the i'm there is at least okay. So he
does hit the shift key, but just not.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Or it automatically just does a for the first one
in the title case.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
This doesn't remind me of a I just had to
jump in here that we used to have a coworker
that when they typed in all caps, what was it
instead of like all caps, he would hit the shift
bar for everything, or he would like hit the capslock
for US capital letter and then you'd hit it again.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Correct, it was caps locks for a shift yeah, right, yeah,
so he for for a quick shift. If you're writing
a title case, he would toggle the caps lock on.
And by the way, his name is Gabe Maldonado and
he should be recognized for being the monster that he is.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
And he is the commissioner of our fantasy football. Yeah,
so good on him. But that was nuts when he
admitted that to us.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Uh no, you should have you should have mentioned that
because us nearly asn't sane. Now the body of Dawson's
oh is I'm out of the country coming on the
Blue Crew and then the link for on the Blue
HDTV on the Blue Creuse dot Com. Now, interesting sentence
(03:05):
structure there, because he's M seeing The way it reads
at first is he's M seeing on the Blue Cruise, right,
He's M seeing the on the Blue Cruise. This is why,
this is why I first noticed this, and then then
saw the link and had to go to the link
(03:26):
because I was trying to.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Figure out did he fuck up his sentence structure here?
So then I was like, oh, there's a link. I
wonder what this goes to, and I clicked on it,
and all of a sudden, I'm presented with this website
about this cruise and I discover. No, he's m seeing
the on the Blue Cruise. But he described it as
M seeing on the Blue Cruise.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Yep. Oh, he's out of the country, everybody.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
I'm such an idiot. Sentence structure too. I can't tell
the difference between what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
The title of the cruise.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
But we don't do another round. It's really fine.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
No, we're gonna come through this.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
My grammar's not.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
We asked you if you had topics and you said
a few, as long as I possibly can, please, That
did happen?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, but boy, anyway, Dawson's Dawson's according to this, he's
on the Blue He's on the Blue Cruise. And uh,
and he says.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
No, he's on the on the Blue Cruise.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
And then it says, if you have any inquiries, please
contact my dog Champ while I'm away.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
So there you go.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
All right, Well he will be missed now, Matt, Yes,
right before the show, you told us something. It was
kind of bumming you out today.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Yeah, well it didn't really bum me out today. I
bummed me out twenty minutes before the show, which is
I was racing to cook a delicious dinner for me
and my wife and.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Uh delicious, because yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Went to the supermarket and I bought some fresh sausages,
so I had a couple of kibosa. I got one
that was like a hatch chili because that's like it's
in the season right now out here in the Southwest,
and then cooked their raw so they got to go
on that on that grill out front around the back. Baby, yeah,
(05:17):
that would be weird. Well, Gary, I'm a little out
of sorts because while I was cooking them at a
certain point, I opened up the grill to examine them,
and I thought they look pretty good, but maybe they
could use another minute. And while I continue to look
at these sausages, I reached up and what I thought
was pulling the handle of the grill down was in
(05:37):
fact grabbing the scorching hot actual front of the grill,
and I burned the absolute living shit out of I
would say three and a half of my fingers, and uh, well,
it's like just a just a barely graze of my thumb.
I would not say that my thumb is significantly burnt,
but it did. It got like a just a little
(06:00):
scach of that. But my like index finger, middle finger,
and ring finger are fucking scorched. It took an eighth
of a second, but that's all it takes. And uh,
then trying to serve and eat this meal like a
fucking caveman where I can't like grip the fucking front
of the it was, it's just been a disaster.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Now you live your life on a keyboard? What are
we going to do about this for the immediate near.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
I honestly hadn't even thought that far ahead. Gary. That
depresses me so much.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
I'm so sorry. I don't mean to bring you down,
but I'm this. I'm trying to think practically here about
what would happen to me if I did that, And
I would be very concerned about my ability to type.
Oh no, the tips of those fingers are going to
be pretty tender for a few days there, bubba.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
So not last.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
Friday, the friday before I got stung by a bee
while doing my pawn work. And that was just one finger,
And that was honestly in the finger right yeah, right,
boom right there in the middle.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
There you go, and so like puff stuff in the middle,
so you can't like bend.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
It properly exactly, and left hand I'm handed and honestly,
just that one finger fucked me up typing and editing.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
So I feel for you.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
Here, Matt.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
So, Kaitlyn, are your kids left handed?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
No, they're both right I would know they're both right hand.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Okay, interesting, my son's left handed, and neither my wife
nor I are.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
So me and my brother Alex are both left handed,
and both of our parents are right handed.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
So who fucking knows how?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Yeah, right works? You never know?
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Yeah, do you do anything the opposite Does anyone here
do anything with the opposite hand?
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Like?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
For instance, like what's that, Matt?
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Like what Matt? Well?
Speaker 5 (07:33):
I right with my right hand, but I throw with
my left hand, and when I played soccer, I would
also kick with my left foot.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
That explains the athletic abilities that I was. Yeah, now
here's the questions wrong. Have you ever tried throwing with
the right hand?
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Yeah, it doesn't feel right, doesn't feel right. When I
go bowling, I'll switch it up depending on you know,
what pins are left.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
What side you're on. Yeah, exactly, you'll switch it up
within the frame.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
That's right, that's absolutely right. I'll fucking I'll default to
the left hand, and then if I see like the
cleanup the last pins. Like on the right hand side,
I'll switch it up. But you know what, my right hand.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I could switch up bowling every once in a while.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
That's pretty impressive because but by using fork with your
other hand though, that's a bridge too far.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
That well, it's a fork and a knife at the
same time, so I really would not have I got it.
These are like I gotta cut these sausages up, you.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Know, I mean, it is a sausage. You don't if
you're going to eat anything like without fork and knife. Yeah,
sausage is pretty pretty good for to do that with.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Good hand yet, pink palm.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
Tennis golf right handed.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yeah, I'm right handed golf and batting.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
Batting left handed?
Speaker 3 (08:50):
What about reading that right handed? Your right handed golf? Kayling? Yeah, okay,
I mean look.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
So that's that's right hand closest like down so like
left hand on top right, Yeah, that's correct.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Yes, you don't buy what position your hands are in.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Yeah, you you were swinging from You're swinging from right
to left.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
That's right handed. Yeah okay, yeah same.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
And batting, so batting and swinging I'm right handed.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Yeah. How about you here, Chris right and right like
a normal human being. Chris, you do anything with your
non dominant hand.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I go right, swing right, Oh, non dominant hand. No,
I mean play guitar. I could fret. I could do
a mean fret on the guitar. But that's nice.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
That's it, and you know, musical instruments, things like that.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
But but yeah, nothing nothing primary with the other hand.
But I look, I'm just surprised that fifty of the
water cooler at this moments.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
You guys, hear your v You've got damaged digits over here.
Speaker 6 (09:59):
And the worst part about it, too, is like I
was cleaning this area of a pond where I know
there's bees, there's bees fucking everywhere, but because there's bees, like,
I just haven't been doing it the past couple of weeks,
and I was like, I know, I gotta do it,
I gotta do it. And I was just reaching into
this pond and I fucking knew there was gonna be
in there. And the second that fucker stung me, I
was like, this is what I get, This is what
I knew it was gonna fucking be. I knew it
(10:20):
was coming before it happened, you know, I had that Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
In Washington, d C.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
I was appreciating the Washington Monument doing a lot of pictures.
I made it look like my wiener and stuff from a.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
First and.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Uh, I got stung in the finger. I just you
just feel it, and you kind of hear the bee
cringe because it's it's a stinger's been pulled out of
its butthole and it, you know, eventually sadly dies, but
it's stung my finger and I look at it. I
hear the bee buzz away. I look at my finger.
There's a stinger in it, and I go, well, this sucks.
So I went to pull it out and it stings
(10:56):
my other finger, and now it's stuck in my other
finger and both fingers got stung that way, things on
both of my fingdies in Washington.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
D C.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
I didn't even know I could do that.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
I didn't either. It's a pretty impressive feat.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
But Matt, so, I mean, your fingerprints are gone.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
Going to bring that out. I was wondering about that.
I guess I should know. I've researched the most true
crime stories out of any of us, and I guess
I already know the answer is no. But the thought
of being like I can commit a fucking crime right now,
you'd never catch me. H, you're one stuff, You're one
step closer to becoming a man in black. Wow, amazing. Yeah,
it's uh, it's really special feeling. I gotta say, every
(11:41):
moment is just a reminder of how great it feels.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Yeah, like, mat does this? Does this impact the finger
that you used to play words with friends? Because that's
what's really important?
Speaker 5 (11:51):
Oh, good question. I think I should be okay. I
think the one thing that is nice about this is
that I did use my left tanned, which I, as discussed,
is not the dominant hand. I don't plan on throwing
any baseballs anytime soon, so other than typing. But I
think I should be okay. But typing is gonna be tough.
(12:12):
That's gonna hurt.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no finger, I mean yeah, the
crimes you commit.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Like I always.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
You know, I always say, the best superhero power that
you could have is uh teleportation, right. I just think
that if I could have one superhero power, it would
be teleportation that hasn't changed for a decade.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
And a half.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
Yeah, that's a pretty good one.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
But the other one, of course, which is close to it,
is stopping time, which might maybe right right next to
it if you have the patience, because then technically you
could teleport.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
I like to take it. I take it.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
It got to go a step further than stopping time.
If you ever saw that Marvel movie Doctor Strange, you
want just control of time. You don't want to just
be able to stop time. You want to be able
to manipulate it in any which way you please.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Okay, so Matt, I would argue that would probably be
my top superpower.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Manipulate time.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
What would be the first thing that you do you
just found out you had this power?
Speaker 5 (13:16):
Mm hmm, it's a great question.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Be something.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
I mean never really thought. Dark dude just turned to
a life of crime.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Oh they're fine, the bank is gonna be fine.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
I mean, as gonna want to cut.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
This is my idea.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
You gotta you gotta go back to the age.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
That's just that's that's just where you start.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
That's just the first thing I'm saying is is that
you go back, you know, you go back in time
and you buy some stocks that you know, with the
with the the knowledge of hindsight are gonna pop. And
then all of a sudden you come back here and boom,
you're you're rolling in it.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Grey has integrianty. He wants to there in it the
real way.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
I'm gonna take it from the bank.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Yeah don't.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
It's just uh because look, Matt, you could commit a
crime right now. Nobody wouldn't know except you know, they
just look at the prints like it just has a
bunch of grill marks.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
Here's here's what I'm thinking. I've now given this a
little bit more thought. I would do a back to
the Future part two Iff Sports Almanac related effect. So
I would skip forward way in advance and figure out
a company like Google or some sort of like incredible
thing that is now clearly an impact of all of society,
(14:33):
and then come back to my current time and place
a small investment in like an upstar company. That would then,
I know.
Speaker 6 (14:40):
I feel like I feel like Gary's one was much
better because you have to wait for yours. If you
do Gary's, then you already have the money by the
time you come back.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Just what you would want to do.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
Man's like you would go forward. Gary's like would go
go back. I mean going back is clear, and do.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
You think you'd even remember like when you come back
to be even placed a bet who who are the
most recent NBA champions?
Speaker 3 (15:06):
You're gonna remember years of this?
Speaker 5 (15:09):
No, no, no, it wouldn't need to be sports related. I
understand the sports I know. But then I said it
would be like finding a business or something.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
So then I remember, all right, yeah, Matt, I mean
I don't know. I really think that I have it
the right way. You go back to like nineteen ninety
one and you buy ten grand where the apples stuck,
and then you come back here and all of a
sudden you're in the money.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Yeah, but there's here's the difference in killing you didn't
think about this either. I've seen the fucking future, man.
All right, Gary didn't get to do that. He just
went and saw some and that he already saw. Okay,
maybe guts different perspective on it. I saw the future, man.
I have all kinds of perspective. I've seen so many things.
I'll have so much additional knowledge. What if it's all
fucking burn to the ground, Yeah, exactly, I can prevent it.
(15:50):
Maybe I'll prevent it.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Okay, Ashton Kocher, settle down. So let's see, Kitlen, you'd
rob a bank?
Speaker 6 (15:56):
Yeah, the first thing I would do if I just
had the power. I just fucking up the bank for sure.
Like off like trying to get into the vault.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
You still got to do that. You gotta wait for
someone to.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Get into the vault. You got to get someone to
open it.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
And I couldn't stop the time for like the bank
manager to open it, so that that would actually be
a little tough for then I thought, now that I'm
thinking about it, it's probably not a good one.
Speaker 5 (16:17):
Uh See, I will have gone to the future, and
I will know that crime is you know, predicted by
a series of precognitives who know a crime before it occurs,
and thus you'll be arrested before you commit the crime.
If you guys have seen the documentary, might not.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Have that documentary pretty fucked up if you think about
it care it is speaking of bank robbery.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
By the way, I suggest if you haven't listened to it,
I interviewed a bank robber on this very podcast when
it was Resume Clayton.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
Let's do an interview from fifteen years ago.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
A man, we're still slitting that rev so go yeah,
same RSS.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Baby is is even going to a bank and stealing
a bunch of cash?
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Still, Like I don't know I find that.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
You gotta do. You gotta do the digital world.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
It's just like what we canna do with all.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
This Oh, it's the oh, you gotta do the hell
or high water.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Move.
Speaker 6 (17:10):
So if you got a lot of cash, you gotta move.
You take it all to a casino and then you
just sit there, turn into chips. You just sit there
for like.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
And lose it all.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Kailin, do you know how casinos work? Have you ever
seen me at a casino?
Speaker 6 (17:20):
If you got to change money, if you gotta change money,
that's that's how you do it. Okay, they rob the
banks and then the way that he like gets the
money is he like he takes it to the casino,
gets the chips. He's like a hand, waits five hours,
takes it back, and then he takes all.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
That money and depositive. That's right, I got casino.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Okay, see Kilns already thinking. And then yeah, Gary and Matt,
you would you would work some some magic to just.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
Chris.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
If I had the power to stop.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Time, and I could or pause or manipulate time, I
could change anything I want to do, I wouldn't do it.
Life's too precious, no regrets.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
That's what we got, wouldn't do it?
Speaker 6 (18:03):
Yeah, all right, teleport actually might be the way to
go then, yeah, you know, because if you stop time,
you can't like fucking fly a plane over to fucking somewhere,
you know, to Europe.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Like, yeah, you just go there.
Speaker 6 (18:19):
Yeah, you just teleport, hit the bank, fault and out.
So I'm actually thinking, hey, nightclers, dude, crawlers.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
If you gotta look like Nightcrawler, that's like, that's the payoff,
not worth it's yeah, you freak people out.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
But yeah, teleportation I.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
Think I am too, because as soon as you said,
what's the first thing you do if you can control time?
And I did not have a good answer. But if
you said, what's the first thing you would do if
you would teleport? I would just pick a random destination
and just go do it, Like I have an immediate
answer for how I would use it. So maybe that
is the ultimate.
Speaker 6 (18:49):
Well, how are you gonna pay for that awesome vacation?
You're gonna need to get some cash for.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
You know what?
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Goddamn right, I like them that didn't have an answer
for what he would do if you could stop time,
And then the first thing he came up with was
from a movie called Back to the Future.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Too. Yeah, exactly, that's right.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
So I just I saw a movie in the theater
that was not a Mission impossible?
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Was it a kid?
Speaker 5 (19:18):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (19:19):
It was not a kid's movie? Ca wow.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
I played a little you know, a little afternoon hooky
the other day, just like I have some freak time.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
I'm gonna go check out a flick freak time in
the middle of an afternoon.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Yeah, Jesus, I know I should not be bragging it
to Gary about this.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
No, no, no, I'm happy for you. What'd you see?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
I want something quick, something quick, eighty five minutes of film,
that's all.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
It was Naked Gun? How was it? I loved it
all right, loved.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
It and yeah, it was just it was just a
joke a minute fast, and it was I was cracking up.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
It's just well done.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
So highly, I know we do are pucks at the
end of the show, but I highly suggests the Naked
Gun had a really good time. It was and it
was just nice being at the movies, and I thought
everyone all the performances were great. Pamela Anderson was hilarious.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Did you take your bride or you have? Sola? From work.
They are dating. They met from work.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
Oh my god, this guy's Oh it's.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Just more and more disgusting, is I asked questions?
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Oh yeah we went there. Yeah, we went a couple
couple of people from work. Yeah, it was it was
it was a good time. And anyway, Yeah, they're dating.
They met on set cam Liam Neeson, Pamela Anderson. Yeah, yeah,
but Pamela Interce. I mean I've been watching her my
whole life. I mean I was thinking, what is peak
Pamela Anderson, what is p p A? What is the
(20:52):
work that you see?
Speaker 5 (20:53):
There's not even a question they watch Yeah, I mean
I couldn't point to a season or whatever.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
But Barber was all right barbed Wire. Was seeing barbed
Wire too.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
I don't I haven't seen it, but the video cover
is there, and then you know, you have Home improvement.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Oh yeah, but I'm going barbed wire.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
That's fair. That is fair. Actually a recently.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
That is no.
Speaker 6 (21:20):
Do you know Pamela and I was gonna say, I
know Pamela Anderson, but she was a little I think
she was just a little bit before my time.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
M hm, that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
She was something else. Although although Chris in uh in
Home improvement. I was actually a bigger fan of the
other tool girl. Heidi, Yeah, Heidi was that was That
was Pete Chris. He's already sorry, Jenny, I've been trying
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for years. Oh stop, I'm kidding. Oh, I get I
guess I could see how that comes off poorly.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Now that not that I've replayed into my head.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Here we are alright, well, I guess you know we
have comments. We haven't done commented. Men, I have a
I do have some more excerpts from Busting makes me
feel good.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
So look, ad you go.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
We could see where we're where I mean, look look
where I went, and we could see where I've uh,
we're actually let's see that just because I have it
open and I'll forget to read it if we if we.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Don't, bless it makes me feel good, all.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Right, And once again, these are all excerpts from my
journal for my two thousand and six road trip. We're
almost hitting the twenty year anniversary of this June two
thousand and six, where me and fifteen other guys bought
a school bus took it around the country. Last we
left off was Bismarck, North Dakota, where we ate at
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the Alien bar and grill.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
Ah, yes, can I interrupt on the question real quick
using my time machine, my ability to manipulate time. Where
is this bus now? Oh, it's the status you said.
You and your friends all bought a bus.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
If you want to, if you want to, just uh,
you're jump.
Speaker 5 (23:10):
It's part of the story. Yeah, all right, well sorry one.
This what happens wheeling time is it is difficult and dangerous.
It's a dangerous game. All right, Let's go back, Let's
go back in time.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
Let's go back though before the bus was totaled.
Speaker 5 (23:26):
Armed with the knowledge of the future, we.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Are now in Waterbury, Minnesota. I know you guys have
all wanted to be there, because the thing we would
do is if we weren't sleeping on the bus. Once again,
if we were going from city to city, we'd would
sleep on the bus and two people would drive, and
then we'd wake. We get there in the through the night,
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we get there in the day, and we get all
day to explore and then drive through the night again.
But sometimes family members, distant family members would hear that
we're coming into town and welcome us into their their
humble abodes. Sixteen guys, it seems like It didn't seem
like that big a deal to them until we got there.
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We have there were like there were family members who
kicked this out and we're just like, all right, you
guys gotta get out of here.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
We can't be here anymore. You know, a little rowdy.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
I'm sure some toilets got clogged, things like that, and
uh so it's fine, but this is we went. I'll
just read Waterbury, Minnesota. We arrived at Adam's aunt's house
in Minnesota. In Minnesota, Minnesota.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
A little accent there.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Already, I'm already doing it now.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Were people, Chris, let me interrupt for just a moment.
Were people honest with their relatives or were they were
they soft selling? Like I mean, a few buddies are
gonna swing.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
We may have been that too for the ones, but
you know, some people, let us say, like in Gainesville,
we stayed at Matt Eggar's uncle's house for like five
days because our bus broke down. He just loved us, So,
I mean, they're different in different stages of hospitality that
welcomed us. So we arrived at Adam's ant's house late night,
early morning. Everyone crashed hard that night inside the house,
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but I had the sudden urge to sleep alone in
the bus. That's right, I remember, like sometimes just gets
so sick of being around in such close quarters, like
I seed a night. I just need a night. That's
probably fighting with everybody who knows. It was actually really
very refreshing to sleep alone and to sprawl out. I
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slept on the Oh yeah, because man, you sleep on
that bus, you're curled up. It's it's like sardine's in
a can. I slept on the floor as opposed to
the couch on the bus, and was awakened by the
sunrise one I grabbed. I woke up, grabbed the guitar
and started playing. Since I didn't know which house was Diane's.
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Oh yes, I must have not even went in the house,
like woke up, like I don't know where they are.
I noticed that while playing guitar, I noticed there was
a kid outside who's watering everybody's lawns. I later learned
he does forty houses for about ten dollars an hour
for five hours. Really nice kid. Later we went to
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college Town.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
It was lame.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Me and Matt had to ride in the trunk and
I got so carsick and I ended up socking Ninja
in the arm, which I later regretted. The music was
pounding the next day and we went to Minneapolis and
went to the Mall of America for our final day
in Minnesota. You know it's a big mall when there
are four Lids stores and a Mall of America in
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a Mall of America souvenir store. Also, there were over
five hundred shops and the world's largest indoor theme park.
We went to the Seers and took a buttload of
portrait shots. They turned out really awesome. The Zoomies was
really cool and better than any of the other ones
I've seen.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
They were blast ZOOMI guys. Were you guys were a
specific age? Weren't you? Really good?
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Best Zoomies I've been to as of yet. They were
blasting the new Early November album, so oh yeah, and
the employees are super nice. I love the Early November. Basically,
it was just a really huge mall. But I'm glad
I went because D two was filmed there and so
that's right. I forgot. That's where they get their game
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back together.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
I went to a Mall of America when I was
joining Adam on part of his book tour, and uh,
that's where Adam and I saw the Godzilla movie with
Brian Cranston, and then I had yeah, yeah, but he's
in it for a moment. And then afterwards went to uh,
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just some like hotel bar that was attached to the
Mall of America, like wherever we were staying, and proceeded
to drink enough whiskey where I ended up throwing up
my hotel room that night. So that was a great time.
Nice yep. And Adam knows it too, because we were
hanging out and I was like, I gotta get back
to my room. Clear, are you okay? You know, kept
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it together for as long as I needed to.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
I I remember there. And then also in Lime Rock,
you were oh no, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (28:28):
I was out there too.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Different trip, you freaking freaking handle bizz.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
I have two quotes from a couple guys because I
wrote quotes at the top. One is from Manny he
wrote quote, I wrote his quote. If it came down
to it, I think I'd eat Trevor first. And then
Andrew's quote. Andrew's quote was North Dakota bombies, Oh blonde,
beautiful and perfect.
Speaker 5 (28:55):
I wish they all could be North Dakota.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
And so there's a there's Ben, there's a time in Minnesota,
and also wrote a smaller excerpt here from Minnesota. On
the oh on the way out we got it, Mack
got a call saying his grandfather had died and he
had to legal and yeah, and he'd have to leave
the trip early to make it for the funeral. Where
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it's gonna express the sympathy we had for him as
a great run. But we all respected his decision. And
even though I'll see all those guys who left in
a few days, it's weird saying goodbye. I remember that. Yeah,
so Matt had to leave because his dad. Alrighty, well, anyway,
Minnesota really great place. Now there's some comments here, let's do.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
It to it.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
And these are all comments delivered to us by you,
the listeners. So thank you, thank you, thank you for submitting,
for wanting to be a part of this show, and yeah,
and just for keeping the chatter going because we like
you all involved too. So I'll start off with some
from our Facebook group, and it is a free Facebook
(30:12):
group for you to join. So just go to first off,
if you don't Facebook profile, creative Facebook profile, and then
go to Facebook, dot Com, slash groups, slash Bobo Boy
Army Worldwide l LC. Answer for you questions, we won't
let you in this first one. This is from Jim Blake.
He says, with all the pool talk, the pool of sticks,
(30:32):
not liner checks, what sports do you think are the
easiest to learn.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
And the hardest to master?
Speaker 1 (30:38):
It's not hard to be the best pool play in
your bar, But most of those guys, I'm guessing to say,
he was meant to say, wouldn't go very far in
actual pool competition.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
All right, So I realized I didn't reveal my own
pool is the one thing I do with my non
dominant hand.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
I apparently learned how to shoot pool left handed.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
Oh, I got out for the life of me, like
fathom shooting pool with that?
Speaker 3 (31:00):
What is apparently the way I should And.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
To be clear, this is when we're playing each other
in that pool app you use your left hand to use.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
The queue for that. It's only in life biling.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
Oh okay, wow, I'm impressed.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Okay, that's something to do with your your oppostion. And
Matt texts me another thing he did. He just said
the stranger he I don't know if that all right?
Speaker 5 (31:21):
Uh, you know, I don't know. Is the question like
when you say, what's the easiest to learn but the
hardest to master? Is it more impressive that it's a
sport that is really difficult to master? Or are we
looking for something that's very easy to learn? Do you
know what I'm saying? Like what fits the profile better?
Like in my opinion, something like golf is probably pretty
easy to learn, but it's very difficult to master.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
I was thinking of golf. But it's nice even learn,
but but you can you can hit the ball like
that doesn't count.
Speaker 6 (31:52):
I think as like learning, Like I threw that one
out to you, but I think that one's too hard
to learn versus like too hard to.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
All right, well, let me I was thinking of sport.
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (32:02):
Tell me what you think poker easy to learn how
to play poker, but to be master poker player, I.
Speaker 5 (32:11):
Would argue, it's just as hard to learn. There's so
many like rules and hands. Here's what I'm saying, it
is easy to learn, but hard to master. Frisbee golf.
Everyone could throw a fucking frisbee.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
That's easy, you would think. So I.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Played frisbebe off with Kailin I can't. I learned that
right there, that I can't throw a frisbee like I
thought I did.
Speaker 5 (32:34):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Like, oh wait, I can't throw this. I thought I could.
You know, ultimate frisbee is fun, but when you're actually
holding like the frisbees and frisbee golf and you're trying
to aim, it's like, oh my gosh, this is embarrassing.
You know.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
I'm sorry, man, I'm not like you. I can just
bowl with either hand and get okay.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
I got one. Skateboarding pretty easy to learn.
Speaker 6 (32:58):
How to just ride on a skateboard ward really fucking
hard to beat to.
Speaker 5 (33:03):
My broken bones, scaling.
Speaker 6 (33:05):
You can't get on a skateboard and ride down the street.
Fucking eight year olds can do that, no problem. Dogs
can do that. I see dogs do that. Actually, just
ride a skateboard is very easy to learn. To be
a professional skateboarder would be so fucking hard.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
What about cornhole? Pretty easy to me, that's.
Speaker 5 (33:25):
Pretty easy to master. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
I would say, yeah, just like those group to put
it out. Well, let's see some of the people that
Scott Phillips said. Soccer okay, which is interesting. Scott's blind,
by the way. I mean, yeah, that's gonna be pretty
so good for you if if soccer comes easy buddy,
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Amy's size more. I'm not making fun of because he's
should sure.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
Se him like you were, did sound like it soccer?
Speaker 5 (34:01):
Oh, he's blind, by the way.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
I remember he was a ballpooller at at a at
a Corolla show and I always had to set those up,
and so he emailed the accounts like I would like
to do it. And then I remember had to tell
Adam like, all right, your ballpooller name Scott. I'm like,
because I always gave him the rundown of each everybody's
I remember just having that buck slip out, like, here's
your ball poller, Scott. He's from Waterbury, Minnesota. He's blind,
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He's and then he's like, wait, what, how's he going
to read the balls?
Speaker 3 (34:35):
But he brought his lovely.
Speaker 5 (34:35):
Wife up there with him, and I'm sure it was amazing.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Yeah, it was. It was awesome.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Amy Sizemore says, any running event, actually it's pretty easy
to learn.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Hard just to master.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Yeah, just put on your shoes and run, but very
hard to get to that elite level.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Conditioning.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
Damn there's a little more to it than just conditioning.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
Okay, you think you could get in.
Speaker 6 (35:01):
I think my skateboarding analogy is better than running. I'm
just gonna put that one out there. If you just
do the running long enough, you're gonna yeah.
Speaker 5 (35:09):
I'm with I'm with Kalen here. I feel like way
more people run a marathon than do a fucking ten
eighty off of path type. You know, like the bar
is pretty high with skateboarding.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
About roller skating or like roller blading then Matt rollerblading.
Speaker 5 (35:23):
Yeah, I guess so that's pretty easy to learn.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
Yeah, Ryan, I.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Feel like it's easier to master than skateboarding.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
Yeah, or bodyboarding too, like that was pretty easier.
Speaker 5 (35:31):
I remember, yeah, your storybuting the water.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
Yeah, well, I don't feel like any of us could
master any of the things that we brought up so far.
Speaker 6 (35:40):
I think bodyboarding would be the easiest to learn, easiest
to master. I mean maybe I just haven't.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Riding way master all of it. And then Ryan Roberts
at baseball.
Speaker 4 (35:56):
Yeah, that's that's a good one because that is pretty
easy to learn and get the mechanics sound, but to
get to an elite level is very, very difficult.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Donald Powell writes, I hate Oh Brother Where Art Thou?
In my opinion, there's zero redeeming qualities to the movie.
I've been pressured to watching it, uh and I hated
it more the second time.
Speaker 5 (36:17):
I wonder if this is in response to burn after
reading another com Brothers film.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Possibly, but uh, yeah, I didn't. I don't think I've
ever seen a Brother where Art Thou? So I can't.
I can't comment. But that's the.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
One where they're on a train.
Speaker 5 (36:31):
Yeah, at a certain point. That wouldn't describe the whole
movie that way, but that's part of it. They're singing
it's in the South.
Speaker 6 (36:39):
Well, I was gonna say, I I don't love the movie,
but I do like it a lot. And the first
time I ever watched it it was on AMC, and
AMC used to do this really cool thing where they
have like fun facts about the movie play on the
screen when the movie was playing. And I just read
The Odyssey in school and it was telling me all
about you know, it is the Odyssey. It's based on
the Odyssey, and it was referencing, referencing different points in
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the book and how it is in the movie, and
I thought that was really cool, and I really liked
the movie ever since. So I disagree with the Dike,
but that was cool.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
That did that.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
I'll just wait for Nolan to do The Odyssey next year.
I can't wait. I trust him to Holland.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
I don't know if I'm super in on Tom Holland.
Speaker 5 (37:19):
I like him's arm.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
It's so charming.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Any golfs, Yeah, but you know a movie with no
redeeming qualities.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
We've all done and we all watched My All American together.
Speaker 5 (37:30):
Speaking of movie nights and golf, we got Happy Gilmour
two coming up, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
That is right. Maybe on Thursday, maybe, yeah, most likely Thursday.
Joe Urbanek says, congrats to the Bobba Boy Army Worldwide LLC.
The Facebook group hit its five year anniversary yesterday.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
Five university of the greatest place.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
On the net.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
In honor of that, which is one of your favorite
memories from either this group or the podcast, and I'll
read a couple of them just because it's you know,
it's time to reminisce. Jim Blake says Matt Fondelier when
he discovered that all doors transport you to another place.
That's pretty excitting stuff. That was good. That was good,
(38:16):
Kimberly McDonald, says Dawson on the podcast Live from Matt's
back Deck in Texas, when he that was fun.
Speaker 5 (38:25):
That was fun for some of us.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
Was interesting.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
So you also liked the bird Box challenge classic Casey
Peters's music, and uh and it's pretty alright when Cale said,
it's pretty alright, so all know we write it.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
Dawn, get out of here.
Speaker 5 (38:45):
That was good. That was the whole episode.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
Jacob Morales, go ahead.
Speaker 6 (38:49):
I just want to say I have a very obscure,
like one line memory of an episode that is one
of my favorites that we've ever gone over. I think
it had to do around the time we introduced All
of Money and the Mall of Money meet up and
tear whatever. But we were talking about marshmallows. I think
we were talking about like why aren't they why are
they square? Why are they circle?
Speaker 3 (39:08):
Or something like that.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Dawson was so fit up and he was trying to.
Speaker 6 (39:12):
Go if thinking about marshmallows was a pie chart, like
my entire pie would be just one color. And then
me and Chris at the same time went, you mean
all you think about is Marshmallows.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
I don't know why that moment. I will try to
find that episode.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
Like Matt, let's see.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Jacob Morales says, any and all the batchit crazy brackets
like cheeseball he loved.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
So there you go.
Speaker 5 (39:41):
Maybe a marshmallow pie chart coming up soon, So raise yourselves.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
John Murphy says any time that flexes his world class
accent skills. That's my favorite, Ryan Roberts is when Gary
outed me when I posted anonymously in the in the group. Yeah, a.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
Lot of other that's bullshit. Chris, you just made that up.
I saw I.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Did not out him. That's a bullsh So there we
go out of here.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
Let's see.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Oh there's another this Saturday remind me mad in the
Facebook group.
Speaker 5 (40:19):
Yeah, I saw it as a story where Nick on
a blowjob, but you know it's uh, it's a little,
a little racy.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
I was just gonna move on. But all right, let's
firstreet a couple from Patreon. By the way, if you're
not subscribed to patron patreon dot com, slash water cooler
is where you.
Speaker 5 (40:39):
Go bos a month.
Speaker 3 (40:40):
No ads, All right, who needs.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Me to sell it even more than that? Okay, so
this is up. So last week Pool, what like, It's hard.
Speaker 3 (40:50):
Dawson.
Speaker 4 (40:52):
That was outrageous. I'm sorry someone who could only couldn't participate.
That was a You guys were trying your best to
point out how absurd he was being, but yeah, damn.
Speaker 5 (41:02):
I don't know if you guys watched the clip that
I posted on Facebook from Oh God, what the hell
is that movie? Paul Newman and Tom Cruise the Pool movie.
There's now the sequence Color of Money, The Color of
Money Money, There's a sequence in it where they're playing
the Werewolves of London and Tom Cruise is playing pool
and the camera like never cuts away and he is
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on a fucking another level. It's one of my favorite
Tom Cruise moments ever. And that, in my mind, was
what it looked like when Dawson was claiming to just
be the greatest pool player of all time.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
My my pool, my bar move in a pool. I've
mentioned this before, but whenever it's down to the eight ball,
I never break eye contact with the person I'm playing against, and.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
And you miss it all the time.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
I miss it probably ninety percent of the time.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
And I realized, now, my wise old age, it was
just a cop out for if I missed it while trying,
and I think I was putting myself in a weird position.
But but yeah, I wasn't being honest with myself. But dude,
when I would land at Kaylin, Oh, it was glorious,
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just glorious. It's more fun when you do it the strangers.
Clay Taylor says, what if this rude note that Chris
got in his car is the beginning of the greatest
love story ever told. I'm team Jenny, though. Don't go
down that road, Chris, I will not, Clay. Let's see here,
(42:37):
Greg Zeppelin love that name, just as new member here. Hey, yeah,
he's on Patreon episode number twenty nine.
Speaker 5 (42:47):
Hell yeah, yeah, a long way to go, brother.
Speaker 3 (42:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
By the way, for those who haven't heard any of
the Patreon episodes, really it's gonna be at two sixty six,
so there's a lot of extra content. You get that
whole archive. He says, don't worry Chris. Oh, He's like, uh,
don't worry, Chris. I'm adding the mouthles myself. Love you guys. Hey,
thanks Greg.
Speaker 3 (43:06):
Eric, then there was probably more than one person doing
the mouth licks.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
Wow that Eric Lapour says, the act of playing pool
is very easy. Becoming good at pool is difficult. So
there you go. It's the same thing we talked about.
But he said as if he was Confucius. Confucius, Confucius,
I don't know how to say it, Confucius. Jeremy Clayboss
(43:32):
says it was Jen who left her car or left
that note in the car, or one of her friends
pranking you.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
Nope, was not.
Speaker 4 (43:40):
No, I come on, the story started with Chris leaving
the house at like five in the morning. You think
Jenny's following Chris to the gym for the lolls.
Speaker 5 (43:50):
So you also think that it happened while he was
part of the gym.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
No, I think it must have happened at his house.
He was I think he was seeing the gym for
fucking thirty seconds.
Speaker 3 (43:59):
Yeah, yeah, I think it's most likely that it happened
at the house.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
Duck Guy sixty nine Smiths says, did Dawson just call
pool a sport?
Speaker 3 (44:07):
Yes? You did? Can confirm? Okay, Well he just yeah.
Speaker 5 (44:11):
Sorry, Kalin called poker a sport so well.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
Duck Guy says, if you can drink beer and eat
food while playing, it's not well activity.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
But duck Guy, I challenge you. I can do that
with any sport too. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
Yeah, I can drink beer and play hockey like that.
Still sat food. Yeah, happy to do it. Let's see here.
Spencer Smith says. Oh, he says, live traps are hand traps.
We have been through this before with a skunk. Just
grow a set and take care of it.
Speaker 3 (44:45):
Spencer. It was four thirty in the morning, man.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
Half a sleep, perfect time to let him know I
didn't have it was just not gonna happen regardless if
I need to do not It's like we'll go back.
Speaker 6 (45:00):
And said, Okay, I got another one. Easy to learn,
difficult to master sport again, very vague here, chess.
Speaker 5 (45:11):
That's hard to learn, man, it's not learn that.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
I learned that when I was fucking like seven.
Speaker 5 (45:18):
There's like twelve different pieces I gotta move at.
Speaker 6 (45:22):
Half of them will do the same thing and the
other there's really realistically, there's only like four or five
pieces you need to know how to know.
Speaker 3 (45:31):
That's good.
Speaker 5 (45:32):
That's good.
Speaker 3 (45:32):
Kaylen could not be more right about this. That's terrible.
Take literally half the board's duplicates. There's twelve. There's however,
many pawns too, like well, Jacob more.
Speaker 5 (45:45):
Or less the easiest board game to learn.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Well, I didn't say it's not the easiest, but it's
pretty fucking easy.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
Jacob more or less rites. I've heard this about chess,
but it could be applicable to pool. You can learn
the rules of the game in an afternoon and it's
been the rest of your life trying to master it.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
Correct.
Speaker 5 (46:07):
Wow, there you go.
Speaker 6 (46:08):
But unless you're Matt, did that just come up right
after I said Okay, amazing?
Speaker 2 (46:16):
You start that before I said my thing? Did that influence?
Speaker 3 (46:19):
I don't know, doesn't make it right now? How you feeling,
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (46:23):
You know, I'm feeling a little, A little Yeah, I
think we live in a simulation.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
Synchronicity, felt simmy.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
And then lastly, Darren Sutton writes, I can't imagine a
world where raccoons would stop me from doing anything l L.
Speaker 3 (46:38):
Then again, I'm a country boy.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
Eat pieces of ship like that for breakfast, and I
think we'll close the comments there by the way once again,
Happy Gilmour to the next movie club. All right, why
don't we go around the horn, get our plugs in
and then we'll g T F O And I guess
start with some Patreon, so I'll start over there in Austin, Texas.
Mister Matt Fondelier, can you if you can do see
your plugs with your right hand, then we'll let you go.
Speaker 5 (47:02):
Thanks. I'll be happy to because that's not the hand
that was burned, so it'll be super easy for me
to do. Patreon dot com slash water Cooler. Please check
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I'll all use my right hand because I have this
(47:23):
this graphic novel that my friend is letting me borrow
called The Last Ronin and it is a like logan
that movie logan, but for the fucking Ninja Turtles. And
it is written by the original creators of the Ninja
Turtles about the last one standing, and it's fucking awesome.
(47:45):
I'm not done with it yet, but I am enjoying
the shit out of it, so I highly recommend that.
Speaker 3 (47:50):
It's about how the last Ninja Turtle wait. Sorry. This
is a story in which three of the Ninja turtles
have died.
Speaker 5 (47:56):
That's correct.
Speaker 3 (47:57):
I do not like this one yet.
Speaker 5 (47:59):
It's it's like Logan, Like again, spoilers for Logan, but
he's like most of the X Men are fucking dead
and it's him and Professor X and it's super dark
and fucked up and it's awesome. So this is that, but.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
It actually sounds pretty.
Speaker 3 (48:15):
Turtle.
Speaker 5 (48:16):
I would not, but it's awesome. And I'm not going
to say which one's left because they draw it out
in the book itself, and uh, even in the cover image,
the remaining turtle has all of their weapons, so uh,
it's it's pretty wild. I gotta say that's awesome.
Speaker 3 (48:32):
Wait, has has Winter survived? Dude? No way, there's no.
Speaker 5 (48:35):
Way, dude. I hate to break it to you. Absolutely not.
Speaker 3 (48:39):
Well, then who's his professor X.
Speaker 5 (48:42):
Well, I'm not I'm not quite through it yet, but
maybe there's a Maybe there are other people in the
universe that you're not thinking of that could be a
helpful aid. Maybe not a a trained master, but maybe
somebody who could help them in other ways.
Speaker 3 (48:55):
Reporter, Yeah, what about what about April April O'Neil.
Speaker 5 (48:59):
Yeah, that's what we're talking about.
Speaker 3 (49:00):
Yeah, that's what I was talking about it, or Casey
Jones or bebopping rock steady.
Speaker 5 (49:08):
Dude, Darby, read me the fucking Wikipedia for this thing.
Speaker 1 (49:11):
I want to kill you, all righty, let's oh kitln
please after you, let's get plugging.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
Just falling about with Michael Bean.
Speaker 6 (49:23):
A great episode this week with actor Rick Rossovich who
was in Top Gun, he was in Navy Seals and
the Terminator and him my dad got a lot of
a lot of stories to share and talk about and
reminisce over and talking about Bill Paxton and.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
Uh, just a really good time, really good episode. Check
that out.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
Just hell yeah, fooling a boot for the Canadian version,
the Canadian side, and then for me watch the Naked
Gun if you can enjoy it, and uh pay with
the last run in too that that looks pretty freaking awesome.
I'll give that a plug too, all right. That'll do
it for this episode of Oh this I think I'm
(50:03):
playing at Marina Wine coming up.
Speaker 3 (50:07):
Okay, it's cool.
Speaker 5 (50:08):
You plucked the Turtles graphic novel. You're good, all.
Speaker 3 (50:11):
Right, that'll do it for this episode. Marko picture, I
love you, give bye.
Speaker 1 (50:18):
Oh wait, I forgot excuse me, I forgot so if
you don't mind, we're gonna.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
You doubled down on the Marina one. I thought that's
the one you would call it yourself, And no, you got.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
Another plug from If you have another plug, so I'll
let you take it.
Speaker 3 (50:44):
Okay, I'm only a seven ft tall.
Speaker 1 (50:47):
We're all the same in these in these show, so
we have one more plug. Sorry to the listeners, I
know you thought that the show is over, but it
is not. We have one more plug.
Speaker 3 (50:54):
Let's hear it.
Speaker 5 (51:00):
Mom.
Speaker 3 (51:02):
Also, if you have a super.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
Power, no tant to it there.
Speaker 3 (51:27):
That's too fun.
Speaker 1 (51:28):
You're not go.
Speaker 4 (51:31):
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Speaker 5 (51:49):
I'm absolutely gonna listen to that now.
Speaker 3 (51:51):
It's actually really fun.
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Speaker 1 (52:02):
What a title, Love wriggle too. All right, well that
will do it for the steps of Wako. See you
for Patroon last week. We love you, goodbye.
Hey, welcome to water Cooler. Thank you so so much
for hanging out. And if you were singing along with
those mouth looks like me and Gary, then you are
welcome and you're welcome here. This is a this is
a good place for you. So thank you so much
for tuning in and hanging out. You know it goes
I Chris Locks, I want to kick it with my
Crol digital buds from yesteryear. Like the aforementioned man in
(00:34):
Orange County right here, mister Gary Smith didn't care for
it when I wasn't here, not a fan than I
when I am. I think it's even better when you're here. Ah,
that's good. And then all the way in Long Beach, California,
like myself, it's Caitlin Bean.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Hello Kaylin, Hello Chris okay.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
And then all the way in Austin, Texas, it's mister
Matt Fondelier.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Hey, brother, No Dawson Day.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
He's on a cruise. But Matt live in the life,
my god, Okay, he really is. It's living his life
his best.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
How do we feel about the automatic email response that
includes the link to the cruise that he's on.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Is this a flax?
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Is a I didn't even email response.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Ye I saw come in, but I didn't check the
body of the e mail.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
It says I'm on a cruise and then there's a
link to the cruise things.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
You can go check out the awesome thing that he's doing.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Maybe people don't believe him, you know, I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Maybe maybe someone wants to buy a ticket midway through
and jump on, you know, in the middle of the ocean.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
So I'm out of the country and by the way,
not not even capitalized on each work, just I'm out
of the country, like i'm and then all lower case
all right, and then the is.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
In the i'm there is at least okay. So he
does hit the shift key, but just not.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Or it automatically just does a for the first one
in the title case.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
This doesn't remind me of a I just had to
jump in here that we used to have a coworker
that when they typed in all caps, what was it
instead of like all caps, he would hit the shift
bar for everything, or he would like hit the capslock
for US capital letter and then you'd hit it again.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Correct, it was caps locks for a shift yeah, right, yeah,
so he for for a quick shift. If you're writing
a title case, he would toggle the caps lock on.
And by the way, his name is Gabe Maldonado and
he should be recognized for being the monster that he is.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
And he is the commissioner of our fantasy football. Yeah,
so good on him. But that was nuts when he
admitted that to us.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Uh no, you should have you should have mentioned that
because us nearly asn't sane. Now the body of Dawson's
oh is I'm out of the country coming on the
Blue Crew and then the link for on the Blue
HDTV on the Blue Creuse dot Com. Now, interesting sentence
(03:05):
structure there, because he's M seeing The way it reads
at first is he's M seeing on the Blue Cruise, right,
He's M seeing the on the Blue Cruise. This is why,
this is why I first noticed this, and then then
saw the link and had to go to the link
(03:26):
because I was trying to.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Figure out did he fuck up his sentence structure here?
So then I was like, oh, there's a link. I
wonder what this goes to, and I clicked on it,
and all of a sudden, I'm presented with this website
about this cruise and I discover. No, he's m seeing
the on the Blue Cruise. But he described it as
M seeing on the Blue Cruise.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Yep. Oh, he's out of the country, everybody.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
I'm such an idiot. Sentence structure too. I can't tell
the difference between what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
The title of the cruise.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
But we don't do another round. It's really fine.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
No, we're gonna come through this.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
My grammar's not.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
We asked you if you had topics and you said
a few, as long as I possibly can, please, That
did happen?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, but boy, anyway, Dawson's Dawson's according to this, he's
on the Blue He's on the Blue Cruise. And uh,
and he says.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
No, he's on the on the Blue Cruise.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
And then it says, if you have any inquiries, please
contact my dog Champ while I'm away.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
So there you go.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
All right, Well he will be missed now, Matt, Yes,
right before the show, you told us something. It was
kind of bumming you out today.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Yeah, well it didn't really bum me out today. I
bummed me out twenty minutes before the show, which is
I was racing to cook a delicious dinner for me
and my wife and.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Uh delicious, because yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Went to the supermarket and I bought some fresh sausages,
so I had a couple of kibosa. I got one
that was like a hatch chili because that's like it's
in the season right now out here in the Southwest,
and then cooked their raw so they got to go
on that on that grill out front around the back. Baby, yeah,
(05:17):
that would be weird. Well, Gary, I'm a little out
of sorts because while I was cooking them at a
certain point, I opened up the grill to examine them,
and I thought they look pretty good, but maybe they
could use another minute. And while I continue to look
at these sausages, I reached up and what I thought
was pulling the handle of the grill down was in
(05:37):
fact grabbing the scorching hot actual front of the grill,
and I burned the absolute living shit out of I
would say three and a half of my fingers, and uh, well,
it's like just a just a barely graze of my thumb.
I would not say that my thumb is significantly burnt,
but it did. It got like a just a little
(06:00):
scach of that. But my like index finger, middle finger,
and ring finger are fucking scorched. It took an eighth
of a second, but that's all it takes. And uh,
then trying to serve and eat this meal like a
fucking caveman where I can't like grip the fucking front
of the it was, it's just been a disaster.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Now you live your life on a keyboard? What are
we going to do about this for the immediate near.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
I honestly hadn't even thought that far ahead. Gary. That
depresses me so much.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
I'm so sorry. I don't mean to bring you down,
but I'm this. I'm trying to think practically here about
what would happen to me if I did that, And
I would be very concerned about my ability to type.
Oh no, the tips of those fingers are going to
be pretty tender for a few days there, bubba.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
So not last.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
Friday, the friday before I got stung by a bee
while doing my pawn work. And that was just one finger,
And that was honestly in the finger right yeah, right,
boom right there in the middle.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
There you go, and so like puff stuff in the middle,
so you can't like bend.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
It properly exactly, and left hand I'm handed and honestly,
just that one finger fucked me up typing and editing.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
So I feel for you.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
Here, Matt.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
So, Kaitlyn, are your kids left handed?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
No, they're both right I would know they're both right hand.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Okay, interesting, my son's left handed, and neither my wife
nor I are.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
So me and my brother Alex are both left handed,
and both of our parents are right handed.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
So who fucking knows how?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Yeah, right works? You never know?
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Yeah, do you do anything the opposite Does anyone here
do anything with the opposite hand?
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Like?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
For instance, like what's that, Matt?
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Like what Matt? Well?
Speaker 5 (07:33):
I right with my right hand, but I throw with
my left hand, and when I played soccer, I would
also kick with my left foot.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
That explains the athletic abilities that I was. Yeah, now
here's the questions wrong. Have you ever tried throwing with
the right hand?
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Yeah, it doesn't feel right, doesn't feel right. When I
go bowling, I'll switch it up depending on you know,
what pins are left.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
What side you're on. Yeah, exactly, you'll switch it up
within the frame.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
That's right, that's absolutely right. I'll fucking I'll default to
the left hand, and then if I see like the
cleanup the last pins. Like on the right hand side,
I'll switch it up. But you know what, my right hand.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I could switch up bowling every once in a while.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
That's pretty impressive because but by using fork with your
other hand though, that's a bridge too far.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
That well, it's a fork and a knife at the
same time, so I really would not have I got it.
These are like I gotta cut these sausages up, you.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Know, I mean, it is a sausage. You don't if
you're going to eat anything like without fork and knife. Yeah,
sausage is pretty pretty good for to do that with.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Good hand yet, pink palm.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
Tennis golf right handed.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yeah, I'm right handed golf and batting.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
Batting left handed?
Speaker 3 (08:50):
What about reading that right handed? Your right handed golf? Kayling? Yeah, okay,
I mean look.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
So that's that's right hand closest like down so like
left hand on top right, Yeah, that's correct.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Yes, you don't buy what position your hands are in.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Yeah, you you were swinging from You're swinging from right
to left.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
That's right handed. Yeah okay, yeah same.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
And batting, so batting and swinging I'm right handed.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Yeah. How about you here, Chris right and right like
a normal human being. Chris, you do anything with your
non dominant hand.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I go right, swing right, Oh, non dominant hand. No,
I mean play guitar. I could fret. I could do
a mean fret on the guitar. But that's nice.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
That's it, and you know, musical instruments, things like that.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
But but yeah, nothing nothing primary with the other hand.
But I look, I'm just surprised that fifty of the
water cooler at this moments.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
You guys, hear your v You've got damaged digits over here.
Speaker 6 (09:59):
And the worst part about it, too, is like I
was cleaning this area of a pond where I know
there's bees, there's bees fucking everywhere, but because there's bees, like,
I just haven't been doing it the past couple of weeks,
and I was like, I know, I gotta do it,
I gotta do it. And I was just reaching into
this pond and I fucking knew there was gonna be
in there. And the second that fucker stung me, I
was like, this is what I get, This is what
I knew it was gonna fucking be. I knew it
(10:20):
was coming before it happened, you know, I had that Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
In Washington, d C.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
I was appreciating the Washington Monument doing a lot of pictures.
I made it look like my wiener and stuff from a.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
First and.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Uh, I got stung in the finger. I just you
just feel it, and you kind of hear the bee
cringe because it's it's a stinger's been pulled out of
its butthole and it, you know, eventually sadly dies, but
it's stung my finger and I look at it. I
hear the bee buzz away. I look at my finger.
There's a stinger in it, and I go, well, this sucks.
So I went to pull it out and it stings
(10:56):
my other finger, and now it's stuck in my other
finger and both fingers got stung that way, things on
both of my fingdies in Washington.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
D C.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
I didn't even know I could do that.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
I didn't either. It's a pretty impressive feat.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
But Matt, so, I mean, your fingerprints are gone.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
Going to bring that out. I was wondering about that.
I guess I should know. I've researched the most true
crime stories out of any of us, and I guess
I already know the answer is no. But the thought
of being like I can commit a fucking crime right now,
you'd never catch me. H, you're one stuff, You're one
step closer to becoming a man in black. Wow, amazing. Yeah,
it's uh, it's really special feeling. I gotta say, every
(11:41):
moment is just a reminder of how great it feels.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Yeah, like, mat does this? Does this impact the finger
that you used to play words with friends? Because that's
what's really important?
Speaker 5 (11:51):
Oh, good question. I think I should be okay. I
think the one thing that is nice about this is
that I did use my left tanned, which I, as discussed,
is not the dominant hand. I don't plan on throwing
any baseballs anytime soon, so other than typing. But I
think I should be okay. But typing is gonna be tough.
(12:12):
That's gonna hurt.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no finger, I mean yeah, the
crimes you commit.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Like I always.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
You know, I always say, the best superhero power that
you could have is uh teleportation, right. I just think
that if I could have one superhero power, it would
be teleportation that hasn't changed for a decade.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
And a half.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
Yeah, that's a pretty good one.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
But the other one, of course, which is close to it,
is stopping time, which might maybe right right next to
it if you have the patience, because then technically you
could teleport.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
I like to take it. I take it.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
It got to go a step further than stopping time.
If you ever saw that Marvel movie Doctor Strange, you
want just control of time. You don't want to just
be able to stop time. You want to be able
to manipulate it in any which way you please.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Okay, so Matt, I would argue that would probably be
my top superpower.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Manipulate time.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
What would be the first thing that you do you
just found out you had this power?
Speaker 5 (13:16):
Mm hmm, it's a great question.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Be something.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
I mean never really thought. Dark dude just turned to
a life of crime.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Oh they're fine, the bank is gonna be fine.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
I mean, as gonna want to cut.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
This is my idea.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
You gotta you gotta go back to the age.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
That's just that's that's just where you start.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
That's just the first thing I'm saying is is that
you go back, you know, you go back in time
and you buy some stocks that you know, with the
with the the knowledge of hindsight are gonna pop. And
then all of a sudden you come back here and boom,
you're you're rolling in it.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Grey has integrianty. He wants to there in it the
real way.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
I'm gonna take it from the bank.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Yeah don't.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
It's just uh because look, Matt, you could commit a
crime right now. Nobody wouldn't know except you know, they
just look at the prints like it just has a
bunch of grill marks.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
Here's here's what I'm thinking. I've now given this a
little bit more thought. I would do a back to
the Future part two Iff Sports Almanac related effect. So
I would skip forward way in advance and figure out
a company like Google or some sort of like incredible
thing that is now clearly an impact of all of society,
(14:33):
and then come back to my current time and place
a small investment in like an upstar company. That would then,
I know.
Speaker 6 (14:40):
I feel like I feel like Gary's one was much
better because you have to wait for yours. If you
do Gary's, then you already have the money by the
time you come back.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Just what you would want to do.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
Man's like you would go forward. Gary's like would go
go back. I mean going back is clear, and do.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
You think you'd even remember like when you come back
to be even placed a bet who who are the
most recent NBA champions?
Speaker 3 (15:06):
You're gonna remember years of this?
Speaker 5 (15:09):
No, no, no, it wouldn't need to be sports related. I
understand the sports I know. But then I said it
would be like finding a business or something.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
So then I remember, all right, yeah, Matt, I mean
I don't know. I really think that I have it
the right way. You go back to like nineteen ninety
one and you buy ten grand where the apples stuck,
and then you come back here and all of a
sudden you're in the money.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Yeah, but there's here's the difference in killing you didn't
think about this either. I've seen the fucking future, man.
All right, Gary didn't get to do that. He just
went and saw some and that he already saw. Okay,
maybe guts different perspective on it. I saw the future, man.
I have all kinds of perspective. I've seen so many things.
I'll have so much additional knowledge. What if it's all
fucking burn to the ground, Yeah, exactly, I can prevent it.
(15:50):
Maybe I'll prevent it.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Okay, Ashton Kocher, settle down. So let's see, Kitlen, you'd
rob a bank?
Speaker 6 (15:56):
Yeah, the first thing I would do if I just
had the power. I just fucking up the bank for sure.
Like off like trying to get into the vault.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
You still got to do that. You gotta wait for
someone to.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Get into the vault. You got to get someone to
open it.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
And I couldn't stop the time for like the bank
manager to open it, so that that would actually be
a little tough for then I thought, now that I'm
thinking about it, it's probably not a good one.
Speaker 5 (16:17):
Uh See, I will have gone to the future, and
I will know that crime is you know, predicted by
a series of precognitives who know a crime before it occurs,
and thus you'll be arrested before you commit the crime.
If you guys have seen the documentary, might not.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Have that documentary pretty fucked up if you think about
it care it is speaking of bank robbery.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
By the way, I suggest if you haven't listened to it,
I interviewed a bank robber on this very podcast when
it was Resume Clayton.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
Let's do an interview from fifteen years ago.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
A man, we're still slitting that rev so go yeah,
same RSS.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Baby is is even going to a bank and stealing
a bunch of cash?
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Still, Like I don't know I find that.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
You gotta do. You gotta do the digital world.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
It's just like what we canna do with all.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
This Oh, it's the oh, you gotta do the hell
or high water.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Move.
Speaker 6 (17:10):
So if you got a lot of cash, you gotta move.
You take it all to a casino and then you
just sit there, turn into chips. You just sit there
for like.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
And lose it all.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Kailin, do you know how casinos work? Have you ever
seen me at a casino?
Speaker 6 (17:20):
If you got to change money, if you gotta change money,
that's that's how you do it. Okay, they rob the
banks and then the way that he like gets the
money is he like he takes it to the casino,
gets the chips. He's like a hand, waits five hours,
takes it back, and then he takes all.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
That money and depositive. That's right, I got casino.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Okay, see Kilns already thinking. And then yeah, Gary and Matt,
you would you would work some some magic to just.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
Chris.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
If I had the power to stop.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Time, and I could or pause or manipulate time, I
could change anything I want to do, I wouldn't do it.
Life's too precious, no regrets.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
That's what we got, wouldn't do it?
Speaker 6 (18:03):
Yeah, all right, teleport actually might be the way to
go then, yeah, you know, because if you stop time,
you can't like fucking fly a plane over to fucking somewhere,
you know, to Europe.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Like, yeah, you just go there.
Speaker 6 (18:19):
Yeah, you just teleport, hit the bank, fault and out.
So I'm actually thinking, hey, nightclers, dude, crawlers.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
If you gotta look like Nightcrawler, that's like, that's the payoff,
not worth it's yeah, you freak people out.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
But yeah, teleportation I.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
Think I am too, because as soon as you said,
what's the first thing you do if you can control time?
And I did not have a good answer. But if
you said, what's the first thing you would do if
you would teleport? I would just pick a random destination
and just go do it, Like I have an immediate
answer for how I would use it. So maybe that
is the ultimate.
Speaker 6 (18:49):
Well, how are you gonna pay for that awesome vacation?
You're gonna need to get some cash for.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
You know what?
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Goddamn right, I like them that didn't have an answer
for what he would do if you could stop time,
And then the first thing he came up with was
from a movie called Back to the Future.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Too. Yeah, exactly, that's right.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
So I just I saw a movie in the theater
that was not a Mission impossible?
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Was it a kid?
Speaker 5 (19:18):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (19:19):
It was not a kid's movie? Ca wow.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
I played a little you know, a little afternoon hooky
the other day, just like I have some freak time.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
I'm gonna go check out a flick freak time in
the middle of an afternoon.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Yeah, Jesus, I know I should not be bragging it
to Gary about this.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
No, no, no, I'm happy for you. What'd you see?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
I want something quick, something quick, eighty five minutes of film,
that's all.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
It was Naked Gun? How was it? I loved it
all right, loved.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
It and yeah, it was just it was just a
joke a minute fast, and it was I was cracking up.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
It's just well done.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
So highly, I know we do are pucks at the
end of the show, but I highly suggests the Naked
Gun had a really good time. It was and it
was just nice being at the movies, and I thought
everyone all the performances were great. Pamela Anderson was hilarious.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Did you take your bride or you have? Sola? From work.
They are dating. They met from work.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
Oh my god, this guy's Oh it's.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Just more and more disgusting, is I asked questions?
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Oh yeah we went there. Yeah, we went a couple
couple of people from work. Yeah, it was it was
it was a good time. And anyway, Yeah, they're dating.
They met on set cam Liam Neeson, Pamela Anderson. Yeah, yeah,
but Pamela Interce. I mean I've been watching her my
whole life. I mean I was thinking, what is peak
Pamela Anderson, what is p p A? What is the
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work that you see?
Speaker 5 (20:53):
There's not even a question they watch Yeah, I mean
I couldn't point to a season or whatever.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
But Barber was all right barbed Wire. Was seeing barbed
Wire too.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
I don't I haven't seen it, but the video cover
is there, and then you know, you have Home improvement.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Oh yeah, but I'm going barbed wire.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
That's fair. That is fair. Actually a recently.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
That is no.
Speaker 6 (21:20):
Do you know Pamela and I was gonna say, I
know Pamela Anderson, but she was a little I think
she was just a little bit before my time.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
M hm, that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
She was something else. Although although Chris in uh in
Home improvement. I was actually a bigger fan of the
other tool girl. Heidi, Yeah, Heidi was that was That
was Pete Chris. He's already sorry, Jenny, I've been trying
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for years. Oh stop, I'm kidding. Oh, I get I
guess I could see how that comes off poorly.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Now that not that I've replayed into my head.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Here we are alright, well, I guess you know we
have comments. We haven't done commented. Men, I have a
I do have some more excerpts from Busting makes me
feel good.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
So look, ad you go.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
We could see where we're where I mean, look look
where I went, and we could see where I've uh,
we're actually let's see that just because I have it
open and I'll forget to read it if we if we.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Don't, bless it makes me feel good, all.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Right, And once again, these are all excerpts from my
journal for my two thousand and six road trip. We're
almost hitting the twenty year anniversary of this June two
thousand and six, where me and fifteen other guys bought
a school bus took it around the country. Last we
left off was Bismarck, North Dakota, where we ate at
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the Alien bar and grill.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
Ah, yes, can I interrupt on the question real quick
using my time machine, my ability to manipulate time. Where
is this bus now? Oh, it's the status you said.
You and your friends all bought a bus.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
If you want to, if you want to, just uh,
you're jump.
Speaker 5 (23:10):
It's part of the story. Yeah, all right, well sorry one.
This what happens wheeling time is it is difficult and dangerous.
It's a dangerous game. All right, Let's go back, Let's
go back in time.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
Let's go back though before the bus was totaled.
Speaker 5 (23:26):
Armed with the knowledge of the future, we.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Are now in Waterbury, Minnesota. I know you guys have
all wanted to be there, because the thing we would
do is if we weren't sleeping on the bus. Once again,
if we were going from city to city, we'd would
sleep on the bus and two people would drive, and
then we'd wake. We get there in the through the night,
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we get there in the day, and we get all
day to explore and then drive through the night again.
But sometimes family members, distant family members would hear that
we're coming into town and welcome us into their their
humble abodes. Sixteen guys, it seems like It didn't seem
like that big a deal to them until we got there.
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We have there were like there were family members who
kicked this out and we're just like, all right, you
guys gotta get out of here.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
We can't be here anymore. You know, a little rowdy.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
I'm sure some toilets got clogged, things like that, and
uh so it's fine, but this is we went. I'll
just read Waterbury, Minnesota. We arrived at Adam's aunt's house
in Minnesota. In Minnesota, Minnesota.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
A little accent there.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Already, I'm already doing it now.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Were people, Chris, let me interrupt for just a moment.
Were people honest with their relatives or were they were
they soft selling? Like I mean, a few buddies are
gonna swing.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
We may have been that too for the ones, but
you know, some people, let us say, like in Gainesville,
we stayed at Matt Eggar's uncle's house for like five
days because our bus broke down. He just loved us, So,
I mean, they're different in different stages of hospitality that
welcomed us. So we arrived at Adam's ant's house late night,
early morning. Everyone crashed hard that night inside the house,
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but I had the sudden urge to sleep alone in
the bus. That's right, I remember, like sometimes just gets
so sick of being around in such close quarters, like
I seed a night. I just need a night. That's
probably fighting with everybody who knows. It was actually really
very refreshing to sleep alone and to sprawl out. I
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slept on the Oh yeah, because man, you sleep on
that bus, you're curled up. It's it's like sardine's in
a can. I slept on the floor as opposed to
the couch on the bus, and was awakened by the
sunrise one I grabbed. I woke up, grabbed the guitar
and started playing. Since I didn't know which house was Diane's.
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Oh yes, I must have not even went in the house,
like woke up, like I don't know where they are.
I noticed that while playing guitar, I noticed there was
a kid outside who's watering everybody's lawns. I later learned
he does forty houses for about ten dollars an hour
for five hours. Really nice kid. Later we went to
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college Town.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
It was lame.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Me and Matt had to ride in the trunk and
I got so carsick and I ended up socking Ninja
in the arm, which I later regretted. The music was
pounding the next day and we went to Minneapolis and
went to the Mall of America for our final day
in Minnesota. You know it's a big mall when there
are four Lids stores and a Mall of America in
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a Mall of America souvenir store. Also, there were over
five hundred shops and the world's largest indoor theme park.
We went to the Seers and took a buttload of
portrait shots. They turned out really awesome. The Zoomies was
really cool and better than any of the other ones
I've seen.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
They were blast ZOOMI guys. Were you guys were a
specific age? Weren't you? Really good?
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Best Zoomies I've been to as of yet. They were
blasting the new Early November album, so oh yeah, and
the employees are super nice. I love the Early November. Basically,
it was just a really huge mall. But I'm glad
I went because D two was filmed there and so
that's right. I forgot. That's where they get their game
(27:34):
back together.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
I went to a Mall of America when I was
joining Adam on part of his book tour, and uh,
that's where Adam and I saw the Godzilla movie with
Brian Cranston, and then I had yeah, yeah, but he's
in it for a moment. And then afterwards went to uh,
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just some like hotel bar that was attached to the
Mall of America, like wherever we were staying, and proceeded
to drink enough whiskey where I ended up throwing up
my hotel room that night. So that was a great time.
Nice yep. And Adam knows it too, because we were
hanging out and I was like, I gotta get back
to my room. Clear, are you okay? You know, kept
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it together for as long as I needed to.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
I I remember there. And then also in Lime Rock,
you were oh no, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (28:28):
I was out there too.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
Different trip, you freaking freaking handle bizz.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
I have two quotes from a couple guys because I
wrote quotes at the top. One is from Manny he
wrote quote, I wrote his quote. If it came down
to it, I think I'd eat Trevor first. And then
Andrew's quote. Andrew's quote was North Dakota bombies, Oh blonde,
beautiful and perfect.
Speaker 5 (28:55):
I wish they all could be North Dakota.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
And so there's a there's Ben, there's a time in Minnesota,
and also wrote a smaller excerpt here from Minnesota. On
the oh on the way out we got it, Mack
got a call saying his grandfather had died and he
had to legal and yeah, and he'd have to leave
the trip early to make it for the funeral. Where
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it's gonna express the sympathy we had for him as
a great run. But we all respected his decision. And
even though I'll see all those guys who left in
a few days, it's weird saying goodbye. I remember that. Yeah,
so Matt had to leave because his dad. Alrighty, well, anyway,
Minnesota really great place. Now there's some comments here, let's do.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
It to it.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
And these are all comments delivered to us by you,
the listeners. So thank you, thank you, thank you for submitting,
for wanting to be a part of this show, and yeah,
and just for keeping the chatter going because we like
you all involved too. So I'll start off with some
from our Facebook group, and it is a free Facebook
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Army Worldwide l LC. Answer for you questions, we won't
let you in this first one. This is from Jim Blake.
He says, with all the pool talk, the pool of sticks,
(30:32):
not liner checks, what sports do you think are the
easiest to learn.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
And the hardest to master?
Speaker 1 (30:38):
It's not hard to be the best pool play in
your bar, But most of those guys, I'm guessing to say,
he was meant to say, wouldn't go very far in
actual pool competition.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
All right, So I realized I didn't reveal my own
pool is the one thing I do with my non
dominant hand.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
I apparently learned how to shoot pool left handed.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
Oh, I got out for the life of me, like
fathom shooting pool with that?
Speaker 3 (31:00):
What is apparently the way I should And.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
To be clear, this is when we're playing each other
in that pool app you use your left hand to use.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
The queue for that. It's only in life biling.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
Oh okay, wow, I'm impressed.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Okay, that's something to do with your your oppostion. And
Matt texts me another thing he did. He just said
the stranger he I don't know if that all right?
Speaker 5 (31:21):
Uh, you know, I don't know. Is the question like
when you say, what's the easiest to learn but the
hardest to master? Is it more impressive that it's a
sport that is really difficult to master? Or are we
looking for something that's very easy to learn? Do you
know what I'm saying? Like what fits the profile better?
Like in my opinion, something like golf is probably pretty
easy to learn, but it's very difficult to master.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
I was thinking of golf. But it's nice even learn,
but but you can you can hit the ball like
that doesn't count.
Speaker 6 (31:52):
I think as like learning, Like I threw that one
out to you, but I think that one's too hard
to learn versus like too hard to.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
All right, well, let me I was thinking of sport.
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (32:02):
Tell me what you think poker easy to learn how
to play poker, but to be master poker player, I.
Speaker 5 (32:11):
Would argue, it's just as hard to learn. There's so
many like rules and hands. Here's what I'm saying, it
is easy to learn, but hard to master. Frisbee golf.
Everyone could throw a fucking frisbee.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
That's easy, you would think. So I.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Played frisbebe off with Kailin I can't. I learned that
right there, that I can't throw a frisbee like I
thought I did.
Speaker 5 (32:34):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Like, oh wait, I can't throw this. I thought I could.
You know, ultimate frisbee is fun, but when you're actually
holding like the frisbees and frisbee golf and you're trying
to aim, it's like, oh my gosh, this is embarrassing.
You know.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
I'm sorry, man, I'm not like you. I can just
bowl with either hand and get okay.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
I got one. Skateboarding pretty easy to learn.
Speaker 6 (32:58):
How to just ride on a skateboard ward really fucking
hard to beat to.
Speaker 5 (33:03):
My broken bones, scaling.
Speaker 6 (33:05):
You can't get on a skateboard and ride down the street.
Fucking eight year olds can do that, no problem. Dogs
can do that. I see dogs do that. Actually, just
ride a skateboard is very easy to learn. To be
a professional skateboarder would be so fucking hard.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
What about cornhole? Pretty easy to me, that's.
Speaker 5 (33:25):
Pretty easy to master. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
I would say, yeah, just like those group to put
it out. Well, let's see some of the people that
Scott Phillips said. Soccer okay, which is interesting. Scott's blind,
by the way. I mean, yeah, that's gonna be pretty
so good for you if if soccer comes easy buddy,
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Amy's size more. I'm not making fun of because he's
should sure.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
Se him like you were, did sound like it soccer?
Speaker 5 (34:01):
Oh, he's blind, by the way.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
I remember he was a ballpooller at at a at
a Corolla show and I always had to set those up,
and so he emailed the accounts like I would like
to do it. And then I remember had to tell
Adam like, all right, your ballpooller name Scott. I'm like,
because I always gave him the rundown of each everybody's
I remember just having that buck slip out, like, here's
your ball poller, Scott. He's from Waterbury, Minnesota. He's blind,
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He's and then he's like, wait, what, how's he going
to read the balls?
Speaker 3 (34:35):
But he brought his lovely.
Speaker 5 (34:35):
Wife up there with him, and I'm sure it was amazing.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Yeah, it was. It was awesome.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Amy Sizemore says, any running event, actually it's pretty easy
to learn.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Hard just to master.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Yeah, just put on your shoes and run, but very
hard to get to that elite level.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Conditioning.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
Damn there's a little more to it than just conditioning.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
Okay, you think you could get in.
Speaker 6 (35:01):
I think my skateboarding analogy is better than running. I'm
just gonna put that one out there. If you just
do the running long enough, you're gonna yeah.
Speaker 5 (35:09):
I'm with I'm with Kalen here. I feel like way
more people run a marathon than do a fucking ten
eighty off of path type. You know, like the bar
is pretty high with skateboarding.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
About roller skating or like roller blading then Matt rollerblading.
Speaker 5 (35:23):
Yeah, I guess so that's pretty easy to learn.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
Yeah, Ryan, I.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Feel like it's easier to master than skateboarding.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
Yeah, or bodyboarding too, like that was pretty easier.
Speaker 5 (35:31):
I remember, yeah, your storybuting the water.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
Yeah, well, I don't feel like any of us could
master any of the things that we brought up so far.
Speaker 6 (35:40):
I think bodyboarding would be the easiest to learn, easiest
to master. I mean maybe I just haven't.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Riding way master all of it. And then Ryan Roberts
at baseball.
Speaker 4 (35:56):
Yeah, that's that's a good one because that is pretty
easy to learn and get the mechanics sound, but to
get to an elite level is very, very difficult.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Donald Powell writes, I hate Oh Brother Where Art Thou?
In my opinion, there's zero redeeming qualities to the movie.
I've been pressured to watching it, uh and I hated
it more the second time.
Speaker 5 (36:17):
I wonder if this is in response to burn after
reading another com Brothers film.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Possibly, but uh, yeah, I didn't. I don't think I've
ever seen a Brother where Art Thou? So I can't.
I can't comment. But that's the.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
One where they're on a train.
Speaker 5 (36:31):
Yeah, at a certain point. That wouldn't describe the whole
movie that way, but that's part of it. They're singing
it's in the South.
Speaker 6 (36:39):
Well, I was gonna say, I I don't love the movie,
but I do like it a lot. And the first
time I ever watched it it was on AMC, and
AMC used to do this really cool thing where they
have like fun facts about the movie play on the
screen when the movie was playing. And I just read
The Odyssey in school and it was telling me all
about you know, it is the Odyssey. It's based on
the Odyssey, and it was referencing, referencing different points in
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the book and how it is in the movie, and
I thought that was really cool, and I really liked
the movie ever since. So I disagree with the Dike,
but that was cool.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
That did that.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
I'll just wait for Nolan to do The Odyssey next year.
I can't wait. I trust him to Holland.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
I don't know if I'm super in on Tom Holland.
Speaker 5 (37:19):
I like him's arm.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
It's so charming.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Any golfs, Yeah, but you know a movie with no
redeeming qualities.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
We've all done and we all watched My All American together.
Speaker 5 (37:30):
Speaking of movie nights and golf, we got Happy Gilmour
two coming up, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
That is right. Maybe on Thursday, maybe, yeah, most likely Thursday.
Joe Urbanek says, congrats to the Bobba Boy Army Worldwide LLC.
The Facebook group hit its five year anniversary yesterday.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
Five university of the greatest place.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
On the net.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
In honor of that, which is one of your favorite
memories from either this group or the podcast, and I'll
read a couple of them just because it's you know,
it's time to reminisce. Jim Blake says Matt Fondelier when
he discovered that all doors transport you to another place.
That's pretty excitting stuff. That was good. That was good,
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Kimberly McDonald, says Dawson on the podcast Live from Matt's
back Deck in Texas, when he that was fun.
Speaker 5 (38:25):
That was fun for some of us.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
Was interesting.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
So you also liked the bird Box challenge classic Casey
Peters's music, and uh and it's pretty alright when Cale said,
it's pretty alright, so all know we write it.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
Dawn, get out of here.
Speaker 5 (38:45):
That was good. That was the whole episode.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
Jacob Morales, go ahead.
Speaker 6 (38:49):
I just want to say I have a very obscure,
like one line memory of an episode that is one
of my favorites that we've ever gone over. I think
it had to do around the time we introduced All
of Money and the Mall of Money meet up and
tear whatever. But we were talking about marshmallows. I think
we were talking about like why aren't they why are
they square? Why are they circle?
Speaker 3 (39:08):
Or something like that.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Dawson was so fit up and he was trying to.
Speaker 6 (39:12):
Go if thinking about marshmallows was a pie chart, like
my entire pie would be just one color. And then
me and Chris at the same time went, you mean
all you think about is Marshmallows.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
I don't know why that moment. I will try to
find that episode.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
Like Matt, let's see.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Jacob Morales says, any and all the batchit crazy brackets
like cheeseball he loved.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
So there you go.
Speaker 5 (39:41):
Maybe a marshmallow pie chart coming up soon, So raise yourselves.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
John Murphy says any time that flexes his world class
accent skills. That's my favorite, Ryan Roberts is when Gary
outed me when I posted anonymously in the in the group. Yeah, a.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
Lot of other that's bullshit. Chris, you just made that up.
I saw I.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
Did not out him. That's a bullsh So there we
go out of here.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
Let's see.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Oh there's another this Saturday remind me mad in the
Facebook group.
Speaker 5 (40:19):
Yeah, I saw it as a story where Nick on
a blowjob, but you know it's uh, it's a little,
a little racy.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
I was just gonna move on. But all right, let's
firstreet a couple from Patreon. By the way, if you're
not subscribed to patron patreon dot com, slash water cooler
is where you.
Speaker 5 (40:39):
Go bos a month.
Speaker 3 (40:40):
No ads, All right, who needs.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Me to sell it even more than that? Okay, so
this is up. So last week Pool, what like, It's hard.
Speaker 3 (40:50):
Dawson.
Speaker 4 (40:52):
That was outrageous. I'm sorry someone who could only couldn't participate.
That was a You guys were trying your best to
point out how absurd he was being, but yeah, damn.
Speaker 5 (41:02):
I don't know if you guys watched the clip that
I posted on Facebook from Oh God, what the hell
is that movie? Paul Newman and Tom Cruise the Pool movie.
There's now the sequence Color of Money, The Color of
Money Money, There's a sequence in it where they're playing
the Werewolves of London and Tom Cruise is playing pool
and the camera like never cuts away and he is
(41:25):
on a fucking another level. It's one of my favorite
Tom Cruise moments ever. And that, in my mind, was
what it looked like when Dawson was claiming to just
be the greatest pool player of all time.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
My my pool, my bar move in a pool. I've
mentioned this before, but whenever it's down to the eight ball,
I never break eye contact with the person I'm playing against, and.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
And you miss it all the time.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
I miss it probably ninety percent of the time.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
And I realized, now, my wise old age, it was
just a cop out for if I missed it while trying,
and I think I was putting myself in a weird position.
But but yeah, I wasn't being honest with myself. But dude,
when I would land at Kaylin, Oh, it was glorious,
(42:14):
just glorious. It's more fun when you do it the strangers.
Clay Taylor says, what if this rude note that Chris
got in his car is the beginning of the greatest
love story ever told. I'm team Jenny, though. Don't go
down that road, Chris, I will not, Clay. Let's see here,
(42:37):
Greg Zeppelin love that name, just as new member here. Hey, yeah,
he's on Patreon episode number twenty nine.
Speaker 5 (42:47):
Hell yeah, yeah, a long way to go, brother.
Speaker 3 (42:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
By the way, for those who haven't heard any of
the Patreon episodes, really it's gonna be at two sixty six,
so there's a lot of extra content. You get that
whole archive. He says, don't worry Chris. Oh, He's like, uh,
don't worry, Chris. I'm adding the mouthles myself. Love you guys. Hey,
thanks Greg.
Speaker 3 (43:06):
Eric, then there was probably more than one person doing
the mouth licks.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
Wow that Eric Lapour says, the act of playing pool
is very easy. Becoming good at pool is difficult. So
there you go. It's the same thing we talked about.
But he said as if he was Confucius. Confucius, Confucius,
I don't know how to say it, Confucius. Jeremy Clayboss
(43:32):
says it was Jen who left her car or left
that note in the car, or one of her friends
pranking you.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
Nope, was not.
Speaker 4 (43:40):
No, I come on, the story started with Chris leaving
the house at like five in the morning. You think
Jenny's following Chris to the gym for the lolls.
Speaker 5 (43:50):
So you also think that it happened while he was
part of the gym.
Speaker 2 (43:54):
No, I think it must have happened at his house.
He was I think he was seeing the gym for
fucking thirty seconds.
Speaker 3 (43:59):
Yeah, yeah, I think it's most likely that it happened
at the house.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
Duck Guy sixty nine Smiths says, did Dawson just call
pool a sport?
Speaker 3 (44:07):
Yes? You did? Can confirm? Okay, Well he just yeah.
Speaker 5 (44:11):
Sorry, Kalin called poker a sport so well.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
Duck Guy says, if you can drink beer and eat
food while playing, it's not well activity.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
But duck Guy, I challenge you. I can do that
with any sport too. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
Yeah, I can drink beer and play hockey like that.
Still sat food. Yeah, happy to do it. Let's see here.
Spencer Smith says. Oh, he says, live traps are hand traps.
We have been through this before with a skunk. Just
grow a set and take care of it.
Speaker 3 (44:45):
Spencer. It was four thirty in the morning, man.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
Half a sleep, perfect time to let him know I
didn't have it was just not gonna happen regardless if
I need to do not It's like we'll go back.
Speaker 6 (45:00):
And said, Okay, I got another one. Easy to learn,
difficult to master sport again, very vague here, chess.
Speaker 5 (45:11):
That's hard to learn, man, it's not learn that.
Speaker 2 (45:16):
I learned that when I was fucking like seven.
Speaker 5 (45:18):
There's like twelve different pieces I gotta move at.
Speaker 6 (45:22):
Half of them will do the same thing and the
other there's really realistically, there's only like four or five
pieces you need to know how to know.
Speaker 3 (45:31):
That's good.
Speaker 5 (45:32):
That's good.
Speaker 3 (45:32):
Kaylen could not be more right about this. That's terrible.
Take literally half the board's duplicates. There's twelve. There's however,
many pawns too, like well, Jacob more.
Speaker 5 (45:45):
Or less the easiest board game to learn.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Well, I didn't say it's not the easiest, but it's
pretty fucking easy.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
Jacob more or less rites. I've heard this about chess,
but it could be applicable to pool. You can learn
the rules of the game in an afternoon and it's
been the rest of your life trying to master it.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
Correct.
Speaker 5 (46:07):
Wow, there you go.
Speaker 6 (46:08):
But unless you're Matt, did that just come up right
after I said Okay, amazing?
Speaker 2 (46:16):
You start that before I said my thing? Did that influence?
Speaker 3 (46:19):
I don't know, doesn't make it right now? How you feeling,
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (46:23):
You know, I'm feeling a little, A little Yeah, I
think we live in a simulation.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
Synchronicity, felt simmy.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
And then lastly, Darren Sutton writes, I can't imagine a
world where raccoons would stop me from doing anything l L.
Speaker 3 (46:38):
Then again, I'm a country boy.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
Eat pieces of ship like that for breakfast, and I
think we'll close the comments there by the way once again,
Happy Gilmour to the next movie club. All right, why
don't we go around the horn, get our plugs in
and then we'll g T F O And I guess
start with some Patreon, so I'll start over there in Austin, Texas.
Mister Matt Fondelier, can you if you can do see
your plugs with your right hand, then we'll let you go.
Speaker 5 (47:02):
Thanks. I'll be happy to because that's not the hand
that was burned, so it'll be super easy for me
to do. Patreon dot com slash water Cooler. Please check
it out. Five bucks a month. You get the show's
ad free and as we just said, over two hundred
additional episodes that you haven't heard yet. Just try it out.
Try it for one month. You're gonna love it. And
I'll all use my right hand because I have this
(47:23):
this graphic novel that my friend is letting me borrow
called The Last Ronin and it is a like logan
that movie logan, but for the fucking Ninja Turtles. And
it is written by the original creators of the Ninja
Turtles about the last one standing, and it's fucking awesome.
(47:45):
I'm not done with it yet, but I am enjoying
the shit out of it, so I highly recommend that.
Speaker 3 (47:50):
It's about how the last Ninja Turtle wait. Sorry. This
is a story in which three of the Ninja turtles
have died.
Speaker 5 (47:56):
That's correct.
Speaker 3 (47:57):
I do not like this one yet.
Speaker 5 (47:59):
It's it's like Logan, Like again, spoilers for Logan, but
he's like most of the X Men are fucking dead
and it's him and Professor X and it's super dark
and fucked up and it's awesome. So this is that, but.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
It actually sounds pretty.
Speaker 3 (48:15):
Turtle.
Speaker 5 (48:16):
I would not, but it's awesome. And I'm not going
to say which one's left because they draw it out
in the book itself, and uh, even in the cover image,
the remaining turtle has all of their weapons, so uh,
it's it's pretty wild. I gotta say that's awesome.
Speaker 3 (48:32):
Wait, has has Winter survived? Dude? No way, there's no.
Speaker 5 (48:35):
Way, dude. I hate to break it to you. Absolutely not.
Speaker 3 (48:39):
Well, then who's his professor X.
Speaker 5 (48:42):
Well, I'm not I'm not quite through it yet, but
maybe there's a Maybe there are other people in the
universe that you're not thinking of that could be a
helpful aid. Maybe not a a trained master, but maybe
somebody who could help them in other ways.
Speaker 3 (48:55):
Reporter, Yeah, what about what about April April O'Neil.
Speaker 5 (48:59):
Yeah, that's what we're talking about.
Speaker 3 (49:00):
Yeah, that's what I was talking about it, or Casey
Jones or bebopping rock steady.
Speaker 5 (49:08):
Dude, Darby, read me the fucking Wikipedia for this thing.
Speaker 1 (49:11):
I want to kill you, all righty, let's oh kitln
please after you, let's get plugging.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
Just falling about with Michael Bean.
Speaker 6 (49:23):
A great episode this week with actor Rick Rossovich who
was in Top Gun, he was in Navy Seals and
the Terminator and him my dad got a lot of
a lot of stories to share and talk about and
reminisce over and talking about Bill Paxton and.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
Uh, just a really good time, really good episode. Check
that out.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
Just hell yeah, fooling a boot for the Canadian version,
the Canadian side, and then for me watch the Naked
Gun if you can enjoy it, and uh pay with
the last run in too that that looks pretty freaking awesome.
I'll give that a plug too, all right. That'll do
it for this episode of Oh this I think I'm
(50:03):
playing at Marina Wine coming up.
Speaker 3 (50:07):
Okay, it's cool.
Speaker 5 (50:08):
You plucked the Turtles graphic novel. You're good, all.
Speaker 3 (50:11):
Right, that'll do it for this episode. Marko picture, I
love you, give bye.
Speaker 1 (50:18):
Oh wait, I forgot excuse me, I forgot so if
you don't mind, we're gonna.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
You doubled down on the Marina one. I thought that's
the one you would call it yourself, And no, you got.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
Another plug from If you have another plug, so I'll
let you take it.
Speaker 3 (50:44):
Okay, I'm only a seven ft tall.
Speaker 1 (50:47):
We're all the same in these in these show, so
we have one more plug. Sorry to the listeners, I
know you thought that the show is over, but it
is not. We have one more plug.
Speaker 3 (50:54):
Let's hear it.
Speaker 5 (51:00):
Mom.
Speaker 3 (51:02):
Also, if you have a super.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
Power, no tant to it there.
Speaker 3 (51:27):
That's too fun.
Speaker 1 (51:28):
You're not go.
Speaker 4 (51:31):
Okay, fine, listener. Check out Wriggles Picks Rob Wriggles podcast.
Uh it's basically two thirds of it is just him
and his co host co host making fun of me.
So if you want to hear me get ripped on
for a half hour with really good guests who jump
in on the fun. Check that out Wriggles Picks podcast
and check out Great Plug.
Speaker 5 (51:49):
I'm absolutely gonna listen to that now.
Speaker 3 (51:51):
It's actually really fun.
Speaker 4 (51:53):
It's you know, and Rob's got a new book coming
out the com pre order now called Grit Spit and
Never Quit by Rob wriggles.
Speaker 3 (51:59):
So check that out. Check out all Things rab Wriggle.
Love it.
Speaker 1 (52:02):
What a title, Love wriggle too. All right, well that
will do it for the steps of Wako. See you
for Patroon last week. We love you, goodbye.
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