October 1, 2025 • 56 mins
The guys chat about eyepatches, Bad Bunny, and memes that are bigger than the source material.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
Hey, welcome back to water Cooler. Extra energy brought because
I was out last week and we need to make
it right. Thank you so much for tuning in and
hanging out with us. You know how the show goes
Hold on, Matt shaking his head because.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
You glitched out right when you were supplying energy. But
I don't know if I was the only one who
saw that, so.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
You weren't out for me too.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
He's one recording the final You were gone.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Last week and then just went silent. The audience is
a yeah, great start. Yeah talking that deflated everything. I
had a whole hold on. I tell the band that
they can No, we don't need the parade anymore. Just
go home, guys. Yeah, just energy stuck down the room here.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Did Ian bag just like instinctively slink away. I know
he's off camera too. Just make his entrance and back.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
He drove out, Well, he lives in Long Beach, but
he came out all he walked here. Try and you
can walk him now. Yeah YouTube Michael Tier All right,
thanks guys, see you next time. Actually, if Altier is there,
bring him on camera. Get all right. You know the
show goes on. Fuck I Chris sucks my kick it
(01:30):
with my Corola digital pudds of yesteryear with me today.
All the way in Austin, Texas, it's mister Matt Fondelier. Hey, brother, Okay,
I see what you're doing. You're trying to bring it back.
You're trying to get us back to where we where
we started. I appreciate that, but you also took it
all away, so I don't really know if it's as
(01:53):
noble as I'm painting it to be. But it's fine.
It's good to see you, Matt. I missed you. Also.
Oh yeah, well I was gonna bring that up, but
we don't have to do that.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
And then all the way to Orange County, California, it's
Gary Smith. Maybe maybe not, maybe fuck yourself, fresh off
fresh off the movie club. Gary's still hot on it. Yeah,
we did it, we did. I am I'm still fun.
I gotta be honest with you.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I would am so busy that I only watched about
three quarters of the movie, but I know the movie
by heart.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
So I knew I could get away with that. As
soon as we finish up. I watched the last quarter.
You gotta close it off. Yeah, I agreed, So I'm
glad you did. And if anybody listening likes the movie
That Departed, which I think is all of you, then
please subscribe to our patron and check out the Movie Club,
where we talk about a different movie every month, and
(02:50):
this month I will get you one better. Chris.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
If you were out there and you do not like
The Departed sound off in the comments, so we can
eviserate you about because that's just that's that's gotta be
a I'm sure there's a control group of people who
don't like that film, but I have questions for you
if that is the group in which you.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Resign, more like an out of control group.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yeah, and that voice you're hearing everybody all the way
to North Hollywood, California's mister Mike Dawson.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Excuse me, well, I kissed the sky one of them.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah, one of the most uh misheard, misheard lines and
music unfortunately for for mister Hendricks.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
But no, Kaitlin.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Today, he's a he's in the middle of a tornado.
Did you say no or did he say I'll try
to join later?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
He said it was gonna try. But it sounds like
his familial assistance is a left down or something. So
he's on his own and got to the kids is
a great word to mask. He's got shit to deal with, bro. Yeah,
I'm just doing that too.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Let them deal with it, bro.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Right, Well, I'm gonna miss him, especially when we circle
back to the T shirt talk, because I've been experimenting
all week long, and.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Oh good, I have no idea what.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Actually, I love what you're talking about because I listened
to the show like four times.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
I can't wait for this T shirt talk.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah, Dawson, there are there are two ways to put
on a T shirt. As it turns out that there's
a Superman method and then there's the Luther method Lex Luthor,
Lex Luthor.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I thought that, Oh, I thought Luther Vandross. Oh, I've
been feeling it wrong the whole time.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
I thought it was the right way and the wrong way,
which is what exactly, sir, Well, inside out is the
wrong way.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Well, no, no, we're not talking about the we're assuming right
side out. In these scenarios, it's a matter of how
do you put the shirt? And doesn't wan don't you
just without knowing what either of the methods are, Why
don't you describe to us the manner in which you
put on a T shirt. You have a T shirt
sitting on the bed, it's time to get it on
your body. What are the steps?
Speaker 5 (05:11):
I mean arm, left arm into the left arm, right arm,
and head and it's on.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Okay, So the Superman Superman the normal Man method. Yeah,
I was listening to this show when you guys are
discussing this in Matt putting his head first, putting his
T shirt on, head first, and just lex Luthor style.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Whyx luthor style to leave with your head?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
He's bald. It's a defining characteristic of it.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
We're talking a lot about stretching to stay with the
Superman theme of the whole.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Thing, and I'm not having it.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Do we have the pole the Facebook poll because it
was posted? Oh yeah, somebody posted a pole, and yeah
it's typical. Sounds about right. It sounds like someone you
guys will miss. But maybe if you see the results,
you'll not might see that maybe the lex Luthor their
(06:05):
method is a little more common than you guys think.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
I think chicks do the lex Luthor.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I don't think, dude, that's entirely fine perspectile women.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
But Matt, you also sit to pee right, get out
of here?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
What are you talking about. You know, I don't see
this poll. Matt. I believe you.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I believe you, but I'm being shadow band.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I'm going to find you.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Oh wait here, it is okay. How do you put
on a shirt? Superman thirty, Luthor seventy.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
I don't think they understand all right, I don't think
they do.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
They understand it.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
There's only they listened to the episode.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
It's pretty clear there's only twenty votes. So you know
you you're talking about fourteen lunatics who have tilted this thing.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Yeah, but it's weird that they're all in the same group. Well,
all these lunatics.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Again. I bring this up because Kilan and I both
agreed that for the next week we would put on
our shirts in the opposite manner, and so I've spent
an entire week going against my better instinct to go
Lex Luthor style and I've been Supermann in my shirts.
(07:21):
We've lost Dawson here, but let me tell you, I
wish Kaileen was here. I am curious to hear what
his experience was like.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
I want to know if you really think Kaitlin did it.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
I do think so. He's a man at his word.
Here's what I'm gonna say, I really two problems that
I came across in the last week that I think
I'm going back. I'm going back.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
We are already, we've already jumped the shark. You have
two problems with.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Puts, two problems with supermanning the shirt.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
That's we're gonna go ahead and refer to that as
correctly putting on your shirt.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Your method is a.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Toddler method, because that's how I dress my toddler. I
put a T shirt or over his head because he
can't manage that part, and then I let him navigate
the arms right.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
And in this case, the usage of the word toddler
is not only acceptable, it's it's it's appreciated and preferred.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yeah, yeah, it's necessary. I think, all right on problem one.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Problem one, Problem one, too much shirt holding. All right,
I put the one arm through the shirt. I'm still
holding onto this other shirt, and then I got to
bring it all the way up and around. By the
time I get my second arm through the shirt, Like
Jesus Christ, I'm only two thirds of the way through
this shit. This is crazyhing yourself and then you dress
(08:41):
yourself every day, there is in what you put it
just just put it right over your head. Your arms
are free to do as they may. No more shirt
holding you can do. You're good to go. Okay, way
less shirt holding. Number two.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Take off my shirt to demonstrate this.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
But once one arm is in the shirt, you no
longer need to hold anything.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Okay, you have a shirt in your on your hip, sir,
your shirt's gonna drip to your hip.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
That's man.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
What size is this shirt you're putting on?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Putting on a tense It's called physics. It's called physics.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
How many people do you need to hold your shirt
for you?
Speaker 4 (09:16):
A book?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Read a book, read a book.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
I didn't even read a physics book to understand the
bullshit you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Because are you getting dressed on the moon?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Problem number two?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
And this happened a couple of times.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
This happened a couple of times, and I lost seconds
of my life and I will never get back. And
that is arm through the headhole. All right, You take
a straight shot with your arm, You got a one
out of three chance of going through the headhole versus
you're not putting your head through the sleeve. It will
never happen.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
I am okay, I have a couple of things. First off,
I'd like to apologize any new listeners. I'm thoroughly embarrassed here.
I am, I am beside myself. I I need to
take this.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
I don't take this moment to go back to highlight
that during the movie night, Matt revealed that he has
the next pick for October, and when asked whether or
not he had picked a movie, he said he had
taken some meetings. So fuck you again for that. And
second of all, you're putting your arm through the headhole
of a T shirt.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
It happened, you know, I'm rushing.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Happened more than once, more than once.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Okay, I'm flabbergast and and flummixed.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I am too sober for this. We had a we
had a comment a couple that's definitely true that that
kind of criticized me and the rest of my cohorts
about maybe being a little too harsh on Matt in
his lifetime.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
What's up with that?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I now disagree with that comment. Yeah, fully with you.
I don't think they are harsh enough, and I don't
think we can be harsh enough.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Seventy percent of our listeners agree with me, so just
watch your words.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Seventy of twenty people agree with you.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
You know what, Matt watched your face. Your arms just
go through the wrong holes.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Did they, Matt? How often does this happen?
Speaker 5 (11:07):
I would apparently it happened thirty three percent of the
time when you try to get dressed.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
I would like to go back to this supposition that
once you put Superman style one of your arms through
the armhole, that there is a need to continue holding
the shirt. It is now physically attached to your body
in a way that it cannot fall off.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
What okay, but you understand that when you are just
holding the shirt, it's like a flagpole. The flag is
just drooping down. It is now perpendicular to your body.
You understand that, So you gotta make a much larger
effort to bring your other arm down and around to
swing the shirt back up. And what I'm saying is
(11:47):
you just pop that baby over your head. It's just
gonna just start naturally, like water falling down your shoulder blades.
It's just like natural.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Do you do this with like do you sometimes put
on like put your your arm through a shirt and
then and then you're their arm and then you realize
that it was pants the whole time, or that plastic
bag of some sort like it.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Probably happens a third of the time, and now you're
just fantasized only putting a plastic bag over my head. Chris,
this has gone too far?
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Has no that that that goest you far? I agree?
But okay, Well, here's the thing. I was listening to
the episode last week when you were explaining this, and
you guys were you guys said, there's no way you
do it like that, There's no way. Well, here's the thing, Met,
You're wearing a shirt right now. Yeah, dude, let's see,
let's see. Let's see how God, let's see how you
(12:36):
do it.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
I've already I'm not No, this is done. No.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I I tend to understand why you are reluctant to
do it, Matt, but I think we've gotten to a
point where, if not this episode, certainly in a future episode,
you're going to have to do it over an existing shirt.
We're not asking you to bury your skin on the podcast,
but you need to fucking explain yourself.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
And I think it's going to require demonstrats.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
We'll see, we'll see if we get enough Patreon followers.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Oh, we have plenty, not enough.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
I just I just the difficulty you've had getting dressed, Matt,
I just don't well.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Again, to be clear, I don't have difficulty getting dressed.
I do things a certain way. Look, man, I was
willing to see the other side and give it a
try to see maybe I've been doing it wrong. And
I'm just here to report that that I've been doing
it correctly. And again, so have seventy percent of our listeners.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
So lookt I embrace you because I like weird. But
it's just weird.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
This is what you look like in the morning, Matt.
I'm wearing my shirt just around my neck. Yeah, this
is you walk you there's a point where you look
like this. Yep, it's actually not that bad.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Yeah, it's goddamn right. How much are you holding your
shirt at all? Are your arms free to do as
they may?
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Oh? Man, I might be uh, I might be turning
turn in the corner here.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
I think what would really settle this is a race?
Oh you think it's whatever? Whoever can do it?
Speaker 5 (14:22):
Put on a shirt faster winds hands down, because you
got to thank Superman. That's one swoop you're adding steps,
Manman is like the same time you gotta go.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
See, this is why with the demonstration is becoming necessary.
Several swoops is an absurd description of the Superman method.
I don't believe you're doing the Superman method. I believe
you're doing some third thing that is comes out of
your sick, twisted mind.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
If the lowest lane, I never talked about that, Jesus Christ,
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
All right, Well, I think you're doing the Peter Parker
m nice.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Is Peter Bars not that bad?
Speaker 1 (15:07):
I you know, I cranked that Soldier boy and then
I Superman the shirt and it's nice. All right, Well,
wait to clean that up, Chris Uh. Speaking of shirts.
So I was at the airport the other day and
I see this guy, and look, you could wear whatever
you want to an airport. It's fine. No, I disagree.
(15:30):
I'm used to it. I've seen it all well, I thought,
at least I thought I have. But then there are
there are people who wear There was something that used
to bother me a lot more. Then it kind of
died away just because I haven't seen people doing it.
And it's like wearing shirts with clever sayings on them,
like I didn't really need that in my life. We're
(15:51):
trying to be witty with a T shirt saying, you know,
like a camouflage shirt that says no, you can't see
me or something. It's uh so I'm at the airport
and there's this guy by himself, just standing there with
his luggage, checking his cell phone, relaxed and looking pretty cool.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
You know.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
He's probably my age, maybe a little maybe a little
younger and on and he's gonna be he's about to
board a plane. And on his shirt, in big, huge letters,
it says free seats with an air pointing up and
then an arrow pointing down. Free seats. Dawson's clapping.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
It's up there with the big stickers to guys like guys,
certain guys in the South have been putting on their
trucks and say I eat ass.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Well I've seen Yeah that was pretty bold too. Yeah,
but freeze, like, imagine this is Southwest, So I mean
somebody's choosing. We knew it wasn't Emirates.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
That is the one thing we done.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Yeah, it goes without saying.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
It was in Singapore either. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Yeah, this is this is this is a Southwest flight.
It's like, man, if I was walking and choosing my seats.
And I saw that guy, I'd be like, hell yeah,
because that's extra seats in that aisle.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Say well, you got to ask him. You gotta do
a follow up. Hey, dude, can I can we do
a follow up on your shirt?
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Here?
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Yeah? So you like to eat pussy and fuck is
what you're saying with that shirt.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
You know what, I should have said that to him.
Speaker 5 (17:42):
You just got to come out and blatantly and make
them as uncomfortable, you know, like if you.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
See the guy, if you see the guy who has the.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
Shirt, and I saw this one within the last year,
dude a shirt that says free mustache rides, and like
the dude would have a mustache, and you're thinking the
same thing, like what is your fucking deal?
Speaker 4 (18:04):
You got it?
Speaker 5 (18:05):
Somebody's gotta call them out and really ask the tough
questions and and shame the shirt.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
See, I don't like the shirt.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
I like that act.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
I don't love the really in your face ones like that.
What I do appreciate. And I'm thinking of one that
you may or may not still have Dawson. But Dawson
had one that said I love country music, but it
didn't say that with letters. It said that with a
few different symbols, and you had to really kind of
stare at the shirt and work it out for a
minute to figure it out.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
You remember that shirt, Dawson, Yeah, I still have it.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
It hasn't e a heart, a picture of Hillary Clinton,
a tree, and a music sign.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Yeah that says I love country music.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
It was a thinker. There was a there was a
shorty skateboard shirt when I was in middle school that
just did shorty skateboards. But when you pull up like
one part of the shirt to meet the other part,
it just said fuck you. Yeah, and people kids to
wear that to school. And that's how we kind of,
you know, gave it to the man the Mad Magazine foldable,
you know in the back where you know.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
My favorite shirt, my favorite shirt for a long time
after college.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
I found it in a good Will for sixty seven
cents and it was just.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
A blue T shirt and all it said on it
was I'm the daddy, That's why.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
And I wore that shirt for like fifteen years.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
In public.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Yeah. Nice, Oh, that was my That was my go
to fucking going out shirt.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Gary, Wasn't there some crazy slogan T shirt that you
wore into a restaurant. You didn't realize that you had
it on.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Yeah it was Yeah, what fucking product was that for?
It was for like.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
A bidet company, but it was like tushy or something,
and it had some like fucking slogan I think a
it was tushy and it just said like, you know,
clean assholes approof or something like something ridiculous, and I'd
like put it on to make.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Joy a laugh.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
When I had a SWASTI gad on.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
It did not have a swat. That is most certainly
fake news. Did not ever happened, but.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
That would be a good funny misdirection joke. I was
wearing this tushy shirt right, and I had no idea
how to SWASTI go on it.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
I do remember the shirt's being very soft, so they were, Yeah,
they were so I could see why you would wear
it too, just for just for the comfort alone.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
But Chris still has eight Jeremiah Weed shirts.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
I have one left, got rid of them all it was.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
Time would you keep the one? Keep the one for
old times?
Speaker 1 (20:43):
I know actually Jen wears that as but it's you
know what you wears it. It's like turns me on
brings me back to yesteryear. You know, it's like it
just brings you back to old times thinking about it.
Get to meet can me hot and bothered?
Speaker 4 (21:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (21:02):
All right, Well, I do want to remind everybody that
this is episode five hundred three, also A sixty nine
plus sixty nine plus sixty nine plus sixty nine plus
sixty nine plus sixty nine plus sixty nine plus twenty
so we have done a lot of episodes five o three.
Also the Levi's bootcut, So I want to talk about
jeans for a little bit here, guys. Boot cut. The
(21:26):
boot cut very appropriate in Austin. Matt, Yeah, cause you
wear boots with him. I just came back from Austin.
I did not meet up with Matt. So when he
says I missed him, he said, literally, it's because we
did not get to interact skin to skin.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
I was really looking forward to that skin to skin contact.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
I know, I know we wanted we I wanted to
do get some stwos with you and just schedules in
the line. But either way, it was just nice knowing
you were near and.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Well, thank you. I do genuinely feel really bad. I
really like I feel.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
The same way about the ocean. You know, it's it's
over there. I could go see it.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
I don't need to go.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
I love I love close to the ocean, and I could.
I definitely could visit it more. But Matt, you don't
have to feel bad about that. You you should feel
more bad about visiting California and not telling anybody and
then leaving. That's what I feel bad about.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
There are probably a lot of things you should feel
bad about. How you put a shirt on.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Yeah, there are many life choices.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Yeah, it's grown on me, Matt. I don't know. I
might have to go on that Facebook group and change
my vote. You know, it's a weirdly weirdly I feel
like Superman when I do so. It's kind of I
think that's why people are kind of maybe being confused
about what's what. Yeah, I feel like I feel like him.
(22:56):
I certainly do. It feels like I'm wearing a cape.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Christy, you wanted the fourteen Lunatics. You go head style
head Luther.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Lex, I'm number eight man.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Yeah, we we have a baseball team, sweet with subs, bullpen.
All right, look, we got we got a lot to
get into. One more note, I wanted to add. Gary
kept playing this drop of Matt and you guys were
kind of confused about what it was in the last episode,
so before he plays it, my it was a drop
(23:30):
that I grabbed from him a while back when he
was describing now to.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Some some foody ate and it was a cocktail.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
And just listen to the way he says caramel, and
what's that on.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Top of it? You say that is fucking caramel and peanuts,
and that also falls into the drink as you're drinking it.
Or you could just take your finger just fucking scoop
some caramel into your mouth.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
You said it two different ways in the same said
it's what's wrong with you? Maybe I heard it again, dude.
Speaker 5 (24:08):
That's like watching Pirates of the Caribbean while riding on
Pirates of the Caribbean.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
That's exactly what it is. I was hot and bothered.
Now I'm no longer hot, Matt.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
That's all right now.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Look, I I want to thank you guys for doing
the show without me, and it was really fun to
listen to. So y'all, y'all did a great job. Hey,
you can do that. You visited and you both listening.
We appreciate it. Yeah, yeah, me and Dawson. I think
we listened together. We're texting each other the whole time.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
Yeah, remember that funny one.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
I thought about you. I thought it again about you, Matt,
when I was on the plane, and you know every
time now I look up at the buttons and just
I see in my chair.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Whether or not the little icon has the lady holding
the tray or oh, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Okay, it doesn't matter to me. I mean, yeah, whether or.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Not it doesn't matter to me. I'm pushing it. I know.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
It's that's what bothers me. You are pushing it, that's
for sure. But as look, I can, I can change
my tune if necessary, hence me wearing my shirt like this.
And I am sitting I remember, I'm sitting there. I'm
putting on a movie and in the distance, I see
(25:28):
the person taking the drink orders. I'm like, okay, gonna
get my drink in, gonna get my snacky in, and
we're just gonna have a nice, easy flight to Austin.
I go back to turn to the movie. I close
my eyes for one second, I open them and the
person is one row behind me. I fell asleep for
(25:48):
like three minutes, and now the person's behind me. You
already take the orders, already handed out the snackies, and
I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
To do.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
I don't know what you know exactly what to do?
I push that button.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Baby, I'm in a conundrum here. I am in a
real conundrum. I don't do it, Matt.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
I know, I know you. I know.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
My mouth was so dry and based off a principal alone,
I would not summon a flight attendant for a snacky
and a drink.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Especially if you said it that way. Can I get
a snacky in a drink?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (26:32):
Worked? Yeah, Chris, we got to address that.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
I I I appreciate, you know, the lingo that we
toss around here so willy nilly, like a humdrum conundrum.
But I certainly hope you're not talking about snackies and drinkies.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
On the Southwest.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
I am, that's exactly what you say.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
Miss. Pardon me, miss? Can I get a snacky?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Yeah? So I fell asleep.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
Did those words come out of your mouth? No? They don't.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
You don't know. I know nobody would know, because I
fell asleep and they walked away, and I was too
much of a coward. Matt as a coward to push
the button at I.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Mean, it's just I understand it's a fear of confrontation.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
It is I gotta work on this, and this is something.
This is an ongoing, yeah theme of my time on
this earth.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Well, what stopped you from.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
I'm lazy, Dawes.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
I mean.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
That's the other thing. You could also just go up
in the back and then you lean up on the counter.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Oh yeah, it's like, hey, hey, what's up.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
You find any more than snacky's?
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Yeah? Hey, how you doing on them stacky snackies? Yeah?
I remember me I was asleep. You get a drinkie.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
I you know, they make like signs. Or you could
even just put a post it note on your forehead
that just says, please wake for snack and drinks. I
think that would be my next movie.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
That's pretty good. Another good use of posting it.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
I mean, but you think about it.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
You gotta be really fucking tired to fall asleep and
totally miss the fact that one thing that you're looking for.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
I don't know how this is, like, Chris, you should
play the lottery.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
If you're falling asleep for three minutes at the exact
time you.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
Need to be awake for you should play the lottery because.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Win that money.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Yeah, I uh, look, I'm pretty good at giving myself
a little bit of misfortune, so I don't know if
I should be playing the lottery anyway. All Right, we
got look, we got we got stuff to get into. Oh, Matt,
are you going to uh acl?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
I am not. I'm not this year. Last year, I
was fortunate enough to be working on a docu series
project and I got to go backstage for all three days,
which I told you guys about and it was incredible.
But that was getting golf carts driving you around, being
in the artist area, like it was a totally different experience,
(29:10):
like the Deluxe experience. I think going there, I would
just much rather watch the sets from home, which is
exactly what we're gonna do this weekend and next weekend.
But I did go to a music festival, which I
can talk about on a different show, Okay, Patreon or something.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
That's a tease. Matt just says he has an incredible
story from music festival, and I know the music festival,
and he's teasing it. So if you want this amazing,
incredible story, subscribe to Patreon go to patreon dot com
slash Watercooler for as little as five bucks a month.
You hear epic, epic epic.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
It's going to raise an interesting question for all.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Of you, oh baby, So make sure to subscribe. You
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Speaker 3 (29:55):
And by the way, there's a new feature on Patreon
where if you don't want to subscribe, we are now
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So if you just want to go check out the
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Speaker 4 (30:07):
Three easy payments of thirty nine ninety five.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Yeah, super super easy, plus tax and fees. But yeah,
thank you, thank you everybody for the support. All right, Oh,
let's get I just read a comment in it upset me,
So why don't we dive in and hear from my
fellow fellow luther Heads.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
Club.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
All right, and these are all comments found on the
aforementioned Patreon page as well as the Facebook group. And
the Facebook group is free, It's perfectly free, very fun.
Just go to Facebook dot com slash groups slash Bobo
Boy Army Worldwide LLC answer a few questions, we might
(30:58):
let you in, and it is my favorite place on
the net. Please join and hang out with this wonderful,
wonderful community. All right, let's start off with a comment
on Patreon. This is from Zersees aka Wheep Bred and
he says, first of all, Matt is a genius.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
I like where this is going.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Second, I also utilize the Luther method.
Speaker 5 (31:26):
M anybody who utilizes the word utilized instead of use
is a time waster.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Saving time by doing the Luther method. So it all,
it'll all come back around. Even out Our card is
Gary again, he's just that devastated.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Our cards just disgusted. Our card responded, I honestly don't
even understand the Superman method. The only way that makes
sense is the Lex Luthor method. Yeah, you guys are retarded,
Eric Clepors's I also use the Luther method. Like Matt says,
it helps with the glasses.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Not since I told you guys about the fucking monk music,
and you guys just shat all over me and then
lo and behold there was monk music that was not
Since then I felt so vindicated.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
Is you're not vindicated at all.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
All right, that made me mad. I'm gonna go to
I'm gonna move over to Facebook.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
For just just a little bit here, gonna refill my wine.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Absolutely, refeel your wine.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Yeah yeah, don't talk about me or anything, all right,
all right, yeah, no.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Leave mid show, Okay, go, I'm sorry. All right, let's
see here. I guess that's okay. Let's see. Oh, Larry
Neely landy Neeli, he's not Larry Laney. Neely says. I'm
(32:57):
watching the abyss on my flight to Sacramento, and I
see Kaylen Bean's dad and I forgot his dad's name. Yeah, look,
Kaylen's shining right now. Sorry, he's gonna be Kaylen's dad
for a little bit. And that's okay. I'm sure he's
very happy about that.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
He's very proud.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Let's see. There's a few soup ones that I want
Matt to actually be here for, so I'll wait for those.
Casey petersons, I'm officially an old man. Not only have
I never heard of Bad Bunny, but am I the
only one who thinks it's bs that the Super Bowl
halftime show is an artist who doesn't sing a single
song in English, and I think screams of America more
than the super Bowl and a Puerto Rican pop star
get off my lawn. I'll let Gary go first. Go ahead, Gary, Yeah, right,
(33:44):
touching that the fuck out of here. Well, luckily we
have a music officionado and a radio DJ, mister Mike
Dawson dos thoughts on the super Bowl halftime show with
mister ad Bunny.
Speaker 5 (34:03):
Well, I think it's fair to say that the NFL
doesn't really give a shit about its fans.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
And oh my god, talk faster. What's happening?
Speaker 4 (34:26):
Is he? I mean, I I do have a lot
of thoughts about it.
Speaker 5 (34:29):
That sounds like you, here's the thing, here's the thing.
Can can you hear me? It says my internet connection
is unstable right now. I don't know what the fuck
is going on.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
We can hear you, but not when you're not talking.
Speaker 5 (34:45):
I have not watched a super Bowl halftime show in
well over a decade. I've never given a fuck. I
don't think it's smart that the NFL did this. There
hasn't been a rock act at the super Bowl and
I don't know how long you know, uh, And I
(35:12):
think that in the end, it doesn't fucking matter because
no dudes, no dude has ever said I'm stoked about
the Super Bowl halftime show.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
I disagree a little bit with both of those takes.
I look, I think that I will say, I'm very
surprised by the severe backlash because this is a opinion
that is prominent online in the last two days. I
think that what the NFL was trying to do here
is trying to broaden its audience. They want the Latin
(35:45):
you know, demographic, and there's yeah, those portions of the world.
That's why they're going and that's why the Chargers open
the season down in Brazil.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
That's why. I yeah that people who like Bad Bunny
don't like the NFL, and.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
I think that's the point, is that you're going to
get NFL non NFL watchers who are going to come
to this broadcast.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
You're not hoping that a small percentage.
Speaker 4 (36:06):
It's not gonna have. The NFL is never going to
be a fucking worldwide sport. Not gonna happen. It only
makes sense in America and possibly Canada.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
I will not rest till Spain calls football football, and I.
Speaker 5 (36:21):
Think it's a wild goose chase for them. They're throwing
fucking stupid money. It's stupid things that are never going
to be fulfilled and at the same time alienating the
true core base of people who love the NFL. I thin,
which is forty year old dudes, and as young as
(36:43):
fucking eighteen and as old as fucking seventy three.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
But dude's one of the biggest pop stars on the planet.
He can do it, like it like like Bruno Mars
did it.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
No.
Speaker 5 (36:54):
Look, he may be one of the biggest popular. Soccer
is the most fucking popular sport in the world. Name
twelve soccer players. We can't name three bad bunny songs.
If you can, you're in the total fucking minority of
people who enjoy the NFL.
Speaker 4 (37:13):
I don't know anyone.
Speaker 5 (37:15):
I don't know anyone who knows one bad bunny song
or who even cares to listen.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
I Dawson, it's funny that you're on the show and
you're asking me. Are you asking someone to name at
least three? I just happened to be able to name none.
I can't name any either, but okay, I don't, but
I understand. I understand the point though, because I'm not
I'm not hating whatever it's a halftime show. I don't
(37:44):
think that this meaningfully hurts the ratings for either the game.
I don't either. Halftime show.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
I don't either. I don't either. But but what what
they what they will?
Speaker 5 (37:54):
What will happen as time is they'll see a lot
more people change the fucking channel during the halftime show
to show that purposely they're not watching the advertising for
the halftime show.
Speaker 4 (38:05):
I do think that is going to dramatically increase.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
It's not going to change my numbers. I watch the
Puppy Bowl every year.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
Yeah, see, there you go.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
Now you're talking my language at.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
They're fucking adorable. You can't even means a bunch of
a bunch of puppies playing football? How is that not
good programming? Speaking of good programming, I have a producer
note for Matt, and it's kind of based off of
what There's a lot of hubbub in the Facebook group
right now about a lot of brackets going on about
we should choose the best soup. So I'm Matt, I
(38:40):
think you should do some sort of bracket where we
all just kind of go over. We could call it
best yeah, best food, Yeah, best hot ladle food or something.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Like that.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
I don't know, we can workshop it, but what what
what is going on? We have a we have a
soup pole. We've already just we've already know this.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
We've been on We've been doing this for sixty nine,
PL sixty and an ample sixty Nineple six and apls
examples example of six NAM plus twenty episodes.
Speaker 4 (39:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
I don't know if I wow, but I am too that.
Speaker 5 (39:15):
I did not intend to do that, but my point
is doing there's such a thing called luck and coincidence.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
But it's fine if people haven't, you know, devoted the
entire catalog to their memory, or maybe they haven't listened
to those episodes. I'm glad to know that.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
Fine with me if you, if that is you, please
stop right now and go back to episode one and
start over.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Well that's what I was gonna say. There's a whole
archive of episodes that will wait you, and you can
listen to the Superbowl, which was you know, debated furiously
for weeks and uh, you know, hashtag miso soup forever.
Speaker 4 (39:51):
But who won the soup? Anyway? Who won the Super Bowl?
Speaker 2 (39:56):
You know, frankly I don't remember, but I guess probably
I'll figure it. Yeah, it's probably Frenchy, and I feel
like that's what deserves it.
Speaker 4 (40:02):
But what do I know? French John and totally does
not deserve it.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Oh, I couldn't. We should do a blacket, you guys,
we went through all this. Kathy Lowry has been posting
a bunch of pictures of her one eyed, a brand new,
very cute, one eyed cat, because Gary's wife Joya had
requested that she fled our Facebook page with it. And
totally fine, very cute, but I was thinking, would you
(40:31):
get an eye patch for this cat?
Speaker 4 (40:33):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (40:33):
And the only reason I ask, I don't think you
should personally because I think the cat's so cute. But
if I was missing an eye, I might offer the
eye patch. Personally, I think it looks cool because it
looks cool.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
Well, I mean if I if I had a cat
with one eye, would I own an eye patch? I mean, undoubtedly?
What do you think would I Would I force the
poor animals to wear it for more than like, especially
occasions or photos that I wanted?
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Probably not.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
I'm with you on that one.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
Gary's if you.
Speaker 3 (41:05):
Have a one eyed animal, yeah you get the eye patch,
and you do one you do a couple by the way,
where it's covering the sole eye, because that's just comedy.
Speaker 5 (41:15):
When the eye patch looks better than what's under the
eye patch, go with the eye patch. It's good because
most of the time, that's like ninety percent of the time.
I mean maybe one time you have a nice clean
cut on your eye and it's not that hard to
look at. But I try, is pretty disturbing when you
(41:37):
see when you see someone's eye, that's that's that's traumatized
or closed or it's not it's not pleasant.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
I agree, Chris, you recently switched companies and you had
an opportunity that clearly you did not take. But have
you ever considered that some kind of a long con
like that where you just go in for the interview
rocking an eye patch and just your eye patch guy
from now until the end of time, and it's just
the only You're the only one who's in on this joke.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
You know. I think I'm not like a Norm MacDonald
where I can just do a joke only for me
and go that long. I don't think I could either.
I need I need some sort of gratification of an
external laugh. So I don't think I could do it,
but I do think like, guys with the eye patches
(42:28):
look pretty sweet. Like I actually ran to a water
cooler fan a in an elevator once in Vegas. We're
just going up to the bar, the top four and
it's like, you know, hey're Chris Locks, and I love
the water cooler. It's wearing an eye patch. I'm like, man,
we got cool fans. I used to think they were
all lame, and then I saw the guy the eye
patch and I was like, yeah, we actually got cool
listeners out there.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
I'd like to know maybe we can put it out
to the listeners coolest eye patches in you know, media
movies and TV.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
P I P E yeah, p e P it's hook
I patch two words?
Speaker 4 (43:02):
Well go ahead, I don't know. I know it's one word.
It's an eye patch, all.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Right, So pe but that's just the people think they're
in gym.
Speaker 4 (43:12):
Pp PP is definitely the way to go.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
But yeah, all right, PEP.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
I'm seeing it broken up towards Okay, Captain Hook is
up there.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
Definitely up there. There's definitely, uh, you guys never really
got into Battlestar Galactica, but there's a certain character who's
wearing an eye patch in the later parts of that show,
and it's just it's dope. I don't know, there's no
other way to describe it. It elevated the character.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Now, if you guys are missing an eye, would you do?
Would you offer the glass eye in I don't know.
Speaker 4 (43:50):
Exact I think I think you would.
Speaker 5 (43:52):
I think you would because over the iPad look pretty normal,
it can look pretty well.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
You could also do both. You could have the glass
eye with the iPad.
Speaker 5 (43:59):
Yeah, if you're doing uh, if you're before truly doing
all media and looking for Pep fucking Oakland Raiders logo, dude.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
That's pretty good. That's good.
Speaker 4 (44:10):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Did any pirates actually have an eye patch with the
skull and crossbones on the eye patch?
Speaker 1 (44:17):
I'm going to attempt to answer this, and then Peter
Morrow is going to correct me. But I thought pirates
were eye patches, and I'm sure there was a skull
and crossbones on some of them, just because you know,
it's logo. But they did it when they fought, when
they would sword fight, because it helped with the depth perception.
(44:38):
I thought, I thought it actually decreased your depth perception.
But there's some like thing about it, like helping you
with sword fighting. I don't know, because pirates fought with
swords too, They're very good, So I can't wait to
stand corrected on that one. All right, let's see a
couple more here. Let's see Marty Ward says, Hey, you
(45:00):
guys nailed it. Matt knew I was Australian.
Speaker 4 (45:04):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
And Gary was correct that it's ausse rules football. Calen
is correct that some people call soccer football here, but
then it's like SDFU, dude, just call it soccer. We
have enough different football codes here. Also, I love the
dynamic of this episode. I did miss the mouthles, but
it was also really refreshing to be able to hear
you guys complete a sentence without getting talked over. Well
what the hell man does that mean? All right, Marty,
(45:27):
I'm sure that was refreshing. I'm sorry that I'm here
interrupting everybody. Garret, what do you have to say? And
you know what, Marty, like you think you can just
comment on and just and just insult us. Just leave these,
just leave these. Oh yeah, I definitely talking about done. Okay,
(45:48):
all right, all good, love you, Marty. Thanks for commenting, buddy, great,
let's see here. Don Pallis says, I waited all day
for this episode to hit YouTube. As I was heading home,
I gave in and started listening to it on overcast.
When I didn't hear the licks, I realized, why it's
not on YouTube yet. Oh yeah, that's me. That's on me, buddy. Sorry,
(46:09):
I was out. I was in Texas working, and uh,
Gary did send me. By the way, everybody out here,
Oh it's great, Yeah, I mean how did you?
Speaker 4 (46:17):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (46:18):
How did you work down there in Texas with no internet?
Speaker 4 (46:21):
You know?
Speaker 1 (46:22):
It's it was difficult. It was very busy, very hot.
You're out. It looked like a lot of public schools,
you know, places that tend to have for you. How
do you know where? I wasn't worry about what I
know and what I don't know. Don't you worry about it?
You watch your mouth. Actually, the wifis are very secure
and hard to get onto you at these schools, Gary,
(46:43):
because the hackers like me could instantly infiltrate the mainframe.
Speaker 3 (46:47):
Yeah, and do something as dangerous and as horrible as
uploading the episode that they were sent.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
Yep, never know, I'm just ever know Okay, A lot
of people had some thought on Matt's buddy trying to
break into his house and what window would work best.
Kevin Garrett says, you guys do know that if the
windows are unlocked, you can just open them from the.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
Outside, right, Yeah, but we're not gonna state like the
most obvious things, like we're all going under the assumption
that the windows were locked, I think.
Speaker 4 (47:19):
I mean, yeah, we're talking about breaking in, not opening
the window.
Speaker 3 (47:23):
Like the whole premise is he doesn't have his keys
and he's locked out. That would lead me to assume
everything that has a lock is Well, the.
Speaker 5 (47:31):
First thing you do is you go to the door
that he forgot to lock, and then you get in.
Come on, you got a break into the house. Thanks
Kevin Garrett. I appreciate you, brother.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
You gotta break in, you wrap a T shirt. Well,
first you take the T shirt off your shoulders and
then you wrap a T shirt around your hand. Yeah,
just do one of those one in. Well, see, Chris,
wouldn't you wouldn't you probably try dogy door first. I
would try doggy door. I would absolutely try doggy door.
I would try chimney, I would try try the Chimney.
(48:05):
I would try keyhole Chris Kringle.
Speaker 4 (48:08):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (48:09):
You never go full Chris Skrinkle. Everyone knows that. I
just but yeah, it's a you can go full Chris Cringle.
Like they're they're wastes. There are ways to sneak in.
They're ways sneaking all right, let's see here more more
people liking man the way man puts on his shirts.
You know, we don't need to do all comments.
Speaker 4 (48:27):
We can.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
We can just I think we're actually all set with comments.
We could just call it. We could just call it
right there. We could just call it there. Man, I
think you're starting a revolution. I don't think I've ever
tried it, so I do put.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
Ah, no, no, why not?
Speaker 1 (48:42):
Why not? Oh all right, well why don't we Why
don't we call comments there? We'll go around the horn,
get our plugs in, and then is what you need? Okay? Boy?
Speaker 3 (49:03):
Listening to people a couple in matt about the fucking
shirt method for the last forty five minutes, I want
to kill myself.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
What I'm trying. It is pretty disappointed.
Speaker 4 (49:11):
Don't do it.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
It is pretty disappointing. I feel like Grimes on The Simpsons,
where it's just like, and Matt's Homer. I thought you
meant the musical artist suit. It's like, yeah, well we'll
hurt too. But also there's Frank Grimes in a classic
gap of the episode of The Simpsons is watching Homer
just being you know, being Homer, and everyone's like, oh,
(49:35):
it's just Homer and he's like, no, you guys don't understand.
This guy is a danger to society. Does anybody see
what's happening? Or am I the crazy one? And eventually
he just he dies, He gets killed because he just
keeps complaining. Everyone just loves lovable Homer. Well, there you go, Matt.
Speaker 3 (49:51):
Have I ever revealed on this show that the Simpsons
talk is to me as the Office talk is to Matt?
I was like pretty much banned from watching this in
my childhood. So I've like like not really seen much
of any I mean, I've seen like an episode here
or there.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
I am finding it okay. One, no, you've never said that,
and like I never heard that shocks me. It was
that and Fresh Prince of bel Air. For some reason,
I was like, not supposed to watch. Well, I've watched
enough for both of us. I've caught back up on
fresh prints that I that I know my heart, But yeah,
I actually do Simpsons references to people sometimes of a
(50:29):
younger generation, and it just flies over their heads unless
it's the Homer Simpson me meme. So the jokes still
hold up. Like when I explain to them what happens,
they laugh, maybe a little too plightly, but yeah, Like
I was telling somebody the other day, like, oh, there's
this really awesome bit where Homer Simpson is banned for
most tavern and they they kick him out and then
(50:52):
he and then he comes back in in like a
top hat and a mustache, and you know it's Homer
and he's like, hello, I would like two parts. You
get this boar and drink some of this beer you
have it. And I was like, get out of here home,
and we know it's you. And they beat him up
and they throw them out, and then as this guy's
lying on the floor, the actual Homer Simpson walks by
and just goes, hey, that guy looks just like me.
(51:15):
That's a great bit. This isret And then all of
a sudden he just sees a squirrel and he's like, oh, squirrel,
and it just starts chasing it and then then that's
it a matter of fact.
Speaker 3 (51:23):
To Chris's point, I constantly use that homer backing into
a bush meme. Yeah you know what episode that's from,
and like what the context of that thing is? Obviously
everyone uses it all the time.
Speaker 2 (51:34):
Now it's like, I definitely do not know the origins
of it, but it is a great meme. And I
got to say too, bringing this full circle back to
the Departed. We did not bring this up on our show,
but the Jack Nichols said, nodding meme, oh yeah, is
one of my all time faves.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
A great one. There are some memes that just become
bigger than the origin. Yeah, that's just become bigger like
like like, for instance, there's some songs that become bigger
than the band. Oh yeah, so yeah, so just uh,
like what are some songs like Dang Dawson is It's
(52:13):
not happy, not happy about bad Bunny, like like I
would say, like all I want for Christmas to a
certain extent, Yeah, it's bigger. It's bigger than the artists.
There are just songs that are bigger than the artists.
And so that's a that's speaking of artists. We are
going to hear from Matt's huge story from the Music
Festival in Patrons to make sure to tune in, and yeah,
like mister Bright's side by the Killers, that's a great, one, huge,
(52:38):
huge song. Weirdly, Europe claimed it like that song is
written in Vegas. You guys, that's fine, but it's like.
Speaker 4 (52:46):
Your got the final countdown? What do they need with
that song?
Speaker 1 (52:49):
Oh dude, just go and watch like the Killers or
bright Side in Europe, and it's as if the whole
thing is a chant. It's it'll make, it'll make the arms,
it'll make the hair your arms just just raise. You're
gonna get the goose pimpley's all over your arms.
Speaker 3 (53:06):
How does it compare to the Chapel Roan Cliff? That
one's still pretty fucking crazy to me.
Speaker 1 (53:10):
But I think it's bigger, bigger. Yeah, it's just it's
like it's bigger than you could imagine for somebody people
to sing a song together live in Unison, because Europe
already all I mean, I'm sure you saw some of
the Ryder Cup Carrier, Like compared to America, Europe already
has the chance nailed down. Oh yes, and they understand
how to sing together. In Unison a lot better.
Speaker 3 (53:31):
Well, it's part of the culture because they do it
in all the football games. Yeah, exactly what they would
call football.
Speaker 1 (53:36):
Yeah. So so imagine them singing a song and a
concert like that. They just get it. They get it,
they get the grip, the group effort a little bit more.
All right, Well, why don't we go around the horn,
get our plugs in, and then will GTF and and
start Patreon. I will start over there in Austin, Texas.
Beautiful beautiful Austin, Texas, where I got to be in
(53:56):
the same city as this man, And even though we
didn't get any into skin, it was really nice just
knowing that he was around. Mister Matt Fondler. What can
we plug for you?
Speaker 2 (54:06):
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Speaker 5 (54:39):
I don't give a shit about our sponsors. I don't
love them. I don't even know that art out.
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Who are they so bad? Bunny? Always bad?
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Funny? Just be good to each other?
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I've seen proofs.
Speaker 5 (55:25):
I yeah, look, it's just way too you couldn't come
up with a memorable title though.
Speaker 3 (55:31):
No, he did come up with a memorable title. I
just have only seen. It's not out yet, so I
have only seen that one proof I know. But now
I want to get the title right. The title of
Rob Wriggles's book is Grit, Spit and Never Quit, A
Marine's Guide to Comedy in Life.
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Nice, I think, Look I'm I'm all for I find
myself googling before any u r l uh just Rob
Wriggle book and then it just goes and reving me
haven't remember the name. Just we don't need that that.
I wish more people do that on like podcasts that
they're guessing on, Like, hey, if you need anything, just
google my name, you'll find it, or Google this and
(56:10):
you'll find it. It's just much easier to having to
remember whatever title or you know of this documentary that
it is or whatever. Just like just google this and
you'll find it. And it's it's just I think a
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Speaker 4 (56:47):
We love you.
Speaker 1 (56:48):
Goodbye,
Hey, welcome back to water Cooler. Extra energy brought because
I was out last week and we need to make
it right. Thank you so much for tuning in and
hanging out with us. You know how the show goes
Hold on, Matt shaking his head because.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
You glitched out right when you were supplying energy. But
I don't know if I was the only one who
saw that, so.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
You weren't out for me too.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
He's one recording the final You were gone.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Last week and then just went silent. The audience is
a yeah, great start. Yeah talking that deflated everything. I
had a whole hold on. I tell the band that
they can No, we don't need the parade anymore. Just
go home, guys. Yeah, just energy stuck down the room here.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Did Ian bag just like instinctively slink away. I know
he's off camera too. Just make his entrance and back.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
He drove out, Well, he lives in Long Beach, but
he came out all he walked here. Try and you
can walk him now. Yeah YouTube Michael Tier All right,
thanks guys, see you next time. Actually, if Altier is there,
bring him on camera. Get all right. You know the
show goes on. Fuck I Chris sucks my kick it
(01:30):
with my Corola digital pudds of yesteryear with me today.
All the way in Austin, Texas, it's mister Matt Fondelier. Hey, brother, Okay,
I see what you're doing. You're trying to bring it back.
You're trying to get us back to where we where
we started. I appreciate that, but you also took it
all away, so I don't really know if it's as
(01:53):
noble as I'm painting it to be. But it's fine.
It's good to see you, Matt. I missed you. Also.
Oh yeah, well I was gonna bring that up, but
we don't have to do that.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
And then all the way to Orange County, California, it's
Gary Smith. Maybe maybe not, maybe fuck yourself, fresh off
fresh off the movie club. Gary's still hot on it. Yeah,
we did it, we did. I am I'm still fun.
I gotta be honest with you.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I would am so busy that I only watched about
three quarters of the movie, but I know the movie
by heart.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
So I knew I could get away with that. As
soon as we finish up. I watched the last quarter.
You gotta close it off. Yeah, I agreed, So I'm
glad you did. And if anybody listening likes the movie
That Departed, which I think is all of you, then
please subscribe to our patron and check out the Movie Club,
where we talk about a different movie every month, and
(02:50):
this month I will get you one better. Chris.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
If you were out there and you do not like
The Departed sound off in the comments, so we can
eviserate you about because that's just that's that's gotta be
a I'm sure there's a control group of people who
don't like that film, but I have questions for you
if that is the group in which you.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Resign, more like an out of control group.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yeah, and that voice you're hearing everybody all the way
to North Hollywood, California's mister Mike Dawson.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Excuse me, well, I kissed the sky one of them.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah, one of the most uh misheard, misheard lines and
music unfortunately for for mister Hendricks.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
But no, Kaitlin.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Today, he's a he's in the middle of a tornado.
Did you say no or did he say I'll try
to join later?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
He said it was gonna try. But it sounds like
his familial assistance is a left down or something. So
he's on his own and got to the kids is
a great word to mask. He's got shit to deal with, bro. Yeah,
I'm just doing that too.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Let them deal with it, bro.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Right, Well, I'm gonna miss him, especially when we circle
back to the T shirt talk, because I've been experimenting
all week long, and.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Oh good, I have no idea what.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Actually, I love what you're talking about because I listened
to the show like four times.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
I can't wait for this T shirt talk.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah, Dawson, there are there are two ways to put
on a T shirt. As it turns out that there's
a Superman method and then there's the Luther method Lex Luthor,
Lex Luthor.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I thought that, Oh, I thought Luther Vandross. Oh, I've
been feeling it wrong the whole time.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
I thought it was the right way and the wrong way,
which is what exactly, sir, Well, inside out is the
wrong way.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Well, no, no, we're not talking about the we're assuming right
side out. In these scenarios, it's a matter of how
do you put the shirt? And doesn't wan don't you
just without knowing what either of the methods are, Why
don't you describe to us the manner in which you
put on a T shirt. You have a T shirt
sitting on the bed, it's time to get it on
your body. What are the steps?
Speaker 5 (05:11):
I mean arm, left arm into the left arm, right arm,
and head and it's on.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Okay, So the Superman Superman the normal Man method. Yeah,
I was listening to this show when you guys are
discussing this in Matt putting his head first, putting his
T shirt on, head first, and just lex Luthor style.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Whyx luthor style to leave with your head?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
He's bald. It's a defining characteristic of it.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
We're talking a lot about stretching to stay with the
Superman theme of the whole.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Thing, and I'm not having it.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Do we have the pole the Facebook poll because it
was posted? Oh yeah, somebody posted a pole, and yeah
it's typical. Sounds about right. It sounds like someone you
guys will miss. But maybe if you see the results,
you'll not might see that maybe the lex Luthor their
(06:05):
method is a little more common than you guys think.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
I think chicks do the lex Luthor.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I don't think, dude, that's entirely fine perspectile women.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
But Matt, you also sit to pee right, get out
of here?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
What are you talking about. You know, I don't see
this poll. Matt. I believe you.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I believe you, but I'm being shadow band.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I'm going to find you.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Oh wait here, it is okay. How do you put
on a shirt? Superman thirty, Luthor seventy.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
I don't think they understand all right, I don't think
they do.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
They understand it.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
There's only they listened to the episode.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
It's pretty clear there's only twenty votes. So you know
you you're talking about fourteen lunatics who have tilted this thing.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Yeah, but it's weird that they're all in the same group. Well,
all these lunatics.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Again. I bring this up because Kilan and I both
agreed that for the next week we would put on
our shirts in the opposite manner, and so I've spent
an entire week going against my better instinct to go
Lex Luthor style and I've been Supermann in my shirts.
(07:21):
We've lost Dawson here, but let me tell you, I
wish Kaileen was here. I am curious to hear what
his experience was like.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
I want to know if you really think Kaitlin did it.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
I do think so. He's a man at his word.
Here's what I'm gonna say, I really two problems that
I came across in the last week that I think
I'm going back. I'm going back.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
We are already, we've already jumped the shark. You have
two problems with.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Puts, two problems with supermanning the shirt.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
That's we're gonna go ahead and refer to that as
correctly putting on your shirt.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Your method is a.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Toddler method, because that's how I dress my toddler. I
put a T shirt or over his head because he
can't manage that part, and then I let him navigate
the arms right.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
And in this case, the usage of the word toddler
is not only acceptable, it's it's it's appreciated and preferred.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yeah, yeah, it's necessary. I think, all right on problem one.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Problem one, Problem one, too much shirt holding. All right,
I put the one arm through the shirt. I'm still
holding onto this other shirt, and then I got to
bring it all the way up and around. By the
time I get my second arm through the shirt, Like
Jesus Christ, I'm only two thirds of the way through
this shit. This is crazyhing yourself and then you dress
(08:41):
yourself every day, there is in what you put it
just just put it right over your head. Your arms
are free to do as they may. No more shirt
holding you can do. You're good to go. Okay, way
less shirt holding. Number two.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Take off my shirt to demonstrate this.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
But once one arm is in the shirt, you no
longer need to hold anything.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Okay, you have a shirt in your on your hip, sir,
your shirt's gonna drip to your hip.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
That's man.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
What size is this shirt you're putting on?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Putting on a tense It's called physics. It's called physics.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
How many people do you need to hold your shirt
for you?
Speaker 4 (09:16):
A book?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Read a book, read a book.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
I didn't even read a physics book to understand the
bullshit you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Because are you getting dressed on the moon?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Problem number two?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
And this happened a couple of times.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
This happened a couple of times, and I lost seconds
of my life and I will never get back. And
that is arm through the headhole. All right, You take
a straight shot with your arm, You got a one
out of three chance of going through the headhole versus
you're not putting your head through the sleeve. It will
never happen.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
I am okay, I have a couple of things. First off,
I'd like to apologize any new listeners. I'm thoroughly embarrassed here.
I am, I am beside myself. I I need to
take this.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
I don't take this moment to go back to highlight
that during the movie night, Matt revealed that he has
the next pick for October, and when asked whether or
not he had picked a movie, he said he had
taken some meetings. So fuck you again for that. And
second of all, you're putting your arm through the headhole
of a T shirt.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
It happened, you know, I'm rushing.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Happened more than once, more than once.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Okay, I'm flabbergast and and flummixed.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I am too sober for this. We had a we
had a comment a couple that's definitely true that that
kind of criticized me and the rest of my cohorts
about maybe being a little too harsh on Matt in
his lifetime.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
What's up with that?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I now disagree with that comment. Yeah, fully with you.
I don't think they are harsh enough, and I don't
think we can be harsh enough.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Seventy percent of our listeners agree with me, so just
watch your words.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Seventy of twenty people agree with you.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
You know what, Matt watched your face. Your arms just
go through the wrong holes.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Did they, Matt? How often does this happen?
Speaker 5 (11:07):
I would apparently it happened thirty three percent of the
time when you try to get dressed.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
I would like to go back to this supposition that
once you put Superman style one of your arms through
the armhole, that there is a need to continue holding
the shirt. It is now physically attached to your body
in a way that it cannot fall off.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
What okay, but you understand that when you are just
holding the shirt, it's like a flagpole. The flag is
just drooping down. It is now perpendicular to your body.
You understand that, So you gotta make a much larger
effort to bring your other arm down and around to
swing the shirt back up. And what I'm saying is
(11:47):
you just pop that baby over your head. It's just
gonna just start naturally, like water falling down your shoulder blades.
It's just like natural.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Do you do this with like do you sometimes put
on like put your your arm through a shirt and
then and then you're their arm and then you realize
that it was pants the whole time, or that plastic
bag of some sort like it.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Probably happens a third of the time, and now you're
just fantasized only putting a plastic bag over my head. Chris,
this has gone too far?
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Has no that that that goest you far? I agree?
But okay, Well, here's the thing. I was listening to
the episode last week when you were explaining this, and
you guys were you guys said, there's no way you
do it like that, There's no way. Well, here's the thing, Met,
You're wearing a shirt right now. Yeah, dude, let's see,
let's see. Let's see how God, let's see how you
(12:36):
do it.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
I've already I'm not No, this is done. No.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I I tend to understand why you are reluctant to
do it, Matt, but I think we've gotten to a
point where, if not this episode, certainly in a future episode,
you're going to have to do it over an existing shirt.
We're not asking you to bury your skin on the podcast,
but you need to fucking explain yourself.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
And I think it's going to require demonstrats.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
We'll see, we'll see if we get enough Patreon followers.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Oh, we have plenty, not enough.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
I just I just the difficulty you've had getting dressed, Matt,
I just don't well.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Again, to be clear, I don't have difficulty getting dressed.
I do things a certain way. Look, man, I was
willing to see the other side and give it a
try to see maybe I've been doing it wrong. And
I'm just here to report that that I've been doing
it correctly. And again, so have seventy percent of our listeners.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
So lookt I embrace you because I like weird. But
it's just weird.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
This is what you look like in the morning, Matt.
I'm wearing my shirt just around my neck. Yeah, this
is you walk you there's a point where you look
like this. Yep, it's actually not that bad.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Yeah, it's goddamn right. How much are you holding your
shirt at all? Are your arms free to do as
they may?
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Oh? Man, I might be uh, I might be turning
turn in the corner here.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
I think what would really settle this is a race?
Oh you think it's whatever? Whoever can do it?
Speaker 5 (14:22):
Put on a shirt faster winds hands down, because you
got to thank Superman. That's one swoop you're adding steps,
Manman is like the same time you gotta go.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
See, this is why with the demonstration is becoming necessary.
Several swoops is an absurd description of the Superman method.
I don't believe you're doing the Superman method. I believe
you're doing some third thing that is comes out of
your sick, twisted mind.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
If the lowest lane, I never talked about that, Jesus Christ,
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
All right, Well, I think you're doing the Peter Parker
m nice.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Is Peter Bars not that bad?
Speaker 1 (15:07):
I you know, I cranked that Soldier boy and then
I Superman the shirt and it's nice. All right, Well,
wait to clean that up, Chris Uh. Speaking of shirts.
So I was at the airport the other day and
I see this guy, and look, you could wear whatever
you want to an airport. It's fine. No, I disagree.
(15:30):
I'm used to it. I've seen it all well, I thought,
at least I thought I have. But then there are
there are people who wear There was something that used
to bother me a lot more. Then it kind of
died away just because I haven't seen people doing it.
And it's like wearing shirts with clever sayings on them,
like I didn't really need that in my life. We're
(15:51):
trying to be witty with a T shirt saying, you know,
like a camouflage shirt that says no, you can't see
me or something. It's uh so I'm at the airport
and there's this guy by himself, just standing there with
his luggage, checking his cell phone, relaxed and looking pretty cool.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
You know.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
He's probably my age, maybe a little maybe a little
younger and on and he's gonna be he's about to
board a plane. And on his shirt, in big, huge letters,
it says free seats with an air pointing up and
then an arrow pointing down. Free seats. Dawson's clapping.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
It's up there with the big stickers to guys like guys,
certain guys in the South have been putting on their
trucks and say I eat ass.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Well I've seen Yeah that was pretty bold too. Yeah,
but freeze, like, imagine this is Southwest, So I mean
somebody's choosing. We knew it wasn't Emirates.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
That is the one thing we done.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Yeah, it goes without saying.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
It was in Singapore either. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Yeah, this is this is this is a Southwest flight.
It's like, man, if I was walking and choosing my seats.
And I saw that guy, I'd be like, hell yeah,
because that's extra seats in that aisle.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Say well, you got to ask him. You gotta do
a follow up. Hey, dude, can I can we do
a follow up on your shirt?
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Here?
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Yeah? So you like to eat pussy and fuck is
what you're saying with that shirt.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
You know what, I should have said that to him.
Speaker 5 (17:42):
You just got to come out and blatantly and make
them as uncomfortable, you know, like if you.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
See the guy, if you see the guy who has the.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
Shirt, and I saw this one within the last year,
dude a shirt that says free mustache rides, and like
the dude would have a mustache, and you're thinking the
same thing, like what is your fucking deal?
Speaker 4 (18:04):
You got it?
Speaker 5 (18:05):
Somebody's gotta call them out and really ask the tough
questions and and shame the shirt.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
See, I don't like the shirt.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
I like that act.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
I don't love the really in your face ones like that.
What I do appreciate. And I'm thinking of one that
you may or may not still have Dawson. But Dawson
had one that said I love country music, but it
didn't say that with letters. It said that with a
few different symbols, and you had to really kind of
stare at the shirt and work it out for a
minute to figure it out.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
You remember that shirt, Dawson, Yeah, I still have it.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
It hasn't e a heart, a picture of Hillary Clinton,
a tree, and a music sign.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Yeah that says I love country music.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
It was a thinker. There was a there was a
shorty skateboard shirt when I was in middle school that
just did shorty skateboards. But when you pull up like
one part of the shirt to meet the other part,
it just said fuck you. Yeah, and people kids to
wear that to school. And that's how we kind of,
you know, gave it to the man the Mad Magazine foldable,
you know in the back where you know.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
My favorite shirt, my favorite shirt for a long time
after college.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
I found it in a good Will for sixty seven
cents and it was just.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
A blue T shirt and all it said on it
was I'm the daddy, That's why.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
And I wore that shirt for like fifteen years.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
In public.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Yeah. Nice, Oh, that was my That was my go
to fucking going out shirt.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Gary, Wasn't there some crazy slogan T shirt that you
wore into a restaurant. You didn't realize that you had
it on.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Yeah it was Yeah, what fucking product was that for?
It was for like.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
A bidet company, but it was like tushy or something,
and it had some like fucking slogan I think a
it was tushy and it just said like, you know,
clean assholes approof or something like something ridiculous, and I'd
like put it on to make.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Joy a laugh.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
When I had a SWASTI gad on.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
It did not have a swat. That is most certainly
fake news. Did not ever happened, but.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
That would be a good funny misdirection joke. I was
wearing this tushy shirt right, and I had no idea
how to SWASTI go on it.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
I do remember the shirt's being very soft, so they were, Yeah,
they were so I could see why you would wear
it too, just for just for the comfort alone.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
But Chris still has eight Jeremiah Weed shirts.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
I have one left, got rid of them all it was.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
Time would you keep the one? Keep the one for
old times?
Speaker 1 (20:43):
I know actually Jen wears that as but it's you
know what you wears it. It's like turns me on
brings me back to yesteryear. You know, it's like it
just brings you back to old times thinking about it.
Get to meet can me hot and bothered?
Speaker 4 (21:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (21:02):
All right, Well, I do want to remind everybody that
this is episode five hundred three, also A sixty nine
plus sixty nine plus sixty nine plus sixty nine plus
sixty nine plus sixty nine plus sixty nine plus twenty
so we have done a lot of episodes five o three.
Also the Levi's bootcut, So I want to talk about
jeans for a little bit here, guys. Boot cut. The
(21:26):
boot cut very appropriate in Austin. Matt, Yeah, cause you
wear boots with him. I just came back from Austin.
I did not meet up with Matt. So when he
says I missed him, he said, literally, it's because we
did not get to interact skin to skin.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
I was really looking forward to that skin to skin contact.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
I know, I know we wanted we I wanted to
do get some stwos with you and just schedules in
the line. But either way, it was just nice knowing
you were near and.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Well, thank you. I do genuinely feel really bad. I
really like I feel.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
The same way about the ocean. You know, it's it's
over there. I could go see it.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
I don't need to go.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
I love I love close to the ocean, and I could.
I definitely could visit it more. But Matt, you don't
have to feel bad about that. You you should feel
more bad about visiting California and not telling anybody and
then leaving. That's what I feel bad about.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
There are probably a lot of things you should feel
bad about. How you put a shirt on.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Yeah, there are many life choices.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Yeah, it's grown on me, Matt. I don't know. I
might have to go on that Facebook group and change
my vote. You know, it's a weirdly weirdly I feel
like Superman when I do so. It's kind of I
think that's why people are kind of maybe being confused
about what's what. Yeah, I feel like I feel like him.
(22:56):
I certainly do. It feels like I'm wearing a cape.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Christy, you wanted the fourteen Lunatics. You go head style
head Luther.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Lex, I'm number eight man.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Yeah, we we have a baseball team, sweet with subs, bullpen.
All right, look, we got we got a lot to
get into. One more note, I wanted to add. Gary
kept playing this drop of Matt and you guys were
kind of confused about what it was in the last episode,
so before he plays it, my it was a drop
(23:30):
that I grabbed from him a while back when he
was describing now to.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Some some foody ate and it was a cocktail.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
And just listen to the way he says caramel, and
what's that on.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Top of it? You say that is fucking caramel and peanuts,
and that also falls into the drink as you're drinking it.
Or you could just take your finger just fucking scoop
some caramel into your mouth.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
You said it two different ways in the same said
it's what's wrong with you? Maybe I heard it again, dude.
Speaker 5 (24:08):
That's like watching Pirates of the Caribbean while riding on
Pirates of the Caribbean.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
That's exactly what it is. I was hot and bothered.
Now I'm no longer hot, Matt.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
That's all right now.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Look, I I want to thank you guys for doing
the show without me, and it was really fun to
listen to. So y'all, y'all did a great job. Hey,
you can do that. You visited and you both listening.
We appreciate it. Yeah, yeah, me and Dawson. I think
we listened together. We're texting each other the whole time.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
Yeah, remember that funny one.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
I thought about you. I thought it again about you, Matt,
when I was on the plane, and you know every
time now I look up at the buttons and just
I see in my chair.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Whether or not the little icon has the lady holding
the tray or oh, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Okay, it doesn't matter to me. I mean, yeah, whether or.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Not it doesn't matter to me. I'm pushing it. I know.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
It's that's what bothers me. You are pushing it, that's
for sure. But as look, I can, I can change
my tune if necessary, hence me wearing my shirt like this.
And I am sitting I remember, I'm sitting there. I'm
putting on a movie and in the distance, I see
(25:28):
the person taking the drink orders. I'm like, okay, gonna
get my drink in, gonna get my snacky in, and
we're just gonna have a nice, easy flight to Austin.
I go back to turn to the movie. I close
my eyes for one second, I open them and the
person is one row behind me. I fell asleep for
(25:48):
like three minutes, and now the person's behind me. You
already take the orders, already handed out the snackies, and
I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
To do.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
I don't know what you know exactly what to do?
I push that button.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Baby, I'm in a conundrum here. I am in a
real conundrum. I don't do it, Matt.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
I know, I know you. I know.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
My mouth was so dry and based off a principal alone,
I would not summon a flight attendant for a snacky
and a drink.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Especially if you said it that way. Can I get
a snacky in a drink?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (26:32):
Worked? Yeah, Chris, we got to address that.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
I I I appreciate, you know, the lingo that we
toss around here so willy nilly, like a humdrum conundrum.
But I certainly hope you're not talking about snackies and drinkies.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
On the Southwest.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
I am, that's exactly what you say.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
Miss. Pardon me, miss? Can I get a snacky?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Yeah? So I fell asleep.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
Did those words come out of your mouth? No? They don't.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
You don't know. I know nobody would know, because I
fell asleep and they walked away, and I was too
much of a coward. Matt as a coward to push
the button at I.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Mean, it's just I understand it's a fear of confrontation.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
It is I gotta work on this, and this is something.
This is an ongoing, yeah theme of my time on
this earth.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Well, what stopped you from.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
I'm lazy, Dawes.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
I mean.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
That's the other thing. You could also just go up
in the back and then you lean up on the counter.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Oh yeah, it's like, hey, hey, what's up.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
You find any more than snacky's?
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Yeah? Hey, how you doing on them stacky snackies? Yeah?
I remember me I was asleep. You get a drinkie.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
I you know, they make like signs. Or you could
even just put a post it note on your forehead
that just says, please wake for snack and drinks. I
think that would be my next movie.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
That's pretty good. Another good use of posting it.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
I mean, but you think about it.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
You gotta be really fucking tired to fall asleep and
totally miss the fact that one thing that you're looking for.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
I don't know how this is, like, Chris, you should
play the lottery.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
If you're falling asleep for three minutes at the exact
time you.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
Need to be awake for you should play the lottery because.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Win that money.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Yeah, I uh, look, I'm pretty good at giving myself
a little bit of misfortune, so I don't know if
I should be playing the lottery anyway. All Right, we
got look, we got we got stuff to get into. Oh, Matt,
are you going to uh acl?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
I am not. I'm not this year. Last year, I
was fortunate enough to be working on a docu series
project and I got to go backstage for all three days,
which I told you guys about and it was incredible.
But that was getting golf carts driving you around, being
in the artist area, like it was a totally different experience,
(29:10):
like the Deluxe experience. I think going there, I would
just much rather watch the sets from home, which is
exactly what we're gonna do this weekend and next weekend.
But I did go to a music festival, which I
can talk about on a different show, Okay, Patreon or something.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
That's a tease. Matt just says he has an incredible
story from music festival, and I know the music festival,
and he's teasing it. So if you want this amazing,
incredible story, subscribe to Patreon go to patreon dot com
slash Watercooler for as little as five bucks a month.
You hear epic, epic epic.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
It's going to raise an interesting question for all.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
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Speaker 3 (29:55):
And by the way, there's a new feature on Patreon
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So if you just want to go check out the
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Speaker 4 (30:07):
Three easy payments of thirty nine ninety five.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Yeah, super super easy, plus tax and fees. But yeah,
thank you, thank you everybody for the support. All right, Oh,
let's get I just read a comment in it upset me,
So why don't we dive in and hear from my
fellow fellow luther Heads.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
Club.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
All right, and these are all comments found on the
aforementioned Patreon page as well as the Facebook group. And
the Facebook group is free, It's perfectly free, very fun.
Just go to Facebook dot com slash groups slash Bobo
Boy Army Worldwide LLC answer a few questions, we might
(30:58):
let you in, and it is my favorite place on
the net. Please join and hang out with this wonderful,
wonderful community. All right, let's start off with a comment
on Patreon. This is from Zersees aka Wheep Bred and
he says, first of all, Matt is a genius.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
I like where this is going.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Second, I also utilize the Luther method.
Speaker 5 (31:26):
M anybody who utilizes the word utilized instead of use
is a time waster.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Saving time by doing the Luther method. So it all,
it'll all come back around. Even out Our card is
Gary again, he's just that devastated.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Our cards just disgusted. Our card responded, I honestly don't
even understand the Superman method. The only way that makes
sense is the Lex Luthor method. Yeah, you guys are retarded,
Eric Clepors's I also use the Luther method. Like Matt says,
it helps with the glasses.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Not since I told you guys about the fucking monk music,
and you guys just shat all over me and then
lo and behold there was monk music that was not
Since then I felt so vindicated.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
Is you're not vindicated at all.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
All right, that made me mad. I'm gonna go to
I'm gonna move over to Facebook.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
For just just a little bit here, gonna refill my wine.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Absolutely, refeel your wine.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Yeah yeah, don't talk about me or anything, all right,
all right, yeah, no.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Leave mid show, Okay, go, I'm sorry. All right, let's
see here. I guess that's okay. Let's see. Oh, Larry
Neely landy Neeli, he's not Larry Laney. Neely says. I'm
(32:57):
watching the abyss on my flight to Sacramento, and I
see Kaylen Bean's dad and I forgot his dad's name. Yeah, look,
Kaylen's shining right now. Sorry, he's gonna be Kaylen's dad
for a little bit. And that's okay. I'm sure he's
very happy about that.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
He's very proud.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Let's see. There's a few soup ones that I want
Matt to actually be here for, so I'll wait for those.
Casey petersons, I'm officially an old man. Not only have
I never heard of Bad Bunny, but am I the
only one who thinks it's bs that the Super Bowl
halftime show is an artist who doesn't sing a single
song in English, and I think screams of America more
than the super Bowl and a Puerto Rican pop star
get off my lawn. I'll let Gary go first. Go ahead, Gary, Yeah, right,
(33:44):
touching that the fuck out of here. Well, luckily we
have a music officionado and a radio DJ, mister Mike
Dawson dos thoughts on the super Bowl halftime show with
mister ad Bunny.
Speaker 5 (34:03):
Well, I think it's fair to say that the NFL
doesn't really give a shit about its fans.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
And oh my god, talk faster. What's happening?
Speaker 4 (34:26):
Is he? I mean, I I do have a lot
of thoughts about it.
Speaker 5 (34:29):
That sounds like you, here's the thing, here's the thing.
Can can you hear me? It says my internet connection
is unstable right now. I don't know what the fuck
is going on.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
We can hear you, but not when you're not talking.
Speaker 5 (34:45):
I have not watched a super Bowl halftime show in
well over a decade. I've never given a fuck. I
don't think it's smart that the NFL did this. There
hasn't been a rock act at the super Bowl and
I don't know how long you know, uh, And I
(35:12):
think that in the end, it doesn't fucking matter because
no dudes, no dude has ever said I'm stoked about
the Super Bowl halftime show.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
I disagree a little bit with both of those takes.
I look, I think that I will say, I'm very
surprised by the severe backlash because this is a opinion
that is prominent online in the last two days. I
think that what the NFL was trying to do here
is trying to broaden its audience. They want the Latin
(35:45):
you know, demographic, and there's yeah, those portions of the world.
That's why they're going and that's why the Chargers open
the season down in Brazil.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
That's why. I yeah that people who like Bad Bunny
don't like the NFL, and.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
I think that's the point, is that you're going to
get NFL non NFL watchers who are going to come
to this broadcast.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
You're not hoping that a small percentage.
Speaker 4 (36:06):
It's not gonna have. The NFL is never going to
be a fucking worldwide sport. Not gonna happen. It only
makes sense in America and possibly Canada.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
I will not rest till Spain calls football football, and I.
Speaker 5 (36:21):
Think it's a wild goose chase for them. They're throwing
fucking stupid money. It's stupid things that are never going
to be fulfilled and at the same time alienating the
true core base of people who love the NFL. I thin,
which is forty year old dudes, and as young as
(36:43):
fucking eighteen and as old as fucking seventy three.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
But dude's one of the biggest pop stars on the planet.
He can do it, like it like like Bruno Mars
did it.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
No.
Speaker 5 (36:54):
Look, he may be one of the biggest popular. Soccer
is the most fucking popular sport in the world. Name
twelve soccer players. We can't name three bad bunny songs.
If you can, you're in the total fucking minority of
people who enjoy the NFL.
Speaker 4 (37:13):
I don't know anyone.
Speaker 5 (37:15):
I don't know anyone who knows one bad bunny song
or who even cares to listen.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
I Dawson, it's funny that you're on the show and
you're asking me. Are you asking someone to name at
least three? I just happened to be able to name none.
I can't name any either, but okay, I don't, but
I understand. I understand the point though, because I'm not
I'm not hating whatever it's a halftime show. I don't
(37:44):
think that this meaningfully hurts the ratings for either the game.
I don't either. Halftime show.
Speaker 4 (37:49):
I don't either. I don't either. But but what what
they what they will?
Speaker 5 (37:54):
What will happen as time is they'll see a lot
more people change the fucking channel during the halftime show
to show that purposely they're not watching the advertising for
the halftime show.
Speaker 4 (38:05):
I do think that is going to dramatically increase.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
It's not going to change my numbers. I watch the
Puppy Bowl every year.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
Yeah, see, there you go.
Speaker 2 (38:14):
Now you're talking my language at.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
They're fucking adorable. You can't even means a bunch of
a bunch of puppies playing football? How is that not
good programming? Speaking of good programming, I have a producer
note for Matt, and it's kind of based off of
what There's a lot of hubbub in the Facebook group
right now about a lot of brackets going on about
we should choose the best soup. So I'm Matt, I
(38:40):
think you should do some sort of bracket where we
all just kind of go over. We could call it
best yeah, best food, Yeah, best hot ladle food or something.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Like that.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
I don't know, we can workshop it, but what what
what is going on? We have a we have a
soup pole. We've already just we've already know this.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
We've been on We've been doing this for sixty nine,
PL sixty and an ample sixty Nineple six and apls
examples example of six NAM plus twenty episodes.
Speaker 4 (39:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
I don't know if I wow, but I am too that.
Speaker 5 (39:15):
I did not intend to do that, but my point
is doing there's such a thing called luck and coincidence.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
But it's fine if people haven't, you know, devoted the
entire catalog to their memory, or maybe they haven't listened
to those episodes. I'm glad to know that.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
Fine with me if you, if that is you, please
stop right now and go back to episode one and
start over.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Well that's what I was gonna say. There's a whole
archive of episodes that will wait you, and you can
listen to the Superbowl, which was you know, debated furiously
for weeks and uh, you know, hashtag miso soup forever.
Speaker 4 (39:51):
But who won the soup? Anyway? Who won the Super Bowl?
Speaker 2 (39:56):
You know, frankly I don't remember, but I guess probably
I'll figure it. Yeah, it's probably Frenchy, and I feel
like that's what deserves it.
Speaker 4 (40:02):
But what do I know? French John and totally does
not deserve it.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Oh, I couldn't. We should do a blacket, you guys,
we went through all this. Kathy Lowry has been posting
a bunch of pictures of her one eyed, a brand new,
very cute, one eyed cat, because Gary's wife Joya had
requested that she fled our Facebook page with it. And
totally fine, very cute, but I was thinking, would you
(40:31):
get an eye patch for this cat?
Speaker 4 (40:33):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (40:33):
And the only reason I ask, I don't think you
should personally because I think the cat's so cute. But
if I was missing an eye, I might offer the
eye patch. Personally, I think it looks cool because it
looks cool.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
Well, I mean if I if I had a cat
with one eye, would I own an eye patch? I mean, undoubtedly?
What do you think would I Would I force the
poor animals to wear it for more than like, especially
occasions or photos that I wanted?
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Probably not.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
I'm with you on that one.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
Gary's if you.
Speaker 3 (41:05):
Have a one eyed animal, yeah you get the eye patch,
and you do one you do a couple by the way,
where it's covering the sole eye, because that's just comedy.
Speaker 5 (41:15):
When the eye patch looks better than what's under the
eye patch, go with the eye patch. It's good because
most of the time, that's like ninety percent of the time.
I mean maybe one time you have a nice clean
cut on your eye and it's not that hard to
look at. But I try, is pretty disturbing when you
(41:37):
see when you see someone's eye, that's that's that's traumatized
or closed or it's not it's not pleasant.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
I agree, Chris, you recently switched companies and you had
an opportunity that clearly you did not take. But have
you ever considered that some kind of a long con
like that where you just go in for the interview
rocking an eye patch and just your eye patch guy
from now until the end of time, and it's just
the only You're the only one who's in on this joke.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
You know. I think I'm not like a Norm MacDonald
where I can just do a joke only for me
and go that long. I don't think I could either.
I need I need some sort of gratification of an
external laugh. So I don't think I could do it,
but I do think like, guys with the eye patches
(42:28):
look pretty sweet. Like I actually ran to a water
cooler fan a in an elevator once in Vegas. We're
just going up to the bar, the top four and
it's like, you know, hey're Chris Locks, and I love
the water cooler. It's wearing an eye patch. I'm like, man,
we got cool fans. I used to think they were
all lame, and then I saw the guy the eye
patch and I was like, yeah, we actually got cool
listeners out there.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
I'd like to know maybe we can put it out
to the listeners coolest eye patches in you know, media
movies and TV.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
P I P E yeah, p e P it's hook
I patch two words?
Speaker 4 (43:02):
Well go ahead, I don't know. I know it's one word.
It's an eye patch, all.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Right, So pe but that's just the people think they're
in gym.
Speaker 4 (43:12):
Pp PP is definitely the way to go.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
But yeah, all right, PEP.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
I'm seeing it broken up towards Okay, Captain Hook is
up there.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
Definitely up there. There's definitely, uh, you guys never really
got into Battlestar Galactica, but there's a certain character who's
wearing an eye patch in the later parts of that show,
and it's just it's dope. I don't know, there's no
other way to describe it. It elevated the character.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Now, if you guys are missing an eye, would you do?
Would you offer the glass eye in I don't know.
Speaker 4 (43:50):
Exact I think I think you would.
Speaker 5 (43:52):
I think you would because over the iPad look pretty normal,
it can look pretty well.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
You could also do both. You could have the glass
eye with the iPad.
Speaker 5 (43:59):
Yeah, if you're doing uh, if you're before truly doing
all media and looking for Pep fucking Oakland Raiders logo, dude.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
That's pretty good. That's good.
Speaker 4 (44:10):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Did any pirates actually have an eye patch with the
skull and crossbones on the eye patch?
Speaker 1 (44:17):
I'm going to attempt to answer this, and then Peter
Morrow is going to correct me. But I thought pirates
were eye patches, and I'm sure there was a skull
and crossbones on some of them, just because you know,
it's logo. But they did it when they fought, when
they would sword fight, because it helped with the depth perception.
(44:38):
I thought, I thought it actually decreased your depth perception.
But there's some like thing about it, like helping you
with sword fighting. I don't know, because pirates fought with
swords too, They're very good, So I can't wait to
stand corrected on that one. All right, let's see a
couple more here. Let's see Marty Ward says, Hey, you
(45:00):
guys nailed it. Matt knew I was Australian.
Speaker 4 (45:04):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
And Gary was correct that it's ausse rules football. Calen
is correct that some people call soccer football here, but
then it's like SDFU, dude, just call it soccer. We
have enough different football codes here. Also, I love the
dynamic of this episode. I did miss the mouthles, but
it was also really refreshing to be able to hear
you guys complete a sentence without getting talked over. Well
what the hell man does that mean? All right, Marty,
(45:27):
I'm sure that was refreshing. I'm sorry that I'm here
interrupting everybody. Garret, what do you have to say? And
you know what, Marty, like you think you can just
comment on and just and just insult us. Just leave these,
just leave these. Oh yeah, I definitely talking about done. Okay,
(45:48):
all right, all good, love you, Marty. Thanks for commenting, buddy, great,
let's see here. Don Pallis says, I waited all day
for this episode to hit YouTube. As I was heading home,
I gave in and started listening to it on overcast.
When I didn't hear the licks, I realized, why it's
not on YouTube yet. Oh yeah, that's me. That's on me, buddy. Sorry,
(46:09):
I was out. I was in Texas working, and uh,
Gary did send me. By the way, everybody out here,
Oh it's great, Yeah, I mean how did you?
Speaker 4 (46:17):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (46:18):
How did you work down there in Texas with no internet?
Speaker 4 (46:21):
You know?
Speaker 1 (46:22):
It's it was difficult. It was very busy, very hot.
You're out. It looked like a lot of public schools,
you know, places that tend to have for you. How
do you know where? I wasn't worry about what I
know and what I don't know. Don't you worry about it?
You watch your mouth. Actually, the wifis are very secure
and hard to get onto you at these schools, Gary,
(46:43):
because the hackers like me could instantly infiltrate the mainframe.
Speaker 3 (46:47):
Yeah, and do something as dangerous and as horrible as
uploading the episode that they were sent.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
Yep, never know, I'm just ever know Okay, A lot
of people had some thought on Matt's buddy trying to
break into his house and what window would work best.
Kevin Garrett says, you guys do know that if the
windows are unlocked, you can just open them from the.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
Outside, right, Yeah, but we're not gonna state like the
most obvious things, like we're all going under the assumption
that the windows were locked, I think.
Speaker 4 (47:19):
I mean, yeah, we're talking about breaking in, not opening
the window.
Speaker 3 (47:23):
Like the whole premise is he doesn't have his keys
and he's locked out. That would lead me to assume
everything that has a lock is Well, the.
Speaker 5 (47:31):
First thing you do is you go to the door
that he forgot to lock, and then you get in.
Come on, you got a break into the house. Thanks
Kevin Garrett. I appreciate you, brother.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
You gotta break in, you wrap a T shirt. Well,
first you take the T shirt off your shoulders and
then you wrap a T shirt around your hand. Yeah,
just do one of those one in. Well, see, Chris,
wouldn't you wouldn't you probably try dogy door first. I
would try doggy door. I would absolutely try doggy door.
I would try chimney, I would try try the Chimney.
(48:05):
I would try keyhole Chris Kringle.
Speaker 4 (48:08):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (48:09):
You never go full Chris Skrinkle. Everyone knows that. I
just but yeah, it's a you can go full Chris Cringle.
Like they're they're wastes. There are ways to sneak in.
They're ways sneaking all right, let's see here more more
people liking man the way man puts on his shirts.
You know, we don't need to do all comments.
Speaker 4 (48:27):
We can.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
We can just I think we're actually all set with comments.
We could just call it. We could just call it
right there. We could just call it there. Man, I
think you're starting a revolution. I don't think I've ever
tried it, so I do put.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
Ah, no, no, why not?
Speaker 1 (48:42):
Why not? Oh all right, well why don't we Why
don't we call comments there? We'll go around the horn,
get our plugs in, and then is what you need? Okay? Boy?
Speaker 3 (49:03):
Listening to people a couple in matt about the fucking
shirt method for the last forty five minutes, I want
to kill myself.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
What I'm trying. It is pretty disappointed.
Speaker 4 (49:11):
Don't do it.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
It is pretty disappointing. I feel like Grimes on The Simpsons,
where it's just like, and Matt's Homer. I thought you
meant the musical artist suit. It's like, yeah, well we'll
hurt too. But also there's Frank Grimes in a classic
gap of the episode of The Simpsons is watching Homer
just being you know, being Homer, and everyone's like, oh,
(49:35):
it's just Homer and he's like, no, you guys don't understand.
This guy is a danger to society. Does anybody see
what's happening? Or am I the crazy one? And eventually
he just he dies, He gets killed because he just
keeps complaining. Everyone just loves lovable Homer. Well, there you go, Matt.
Speaker 3 (49:51):
Have I ever revealed on this show that the Simpsons
talk is to me as the Office talk is to Matt?
I was like pretty much banned from watching this in
my childhood. So I've like like not really seen much
of any I mean, I've seen like an episode here
or there.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
I am finding it okay. One, no, you've never said that,
and like I never heard that shocks me. It was
that and Fresh Prince of bel Air. For some reason,
I was like, not supposed to watch. Well, I've watched
enough for both of us. I've caught back up on
fresh prints that I that I know my heart, But yeah,
I actually do Simpsons references to people sometimes of a
(50:29):
younger generation, and it just flies over their heads unless
it's the Homer Simpson me meme. So the jokes still
hold up. Like when I explain to them what happens,
they laugh, maybe a little too plightly, but yeah, Like
I was telling somebody the other day, like, oh, there's
this really awesome bit where Homer Simpson is banned for
most tavern and they they kick him out and then
(50:52):
he and then he comes back in in like a
top hat and a mustache, and you know it's Homer
and he's like, hello, I would like two parts. You
get this boar and drink some of this beer you
have it. And I was like, get out of here home,
and we know it's you. And they beat him up
and they throw them out, and then as this guy's
lying on the floor, the actual Homer Simpson walks by
and just goes, hey, that guy looks just like me.
(51:15):
That's a great bit. This isret And then all of
a sudden he just sees a squirrel and he's like, oh, squirrel,
and it just starts chasing it and then then that's
it a matter of fact.
Speaker 3 (51:23):
To Chris's point, I constantly use that homer backing into
a bush meme. Yeah you know what episode that's from,
and like what the context of that thing is? Obviously
everyone uses it all the time.
Speaker 2 (51:34):
Now it's like, I definitely do not know the origins
of it, but it is a great meme. And I
got to say too, bringing this full circle back to
the Departed. We did not bring this up on our show,
but the Jack Nichols said, nodding meme, oh yeah, is
one of my all time faves.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
A great one. There are some memes that just become
bigger than the origin. Yeah, that's just become bigger like
like like, for instance, there's some songs that become bigger
than the band. Oh yeah, so yeah, so just uh,
like what are some songs like Dang Dawson is It's
(52:13):
not happy, not happy about bad Bunny, like like I
would say, like all I want for Christmas to a
certain extent, Yeah, it's bigger. It's bigger than the artists.
There are just songs that are bigger than the artists.
And so that's a that's speaking of artists. We are
going to hear from Matt's huge story from the Music
Festival in Patrons to make sure to tune in, and yeah,
like mister Bright's side by the Killers, that's a great, one, huge,
(52:38):
huge song. Weirdly, Europe claimed it like that song is
written in Vegas. You guys, that's fine, but it's like.
Speaker 4 (52:46):
Your got the final countdown? What do they need with
that song?
Speaker 1 (52:49):
Oh dude, just go and watch like the Killers or
bright Side in Europe, and it's as if the whole
thing is a chant. It's it'll make, it'll make the arms,
it'll make the hair your arms just just raise. You're
gonna get the goose pimpley's all over your arms.
Speaker 3 (53:06):
How does it compare to the Chapel Roan Cliff? That
one's still pretty fucking crazy to me.
Speaker 1 (53:10):
But I think it's bigger, bigger. Yeah, it's just it's
like it's bigger than you could imagine for somebody people
to sing a song together live in Unison, because Europe
already all I mean, I'm sure you saw some of
the Ryder Cup Carrier, Like compared to America, Europe already
has the chance nailed down. Oh yes, and they understand
how to sing together. In Unison a lot better.
Speaker 3 (53:31):
Well, it's part of the culture because they do it
in all the football games. Yeah, exactly what they would
call football.
Speaker 1 (53:36):
Yeah. So so imagine them singing a song and a
concert like that. They just get it. They get it,
they get the grip, the group effort a little bit more.
All right, Well, why don't we go around the horn,
get our plugs in, and then will GTF and and
start Patreon. I will start over there in Austin, Texas.
Beautiful beautiful Austin, Texas, where I got to be in
(53:56):
the same city as this man, And even though we
didn't get any into skin, it was really nice just
knowing that he was around. Mister Matt Fondler. What can
we plug for you?
Speaker 2 (54:06):
Yeah, just check out our Patreon if you enjoy listening
to our show and you're not subscribed. First of all,
I listen to the ads, and that that sucks. So
we love our sponsors, by the way, love them all,
but let's let's be honest. Sign up no ads, and
then you actually get to hear the entire show. You
get to hear everything that we're doing, all the stories,
(54:26):
all the inside jokes, and uh, you get to support
us by doing that, and we love you for it.
Speaker 1 (54:31):
Patreon dot com, slash water coolers, where you going?
Speaker 4 (54:35):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (54:35):
All right? Dus sup at you.
Speaker 5 (54:39):
I don't give a shit about our sponsors. I don't
love them. I don't even know that art out.
Speaker 1 (54:48):
Who are they so bad? Bunny? Always bad?
Speaker 4 (54:52):
Funny? Just be good to each other?
Speaker 1 (54:57):
Yeah, all right, garious about you.
Speaker 3 (55:02):
Check out Wriggles picks I guess on YouTube or anywhere
you get podcasts, and pre order Rob's new book. I
can't remember the exact title off the top of my head,
but if you just google wriggle book, he wrote a
great book. Grit's in the title, and it's a story
of a you know, marine to comedy and uh, it
(55:23):
looks really good.
Speaker 1 (55:23):
I've seen proofs.
Speaker 5 (55:25):
I yeah, look, it's just way too you couldn't come
up with a memorable title though.
Speaker 3 (55:31):
No, he did come up with a memorable title. I
just have only seen. It's not out yet, so I
have only seen that one proof I know. But now
I want to get the title right. The title of
Rob Wriggles's book is Grit, Spit and Never Quit, A
Marine's Guide to Comedy in Life.
Speaker 1 (55:48):
Nice, I think, Look I'm I'm all for I find
myself googling before any u r l uh just Rob
Wriggle book and then it just goes and reving me
haven't remember the name. Just we don't need that that.
I wish more people do that on like podcasts that
they're guessing on, Like, hey, if you need anything, just
google my name, you'll find it, or Google this and
(56:10):
you'll find it. It's just much easier to having to
remember whatever title or you know of this documentary that
it is or whatever. Just like just google this and
you'll find it. And it's it's just I think a
little bit nice when you find all my socials just
google me. Yeah, so that's my plug Google me. Uh
now for my personal plug. Oh, I'm playing a Marina
(56:30):
Wine the Saturday and Long Beach, so please come out
to that. And yeah, as as we said, check out
Bad Bunny. Check out some of his songs. I don't
know if they're good or not, but let's uh, let's
all listen together, all right that all the different episode
of are cooler. Thank you so much for Listening'll be
back for Patreon later this week.
Speaker 4 (56:47):
We love you.
Speaker 1 (56:48):
Goodbye,
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