Going Heel (#509)

The guys chat about crowd surfing, midlife crises, and going heel.
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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Hey, welcome to water Cooler. Thank you so much for
tuning in deciding to spend some time with us here
on this very show. We appreciate it. You know how
it goes. I Chris Sucks want to kick it with
my Corolla digital buds of yesteryear with me today. All
the way in No Ho, Cia. He's back, mister Mike Dawson.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Chris Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris Gras.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
That's right. Yeah, so I know, for the listeners who
aren't watching on video, it sounded like Dawson and Gary
were just scatting together. We're just riffing.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah, it was pre taped in the studio.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
I hate to do this. I hate to reveal the
magic trick right away. But Gary is not here. He's
at an event for work, so we are just that's
just a drop, he says. That's for me. I know
it gets me some time I'm pressing the button, think
of what it's doing to me. It's it's a real
mind f all right, Well we're talking about minds. This

(01:17):
is a Matt f all the way in Austin, Texas,
Mister Matt Fondelier, Babe yo yo. And then lastly enjoying
his slurm vintage team Man throwback mister Caleb Bean going on,
kayn oh, A lot's going on. First off, So before

(01:38):
the show started, Dawson said, Hey, guys, I just had
a comedy set and conquered. And I thought he said
he had a comedy set and he conquered like he
just freaking rocked it. Bro Uh No, Actually what he
said was, I know, just I go. When I go

(02:00):
up there, I take no prisoners.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Is that how they named it? Like someone's like, what
should we call it? He just like conquered as he
put the flyer.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Downe the same as every other conquered across America. But
we are the only smart ones. You pronounce it conquered.
It's not pronounced concord.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Yeah, because that just means with cord and that's not
nearly as cool.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Exactly, dude, now.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
Or you know anything but cone beans, I'm down with, dude.
Free hold is come on, no, well in Chili, dude,
you know we don't need the cone free holds.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
Took a turn.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yeah, well this is oddly going to be tied to
my shade today. It's a shock that you've that you've
mentioned this, So I'm just saying it's a tease, I'm
telling you, Chris, Yeah, yeah the way.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Well, no, you can't tease this early because now I
just can't stop thinking about it.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Yeah, wow's going to be all right.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
And so well, look I missed you guys, Dawson. I
know you. You were gone last week because you were
producing the comedy show and uh and also a punk
rock show.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
I was headlining a comedy show and doing sound for
a punk show. Yeah, and stage managing and supplying the
sound and setting up and tearing down. And it was
the funnest fucking twelve hour day. So much fun there there,

(03:41):
And I know I had some people I could rely on,
but it was basically running back and forth and solving
audio problems for twelve hours straight and trying to make
punk bands sound good. There's a there's a delicate art
to it that involves distortion and feedback.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Don't they that part? I feel like they should handle
that part, do you? First off, I mean, when you
hear about a punk show, I've been a plenty, tell
me about the pit. How's the pit?

Speaker 4 (04:13):
This was mostly a gen X crowd, so a lot
of hurt backs. Yeah, No, they were, you know occasionally.
Last year, like one started with like four people and
went for five minutes.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
This year, this year, I think like I saw, I
saw like two people run in and try they just
kind of pitted with themselves. They weren't trying to get
anything going. They just had some angst, a little extra
energy that they're like and then they just you know,

(04:51):
go across.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
And do that. But it was like two dudes at
different times, so zero pit action.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Sound sounds like you had pity on them. Anyway, anyway,
keep going. I want Chris, don't give me that look
all right, I'm trying to bring the funny here.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
I appreciate it. No, I encourage it. It's just I
wanted that silence to be as long as possible. Yeah,
So I just I just decided to hold it just
a little bit longer. Now. Remember I went to a
show recently where everybody's pumped. I mean, we're all getting
old that this is the age now where every show
just feels like it's a throwback show. Now it doesn't

(05:31):
really feel like something new when you see these bands
that you listen to you back in high school. But
there's a huge resurgence just because the people that actually
make money can afford to go to shows now, or
the people that listen to you in high school if
you're the band. So I remember we were watching a
band and you just hear that first chord boom and

(05:52):
the lights come on and everyone just like yes, And
then didn't you just hear the the one? And then
the drum just struck doing like like the punk beat,
and you just feel you just get pushed from the left,
you get pushed from the right, you get pushed from
the back. You're like, oh my gosh, okay, we're doing
all right, we're doing this. Oh yeah, all right, and
then the pit just forms. It's like, oh this is amazing.

(06:13):
And then about fifteen seconds and you realize I'm really old,
and and then the pitch just kind of just slows
down a little bit. And then everyone just kind of
looks at each other like we're good, right, we're done.
We just we did the thing, but we don't need
to we don't need to keep it going, and we
all just come to an agreement, come to slow stop

(06:36):
and just go back to standing and watching the band,
watching the van. We did it. That counts. That counts.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Yeah, was there a moment later in the show when
I picked back up again and you were looking around, like.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
All right, there's always a couple of agreg Yeah, they
they try to get it going again. There's always a
few people. And really to start a mosh bit, you
just have to push somebody and then they end up
put It's a domino effect and then they pushed somebody
and it's like, oh okay, we're doing this, so or
you just throw your body around and then eventually it

(07:10):
just kind of happens. I mean, that's that's the how
you start amash pit organically, I guess. But yeah, there
are a few things like I remember you guys. Have
you guys ever crowdsurfed?

Speaker 3 (07:21):
I've seen you CrowdSurf. I have a picture from one
of the Corolla cruises of you, Chris looking like Cloud
nine isn't even high enough. You were on Cloud eleven.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
And what I'm talking about, you know what I'm talking
about that picture I've seen. I've seen the picture. I've
seen the photo a few times. You remember this moment, yeah,
and it was.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
You said, because I vaguely remember that.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
I don't think it was.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
We were just at a bar.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Remember this happen.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
There was a band playing at one of the bars
on the cruise and we were just really feeling it
and nobody wanted amash with me. So the crowd surf,
all you do is you tap the guy next to
you and you just go get me up there, And
ten times out of ten the guy just goes okay.
And then just like put like the hand cuts the

(08:13):
hands you step. I mean, they really have to like
you because you're getting your filthy shoe onto their onto
their palms as they launch you into the air, and yeah,
and they and they they send you on your way.
Crowdsurfing I've gotten. I've gone to the age where I
don't really care for it anymore, especially when other people

(08:35):
do it. There's a there's the picture. Look at that
and found it.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Look at that hair.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Amazing, dude, how.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
You just brought that up to make us feel bad
that we haven't been crowdsurfing ever.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
You've never done that, Austin, You're the most surprising. I
could see Matt not doing it and Kaitlin not doing
because he's boring, but.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
You you're surprising that I haven't done it. But if
you ask the four of us, who would be the
most likely with no prior knowledge, I'd probably get the
most votes.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Yeah, but no, it's not.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
You can't expect that you're in rarefied air, dude. Literally, yeah,
it literally.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
I feel like there and this is really more a
disservice to myself here, but I do feel like there's
a weight limit when it comes to the crowdsurfing. I'm
not saying I'm as big as John Popper, but you're
not expecting John Popper to go crowdsurfing. Chris Laxamana, on
the other hand, I feel like not that big.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Of an ask, you know, definitely a huge part of.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
It, right, absolutely, Yeah, I see, I see what you're saying.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
The guys you got to ask somebody bigger than you.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Yeah, I mean, that's not hard for me to find.
So they just they could just launch me up and
I'm basically a piece of popcorn. After that, it's it's fun,
but you really don't have any control. Once you're up there,
you're really at the mercy of this crowd and they
can just put you wherever they want you. Typically, Typically
they just send you right up to the front and

(10:07):
the security card grab the security guard grabs you brings
you down right in front of the stage. Now you're
close to the stage possible, but they're getting you out
of there and you have to walk all the way
around and start from the back again if you want
to get that close. So it's it's it gets the
energy going. But there's no worse feeling than enjoying a
band and then all of a sudden smack, just a

(10:29):
Chuck Taylor just hits the back of your head, going,
oh what the because somebody's company just popping around.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Imagine Yeah, that might make me angry.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah, so I'm not I'm not really for the crowdsurfing
these days. I appreciate the energy and if we do
it safe, I guess that's good. But the washing, I'm
still you know, I've I've washed in the last month. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
The I think I've only played a few choice shows
in my life where there were enough people in front
of the stage who could sit staying. A crowd serving
really yeah, I mean it's it's definitely under ten shows,
it's maybe five.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
You gotta go through the shows, all right, Well, I
I did go when it was it was it was
a plast I mean, I suggest everybody, everybody try the
masha or the crowd surf, especially if the music doesn't
warrant it. People love that, people love you. If you
go to a country show and just start start trashing away.

(11:35):
Just a little pro tip for going to a concert
if if you don't mind me saying, now, Dawson, you
mixed a punk band and I gotta go to your
Instagram here because you posted the set lists from one
of the bands. Yeah, that played. And once again, because

(11:58):
I didn't read the caption right away, I looked at it.
I will just read the set list here. Maybe I
should just put it up because I mean, I'll read it.
I can. I can read it. This is These are
not okay, Matt, listen are visual learners. I understand that,
but I'm having to talk and do this at the

(12:19):
same time.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Yeah, Dawson, just hold hold your phone up to the screen.
There you, Chris read it from there.

Speaker 5 (12:26):
There you God, Dawson's phone is nice.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Okay, I will read it from top to bottom. Cock debacle,
fart jar QAnon on size matters, don't say gay, abort
the Supreme Court, the answer mild pedophilia, weed ripper, bat

(12:56):
in the Cave, and then the second half of the
list motor boatable, man boobs one two, love You, Obligatory, Obligatory,
pass Analysis, Paralysis, l g v t Q, bumshit, math, rock, sucks,

(13:17):
give me some Action, and the closer the encore, no
one is treading on You. So Dawson posted that, oh
even put this is the best set list I've ever
seen in my life in his caption. But before I
read that caption, I looked at that and I knew
Dawson had a comedy show, and I thought Dawson posted.

(13:39):
I thought Dawson posted his set list, and I was like,
he's gone edgy. So so to know that this is
the punk band's set list of what's the band called?
Dawson that that band.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Was called Ole Fox hold.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
On New And that's a great name, that's a great pun.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
There's no way the name is better than any of those.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
Times they were they were maybe they hold on.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
I know that they got. You got a lot of
living up to do to that set list. Okay, Dust,
you can't just hold up your phone and be quiet
because I'm still what is happening here? All?

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Just listen to this list them on stage.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Okay, we're gonna let's listen to this here we go.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Feel free to put that up to the microphone.

Speaker 5 (14:38):
Microphone is where you want that.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
They want to.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Unmute it too, unmuted it.

Speaker 5 (14:45):
To take everybody.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
I'd like to take this moment to welcome to new listener.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
I definitely not here, not.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Hearing that are they? They are just the quietest punk
band I've.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
Ever Anyway, Dude, that song mild Pedophilia they went This
next song is.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
About Jared Fogel.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
It's called mild Pedophilia.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
What two, three four?

Speaker 3 (15:13):
And then it's a two minute song.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
What the fuck?

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Dude?

Speaker 4 (15:19):
And that that entire set list, Chris, that you read.
Sure that was like thirty one minutes of music. Yeah,
I mean like eighteen songs. They played eighteen songs in
like thirty one minutes.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
That's awesome. They probably wrote some of those in the
car on the way over.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
What are they called? What is this band name? If
anyone wants to look them up?

Speaker 4 (15:42):
Uh yeah, hold on, I got them on Instagram. They're
at East Bay punk band.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Cold Green Day. Now I gotta go to my mess
off all.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Fat, all right, we'll find it. Okay, so we'll hear
what band because they deserve the credit and please do
not give any of that credit to me. All Right, Well, look,
Matt had a This is How You Remind Me, which
I'm excited to listen to.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
Speaking of music, there's some music involved in it.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Love me some music. And then before we get to that, though,
we are fresh off the movie club for Gerald's Game,
which I know we've talked about it a lot, and
truth be told, it's been on my mind a lot
for the last two months, so that's why. But it

(16:33):
is behind us now, and it is now Klein's turn
to pick a movie. He says that it's ready, It's ready. Yeah,
it's Kaylyn's trying to pick a November movie, a nice
Thanksgiving season movie to give thanks one.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
To be his head now. Well, so it's nice Trains Automobiles.

Speaker 5 (16:54):
That's of course, that's where I went. That's that was
my first search when I knew it was my picks
not on Netflix, and I'm not really sure of any
other Thanksgiving movies. So in its place, we're gonna get
a nice little assassin movie. This is one that I've
only seen twice, once in the theater and the second
time not for at least over ten years. It's a

(17:17):
great movie. It's from two thousand and four. It's Michael
Mann with the world's greatest action star in the very
rare villain role, Tom Cruise Jamie Foxx.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Yes, is clo well done, a palate cleanser, just knowing,
just knowing to get to watch that again.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
N there's handcuffs in that movie done. This is the
shocking death in it. Look there's a wolf. There's like
a dog. This is the same.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Movie I love I love me so Rihanna, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
Does Collateral.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
They're called spurt.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Pie, expert pie. All right.

Speaker 5 (18:02):
That definitely wasn't as good as any of their something.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
It was the early stage. This name of man is
the first thing you do. Look, what's the movie Collateral?

Speaker 3 (18:13):
So good?

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Yeah? I love me Rihanna, but I also love me
when good boys go bad too? And Tom Cruise, Tom
Cruise going heel as the is that what they say?

Speaker 3 (18:31):
And I don't think so, but it's okay.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
The turn heel kind of makes I don't know, they
go heal.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
I just say it, dude, go with it, don't. Yeah,
I don't apologize because none of us know.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
All right, Well, Mark Ruffalo also.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
As as they would say, Chris fucking go heal on it,
bro go hel and.

Speaker 5 (18:48):
Uh, I did just learn that. Cowboys. Back in the day,
the term being healed meant having your guns on you.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
I don't do that.

Speaker 5 (18:56):
If you said, like I'm not healed, it means I
don't have I'm on arm I don't have a gun
on me. So I just I just learned that term.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
So your dad was on Tombstone and you heard that
yesterday obviously just podcast it all making sense. Yeah, so
I love Look Brian Cranston did it. Guys just have
to go bad every once in a while, and it's

(19:23):
fun there. I don't know. I think actors prefer to
play bad guys for the most part, Like it's.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
Funny Denzel won an Oscar training day.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
That's right. What a piece of work he was in that.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
The only thing is we as humans, it's hard for
us to differentiate the if you play a really great
villain in who you are in real life and what
I can see you in the future and that I
can root for you. Now, that's why King Jeoffrey quit acting.

(19:58):
It became like a SCIENTI.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
Didn't you just do an interview that said that's not
why he quit acting.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
I'm sure you could say that.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
He's also in a new TV show on Hose of
Guinness on Netflix.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Oh's he in that an interview?

Speaker 5 (20:13):
I thought that he said. I thought that was that
he said that he had quit because of that reason.
But then he was just missed acting so much. He
wanted to get back to it, and I think he
might have like returned to the stage and maybe he's
starting to being things again.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
But yeah, all those bills were piling up, but he's like,
I really miss acting.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Look, Jason Alexander, I.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Don't know, dude.

Speaker 4 (20:33):
That's he probably made a fucking buttload of money from
Game of Thrones, right.

Speaker 5 (20:39):
I don't think so he was dumb.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
I don't like Season four as parents did. Spoiler the
Jason Jason Alexander. I remember he played a bad, bad
gund pretty woman and when he would go out in public,
women would like hit him with their purses and ship. Yeah,

(21:03):
it's just we can't we're I.

Speaker 4 (21:05):
Mean, what about fucking screech each dude, the ultimate It wasn't.
He was just fucking and he ended up fucking yeah dead.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Oh well he did KAYL k Tright too. Before we're
talking about Dustin Diamond. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
Somebody told me that was Neil Diamond's kid once a
long time ago, and I just believed it. I just
took it. I was just like, okay, and I never
questioned it, never except the whole time in my head,
I'm like, how did Neil Diamond get such an ugly
fucking kid?

Speaker 3 (21:42):
All right? Rested Power? All right? Come on?

Speaker 1 (21:46):
What rest and Powers? I think his name was Screeched Powers.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Interesting, Well, there you go.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
It all comes together, all right. Well, look, Calin, I
cann't be happier. Collateral is a fantastic film. I'm sure
Gary is listening to this right now and he's opening
He's opened the center Finest Tesla and he's just screaming
to the heavens, thank God. So we're we're all okay,

(22:11):
We're all okay, and all is right in the world.
And I'll be honest, I was not expecting that. I
thought you were going to really lean into the misery of.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
And pick misery.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Right.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
It's kind of winter, you know, winter centric.

Speaker 5 (22:28):
I would have gone pretty good, that's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
I haven't seen misery either, But I.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Know to tell you never an end of the body, Chris,
I'll tell you this. I had gone. I had gone
on a church retreat for confirmation.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
I was like fifteen or sixteen years old, and like
our confirmation was like a year kind of long program
thing with retreats and fucking whatever. And I had just
come back from this retreat and and my girlfriend wanted
to go see a movie or I just wanted to
get out of the house's you know. Anyway, I went

(23:05):
and saw Misery right after this, God Jesus retreat. Catholic,
you're gonna be Catholic? Yeah, here we go Catholics.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
And then I go watch Misery.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
That was like, that was a really bad idea because
now I'm fucking miserable.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
Oh well, the title holds true, speaking of speaking of
a possible misery. So I'm not doing this just so
everybody could wish me happy birthday. But my birthdays next week.
Oh and that's it. So we have comments here.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
Ask for a nice table.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
I should ask for a nice table if I got
what are you? If I could just copy and paste
your message. Here's the thing. I've never been a big
birthday I actually we did the birthday thing already. We
went on the cruise last month. So it feels like
that should count, but it feels so long ago now.

(24:12):
So I have a lot of other family members that
have birthdays around mind, so I just I typically just
say hey you Celbert, yours and don't even worry about
mine kind of thing, which is fine, But this one
is a bigger one because it ends in a zero,
and so it feels a little has a little more half,
a little more weight. And I don't know if this

(24:37):
is the time for me to have the quote unquote
mid life crisis. I'm not really in crisis about this time.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
Just wait till you have the birthday once. Once that
number is a part of your life, that's really when
it's going to kick in. I'm speaking from experience.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Well, we have two guys here who can speak from experience.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
So yeah, Chris, you're not a allowed a midlife crisis
until or any crisis into child is at least eleven
or twelve years old, and maybe not even that.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Oh is that right?

Speaker 2 (25:09):
You're out of crisis, dude.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Well, my kid'll be twelve when I'm in ten years,
so I'll be exact. I'll be a different zero. I'll
be fifty. And that is now assuming that I live
to one hundred, which is it's very possible. Well, with
technology these days.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
And technology you're a healthy guy.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Yeah, I'm Asian to start smoking.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
Wow, you're Asian?

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Sorry? Yeah, But so I don't know if I'm not
really having a crisis to where I'm worried about anything
or the or my own mortality things like that at
this moment.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
Oh, good for you?

Speaker 1 (25:45):
Are you do? How often do you think about that,
Matt every day?

Speaker 3 (25:48):
Dude? Really? Yes? Yes? Unfortunately I too was like, ah,
midlife crisis, that's that's just that's poppy cock. That's not real.
It's real, and it is. It sucks, it's not good.
But you know, you've got a lot, you're You've got
a career that you love, You've got a beautiful family,
a wonderful son that you're raising. Maybe maybe it'll be

(26:10):
put off a little bit, But when you're looking down
the barrel quite literally, you know, it starts to just go.

Speaker 5 (26:16):
Out and get a motorcycle.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
You're supposed to, that's right. So I'm sure there's a
lot of depressing thoughts that come along with this.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Jen will kill you before the bike goes.

Speaker 5 (26:26):
Jen would't even let him have an e bike.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
It's not that you would have let me have the bike.
I could have have the e bike Kalin, I just
never wrote it and I need It's just like, yeah,
we don't need that around here. I'm in control here,
So how dare you? That was my decision slash approval. Well,

(26:50):
but in regards to buying stuff, I don't know why,
but something is clicking where I just want to buy
a bunch of stuff and.

Speaker 5 (26:58):
Well what what?

Speaker 1 (26:59):
In particular guitars, Yeah, I definitely want some new guitars,
some audio, just just music stuff for the most part. Yeah,
maybe maybe motorcycle kiling, maybe.

Speaker 5 (27:11):
A car you go now we're talking, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Yeah, maybe.

Speaker 5 (27:16):
Be gun go get a gun, get a gun, Get
a gun, get a gun. Motorcycle crisis right.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
Yeah, right behind me is a midlife crisis purchase, now
that I think about it.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
This mcsway guitar.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Yeah, great guitar. That's a Mixedwing Guitars out of Portland.
They make incredible, incredible pieces. Was gonna play riff right now?
What's going on? I'm not so we are looking at
a mcswing guitar that I spent way.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
Too much money on this because I needed some fucking
validation or something.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Well you got it. I look at it every time
I talk to you, and it's sweet. Yeah, so you
don't want it to.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Al take it, Chris, I.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Might have to make you feel good.

Speaker 5 (28:05):
I've heard, wasn't there? I thought he was like the
owner of the Colts died recently and he had the biggest,
most valuable collection of guitars in the world and he
is putting them all up for auction. Have you heard
about this?

Speaker 2 (28:23):
I think Bona Massa has the most.

Speaker 5 (28:27):
Whoever, whoever, I think it was the owner of the Colts,
or it was some sports team which I had a
legendary that that might have been. Yeah, that sounds right.
He had just a legendary collection of guitars and he
put in as well, like these guitars need to go
out to the public. I don't want them to be
kept so huge auction. All the money's going to charity.
But there's probably one in there you could probably find, Chris,
if you're willing, if you really wanted to spend some money.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
Well there's and there are two ends to that auction too.
Some of the stuff you may get a fucking sweet
guitar for an incredible deal.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Well I'm that okay, So without speaking ill of the
wonderful Mixwing Guitars Doss. Did it give you the satisfaction
you were looking for? Nah?

Speaker 2 (29:08):
In the end?

Speaker 4 (29:11):
In the end, No, the only thing that gives me
the satisfaction is an honest day's work.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Look at you. I love that.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Hoping you wouldn't say that the next song title right there? Yeah, no,
I really didn't.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
And it's like I use it as a lesson. Hey,
remember that time you had eight grand?

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Now you got that thing on your wall.

Speaker 4 (29:42):
Yeah, I love I love it for many reasons.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Yeah, and it fucking plays great.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Good reminder. It is an incredible, incredible piece. All right. Well, look,
we got a lot of stuff to get do. I
don't think I did comments comments last time, so I
do want to get into those, and then we also
have it. This is how you remind me. So why
don't we dive into some klammis from you. Let's do it.
The listeners claw, all right, and this is the part

(30:13):
of the show where Dawson walks away. Sometimes Matt will
go get Goriflo's drink. The listener will probably skip fifteen
seconds ahead. It's akin to the YouTube video that cuts
away and says, hey, while I got you here, please
click like and subscribe, and if we appreciate you supporting
the channel. Well, now that I've tricked you fifteen second

(30:34):
skippers and you're still here, check out patreon dot com,
slash water cool or four a lot of amazing things
for as little as five dollars a month. You get
an extra episode a week, you get ad free episodes,
so you just it's just straight meat, all meat, baby.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
I gotta say, I don't want to go too far
off topic here, but you just saying that all those
people they usually skip forward. That reminded me of something.
If I was in the most famous band in the
world and I was an absolute rock star and we
were on stage, what I would love to do is
introduce that song everybody knows, there's always one songs from
the new album, Everybody's gonna get up and go pee,

(31:14):
And then ten seconds into that song, I would bring
out like Mick Jagger and Paul McCartney and we would
all just be jamming and be like everyone who went
to the bathroom. You guys missed it, you guys. Everything
about doing.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
That I do. I actually did that at my last
show because there's so easy.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Other numbers.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Paul McCartney just waiting.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
I just love the idea that no matter how big
of a band you are, there's always one song where
like half of the crowd is like, boy, let's go,
let's go get our fucking drinks, and you should.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
I'll tell you where that does not exist at any
Rush show.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
I thought you were going to say American Pie whatever
that band is called the punk show. I would not
want to miss one of those tracks.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Expert Pie, expert Pie. There you gods before I finish.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
I should have gone there. Do you have a comedic mind?
You should stand up.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Rush is going back out on tour. Are you going Russia? Rush?

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Yes, Yes i am. I'm going to two shows in
June at the Forum, both floor seats. The first night,
I'm just gonna have a few drinks, you know.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
So if they say here's a new one, you're gonna
lose your mind.

Speaker 4 (32:28):
No, we're gonna it's They may have a new song,
but they're not, as far as I know, they're not
composing new material. They're just digging back and rehearsing everything.
And it's no longer a trio. There're gonna be a
lot of musicians on stage.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
They got this new drummer, that nude drummer.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
Yeah, dude, it's so okay. Well, she's filling in for
Neil Pearts, filling Neil Peart's high hat shoes.

Speaker 4 (32:59):
And hey, if Geddy, if Geddy and Alex say it's okay,
then it's okay.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
That's what I'm thinking. Like you guys are I don't
know if anybody have you anything that's gonna suck okay. Well, yeah,
I'm just saying if they say that there's a new song,
do not leave because McCartney there's a chance. Come out

(33:26):
the day they come out and they start playing. Uh,
they start playing along, So I agree.

Speaker 5 (33:31):
Well.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Anyway, the patroon accomplished water cools where you go for
all that extra content. Plus you get access to a
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There's just a lot of opportunities for some cool stuff

(33:52):
to be a bigger part of the show. Also, this
is the gateway drug and a Patreon. Everybody. If you're
not on here, I suggest to go we're it's still growing.
I'm getting a ton of approval or requests to be
a part of this group. And it is our Facebook
group very easy to join. It's so so easy. I know.

(34:13):
The internet's been around for a while. Okay, we have chat, GBT,
we have a bunch of things now we are. We
are well into it. But you are savvy. If you
don't think you're savvy, what are you saying for so long?
This is.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Keep going, Chris, you got this. Bring it home.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Let drag out a little bit more. Go to Facebook,
go to H T T P. Colon, slash slash Www
dot that part optional, Facebook dot com, slash groups, slash
Bobo Boys Bobo Nope, slash. Just start over from the beginning.

(35:02):
I just have from the beginning. You should really check
out this thing our Facebook group, Facebook dot com slash group,
Blo bah Boy Army Worldwide else the answer for you questions.
We may let you in, but you have to just
prove to us that you're a human being.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
The people who hit skip fifteen seven times and then
just heard that are super.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
No escaping me. All right, So those those are how
you leave clments. Okay, ah, well that is all the
time we have for comments in.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
Here.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
That is we we are out of time. Now let's
let's get into it. So let's This is one from
our Patreon page in regards to our episode last week,
Vinegar and Honey, by.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
Which somebody point out it's always sunny in Philadelphia. There's
a vinegar and honey reference in that show, but this
had nothing to do with that.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
No, honey and vinegar. It's it's how you attract flies.
Rights much easier to attract flies with honey than vinegar.
So so Joy is just trying to get a bunch
of flies in her house. That's what that's okay. Darren
Sutton says, damn, I love this show. It could be

(36:21):
it could be a daily show in my humble opinion.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
Wow, mhm, love that, love that opinion. Fortunately, trust me,
it's hard enough getting us together one night a week
it is.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
Yeah, Matt, Matt's schedules this show, and I feel for him. Uh.
Darren also says that, oh sorry, damn it, you're now.
Darren also says saying he didn't go on rides as
a young buck, struck a chord a little bit, I

(36:56):
remember having the same thoughts being a person who loved
roller coasters from the start. Wasn't worried about being said
coward Lol, But I remember seeing those people wondering how
the cowardice would overwhelm the peer pressure. No judgment, but
you gotta be pretty freaked out to not just go
for it. Maybe that pertains to the scary movies.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
Nice, it's true, they're also a thrill ride.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
They are a thrill ride. Well, anyway, Darren, appreciate you
and yourself. George on Patron says one hundred percent. A
lot of people on Facebook said this to Matt, speaking
of percentages, it's seventy thirty for PBJ.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
I'm just still so confused by that. We don't need
to get into it. But yeah, I just don't even know.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
We don't all get into that. But but Matt, the
way Matt puts on a T shirt, we go five episodes.
This is just kind of weird.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
That's an arc that had an arc to it.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Okay, yeah, but seventy thirty seventy thirty for that, let's
see here. Casey Peter says it regards to the Halloween
candy next year, I'm saving some money and putting out
and I'm saving some money putting out an empty bowl.
Every kid will think the kid before him just stole
it all. And he quotes some people just weren't the

(38:12):
world Wow, nobody would ask questions?

Speaker 3 (38:17):
Uh speaking of.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
The only person who would ask you a question, casey
is is Saint Peter. Yeah, it's just try go ahead,
try it on.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
On Halloween, we had a number of trigger treaters come
to our door and one of them was dressed as
a Spider Man ninja, like a ninja spider Man. And
I said that's a great Spider Man Ninja costume. And
he was like thanks, and then took a beat and
he went you don't remember me, do you? And I
was like, lemonade kid, well if you're close, I was

(38:52):
like no, no, he's like last year I sold you popcorn.
And then I remember little boy scouts go around twenty
five dollars for a bag of fucking caramel corn.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
He's getting you for next year.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
Ye, Dawson gets better than this, It gets better. I
was like, oh yeah, yeah, the popcorn. Oh cool, that
was really good. He walks, HEAs a couple steps away
and then turns around and he goes, you know I'm
going to be back through this neighborhood next week again,
maybe I'll swing by. I was like, yeah, dude, come
on buy, we'll buy it. And as soon as I
said it, I regretted it. And sure enough he came

(39:27):
a couple of days ago and I now have I've
now spent fifty dollars in the last year two bags
of popcorn.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
How does he have you?

Speaker 3 (39:37):
I don't know. But it was so smooth though. It
was so smooth. Yeah, I really was.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
Yep, I'm impressed.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
Get that kid's number. I want to hire them. I
don't know what I'm gonna have him do.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
But I have questions for him too.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
That's a salesman right there.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
It was pretty incredible. Wow.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Yeah, I just love like.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
He made you comfortably uncomfortable.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
He did Spider Spider Man man.

Speaker 4 (40:03):
You know, if you ask him, he'll say, oh, he
bought the second and he opened his door.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Yeah yeah, it in my head. He just has a
shit eating grin the whole time. I'll be back as
your wife's.

Speaker 4 (40:17):
On you right at the top, right at the top,
he has you on your heels. You don't remember me,
do you? Yeah, now you feel guilty, that's right.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
I mean to be fair. He was wearing a spider
Man mat.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
Oh god, this kid is fucking genius.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Yeah, I'm a big fan of him.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
Yeah, I got got.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Uh dan who popcorn?

Speaker 3 (40:40):
Did you get caramel corn?

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Waste?

Speaker 4 (40:43):
He didn't get any spicy, any savory corn like cheese popcorn.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
I would have gone for the cheese corn, but my
laugh for first like something that tasted like a corn.
Two bags, all right, Killing made of money said.

Speaker 5 (41:00):
Oh you go, okay, bought two bags this time as well.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
That is so funny.

Speaker 4 (41:09):
I had two trigger treaders and they were my neighbor's kids,
and I was just texted my neighbor early in the
day and said, hey, I bought a lot of fucking
candy all for your kids. So they were my only
two trigger treaters. So I got a lot of No, dude,
I gave meets two big fool bars.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
The dan Hoover writes, I think we should file a
class action lawsuit against House of Dynamite. I want those
hours of my life back. We talked about it. Yeah,
it feels better.

Speaker 5 (41:43):
I don't think I'm gonna end up watching it. I've
I meant to watch it when it came out. Then
I just saw terrible things online, and then more people
said bad things, and I think it's over for me.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
I'd be curious to hear what you say, what you
think of the kailon.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
I don't even remember watching it. I think maybe I've
blocked out. Maybe you know, maybe I was just like
I can't Maybe maybe it was too much and I
just decided I couldn't remember.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
Jeffrey Lee writes childhood flashback toory. You visit the PBJ topic,
by the way, hot topic in the Facebook group as well.
Everybody's chiming in. I'm sure you've been seeing it, Matt.
I hope you have. He says, but did anyone ever
try a strawberry jam and mayo on white toast? Sand discussed?

(42:32):
It is very savory? This is a very long time ago, jeff.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
I've had jam and butter. I've had strawberry jam and
butter and not just a great sand.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
O strawberry jam and butter. Witch. Okay, I have I
have thoughts on that dos but first I just I
just have to talk with Jeffrey. M What are you doing, man, Jeffrey.
They don't know that that does not work, that doesn't
go together. I'm sorry, I.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Know it's going seventy with it.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
It doesn't talk.

Speaker 4 (43:08):
About it, it doesn't mat Jeffrey, Well, don't eat it.
Don't talk about I don't let anyone know, because there
are people who will kill you.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
I don't think there is a more satisfying breakfast food
for me than a piece of toast with butter and
strawberry jelly or strawberry jam. It's just it's just perfect.
It's absolutely perfect.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
I never want to even better in a sandwich.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
I don't even know.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
It's like two pieces on top of each other.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
I need an open face. If they last longer, I'd
rather eat. I'd rather eat two separate ones then they
need them at the same time. But but yeah, what
if you're pressed for time? Oh I can that's okay.
I could eat in the car. I can get wherever
I want to take it with me. They they they
got there on the coach. If you couldn't eat in
the car, Oh no, I'll find a way. I'll wait.

(43:59):
I'll make people wait. Maybe wait there.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
If he didn't have arms or hands, there you go.

Speaker 5 (44:03):
Then you didn't have arms, and you probably wouldn't have hands.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
You don't know that Kaling's true.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
That is true, you don't.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
That's an assumption and that's weird.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
I don't like to do that on the show. All right,
Sorry at all these people who have offended assuming that
just because you have hands means you need arms. You
have arms too, so apologies to those listeners. A lot
of people commented on being scared of roller coasters, and
if you're on my side, I just want to say,

(44:38):
it's nice to know that I'm not alone. And if
you are making fun of me, then that sucks. Appreciate you,
I do either way.

Speaker 5 (44:48):
Maybe like once a month or once every other month,
I think about that you like roller coasters? Motherfucker dropped
from it? Just yeah, it just always pops into my
head and I laugh every time I.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
Think about out that drop a lot too, that that
just lives in my lives in my head. There's a
few of them with you, and that's absolutely one of them.
Let's see here, Oh, someone watched Rand Gardener, says Kaylen.
He watched a moment of contact and it freaked him out.
So there you go, Kaylen. You're you're influencing people, which

(45:20):
I don't know if we should like. And then here's
a here is a little food pull on Facebook. Matt, Yes,
from this, I mean from the fifty to fifty PP
and J guyer food Guy, which I don't get it,
but he just says, which is the superior meat pie?

(45:40):
Is it chicken pot pie or shepherd's pie? And it
is a sixty six thirty four split?

Speaker 2 (45:47):
And I know what the answer is.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Yeah, it's pretty obvious what the answer should be.

Speaker 5 (45:53):
Yeah, I know what the answer is. But I disagree what.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
I'm hoping that people are saying chicken pot pie.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
Yes, chicken Klen disagrees because he's from England.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
He's a British bias.

Speaker 5 (46:04):
I grew some shepherd's pie.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Yea of people, but they're wrong, freaking put that, put
that in a crust.

Speaker 5 (46:12):
But he invented the fucking meat pie.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
That's got nothing.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
I love the meat pie, man, I'll and I'll throw
it back there. You know, fucking mighty props to the
inventors of the meat pie. I think a lot of
people in Minnesota would would not be in an agreement.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
But it's a chicken paw pie.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
Because have you ever said, bitch, make me a shepherd's pie.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
No, you never did have.

Speaker 5 (46:50):
That's what I used to just call my mom and.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Man Philip understand on Patreon rights and all caps. I'm back, baby,
I should make this This is not Neil who, But
Neil has started a revolution. But Neil also commented to
answer the question of where I went, because we're all

(47:17):
wondering he's writing. He writes, I was working a construction
job that had problems paying me timely, so I couldn't
afford the Patreon. I quit that job was unemployed for
the summer until I found a better job in selling
floors again. I love the show. Guys. Hey, Neil, you
found a new job, a new gig. You're back, Yeah,

(47:37):
and congratulate the way back. I totally understand why you're back, baby.
David Brosower Smith sixth nine says, we're back baby for
the pbe get a Trader Joe's Dark Chocolate Peanut butter cup.
Oh that's the first.

Speaker 5 (47:50):
People do really like that. I don't eat them, but
I've even heard that those in the.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Bomb their bomb there bomb. You should try him, k
They're just right the checkout stand. You would like you
get you, I'll get you one for Christmas.

Speaker 5 (48:02):
Stewart is not black licorice.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Stuart J. Moore says I'm back. Well, I never left
when I'm back as well, and I never had peebe
and Jay growing up because of his British immigrant parents.
But he says a peebe and American cheese licks.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
Oh my god, what.

Speaker 5 (48:24):
Is happening?

Speaker 1 (48:25):
What's wrong with you people? I'm I'm a little worried
about the kind of audience we're attracting, attracting like it's
just I.

Speaker 5 (48:34):
Wonder if they're just trolling us. I mean, the idea
of putting jam and mayo together on a sandwich, it's
so hard to believe. I think he just made that
ship up and wanted to see how we would react
to it.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
Would you be willing to try these on arm somebody? Actually,
I think that was a voicemail that we did. Let
me find out really quick. I think we had a
voicemail where somebody said the same thing on the Corollas shoe.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
So it's a thing be an American cheese, I mean,
or it's the.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
Same person or something we had something to do with
peanut butter sandwich.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
It haired already, Yeah, Okay, that's got a look some
weed break that. Okay, Well, maybe Matt'll tried on air
and he rates.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
Them just different different variations on the peeb and ja.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Yeah, just the sandwich. I want you to try strawberry
jam and mayo, and I want you to try peanut
butter and American cheese sandwich and give us your thoughts.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
Does it have to be hot or are we talking
on cold cheese like cheese with.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Okay, because what's better? Cold cheese are hot? Peebe because
you have to pick one, and I think I think
cold cheese wins that one. That's the sandwich you get
in in your lunch box.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
And then I remember as a kid, my friend's mom
made cream, cheese and jelly sandwiches. That's fine, and it
was fine, but it was just a little confusing.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
That's actually a good I like that. I would eat that.
That's more of a dessert.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
Yeah, you know, peanut butter and jelly is the dessert
of sandwiches.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Cream cheese and jelly is like a poor man's It's
like a it's a poor man's strawberry cheesecake. Yeah, like
a Yeah, it's true.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
I would. I would totally. I'll be down for that.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
And then Andrew that one guy Richard says, Matt, we
need a segment for best vinegar foods. I'd say a
good Greek or cucumber salad. He wants vinegar foods. Jen
went to Costco, I want to say, the next day
after that show aired, and she just text me a
Costco size thing of vinegar and said, do you think
we need some? So she's not trolling me too, It's no.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
What you get.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
What you get is an extra virgin olive oil, maybe
a nice one, and red wine vinegar and and then
that's how you make a vinegar and oil salad dressing
the easiest shit in the world, and then crumble some
uh parmesan romano on romana is better pecco.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
Guys speaking of a children's food, Chris, what's in your
juice box? Kind of juice box you got there?

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Kalen, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (51:09):
Honest is this is this honest, the honest juicealing honest?
You know it's honest always.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
This is honest organic apply ever after hit the Frecking
ef Hits the Frecked Spot.

Speaker 5 (51:24):
Baby, more of a fruit punch kind of guy.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
Yeah, Kale, do you juice box in it?

Speaker 2 (51:28):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (51:29):
Yeah, I mean yeah, you got a juice box when
you have kids, you juice Yeah?

Speaker 2 (51:33):
You box it, right, that's why you guys juice box it.

Speaker 4 (51:36):
You will not juice box it after your kids don't
juice box juice box it.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
Dawson, Would you drink a beer in a juice box?
Like of course light came in a juice box, a
little sippy straw.

Speaker 5 (51:52):
It would help with maintaining if you were having to go,
but if.

Speaker 4 (51:56):
You were trying to if if that was like a
vessel for the course, and it just looked like I
was drinking apple juice, and I could do it like
in church.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
It meant like you go up to a bar and
you say, give me a box of beer. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
I would never.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
I would never.

Speaker 4 (52:17):
You know.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
What about just drinking beer through a straw? That was
like a people really really look down on that, And
I never thought, what's the big deal? Yeah, people really
upset whenever I would do it. I mean people I
would do it was not a big thing, like they
made a pretty big deal about it. They're humiliated in
front of the table all the time by everybody. Yeah,

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so I think.

Speaker 5 (52:43):
That's it's just unnatural.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
I don't know. We shouldn't be drinking out straws anyway. Right.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
The turtles, the turtles.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Oh yeah, let me let me. I will. I will
cut this box straw and a bunch of a little
different pieces so that the turtles are okay. All right, well,
look we do have this is how you remind me?
I'm gonna tease it for the next episode because, ah,
what's wrong, Matt?

Speaker 3 (53:10):
Well, we gotta have Dawson here for it?

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Is he not sticking around for the next episode?

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (53:15):
You want to do our this how you remind me
in our patreons?

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Yeah? Sorry patreon episode?

Speaker 3 (53:20):
Yeah, okay, okay, I guess that's fine. A bit exist
solely to get people to check out our back catalog,
but that's okay.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
Sure, Yeah, well, yeah, we're gonna do that.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
I Matt, what do I got? What do I got
next week? Well?

Speaker 3 (53:35):
No, I'm just saying, you know what am I doing?
I just want to make sure that you're here.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
I forget something.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
No, no, no, you know, next.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
Week it doesn't work out, I'm gonna be bummed.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
All right, Matt did the there's a video? Gosh, I
did this once on the show. I was like, I
should talk about videos I watch online a lot, and
I talked about that Googo Dolls video and then that
was it, and the and the eagles man who saved
all those kids out of the burning building, and and
talk shit on Agalar. But there's another video of this guy,

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this old man who is like doing a panel and
he sits down and he crosses his legs and he
sits on his balls. And in the second, the second
that he sits on his scrot show so many The
second is on a scronum. He's just he just goes
and you know the exact moment and Matt, Matt doing

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that when you found out that we were pushing. This
is how you remind me. Just note for no identical.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
It's just honestly postponed hurt as much as sitting on
my own balls would. Herd Kle. I haven't thought about
that video.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
And Christy used to show it to me when we
worked at Carolivigial and I would watch it over and
over and over again.

Speaker 5 (54:57):
It's so fucking funny.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
You should post somebody find them you can't find I
don't know. I'll try and find it. We'll find it
one day. But but yeah, it's it's pretty legendary and
it's it's I'm sure it was extremely painful to hate
to laugh at that, but he's okay. I'm sure he's
okay if you're still alive, and yeah, so we'll be
uh you know, we can watch that later and laugh

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about it. All right. Well, anyway, Matt was no for note,
just that reaction, and it's just reminding me of it.
So there's a video that i've I've watched a personal
viral video. All right, well, why don't go around the horn,
guitar plugs in and we'll GTFO start Patreon so we
can tell the Patriot listeners to go back to our
gives to listen to and listen. But I look, there's
some Patreon listeners who want we want to go back

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as well, so and sometimes they have people listening in
their car. So let's go around the horn, getter plugs
in and GTFO I will start over there. Awesome, can't
just walk here it.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
He's criky.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
I couldn't wait for between shows. I'll watch it right now.
We're trying to wrap it up.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Galen's laughing, he's making me laugh.

Speaker 5 (56:08):
I need it. There's no sound.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
I don't think I'll.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
Think there's sound. I don't think there's sound. O.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
Uh Well, first of all, I'm gonna plug not sitting
on your balls. That's definitely for the best.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
Patreon dot com, slash water Cooler, AD free episodes and
really twice the content if you enjoy listening to us
and you aren't tuning in for the Oh, Galen just
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you were doing yourself a disservice. It is as if
you are sitting on your own balls by not signing

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up for our Patreon. Please consider it, Please consider supporting us.
You're giving us each a buck a month, not asking
for much from you. Do the right thing people, Patreon
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a video of someone sitting on their balls someone else
tries to promote.

Speaker 6 (57:02):
I might even watching it just makes me laugh. But
he's watching it all right, I just saw it. Yeah,
time you want exact moment? What your buck for you, buddy.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
He's watching the video right now.

Speaker 4 (57:23):
Volume No, there's I'm gonna be doing a bunch of
shows in Vegas at Delirious, uh December fifth through the seventh, Vegas,
planning on being in Vegas. Yeah, so just follow me

(57:43):
at Los Angeles that's so. That's uh, there's other ship,
but I don't know what it is. I really don't care.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
Well I care. December fifth through seventh, Vegas, Baby Cat,
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Speaker 1 (58:03):
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who of McSwain Guitars out of Portland, Oregon. If you're watching,
If you're watching the video, Dawson has the one of

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We love you, Goodbye,