June 4, 2025 • 46 mins
The guys chat about South Africa, runaway dogs, and peanut butter on a burger.
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
And sounds silence.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Dawson came in there and ruined it a little bit.
But that's all good, baby. It is water cooler. We
are back. I am not Chris Locksamana. And as you
can tell by the lack of mouth lakes largely there
is no Chris Locksamana with us today. Unfortunately, Chris had
a gig come up at the last second and you
had to drop out. But that's okay because the rest
of the guys are here with me, with me today.
All the way in Austin, Texas, it's Matt Fondelier, Hey, brother,
(00:42):
what's up?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Brother?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
What's up? Bunny?
Speaker 5 (00:44):
What's going on?
Speaker 6 (00:46):
You know, just just living life, that's it. Why did
they miss up.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
With No, I'm just walking around with me today? All
the way in Nohoka it is Mike Dawson.
Speaker 7 (00:59):
Yep, same here, just living the life, you know, just
living it and life in it and loving it.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
No one asked, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding, das
uh and with me today all the way in Long Beach, California.
Not like myself. It's calyn Bean.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
What's going on?
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Not much, let's hope with you, you.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Know, just hanging out.
Speaker 6 (01:24):
People love this show. You know, we see the reviews
coming all the time.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
We did a bang up job, Gary.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Thanks man.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah, dude, I'm just you know, I'm trying the Chris
bits and they're just not working for me. I guess
I gotta stick with the Gary bits because the Chris
bits are just falling flat.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
No one's no one's.
Speaker 6 (01:38):
Get us, get us back on the track.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Gary, all right, it's Gary Smith, Patty Patna.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
That wasn't my best. It wasn't my best, but that
was all right.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Well umph yeah, well I I you know, I hope
we don't didn't use it all at once because I
don't have much ump and meal after today. It's been
a hell of a few weeks here and we're getting
through it though. So yeah, okay, everything's great, man. I'm
you know, it's uh, I'm just working.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
You know.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
It's hard to believe that I can say this to
the four of you, but uh, I am working more
than I ever have in my entire life.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
And that's just, uh, that is saying something.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
It really is. It's really saying I.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Feel bad for you before, but you've taken it to
another level now.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
It's uh, it's something else, but you know what, it's
certainly better than the alternative, So I'm not really complaining.
I am more apologizing in advance for the punchiness and
how tired I am. So uh, We're gonna have fun.
I always look forward to seeing you fellas and hanging
out and shooting the ship. So anyone got any any
todds or anything for just peeking behind the curtain.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
We jumped right in today.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
We usually chit chat for a few minutes before we
get started, and I decided that was going to be
part of the show today.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
So well, I got experiences had over the last couple
of weeks. I had my uh my mother in law
in town. Oh yeah, so I heard that, by the way,
you know, honestly it it went incredible. It was so
so good. We have not seen her since our wedding,
(03:08):
which was over nine years ago. She lives, as you
guys know, but maybe the casual listener doesn't know. She
lives in South Africa, where she's lived for over thirty
years at this point, and so she was staying with
us for nine days.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
And have you ever got to visit her?
Speaker 6 (03:29):
No, we have not, and one of these days we might.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Does she live.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Also, forgive my ignorance, I know South Africa is enormous.
Does she live in a part that you would want
to go visit?
Speaker 6 (03:39):
Nope?
Speaker 5 (03:40):
Okay, no copy that, no follow up.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Are there a lot of those parts in South Africa?
Speaker 6 (03:47):
You know, I'm not one to talk about the geopolitical Uh,
not a good situation. It's not very good. And she'd
be the first.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Time say that. I will say that my dad went
to Cape Town to shoot something like I don't know,
ten or fifteen years ago, and he talked about how
it's one of the best locations he's ever been to
in his life to film something. So I no doubt
the beautiful is there or what part he said?
Speaker 6 (04:17):
She said that if you are in a taxi cab
and you have a like your purse on your lap,
someone is going to break a window, reach in and
steal that purse when you're at a stoplight, and unless
somebody has been murdered, no police are coming at any point.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Yeah, that doesn't sound A crazy video that came out
a few years ago of like a live heist that
was going down in like an armored truck. You guys
remember that it was in like South Africa and the guy's.
Speaker 6 (04:45):
Like shoot, oh yeah, and then like that man was
on this bike and like did a flip, and then
a joker had like a bazooka.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
It was great idea.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
That's exactly what it was.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
These are all great advertising ideas for the Board of
Tourism for South Africa. Should all go on billboards. Well
your person, your la, Yeah, not in South Africa.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Well, Matt, what did she think of, you know, a
little break from the South African culture and enjoying the
fine city of Austin, Texas.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
How'd she feel?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
So?
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Yeah, thank you, Gary. I will say that I was
a little nervous about having her for again, like nine days.
That's a really long time.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
And home, I assume, yep, yeah, that's a lot of
mother in law time where you don't have a safe
space to escape to.
Speaker 6 (05:28):
So but she, like my wife and I is a
big animal lover, huge dog lover, and Austin one of
the reasons we moved here is it's a big, like
dog friendly city and you can bring your dog just
about everywhere, which to her, coming from South Africa was
like a revelation. And at a certain point she was
just talking about how she wants to move here one day,
(05:50):
and you know, just a really really, really incredible experience.
I got to say, it was kind of like a
trip of trip of a lifetime kind of experience. I thought,
uh so, really well, but we did have a couple
stories along the way. If I may indulge.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
A little further here, please zoom.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
So she is landing at the Austin Airport at the
international terminal. We're going to pick her up from the
baggage claim. But as we learned entering the airport, the
international arrival baggage claim is kind of walled.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Off inside customs, right, so you gotta get your bagage
before you go.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
You go, in this scenario, they go through customs and
then you go get your bag, but it's in an
area that like basically it's walled off, and then there's
just a sliding door like you would exit an airport.
And once you go, once you exit that baggage claim room,
like you cannot go back in.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Okay, just understand.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
So we're standing on the other side and we see
the doors open, and I see that she's back there
and she's just waiting for a bag. There's gonna be
a little bit of time, the bags haven't entered the
carousel yet, And while we're standing there, the doors open
up again and this older woman exits their National baggage
claim area to hug her infant grandchild. Oh a beautiful reunion.
(07:06):
And then she turns around to go back in so
that she can get her suitcase. And the security guard
is not going to let this frail old woman back in,
and she is talking like with her I'm assuming her daughter,
like how am I supposed to get my bags? What
are we gonna do? There's a bit of a commotion
and another security guard who's inside of the baggage claim terminal,
(07:30):
he kind of comes in, listens to the situation, and
he kind of like does a little look around and
he lets this woman a great moment, but as this
is happening, the original security guard who wouldn't let her
back in, she was a little bit salty that this
guy kind of went above her. And I heard her
say this, this is a breach. We should be evacuating
(07:53):
the entire area right now. And I had this moment
of holy shit, like we just saw my mother in
law and we very well may have had to evacuate
the fucking airport. Thank god that did not happen, So
it was thankfully a good start to our trip. Another
amazing highlight.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Out about one second LA before you go on, do
you guys remember and I'm asking mostly Kaylin, because I
know for Matt and Dawson the answer is yes. But
do you remember a time, Kaitlin where if you had
a loved one coming in from out of town, you
could just go and stand at the gate, so when
they walked off that jet that jetway, you were just
standing there. Because I distinctly was the best from my childhood.
(08:33):
It was like there was no there was no security.
You just if you were if you had an ant
coming in from out of town, you were sitting right there,
three feet from the door with a sign and balloons.
And then you guys all hugged each other right there
and went to baggage cleaning together. It was wild, like
my son will never expect.
Speaker 7 (08:46):
I remember that time existed, but I never experienced it. Yeah,
Airline travel was not a part of our youth.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yeah, there wasn't a lot of airline travel in my youth,
but there was a lot of people coming to visit,
so I remember going to the airport. Yeah, well, my
family is fractured across you know, a lot of them
on the East coast. So like when my uncle would
come my uncle lived in Detroit for most of all
of his life, all of my life rather and uh,
when he would come to visit, we'd all go and
we'd be standing there right at the gate, you know,
(09:15):
we're five six feet from the door, and he'd step
off that jetway and that's when our vacation would start
with him. And it was it was a wild time
because it's just as Matt said, like, you can't even
get to baggage claim now. It's you know, you're you're
so walled off. So it's a it's a wildly different time.
But Matt, please go on with your I.
Speaker 7 (09:31):
Do remember, I do remember when you could smoke cigarettes
on an airplane that I don't remember. Me and my
friends are the only ones I know whoever smoked cigarettes
on an airplane.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
They a lot of the planes still have the little ashtray,
the little metal ashtray in the armress. I don't know
if you guys have had that.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
EXPS, that's definitely I see it.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
They're the small jumpers.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Yeah, yeah, I see it less and less, but those
regional jets. A lot of them still have that.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
I used to smoke my cigarette on the airplane.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Well that's to oh weep, that's a homeland security violation,
so I wouldn't admit that anymore. But uh yeah, there
are great viral videos that go around every so often
if somebody getting caught taking a huge rip off their
ESEG in their seat, which I never understood that if
you were hypothetically going to do that in the airplane,
go to the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
I mean, it's those are like the comically large, huge
puffs of cloud ones. Like when I would smoke my jewel,
like there was barely any smoke coming out of it,
so I could hit it in a way that like
nothing would come out essentially.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
Yeah, well with jewels.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Got on airplanes and in movie theaters and really anywhere.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
Yeah, with those things, if you replace I didn't do that.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
If you knew what you were doing and you could
hold it in long enough, there was almost nothing that
came out at the end anyways. So yeah, but Matt
tell us more about her experience as an Austin please,
Uh sure.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
So I was gonna mention something that I've lived out
here for over three years now, and we've tried before
to go to Congress Bridge, which is home to a
gigantic call of bats.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Now, when you say gigantic for people who aren't familiar,
I believe it's several million bats, right.
Speaker 6 (11:06):
That's right. So at its peak it's close to two
million bats.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
But at this year several I guess several was the
wrong word, but multiple over one million, close to two.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
Yeah, right now. A bunch of the bats are pregnant,
so there was something like seven hundred and fifty thousand bats,
is what we were told. Anyway, we've tried to go
watch the bats before, and when we've gone, I've not
seen shit.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Really, But I've been to Austin for five days of
my entire life, and I've seen this twice.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
How have you not seen it in three years?
Speaker 6 (11:36):
I mean, we just have gone and there weren't any bats.
Like the bats didn't come out. Maybe just the time
of year. I have no idea. But on my mother
in law's last night in town here, we bought like
the boat tour that goes underneath the bridge and like
ques you up right as they come out, and I
gotta tell you, it was fucking amazing. Dude, it was
(11:58):
like an episode of Planet Earth happening in front of
my eyes.
Speaker 7 (12:02):
Just weird David AT's voice, I did.
Speaker 6 (12:07):
I also heard people screaming because they were getting pooped on.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
That's what I was gonna say, Matt. The boat tour
doesn't sound appealing to me because then you're right in
the line of fire.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
So yes, they didn't.
Speaker 7 (12:17):
Bat poop have a really cool name though, don Well, yeah, dude,
I mean you get quantaed bro, you.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Got Quanta, That's all right.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
I wanna get Guana.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Don't you wanna Juana? Guana?
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Oh yeah, there you go. Uh yeah, they said, uh that,
feel free to look up, but don't look up in awe,
that's what they said. So Jesus hit my hand over
my mouth the entire time while I was watching, and
uh yeah, it was just it was a wonderful cap
(12:50):
to an amazing trip. So I'll share other stories. Uh
you know, I just used to come.
Speaker 7 (12:55):
But I have one question, Matt. Yes, I don't want
to know how many meals you shared with your mother
in law. I want to know how many courses.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
The courses way way way lower than you would think,
because my mother in law does not drink, and my
mother in law is on a strict carnivore diet where
all she wants is steak with salt and butter. Like
that's it. I made arrangements. We ordered there's a company
(13:27):
out here called the bass Drop Cattle Company, and they
will fucking send you an entire cow. They will chop
it up, bag it up, freeze it and send it
over to you. And we bought a gigantic box of
steak cuts and I just fired up the grill most
days and she had fucking steak for breakfast, steak for dinner.
But to circle back to restaurants and stuff, we would
(13:47):
just go out and just basically I would get like
a soda or it was really sad for me. I
really wanted to drink. Every once in a while we'd
get like a glass of wine. But we were on
our very very best behavior.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
That's a lot, Oh, it was.
Speaker 6 (14:02):
It was real rough.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
How ship face did you get as soon as she left?
Speaker 6 (14:06):
It didn't take a lot.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
This woman is from South Africa. You think she'd be
around a couple of drunk people every now.
Speaker 6 (14:13):
Yeah, well, you know again, we were. It's not like
we didn't drink, but we compared to our usual extravaganzas.
And I shall also say she very graciously was like
paying for everything. So it also felt weird to like,
let's get the wheel baby. You know that was not happening.
So but I mean, again.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
It doesn't sound like it doesn't sound like she was
privy to a lot of your dining habits.
Speaker 6 (14:36):
Yes, no, no, nothing like that. Again, it was mostly
we go to I mean it was really fun. It
took her to to Terry Black's barbecue and she what
you get? Oh yeah, no, I mean basically as you
guys know, you kind of order cafeteria style. And with
that in mind, I'm like not going to order a
(14:57):
half pound of brisket, Like I'm just gonna get a
few slices. She can try a slice. She thought the
brisket was okay, it was a little too dry for her,
But what she loved was the like the dinosaur beef
favorrib and this thing. She's a very fatigue woman. And
I swear that the bone was like from the top
of her head to like her stirnum like it was
(15:19):
a it was a massive, massive bone.
Speaker 7 (15:23):
I've had that befo Terry, and it is the greatest
thing I've ever eaten.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (15:28):
Yeah, she she spread it over like three meals. I
mean she but she really really loved it.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
It took me two days. It took me two days.
Speaker 6 (15:35):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was great.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
Man.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
How long did you have to wait? How long you
have to wait to go to Terry Blacks? Well, hours,
isn't it?
Speaker 6 (15:43):
No? No, no, First of all, we she was here
during the week, so we went on like Tuesday at lunchtime,
so we didn't wait at all. Having said that, my
buddy came last fourth of July and we went over
Fourth of July weekend and we waited maybe twenty five minutes.
Framelince is one that's notorious three hour line, but again,
even that you can time it. We went to Franklin's.
(16:04):
We waited for less than an hour. When we went there.
You just had to not goe but absolutely pro tim.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
So there's always this big debate between Franklin's and Terry Blacks,
and one has a line that's three hours long and
the other one has a line that's I don't know,
it sounds like forty five minutes. I've never eaten either,
but it feels like that's been settled.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
There.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Here's the thing, as someone who has walked up and
eaten immediately at both of them, it's not worth the way.
At Franklin's, it's good, It's very good. It might be
it might be debatable that it's better than pe Terry
or then what's it called, Matt Sorry, Terry Blacks. It
might be debatable that they might be very close, but
I it's Terry Blacks is not inferior to the point
(16:53):
that any kind of extended weight is warranted.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (16:56):
I also felt, having had both of them within about
three days of each other last year when my buddy
came to visit. The brisket at Franklin's is a slightly
superior brisket, but we're talking like a ninety nine and
a ninety seven. You know, they're they're really really close,
and Terry Blacks has way better side. They serve. They
(17:20):
have bars while you're waiting in line, so you can
get a margarito while you're standing in line instead of Franklins,
which is byob And the last thing I will say
is being from southern California, growing up around like Wood Ranch,
I would get barbecue for dinner a lot and out
in Texas people don't get barbecue for dinner. Most barbecue
places close at like three or four o'clock. Terry Blacks
(17:43):
is the only place that stays open till like nine
or ten, so you actually can get barbecue for dinner there.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
But it's eric it is, That's what I was saying, Kalen, Yeah,
it's I think it's clearly the winner.
Speaker 6 (17:57):
Well that's what's on the menu.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Really, I don't know. Well, there's no there's no outros
anyways on this.
Speaker 5 (18:03):
Show doesn't need to be doesn't need to be.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
It doesn't need to be pretty good. Well good, mad,
I'm glad she had fun. Did you do anything to
embarrass yourself?
Speaker 6 (18:13):
No? I think I did.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Okay, I think I did.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
All right, Okay, have you gone and put that game
back into the Take a Penny, Leave a Penny box?
Speaker 4 (18:21):
Yeah? Well where are we with that?
Speaker 6 (18:24):
I'm glad you mentioned that, because, as a matter of fact,
I did get another item into that box you.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
Took you took again?
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Oh yeah, okay, hold on to I was ready for it.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
I follow up questions, what exactly did we put in there?
In exchange for the thirtieth anniversary Trivial Pursuit fully sealed.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
In its box.
Speaker 6 (18:43):
Again, it doesn't need to be an exchange.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
It absolutely does. It absolutely does equal value.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
It might not need to be in exchange, but you
will be judged on this show for what you gave.
Speaker 6 (18:54):
So, my mother in law was staying in town. I
don't know if I mentioned that.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
Okay, so so hold on.
Speaker 6 (18:59):
This is a book that she was reading and she
finished the book while she was here.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
So you didn't even put something of yours back. Matt,
replace Oh my god, from my home.
Speaker 7 (19:12):
Matt replaced a good fun board game with homework.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
It was a very entertaining book about multiple weddings on
the French country side. It sounded something I would ever reads.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
All.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
That was the most mad answer.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
Now, guys, how big of a show.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Happy and disturbed at the same time.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
How big of a show do you think you put
on for the mother in law? Like I know a
place so we can donate this and be charitable, and
like you know, there was a whole song and dance
about you know, nothing was mentioned about the trivial pursuit
that that I can guarantee definitely not and Matt, and
I guarantee you that, and I won't guarantee you, but
I will say with a high degree of certainty that
(19:53):
the reason that Matt went and gave this book to
the to the community library was because he wanted twenty
seven minutes to himself that he wasn't around his wife
and his mother in law, so he took a long,
slow walk through the neighborhood.
Speaker 6 (20:05):
You are fucking wrong about that detail.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Oh shit, I don't fucking believe you at all. Your
face is redder than the fucking end button on this zoom.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Well, good man got a trivia question?
Speaker 6 (20:18):
Uh yeah, I mean we could. I could get one?
Speaker 5 (20:20):
Yeah, get one?
Speaker 4 (20:21):
We need one game.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
I will vamp a little and just say that Matt.
I'm glad that it went well with your mother in law.
I hope one day you have a little bit of
success with your father in law because that has not
gone so well the last few times. But as much
as I've been joking about it, I was hoping for
you to have a good trip. And I commend you
because I love my mother in law dearly. But I
don't know how I would do with nine days of
her living in my home. I think, not because of
(20:45):
anything she would do, but I would start to go
slightly stir crazy, not having a little bit of space
to myself. That's something, Kaylen Kailyn you are. You are
a fucking full You are a man among men. I
have always always respected the shit out of you because
I don't know how you've done that with two fucking
toddlers and babies and Jesus, because.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
It's because she's great. She's so great.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
It's like, oh no, she is Jackpot. It's yeah, no,
you got very lucky. But still that's that's a lot
of a lot of family time. Yeah, So, DAWs, did
you go to Las Vegas? Was I can't remember if
your plug was if part of it was you were
going to Izzy's thing?
Speaker 5 (21:25):
Was that?
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Was that something that happens since last week recorded? No,
that was just Dizzy, Okay, it was just Dizzy. Well
I did see that good job though. I did see
a comment that will probably get you on Patreon that
Kathy buys you lunch is very familiar with that casino
and has won several thousand dollars there recently. But she
didn't listen in time, so she didn't have a chance
to get out and see Izzy. But Caitlyn, you got
(21:47):
anything You want to throw out there. Should we go
into some comments.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
I'll tease a little bit. Hell yeah, that my flicking'
the bean this week is going to be a movie
that I went to go see with my friends Gary
and Chris.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
That's funny.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
I was just going impossible the final reckoning.
Speaker 6 (22:03):
At a boys night.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yes, we did, and Dawson was supposed to be included,
and we all decided collectively at the last recording that
that had to be planned on the thread that Matt
was on, because if you move away from us, then.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
Yes, that's why you guys did. That is absolutely why
we did that.
Speaker 6 (22:17):
Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
We made an agreement that because you moved away, that
we had to torture you with the fact that we
were all making plans and you were more than welcome.
Should you have wanted to catch a Southwest flight but
you know, impractical maybe, but we wanted to make sure
that we planned that on there.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
I will see.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
I was sitting at a restaurant, not enjoying an appetizer,
and I thought, and then I just saw seventeen texts
in a row about how awesome the new Mission Apostle
movie is going to be. In tom Cruise memes and
I was like, I really hate all of you right now.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
Well, I know you both saw that.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
But in the moments leading up to the to the movie,
the way the Way the Night went, and I'll just
give a little bit of the pre story before killing
gets to his flick and eventually, but the Way the
Night went was. I had gone to work that day
and I was going to drive and we were seeing
the movie sort of in Chris and Kaylin's neck of
the woods. And Kaylen initially said he couldn't make the
movie because we had picked a time where it was
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going to be inconvenient for him and his daughters. So
we moved the movie a little later, and that left
time for Chris and I to meet up, and we
did meet up and we had a cocktail and a bite.
Chris had some fish tacos. I had a pastrami case idea,
which God damn, I've been dreaming about that ever since
it was so good.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Never thought about that combo.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
Neither have I.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
And I saw it on the menu and I was like,
I absolutely have to try this, like of cheese, uh white,
I really don't know beyond that's that's really I don't
remember what it was I saw PASTRAMI, I saw K
C D.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
And I went, there's two things that I like. I
will try.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
It was called Kaylen. Do you remember it was a
place I had never been to.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
I think Chris said it was called Eureka.
Speaker 6 (23:52):
Let me just look at our text chain, hold on him. Yeah,
it's all right therefore, Yeah, it's called Eureka.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
I'd never been there before, but I would call it
American gastro pub type vibe. It was great. It was
a perfect pick. Is it really well? I would encourage
you to check it out because it was great. I'd
never been there before, I'd never heard of it. But
we met up and we we had had a drink
and had a bite, and we watched the end of
the Knicks game, which was a game they won, and
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we were happy about that. And then we went to
leave and Kaylan or Chris fired off into the group
chat Kaylen, where are you? And Kaylen replied, I'm here.
H E A R H A R Klen. Explain yourself, boy,
that better have been voice attacks.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Yeah, I was, No, it wasn't. It was text to text.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
I'm here.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
I'm not good with words, all right, geography, you guys
know these.
Speaker 6 (24:45):
By the way, I'm looking at the menu. It was
a cheese blend.
Speaker 5 (24:48):
Okay, it was a cheese blend before the record.
Speaker 6 (24:50):
Also at Sour Crowd, you did not have any of that.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
I did.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
The only thing that's like a fucking Reuben case idea
that sounds awesome.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
It was. It was a Ruben style case.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
I will say, Matt, I skipped the Sour Crowd, but
everything else I kept. And the uh the pickles were fantastic.
And that Chipotle sauce that they gave you, I ate
all of it. It was freaking fantastic. So yeah, if
you if you have one of those in Austin and
it's somewhat convenient, I would encourage you to check that
out because it was great. Dawson unfortunately was missed. He
couldn't make the time that we picked. But hopefully next
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time we can all get together. It was a fun
night and we'll look forward to hearing more about what
Kaitlyn thought of the movie. I I had thoughts at
the end. They're uh yeah, very tech talk thoughts. I
came out hot at the at the end of the movie.
I had thoughts. But maybe we'll get into those a
little later too, But in the meantime.
Speaker 6 (25:40):
No fucking spoilers.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
No, no spoilers, Matt. I mean, if you saw the
last one, you pretty much know what this one is.
I mean there's you know, they leave a lot of are.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
You saying if I saw the Last of Us that
I would know everything that happened in it?
Speaker 2 (25:53):
And with that? All right? And this one goes to
let's see here, all right? So this first one is
from a Yakov Remak. I am not going to say
his name the way Christmas, Yes, the Australian and Yakov
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which is I'm guessing how it's pronounced. But you know,
I'm not going to say the way Chris was, that's
for sure. Thanks for the shout out boys. One hundred
and fifty kilograms of meat is three hundred You read it.
Speaker 6 (26:25):
In Australian accent?
Speaker 4 (26:28):
Can you read it in history and accent?
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Thanks to the shout at boys. One hundred and fiki
kilo's meat is three hundred and thirty pounds. I'm doing
South African.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Because it's really good.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
It's I took pretty good though.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
I took like a hard right turn into South Africans.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Yeah, all right, so no, I can't do an accent,
because you know I leave those.
Speaker 6 (26:48):
You're not a master of voices like Chris is.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
No, I can walk down the stairs.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Let's see here, one hundred and fifty kilograms of meat
is three hundred and thirty pounds or in the official
water cooler weight scale one hundred and fifty thousand dimebags
and donated a two hundred and thirty five dollars Wait, wait,
and donated twenty nine hundred and fifteen dollars USD. It's
definitely my real name Los Angeles. I go by Jock Well,
(27:16):
I go by he says Jak. I'm not going to
guess what that's how that's pronounced at work. To avoid
the exact thing that happened to the podcast, Gary actually
said my name right, So I think that's Yakov or Jackov,
Matt Fondelier.
Speaker 6 (27:32):
All that good will you built up.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
No, I think that's what I said his name was
because Chris was ignored. Chris eventually showed this gentleman's comment
and I saw that there was a V in his name,
so he was calling him jack Off. And then I
was like, I think it's Jackov Matt Fondelier. Flawless lossy accident.
Wilfuluff I organized most of the tournament. They had nicknamed
the They had nicknamed me the Commissioner. You can call
me that if it's easier. All right, Commissioner. I think
(27:56):
I'm calling you. I think I'm calling you commission you
know Michael Chicklis Yeah, he was in the commission right, yep, yeah,
all right. Gregory Semsa says, great episode, guys, I love
the resume podcast callback and the ambrosia talk. The band,
not the food. You guys killed it, well, thank you
very much. Somebody shouts out Chris for.
Speaker 4 (28:19):
At the food.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
I was gonna say, I forgot. We talked about the
band said that. I was like, oh, this guy likes salads.
Speaker 7 (28:25):
And that was a rhetorical question. Ambrosia salad is jello
and cottage cheese. It's probably the most disgusting thing you
could ever head.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
You don't even know what it is.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Ryan Body gross. Ryan Roberts says, I hate Nickelback. They
have one decent song called Leader of Called Leader of Men,
it's about doing shrooms. I don't like Nickelback because I
grew up in Vancouver where they got their start and
met some of the guys, and they were all assholes.
Nothing worse than meeting someone who meeting celebrities who were dicks.
That that's happened a few times, and that would suck.
It's not cool to meet your heroes. Yeah, but then
(28:57):
you know you run into somebody. You know, so many
of the people that we met at the Corolla show
were nice for that two hours. And you know, now
anytime someone brings them up, I talk about how that
person was a really cool So that's you know, it
doesn't everyone gets to have a bad day, but it doesn't. Really,
it's not that hard to be nice for a little while.
Well it is for me sometimes. Look at that it
(29:18):
is for me.
Speaker 7 (29:19):
Sometimes it sounds to me like that colment was taking
place before they were even famous. So you know, maybe
nickel Back was just assholes and maybe that's one of
the keys to making it in the music industry now.
And I never made it as a blind man.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
Couldn't cut it as a port man steiling right.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
So yeah, but this is how you remind.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Me, Jeffrey Lee reminds me, He says, DAWs, where does
Freebirds slash Ila Vista rink on your burrito scorecard?
Speaker 7 (29:50):
I went to college there, and I ate at Freebirds once,
and that should kind of tell you where. Since I
insisted on mainly a diet of burritos.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
Now I ate there once, that should tell you where rings.
Speaker 6 (30:11):
I did not go to school in Santa Barbara, but
I had a few friends that went to school out there,
and I did go to a Free Birds I think
also once I was absolutely drunk out of my mind.
And to me, this was in the pre Chipotle days,
so I had never been to a like subway sandwich
style burrito bar. Well, they'll just build it in front
(30:33):
of you. And I remember they did like caesadillas and
stuff too, if I'm not mistaken. I just thought it
was great. But again I was just completely shit face drunk,
So I don't know if that would take over to
the experience.
Speaker 7 (30:46):
I mean, look, I would say probably close to seventy percent.
Speaker 4 (30:50):
Of the burritos I ate I ate while I was drunk. Okay, but.
Speaker 7 (30:58):
There were you know, our key place and the other
thing Freebirds too. If it seems to me like a
university who was obsessed with, uh, you can't be culturally appropriate.
Freebirds is a couple of fucking white dudes, A couple
of fucking hippies who.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
Stole the burrito.
Speaker 7 (31:16):
There is no there's no Mexican backing at Freebirds.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
They they literally.
Speaker 7 (31:24):
Culturally acquired the burrito, and uh, and it's celebrated, and
I just I don't think it should be celebrated. I
think Uncle Albert made a much better burrio and the
cantina as well.
Speaker 5 (31:38):
Well.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
That makes sense why it's not very good.
Speaker 5 (31:40):
Then.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
I also remember going to Freebirds one time again, friends
up there went to go party and I ate there,
but I was so drunk that I don't really remember
exactly how it was.
Speaker 7 (31:49):
So I've had I've had good drunk burritos. T O
Alberto's made the best drunk burritos, and they had a
line like thirty people d from midnight to four am
or I think three am. I think I stayed up
until three am to catch the rush coming home.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
But I remember there was one time I went up
to Santa Barbara. I had a buddy he had just
he had just started going to school there, and I
don't know if I had gone up there already previously,
maybe or whatever. So originally was gonna go up there.
We were gonna, you know, meet him his place and
then get high and go walk around whatever. And so
I get to his place and he was like, oh, yeah,
(32:27):
it turns out like I have class, so like I'm
gonna be in school all day, so you know, you
can just chill here and get.
Speaker 5 (32:32):
Such like it's such a fucking kid move.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Like, turns out I have this thing that I committed
to scheduled for six months at the same time every
fucking exact day of the week.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
I drove all the way up there, and he like
he was a big stoner and he just had this
huge bong with the fucking dab and all that, and
I just I got so high there and he told
me about all the best places to eat, and by
the time I left, like I was so paranoid because
I was so stoned. I ended up just going to
Carls Junior. And then I remember getting back to his places, like, oh,
would you think of like fucking free birds or whatever
(33:04):
you told was like like I went and got the
new big Mac style at Carlos Junior, and I remember
how disappointed.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
He Wasn't Big Carl, dude.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Big Carl, that's the right Carl came out.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
All right, So now we have By the way, I
forgot to ask you who has peggies for this show
because I don't want to read comments for too long.
Speaker 6 (33:24):
If we we have a this is how you remind
me which we were talking about? Nickel back? Oh yeah, Well,
here's a trivia question. Uh what conservative democrat was known
on Capitol Hill as mister blowdry?
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Whoa mister blow dry?
Speaker 5 (33:45):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (33:46):
When did the When is the thirtieth anniversary of trivial persubm.
Speaker 6 (33:49):
It's twentieth anniversary? Okay, and uh gosh, I'm holding the
box up here.
Speaker 5 (33:55):
Let's say I have published state on it.
Speaker 6 (33:57):
I want to say it's like two thousand and two
or something, but I could be wrong. Uh answer is
Gary Condit.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
Oh wow, oh wow?
Speaker 6 (34:08):
Remember that person?
Speaker 7 (34:09):
I have a you guys he it was a question
in the disappearance of that hid Yeah.
Speaker 6 (34:18):
I'm thinking this is from the year two thousand and
then the game came out in twenty twenty.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
And by the way, here here's my trivia question represented.
Speaker 6 (34:25):
By it supposed to be audio playing.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
No, my question is Gary Kanan was represented by.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
Oh oh, garysh thank you.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
That's the only logical answer for me to be asking
this question, which.
Speaker 5 (34:39):
Is a nice. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Well then with that in mind, I think that should
be it for comments and let's heat into it. This
is how you remind me. And then yeah, GTFO, let's uh,
what do you think?
Speaker 3 (34:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (34:52):
And what's that whoop?
Speaker 4 (34:54):
This this is.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Yeah yeah, So mister Fondlier, the four is yours. You
go ahead and set this up and I'll get the
audio ready to play on my end.
Speaker 6 (35:20):
All right, So this is from episode number seventy one,
going back to May of twenty seventeen. This is a
story that Caitlin told about his dog on a trip
to Yosemite with you, Dawson that traumatizes me to this
(35:40):
very day. I'm very excited to hear this clip. It
is a little long, but it's it's it's an insane story.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
We're looking around, we you know, we open the trunk,
Ringos out there, Me and Dawson. You know, I introduced
myself to John. Next thing, I know, I turn around
and Ringo's going full speed into this river and this
thing is.
Speaker 4 (35:59):
Moving really Oh yeah, he.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
Dies, right, he did not miss.
Speaker 7 (36:04):
This is some hardcore like Colorado River rapids at this point.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
And I had not really known how powerful. I mean,
it looks powerful. I was like, you could probably, you
could probably. He just jumped in and he just went
straight in there.
Speaker 5 (36:14):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
So he starts moving down the thing, taking my current,
and we're we're following him. I think I think I
could kind of go up to it and maybe get
him at an angle. But he's going way faster than
I thought. Dawson's like, you gotta go in there, and
I'm like, and I see him going by. Dawson just
doesn't think. The second he sees him, he dives right
into the freeze. This thing is freezing.
Speaker 4 (36:32):
Really forty degrees. Oh my god, this is snow run off.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Dawson goes straight into the river to try and grabber
and go hooks a finger on his collar and then
loses him. Goes into the.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
River, goes down the rapids.
Speaker 7 (36:47):
I fall now, I'm my knees are all fucked up.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
Hero didn't even throw the phone out, just just didn't
even think to stove in there.
Speaker 6 (36:57):
Oh my god, I did not hear this. That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
So yeah, so Ringo starts going down, so I take off.
I'm just running down this river. There's not a lot
of space in between the river and the rocks. I'm
climbing over the rocks. Tree branches are hitting me. I'm
running my fucking heart out. I stopped for a minute
after I think I've gone far enough to look to
see if he's coming down. Not coming down, look the
other way, and I see him. He's still going, So
I do. I just keep going. I just keep running.
(37:25):
He ends up coming out of what they call.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
Well, the big hole.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
Yeah, the big hole, which is where the rabbits turn
into just a body of water. So I'm I'm freaking out.
I'm scared as hell. I'm running, I'm totally out of breath.
And then I just see Ringo kind of perched on
a log.
Speaker 5 (37:39):
What's up?
Speaker 4 (37:39):
Man just took a rapid rapits.
Speaker 5 (37:48):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 6 (37:50):
I I literally we take my dog t on hikes,
and I am so obsessed about keeping here on the
leash until we are well on the path. Because of
your story, Galen.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
I remember it like it was yesterday. I mean, Ringo
must have only been about two one or two at
that time, like he was you know, I got him
when he was he was young, I think like seven
or eight or nine weeks old, and so by that point, yeah,
he probably was about a year old, and he just
he loved the water. He always loved the water, and
(38:22):
I just didn't I didn't think about it. And so, yeah,
he fucking went into that river. The whole thing happened.
And then every he he still loved the water after that,
like he would go in a kiddie pool, but any
kind of pool or the ocean or any he was
scared shitless after that. So I think that traumatized him
right there.
Speaker 4 (38:40):
Damn.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
I tried to get him into the pools at one point.
He would not fucking go in. He liked the ocean
before that, like he kind of play around the water.
After that, he was fucking like, no way, I'm getting.
Speaker 6 (38:49):
Near that thing in Dawson the fucking hero jumping into
the river.
Speaker 7 (38:53):
I forgot about that, Yeah, And well what I did
was I jumped on a there was I remember there
was a rock that was like submber of big rock,
submerged in the water by a couple of so at first,
I just jumped on this rock and I was in
the river. Then when I reached down and I almost
(39:14):
had the collar, that's when I completely completely fell in.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
I remember it like Dawson's hand like on the caller
like it almost a grip that he had, and then boom,
it just popped right off and down he went.
Speaker 5 (39:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
I I listening back to that, I it sounds like
my only concern was Dawson's cell phone, which certainly was
not the case.
Speaker 5 (39:35):
I'm wondering if I knew the end of this story
or something.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Maybe Ringo told it off, Ringo had come home or something,
and I made my piece of the fact that he
was ultimately gonna live. But my my only thing I
said in that clip was your phone survived. Sounds pretty
heartless when I listened back to.
Speaker 5 (39:51):
It like that. So yeah, all right, Well we're.
Speaker 7 (39:55):
Like my uh turning a noun into a verb because
it demonstrated the economy of words.
Speaker 5 (40:03):
No, you rised it.
Speaker 7 (40:04):
I don't know how much time I would have lost
if I said I put it in rice. Yeahn that
was so long.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Well, you know what, guys, since there are no outros,
I want to do one last comment because I had
this one queued up and I think it's a good one.
And this one is from Ryan's scripts and it says,
don't sleep on the nutty pig. These guys aren't putting
peanut butter on a burger because on a slider rather
because it sucks. And I want to get your guys's
(40:31):
thoughts if looking at this menu of a place that
appears to be called Easy Slider, they start with the
Plane Jane, which is just beef and cheddar, and then
they go down the road. They've got the classic, the Roadside,
the Sweet Lowdown, the Nutty Pig, and the It's All Gouda.
And I want each one of us to pick which
one their favorite from the description is. For me, it's
gonna be the Roadside, the Angus beef, cheddar, bacon, barbecue sauce,
(40:52):
grilled halapenos, which is really strong. And then the thing
that really throws it over the edge for me, Crispy
Fried onions. You put Krispy Fried onions on a burger
for me, that's pretty ardne deal.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
Yeah, I'm not a big barbecue sauce on my burger. Guy,
I feel like it kind of overpowers it. I'm looking
at the It's All Guda right now, and that's where
my mind's going. Angus bee, smoked gouda, roast garlic mayo,
that's what I like. Sauted mushrooms, but I can see
two offerings on this fucking list that make me angry.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Yeah, the nutty Pig and the Sweet and Lowdown are
really going to be controversial. But let's like Dawson and
Matt pick and then we'll tell what those abominations are.
Speaker 7 (41:28):
Yeah, I'm gonna be uh around the corner having a
big caral because these people have displayed a complete lack
of respect for a cheeseburger. I wouldn't eat anything that
comes out of this fucking kitchen.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Fuck these people, Okay, and a resident a resident food expert.
Speaker 6 (41:49):
Let's catch it that way. You're right, Gary, as the
resident food expert. While I enjoy a burger with bacon
and barbecue sauce and crispy fried onions, I would take
advantage of the diverse and interesting menu provided by the
easy slider. The nutty Pig with peanut butter. I probably
wouldn't go to typically, but given that the clementer suggested it,
(42:11):
I guess I would take that. If I just saw
the menu without a suggestion, I might go for the
Sweet and Lowdown. God bacon cheesez It's strawberry jam.
Speaker 5 (42:22):
See Matt.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
The problem here, though, is that you sit on a
throne of lies. You would jump at the opportunity to
say the nutty pig, just because I know how you
ordered cocktails. You want to say the most outlandish thing
that's on the menu. So I don't think you would
want to say sweet and lowdown. I think you would
want to say one nutty pig, kind sir.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
I would shout it to the rooftop based on just
your ordering of burgers in the past, the one that
Gary picked, like, that's all you, buddy.
Speaker 5 (42:45):
That's all you.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
You would enjoy the het and you still would order
the fucking nutty pig over it, just because it's fucking
good one they got over there. It's something different.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
It's a great impression of me, gailor well, thank you,
Ryan scrips. That was I love something with a with
a a visual component, and even more so one where
we can spark debate based off of it. So Ryan scripts,
you enjoy your peanut butter, you monster. All right, let's get.
Speaker 5 (43:08):
Around the horn.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
Go around the horn and get our plugs in and
then we will GTFO and get into our Patreon show.
Oh did I mention we have a Patreon Patreon dot
com slash water Cooler where you can go and subscribe
for as little as five bucks a month and get
the second half of the show. Well, I didn't know
who's gonna plug? Yeah that was my plug. So who
else has a plug?
Speaker 5 (43:27):
Kaitlin?
Speaker 2 (43:27):
You want to fucking around or something?
Speaker 3 (43:29):
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I rewatched last night and just so happy that I
(43:49):
decided on that choice. I got thoughts, but I couldn't
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Speaker 5 (43:58):
Yep, I get to watch it tonight. Dos what do
you got?
Speaker 7 (44:03):
I want to say thank you to all the Bobos
who bought my stickers and my first record.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
Oh yeah, that's a clment that I didn't get to.
Can you explain again how to do that? Because somebody
asked in the colmments and I didn't get to that.
Speaker 7 (44:16):
Yes, I will thank you and everyone who did it
all of those are going out tomorrow. I went to
the post office today to do it and the line
was eighty million fucking people like NOE. I also included
a compilation record I've produced and a Smoke and Kills CD.
(44:39):
So you're getting bonus. You're getting bonus stuff for your
twenty five bucks. The easiest thing to do is venmo
me twenty five bucks to Dos Angeles anywhere in the
United States. I'll send you five dude stickers, plus the
bonuses and rat I think you can include your address
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Speaker 4 (44:59):
That's how I've gotten some of.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Them, and your Venmo is at Los Angeles for those
who might be one, that's it.
Speaker 6 (45:04):
Are you still including your phone number as part of
the deal? I listened to the last episode and you
were I'll give you my fucking phone on I have.
Speaker 4 (45:10):
Somebody really asked for it. I'll just give it to him.
Speaker 7 (45:12):
I don't give a shit but now, but anyway, June
twenty first, I'm at the Ice House in Pasadena. And
June twenty second, just booked opening for Darren Carter party
Starter in Torrance at a place that I think used
(45:36):
to be called The End and now it's called mom said, yes,
there's some weird I don't know. It's in Torrance and
it's gonna be fun, and I'm doing a long set.
I get to feature open for opening for Darren Carter.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
A social media he'll he'll put the details there. I'm
quite certain.
Speaker 4 (45:56):
That too.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
Yeah, well, Chris has never been able to figure it
out to help you out. People put all the information
on their social media and then forget to plug their
fucking social media.
Speaker 5 (46:04):
So follow Los Angeles. There you go.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
You get all the details right there, nice and neat
Matt Fondelier, what do you got?
Speaker 6 (46:10):
Uh yeah, check out our other half of our podcasts
that you love listening to each week because we keep
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Speaker 5 (46:21):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
As Kaitlin referred to recently, that's those are the shows
where you're most likely to find him in his claws.
So yeah, definitely don't don't miss Patreon because it's it's
a lot of fun and we're usually very punchy.
Speaker 5 (46:33):
Because we record it right after we record what you're
listening to right now.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
With that refill and with that said, let's go get
our refills and get right into it.
Speaker 5 (46:39):
We love you, goodbye,
And sounds silence.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Dawson came in there and ruined it a little bit.
But that's all good, baby. It is water cooler. We
are back. I am not Chris Locksamana. And as you
can tell by the lack of mouth lakes largely there
is no Chris Locksamana with us today. Unfortunately, Chris had
a gig come up at the last second and you
had to drop out. But that's okay because the rest
of the guys are here with me, with me today.
All the way in Austin, Texas, it's Matt Fondelier, Hey, brother,
(00:42):
what's up?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Brother?
Speaker 4 (00:43):
What's up? Bunny?
Speaker 5 (00:44):
What's going on?
Speaker 6 (00:46):
You know, just just living life, that's it. Why did
they miss up.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
With No, I'm just walking around with me today? All
the way in Nohoka it is Mike Dawson.
Speaker 7 (00:59):
Yep, same here, just living the life, you know, just
living it and life in it and loving it.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
No one asked, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding, das
uh and with me today all the way in Long Beach, California.
Not like myself. It's calyn Bean.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
What's going on?
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Not much, let's hope with you, you.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Know, just hanging out.
Speaker 6 (01:24):
People love this show. You know, we see the reviews
coming all the time.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
We did a bang up job, Gary.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Thanks man.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah, dude, I'm just you know, I'm trying the Chris
bits and they're just not working for me. I guess
I gotta stick with the Gary bits because the Chris
bits are just falling flat.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
No one's no one's.
Speaker 6 (01:38):
Get us, get us back on the track.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Gary, all right, it's Gary Smith, Patty Patna.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
That wasn't my best. It wasn't my best, but that
was all right.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Well umph yeah, well I I you know, I hope
we don't didn't use it all at once because I
don't have much ump and meal after today. It's been
a hell of a few weeks here and we're getting
through it though. So yeah, okay, everything's great, man. I'm
you know, it's uh, I'm just working.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
You know.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
It's hard to believe that I can say this to
the four of you, but uh, I am working more
than I ever have in my entire life.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
And that's just, uh, that is saying something.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
It really is. It's really saying I.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Feel bad for you before, but you've taken it to
another level now.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
It's uh, it's something else, but you know what, it's
certainly better than the alternative, So I'm not really complaining.
I am more apologizing in advance for the punchiness and
how tired I am. So uh, We're gonna have fun.
I always look forward to seeing you fellas and hanging
out and shooting the ship. So anyone got any any
todds or anything for just peeking behind the curtain.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
We jumped right in today.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
We usually chit chat for a few minutes before we
get started, and I decided that was going to be
part of the show today.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
So well, I got experiences had over the last couple
of weeks. I had my uh my mother in law
in town. Oh yeah, so I heard that, by the way,
you know, honestly it it went incredible. It was so
so good. We have not seen her since our wedding,
(03:08):
which was over nine years ago. She lives, as you
guys know, but maybe the casual listener doesn't know. She
lives in South Africa, where she's lived for over thirty
years at this point, and so she was staying with
us for nine days.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
And have you ever got to visit her?
Speaker 6 (03:29):
No, we have not, and one of these days we might.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Does she live.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Also, forgive my ignorance, I know South Africa is enormous.
Does she live in a part that you would want
to go visit?
Speaker 6 (03:39):
Nope?
Speaker 5 (03:40):
Okay, no copy that, no follow up.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Are there a lot of those parts in South Africa?
Speaker 6 (03:47):
You know, I'm not one to talk about the geopolitical Uh,
not a good situation. It's not very good. And she'd
be the first.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Time say that. I will say that my dad went
to Cape Town to shoot something like I don't know,
ten or fifteen years ago, and he talked about how
it's one of the best locations he's ever been to
in his life to film something. So I no doubt
the beautiful is there or what part he said?
Speaker 6 (04:17):
She said that if you are in a taxi cab
and you have a like your purse on your lap,
someone is going to break a window, reach in and
steal that purse when you're at a stoplight, and unless
somebody has been murdered, no police are coming at any point.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Yeah, that doesn't sound A crazy video that came out
a few years ago of like a live heist that
was going down in like an armored truck. You guys
remember that it was in like South Africa and the guy's.
Speaker 6 (04:45):
Like shoot, oh yeah, and then like that man was
on this bike and like did a flip, and then
a joker had like a bazooka.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
It was great idea.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
That's exactly what it was.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
These are all great advertising ideas for the Board of
Tourism for South Africa. Should all go on billboards. Well
your person, your la, Yeah, not in South Africa.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Well, Matt, what did she think of, you know, a
little break from the South African culture and enjoying the
fine city of Austin, Texas.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
How'd she feel?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
So?
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Yeah, thank you, Gary. I will say that I was
a little nervous about having her for again, like nine days.
That's a really long time.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
And home, I assume, yep, yeah, that's a lot of
mother in law time where you don't have a safe
space to escape to.
Speaker 6 (05:28):
So but she, like my wife and I is a
big animal lover, huge dog lover, and Austin one of
the reasons we moved here is it's a big, like
dog friendly city and you can bring your dog just
about everywhere, which to her, coming from South Africa was
like a revelation. And at a certain point she was
just talking about how she wants to move here one day,
(05:50):
and you know, just a really really, really incredible experience.
I got to say, it was kind of like a
trip of trip of a lifetime kind of experience. I thought,
uh so, really well, but we did have a couple
stories along the way. If I may indulge.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
A little further here, please zoom.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
So she is landing at the Austin Airport at the
international terminal. We're going to pick her up from the
baggage claim. But as we learned entering the airport, the
international arrival baggage claim is kind of walled.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Off inside customs, right, so you gotta get your bagage
before you go.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
You go, in this scenario, they go through customs and
then you go get your bag, but it's in an
area that like basically it's walled off, and then there's
just a sliding door like you would exit an airport.
And once you go, once you exit that baggage claim room,
like you cannot go back in.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Okay, just understand.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
So we're standing on the other side and we see
the doors open, and I see that she's back there
and she's just waiting for a bag. There's gonna be
a little bit of time, the bags haven't entered the
carousel yet, And while we're standing there, the doors open
up again and this older woman exits their National baggage
claim area to hug her infant grandchild. Oh a beautiful reunion.
(07:06):
And then she turns around to go back in so
that she can get her suitcase. And the security guard
is not going to let this frail old woman back in,
and she is talking like with her I'm assuming her daughter,
like how am I supposed to get my bags? What
are we gonna do? There's a bit of a commotion
and another security guard who's inside of the baggage claim terminal,
(07:30):
he kind of comes in, listens to the situation, and
he kind of like does a little look around and
he lets this woman a great moment, but as this
is happening, the original security guard who wouldn't let her
back in, she was a little bit salty that this
guy kind of went above her. And I heard her
say this, this is a breach. We should be evacuating
(07:53):
the entire area right now. And I had this moment
of holy shit, like we just saw my mother in
law and we very well may have had to evacuate
the fucking airport. Thank god that did not happen, So
it was thankfully a good start to our trip. Another
amazing highlight.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Out about one second LA before you go on, do
you guys remember and I'm asking mostly Kaylin, because I
know for Matt and Dawson the answer is yes. But
do you remember a time, Kaitlin where if you had
a loved one coming in from out of town, you
could just go and stand at the gate, so when
they walked off that jet that jetway, you were just
standing there. Because I distinctly was the best from my childhood.
(08:33):
It was like there was no there was no security.
You just if you were if you had an ant
coming in from out of town, you were sitting right there,
three feet from the door with a sign and balloons.
And then you guys all hugged each other right there
and went to baggage cleaning together. It was wild, like
my son will never expect.
Speaker 7 (08:46):
I remember that time existed, but I never experienced it. Yeah,
Airline travel was not a part of our youth.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yeah, there wasn't a lot of airline travel in my youth,
but there was a lot of people coming to visit,
so I remember going to the airport. Yeah, well, my
family is fractured across you know, a lot of them
on the East coast. So like when my uncle would
come my uncle lived in Detroit for most of all
of his life, all of my life rather and uh,
when he would come to visit, we'd all go and
we'd be standing there right at the gate, you know,
(09:15):
we're five six feet from the door, and he'd step
off that jetway and that's when our vacation would start
with him. And it was it was a wild time
because it's just as Matt said, like, you can't even
get to baggage claim now. It's you know, you're you're
so walled off. So it's a it's a wildly different time.
But Matt, please go on with your I.
Speaker 7 (09:31):
Do remember, I do remember when you could smoke cigarettes
on an airplane that I don't remember. Me and my
friends are the only ones I know whoever smoked cigarettes
on an airplane.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
They a lot of the planes still have the little ashtray,
the little metal ashtray in the armress. I don't know
if you guys have had that.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
EXPS, that's definitely I see it.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
They're the small jumpers.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Yeah, yeah, I see it less and less, but those
regional jets. A lot of them still have that.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
I used to smoke my cigarette on the airplane.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Well that's to oh weep, that's a homeland security violation,
so I wouldn't admit that anymore. But uh yeah, there
are great viral videos that go around every so often
if somebody getting caught taking a huge rip off their
ESEG in their seat, which I never understood that if
you were hypothetically going to do that in the airplane,
go to the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
I mean, it's those are like the comically large, huge
puffs of cloud ones. Like when I would smoke my jewel,
like there was barely any smoke coming out of it,
so I could hit it in a way that like
nothing would come out essentially.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
Yeah, well with jewels.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Got on airplanes and in movie theaters and really anywhere.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
Yeah, with those things, if you replace I didn't do that.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
If you knew what you were doing and you could
hold it in long enough, there was almost nothing that
came out at the end anyways. So yeah, but Matt
tell us more about her experience as an Austin please,
Uh sure.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
So I was gonna mention something that I've lived out
here for over three years now, and we've tried before
to go to Congress Bridge, which is home to a
gigantic call of bats.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Now, when you say gigantic for people who aren't familiar,
I believe it's several million bats, right.
Speaker 6 (11:06):
That's right. So at its peak it's close to two
million bats.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
But at this year several I guess several was the
wrong word, but multiple over one million, close to two.
Speaker 6 (11:16):
Yeah, right now. A bunch of the bats are pregnant,
so there was something like seven hundred and fifty thousand bats,
is what we were told. Anyway, we've tried to go
watch the bats before, and when we've gone, I've not
seen shit.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Really, But I've been to Austin for five days of
my entire life, and I've seen this twice.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
How have you not seen it in three years?
Speaker 6 (11:36):
I mean, we just have gone and there weren't any bats.
Like the bats didn't come out. Maybe just the time
of year. I have no idea. But on my mother
in law's last night in town here, we bought like
the boat tour that goes underneath the bridge and like
ques you up right as they come out, and I
gotta tell you, it was fucking amazing. Dude, it was
(11:58):
like an episode of Planet Earth happening in front of
my eyes.
Speaker 7 (12:02):
Just weird David AT's voice, I did.
Speaker 6 (12:07):
I also heard people screaming because they were getting pooped on.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
That's what I was gonna say, Matt. The boat tour
doesn't sound appealing to me because then you're right in
the line of fire.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
So yes, they didn't.
Speaker 7 (12:17):
Bat poop have a really cool name though, don Well, yeah, dude,
I mean you get quantaed bro, you.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Got Quanta, That's all right.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
I wanna get Guana.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Don't you wanna Juana? Guana?
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Oh yeah, there you go. Uh yeah, they said, uh that,
feel free to look up, but don't look up in awe,
that's what they said. So Jesus hit my hand over
my mouth the entire time while I was watching, and
uh yeah, it was just it was a wonderful cap
(12:50):
to an amazing trip. So I'll share other stories. Uh
you know, I just used to come.
Speaker 7 (12:55):
But I have one question, Matt. Yes, I don't want
to know how many meals you shared with your mother
in law. I want to know how many courses.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
The courses way way way lower than you would think,
because my mother in law does not drink, and my
mother in law is on a strict carnivore diet where
all she wants is steak with salt and butter. Like
that's it. I made arrangements. We ordered there's a company
(13:27):
out here called the bass Drop Cattle Company, and they
will fucking send you an entire cow. They will chop
it up, bag it up, freeze it and send it
over to you. And we bought a gigantic box of
steak cuts and I just fired up the grill most
days and she had fucking steak for breakfast, steak for dinner.
But to circle back to restaurants and stuff, we would
(13:47):
just go out and just basically I would get like
a soda or it was really sad for me. I
really wanted to drink. Every once in a while we'd
get like a glass of wine. But we were on
our very very best behavior.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
That's a lot, Oh, it was.
Speaker 6 (14:02):
It was real rough.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
How ship face did you get as soon as she left?
Speaker 6 (14:06):
It didn't take a lot.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
This woman is from South Africa. You think she'd be
around a couple of drunk people every now.
Speaker 6 (14:13):
Yeah, well, you know again, we were. It's not like
we didn't drink, but we compared to our usual extravaganzas.
And I shall also say she very graciously was like
paying for everything. So it also felt weird to like,
let's get the wheel baby. You know that was not happening.
So but I mean, again.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
It doesn't sound like it doesn't sound like she was
privy to a lot of your dining habits.
Speaker 6 (14:36):
Yes, no, no, nothing like that. Again, it was mostly
we go to I mean it was really fun. It
took her to to Terry Black's barbecue and she what
you get? Oh yeah, no, I mean basically as you
guys know, you kind of order cafeteria style. And with
that in mind, I'm like not going to order a
(14:57):
half pound of brisket, Like I'm just gonna get a
few slices. She can try a slice. She thought the
brisket was okay, it was a little too dry for her,
But what she loved was the like the dinosaur beef
favorrib and this thing. She's a very fatigue woman. And
I swear that the bone was like from the top
of her head to like her stirnum like it was
(15:19):
a it was a massive, massive bone.
Speaker 7 (15:23):
I've had that befo Terry, and it is the greatest
thing I've ever eaten.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (15:28):
Yeah, she she spread it over like three meals. I
mean she but she really really loved it.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
It took me two days. It took me two days.
Speaker 6 (15:35):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was great.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
Man.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
How long did you have to wait? How long you
have to wait to go to Terry Blacks? Well, hours,
isn't it?
Speaker 6 (15:43):
No? No, no, First of all, we she was here
during the week, so we went on like Tuesday at lunchtime,
so we didn't wait at all. Having said that, my
buddy came last fourth of July and we went over
Fourth of July weekend and we waited maybe twenty five minutes.
Framelince is one that's notorious three hour line, but again,
even that you can time it. We went to Franklin's.
(16:04):
We waited for less than an hour. When we went there.
You just had to not goe but absolutely pro tim.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
So there's always this big debate between Franklin's and Terry Blacks,
and one has a line that's three hours long and
the other one has a line that's I don't know,
it sounds like forty five minutes. I've never eaten either,
but it feels like that's been settled.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
There.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Here's the thing, as someone who has walked up and
eaten immediately at both of them, it's not worth the way.
At Franklin's, it's good, It's very good. It might be
it might be debatable that it's better than pe Terry
or then what's it called, Matt Sorry, Terry Blacks. It
might be debatable that they might be very close, but
I it's Terry Blacks is not inferior to the point
(16:53):
that any kind of extended weight is warranted.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (16:56):
I also felt, having had both of them within about
three days of each other last year when my buddy
came to visit. The brisket at Franklin's is a slightly
superior brisket, but we're talking like a ninety nine and
a ninety seven. You know, they're they're really really close,
and Terry Blacks has way better side. They serve. They
(17:20):
have bars while you're waiting in line, so you can
get a margarito while you're standing in line instead of Franklins,
which is byob And the last thing I will say
is being from southern California, growing up around like Wood Ranch,
I would get barbecue for dinner a lot and out
in Texas people don't get barbecue for dinner. Most barbecue
places close at like three or four o'clock. Terry Blacks
(17:43):
is the only place that stays open till like nine
or ten, so you actually can get barbecue for dinner there.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
But it's eric it is, That's what I was saying, Kalen, Yeah,
it's I think it's clearly the winner.
Speaker 6 (17:57):
Well that's what's on the menu.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Really, I don't know. Well, there's no there's no outros
anyways on this.
Speaker 5 (18:03):
Show doesn't need to be doesn't need to be.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
It doesn't need to be pretty good. Well good, mad,
I'm glad she had fun. Did you do anything to
embarrass yourself?
Speaker 6 (18:13):
No? I think I did.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Okay, I think I did.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
All right, Okay, have you gone and put that game
back into the Take a Penny, Leave a Penny box?
Speaker 4 (18:21):
Yeah? Well where are we with that?
Speaker 6 (18:24):
I'm glad you mentioned that, because, as a matter of fact,
I did get another item into that box you.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
Took you took again?
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Oh yeah, okay, hold on to I was ready for it.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
I follow up questions, what exactly did we put in there?
In exchange for the thirtieth anniversary Trivial Pursuit fully sealed.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
In its box.
Speaker 6 (18:43):
Again, it doesn't need to be an exchange.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
It absolutely does. It absolutely does equal value.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
It might not need to be in exchange, but you
will be judged on this show for what you gave.
Speaker 6 (18:54):
So, my mother in law was staying in town. I
don't know if I mentioned that.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
Okay, so so hold on.
Speaker 6 (18:59):
This is a book that she was reading and she
finished the book while she was here.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
So you didn't even put something of yours back. Matt,
replace Oh my god, from my home.
Speaker 7 (19:12):
Matt replaced a good fun board game with homework.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
It was a very entertaining book about multiple weddings on
the French country side. It sounded something I would ever reads.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
All.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
That was the most mad answer.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
Now, guys, how big of a show.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Happy and disturbed at the same time.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
How big of a show do you think you put
on for the mother in law? Like I know a
place so we can donate this and be charitable, and
like you know, there was a whole song and dance
about you know, nothing was mentioned about the trivial pursuit
that that I can guarantee definitely not and Matt, and
I guarantee you that, and I won't guarantee you, but
I will say with a high degree of certainty that
(19:53):
the reason that Matt went and gave this book to
the to the community library was because he wanted twenty
seven minutes to himself that he wasn't around his wife
and his mother in law, so he took a long,
slow walk through the neighborhood.
Speaker 6 (20:05):
You are fucking wrong about that detail.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Oh shit, I don't fucking believe you at all. Your
face is redder than the fucking end button on this zoom.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
Well, good man got a trivia question?
Speaker 6 (20:18):
Uh yeah, I mean we could. I could get one?
Speaker 5 (20:20):
Yeah, get one?
Speaker 4 (20:21):
We need one game.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
I will vamp a little and just say that Matt.
I'm glad that it went well with your mother in law.
I hope one day you have a little bit of
success with your father in law because that has not
gone so well the last few times. But as much
as I've been joking about it, I was hoping for
you to have a good trip. And I commend you
because I love my mother in law dearly. But I
don't know how I would do with nine days of
her living in my home. I think, not because of
(20:45):
anything she would do, but I would start to go
slightly stir crazy, not having a little bit of space
to myself. That's something, Kaylen Kailyn you are. You are
a fucking full You are a man among men. I
have always always respected the shit out of you because
I don't know how you've done that with two fucking
toddlers and babies and Jesus, because.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
It's because she's great. She's so great.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
It's like, oh no, she is Jackpot. It's yeah, no,
you got very lucky. But still that's that's a lot
of a lot of family time. Yeah, So, DAWs, did
you go to Las Vegas? Was I can't remember if
your plug was if part of it was you were
going to Izzy's thing?
Speaker 5 (21:25):
Was that?
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Was that something that happens since last week recorded? No,
that was just Dizzy, Okay, it was just Dizzy. Well
I did see that good job though. I did see
a comment that will probably get you on Patreon that
Kathy buys you lunch is very familiar with that casino
and has won several thousand dollars there recently. But she
didn't listen in time, so she didn't have a chance
to get out and see Izzy. But Caitlyn, you got
(21:47):
anything You want to throw out there. Should we go
into some comments.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
I'll tease a little bit. Hell yeah, that my flicking'
the bean this week is going to be a movie
that I went to go see with my friends Gary
and Chris.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
That's funny.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
I was just going impossible the final reckoning.
Speaker 6 (22:03):
At a boys night.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yes, we did, and Dawson was supposed to be included,
and we all decided collectively at the last recording that
that had to be planned on the thread that Matt
was on, because if you move away from us, then.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
Yes, that's why you guys did. That is absolutely why
we did that.
Speaker 6 (22:17):
Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
We made an agreement that because you moved away, that
we had to torture you with the fact that we
were all making plans and you were more than welcome.
Should you have wanted to catch a Southwest flight but
you know, impractical maybe, but we wanted to make sure
that we planned that on there.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
I will see.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
I was sitting at a restaurant, not enjoying an appetizer,
and I thought, and then I just saw seventeen texts
in a row about how awesome the new Mission Apostle
movie is going to be. In tom Cruise memes and
I was like, I really hate all of you right now.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
Well, I know you both saw that.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
But in the moments leading up to the to the movie,
the way the Way the Night went, and I'll just
give a little bit of the pre story before killing
gets to his flick and eventually, but the Way the
Night went was. I had gone to work that day
and I was going to drive and we were seeing
the movie sort of in Chris and Kaylin's neck of
the woods. And Kaylen initially said he couldn't make the
movie because we had picked a time where it was
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going to be inconvenient for him and his daughters. So
we moved the movie a little later, and that left
time for Chris and I to meet up, and we
did meet up and we had a cocktail and a bite.
Chris had some fish tacos. I had a pastrami case idea,
which God damn, I've been dreaming about that ever since
it was so good.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Never thought about that combo.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
Neither have I.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
And I saw it on the menu and I was like,
I absolutely have to try this, like of cheese, uh white,
I really don't know beyond that's that's really I don't
remember what it was I saw PASTRAMI, I saw K
C D.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
And I went, there's two things that I like. I
will try.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
It was called Kaylen. Do you remember it was a
place I had never been to.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
I think Chris said it was called Eureka.
Speaker 6 (23:52):
Let me just look at our text chain, hold on him. Yeah,
it's all right therefore, Yeah, it's called Eureka.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
I'd never been there before, but I would call it
American gastro pub type vibe. It was great. It was
a perfect pick. Is it really well? I would encourage
you to check it out because it was great. I'd
never been there before, I'd never heard of it. But
we met up and we we had had a drink
and had a bite, and we watched the end of
the Knicks game, which was a game they won, and
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we were happy about that. And then we went to
leave and Kaylan or Chris fired off into the group
chat Kaylen, where are you? And Kaylen replied, I'm here.
H E A R H A R Klen. Explain yourself, boy,
that better have been voice attacks.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Yeah, I was, No, it wasn't. It was text to text.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
I'm here.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
I'm not good with words, all right, geography, you guys
know these.
Speaker 6 (24:45):
By the way, I'm looking at the menu. It was
a cheese blend.
Speaker 5 (24:48):
Okay, it was a cheese blend before the record.
Speaker 6 (24:50):
Also at Sour Crowd, you did not have any of that.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
I did.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
The only thing that's like a fucking Reuben case idea
that sounds awesome.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
It was. It was a Ruben style case.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
I will say, Matt, I skipped the Sour Crowd, but
everything else I kept. And the uh the pickles were fantastic.
And that Chipotle sauce that they gave you, I ate
all of it. It was freaking fantastic. So yeah, if
you if you have one of those in Austin and
it's somewhat convenient, I would encourage you to check that
out because it was great. Dawson unfortunately was missed. He
couldn't make the time that we picked. But hopefully next
(25:25):
time we can all get together. It was a fun
night and we'll look forward to hearing more about what
Kaitlyn thought of the movie. I I had thoughts at
the end. They're uh yeah, very tech talk thoughts. I
came out hot at the at the end of the movie.
I had thoughts. But maybe we'll get into those a
little later too, But in the meantime.
Speaker 6 (25:40):
No fucking spoilers.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
No, no spoilers, Matt. I mean, if you saw the
last one, you pretty much know what this one is.
I mean there's you know, they leave a lot of are.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
You saying if I saw the Last of Us that
I would know everything that happened in it?
Speaker 2 (25:53):
And with that? All right? And this one goes to
let's see here, all right? So this first one is
from a Yakov Remak. I am not going to say
his name the way Christmas, Yes, the Australian and Yakov
(26:17):
which is I'm guessing how it's pronounced. But you know,
I'm not going to say the way Chris was, that's
for sure. Thanks for the shout out boys. One hundred
and fifty kilograms of meat is three hundred You read it.
Speaker 6 (26:25):
In Australian accent?
Speaker 4 (26:28):
Can you read it in history and accent?
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Thanks to the shout at boys. One hundred and fiki
kilo's meat is three hundred and thirty pounds. I'm doing
South African.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Because it's really good.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
It's I took pretty good though.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
I took like a hard right turn into South Africans.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Yeah, all right, so no, I can't do an accent,
because you know I leave those.
Speaker 6 (26:48):
You're not a master of voices like Chris is.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
No, I can walk down the stairs.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Let's see here, one hundred and fifty kilograms of meat
is three hundred and thirty pounds or in the official
water cooler weight scale one hundred and fifty thousand dimebags
and donated a two hundred and thirty five dollars Wait, wait,
and donated twenty nine hundred and fifteen dollars USD. It's
definitely my real name Los Angeles. I go by Jock Well,
(27:16):
I go by he says Jak. I'm not going to
guess what that's how that's pronounced at work. To avoid
the exact thing that happened to the podcast, Gary actually
said my name right, So I think that's Yakov or Jackov,
Matt Fondelier.
Speaker 6 (27:32):
All that good will you built up.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
No, I think that's what I said his name was
because Chris was ignored. Chris eventually showed this gentleman's comment
and I saw that there was a V in his name,
so he was calling him jack Off. And then I
was like, I think it's Jackov Matt Fondelier. Flawless lossy accident.
Wilfuluff I organized most of the tournament. They had nicknamed
the They had nicknamed me the Commissioner. You can call
me that if it's easier. All right, Commissioner. I think
(27:56):
I'm calling you. I think I'm calling you commission you
know Michael Chicklis Yeah, he was in the commission right, yep, yeah,
all right. Gregory Semsa says, great episode, guys, I love
the resume podcast callback and the ambrosia talk. The band,
not the food. You guys killed it, well, thank you
very much. Somebody shouts out Chris for.
Speaker 4 (28:19):
At the food.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
I was gonna say, I forgot. We talked about the
band said that. I was like, oh, this guy likes salads.
Speaker 7 (28:25):
And that was a rhetorical question. Ambrosia salad is jello
and cottage cheese. It's probably the most disgusting thing you
could ever head.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
You don't even know what it is.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Ryan Body gross. Ryan Roberts says, I hate Nickelback. They
have one decent song called Leader of Called Leader of Men,
it's about doing shrooms. I don't like Nickelback because I
grew up in Vancouver where they got their start and
met some of the guys, and they were all assholes.
Nothing worse than meeting someone who meeting celebrities who were dicks.
That that's happened a few times, and that would suck.
It's not cool to meet your heroes. Yeah, but then
(28:57):
you know you run into somebody. You know, so many
of the people that we met at the Corolla show
were nice for that two hours. And you know, now
anytime someone brings them up, I talk about how that
person was a really cool So that's you know, it
doesn't everyone gets to have a bad day, but it doesn't. Really,
it's not that hard to be nice for a little while.
Well it is for me sometimes. Look at that it
(29:18):
is for me.
Speaker 7 (29:19):
Sometimes it sounds to me like that colment was taking
place before they were even famous. So you know, maybe
nickel Back was just assholes and maybe that's one of
the keys to making it in the music industry now.
And I never made it as a blind man.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
Couldn't cut it as a port man steiling right.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
So yeah, but this is how you remind.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Me, Jeffrey Lee reminds me, He says, DAWs, where does
Freebirds slash Ila Vista rink on your burrito scorecard?
Speaker 7 (29:50):
I went to college there, and I ate at Freebirds once,
and that should kind of tell you where. Since I
insisted on mainly a diet of burritos.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
Now I ate there once, that should tell you where rings.
Speaker 6 (30:11):
I did not go to school in Santa Barbara, but
I had a few friends that went to school out there,
and I did go to a Free Birds I think
also once I was absolutely drunk out of my mind.
And to me, this was in the pre Chipotle days,
so I had never been to a like subway sandwich
style burrito bar. Well, they'll just build it in front
(30:33):
of you. And I remember they did like caesadillas and
stuff too, if I'm not mistaken. I just thought it
was great. But again I was just completely shit face drunk,
So I don't know if that would take over to
the experience.
Speaker 7 (30:46):
I mean, look, I would say probably close to seventy percent.
Speaker 4 (30:50):
Of the burritos I ate I ate while I was drunk. Okay, but.
Speaker 7 (30:58):
There were you know, our key place and the other
thing Freebirds too. If it seems to me like a
university who was obsessed with, uh, you can't be culturally appropriate.
Freebirds is a couple of fucking white dudes, A couple
of fucking hippies who.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
Stole the burrito.
Speaker 7 (31:16):
There is no there's no Mexican backing at Freebirds.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
They they literally.
Speaker 7 (31:24):
Culturally acquired the burrito, and uh, and it's celebrated, and
I just I don't think it should be celebrated. I
think Uncle Albert made a much better burrio and the
cantina as well.
Speaker 5 (31:38):
Well.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
That makes sense why it's not very good.
Speaker 5 (31:40):
Then.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
I also remember going to Freebirds one time again, friends
up there went to go party and I ate there,
but I was so drunk that I don't really remember
exactly how it was.
Speaker 7 (31:49):
So I've had I've had good drunk burritos. T O
Alberto's made the best drunk burritos, and they had a
line like thirty people d from midnight to four am
or I think three am. I think I stayed up
until three am to catch the rush coming home.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
But I remember there was one time I went up
to Santa Barbara. I had a buddy he had just
he had just started going to school there, and I
don't know if I had gone up there already previously,
maybe or whatever. So originally was gonna go up there.
We were gonna, you know, meet him his place and
then get high and go walk around whatever. And so
I get to his place and he was like, oh, yeah,
(32:27):
it turns out like I have class, so like I'm
gonna be in school all day, so you know, you
can just chill here and get.
Speaker 5 (32:32):
Such like it's such a fucking kid move.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Like, turns out I have this thing that I committed
to scheduled for six months at the same time every
fucking exact day of the week.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
I drove all the way up there, and he like
he was a big stoner and he just had this
huge bong with the fucking dab and all that, and
I just I got so high there and he told
me about all the best places to eat, and by
the time I left, like I was so paranoid because
I was so stoned. I ended up just going to
Carls Junior. And then I remember getting back to his places, like, oh,
would you think of like fucking free birds or whatever
(33:04):
you told was like like I went and got the
new big Mac style at Carlos Junior, and I remember
how disappointed.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
He Wasn't Big Carl, dude.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Big Carl, that's the right Carl came out.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
All right, So now we have By the way, I
forgot to ask you who has peggies for this show
because I don't want to read comments for too long.
Speaker 6 (33:24):
If we we have a this is how you remind
me which we were talking about? Nickel back? Oh yeah, Well,
here's a trivia question. Uh what conservative democrat was known
on Capitol Hill as mister blowdry?
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Whoa mister blow dry?
Speaker 5 (33:45):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (33:46):
When did the When is the thirtieth anniversary of trivial persubm.
Speaker 6 (33:49):
It's twentieth anniversary? Okay, and uh gosh, I'm holding the
box up here.
Speaker 5 (33:55):
Let's say I have published state on it.
Speaker 6 (33:57):
I want to say it's like two thousand and two
or something, but I could be wrong. Uh answer is
Gary Condit.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
Oh wow, oh wow?
Speaker 6 (34:08):
Remember that person?
Speaker 7 (34:09):
I have a you guys he it was a question
in the disappearance of that hid Yeah.
Speaker 6 (34:18):
I'm thinking this is from the year two thousand and
then the game came out in twenty twenty.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
And by the way, here here's my trivia question represented.
Speaker 6 (34:25):
By it supposed to be audio playing.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
No, my question is Gary Kanan was represented by.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
Oh oh, garysh thank you.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
That's the only logical answer for me to be asking
this question, which.
Speaker 5 (34:39):
Is a nice. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Well then with that in mind, I think that should
be it for comments and let's heat into it. This
is how you remind me. And then yeah, GTFO, let's uh,
what do you think?
Speaker 3 (34:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (34:52):
And what's that whoop?
Speaker 4 (34:54):
This this is.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Yeah yeah, So mister Fondlier, the four is yours. You
go ahead and set this up and I'll get the
audio ready to play on my end.
Speaker 6 (35:20):
All right, So this is from episode number seventy one,
going back to May of twenty seventeen. This is a
story that Caitlin told about his dog on a trip
to Yosemite with you, Dawson that traumatizes me to this
(35:40):
very day. I'm very excited to hear this clip. It
is a little long, but it's it's it's an insane story.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
We're looking around, we you know, we open the trunk,
Ringos out there, Me and Dawson. You know, I introduced
myself to John. Next thing, I know, I turn around
and Ringo's going full speed into this river and this
thing is.
Speaker 4 (35:59):
Moving really Oh yeah, he.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
Dies, right, he did not miss.
Speaker 7 (36:04):
This is some hardcore like Colorado River rapids at this point.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
And I had not really known how powerful. I mean,
it looks powerful. I was like, you could probably, you
could probably. He just jumped in and he just went
straight in there.
Speaker 5 (36:14):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
So he starts moving down the thing, taking my current,
and we're we're following him. I think I think I
could kind of go up to it and maybe get
him at an angle. But he's going way faster than
I thought. Dawson's like, you gotta go in there, and
I'm like, and I see him going by. Dawson just
doesn't think. The second he sees him, he dives right
into the freeze. This thing is freezing.
Speaker 4 (36:32):
Really forty degrees. Oh my god, this is snow run off.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Dawson goes straight into the river to try and grabber
and go hooks a finger on his collar and then
loses him. Goes into the.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
River, goes down the rapids.
Speaker 7 (36:47):
I fall now, I'm my knees are all fucked up.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
Hero didn't even throw the phone out, just just didn't
even think to stove in there.
Speaker 6 (36:57):
Oh my god, I did not hear this. That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
So yeah, so Ringo starts going down, so I take off.
I'm just running down this river. There's not a lot
of space in between the river and the rocks. I'm
climbing over the rocks. Tree branches are hitting me. I'm
running my fucking heart out. I stopped for a minute
after I think I've gone far enough to look to
see if he's coming down. Not coming down, look the
other way, and I see him. He's still going, So
I do. I just keep going. I just keep running.
(37:25):
He ends up coming out of what they call.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
Well, the big hole.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
Yeah, the big hole, which is where the rabbits turn
into just a body of water. So I'm I'm freaking out.
I'm scared as hell. I'm running, I'm totally out of breath.
And then I just see Ringo kind of perched on
a log.
Speaker 5 (37:39):
What's up?
Speaker 4 (37:39):
Man just took a rapid rapits.
Speaker 5 (37:48):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 6 (37:50):
I I literally we take my dog t on hikes,
and I am so obsessed about keeping here on the
leash until we are well on the path. Because of
your story, Galen.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
I remember it like it was yesterday. I mean, Ringo
must have only been about two one or two at
that time, like he was you know, I got him
when he was he was young, I think like seven
or eight or nine weeks old, and so by that point, yeah,
he probably was about a year old, and he just
he loved the water. He always loved the water, and
(38:22):
I just didn't I didn't think about it. And so, yeah,
he fucking went into that river. The whole thing happened.
And then every he he still loved the water after that,
like he would go in a kiddie pool, but any
kind of pool or the ocean or any he was
scared shitless after that. So I think that traumatized him
right there.
Speaker 4 (38:40):
Damn.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
I tried to get him into the pools at one point.
He would not fucking go in. He liked the ocean
before that, like he kind of play around the water.
After that, he was fucking like, no way, I'm getting.
Speaker 6 (38:49):
Near that thing in Dawson the fucking hero jumping into
the river.
Speaker 7 (38:53):
I forgot about that, Yeah, And well what I did
was I jumped on a there was I remember there
was a rock that was like submber of big rock,
submerged in the water by a couple of so at first,
I just jumped on this rock and I was in
the river. Then when I reached down and I almost
(39:14):
had the collar, that's when I completely completely fell in.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
I remember it like Dawson's hand like on the caller
like it almost a grip that he had, and then boom,
it just popped right off and down he went.
Speaker 5 (39:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
I I listening back to that, I it sounds like
my only concern was Dawson's cell phone, which certainly was
not the case.
Speaker 5 (39:35):
I'm wondering if I knew the end of this story
or something.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Maybe Ringo told it off, Ringo had come home or something,
and I made my piece of the fact that he
was ultimately gonna live. But my my only thing I
said in that clip was your phone survived. Sounds pretty
heartless when I listened back to.
Speaker 5 (39:51):
It like that. So yeah, all right, Well we're.
Speaker 7 (39:55):
Like my uh turning a noun into a verb because
it demonstrated the economy of words.
Speaker 5 (40:03):
No, you rised it.
Speaker 7 (40:04):
I don't know how much time I would have lost
if I said I put it in rice. Yeahn that
was so long.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Well, you know what, guys, since there are no outros,
I want to do one last comment because I had
this one queued up and I think it's a good one.
And this one is from Ryan's scripts and it says,
don't sleep on the nutty pig. These guys aren't putting
peanut butter on a burger because on a slider rather
because it sucks. And I want to get your guys's
(40:31):
thoughts if looking at this menu of a place that
appears to be called Easy Slider, they start with the
Plane Jane, which is just beef and cheddar, and then
they go down the road. They've got the classic, the Roadside,
the Sweet Lowdown, the Nutty Pig, and the It's All Gouda.
And I want each one of us to pick which
one their favorite from the description is. For me, it's
gonna be the Roadside, the Angus beef, cheddar, bacon, barbecue sauce,
(40:52):
grilled halapenos, which is really strong. And then the thing
that really throws it over the edge for me, Crispy
Fried onions. You put Krispy Fried onions on a burger
for me, that's pretty ardne deal.
Speaker 3 (41:02):
Yeah, I'm not a big barbecue sauce on my burger. Guy,
I feel like it kind of overpowers it. I'm looking
at the It's All Guda right now, and that's where
my mind's going. Angus bee, smoked gouda, roast garlic mayo,
that's what I like. Sauted mushrooms, but I can see
two offerings on this fucking list that make me angry.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Yeah, the nutty Pig and the Sweet and Lowdown are
really going to be controversial. But let's like Dawson and
Matt pick and then we'll tell what those abominations are.
Speaker 7 (41:28):
Yeah, I'm gonna be uh around the corner having a
big caral because these people have displayed a complete lack
of respect for a cheeseburger. I wouldn't eat anything that
comes out of this fucking kitchen.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Fuck these people, Okay, and a resident a resident food expert.
Speaker 6 (41:49):
Let's catch it that way. You're right, Gary, as the
resident food expert. While I enjoy a burger with bacon
and barbecue sauce and crispy fried onions, I would take
advantage of the diverse and interesting menu provided by the
easy slider. The nutty Pig with peanut butter. I probably
wouldn't go to typically, but given that the clementer suggested it,
(42:11):
I guess I would take that. If I just saw
the menu without a suggestion, I might go for the
Sweet and Lowdown. God bacon cheesez It's strawberry jam.
Speaker 5 (42:22):
See Matt.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
The problem here, though, is that you sit on a
throne of lies. You would jump at the opportunity to
say the nutty pig, just because I know how you
ordered cocktails. You want to say the most outlandish thing
that's on the menu. So I don't think you would
want to say sweet and lowdown. I think you would
want to say one nutty pig, kind sir.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
I would shout it to the rooftop based on just
your ordering of burgers in the past, the one that
Gary picked, like, that's all you, buddy.
Speaker 5 (42:45):
That's all you.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
You would enjoy the het and you still would order
the fucking nutty pig over it, just because it's fucking
good one they got over there. It's something different.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
It's a great impression of me, gailor well, thank you,
Ryan scrips. That was I love something with a with
a a visual component, and even more so one where
we can spark debate based off of it. So Ryan scripts,
you enjoy your peanut butter, you monster. All right, let's get.
Speaker 5 (43:08):
Around the horn.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
Go around the horn and get our plugs in and
then we will GTFO and get into our Patreon show.
Oh did I mention we have a Patreon Patreon dot
com slash water Cooler where you can go and subscribe
for as little as five bucks a month and get
the second half of the show. Well, I didn't know
who's gonna plug? Yeah that was my plug. So who
else has a plug?
Speaker 5 (43:27):
Kaitlin?
Speaker 2 (43:27):
You want to fucking around or something?
Speaker 3 (43:29):
Patreon because you can not only get the continuation of
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episode ad free every week, but we also have the
movie Club to here and this week was my pick,
and I picked the epic action movie Starship Troopers that
I rewatched last night and just so happy that I
(43:49):
decided on that choice. I got thoughts, but I couldn't
have been happier watching it when I did yesterday. So
if you want to hear us talk about Starship Troopers,
fucking sign up for that Patreon.
Speaker 5 (43:58):
Yep, I get to watch it tonight. Dos what do
you got?
Speaker 7 (44:03):
I want to say thank you to all the Bobos
who bought my stickers and my first record.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
Oh yeah, that's a clment that I didn't get to.
Can you explain again how to do that? Because somebody
asked in the colmments and I didn't get to that.
Speaker 7 (44:16):
Yes, I will thank you and everyone who did it
all of those are going out tomorrow. I went to
the post office today to do it and the line
was eighty million fucking people like NOE. I also included
a compilation record I've produced and a Smoke and Kills CD.
(44:39):
So you're getting bonus. You're getting bonus stuff for your
twenty five bucks. The easiest thing to do is venmo
me twenty five bucks to Dos Angeles anywhere in the
United States. I'll send you five dude stickers, plus the
bonuses and rat I think you can include your address
in a Venmo note.
Speaker 4 (44:59):
That's how I've gotten some of.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Them, and your Venmo is at Los Angeles for those
who might be one, that's it.
Speaker 6 (45:04):
Are you still including your phone number as part of
the deal? I listened to the last episode and you
were I'll give you my fucking phone on I have.
Speaker 4 (45:10):
Somebody really asked for it. I'll just give it to him.
Speaker 7 (45:12):
I don't give a shit but now, but anyway, June
twenty first, I'm at the Ice House in Pasadena. And
June twenty second, just booked opening for Darren Carter party
Starter in Torrance at a place that I think used
(45:36):
to be called The End and now it's called mom said, yes,
there's some weird I don't know. It's in Torrance and
it's gonna be fun, and I'm doing a long set.
I get to feature open for opening for Darren Carter.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
A social media he'll he'll put the details there. I'm
quite certain.
Speaker 4 (45:56):
That too.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
Yeah, well, Chris has never been able to figure it
out to help you out. People put all the information
on their social media and then forget to plug their
fucking social media.
Speaker 5 (46:04):
So follow Los Angeles. There you go.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
You get all the details right there, nice and neat
Matt Fondelier, what do you got?
Speaker 6 (46:10):
Uh yeah, check out our other half of our podcasts
that you love listening to each week because we keep
talking and you might enjoy it. Hon dot Com slash
water Cooler.
Speaker 5 (46:21):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
As Kaitlin referred to recently, that's those are the shows
where you're most likely to find him in his claws.
So yeah, definitely don't don't miss Patreon because it's it's
a lot of fun and we're usually very punchy.
Speaker 5 (46:33):
Because we record it right after we record what you're
listening to right now.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
With that refill and with that said, let's go get
our refills and get right into it.
Speaker 5 (46:39):
We love you, goodbye,
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