July 16, 2025 • 54 mins
The guys chat about Cleveland in 2006, massage parlors, and parking spaces.
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Speaker 1 (00:12):
Hey, welcome, water Cool. Thank you so much for tuning
in and hanging out with us. I feel bad, guys,
I faked everybody out. I know you thought that was
Dawson doing the mouth licks and it was not. Mike
Dawson is not here. I'm gonna start the introductions by saying,
who's not here? And uh, Dawson can't make.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
It this week.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
But uh, but you know, I thought i'd give us
a little taste with some mouthflicks that were indiscernible from
the real thing. I'm sure, so I hope you enjoyed.
It's it's a very hard voice to mimic, but but yeah,
we'll see Dawson next week. So thank you so much
for tuning in, though you still got your mouth licks
by yours truly, And let me introduce everybody else is here?
(00:54):
Who is here? Because you know how it goes. I
Chris Locks. I want to kick it in my crol
digital budds of yesterday ye with me today. All the
way in Austin, Texas, it's Matt Fondelier, Hey brother, Hey Matt.
And then all the way in Orange County, California, it's
Gary Smith.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Hat it that was my best a.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Really, it's better than your Gary impression. I think, like
I think there was just I mean impression that is
just some real stink. And then somewhere beneath that extra
long beard this week in Long Beach, California, like myself,
(01:39):
it's kaylin Bean.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
What's going on? That was a little bit more Batman.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I liked it, though, Yeah, does voices is tough to mimic.
You know, when you were talking about Gary impressions earlier,
I thought of the worst insult was one of the
worst insults I've ever heard was whoever was married to
Fred Armison? She was on mad Men. She played uh
peg Peggy a mad Man. I forget her real name.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
She's on.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yes, House house Maids, No, No Handmaids God.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah, yeah, Elizabeth Moss. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
There is a quote from her about after they got
divorced or.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
She was married to Fred Armis. She was wow, I
never knew that, and.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
They were crazy and they asked for a statement from
her about Fred about Fred and she she said, the
best impression that are the Yeah, the best impression that
Fred Armison does is Fred Armison as like.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
He wow, you know what I heard? He said? In retaliation,
he said no, Moss.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Of course he did, Matt, and I appreciate that, dude.
Matt is, by the way, for those listening, Matt is
patting himself on the back physically like he's took.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Me way longer to click than I'm proud of.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
I was thinking, you know, some shows try to avoid
swearing for the first few minutes. They don't get your
monetized on YouTube. We just got to try to avoid
the Matt dad joke in the first time.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I like it. I like that Matt.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Matt's puns and dad jokes have gone bilingual. They've got
international yep. So yeah, he's not even doing English. It's
not sticking to English anymore. And I think we can
all appreciate it. So Jen came home the other day
a little, a little bothered. I want to get your
guys' thoughts on this, because, look, getting gifts for your
(03:44):
significant other. I mean, is it tough for you, guys,
or is it easy? I mean I think it needs
to be tough, right, unless unless you make it easy
and go like, oh, yeah, today's our cardboard year, right, Matt, But.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
See the cardboard yere was the easiest lot of you
kidding me?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Our bonds a year.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Yeah exactly. Yeah, but so I.
Speaker 6 (04:06):
I mean, look, anniversary gifts, if you're following that convention,
are you know it should be hard? I think I
think it should be hard.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
I think that it's a lot easier if you have
like the forethought, like if you can plan far enough ahead,
because the goal really with the gifts is you wait
till they're just in conversation. They don't know it months
before they go, oh, i'd really like this thing, and
then it goes away. So if you can clock that
and remember it and you have like the wherewithals remember Okay, yeah,
I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna get that for in
a month or two, then it's a lot easier. But
(04:36):
I can I'm always scrambling, like two weeks.
Speaker 7 (04:39):
I actually started like a notes list, of course, and
it's it's so much easier that way, because I would
say from you know, November through May, there's a lot
of gift given going on between the holidays, the birthdays,
the anniversaries, the Valentine's Day, and you get a little
(05:00):
I get a little bit of reprieve over the summer.
But if I'm not back in action, like getting ready
to buy stuff in you know, mid October. You know
we're gonna be in trouble. We're gonna be in big trouble.
So I got to make sure there's a good list
of things to go.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Off of, the pro move, keeping the tally throughout the
year of anything that she just goes, Oh, that's cool
and that's.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Good, right.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
I just I need to check in on this when
it's pool season. Julie's just not getting flowers to save
her life. Is that what we're hearing here?
Speaker 5 (05:27):
We did lego flowers.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
I remember, we remember, No, we did more.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
We did more this year. They're in the other room.
Speaker 7 (05:33):
I'd get them, but then I'd come back and show
them off, and then you guys would be like the suck.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
We would never do that, I know, we just wouldn't comment. Yeah,
we would do that too, but while you're away.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
It's the honesty that's that's really why we're still friends,
you know, So let's keep it real.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
I think I'm too focused on the element of surprise
when I when I want them, I want her I
want her to be.
Speaker 6 (06:03):
I'm not saying you learn nothing.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
I want her to be surprised. Still, even though she's
hint she hints heavily at certain things or whatever. I
still would like her to be somewhat surprised and please
that way too, because that's fun to do. But but
a tried and true thing that I will get is
a gift card to a massage parlor, a certain one
(06:30):
that she enjoys easy. I get her like a straight
up ninety minute session, and then whenever she wants to go,
I'll watch the kid go off, go do your thing,
And that's it's tried and true.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
It's fine the good time.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Just to be clear, is this for a happy ending
or not? Some of the words you were using.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
IM not saying weirdly enough.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
There is a massage parlor really close to where I
live that she won't go to because she thinks like
it kind of has that vibe. It's three in the morning,
though I've heard it's awesome, so.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
She's just really happy looking guy.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Everyone walks out of there with some pep in their step.
So she goes to this one place. I don't want
to name it yet because what I could say is slanderers.
So she came back after you say the slanders. No,
I don't think i'll name it at all. I'm saying
that now because I think Caylen knows where it is
to and I would like him to.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Not name it.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Okay, good because I know Amy goes there.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Good move, Kalen. Separate yourself from this.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
So she comes back a little distraught from this massage
parlor and and I was, what's wrong. She's like, I'm
getting a massage and I hear this guy and this
is like a legit part of town. It's very you know,
above board, And she hears a drunk guy walk in. Well,
she's assuming he's drunk, just based off the slurring, but
(08:08):
straight up walks into like where all the massage things
are because they're just separated by like curtains. It's not
dry wall or anything like that, so you can hear
what's going on. Everyone's just listening to the music and
being quiet. It's fine, but this drunk guy comes in
and just slurs. Is this kind of the way Matt talks?
Is this one of those places that gives happy endings?
(08:30):
Just like yeah, I mean it almost exactly what Matt
said earlier, And and you just hear like kind of
mumbling underneath. It's like, oh, how much forty I only
got twenty and now Jens so.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
What the answer was, Yes, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Really but Jens.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Then Jens missus walks out and it's like now murmuring
under his or her breath and just like and like
and like stifling this guy and then comes back a
little distraught and just continues with Gent's massage. And now
all Gen's thinking about is, oh, my god, is this
one of those places that does that? And and to
(09:11):
which I replied, impossible, and that guy.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Would be rather uncomfortable with just curtains separating the massage
chairs versus the drywall.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
And it's like, okay that from what I've heard, from
what I've heard from people who have had this procedure done, procedure.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
At this location, but.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
Part of the same chain, just a different location.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
That's right, is that you don't necessarily say it that verbatim.
There are moves you do. Mm hmm, what's wrong? Carry
Gary sitting back again? You know it's the kids signed.
When Gary just gets away from as far away from
his microphone as physically possible, he's silent.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Tell me more.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
I mean, okay, I cannot believe you are having this
conversation right now.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
From what I've heard explain the moves. I know two
people who have had it done, and their move is
had it done there? The move was because I've asked.
I I was, I was curious and how what the
what the?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Oh? Yeah, what'd you ask?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Strictly reasearch for the record, I would never I would never.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
But finish the sentence.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Yeah, finish.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
He's going to be involved now, man, en scene, no
end scene, We're still going here, here we go. The
move is you kind of just motion with your hips
to imply like at the right time, is it not right?
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Well, how would you know, Gary? What is it? Then?
Speaker 6 (10:55):
I don't know what it is. I would have no
fucking idea. But it's not the drugging. You don't do
the elvis like you mean motion with your.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Hit, using your hips, using your Okay, if I was
lying straight down, here we go.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
This is like an overhead shot that works for the record.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
I did not do this.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
If I was lying straight down, like horizontally, and then
hands started going, you know, towards the waste area, you
kind of just do a little shuffle. Oh this is
a little a little shovele, a little circular motion. Oh man,
with yeah, the lower part of your body like that,
(11:39):
and then it kind of acused them like, okay, this,
but you don't you don't walk into the common.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
Area and it's always sunny.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
You don't walk into the common area and ask for
batim because you know what, that sounds like a cop.
I don't enough cops see that either, But it's just
it's a little too obvious.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
So I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I don't have an answer of you know what he
was expecting her who he was, but definitely bothered Jen, And.
Speaker 6 (12:13):
Well, I mean, I can I ask a question that
maybe will help Gen's concerns and I don't want you
to reveal your gift, but I have to assume that
a ninety minute massage is more than forty dollars. Doesn't
the price point suggest that the answer was not yes,
and it's forty dollars for a happy ending.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Right, Yeah, you're correct to look at these facts in
this because Gary, my first reaction one I heard forty
dollars was that's that's quite a horrible I did not
think that is a bargain that I did not think that. Yeah,
I figured, like, if they're going to be breaking the lawn,
risking their license and risking their business. It's a heavier
(13:00):
risk than you know, double Andrew Jackson. So you're can
look it up if that's it, right, that's it.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
He's on there.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
So we're like a Benjamin.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
You'd feel like it could be maybe Benji sounds like
a lot though, but well, hey, we know Kaitlin's price
beat all the stranger.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I don't know, man, I don't know a lot.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Just what about you, Matt? What's your what would be
your price be?
Speaker 5 (13:32):
To do?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
It depends?
Speaker 5 (13:35):
Do is to have to be for the full ninety
minutes or no?
Speaker 4 (13:38):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
I don't think so. I mean it depends not many clients.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
Many clients were talking about an hour. Here, we run
some numbers.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Matt just pulled out a spreadsheet. I'm gonna worried, but yeah,
my first thought was that is that's pretty freaking affordable.
So that's why that's also the reason why, I mean.
Speaker 7 (13:54):
I appreciate it is counter He countered a twenty, and
I too would be upset. I want to know did
she come down to thirty or did she call the
deal off? Like what happened? That's why she's mad.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Rights, that's why she's upset. Yeah, she's upset it had
his bargaining skills. She's like, this is absurd.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Nobody.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
You can't just go you can't start at fifty percent.
That's like, it's so funny. Whenever I if I ever
post anything on Facebook, marketplace or offer.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
Up then sorry, yeah, a lot of dogs lass.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
It's pretty absurd.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Like I'll post something of like one hundred and fifty
bucks and the people just spawn, like four I'd like
to offer thirty dollars. It's like, who, I'm insulted. I
am insulted by by this offer. And then you know,
I get them up to fifty and we move on
with their lives. But but yeah, the lowballers. Man, this
(14:46):
guy was lowballing.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Again quite literally.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
Yeah, the warri choice.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
But yeah, she was. She was just she was bothered
by it.
Speaker 6 (14:57):
So let me ask you this, Chris, does this mean
you were going to be buying gift car it's from
a different establishment going forward?
Speaker 2 (15:01):
How bothered? What is she?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
She is pretty bothered? But I mean I like the
place for her, not for me. I don't I'm not
a big massage guy, but but I like, I don't know,
it's easy to get gift cards there, and so I'm
just like, I'm in denial right now. I refuse to
believe that this is one of those establishments.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
But I don't know.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Now you've got to find a new establishment to get
the gift cards from.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Sounds like we don't know that. We don't know that, Kaylan.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
I'll based on Chen's response, but gift card from there
is going to be quite that at present anymore.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Here's the sake.
Speaker 6 (15:36):
Sure you got her a gift card for forty dollars
next time, there we go.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Here's how I live my life, Kaylan. I'm like a
trial and error guy. I would rather buy the gift card,
surprise her again, and then if she says something, then
I deal with it. Then then having to communicate and
ask having to communicate, Oh wait, what's.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
The timeline between when she's going to receive this gift?
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Oh no, she that's what she used it for.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
Oh she used it for that.
Speaker 6 (16:10):
Okay, yeah, again, receive this gift. The word choices are just.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
You know, I blame it. I blame it on the
sex industry. They're just taking all metaphors from us, like
I want to use these, I want to use just
any say, you want to look at this look at
this smut. But like Jen like speaking the trial and error,
So Jen gets, really, what's the word I think annoyed
(16:37):
of me? When I like, if we're meeting some people somewhere,
Like if we were going to let's say Matt came
to California and wanted to actually want to hang out
with us. So let's say Matt came to California and
actually called us to hang out, and we're like, we're like, okay,
let's go meet at the Irvine Spectrum.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
That's just what I would want to do. Guyst's go
hang out ten minutes from your house, but ninety minutes
I'll be.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Staying classic Matt style. Yeah, just always in the middle
of the night.
Speaker 5 (17:13):
So yeah, seriously.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
So so if we pulled up to the Irvine Spectrum,
my move would be I kind of know the vicinity
were Matt is, let's just go find him where. She's like,
you should call and just tell him you're here. No,
I kind of want to just find him, and I
would go do that.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
And why would you look, what would be the first
that you would go to?
Speaker 6 (17:34):
No, hold on, I know the answer to this. It's
the Wood Ranch Barbecue. Would find you? I too, would
not be texting Matt. I would know that he's getting
some bistits and.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Of the air.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Yeah, And it's more fun that way too. So it's
like like I like to just check it out and
then communicate. May not be my strongest skill, but I
will work on it. But for the most part, it's
just more fun for me. I like to live my
life as a game, and that way I can win more.
Speaker 7 (18:01):
I I love my parents, but they are notorious for
if I ever met them at a restaurant, they would
text me like what table they're sitting at in relation
to when I walk in, Like when you walk in,
we'll be in the back left corner, as if this
this billy I'm about to walk into the size of
a Costco, Like I'm pretty sure I'm gonna walk in
(18:22):
and I'm gonna find you guys real quick.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
I'm the same way Matt. Yeah, I like to do
the I like to just take the lap until I
find you.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
So okay, me and you're me and you're some Podica
on this So everyone spectrum next week.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
Who's who's buying? Baby?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Oh wow, I mean.
Speaker 5 (18:44):
This guy's buying that. You didn't let me finish.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Oh okay, sorry, got it. I should let you finish.
Excuse me.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
All right, look, we got we got stuff again into
we got comments. I know Matt had a t o
D that he wanted. He wanted to as well, So
why don't we Why don't you do Matt's to D
first and we'll do some that seems enthused about this.
This is a game changer, I think.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
It is is the.
Speaker 7 (19:09):
I want to get your thoughts on this. Parking lots,
parking lot rules, perhaps rules, question mark etiquette. Maybe let's
let me let me ask you guys for your thoughts.
So here in Texas we have like the biggest parking
lots in the world. Like you'll literally be in a
parking lot for like a quarter mile, you'll still be
(19:29):
in the same parking lot.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
Really really wide lanes.
Speaker 7 (19:33):
Now, oftentimes in parking lots, they paint the lines like
perfectly horizontal, so as you're driving through the lanes, it's
completely perpendicular to the car. But sometimes if it's a
two lane, a two way lane, the lines will be
(19:53):
kind of a diagonal angle, you know what I'm saying.
So if you're coming down it's a little easier to
pull into onto your right, okay. And similarly, if you're
coming from the other direction, those lines are also diagon
also that when they pull to the right, it's easier
for them to come out.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
You guys following what I'm saying, yes, yeah, okay.
Speaker 7 (20:11):
So now I shall also put out these lanes are
really really long, really really long.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Here.
Speaker 7 (20:16):
So I've been in this lane for a very long time,
and I see on the left hand side where the
diagonal lines are really not pointed in my favor. They're
pointed kind of away from my car. But it's a
wide enough lane. Do I have the priority and the
ability to turn into.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
That lane.
Speaker 6 (20:40):
Coming at you? At it within vision? If you can
see another car that is headed towards that spot on
the right side, then you are not allowed to cross over.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
Okay. Well, well, I feel like if I'm in this lane,
I got my turn signal on, I got my left
clicker on, and then I see a spot way way
at the front there, and I am about to get
into that spot, and then I see another car just
then approaching my lane. I already got my clicker on. Baby,
(21:11):
that's my spot.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
No, No, yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
I I yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
It depends on the time because the way you're putting it,
it does sound like it's kind of your spot at
that point, especially when you had the clicker going before
the car turns. Yeah, into the lane, it's already established.
Speaker 6 (21:27):
So but hold on a second here, in this scenario,
the way you're describing it, it's not that these spots
are both both angled. It's like one side is angled
for the people in that lane and the other side
is angled for the people in that lane, so that
in order for you to get into that spot, you
basically have to make a U turn.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
That's correct.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Yeah, well that's what I was.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
It's like, so this person, when this person has been
on a journey, Matt, the one that you're like, this
person has been on a journey and you just got there,
and you're you're gonna take You're gonna take as a
heir spot.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
I mean, I don't think it's his or her spot.
That's exactly my point. But were you going to say, Kalen.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Yeah, when you have to do the turn in and
you need to back up again and then put and
then then it kind of almost creates such an awkward
situation that it's like the other guy's thinking, why didn't
I just get the spot. But why don't you just
that's when you just back in.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
You have to just cross the lane and then back
and that's it.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Oh my god, I'm gonna throw Welcome to the.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
What's wrong with backing into a parking.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Spot that's not angled?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
When they're angled like that, you don't do it, Kaitlyn.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
You know when they're angled, you don't back into a spot.
What kind of bullshit is that?
Speaker 1 (22:37):
What difference is that it's called being a functional member
of a society.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
This is no, kaylin.
Speaker 6 (22:44):
Here's the reason, because if you were backed into a
spot that is angled like that, then when you are
exiting the spot, you are entering into a lane where
presumably cars are coming directly at you.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
You would where you would be able to see them
coming very clearly. You just pull across the lane into
the next one. You would be able to see them.
Speaker 6 (23:01):
To make the U turn in the opposite direction in
order to do that.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
No, you just cross that lane and go into the
other one that's going down that way.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
It's a two way lane.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
Yeah, no, what Galen, You're making perfect sense, my brothers.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
The problem with this at all, this is ridiculous. Better,
if you can see them forward, then it would be
more safe.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
In fact, now I'm on my argument it would be even.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
More safe for you to pull out the spot if
they're angled that way and you're backed in, because you
could see them coming so much more clearly, whereas backing
backing out it's a lot tougher to see them.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
So I think I just proved my point.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
You know, Kaling, you proved your point and my point,
and I appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
I would be pretty disgusted at this, Gary, But for
some reason, I'm feeling optimistic because I wrote in my
notes that I can't wait to hear what Matt returned
to that house where he took that game.
Speaker 7 (23:59):
You were here when that when I revealed that, I
think when my my mother in law was here, she
finished a book that she was reading on her flight,
and so my wife returned it to the bookcase on
behalf of our house.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
I am not only was it not Matt's belonging, but
he had his wife do it for him instead.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Yes, Gary, I'm disgusted.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
Yeah, that's basically the equivalent of like taking four quarters
from the take of penny thing and then putting back
like a damaged penny.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
I miss Dawson.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Yeah, the diagonal spaces are tough, Like I can think
of a few places where I do that, But I
don't know. Maybe I'm just too much of a pushover.
Maybe I gotta be living my life the way Matt
lives his life.
Speaker 7 (24:47):
I just think the diagonal it's it's cute, but it's
not really even that necessary. Like the clicker, the tersinal
is the law in a parking lot lane, you.
Speaker 5 (24:57):
Know, like length of time in the late and.
Speaker 7 (25:01):
The order in which the clickers come on, I feel like,
are the first two things you have to consider when
you're discussing whose spot it is. And this diagonal nonsense
is just making it is making people like Gary give
up spots that are rightfully his.
Speaker 6 (25:16):
No, you're wrong, the turn signal being king and you know,
being able to being the first one to see the site.
I agree that's the law if they're perpendicular, but when
they are angled to suggest that if you are on
in this lane, these spots on the right are for you,
and the spots on the left that are angled the
other way are for the people in that lane, then
the clicker means nothing.
Speaker 7 (25:37):
Let me ask you something, Gary, if there was no
car approaching, and it was more or less an empty
parking lot. But but I guess I should say it's
half full. All the spots on the right, they're all taken.
You can't pull into those spots on the right. Would
you take a spot on the left, even if it
was diagonally against you?
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Isn't it?
Speaker 6 (25:56):
Isn't that exactly what I said at the beginning of this. Yeah,
if there's no car in that lane approach, then yes,
you have full full utility. But if you are in
the lane that is angled for you to your side,
and there is another car even way in the distance
in that lane, then that spot goes to them.
Speaker 7 (26:15):
Okay, what if they're not in the lane yet. What
if you're like, you've been in this lane, you got
stuck behind another car for like ninety seconds, and now
you finally see that spot. It's like the very very
last spot, which for another person is the very very
first spot. They're actually approaching the lane. You know, from
the entrance to the parking lot. You've been in this
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lane for a long time. Are you saying that that
person who just happens to be coming by the front
of the of the establishment can just immediately pull in
and take that spot.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Yes, wow, but you can you have the market.
Speaker 5 (26:51):
This is one life we leave.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
This is exactly first come, first serve.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
That's what parking spots are.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
First come, first serve, first one there gets the thing exactly.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
I agree with you Kitlen his first come, first serve.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
But if you're if you're essentially at the spot that's
on the other side, that's angled away from you, and
there's another car coming way down the fucking way, fucking
first come, first serve, baby, I'm taking that fucking spot.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
No, not if they're not.
Speaker 6 (27:16):
If they're in the lane and there's no way for
them to exit it, you're taking. You're taking a spot
that should be theirs. They went down the right way
of that.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
I was there first.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
I would if they were closer to the spot, I
would give them a little bit credit. But if they're
way down that's I was there first. I get the spot.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
I get the spot, my spot, and this is parking end.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
That's what I was shouting. By the way, Yeah, as
I whipped into the spot, my wife was not happy
with me, and I said, you know what, my brothers
would back me up on this. When I bring this up.
They understand and of course I knew I could count
on Kaylin the rest of you. I missed Austin.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
All right, well, we do have some lawments here. We also,
I haven't done a bust and makes me feel good
in a hot minute too, So maybe I'll do a
quick excerpt from that, and then we shall do some comments.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Listen makes me feel good once again. These are all
ironically the name of gens I Missidic.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Okay, I knew it, I knew it.
Speaker 6 (28:26):
You can just skip this segment this week, babe.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
I just saw a glance left, I saw a notebook,
and I thought, I haven't done this in a minute,
so it's worth it, all right. Once again, These are
excerpts from my journal from two thousand and six, when
I took a road trip with fifteen other guys around
the country in a school bus we bought. We're all
about twenty years old. Eighteen to twenty years old. All right,
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so last left.
Speaker 6 (28:55):
Off falls but two guys that you know who have
gotten that service we're on this bus, no neither.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
Well, yeah, it was a procedure. Gary.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
All right, So last week left off was Chicago had
the best pizza in my life, That deep dish pizza
I left. I left out one excerpt from Chicago and
it said we went to this place called the Virgin
Record Megastore. I got a T shirt with a baby
with an afro on it and it says, remember who
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you are?
Speaker 2 (29:33):
What knowledge?
Speaker 5 (29:36):
What was that like?
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Remember who whatever?
Speaker 1 (29:41):
It spoke to me, man, It was a baby with
an afro and it said remember who you are. I
also bought NFL Madden O six for my Nintendo DS.
Really fun, Gabe, Yeah, we were. We were hard on
the DS back in the back thing, cause that's.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
Like kind of when you're on a road trip. That's yeah,
that's solid.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
This is before smartphones, man, So I mean we're linking up.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
You don't need to tell me about the d S.
Speaker 5 (30:07):
Excuse me, are we still talking about the massage poll
or that genes?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
To just let us link up, man, Why do you
have to make this at anything else?
Speaker 2 (30:14):
We just want to link up.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
And then we went to Cleveland because that's we went
to go see Mikey, my buddy Mikey one last time.
He left the road trip to fly to Cleveland because
his grandpa was passing away. And he's like, come over here.
Speaker 5 (30:30):
And sounds like a great along the way.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
You know, I got that story wrong. I forget why
he went to Cleveland. Wasn't because of his grandpa. Maybe
it's just because his grandpa's getting older, but it wasn't
because just passing away.
Speaker 5 (30:42):
But gosh, everybody, come hang out. We got a couple
of days.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Get that story. I'm I'm that was off of memory.
That wasn't what I wrote, because I'm like, why did
why did Mike you leave? He'll he'll text me. He
listens to this show, so he'll text me. But we
went to Cleveland to see Mikey one last time.
Speaker 5 (30:59):
Mike is about parking lots by the way, and.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
For our final hurrah, he took us to this buffet
called the Golden Corral.
Speaker 5 (31:09):
Oh yeah, we got those out here in Austin.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
I'm sure you got those. Yeah, wrote We've never none
of us have ever been. And the food was enough
to make you full and sick. It was gross food,
but Mike's a good friend and it was worth it.
Adam said, I didn't think anyone could get corn wrong,
but these guys did.
Speaker 5 (31:29):
So wow.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
And then someone told me and Adam a thing or
two about Cleveland, and I wrote some bullet points about Cleveland.
I will preface this with this was two thousand and six,
and times must have changed, I could imagine, but this
was This was the low down that we got about
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Cleveland when getting to Cleveland.
Speaker 5 (31:54):
And we should also say we love our fans in Cleveland.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
We do, We love them so so much.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Okay, So with that said, number one, it's still okay
to beat up your kids.
Speaker 5 (32:09):
Oh my god, Jesus, this is what you've learned.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
This was two thousand and six.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
This was what people, someone from Cleveland was telling me
about Cleveland.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
And now that's what they wanted to impart.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Number two, all the white girls are racist. And then
I wrote in parentheses, which I've seen firsthand. I do
remember a horrible, horrible moment. I don't even want to
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tell you guys what happened, but it was very racist
and very terrible.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
All right, I'll tell you. So.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
We're just like in like a neighborhood in the suburbs,
and an African American child was biking down the street
and a white woman gets out, opens the door and yells,
get out of here, go back to where you came from.
This is our country. Straight up, Just like horrifyingly racist.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
And what they should have done was beat the kid
because that's apparently allowed.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Number three, all the kids are into bad stuff and
getting into fights.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
I mean that could be anywhere, though, you know.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
And number four, basically, Cleveland is this old hillbilly.
Speaker 5 (33:36):
Again we love our fans.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Is what I was. This is, this is what I
was told to be. What I think? Do you know
who told you all this stuff? I do?
Speaker 1 (33:46):
I don't want to say, Grandpa. Basically, Cleveland is this
old hillbilly hick town that hasn't progressed yet. But look,
this was two thousand and six, guys, it's twenty twenty five.
Times are different.
Speaker 6 (34:01):
I mean, if this was nineteen seventy six, maybe I
would be okay with this, but I feel like times
can't have changed that much.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
In nineteen years we also met a guy named Smoothie.
Speaker 5 (34:15):
Now coming on that I just gotta go right past it. Yeah,
Smoothie King.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
So what we did was h No, I didn't ask
if he was if he was royalty of any sort.
Speaker 5 (34:24):
But it was twenty years ago.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
All the people that we all the fun people that
we ran into, we let them tag our bus and
decorate it and he wrote Smoothie on the side, like
in big letters, like he didn't put his MySpace no,
but we had we did have myspaces on the bus though.
People's MySpace urals were definitely.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
I remember from the guy in Roe Island.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Oh yeah, yeah, So Smoothie wrote it, and he just
had one request and he says, please, if you can
do this, take a picture next to the beach with
my tag showing, and please email it to me. That
is one like big question from us. He wanted a
picture of the bus on the beach with the Smoothie.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Tag and he probably never got it right.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Spoiler alert, we got it. Yeah, I'll dig up the picture,
but it's pretty epic. And then last night I went
to best Buy and got factory iPod headphones. I don't
know why I had to be so specific about that,
but I've always wanted them for a while.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Oh, I guess I.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
At best Buy, some dude at the door sees that
I came out of the school bus and is stoked
on our story. He was a really good guy. He
was wondering what we were thinking going to this hell
hole that is Cleveland, and his words not mine, So
our Cleveland fans and that wasn't the first time we've
heard that. I guess a lot of people really hate
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their hometown. Not suit Cleveland, but yeah, people are like,
why are you here?
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Why are you here?
Speaker 1 (35:51):
So anyway, kind of interesting moments of a town that
you know, we never really thought we spend that much
time in. But there you go.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Chicago, A little bit Chicago, and some Cleveland for you too.
Speaker 5 (36:05):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
And lastly, I want to get into some comments here.
We haven't done comments on the on the main show,
the Big Show, the Free Show in a minute, so
let's do that and then we will GTF all right,
Bill's over to you, says all the white girls are racist,
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and look if you're from Cleveland. One, I'm sorry once
again that that was not me who initiated or generated
any of any of those words about your fine city.
That's just what was told to me, and I was
reiterating that, okay. And number two, if you if you
have if you want to argue or agree, then leave
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me the comments. Let's hear from you. Preferably agree with me.
I mean argue. I don't know what I want.
Speaker 6 (36:59):
Okay, Really, Drew Carrey comments one rocks.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
There you go, all right, these are so there are
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Speaker 2 (37:35):
Matt, you shut up.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
I'm sorry, dog of yours is really going on?
Speaker 7 (37:42):
I know, Well, one of my buddies is traveling right now,
and I'm just being a nice friend and offered to
let his dog stay here.
Speaker 5 (37:50):
And now there's a third dog in the mix, just
for this week. And you know, my my.
Speaker 7 (37:55):
Boy just got his balls chopped off, so he's already
in a bit of a of a state, and other
dog is just pushing his buttons a little bit.
Speaker 5 (38:02):
I'm you know, we're dealing with it.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
It's all part of it. It's all part of it,
all right.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
So and then also if you want to leave comments,
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he says, I need Kaylin to flick this if he
has if he has seen it, and it is the
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movie A Scanner Darkly from two thousand and six.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
Never heard of it, but it's I'm intrigued.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
It's like if you took a Keanu Reeves movie and
turned an Instagram filter all the way up to where
it's like and almost animated.
Speaker 5 (38:48):
It's a Richard Linklater movie.
Speaker 7 (38:50):
He used the technology and a couple other movies like
Waking Life, and then more recently there was a movie on.
Speaker 5 (38:56):
Netflix called Apollo eleven. I want to say something like that.
Speaker 7 (39:01):
I think it's called like rotoscoping, where they film it.
They film it with cameras and then an artist draws
over every frame and like paints over it, so it
looks like film, but it's very like, uh, this is
Barking is wonderful. It's a little bit more fantastical and
it's kind of animated over the video.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
What do you think of it?
Speaker 5 (39:23):
I gotta I gotta make sure that that they're okay.
Sometimes I like it.
Speaker 7 (39:27):
That movie Waking Life is an all time classic, uh
scanner darkly. I saw it one time and it went
over my head. It's like a sci fi it's based
on a on a short story. I would give it
another watch one of these days.
Speaker 5 (39:40):
But the Apollo one was also fantastic, So I just
think it depends on the writing and whatnot.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
I realize I don't think i've ever seen Actually, I
can confirm I have not seen any of the Matrix sequels.
I've only seen the first Reason, but I heard that.
I heard that the second one is decent enough.
Speaker 4 (40:02):
Well it's not really, but there is a fucking awesome
fight slash chase sequence that occurs in the movie. Like
the movie is like, nah, whatever. I mean, it's not
totally horrible, but it's not great. But there is one
sequence when they're fighting like on a freeway with like
these two guys, and it's it's really really awesome.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Yeah, that one's cool.
Speaker 6 (40:25):
I mean, I thought you guys were talking about like
the more recent like the fourth one. I've seen two
and three.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Oh sure, I haven't seen two or three or Resurrection
I think is the new new one. But yeah, all right,
maybe i'll check. Maybe i'll check it out.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
I did.
Speaker 4 (40:40):
I think people were pretty hard on those when they
first came out, you know, not that they bage they
might be all right, Like I mean, at least the
two and three, the recent one.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
Just don't even bother.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
With that one.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Whoever's doing movie Club next, just to just toss by
the way, it was bothering me because it couldn't have
been Apollo eleven.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
The movie Matt was talking about is Apollo ten and
a half. Think you sorry? I couldn't help myself? Are
you serious? Yes? Oh? Uh?
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Alvaro Ziragoza, he says, I woke up this morning with
some in pain, insane pain on my right foot. Guess
who discovered he's part of the gout gang? Oh buddy,
not a look. You have support, you have a support
system here. But uh yeah, not a fun not a
fun time. So I'm sorry. I'm sorry to hear that.
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I I went to a trade show a few weeks
ago in Orlando. I've talked about it, and I had
like a flare up in my ankle, so I couldn't
put any pressure on my ankle for like two days,
like I could. I was just limping around on a
trade show floor for two days just walking.
Speaker 5 (41:48):
Sorry, I'm back, where are you guys? Talking to gout?
Speaker 4 (41:53):
And well, I sorry, you're gonna continue it, but Matt,
your thoughts on Matrix two and three?
Speaker 7 (42:00):
Oh, okay, the second one is pretty fucking awesome.
Speaker 5 (42:05):
The freeway chase in particular at the end is amazing.
It doesn't really.
Speaker 7 (42:09):
It's nowhere near as good as the first one, but
it was pretty entertaining to watch again, sort of the
beginning of CGI really becoming a little bit much. The
third one I saw one time in the theaters and
it was like one of the worst experiences in my life.
I thought it was so, so terrible. And then number
four I watched it was like a direct to streaming
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Christmas Day release a few years.
Speaker 5 (42:34):
Ago, and I just thought it was pretty good. But
everybody I know thought it was dog shit. So I
don't know, I'd have to try that one again too.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
I think that's a general consensus. Then, Yeah, just maybe
we were so the recency biased with just how good
that first Matrix was and what it made you feel
that you just wanted that again. You know, it's hard
to even replicate that at all. So we were a
little maybe we were a little too harsh on it.
Let's see. Oh so anyway, I was limping around for miles. Yeah,
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on the Strait Show, nobody said a word. I'm holding
everybody back. Everyone's doing very nice, but they didn't know
me that well, so they just thought I had a
permanent limp and it was very sweet and I didn't
have to address it at all with anybody. Joseph Landis writes,
when were the acs glory years for you guys? I
really miss when you all were making the ship conquer
(43:25):
the seas? Want to go back and relive those times? Hmmm.
Speaker 4 (43:32):
Mine was essentially from the moment I got hired up
until Covid.
Speaker 3 (43:36):
I would say, it was all those years.
Speaker 4 (43:39):
If that's yeah, two, that's like from twenty thirteen to
twenty nineteen, So that's what I mean.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
That's a lot, that's a that's a big era, man.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
Yeah, but I.
Speaker 4 (43:46):
Feel like that whole Yeah, all those all those years
were equally as fun as you know each other.
Speaker 5 (43:52):
Yeah, for me, it was like right until the day
that Klan was hired that you know, it was the
really early day. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (43:59):
Could your higher worked out so much better than.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
Kidding?
Speaker 5 (44:05):
You know?
Speaker 2 (44:06):
I just know that.
Speaker 7 (44:09):
The times when we were probably I guess it had
to be around the when we were first starting up
this podcast, so you know, twenty fifteen, twenty sixteen, I
guess Kaylan saying twenty thirteen. But those that was kind
of when we were really hitting our rhythm. When there
was it was really kind of becoming a bit of
a frat house. There were quite a lot of people there.
Those holiday parties were pretty off the charts.
Speaker 5 (44:33):
You know.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
Yeah, me, all right, what was the question the best
years working in Corolla? Yeah? What are the glory years
for you?
Speaker 6 (44:42):
I mean, I'm kind of with Kaylin, Like, once we
got Kaylin there, it really started to hum. But I say,
for me personally, it was probably the years that I
was living with Matt.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
Oh, that's nice, that's nice, especially because Gears lived with
Kaylan do.
Speaker 3 (44:56):
I was going to say that before Breakfast the k
One thing.
Speaker 6 (45:01):
Right now, to be fair, be fair, The reason that
the Kling years were not included in that was because
I didn't really live with Kaylin. I was going to
say that I could rent for Kaylin and lived with
my girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
But yes, I enjoyed those years as well.
Speaker 6 (45:16):
But the real like memory, like core memories that stick
out or sort of once I kind of folded into
Matt's friend group and he and I were working and living.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
Together like that was that was awesome. That was pretty cool, right,
good call? All right?
Speaker 1 (45:30):
Oh and and for me, yeah, same era as well.
I mean, you know, I I have great moments from
every every year that I've that I've been there and
and really memorable things, especially because we started in twenty ten.
It was like a new medium and just watching it
evolve and all the crazy things that we could do
and people are like, oh, I can't over for getting
away with this.
Speaker 6 (45:49):
It's it was awesome. So yeah, when when did Blink
one age Shrew come in? Because that was pretty pretty
hot year as your booking? Right, No, absolutely, like August booking?
Speaker 2 (46:02):
How dare you? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (46:05):
But either way, like, look, I actually thinking about, like
what one of the most fun years it was before
I became the producer in twenty eighteen because I didn't
have to take it as seriously as I had to,
and it was just kind of fun just being around.
Speaker 4 (46:21):
And I was gonna say, I mean, the guy's question
is like he wants to go back and actually listen
to those years, So like, if you want like a
timeframe to go back and listen to it. Sounds like
we're all kind of talking about between twenty fifteen sixteen
to like, No.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
The Earliers are awesome too, So I mean, no offense
to Kaelin, but I would go I would start like
around two thousand and eleven, twenty twelve. That's when we
really I thought we really hit a stride of what
we were doing.
Speaker 6 (46:46):
Yeah, basically figure out the date that we killed Asama
Bin Laden.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
Let's start there.
Speaker 7 (46:53):
Because on that day, that great day our podcast began
to sing was free.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
So yeah, I would look around around that era, Joseph.
But and let's know what you think too, because yeah,
I was. I remember there's some really really fun moments
and in times there that I'm quite fond of. Alrighty,
let's see anymore. Let's see a Patreon comment as well.
Let's see Jim Blake on Patreon rights. Congrats on the
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new fridge, Chris, Oh, I should do the drop.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
Congrats on the new fridge.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
I'm all about the fridge life, that fridge life. And
I can tell you that interior cameras and custom temperature
areas are not worth it.
Speaker 2 (47:39):
I have both. I have both.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
Okay, brag, I have both and never use either for
any practical purpose. I still don't even understand why my
fridge has inside cameras, except to prove that the light
does not go off when the doors closed, or maybe
it just comes on when when the camera turns on.
But I've never ever been in the grocery store and
wonder if I had milk or eggs and had to
log into the app to check. It's never once happened log.
Speaker 6 (48:06):
Into the app. You don't log in once and stay
signed in. Yeah, we have to talk about this man
that you got kicked a little box. There is nothing
more annoying than getting booted out of an app that
I could stay logged.
Speaker 5 (48:24):
It when it happens to me, it's start reaching to people.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
Yeah, it's quite annoying. So but I didn't get them.
Someone told me I should have get the middle uh
the middle drawer, the temperature drawer, because you could call
it your own personal But it's too late. I was
like that that that was convincing enough, but it didn't happen.
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And then uh oh and on patron Darren Sutton writes,
holy ship Gary did act the ship out of that.
Speaker 2 (48:56):
Wow, what did you act out? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (49:01):
That's the glory of this show, people, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
All right, Well, our last climb on Facebook, Ryan scripts Rights.
Does anyone have thoughts on having a woman as a
wing man?
Speaker 2 (49:16):
It works very well, It works so well, very well.
So I've heard.
Speaker 1 (49:21):
No, it's good because it because a woman hanging around
you already created disarmed this guy.
Speaker 6 (49:27):
This woman can tolerate him, so I might be able
to I feel safe with him, like you know, or
that she feels safe with him, so like he's probably
not a monster.
Speaker 2 (49:37):
Like that's a it's a big move.
Speaker 1 (49:39):
Yeah, and he Ryan also writes, and I have no
along with my wife, have no problem being a married
guy and sitting at a friend's two a clock. But yes,
you've got to set up the shot and know when
to leave formation.
Speaker 5 (49:55):
So there you well said.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
I remember, I still think about the star all the time.
When we went we did shows in Vegas, Gary, and
we were all we all went. I took my girlfriend
now wife, my girlfriend and Jen and my buddy's like, yeah,
I'm in Vegas. I got tickets to Circuay Salila. You
want to come? I was like, I can't. I gotta
work tonight. We're doing show two shows with the hard rock.
(50:19):
Can my girlfriend go? Did she take it? And she'll
go to you guys, She's like, yeah, I got buddies here,
she should come along. And then she goes and I
just gotta I got buddies here, I got I got
a text like this is a bachelor party and Jen
is now just hanging out in this bachelor party all
night and supposedly they're pretty tame, so Jen kind of
(50:41):
just kind of encourage them to drink, like a party started.
Speaker 5 (50:44):
And she didn't get lucky, but no, and then they
met up.
Speaker 1 (50:46):
With us and partied all night and they had a
really good time because they were just gonna they're just
gonna watch that show and go to bed. It was
and uh and she kept the party going and basically
saved it, which I think should be a service or
at least some sort of Vegas comedy where a woman
provides help with bachelor parties to have more fun.
Speaker 2 (51:05):
I dig it, Thank you, Matt.
Speaker 1 (51:10):
Yeah, I think that's kind of cool, like bachelor parties
should hire, you know, like oh yeah, and you know
if she does magic even better?
Speaker 2 (51:18):
All right, Well that'll do it for this episode. Of Patreon.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
We're gonna we're gonna get I mean this episode one. Okay,
we'll get started on Patreon in just a moment. So
why don't we go around the horn get our plugs,
and then we'll GTFO. We'll start over there in Austin,
Matt so with you.
Speaker 5 (51:31):
You know, I I finished Mobland, which Keelan recommended, and
uh I got it just once again, back them up.
Speaker 7 (51:40):
Great call, dude, awesome show, great ending. It has been
renewed for a second season, and uh it ended in
a way that got me very excited for another season
one day. So Mobland, I think, is on Paramount Paramount,
so you.
Speaker 5 (51:58):
Know, if you know somebody that you can get password from,
you should check it out. Also Patreon dot com, slash
water cooler.
Speaker 1 (52:05):
Yes, Jen wants to get in a mob blanch. She
wants to start it, and I want to as well.
She's like to start a whole another show. It just
seems daunting, but.
Speaker 3 (52:14):
It might be a little tough for you.
Speaker 4 (52:16):
For don't you don't know we can I don't know
if you can watch every one of those episodes, which
again is a tell that it's probably pretty good.
Speaker 1 (52:24):
I hate, I hate that's how you describe it. I
hate that. You know, Gary, what's your plug?
Speaker 6 (52:31):
I'd like to plug the Massage Envy in Long Beach, California,
Patreon dot com, slash water cooler and uh yeah, just
come over and catch the second half of the show.
Speaker 1 (52:41):
For the record, it's not Massage Envy.
Speaker 2 (52:45):
Gosh, I knew it wasn't. That's why I said that.
Speaker 1 (52:48):
Okay, Caitlin, what about you.
Speaker 4 (52:52):
Just falling about with Michael Bean the episode I put
out today. As you're hearing this, my dad goes into
detail about how he hooked up with Kathy Lee Crosby.
Speaker 3 (53:00):
And I was so uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (53:04):
I was.
Speaker 4 (53:05):
I cannot tell you how uncomfortable I was sitting there
and I even voiced my concern at one point, and
I was like, Wow, what's the problem.
Speaker 3 (53:10):
What too much? I was like, yeah, fucking too much
for me.
Speaker 2 (53:13):
I saw that episode. I thought it was fine.
Speaker 1 (53:17):
Well, when he took his shirt off in the retelling,
it's just like, okay, this is I could see Klin
getting get reaching for that extra paper towel to wipe
a sweat.
Speaker 5 (53:26):
Well, the hard part was he took his shirt off
and then he tripped over the cables.
Speaker 1 (53:30):
Oh, how could you not? And then as for me, yeah,
please check out our Patreon. I play at Marina Wine
every Saturday. I'm playing at the Ordinary Long Beach one
of the saturdays this month too.
Speaker 6 (53:44):
Is there anywhere I could follow you on social media
that would have all these days?
Speaker 2 (53:48):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (53:48):
Uh, Loxey music, la Xi music.
Speaker 2 (53:50):
Please?
Speaker 1 (53:51):
All right, thank you, Gerry, first time we've we've done.
Speaker 2 (53:54):
That, all right, And I'll live Barkley. We love you
a good bye.
Speaker 5 (53:58):
Oh oh, I willn't be
Hey, welcome, water Cool. Thank you so much for tuning
in and hanging out with us. I feel bad, guys,
I faked everybody out. I know you thought that was
Dawson doing the mouth licks and it was not. Mike
Dawson is not here. I'm gonna start the introductions by saying,
who's not here? And uh, Dawson can't make.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
It this week.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
But uh, but you know, I thought i'd give us
a little taste with some mouthflicks that were indiscernible from
the real thing. I'm sure, so I hope you enjoyed.
It's it's a very hard voice to mimic, but but yeah,
we'll see Dawson next week. So thank you so much
for tuning in, though you still got your mouth licks
by yours truly, And let me introduce everybody else is here?
(00:54):
Who is here? Because you know how it goes. I
Chris Locks. I want to kick it in my crol
digital budds of yesterday ye with me today. All the
way in Austin, Texas, it's Matt Fondelier, Hey brother, Hey Matt.
And then all the way in Orange County, California, it's
Gary Smith.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Hat it that was my best a.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Really, it's better than your Gary impression. I think, like
I think there was just I mean impression that is
just some real stink. And then somewhere beneath that extra
long beard this week in Long Beach, California, like myself,
(01:39):
it's kaylin Bean.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
What's going on? That was a little bit more Batman.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I liked it, though, Yeah, does voices is tough to mimic.
You know, when you were talking about Gary impressions earlier,
I thought of the worst insult was one of the
worst insults I've ever heard was whoever was married to
Fred Armison? She was on mad Men. She played uh
peg Peggy a mad Man. I forget her real name.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
She's on.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yes, House house Maids, No, No Handmaids God.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah, yeah, Elizabeth Moss. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
There is a quote from her about after they got
divorced or.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
She was married to Fred Armis. She was wow, I
never knew that, and.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
They were crazy and they asked for a statement from
her about Fred about Fred and she she said, the
best impression that are the Yeah, the best impression that
Fred Armison does is Fred Armison as like.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
He wow, you know what I heard? He said? In retaliation,
he said no, Moss.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Of course he did, Matt, and I appreciate that, dude.
Matt is, by the way, for those listening, Matt is
patting himself on the back physically like he's took.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Me way longer to click than I'm proud of.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
I was thinking, you know, some shows try to avoid
swearing for the first few minutes. They don't get your
monetized on YouTube. We just got to try to avoid
the Matt dad joke in the first time.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I like it. I like that Matt.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Matt's puns and dad jokes have gone bilingual. They've got
international yep. So yeah, he's not even doing English. It's
not sticking to English anymore. And I think we can
all appreciate it. So Jen came home the other day
a little, a little bothered. I want to get your
guys' thoughts on this, because, look, getting gifts for your
(03:44):
significant other. I mean, is it tough for you, guys,
or is it easy? I mean I think it needs
to be tough, right, unless unless you make it easy
and go like, oh, yeah, today's our cardboard year, right, Matt, But.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
See the cardboard yere was the easiest lot of you
kidding me?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Our bonds a year.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Yeah exactly. Yeah, but so I.
Speaker 6 (04:06):
I mean, look, anniversary gifts, if you're following that convention,
are you know it should be hard? I think I
think it should be hard.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
I think that it's a lot easier if you have
like the forethought, like if you can plan far enough ahead,
because the goal really with the gifts is you wait
till they're just in conversation. They don't know it months
before they go, oh, i'd really like this thing, and
then it goes away. So if you can clock that
and remember it and you have like the wherewithals remember Okay, yeah,
I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna get that for in
a month or two, then it's a lot easier. But
(04:36):
I can I'm always scrambling, like two weeks.
Speaker 7 (04:39):
I actually started like a notes list, of course, and
it's it's so much easier that way, because I would
say from you know, November through May, there's a lot
of gift given going on between the holidays, the birthdays,
the anniversaries, the Valentine's Day, and you get a little
(05:00):
I get a little bit of reprieve over the summer.
But if I'm not back in action, like getting ready
to buy stuff in you know, mid October. You know
we're gonna be in trouble. We're gonna be in big trouble.
So I got to make sure there's a good list
of things to go.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Off of, the pro move, keeping the tally throughout the
year of anything that she just goes, Oh, that's cool
and that's.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Good, right.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
I just I need to check in on this when
it's pool season. Julie's just not getting flowers to save
her life. Is that what we're hearing here?
Speaker 5 (05:27):
We did lego flowers.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
I remember, we remember, No, we did more.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
We did more this year. They're in the other room.
Speaker 7 (05:33):
I'd get them, but then I'd come back and show
them off, and then you guys would be like the suck.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
We would never do that, I know, we just wouldn't comment. Yeah,
we would do that too, but while you're away.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
It's the honesty that's that's really why we're still friends,
you know, So let's keep it real.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
I think I'm too focused on the element of surprise
when I when I want them, I want her I
want her to be.
Speaker 6 (06:03):
I'm not saying you learn nothing.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
I want her to be surprised. Still, even though she's
hint she hints heavily at certain things or whatever. I
still would like her to be somewhat surprised and please
that way too, because that's fun to do. But but
a tried and true thing that I will get is
a gift card to a massage parlor, a certain one
(06:30):
that she enjoys easy. I get her like a straight
up ninety minute session, and then whenever she wants to go,
I'll watch the kid go off, go do your thing,
And that's it's tried and true.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
It's fine the good time.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Just to be clear, is this for a happy ending
or not? Some of the words you were using.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
IM not saying weirdly enough.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
There is a massage parlor really close to where I
live that she won't go to because she thinks like
it kind of has that vibe. It's three in the morning,
though I've heard it's awesome, so.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
She's just really happy looking guy.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Everyone walks out of there with some pep in their step.
So she goes to this one place. I don't want
to name it yet because what I could say is slanderers.
So she came back after you say the slanders. No,
I don't think i'll name it at all. I'm saying
that now because I think Caylen knows where it is
to and I would like him to.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Not name it.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Okay, good because I know Amy goes there.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Good move, Kalen. Separate yourself from this.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
So she comes back a little distraught from this massage
parlor and and I was, what's wrong. She's like, I'm
getting a massage and I hear this guy and this
is like a legit part of town. It's very you know,
above board, And she hears a drunk guy walk in. Well,
she's assuming he's drunk, just based off the slurring, but
(08:08):
straight up walks into like where all the massage things
are because they're just separated by like curtains. It's not
dry wall or anything like that, so you can hear
what's going on. Everyone's just listening to the music and
being quiet. It's fine, but this drunk guy comes in
and just slurs. Is this kind of the way Matt talks?
Is this one of those places that gives happy endings?
(08:30):
Just like yeah, I mean it almost exactly what Matt
said earlier, And and you just hear like kind of
mumbling underneath. It's like, oh, how much forty I only
got twenty and now Jens so.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
What the answer was, Yes, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Really but Jens.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Then Jens missus walks out and it's like now murmuring
under his or her breath and just like and like
and like stifling this guy and then comes back a
little distraught and just continues with Gent's massage. And now
all Gen's thinking about is, oh, my god, is this
one of those places that does that? And and to
(09:11):
which I replied, impossible, and that guy.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Would be rather uncomfortable with just curtains separating the massage
chairs versus the drywall.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
And it's like, okay that from what I've heard, from
what I've heard from people who have had this procedure done, procedure.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
At this location, but.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
Part of the same chain, just a different location.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
That's right, is that you don't necessarily say it that verbatim.
There are moves you do. Mm hmm, what's wrong? Carry
Gary sitting back again? You know it's the kids signed.
When Gary just gets away from as far away from
his microphone as physically possible, he's silent.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Tell me more.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
I mean, okay, I cannot believe you are having this
conversation right now.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
From what I've heard explain the moves. I know two
people who have had it done, and their move is
had it done there? The move was because I've asked.
I I was, I was curious and how what the
what the?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Oh? Yeah, what'd you ask?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Strictly reasearch for the record, I would never I would never.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
But finish the sentence.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Yeah, finish.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
He's going to be involved now, man, en scene, no
end scene, We're still going here, here we go. The
move is you kind of just motion with your hips
to imply like at the right time, is it not right?
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Well, how would you know, Gary? What is it? Then?
Speaker 6 (10:55):
I don't know what it is. I would have no
fucking idea. But it's not the drugging. You don't do
the elvis like you mean motion with your.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Hit, using your hips, using your Okay, if I was
lying straight down, here we go.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
This is like an overhead shot that works for the record.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
I did not do this.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
If I was lying straight down, like horizontally, and then
hands started going, you know, towards the waste area, you
kind of just do a little shuffle. Oh this is
a little a little shovele, a little circular motion. Oh man,
with yeah, the lower part of your body like that,
(11:39):
and then it kind of acused them like, okay, this,
but you don't you don't walk into the common.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
Area and it's always sunny.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
You don't walk into the common area and ask for
batim because you know what, that sounds like a cop.
I don't enough cops see that either, But it's just
it's a little too obvious.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
So I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I don't have an answer of you know what he
was expecting her who he was, but definitely bothered Jen, And.
Speaker 6 (12:13):
Well, I mean, I can I ask a question that
maybe will help Gen's concerns and I don't want you
to reveal your gift, but I have to assume that
a ninety minute massage is more than forty dollars. Doesn't
the price point suggest that the answer was not yes,
and it's forty dollars for a happy ending.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Right, Yeah, you're correct to look at these facts in
this because Gary, my first reaction one I heard forty
dollars was that's that's quite a horrible I did not
think that is a bargain that I did not think that. Yeah,
I figured, like, if they're going to be breaking the lawn,
risking their license and risking their business. It's a heavier
(13:00):
risk than you know, double Andrew Jackson. So you're can
look it up if that's it, right, that's it.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
He's on there.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
So we're like a Benjamin.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
You'd feel like it could be maybe Benji sounds like
a lot though, but well, hey, we know Kaitlin's price
beat all the stranger.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I don't know, man, I don't know a lot.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Just what about you, Matt? What's your what would be
your price be?
Speaker 5 (13:32):
To do?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
It depends?
Speaker 5 (13:35):
Do is to have to be for the full ninety
minutes or no?
Speaker 4 (13:38):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
I don't think so. I mean it depends not many clients.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
Many clients were talking about an hour. Here, we run
some numbers.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Matt just pulled out a spreadsheet. I'm gonna worried, but yeah,
my first thought was that is that's pretty freaking affordable.
So that's why that's also the reason why, I mean.
Speaker 7 (13:54):
I appreciate it is counter He countered a twenty, and
I too would be upset. I want to know did
she come down to thirty or did she call the
deal off? Like what happened? That's why she's mad.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Rights, that's why she's upset. Yeah, she's upset it had
his bargaining skills. She's like, this is absurd.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Nobody.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
You can't just go you can't start at fifty percent.
That's like, it's so funny. Whenever I if I ever
post anything on Facebook, marketplace or offer.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
Up then sorry, yeah, a lot of dogs lass.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
It's pretty absurd.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Like I'll post something of like one hundred and fifty
bucks and the people just spawn, like four I'd like
to offer thirty dollars. It's like, who, I'm insulted. I
am insulted by by this offer. And then you know,
I get them up to fifty and we move on
with their lives. But but yeah, the lowballers. Man, this
(14:46):
guy was lowballing.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Again quite literally.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
Yeah, the warri choice.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
But yeah, she was. She was just she was bothered
by it.
Speaker 6 (14:57):
So let me ask you this, Chris, does this mean
you were going to be buying gift car it's from
a different establishment going forward?
Speaker 2 (15:01):
How bothered? What is she?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
She is pretty bothered? But I mean I like the
place for her, not for me. I don't I'm not
a big massage guy, but but I like, I don't know,
it's easy to get gift cards there, and so I'm
just like, I'm in denial right now. I refuse to
believe that this is one of those establishments.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
But I don't know.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Now you've got to find a new establishment to get
the gift cards from.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Sounds like we don't know that. We don't know that, Kaylan.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
I'll based on Chen's response, but gift card from there
is going to be quite that at present anymore.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Here's the sake.
Speaker 6 (15:36):
Sure you got her a gift card for forty dollars
next time, there we go.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Here's how I live my life, Kaylan. I'm like a
trial and error guy. I would rather buy the gift card,
surprise her again, and then if she says something, then
I deal with it. Then then having to communicate and
ask having to communicate, Oh wait, what's.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
The timeline between when she's going to receive this gift?
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Oh no, she that's what she used it for.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
Oh she used it for that.
Speaker 6 (16:10):
Okay, yeah, again, receive this gift. The word choices are just.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
You know, I blame it. I blame it on the
sex industry. They're just taking all metaphors from us, like
I want to use these, I want to use just
any say, you want to look at this look at
this smut. But like Jen like speaking the trial and error,
So Jen gets, really, what's the word I think annoyed
(16:37):
of me? When I like, if we're meeting some people somewhere,
Like if we were going to let's say Matt came
to California and wanted to actually want to hang out
with us. So let's say Matt came to California and
actually called us to hang out, and we're like, we're like, okay,
let's go meet at the Irvine Spectrum.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
That's just what I would want to do. Guyst's go
hang out ten minutes from your house, but ninety minutes
I'll be.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Staying classic Matt style. Yeah, just always in the middle
of the night.
Speaker 5 (17:13):
So yeah, seriously.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
So so if we pulled up to the Irvine Spectrum,
my move would be I kind of know the vicinity
were Matt is, let's just go find him where. She's like,
you should call and just tell him you're here. No,
I kind of want to just find him, and I
would go do that.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
And why would you look, what would be the first
that you would go to?
Speaker 6 (17:34):
No, hold on, I know the answer to this. It's
the Wood Ranch Barbecue. Would find you? I too, would
not be texting Matt. I would know that he's getting
some bistits and.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Of the air.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Yeah, And it's more fun that way too. So it's
like like I like to just check it out and
then communicate. May not be my strongest skill, but I
will work on it. But for the most part, it's
just more fun for me. I like to live my
life as a game, and that way I can win more.
Speaker 7 (18:01):
I I love my parents, but they are notorious for
if I ever met them at a restaurant, they would
text me like what table they're sitting at in relation
to when I walk in, Like when you walk in,
we'll be in the back left corner, as if this
this billy I'm about to walk into the size of
a Costco, Like I'm pretty sure I'm gonna walk in
(18:22):
and I'm gonna find you guys real quick.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
I'm the same way Matt. Yeah, I like to do
the I like to just take the lap until I
find you.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
So okay, me and you're me and you're some Podica
on this So everyone spectrum next week.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
Who's who's buying? Baby?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Oh wow, I mean.
Speaker 5 (18:44):
This guy's buying that. You didn't let me finish.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Oh okay, sorry, got it. I should let you finish.
Excuse me.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
All right, look, we got we got stuff again into
we got comments. I know Matt had a t o
D that he wanted. He wanted to as well, So
why don't we Why don't you do Matt's to D
first and we'll do some that seems enthused about this.
This is a game changer, I think.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
It is is the.
Speaker 7 (19:09):
I want to get your thoughts on this. Parking lots,
parking lot rules, perhaps rules, question mark etiquette. Maybe let's
let me let me ask you guys for your thoughts.
So here in Texas we have like the biggest parking
lots in the world. Like you'll literally be in a
parking lot for like a quarter mile, you'll still be
(19:29):
in the same parking lot.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
Really really wide lanes.
Speaker 7 (19:33):
Now, oftentimes in parking lots, they paint the lines like
perfectly horizontal, so as you're driving through the lanes, it's
completely perpendicular to the car. But sometimes if it's a
two lane, a two way lane, the lines will be
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kind of a diagonal angle, you know what I'm saying.
So if you're coming down it's a little easier to
pull into onto your right, okay. And similarly, if you're
coming from the other direction, those lines are also diagon
also that when they pull to the right, it's easier
for them to come out.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
You guys following what I'm saying, yes, yeah, okay.
Speaker 7 (20:11):
So now I shall also put out these lanes are
really really long, really really long.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Here.
Speaker 7 (20:16):
So I've been in this lane for a very long time,
and I see on the left hand side where the
diagonal lines are really not pointed in my favor. They're
pointed kind of away from my car. But it's a
wide enough lane. Do I have the priority and the
ability to turn into.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
That lane.
Speaker 6 (20:40):
Coming at you? At it within vision? If you can
see another car that is headed towards that spot on
the right side, then you are not allowed to cross over.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
Okay. Well, well, I feel like if I'm in this lane,
I got my turn signal on, I got my left
clicker on, and then I see a spot way way
at the front there, and I am about to get
into that spot, and then I see another car just
then approaching my lane. I already got my clicker on. Baby,
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that's my spot.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
No, No, yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
I I yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
It depends on the time because the way you're putting it,
it does sound like it's kind of your spot at
that point, especially when you had the clicker going before
the car turns. Yeah, into the lane, it's already established.
Speaker 6 (21:27):
So but hold on a second here, in this scenario,
the way you're describing it, it's not that these spots
are both both angled. It's like one side is angled
for the people in that lane and the other side
is angled for the people in that lane, so that
in order for you to get into that spot, you
basically have to make a U turn.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
That's correct.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Yeah, well that's what I was.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
It's like, so this person, when this person has been
on a journey, Matt, the one that you're like, this
person has been on a journey and you just got there,
and you're you're gonna take You're gonna take as a
heir spot.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
I mean, I don't think it's his or her spot.
That's exactly my point. But were you going to say, Kalen.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Yeah, when you have to do the turn in and
you need to back up again and then put and
then then it kind of almost creates such an awkward
situation that it's like the other guy's thinking, why didn't
I just get the spot. But why don't you just
that's when you just back in.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
You have to just cross the lane and then back
and that's it.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Oh my god, I'm gonna throw Welcome to the.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
What's wrong with backing into a parking.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Spot that's not angled?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
When they're angled like that, you don't do it, Kaitlyn.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
You know when they're angled, you don't back into a spot.
What kind of bullshit is that?
Speaker 1 (22:37):
What difference is that it's called being a functional member
of a society.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
This is no, kaylin.
Speaker 6 (22:44):
Here's the reason, because if you were backed into a
spot that is angled like that, then when you are
exiting the spot, you are entering into a lane where
presumably cars are coming directly at you.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
You would where you would be able to see them
coming very clearly. You just pull across the lane into
the next one. You would be able to see them.
Speaker 6 (23:01):
To make the U turn in the opposite direction in
order to do that.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
No, you just cross that lane and go into the
other one that's going down that way.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
It's a two way lane.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
Yeah, no, what Galen, You're making perfect sense, my brothers.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
The problem with this at all, this is ridiculous. Better,
if you can see them forward, then it would be
more safe.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
In fact, now I'm on my argument it would be even.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
More safe for you to pull out the spot if
they're angled that way and you're backed in, because you
could see them coming so much more clearly, whereas backing
backing out it's a lot tougher to see them.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
So I think I just proved my point.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
You know, Kaling, you proved your point and my point,
and I appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
I would be pretty disgusted at this, Gary, But for
some reason, I'm feeling optimistic because I wrote in my
notes that I can't wait to hear what Matt returned
to that house where he took that game.
Speaker 7 (23:59):
You were here when that when I revealed that, I
think when my my mother in law was here, she
finished a book that she was reading on her flight,
and so my wife returned it to the bookcase on
behalf of our house.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
I am not only was it not Matt's belonging, but
he had his wife do it for him instead.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Yes, Gary, I'm disgusted.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
Yeah, that's basically the equivalent of like taking four quarters
from the take of penny thing and then putting back
like a damaged penny.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
I miss Dawson.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Yeah, the diagonal spaces are tough, Like I can think
of a few places where I do that, But I
don't know. Maybe I'm just too much of a pushover.
Maybe I gotta be living my life the way Matt
lives his life.
Speaker 7 (24:47):
I just think the diagonal it's it's cute, but it's
not really even that necessary. Like the clicker, the tersinal
is the law in a parking lot lane, you.
Speaker 5 (24:57):
Know, like length of time in the late and.
Speaker 7 (25:01):
The order in which the clickers come on, I feel like,
are the first two things you have to consider when
you're discussing whose spot it is. And this diagonal nonsense
is just making it is making people like Gary give
up spots that are rightfully his.
Speaker 6 (25:16):
No, you're wrong, the turn signal being king and you know,
being able to being the first one to see the site.
I agree that's the law if they're perpendicular, but when
they are angled to suggest that if you are on
in this lane, these spots on the right are for you,
and the spots on the left that are angled the
other way are for the people in that lane, then
the clicker means nothing.
Speaker 7 (25:37):
Let me ask you something, Gary, if there was no
car approaching, and it was more or less an empty
parking lot. But but I guess I should say it's
half full. All the spots on the right, they're all taken.
You can't pull into those spots on the right. Would
you take a spot on the left, even if it
was diagonally against you?
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Isn't it?
Speaker 6 (25:56):
Isn't that exactly what I said at the beginning of this. Yeah,
if there's no car in that lane approach, then yes,
you have full full utility. But if you are in
the lane that is angled for you to your side,
and there is another car even way in the distance
in that lane, then that spot goes to them.
Speaker 7 (26:15):
Okay, what if they're not in the lane yet. What
if you're like, you've been in this lane, you got
stuck behind another car for like ninety seconds, and now
you finally see that spot. It's like the very very
last spot, which for another person is the very very
first spot. They're actually approaching the lane. You know, from
the entrance to the parking lot. You've been in this
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lane for a long time. Are you saying that that
person who just happens to be coming by the front
of the of the establishment can just immediately pull in
and take that spot.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Yes, wow, but you can you have the market.
Speaker 5 (26:51):
This is one life we leave.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
This is exactly first come, first serve.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
That's what parking spots are.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
First come, first serve, first one there gets the thing exactly.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
I agree with you Kitlen his first come, first serve.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
But if you're if you're essentially at the spot that's
on the other side, that's angled away from you, and
there's another car coming way down the fucking way, fucking
first come, first serve, baby, I'm taking that fucking spot.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
No, not if they're not.
Speaker 6 (27:16):
If they're in the lane and there's no way for
them to exit it, you're taking. You're taking a spot
that should be theirs. They went down the right way
of that.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
I was there first.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
I would if they were closer to the spot, I
would give them a little bit credit. But if they're
way down that's I was there first. I get the spot.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
I get the spot, my spot, and this is parking end.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
That's what I was shouting. By the way, Yeah, as
I whipped into the spot, my wife was not happy
with me, and I said, you know what, my brothers
would back me up on this. When I bring this up.
They understand and of course I knew I could count
on Kaylin the rest of you. I missed Austin.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
All right, well, we do have some lawments here. We also,
I haven't done a bust and makes me feel good
in a hot minute too, So maybe I'll do a
quick excerpt from that, and then we shall do some comments.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Listen makes me feel good once again. These are all
ironically the name of gens I Missidic.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Okay, I knew it, I knew it.
Speaker 6 (28:26):
You can just skip this segment this week, babe.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
I just saw a glance left, I saw a notebook,
and I thought, I haven't done this in a minute,
so it's worth it, all right. Once again, These are
excerpts from my journal from two thousand and six, when
I took a road trip with fifteen other guys around
the country in a school bus we bought. We're all
about twenty years old. Eighteen to twenty years old. All right,
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so last left.
Speaker 6 (28:55):
Off falls but two guys that you know who have
gotten that service we're on this bus, no neither.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
Well, yeah, it was a procedure. Gary.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
All right, So last week left off was Chicago had
the best pizza in my life, That deep dish pizza
I left. I left out one excerpt from Chicago and
it said we went to this place called the Virgin
Record Megastore. I got a T shirt with a baby
with an afro on it and it says, remember who
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you are?
Speaker 2 (29:33):
What knowledge?
Speaker 5 (29:36):
What was that like?
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Remember who whatever?
Speaker 1 (29:41):
It spoke to me, man, It was a baby with
an afro and it said remember who you are. I
also bought NFL Madden O six for my Nintendo DS.
Really fun, Gabe, Yeah, we were. We were hard on
the DS back in the back thing, cause that's.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
Like kind of when you're on a road trip. That's yeah,
that's solid.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
This is before smartphones, man, So I mean we're linking up.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
You don't need to tell me about the d S.
Speaker 5 (30:07):
Excuse me, are we still talking about the massage poll
or that genes?
Speaker 1 (30:10):
To just let us link up, man, Why do you
have to make this at anything else?
Speaker 2 (30:14):
We just want to link up.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
And then we went to Cleveland because that's we went
to go see Mikey, my buddy Mikey one last time.
He left the road trip to fly to Cleveland because
his grandpa was passing away. And he's like, come over here.
Speaker 5 (30:30):
And sounds like a great along the way.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
You know, I got that story wrong. I forget why
he went to Cleveland. Wasn't because of his grandpa. Maybe
it's just because his grandpa's getting older, but it wasn't
because just passing away.
Speaker 5 (30:42):
But gosh, everybody, come hang out. We got a couple
of days.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Get that story. I'm I'm that was off of memory.
That wasn't what I wrote, because I'm like, why did
why did Mike you leave? He'll he'll text me. He
listens to this show, so he'll text me. But we
went to Cleveland to see Mikey one last time.
Speaker 5 (30:59):
Mike is about parking lots by the way, and.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
For our final hurrah, he took us to this buffet
called the Golden Corral.
Speaker 5 (31:09):
Oh yeah, we got those out here in Austin.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
I'm sure you got those. Yeah, wrote We've never none
of us have ever been. And the food was enough
to make you full and sick. It was gross food,
but Mike's a good friend and it was worth it.
Adam said, I didn't think anyone could get corn wrong,
but these guys did.
Speaker 5 (31:29):
So wow.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
And then someone told me and Adam a thing or
two about Cleveland, and I wrote some bullet points about Cleveland.
I will preface this with this was two thousand and six,
and times must have changed, I could imagine, but this
was This was the low down that we got about
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Cleveland when getting to Cleveland.
Speaker 5 (31:54):
And we should also say we love our fans in Cleveland.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
We do, We love them so so much.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Okay, So with that said, number one, it's still okay
to beat up your kids.
Speaker 5 (32:09):
Oh my god, Jesus, this is what you've learned.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
This was two thousand and six.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
This was what people, someone from Cleveland was telling me
about Cleveland.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
And now that's what they wanted to impart.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Number two, all the white girls are racist. And then
I wrote in parentheses, which I've seen firsthand. I do
remember a horrible, horrible moment. I don't even want to
(32:45):
tell you guys what happened, but it was very racist
and very terrible.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
All right, I'll tell you. So.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
We're just like in like a neighborhood in the suburbs,
and an African American child was biking down the street
and a white woman gets out, opens the door and yells,
get out of here, go back to where you came from.
This is our country. Straight up, Just like horrifyingly racist.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
And what they should have done was beat the kid
because that's apparently allowed.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Number three, all the kids are into bad stuff and
getting into fights.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
I mean that could be anywhere, though, you know.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
And number four, basically, Cleveland is this old hillbilly.
Speaker 5 (33:36):
Again we love our fans.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Is what I was. This is, this is what I
was told to be. What I think? Do you know
who told you all this stuff? I do?
Speaker 1 (33:46):
I don't want to say, Grandpa. Basically, Cleveland is this
old hillbilly hick town that hasn't progressed yet. But look,
this was two thousand and six, guys, it's twenty twenty five.
Times are different.
Speaker 6 (34:01):
I mean, if this was nineteen seventy six, maybe I
would be okay with this, but I feel like times
can't have changed that much.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
In nineteen years we also met a guy named Smoothie.
Speaker 5 (34:15):
Now coming on that I just gotta go right past it. Yeah,
Smoothie King.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
So what we did was h No, I didn't ask
if he was if he was royalty of any sort.
Speaker 5 (34:24):
But it was twenty years ago.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
All the people that we all the fun people that
we ran into, we let them tag our bus and
decorate it and he wrote Smoothie on the side, like
in big letters, like he didn't put his MySpace no,
but we had we did have myspaces on the bus though.
People's MySpace urals were definitely.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
I remember from the guy in Roe Island.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Oh yeah, yeah, So Smoothie wrote it, and he just
had one request and he says, please, if you can
do this, take a picture next to the beach with
my tag showing, and please email it to me. That
is one like big question from us. He wanted a
picture of the bus on the beach with the Smoothie.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Tag and he probably never got it right.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Spoiler alert, we got it. Yeah, I'll dig up the picture,
but it's pretty epic. And then last night I went
to best Buy and got factory iPod headphones. I don't
know why I had to be so specific about that,
but I've always wanted them for a while.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Oh, I guess I.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
At best Buy, some dude at the door sees that
I came out of the school bus and is stoked
on our story. He was a really good guy. He
was wondering what we were thinking going to this hell
hole that is Cleveland, and his words not mine, So
our Cleveland fans and that wasn't the first time we've
heard that. I guess a lot of people really hate
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their hometown. Not suit Cleveland, but yeah, people are like,
why are you here?
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Why are you here?
Speaker 1 (35:51):
So anyway, kind of interesting moments of a town that
you know, we never really thought we spend that much
time in. But there you go.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Chicago, A little bit Chicago, and some Cleveland for you too.
Speaker 5 (36:05):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
And lastly, I want to get into some comments here.
We haven't done comments on the on the main show,
the Big Show, the Free Show in a minute, so
let's do that and then we will GTF all right,
Bill's over to you, says all the white girls are racist,
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and look if you're from Cleveland. One, I'm sorry once
again that that was not me who initiated or generated
any of any of those words about your fine city.
That's just what was told to me, and I was
reiterating that, okay. And number two, if you if you
have if you want to argue or agree, then leave
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me the comments. Let's hear from you. Preferably agree with me.
I mean argue. I don't know what I want.
Speaker 6 (36:59):
Okay, Really, Drew Carrey comments one rocks.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
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Speaker 2 (37:35):
Matt, you shut up.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
I'm sorry, dog of yours is really going on?
Speaker 7 (37:42):
I know, Well, one of my buddies is traveling right now,
and I'm just being a nice friend and offered to
let his dog stay here.
Speaker 5 (37:50):
And now there's a third dog in the mix, just
for this week. And you know, my my.
Speaker 7 (37:55):
Boy just got his balls chopped off, so he's already
in a bit of a of a state, and other
dog is just pushing his buttons a little bit.
Speaker 5 (38:02):
I'm you know, we're dealing with it.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
It's all part of it. It's all part of it,
all right.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
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he says, I need Kaylin to flick this if he
has if he has seen it, and it is the
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movie A Scanner Darkly from two thousand and six.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
Never heard of it, but it's I'm intrigued.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
It's like if you took a Keanu Reeves movie and
turned an Instagram filter all the way up to where
it's like and almost animated.
Speaker 5 (38:48):
It's a Richard Linklater movie.
Speaker 7 (38:50):
He used the technology and a couple other movies like
Waking Life, and then more recently there was a movie on.
Speaker 5 (38:56):
Netflix called Apollo eleven. I want to say something like that.
Speaker 7 (39:01):
I think it's called like rotoscoping, where they film it.
They film it with cameras and then an artist draws
over every frame and like paints over it, so it
looks like film, but it's very like, uh, this is
Barking is wonderful. It's a little bit more fantastical and
it's kind of animated over the video.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
What do you think of it?
Speaker 5 (39:23):
I gotta I gotta make sure that that they're okay.
Sometimes I like it.
Speaker 7 (39:27):
That movie Waking Life is an all time classic, uh
scanner darkly. I saw it one time and it went
over my head. It's like a sci fi it's based
on a on a short story. I would give it
another watch one of these days.
Speaker 5 (39:40):
But the Apollo one was also fantastic, So I just
think it depends on the writing and whatnot.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
I realize I don't think i've ever seen Actually, I
can confirm I have not seen any of the Matrix sequels.
I've only seen the first Reason, but I heard that.
I heard that the second one is decent enough.
Speaker 4 (40:02):
Well it's not really, but there is a fucking awesome
fight slash chase sequence that occurs in the movie. Like
the movie is like, nah, whatever. I mean, it's not
totally horrible, but it's not great. But there is one
sequence when they're fighting like on a freeway with like
these two guys, and it's it's really really awesome.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Yeah, that one's cool.
Speaker 6 (40:25):
I mean, I thought you guys were talking about like
the more recent like the fourth one. I've seen two
and three.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Oh sure, I haven't seen two or three or Resurrection
I think is the new new one. But yeah, all right,
maybe i'll check. Maybe i'll check it out.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
I did.
Speaker 4 (40:40):
I think people were pretty hard on those when they
first came out, you know, not that they bage they
might be all right, Like I mean, at least the
two and three, the recent one.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
Just don't even bother.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
With that one.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Whoever's doing movie Club next, just to just toss by
the way, it was bothering me because it couldn't have
been Apollo eleven.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
The movie Matt was talking about is Apollo ten and
a half. Think you sorry? I couldn't help myself? Are
you serious? Yes? Oh? Uh?
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Alvaro Ziragoza, he says, I woke up this morning with
some in pain, insane pain on my right foot. Guess
who discovered he's part of the gout gang? Oh buddy,
not a look. You have support, you have a support
system here. But uh yeah, not a fun not a
fun time. So I'm sorry. I'm sorry to hear that.
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I I went to a trade show a few weeks
ago in Orlando. I've talked about it, and I had
like a flare up in my ankle, so I couldn't
put any pressure on my ankle for like two days,
like I could. I was just limping around on a
trade show floor for two days just walking.
Speaker 5 (41:48):
Sorry, I'm back, where are you guys? Talking to gout?
Speaker 4 (41:53):
And well, I sorry, you're gonna continue it, but Matt,
your thoughts on Matrix two and three?
Speaker 7 (42:00):
Oh, okay, the second one is pretty fucking awesome.
Speaker 5 (42:05):
The freeway chase in particular at the end is amazing.
It doesn't really.
Speaker 7 (42:09):
It's nowhere near as good as the first one, but
it was pretty entertaining to watch again, sort of the
beginning of CGI really becoming a little bit much. The
third one I saw one time in the theaters and
it was like one of the worst experiences in my life.
I thought it was so, so terrible. And then number
four I watched it was like a direct to streaming
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Christmas Day release a few years.
Speaker 5 (42:34):
Ago, and I just thought it was pretty good. But
everybody I know thought it was dog shit. So I
don't know, I'd have to try that one again too.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
I think that's a general consensus. Then, Yeah, just maybe
we were so the recency biased with just how good
that first Matrix was and what it made you feel
that you just wanted that again. You know, it's hard
to even replicate that at all. So we were a
little maybe we were a little too harsh on it.
Let's see. Oh so anyway, I was limping around for miles. Yeah,
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on the Strait Show, nobody said a word. I'm holding
everybody back. Everyone's doing very nice, but they didn't know
me that well, so they just thought I had a
permanent limp and it was very sweet and I didn't
have to address it at all with anybody. Joseph Landis writes,
when were the acs glory years for you guys? I
really miss when you all were making the ship conquer
(43:25):
the seas? Want to go back and relive those times? Hmmm.
Speaker 4 (43:32):
Mine was essentially from the moment I got hired up
until Covid.
Speaker 3 (43:36):
I would say, it was all those years.
Speaker 4 (43:39):
If that's yeah, two, that's like from twenty thirteen to
twenty nineteen, So that's what I mean.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
That's a lot, that's a that's a big era, man.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
Yeah, but I.
Speaker 4 (43:46):
Feel like that whole Yeah, all those all those years
were equally as fun as you know each other.
Speaker 5 (43:52):
Yeah, for me, it was like right until the day
that Klan was hired that you know, it was the
really early day. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (43:59):
Could your higher worked out so much better than.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
Kidding?
Speaker 5 (44:05):
You know?
Speaker 2 (44:06):
I just know that.
Speaker 7 (44:09):
The times when we were probably I guess it had
to be around the when we were first starting up
this podcast, so you know, twenty fifteen, twenty sixteen, I
guess Kaylan saying twenty thirteen. But those that was kind
of when we were really hitting our rhythm. When there
was it was really kind of becoming a bit of
a frat house. There were quite a lot of people there.
Those holiday parties were pretty off the charts.
Speaker 5 (44:33):
You know.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
Yeah, me, all right, what was the question the best
years working in Corolla? Yeah? What are the glory years
for you?
Speaker 6 (44:42):
I mean, I'm kind of with Kaylin, Like, once we
got Kaylin there, it really started to hum. But I say,
for me personally, it was probably the years that I
was living with Matt.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
Oh, that's nice, that's nice, especially because Gears lived with
Kaylan do.
Speaker 3 (44:56):
I was going to say that before Breakfast the k
One thing.
Speaker 6 (45:01):
Right now, to be fair, be fair, The reason that
the Kling years were not included in that was because
I didn't really live with Kaylin. I was going to
say that I could rent for Kaylin and lived with
my girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
But yes, I enjoyed those years as well.
Speaker 6 (45:16):
But the real like memory, like core memories that stick
out or sort of once I kind of folded into
Matt's friend group and he and I were working and living.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
Together like that was that was awesome. That was pretty cool, right,
good call? All right?
Speaker 1 (45:30):
Oh and and for me, yeah, same era as well.
I mean, you know, I I have great moments from
every every year that I've that I've been there and
and really memorable things, especially because we started in twenty ten.
It was like a new medium and just watching it
evolve and all the crazy things that we could do
and people are like, oh, I can't over for getting
away with this.
Speaker 6 (45:49):
It's it was awesome. So yeah, when when did Blink
one age Shrew come in? Because that was pretty pretty
hot year as your booking? Right, No, absolutely, like August booking?
Speaker 2 (46:02):
How dare you? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (46:05):
But either way, like, look, I actually thinking about, like
what one of the most fun years it was before
I became the producer in twenty eighteen because I didn't
have to take it as seriously as I had to,
and it was just kind of fun just being around.
Speaker 4 (46:21):
And I was gonna say, I mean, the guy's question
is like he wants to go back and actually listen
to those years, So like, if you want like a
timeframe to go back and listen to it. Sounds like
we're all kind of talking about between twenty fifteen sixteen
to like, No.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
The Earliers are awesome too, So I mean, no offense
to Kaelin, but I would go I would start like
around two thousand and eleven, twenty twelve. That's when we
really I thought we really hit a stride of what
we were doing.
Speaker 6 (46:46):
Yeah, basically figure out the date that we killed Asama
Bin Laden.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
Let's start there.
Speaker 7 (46:53):
Because on that day, that great day our podcast began
to sing was free.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
So yeah, I would look around around that era, Joseph.
But and let's know what you think too, because yeah,
I was. I remember there's some really really fun moments
and in times there that I'm quite fond of. Alrighty,
let's see anymore. Let's see a Patreon comment as well.
Let's see Jim Blake on Patreon rights. Congrats on the
(47:24):
new fridge, Chris, Oh, I should do the drop.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
Congrats on the new fridge.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
I'm all about the fridge life, that fridge life. And
I can tell you that interior cameras and custom temperature
areas are not worth it.
Speaker 2 (47:39):
I have both. I have both.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
Okay, brag, I have both and never use either for
any practical purpose. I still don't even understand why my
fridge has inside cameras, except to prove that the light
does not go off when the doors closed, or maybe
it just comes on when when the camera turns on.
But I've never ever been in the grocery store and
wonder if I had milk or eggs and had to
log into the app to check. It's never once happened log.
Speaker 6 (48:06):
Into the app. You don't log in once and stay
signed in. Yeah, we have to talk about this man
that you got kicked a little box. There is nothing
more annoying than getting booted out of an app that
I could stay logged.
Speaker 5 (48:24):
It when it happens to me, it's start reaching to people.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
Yeah, it's quite annoying. So but I didn't get them.
Someone told me I should have get the middle uh
the middle drawer, the temperature drawer, because you could call
it your own personal But it's too late. I was
like that that that was convincing enough, but it didn't happen.
(48:50):
And then uh oh and on patron Darren Sutton writes,
holy ship Gary did act the ship out of that.
Speaker 2 (48:56):
Wow, what did you act out? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (49:01):
That's the glory of this show, people, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
All right, Well, our last climb on Facebook, Ryan scripts Rights.
Does anyone have thoughts on having a woman as a
wing man?
Speaker 2 (49:16):
It works very well, It works so well, very well.
So I've heard.
Speaker 1 (49:21):
No, it's good because it because a woman hanging around
you already created disarmed this guy.
Speaker 6 (49:27):
This woman can tolerate him, so I might be able
to I feel safe with him, like you know, or
that she feels safe with him, so like he's probably
not a monster.
Speaker 2 (49:37):
Like that's a it's a big move.
Speaker 1 (49:39):
Yeah, and he Ryan also writes, and I have no
along with my wife, have no problem being a married
guy and sitting at a friend's two a clock. But yes,
you've got to set up the shot and know when
to leave formation.
Speaker 5 (49:55):
So there you well said.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
I remember, I still think about the star all the time.
When we went we did shows in Vegas, Gary, and
we were all we all went. I took my girlfriend
now wife, my girlfriend and Jen and my buddy's like, yeah,
I'm in Vegas. I got tickets to Circuay Salila. You
want to come? I was like, I can't. I gotta
work tonight. We're doing show two shows with the hard rock.
(50:19):
Can my girlfriend go? Did she take it? And she'll
go to you guys, She's like, yeah, I got buddies here,
she should come along. And then she goes and I
just gotta I got buddies here, I got I got
a text like this is a bachelor party and Jen
is now just hanging out in this bachelor party all
night and supposedly they're pretty tame, so Jen kind of
(50:41):
just kind of encourage them to drink, like a party started.
Speaker 5 (50:44):
And she didn't get lucky, but no, and then they
met up.
Speaker 1 (50:46):
With us and partied all night and they had a
really good time because they were just gonna they're just
gonna watch that show and go to bed. It was
and uh and she kept the party going and basically
saved it, which I think should be a service or
at least some sort of Vegas comedy where a woman
provides help with bachelor parties to have more fun.
Speaker 2 (51:05):
I dig it, Thank you, Matt.
Speaker 1 (51:10):
Yeah, I think that's kind of cool, like bachelor parties
should hire, you know, like oh yeah, and you know
if she does magic even better?
Speaker 2 (51:18):
All right, Well that'll do it for this episode. Of Patreon.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
We're gonna we're gonna get I mean this episode one. Okay,
we'll get started on Patreon in just a moment. So
why don't we go around the horn get our plugs,
and then we'll GTFO. We'll start over there in Austin,
Matt so with you.
Speaker 5 (51:31):
You know, I I finished Mobland, which Keelan recommended, and
uh I got it just once again, back them up.
Speaker 7 (51:40):
Great call, dude, awesome show, great ending. It has been
renewed for a second season, and uh it ended in
a way that got me very excited for another season
one day. So Mobland, I think, is on Paramount Paramount,
so you.
Speaker 5 (51:58):
Know, if you know somebody that you can get password from,
you should check it out. Also Patreon dot com, slash
water cooler.
Speaker 1 (52:05):
Yes, Jen wants to get in a mob blanch. She
wants to start it, and I want to as well.
She's like to start a whole another show. It just
seems daunting, but.
Speaker 3 (52:14):
It might be a little tough for you.
Speaker 4 (52:16):
For don't you don't know we can I don't know
if you can watch every one of those episodes, which
again is a tell that it's probably pretty good.
Speaker 1 (52:24):
I hate, I hate that's how you describe it. I
hate that. You know, Gary, what's your plug?
Speaker 6 (52:31):
I'd like to plug the Massage Envy in Long Beach, California,
Patreon dot com, slash water cooler and uh yeah, just
come over and catch the second half of the show.
Speaker 1 (52:41):
For the record, it's not Massage Envy.
Speaker 2 (52:45):
Gosh, I knew it wasn't. That's why I said that.
Speaker 1 (52:48):
Okay, Caitlin, what about you.
Speaker 4 (52:52):
Just falling about with Michael Bean the episode I put
out today. As you're hearing this, my dad goes into
detail about how he hooked up with Kathy Lee Crosby.
Speaker 3 (53:00):
And I was so uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (53:04):
I was.
Speaker 4 (53:05):
I cannot tell you how uncomfortable I was sitting there
and I even voiced my concern at one point, and
I was like, Wow, what's the problem.
Speaker 3 (53:10):
What too much? I was like, yeah, fucking too much
for me.
Speaker 2 (53:13):
I saw that episode. I thought it was fine.
Speaker 1 (53:17):
Well, when he took his shirt off in the retelling,
it's just like, okay, this is I could see Klin
getting get reaching for that extra paper towel to wipe
a sweat.
Speaker 5 (53:26):
Well, the hard part was he took his shirt off
and then he tripped over the cables.
Speaker 1 (53:30):
Oh, how could you not? And then as for me, yeah,
please check out our Patreon. I play at Marina Wine
every Saturday. I'm playing at the Ordinary Long Beach one
of the saturdays this month too.
Speaker 6 (53:44):
Is there anywhere I could follow you on social media
that would have all these days?
Speaker 2 (53:48):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (53:48):
Uh, Loxey music, la Xi music.
Speaker 2 (53:50):
Please?
Speaker 1 (53:51):
All right, thank you, Gerry, first time we've we've done.
Speaker 2 (53:54):
That, all right, And I'll live Barkley. We love you
a good bye.
Speaker 5 (53:58):
Oh oh, I willn't be
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