Hostess with the Mostess (#482)

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Speaker 1 (00:12):
Hey, welcome to water Cooler. Thank you so much for
tuning in and hanging out with us. You know how
the show goes A Chris Locks of Mona kick it
with my cruel digital buds of yesterdayear with me today.
All the way in no Ho, Ca, it's Mike Dawson.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
A what's happening?

Speaker 3 (00:30):
A Hey? That's right? Hey, all right, good times, good times.
Look we did.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
And then all the way in Long Beach, California, like myself,
it's Kaylin Bean.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Sipping on a clock? Got a fresh new dew?

Speaker 4 (00:44):
That's right, I did. Yeah, I started to clean up
a little bit. I was getting ridiculous, was it?

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (00:51):
It was not good? Yeah, yeah, I think I was
wearing a hat. Our last like two months of watercour.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Shows, Well, you look good, look clean.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
And I got the beard, the beard done for the
first time. I'd never gotten a beard done before. So
that was the first.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Let's discuss uh and in them all introduce the rest
of the guys. All the way in Austin, Texas, it's
Matt fonde Leer brother, Hey Matt. And then all the
way in Orange County, California, it's Gary Smith out a
big haircut. That's right, Kaleen got his beard done?

Speaker 4 (01:23):
What the beard done?

Speaker 1 (01:25):
I don't think, oh I've gotten one like shave. I've
had one hot shave done, but I don't think I've
ever gotten the beard done.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
What's what's that one? Perhaps with the famous comedian You've
never spoken about it before? It was?

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yeah, I look, I wasn't gonna say it, but you
know you want to bring it up? Yeah, me and
Larry Miller and Jeff Fox went out dressed in suits
and win got a hot shave and then got martiniz
At Musso and Franks, a real man's man, of a
of a knight and a guy.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:53):
Do you still talk to Larry?

Speaker 3 (01:55):
I haven't talked to Larry in a minute. Speaking of Larry,
did you guys see that there is not one, but
three planned sequels to Ten Things I Hate About You what?
It was announced yesterday and oh.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
My goodness, I don't know how I feel about that
three sequels. I don't like that.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
The trilogy is terrible. I think it's ten things I
hate about dating, ten things I hate about marriage, and
ten things I hate about I can't remember what the
third one is, maybe, like any of this.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Where there sequels? I know there's a TV show, but
where there sequels to the movie.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
They should have done eleven things I hate about you.

Speaker 5 (02:30):
Personally, I prefer the prequel eight Heads in a Duffel bag,
Joe Peshy, it's a class.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
The other prequel seven another great one also with the
head and something.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
And the other prequel the sixth sense.

Speaker 5 (02:44):
Keep going, Buddy.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Furious three.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Using any fat stir a furious movie should disqualify you.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
That's too easy.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
You can't go to a fast movie.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
You got no. I find it perfectly. Kimi said it best.
The timing will take a C minus joke to a
B plus. So I was going for speed. Yeah, I'm
with Gary, that's yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
But it's got to be a minus joke at least
to get there.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
And too fast, too furious the decent poll the number
two is in there twice forgot.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Yeah, and it's not even called fast and furious too,
so it's.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Not too for the money.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yeah, the land of the plane perfectly into the Hudson.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
You're good, Thank you. Injury for the rest of the episode.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
All right, well, look, Kailan got your hair cut. You
look clean. You got the hot shave. Oh, you know,
speaking of got got the beard.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
He did kind of a he did kind of a
hot on the on the Belower park. It's kind of both.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
It was both okay, Yeah, but I always liked the
smell of the stuff they put on your beard.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Did smell good.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
Did you get a beard oil to take home with you?

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (04:10):
Yeah, No, they didn't let me take it home, but
it did smell good for the rest of the day. Yeah,
the smell was nice.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
We got some beard oil at Corolla once. It was
like part of the with those like packages that gave
out with mangria, like the Mangrea packages that they used
to give out, you know, those.

Speaker 5 (04:24):
Funny Harry about to pull a beard oil.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
No, not the beard oil, but you know what I'm
talking about though, right talking about there was I think
that we can charitably say that there was a bunch
of stuff that they procured for free in large batches
that were for the what was it?

Speaker 3 (04:42):
It was the rolla drinks. But there was also that
stupid crate that August came up with for like five minutes,
the man.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Oh yeah, the man crate.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
The man create was like a sponsor. But we came
up with our own.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
It was a man There was Man Great. But that's
that seems like a Mike August thing to just take
someone else's name. So there was there was a Man Great, right.
That was the barbecue thing.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Yeah, that was the first sponsor back in the day.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yeah, and I think I think I wouldn't be surprised
if Mike August said, oh we should do a man create.
But then again, it was a Corolla drinks things.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
I think they had these packages and there was this
Beard oil and I was like, oh, I never really
put beard oil. I I have a little beard going.
I should put some oil in this thing. And then
the person who was like running the campaign said, oh no,
we got you a special one.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Use this one.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
This is a little more high quality. I was like, okay,
I'll use it. And I was using it. And that
was my first introduction to CBD oil because this beard
oil just had a bunch of CBD in it and
I had no idea. I'm just smothering my face in it.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Yeah, beard stoned, dude. I was.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
I remember just like sitting there just like I don't
want to move, like I'm so like I feel like
I'm like simultaneously floating and drowning at the same time.
I saw, Yeah, that was my that was my first thing.
I still have it because I don't think I've ever
used it since. It just freaked me out a little
too much. But that was that was my beard oil.
But all right, so Kalin got the hot shave or

(06:10):
the hot beard trim. Yeah, I remember one time I
went to Supercuts. I used to get my haircut anywhere
for any price, just because I always thought it looked
the same.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Anyways, same thing.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
Yeah, And I got married or started dating somebody and
she noticed, you gotta go see someone different. I'm like, why,
it looks totally fine. She's like, na, go see somebody else.
And then I did, and it looked the same, and
she's like, yeah, it looks good.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Did you did your payment cross this threshold? Came quadrup,
Yeah it looks good. Yeah, yeah, I remember. I remember
going to the last time this was this was the
last time I went to Supercuts where I went and
did the haircut. Looked the same, and then she did
the close shave like on the trimmers, to where it
basically just turns it into nothing, like it just bicks

(06:56):
wherever you're going and she she separated my side burns
from my beard. She's like trimming the cybeburns. And now
I just had a beard that was completely disconnected from
my sidebrens by like two inches. And I looked like
a crazy person.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
You look like you were in the back door boys.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
I don't even know what to do with this. Now,
I'm like, yeah, I remember leaving so upset. And that
was the last time I went to Supercuts.

Speaker 5 (07:19):
You should have just taken a sharpie and just you know,
tainted the differences that threshold.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Yeah, but way calon, you look good.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
Thank you, Thank you.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Of these reboots. So these this ten things ten Things
I Hate about you? I mean, look, I know it's
it's something that we've all been saying that Hollywood's just
out of ideas.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Yeah, I see, I.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Saw a trailer for I Know What You Did last summer.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Yeah, dude, what the hell.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
You could argue that the ideas that they have are
let's do ten things I hate about you again?

Speaker 3 (07:55):
That's okay, idea. I guess that is an idea, Dawson.
Thank you for pointing that out.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Yeah, I Know what you did last summer. I watched
a trailer looks all right. I mean I remember, like.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
You're way too scared to see it? What are you
talking about?

Speaker 1 (08:09):
I've here the first one and I've seen the second one.
I still know I haven't seen either.

Speaker 5 (08:14):
Let me tell you some goddamn homework yourself, a movie fan.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Let me tell you, Jennifer Hewett, that's exactly right. Look,
there there was a there was once a film that
starred Jennifer Love Hewett and Sarah Michelle Geller in their
primes where as a young guy that that surpassed my
queasy Oh my gosh.

Speaker 5 (08:34):
Yeah, there was like a one two punch of that movie.
And can hardly wait where I mean p J LH
for fucking sure.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Man.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yeah, So my friend just got a gig with with
j LH. Right, so really out of the blue, j
LH just dms are just like, hey, I want you
to work with me on something blah blah blah, and
and he was telling me about this. It's like, isn't
that cool? Do you do?

Speaker 4 (09:02):
You know?

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Jennifer Love feod like, do you know who she? Remember her?
I was like, oh yeah, who is this Jennifer? Oh yeah,
I seem to recall and actress a long time ago.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Who used to be my number one. She was number
one all the time.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Together in my fantasies. Yeah, it's uh, she was.

Speaker 5 (09:26):
I think she's going to be in the reboot.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
She is in the reboos, So it's un they're reprising
their role.

Speaker 5 (09:31):
I didn't watch the trailer. No spoilers.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Well they're in it. There, you've been spoiled.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
And and just to spoil a touch more, mat it's
not even a reboot, it's a sequel.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
Like I figured that she's not playing a teenage girl again.
That would be weird. No, no, but I mean, like
they it's like she should reboot it with the original
cast playing the part that they played. Yeah, I know
when they were that age. Yeah, you imagine.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
I think I think Robert did then the Irishman seriously,
so they uh yeah, like you know, I've talked about
He's All That the reboot to She's All That, and
Rachel Lee Cook was in that but played a different
character and sos Matthew Lilly so like they still saw Yeah, unfortunately. Yeah,
so the Karate Kid movie coming out too, by the way,

(10:19):
trailer for that one with Jackie Chan and Macchio together.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
I was like, bringing it does play into the does
it playing too the Netflix show at all? Or is
it just something absolutely okay?

Speaker 1 (10:30):
So I don't I think I could say this. Yeah,
I could say this. I could say this. So I
know this. I know a guy who plays in this
band and I was talking to him after his gig
the other night and we saw him. He's like, oh, yeah,
I'm in the new Karate Kid movie. I'm like, what
he's like, I played mister Miyagi and I look at
him and he does look like mister he's old though,

(10:52):
he's like older guy though right, he's not like he's
not playing a young mister.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
Oh I could see.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
That's like, yeah, they just completely c gi my face out,
like I already kind of looked like him, so that helps.
And then like and then he showed me a picture
of him in the movie and it's just straight up
looks like Pat Marita is in this movie.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
Incredible, unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yeah, so yeah it was. It's a it's just it's
it's unbelievable. So they did a good job. I'm really
looking for that movie. I love I love Karate Kid,
I love all things cover kind karate Kid.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
That wait is that the next like like flex of Hollywood,
where people are just going to lie and say that
they were in things, but they see gied out the face.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
He showed me. He showed me, he showed me.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
I'm not saying this guy lied. I'm saying I can
see opportunistic people hearing that story and being like, you
know what I'm gonna do. I'm going to go around
and like in my case, say like I was in
the Trevor Bauer like fucking origin story about the baseball player,
but they just c gied out my face because I
look a little bit like him to start, so.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
To beat at Google search on that though.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
Yeah, I wouldn't want I wouldn't want to be a
part of that story. But you know what I'm saying,
I was trying to think of someone I look like.

Speaker 5 (11:58):
I'm pretty sure guy.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
No, it's not Bower. There's different there's a different Dodger
who I used to get for a while when when
they were on that run. I can't think of who
it is right now, but it's not Bower. Okay.

Speaker 5 (12:13):
I heard that that John Legazamo is in die Hard too,
but he plays like a thief who has a ski
mask over his face so you can't see his face,
and then his voice got dubbed over by another actor.
Well this has been happening for years.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
My point, the weakest of the Diehard movie, so not
a big loss for him.

Speaker 5 (12:36):
Well let's not count the fourth one. But yeah, well
or the fifth one. That's what I meant, the rush
of one. That one sucked.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
So ridiculous. We have this truck where we can just
spray out a room and it eradicates radiation. Get the
fuck out of here, and.

Speaker 5 (12:51):
You, uh, I wanted I'm sorry. I know you said
before we heat up the mics that you didn't hear
what Gary was talking about.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Oh yeah, well I want to get into that in
a second.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
But first time.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Now, I'm watching TV the other day and I see
we're talking about movies here.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
And by the way, movie talk.

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Speaker 5 (13:35):
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Speaker 2 (13:38):
Listen to it.

Speaker 5 (13:39):
Trying to create some fucking drama on this show.

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Speaker 3 (13:59):
All So.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
There, I'm watching TV and speaking of movies, I see
there's a new Jurassic World coming out. Yeah, I just
came out of nowhere. To me personally, I didn't know
this is even on the radar. And I'm like, this
is a big for them, right, Yeah, there's a few
Joe's in it.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
Yeah, there's a big name actresses are actors.

Speaker 5 (14:22):
They got the t Rex to come back.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
I don't know if that's true them, they're trying to
This is like the third reboot, Like this is going
to determine whether or not we get, you know, another
ten or twelve years of Jurassic Park movies.

Speaker 4 (14:36):
Yeah, regardless.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
That's true, but also I just wanted to stop personally. Look, Matt,
I love shirts, but the first one is the only
one that's really it's like, is good.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
The second one is just fun.

Speaker 5 (14:49):
Initial reboot I actually thought was pretty good. Yeah, the.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
One.

Speaker 5 (14:56):
The way that it incorporated the legacy of the original movie.
I appreciated what they were going for, and even though
it did feel like a photo copy of the original movie,
there was enough going on, like I did, like there
was a moment where somebody saw someone wearing a Jurassic
Park shirt and was like, oh, why would you wear that?
Like so many people died during that event, Like they
kind of made it made it a little strange, which

(15:18):
I liked. But yeah, everything else is absolute garbage.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
That's clever.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Yeah, look, I love I love pet books, but I
love a girl. It's just it's so good like that. Yeah,
the first one just and then I just realized, I
just keep getting upset every time they come. They keep
coming back, but for some reason I still want it.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Well, I mean, who should we be upset with? Though?
Because you and I went to see The Last Dog
Shit One in the theaters and sat there for two
hours and forty minutes while they had flying fucking gnats
on fire or whatever the hell was.

Speaker 5 (15:49):
Ye see, I never watched that. I never watched that.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
It was on you guys. I even tried to watch
the second one, that's the third one you're talking about
in the race. I tried to watch the second one,
and I turn I actually turned that shit off like
halfya through. It takes me a lot for me to
can turn off a movie I've discussed. And I was
even the second one. I was like, all right, this
is dead.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
This is the third one is way worse. Yeah, they're
all I mean, I'm not. I'm not really a fan
of any of em except for the first one.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
And and that relate to like like going to wing
Stop late at night Kaeling because it's an it's open
late and and I get it, and I'm usually pretty
upset by the end of it, but I still keep
coming back thinking, oh, I'm gonna like it this time.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
And yeah, it's just I don't understand this analogy. Oh sorry,
say you're getting wing Stop just because it's nighttime. I
I don't because I'm still great. It's still well, it
depends on the location. I will admit There are a
lot of locations that really fuck up those wings big time.
It's a bit of a dice roll. But if you
find the right location, fucking go there at two am. Baby.

(16:44):
They't fucking Burbank wingstop that hits all day at night.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Oh so, speaking of of fun food, it was my
kid's second birthday yesterday, turned two, and I was like,
oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
Super cute.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
And uh we're like, oh we should we should think
him out to dinner. Where would a toddler like to go.
We're somewhere that that we could think it'd be kind
of fun. And the Michelin Star, he's not like, he's
not that age yet to where he.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
You want to wait. You want to wait until it's
just the right moment. You don't want to you blow
into early.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
And we don't.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
We don't go out to eat a ton anyway. So
it's like we're just somewhere that's like kid friendly and
uh yeah, And I thought, you know, there's a place
I know of a place. You go there, you sit down,
you have a meal, and when you're there your family

(17:43):
oh wow.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
And when you're there, you perpetuate the myth that they
make a time food and.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Hey, look, I sat down, I looked around, I hear
the music, I'm smelling the food. Come walking passing by me.
I'm like, this reminds me of Italy, my time in Italy.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
You need.

Speaker 5 (18:01):
I was gonna say, it sounds more like your time
working at Macaroni Grill.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
It actually did remind me of that too. It's a
very similar smell. You come home, you come home with
that smell. Any anyway, so we're I haven't been an
Olive Garden and I don't know over a decade garden.
You've never been Olive Garden.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Dude, keep on the streak for the rest of your.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
Life because you hate it, not because I hate it
so much, Like, how could I just it's just I've
never that's never been a fun I'm hungry, the son
of a movie star.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
You don't have to go to you just you just
fly private to Italy every time.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
We get it, dude, we get it.

Speaker 4 (18:42):
Yeah, those private Italy were awesome.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
I know. Okay, Well, I I went to Olive Garden
growing up, and it was actually the first the first.

Speaker 5 (18:53):
Wow, he's actually your family, you know that, right.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
The so the first time, like when me and my
buddy Chris Buss, who I've mentioned on the show before.
We both we both finally got like decent jobs are
just jobs, and we're like, let's just go out to eat.
Let's just like and let's not go to a place
where like a fast food place or in order at
the counterplace. I want to sit down place where we
have like somebody bringing us our food and we're having

(19:20):
a real fancy time. And we both went to Olive
Garden together for lunch and we were just like blown
away that we're doing this by ourselves with.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
Our own money. And yeah, it was like a rite
of passage.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
So at this point, I don't know, like thirty thirty one,
I was gonna say, no, we're probably I don't know,
eighteen nineteen, Yeah, like it, you know, we don't. We
don't do that. That wasn't something we did growing up.
So it's usually just a big weird talk about guys,
as as I mentioned too, So going to Olive Garden
was a big deal for us, and so hold it

(19:55):
holds a special place in my heart. In Dawson, I
actually think now all of your Olive Garden jokes hold
no weight because you've never been there.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Like, you know, that's why they wait, because I get
to make fun of it because I'm actually Italian.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Can we just say I thought you were Mexican. I
just saw a clip on the internet where you're claiming
to be Mexican.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
I'm a part Mexican too.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
Say you were like Portuguese or something.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
You didn't say it was Portuguese.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
You guys, never met anybody who's more than one thing.
Holy shit, Yes, I'm Portuguese, Sicilian and Mexican and there's
some English in there probably, but we don't. That's all
kind of vague over there.

Speaker 5 (20:33):
Can I also point out if you check out our YouTube,
which I have no idea what the handle is, but
if you were to watch it, you would actually see
Dawson is preparing a meal during this podcast, Like, what
the fuck is happening right now?

Speaker 3 (20:42):
We're making here Portuguese, Mexican or Italian.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
I'm making chicken court tortilla, soup.

Speaker 5 (20:48):
Chicken court tortilla.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
Okay, so more?

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Are you just taking a part of chicken right now?

Speaker 2 (20:55):
That's what my recipe calls for. And it's awesome.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Caitlin's judging your technique, yeah, kids, like you're doing it
too slowly and you're not making I'm not hearing typing
in between either.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
It's kind of weird me out. Why isn't the hive open?
All right?

Speaker 1 (21:13):
So anyway, go to the garden.

Speaker 4 (21:17):
And you're talking about food.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
And like, yeah, just like it's it's a kid friendly place.
Whatever we just get. I get like a strimp scampy
with like Cappellini. It's fine. But I noticed one thing,
Like you know, I was looking for the bread sticks.
I remember loving those breadsticks. Didn't really hit. In fact,
everything was just super salty, just eating.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
Salty, so salty.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
It's not a chain food with a lot of MSG
to trig your brain into thinking that it's actually good
and healthy.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
How you know not you've never been.

Speaker 4 (21:54):
I would chose the other day. It's sucking, sucked.

Speaker 5 (21:57):
Oh no, they must have gone downhill. They were amazing
back in the day. And Applebee's, I'll take it TJ Fridays,
come on. I actually my I brought this up once before.
I call this all those kind of restaurants, I call
them ketchup restaurants because when you show up, there's already
a bottle of Ketchup on your table. That's how you
know you're in a ketchup breast runt.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
What is the best ketchup restaurant?

Speaker 5 (22:18):
He may be Fridays, I mean again, I I thought
it was Chili's, but Kilan is telling me it's dog
shit now, so maybe it is TGF Fridays at this point. Oh,
I don't know if Bja's is nationwide. But that used
to be pretty good too. It's a pretty good it's
pretty good ketchup breas shouted.

Speaker 4 (22:34):
Clam Jumper, clean Jumper, claim Jumper.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
Lamb jumpers are good.

Speaker 5 (22:39):
Definitely ketchup restaurants I.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Want to clean.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
I think no, No, that was a winter formal.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
I like a good outback steakhouse. I totally fucking eat outback.
I got no problem with it. But it's still that
same chain food that it's It's really not real food.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
It's there's a thing Dawson. I like outback steakhouse and
I will go there, But the only reason we can
call at outback Steakhouse is because that's their trademark name.
It's not a steakhouse.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
No, it's totally not a steakhouse. But I have gotten
the Prime Rib there on Prime Rib nights, and if
you don't expect much it'll be pleasantly surprised.

Speaker 4 (23:16):
From a restaurant.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
Yeah, the Altback Steakhouse is perfectly serviceable.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Is Yardhouse a ketchup restaurant?

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Yes, that may be my favor then no, one's probably
up there. But I mean it's that's a you know,
you're getting into different price points here. I think we
have to separate like fancy ketchup restaurants and sort.

Speaker 4 (23:34):
Of the Yardhouse the place that we would go to
and Frank, yeah, I think that's not a ketchup restaurant.
That's way better than a fucking ketchup. It's better, but
you're above I agree. Barbecue sauce on the table, that's.

Speaker 5 (23:46):
True, that's an excellent point. If there are additional sauces.
It is excluded from being a cat because the.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Yard houses and wood ranges and that's not a ketchup
ranches where I want to go for like my anniversaries.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
Well, I mean.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
I love me some wood ranch anyway, So olive garden,
very salty food. But something we noticed that. Gen's like, hey,
you check out the hostess hot and I said, no, right.

Speaker 5 (24:25):
I don't know, Chris, she's the one with the most well.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
She certainly was in this case in the sense that
she had. Uh. Jen pointed out that she had.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
But implants, oh ship and so.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
You know I I I go, oh, that's fine, but
I'm holding strong, not even turning around. Oh that's cool,
not into that, like really they're huge, like it's they
don't look natural. Chris, No, all right, maybe I'll turn around.

Speaker 5 (24:54):
Then, what's on the menu? Specials? Bread sticks?

Speaker 1 (24:58):
I do this, I do the slow turn around. IM
I'm like looking at my spoon like these are spots
in the spoon.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
So I turned around and yeah, I mean this this
booty was booming like it. Well, here's the thing I
suspected because she was wearing fairly like like those really
tight yoga pants, so you can.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
I don't know what.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
I don't know were those outside in the world like
yo there, right yo there?

Speaker 1 (25:45):
Similar to Yeah, they reminded me if you'll keep bare
paths right, so you get it. So they're they're unnatural looking,
like Gary knows what I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
It's like there's.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
They're they're popping out like woontally from her body just
too much to It's just like that looks insane.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
You look like telling you man.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
There respect all women and some get some get big
in the hips like that. So I'm just saying you
may not have seen you may not have seen someone
with a butt job. You may have just seen somebody
with a job.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
But anything is possible. But when when your wife is
the one pointing it out, I'm gonna say that I
kind of tend to lean towards Jenny on this one.
If she's calling that that out, then I think she
makes sense.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Yeah, because usually I'm pretty good, which is like, oh,
like okay, Chris, get put your guys, you know, back
in your head. I'm like, I don't know what you're
talking about, understanding, Like, no, I didn't see it.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Usually, you know, I'm pretty good at it. Anyway, this
time I looked and it was just super natural, like
who wants that? And then I made I made a
comment like well, really, I'm mean it's an investment. Maybe
she you know what because she's like oh, because she's
like sorry, So no offense to all of garden hostesses.

(27:13):
I was a host at a restaurant before I know
how much they make. I would imagine that the salary
of an Olive Garden hostess could not afford a crazy procedure,
cosmetic procedure of that nature. And that's just based off

(27:34):
of statistics. I could be wrong, and I'm sorry statistics.

Speaker 5 (27:37):
Could you have some sources you could point to, some publications.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
I'll have to gather them from from all of my sources.
But Gary made a face? What's your face?

Speaker 3 (27:46):
Gary? What's it saying to me? I mean, I'm just
still bewildered by this.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Disagree with me? Do you disagree that it would be
odd for a hostess at Olive Garden to be able
to comfortably afford such a procedure.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
I don't disagree, but your your investment comment makes more
sense if she held a different profession. How is your
career if you are a hostess to get a butt lift.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Not an investment in your career, an investment into your life.

Speaker 5 (28:19):
Let me, let's back up a moment here. Because a
hostess usually they're usually on their feet. You know, the
butt is prominently on display when you are in the
hostess position. You know, you're getting the menus and you're like,
come follow me, and then everyone's staring at your butt
while they're I mean, some people are staring at your butt.
Definitely on me. But while they're walking to the tim

(28:42):
Chris knows.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
That's my exact point. Who tips a hostess? If she
was a waitress, I could understand it being in.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Yeah, there, that's what I thought we were talking about
this if you.

Speaker 5 (28:52):
Were as Chris pointed out. As Chris pointed out, he
too was a host and he eventually became a water.
That is the hierarchy of a restaurant. You start as
the host or hostess so that you can learn the
layout of the restaurant, and then when you become a
buster or a server, it just keeps going on and

(29:12):
on from there.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
I'm Matt, So, Chris, is your assertations just assertation?

Speaker 5 (29:18):
You even know what you said?

Speaker 3 (29:19):
Yes, your assertation that she is playing the long game
in the hopes that one day she will progress up
the ranks of the Olive Garden and will be a
server and is going to translate.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
That is not my assertation. In fact, let me let
me provide you with a rebuttal here. So, I think
I think that I was thinking not necessarily her career
at all of Garden. It was an investment in her
career of Olive Garden. As an investment in her life
to where as Dawson mentioned earlier, he and a bunch
of other guys are really into that sort of thing,

(29:53):
and so it right.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
So maybe they're hoping that if she if she was
doing it for a guy like me, Guys like me
don't eat it Olive Garden.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
So she got you there.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
You know, do you think Bezos swings by the Olive
Garden on a regular basis?

Speaker 5 (30:13):
Like who's hoping?

Speaker 3 (30:14):
Do you there by?

Speaker 1 (30:15):
I don't know, But do you think that she only
goes to Olive Garden? Do you think that her entire
life is just at Olive Garden?

Speaker 3 (30:22):
It is until she pays off that investment.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
No, she could have mornings, or she works the lunch,
if she could have nights and go out to a
club or something, or I don't know, the met gala.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
I don't know. Just like I got a.

Speaker 5 (30:37):
Haircut, You know what, Chris, you should go back there,
get this girl's phone number. Let's yeah, let's let's get
it a call into the show. I feel like this
is the perfect group of guys to talk to her
about her life decisions.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
Well, I'm busy that night.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
I will say that Jenny was just as appalled about
my investment comment that I explained her exactly.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
That's why I was flipping out the first time you
said that word, because I how you know better. I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
I'm like, I'm just I'm just speaking out loud. I
was really saying it to Benny. Jen just overheard our conversation.
But the it just, uh, it just looks so bad.
It looked unnatural and it looked I don't know, I'm
just not into it. I and it's like a thing.
And I hear it's a very dangerous procedure too. So
I'm just saying, ladies, listeners of the water cooler, if

(31:29):
you're looking to get in a natural looking behind uh
surgically implanted into your already fabulous looking butt cheeks.

Speaker 5 (31:42):
Gary's left again, don't do it.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
Don't do it, Okay, there there's better better ways to
spend your heart and money. And I'm here to say,
and Gary's here to say, you look beautiful the way
you are, so no need to do that. I mean,
she must sit, she must get into her car, and
her head just must hit the ceiling every time, just
touch the ceiling. She's driving, Like I don't, it can't

(32:08):
be comfortable. I imagine there's some long term effects when
you become an old uh or person? Is it might not?

Speaker 3 (32:21):
So I got a haircutt now, Matt's gone.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Everybody keeps closing their videos right now, what's happening?

Speaker 3 (32:31):
All right?

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Well, anyway, that is just my that that's that's our PSA.
Gary wanted me to mention it.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
To everybody, and about twenty of them have been about
female bodies, which is not something that this group of
people is qualified to talk about. We're not. Look decidedly at.

Speaker 5 (32:53):
Chris showed me. Chris showed me a hat it said
FBI Female Body Inspector. It's one of his most prized.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
I'm wearing the matching shirt too. So here's the thing.
You're right, I'm not qualified. I'm not. It's just it's
just an opinion that I just I don't think it's
necessary personally.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
I soun turned to yesterday. You shouldn't have those anymore.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Opinions, correct, All right, Well, so Gary, talk about your
haircut then.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
I mean, I just was trying desperately to change the subject.
I don't know, I don't want to hear about this haircut. No,
I got a haircut and then I went back to
my office after it was over, and I went into
the bathroom to try to like style it a little bit,
and I decided it was a terrible haircut and that
I was going to hate it. And I went back
and I sat at my desk and I seethed for
like three hours about how bad this haircut was. And

(33:47):
then I decided, now, fuck that, and I stood up
and I walked back to my barber, and I walked
in and told him to cut it again. Oh, I
love it.

Speaker 5 (33:53):
Yeah, I've never done that in my life.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Wait, so that so are you saying that you got
a haircut? Not once but when I stirring work.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
Kind of cuts today, same barber, by the way, I.

Speaker 5 (34:09):
Should hope so. And I hope the guy didn't charge
you with the second one. He did not did was
his reaction when you were like, hey, bro, you fucked
this up, please fix it?

Speaker 3 (34:19):
It was cool about it.

Speaker 5 (34:21):
He was like, yes, I did fuck you up.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
Jesus am I bad.

Speaker 4 (34:24):
I was hoping you were going to come back.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
What what nity do you think? My barber is Matt?
What was that?

Speaker 4 (34:31):
He took a gamble? Yeah, he rolled the dice.

Speaker 5 (34:33):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (34:34):
Yeah, well, he's a seventy five year old Mexican dude,
so that accent was kind of okay. Yeah, yeah, No,
he was cool about it. He I just you know,
I basically said, you know, once I went and styled it,
I realized he had left part of the front too
long and that it was going to like sort of
stick out and start to look like, you know, a horn.
I was just like, just knock this part down, just

(34:54):
cut shorter right there, and he was. He was very
cool about it. And then I walked up. But I'd
given him a big tip on the haircut in the
first place, so I really didn't feel bad about it.
I knew that he probably wasn't gonna have any anyone
in there when I got there, and sure enough, you didn't.
So I sat down and I was out of there
in about three or four minutes. Love it.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Yeah, Look, I'm proud of you for doing that, because
you don't you shouldn't have to put up with that.
And it's bold, I mean it is. It is your personality,
the same guy who would who would raise his hand
during a parent teacher conference to dunk on the teacher.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
First of all, she was a principal principal. Yeah, I
love it. I love it.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
I actually took my kid to get his first haircut
last week and we went to a toddler cutting place.
I don't know what to expect, like, is he going
to freak out getting his first haircut?

Speaker 3 (35:44):
Some kids do?

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Some kids do. And we went to this this place.

Speaker 5 (35:48):
That Freddy Krueger cuts. It's probably not a great place
to take him.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
Do they have these spots that they didn't have when
we were little kids where it's all done up. You
basically sit the kid in like an airplane. Then there's
a TV plastered right in front of him playing any
kids movie you can think of all of Disney plus
all of Netflix right there. And then there's just there's
stuff everywhere to distract them. And then there's like a
toy story at the front, so you get screwed on
that as well. This is this is exactly right.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Gary just explained to it's a it's a it's a
place specializing in toddler haircuts. And he said he got
to choose his mobile.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
He chose.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
He chose the red Mickey car.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
Put him in there.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
He's driving, He's just driving it the whole time. Someone's
cutting his hair. TV in front, just hands me the remote,
gots Netflix, Disney, whatever, whatever we wanted. Put that on
the volumes, like going full blast. It's super loud, super distracting,
stuck a lollipop in his mouth the whole and he's
just he doesn't even know what's happening. And I'm just like,

(36:46):
that's the way it should be done, not just for kids,
for everybody. Yes, Like what would be the perfect place
for like for Matt for instance, right, imagine you sitting
down Matt and they go, all right, now we need
to distract Matt so we can cut his hair peacefully
because he all.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
I'll tell you the answer to this, because I used
to have this spot. There's sports on every TV around
the joint and the first thing they ask you when
you sit down is not what you would like your
haircuts to look like, it is what kind of beer
you would like?

Speaker 1 (37:16):
That's right, Well, here's the thing, Matt. Matt's wouldn't be
sports though, so Matt's.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
For finally, that's would be ballet or you know, ice
dancing or something. And then he would want a craft cocktail.
He would want to see him metu. I'm sure I do.

Speaker 5 (37:29):
Have to say, for absolute realsies, the guy who cuts
my hair loves horror movies and he has a little
monitor and every time I walk in, he's like queued
up a new horror movie and he liked. We chat
about it. It's great.

Speaker 4 (37:44):
Who is this? Who's this spar where you're going to?

Speaker 5 (37:47):
Just yeah, name is Cody, His name's Cody. But he's
out here in fucking Austin.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
So borrow the jet from your dad.

Speaker 5 (37:56):
But h yeah, he's fucking great.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
Yeah, it's that's that's a good move.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
It's like because I have stopped going to hairstylas just
because we've ran out of things to talk about and
I just don't want to do it anymore.

Speaker 5 (38:08):
Yeah, it's like it's painful, and legitimately, I actually do
miss the guy who used to cut my hair back
when I lived in California, because it's just like a
friend that you catch up with every couple months. I
also have this weird thing with my dental hygienis like,
not my actual dentist, but the person who like kind
of does most of the most of the examination. I

(38:30):
see her once every six months, and the appointment takes
twice as long as it should because we just spent
half the time like catching up and stuff. It's it's
kind of interesting. I never really thought I had those
kind of adult relationships.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Well you do, man, yeah, and you should cherish them
all right before before we get out here, I just
want to do a quick climb and I want to
address something here. So do you guys mind?

Speaker 3 (38:53):
Yeah, dude, let's go.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
All right, And this this comment that I'm about street
comes from our Facebook group. And if you're not a
part of our free Facebook group, please join. All you
have to do is go to Facebook dot com slash
groups Slash Bobo Boy Army Worldwide l l C. Answer
a few questions. We might let you in my favorite

(39:19):
place on the internet.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
Now.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Before the show started, Matt said, Chris, you gotta read
what's going on in the Facebook group. There is some
AI bought leaving a summary of comments, and everybody's up
in arms about it. Everybody that's that's what they're freaking out.
They're freaking out. I go, okay, and I go and
I find the comments and there are three like likes

(39:45):
or dislikes, and there are six comments, well basically three comments,
and one of them is Matt. Whereas there and one
of us is Matt, going, what in the actual fuck
is happening here?

Speaker 3 (39:57):
So everybody's freaking out.

Speaker 5 (40:00):
Do you want to like go into detail as to
what this post said and like what it is and
what's happening here?

Speaker 3 (40:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (40:05):
I do.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
So there is a bot.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
I don't know how this bot got in because I mean,
you have to answer for your questions and we might
let you on the AIS.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
Answer is Bobo Buddy. So this is Boba Buddy.

Speaker 5 (40:22):
Sounds like a buddy. You might want to wow.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
So Bubba Buddy's post. Now I will read you what
Bubbo Buddy posted. Bubba Buddy writes egg silent discussions and
laugh out loud moments. This week egg Scelin Number.

Speaker 5 (40:39):
One share this? Can you share the screen?

Speaker 4 (40:41):
Or no?

Speaker 3 (40:41):
You don't have to.

Speaker 5 (40:43):
I guess people don't know our YouTube page anyway.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Yeah, it's a right Number one. There was robot rebellion
humor in fact the community. A community member poked fun
at thinking AI with a hilarious post, and comments ensued,
from fearing robot overlords to questioning manners with machines. One
user about being polite the future AI rulers. Okay, that
is something we've talked about on the show that has
bled into.

Speaker 4 (41:07):
You.

Speaker 5 (41:07):
Notice the AI. First thing and said was interesting was
a conversation about AI fucking egomaniac man.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
And then I'll just read that. I mean, there's there's
five points that this person made. And then the second
one was easter nostalgia, not a person person AI AI bought.
Number three is there's a comedy bit roast. Number four
is a there's some me mayhem. I appreciate the alliteration.
And then the five egg poration Charlie's egg story inspired
a community member to check their egg carton dates, leading

(41:35):
to jokes about adopting quote the Dawson method of eggs
freshniss testing and floating exit checked viability.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
So they're even coming up with egg pun jokes.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Yeah, there's two in here.

Speaker 5 (41:47):
Now this this got booted from the group right.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
No, in fact, i'm gonna I'm gonna like it right now.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Oh and you we.

Speaker 5 (41:56):
Got to get rid of this. I only want real need, real.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
Clon and I'm gonna comment Matt Fondelier, Taylor Swift, my
fondelirat Taylor Swift. Yeah, so look, I don't know what's happening.
I don't hate it. I don't love it. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
I just I just like it. I guess click Zuck
running Buck. Are you worried? I'm not worried. Yeah, we're
We're all right, We're right.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
I mean there there's there was actually another post where
somebody an anonymous memory.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
I mean, I'm not worried in a general like AI
is going to take over away, but I'm already losing work.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
You are, Oh, I can see that.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
Yeah, yeah, voiceover, I bet that that's oh.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
I thought it from all the sex robots good one.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
Yeah, no, it's tough man sex robots now take it
away and fucking work.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
Yeah. An anonymous member actually posted we should totally kick
Bobo Buddy from the group, right, we want to keep
out the bots, and it is absolutely a bot?

Speaker 3 (43:00):
Is it an anonymous score Fondelier.

Speaker 4 (43:03):
Well, it's a little strange to me that the guy
who is always so happy and friendly and wanting to
get along with the AI is now all of a
sudden turned a corner, all of a sudden seems to
be bullying our newest memory. What's It's just trying to
be part of the conversation and feel welcome and all
of a sudden, this guy who we thought the whole time, no, no,

(43:24):
he's been putting up a front this whole time.

Speaker 5 (43:25):
Oh, I've been booted from the Facebook group due to
hate speech. What the hell?

Speaker 4 (43:30):
Man?

Speaker 5 (43:30):
That happened in real time? Well, what I do?

Speaker 1 (43:33):
I will say for the new listeners. There are wonderful
people in the Facebook groups that leave comments about other
things like hot dogs and pets and sixty nights in
the wild and their kids birthdays and things like that,
And it's a really wonderful community. So don't let this
AI bought freaky out. Really good people in there as
well who say things relevant to the show. So if
you're liking the show, you'll like the people there, So

(43:56):
please join, all right, and that we'll do it for comments.
Why don't we go around the horn, get our plugs
in and uh and then we'll gt phone starts some Patreon.
I'll start over there in Long Beach, Caleb Bean, what
do you suggest to check out.

Speaker 4 (44:11):
Just Falling about Me and my Dad's podcast are still
going strong every week? Yeah, subscribe on YouTube and Spotify
or Apple trying to get those numbers up a little bit.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
And I heard for Patreon you're gonna give us a
huge update on cable your cable management.

Speaker 4 (44:26):
I got a cable management update. I had been shamed
and iempted take steps to rectify.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
Attempted to make steps is not cannot wait.

Speaker 5 (44:36):
I cannot wait.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
I am not optimistic. Attempted to make steps sounds pretty alright.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
You'll have to listen to pat You have to sign
up for a Patreon first, which again is less than
a couple of coffee at Starbucks for the whole month.
You get extra show every week, ad free episodes. Just
just do the right thing.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
Love it? Uh Dawson, what about you?

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Friday night, I'm hosting at the Chateau, so it'll get
me all night long. My mom is going to be
there with me. Sunday is Mother's Day, so make sure
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happening in Orange County on May twenty fifth, Save the date.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
I'm here all month.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Then there you go May twenty fifth, all right, and
then Gary, what about you?

Speaker 3 (45:31):
Yeah, just go check out our Patreon Patreon dot com
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show if you don't subscribe to that. So that's a
real shame. If you're listening to this right now and
you've made it all the way into the plugs and
you're still listening and you're not a patriot, that's just dumb.

(45:53):
So don't be an idiot.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Oh well, geez, scary. Thank you listening, Thank you for listening. Yeah,
but don't be an idiot.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
Thanks for listening, dummy. I like the tough lot.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
I think people like to hear that, you know, kind
of the swift kick in the in their non implanted behinds.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
And then I've had people call me an idiot before
it led to action.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
I don't know. I don't know what you're talking about, Matt,
what about you?

Speaker 5 (46:26):
I was gonna say, check out and Or It's on
Disney Plus streaming. Oh my god, you should meet my wife.
Same joke every goddamn time. Great show, second and final season.
And uh, seriously, if you've ever been interested in any
sort of Star Wars content, you have to start at
the beginning of and Or.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
But it is.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
Amazing to be a Star Wars Too much?

Speaker 1 (46:54):
Is this down for a few years. This is the
Rogue one series, Right's right?

Speaker 5 (47:00):
Yeah, Rogue one. It will You should watch Rogue one
as and Or season two is over. No, there's just
two seasons of and Or, and then you watch Rogue one. Oh,
and the second season is happening right now. It's like
the lead up to that movie.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
Hold on, Matt, well, yes, what you just said was
it's just sixteen hours of content and then you watch
a three hour movie.

Speaker 5 (47:19):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
It's no big deal.

Speaker 5 (47:21):
All right, Well, listen, you could be a hater or
if you like, uh, Tony Gilroy, who's one of the
all time greatest writers, Michael Clayton being his probably signature movie.
But just look up Tony Gilroy. He is the singular
voice all Rider, many many of the episodes directed.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
It's incredible Tony Gilroy right now.

Speaker 4 (47:44):
Oh you know what flickable? I am a fan of
and Or. I am also almost all caught up with
the new season first seasons fantastic. I'm backing Matt one
hundred percent on.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
This last week. It's fantastic film.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
It is kind of sad though that, out of all
of the shit that is, I'm out in the Star
Wars universe. Like, okay, you got the Mandalori and I'll
give you that. But the only other good product they've
produce is and Or, and they can only get two
seasons out of it because you know, we've all seen
the movie and we know how that ends. So it's
you know, oh yeah, we have a hit show. Too bad,
we can't really really do much with it.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
It's so good.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
Rogue one is the best Star Wars movie out there period.
Like I just I loved it. I even the first
time I watched it, I went in halfway thinking. I
went went in during the beginning and saw the second half,
and I watch and Or. Chris, you know I have
to I actually don't have Disney right now, so I gotta,
I gotta resubscribe.

Speaker 5 (48:38):
Don't you have children two year old?

Speaker 3 (48:40):
You don't have Disney? I don't. I don't.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
That's why I'm actually considering, because now he's actually starting
to understand shows like this, and they'll want to watch it,
but we don't. We don't blame them. A lot of
a lot of TV at the moment. So you know,
I look at you.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
Humble brag at the moment, old appearance over there. Yeah,
you never have any toys in the house. I bring
this up.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Gary, I was like, look like I've been wrong before.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
iPads No iPads at the moment either.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
But listen, let me say the weight that one. I
don't you know, I don't. We don't plan on it.
But you know he's not gonna have a cell phone
until he's twenty three. I think, so thanks what we
agreed on?

Speaker 3 (49:19):
All right?

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Well, anyway, my plug is for yeah, the Patreon, I'm
playing it. Oh shoot, I don't know, breakout any musics the.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Plugs tem talem.

Speaker 4 (49:36):
No, it's a wine bar, a wine bar.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
Yeah. Oh, and check out the olive garden.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
I mean, look, I said their food was very salty,
but it was a It was a fun experience either way.
We had a good time. They sang happy birthday is
very price, price is fair?

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Okay, tell me are they singing happy birthday or are
they doing their own kind of thing? Because happy Birthday
is public domain, so every.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
They're singing happy Birthday. And the next in the Patroon episode,
I'll go through all the all the other ones I
had to learn back when trademarked. All right, that will
do it. For this episode of water Cooler, we'll see
you later to speak for Patreon.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
We love you, Goodbye.