July 23, 2025 • 54 mins
The guys chat about Ozzy Osbourne, TSA Pre, and sitting outside looking at the trees.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
It's called dynamics. Baby. Loud to soft to loud really
shows you just uh where we're willing to take this.
Thank you so much for hanging out with us for
another episode of water Pool. You know how the show goes,
all right, Chris Locks, I want to kick it with
my cruel digital buds of yesteryear with me today. All
the way in Austin, Texas, it's Mett Fondelier, Hey brother,
(00:36):
Hey Matt. And then all the way in Orange County, California,
it's Gary Smith, hat it PoTA, Matt Dynamic Amics, Dynamics.
Thank you, Gary, you're not listening, Jesus, Let's let's hear.
Let's hear some more dynamics. All the way in North Hollywood, California,
it's Mike Dawson Show.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I said Sharon the way Ozzie says Sharon. Because we
lost the great one.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Time timely unbelievable at like right.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I'm sorry. I was the only one in my office
who was not shocked at all.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
I actually had a similar thing happened where I'm working
with some younger people right now, and they were like, oh,
what the hell, like that's not fair, and I thought, eh,
it probably is gonna happen to.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Later right after pretty farewell concerts, just like that time.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yeah, no, no, no, that party is definitely weird. But like
I was watching that reality show in two thousand and four, going, well, this.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Kid is the day now. Yeah, me too.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
So he got a lot, he got some borrowed time,
I think r P and then sorry I didn't. Still we'll
still talk dynamics.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Your mic is popping.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Speaking of dynamics, you're in that, but I'm not.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Yeah, I'm crickle crackle.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Let me I'll try to fix it. While in the
one second that Kiel introduces himself all the way in
Long Beach, California, it's kaylen bean.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
What going on on? Everybody?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
There was some dynamics in there, but I don't know.
I'm sure I'm trying.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Trying to buy stretch.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Giving Chris four seconds that was I liked it. Dynamics
and time.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Any wait, talk amongst yourself, guys, let me try to
fix this.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
That works.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah, God, Chris, is Mike popping terrible cale and take
it over?
Speaker 7 (02:33):
Yeah, it's I can't. I can't agree more. It's just
really annoying, bugging the hell out of me.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
That might popping.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Yeah, I gotta be honest, I think it might be
my mic as well, because I was definitely hearing some
weird sounds before I got on with you guys.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
But ears is more of a click. Chris has got
the pop, you know, it's slightly different.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
All right, Well, look, I didn't know that we needed
to highlight that there is something wrong with me, Thank
you very.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Much, Matt.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I just heard a crackle. No, he needed a snap
and we got breakfast.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Damn, dos you actually have some nice words about Ozzy
Osborne to say, because I feel like we just kind
of shit all over it. And maybe, uh.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Maybe you know there's one I mean, dude, there will
never be another one like him. It's it's a it's
a loss. But he was certainly already gone, you know
what I mean. I mean, I saw I saw Ozzie
play his very last concert in la and it was
the last Black Sabbath run, and I knew when he's
(03:29):
on this stage at the Forum, I'm like, that's it.
This guy is never performing again. But he did the
funniest thing. My one big observance of Ozzy, you know,
as the Prince of Darkness, the fucking so called Prince
of Darkness. There was a certain level of arrested development
with Ozzy. He seemed to approach everything with childlike wonder
(03:53):
and innocence and was able to carry that throughout his
whole life. And an example of that is when he
played when they played in LA for the Last Savage Show.
I mean he was, he was a wreck.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
Then.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
It was a decade ago, maybe a little less, but
he says, uh, he wasn't happy that the Los Angeles
crowd was not on their feet and cheering, And first
of all, it's an LA crowd, dude, They're like, you
better entertain us. We're not here for you. So that's
what you're gonna get in a lot of LA crowds.
But you know, Ozzie was old. Ozzie keeps on saying,
(04:30):
come on, Los Angeles, what's wrong with you, Los Angeles?
If you don't, if you don't make some noise, we're
not gonna play anymore. All right, here's iron Man, and
I'm like, Ozzy, you have to learn what a threat is.
You can't threaten not to play and then immediately play
(04:52):
the song everyone came to hear. And I was like, yeah,
that's uh to me. That was Ozzie and obsilated and
he so many of my heroes held Ozzy as their hero,
and that's you know, it's a big loss. But as
I said, man, he's he's kind of just been there
(05:12):
and gone for for a while now.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, I didn't mean to be shitting on him, Matt.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
I'm just saying, well I did, that was really trying
to cover my own ass.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Let's be clear, fair enough.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Yeah, I mean he lived, He lived a rock star life,
and I think making it to your past seventy five
as that's.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Pretty fucking dude. My dad was seventy six and my
dad all live a day like Ozzie.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah, so so yeah, man, I mean I think he
lived a full life, and you know, he left quite
a legacy behind. He's got, you know, a bunch of
awesome kids, and wife's still still a boss. So yeah,
definitely a loss. But I didn't mean to be shitting
on him at all.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Chris, how's your mic doing? I tried to buy you some.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Time, thank you. I Well, we will find out. It's everything.
Is that what the podcast is like when I'm not around?
That was terrible, you guys? Oh god, wow, I'm kidding
but anyway, dos the Crazy Train riff is still I
know Ozzie didn't he didn't write that riff, but that's
(06:17):
still like one of just like the go to riff.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Well you know, you know, speaking of that, that's obviously
or probably his most famous song on his first solo record.
But you forget man, and Ozzie was at the dawn
of MTV. Look up the video for Shot in the Dark.
It's one of the greatest MTV videos of all times.
(06:44):
Fucking delinquent fifteen year old hot chicks out in the
convertible and one of them's just not fucking happy. So
she makes a deal with the devil, and the Devil's azzy,
but that's not there's there's much more to it than that.
But it's like she doesn't like her fucking heavy rock,
heavily made up We're on the Sunset Strip friends because
(07:06):
she sees them as fake, and so she turns to
the oz Man and like, as as a child, you
look at this and you go, isn't that the devil?
You know, it's like, oh but yeah, man, oh great dude,
but yeah, fucking uh the rit from Crazy Train. But
(07:29):
you know, you forget about like war pigs.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Do you do you think that like Randy Rhodes and
all the guys are just like Ozzy comes up like
guy's a guy new song? All right, what is it now?
Ozzie shot? Oh great in the dark? Oh my god,
we were already called black Sabbath. You just ate a
bat last night, Chill. Can we write something a little,
(07:52):
you know, a little more radio friendly here?
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Trying to get you speaking of the Prince of Darkness, Chris,
I'm wondering what does the devil? What does Satan have
to say about Ozzie's passing. I don't know if we
can channel him right now.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
I think.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
That might be a little difficult. Let me see if
I can call him.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
You try to conjure him, you knowing, do you zuome him?
I just I did actually have the thought earlier today,
like you know, and this I mean this with all respect,
like did Ozzie go to Hell? Not because he was
a bad person, but because like he's the Prince of Darkness?
Isn't that like the ultimate goal? Like this is the
(08:36):
thing he would want to do. It's kind of a
strange thing. Sorry, your lordship, Yeah, we got you. Wait waits,
it gets me every time.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
Currently we're having the biggest ranger welcoming to our newest
member to our town. So I will gone for a while,
but your number and then your thanks.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I'm not gonna leave a message. Was a town. That's
what I learned from this. They prefer.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Town its one overpopulated town.
Speaker 8 (09:22):
Learned something new every day. I can't believe he got
you with the hello, hello, sorry time mean that. Of
course he's gonna get all this trick in the book.
How did we not see it coming?
Speaker 6 (09:36):
All right?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Well, anyway, rest in peace legend a fitting tribute.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
All right?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Well, Actually, speaking of music, I came back from quite
the concert myself last week. I am aware I've been
waiting with baited breath.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
What did you see? Who'd you see?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
He saw the dogs? It's a lady Ga Goggins.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Oh what.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
A haven't collect dude?
Speaker 4 (10:12):
If he was dressed his uncle baby Billy. I would
pay to see that ship.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
With with lady and that and take my money.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
So how was Kaga?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Oh it was good, very very like good. I good
is such an understatement. It was. It was an experience
just really I've never been I just realized I never
have seen a like a pop Icons concert before, like
I usually I usually go to rock concerts, right, so
you know, I was curious what this moshpit was going
to look like. But Chris do, I'm trying to pretend
(10:46):
you weren't at the Eras tour. I wish I would.
I would go Now that went uh uh yeah. I
mean I've seen Miley Cyrus play at Bottle Rock, but
that was like a festival, so wasn't really her show.
I just happened to be there. So going going to
this with her fans incredible, incredible experience.
Speaker 6 (11:08):
It so in.
Speaker 9 (11:09):
Residency, right, did they do that song that you do
Chris the dude da do du da?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Dude Da do da?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
That did happen? And yeah for those I mean everybody
knew what it was. But bad romance is what he's
talking about.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Were you sitting in the front row like, hey, can
I come on stage? Can I play that guitar?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
And I played bad Robot with you?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
You could play, I could play the guitar. I did not,
but but I wish I would have, so I remember.
So it was in Vegas three she she started the
tour like open the tour there three nights and we
want a night too. She's all while doing that choosing
like a residency at another hotel, matt where she's like
doing jazz piano and singing. So I mean, what venue
(11:52):
wish she performing the tour stops at this was this
was t Mobile Arena, and then I know she's gonna
be at like like the Forum, uh tomorrow or this
week or something. But regardless, so incredible show, as I said,
just like just unbelievable, and it just uh, all the
songs just melded. The theatrics, the choreography, the the set design,
(12:14):
everything was just so immersive and it was huge. It
felt like the each song was like the biggest Grammy
performance that you could see, Like like I can how
much money are they spending on each side? It's crazy.
So I remember we're driving there. We didn't We're in
an uber. We're writing there, and the uber drivers like hotest,
(12:34):
this is the hottest ticket in town. Like I picked
up some people last night too, and you guys, you
guys are gonna have a great time, like thank you sir,
like an older guy and then and then he's like, yeah,
if I if I had the money, I would definitely
see Lady Gaga. It's like, oh, okay, that's she's maybe
it was like when she did that, uh who did
she do the uh all this collapse with in Vegas
(12:56):
Rank Sinatra? No, No, she didn't do a bunch of
collabs with Frank.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Before we were born. Guy, you know, Tony Bettet should
take that as a compliment.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
At least at least he tried. Yeah, it was Tony Bennett.
So she did have Tony be like, oh, maybe it's
a Tony Benn and stuff. That got this older gentleman
to to really reson. He's like, oh, yeah, if I
had my ned see her, like, I will say that
Lady Gaga. She she's just so attractive and really really
great figure. Oh man, yeah, just and then just and
(13:39):
then just going on and Jen's like, and she's talented.
He's like, yeah, she's pretty talented. That like, oh my god,
bro pumped the brakes, not literally, And then uh, yeah,
well anyway, I thought that was funny. And then so
we go to the show. She's she's doing her things,
she's dancing, she's playing guitar, piano, and I'm just watch them, like, man,
(14:01):
she's attractive, Jesus. She is very commanding at the stage,
very good looking, like as I said, like the the
everyone also got these bracelets that lit up and they're
I don't know, like they scanin your seat and then
they give you this bracelet. So all the lights were
coordinated around so.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Like are the light show?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
The lights sweep and they sparkle and they do all
these like choreographed movements with the songs.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Dude, insomniac, this is like your dream.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
I get it. I get I'll just say I get
it now in zombiac. I understand. I understand it now now.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
We watched her set as part of Home Cella, and
I know it's not the full show because it's for
Coachella festival crowd, but I thought a lot of the
set had kind of a like demonic cult scary vibe,
and I'm wondering, was that part of what you saw?
Speaker 2 (15:03):
It was?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Yeah, it was?
Speaker 4 (15:05):
And how how yeah can we try calling back the
devil and find out if he has anything to say
about this? I'm just curious it's going that's.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Not sure, Okay, he's welcoming Azzie right now?
Speaker 2 (15:17):
All right?
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Well, you know sometimes see how they screened the call,
but then you know, you call him a second time
and then they actually pick up forget.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
It, but.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
It's not falling for it this time. I picked up.
I picked up dude, thanks for taking my call.
Speaker 6 (15:35):
Is what I wouldn't I welcoming.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
It's like you changed the outgoing message in the last
five minutes.
Speaker 6 (15:47):
So thank you Jared for calling number sos and all
the protices.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I can't all right, well fuck, and that was fun.
Speaker 6 (15:58):
That was me. I was That was me.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Just don't do that because that that'll please him if
you knew that that that's what happened. But but yeah,
I did talk to him and he does approve of
all that. Yeah, that the goth culture that she's she's
now embracing in her shows.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
So crazy w show.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Yeah, just wild show. The sound was incredible. She really sang.
You could tell because you could hear like she do
all the choreography, and then the song would stop and
you just hear her just gasping for air, like because
she has a headset my contract like as a as
they're transitioning to the next song. So you knew it
was real. I heard the breathing and she did a
lot of like hey, Vegas, put your hands up like
(16:39):
in the middle of song. So wasn't. I'm sure you know,
I'm sure still there are still some tracks that thicken
it up. But regardless, went.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
To show last week. It wasn't quite the Gaga show,
but it was the Pink Floyd cover band, Britt Floyd,
and they were debuting They're They're like the sanctioned Pink
Floyd cover band, tribute band, like the ones the Pink Like.
There's actually a dude, the sax player from that played
on during the Division Bell tour, Scottie. I met him,
(17:10):
nice guy anyway, like he's in the band. But they
did this sweet laser light show and I took like
three or four five mushroom tablets and right when, right
when Shine On You Crazy Diamond comes on. That's when
the light show kicked in. And I was like, they know,
(17:34):
they know, And if you start, if you take your
drugs before, right before the show starts, you're going to
start some peak action right during shine On And it
was fantastic. Parsons played, got to see him.
Speaker 6 (17:53):
But.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
That was fun as shit, But it was no Gaga.
It was no Gaga and there was no satanic stuff,
but they did do this what I thought was cool.
During Alan's set, they did it as like a tribute
to you know, Alan Parsons. As far as the pictures
projected on the screen, I saw pictures of Alan I've
(18:17):
never ever seen before, so picture of him and John Lennon,
like six months before John Lennon was killed, and like, whoa,
I have never seen that shit before. So it was
a really neat tribute. It was a good show and
some of the I know, some bobos went in in
to the show in San Diego, but that was pretty sick.
(18:42):
They did play Wish You Were Here in its entirety
a note for note seamless. But you know, with Pink
Floyd it took four, sometimes five, occasionally a sixth man
on stage. There were thirteen fucking people on this stage.
That's the way you have to do it too.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
That's about an eighth of what gug I had. So
it's fine. Yeah anyway, Oh and then so had a
great time in Vegas. I am a little worried I'm
too old for Vegas.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
Now.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
All I want to do is sleep. I don't like
I had a two day hangover after that night. So yeah,
it was it was tough. It was, it was tough,
and so.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
You guys I'm assuming had babysitters, Like, yeah, kid, it
wasn't with.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
You, right, Yeah, Jen's parents watched Benny while we were there,
So it was like we left Thursday late Thursday night
and then got back Saturday morning.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
So so dare I say that might be part of
why you were so exhausted, because you finally had like
time away from your kid. I'm assuming that's when you
like finally shut the fuck down, like you could finally
chill out.
Speaker 6 (19:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Yeah, sleeping in was all we really looked forward to
the most.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (19:55):
While we were there, Yeah, well, while your way, she
brought Benny over to the house, and I made the
mistake of trying to talk to him while he was eating.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
He was like like, hey, Manny, how's he did not?
Speaker 7 (20:06):
He's like, shut the fuck up, dude, I'm fucking he
had ranch all over his face, just getting down on cucumbers.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
I was like, try to say, hide to it.
Speaker 6 (20:14):
He do.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
He wasn't having any of it.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Oh, he told me.
Speaker 5 (20:17):
Yeah, he told me all that, like some asshole was
interrupting my meal.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
What do you guys think of this? So we were
Our flight was supposed to depart from Long Beach to
Vegas at like eight thirty or yeah, about about eight
twenty thirty twenty, like.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
You know, morning, night, night.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
So does after work, we drop off the kid and
then we go to the airport and uh early like
about four four three or four PM, flights delayed to
nine forty five. We get the text PM fourteen it's
for the story, Matt, thank you that you're totally right.
So Jen text me like like they all are like,
(20:56):
oh man, so flights to late. It's like, all right, whatever,
we'll figure some out. Well, you know, we'll go to
get an extra drink at the airport or something whatever.
And so we get to the airport later and it
still gives us some time for just like to get
a drink before we board. And we're sitting and then
they're like last call toboard this flight. They moved the
(21:18):
flight back to like eight forty five. But we didn't
get an alert. Oh no, so oh no, no that
they did that they do. Didn't know that that was
a thing, Yes they do, and so uh yeah, I
was just like, man, you can't, you can't du like
they overshot the delay.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Were you sitting in the bar and did you hear
your name over the loud speaker.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
No, no, we just we just saw the gate empty.
I think we got to check.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Everybody's on the Oh fun, dude, and this is Southwest yeah,
seat selection?
Speaker 1 (21:54):
No, no, no, not yet, not yet, although something was weird.
So I pride myself in having TSA pre and Jenny doesn't.
And I a move that I like to do is
just ditcher and go through the real quick. And I
have to, you know, go through all that business and
(22:15):
nun less wait for the other side, because look, I
have this service, I might as well use it.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
Sure, And I can't imagine what my wife would do
if I was like, see you on the other side, Chris,
have you? Oh my god, I am such a better
husband than either of you.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Oh god, I do it a lot.
Speaker 6 (22:35):
I do.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
It's actually now a joke. My mic is just dogs
right now. Keep talking. I'm gonna switch mics. Keep talking.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
Gary, Can you please state how you approach telling your
lovely bride that she can wait for the next twenty
minutes while you cruise through the TSA and catch you, Laida, I.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Mean, make better choices and I'll have a drink waiting
for you when you get there.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Write that down make better choices. Okay, I'll be sure
to say that Gary, I only did.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
It once, perfectly reasonable.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
She got her dsa pre checking line and then now
we all live a very happy life. But yeah, I
mean sometimes you got to educate people. I don't know
what to tell you, man, It's it's a it's a
two hour process that will save you countless hours over
the course of the next ten years.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Like, fucking get your shit together.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
You guys excited that we can keep our shoes on
in like a year when we go to the airport.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
No, because I've always been able to do that because
I have TSA pre Yeah.
Speaker 6 (23:40):
Drop.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Let me tell you, though, I thought that that was
going to be a banger Instagram post when I had
that story written and put it on Instagram, and it
fucking just the worst performance of anything I've ever posted.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Damn uh. If people want to like your posts, what
how would they do that?
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Follow Ali mag on Instagram?
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Yeah, hey, check wherever you're on social media, but Instagram
is the main one.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
It's funny though, that for years they made us take
off our shoes because somebody tried to blow up their
playing with the shoe. But it didn't work. They couldn't
do it. Yep, it didn't. It didn't happen. Impossible, But
just in case. Now for the next decade, you guys
(24:29):
all have to take off your shoes because one person
decades decades.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Yeah, it's pretty wild, Chris, we got your.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Bal all right, check.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
That popped on the first words.
Speaker 6 (24:42):
I want to like it.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Well, the thing is.
Speaker 7 (24:47):
Worst, go back. You had a third one at some point,
Maybe try that one.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
Killing you. You've been a little quiet about this whole
t s A situation. You have the pre check.
Speaker 7 (25:01):
No, I don't really fly that often, but I'm kind
of in the minority where it's like, yeah, okay, take
your shoes off. Like I would rather any precaution be
taken than not have a fucking accident on an airplane.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
It's like my greatest Oh yeah.
Speaker 7 (25:20):
You gotta fucking take your shoes off, Like big fucking deal.
Who cares take them off and put him back on?
Like I am, I'm not very annoyed by by the
extra security at TSA.
Speaker 5 (25:31):
I kind of welcome it, to be honest, But.
Speaker 7 (25:33):
Then again, I don't fly very often, so it's not
like has come from a guy that hasn't been on
a plane in probably over two years.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
So yeah, yeah, it's don't don't.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Yeah, I gotta fly next month. And that's that's the
thing that I hate the most about. I hate the
plane ride. I don't totally hate it, but I mostly
hate it. But just the whole I dread it. And
I gotta fly to Boston from LA and I get
(26:04):
severe anxiety before this going. Fuck, it's like the most
depressing thing in the world to me.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Logan, I want to apologize to the listeners about how
my microphone sounding. I'm going to restart everything, so we're
gonna take a quick break way back in just a
moment with more water cooler. So here's the thing about
my TSA pre. I recently renewed it, so there was
a window. There was one trip where I didn't have
it a few months ago, and I had to get
(26:36):
in line with Jenny and take off the shoes, take
out the laptop, Gary, the iPad Gary, the iPad Mini Gary.
I mean, what is this? What is this alsome tab
tab Gary? My big laptop. I was just trying to
(26:58):
think of everything every by the way, all separate, all
separate tubs too. When you do that, you haven't done
this in a minute. So I'm letting you know all
devices Gary, Gary likes your travel device is like me
and uh yeah, all separate tubs. I basically just have this.
(27:19):
It's just this huge assembly line of devices going through.
But so I went, uh so I got it renewed
because I had some work trips that I had to
go through as well. I was like, let's get it renude.
And now I got renewed, and I'm really happy about it.
And Jenny goes in her line to go in my line.
She's done before me. This is tsa pri How the
(27:41):
hell is she done with security before I am?
Speaker 4 (27:46):
That's just karma, dude, and behind And the.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Answer is this, Matt, Yeah, you don't have to take
off her shoes anymore. And she has a travel at
Tech and I'm just like, I didn't believe. He's like, yeah,
you do. She's like, no, you don't. It's all over
the news. I was like, I've never heard that. I've
never heard that in my life. This is insane. Yeah
it was. It was all over. It's a big story,
(28:11):
it's all over and like never, I've never heard that
in my life. And yeah, both ways, Uh, she didn't.
She didn't.
Speaker 6 (28:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
She said some account I follow. Uh it was probably
on mag that's one of the few news accounts we
do follow on IG. But anyway, so I was pretty
upset to find that both ways just as fast as
I was so admite TSA pre means nothing anymore unless
you're traveling with tech. I guess speaking of IG and
FB and x X, Kaylen Bean made up. No you
(28:45):
never I love about Kaylen's just like saying that you
don't even hold on, let me tell people what we're
talking about first, before you jump all over me. Klan,
before the mic s ended up, made a proclamation that
he is off social media for a week. Yeah. I
didn't even know you were on social media, to be honest,
so that'd be news to me. I found that surprising.
Speaker 5 (29:07):
I don't post on I've never posted on social media.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
We know, oh, we know, we've had I think you've
had fake Twitter accounts. People have wanted, wanted so bad
that they impersonate you. So what okay, So what led
to this and why? And what what's happening right here?
Speaker 6 (29:28):
What's weird?
Speaker 7 (29:28):
Because I didn't do to do it to me last week,
but like every Sunday, I'd wake up to my phone banging, like, hey,
just so you know, you averaged like three and a
half to four hours a day on your phone. And
I look at that every week and I go like, oh,
that's fucked.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Up, dude, that that alert is the most shameful alert
you get.
Speaker 7 (29:49):
Yeah, oh way, And it just hit me every it
was every single week it hit me, and it's just
been building up as like a like, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
Gary, I'm just for any one out there who may
not know this that isn't easily like something that's easily
turned off.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
Yes, I'm with a second that as well, very simple
toggle it. I do not experience that.
Speaker 7 (30:12):
I think it's good to know. I think it's how
I'm saying shame. It's gotten to me. It's gotten to
me to the point where I go like, all right,
like I need to stop doing this. And even Amy's
been like you're on your phone like way too much
and it's nothing.
Speaker 5 (30:23):
It's all just nothing.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
It's like I know, I know how that is. I
know how that goes. Okay, here's the thing. Here's my theory.
Calin if this is gonna make you feel any better,
because this is what made me feel better, especially when
I was working out in Glendale. Ways counts really right,
(30:45):
Like it's not like that's like how long you're on
social media. That's how long your phone is just displaying something. Yeah,
but if you.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Click into it, you can get a pretty clean breakdown
of what apps you're using.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Oh I don't want that.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Let him enjoy this, al right, Gary, good job, Galen.
This thing's a casino, dude, That's what it's. It's a
fucking casino.
Speaker 7 (31:09):
And I was just like I should just give this up,
and like to be fair, like, well, first I just
deleted Reddit because that was like the big one. First
I just had to get rid of Reddit. And then
once that was done, it was pretty easy to manage,
like Facebook and Instagram the only other two. And so
I just you know, there's been like one or two
times where I slip and I go on Facebook and
then I and then I turn it off. But like, yeah,
(31:33):
so I've just yeah, there's so many times where I'm
sitting there bored and I'm like and I reached for
my phone and instead just go, you know what, be bored,
Just be bored and it'll it'll be better.
Speaker 5 (31:43):
And it takes like a couple of days.
Speaker 7 (31:45):
But afterwards, like I fucking the other day, I went
outside in the backyard and I just sat there like
forty five minutes, no phoneme.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Like, look at the sky.
Speaker 7 (31:57):
I was just looking at the plants in the backyard.
I made myself a little charcouterie board for lunch and
had nice tea and it was fantastic.
Speaker 5 (32:03):
It was amazing. Yeah, it was great.
Speaker 7 (32:04):
I never would have done this if I hadn't fucking
given up social media. So it's going pretty good so far,
although it was tough for like the first two days.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
So wait, that's so proud, I know, right, Wow, shake
Kaitlin over here. I'm loving it.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
So if I read if I read some Facebook comments,
you're gonna start pumping your ears.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
Only if there's spoilers, baby, Okay.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
And by the way, did you hear about that that
CEO at the Coldplay concert?
Speaker 7 (32:33):
I did hear about that, okay, But I haven't heard
about so many other things that he was like, oh
my god, have you heard about this?
Speaker 5 (32:38):
I was like, no, I haven't.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Just fallow l a mag that's all you need, that's
the only it's only can't you need to follow if
they post Loxy shows.
Speaker 5 (32:45):
I mean, but that'd be that CEO thing was like
all over the news.
Speaker 7 (32:49):
I would walk out in the morning on the news
and see like CEO resign.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
It was so funny. Well, look, I think that's good
for you, that that you're you're doing that and it's
a definitely healthy that's Dawson said. It's a casino. Like I,
I didn't look at my phone at all when I
was in Vegas because I was in an actual casino.
So that helps too. But if you don't have an
actual casino around you, yeah, definitely pay attention because they
(33:14):
are programmed to keep your attention right. That's uh, that's
the new currency. It's not even about moneymore. It's about
people's attention and that's what people want to buy. That's
what companies want to buy that product. Yeah, it's your attention.
So Matt's on his phone right now's I think I
think he got some text from the devil saying to
stop calling me. All right, let's see some cloments all
(33:44):
alrighty and uh, before we get to comps, I just
want to say thank you again for making this far.
I apologize for all the clickity clacks in the first
half of the episode. I feel terrible about it. It threw
me off too, So you're all real ones for for sticking.
Speaker 4 (33:57):
It out with us.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
All right, let's see here. This is from our Let's
start with Patreon. Go to patronon accomplished water cooler to
joint fort was five bucks a month to get add
free episodes, an extra episode a week, movie clubs, meetups,
all that stuff. So opportunities for all that. So let's see.
Clay Taylor writes about our last our episode last week
hit motion.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
Oh just hearing the phrase again.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Clay Taylor writes, you can tell they worked really hard
on this one. All right, Clay, I don't like I
don't like the sound of that at all. What's up
with that, Clay?
Speaker 4 (34:38):
What was wrong the last episode? I think we worked
equally hard on all episodes. Okay, what enlighten me?
Speaker 1 (34:48):
I think you don't think maybe there's a massage parlor
pun in there? When he's saying we.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
Talked about massage pars Okay, there we go, there we go.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Okay, Well then that makes me feel better, Clay, Thank you.
Kevin Garrett says Crystal the story at the time, Jenny
improved a bachelor party in Vegas, but he conspiculously left
out the fact that she got them to go to
a strip club. I guess he didn't want the happy
ending and strip club stories in the same show. But
Jen is a legend for that, Kevin, You're fifty percent correct.
(35:17):
Jen is a legend. But I didn't care about the
happy ending and strip club story. If I'm gonna talk
about happy ending, the strip club story an't gonna stop me,
like it gonna be a bridge too far. I just
you know, I've told the story before. But and for
the record, she didn't just take them to a strip club.
She met me at a strip club. I was at
the strip club and she came and met with us.
(35:38):
I should stuff praying.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
Were you like on stage dancing or you know whatever.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
It doesn't matter, Matt. It doesn't matter what I was
doing there and how much fun I was having with
with or with all.
Speaker 4 (35:48):
How much money you were making.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
It doesn't matter. The fact is she met me there
and we had a good time. It was with the
we used to some of the Mangreen Bark rolls. The
after parties were lit. All right, Let's see a lot
of people to confirm a lot of people, I mean
(36:12):
sign up our patren A lot of people are leaving
some stories about the massage parlors. So it's I'm certainly
learning a lot about our demographic here. But yeah, read
some Duck Guy says, Kaitlin, you are the only one
making sense on the parking I always back into my spot.
Duck Guy, I don't think you understand what he's He's
(36:34):
going on the diction version.
Speaker 5 (36:35):
Backwards now unders understands perfect.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
What kind of turning radius do you have to be
able to get out of there? I, duck I doubt
you drive anything under a V six.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
You should listen to the last week's Patreon episode if
you want to have any idea what these you guys
are talking about with you.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Yeah, so, okay, you're right, Duck Guy, thank you. And
then Duck I says that's for these massage parlors. I
drive around Portland all the time and they're everywhere. They
keep popping up all over town. Bud he's a detective
for Portland PEDI and said it's one of the ways
they traffick these women in here, and it appears to
be funded by the cartels. That's fucking sad, Well, you bum.
Speaker 6 (37:10):
It about it.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
Way to make a funny topic. Yeah, sure, thank you appreciate.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
He says, without that. Well, that said, our our mutual
friend frequents these places as a single dude pushing forty.
And he says, it's fifty dollars for a thirty minute massage.
That's already that's I guess that's that's pretty standard, right
for like a massage parlor. Fifty bucks for thirty minutes
and then a minimum of a one hundred dollars tip
(37:39):
for HJ. And apparently the price and services go up
from there, so one hundred dollars off the books. And
he says, yes, he actually admitted this to me and
a cop over dinner one night. We've all been friends
at elementary school, so we're all cool.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Well, you should be going to Jenny's place because apparently
it's only twenty bucks.
Speaker 7 (38:00):
Well, yeah, I think it was forty, that's right, it says.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Yeah, we've all been friends at elementary school, so we're
all cool. Shout out to Ronnie. All right, David, let's
see David bros Houer Smith's sixth Nights is hold on.
Was Jens Muthseus male or female, and why is this
intentionally left out during chris is recanting of the story.
(38:24):
You know me, I'm the type to pause and ask
questions before listening to the rest of the episodes, So
hopefully this comes out, but the slips pass, like what
the hell are you guys doing? Gary Matt and Kaylen
Kalen egregiously spelled.
Speaker 5 (38:37):
Let's hear it?
Speaker 1 (38:38):
How k A y l y and he that's that's
clearly yeah, my.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
Name is Kaalen two y's two ends, like shut up.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Anyway, it was a guy. It was a guy at
that massaging gen at least I think she actually prefers women.
But I think it was he was the last guy.
He was the last one last. Maybe all the women
were busy. Let's see here.
Speaker 4 (39:11):
Getting busy piece.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Yeah, ok, yeah, they got they got the dinner rush.
Let's see here, that's a dessert rush. Marty Ward says,
it's weird how much of a boy scout somebody is
when it comes to parking spot etiquette. It didn't name,
it's just as it's weird how much of a boy
scout is when it comes to parking spot etiquette. If
(39:36):
only that I just reded the Okay, Let's see what
we can figure out. Let's figure out who he's talking about, Marty.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
Yeah, I'll tell you who he's talking about.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
Marty, Marty Ward Right. It's weird how much of a
boy scout is when it comes to parking spot etiquette.
If only that politeness extended to train seats, Marty, My.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
Parking lot etiquette does not apply if my car is
already parked in the spot.
Speaker 8 (40:17):
The fucking Chris Then, movie Junkie wrote in movie Junkie
of SLC.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Usually he wants a comment about movies. Calebn's reviews some
DVDs we check out. Let's see what he writes Movie
Junki of SLC after Dark. While I was living in
the Philippines many years.
Speaker 6 (40:40):
Ago, Oh boy, here we go.
Speaker 5 (40:43):
Now we're talking.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Our company put us up at a really nice hotel.
My buddy told me that one day he had got
a massage in this room the night before. He said,
at about minute fifty, and it was hour long massage.
The therapist started talking about how she struggled with raising
her three children, and that most of the money paid
for the massage was kept by the hotel, which was
about a nineteen dollars massage, and any other services. She
got to keep the money for herself. This is so sad.
(41:09):
Anybody I thought that also.
Speaker 3 (41:11):
Works on your sales pitch. I don't want to hear
about your three kids.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
I want to sympathy. Uh. He looked at her quizzically
and asked what kind of other services? She said, A
happy ending. My friend looked at me real serious then
and said, Jason, I had to do it for the kids.
(41:37):
There's more, but you know it's a movie.
Speaker 4 (41:40):
You don't always read all of his clment. You know
you trunkate it.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
That's very true, all right, Well anyway, those are those
are Patreon clments. Let me read a couple from our
Facebook group, and if you're not part of our Facebook group,
please join. Go to Facebook dot com slash groups slash
Bobo Boy Army Worldwide l l C answer for you
questions and then we might let you in. It's a
wonderful community. One of my favorite places are my favorite
place on the Internet and one of my favorite places
(42:05):
in the whole world. Let's see here. Uh. I think
I read this one. If I didn't. Alva Rosaria Goes
I woke up this morning with some insane pain on
his right foot. Sorry, Ki, yeah triggered. Let's see. Oh
I didn't. I didn't sort these in the right order.
(42:26):
I'm sorry. Let me oh, here we go. Ryan' Scripps says,
happy fourth from us. That's from the fourth of July.
Definitely a month ago.
Speaker 7 (42:37):
First started doing the math in his head.
Speaker 5 (42:44):
Wait a second this week.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
That real time. Happy new Year, everybody, I'm about math
taking fun of it, says Shae Fondal is gonna be
from Valentine's Ya Today. Richard Calay says, from July nineteenth, Chris, Oh,
let me, let me get the let me get the
right sound there. I can't walk by this sign without
(43:08):
thinking about the water cooler. And it's a sign in
front of a lake with a geyser saying no fishing. Yep,
so I love that. It's good advice. Let's see there's
some AI art of Dawson to go to our Facebook
group to see that.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
And ivone did the same thing. It was funny, you could,
uh you could. I was just looking at pictures right
and it said AI and I pressed the fucking button
and it gave me a cartoon version of what a
better looking me would look like. And it's like, oh,
(43:45):
you're you know, fucking I don't know. AI cannot do ugly.
A I cannot do ugly. Yet they'll get there, Jeffrey. Right,
couple things.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
Number one, I just hit my sculpture wedding gift anniversary today.
I'll let you folks look down one up. Do you
know what that is, Matt, sculpture wedding.
Speaker 4 (44:09):
I mean it sounds incredibly expensive. I hope you don't
have to purchase a sculpture. I have obviously not looked
it up, but that sounds terrifying.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
Something to look forward to, Matt. I mean you could
get out now.
Speaker 4 (44:20):
I wonder even what number anniversary that is. I should
start saving now.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
So I'm saying, he says, do the research yourself to
find that out. Let's see angled parking spaces and getting
there first. I did that once in Santa Barbara and
came back to a keyed passenger a keyed passenger door
on my jeep. I was there first, but apparently a
dude down the aisle saw it first and didn't appreciate
my claim. Oh there see, that's what happens.
Speaker 7 (44:47):
Yeah, these are the kind of people that don't understand parking.
They get so mad that they'll go key someone's car
just because they're so wrong about it.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 4 (44:56):
They live a very passive life by not taking the spot,
and then they very aggressively act out with the key.
Speaker 3 (45:03):
Twenty seventh Wedding Anniversary, Matt, so you can start saving now, okay.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Culture. That was thirty Andrew mcgiffoon, our boy mcgid That
was not from Gary Talks. That was not That was
quite the opposite. So I haven't had a day off
since March.
Speaker 6 (45:26):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
I like it all, our boy McGiffen, he writes in
he says, I feel like, as in Ohioan, I should
attempt to defend Cleveland.
Speaker 4 (45:38):
Yeah, you did it pretty dirty, he says.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
I feel like I should attempt to defend Cleveland, but
I won't. I went. I went to see Adam there
once and had to make the decision to pee in
a vacant lot versus attempt attempting to actually use the
gas station bathroom that was owned by either the Crips
or the Bloods all the way out. Thanks in Cleveland,
I thought they were like everywhere baby. Yeah so, but
(46:05):
more importantly, on the topic of beating kids, I just
turned forty and for the first three years of elementary school,
it was legal for teachers to hit us and they did.
Mm yeah, dos did you ever have that? I mean,
you want to cat.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
I never got hit, but my first day of first grade.
I hung out with this guy on Saturday night, my
first day of first grade.
Speaker 4 (46:28):
That's we got an intro.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
Here.
Speaker 4 (46:29):
Come on, this is fucking perfect ship. I as a
kid talking about first grade.
Speaker 1 (46:33):
You're right, we'll get we'll get We'll give the uh
these listeners a little taste of Patreon. Better make it goods.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
This is an aphis a kid to like first day
of first grade? Remember those boxes? Do you guys ever
have like a cigar box with your stuff?
Speaker 1 (46:51):
No, we're in first grade.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
Pleasant actual cigar box. It was now by this time,
a manufactured box with characters or pencils on it or
something whatever. And uh, my buddy Diggy and that was
his nickname since first grade. I hung out with Diggy
on Saturday night. But he opens up his box and
I'm sitting right next to him, and he's shown me
(47:13):
all his stuff and he's like, in, this is my eraser,
and here's my pencil, and here's my krans and as
soon as he gets your krans, dude, crack ruler right
on his fucking fingers drops the krans burst into flame,
and he just starts bawling, just starts bawling, and I
(47:34):
look at him. I'm fucking scared to death. I think
I'm next. I start crying. Finally, the very scary nun
got us to shut the fuck up and class continued.
But that was first day. That was the first day
of first grade. That was that was That was not
(47:55):
public school though, that was.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
That was frans prohibited.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
No, no, she just it probably took her that long
to walk across the room, you know, like she was
teaching a lesson. I don't know. She was probably needed
the attention of the class, and or we were just
supposed to sit there and not say a fucking word,
which is probably more like it. While she did whatever
the hell she had to do, because lord knows her
(48:23):
life is rough. So while she did what she had
to do, we just had to sit there and shut up.
But Diggy wanted to show me what he brought to school,
and he got he got cracked with a yardstick. Dude
with a yard stick.
Speaker 4 (48:40):
Oh that's like three rulers.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
Yeah, two times and rulers. What's a lot more leverage
you can get on a yard stick.
Speaker 6 (48:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:49):
Well, also I was very tiny. It could have been
a ruler, you know I was. I was six after.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
All, Yeah, very true?
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Or five? I guess six? Yeah, I think six.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
Men's always have the rulers. They would they would use that.
You know, if you and a girl were dancing too close,
like you have to be a certain amount of way.
I don't know where they measured, but.
Speaker 2 (49:14):
Did that your school?
Speaker 3 (49:16):
They put it in between you two. It wasn't like
a measurement. They would just put a ruler in between
you two. You had to be a ruler's length apart.
Speaker 4 (49:22):
Yeah, stop moving, please, we're gonna just remember quick message
measurements here.
Speaker 1 (49:29):
This is like, but I'm trying to do a hip
movement hippo ship. All right, Well there you go, Dawson
end it.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
That's some ship I did as a kid.
Speaker 1 (49:39):
And the free show tro I give them too much.
Come on, man, about mystery this ship. They don't know
what they don't know what it's going to sound like.
But anyway, it's very different from the intro. You have
to you have to find out, all right, Well, why
(50:01):
don't we. Uh, well, first off, McGiffin, a couple of things. Hi,
I haven't talked to you in a minute, so I
hope you're doing great. Remember we met him on the
cruise and absolutely he came. He rolled into that cruise
by himself and left that cruise like the most popular
guy there. Just made so many lifelong friends and it
was pretty it was pretty incredible. He what he managed
(50:23):
to accomplish in three days. Uh, yeah, we love you.
Speaker 6 (50:27):
Have your birthday?
Speaker 1 (50:28):
Super nice dude. All right, let's uh.
Speaker 9 (50:31):
Was it his birthday? He just wrote in or maybe
it's both. He had a birthday. I'm sure, No, it
happened recently. It did happen recently.
Speaker 2 (50:43):
If you look in in some of the things and
a bunch of a bunch of bobos showed up.
Speaker 4 (50:47):
Yes, yes, that's right.
Speaker 2 (50:48):
I saw It's a yes. And what Chris was saying, Yeah,
a big birthday.
Speaker 1 (50:54):
Yeah, that's he's had a birthday before. That's great. All right, Well,
while we go on the horn, get our plugs in
them our Patreon and I'll start over there in Long Beach, California.
Mister kaylen bean, what do you want us to check out?
Speaker 5 (51:08):
Just falling about with Michael Bean.
Speaker 7 (51:11):
Check that out, and you know what, take you know,
take a day or two, you know, get off that
social media.
Speaker 5 (51:17):
See how you feel. You feel good that Reddit, stay off?
Speaker 7 (51:20):
I mean, you know, still comment on the Facebook page
of course that that's still allowed.
Speaker 5 (51:24):
Always check that out.
Speaker 7 (51:25):
But other than that, yeah, just take a day or two,
get off, go for a walk, see how you feel.
Speaker 1 (51:29):
Go look at kayln new Man.
Speaker 6 (51:31):
Dude.
Speaker 4 (51:32):
One day he's sitting out there in the yard looking
at trees. Next day he's suggesting and people take walks.
You're a changed man.
Speaker 6 (51:38):
Are you? Who?
Speaker 4 (51:40):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (51:41):
All right? How about you?
Speaker 6 (51:42):
Matt?
Speaker 4 (51:44):
I will just say Patreon dot com slash water cooler
if you want to hear the second half of this conversation,
I'm just gonna tease it. I'm pretty excited about the shay.
You know, I think we're really going to change the world.
So there you go.
Speaker 1 (51:57):
Do you want to say where it is.
Speaker 2 (52:00):
Change the world?
Speaker 4 (52:01):
Patreon dot com slash water cooler.
Speaker 1 (52:05):
All right, Kier, what about you? Uh yeah, Patreon dot
com slash water cooler. Check it out. What's the do
we know what the movie is for this month?
Speaker 6 (52:13):
Oh? Great?
Speaker 3 (52:14):
Call?
Speaker 2 (52:15):
Well, yeah, I looked through. I looked through Netflix right
before this show started and wondering what you know, and like,
there's a lot of good movies on Netflix right now
that you know, Jaws is on there. I was like,
Jaws would be cool. And then as I'm going through,
I'm like, you know, I got so much fucking work
(52:37):
to do. I don't want to I don't want to
have to watch a movie again. And then I saw
the one movie that I've seen fifteen times, I think,
and I will totally watch this movie again. And it's
only an hour and a half and it's fucking hilarious
and it's called Burn. After reading, we're going to talk
(52:58):
about it.
Speaker 4 (52:58):
Okay, all right, you get here.
Speaker 1 (53:02):
I have seen it. It's been a while, it's been
before memes were really a thing. N after reading, let's
do it, all right, and then what do you want
to play?
Speaker 2 (53:11):
And I got the show Wednesday night tomorrow night, or
Wednesday night tonight if that's the way it works out.
But whatever. This week is this Wednesday night, I'm doing
a show at the Haha Comedy Club in North Hollywood,
So please get there. Follow me at Dos Angeles for
(53:32):
the ticket link. But you know, if you're in the valley.
Be it the best place in the valley, and that's
usually where I.
Speaker 1 (53:39):
Am Boom, go see Dawson Smart, I get to those
places killer on stage. And then as for me, my
band's playing at the Ordinary Long Beach this Saturday night
late like all night long, so this Saturday, so come out,
say what up? And that will do for this episode.
Walk We'll see you next week. Thanks again for hanging
(54:02):
out with us. Apologies for the technical difficulties earlier, and
we'll be better next time. We love you, Goodbye, m
Speaker 2 (54:22):
M
It's called dynamics. Baby. Loud to soft to loud really
shows you just uh where we're willing to take this.
Thank you so much for hanging out with us for
another episode of water Pool. You know how the show goes,
all right, Chris Locks, I want to kick it with
my cruel digital buds of yesteryear with me today. All
the way in Austin, Texas, it's Mett Fondelier, Hey brother,
(00:36):
Hey Matt. And then all the way in Orange County, California,
it's Gary Smith, hat it PoTA, Matt Dynamic Amics, Dynamics.
Thank you, Gary, you're not listening, Jesus, Let's let's hear.
Let's hear some more dynamics. All the way in North Hollywood, California,
it's Mike Dawson Show.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I said Sharon the way Ozzie says Sharon. Because we
lost the great one.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Time timely unbelievable at like right.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
I'm sorry. I was the only one in my office
who was not shocked at all.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
I actually had a similar thing happened where I'm working
with some younger people right now, and they were like, oh,
what the hell, like that's not fair, and I thought, eh,
it probably is gonna happen to.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Later right after pretty farewell concerts, just like that time.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yeah, no, no, no, that party is definitely weird. But like
I was watching that reality show in two thousand and four, going, well, this.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Kid is the day now. Yeah, me too.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
So he got a lot, he got some borrowed time,
I think r P and then sorry I didn't. Still we'll
still talk dynamics.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Your mic is popping.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Speaking of dynamics, you're in that, but I'm not.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Yeah, I'm crickle crackle.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Let me I'll try to fix it. While in the
one second that Kiel introduces himself all the way in
Long Beach, California, it's kaylen bean.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
What going on on? Everybody?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
There was some dynamics in there, but I don't know.
I'm sure I'm trying.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Trying to buy stretch.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Giving Chris four seconds that was I liked it. Dynamics
and time.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Any wait, talk amongst yourself, guys, let me try to
fix this.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
That works.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah, God, Chris, is Mike popping terrible cale and take
it over?
Speaker 7 (02:33):
Yeah, it's I can't. I can't agree more. It's just
really annoying, bugging the hell out of me.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
That might popping.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Yeah, I gotta be honest, I think it might be
my mic as well, because I was definitely hearing some
weird sounds before I got on with you guys.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
But ears is more of a click. Chris has got
the pop, you know, it's slightly different.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
All right, Well, look, I didn't know that we needed
to highlight that there is something wrong with me, Thank
you very.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Much, Matt.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I just heard a crackle. No, he needed a snap
and we got breakfast.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Damn, dos you actually have some nice words about Ozzy
Osborne to say, because I feel like we just kind
of shit all over it. And maybe, uh.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Maybe you know there's one I mean, dude, there will
never be another one like him. It's it's a it's
a loss. But he was certainly already gone, you know
what I mean. I mean, I saw I saw Ozzie
play his very last concert in la and it was
the last Black Sabbath run, and I knew when he's
(03:29):
on this stage at the Forum, I'm like, that's it.
This guy is never performing again. But he did the
funniest thing. My one big observance of Ozzy, you know,
as the Prince of Darkness, the fucking so called Prince
of Darkness. There was a certain level of arrested development
with Ozzy. He seemed to approach everything with childlike wonder
(03:53):
and innocence and was able to carry that throughout his
whole life. And an example of that is when he
played when they played in LA for the Last Savage Show.
I mean he was, he was a wreck.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
Then.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
It was a decade ago, maybe a little less, but
he says, uh, he wasn't happy that the Los Angeles
crowd was not on their feet and cheering, And first
of all, it's an LA crowd, dude, They're like, you
better entertain us. We're not here for you. So that's
what you're gonna get in a lot of LA crowds.
But you know, Ozzie was old. Ozzie keeps on saying,
(04:30):
come on, Los Angeles, what's wrong with you, Los Angeles?
If you don't, if you don't make some noise, we're
not gonna play anymore. All right, here's iron Man, and
I'm like, Ozzy, you have to learn what a threat is.
You can't threaten not to play and then immediately play
(04:52):
the song everyone came to hear. And I was like, yeah,
that's uh to me. That was Ozzie and obsilated and
he so many of my heroes held Ozzy as their hero,
and that's you know, it's a big loss. But as
I said, man, he's he's kind of just been there
(05:12):
and gone for for a while now.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, I didn't mean to be shitting on him, Matt.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
I'm just saying, well I did, that was really trying
to cover my own ass.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Let's be clear, fair enough.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Yeah, I mean he lived, He lived a rock star life,
and I think making it to your past seventy five
as that's.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Pretty fucking dude. My dad was seventy six and my
dad all live a day like Ozzie.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah, so so yeah, man, I mean I think he
lived a full life, and you know, he left quite
a legacy behind. He's got, you know, a bunch of
awesome kids, and wife's still still a boss. So yeah,
definitely a loss. But I didn't mean to be shitting
on him at all.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Chris, how's your mic doing? I tried to buy you some.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Time, thank you. I Well, we will find out. It's everything.
Is that what the podcast is like when I'm not around?
That was terrible, you guys? Oh god, wow, I'm kidding
but anyway, dos the Crazy Train riff is still I
know Ozzie didn't he didn't write that riff, but that's
(06:17):
still like one of just like the go to riff.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Well you know, you know, speaking of that, that's obviously
or probably his most famous song on his first solo record.
But you forget man, and Ozzie was at the dawn
of MTV. Look up the video for Shot in the Dark.
It's one of the greatest MTV videos of all times.
(06:44):
Fucking delinquent fifteen year old hot chicks out in the
convertible and one of them's just not fucking happy. So
she makes a deal with the devil, and the Devil's azzy,
but that's not there's there's much more to it than that.
But it's like she doesn't like her fucking heavy rock,
heavily made up We're on the Sunset Strip friends because
(07:06):
she sees them as fake, and so she turns to
the oz Man and like, as as a child, you
look at this and you go, isn't that the devil?
You know, it's like, oh but yeah, man, oh great dude,
but yeah, fucking uh the rit from Crazy Train. But
(07:29):
you know, you forget about like war pigs.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Do you do you think that like Randy Rhodes and
all the guys are just like Ozzy comes up like
guy's a guy new song? All right, what is it now?
Ozzie shot? Oh great in the dark? Oh my god,
we were already called black Sabbath. You just ate a
bat last night, Chill. Can we write something a little,
(07:52):
you know, a little more radio friendly here?
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Trying to get you speaking of the Prince of Darkness, Chris,
I'm wondering what does the devil? What does Satan have
to say about Ozzie's passing. I don't know if we
can channel him right now.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
I think.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
That might be a little difficult. Let me see if
I can call him.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
You try to conjure him, you knowing, do you zuome him?
I just I did actually have the thought earlier today,
like you know, and this I mean this with all respect,
like did Ozzie go to Hell? Not because he was
a bad person, but because like he's the Prince of Darkness?
Isn't that like the ultimate goal? Like this is the
(08:36):
thing he would want to do. It's kind of a
strange thing. Sorry, your lordship, Yeah, we got you. Wait waits,
it gets me every time.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
Currently we're having the biggest ranger welcoming to our newest
member to our town. So I will gone for a while,
but your number and then your thanks.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
I'm not gonna leave a message. Was a town. That's
what I learned from this. They prefer.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Town its one overpopulated town.
Speaker 8 (09:22):
Learned something new every day. I can't believe he got
you with the hello, hello, sorry time mean that. Of
course he's gonna get all this trick in the book.
How did we not see it coming?
Speaker 6 (09:36):
All right?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Well, anyway, rest in peace legend a fitting tribute.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
All right?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Well, Actually, speaking of music, I came back from quite
the concert myself last week. I am aware I've been
waiting with baited breath.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
What did you see? Who'd you see?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
He saw the dogs? It's a lady Ga Goggins.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Oh what.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
A haven't collect dude?
Speaker 4 (10:12):
If he was dressed his uncle baby Billy. I would
pay to see that ship.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
With with lady and that and take my money.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
So how was Kaga?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Oh it was good, very very like good. I good
is such an understatement. It was. It was an experience
just really I've never been I just realized I never
have seen a like a pop Icons concert before, like
I usually I usually go to rock concerts, right, so
you know, I was curious what this moshpit was going
to look like. But Chris do, I'm trying to pretend
(10:46):
you weren't at the Eras tour. I wish I would.
I would go Now that went uh uh yeah. I
mean I've seen Miley Cyrus play at Bottle Rock, but
that was like a festival, so wasn't really her show.
I just happened to be there. So going going to
this with her fans incredible, incredible experience.
Speaker 6 (11:08):
It so in.
Speaker 9 (11:09):
Residency, right, did they do that song that you do
Chris the dude da do du da?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Dude Da do da?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
That did happen? And yeah for those I mean everybody
knew what it was. But bad romance is what he's
talking about.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Were you sitting in the front row like, hey, can
I come on stage? Can I play that guitar?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
And I played bad Robot with you?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
You could play, I could play the guitar. I did not,
but but I wish I would have, so I remember.
So it was in Vegas three she she started the
tour like open the tour there three nights and we
want a night too. She's all while doing that choosing
like a residency at another hotel, matt where she's like
doing jazz piano and singing. So I mean, what venue
(11:52):
wish she performing the tour stops at this was this
was t Mobile Arena, and then I know she's gonna
be at like like the Forum, uh tomorrow or this
week or something. But regardless, so incredible show, as I said,
just like just unbelievable, and it just uh, all the
songs just melded. The theatrics, the choreography, the the set design,
(12:14):
everything was just so immersive and it was huge. It
felt like the each song was like the biggest Grammy
performance that you could see, Like like I can how
much money are they spending on each side? It's crazy.
So I remember we're driving there. We didn't We're in
an uber. We're writing there, and the uber drivers like hotest,
(12:34):
this is the hottest ticket in town. Like I picked
up some people last night too, and you guys, you
guys are gonna have a great time, like thank you sir,
like an older guy and then and then he's like, yeah,
if I if I had the money, I would definitely
see Lady Gaga. It's like, oh, okay, that's she's maybe
it was like when she did that, uh who did
she do the uh all this collapse with in Vegas
(12:56):
Rank Sinatra? No, No, she didn't do a bunch of
collabs with Frank.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Before we were born. Guy, you know, Tony Bettet should
take that as a compliment.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
At least at least he tried. Yeah, it was Tony Bennett.
So she did have Tony be like, oh, maybe it's
a Tony Benn and stuff. That got this older gentleman
to to really reson. He's like, oh, yeah, if I
had my ned see her, like, I will say that
Lady Gaga. She she's just so attractive and really really
great figure. Oh man, yeah, just and then just and
(13:39):
then just going on and Jen's like, and she's talented.
He's like, yeah, she's pretty talented. That like, oh my god,
bro pumped the brakes, not literally, And then uh, yeah,
well anyway, I thought that was funny. And then so
we go to the show. She's she's doing her things,
she's dancing, she's playing guitar, piano, and I'm just watch them, like, man,
(14:01):
she's attractive, Jesus. She is very commanding at the stage,
very good looking, like as I said, like the the
everyone also got these bracelets that lit up and they're
I don't know, like they scanin your seat and then
they give you this bracelet. So all the lights were
coordinated around so.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Like are the light show?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
The lights sweep and they sparkle and they do all
these like choreographed movements with the songs.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Dude, insomniac, this is like your dream.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
I get it. I get I'll just say I get
it now in zombiac. I understand. I understand it now now.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
We watched her set as part of Home Cella, and
I know it's not the full show because it's for
Coachella festival crowd, but I thought a lot of the
set had kind of a like demonic cult scary vibe,
and I'm wondering, was that part of what you saw?
Speaker 2 (15:03):
It was?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Yeah, it was?
Speaker 4 (15:05):
And how how yeah can we try calling back the
devil and find out if he has anything to say
about this? I'm just curious it's going that's.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Not sure, Okay, he's welcoming Azzie right now?
Speaker 2 (15:17):
All right?
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Well, you know sometimes see how they screened the call,
but then you know, you call him a second time
and then they actually pick up forget.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
It, but.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
It's not falling for it this time. I picked up.
I picked up dude, thanks for taking my call.
Speaker 6 (15:35):
Is what I wouldn't I welcoming.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
It's like you changed the outgoing message in the last
five minutes.
Speaker 6 (15:47):
So thank you Jared for calling number sos and all
the protices.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I can't all right, well fuck, and that was fun.
Speaker 6 (15:58):
That was me. I was That was me.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Just don't do that because that that'll please him if
you knew that that that's what happened. But but yeah,
I did talk to him and he does approve of
all that. Yeah, that the goth culture that she's she's
now embracing in her shows.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
So crazy w show.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Yeah, just wild show. The sound was incredible. She really sang.
You could tell because you could hear like she do
all the choreography, and then the song would stop and
you just hear her just gasping for air, like because
she has a headset my contract like as a as
they're transitioning to the next song. So you knew it
was real. I heard the breathing and she did a
lot of like hey, Vegas, put your hands up like
(16:39):
in the middle of song. So wasn't. I'm sure you know,
I'm sure still there are still some tracks that thicken
it up. But regardless, went.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
To show last week. It wasn't quite the Gaga show,
but it was the Pink Floyd cover band, Britt Floyd,
and they were debuting They're They're like the sanctioned Pink
Floyd cover band, tribute band, like the ones the Pink Like.
There's actually a dude, the sax player from that played
on during the Division Bell tour, Scottie. I met him,
(17:10):
nice guy anyway, like he's in the band. But they
did this sweet laser light show and I took like
three or four five mushroom tablets and right when, right
when Shine On You Crazy Diamond comes on. That's when
the light show kicked in. And I was like, they know,
(17:34):
they know, And if you start, if you take your
drugs before, right before the show starts, you're going to
start some peak action right during shine On And it
was fantastic. Parsons played, got to see him.
Speaker 6 (17:53):
But.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
That was fun as shit, But it was no Gaga.
It was no Gaga and there was no satanic stuff,
but they did do this what I thought was cool.
During Alan's set, they did it as like a tribute
to you know, Alan Parsons. As far as the pictures
projected on the screen, I saw pictures of Alan I've
(18:17):
never ever seen before, so picture of him and John Lennon,
like six months before John Lennon was killed, and like, whoa,
I have never seen that shit before. So it was
a really neat tribute. It was a good show and
some of the I know, some bobos went in in
to the show in San Diego, but that was pretty sick.
(18:42):
They did play Wish You Were Here in its entirety
a note for note seamless. But you know, with Pink
Floyd it took four, sometimes five, occasionally a sixth man
on stage. There were thirteen fucking people on this stage.
That's the way you have to do it too.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
That's about an eighth of what gug I had. So
it's fine. Yeah anyway, Oh and then so had a
great time in Vegas. I am a little worried I'm
too old for Vegas.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
Now.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
All I want to do is sleep. I don't like
I had a two day hangover after that night. So yeah,
it was it was tough. It was, it was tough,
and so.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
You guys I'm assuming had babysitters, Like, yeah, kid, it
wasn't with.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
You, right, Yeah, Jen's parents watched Benny while we were there,
So it was like we left Thursday late Thursday night
and then got back Saturday morning.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
So so dare I say that might be part of
why you were so exhausted, because you finally had like
time away from your kid. I'm assuming that's when you
like finally shut the fuck down, like you could finally
chill out.
Speaker 6 (19:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Yeah, sleeping in was all we really looked forward to
the most.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (19:55):
While we were there, Yeah, well, while your way, she
brought Benny over to the house, and I made the
mistake of trying to talk to him while he was eating.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
He was like like, hey, Manny, how's he did not?
Speaker 7 (20:06):
He's like, shut the fuck up, dude, I'm fucking he
had ranch all over his face, just getting down on cucumbers.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
I was like, try to say, hide to it.
Speaker 6 (20:14):
He do.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
He wasn't having any of it.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Oh, he told me.
Speaker 5 (20:17):
Yeah, he told me all that, like some asshole was
interrupting my meal.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
What do you guys think of this? So we were
Our flight was supposed to depart from Long Beach to
Vegas at like eight thirty or yeah, about about eight
twenty thirty twenty, like.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
You know, morning, night, night.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
So does after work, we drop off the kid and
then we go to the airport and uh early like
about four four three or four PM, flights delayed to
nine forty five. We get the text PM fourteen it's
for the story, Matt, thank you that you're totally right.
So Jen text me like like they all are like,
(20:56):
oh man, so flights to late. It's like, all right, whatever,
we'll figure some out. Well, you know, we'll go to
get an extra drink at the airport or something whatever.
And so we get to the airport later and it
still gives us some time for just like to get
a drink before we board. And we're sitting and then
they're like last call toboard this flight. They moved the
(21:18):
flight back to like eight forty five. But we didn't
get an alert. Oh no, so oh no, no that
they did that they do. Didn't know that that was
a thing, Yes they do, and so uh yeah, I
was just like, man, you can't, you can't du like
they overshot the delay.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Were you sitting in the bar and did you hear
your name over the loud speaker.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
No, no, we just we just saw the gate empty.
I think we got to check.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Everybody's on the Oh fun, dude, and this is Southwest yeah,
seat selection?
Speaker 1 (21:54):
No, no, no, not yet, not yet, although something was weird.
So I pride myself in having TSA pre and Jenny doesn't.
And I a move that I like to do is
just ditcher and go through the real quick. And I
have to, you know, go through all that business and
(22:15):
nun less wait for the other side, because look, I
have this service, I might as well use it.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
Sure, And I can't imagine what my wife would do
if I was like, see you on the other side, Chris,
have you? Oh my god, I am such a better
husband than either of you.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Oh god, I do it a lot.
Speaker 6 (22:35):
I do.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
It's actually now a joke. My mic is just dogs
right now. Keep talking. I'm gonna switch mics. Keep talking.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
Gary, Can you please state how you approach telling your
lovely bride that she can wait for the next twenty
minutes while you cruise through the TSA and catch you, Laida, I.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Mean, make better choices and I'll have a drink waiting
for you when you get there.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Write that down make better choices. Okay, I'll be sure
to say that Gary, I only did.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
It once, perfectly reasonable.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
She got her dsa pre checking line and then now
we all live a very happy life. But yeah, I
mean sometimes you got to educate people. I don't know
what to tell you, man, It's it's a it's a
two hour process that will save you countless hours over
the course of the next ten years.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Like, fucking get your shit together.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
You guys excited that we can keep our shoes on
in like a year when we go to the airport.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
No, because I've always been able to do that because
I have TSA pre Yeah.
Speaker 6 (23:40):
Drop.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Let me tell you, though, I thought that that was
going to be a banger Instagram post when I had
that story written and put it on Instagram, and it
fucking just the worst performance of anything I've ever posted.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Damn uh. If people want to like your posts, what
how would they do that?
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Follow Ali mag on Instagram?
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Yeah, hey, check wherever you're on social media, but Instagram
is the main one.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
It's funny though, that for years they made us take
off our shoes because somebody tried to blow up their
playing with the shoe. But it didn't work. They couldn't
do it. Yep, it didn't. It didn't happen. Impossible, But
just in case. Now for the next decade, you guys
(24:29):
all have to take off your shoes because one person
decades decades.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Yeah, it's pretty wild, Chris, we got your.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Bal all right, check.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
That popped on the first words.
Speaker 6 (24:42):
I want to like it.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Well, the thing is.
Speaker 7 (24:47):
Worst, go back. You had a third one at some point,
Maybe try that one.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
Killing you. You've been a little quiet about this whole
t s A situation. You have the pre check.
Speaker 7 (25:01):
No, I don't really fly that often, but I'm kind
of in the minority where it's like, yeah, okay, take
your shoes off. Like I would rather any precaution be
taken than not have a fucking accident on an airplane.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
It's like my greatest Oh yeah.
Speaker 7 (25:20):
You gotta fucking take your shoes off, Like big fucking deal.
Who cares take them off and put him back on?
Like I am, I'm not very annoyed by by the
extra security at TSA.
Speaker 5 (25:31):
I kind of welcome it, to be honest, But.
Speaker 7 (25:33):
Then again, I don't fly very often, so it's not
like has come from a guy that hasn't been on
a plane in probably over two years.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
So yeah, yeah, it's don't don't.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Yeah, I gotta fly next month. And that's that's the
thing that I hate the most about. I hate the
plane ride. I don't totally hate it, but I mostly
hate it. But just the whole I dread it. And
I gotta fly to Boston from LA and I get
(26:04):
severe anxiety before this going. Fuck, it's like the most
depressing thing in the world to me.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Logan, I want to apologize to the listeners about how
my microphone sounding. I'm going to restart everything, so we're
gonna take a quick break way back in just a
moment with more water cooler. So here's the thing about
my TSA pre. I recently renewed it, so there was
a window. There was one trip where I didn't have
it a few months ago, and I had to get
(26:36):
in line with Jenny and take off the shoes, take
out the laptop, Gary, the iPad Gary, the iPad Mini Gary.
I mean, what is this? What is this alsome tab
tab Gary? My big laptop. I was just trying to
(26:58):
think of everything every by the way, all separate, all
separate tubs too. When you do that, you haven't done
this in a minute. So I'm letting you know all
devices Gary, Gary likes your travel device is like me
and uh yeah, all separate tubs. I basically just have this.
(27:19):
It's just this huge assembly line of devices going through.
But so I went, uh so I got it renewed
because I had some work trips that I had to
go through as well. I was like, let's get it renude.
And now I got renewed, and I'm really happy about it.
And Jenny goes in her line to go in my line.
She's done before me. This is tsa pri How the
(27:41):
hell is she done with security before I am?
Speaker 4 (27:46):
That's just karma, dude, and behind And the.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Answer is this, Matt, Yeah, you don't have to take
off her shoes anymore. And she has a travel at
Tech and I'm just like, I didn't believe. He's like, yeah,
you do. She's like, no, you don't. It's all over
the news. I was like, I've never heard that. I've
never heard that in my life. This is insane. Yeah
it was. It was all over. It's a big story,
(28:11):
it's all over and like never, I've never heard that
in my life. And yeah, both ways, Uh, she didn't.
She didn't.
Speaker 6 (28:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
She said some account I follow. Uh it was probably
on mag that's one of the few news accounts we
do follow on IG. But anyway, so I was pretty
upset to find that both ways just as fast as
I was so admite TSA pre means nothing anymore unless
you're traveling with tech. I guess speaking of IG and
FB and x X, Kaylen Bean made up. No you
(28:45):
never I love about Kaylen's just like saying that you
don't even hold on, let me tell people what we're
talking about first, before you jump all over me. Klan,
before the mic s ended up, made a proclamation that
he is off social media for a week. Yeah. I
didn't even know you were on social media, to be honest,
so that'd be news to me. I found that surprising.
Speaker 5 (29:07):
I don't post on I've never posted on social media.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
We know, oh, we know, we've had I think you've
had fake Twitter accounts. People have wanted, wanted so bad
that they impersonate you. So what okay, So what led
to this and why? And what what's happening right here?
Speaker 6 (29:28):
What's weird?
Speaker 7 (29:28):
Because I didn't do to do it to me last week,
but like every Sunday, I'd wake up to my phone banging, like, hey,
just so you know, you averaged like three and a
half to four hours a day on your phone. And
I look at that every week and I go like, oh,
that's fucked.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Up, dude, that that alert is the most shameful alert
you get.
Speaker 7 (29:49):
Yeah, oh way, And it just hit me every it
was every single week it hit me, and it's just
been building up as like a like, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
Gary, I'm just for any one out there who may
not know this that isn't easily like something that's easily
turned off.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
Yes, I'm with a second that as well, very simple
toggle it. I do not experience that.
Speaker 7 (30:12):
I think it's good to know. I think it's how
I'm saying shame. It's gotten to me. It's gotten to
me to the point where I go like, all right,
like I need to stop doing this. And even Amy's
been like you're on your phone like way too much
and it's nothing.
Speaker 5 (30:23):
It's all just nothing.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
It's like I know, I know how that is. I
know how that goes. Okay, here's the thing. Here's my theory.
Calin if this is gonna make you feel any better,
because this is what made me feel better, especially when
I was working out in Glendale. Ways counts really right,
(30:45):
Like it's not like that's like how long you're on
social media. That's how long your phone is just displaying something. Yeah,
but if you.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Click into it, you can get a pretty clean breakdown
of what apps you're using.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Oh I don't want that.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Let him enjoy this, al right, Gary, good job, Galen.
This thing's a casino, dude, That's what it's. It's a
fucking casino.
Speaker 7 (31:09):
And I was just like I should just give this up,
and like to be fair, like, well, first I just
deleted Reddit because that was like the big one. First
I just had to get rid of Reddit. And then
once that was done, it was pretty easy to manage,
like Facebook and Instagram the only other two. And so
I just you know, there's been like one or two
times where I slip and I go on Facebook and
then I and then I turn it off. But like, yeah,
(31:33):
so I've just yeah, there's so many times where I'm
sitting there bored and I'm like and I reached for
my phone and instead just go, you know what, be bored,
Just be bored and it'll it'll be better.
Speaker 5 (31:43):
And it takes like a couple of days.
Speaker 7 (31:45):
But afterwards, like I fucking the other day, I went
outside in the backyard and I just sat there like
forty five minutes, no phoneme.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Like, look at the sky.
Speaker 7 (31:57):
I was just looking at the plants in the backyard.
I made myself a little charcouterie board for lunch and
had nice tea and it was fantastic.
Speaker 5 (32:03):
It was amazing. Yeah, it was great.
Speaker 7 (32:04):
I never would have done this if I hadn't fucking
given up social media. So it's going pretty good so far,
although it was tough for like the first two days.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
So wait, that's so proud, I know, right, Wow, shake
Kaitlin over here. I'm loving it.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
So if I read if I read some Facebook comments,
you're gonna start pumping your ears.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
Only if there's spoilers, baby, Okay.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
And by the way, did you hear about that that
CEO at the Coldplay concert?
Speaker 7 (32:33):
I did hear about that, okay, But I haven't heard
about so many other things that he was like, oh
my god, have you heard about this?
Speaker 5 (32:38):
I was like, no, I haven't.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Just fallow l a mag that's all you need, that's
the only it's only can't you need to follow if
they post Loxy shows.
Speaker 5 (32:45):
I mean, but that'd be that CEO thing was like
all over the news.
Speaker 7 (32:49):
I would walk out in the morning on the news
and see like CEO resign.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
It was so funny. Well, look, I think that's good
for you, that that you're you're doing that and it's
a definitely healthy that's Dawson said. It's a casino. Like I,
I didn't look at my phone at all when I
was in Vegas because I was in an actual casino.
So that helps too. But if you don't have an
actual casino around you, yeah, definitely pay attention because they
(33:14):
are programmed to keep your attention right. That's uh, that's
the new currency. It's not even about moneymore. It's about
people's attention and that's what people want to buy. That's
what companies want to buy that product. Yeah, it's your attention.
So Matt's on his phone right now's I think I
think he got some text from the devil saying to
stop calling me. All right, let's see some cloments all
(33:44):
alrighty and uh, before we get to comps, I just
want to say thank you again for making this far.
I apologize for all the clickity clacks in the first
half of the episode. I feel terrible about it. It threw
me off too, So you're all real ones for for sticking.
Speaker 4 (33:57):
It out with us.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
All right, let's see here. This is from our Let's
start with Patreon. Go to patronon accomplished water cooler to
joint fort was five bucks a month to get add
free episodes, an extra episode a week, movie clubs, meetups,
all that stuff. So opportunities for all that. So let's see.
Clay Taylor writes about our last our episode last week
hit motion.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
Oh just hearing the phrase again.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Clay Taylor writes, you can tell they worked really hard
on this one. All right, Clay, I don't like I
don't like the sound of that at all. What's up
with that, Clay?
Speaker 4 (34:38):
What was wrong the last episode? I think we worked
equally hard on all episodes. Okay, what enlighten me?
Speaker 1 (34:48):
I think you don't think maybe there's a massage parlor
pun in there? When he's saying we.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
Talked about massage pars Okay, there we go, there we go.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Okay, Well then that makes me feel better, Clay, Thank you.
Kevin Garrett says Crystal the story at the time, Jenny
improved a bachelor party in Vegas, but he conspiculously left
out the fact that she got them to go to
a strip club. I guess he didn't want the happy
ending and strip club stories in the same show. But
Jen is a legend for that, Kevin, You're fifty percent correct.
(35:17):
Jen is a legend. But I didn't care about the
happy ending and strip club story. If I'm gonna talk
about happy ending, the strip club story an't gonna stop me,
like it gonna be a bridge too far. I just
you know, I've told the story before. But and for
the record, she didn't just take them to a strip club.
She met me at a strip club. I was at
the strip club and she came and met with us.
(35:38):
I should stuff praying.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
Were you like on stage dancing or you know whatever.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
It doesn't matter, Matt. It doesn't matter what I was
doing there and how much fun I was having with
with or with all.
Speaker 4 (35:48):
How much money you were making.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
It doesn't matter. The fact is she met me there
and we had a good time. It was with the
we used to some of the Mangreen Bark rolls. The
after parties were lit. All right, Let's see a lot
of people to confirm a lot of people, I mean
(36:12):
sign up our patren A lot of people are leaving
some stories about the massage parlors. So it's I'm certainly
learning a lot about our demographic here. But yeah, read
some Duck Guy says, Kaitlin, you are the only one
making sense on the parking I always back into my spot.
Duck Guy, I don't think you understand what he's He's
(36:34):
going on the diction version.
Speaker 5 (36:35):
Backwards now unders understands perfect.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
What kind of turning radius do you have to be
able to get out of there? I, duck I doubt
you drive anything under a V six.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
You should listen to the last week's Patreon episode if
you want to have any idea what these you guys
are talking about with you.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Yeah, so, okay, you're right, Duck Guy, thank you. And
then Duck I says that's for these massage parlors. I
drive around Portland all the time and they're everywhere. They
keep popping up all over town. Bud he's a detective
for Portland PEDI and said it's one of the ways
they traffick these women in here, and it appears to
be funded by the cartels. That's fucking sad, Well, you bum.
Speaker 6 (37:10):
It about it.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
Way to make a funny topic. Yeah, sure, thank you appreciate.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
He says, without that. Well, that said, our our mutual
friend frequents these places as a single dude pushing forty.
And he says, it's fifty dollars for a thirty minute massage.
That's already that's I guess that's that's pretty standard, right
for like a massage parlor. Fifty bucks for thirty minutes
and then a minimum of a one hundred dollars tip
(37:39):
for HJ. And apparently the price and services go up
from there, so one hundred dollars off the books. And
he says, yes, he actually admitted this to me and
a cop over dinner one night. We've all been friends
at elementary school, so we're all cool.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Well, you should be going to Jenny's place because apparently
it's only twenty bucks.
Speaker 7 (38:00):
Well, yeah, I think it was forty, that's right, it says.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Yeah, we've all been friends at elementary school, so we're
all cool. Shout out to Ronnie. All right, David, let's
see David bros Houer Smith's sixth Nights is hold on.
Was Jens Muthseus male or female, and why is this
intentionally left out during chris is recanting of the story.
(38:24):
You know me, I'm the type to pause and ask
questions before listening to the rest of the episodes, So
hopefully this comes out, but the slips pass, like what
the hell are you guys doing? Gary Matt and Kaylen
Kalen egregiously spelled.
Speaker 5 (38:37):
Let's hear it?
Speaker 1 (38:38):
How k A y l y and he that's that's
clearly yeah, my.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
Name is Kaalen two y's two ends, like shut up.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Anyway, it was a guy. It was a guy at
that massaging gen at least I think she actually prefers women.
But I think it was he was the last guy.
He was the last one last. Maybe all the women
were busy. Let's see here.
Speaker 4 (39:11):
Getting busy piece.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Yeah, ok, yeah, they got they got the dinner rush.
Let's see here, that's a dessert rush. Marty Ward says,
it's weird how much of a boy scout somebody is
when it comes to parking spot etiquette. It didn't name,
it's just as it's weird how much of a boy
scout is when it comes to parking spot etiquette. If
(39:36):
only that I just reded the Okay, Let's see what
we can figure out. Let's figure out who he's talking about, Marty.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
Yeah, I'll tell you who he's talking about.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
Marty, Marty Ward Right. It's weird how much of a
boy scout is when it comes to parking spot etiquette.
If only that politeness extended to train seats, Marty, My.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
Parking lot etiquette does not apply if my car is
already parked in the spot.
Speaker 8 (40:17):
The fucking Chris Then, movie Junkie wrote in movie Junkie
of SLC.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Usually he wants a comment about movies. Calebn's reviews some
DVDs we check out. Let's see what he writes Movie
Junki of SLC after Dark. While I was living in
the Philippines many years.
Speaker 6 (40:40):
Ago, Oh boy, here we go.
Speaker 5 (40:43):
Now we're talking.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Our company put us up at a really nice hotel.
My buddy told me that one day he had got
a massage in this room the night before. He said,
at about minute fifty, and it was hour long massage.
The therapist started talking about how she struggled with raising
her three children, and that most of the money paid
for the massage was kept by the hotel, which was
about a nineteen dollars massage, and any other services. She
got to keep the money for herself. This is so sad.
(41:09):
Anybody I thought that also.
Speaker 3 (41:11):
Works on your sales pitch. I don't want to hear
about your three kids.
Speaker 1 (41:16):
I want to sympathy. Uh. He looked at her quizzically
and asked what kind of other services? She said, A
happy ending. My friend looked at me real serious then
and said, Jason, I had to do it for the kids.
(41:37):
There's more, but you know it's a movie.
Speaker 4 (41:40):
You don't always read all of his clment. You know
you trunkate it.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
That's very true, all right, Well anyway, those are those
are Patreon clments. Let me read a couple from our
Facebook group, and if you're not part of our Facebook group,
please join. Go to Facebook dot com slash groups slash
Bobo Boy Army Worldwide l l C answer for you
questions and then we might let you in. It's a
wonderful community. One of my favorite places are my favorite
place on the Internet and one of my favorite places
(42:05):
in the whole world. Let's see here. Uh. I think
I read this one. If I didn't. Alva Rosaria Goes
I woke up this morning with some insane pain on
his right foot. Sorry, Ki, yeah triggered. Let's see. Oh
I didn't. I didn't sort these in the right order.
(42:26):
I'm sorry. Let me oh, here we go. Ryan' Scripps says,
happy fourth from us. That's from the fourth of July.
Definitely a month ago.
Speaker 7 (42:37):
First started doing the math in his head.
Speaker 5 (42:44):
Wait a second this week.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
That real time. Happy new Year, everybody, I'm about math
taking fun of it, says Shae Fondal is gonna be
from Valentine's Ya Today. Richard Calay says, from July nineteenth, Chris, Oh,
let me, let me get the let me get the
right sound there. I can't walk by this sign without
(43:08):
thinking about the water cooler. And it's a sign in
front of a lake with a geyser saying no fishing. Yep,
so I love that. It's good advice. Let's see there's
some AI art of Dawson to go to our Facebook
group to see that.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
And ivone did the same thing. It was funny, you could,
uh you could. I was just looking at pictures right
and it said AI and I pressed the fucking button
and it gave me a cartoon version of what a
better looking me would look like. And it's like, oh,
(43:45):
you're you know, fucking I don't know. AI cannot do ugly.
A I cannot do ugly. Yet they'll get there, Jeffrey. Right,
couple things.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
Number one, I just hit my sculpture wedding gift anniversary today.
I'll let you folks look down one up. Do you
know what that is, Matt, sculpture wedding.
Speaker 4 (44:09):
I mean it sounds incredibly expensive. I hope you don't
have to purchase a sculpture. I have obviously not looked
it up, but that sounds terrifying.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
Something to look forward to, Matt. I mean you could
get out now.
Speaker 4 (44:20):
I wonder even what number anniversary that is. I should
start saving now.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
So I'm saying, he says, do the research yourself to
find that out. Let's see angled parking spaces and getting
there first. I did that once in Santa Barbara and
came back to a keyed passenger a keyed passenger door
on my jeep. I was there first, but apparently a
dude down the aisle saw it first and didn't appreciate
my claim. Oh there see, that's what happens.
Speaker 7 (44:47):
Yeah, these are the kind of people that don't understand parking.
They get so mad that they'll go key someone's car
just because they're so wrong about it.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 4 (44:56):
They live a very passive life by not taking the spot,
and then they very aggressively act out with the key.
Speaker 3 (45:03):
Twenty seventh Wedding Anniversary, Matt, so you can start saving now, okay.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Culture. That was thirty Andrew mcgiffoon, our boy mcgid That
was not from Gary Talks. That was not That was
quite the opposite. So I haven't had a day off
since March.
Speaker 6 (45:26):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
I like it all, our boy McGiffen, he writes in
he says, I feel like, as in Ohioan, I should
attempt to defend Cleveland.
Speaker 4 (45:38):
Yeah, you did it pretty dirty, he says.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
I feel like I should attempt to defend Cleveland, but
I won't. I went. I went to see Adam there
once and had to make the decision to pee in
a vacant lot versus attempt attempting to actually use the
gas station bathroom that was owned by either the Crips
or the Bloods all the way out. Thanks in Cleveland,
I thought they were like everywhere baby. Yeah so, but
(46:05):
more importantly, on the topic of beating kids, I just
turned forty and for the first three years of elementary school,
it was legal for teachers to hit us and they did.
Mm yeah, dos did you ever have that? I mean,
you want to cat.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
I never got hit, but my first day of first grade.
I hung out with this guy on Saturday night, my
first day of first grade.
Speaker 4 (46:28):
That's we got an intro.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
Here.
Speaker 4 (46:29):
Come on, this is fucking perfect ship. I as a
kid talking about first grade.
Speaker 1 (46:33):
You're right, we'll get we'll get We'll give the uh
these listeners a little taste of Patreon. Better make it goods.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
This is an aphis a kid to like first day
of first grade? Remember those boxes? Do you guys ever
have like a cigar box with your stuff?
Speaker 1 (46:51):
No, we're in first grade.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
Pleasant actual cigar box. It was now by this time,
a manufactured box with characters or pencils on it or
something whatever. And uh, my buddy Diggy and that was
his nickname since first grade. I hung out with Diggy
on Saturday night. But he opens up his box and
I'm sitting right next to him, and he's shown me
(47:13):
all his stuff and he's like, in, this is my eraser,
and here's my pencil, and here's my krans and as
soon as he gets your krans, dude, crack ruler right
on his fucking fingers drops the krans burst into flame,
and he just starts bawling, just starts bawling, and I
(47:34):
look at him. I'm fucking scared to death. I think
I'm next. I start crying. Finally, the very scary nun
got us to shut the fuck up and class continued.
But that was first day. That was the first day
of first grade. That was that was That was not
(47:55):
public school though, that was.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
That was frans prohibited.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
No, no, she just it probably took her that long
to walk across the room, you know, like she was
teaching a lesson. I don't know. She was probably needed
the attention of the class, and or we were just
supposed to sit there and not say a fucking word,
which is probably more like it. While she did whatever
the hell she had to do, because lord knows her
(48:23):
life is rough. So while she did what she had
to do, we just had to sit there and shut up.
But Diggy wanted to show me what he brought to school,
and he got he got cracked with a yardstick. Dude
with a yard stick.
Speaker 4 (48:40):
Oh that's like three rulers.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
Yeah, two times and rulers. What's a lot more leverage
you can get on a yard stick.
Speaker 6 (48:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:49):
Well, also I was very tiny. It could have been
a ruler, you know I was. I was six after.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
All, Yeah, very true?
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Or five? I guess six? Yeah, I think six.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
Men's always have the rulers. They would they would use that.
You know, if you and a girl were dancing too close,
like you have to be a certain amount of way.
I don't know where they measured, but.
Speaker 2 (49:14):
Did that your school?
Speaker 3 (49:16):
They put it in between you two. It wasn't like
a measurement. They would just put a ruler in between
you two. You had to be a ruler's length apart.
Speaker 4 (49:22):
Yeah, stop moving, please, we're gonna just remember quick message
measurements here.
Speaker 1 (49:29):
This is like, but I'm trying to do a hip
movement hippo ship. All right, Well there you go, Dawson
end it.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
That's some ship I did as a kid.
Speaker 1 (49:39):
And the free show tro I give them too much.
Come on, man, about mystery this ship. They don't know
what they don't know what it's going to sound like.
But anyway, it's very different from the intro. You have
to you have to find out, all right, Well, why
(50:01):
don't we. Uh, well, first off, McGiffin, a couple of things. Hi,
I haven't talked to you in a minute, so I
hope you're doing great. Remember we met him on the
cruise and absolutely he came. He rolled into that cruise
by himself and left that cruise like the most popular
guy there. Just made so many lifelong friends and it
was pretty it was pretty incredible. He what he managed
(50:23):
to accomplish in three days. Uh, yeah, we love you.
Speaker 6 (50:27):
Have your birthday?
Speaker 1 (50:28):
Super nice dude. All right, let's uh.
Speaker 9 (50:31):
Was it his birthday? He just wrote in or maybe
it's both. He had a birthday. I'm sure, No, it
happened recently. It did happen recently.
Speaker 2 (50:43):
If you look in in some of the things and
a bunch of a bunch of bobos showed up.
Speaker 4 (50:47):
Yes, yes, that's right.
Speaker 2 (50:48):
I saw It's a yes. And what Chris was saying, Yeah,
a big birthday.
Speaker 1 (50:54):
Yeah, that's he's had a birthday before. That's great. All right, Well,
while we go on the horn, get our plugs in
them our Patreon and I'll start over there in Long Beach, California.
Mister kaylen bean, what do you want us to check out?
Speaker 5 (51:08):
Just falling about with Michael Bean.
Speaker 7 (51:11):
Check that out, and you know what, take you know,
take a day or two, you know, get off that
social media.
Speaker 5 (51:17):
See how you feel. You feel good that Reddit, stay off?
Speaker 7 (51:20):
I mean, you know, still comment on the Facebook page
of course that that's still allowed.
Speaker 5 (51:24):
Always check that out.
Speaker 7 (51:25):
But other than that, yeah, just take a day or two,
get off, go for a walk, see how you feel.
Speaker 1 (51:29):
Go look at kayln new Man.
Speaker 6 (51:31):
Dude.
Speaker 4 (51:32):
One day he's sitting out there in the yard looking
at trees. Next day he's suggesting and people take walks.
You're a changed man.
Speaker 6 (51:38):
Are you? Who?
Speaker 4 (51:40):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (51:41):
All right? How about you?
Speaker 6 (51:42):
Matt?
Speaker 4 (51:44):
I will just say Patreon dot com slash water cooler
if you want to hear the second half of this conversation,
I'm just gonna tease it. I'm pretty excited about the shay.
You know, I think we're really going to change the world.
So there you go.
Speaker 1 (51:57):
Do you want to say where it is.
Speaker 2 (52:00):
Change the world?
Speaker 4 (52:01):
Patreon dot com slash water cooler.
Speaker 1 (52:05):
All right, Kier, what about you? Uh yeah, Patreon dot
com slash water cooler. Check it out. What's the do
we know what the movie is for this month?
Speaker 6 (52:13):
Oh? Great?
Speaker 3 (52:14):
Call?
Speaker 2 (52:15):
Well, yeah, I looked through. I looked through Netflix right
before this show started and wondering what you know, and like,
there's a lot of good movies on Netflix right now
that you know, Jaws is on there. I was like,
Jaws would be cool. And then as I'm going through,
I'm like, you know, I got so much fucking work
(52:37):
to do. I don't want to I don't want to
have to watch a movie again. And then I saw
the one movie that I've seen fifteen times, I think,
and I will totally watch this movie again. And it's
only an hour and a half and it's fucking hilarious
and it's called Burn. After reading, we're going to talk
(52:58):
about it.
Speaker 4 (52:58):
Okay, all right, you get here.
Speaker 1 (53:02):
I have seen it. It's been a while, it's been
before memes were really a thing. N after reading, let's
do it, all right, and then what do you want
to play?
Speaker 2 (53:11):
And I got the show Wednesday night tomorrow night, or
Wednesday night tonight if that's the way it works out.
But whatever. This week is this Wednesday night, I'm doing
a show at the Haha Comedy Club in North Hollywood,
So please get there. Follow me at Dos Angeles for
(53:32):
the ticket link. But you know, if you're in the valley.
Be it the best place in the valley, and that's
usually where I.
Speaker 1 (53:39):
Am Boom, go see Dawson Smart, I get to those
places killer on stage. And then as for me, my
band's playing at the Ordinary Long Beach this Saturday night
late like all night long, so this Saturday, so come out,
say what up? And that will do for this episode.
Walk We'll see you next week. Thanks again for hanging
(54:02):
out with us. Apologies for the technical difficulties earlier, and
we'll be better next time. We love you, Goodbye, m
Speaker 2 (54:22):
M
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