October 14, 2025 • 51 mins
The guys chat about surprise trips, licking lips, and flops that flip.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
Hey, welcome to water Cooler. Thank you so so much
for tuning in. You know how the show goes A
blocks a mona kick it with my Corolla digital buds
of yesteryear with me today all the way, I guess,
not North Hawley, California, he just walked away. All the
way in Austin, Texas, it's Matt Fondelier by Brother, Matt.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I'm here, I'm here, baby.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
You have a lot of nerve, a lot of freaking nerve.
And then all the way in Orange County, California, it's
Gary Smith, Hoty, Patna.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Oh yeah, and by the way, Matt, Yeah, how dare you?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
How freaking dare you? You think we we're okay? Well
to your listeners in just a.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Moment, dimments. I've been getting emails with people's opinions on me,
on you, on you and I and are how.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
We how we feel about this?
Speaker 5 (01:13):
And you feel.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
I'm not looking forward to that, which I pretty wish.
That would wish, that would have made the uh pro meeting.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Well, that guy who just hurt our feelings all the
way Lumbia's, California.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
That's kaylen Bean.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
It's going on friends, friend, He's just delighted.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
We'll talk about that in a moment.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Two And lastly, but not leastly, all the way to
North Hollywood, California, mister Mike Dawson's.
Speaker 6 (01:47):
Here, would it be? What it is? What it looked like?
Speaker 4 (01:50):
All of the above?
Speaker 7 (01:51):
Man?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Okay, First off, so Gary and I are a little
perturbed because it's Matt's pick for the movie Club this
uh this month, and it's just the stars have a
lined and Matt Matt got.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
To pick in his movie is Torture Ween.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
It's for the month of October, that is during the
fondle Weeen season as we all know and love, and
this is a time where Matt likes to theme his
movies around a certain genre.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Does it feel to you, Chris, like you and I
are in Matt's personal Saw movie where like he saw
and he's like, he's like the horrible little things that
are going to happen to us and then just watching
back and going like a content.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
It is. It is what we're doing, right, Matt.
Speaker 8 (02:41):
I mean it didn't begin that way, but it has
slowly evolved over time.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I will say, Yeah, So Matt picked the movie Gerald's Game,
which we've talked about on.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
The show years ago movie.
Speaker 7 (02:54):
By the way, the t sounds like a game of
pick up three park.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
Let's play with Gerald's game. Bro.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
No, Gerald sounds like he's very young. He sounds like
a kid. It sounds like a kid's movie. Maybe his
dog is Airbud. We don't really know, just based off
the title, but there's a big.
Speaker 7 (03:14):
Big chasm between Gerald and Molly there.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
That's right. Oh, Molly's game. Great movie. Oh there you go, fantastic.
I would watch that game.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Can we watch that movie three times instead of this
one once? And then watch Rounders too, because I'll be
in the mood and we can.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Watch the game.
Speaker 8 (03:32):
Now we're talking. Now, we're talking. Well, listens as I've
as I said on our Patreon, which, by the way,
if you want to really have that incredible water cooler moment,
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mercy of what Netflix has to offer. You understand. Maybe
I would have picked a different horror movie, but their
(03:55):
selection was like, eh, is.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
That a lot of rom coms on there too?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Manber game I can't confirm is on Netflix?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Is it all right?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Yeah? On Netflix?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Not very Halloween, No, definitely, it's definitely not Alloween, as
is the game, so so much for that excuse, Matt Hub.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Those are both on Netflix.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Got uh yeah, and hull Be's Halloween, I think is
still on Netflix. So we have we have.
Speaker 6 (04:23):
God, you didn't pick that, Thank you, Matt.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
You picked Little Nikki. I don't even like it.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
I still like.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
I still stand by Little Nikki, best ensemble cast of.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
Any ants And Adam Sandler.
Speaker 7 (04:35):
Movie fucking Rodney Dangerfield.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
Isn't that bullshit? Man?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Oh? I remember?
Speaker 6 (04:41):
I remember? I love that. I still love that movie.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Isn't Quentin Tarantino in that movie doesn't mean?
Speaker 6 (04:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Then Dawson. Dawson's correct with his statement there anyway. So
I guess we'll begin some emails just completely siding with
me and Gary. I don't know, but we can. We
can read some of those in the comments maybe later.
I don't I don't need a downer right away. Let
in fact, let's let's keep let's keep spirits high.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yeah, what's going on, guys, Calen you need to jump
into that.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Kaylen is right now in his room and just off screen,
just the very next centimeter I could imagine from where
the frame of his picture ends, a new sixty five
inch TV begins and he's a little worried that he
may have gotten too big of a TV for the room.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Yeah, here's the thing, No such thing, right, well, I
really not.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
I feel like I remember you Gary at one point
saying that you got like a seventy five inch TV
because he thought it would be cool, and then you
were like, oh this is this is actually too big?
Or am I just I could be No, okay, no, no,
I remember you at one point saying like, there is
a too big limit.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
There is.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
I'm right at the threshold right now, that much.
Speaker 8 (05:58):
I come from a long line of film nerd friends,
a couple of whom had those digital projectors and they
would dedicate an entire wall and project a giant movie
to be like one hundred foot screen.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
It was amazing.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
Well, okay, watching a movie, it's one thing, like, yeah, okay,
you're watching a movie. It's theater experience. But when you're
just like when you're just chilling and you're just like,
you know, trying to watch the game where you're trying
to it's just it's a little distracting. You can't like
even see all of it very clearly. It's like your
peripherals are kind of getting cut off.
Speaker 8 (06:34):
To be clear, when you say when you're watching the game,
you are still talking about the Michael Douglas.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Film, No, the Gerald's game.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
My buddy Iy's house.
Speaker 7 (06:42):
He used to have just this huge white wall thirty
by thirty and they used that to end. You haven't
seen big TV until you're watching hockey and the players
are bigger than you when they're on the screen, it's
it's amazing.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
So you can't go too big.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Wait, so parts of the images get cut off if
the screen's too big. Maybe we do watch it at
Kaylen's house. Yes, maybe watched house because that's the only
thing that gets cut off, right, Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Think technically I think that's right, Kayln.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
I guess I probably said there is a such a
thing as a big too big of a TV, like
depending on the size of the room.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
But I don't regret the one that I have at all.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
The wall that it's on is enormous, and I don't
think it looks super you know.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Honestly, I set it up and I was like, Okay,
it's big, and the whole family, even my daughter's walking
in my Wow, that's a big TV. Like everyone that
walks in the room goes, yeah that it's big. Yeah,
And I was watching TV and I was kind of
feeling I don't know about it, but of course I
got to try out hell Divers on it. As as
soon as I boot it up Hell Divers, I knew
immediately Ultimately I made the right decision. Yeah, ultimately this
(07:53):
is it's gonna stay. It's not.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
How soon are you're going back to the storage unit?
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Oh he already has if he hooked heell divers. Yeah,
he went to retrieve.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
Now it had been out, and now that I got
this TV, I A'm going back to that storge for
a while. It's going to stay. It is for quite
a while.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
He's Halloween for the kids.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Okay, to freeze my account for a few months.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
It's gonna have a lot of a lot of pond cleaning.
When a podcast nights come around?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Yeah, what what what was playing on the TV? That
one you made? You want to buy Kitlin? You're at
You're at best Buy? Butterflies?
Speaker 5 (08:35):
The guy surfing in very generic? Yeah, just like colorful patterns,
like I don't I think it was. I think it was,
you know, honestly, I think it was a college football game.
I think that's what was on there.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
I went into best Buy and I looked around at
all the TVs and I I had just been hearing
for so long. Oh, TV's have gotten so much cheaper
over the years, Like there's so cheap. They're so cheap.
And I just googled it and I was like, oh,
I can get a TV for like three fifty at
best Buy or whatever. And I walked into best Buy
and all the like kind of pretty decent ones were
in the like fifteen hundred dollars range, and I was like,
(09:08):
oh no, they're still pretty expensive. And I searched around
all the best Buy and I found this sixty five
inch Samsung for five hundred dollars and I was like, oh,
this one is okay. And then I was like, okay,
so what's up with this TV?
Speaker 6 (09:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Yeah, I went into best Buy looked at it, and
then I left and went home.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
I looked at it. I looked all around, I compared
them all. I saw this one. Then I went home.
Then I did my research. I went to Amazon reviews.
I did all that and all the reviews checked out.
I was like, okay, can I get this cheaper elsewhere.
It was an extra fifty dollars at Target and Walmart.
So I was like, Okay, this looks good. So then
I went back and bought it later.
Speaker 8 (09:50):
Wow, you know how how many salespeople did you make
upset by leaving that store because they saw you scan in.
They were like, we got this guy. He's gonna be
he's gonna roll out with one of those cvs, one
of those somebody.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
Tells me to work on commission at best Buy.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Sales guys these days kind of know what's up. I
think they're they don't. They didn't really seem to give
a fuck. One guy who was like twenty two kind
of rolled up. He was probably high. I was like,
can I help you with something? I was like just look,
and he's like, all right, that's what I like.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Look, I'm old school. I like good service. I like
when people come up to me. So the first thing
I do when I I'll walk into the store is
I start licking my lips.
Speaker 7 (10:31):
Oh yeah, okay, it that you mean hands together.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
I just I start, I walk in, I look at it.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I just started licking my lips and and then I
get a wad of cash and I just roll it
up into like a you know, a little wad, a
little ball there, and I just stick it in my
front pocket.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
Let a magnum condom fall out of.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
The extra tight pants, and I just let that wad
just really prominently show my lips walking around that store.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
It's funny. I don't think they didn't seem like the
Best Buy guys were working off commission. But I did
have a similar experience recently. I needed a new desk
chair and I was looking around on Amazon, and I
found one model that I liked, but I wasn't sure
if it was exactly gonna fit my desk. I could
see the measurements, but I couldn't see them clearly enough,
and I was not confident enough to buy it. So
(11:20):
I walked into a furniture store and there's three guys
up front. They all got iPads, and they fucking rush you.
I walked in. They rushed me, Hey what it man,
I'm looking for like a just a chair for my desk.
And he was showing me around all these like really
expensive chairs or whatever. And then I walked I walk
it gets it gets better. I walked by, I walked
(11:40):
by the area. I walked by the area where like
you sit down to pay for your furniture and like
finance everything. And there were the chairs that I was
looking at on Amazon, and I was like, that's the chair.
That's the chair. I want that chair. So then I
started like pulling the chair out and taking pictures of it,
and the guy was like, this isn't for sale. You
(12:00):
can't buy that chair here, that's what you can't.
Speaker 6 (12:03):
No, this is just for customers.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
I was like, no, I want this chair, and so
I took all the pictures and measurements and then left
and that guy was pit like away with that iPad.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
He was so mad. That happened a Living Spaces I
did this same thing. I saw this accent table in
a chair, and I'm like, I need this. I need
this today. Like that you can you can order it
and we'll have to ship it from our warehouse. I'm like, no,
I'll just take this one. Like that's I'm for sale.
I'm like, what do you mean, what do you mean
just here's the money?
Speaker 6 (12:33):
Let me yeah exactly.
Speaker 7 (12:35):
Why don't you take the new chair from the warehouse
and all take this one.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
I will take this one.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
This is the one I want and I need it
now or you were not getting my money.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Ever, they never got my money, Helen. What store did
you go into?
Speaker 5 (12:48):
I think it was Living Spaces.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
It must be like some weird business.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
But you know what's exactly it's I've been to another
place that's exactly like that. It's is Bob's Discount Furniture.
You walked door and three people with iPads are fucking
booking it towards you, which everyone gets there first. The
other two kind of turn around and are fucking like
shaking their heads, and then that person fucking shadows you
and will like not leave you alone.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
And like, I can't stand that.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Answer any questions you have or whatever, but like they
will not leave you alone. I can't stand it either, Matt,
and it drives me nuts.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
But I mean you should confront them.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Yeah, I mean I have, and they've like somewhat backed off.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
But what that means is they're standing like twenty five
or thirty feet away watching you, And I almost hate
that more.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
It is very annoying, but you do kind of got
to respect the hustle at the same time.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Yeah, I mean, you know, I look, they're more helpful,
like if you ask them questions like they know everything.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
They just check their iPad.
Speaker 8 (13:46):
Well, you need to sell them. If I like, you're
welcome to spy on me from a distance. But if
I catch even a glimpse of that iPad, I'm giving
your commisis is going to somebody else. So feel free
to to de trail me. But I'm gonna be looking
over my shoulder.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
And if I see you, it's done.
Speaker 8 (14:07):
I'm going to go back to the front and I'm
gonna go get Jenny to to do this instead.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
You need you need to be analoged.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
So this actually happened to me to wait that in
that scenario, do I need to go identify someone else
and get their first name before I make this threats?
Speaker 8 (14:21):
I mean, you got it's like a matter joel situation,
Like I just threw out Jenny that you know.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Yeah, that's you're just wondering how this is, like how
much you thought this through?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Well, speaking of Jenny and uh in the situation, this
happened to me last week. So in the books on
the family cal ender that try to you know, try something.
Speaker 6 (14:50):
Away.
Speaker 9 (14:52):
Let me let me, let me let me see if
it comes off the tunnel, right, you know, I don't
I was I realized that I slowed right in, which.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
I thought was seamless.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
But you guys needed to grind the show to a
halt and bring it up.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Yeah, we're the ones who are slowing down the show. Yeah,
I was seamless. Listeners with books on.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
The finished books. We books.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
When there are books on the family calendar? What the
fuck could that possibly be? House with you had said it?
Speaker 4 (15:28):
It was I did you.
Speaker 6 (15:29):
Mean to say, did you mean to say bookings?
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Yes? No, yes I did, calendar.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
But he started by saying in the books, because it's
like a cool way I'm saying, you have something on
your calendar?
Speaker 5 (15:41):
Right well, he said calendar really brought it home, the calendar.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
All right. Well sorry, okay, let me try this again.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
So yeah, please, you have the floor.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
So we've we had something in our bookings at the.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Let's try one more, and this time pretend really hard
that you're a human being.
Speaker 8 (16:05):
Pretty normal statements, pretty normal statements to be making.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
This shouldn't be hard.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
All right, So we had, Yeah, we had some days
that we wanted appointed in our schedules and faking yes,
some days in our schedules.
Speaker 6 (16:26):
Oh boy, and.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
Come on, you guys got me in my head down.
You guys got me. I'm flowing. I was freaking riding
the wave.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Yeah, okay, any catch another one, fella. So Jenny and
I had had a few days locked off for future
plans in our calendar, and she said, hey, plans or
family plans, family plans, Well just it was for me
(17:04):
and or She's like, hey, your birthday's coming up. I
want to plan a trip for you, just me and you.
Let's go. Let's just have the weekend like I got
someone to watch Benny, and why don't we just because
we don't even get date nights. So it's just nice
to be able to just do something. Me and her
just thought of that just sounded awesome and something that
(17:25):
we both really needed. And I said, okay, so this
is over. This is like two months ago. She's like, hey,
book out whatever last weekend was October tenth. I guess
that weekend or just you know, make sure you have
no plans, no golf, no stuff with friends.
Speaker 7 (17:40):
And let's just in that case, Chris, that big block out,
not book out.
Speaker 6 (17:45):
You know.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Okay, I'm gonna start. I'm gonna have to start from
the beginning, all right, Okay.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
Would locked up? I liked. That was pretty good.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
Yeah, I did say locked up.
Speaker 6 (17:53):
You can lock up, you can lock some shit, you
can lock up a day.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
So she's like, lock it up, lock it up, babe,
if I prefer locking it up out. Yeah, Well she
said lock it up, and I said.
Speaker 6 (18:03):
It down, lock it up, lock it down. See. Yeah, No,
there's a lot of options with.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Lock I mean, any preposition you want. I'm like, lock
it through, right, yeah, yeah, killing.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
That's a good one. I like that one. I don't
know how you'd use it, but I like it.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Yeah, lock it through. That's what we did. Yeah, we
lock it dude.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Well so.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
She's not gonna like that nodding. I'm kidding. So we yes,
we locked it through. And uh, and it's always just
been in the books. I mean the calendar, Family tree out,
locked out, locked off, Google cal blackdown, blocked off all days,
(18:42):
all days, not even eight to nine pm, eight am
to nine pm blocks.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
So these are the all this is.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
The all day tab and blackout control a yeah, freaking
blackout bingo right there that weekend and and it's all
but she says, I'm not telling you where we're going.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
It's all BookSmart.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
I got you it's a surprise, which I can handle,
I think for the most part. And the weeks are
you know, the months are turning in two weeks and
weeks during the days and it's just like, hmmm, so, uh,
I got a pack for this trip? What anything I
need to know? She's like, how many? How many pairs
(19:19):
of swimsuits you have? I'd go like, I think I
have like one or two, and she's like, okay, you
might need more. I do, yeah, And what's your what's
your outerwear situation? Like like, do you have any snow gear?
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Parking? I'm like, what is did you?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Did?
Speaker 6 (19:32):
You?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Did your wife just give you the liner check? Is
that what that was?
Speaker 4 (19:38):
Yeah? That she gave me.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
She gave me basically the marriage liner check. Asked me
about my swimsuits, and she's trying to throw me off
the same.
Speaker 6 (19:45):
Why do you need more than one swimsuit.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Question?
Speaker 7 (19:54):
And she doesn't want you to look the same, which
is weird change.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
I'll go a whole week with one swimsuit on a trip,
but then on top of it, why would you need
multiple swimsuits if at any point during this trip you're
also going to need outer wear? Yeah, she's trying to
throw me off the scent. She's like, but she's like,
I bet she's gonna she's going through because she doesn't
want me to know. She really doesn't want me to
know anything. She's keeping it quite a secret. And and
(20:21):
I'm having fun with it too, because here's the thing. People,
If people, if someone else is trying to surprise you,
it's fun like asking funny questions like oh what do
you think? Or oh uh, where should we get lunch
on the way on the drive over unless it's a flight,
you know, things like that.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
It's funny.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
But like if you're really snooping and you're going through
stuff like, don't do that. Let the person have their surprise.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
Like that.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
That was something that was important to me, So I
really didn't snoop and I would just I played along
with all of it, and spoiler alert, the surprise was awesome.
So she's like, well, how about this? Do you have
any flip flops? And I was like, ew no, Actually
I don't though, because they broke at the at the
(21:06):
last trip. The little thing, the thong thing that goes
in between your toes, the nub just freaking came on.
They weren't their reefs there reefs. Reefs are still good though,
but Gary.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Sounds like they end up under the ocean.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
I wish you had told me this in advance, because
I have a pair of rainbows that belong to you.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Actually, how is that possible? He kept them as is
gonna absolutely hate this.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
My gift, my gift to everyone who came to my
bachelor party, was supposed to be a pair of rainbow
sandals that Loreally purchased for me on my behalf and
got like everyone's sizes, and then I forgot I have.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
I was like, dude, I've gone like five yo yo
balls from her and one pair of sandals.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
Man, push time is not on her. Next time we
see each other in person, I will bring them to you,
all right.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Well anyway, so so Jens like, hapout this, just pick
up pick up a swimsuit and uh pair of flip flops.
It's like, okay, so they're just there's just placed down
the street called rip Curl, which.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
Hell yeah yeah, rip Curl rules. So I go.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
I go there and like a Monday at noon, I
walk in the story. I started licking my lips, rub
my hands.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
Nice.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
Nice seeing what's going on? What's going on?
Speaker 7 (22:34):
Around here like like, hey, body of this ain't a
hot topic.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
I looked like I looked like hello, cool Jay hosting
the American Music Awards, you know, right right, you know.
And and this guy, this surfer dude, this uh, this youngster,
He's like, hey, bro, what's up?
Speaker 4 (22:50):
And I'm like, what's up? You know he probably thinks,
you know, one of him walk in there, you know,
stright up, twenty years old.
Speaker 6 (23:01):
Oh this is great.
Speaker 4 (23:02):
He's like, oh man.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
He then he goes, oh, did you go out this morning?
Speaker 6 (23:06):
How was it out there, sweet dude?
Speaker 1 (23:13):
And I'm looking I'm like, no, no, I didn't. No time,
no time under my breath's like never searched the moment.
Speaker 6 (23:20):
The man's fucking are right now.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Bro, this is not the first guy whos confused you
for being uh.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
I think I have that look. I think I have
the look, the vibes. It's just, you know, it's just
this one lone guy. By the way he was. I
had to wait for him to get there. He was
on his lunch break and he's the only guy there.
So we had to put up the sign that's like
back in fifteen minutes.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
The clock.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Yeah, that was the clock back back at this time. Yeah,
sounds like, dang, dude, that's old school.
Speaker 6 (23:50):
Did it?
Speaker 8 (23:50):
Did it stay back at or did it have something
clever like catch you later?
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Should Yeah?
Speaker 6 (23:55):
Got you see it? I tad back from the beach.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Yet, Yeah it should have been that. No, this is
a little more old school. But I will I will
recommend such a thing because we hit it off. We
were chatting the whole time, you know, and I ask
how long you waited? I waited five to ten minutes?
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Okay, Yeah, what's your limit for something like that? Would
you wait more than that?
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Because that's probably the upper end of my limit. If
it's now fifteen minutes, I'm probably out. Sorry, it was
fifteen minutes. It's a clock, so it's fifteen minutes of
when I got there. So it's like I'll be back
at twelve twenty or something and then.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Back it for twenty. I guess that's what he'd leave.
Speaker 6 (24:38):
Yeah, that is a.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
Rip curl, like a very chain common, like one person
working at a rip curl.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Some Monday at noon.
Speaker 9 (24:47):
Man.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (24:50):
Killing there's a internet, if people could buy things there
so that people don't go to stores anymore.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Change, I know, exactly. That's what all those workers do.
They have their they're just buying it off the internet
for you, just freaking They're just going to their website.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
It's a better deal on Amazon, you know that.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
So so I go and he's like helping, Okay, what
are you looking for? And I'm like, uh, need some
oh you know, I'm looking for some flip flops.
Speaker 5 (25:15):
Like wait, hold on, hold on, you waited ten minutes
to pick out a pair of flip flops and a
bathing suit. Yeah, you didn't just go get a pair
of flip flops and a bathing suit.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Well I couldn't get it.
Speaker 5 (25:29):
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought I was assuming it was
a kind of like a cashier type deal.
Speaker 6 (25:35):
So there wasn't.
Speaker 7 (25:36):
So what you're saying, Chris, is there wasn't like a
fucking hollist or right next door to this rip curl.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
No, No, this is soul. This is on the beach, man,
this is right on the beach right.
Speaker 7 (25:45):
That's why I mean, there's no hot topic and you
can't get fucking flip flops there anyway. No, And that's
like Depeche Mode had, like cool flips.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
I want to get I want to get it from
the source.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
I want to get it from the guys who really
wear flip flops, And it was either sure, is either here.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Yeah, so yeah, that's if I went.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
I was like, I should do my own line of
flip flops.
Speaker 7 (26:07):
Yeahs yeah, laiers, Yeah, these are all good.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
They're already cut.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
No, that's that's my that's here's a little focus group
slash map, because this is a guy walking in searching
for some flip flops. Like, hey, he's like, what do
you need. I'm like, I'm looking for some flip flops.
He's like, oh, you need some flops, and I'm like, yeah, yeah,
you need some flop yeah. And then so I'm looking,
I picked this, this, uh, this nice this once again reef.
(26:40):
But they're they're nice and cushiony and big.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Not the ones like the cushiony like not the ones with.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
The bottle opener underneath that reef now, which is like,
by the way, if you're using that to open your bottles,
that's that's the whole other thing.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
That's the whole other thing.
Speaker 8 (26:52):
So unless you're actually doing it with your foot, and
then I'm actually kind of impressed.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
The only thing I like about those those handles. Is
that if I see somebody who's wearing them, especially if
they take them off and use them, I know immediately
to stay away from that sociopathage, like straight up.
Speaker 6 (27:09):
Yeah, I mean you've heard of the lighter right exactly.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
I cut I could never do I do it, but
you know I couldn't.
Speaker 5 (27:15):
I don't like it, right.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
A belt buckle one would be nice because I could
just like, what you.
Speaker 7 (27:21):
Gotta do is you get yourself, get yourself a big
piece of silver that won't break, and that's how.
Speaker 6 (27:29):
You open beers. That's what I learned in cooledge.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
Anyway, you just said a big piece of silver. You
were pointing a ring, but maybe he meant.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
A bullet killings out there.
Speaker 7 (27:39):
I know, I know, I forget, not just I get
so used to. I'm just so used to looking at
you guys do this. I just think everybody can know
this is a podcast.
Speaker 6 (27:50):
I apologize.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
People are like at of some sort.
Speaker 7 (27:54):
Yeah, my you know, we're at my college graduation part
and uh and my dad was talking to some of
his you know, friends, and he's acting all proud and
my son graduated from U see, and.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
I walked up to him and I had to. I
had to burst the bubble.
Speaker 7 (28:13):
I walk out to him and I go, hey, Dad,
want to see what's seventeen grand a year bought you?
And I picked up a beer and opened it with
my ring and handed it to him.
Speaker 6 (28:25):
So that's what I learned in college.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Oh my god, my son show anyway. So, by the way,
if you can learn to do it with your eye socket,
I mean, that's a pretty cool trick.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
Right now. You see that.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
I've seen it happened in a movie.
Speaker 7 (28:40):
I feel like you could. Yeah, I've seen it somewhere.
It may not have been may have been fiction.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
That seems like it's a natural battle open anyway, So
he's we're looking at flops. I point out these ones.
I like, He's like, bro, I'm gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 6 (28:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
He leans in, got real quiet.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Looked out on my feet and look, he's like, he's
I'm wearing them right now.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
I'm like, ship you are, Yes, you are? Man, BFFs
like and he's like, I don't really like him.
Speaker 6 (29:14):
I love this guy.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
And he's like, yeah, look and he takes he takes,
he slips him off. He's now barefoot, and I'm looking
at they're just pitch black underneath rules and like he's like, yeah,
they look good now, but look man, this is what
happens when you wear them.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
They just get so dirty.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Look at this.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
I mean they're comfy and everything, they're cushiony, but also
if you're wearing them, ountain the waves, like water gets
just gets soaked into there, and then just they just
squish because all the cushion just soaks up all the
all the water.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
You like, played into this, And we're like, what it's
a deal breaker.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Fellows surfers dislike the squish.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
When in reality, I'm like, I will wear these three
times a year. Also, dude, I.
Speaker 7 (30:00):
Mean, how much comfort do you really need? I mean,
you're already wearing flip flops. I don't need to be
fucking pillows.
Speaker 8 (30:09):
I didn't think I didn't think so either, And then
I recently got myself pair of those those pillow flops
and let me tell you, dude, it's it's pretty comfy,
like walking on air.
Speaker 9 (30:19):
Man.
Speaker 6 (30:20):
Oh god, yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Just get yourself a good pair of rainbows and that
wear into like what your foot shape is.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Yeah, those wear in they literally will rip your skin apart.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Oh damn, don't be a bit I trust one guy
on this pot about flip flops. I'm just saying there's
one man here that I truly, truly trust, and it's
Matt Fondelier.
Speaker 5 (30:38):
Because I will say that I have talked about my
how I've I never buy clothes for myself, and I
revealed a couple of weeks ago that this hat was
like the last thing I bought for myself at a
surf shop. The other thing I bought was a pair
of reef fucking flip flops, the cushiony ones. And man,
they are comfy.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
Yeah, they look they bought a.
Speaker 5 (30:57):
Pair of their reef flip flops at the same time,
and they are comfy. I even put them on last week.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
But here's the thing. He's like, you know, and then
in my head to I'm like, I'm gonna wear these.
I'm gonna wear these three times a year, like I
I if I get rainbows, Gary, they'll they will, They'll
break in on my death. Yeah, okay, so it's that's there.
If you're not gonna wear them, yeah, that's not a
good idea. So I'm thinking, okay, let's just and they
were kind of expensive, Like I don't need something expensive
like they just I barely wear these things. And he's like, hey,
(31:24):
get these instead, and they're like half the price. He's like,
and I'll give them to you for like twenty bucks
when they were supposed to be like thirty five.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
What is what magical power does this guy wield?
Speaker 4 (31:37):
Thank you? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:38):
And he's like yeah, and we got the surfer specialty.
If you want to get some. You're looking for trunks.
I was like, yeah, okay, I need I need some.
I need some guys, need.
Speaker 4 (31:45):
Some chunks for when I'm back on the board make drunks.
He's like, you need some boardies. I'm like, yeah, now
talking about board this guy, yeah, oh yeah, I'm looking
for boardies.
Speaker 5 (31:56):
Yeah, I need to need fucking it's playing you like
a fiddle.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
I'm like, read, well, he.
Speaker 8 (32:00):
Did walk in licking his lips with his money hanging
out of his pockets. Every person's like, that's my fucking
mark right there. That guy wants to spend some money.
He's not going to hassle me on the price.
Speaker 4 (32:11):
Yeah, And let's be honest, this guy just got off lunch.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
I'm gonna I'm not gonna make assumptions here, but I
don't think one is this sobriety level?
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Well, he was just a kid, like he graduated last year,
graduate high school last year, he told so.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
But you're like, yeah, what about Like what about you?
Speaker 1 (32:32):
And I'm like, I graduated little, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
So you know, I graduated the year.
Speaker 6 (32:38):
You celebrated my first Father's Day. Yeah, fuck off, kid.
Speaker 5 (32:43):
So this is just reminding me of that surf class
that I took with that guy who I thought was
homeless that walked up and surf instructor and he was
teaching me with a tea bag hanging out of his mouth,
and I was like, what the would you have a
tea bag?
Speaker 6 (32:59):
I don't like.
Speaker 5 (33:02):
It took me a while to realize, like, oh, there's
probably mushrooms, and you're on mushrooms right now. And there
was a couple of times he was teaching anymore, like
he did a double take in the water. I was like,
I think I think that guy was on mush I
think he had like a tea bag of mushrooms.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Why was it hanging out trying to steep the first.
Speaker 5 (33:20):
Of all, it's just a tea bag, but with the
with the tag hanging out of it, basically.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
Got he's got.
Speaker 7 (33:33):
They had to be first of all, if if if
you could get mushrooms that way, there would not be
I have my mushroom.
Speaker 5 (33:41):
Girl sells, well, it's yeah, it's an option, she provokes.
That's what maybe.
Speaker 6 (33:47):
Actually makes sense.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
People do the mushroom.
Speaker 6 (33:51):
Does the tag say Lipton?
Speaker 5 (33:53):
I could not. Definitely didn't say Lipton. Okay, he was
he was not.
Speaker 7 (33:59):
You can tell totally, like a tea is a great
fucking way to do mushrooms.
Speaker 6 (34:04):
I haven't. I haven't done that in a long time.
Speaker 7 (34:07):
I think the last time I had mushroom tea was
like college. Yeah, it's a fan, and I mean, who
else is? I'm just what he's mainlining. He's fucking dipping
mushrooms while teaching me how to surf.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
That's so aggressive, civilians that you don't know in the ocean.
Speaker 4 (34:29):
This that's just what I like. Dude.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
I'll take a gummer of Earl Gray every once in
a while.
Speaker 6 (34:35):
You, dude, what we gotta do. What we gotta do.
Speaker 7 (34:38):
We gotta get Kaylin's surf instructor to take Chris's flip
flop store guy, surf shop guy under his wing and
fucking guide him.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
You know, I don't know it was an amazing experience.
I bought way too much stuff, but but yeah, but
I mean, look great service. A guy came up to me,
and yeah, we just hit it off. He's asked me
about my life, I'm asking about his. I just wanted
to hang out there the whole day.
Speaker 6 (35:08):
It was.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
It was a wonderful, wonderful time.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
But anyway, so I got the stuff and and now
I'm packing hasn't even worth yeah, yeah, no, And now
I have two weeks to figure out where Jenny's going
to take me.
Speaker 7 (35:30):
Oh so you you don't know. I thought you said
earlier that it was a lot of fun.
Speaker 4 (35:34):
I did.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
I'm just teasing. I was trying to make the story
even longer to make you more miserable.
Speaker 4 (35:38):
Okay, so it's coming up. Oh yeah, that already happened.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
So so for the weekend finally comes, I pack, like
what I think is enough. She's like, you know, she
looks at what I packed and takes out something You're
not going to need this, you know this, maybe toss
this in there. And I pack a carry on size
worth of stuff and she's she basically told me to
be prepared to be gone Friday through Monday.
Speaker 4 (36:02):
So a little more than a weekend. But I have
to carry on.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
I got I got enough stuff, I've packed, still have
noidy where I go. And then she's like, the morning
it's comes. Morning's there. We bring Benny to Grandma's house
to stay there for the weekend, and she's like.
Speaker 4 (36:13):
Uber's here.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
I'm like, oh, so we're not driving, We're taking an
uber somewhere. We get in and uh, and I'm just
you know, I'm very excited. And we end up going
towards the Port of Long Beach. Ooh, and we pull
(36:36):
up to a Carnival cruise.
Speaker 6 (36:41):
Shit hell yeah.
Speaker 8 (36:44):
And she said, surprise, you're producing the Adam Carolla Show
for the next three days.
Speaker 6 (36:53):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Oh man, that just maybe like bringing a flop sweat.
Speaker 4 (37:06):
Whoa and uh.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
And so she she we're walking like, you know, she's like,
this is word and I'm like, and I did think.
I'm like, oh man, a cruise, Like this is the
last thing I expected. Like I thought we were gonna
do a quick getaway, maybe some of the San Diego
Santa Barbara. Maybe we a quick trip, you know, quick
flights somewhere else, like but but yeah, okay, Carnival cruise
(37:30):
let's go, and she's walking. We walked past the gate
like Jenny Gates over here. It's like, hold on, we
gotta we gotta walk this way first. And we turned
the corner and there are fourteen of my other friends
just waiting the nice Yeah, just like they're all wearing
a shirt with my face on it, and it's beautiful.
It's like a shirt with a rising sun behind me
(37:51):
and like my kid and all the like a month
a clage of different faces and everybody's wearing the shirt and.
Speaker 6 (37:57):
You guys were all the same shirt team.
Speaker 4 (37:59):
Dude.
Speaker 6 (37:59):
We felt like, do you have shirts for every day?
Speaker 1 (38:02):
It was like we're gonna be on the prices, right, dude.
Speaker 6 (38:05):
Or did you lay off the shirts?
Speaker 1 (38:07):
We laid off after day they agreed to me beautiful
shirts designed by Danny Carpinsky.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
They're they're just lovely.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
They looked like a movie poster, to which a lot
of people end up thinking they were memorial shirts because
like it's just beautiful and people are just coming up
to you apologizing, like it's like, are you guys here
ordering somebody?
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Yeah, it's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
And then there's a picture of me holding Banny and
someone's like is that a picture of you holding you
as a baby? Which kind of someone needs to cash
in on, Matt, because that's a pretty sweet shirt.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
If people can get that done of themselves.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
I wonder if that person knows about childbirth.
Speaker 7 (38:52):
I wonder if that person was your friend or trying
to make a joke, because that is the most asinine statement.
Speaker 6 (38:58):
Yeah, I went through the trouble.
Speaker 7 (39:00):
I totally went through the fucking trouble to photoshop a
picture of me holding a baby of me.
Speaker 5 (39:07):
Respect if you did at the time, at the time,
was a great fucking birthday shirt thing? Yeah, that's one
that's not already an idea.
Speaker 6 (39:19):
It's one in three hundred thousand that would do that.
Speaker 7 (39:22):
At least that's the best odds you're going to get
one in three hundred thousand.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Love that that will get you out of your out
there Yeah, based on nothing. So and no, that wasn't
a friend. That was That was a legitimate question asked
to me at the the rum Frog bar right there.
Speaker 4 (39:41):
And guys, how what was this person that asked you?
I would say probably thirty thirty.
Speaker 5 (39:48):
I thought I was an older person somebody. See this
is not somebody one that's an idiot.
Speaker 6 (39:53):
This is yeah, this is an idiot.
Speaker 5 (39:55):
Is someone who thought that that thought would be like great, sure, bro,
Like I will agree we did out of that thirty
year old.
Speaker 7 (40:03):
I will agree that if this was the person, if
a person who actually did this, now that person we
need to hook him up with the surf instructor and
the surf shop kid, because that team.
Speaker 6 (40:20):
Can really create some moments.
Speaker 4 (40:22):
We got we got a real ocean's eleven.
Speaker 6 (40:25):
Yeah, we need a heist.
Speaker 4 (40:27):
I also got a heist coven.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
Anyway, Look, it was a wonderful surprise or a lot
of a lot of things that happened before and after
all the shenanigans, and I'll get into him in the Patreon,
but it was just it was such a beautiful thing
and and I let the surprise happen to you, which
made it sweeter for everybody.
Speaker 4 (40:47):
So get all credit to me.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
And how was it enjoying a cruise?
Speaker 4 (40:53):
I guess, yeah, exactly, So this was a.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
Enjoying enjoying the key word, right, Yeah, so this was
She even mentioned like, look, the last few cruises we've
been on were ones that you've had to work the
entire time, So this is one where we can just
we just hang out. She got we got the drinks pack.
That's fifteen a.
Speaker 7 (41:16):
Day, have to have to Did you make a count?
Did you start the day with Bailey's and your guys.
Speaker 5 (41:24):
Run out at the end of the night and then
start trading drink tickets?
Speaker 4 (41:31):
It used to happen, It was I remember there was
was what dude, dos there.
Speaker 7 (41:38):
We was there was a limit on one of our
cruise ships. There's always there's loopholes.
Speaker 6 (41:44):
Dude, there's loopholes.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
It's fifteen a day, but they go from six a m.
To six pm. And there were there was staff at
those Corolla cruises. Dost where are cut off? They cut
you off? They don't cut you off. That's the timer time,
thank you number of credit based off of time. I
mean they're like some guys on this zoom call would
(42:07):
get would max out at nine pm, like that would happen.
So so yeah, I knew it was going to happen.
Then I know what we're we're all capable of here.
But I will say so we went on this the boat.
It's a brand new ship that's nice remodeled after or
like during the pandemic. I guess that slash after rooms
(42:29):
remodeled everything. The muster meetings. This is the muster meeting.
Speaker 6 (42:34):
You had to do it.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Go ahead, that's the thing, das. Go ahead, you get,
you get, you get called like your group c please
report here. And it's just this one lady with an
eyepatch that can I see her pass? We showed her.
She scans it all right, all done? So what do
we do if there's danger? It's all on there. But
I mean it's just kind of just saves every one
time and we're just now that's that's the way they
(42:56):
do it now, dude, it's so crazy.
Speaker 6 (42:58):
Just scan your card. You don't have to sit through
a stupid thing.
Speaker 4 (43:02):
Yeah, it's I love that.
Speaker 6 (43:04):
Or like thirty years of the cruise business. Yeah yeah,
and I just thirty years.
Speaker 7 (43:09):
I gave you a fucking half hour lecture that you
had to wait forty five minutes for, right.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
So it was just literally just scan the badge and
you're done. It was so streamlined. And you know, I
told Gen to him, like this kind of this will
weed out the survivors.
Speaker 6 (43:23):
You know, I like being my my chef.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
Yea, yeah, and you'll literally be pushing and choving people overboard.
Speaker 6 (43:29):
Yeah, my go to dad joke.
Speaker 7 (43:32):
On every cruise I'm on, that's when they do the
whole horn blowing thing during the tests, and I'll just
lean over and say, to somebody, fucking hate.
Speaker 4 (43:42):
This song, it's pretty good. That's a good one.
Speaker 5 (43:47):
I was thinking you were going to go far joke,
so I was playing.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
Oh Klins an automatic low brow with Doc.
Speaker 4 (43:55):
Yeah you do, says you know you can? You can?
You can reach up there. So the do the musterrooming.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
And then the first thing I do is I'm I
need a burger, guys, and there's a burger joints enjoying myself,
smart woman, and I'm I'm I get get myself the burger.
And the person in front of me is like, oh
this burger, what sauce is on? Then the guys like
it's donkey sauce and she's like, what's what's donkey sauce?
(44:23):
And he looked at her like it's donkey sauce. And
I'm like, this trip is gonna freaking rule.
Speaker 6 (44:32):
God, it would have been laught.
Speaker 4 (44:35):
I was like, this is how it's starting. So yeah,
it was.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
It was just lovely and you know we Oh did
I gamble man? I guess it's still called gambling if
you win a Yeah it happened, it uh, yeah it was.
It was just the thing about cruises to is everybody
is just like super social, Like you get the elevator
with somebody, you get the elevator and it's just like,
(44:59):
all right, let's let's friend up here. What's going on?
Tell me everything? And you know, it's it's it's it's
a wonderful, wonderful time. I'd said, there's a lot of
other things that happened, but anyway, but just wanted I
wanted to make sure you guys knew the surprise because
I don't want to go into Patreon. Not for the
people here who listened to my surf my surf shop story.
(45:19):
I didn't get to hear what the payoff was. But
yeah I am. I am fresh off the boat. Yeah,
I'm fresh off the cruise, the cruise ship. And yeah,
and Kaylen Textbik took your fantasy team. I'm like, dude,
I have been off the freaking grid, but I still.
Speaker 5 (45:38):
Want all right, And for anybody that knows fantasy, I
just need to say he was starting two players that
were both out and a defense that was on by
I was trying to help you out. It's a bad
look to start that in a in a legit fantasy.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
Had seven quarterbacks.
Speaker 4 (45:54):
That's right. Well, what Kaitlyn, your whole team listens. Your
whole league must listen to the water cooler. So that's here.
Why understand Well.
Speaker 5 (46:01):
That's the Bobo league in which I am not doing
good in that league. But yeah, those people will understand that.
Playing two players that are both out and of defense
on bike, it's just a bad luck.
Speaker 4 (46:12):
What's the worst look? What's the worst look that? Or
losing to that guy?
Speaker 1 (46:15):
Because if it's listening to that guy, then somebody should
tell Suddy Corolla that that's a bad look at he
deserves it. All right, Look, we gotta get we gotta
get going with patren a little bit. Why don't we
go around the horn and get our plugs in and
then gtf O do some comments and some segis during
our Patreon episode. Oh and by the way, speaking of
(46:40):
of tea in your mouth, that's what we do at
the meetups. Oh yeah, yeah, get mouth t bags in
the mouth and we're.
Speaker 4 (46:53):
Remember them. That's right.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
So please sign up patreon dot com slash watercoolers where
you go you get an extra pisod a week, opportunities
for meetups, AD free episodes, movie club episodes, which I
think this next one could be an old timer. And yeah,
well we're gonna have some fun, so please sign up
for Patreon. But why don't we Yeah, let's just go
(47:15):
around there, we get our plugs in and then we'll
start Patreon. I'll start over there all the way in Austin, Texas.
My flip flop Flandelier, flip flop guy, I don't know,
Fondal flip flop friend, my flip flop friend, Fondelier, Yep,
what's up?
Speaker 8 (47:32):
Well, yeah, patreon dot com slash water Cooler to check
out the second part of this show. And if you've
been listening for years and you're enjoying it, you're only
here in half the show.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
Please please support us five bucks a month.
Speaker 8 (47:45):
And yeah, the movie club and meetup this month I
think are gonna be pretty pretty special. And I'll also say,
if you've got a PlayStation five India Jones in the
Great Circle, so that's pretty alright.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
I'm enjoying that game a lot of fun.
Speaker 6 (47:59):
Du they're five, it's fun.
Speaker 7 (48:02):
I still got a three live in the now mane
with the times, they're closer to the six and it's
really my PlayStation three is really just a Grand Theft
Auto machine that never gets turned on.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
Iron the same game. There have not been any games
since then.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
There's there's about to be more PlayStations than Grand Theft Autos.
All right, Gary, so you uh patron dot com, let's
go and then uh dos will go bug for you.
Speaker 7 (48:36):
I told you guys how I watched TV and I can't.
I gotta go hour at a time. I like episodic television,
but I also sometimes can't stand fiction, and I'm on it.
I can't stand fiction kick for the last like two
fucking months. So I'm looking for documentaries on Netflix right now.
The Roman Empire. It's fucking awesome. I've finished season one.
(49:02):
I'm learning a lot of ship that they taught me
in high school that I never paid attention to. And
and the way they do documentaries now with live action
and scribb and fucking acting it out, and then and
uh and that that other bean Sean Bean uh Nary.
Speaker 6 (49:22):
It's good.
Speaker 7 (49:23):
You should you should check it out. It's it's pretty sweet.
It's a pretty sweet doc And other than that'd be
good to each other. I got a lot of shows
shows coming up following me at Los Angeles.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
That's right, Alson playing all over the place.
Speaker 5 (49:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (49:39):
Hell, he put the flyers on his Instagram.
Speaker 7 (49:42):
Just book January in San Diego to January sixteenth, San Diego,
Gas lamp National Lampoon.
Speaker 6 (49:48):
Yellow Door.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
Nice.
Speaker 7 (49:50):
Hell and I actually got gave They gave me the night.
I actually get to book the night. So I'm bringing
some of my friends down.
Speaker 6 (49:57):
It'll be fun.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
Cool hell yeah, all right in Diego, but also more
Moreti then to follow him at Los Angeles, Ken, what
about you.
Speaker 5 (50:05):
Definitely go watch Gerald's game and get ready for an
epic Patreon. Also on the Patreon episode, I'll be reviewing Weapons,
which is a movie from this year horror movie with
Josh Brolin. I read that one, Yeah, check that out,
and then I know, and I just throwing out horror
movie suggestions. One of my favorite horror movies I've seen
(50:26):
in the past, I think two or three years, is
a great Argentinian horror movie called Terrified. It is in subtitles,
but it is one of the best horror movies I
have ever seen. It was only released a couple of
years ago. Uh, it is one of my favorite horror
movies of all time.
Speaker 6 (50:43):
What's it on top three?
Speaker 5 (50:46):
Well you don't do so, thought Sawston.
Speaker 6 (50:47):
So I'll do it. I'll do it because they don't have.
Speaker 5 (50:50):
The English stub. I think it's on.
Speaker 4 (50:53):
It might be on Hulu.
Speaker 3 (50:54):
It might be on Hulu.
Speaker 5 (50:55):
It's all right, just watch, just watch. Dot com will
tell you where it's at. I watched The Fairly Recent
again for the second time. It's so fucking good. Terrified,
stupid name, stupid poster, great fucking movie. And his follow
up is good too. But there's some horre movie recommendations
for you.
Speaker 4 (51:09):
Thank you, Cam. We were all sadering what they would be.
Speaker 1 (51:12):
And then as for me, yeah, just follow all these
dudes in social Thanks for the support, thanks for listening
to this show, sharing it with a friend, and yeah,
we'll see you later this week for Patreon.
Speaker 4 (51:25):
We love you. Goodbye.
Hey, welcome to water Cooler. Thank you so so much
for tuning in. You know how the show goes A
blocks a mona kick it with my Corolla digital buds
of yesteryear with me today all the way, I guess,
not North Hawley, California, he just walked away. All the
way in Austin, Texas, it's Matt Fondelier by Brother, Matt.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I'm here, I'm here, baby.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
You have a lot of nerve, a lot of freaking nerve.
And then all the way in Orange County, California, it's
Gary Smith, Hoty, Patna.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Oh yeah, and by the way, Matt, Yeah, how dare you?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
How freaking dare you? You think we we're okay? Well
to your listeners in just a.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Moment, dimments. I've been getting emails with people's opinions on me,
on you, on you and I and are how.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
We how we feel about this?
Speaker 5 (01:13):
And you feel.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
I'm not looking forward to that, which I pretty wish.
That would wish, that would have made the uh pro meeting.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Well, that guy who just hurt our feelings all the
way Lumbia's, California.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
That's kaylen Bean.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
It's going on friends, friend, He's just delighted.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
We'll talk about that in a moment.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Two And lastly, but not leastly, all the way to
North Hollywood, California, mister Mike Dawson's.
Speaker 6 (01:47):
Here, would it be? What it is? What it looked like?
Speaker 4 (01:50):
All of the above?
Speaker 7 (01:51):
Man?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Okay, First off, so Gary and I are a little
perturbed because it's Matt's pick for the movie Club this
uh this month, and it's just the stars have a
lined and Matt Matt got.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
To pick in his movie is Torture Ween.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
It's for the month of October, that is during the
fondle Weeen season as we all know and love, and
this is a time where Matt likes to theme his
movies around a certain genre.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Does it feel to you, Chris, like you and I
are in Matt's personal Saw movie where like he saw
and he's like, he's like the horrible little things that
are going to happen to us and then just watching
back and going like a content.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
It is. It is what we're doing, right, Matt.
Speaker 8 (02:41):
I mean it didn't begin that way, but it has
slowly evolved over time.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I will say, Yeah, So Matt picked the movie Gerald's Game,
which we've talked about on.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
The show years ago movie.
Speaker 7 (02:54):
By the way, the t sounds like a game of
pick up three park.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
Let's play with Gerald's game. Bro.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
No, Gerald sounds like he's very young. He sounds like
a kid. It sounds like a kid's movie. Maybe his
dog is Airbud. We don't really know, just based off
the title, but there's a big.
Speaker 7 (03:14):
Big chasm between Gerald and Molly there.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
That's right. Oh, Molly's game. Great movie. Oh there you go, fantastic.
I would watch that game.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Can we watch that movie three times instead of this
one once? And then watch Rounders too, because I'll be
in the mood and we can.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Watch the game.
Speaker 8 (03:32):
Now we're talking. Now, we're talking. Well, listens as I've
as I said on our Patreon, which, by the way,
if you want to really have that incredible water cooler moment,
patreon dot com slash water cooler. We are at the
mercy of what Netflix has to offer. You understand. Maybe
I would have picked a different horror movie, but their
(03:55):
selection was like, eh, is.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
That a lot of rom coms on there too?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Manber game I can't confirm is on Netflix?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Is it all right?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Yeah? On Netflix?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Not very Halloween, No, definitely, it's definitely not Alloween, as
is the game, so so much for that excuse, Matt Hub.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Those are both on Netflix.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Got uh yeah, and hull Be's Halloween, I think is
still on Netflix. So we have we have.
Speaker 6 (04:23):
God, you didn't pick that, Thank you, Matt.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
You picked Little Nikki. I don't even like it.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
I still like.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
I still stand by Little Nikki, best ensemble cast of.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
Any ants And Adam Sandler.
Speaker 7 (04:35):
Movie fucking Rodney Dangerfield.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
Isn't that bullshit? Man?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Oh? I remember?
Speaker 6 (04:41):
I remember? I love that. I still love that movie.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Isn't Quentin Tarantino in that movie doesn't mean?
Speaker 6 (04:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Then Dawson. Dawson's correct with his statement there anyway. So
I guess we'll begin some emails just completely siding with
me and Gary. I don't know, but we can. We
can read some of those in the comments maybe later.
I don't I don't need a downer right away. Let
in fact, let's let's keep let's keep spirits high.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yeah, what's going on, guys, Calen you need to jump
into that.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Kaylen is right now in his room and just off screen,
just the very next centimeter I could imagine from where
the frame of his picture ends, a new sixty five
inch TV begins and he's a little worried that he
may have gotten too big of a TV for the room.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Yeah, here's the thing, No such thing, right, well, I
really not.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
I feel like I remember you Gary at one point
saying that you got like a seventy five inch TV
because he thought it would be cool, and then you
were like, oh this is this is actually too big?
Or am I just I could be No, okay, no, no,
I remember you at one point saying like, there is
a too big limit.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
There is.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
I'm right at the threshold right now, that much.
Speaker 8 (05:58):
I come from a long line of film nerd friends,
a couple of whom had those digital projectors and they
would dedicate an entire wall and project a giant movie
to be like one hundred foot screen.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
It was amazing.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
Well, okay, watching a movie, it's one thing, like, yeah, okay,
you're watching a movie. It's theater experience. But when you're
just like when you're just chilling and you're just like,
you know, trying to watch the game where you're trying
to it's just it's a little distracting. You can't like
even see all of it very clearly. It's like your
peripherals are kind of getting cut off.
Speaker 8 (06:34):
To be clear, when you say when you're watching the game,
you are still talking about the Michael Douglas.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Film, No, the Gerald's game.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
My buddy Iy's house.
Speaker 7 (06:42):
He used to have just this huge white wall thirty
by thirty and they used that to end. You haven't
seen big TV until you're watching hockey and the players
are bigger than you when they're on the screen, it's
it's amazing.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
So you can't go too big.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Wait, so parts of the images get cut off if
the screen's too big. Maybe we do watch it at
Kaylen's house. Yes, maybe watched house because that's the only
thing that gets cut off, right, Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Think technically I think that's right, Kayln.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
I guess I probably said there is a such a
thing as a big too big of a TV, like
depending on the size of the room.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
But I don't regret the one that I have at all.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
The wall that it's on is enormous, and I don't
think it looks super you know.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Honestly, I set it up and I was like, Okay,
it's big, and the whole family, even my daughter's walking
in my Wow, that's a big TV. Like everyone that
walks in the room goes, yeah that it's big. Yeah,
And I was watching TV and I was kind of
feeling I don't know about it, but of course I
got to try out hell Divers on it. As as
soon as I boot it up Hell Divers, I knew
immediately Ultimately I made the right decision. Yeah, ultimately this
(07:53):
is it's gonna stay. It's not.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
How soon are you're going back to the storage unit?
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Oh he already has if he hooked heell divers. Yeah,
he went to retrieve.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
Now it had been out, and now that I got
this TV, I A'm going back to that storge for
a while. It's going to stay. It is for quite
a while.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
He's Halloween for the kids.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Okay, to freeze my account for a few months.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
It's gonna have a lot of a lot of pond cleaning.
When a podcast nights come around?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Yeah, what what what was playing on the TV? That
one you made? You want to buy Kitlin? You're at
You're at best Buy? Butterflies?
Speaker 5 (08:35):
The guy surfing in very generic? Yeah, just like colorful patterns,
like I don't I think it was. I think it was,
you know, honestly, I think it was a college football game.
I think that's what was on there.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
I went into best Buy and I looked around at
all the TVs and I I had just been hearing
for so long. Oh, TV's have gotten so much cheaper
over the years, Like there's so cheap. They're so cheap.
And I just googled it and I was like, oh,
I can get a TV for like three fifty at
best Buy or whatever. And I walked into best Buy
and all the like kind of pretty decent ones were
in the like fifteen hundred dollars range, and I was like,
(09:08):
oh no, they're still pretty expensive. And I searched around
all the best Buy and I found this sixty five
inch Samsung for five hundred dollars and I was like, oh,
this one is okay. And then I was like, okay,
so what's up with this TV?
Speaker 6 (09:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Yeah, I went into best Buy looked at it, and
then I left and went home.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
I looked at it. I looked all around, I compared
them all. I saw this one. Then I went home.
Then I did my research. I went to Amazon reviews.
I did all that and all the reviews checked out.
I was like, okay, can I get this cheaper elsewhere.
It was an extra fifty dollars at Target and Walmart.
So I was like, Okay, this looks good. So then
I went back and bought it later.
Speaker 8 (09:50):
Wow, you know how how many salespeople did you make
upset by leaving that store because they saw you scan in.
They were like, we got this guy. He's gonna be
he's gonna roll out with one of those cvs, one
of those somebody.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
Tells me to work on commission at best Buy.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Sales guys these days kind of know what's up. I
think they're they don't. They didn't really seem to give
a fuck. One guy who was like twenty two kind
of rolled up. He was probably high. I was like,
can I help you with something? I was like just look,
and he's like, all right, that's what I like.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Look, I'm old school. I like good service. I like
when people come up to me. So the first thing
I do when I I'll walk into the store is
I start licking my lips.
Speaker 7 (10:31):
Oh yeah, okay, it that you mean hands together.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
I just I start, I walk in, I look at it.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I just started licking my lips and and then I
get a wad of cash and I just roll it
up into like a you know, a little wad, a
little ball there, and I just stick it in my
front pocket.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
Let a magnum condom fall out of.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
The extra tight pants, and I just let that wad
just really prominently show my lips walking around that store.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
It's funny. I don't think they didn't seem like the
Best Buy guys were working off commission. But I did
have a similar experience recently. I needed a new desk
chair and I was looking around on Amazon, and I
found one model that I liked, but I wasn't sure
if it was exactly gonna fit my desk. I could
see the measurements, but I couldn't see them clearly enough,
and I was not confident enough to buy it. So
(11:20):
I walked into a furniture store and there's three guys
up front. They all got iPads, and they fucking rush you.
I walked in. They rushed me, Hey what it man,
I'm looking for like a just a chair for my desk.
And he was showing me around all these like really
expensive chairs or whatever. And then I walked I walk
it gets it gets better. I walked by, I walked
(11:40):
by the area. I walked by the area where like
you sit down to pay for your furniture and like
finance everything. And there were the chairs that I was
looking at on Amazon, and I was like, that's the chair.
That's the chair. I want that chair. So then I
started like pulling the chair out and taking pictures of it,
and the guy was like, this isn't for sale. You
(12:00):
can't buy that chair here, that's what you can't.
Speaker 6 (12:03):
No, this is just for customers.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
I was like, no, I want this chair, and so
I took all the pictures and measurements and then left
and that guy was pit like away with that iPad.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
He was so mad. That happened a Living Spaces I
did this same thing. I saw this accent table in
a chair, and I'm like, I need this. I need
this today. Like that you can you can order it
and we'll have to ship it from our warehouse. I'm like, no,
I'll just take this one. Like that's I'm for sale.
I'm like, what do you mean, what do you mean
just here's the money?
Speaker 6 (12:33):
Let me yeah exactly.
Speaker 7 (12:35):
Why don't you take the new chair from the warehouse
and all take this one.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
I will take this one.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
This is the one I want and I need it
now or you were not getting my money.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Ever, they never got my money, Helen. What store did
you go into?
Speaker 5 (12:48):
I think it was Living Spaces.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
It must be like some weird business.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
But you know what's exactly it's I've been to another
place that's exactly like that. It's is Bob's Discount Furniture.
You walked door and three people with iPads are fucking
booking it towards you, which everyone gets there first. The
other two kind of turn around and are fucking like
shaking their heads, and then that person fucking shadows you
and will like not leave you alone.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
And like, I can't stand that.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Answer any questions you have or whatever, but like they
will not leave you alone. I can't stand it either, Matt,
and it drives me nuts.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
But I mean you should confront them.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Yeah, I mean I have, and they've like somewhat backed off.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
But what that means is they're standing like twenty five
or thirty feet away watching you, And I almost hate
that more.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
It is very annoying, but you do kind of got
to respect the hustle at the same time.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Yeah, I mean, you know, I look, they're more helpful,
like if you ask them questions like they know everything.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
They just check their iPad.
Speaker 8 (13:46):
Well, you need to sell them. If I like, you're
welcome to spy on me from a distance. But if
I catch even a glimpse of that iPad, I'm giving
your commisis is going to somebody else. So feel free
to to de trail me. But I'm gonna be looking
over my shoulder.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
And if I see you, it's done.
Speaker 8 (14:07):
I'm going to go back to the front and I'm
gonna go get Jenny to to do this instead.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
You need you need to be analoged.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
So this actually happened to me to wait that in
that scenario, do I need to go identify someone else
and get their first name before I make this threats?
Speaker 8 (14:21):
I mean, you got it's like a matter joel situation,
Like I just threw out Jenny that you know.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Yeah, that's you're just wondering how this is, like how
much you thought this through?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Well, speaking of Jenny and uh in the situation, this
happened to me last week. So in the books on
the family cal ender that try to you know, try something.
Speaker 6 (14:50):
Away.
Speaker 9 (14:52):
Let me let me, let me let me see if
it comes off the tunnel, right, you know, I don't
I was I realized that I slowed right in, which.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
I thought was seamless.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
But you guys needed to grind the show to a
halt and bring it up.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Yeah, we're the ones who are slowing down the show. Yeah,
I was seamless. Listeners with books on.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
The finished books. We books.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
When there are books on the family calendar? What the
fuck could that possibly be? House with you had said it?
Speaker 4 (15:28):
It was I did you.
Speaker 6 (15:29):
Mean to say, did you mean to say bookings?
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Yes? No, yes I did, calendar.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
But he started by saying in the books, because it's
like a cool way I'm saying, you have something on
your calendar?
Speaker 5 (15:41):
Right well, he said calendar really brought it home, the calendar.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
All right. Well sorry, okay, let me try this again.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
So yeah, please, you have the floor.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
So we've we had something in our bookings at the.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Let's try one more, and this time pretend really hard
that you're a human being.
Speaker 8 (16:05):
Pretty normal statements, pretty normal statements to be making.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
This shouldn't be hard.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
All right, So we had, Yeah, we had some days
that we wanted appointed in our schedules and faking yes,
some days in our schedules.
Speaker 6 (16:26):
Oh boy, and.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
Come on, you guys got me in my head down.
You guys got me. I'm flowing. I was freaking riding
the wave.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Yeah, okay, any catch another one, fella. So Jenny and
I had had a few days locked off for future
plans in our calendar, and she said, hey, plans or
family plans, family plans, Well just it was for me
(17:04):
and or She's like, hey, your birthday's coming up. I
want to plan a trip for you, just me and you.
Let's go. Let's just have the weekend like I got
someone to watch Benny, and why don't we just because
we don't even get date nights. So it's just nice
to be able to just do something. Me and her
just thought of that just sounded awesome and something that
(17:25):
we both really needed. And I said, okay, so this
is over. This is like two months ago. She's like, hey,
book out whatever last weekend was October tenth. I guess
that weekend or just you know, make sure you have
no plans, no golf, no stuff with friends.
Speaker 7 (17:40):
And let's just in that case, Chris, that big block out,
not book out.
Speaker 6 (17:45):
You know.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Okay, I'm gonna start. I'm gonna have to start from
the beginning, all right, Okay.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
Would locked up? I liked. That was pretty good.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
Yeah, I did say locked up.
Speaker 6 (17:53):
You can lock up, you can lock some shit, you
can lock up a day.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
So she's like, lock it up, lock it up, babe,
if I prefer locking it up out. Yeah, Well she
said lock it up, and I said.
Speaker 6 (18:03):
It down, lock it up, lock it down. See. Yeah, No,
there's a lot of options with.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Lock I mean, any preposition you want. I'm like, lock
it through, right, yeah, yeah, killing.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
That's a good one. I like that one. I don't
know how you'd use it, but I like it.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Yeah, lock it through. That's what we did. Yeah, we
lock it dude.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Well so.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
She's not gonna like that nodding. I'm kidding. So we yes,
we locked it through. And uh, and it's always just
been in the books. I mean the calendar, Family tree out,
locked out, locked off, Google cal blackdown, blocked off all days,
(18:42):
all days, not even eight to nine pm, eight am
to nine pm blocks.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
So these are the all this is.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
The all day tab and blackout control a yeah, freaking
blackout bingo right there that weekend and and it's all
but she says, I'm not telling you where we're going.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
It's all BookSmart.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
I got you it's a surprise, which I can handle,
I think for the most part. And the weeks are
you know, the months are turning in two weeks and
weeks during the days and it's just like, hmmm, so, uh,
I got a pack for this trip? What anything I
need to know? She's like, how many? How many pairs
(19:19):
of swimsuits you have? I'd go like, I think I
have like one or two, and she's like, okay, you
might need more. I do, yeah, And what's your what's
your outerwear situation? Like like, do you have any snow gear?
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Parking? I'm like, what is did you?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Did?
Speaker 6 (19:32):
You?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Did your wife just give you the liner check? Is
that what that was?
Speaker 4 (19:38):
Yeah? That she gave me.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
She gave me basically the marriage liner check. Asked me
about my swimsuits, and she's trying to throw me off
the same.
Speaker 6 (19:45):
Why do you need more than one swimsuit.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Question?
Speaker 7 (19:54):
And she doesn't want you to look the same, which
is weird change.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
I'll go a whole week with one swimsuit on a trip,
but then on top of it, why would you need
multiple swimsuits if at any point during this trip you're
also going to need outer wear? Yeah, she's trying to
throw me off the scent. She's like, but she's like,
I bet she's gonna she's going through because she doesn't
want me to know. She really doesn't want me to
know anything. She's keeping it quite a secret. And and
(20:21):
I'm having fun with it too, because here's the thing. People,
If people, if someone else is trying to surprise you,
it's fun like asking funny questions like oh what do
you think? Or oh uh, where should we get lunch
on the way on the drive over unless it's a flight,
you know, things like that.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
It's funny.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
But like if you're really snooping and you're going through
stuff like, don't do that. Let the person have their surprise.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
Like that.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
That was something that was important to me, So I
really didn't snoop and I would just I played along
with all of it, and spoiler alert, the surprise was awesome.
So she's like, well, how about this? Do you have
any flip flops? And I was like, ew no, Actually
I don't though, because they broke at the at the
(21:06):
last trip. The little thing, the thong thing that goes
in between your toes, the nub just freaking came on.
They weren't their reefs there reefs. Reefs are still good though,
but Gary.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Sounds like they end up under the ocean.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
I wish you had told me this in advance, because
I have a pair of rainbows that belong to you.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Actually, how is that possible? He kept them as is
gonna absolutely hate this.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
My gift, my gift to everyone who came to my
bachelor party, was supposed to be a pair of rainbow
sandals that Loreally purchased for me on my behalf and
got like everyone's sizes, and then I forgot I have.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
I was like, dude, I've gone like five yo yo
balls from her and one pair of sandals.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
Man, push time is not on her. Next time we
see each other in person, I will bring them to you,
all right.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Well anyway, so so Jens like, hapout this, just pick
up pick up a swimsuit and uh pair of flip flops.
It's like, okay, so they're just there's just placed down
the street called rip Curl, which.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
Hell yeah yeah, rip Curl rules. So I go.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
I go there and like a Monday at noon, I
walk in the story. I started licking my lips, rub
my hands.
Speaker 6 (22:31):
Nice.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
Nice seeing what's going on? What's going on?
Speaker 7 (22:34):
Around here like like, hey, body of this ain't a
hot topic.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
I looked like I looked like hello, cool Jay hosting
the American Music Awards, you know, right right, you know.
And and this guy, this surfer dude, this uh, this youngster,
He's like, hey, bro, what's up?
Speaker 4 (22:50):
And I'm like, what's up? You know he probably thinks,
you know, one of him walk in there, you know,
stright up, twenty years old.
Speaker 6 (23:01):
Oh this is great.
Speaker 4 (23:02):
He's like, oh man.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
He then he goes, oh, did you go out this morning?
Speaker 6 (23:06):
How was it out there, sweet dude?
Speaker 1 (23:13):
And I'm looking I'm like, no, no, I didn't. No time,
no time under my breath's like never searched the moment.
Speaker 6 (23:20):
The man's fucking are right now.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Bro, this is not the first guy whos confused you
for being uh.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
I think I have that look. I think I have
the look, the vibes. It's just, you know, it's just
this one lone guy. By the way he was. I
had to wait for him to get there. He was
on his lunch break and he's the only guy there.
So we had to put up the sign that's like
back in fifteen minutes.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
The clock.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Yeah, that was the clock back back at this time. Yeah,
sounds like, dang, dude, that's old school.
Speaker 6 (23:50):
Did it?
Speaker 8 (23:50):
Did it stay back at or did it have something
clever like catch you later?
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Should Yeah?
Speaker 6 (23:55):
Got you see it? I tad back from the beach.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Yet, Yeah it should have been that. No, this is
a little more old school. But I will I will
recommend such a thing because we hit it off. We
were chatting the whole time, you know, and I ask
how long you waited? I waited five to ten minutes?
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Okay, Yeah, what's your limit for something like that? Would
you wait more than that?
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Because that's probably the upper end of my limit. If
it's now fifteen minutes, I'm probably out. Sorry, it was
fifteen minutes. It's a clock, so it's fifteen minutes of
when I got there. So it's like I'll be back
at twelve twenty or something and then.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Back it for twenty. I guess that's what he'd leave.
Speaker 6 (24:38):
Yeah, that is a.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
Rip curl, like a very chain common, like one person
working at a rip curl.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Some Monday at noon.
Speaker 9 (24:47):
Man.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (24:50):
Killing there's a internet, if people could buy things there
so that people don't go to stores anymore.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Change, I know, exactly. That's what all those workers do.
They have their they're just buying it off the internet
for you, just freaking They're just going to their website.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
It's a better deal on Amazon, you know that.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
So so I go and he's like helping, Okay, what
are you looking for? And I'm like, uh, need some
oh you know, I'm looking for some flip flops.
Speaker 5 (25:15):
Like wait, hold on, hold on, you waited ten minutes
to pick out a pair of flip flops and a
bathing suit. Yeah, you didn't just go get a pair
of flip flops and a bathing suit.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Well I couldn't get it.
Speaker 5 (25:29):
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought I was assuming it was
a kind of like a cashier type deal.
Speaker 6 (25:35):
So there wasn't.
Speaker 7 (25:36):
So what you're saying, Chris, is there wasn't like a
fucking hollist or right next door to this rip curl.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
No, No, this is soul. This is on the beach, man,
this is right on the beach right.
Speaker 7 (25:45):
That's why I mean, there's no hot topic and you
can't get fucking flip flops there anyway. No, And that's
like Depeche Mode had, like cool flips.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
I want to get I want to get it from
the source.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
I want to get it from the guys who really
wear flip flops, And it was either sure, is either here.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Yeah, so yeah, that's if I went.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
I was like, I should do my own line of
flip flops.
Speaker 7 (26:07):
Yeahs yeah, laiers, Yeah, these are all good.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
They're already cut.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
No, that's that's my that's here's a little focus group
slash map, because this is a guy walking in searching
for some flip flops. Like, hey, he's like, what do
you need. I'm like, I'm looking for some flip flops.
He's like, oh, you need some flops, and I'm like, yeah, yeah,
you need some flop yeah. And then so I'm looking,
I picked this, this, uh, this nice this once again reef.
(26:40):
But they're they're nice and cushiony and big.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Not the ones like the cushiony like not the ones with.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
The bottle opener underneath that reef now, which is like,
by the way, if you're using that to open your bottles,
that's that's the whole other thing.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
That's the whole other thing.
Speaker 8 (26:52):
So unless you're actually doing it with your foot, and
then I'm actually kind of impressed.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
The only thing I like about those those handles. Is
that if I see somebody who's wearing them, especially if
they take them off and use them, I know immediately
to stay away from that sociopathage, like straight up.
Speaker 6 (27:09):
Yeah, I mean you've heard of the lighter right exactly.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
I cut I could never do I do it, but
you know I couldn't.
Speaker 5 (27:15):
I don't like it, right.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
A belt buckle one would be nice because I could
just like, what you.
Speaker 7 (27:21):
Gotta do is you get yourself, get yourself a big
piece of silver that won't break, and that's how.
Speaker 6 (27:29):
You open beers. That's what I learned in cooledge.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
Anyway, you just said a big piece of silver. You
were pointing a ring, but maybe he meant.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
A bullet killings out there.
Speaker 7 (27:39):
I know, I know, I forget, not just I get
so used to. I'm just so used to looking at
you guys do this. I just think everybody can know
this is a podcast.
Speaker 6 (27:50):
I apologize.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
People are like at of some sort.
Speaker 7 (27:54):
Yeah, my you know, we're at my college graduation part
and uh and my dad was talking to some of
his you know, friends, and he's acting all proud and
my son graduated from U see, and.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
I walked up to him and I had to. I
had to burst the bubble.
Speaker 7 (28:13):
I walk out to him and I go, hey, Dad,
want to see what's seventeen grand a year bought you?
And I picked up a beer and opened it with
my ring and handed it to him.
Speaker 6 (28:25):
So that's what I learned in college.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Oh my god, my son show anyway. So, by the way,
if you can learn to do it with your eye socket,
I mean, that's a pretty cool trick.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
Right now. You see that.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
I've seen it happened in a movie.
Speaker 7 (28:40):
I feel like you could. Yeah, I've seen it somewhere.
It may not have been may have been fiction.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
That seems like it's a natural battle open anyway, So
he's we're looking at flops. I point out these ones.
I like, He's like, bro, I'm gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 6 (28:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
He leans in, got real quiet.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Looked out on my feet and look, he's like, he's
I'm wearing them right now.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
I'm like, ship you are, Yes, you are? Man, BFFs
like and he's like, I don't really like him.
Speaker 6 (29:14):
I love this guy.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
And he's like, yeah, look and he takes he takes,
he slips him off. He's now barefoot, and I'm looking
at they're just pitch black underneath rules and like he's like, yeah,
they look good now, but look man, this is what
happens when you wear them.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
They just get so dirty.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Look at this.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
I mean they're comfy and everything, they're cushiony, but also
if you're wearing them, ountain the waves, like water gets
just gets soaked into there, and then just they just
squish because all the cushion just soaks up all the
all the water.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
You like, played into this, And we're like, what it's
a deal breaker.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Fellows surfers dislike the squish.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
When in reality, I'm like, I will wear these three
times a year. Also, dude, I.
Speaker 7 (30:00):
Mean, how much comfort do you really need? I mean,
you're already wearing flip flops. I don't need to be
fucking pillows.
Speaker 8 (30:09):
I didn't think I didn't think so either, And then
I recently got myself pair of those those pillow flops
and let me tell you, dude, it's it's pretty comfy,
like walking on air.
Speaker 9 (30:19):
Man.
Speaker 6 (30:20):
Oh god, yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Just get yourself a good pair of rainbows and that
wear into like what your foot shape is.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Yeah, those wear in they literally will rip your skin apart.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Oh damn, don't be a bit I trust one guy
on this pot about flip flops. I'm just saying there's
one man here that I truly, truly trust, and it's
Matt Fondelier.
Speaker 5 (30:38):
Because I will say that I have talked about my
how I've I never buy clothes for myself, and I
revealed a couple of weeks ago that this hat was
like the last thing I bought for myself at a
surf shop. The other thing I bought was a pair
of reef fucking flip flops, the cushiony ones. And man,
they are comfy.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
Yeah, they look they bought a.
Speaker 5 (30:57):
Pair of their reef flip flops at the same time,
and they are comfy. I even put them on last week.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
But here's the thing. He's like, you know, and then
in my head to I'm like, I'm gonna wear these.
I'm gonna wear these three times a year, like I
I if I get rainbows, Gary, they'll they will, They'll
break in on my death. Yeah, okay, so it's that's there.
If you're not gonna wear them, yeah, that's not a
good idea. So I'm thinking, okay, let's just and they
were kind of expensive, Like I don't need something expensive
like they just I barely wear these things. And he's like, hey,
(31:24):
get these instead, and they're like half the price. He's like,
and I'll give them to you for like twenty bucks
when they were supposed to be like thirty five.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
What is what magical power does this guy wield?
Speaker 4 (31:37):
Thank you? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:38):
And he's like yeah, and we got the surfer specialty.
If you want to get some. You're looking for trunks.
I was like, yeah, okay, I need I need some.
I need some guys, need.
Speaker 4 (31:45):
Some chunks for when I'm back on the board make drunks.
He's like, you need some boardies. I'm like, yeah, now
talking about board this guy, yeah, oh yeah, I'm looking
for boardies.
Speaker 5 (31:56):
Yeah, I need to need fucking it's playing you like
a fiddle.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
I'm like, read, well, he.
Speaker 8 (32:00):
Did walk in licking his lips with his money hanging
out of his pockets. Every person's like, that's my fucking
mark right there. That guy wants to spend some money.
He's not going to hassle me on the price.
Speaker 4 (32:11):
Yeah, And let's be honest, this guy just got off lunch.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
I'm gonna I'm not gonna make assumptions here, but I
don't think one is this sobriety level?
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Well, he was just a kid, like he graduated last year,
graduate high school last year, he told so.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
But you're like, yeah, what about Like what about you?
Speaker 1 (32:32):
And I'm like, I graduated little, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
So you know, I graduated the year.
Speaker 6 (32:38):
You celebrated my first Father's Day. Yeah, fuck off, kid.
Speaker 5 (32:43):
So this is just reminding me of that surf class
that I took with that guy who I thought was
homeless that walked up and surf instructor and he was
teaching me with a tea bag hanging out of his mouth,
and I was like, what the would you have a
tea bag?
Speaker 6 (32:59):
I don't like.
Speaker 5 (33:02):
It took me a while to realize, like, oh, there's
probably mushrooms, and you're on mushrooms right now. And there
was a couple of times he was teaching anymore, like
he did a double take in the water. I was like,
I think I think that guy was on mush I
think he had like a tea bag of mushrooms.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Why was it hanging out trying to steep the first.
Speaker 5 (33:20):
Of all, it's just a tea bag, but with the
with the tag hanging out of it, basically.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
Got he's got.
Speaker 7 (33:33):
They had to be first of all, if if if
you could get mushrooms that way, there would not be
I have my mushroom.
Speaker 5 (33:41):
Girl sells, well, it's yeah, it's an option, she provokes.
That's what maybe.
Speaker 6 (33:47):
Actually makes sense.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
People do the mushroom.
Speaker 6 (33:51):
Does the tag say Lipton?
Speaker 5 (33:53):
I could not. Definitely didn't say Lipton. Okay, he was
he was not.
Speaker 7 (33:59):
You can tell totally, like a tea is a great
fucking way to do mushrooms.
Speaker 6 (34:04):
I haven't. I haven't done that in a long time.
Speaker 7 (34:07):
I think the last time I had mushroom tea was
like college. Yeah, it's a fan, and I mean, who
else is? I'm just what he's mainlining. He's fucking dipping
mushrooms while teaching me how to surf.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
That's so aggressive, civilians that you don't know in the ocean.
Speaker 4 (34:29):
This that's just what I like. Dude.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
I'll take a gummer of Earl Gray every once in
a while.
Speaker 6 (34:35):
You, dude, what we gotta do. What we gotta do.
Speaker 7 (34:38):
We gotta get Kaylin's surf instructor to take Chris's flip
flop store guy, surf shop guy under his wing and
fucking guide him.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
You know, I don't know it was an amazing experience.
I bought way too much stuff, but but yeah, but
I mean, look great service. A guy came up to me,
and yeah, we just hit it off. He's asked me
about my life, I'm asking about his. I just wanted
to hang out there the whole day.
Speaker 6 (35:08):
It was.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
It was a wonderful, wonderful time.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
But anyway, so I got the stuff and and now
I'm packing hasn't even worth yeah, yeah, no, And now
I have two weeks to figure out where Jenny's going
to take me.
Speaker 7 (35:30):
Oh so you you don't know. I thought you said
earlier that it was a lot of fun.
Speaker 4 (35:34):
I did.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
I'm just teasing. I was trying to make the story
even longer to make you more miserable.
Speaker 4 (35:38):
Okay, so it's coming up. Oh yeah, that already happened.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
So so for the weekend finally comes, I pack, like
what I think is enough. She's like, you know, she
looks at what I packed and takes out something You're
not going to need this, you know this, maybe toss
this in there. And I pack a carry on size
worth of stuff and she's she basically told me to
be prepared to be gone Friday through Monday.
Speaker 4 (36:02):
So a little more than a weekend. But I have
to carry on.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
I got I got enough stuff, I've packed, still have
noidy where I go. And then she's like, the morning
it's comes. Morning's there. We bring Benny to Grandma's house
to stay there for the weekend, and she's like.
Speaker 4 (36:13):
Uber's here.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
I'm like, oh, so we're not driving, We're taking an
uber somewhere. We get in and uh, and I'm just
you know, I'm very excited. And we end up going
towards the Port of Long Beach. Ooh, and we pull
(36:36):
up to a Carnival cruise.
Speaker 6 (36:41):
Shit hell yeah.
Speaker 8 (36:44):
And she said, surprise, you're producing the Adam Carolla Show
for the next three days.
Speaker 6 (36:53):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Oh man, that just maybe like bringing a flop sweat.
Speaker 4 (37:06):
Whoa and uh.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
And so she she we're walking like, you know, she's like,
this is word and I'm like, and I did think.
I'm like, oh man, a cruise, Like this is the
last thing I expected. Like I thought we were gonna
do a quick getaway, maybe some of the San Diego
Santa Barbara. Maybe we a quick trip, you know, quick
flights somewhere else, like but but yeah, okay, Carnival cruise
(37:30):
let's go, and she's walking. We walked past the gate
like Jenny Gates over here. It's like, hold on, we
gotta we gotta walk this way first. And we turned
the corner and there are fourteen of my other friends
just waiting the nice Yeah, just like they're all wearing
a shirt with my face on it, and it's beautiful.
It's like a shirt with a rising sun behind me
(37:51):
and like my kid and all the like a month
a clage of different faces and everybody's wearing the shirt and.
Speaker 6 (37:57):
You guys were all the same shirt team.
Speaker 4 (37:59):
Dude.
Speaker 6 (37:59):
We felt like, do you have shirts for every day?
Speaker 1 (38:02):
It was like we're gonna be on the prices, right, dude.
Speaker 6 (38:05):
Or did you lay off the shirts?
Speaker 1 (38:07):
We laid off after day they agreed to me beautiful
shirts designed by Danny Carpinsky.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
They're they're just lovely.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
They looked like a movie poster, to which a lot
of people end up thinking they were memorial shirts because
like it's just beautiful and people are just coming up
to you apologizing, like it's like, are you guys here
ordering somebody?
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Yeah, it's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
And then there's a picture of me holding Banny and
someone's like is that a picture of you holding you
as a baby? Which kind of someone needs to cash
in on, Matt, because that's a pretty sweet shirt.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
If people can get that done of themselves.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
I wonder if that person knows about childbirth.
Speaker 7 (38:52):
I wonder if that person was your friend or trying
to make a joke, because that is the most asinine statement.
Speaker 6 (38:58):
Yeah, I went through the trouble.
Speaker 7 (39:00):
I totally went through the fucking trouble to photoshop a
picture of me holding a baby of me.
Speaker 5 (39:07):
Respect if you did at the time, at the time,
was a great fucking birthday shirt thing? Yeah, that's one
that's not already an idea.
Speaker 6 (39:19):
It's one in three hundred thousand that would do that.
Speaker 7 (39:22):
At least that's the best odds you're going to get
one in three hundred thousand.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Love that that will get you out of your out
there Yeah, based on nothing. So and no, that wasn't
a friend. That was That was a legitimate question asked
to me at the the rum Frog bar right there.
Speaker 4 (39:41):
And guys, how what was this person that asked you?
I would say probably thirty thirty.
Speaker 5 (39:48):
I thought I was an older person somebody. See this
is not somebody one that's an idiot.
Speaker 6 (39:53):
This is yeah, this is an idiot.
Speaker 5 (39:55):
Is someone who thought that that thought would be like great, sure, bro,
Like I will agree we did out of that thirty
year old.
Speaker 7 (40:03):
I will agree that if this was the person, if
a person who actually did this, now that person we
need to hook him up with the surf instructor and
the surf shop kid, because that team.
Speaker 6 (40:20):
Can really create some moments.
Speaker 4 (40:22):
We got we got a real ocean's eleven.
Speaker 6 (40:25):
Yeah, we need a heist.
Speaker 4 (40:27):
I also got a heist coven.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
Anyway, Look, it was a wonderful surprise or a lot
of a lot of things that happened before and after
all the shenanigans, and I'll get into him in the Patreon,
but it was just it was such a beautiful thing
and and I let the surprise happen to you, which
made it sweeter for everybody.
Speaker 4 (40:47):
So get all credit to me.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
And how was it enjoying a cruise?
Speaker 4 (40:53):
I guess, yeah, exactly, So this was a.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
Enjoying enjoying the key word, right, Yeah, so this was
She even mentioned like, look, the last few cruises we've
been on were ones that you've had to work the
entire time, So this is one where we can just
we just hang out. She got we got the drinks pack.
That's fifteen a.
Speaker 7 (41:16):
Day, have to have to Did you make a count?
Did you start the day with Bailey's and your guys.
Speaker 5 (41:24):
Run out at the end of the night and then
start trading drink tickets?
Speaker 4 (41:31):
It used to happen, It was I remember there was
was what dude, dos there.
Speaker 7 (41:38):
We was there was a limit on one of our
cruise ships. There's always there's loopholes.
Speaker 6 (41:44):
Dude, there's loopholes.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
It's fifteen a day, but they go from six a m.
To six pm. And there were there was staff at
those Corolla cruises. Dost where are cut off? They cut
you off? They don't cut you off. That's the timer time,
thank you number of credit based off of time. I
mean they're like some guys on this zoom call would
(42:07):
get would max out at nine pm, like that would happen.
So so yeah, I knew it was going to happen.
Then I know what we're we're all capable of here.
But I will say so we went on this the boat.
It's a brand new ship that's nice remodeled after or
like during the pandemic. I guess that slash after rooms
(42:29):
remodeled everything. The muster meetings. This is the muster meeting.
Speaker 6 (42:34):
You had to do it.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Go ahead, that's the thing, das. Go ahead, you get,
you get, you get called like your group c please
report here. And it's just this one lady with an
eyepatch that can I see her pass? We showed her.
She scans it all right, all done? So what do
we do if there's danger? It's all on there. But
I mean it's just kind of just saves every one
time and we're just now that's that's the way they
(42:56):
do it now, dude, it's so crazy.
Speaker 6 (42:58):
Just scan your card. You don't have to sit through
a stupid thing.
Speaker 4 (43:02):
Yeah, it's I love that.
Speaker 6 (43:04):
Or like thirty years of the cruise business. Yeah yeah,
and I just thirty years.
Speaker 7 (43:09):
I gave you a fucking half hour lecture that you
had to wait forty five minutes for, right.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
So it was just literally just scan the badge and
you're done. It was so streamlined. And you know, I
told Gen to him, like this kind of this will
weed out the survivors.
Speaker 6 (43:23):
You know, I like being my my chef.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
Yea, yeah, and you'll literally be pushing and choving people overboard.
Speaker 6 (43:29):
Yeah, my go to dad joke.
Speaker 7 (43:32):
On every cruise I'm on, that's when they do the
whole horn blowing thing during the tests, and I'll just
lean over and say, to somebody, fucking hate.
Speaker 4 (43:42):
This song, it's pretty good. That's a good one.
Speaker 5 (43:47):
I was thinking you were going to go far joke,
so I was playing.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
Oh Klins an automatic low brow with Doc.
Speaker 4 (43:55):
Yeah you do, says you know you can? You can?
You can reach up there. So the do the musterrooming.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
And then the first thing I do is I'm I
need a burger, guys, and there's a burger joints enjoying myself,
smart woman, and I'm I'm I get get myself the burger.
And the person in front of me is like, oh
this burger, what sauce is on? Then the guys like
it's donkey sauce and she's like, what's what's donkey sauce?
(44:23):
And he looked at her like it's donkey sauce. And
I'm like, this trip is gonna freaking rule.
Speaker 6 (44:32):
God, it would have been laught.
Speaker 4 (44:35):
I was like, this is how it's starting. So yeah,
it was.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
It was just lovely and you know we Oh did
I gamble man? I guess it's still called gambling if
you win a Yeah it happened, it uh, yeah it was.
It was just the thing about cruises to is everybody
is just like super social, Like you get the elevator
with somebody, you get the elevator and it's just like,
(44:59):
all right, let's let's friend up here. What's going on?
Tell me everything? And you know, it's it's it's it's
a wonderful, wonderful time. I'd said, there's a lot of
other things that happened, but anyway, but just wanted I
wanted to make sure you guys knew the surprise because
I don't want to go into Patreon. Not for the
people here who listened to my surf my surf shop story.
(45:19):
I didn't get to hear what the payoff was. But
yeah I am. I am fresh off the boat. Yeah,
I'm fresh off the cruise, the cruise ship. And yeah,
and Kaylen Textbik took your fantasy team. I'm like, dude,
I have been off the freaking grid, but I still.
Speaker 5 (45:38):
Want all right, And for anybody that knows fantasy, I
just need to say he was starting two players that
were both out and a defense that was on by
I was trying to help you out. It's a bad
look to start that in a in a legit fantasy.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
Had seven quarterbacks.
Speaker 4 (45:54):
That's right. Well, what Kaitlyn, your whole team listens. Your
whole league must listen to the water cooler. So that's here.
Why understand Well.
Speaker 5 (46:01):
That's the Bobo league in which I am not doing
good in that league. But yeah, those people will understand that.
Playing two players that are both out and of defense
on bike, it's just a bad luck.
Speaker 4 (46:12):
What's the worst look? What's the worst look that? Or
losing to that guy?
Speaker 1 (46:15):
Because if it's listening to that guy, then somebody should
tell Suddy Corolla that that's a bad look at he
deserves it. All right, Look, we gotta get we gotta
get going with patren a little bit. Why don't we
go around the horn and get our plugs in and
then gtf O do some comments and some segis during
our Patreon episode. Oh and by the way, speaking of
(46:40):
of tea in your mouth, that's what we do at
the meetups. Oh yeah, yeah, get mouth t bags in
the mouth and we're.
Speaker 4 (46:53):
Remember them. That's right.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
So please sign up patreon dot com slash watercoolers where
you go you get an extra pisod a week, opportunities
for meetups, AD free episodes, movie club episodes, which I
think this next one could be an old timer. And yeah,
well we're gonna have some fun, so please sign up
for Patreon. But why don't we Yeah, let's just go
(47:15):
around there, we get our plugs in and then we'll
start Patreon. I'll start over there all the way in Austin, Texas.
My flip flop Flandelier, flip flop guy, I don't know,
Fondal flip flop friend, my flip flop friend, Fondelier, Yep,
what's up?
Speaker 8 (47:32):
Well, yeah, patreon dot com slash water Cooler to check
out the second part of this show. And if you've
been listening for years and you're enjoying it, you're only
here in half the show.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
Please please support us five bucks a month.
Speaker 8 (47:45):
And yeah, the movie club and meetup this month I
think are gonna be pretty pretty special. And I'll also say,
if you've got a PlayStation five India Jones in the
Great Circle, so that's pretty alright.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
I'm enjoying that game a lot of fun.
Speaker 6 (47:59):
Du they're five, it's fun.
Speaker 7 (48:02):
I still got a three live in the now mane
with the times, they're closer to the six and it's
really my PlayStation three is really just a Grand Theft
Auto machine that never gets turned on.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
Iron the same game. There have not been any games
since then.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
There's there's about to be more PlayStations than Grand Theft Autos.
All right, Gary, so you uh patron dot com, let's
go and then uh dos will go bug for you.
Speaker 7 (48:36):
I told you guys how I watched TV and I can't.
I gotta go hour at a time. I like episodic television,
but I also sometimes can't stand fiction, and I'm on it.
I can't stand fiction kick for the last like two
fucking months. So I'm looking for documentaries on Netflix right now.
The Roman Empire. It's fucking awesome. I've finished season one.
(49:02):
I'm learning a lot of ship that they taught me
in high school that I never paid attention to. And
and the way they do documentaries now with live action
and scribb and fucking acting it out, and then and
uh and that that other bean Sean Bean uh Nary.
Speaker 6 (49:22):
It's good.
Speaker 7 (49:23):
You should you should check it out. It's it's pretty sweet.
It's a pretty sweet doc And other than that'd be
good to each other. I got a lot of shows
shows coming up following me at Los Angeles.
Speaker 1 (49:36):
That's right, Alson playing all over the place.
Speaker 5 (49:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (49:39):
Hell, he put the flyers on his Instagram.
Speaker 7 (49:42):
Just book January in San Diego to January sixteenth, San Diego,
Gas lamp National Lampoon.
Speaker 6 (49:48):
Yellow Door.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
Nice.
Speaker 7 (49:50):
Hell and I actually got gave They gave me the night.
I actually get to book the night. So I'm bringing
some of my friends down.
Speaker 6 (49:57):
It'll be fun.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
Cool hell yeah, all right in Diego, but also more
Moreti then to follow him at Los Angeles, Ken, what
about you.
Speaker 5 (50:05):
Definitely go watch Gerald's game and get ready for an
epic Patreon. Also on the Patreon episode, I'll be reviewing Weapons,
which is a movie from this year horror movie with
Josh Brolin. I read that one, Yeah, check that out,
and then I know, and I just throwing out horror
movie suggestions. One of my favorite horror movies I've seen
(50:26):
in the past, I think two or three years, is
a great Argentinian horror movie called Terrified. It is in subtitles,
but it is one of the best horror movies I
have ever seen. It was only released a couple of
years ago. Uh, it is one of my favorite horror
movies of all time.
Speaker 6 (50:43):
What's it on top three?
Speaker 5 (50:46):
Well you don't do so, thought Sawston.
Speaker 6 (50:47):
So I'll do it. I'll do it because they don't have.
Speaker 5 (50:50):
The English stub. I think it's on.
Speaker 4 (50:53):
It might be on Hulu.
Speaker 3 (50:54):
It might be on Hulu.
Speaker 5 (50:55):
It's all right, just watch, just watch. Dot com will
tell you where it's at. I watched The Fairly Recent
again for the second time. It's so fucking good. Terrified,
stupid name, stupid poster, great fucking movie. And his follow
up is good too. But there's some horre movie recommendations
for you.
Speaker 4 (51:09):
Thank you, Cam. We were all sadering what they would be.
Speaker 1 (51:12):
And then as for me, yeah, just follow all these
dudes in social Thanks for the support, thanks for listening
to this show, sharing it with a friend, and yeah,
we'll see you later this week for Patreon.
Speaker 4 (51:25):
We love you. Goodbye.
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