July 8, 2025 • 55 mins
The guys chat about being a wingman, taking a pill in Ibiza, and 4th of July.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Why why, Hey cool cats, welcome to water cool Thank
you so much for tuning in. That was a little
more subdued to the mouthflicks. Maybe Garry'll get on board
(00:21):
with those not as aggressive kind of nice, mellow, harmonious loungee.
Let's find out. You know, the show goes I Chris Lucks.
I want to kick it with my cruel digital budds
of yesteryear with me today all the way into Orange County, California.
You hear him scary smith at that partner. Oh, judging
(00:46):
by his heided partner, he liked the new mouth flecks.
He thinks it's cool. He thinks it's the bees knees.
Let's find out. Now, let's go all the way over
to Austin, Texas. We got Matt Fondelier.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Hey, brother, Oh yeah, huh, I think I think my
internet connection is unstable.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
It's okay. We're gonna keep moving here and then all
the way in Long Beach, California. It's okay, nothing bothers me.
It's kaylen Bean, what's going on? Kind of a niacle?
I like it? Oh and lastly, but not Leslie, he
(01:36):
just rolled a blunt or a joint. I don't know
what the difference is. All the way in no Ho Cia,
it's Mike DCIn.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Smooth like a baby's cigarette.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
We're all on a second, Chris, I really like go
with the premise that you don't know the difference to
a joint and a blunt, Right, I do.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
The blunt's bigger.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
It's difference. It's difference.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
The blunt is bigger, and the blunt has tobacco.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
This is a jink was rolled out of cigar paper.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
You are thinking of it with. Okay, so blunt blunt
has no tobacco. No, it's usually rolled in tobacco. But
like the leaf that the leaf that makes a blunt
is tobacco. Okay.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
I could never roll a joint. And the only reason
I could roll a blunt is because it's already like reformed.
The Swiss sweets are already like pretty much not even
rolling anything. But I could never get the hang of
the joint.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I don't think I've ever Oh, I don't think. Yeah,
I don't know, but I know Snoop has a guy
on his payroll.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Yeah, pays well too, just like ninety a year or
something like that. Joints, but it's like an art for him.
Oh yeah, just watching him do it, just the motions.
It's like it's like watching a chef cutting onion, a
really good chef.
Speaker 7 (03:02):
Bring your eye.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
A friend of.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Mine rolled one of those Pineapple Express joints one time,
cross joint, the one that's like, yeah, yeah, that's hard,
that's hard.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I could see that being hard. The form factor is
a little bit different. But yeahs I mean you you,
you're starting the show off strong. I appreciate you waited
all day for us before you got going.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
I've been working my fucking a tail off for the
last since we last recorded, and this was my first
c minus. I was buying these, buying these in the
grocery store today and there was a cute lady in
front of me, and my thirty pack of corps Light
(03:53):
was like the next thing after her. And the guy
didn't see the thing. And the guy said, and the
guy said, is this year cores light too? To the lady,
and the lady and I both at the same time.
I said, she's too classy to drink this ship and
she goes, I don't drink that garbage.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
That counts as a meet cute if you ask me.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
It could have it could have.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
I tried to meet herun in the parking lot, but
she a skadautled of course, but misconnection.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Well, hey, guys, were happy belated Fourth of July. Oh yeah,
I haven't talked to you since then. It was pretty crazy.
Whant to played a few gigs. I saw some fireworks,
went to you know, Gary, you feelier with how Buena
Park does Fourth of July because it's lawless out there.
(04:50):
I saw that a kid died this year, so I
didn't want to.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Bring that up. But I mean you literally brought it up.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
You asked to help Wayna Park and afford the July. Yeah,
but I didn't want to. I don't want to.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Neither a Park nor Buena Nice.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
So what's so lawless about it? You know, it's just
it's just the fireworks are just crazy people. People are
crazy anyway. So well, dude, and asked, I know, I did.
I did. There's no way. There's no way I could
have asked me how my fourth was, Chris Matt, how
(05:29):
was your Fourth of July?
Speaker 7 (05:30):
They are horrible floods to your life? Do you not
read the news?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Read a book?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Dude?
Speaker 5 (05:37):
I was actually really worried because my Kinky Friedman's camp.
He has a camp for gold Star families, gold Star
kids and you know kids who lost parents that were
firefighters and ship like that. And every year they do
this great summer camp and it's the highlight of these
kids life. They want to go every summer. And it's
right there in Kerrville. It's in Hill country. The river,
(05:59):
the Guadeloupe parts of the Guadeloupe River run through the property.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
And I was like, oh, fuck, I hope those kids
are okay.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
So I called my friend Kareno is also good friends
with Kinky, and she said, no, Kinky's sister. Uh, it's
a good thing she's not good at business, because she
couldn't get the camp running this year. Oh wow, Thank
god guys for incompetence.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
You know sometimes sometimes we need it. And yeah, thank you. Well, yeah,
can you can you bring the show down? Let's see?
Speaker 6 (06:41):
Well, I have an update from my Blackstone grill. I
was gonna do some grilling, gonna make some burgers, got
it already. I even got the rich crackers ready. No propane,
so we had to go burgers and holid dogs on
the fucking stove.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I feel like replacing the propane tank is like infinitely easy. Yeah, correct, well.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
Not when you have a couple of cocktails in you unfortune.
Speaker 7 (07:08):
That's four that ship has sailed.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Yeah, I am, I'm guessing, Kaylin. Yeah, this is the
first time you use the Blackstone, but your prior grill
is not a propane grill.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
Uh, the one before it was. But Amy's dad always
does the grilling. I did use the box on one
other time. I had to make steakes on it and
that was kind of a failure. But yeah, I just
I just assumed there would be like, those flames aren't
very big.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
That's why I always I've always just used Kingsford. I
never get it. I've never bought a propane grill in
my life. Always went with charcoal because it's.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Easy.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Yeah, I get that. I think propane's easier, and you know,
propane and propane accessories, but sure, I think I like
the like the flavor of charcoal better regardless. Yeah, Calen,
I've had, I had. If I got a new ridge
delivered to me today.
Speaker 6 (08:01):
Oh, would you get the triple.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Did not did not get the did not get the
special in the middle job. A lot of people commented
about it. A lot of people love comments about it,
like it's cool, but I mean not worth it. Yeah,
it's not really not really worth Yeah, it's it's more.
But you know, I'm finally that look. I like this
kind of stuff. I like, you know, when we first
(08:25):
got the house and I hung up the TV and
I hit all the wires in the wall. Anytime someone
would come over, I actually anything about the TV. Yet
I'm really proud of this stuff. Of course they didn't.
They didn't care. So I was hoping, maybe, you know,
be a little conversation Starry. I got this middle drawer,
don't have it, but it's fine. So got a nice fridge.
And you know, when you change out the filter of
(08:47):
your fridge or get a new one, you have to
like run the water the water dispenser. You gotta flush
it like three gallons. You know how much? Three gallons
is a lot of water. That's so much water.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
It's less than a shower.
Speaker 6 (09:03):
You could probably get away with one.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Do you think you.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Think I can be safe with just one? Yeah, Okay,
I'm gonna tell Jenny, no, no, Caitlin say it's cool. Yeah, yeah,
give you Benny. Give it to Benny. You can drink that.
Speaker 7 (09:22):
It's okay, Yeah, you just put that water on plants.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
We don't all have bonzeye trees. Yeah, manni.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Orchard apples, Yeah, dying for this water.
Speaker 7 (09:37):
Yeah, dude, the apples.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
I did not get the fridge with the abs, but good,
thank you. But but yeah I got the I got
the little drawer for the freezer. It's nice.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
So I don't you have the camera inside your fridge
so you can see what's in there when you're at
the store.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
What you don't know about that? Holy hell, I don't think.
I don't think I was in my tier when I
was filtering fridges online in my price.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Right, they're very expensive, but that's definitely thing.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
It's like the same camera that you watched eagles being born.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Looking at eggs.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Exists. Yeah, oh man, I'm okay with that. I'm okay
with this kind of that kind of technology. Like, yeah, sure,
we talked about fridges with TVs and how weird that is,
but I think once a further fridges with cameras inside cameras. Yeah,
that's that's the move. I'm I'm placing my return order
(10:40):
now and I'm getting one with a camera. So when
I'm at Ralph's and Jens at home. She doesn't have
to open the fridge and tell me what is in there.
I can just look myself.
Speaker 7 (10:50):
This wonderful.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
What a fricking lude. I'll be honest, man, I'm a
little out of touch these days. I I I recently
got into a new TV show called Love Island. Have
you heard of it?
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Boy?
Speaker 7 (11:06):
Love his Land? Oh?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
What a show? What a show?
Speaker 7 (11:11):
You're watching the American one, the UK one.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
I'm only watching this season of the American one, and
I'm like, I've only seen a few episodes. Jen's just
powering through it and I'll just come in, watch a
little bit, leave, but you know, and then I have
her fillm me in. Bullshit.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
You come in and you sit down and you watch
until the end of the opisode. Give me this bullshit.
She's I know how reality television.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Was, I'm no, because they film it like every day. Yeah,
we started late, so I agree. Yeah, So it's just
it's too much. It's too much. So I'll have her
fill me in.
Speaker 7 (11:41):
But the thing with that show is that it starts
out all fun and sexy, but by like episode thirty nine,
and you're still just watching these people just sitting around
talking to each other. It's it gets a little tiresome
after a while.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
There's it's like they have to all make out with
each other, Like every possible combination of person has some
out with each other per episode.
Speaker 7 (12:01):
There's gonna be an episode later on they do every
season where they make the contestants eat food and then
spit it into the mouths of other contestants.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Yep, I'm okay.
Speaker 7 (12:10):
Then it's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Yeah, maybe I'll skip that one that.
Speaker 7 (12:13):
Yeah, well I always through that episode it recurring.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
That's really that's beautiful television.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Well, look, regardless of about crazy, some of these episodes,
get what really, what it's really doing is putting me
in tune with my fellow young people, because I still
get mistaken for people that age, you know. So it's
like I might as well learn I was younger, learn
to speak, learn to talk the way they do. Chris,
(12:41):
how often you get carted? I still get carted. I
would say, Wow, it's about seventy five percent.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Hmm. I think you're going to be.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
I don't know if you're gonna be upset or happy
the day you realize I haven't been carted in like
five years.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Yeah, I'll probably be happy. I mean, it's fine with
me the grazer.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Yeah, yeah, I don't think it's gonna bother you that much.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
But you will go through that realization that like, oh
and I'm never getting carted again. I will never again
in my life be mistaken for someone under twenty one.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
That's fine, because it's almost embarrassing when I give them
my card and it's not even like the vertical one.
It's still the horizontal California one because like when you
reach like people of a certain age don't have like
the new fangled vertical ones with all the glitter and glamour,
so it's it's pretty embarrassing.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
I have no idea what you're talking about. My idea
is the real idea. It's horizontal drawsin.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Long after your time when this would have applied to you,
they made a change where people who are under the
age of eighteen, I believe in my actually it's under
the age of twenty one, they get a vertical.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Ide That's smart. Yeah, I never knew that. Yeah, that's
that's that's one thing that state of California probably do, right.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Yeh wait, why.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Is it it's so that so that it's easily identifiable
like this person, if your idea is vertical, you are
clearly under the age of twenty one.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
They're putting Gary out of business. Gary cannot make Gary
into a fake ID.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Gary still tapped in.
Speaker 7 (14:15):
My friend hands his idea over and goes the year
starts with a nineteen. Yeah, pretty quick fix right there.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
So yeah, that that does help. That does help. So yeah,
So it's like it's almost embarrassing now when I get
when I get card, because like, yeah, I know you
probably thought it was super young and hip, and by
the way I talk and speak, you probably just thought
I was your mouthless I had a fake at a
fake ID, but here I am showing you my my
true colors, and it's all been a ruse regardless. So
(14:48):
I'm I was thinking about people coupling up, and I
was like, you know, I'm I did a pretty good
wingman move the other day. I garrious Cary looks concerned
getting pricked up, and he's just like he's like ready
to just start shaking his head. Okay, So I was
(15:08):
playing a gig and was this the unfortunately named one
in the night before fourth of July No Big Bang
on the Bay appropriately and awesomely named one. No, but
I was playing an acoustic gig and this couple I
don't even know if there are a couple, but it's
this guy and this very attractive girl. M probably should
(15:32):
just sick girl, Gary, Yeah, probably.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Well I'm curious.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
That is the reason you said very attractive girl is
because the guy looks wise out of her league. However,
the guy was pocketing cash and maybe ten years on.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Her freaking Dawson. I don't know about that the age,
but didn't look and it happened. I get it too,
I've outkicked my coverage. I am stand. But they there
are certain couples you're just like, oh, interesting and good
for them, and this is one of those cases. So
(16:13):
uh so I'm playing music and they're good for them?
Or do you think good for him?
Speaker 3 (16:19):
You know, she probably gets some good out of it.
She probably drives a nice car, but he doesn't pay rent.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
It's the letter, sugar Daddy, it's the letter. So so
I'm playing, but I don't know if they're a couple
or not, because they're not like being lovey dovey, and
they could be just coworkers or friends or whatever. But but.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
Everything is pointing towards this guy being rich. She is
not over the affectionate in public because she's still embarrassed
about the fact that she's dating this guy for his money.
She doesn't want everyone to readily see that in public.
Were you there, dad, I've seen it a million times, dude.
It's it's on this show called Love Island.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
So I'm I'm playing and they're not really they're just
like talking like friends, right, but you can kind of
tell by the body of which this dude is into
this girl. I don't know if he has made any moves.
I don't know if what their history is, but I
could tell. And and they're playing guitar and he like,
he's like kind of talking lot and he's mentioned that
(17:26):
he's you know, he plays guitar and he sings and
blah blah blah, and like I'm finishing up, I'm getting
ready to go go on a break and uh, and
it's asking if I know any of these songs, Like no,
It's like, oh okay, well, I was like, I'll learn
that one next time, you know, And I never do,
but that's what I say. And I'll never see you again, man,
And uh, And I think, hey, do you want to
(17:48):
play a song? I asked him. He goes, who me,
I don't know, I don't know. And the girl's like, oh,
come on, come on, Oh you can. Oh you got
a lot of play God to let him play? Please
let him play? Oh my god, yeah, get up there.
You here's where they drunk drinking. I got the iPad
(18:09):
to do the sound. I'll make him sound good as
far as I can go.
Speaker 7 (18:14):
Way down.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
But she is now like really, and she's so excited.
And he gets up there and he's like, all right,
I'll play one song and uh and she has her
phone out, she's ready to film it. Mmm, she's she's
just so into this right now. And he starts playing
one of Klen's favorite songs.
Speaker 6 (18:33):
No scrubs.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
No, no, he doesn't play no scrubs.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
That would have been I mean, the fuck do I wish?
Can we change the story the story? Can we just
go with no scrubs?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
All right?
Speaker 6 (18:54):
An acoustic guitar going full fucking no scrubs, that would
be great.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
There is a universe where he plays no scrubs. Sure
not in this one, but there is a there's a
dimension somewhere.
Speaker 7 (19:05):
We're in the darkest timeline.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Guys, that's that's right, one of one in one billion.
Whatever Doctor Strange said, we are. So he starts, he goes,
I'm going to play this song. I love this song.
It's the acoustic version of I Took a Pill and
a besa okay, which I.
Speaker 6 (19:21):
Mean, which is actually the original, the original song.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
So how does that go?
Speaker 6 (19:26):
Took a Pi and the bezas?
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Give me give me the melody because I'm not going
to know any of the words.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
I mean, said's song.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
You know the state of music these days, no melody.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
It's a great, it's an incredible song.
Speaker 6 (19:47):
It's great.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
There's a melody, melody, but.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
It's not readily.
Speaker 7 (19:53):
It's awesome.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Music video was cool years older. It it was something
to do, but we don't know the words. Yeah, it's
really good and so okay, I'm gonna backtrack. I'm gonna
go on a little tangent remix for DOS because it
is a remix like that song started acoustic and it
(20:15):
was Mike Posner just singing about how all this fame
and money and stuff just sucks. And he was just
being completely honest.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
He was on the show before. Yeah, he was OK.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
And then it did okay, but then I forget who
But some guy just remixed it, yeah, and just put
a really happy, dancy tune which was like the exact
opposite of what Mike Poster was singing about. Like he's like, no,
I'm trying to get away from this world and that's
what the song's about. This guy just still made it
like a dance club hit, and man did it turn
(20:46):
into a banger. And then it became kind of cool
because it was sad lyrics with a happy with a
happy melody and happy, happy music and it kind of
had that cool contrast. An artist was named seb Seebee
so and and now Mike Poster when he performs it live,
he plays that version because that's just a bit better version.
Speaker 6 (21:07):
It was probably one of the biggest e d M
songs in the two thousan tens.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
I all still listen to it, and it brings me
a lot of a lot of joy and it gets
me thinking about life too. So very very good song.
Big fan of it. So I know you can't do
the lyrics off memory right now, but if if you
play the song, I'd be able to sing the whole thing,
I promise anyway. So he starts singing like the sensitive version,
and she is melting you, guys, She's just like he's
(21:35):
he's doing all right, He's doing enough to get by.
He's doing enough to I mean, if you ask me,
the sound was really good. Freaking dogs that that compressor,
that compressor was going, I tap tempo delay, added the reverb.
Speaker 6 (21:50):
I was gonna say, that's a bit of a gamble
to go. Okay, yeah, why don't you come up and
play a song? Sit out of the park. And then
you're thinking, oh fuck, why did I do that?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
You?
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Chris, Chris, You're you're using some mechanical enhancements. You're doing
all this stuff right. He doesn't go, give me the
tap and I'm doing that.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
I'm no, I'm saying, and I'm and I'm I'm trying
to make him sound as good as possible.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
I let him give me the diminished verb after the third.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
I make him. I make him sound awesome.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
That's awesome. Side Jane the calm.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
That's what see. Yeah, see Dawson knows. Dawson knows all
my tricks, all my moved for a guitar and vocals.
So so he gets through the song, she's enamored starts clapping.
He takes off the guitar. I turned on the house music.
They're hugging it out. She's just like she's melted, melted
(22:45):
in his arms. And I look at I look at
my buddy who's working there. It's like, we did it.
Look at this, We made this happen. And they're having
this wonderful moment. But then I go back for my
next set and he turns into a monster. Oh fuck freaking.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Can I play a song? Can I play a song?
Let me play a song?
Speaker 7 (23:08):
Gave him a taste of blood. Now he wants the flesh.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
It's like The Shark and Finding Nemo. By the way,
all my references from now when are picks our movies,
just because that's all I'm watching. So it's like The
Shark and Finding Nemo. And he gets a little bit
of Dory's blood snorted up the old nasal passage, and
he just oh movie, Cale, Cale, get all my references
(23:34):
right now. And so now he's sitting back. He's no
longer like attentive and and sweet. But he's sitting back,
arm out on the on like the loungey couch, just
like just chilling, like, yeah, I'm a badass. I did that.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
He gave him a taste of fame.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Bro and and and now he is just talking to
me this whole set like, hey, you know this one, dude,
that's he I get that one. That one's good. You
gotta play that one. You know this one? Oh, you
gotta play that one. Oh it's classic. Oh it's only
it's really just a couple of chords.
Speaker 7 (24:08):
And then now you were an amazing wingman for this guy,
and now he is just.
Speaker 6 (24:14):
You should have busted out like the hardest, fucking best
song that you know, just to like show him up.
I don't know what that would be.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Just yeah, I just played a buff daddy song. I will.
I'm gonna bring that up in a little bit here,
because yeah, there is a there is a conundrum her.
But anyway, so so now and now, in between songs,
he's like, hey, can't play another one. No, hey, I
(24:41):
can't play another on. Let me get another one, can't
play another one? And then my brain I'm like, dude,
I got you. I got you to the peak right,
You're you can't get any higher. Now if you play
another song, you you I know you put your best
foot forward for that one. So whatever song you have
now ain't gonna be as good.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
You're now four more beers deeper than you were when
you miraculously pulled off this other song. You do not
want to do this, buddy, So I'm just saying, tell
me you put him on stage.
Speaker 6 (25:10):
I was gonna say, you fucking should have just all right,
let him drink a little bit more even and go
all right, here you go.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
No, you know the worst part was I played two
hours straight after that because I couldn't take a break,
because I knew if I would have freaking taken a break,
you would have grabbed the guitar and started playing. So
I just had to just I couldn't leave. Now I'm
playing the b sides because it's like, all right, I
can't leave. I'm playing songs. I don't even know if
this is right.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
The guy can't just get up and play your guitar
like it's but I couldn't.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
But I'm trying to be nice and I won't say
if I don't have a reason to say exactly.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Once Chris lets him play at once, then there's a
bit of an understanding a license there of like, well.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
Yeah, you're a break yeah, and Chris is the last
guy to revoke that license.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
That's true. I know I gotta grow some balls. So anyway,
now I'm just now I'm just powering through my legs
are good, tired voice kids.
Speaker 6 (26:07):
Wait, so when he keeps asking to play another song,
you just go.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Know, I'm like, no, no, no, I don't.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
I was like, oh god, I still got to keep going.
I got to finish this out and all the way
till all the way to the bitter, bitter, bitter end.
And they're just sitting there and by the way, after
that hug, after this, back to not sitting across from
each other, nothing's happening. I'm like, dude, you had it.
You had it.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
Actually, I'm taking my whole theorem back, not all of it.
He still may be rich, but she is too.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I have no way to prove this, so I can't.
I can't confirm or deny, but I'll the whole night.
Now I'm just thinking, like, dude, we had it. This
is a team effort. We had it. You're getting greedy
and now you're losing it and you lost it yep,
and now you're just annoying and it's like, dude, anyway,
So that I did a pretty good job being a
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wingman to a certain point.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
That'll learn you.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Or maybe maybe that's just the the siren song of
performance and music is just stronger than that of a woman.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
No, it's the yeah thing.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
It's not what it is.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
What it is is one you know, one time on.
So maybe the guy is a guitar player, maybe he
plays in a band. Maybe he's actually pretty damn good.
He could not sit there and watch you be awesome
and not need to get up there, and he couldn't
stifle his need to get on stage.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
I don't think it was a competition against me. I
think it was he liked the way he felt when
she was doing watching him, and yeah, that's the only
way he's getting from her. So now he's realized, I
have this trick in my bag and I got to
get back up there. That's the only way I'm going
to get the attention. But you did it, You did
as far as you can go. Yeah, But he didn't
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have he's not a closer. He didn't close, not enough.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
He didn't get that last cookie satisfaction.
Speaker 7 (28:18):
I should have left the club after that. You might
drop and then you say let's go.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Oh no, sorry. That might have been my fault because
I don't like when people leave on playing, so I'm like, please,
don't everybody.
Speaker 7 (28:29):
Everybody who thinks no, only you should have pointed out
you were stuck on stage for two hours, but so
was everyone else around you.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's how That's how I play, like
you know, you know, it's it's just a nice, mellow evening.
I'm playing some really romantic, lovely music. But you know,
if your check is drops on the floor and you
get I was like, we.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Only don't go anywhere, and they is that the song?
Is that the bes a song?
Speaker 1 (28:56):
No, that's just my stage voice. That's how I talk,
That's how I do my banter. That's how I talk.
And it works that people don't leave. It's like, I
don't know, it's a trick I do, but you know
I tried and tested and true.
Speaker 5 (29:09):
My favorite piece of stage bands ever was seeing Jonathan
McEwan and I still can't quite reproduce it, but seeing
Jonathan McEwan say to a crowd of about two thousand,
how many of you are here tonight? And what he
the way he delivered it, it sounded like how many
are you here? From Chicago or you know, there was something,
(29:31):
but it was just how many of you are here tonight?
And I try to duplicate that on my comedy shows,
just say how many of you are here tonight? Sometimes
they get it and like four people will clap and
I go, that sounds like about right.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
The rest of you are not.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
I'm gonna steal that. I'm gonna steal that.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
It's good, take it.
Speaker 5 (29:53):
The only one I've ever seen do it to perfection
was Jonathan McEwen.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
When I playing Flying to Deliver. You know, because it
was fourth of July. Fire's just going off randomly the
last you know, two days leading up to three days
after fourth of July, they're all just kind of popping off.
And so I'm playing in a firework goes off at
you know, as I'm as I'm just talking and uh like,
oh man, I'm gonna fire up my pyrotechnics guy that
he was off, huge laugh, doss. So you can have
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that one. We'll trade, thank you, big old, big old laugh.
All right. Well, anyway, so that was my look. I
tried to be a wingman. I'm usually pretty good at
the wingman thing.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
I think that's a disappointment and and as I said,
that'll learn you. Yeah, you will. You will start.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
You will find yourself as you get older doing less
and less good deeds, because you will, you will learn
the less and no good deed goes unpunisher.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Well, speaking of good deeds and being a woman, I'm
glad Gary's here because he can speak to he can
speak to this firsthand. All right, No, it's it's more
of just a philosophical question because look, I'm taking I'm
spoken for. Yeah, that hold up my my wedding ring
there for those who are just listening, is it is
(31:13):
it okay for a married man to be the wingman
long that wedding ring stays on? I think you're okay.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
Are these Jersey shore rules? If there's Jersey shore rules,
you may have to jump on a grenade.
Speaker 6 (31:29):
I would feel like it's almost expected.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
None of that. But like, oh Kaylyn and your buddy.
Speaker 6 (31:35):
You're going out with your married buddy, like dude, and
he's looking together. He like you better fucking talk me
up tonight? Like you better better?
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Yeahends.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
It depends on the married man.
Speaker 6 (31:47):
Whoa assuming there are a few married men.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
That I don't need to be my wing man Okay, well,
let's try this out. Let's try this out. Because Ma's
a married man, right, yeah, this, Oh, Matt's all wedning. Okay,
Dawson he's not married yet. And Caitlyn, Caitlyn could be
a single woman. So Matt, talk up Dawson. Let's say
you brought Dawson a bar and you're gonna you're talking up, Yeah,
talking him up to Kailan. But call him miss Kalyn, yeah,
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miss Kaylen. Well, you don't know his name is?
Speaker 6 (32:15):
What's kind of a girl name?
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Miss oh good?
Speaker 6 (32:19):
I'm just yeah, having a drink by myself, kind of bored.
Speaker 7 (32:25):
Oh she gotta have my tie there, it's interesting choice.
Speaker 6 (32:27):
Oh yeah, I love my ties.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
That guy smoking over there. You see that guy over there,
he's got he's got your name on it. He's very efficient.
He gets two at a time. I don't worry that.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
That cough is just what he does. Gary. Gary's there too,
Gary's you're helping out. I like this wingman. I don't
want to be that. He's contaging, you know, it's just
you know, yeah, rock star living baby, Miss Calyn, what
do you think about that c minus?
Speaker 6 (33:05):
I'm too classy for that.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Oh that's true. That's true. And then I walk over
and I go, this stuff's garbage. You wanted my time.
I love it.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
I love it because the whole time too, because we
we you know, we're technologically savvy. I love it all right,
So yeah, I think it's okay. Then as long as
as long as uh, you got your wedding ring on.
Speaker 4 (33:30):
It just depends, Like, look, for all the married guys
on this podcast, it's perfectly fine because you guys are
good guys. Like there, I know we've all met someone
who's married who's maybe not a good guy, and if
that person is starting to wing man, then that probably
they probably shouldn't do that because they're gonna put themselves
in a situation that's not gonna end well for anyone.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
I like, I've I've seen it depends on.
Speaker 6 (33:56):
The wife, Like if the wife knew, Like if they're cool,
they oh, yeah, you're just helping like a friend. But
if your wife ain't so cool.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Then.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
Part of the thing, Kaylen, Part of the thing, Kaitlyn
is the married wingman has to at least every ten
minutes remind everyone that he's married. And I love my wife.
You know, you gotta gotta be up front and honest
about that.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
Almost.
Speaker 6 (34:22):
Yeah, you can do it casually. You can just tell
my wife, yeah, right, you can.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
You can establish that one time at the top and
be good for the night, like if you if you
just fucking very sternly or you know.
Speaker 5 (34:35):
Yeah, and then twenty minutes later, after she has her
third jello shot, Uh, the wing of the chick you're
trying to set up is falling all over you in
a drunken way and saying she likes your eyes and
the way you laugh.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
I've already been gone for a half heart at that point.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
Get out, Yeah, pull the shoot.
Speaker 4 (34:59):
Yeah, what I hand for for miss Kitlin over there
or whoever it is, and I'm I'm on the road.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Garry acts quick, he's in, does does the job, and
leaves does He's a linger nothing good.
Speaker 4 (35:13):
He happens to this waning for three and a half
fucking hours. I'll give you a half hour, set you up,
and fucking you can knock it down from there or not,
but I'll be home, okay.
Speaker 5 (35:22):
And that that is the other thing is like a
wingman is not a full night investment, you know. I mean,
you got to have your own agenda, dude, my my
job is not. If I was married, i'd be like, dude,
my job is not to get you laid. My job
was to get me laid. And I got a wife,
so all help as much as I can. But I
(35:45):
got my own plans for tonight and they're not getting
you laid. But I'll play nice.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Yeah right, yeah, yeah, something like that. Well, then what
about this Gary, what if you get me in trouble here? No,
I'm just I'm not trying to get you in trouble here.
Speaker 4 (36:01):
I'm not gonna get in trouble, So I don't you
don't care, You're not gonna get in trouble.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
No, so go for it. Yeah, there's nothing. What about
let's say there's a dance floor. Are you, as a
married man, allowed to dance with a female that's not
your wife? Not when you say it like that?
Speaker 6 (36:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (36:26):
Really okay.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Let's say let's say miss Kaylen has friends. Maybe this
woman's also married and just hanging out with Miss Kaylen.
She's wing woman in it.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
I mean, here's dancing, there's there's a fun there's a
huge range here, Like if we're gonna go out and
we're all gonna line dance together. Yeah, you probably get
away with that. But if this is going to be
freaking freaking or slow dancing, then no, absolutely not.
Speaker 6 (36:47):
I was gonna say slow dancing like Chris or Mikey
does after a couple of drinks, then you're probably okay,
we'll see.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
That's the thing.
Speaker 5 (36:54):
That's the thing is you have to kind of keep
it in the in the in the in the Mikey zone.
I got drunk all of your weddings, but I didn't
dance with one girl. I danced with everybody.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
That's right, right, And I think you can dance.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
You just gotta dance with everybody.
Speaker 4 (37:10):
Yeah, yeah, there's no There should be no one on
one act of any kind, not even close.
Speaker 7 (37:16):
Amaze it a lot of fist bumps while you're dancing.
That will kind of establish a contact zone that people
will not want to get into, you.
Speaker 6 (37:24):
Know, take your shirt off to a summersault?
Speaker 7 (37:26):
Are you sure?
Speaker 1 (37:27):
A mosh pit? Map? So yeah?
Speaker 2 (37:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (37:33):
No, no twirling, No, absolutely no twirling.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
Oh only of your wife. Okay, days are over, you
twirl Jenny and nobody else.
Speaker 5 (37:48):
By the way, well said sir, when we're ready, if
I may, I watched them sinners.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
I watched the curious what you were thinking before. I but, Kaylen,
did you go back and watch the scene?
Speaker 7 (38:06):
No?
Speaker 3 (38:08):
I was very worried.
Speaker 5 (38:12):
Kaylen said there was one scene that I was like, eh,
and I'm like, don't tell me. I want to watch
the movie and I want to see if I know
which scene.
Speaker 6 (38:22):
This was on Patreon for anyone that didn't listen, I
reviewed it last week. I talked about there's one scene
in the movie that bugged the ever living ship out
of me, and uh, yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 5 (38:32):
Let's even story then as a tease for Patreon. If
it was delivered on Patreon, we can talk about it
on Patreon. But I just remembered that, and I was
very concerned. I was like, I'm going to watch Centers
because it's all on HBO now, and I said, oh shit,
I have to do. I really think I'm going to
be able to find the scene that Kaylan was saying
(38:58):
that that we we spoke about.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
Okay, Dawson, you were you were in your cups a
little bit on Patreon. So did you watch the scene
that I pointed out to Calin that he missed the
post credits scene.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
Oh, yes, I did.
Speaker 5 (39:13):
Actually, I watched the very very ending, and then I
have to go. I think I have to go back
and watch the post I think I missed it. Yeah,
I think they went.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (39:24):
So here's the for like a non Marvel movie to
throw in a fucking post credits scene. I mean, I
got to watch the scene, but I.
Speaker 4 (39:30):
Like the move. Well, I think we'll get to it
in the comments. But uh, post credit scene, I think
is going to go a long way to clearing up
the scene that Calen had an issue with.
Speaker 5 (39:40):
Oh even better, Well, in today's Patreon show, I will
tell you whether or not I knew the scene that
Canon was talking about. Okay, but we'll save it for
Patreon since I brought it up with Patreon.
Speaker 6 (39:52):
Right, here's breaking a bunch of I think I feel
like we're it's going to be tough to talk about
this without spoilers.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
I don't think there's something to don't think of something anyway,
and it's on HBO. Now, it's like, watch it could be.
Speaker 6 (40:09):
A totally different scene that that he's talking about.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
Consider this a spoiler alert.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
Okay, we're spoiling a different episode that's here on the
water cool all right? Well anyway, Well, and by the way,
if you're not part of Patreon, please come join us.
It's just go to patreon dot com slash Watercooler. You
get this episode every episode add free, you get an
(40:34):
extra episode every week, which Matt likes to say it's
like a continuation of the conversation.
Speaker 6 (40:41):
By the way, I went to coffee. Mean the other
day I bought a cool brew coffee medium size, five
dollars and thirty cents.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
It's too much. I can think of a few better
ways to spend your money, Like one is, yeah, join
our Patreon. And also there's opportunities for meetups, mallow Malo
money meetups and movie clubs. And yeah, it's a grand
old time, all right.
Speaker 5 (41:04):
I'll tell you I don't even I don't even drink
the coffee of Corolla anymore. I make my French press,
my Kirkland Starbucks coffee, and then I make sure I
bring my big Bobo boy mug and fill it up
every single day before I go to work. And it's
totally changed my life. I don't have to worry about
anybody else. I'm in charge of my coffee game. And
(41:27):
so whoever I think Chris gave us the cups.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
Man who had the engraving business.
Speaker 6 (41:36):
Well, Grazzi, because my ship's like faded.
Speaker 5 (41:41):
Now, I'm glad mine's faded. I don't want it to
say bobo boy. I have to explain that ship.
Speaker 6 (41:48):
I might be thinking of a different cup was just
our face on it.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Now there's a black like coffee style mug that said
bobo boy, and like.
Speaker 5 (41:56):
Diferen, it's a thermal mug. It's it's really good though.
It's a and I use it all the time.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
Yeah, yeah, I think I think it's might use mine too. Anyway,
So before we get out, Before we get out of here,
I would like to play a this is How You
Remind Me clip because one was Yeah, one was given
to me today and Matt will introduce it after I
play the super sweet intro. Bye, Kase Peters, this is.
Speaker 6 (42:28):
Mine.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
This is.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
Not like you say.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
Sorry.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
I was waiting on a tip from Sorry.
Speaker 5 (42:45):
It's been so long since Nickelback was on the radio
that I've forgotten the words ironically.
Speaker 7 (42:52):
Okay, So this was submitted by Philip Anderson. It's from
episode forty four, which happened back in October of twenty sixteen. Gary,
I don't know if you were on you were on
the last episode, but we ended up talking about Nick
Cage for a little bit o.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Way.
Speaker 7 (43:07):
It's okay, just you know, go back and listen. But
at a certain point we uh we brought up the
show Luke Cage, which uh I heard we exploded this,
I know. So Philip, Philip Anderson brought up the fact
that we did have this discussion, and he just happened
to be listening to episode forty four where Kaylen flicked
(43:30):
Luke Cage and he gave it ten out of ten beans.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
Which was docking.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
Why but really yes, but that but that's not what.
Speaker 7 (43:38):
The clip we're playing with. The clip we were playing
just happens to be in this exact same episode. It
is one of the more infamous moments in the show,
which was the time that Caylan gave a Corolla studio
tour to a representative from Arizona Athletics, which Gary found
out after the fact, and roll the clip which is
(43:59):
actually two clips because I had to combine a couple
of things.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
Clearly this was planned.
Speaker 4 (44:04):
I don't know how, but clearly this was planned for Friday,
and you rescheduled it because you had to duck out
early to go to not scary farm.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
While you should have been at A and D.
Speaker 3 (44:11):
Which is fine, totally approved, and you asked and that's cool.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
My question to you is, hey, why could.
Speaker 4 (44:17):
They have fucking not just come third Friday night as
scheduled when me and.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
Chris were here?
Speaker 1 (44:21):
B Why would you not tell me they were coming
at all?
Speaker 4 (44:24):
And see do you not think I might have a
vested interest in having a friend in the Arizona Athletics
program program?
Speaker 1 (44:31):
Start?
Speaker 6 (44:31):
Okay, wait, let's start over.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
What was number one?
Speaker 3 (44:34):
Oh? I am I am strong. I know you know what?
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Hilarious Like, no argument. That was a fucking funny joke.
But fuck you answered my question. Let's hear, Kaitlin said
of the story.
Speaker 6 (44:49):
Okay, yes, scary. I definitely should have told you that
this guy was coming in and I just slipped my mind.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
But this guy's that's fine. You should just stop there.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
No, I'm not going to know. I have to hear.
Speaker 6 (44:59):
The guy is a huge, huge fan of Adam Kruler
and Adam Drew.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
He knows you.
Speaker 6 (45:03):
You can just say, hey, you guys like to know him?
Speaker 3 (45:06):
I know, just give me his email.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
This fucking guy's ad Wow, that's Garry. I can just
keep on the fuck what goes on?
Speaker 3 (45:20):
Nick Davis, there you go. Wow.
Speaker 5 (45:25):
First of all, I want everyone to know that that
was entirely scripted. We rehearsed that, and Gary, you acted
the fuck out of that, dude.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
Thanks brother, very good. And I don't like to call
myself an artist, but goddamn, I remember that day.
Speaker 4 (45:39):
Look, I remember that day too, and I stand by
eighty five to ninety percent of what I said.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
I'm you know, I feel badly that I screamed was
maybe a bit off, maybe a hostile.
Speaker 5 (45:52):
I know.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
I'm interested to know what else had gone on that day, but.
Speaker 6 (45:57):
I'm not sure if it came from that day. But
I just wanted to show off a little something right
now that I'm currently new tattoo right here episode, I
think that might have been from that visit that.
Speaker 3 (46:14):
I want to know it wasn't. Then I will say this.
Speaker 5 (46:17):
I will say this because Gary reachs out to these
people afterwards, and there was a very large box of
Arizona Athletics delivered to the studio. Every fucking item of
clothing was Gary's size. None of us could wear anything, well,
the hats would go over our eyes.
Speaker 3 (46:39):
Well.
Speaker 5 (46:40):
Actually, Gary and I were swimming in everything and the
basketball shorts are gone.
Speaker 1 (46:45):
First, Yeah, Kiln, I mean, Cayleen. I'm pretty sure that
was from that day. Man. I mean, I don't see
you going to a store and buying No.
Speaker 6 (46:53):
Well, Gary, Gary left me these shorts. And there's always
the infamous story of when Gary was moving out of
our apartment and he essentially had a bunch of just
basketball shorts in his drawer and he was like take
him keep them, and so I was a great thanks,
And so I wore one of the pairs into work
one day and he was like, not that pair, give
it back.
Speaker 4 (47:13):
I actually was just wearing that parent like this weekend,
and I was thinking about that how I made give
me the clothes on.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
I'm curious scared of fact shorts and a mini fridge,
all right?
Speaker 5 (47:27):
I think I think I brought up on this show
the one time that uh, Rich Robinson, the guitarist for
the Black Crows.
Speaker 3 (47:35):
Yeah, I was on the Corolla Show and Chris.
Speaker 5 (47:39):
Did not tell me that Rich Robinson from the Black
Crows is going to be in And I'm still I'm
still affected by it, as you can probably tell.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
We are you mad about that?
Speaker 5 (47:51):
I think I would I would love Philip Anderson. Let's
hope sarahen Dippity keeps rolling. Maybe the next episode you're
listen to is where I got upset with Chris about
not telling me that rich Robinson was going to be there.
And I'd like to see how I handled it, because.
Speaker 1 (48:09):
How would that be different? Though, because you only miss
shows when you have to, so you probably weren't even
in town.
Speaker 5 (48:15):
Probably wasn't on the Adam Carolla show. He was on
an auxiliary show.
Speaker 3 (48:21):
But he was in. He was in the studio.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
I can't help who walks in through those doors.
Speaker 6 (48:29):
It was probably on the schedule.
Speaker 5 (48:30):
See now, now I'm getting angry about it, and this
is why I want to hear. This is why I
really want to hear whatever if this happened.
Speaker 6 (48:38):
I know, did this take place? Just to help people
find it a little.
Speaker 1 (48:41):
Bit, maybe we do a little conflict mediation next episode. No,
I'll get to come on with this.
Speaker 3 (48:47):
No, we're all men. Shit happens.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
We move on.
Speaker 3 (48:51):
It's okay.
Speaker 5 (48:53):
Gerry is fine now with the Arizona Athletic Equipment guy.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
Oh yeah, no, he's he no longer works there, but
oh so.
Speaker 3 (49:01):
He's okay with it. He's no longer an asset. He
moved on.
Speaker 1 (49:06):
No, we're still friends.
Speaker 4 (49:07):
And I will say, Dawson that I know it bothered
you that all that stuff showed up and it was
all one size.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
So for the next two years I just had to
make all Gary size.
Speaker 5 (49:16):
It's like I I honestly said, one day, I said,
thank God, this is a school I don't give a
fuck about because if it.
Speaker 3 (49:25):
Was a bunch of cow Bears merchandise or.
Speaker 5 (49:31):
Some U c SB gaucho's gear or something and it
was all Gary size, I would have been really mad.
Speaker 1 (49:37):
Some banana slugs T shirts.
Speaker 3 (49:40):
That's Santa Cruz, bro.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
I know, but I feel like you belong there too.
Speaker 3 (49:46):
You ever bed last time?
Speaker 1 (49:50):
Yeah, no, no, no, on you give off Santa Cruz
vies for sure, dude. If you would have say, if
you would say, oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (49:59):
I to you, I was in Santa Cruz. Last time
I was in Santa Cruz was last summer. Okay, so
I went, I'm sorry two summers ago.
Speaker 6 (50:11):
Santa Cruz would come up way before Santa Barbara, that's
for sure.
Speaker 1 (50:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (50:16):
I mean, if we're just if we're just talking stereotypes,
you guys haven't been to Santa Cruz in a long time.
Santa Cruz is crunchy granola. Santa Cruz is militantly crunchy granola,
making me hungry.
Speaker 1 (50:29):
Dude, I didn't know it's delicious, all right, Well, anyway,
why don't we get our plugs in? Beautiful though, oh beautiful.
Speaker 3 (50:38):
My plug is for Santa Cruz, California.
Speaker 1 (50:41):
All right, Dawson is plugging. Okay, Well, when we get
our plugs in and we'll start Patreon, so I'll start,
I won't leave. I I want to see where this goes.
I want to see this thing through Dawson. What can
we plug for you?
Speaker 5 (50:53):
Thank you guys for buying the stickers and the CDs
for twenty five bucks. That's pretty awesome of you. That
is still available. Five Los Angeles stickers of me smoking
a cigarette and they just say, dude, you're like having
no allegiance with Mike Dawson. You're just like, this is
a dude smoking a cigarette. I'm going to put it
on my notebook to five stickers and then my very
(51:17):
first CD and a random CD that I produced, and
I produced like eight of them, so they're there.
Speaker 3 (51:25):
Also.
Speaker 5 (51:25):
Irvine Improv almost sold out. Adam said, hey, you can
do ten minutes at the top if you want. So
a Thursday night at the Irvine improv Adam Carola, Jmore.
We're recording a podcast, but it's just going to be Adam,
Carol and Jmore riffing and I'm doing ten on top
this Thursday.
Speaker 3 (51:43):
This Thursday night and then.
Speaker 5 (51:46):
July seventeenth, I'm in my hometown of Clayton, California, at
the Clayton Saloon, the Clayton Club Saloon, which is a
honest to God's saloon swinging doors. It was there when
my mom went to Clayton Valley High School and her
father forbade her or any of her brothers from ever
(52:09):
going to the saloon because it was a hell's angel basse.
I'm performing comedy there on July seventeenth. It's gonna be.
Speaker 3 (52:17):
A fun time.
Speaker 1 (52:18):
Love it. You'll kill it there too, all right? Gary?
What about you?
Speaker 4 (52:25):
I don't know follow Reasonable Doubt or subscribe to you
Reasonable Doubt on YouTube, I guess YouTube dot com, slash
Reasonable Doubt podcast, Mark and I, you know, getting out
there and just talking about stuff. This most recent episode
that's available now, Mark is finally not under the gag
order in the Diddy trial, so he is able to
actually talk a little bit about the case and he
(52:47):
gets pretty fired up.
Speaker 1 (52:48):
So go check that out. I want to talk Diddy too.
We'll do a little bit. We can talk Diddy, you know,
gag order for me, and then guy's going to do Diddy. Okay.
So that was that's a terrible plug. No plug for you,
Matt Caitlin, what would you like to plug?
Speaker 6 (53:09):
Just falling about with Michael Bean. We've gone to two
episodes a week now. We did an episode that I
posted today kind of remembering Michael Madson. The conversation ended
up turning also towards Tom size More, and I retold
the acs Tom size More story from.
Speaker 1 (53:26):
The version most of it I heard. I'm sure.
Speaker 6 (53:34):
I told about eighty five percent of it I left out.
Speaker 1 (53:38):
I mentioned that maybe fifteen at the next meet up
because that's a hell of a.
Speaker 5 (53:44):
Well.
Speaker 6 (53:44):
I did mention that he called you or got in
contact with you, who then got in contact with me
and I had to go back to the studio and
open it up for him. So he go get his
drugs out of the bathroom. So yeah, I tell that
on this Week'll go check it out, subscribe and subscribe
on Spotify and Apple on all that too. I'm trying
to get our audio numbers up, so if you could
(54:05):
do that for me, that would be fucking awesome.
Speaker 1 (54:08):
I don't like how keeling your your unjust film about
dropping some newsworthy stories and then you're on ours and
you're like, he tool us old, got a fuck off?
That was a great story teasing.
Speaker 6 (54:19):
Fucking am you got a kick out of that one?
I mean I could retell the Tom Sizemore story. I
feel like it's been told before.
Speaker 1 (54:25):
But let's hear it again. We'll do the Patreon and
then as we are skipping mad. So as for me,
I am playing at the Ordinary Long Beach July twenty
sixth and then first Saturday month the Marinea Wine. So
if you want to play a song and and and uh,
come up and hit me up and I'll let you
play for you lady, all right?
Speaker 3 (54:46):
That we'll get Chris? Was that a good tip night?
Speaker 1 (54:49):
Usually he tip you? Usually they are I don't tip you?
He did or not?
Speaker 6 (54:54):
You didn't scan the QR code of this one.
Speaker 3 (54:56):
He should have.
Speaker 5 (54:57):
He should have dropped into the tip jar immediately gotten mad.
Speaker 6 (55:03):
You didn't let him let me play a song.
Speaker 1 (55:05):
I'm dropping a fifty. That's I mean, sharing the stage.
That's easy, dude, it's easy. I even gave him an
intro I learned that's like a fifth of your pay.
You guys ready for this one. This guy's coming up
here all right? Well anyway, regardless, come hang out. Yeah,
I want to play music, all right, and that we'll
do it for this episode of Water Cooler. Matt, did
(55:27):
you have something to plug? I'm sorry, did I feel anyway?
It's over, baby, Thank you so much for listening. We'll
see a Patreon. We love you. Goodbye,
Why why, Hey cool cats, welcome to water cool Thank
you so much for tuning in. That was a little
more subdued to the mouthflicks. Maybe Garry'll get on board
(00:21):
with those not as aggressive kind of nice, mellow, harmonious loungee.
Let's find out. You know, the show goes I Chris Lucks.
I want to kick it with my cruel digital budds
of yesteryear with me today all the way into Orange County, California.
You hear him scary smith at that partner. Oh, judging
(00:46):
by his heided partner, he liked the new mouth flecks.
He thinks it's cool. He thinks it's the bees knees.
Let's find out. Now, let's go all the way over
to Austin, Texas. We got Matt Fondelier.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Hey, brother, Oh yeah, huh, I think I think my
internet connection is unstable.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
It's okay. We're gonna keep moving here and then all
the way in Long Beach, California. It's okay, nothing bothers me.
It's kaylen Bean, what's going on? Kind of a niacle?
I like it? Oh and lastly, but not Leslie, he
(01:36):
just rolled a blunt or a joint. I don't know
what the difference is. All the way in no Ho Cia,
it's Mike DCIn.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Smooth like a baby's cigarette.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
We're all on a second, Chris, I really like go
with the premise that you don't know the difference to
a joint and a blunt, Right, I do.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
The blunt's bigger.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
It's difference. It's difference.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
The blunt is bigger, and the blunt has tobacco.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
This is a jink was rolled out of cigar paper.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
You are thinking of it with. Okay, so blunt blunt
has no tobacco. No, it's usually rolled in tobacco. But
like the leaf that the leaf that makes a blunt
is tobacco. Okay.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
I could never roll a joint. And the only reason
I could roll a blunt is because it's already like reformed.
The Swiss sweets are already like pretty much not even
rolling anything. But I could never get the hang of
the joint.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I don't think I've ever Oh, I don't think. Yeah,
I don't know, but I know Snoop has a guy
on his payroll.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Yeah, pays well too, just like ninety a year or
something like that. Joints, but it's like an art for him.
Oh yeah, just watching him do it, just the motions.
It's like it's like watching a chef cutting onion, a
really good chef.
Speaker 7 (03:02):
Bring your eye.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
A friend of.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Mine rolled one of those Pineapple Express joints one time,
cross joint, the one that's like, yeah, yeah, that's hard,
that's hard.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I could see that being hard. The form factor is
a little bit different. But yeahs I mean you you,
you're starting the show off strong. I appreciate you waited
all day for us before you got going.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
I've been working my fucking a tail off for the
last since we last recorded, and this was my first
c minus. I was buying these, buying these in the
grocery store today and there was a cute lady in
front of me, and my thirty pack of corps Light
(03:53):
was like the next thing after her. And the guy
didn't see the thing. And the guy said, and the
guy said, is this year cores light too? To the lady,
and the lady and I both at the same time.
I said, she's too classy to drink this ship and
she goes, I don't drink that garbage.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
That counts as a meet cute if you ask me.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
It could have it could have.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
I tried to meet herun in the parking lot, but
she a skadautled of course, but misconnection.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Well, hey, guys, were happy belated Fourth of July. Oh yeah,
I haven't talked to you since then. It was pretty crazy.
Whant to played a few gigs. I saw some fireworks,
went to you know, Gary, you feelier with how Buena
Park does Fourth of July because it's lawless out there.
(04:50):
I saw that a kid died this year, so I
didn't want to.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Bring that up. But I mean you literally brought it up.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
You asked to help Wayna Park and afford the July. Yeah,
but I didn't want to. I don't want to.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Neither a Park nor Buena Nice.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
So what's so lawless about it? You know, it's just
it's just the fireworks are just crazy people. People are
crazy anyway. So well, dude, and asked, I know, I did.
I did. There's no way. There's no way I could
have asked me how my fourth was, Chris Matt, how
(05:29):
was your Fourth of July?
Speaker 7 (05:30):
They are horrible floods to your life? Do you not
read the news?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Read a book?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Dude?
Speaker 5 (05:37):
I was actually really worried because my Kinky Friedman's camp.
He has a camp for gold Star families, gold Star
kids and you know kids who lost parents that were
firefighters and ship like that. And every year they do
this great summer camp and it's the highlight of these
kids life. They want to go every summer. And it's
right there in Kerrville. It's in Hill country. The river,
(05:59):
the Guadeloupe parts of the Guadeloupe River run through the property.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
And I was like, oh, fuck, I hope those kids
are okay.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
So I called my friend Kareno is also good friends
with Kinky, and she said, no, Kinky's sister. Uh, it's
a good thing she's not good at business, because she
couldn't get the camp running this year. Oh wow, Thank
god guys for incompetence.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
You know sometimes sometimes we need it. And yeah, thank you. Well, yeah,
can you can you bring the show down? Let's see?
Speaker 6 (06:41):
Well, I have an update from my Blackstone grill. I
was gonna do some grilling, gonna make some burgers, got
it already. I even got the rich crackers ready. No propane,
so we had to go burgers and holid dogs on
the fucking stove.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I feel like replacing the propane tank is like infinitely easy. Yeah, correct, well.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
Not when you have a couple of cocktails in you unfortune.
Speaker 7 (07:08):
That's four that ship has sailed.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Yeah, I am, I'm guessing, Kaylin. Yeah, this is the
first time you use the Blackstone, but your prior grill
is not a propane grill.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
Uh, the one before it was. But Amy's dad always
does the grilling. I did use the box on one
other time. I had to make steakes on it and
that was kind of a failure. But yeah, I just
I just assumed there would be like, those flames aren't
very big.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
That's why I always I've always just used Kingsford. I
never get it. I've never bought a propane grill in
my life. Always went with charcoal because it's.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Easy.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Yeah, I get that. I think propane's easier, and you know,
propane and propane accessories, but sure, I think I like
the like the flavor of charcoal better regardless. Yeah, Calen,
I've had, I had. If I got a new ridge
delivered to me today.
Speaker 6 (08:01):
Oh, would you get the triple.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Did not did not get the did not get the
special in the middle job. A lot of people commented
about it. A lot of people love comments about it,
like it's cool, but I mean not worth it. Yeah,
it's not really not really worth Yeah, it's it's more.
But you know, I'm finally that look. I like this
kind of stuff. I like, you know, when we first
(08:25):
got the house and I hung up the TV and
I hit all the wires in the wall. Anytime someone
would come over, I actually anything about the TV. Yet
I'm really proud of this stuff. Of course they didn't.
They didn't care. So I was hoping, maybe, you know,
be a little conversation Starry. I got this middle drawer,
don't have it, but it's fine. So got a nice fridge.
And you know, when you change out the filter of
(08:47):
your fridge or get a new one, you have to
like run the water the water dispenser. You gotta flush
it like three gallons. You know how much? Three gallons
is a lot of water. That's so much water.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
It's less than a shower.
Speaker 6 (09:03):
You could probably get away with one.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Do you think you.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Think I can be safe with just one? Yeah, Okay,
I'm gonna tell Jenny, no, no, Caitlin say it's cool. Yeah, yeah,
give you Benny. Give it to Benny. You can drink that.
Speaker 7 (09:22):
It's okay, Yeah, you just put that water on plants.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
We don't all have bonzeye trees. Yeah, manni.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Orchard apples, Yeah, dying for this water.
Speaker 7 (09:37):
Yeah, dude, the apples.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
I did not get the fridge with the abs, but good,
thank you. But but yeah I got the I got
the little drawer for the freezer. It's nice.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
So I don't you have the camera inside your fridge
so you can see what's in there when you're at
the store.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
What you don't know about that? Holy hell, I don't think.
I don't think I was in my tier when I
was filtering fridges online in my price.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Right, they're very expensive, but that's definitely thing.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
It's like the same camera that you watched eagles being born.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Looking at eggs.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Exists. Yeah, oh man, I'm okay with that. I'm okay
with this kind of that kind of technology. Like, yeah, sure,
we talked about fridges with TVs and how weird that is,
but I think once a further fridges with cameras inside cameras. Yeah,
that's that's the move. I'm I'm placing my return order
(10:40):
now and I'm getting one with a camera. So when
I'm at Ralph's and Jens at home. She doesn't have
to open the fridge and tell me what is in there.
I can just look myself.
Speaker 7 (10:50):
This wonderful.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
What a fricking lude. I'll be honest, man, I'm a
little out of touch these days. I I I recently
got into a new TV show called Love Island. Have
you heard of it?
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Boy?
Speaker 7 (11:06):
Love his Land? Oh?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
What a show? What a show?
Speaker 7 (11:11):
You're watching the American one, the UK one.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
I'm only watching this season of the American one, and
I'm like, I've only seen a few episodes. Jen's just
powering through it and I'll just come in, watch a
little bit, leave, but you know, and then I have
her fillm me in. Bullshit.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
You come in and you sit down and you watch
until the end of the opisode. Give me this bullshit.
She's I know how reality television.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Was, I'm no, because they film it like every day. Yeah,
we started late, so I agree. Yeah, So it's just
it's too much. It's too much. So I'll have her
fill me in.
Speaker 7 (11:41):
But the thing with that show is that it starts
out all fun and sexy, but by like episode thirty nine,
and you're still just watching these people just sitting around
talking to each other. It's it gets a little tiresome
after a while.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
There's it's like they have to all make out with
each other, Like every possible combination of person has some
out with each other per episode.
Speaker 7 (12:01):
There's gonna be an episode later on they do every
season where they make the contestants eat food and then
spit it into the mouths of other contestants.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Yep, I'm okay.
Speaker 7 (12:10):
Then it's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Yeah, maybe I'll skip that one that.
Speaker 7 (12:13):
Yeah, well I always through that episode it recurring.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
That's really that's beautiful television.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Well, look, regardless of about crazy, some of these episodes,
get what really, what it's really doing is putting me
in tune with my fellow young people, because I still
get mistaken for people that age, you know. So it's
like I might as well learn I was younger, learn
to speak, learn to talk the way they do. Chris,
(12:41):
how often you get carted? I still get carted. I
would say, Wow, it's about seventy five percent.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Hmm. I think you're going to be.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
I don't know if you're gonna be upset or happy
the day you realize I haven't been carted in like
five years.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Yeah, I'll probably be happy. I mean, it's fine with
me the grazer.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Yeah, yeah, I don't think it's gonna bother you that much.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
But you will go through that realization that like, oh
and I'm never getting carted again. I will never again
in my life be mistaken for someone under twenty one.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
That's fine, because it's almost embarrassing when I give them
my card and it's not even like the vertical one.
It's still the horizontal California one because like when you
reach like people of a certain age don't have like
the new fangled vertical ones with all the glitter and glamour,
so it's it's pretty embarrassing.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
I have no idea what you're talking about. My idea
is the real idea. It's horizontal drawsin.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Long after your time when this would have applied to you,
they made a change where people who are under the
age of eighteen, I believe in my actually it's under
the age of twenty one, they get a vertical.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Ide That's smart. Yeah, I never knew that. Yeah, that's
that's that's one thing that state of California probably do, right.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Yeh wait, why.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Is it it's so that so that it's easily identifiable
like this person, if your idea is vertical, you are
clearly under the age of twenty one.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
They're putting Gary out of business. Gary cannot make Gary
into a fake ID.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Gary still tapped in.
Speaker 7 (14:15):
My friend hands his idea over and goes the year
starts with a nineteen. Yeah, pretty quick fix right there.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
So yeah, that that does help. That does help. So yeah,
So it's like it's almost embarrassing now when I get
when I get card, because like, yeah, I know you
probably thought it was super young and hip, and by
the way I talk and speak, you probably just thought
I was your mouthless I had a fake at a
fake ID, but here I am showing you my my
true colors, and it's all been a ruse regardless. So
(14:48):
I'm I was thinking about people coupling up, and I
was like, you know, I'm I did a pretty good
wingman move the other day. I garrious Cary looks concerned
getting pricked up, and he's just like he's like ready
to just start shaking his head. Okay, So I was
(15:08):
playing a gig and was this the unfortunately named one
in the night before fourth of July No Big Bang
on the Bay appropriately and awesomely named one. No, but
I was playing an acoustic gig and this couple I
don't even know if there are a couple, but it's
this guy and this very attractive girl. M probably should
(15:32):
just sick girl, Gary, Yeah, probably.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Well I'm curious.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
That is the reason you said very attractive girl is
because the guy looks wise out of her league. However,
the guy was pocketing cash and maybe ten years on.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Her freaking Dawson. I don't know about that the age,
but didn't look and it happened. I get it too,
I've outkicked my coverage. I am stand. But they there
are certain couples you're just like, oh, interesting and good
for them, and this is one of those cases. So
(16:13):
uh so I'm playing music and they're good for them?
Or do you think good for him?
Speaker 3 (16:19):
You know, she probably gets some good out of it.
She probably drives a nice car, but he doesn't pay rent.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
It's the letter, sugar Daddy, it's the letter. So so
I'm playing, but I don't know if they're a couple
or not, because they're not like being lovey dovey, and
they could be just coworkers or friends or whatever. But but.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
Everything is pointing towards this guy being rich. She is
not over the affectionate in public because she's still embarrassed
about the fact that she's dating this guy for his money.
She doesn't want everyone to readily see that in public.
Were you there, dad, I've seen it a million times, dude.
It's it's on this show called Love Island.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
So I'm I'm playing and they're not really they're just
like talking like friends, right, but you can kind of
tell by the body of which this dude is into
this girl. I don't know if he has made any moves.
I don't know if what their history is, but I
could tell. And and they're playing guitar and he like,
he's like kind of talking lot and he's mentioned that
(17:26):
he's you know, he plays guitar and he sings and
blah blah blah, and like I'm finishing up, I'm getting
ready to go go on a break and uh, and
it's asking if I know any of these songs, Like no,
It's like, oh okay, well, I was like, I'll learn
that one next time, you know, And I never do,
but that's what I say. And I'll never see you again, man,
And uh, And I think, hey, do you want to
(17:48):
play a song? I asked him. He goes, who me,
I don't know, I don't know. And the girl's like, oh,
come on, come on, Oh you can. Oh you got
a lot of play God to let him play? Please
let him play? Oh my god, yeah, get up there.
You here's where they drunk drinking. I got the iPad
(18:09):
to do the sound. I'll make him sound good as
far as I can go.
Speaker 7 (18:14):
Way down.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
But she is now like really, and she's so excited.
And he gets up there and he's like, all right,
I'll play one song and uh and she has her
phone out, she's ready to film it. Mmm, she's she's
just so into this right now. And he starts playing
one of Klen's favorite songs.
Speaker 6 (18:33):
No scrubs.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
No, no, he doesn't play no scrubs.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
That would have been I mean, the fuck do I wish?
Can we change the story the story? Can we just
go with no scrubs?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
All right?
Speaker 6 (18:54):
An acoustic guitar going full fucking no scrubs, that would
be great.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
There is a universe where he plays no scrubs. Sure
not in this one, but there is a there's a
dimension somewhere.
Speaker 7 (19:05):
We're in the darkest timeline.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Guys, that's that's right, one of one in one billion.
Whatever Doctor Strange said, we are. So he starts, he goes,
I'm going to play this song. I love this song.
It's the acoustic version of I Took a Pill and
a besa okay, which I.
Speaker 6 (19:21):
Mean, which is actually the original, the original song.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
So how does that go?
Speaker 6 (19:26):
Took a Pi and the bezas?
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Give me give me the melody because I'm not going
to know any of the words.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
I mean, said's song.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
You know the state of music these days, no melody.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
It's a great, it's an incredible song.
Speaker 6 (19:47):
It's great.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
There's a melody, melody, but.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
It's not readily.
Speaker 7 (19:53):
It's awesome.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Music video was cool years older. It it was something
to do, but we don't know the words. Yeah, it's
really good and so okay, I'm gonna backtrack. I'm gonna
go on a little tangent remix for DOS because it
is a remix like that song started acoustic and it
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was Mike Posner just singing about how all this fame
and money and stuff just sucks. And he was just
being completely honest.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
He was on the show before. Yeah, he was OK.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
And then it did okay, but then I forget who
But some guy just remixed it, yeah, and just put
a really happy, dancy tune which was like the exact
opposite of what Mike Poster was singing about. Like he's like, no,
I'm trying to get away from this world and that's
what the song's about. This guy just still made it
like a dance club hit, and man did it turn
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into a banger. And then it became kind of cool
because it was sad lyrics with a happy with a
happy melody and happy, happy music and it kind of
had that cool contrast. An artist was named seb Seebee
so and and now Mike Poster when he performs it live,
he plays that version because that's just a bit better version.
Speaker 6 (21:07):
It was probably one of the biggest e d M
songs in the two thousan tens.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
I all still listen to it, and it brings me
a lot of a lot of joy and it gets
me thinking about life too. So very very good song.
Big fan of it. So I know you can't do
the lyrics off memory right now, but if if you
play the song, I'd be able to sing the whole thing,
I promise anyway. So he starts singing like the sensitive version,
and she is melting you, guys, She's just like he's
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he's doing all right, He's doing enough to get by.
He's doing enough to I mean, if you ask me,
the sound was really good. Freaking dogs that that compressor,
that compressor was going, I tap tempo delay, added the reverb.
Speaker 6 (21:50):
I was gonna say, that's a bit of a gamble
to go. Okay, yeah, why don't you come up and
play a song? Sit out of the park. And then
you're thinking, oh fuck, why did I do that?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
You?
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Chris, Chris, You're you're using some mechanical enhancements. You're doing
all this stuff right. He doesn't go, give me the
tap and I'm doing that.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
I'm no, I'm saying, and I'm and I'm I'm trying
to make him sound as good as possible.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
I let him give me the diminished verb after the third.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
I make him. I make him sound awesome.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
That's awesome. Side Jane the calm.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
That's what see. Yeah, see Dawson knows. Dawson knows all
my tricks, all my moved for a guitar and vocals.
So so he gets through the song, she's enamored starts clapping.
He takes off the guitar. I turned on the house music.
They're hugging it out. She's just like she's melted, melted
(22:45):
in his arms. And I look at I look at
my buddy who's working there. It's like, we did it.
Look at this, We made this happen. And they're having
this wonderful moment. But then I go back for my
next set and he turns into a monster. Oh fuck freaking.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Can I play a song? Can I play a song?
Let me play a song?
Speaker 7 (23:08):
Gave him a taste of blood. Now he wants the flesh.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
It's like The Shark and Finding Nemo. By the way,
all my references from now when are picks our movies,
just because that's all I'm watching. So it's like The
Shark and Finding Nemo. And he gets a little bit
of Dory's blood snorted up the old nasal passage, and
he just oh movie, Cale, Cale, get all my references
(23:34):
right now. And so now he's sitting back. He's no
longer like attentive and and sweet. But he's sitting back,
arm out on the on like the loungey couch, just
like just chilling, like, yeah, I'm a badass. I did that.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
He gave him a taste of fame.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Bro and and and now he is just talking to
me this whole set like, hey, you know this one, dude,
that's he I get that one. That one's good. You
gotta play that one. You know this one? Oh, you
gotta play that one. Oh it's classic. Oh it's only
it's really just a couple of chords.
Speaker 7 (24:08):
And then now you were an amazing wingman for this guy,
and now he is just.
Speaker 6 (24:14):
You should have busted out like the hardest, fucking best
song that you know, just to like show him up.
I don't know what that would be.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Just yeah, I just played a buff daddy song. I will.
I'm gonna bring that up in a little bit here,
because yeah, there is a there is a conundrum her.
But anyway, so so now and now, in between songs,
he's like, hey, can't play another one. No, hey, I
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can't play another on. Let me get another one, can't
play another one? And then my brain I'm like, dude,
I got you. I got you to the peak right,
You're you can't get any higher. Now if you play
another song, you you I know you put your best
foot forward for that one. So whatever song you have
now ain't gonna be as good.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
You're now four more beers deeper than you were when
you miraculously pulled off this other song. You do not
want to do this, buddy, So I'm just saying, tell
me you put him on stage.
Speaker 6 (25:10):
I was gonna say, you fucking should have just all right,
let him drink a little bit more even and go
all right, here you go.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
No, you know the worst part was I played two
hours straight after that because I couldn't take a break,
because I knew if I would have freaking taken a break,
you would have grabbed the guitar and started playing. So
I just had to just I couldn't leave. Now I'm
playing the b sides because it's like, all right, I
can't leave. I'm playing songs. I don't even know if
this is right.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
The guy can't just get up and play your guitar
like it's but I couldn't.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
But I'm trying to be nice and I won't say
if I don't have a reason to say exactly.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Once Chris lets him play at once, then there's a
bit of an understanding a license there of like, well.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
Yeah, you're a break yeah, and Chris is the last
guy to revoke that license.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
That's true. I know I gotta grow some balls. So anyway,
now I'm just now I'm just powering through my legs
are good, tired voice kids.
Speaker 6 (26:07):
Wait, so when he keeps asking to play another song,
you just go.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Know, I'm like, no, no, no, I don't.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
I was like, oh god, I still got to keep going.
I got to finish this out and all the way
till all the way to the bitter, bitter, bitter end.
And they're just sitting there and by the way, after
that hug, after this, back to not sitting across from
each other, nothing's happening. I'm like, dude, you had it.
You had it.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
Actually, I'm taking my whole theorem back, not all of it.
He still may be rich, but she is too.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I have no way to prove this, so I can't.
I can't confirm or deny, but I'll the whole night.
Now I'm just thinking, like, dude, we had it. This
is a team effort. We had it. You're getting greedy
and now you're losing it and you lost it yep,
and now you're just annoying and it's like, dude, anyway,
So that I did a pretty good job being a
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wingman to a certain point.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
That'll learn you.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Or maybe maybe that's just the the siren song of
performance and music is just stronger than that of a woman.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
No, it's the yeah thing.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
It's not what it is.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
What it is is one you know, one time on.
So maybe the guy is a guitar player, maybe he
plays in a band. Maybe he's actually pretty damn good.
He could not sit there and watch you be awesome
and not need to get up there, and he couldn't
stifle his need to get on stage.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
I don't think it was a competition against me. I
think it was he liked the way he felt when
she was doing watching him, and yeah, that's the only
way he's getting from her. So now he's realized, I
have this trick in my bag and I got to
get back up there. That's the only way I'm going
to get the attention. But you did it, You did
as far as you can go. Yeah, But he didn't
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have he's not a closer. He didn't close, not enough.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
He didn't get that last cookie satisfaction.
Speaker 7 (28:18):
I should have left the club after that. You might
drop and then you say let's go.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Oh no, sorry. That might have been my fault because
I don't like when people leave on playing, so I'm like, please,
don't everybody.
Speaker 7 (28:29):
Everybody who thinks no, only you should have pointed out
you were stuck on stage for two hours, but so
was everyone else around you.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's how That's how I play, like
you know, you know, it's it's just a nice, mellow evening.
I'm playing some really romantic, lovely music. But you know,
if your check is drops on the floor and you
get I was like, we.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Only don't go anywhere, and they is that the song?
Is that the bes a song?
Speaker 1 (28:56):
No, that's just my stage voice. That's how I talk,
That's how I do my banter. That's how I talk.
And it works that people don't leave. It's like, I
don't know, it's a trick I do, but you know
I tried and tested and true.
Speaker 5 (29:09):
My favorite piece of stage bands ever was seeing Jonathan
McEwan and I still can't quite reproduce it, but seeing
Jonathan McEwan say to a crowd of about two thousand,
how many of you are here tonight? And what he
the way he delivered it, it sounded like how many
are you here? From Chicago or you know, there was something,
(29:31):
but it was just how many of you are here tonight?
And I try to duplicate that on my comedy shows,
just say how many of you are here tonight? Sometimes
they get it and like four people will clap and
I go, that sounds like about right.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
The rest of you are not.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
I'm gonna steal that. I'm gonna steal that.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
It's good, take it.
Speaker 5 (29:53):
The only one I've ever seen do it to perfection
was Jonathan McEwen.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
When I playing Flying to Deliver. You know, because it
was fourth of July. Fire's just going off randomly the
last you know, two days leading up to three days
after fourth of July, they're all just kind of popping off.
And so I'm playing in a firework goes off at
you know, as I'm as I'm just talking and uh like,
oh man, I'm gonna fire up my pyrotechnics guy that
he was off, huge laugh, doss. So you can have
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that one. We'll trade, thank you, big old, big old laugh.
All right. Well, anyway, so that was my look. I
tried to be a wingman. I'm usually pretty good at
the wingman thing.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
I think that's a disappointment and and as I said,
that'll learn you. Yeah, you will. You will start.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
You will find yourself as you get older doing less
and less good deeds, because you will, you will learn
the less and no good deed goes unpunisher.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Well, speaking of good deeds and being a woman, I'm
glad Gary's here because he can speak to he can
speak to this firsthand. All right, No, it's it's more
of just a philosophical question because look, I'm taking I'm
spoken for. Yeah, that hold up my my wedding ring
there for those who are just listening, is it is
(31:13):
it okay for a married man to be the wingman
long that wedding ring stays on? I think you're okay.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
Are these Jersey shore rules? If there's Jersey shore rules,
you may have to jump on a grenade.
Speaker 6 (31:29):
I would feel like it's almost expected.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
None of that. But like, oh Kaylyn and your buddy.
Speaker 6 (31:35):
You're going out with your married buddy, like dude, and
he's looking together. He like you better fucking talk me
up tonight? Like you better better?
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Yeahends.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
It depends on the married man.
Speaker 6 (31:47):
Whoa assuming there are a few married men.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
That I don't need to be my wing man Okay, well,
let's try this out. Let's try this out. Because Ma's
a married man, right, yeah, this, Oh, Matt's all wedning. Okay,
Dawson he's not married yet. And Caitlyn, Caitlyn could be
a single woman. So Matt, talk up Dawson. Let's say
you brought Dawson a bar and you're gonna you're talking up, Yeah,
talking him up to Kailan. But call him miss Kalyn, yeah,
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miss Kaylen. Well, you don't know his name is?
Speaker 6 (32:15):
What's kind of a girl name?
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Miss oh good?
Speaker 6 (32:19):
I'm just yeah, having a drink by myself, kind of bored.
Speaker 7 (32:25):
Oh she gotta have my tie there, it's interesting choice.
Speaker 6 (32:27):
Oh yeah, I love my ties.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
That guy smoking over there. You see that guy over there,
he's got he's got your name on it. He's very efficient.
He gets two at a time. I don't worry that.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
That cough is just what he does. Gary. Gary's there too,
Gary's you're helping out. I like this wingman. I don't
want to be that. He's contaging, you know, it's just
you know, yeah, rock star living baby, Miss Calyn, what
do you think about that c minus?
Speaker 6 (33:05):
I'm too classy for that.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Oh that's true. That's true. And then I walk over
and I go, this stuff's garbage. You wanted my time.
I love it.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
I love it because the whole time too, because we
we you know, we're technologically savvy. I love it all right,
So yeah, I think it's okay. Then as long as
as long as uh, you got your wedding ring on.
Speaker 4 (33:30):
It just depends, Like, look, for all the married guys
on this podcast, it's perfectly fine because you guys are
good guys. Like there, I know we've all met someone
who's married who's maybe not a good guy, and if
that person is starting to wing man, then that probably
they probably shouldn't do that because they're gonna put themselves
in a situation that's not gonna end well for anyone.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
I like, I've I've seen it depends on.
Speaker 6 (33:56):
The wife, Like if the wife knew, Like if they're cool,
they oh, yeah, you're just helping like a friend. But
if your wife ain't so cool.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Then.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
Part of the thing, Kaylen, Part of the thing, Kaitlyn
is the married wingman has to at least every ten
minutes remind everyone that he's married. And I love my wife.
You know, you gotta gotta be up front and honest
about that.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
Almost.
Speaker 6 (34:22):
Yeah, you can do it casually. You can just tell
my wife, yeah, right, you can.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
You can establish that one time at the top and
be good for the night, like if you if you
just fucking very sternly or you know.
Speaker 5 (34:35):
Yeah, and then twenty minutes later, after she has her
third jello shot, Uh, the wing of the chick you're
trying to set up is falling all over you in
a drunken way and saying she likes your eyes and
the way you laugh.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
I've already been gone for a half heart at that point.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
Get out, Yeah, pull the shoot.
Speaker 4 (34:59):
Yeah, what I hand for for miss Kitlin over there
or whoever it is, and I'm I'm on the road.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Garry acts quick, he's in, does does the job, and
leaves does He's a linger nothing good.
Speaker 4 (35:13):
He happens to this waning for three and a half
fucking hours. I'll give you a half hour, set you up,
and fucking you can knock it down from there or not,
but I'll be home, okay.
Speaker 5 (35:22):
And that that is the other thing is like a
wingman is not a full night investment, you know. I mean,
you got to have your own agenda, dude, my my
job is not. If I was married, i'd be like, dude,
my job is not to get you laid. My job
was to get me laid. And I got a wife,
so all help as much as I can. But I
(35:45):
got my own plans for tonight and they're not getting
you laid. But I'll play nice.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Yeah right, yeah, yeah, something like that. Well, then what
about this Gary, what if you get me in trouble here? No,
I'm just I'm not trying to get you in trouble here.
Speaker 4 (36:01):
I'm not gonna get in trouble, So I don't you
don't care, You're not gonna get in trouble.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
No, so go for it. Yeah, there's nothing. What about
let's say there's a dance floor. Are you, as a
married man, allowed to dance with a female that's not
your wife? Not when you say it like that?
Speaker 6 (36:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (36:26):
Really okay.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Let's say let's say miss Kaylen has friends. Maybe this
woman's also married and just hanging out with Miss Kaylen.
She's wing woman in it.
Speaker 4 (36:35):
I mean, here's dancing, there's there's a fun there's a
huge range here, Like if we're gonna go out and
we're all gonna line dance together. Yeah, you probably get
away with that. But if this is going to be
freaking freaking or slow dancing, then no, absolutely not.
Speaker 6 (36:47):
I was gonna say slow dancing like Chris or Mikey
does after a couple of drinks, then you're probably okay,
we'll see.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
That's the thing.
Speaker 5 (36:54):
That's the thing is you have to kind of keep
it in the in the in the in the Mikey zone.
I got drunk all of your weddings, but I didn't
dance with one girl. I danced with everybody.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
That's right, right, And I think you can dance.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
You just gotta dance with everybody.
Speaker 4 (37:10):
Yeah, yeah, there's no There should be no one on
one act of any kind, not even close.
Speaker 7 (37:16):
Amaze it a lot of fist bumps while you're dancing.
That will kind of establish a contact zone that people
will not want to get into, you.
Speaker 6 (37:24):
Know, take your shirt off to a summersault?
Speaker 7 (37:26):
Are you sure?
Speaker 1 (37:27):
A mosh pit? Map? So yeah?
Speaker 2 (37:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (37:33):
No, no twirling, No, absolutely no twirling.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
Oh only of your wife. Okay, days are over, you
twirl Jenny and nobody else.
Speaker 5 (37:48):
By the way, well said sir, when we're ready, if
I may, I watched them sinners.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
I watched the curious what you were thinking before. I but, Kaylen,
did you go back and watch the scene?
Speaker 7 (38:06):
No?
Speaker 3 (38:08):
I was very worried.
Speaker 5 (38:12):
Kaylen said there was one scene that I was like, eh,
and I'm like, don't tell me. I want to watch
the movie and I want to see if I know
which scene.
Speaker 6 (38:22):
This was on Patreon for anyone that didn't listen, I
reviewed it last week. I talked about there's one scene
in the movie that bugged the ever living ship out
of me, and uh, yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 5 (38:32):
Let's even story then as a tease for Patreon. If
it was delivered on Patreon, we can talk about it
on Patreon. But I just remembered that, and I was
very concerned. I was like, I'm going to watch Centers
because it's all on HBO now, and I said, oh shit,
I have to do. I really think I'm going to
be able to find the scene that Kaylan was saying
(38:58):
that that we we spoke about.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
Okay, Dawson, you were you were in your cups a
little bit on Patreon. So did you watch the scene
that I pointed out to Calin that he missed the
post credits scene.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
Oh, yes, I did.
Speaker 5 (39:13):
Actually, I watched the very very ending, and then I
have to go. I think I have to go back
and watch the post I think I missed it. Yeah,
I think they went.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (39:24):
So here's the for like a non Marvel movie to
throw in a fucking post credits scene. I mean, I
got to watch the scene, but I.
Speaker 4 (39:30):
Like the move. Well, I think we'll get to it
in the comments. But uh, post credit scene, I think
is going to go a long way to clearing up
the scene that Calen had an issue with.
Speaker 5 (39:40):
Oh even better, Well, in today's Patreon show, I will
tell you whether or not I knew the scene that
Canon was talking about. Okay, but we'll save it for
Patreon since I brought it up with Patreon.
Speaker 6 (39:52):
Right, here's breaking a bunch of I think I feel
like we're it's going to be tough to talk about
this without spoilers.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
I don't think there's something to don't think of something anyway,
and it's on HBO. Now, it's like, watch it could be.
Speaker 6 (40:09):
A totally different scene that that he's talking about.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
Consider this a spoiler alert.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
Okay, we're spoiling a different episode that's here on the
water cool all right? Well anyway, Well, and by the way,
if you're not part of Patreon, please come join us.
It's just go to patreon dot com slash Watercooler. You
get this episode every episode add free, you get an
(40:34):
extra episode every week, which Matt likes to say it's
like a continuation of the conversation.
Speaker 6 (40:41):
By the way, I went to coffee. Mean the other
day I bought a cool brew coffee medium size, five
dollars and thirty cents.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
It's too much. I can think of a few better
ways to spend your money, Like one is, yeah, join
our Patreon. And also there's opportunities for meetups, mallow Malo
money meetups and movie clubs. And yeah, it's a grand
old time, all right.
Speaker 5 (41:04):
I'll tell you I don't even I don't even drink
the coffee of Corolla anymore. I make my French press,
my Kirkland Starbucks coffee, and then I make sure I
bring my big Bobo boy mug and fill it up
every single day before I go to work. And it's
totally changed my life. I don't have to worry about
anybody else. I'm in charge of my coffee game. And
(41:27):
so whoever I think Chris gave us the cups.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
Man who had the engraving business.
Speaker 6 (41:36):
Well, Grazzi, because my ship's like faded.
Speaker 5 (41:41):
Now, I'm glad mine's faded. I don't want it to
say bobo boy. I have to explain that ship.
Speaker 6 (41:48):
I might be thinking of a different cup was just
our face on it.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Now there's a black like coffee style mug that said
bobo boy, and like.
Speaker 5 (41:56):
Diferen, it's a thermal mug. It's it's really good though.
It's a and I use it all the time.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
Yeah, yeah, I think I think it's might use mine too. Anyway,
So before we get out, Before we get out of here,
I would like to play a this is How You
Remind Me clip because one was Yeah, one was given
to me today and Matt will introduce it after I
play the super sweet intro. Bye, Kase Peters, this is.
Speaker 6 (42:28):
Mine.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
This is.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
Not like you say.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
Sorry.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
I was waiting on a tip from Sorry.
Speaker 5 (42:45):
It's been so long since Nickelback was on the radio
that I've forgotten the words ironically.
Speaker 7 (42:52):
Okay, So this was submitted by Philip Anderson. It's from
episode forty four, which happened back in October of twenty sixteen. Gary,
I don't know if you were on you were on
the last episode, but we ended up talking about Nick
Cage for a little bit o.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Way.
Speaker 7 (43:07):
It's okay, just you know, go back and listen. But
at a certain point we uh we brought up the
show Luke Cage, which uh I heard we exploded this,
I know. So Philip, Philip Anderson brought up the fact
that we did have this discussion, and he just happened
to be listening to episode forty four where Kaylen flicked
(43:30):
Luke Cage and he gave it ten out of ten beans.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
Which was docking.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
Why but really yes, but that but that's not what.
Speaker 7 (43:38):
The clip we're playing with. The clip we were playing
just happens to be in this exact same episode. It
is one of the more infamous moments in the show,
which was the time that Caylan gave a Corolla studio
tour to a representative from Arizona Athletics, which Gary found
out after the fact, and roll the clip which is
(43:59):
actually two clips because I had to combine a couple
of things.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
Clearly this was planned.
Speaker 4 (44:04):
I don't know how, but clearly this was planned for Friday,
and you rescheduled it because you had to duck out
early to go to not scary farm.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
While you should have been at A and D.
Speaker 3 (44:11):
Which is fine, totally approved, and you asked and that's cool.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
My question to you is, hey, why could.
Speaker 4 (44:17):
They have fucking not just come third Friday night as
scheduled when me and.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
Chris were here?
Speaker 1 (44:21):
B Why would you not tell me they were coming
at all?
Speaker 4 (44:24):
And see do you not think I might have a
vested interest in having a friend in the Arizona Athletics
program program?
Speaker 1 (44:31):
Start?
Speaker 6 (44:31):
Okay, wait, let's start over.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
What was number one?
Speaker 3 (44:34):
Oh? I am I am strong. I know you know what?
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Hilarious Like, no argument. That was a fucking funny joke.
But fuck you answered my question. Let's hear, Kaitlin said
of the story.
Speaker 6 (44:49):
Okay, yes, scary. I definitely should have told you that
this guy was coming in and I just slipped my mind.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
But this guy's that's fine. You should just stop there.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
No, I'm not going to know. I have to hear.
Speaker 6 (44:59):
The guy is a huge, huge fan of Adam Kruler
and Adam Drew.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
He knows you.
Speaker 6 (45:03):
You can just say, hey, you guys like to know him?
Speaker 3 (45:06):
I know, just give me his email.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
This fucking guy's ad Wow, that's Garry. I can just
keep on the fuck what goes on?
Speaker 3 (45:20):
Nick Davis, there you go. Wow.
Speaker 5 (45:25):
First of all, I want everyone to know that that
was entirely scripted. We rehearsed that, and Gary, you acted
the fuck out of that, dude.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
Thanks brother, very good. And I don't like to call
myself an artist, but goddamn, I remember that day.
Speaker 4 (45:39):
Look, I remember that day too, and I stand by
eighty five to ninety percent of what I said.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
I'm you know, I feel badly that I screamed was
maybe a bit off, maybe a hostile.
Speaker 5 (45:52):
I know.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
I'm interested to know what else had gone on that day, but.
Speaker 6 (45:57):
I'm not sure if it came from that day. But
I just wanted to show off a little something right
now that I'm currently new tattoo right here episode, I
think that might have been from that visit that.
Speaker 3 (46:14):
I want to know it wasn't. Then I will say this.
Speaker 5 (46:17):
I will say this because Gary reachs out to these
people afterwards, and there was a very large box of
Arizona Athletics delivered to the studio. Every fucking item of
clothing was Gary's size. None of us could wear anything, well,
the hats would go over our eyes.
Speaker 3 (46:39):
Well.
Speaker 5 (46:40):
Actually, Gary and I were swimming in everything and the
basketball shorts are gone.
Speaker 1 (46:45):
First, Yeah, Kiln, I mean, Cayleen. I'm pretty sure that
was from that day. Man. I mean, I don't see
you going to a store and buying No.
Speaker 6 (46:53):
Well, Gary, Gary left me these shorts. And there's always
the infamous story of when Gary was moving out of
our apartment and he essentially had a bunch of just
basketball shorts in his drawer and he was like take
him keep them, and so I was a great thanks,
And so I wore one of the pairs into work
one day and he was like, not that pair, give
it back.
Speaker 4 (47:13):
I actually was just wearing that parent like this weekend,
and I was thinking about that how I made give
me the clothes on.
Speaker 1 (47:21):
I'm curious scared of fact shorts and a mini fridge,
all right?
Speaker 5 (47:27):
I think I think I brought up on this show
the one time that uh, Rich Robinson, the guitarist for
the Black Crows.
Speaker 3 (47:35):
Yeah, I was on the Corolla Show and Chris.
Speaker 5 (47:39):
Did not tell me that Rich Robinson from the Black
Crows is going to be in And I'm still I'm
still affected by it, as you can probably tell.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
We are you mad about that?
Speaker 5 (47:51):
I think I would I would love Philip Anderson. Let's
hope sarahen Dippity keeps rolling. Maybe the next episode you're
listen to is where I got upset with Chris about
not telling me that rich Robinson was going to be there.
And I'd like to see how I handled it, because.
Speaker 1 (48:09):
How would that be different? Though, because you only miss
shows when you have to, so you probably weren't even
in town.
Speaker 5 (48:15):
Probably wasn't on the Adam Carolla show. He was on
an auxiliary show.
Speaker 3 (48:21):
But he was in. He was in the studio.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
I can't help who walks in through those doors.
Speaker 6 (48:29):
It was probably on the schedule.
Speaker 5 (48:30):
See now, now I'm getting angry about it, and this
is why I want to hear. This is why I
really want to hear whatever if this happened.
Speaker 6 (48:38):
I know, did this take place? Just to help people
find it a little.
Speaker 1 (48:41):
Bit, maybe we do a little conflict mediation next episode. No,
I'll get to come on with this.
Speaker 3 (48:47):
No, we're all men. Shit happens.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
We move on.
Speaker 3 (48:51):
It's okay.
Speaker 5 (48:53):
Gerry is fine now with the Arizona Athletic Equipment guy.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
Oh yeah, no, he's he no longer works there, but
oh so.
Speaker 3 (49:01):
He's okay with it. He's no longer an asset. He
moved on.
Speaker 1 (49:06):
No, we're still friends.
Speaker 4 (49:07):
And I will say, Dawson that I know it bothered
you that all that stuff showed up and it was
all one size.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
So for the next two years I just had to
make all Gary size.
Speaker 5 (49:16):
It's like I I honestly said, one day, I said,
thank God, this is a school I don't give a
fuck about because if it.
Speaker 3 (49:25):
Was a bunch of cow Bears merchandise or.
Speaker 5 (49:31):
Some U c SB gaucho's gear or something and it
was all Gary size, I would have been really mad.
Speaker 1 (49:37):
Some banana slugs T shirts.
Speaker 3 (49:40):
That's Santa Cruz, bro.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
I know, but I feel like you belong there too.
Speaker 3 (49:46):
You ever bed last time?
Speaker 1 (49:50):
Yeah, no, no, no, on you give off Santa Cruz
vies for sure, dude. If you would have say, if
you would say, oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (49:59):
I to you, I was in Santa Cruz. Last time
I was in Santa Cruz was last summer. Okay, so
I went, I'm sorry two summers ago.
Speaker 6 (50:11):
Santa Cruz would come up way before Santa Barbara, that's
for sure.
Speaker 1 (50:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (50:16):
I mean, if we're just if we're just talking stereotypes,
you guys haven't been to Santa Cruz in a long time.
Santa Cruz is crunchy granola. Santa Cruz is militantly crunchy granola,
making me hungry.
Speaker 1 (50:29):
Dude, I didn't know it's delicious, all right, Well, anyway,
why don't we get our plugs in? Beautiful though, oh beautiful.
Speaker 3 (50:38):
My plug is for Santa Cruz, California.
Speaker 1 (50:41):
All right, Dawson is plugging. Okay, Well, when we get
our plugs in and we'll start Patreon, so I'll start,
I won't leave. I I want to see where this goes.
I want to see this thing through Dawson. What can
we plug for you?
Speaker 5 (50:53):
Thank you guys for buying the stickers and the CDs
for twenty five bucks. That's pretty awesome of you. That
is still available. Five Los Angeles stickers of me smoking
a cigarette and they just say, dude, you're like having
no allegiance with Mike Dawson. You're just like, this is
a dude smoking a cigarette. I'm going to put it
on my notebook to five stickers and then my very
(51:17):
first CD and a random CD that I produced, and
I produced like eight of them, so they're there.
Speaker 3 (51:25):
Also.
Speaker 5 (51:25):
Irvine Improv almost sold out. Adam said, hey, you can
do ten minutes at the top if you want. So
a Thursday night at the Irvine improv Adam Carola, Jmore.
We're recording a podcast, but it's just going to be Adam,
Carol and Jmore riffing and I'm doing ten on top
this Thursday.
Speaker 3 (51:43):
This Thursday night and then.
Speaker 5 (51:46):
July seventeenth, I'm in my hometown of Clayton, California, at
the Clayton Saloon, the Clayton Club Saloon, which is a
honest to God's saloon swinging doors. It was there when
my mom went to Clayton Valley High School and her
father forbade her or any of her brothers from ever
(52:09):
going to the saloon because it was a hell's angel basse.
I'm performing comedy there on July seventeenth. It's gonna be.
Speaker 3 (52:17):
A fun time.
Speaker 1 (52:18):
Love it. You'll kill it there too, all right? Gary?
What about you?
Speaker 4 (52:25):
I don't know follow Reasonable Doubt or subscribe to you
Reasonable Doubt on YouTube, I guess YouTube dot com, slash
Reasonable Doubt podcast, Mark and I, you know, getting out
there and just talking about stuff. This most recent episode
that's available now, Mark is finally not under the gag
order in the Diddy trial, so he is able to
actually talk a little bit about the case and he
(52:47):
gets pretty fired up.
Speaker 1 (52:48):
So go check that out. I want to talk Diddy too.
We'll do a little bit. We can talk Diddy, you know,
gag order for me, and then guy's going to do Diddy. Okay.
So that was that's a terrible plug. No plug for you,
Matt Caitlin, what would you like to plug?
Speaker 6 (53:09):
Just falling about with Michael Bean. We've gone to two
episodes a week now. We did an episode that I
posted today kind of remembering Michael Madson. The conversation ended
up turning also towards Tom size More, and I retold
the acs Tom size More story from.
Speaker 1 (53:26):
The version most of it I heard. I'm sure.
Speaker 6 (53:34):
I told about eighty five percent of it I left out.
Speaker 1 (53:38):
I mentioned that maybe fifteen at the next meet up
because that's a hell of a.
Speaker 5 (53:44):
Well.
Speaker 6 (53:44):
I did mention that he called you or got in
contact with you, who then got in contact with me
and I had to go back to the studio and
open it up for him. So he go get his
drugs out of the bathroom. So yeah, I tell that
on this Week'll go check it out, subscribe and subscribe
on Spotify and Apple on all that too. I'm trying
to get our audio numbers up, so if you could
(54:05):
do that for me, that would be fucking awesome.
Speaker 1 (54:08):
I don't like how keeling your your unjust film about
dropping some newsworthy stories and then you're on ours and
you're like, he tool us old, got a fuck off?
That was a great story teasing.
Speaker 6 (54:19):
Fucking am you got a kick out of that one?
I mean I could retell the Tom Sizemore story. I
feel like it's been told before.
Speaker 1 (54:25):
But let's hear it again. We'll do the Patreon and
then as we are skipping mad. So as for me,
I am playing at the Ordinary Long Beach July twenty
sixth and then first Saturday month the Marinea Wine. So
if you want to play a song and and and uh,
come up and hit me up and I'll let you
play for you lady, all right?
Speaker 3 (54:46):
That we'll get Chris? Was that a good tip night?
Speaker 1 (54:49):
Usually he tip you? Usually they are I don't tip you?
He did or not?
Speaker 6 (54:54):
You didn't scan the QR code of this one.
Speaker 3 (54:56):
He should have.
Speaker 5 (54:57):
He should have dropped into the tip jar immediately gotten mad.
Speaker 6 (55:03):
You didn't let him let me play a song.
Speaker 1 (55:05):
I'm dropping a fifty. That's I mean, sharing the stage.
That's easy, dude, it's easy. I even gave him an
intro I learned that's like a fifth of your pay.
You guys ready for this one. This guy's coming up
here all right? Well anyway, regardless, come hang out. Yeah,
I want to play music, all right, and that we'll
do it for this episode of Water Cooler. Matt, did
(55:27):
you have something to plug? I'm sorry, did I feel anyway?
It's over, baby, Thank you so much for listening. We'll
see a Patreon. We love you. Goodbye,
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