May 28, 2025 • 50 mins
The guys chat about business cards, Jägermeister, and addiction.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
Who was doing that?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Was that Gary? It was all Gary. It was Gary.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
One day, Joy is going to go on a bachelorette party.
Gary is gonna have the place to himself and he's
just going to be filling that house, filling that house
with mouthflicks, letting those walls resonate.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Chris, you think that it's about her hearing me through
the door. She listens to the podcast. How do we
stop that? But you still but still have her be
a subscriber. We need the numbers, like I like that
we get that download count.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
But I don't know. Maybe tell her not.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
To listen to an episode and she'll listen to it
faster than she's ever listened to an episode.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
You know what we need to do. We've all seen
that documentary speed right, Yeah, we need to make a
fake podcast, just a podcast of us saying wonderful things
all the time that sounds and then it just feed
and then we just feed it in her phone. She thinks,
I mean, we have to get a program or some
(01:11):
app developer to make a fake podcast app to just
a decoy app.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
And if she.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Clicks, this is a whole thing. When she clicks the
water cooler, this is what you'll hear first, she's gonna
first here. Let's just let's just record it now, all right, nothing, hey,
(01:38):
walksome water cool. You guys know what I love Joya, Joya.
But also you know what I love puppies, cats, uh, babies,
golden girls, Golden girl, love me some blanche ye, some Rose.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
It's good modern family.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
M Yeah, those are the best. That's the best.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
All right, children, Well, we love children, Jerry, what do
you love my wife?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Joya? Isn't that the best? She's the great is she's
just second to none?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Man, Yeah, trying new restaurants, Trying new restaurants is wonderful.
I love legal jargon. I love taking my kids to
karate class. It's yeah, life is wonderful. All right, bye, everybody.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
That's a great show man.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
She's a great She's gonna have no freaking clue. Well,
I'm not.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Looking away, I don't know. I saw Dawson pick his
purse up off the ground during that, so I think, uh,
I think that might be a.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Tell she's not she's not watching the video, right, Yeah, yeah,
we're good, We're good.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
All right, way, thanks for all right now that.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Now that a call back to the speed reference.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
I just wanted to damn it, I see don no,
but that's what happens in Speed, so I had to
let it fly, and Dawson you were the unlucky victim
of that.
Speaker 7 (03:06):
Well, that's it sucks that he chose me because I've
never seen the movie Speed. Oh well, aware of what
it is. It was a cultural phenomenon.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
And okay, well, I just got to tell you that
Kaylin's being a real wildcat behind the wheel.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Right now, Calen, you shouldn't have pick Dawson because we
can all perfectly see Dawson's purse hanging right there on
the wall. That's when we obviously you didn't touch it
for now. But hey, guys and listeners, she's gone. We're free. Now,
we could do whatever we want. She's turned it off,
(03:41):
she's gone about her day. She thinks she just listened
a whole episode of Water Cooler, and now we can
let our hair down. This feels good. So hey, now
that we're relaxed, I want some real good interests from you.
Let me choose. Everybody's on this pod right now, all
the way in Long Beach, California making purse comments.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
That's Kaylen Bean, it's going on what's going on?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Oh, Cayle, it's so relaxed, feels like a whole weight
has been lifted off.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
I know, I can't stop laughing.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
And then all the way in North Hollywood, California, it's
Mike Dawson.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Spoiler alert. We're just getting it in there.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
You're gonna need that because I'm getting.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
It in there now before the spoiler. Just get it in.
Speaker 7 (04:24):
You can't give the kid a microphone. Give the kid
a microphone and then complain about what he says into it.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Spoiler alert.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
I think you clearly can. And then it's evidence by
last week, I know, we we we'll talk about that
because people were upset still. And then all the way
in Orange County, California, flying free as a bird, it's
Gary Smith.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Patty Patna, and and we're going to talk about it again.
Is basically the thesis of this show.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Okay, So for those who who may not remember, Dawson,
Klin and myself were doing a pot By the way,
Matt isn't here today.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
For those who are waiting for his intro, I don't
know why. Oh he is his family over in law
disappointing her somehow. He's hosting he's hosting Wow.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
By the way, that's a joke I made directly to
his face, so that's underhanded. I asked him how he
was going to disappoint his mother in law and he
was very offended.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I think, and uh, and it's appreciative over here.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Anyway, So Dawson was talking about the show The Last
of Us on HBO, which just had its season finale
on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I believe, and I got thoughts.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
And Dawson gave up put off a major spoiler for
those who are probably waiting for the season to be over,
maybe a couple episodes behind.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Major major major major, actually a.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Double whammy spoiler because he is a TV show spoiler,
but it's also a video game.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Spoiler since Chris spoiled the game? Has there been a
bigger spoiler in the universe.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Of the Last of Us?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Okay, so I have a couple of no the Last
of Us too. I would love a spoiler to cheese Ball.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
I would. I would do anything to hear how that ends.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
So first with a whimper, that's how it ends.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
First, A Land of the Yeast should have won.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Anyway, that wasn't cheeseball, and it's clear the castle crusted
one anyway, so last of us even here, guys, we
don't need to do this fool I have I have
uh not seen an episode of this season. I watched
every single episode of season one and I loved it.
(06:37):
I actually really liked it. And then seasons two comes
out high reviews rated, critically acclaimed. I just have no desire.
I just don't have it in me to to start
it up again. I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
It's just like, don't the buried and don't don't.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
But did you not hear what I say? High reviews,
critically acclaimed, Well, would I not want to see that?
Speaker 7 (06:56):
I feel like I really feel honestly, I'm sorry to
interrupt us, but that's what I do.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
It's okay. I'm not mediating any conflicts I feel.
Speaker 7 (07:06):
I feel that I've saved people a lot of time
because now a lot of people are just not going
to watch it and it's just not worth it.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
That's what I he That's what I hear well from you, guys,
but not from the world, not from the universe, not
from the critical It.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Might be worth five years when the show finishes, it's
next season or two, but well, I have two years
in between seasons, and each season is seven episodes. But
what I did do Kate fucking break.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
And this isn't because I was scared to watch it.
As I said, I watched season one, no problem. I
wicked it.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I read.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
I read every episode's plot and I just read it.
I took thirty minutes. I mean, I'm not surprised, but
it's just to just analyze it. And then I went
back and Wicked Last of Us Part two the video game,
and just to compare and contrast the stories. And yeah,
and I went back and forth and just check the
stories where it stopped. Because is this season's obviously modeled
(07:59):
after the Last of Us Part two, but it's only
a portion of that video game of that start because
are going to continue it in the next season. But anyway,
there's a fascinating read. I have no desire to watch
it anymore. Sorry to HBO Max, that's what they're called.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Now.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Look, I'm still a subscriber. You still get my money,
but we're done. I'm not spending it on that. There
are other shows, hacks. I hear, it's great. I'm getting this.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Some hacks. Try your friends and neighbors.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
I'm telling you Mobland it is a rats show on TV.
It's so fucking good. I don't know how loud I
need to yell on the rooftops that Mobland is fucking awesome.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
All right here, it's signed for the Joe Corner, Kaylen,
you should check out all three of you should check
out your friends and neighbors on Apple TV. Plus, that's
a fantastic show.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Okay, I I Apple TV and Disney are my hip hop.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I'm my hip hop.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
I hop back and forth from those those I cancel
Apple to go to Disney.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Well, then you're gonna miss a lot of good Apple
content here soon, because you're not gonna be hopping off
Disney in about two months for about ten years.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Yeah, that's what I hear. Anyway, we got Joe Corner.
We do have a joke Corner came in right now.
So we have a guest coming in for Joe Corner.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
The entrance too, he's coming in right now. Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome to the stage.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Harry.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
All right? You ready to go? Yeah, Okay, go for it.
Where are the cows go on Friday Night?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Where do the cows go Friday Night?
Speaker 8 (09:26):
I don't know they loved it, Buddy, good job.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Wow I am.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
I'm that's fantastic, Harry Junior, thank you for the joke corner.
I'm most surprised that there was no fecal content anywhere
in that joke. But yeah, no, it wasn't a poop joke,
but I loved it.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
I will say there's a variation that he's been threatening
to do where it's basically the same joke, but it
involves the Costco guys.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
The boom Bees.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Well, but that doesn't make sense, so I agree.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
That's why I'm did he make that one up? Yeah? No, no, Chris,
I'm writing gems like.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
That would have been hilarious if he did do that one.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
I don't know if he hears that around the school
or something that's like something he heard. Okay, yeah, because
that shouldn't be pased along. They're in the Algo somethings.
Somethings need to Are they still popular, Gary, I haven't.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Been more popular than ever.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
I mean, I not with me, but they are doing
that do chocolat.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I gotta be honest.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
When it when he got to cousin Angelo, who is
not even related to them, I tapped out, I.
Speaker 7 (10:46):
Actually used to buy those double chunk chocolate cookies at
Costco about by him frozen in a huge box and
it turns out like, you know, twenty seven cents of
cookie or something like that.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
You just bake him yourself.
Speaker 7 (11:00):
As soon as I was introduced to those Costco guys,
I went back to buying Famous Amos from Costco because
and they're a little bit more expensive. But I don't
have to support those guys. I paid the extra money.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
I love how supporting those guys is like supporting Costco.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I know, I just Lostco.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
As happy as can be right now in the world.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Right what would you say is your cookie intake in
the fact that you have now purchased multiple brands from Costco?
I mean, what kind of what kind of cookie intake
are we doing on a monthly basis?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
I'm onto ice cream now, bro Yeah I haven't.
Speaker 7 (11:37):
I haven't bought cookies in a while, but no, I'll
do I'll do like six cookies a Night's a lot.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a lot.
Speaker 7 (11:45):
But I also drink a lot of broccoli and only
eat chicken soup.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
I'm not judging her, I'm not judging I'm just surprised
that's a lot of cookies.
Speaker 7 (11:53):
It is a lot of cookies. I'm on the edge
of fucking diabetes.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
I gotta, I gotta.
Speaker 9 (11:59):
I can't six cookies a night put you on the
edge over a course of time. Yeah, totally. Absolutely. This
is not good for me. It's not good.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
I will agree with that. I think. I think science
will is what I got.
Speaker 7 (12:15):
I you know, I guess it's the sugar addiction. I
just fucking If it's in the house, I'm fucking eating it.
If it's not in the house, I'll go get it,
bring it in the house.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
And you buy, and you buy pulk.
Speaker 7 (12:30):
Yeah, and you know, I mean I live alone. Nobody
tells me no, you know. And that's that's probably the
biggest factor in this whole thing. If I was married,
I wouldn't be doing this.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
I guess that makes a question like, do your wives
Caitlin and Chris actually tell you no? I mean, I'm
assuming that there's a sideways look if you go for
that fifth cookie, But do you actually get told no?
Speaker 3 (12:58):
I don't get told no, but I probably would get
made fun of.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Correct.
Speaker 7 (13:02):
It's not like, oh my god, god, so much a
no thing. It's it's there's there. There are other options.
There are other things to do, talk to your wife,
or have a sixth cookie.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
I don't have a wife, so I have to have
the six cookie.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
I'm only forbidden to do one thing, let's hear it,
and that is to get a motorcycle.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Yeah, that's all reasonable, or e bike.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Well, the e bike was just a strong suggestion to
forgive it because you're not riding it in And I
had ten people come into my hospital room with the bike.
Speaker 7 (13:37):
My buddy, my buddy Dari has got a super fucking
fast e bike that when you crank that throttle you
can get forty miles an hour in like under a
fucking second.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Like though at that point that's a motorcycle.
Speaker 7 (13:52):
When yes, exactly, And that's why he got a full
face helmet.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Right smart. If you're going to do that, you should
do that.
Speaker 7 (14:00):
And then when somebody cut in front of him and
he nearly lost his life, his face was still protected
when he smashed into the side of her car.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Oh yeah, he's not a good idea. Yeah, he was
totally fine.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Yeah, that's the one thing I'm forbidden is and it's
not even forbidden, it's just I will it's more of
a I will leave you if if you do this
because I can't. I can't stand to worry about you
in such a way, just based off of seeing all
those crazy compound fractures and injuries that she's seen in him.
Speaker 7 (14:33):
My rad power bike right there that needs to go
to the bike shop, needs to go to the bike
shop and get a little update. But I really want
to ride that to work. But if I do, I
will get a full face helmet.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
I will say that there is one thing that I'm
also not allowed to do, and that is to shave
my beard off.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Oh nice, Yeah, that's pretty good.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
Beer is required, beard required.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
That's the best way for your wife to say, I
hate your face.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Now, now, Caitlin, what are the what are the parameters here? How?
How how tight can we trim it? Does it have
to be a certain length?
Speaker 5 (15:11):
It can go pretty low down and go to where
I go like, he's like a maybe I can maybe
get away with that. It's it's all the way off
is a hard no. But when it goes down that low,
it's like a like like why don't you do that? Disappointment?
It's a disappointment.
Speaker 7 (15:27):
But all the way, what if you showed up looking
like Scott from Anthrax.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Good thing, I don't I don't know.
Speaker 7 (15:36):
Or is it Ian Scott or who forget the Anthrax
singer's name, but he's got one of those fucking No,
it's just a fucking his beard only starts here and
it just comes out of his It's just it's like
it's like an alman Rah Egyptian pharaoh beard.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Yeah, the Dave Kindig, the guy from the car show
that Adam was on.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
I'll see canon.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Can you get creative with it?
Speaker 5 (16:04):
I probably could. I probably could. I don't know about
that creative. But the kids have caught on at this
point and now so they constantly went once a week
chant for me to shave my beard.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
I want you to shave it, dude, you gotta do it, now,
you gotta do it.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
Do it.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
We'll start off with just the stash. Just shave off
the chin and go stash for a little bit.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Look. Worst case scenario, it grows back, it grows back, going.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Off and I say, and look, and I know why
she wants you to have the beard, right, because if
you shave, you look like you're in ninth grade, Yes,
which is what was that was like two years ago
for you, right, right, and then. But I will say,
if you just have a stash, you actually look older,
I think, and creepier and creepier.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Yes, can I love the dude. I can't go. I
can't completely shave my face.
Speaker 7 (16:52):
I hate my face without either, at least a mustache.
I'm cool with the mustache. The beard I'm most comfortable with.
But the furthest I'll go is I'll still have this dash,
and I think I like the creepy factor. I don't
actually think there is a creepy factor with me. I
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look like it belongs on my face. But I uh,
I won't go. I won't go clean shaven. You got
a good you got a good woman.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
There. Should we do it together? What if we all
just shave?
Speaker 5 (17:26):
I'm telling your idea.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
I like it, I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
I will do it.
Speaker 7 (17:30):
If we get twenty five new Patreon subscribers.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
At the mall of money to your let's do it.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Let's do's do.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
A group shave at our next meet up.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
I will do it. If we get male of money
I meet.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Up, I probably do it.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Yeah, I guess I would do it too. But let's
just pull back the curtain. Let's just pull back the
curtain here. That's doubling the number of subscribers, so.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
That that's exactly and that's what it's worth.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
That's what it's worth.
Speaker 7 (18:02):
We had thousands of them, we wouldn't be doing this
podcast anymore.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
We do we do.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
If you guys did of them, I'd be doing this
podcast fucking six nights a week.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
Well, if you guys did do that, then you'd be
joining us for our movie club next week, which is
going to be a fucking epic movie club meetup of
Starship Troopers.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Thanks for reminding much.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Starship Troopers for the movie club next week, and we'll
talk about it in the meet up even too.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
So Dawson, six cookies.
Speaker 7 (18:29):
Now, a lot of cookies, Dude, I gotta I gotta
sugar problem, bro. I mean, look at me. I'm a
I'm a fucking addict and I smoked cigarettes, Okay, I do.
Look and sugar, dude, Jude, Vinnie is right, man, Sugar
is a fucking drug.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
I agree. It's again.
Speaker 7 (18:53):
And I don't stop working until like ten ten thirty
at night, and then when I finally sit down and
watch my numbing television.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
What does that look like for Mike Dawson, is that still?
Speaker 4 (19:07):
I know you are you around the housewives for a
hot second, but I feel like that might have faded away.
What does my numbing television look like for Mike Dawson
these days?
Speaker 7 (19:14):
My numbing television is uh, I just rewatched the entire
six Seedson, the entire season of Succession for the fourth time.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Oh, that's only my numbing because you've seen it three times.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Exactly, That's exactly. I don't have to I don't have
to follow along. I enjoy it.
Speaker 7 (19:31):
I don't have to think about it. I'm not getting
a new plot. I don't have to focus. I can
miss I get it.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Okay, But let's let's zoom out a little bit.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Or it's the office.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
If you're not doing that, if you're watching something that
you consider trash, what what is your guilty pleasure? You know,
embarrassing TV? And I'll tell you mine.
Speaker 7 (19:52):
Last night and the night before, I watched four hours
of a documentary on I D. I believe it was
called The Woman Who Lied to Everyone. It was about
Sherry Padini, who was missing for twenty two days, came
back home with a brand and bruises, and claimed she
(20:15):
was kidnapped by two Mexican women when she's just a
psychopathic liar.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
And I got to be honest.
Speaker 7 (20:23):
They just put out a brand new documentary, a brand
new documentary, and this was not my numb, my numbing
television for me.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
I was, I'm this is my trash TV. I am
totally fucking into true crime.
Speaker 7 (20:37):
I will watch if I'm looking for something to go,
I will find an hour long dateline on demand, no
matter what it is.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
I'll watch a fucking dateline, sir. I like that shit.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
I don't think I have any trash TV shows. I
just started and Or Which Now.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
Yeah, that's the furthest thing.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
What is incredible. I can't get enough. I just wanted
to starting the first season, I can't even I'm a dude.
I'm midway through the second season and I inhaling it
right now.
Speaker 7 (21:07):
I started watching that as well, Chris. I was told
by my friend Steve that it's slow, but it's worth.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
It, so good. That's next on my list.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
I was told by our friend Matt Vondelier that I
who knows me better than most. And when Matt gives
you a suggestion and you're close with him, like we
all are Yeah, that's that's church. You gotta take it.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
Sometimes he gives suggestions just so you'll test them out
ahead of time.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
For you don't even do that. He knows better because
if he gives me a trash suggestion.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
For six months when I when I was producing the
Crool show Adam for he had the philosophy that I
should always watch everything that he watched so so he
can go so he can do you, I think, huh,
I know, well, yeah, I know Garrett to do it
too well. For a weird reason, it was his his
by the way, happy birthday, mister Carolla. Oh he would uh,
(22:01):
he would have me come into work and then he
would make sure he would test me if I watched it.
Just asked me questions about the episode of TMZ last
night on Fox, which I don't airs right before the
nightly news or something. It's oh no, it's like at
seven pm on Fox, like that's what that's when it airs.
And he would quiz me about it and then make
(22:22):
sure and then see if I noticed the same idio
secretcies in the like weird moments that he noticed, right,
which kind of makes me think, aren't.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
You the comedian?
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Aren't you.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Isn't are people listening because of you?
Speaker 3 (22:34):
You're the one that notices and stuff, And then if
I didn't notice it, then I wasn't really paying attention.
It's very is it is a very and the same
thing with SNL and even like some far Fox News shows.
Bill Maher, of course, yeah, yeah, he would, he would
make me go ahead.
Speaker 7 (22:50):
Does tell you a funny story about now the We
have a new guy. His name is Andrew. He's very competent,
but I am seeing go through the same stuff that
you went through. And he does his job. He does
it well, he does it different than you, he doesn't
do it better. I would take you know, he's good,
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he's competent, and I like him.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
He's different.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
I believe he's older than Chris, but definitely not younger.
You guys could be, no, could be the same age.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
That's right. He got me there.
Speaker 7 (23:34):
But uh so yesterday was Adam's birthday and I go
in and I say, okay, so I got two birthday
cocktail parties built for Adam. The first one just says
Todd bridges and the door slams, and the second one
is his actual birthday cocktail party including wild Bill Hickcock,
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Henry Kissinger, Eddie Harsh from the Black Crows, most important one.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
And he's actually got a pretty decent list.
Speaker 7 (24:09):
And so I say to the producer, I tell Andrew,
I'm like, okay, dude, So I built two of these bumpers.
We're gonna bump in with the Todd Bridges one if
Adam wants to get into it in the segment, we'll
play the second one, which is this real one. And
Andrew looks at me and goes, dude, not now, and
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I go, yep, gotcha, loud and clear, bro, And then
he apologizes to me. He apologizes to me after the show,
and I'm like, dude, I've been here for twenty fucking
years exactly what you're going through.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Don't worry about it. You do not have to apologize
for me. I know this.
Speaker 7 (24:51):
Scene and it was just the same, and it's like, yep,
I'm just you know, I'm seeing another person go through
the ropes and and he's handling it and he's competent,
and I'm I am happy.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
As it's not you, as a person who has given
given countless not Now's yeah, I'm.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
A famous drop on a show as a result of
of that experience, I could.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
I could, Uh yeah, I could completely empathize and relate.
Speaker 5 (25:23):
I guess every once in a while, like right before
an ACS, maybe like ten to fifteen minutes, maybe twenty
right before we started, I'd kind of round the corner
to Chris's office to go over like a couple of
things before the show. And sometimes his hands would kind
of be in his head like this, and he'd look
up and his hair would be like all over, like
up and up, like he'd just been tearing his hair out.
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And I would see him and just go, you know what,
I'll come back later listening.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
If you've ever seen dragon ball Z, Chris's hair would
look a lot like the dragon ball z are.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
It had to makes me go straight super saiyan. Sometimes
he'll uh like I could imagine what Andrew's doing. He
probably got a call from Adam on the way in,
so this is what five minutes before the show, and
he goes, hey, find out how many Japanese guys you
start with the letter A robbed a liquor store in
the last I don't know, ten years. Oh that's so actually,
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And then I'll tell you this and also did you
watch did you watch mar Yeah, you know that nine
minute monologue. Yeah, cut it down to like twenty two seconds,
to make sure you keep all the all the big
big bits in, make sure with all the jokes last.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
That was one of his things. That was one of
his things. Andrew said to me, He said.
Speaker 7 (26:32):
Dude, I'm sorry, man, but I was trying to put
ten pounds of potatoes in a five pound bag.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
I got you, dude, Chris is being generous.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
Sometimes I would get a call from Adam as he
was driving into a show that he was already late for,
and he'd be like, you watched TMZ last night and
be like, yeah, I need to be like, get the
weird part.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
And then he'd hang out.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
And then you and you call him back to try
to figure out exactly what he was talking about.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
He refused to answer. You walk in and be like
is it ready?
Speaker 4 (27:01):
And if the answer wasn't yes, then you the first
twenty minutes of the show, we're going to be about
you being incompetent.
Speaker 7 (27:06):
Well two atoms credit these days, and maybe this is
just his schedule is lightening up a little bit. Those
are no longer phone calls. I show up a half
hour before the show, to set up and take care
of anything I need to take care of there nine times,
nine times out of ten, Adams there and he's been.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
There for an hour.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
That's great.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
And so there's no phone calls.
Speaker 7 (27:30):
It's a little bit clearer, the communication is a little
bit better.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
We got it for everyone. That doesn't make me want
to kill myself. I'm not crying. Yeah, crying. I'm not crying.
You're crying. No, that's awesome, dude. All right. So anyway,
so I was thinking about those Costco.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Guys, Yeah, and Dawson saying that buying a double chunk
chocolate chip cookie.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
With no double chunk chocolate cookie.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
But by the way, Dawsin, if you have if you
have six of those, you're having twelve, twelve servings of
chunks in that. But so you're so the double chunk
chocolate cookie. I'm just saying, like, if you're just buying
Costco products that they like, are you supporting them? I
don't think that's true. I can have a chicken, of
course it's not true, but it does. But no, but
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I do think about it. Can you eat can you
eat that and eat and eat a chicken bake and
not think of those guys or just think.
Speaker 7 (28:23):
It's oh I will now I don't eat the chicken bakes.
I don't you know how much fucking salt MSG is
in those things.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
There are those I heard is not bad for you,
it's not good for you. Well, well, whoever told you
that is? It's wrong?
Speaker 1 (28:42):
It's not all my Chinese friends told me it's like
it's awesome. It's not. It's uh.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
I think I've heard that like it's it's studies have
shown I've heard.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
I've heard also that it is not as bad as
it was once made out to be in like the
late nineties and early ye.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Yeah, this is a.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
G company and they told me that it's totally good
for you, so right, it's all it's all a skateboard company,
Yeah it is.
Speaker 7 (29:10):
What does MSG stand for? Not Madison Square Garden, No clue?
Speaker 1 (29:14):
What something modo sodium glutamate.
Speaker 7 (29:18):
Glue, tomate good? Yeah, thank you? What's a skateboard It's
not a skateboard company. It just sounds like it should.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Be, okay, because there's d g K. That's that's the
closest thing. Kids.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Sounds like I don't know MSG all right anyway, So
I was thinking of that like Jaeger kind of had
that right, Like you couldn't drink Yeager at places without
being associated with a certain kind of person.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
But I like Yeger.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Someone who likes to get wasted.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
Just gonna ask, like, who's actually a person?
Speaker 2 (29:48):
An alcoholic dude?
Speaker 1 (29:50):
I have said?
Speaker 7 (29:52):
I mean, yeah, when there there are two kinds of
people who shoot Yeger, fucking seniors in high school and alcoholics.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
What about sipping? Because I've sipped a Jaeger.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
That's dumb.
Speaker 7 (30:06):
Why prolonged? Why prolong that it's supposed to hurt. No,
that's the thing about alcohol. That's the reason why when
we have our first beer or our first shot or whatever,
it tastes like shit. Your body telling you this is
not good for you. When you smoke your first cigarette
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when you're thirteen years old, you cough, it's bad for you.
But that's why I continued smoking, because I'm tougher than that.
I can get past that.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Exactly, you know, I don't know. Unfortunately, Yeager's become the
nickelback to me. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
I feel like I just need a champion. All these
things that people are just they just have the wrong
idea about No.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
No, they've got the right one about it.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
So maybe we all maybe we all sit down listen
to some Nickelback, some.
Speaker 7 (30:58):
Nipple back, nipple gack.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Jesus Chris, sorry, my mind, my mind is obviously somewhere else.
Speaker 7 (31:08):
I got this joke. I don't want to work into
a set. I don't want to work this jerk joke
into a set. But I don't know where. But it's
like I miss, you know, I miss like things were everywhere,
like things disappear, like things were everywhere like in the nineties,
like Foster Freeze and Nickelback's.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
There was something there. There's something.
Speaker 7 (31:32):
I don't know where it fits, and it's just right
now and non sequitor.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
Well, speaking of Nickelback and you guys, just maybe the
next meetup, we just have a little listening party to
This is how you remind me we're trying to sell
people on the meat up sip on some jaeger.
Speaker 7 (31:49):
Together, let's do some nibble gack. Nipple back is actually
doing it on the strippers boobs. That's called nibble gack.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
That's disgusting.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Now, way to put that, way to put that next
to our our description now the explicit All right, there's
a couple of things I want to get into before
before we move on.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Kaylin and Dawson.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Well, actually I'll start with Dawson because he Dawson has
a life lesson that he wanted to share that everybody
regarding business cards, and Kaylen just had some business cards
made up, which I hope you will share with us
your design here because I want to make sure that
it's the most effective. So let's listen to Dawson's life lesson.
Speaker 5 (32:33):
And maybe to go get it out of my car.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Yeah, I do.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
I thought about sharing the design for mine too, Kalin,
but then you're giving out your personal information.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
I don't know if that's you don't have to.
Speaker 5 (32:43):
I'm not technically because it's not my personal business card.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Kaitlyn, go get your card.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Well, Dawson, Dawson gives us life lesson, I'll relay a
lesson to you perfectly, all right.
Speaker 7 (32:55):
Okay, So I made business cards a month to go
because everyone asks for them, Everyone fucking asks.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
You have the card stood the test of time, like,
there's always other ways to keep in touch promotional items,
and yet business cards, for some reason, it just seems
like an ancient, ancient form of remembrance for.
Speaker 7 (33:18):
People you know, if you just trade a phone number
with someone in a business situation, you trade a phone
number with someone, the only way they're going to remember
you is if they remember you, because they'll put the
name in the phone. Maybe they'll put the thing you
guys were talking about, the chances of them finding you
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on their own after you've just exchanged numbers go to
nearly zero. They don't remember your name, they don't remember
the interaction.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Happens to me all the time.
Speaker 7 (33:51):
You're able to give them a card, they have this
tangible piece that will remind them. This is how so
your business card has to be memorable. It has to
be something that stands out. Yeah, So Sunday morning, I
woke up. It's a great start to the story. When
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you don't wake up, it's not good. Sunday morning, I
get up. I checked my text and it wasn't Sunday morning.
It was Sunday at one because I went out with
my drummer, Rain and Bosio and played pinball on Saturday night.
Nice and then we got back to my house and
drank till five o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
In eight cookies.
Speaker 7 (34:34):
No no, no. The I got the sugar from the alcohol,
so get up at one check my phone. I got
a text from Greg Fitzimmons and Greg had asked me
three weeks ago if I would host for his show
at the Irvine Improv on Sunday, May twenty fifth.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Nice. Hell yeah.
Speaker 7 (34:57):
So I check the Irvine Improvs website. There's no Greg
fit Simmons and I'm like, okay, maybe he just didn't.
You know, he said he was going to call the
club and make it happen. Maybe he didn't make it happen.
Greg texts me Sunday and says, by the way, the
show's at the Brea Improv.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
You're still on right And I'm like, yeah, dude, I'll
see you there.
Speaker 5 (35:20):
Man.
Speaker 7 (35:21):
So I'm leaving for the for the club and I
see business cards and I just grab a stack of them.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
It's like four or five, throw them in my pocket.
You never know after the show and I did well.
It was it was. It was a good night, wonderful.
Speaker 7 (35:41):
After the show, Greg and I are standing in the
kitchen at the Bray Improv talking to the booker and
waiting for our checks. I got paid, which was fucking nice,
Like third time I've been paid for stand up and
I've reached into my pocket and I hand the book
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or the business card, but I hand it to him like.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
This, how are you uh?
Speaker 2 (36:12):
If you ever have.
Speaker 7 (36:13):
I don't show it to him like this, but I
show him this side first, and we're.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
Looking at Dawson's cartoon face smoking a cigarette with a
red bandan on his face, and it looks like a
pirate like the T shirt design you've seen you wear,
blue background.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
It's nice looking, a nice looking business card, Dawson.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
I hand the card to him.
Speaker 7 (36:34):
I say, if you ever have a feature dropout, or
you ever need a host, I will be here.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Just call me.
Speaker 7 (36:41):
And the first thing he says is, dude, this is
the greatest business card I have ever fucking seen in
my life. And I'm like, thank you, thank you. He goes,
I will call you and then we get our checks.
We say goodbye. He's now looked at the card and
it says Mike Dawson has my phone phone number, and
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the only.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Description says dude, who gets shiped done.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
QR still.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
QR code. It's fine, that just goes to my website.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
I love it all right, Dawson tells me.
Speaker 7 (37:20):
Me and Gregor leaving the club. He tells me two
more times, two more times. This is the greatest card
I've ever seen in my life. I will call you,
and I said, sweet, So I believe that I'll get
a call from the Irvine Improv trouble Brea Improv.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Sorry. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:42):
And by the way, Dawson, next time you're down there,
especially if you're with a friend, like I thought about you,
give me a call.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
I'm down. I could have been there in ten minutes.
You guys, for sure.
Speaker 7 (37:51):
I didn't think about you until I'm driving through Brea
and it's you know, a little bit before the show,
and I'm Mike.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
At sure next time, I'd love to come support.
Speaker 4 (38:04):
But that's a great business card, min Mine is far
more boring because mine is for my corporate business that
I work for, and it's you know, all the cards
are kind of uniform, but for yours, I mean, that
is just a perfect card for someone like you.
Speaker 7 (38:15):
And it's uh and because it has a color to it, yeah,
it's easy to find.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
It sticks out.
Speaker 7 (38:22):
And when somebody you give a card like this too,
they'll put it in their jacket pocket or their pants
pocket and then a month later they're doing their laundry
and this is the thing of a business card. They're
doing their laundry, they find this fucking thing in their pocket.
All of a sudden they remember. They're like, oh fuck,
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yeah I met this dude. I was impressed by him.
I need to make contact.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Yeah, yeah, for sure, love it, love it.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Life tip. Make a good business card that stands out
put Oh well.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
I mean that's that.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
But the real tip is put your face on it
and use at least one explit a bit exploit tip.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
But I've got to say, Dawson, it's very reminiscent of
perhaps the best business card of all time, which of
course is Mark Zuckerberg's that said I'm CEO, bitch nice.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
Uh well, I do love your business card, Dawson. What
is that a Robin's Egg blue? I can I can
see the color to it. It's beautiful.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Yeah. Yeah, it was a copy and paste from you know.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
Good looking card. Hey, and let's yeah, I'm pumped. That's
that's a great idea. Rounded corners, to which I like.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
I hate. I hate those those corners that are just.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
You know, no paper, no paper.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Sometimes I like the I like the corners a little
bit something or something you chop something up. Uh, Kaelin.
You got you ka, just catch the business cards made up?
How many? How many times is your face on it?
Speaker 5 (39:53):
Zero?
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Wow? Controversial? Yeah, your face isn't well.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
You know, your face is only good with a beard.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Hold on there, dead fish.
Speaker 5 (40:03):
But there is someone else's face on it.
Speaker 4 (40:08):
Okay, here's his dad's face. Hold on, Yeah, what's fooling about.
You've got the QR. I will say, you're plugging your podcast.
I get the things.
Speaker 5 (40:17):
I can't see you behind my card, Chris, I will say.
Speaker 4 (40:21):
I'm feeling a little little left out of the QR
code part of this, because mine does not have a
QR code on it, which now feels like a missed opportunity.
Speaker 7 (40:28):
Actually, I'm thinking about making a new list of cards
that have no QR code, no phone number, just Mike Dawson,
dude who gets shipped done. And then when you get
a card, when you give a card to somebody, card
to somebody, they got it. They got to make the
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effort to find out who the fuck you are, how
to get in touch with you. And then like if
I host a night, when I host at the comedy
club and somebody says to me, and this happens every
now and then do you do audio books?
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Yes? I do. What's your name? How do I find you?
Speaker 7 (41:08):
I'd like to be able to give them a card
that doesn't have my phone number on it. Mmm, So
I'm probably gonna make a list of these with just
my name on it.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
What you do and then find me?
Speaker 3 (41:20):
I'll tell you the move you gotta but you gotta
carry a pen with you, so when you give them
the card, like, hold on, let me write my personal
number on here and just get that extra me.
Speaker 5 (41:28):
The other day, I think when I was getting my
hair cut and my beard done, the guy the barbers
I was like, hey, I'm thinking about starting a podcast.
You got a business card And I was like, oh, yeah, totally.
And I grabbed this one that doesn't have any info
and I had to write down all my info on
the back of it so you can contact me.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
That's actually a good move.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
Well, it is a good move. About it's a good move.
Ike's handwriting, though it might turn it off.
Speaker 5 (41:50):
Yeah, he hasn't called since I got it done. Is
the E backwards? I'm left handed, all right, handicap.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
But yeah, I mean that that's a move too, dost
like I've seen I've seen ones where like they have
a lines like where we met and you write it
in there too, Like people, people.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
Have gotten pretty creative. I like the rounded edge.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
Your business card doesn't need to be a mad lip
let's calm down. I yeah, I have one for my music.
It's like it has three QR codes on there.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
Does one of them go to your Instagram? Please? Yeah? Okay, good?
Speaker 2 (42:26):
That's q Are you insane?
Speaker 3 (42:28):
I know it's it's too many. It's too it's too many.
You really want one action from people? And I gave
him three. Well, it's and I just leave him out
when I'm playing, so they just pick it up. Like
either I can email him, I can find him on
on social media, or I could venmo him a tip
and just one of the three, or do all three,
which has happened as well. All right, well, anyway, good
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tips from from all you guys. I what do you
What are your thoughts on like irregularly shaped business cards
like the square or the circle?
Speaker 7 (42:59):
Not a fan me either, No, it should be at
least in the shape and form of a business card.
Speaker 5 (43:05):
Yeah, I actually do like those rounded tips. I'm gonna
I'm gonna send that note on through my dad. Hey,
on the next round. Yet make I got a boring
gray background. I'm hearing all this pencil peppercorn talk. I'm like,
I gotta change, I gotta I got my.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
Star of your show making you business cards.
Speaker 5 (43:21):
No, he's making him. He's making himself business cards, because
he was handing them out at comic cons. And I
don't know if I talked about when I went to
Mark Anaheim Comicnucking Smart and I was like, hey, I'm
right down the street. I'll come by and I'll He's like,
all right, can you hand out the cards? And so
since he's busy, like talking with the fans, and he
talks to them for a long time, like more than
I thought, I was like, I think you're spending too much.
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There's a lot of people waiting. You're spending way too
much time talking to these people. But I'm able to
go through and hand it out to people and give
it to people. He was like, Oh, this is really good.
I like it. So I'm going to be going down
to the San Diego Comic Con in July. Dude down
there too.
Speaker 7 (43:55):
Yeah, I have a little tip for you. You know the
poster that you gave us all in how your dad sign, Yeah,
make that his Johnny Ringo portrait. Right, they got the
front of the business card and then on the back
QR code name of the podcast.
Speaker 5 (44:14):
Well that's kind of what he wants to do on
the next one. Is so like what he was doing.
He was doing this and then he was signing the
back of them for the fans. But he's like on
this one. On the next round, he's going to get
him made up where he's got like Johnny Ringo, Kyle Reese,
you know, probably Aliens something like that. So on the
who is this guy?
Speaker 7 (44:34):
If you put on the on the other side of
the card the qr R code and then just falling
about with Michael Bean and then he can still sign over.
Speaker 5 (44:43):
That he can We're going to be putting like a
couple of his.
Speaker 7 (44:48):
Or he could sign the front his picture of Johnny Ringo.
That would be even better. Have him sign the front
where the portrait of Johnny Ringo is.
Speaker 5 (44:57):
Well, it's a card, so like the front is the back,
in the back is front exactly.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
All right, Chris, you're trying to tell a story about how.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
People want to display the front.
Speaker 3 (45:06):
All right, Well, anyway, look, I'm glad, I'm glad Dass
that your business card was so effective.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
It was for the first time in my life.
Speaker 7 (45:15):
And don't feel bad if you're making business cards and
none of them are really cool, because I'm fifty one
years old and this is the seventh or eighth round
of business cards that I made, and I think I
finally cracked the code.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
I think you have too. I love it. I want one.
All right, Well, look, why don't we.
Speaker 3 (45:39):
Go around the horn get our plugs and then we'll
start the Patreon recording so and then yeah, we'll.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
Get going with that.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
So I'll start over there in North Hollywood, California.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
Mike Dawson.
Speaker 7 (45:51):
There was a comment in the Bobo Boy Army page
on Facebook. Somebody had said that they put my record
on and listen to it and they loved it. And
it's really fucking nice when people say that. And then
someone else commented, have you heard the first record? Well,
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if you haven't heard the first record and you have
a CD player, I would like to.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
Give you that first record, but.
Speaker 7 (46:23):
I will add in five of these stickers, five stickers
my first CD, twenty five bucks that include shipping. We'll
do it on Venmo at Los Angeles, it'll come in
a small package. Five stickers, my face dude, and my
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first record, which is fantastic and it's on CD and.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
Sweeten the poppy right a little bit. Throwing five of
those business cards too for the malimoney for your twenty
five dollars deal.
Speaker 7 (47:01):
Oh, you don't need five business cards, but I will
give you well, i'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 7 (47:08):
I'll give you one business card and it has my
phone number on it.
Speaker 5 (47:11):
Oh, if you put all four of them together, like
in a stack, it'd be kind of cool. It'd be
kind of like Andy Warhol type thing. It would kind
of look kind of do Actually.
Speaker 3 (47:19):
For my plug for fifteen dollars, I will burn you
that album and I actually.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
Know and full.
Speaker 3 (47:30):
Text, and I will give you Mike Dawson's number as well.
I have that, so I have that stuff. Save you some,
save you some dough here, and for.
Speaker 4 (47:36):
Mine for ten dollars, I have a dropbox thing for you.
You don't even have to wait for the physical thing.
I'll come straight to your phone with Mike Dowson's number attached.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
No kidding, Hey, marketing one on one man, We gotta
you know.
Speaker 7 (47:49):
Put the stickers you can't get a sticker through dropbox, can't.
Speaker 3 (47:54):
You can't get it. Actually, I just screenshot. I screenshot
you holding that up. You will get a sticker.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
Now, all right, let's uh calun will we plug for you? Wait?
We know, hold up your business.
Speaker 5 (48:07):
You're part of the videos here. Just scan the QR
code here, it'll take you to our YouTube channel. And
now just one about fun.
Speaker 7 (48:13):
I was just gonna try it, dude. Oh here, yeah,
try it works.
Speaker 5 (48:17):
I'll tell you about our episode this week is my
dad talking about his time working on the Mandalorian almost
getting cast an avatar.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
And uh, I just subscribed.
Speaker 1 (48:27):
There we go.
Speaker 5 (48:28):
Oh yeah, that kind of bummed. It took you this
long time.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
I just subscribed to I'm sorry for the record. It works.
Subscribed subscribe. I didn't even have to click one out
of all three of you.
Speaker 5 (48:40):
Is like, okay, but uh, it's a fun show. Justcribscribe
months ago and do it on Spotify too. Love it Apple,
and Kaitlyn's on this show a lot. So if you're
loving killing on this show, you're gonna love that show.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
And you hate wire organization by all means on YouTube, Yes.
Speaker 5 (48:56):
I might have a tech guy coming to the studio
pretty soon to help me out a little bit.
Speaker 1 (48:59):
He's gonna beat you up. Yeah, I just want to
make people cry. I get it.
Speaker 4 (49:04):
Canon Gary, what about you? Patreon, Patreon dot com, Slash Watercooler.
Speaker 7 (49:10):
Twenty five Mallow money, new subscribers, we all shave live
on a meetup.
Speaker 4 (49:15):
Sure, that's definitely a thing, and uh, I encourage everyone
to go watch Super Troopers. You can enjoy our movie
club that's coming next week. And thank you guys all
for be scary.
Speaker 5 (49:26):
Come on, Starship Troopers.
Speaker 4 (49:31):
I was hoping we can do an noble feature whatever,
an interesting movie, all right, and then I agree, I
can't wait.
Speaker 1 (49:40):
I can't wait to talk about that movie with you guys.
And then ask for me.
Speaker 3 (49:43):
I'm playing Marina Wine first Saturday of every month, and
yeah in Long Beach, and I thought my head, oh yeah, subscribe.
It's called residency, all right. That will do it for
the Steps of Arc. We'll be back for Patreon. Thanksgiving
everybody for listening.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
We love you. Goodbye,
Who was doing that?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Was that Gary? It was all Gary. It was Gary.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
One day, Joy is going to go on a bachelorette party.
Gary is gonna have the place to himself and he's
just going to be filling that house, filling that house
with mouthflicks, letting those walls resonate.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Chris, you think that it's about her hearing me through
the door. She listens to the podcast. How do we
stop that? But you still but still have her be
a subscriber. We need the numbers, like I like that
we get that download count.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
But I don't know. Maybe tell her not.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
To listen to an episode and she'll listen to it
faster than she's ever listened to an episode.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
You know what we need to do. We've all seen
that documentary speed right, Yeah, we need to make a
fake podcast, just a podcast of us saying wonderful things
all the time that sounds and then it just feed
and then we just feed it in her phone. She thinks,
I mean, we have to get a program or some
(01:11):
app developer to make a fake podcast app to just
a decoy app.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
And if she.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Clicks, this is a whole thing. When she clicks the
water cooler, this is what you'll hear first, she's gonna
first here. Let's just let's just record it now, all right, nothing, hey,
(01:38):
walksome water cool. You guys know what I love Joya, Joya.
But also you know what I love puppies, cats, uh, babies,
golden girls, Golden girl, love me some blanche ye, some Rose.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
It's good modern family.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
M Yeah, those are the best. That's the best.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
All right, children, Well, we love children, Jerry, what do
you love my wife?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Joya? Isn't that the best? She's the great is she's
just second to none?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Man, Yeah, trying new restaurants, Trying new restaurants is wonderful.
I love legal jargon. I love taking my kids to
karate class. It's yeah, life is wonderful. All right, bye, everybody.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
That's a great show man.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
She's a great She's gonna have no freaking clue. Well,
I'm not.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Looking away, I don't know. I saw Dawson pick his
purse up off the ground during that, so I think, uh,
I think that might be a.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Tell she's not she's not watching the video, right, Yeah, yeah,
we're good, We're good.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
All right, way, thanks for all right now that.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Now that a call back to the speed reference.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
I just wanted to damn it, I see don no,
but that's what happens in Speed, so I had to
let it fly, and Dawson you were the unlucky victim
of that.
Speaker 7 (03:06):
Well, that's it sucks that he chose me because I've
never seen the movie Speed. Oh well, aware of what
it is. It was a cultural phenomenon.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
And okay, well, I just got to tell you that
Kaylin's being a real wildcat behind the wheel.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Right now, Calen, you shouldn't have pick Dawson because we
can all perfectly see Dawson's purse hanging right there on
the wall. That's when we obviously you didn't touch it
for now. But hey, guys and listeners, she's gone. We're free. Now,
we could do whatever we want. She's turned it off,
(03:41):
she's gone about her day. She thinks she just listened
a whole episode of Water Cooler, and now we can
let our hair down. This feels good. So hey, now
that we're relaxed, I want some real good interests from you.
Let me choose. Everybody's on this pod right now, all
the way in Long Beach, California making purse comments.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
That's Kaylen Bean, it's going on what's going on?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Oh, Cayle, it's so relaxed, feels like a whole weight
has been lifted off.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
I know, I can't stop laughing.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
And then all the way in North Hollywood, California, it's
Mike Dawson.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Spoiler alert. We're just getting it in there.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
You're gonna need that because I'm getting.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
It in there now before the spoiler. Just get it in.
Speaker 7 (04:24):
You can't give the kid a microphone. Give the kid
a microphone and then complain about what he says into it.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Spoiler alert.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
I think you clearly can. And then it's evidence by
last week, I know, we we we'll talk about that
because people were upset still. And then all the way
in Orange County, California, flying free as a bird, it's
Gary Smith.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Patty Patna, and and we're going to talk about it again.
Is basically the thesis of this show.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Okay, So for those who who may not remember, Dawson,
Klin and myself were doing a pot By the way,
Matt isn't here today.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
For those who are waiting for his intro, I don't
know why. Oh he is his family over in law
disappointing her somehow. He's hosting he's hosting Wow.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
By the way, that's a joke I made directly to
his face, so that's underhanded. I asked him how he
was going to disappoint his mother in law and he
was very offended.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I think, and uh, and it's appreciative over here.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Anyway, So Dawson was talking about the show The Last
of Us on HBO, which just had its season finale
on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I believe, and I got thoughts.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
And Dawson gave up put off a major spoiler for
those who are probably waiting for the season to be over,
maybe a couple episodes behind.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Major major major major, actually a.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Double whammy spoiler because he is a TV show spoiler,
but it's also a video game.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Spoiler since Chris spoiled the game? Has there been a
bigger spoiler in the universe.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Of the Last of Us?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Okay, so I have a couple of no the Last
of Us too. I would love a spoiler to cheese Ball.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
I would. I would do anything to hear how that ends.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
So first with a whimper, that's how it ends.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
First, A Land of the Yeast should have won.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Anyway, that wasn't cheeseball, and it's clear the castle crusted
one anyway, so last of us even here, guys, we
don't need to do this fool I have I have
uh not seen an episode of this season. I watched
every single episode of season one and I loved it.
(06:37):
I actually really liked it. And then seasons two comes
out high reviews rated, critically acclaimed. I just have no desire.
I just don't have it in me to to start
it up again. I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
It's just like, don't the buried and don't don't.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
But did you not hear what I say? High reviews,
critically acclaimed, Well, would I not want to see that?
Speaker 7 (06:56):
I feel like I really feel honestly, I'm sorry to
interrupt us, but that's what I do.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
It's okay. I'm not mediating any conflicts I feel.
Speaker 7 (07:06):
I feel that I've saved people a lot of time
because now a lot of people are just not going
to watch it and it's just not worth it.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
That's what I he That's what I hear well from you, guys,
but not from the world, not from the universe, not
from the critical It.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Might be worth five years when the show finishes, it's
next season or two, but well, I have two years
in between seasons, and each season is seven episodes. But
what I did do Kate fucking break.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
And this isn't because I was scared to watch it.
As I said, I watched season one, no problem. I
wicked it.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I read.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
I read every episode's plot and I just read it.
I took thirty minutes. I mean, I'm not surprised, but
it's just to just analyze it. And then I went
back and Wicked Last of Us Part two the video game,
and just to compare and contrast the stories. And yeah,
and I went back and forth and just check the
stories where it stopped. Because is this season's obviously modeled
(07:59):
after the Last of Us Part two, but it's only
a portion of that video game of that start because
are going to continue it in the next season. But anyway,
there's a fascinating read. I have no desire to watch
it anymore. Sorry to HBO Max, that's what they're called.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Now.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Look, I'm still a subscriber. You still get my money,
but we're done. I'm not spending it on that. There
are other shows, hacks. I hear, it's great. I'm getting this.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Some hacks. Try your friends and neighbors.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
I'm telling you Mobland it is a rats show on TV.
It's so fucking good. I don't know how loud I
need to yell on the rooftops that Mobland is fucking awesome.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
All right here, it's signed for the Joe Corner, Kaylen,
you should check out all three of you should check
out your friends and neighbors on Apple TV. Plus, that's
a fantastic show.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Okay, I I Apple TV and Disney are my hip hop.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I'm my hip hop.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
I hop back and forth from those those I cancel
Apple to go to Disney.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Well, then you're gonna miss a lot of good Apple
content here soon, because you're not gonna be hopping off
Disney in about two months for about ten years.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Yeah, that's what I hear. Anyway, we got Joe Corner.
We do have a joke Corner came in right now.
So we have a guest coming in for Joe Corner.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
The entrance too, he's coming in right now. Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome to the stage.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Harry.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
All right? You ready to go? Yeah, Okay, go for it.
Where are the cows go on Friday Night?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Where do the cows go Friday Night?
Speaker 8 (09:26):
I don't know they loved it, Buddy, good job.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Wow I am.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
I'm that's fantastic, Harry Junior, thank you for the joke corner.
I'm most surprised that there was no fecal content anywhere
in that joke. But yeah, no, it wasn't a poop joke,
but I loved it.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
I will say there's a variation that he's been threatening
to do where it's basically the same joke, but it
involves the Costco guys.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
The boom Bees.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Well, but that doesn't make sense, so I agree.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
That's why I'm did he make that one up? Yeah? No, no, Chris,
I'm writing gems like.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
That would have been hilarious if he did do that one.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
I don't know if he hears that around the school
or something that's like something he heard. Okay, yeah, because
that shouldn't be pased along. They're in the Algo somethings.
Somethings need to Are they still popular, Gary, I haven't.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Been more popular than ever.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
I mean, I not with me, but they are doing
that do chocolat.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I gotta be honest.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
When it when he got to cousin Angelo, who is
not even related to them, I tapped out, I.
Speaker 7 (10:46):
Actually used to buy those double chunk chocolate cookies at
Costco about by him frozen in a huge box and
it turns out like, you know, twenty seven cents of
cookie or something like that.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
You just bake him yourself.
Speaker 7 (11:00):
As soon as I was introduced to those Costco guys,
I went back to buying Famous Amos from Costco because
and they're a little bit more expensive. But I don't
have to support those guys. I paid the extra money.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
I love how supporting those guys is like supporting Costco.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I know, I just Lostco.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
As happy as can be right now in the world.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Right what would you say is your cookie intake in
the fact that you have now purchased multiple brands from Costco?
I mean, what kind of what kind of cookie intake
are we doing on a monthly basis?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
I'm onto ice cream now, bro Yeah I haven't.
Speaker 7 (11:37):
I haven't bought cookies in a while, but no, I'll
do I'll do like six cookies a Night's a lot.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a lot.
Speaker 7 (11:45):
But I also drink a lot of broccoli and only
eat chicken soup.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
I'm not judging her, I'm not judging I'm just surprised
that's a lot of cookies.
Speaker 7 (11:53):
It is a lot of cookies. I'm on the edge
of fucking diabetes.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
I gotta, I gotta.
Speaker 9 (11:59):
I can't six cookies a night put you on the
edge over a course of time. Yeah, totally. Absolutely. This
is not good for me. It's not good.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
I will agree with that. I think. I think science
will is what I got.
Speaker 7 (12:15):
I you know, I guess it's the sugar addiction. I
just fucking If it's in the house, I'm fucking eating it.
If it's not in the house, I'll go get it,
bring it in the house.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
And you buy, and you buy pulk.
Speaker 7 (12:30):
Yeah, and you know, I mean I live alone. Nobody
tells me no, you know. And that's that's probably the
biggest factor in this whole thing. If I was married,
I wouldn't be doing this.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
I guess that makes a question like, do your wives
Caitlin and Chris actually tell you no? I mean, I'm
assuming that there's a sideways look if you go for
that fifth cookie, But do you actually get told no?
Speaker 3 (12:58):
I don't get told no, but I probably would get
made fun of.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Correct.
Speaker 7 (13:02):
It's not like, oh my god, god, so much a
no thing. It's it's there's there. There are other options.
There are other things to do, talk to your wife,
or have a sixth cookie.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
I don't have a wife, so I have to have
the six cookie.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
I'm only forbidden to do one thing, let's hear it,
and that is to get a motorcycle.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Yeah, that's all reasonable, or e bike.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Well, the e bike was just a strong suggestion to
forgive it because you're not riding it in And I
had ten people come into my hospital room with the bike.
Speaker 7 (13:37):
My buddy, my buddy Dari has got a super fucking
fast e bike that when you crank that throttle you
can get forty miles an hour in like under a
fucking second.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Like though at that point that's a motorcycle.
Speaker 7 (13:52):
When yes, exactly, And that's why he got a full
face helmet.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Right smart. If you're going to do that, you should
do that.
Speaker 7 (14:00):
And then when somebody cut in front of him and
he nearly lost his life, his face was still protected
when he smashed into the side of her car.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Oh yeah, he's not a good idea. Yeah, he was
totally fine.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Yeah, that's the one thing I'm forbidden is and it's
not even forbidden, it's just I will it's more of
a I will leave you if if you do this
because I can't. I can't stand to worry about you
in such a way, just based off of seeing all
those crazy compound fractures and injuries that she's seen in him.
Speaker 7 (14:33):
My rad power bike right there that needs to go
to the bike shop, needs to go to the bike
shop and get a little update. But I really want
to ride that to work. But if I do, I
will get a full face helmet.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
I will say that there is one thing that I'm
also not allowed to do, and that is to shave
my beard off.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Oh nice, Yeah, that's pretty good.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
Beer is required, beard required.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
That's the best way for your wife to say, I
hate your face.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Now, now, Caitlin, what are the what are the parameters here? How?
How how tight can we trim it? Does it have
to be a certain length?
Speaker 5 (15:11):
It can go pretty low down and go to where
I go like, he's like a maybe I can maybe
get away with that. It's it's all the way off
is a hard no. But when it goes down that low,
it's like a like like why don't you do that? Disappointment?
It's a disappointment.
Speaker 7 (15:27):
But all the way, what if you showed up looking
like Scott from Anthrax.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Good thing, I don't I don't know.
Speaker 7 (15:36):
Or is it Ian Scott or who forget the Anthrax
singer's name, but he's got one of those fucking No,
it's just a fucking his beard only starts here and
it just comes out of his It's just it's like
it's like an alman Rah Egyptian pharaoh beard.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Yeah, the Dave Kindig, the guy from the car show
that Adam was on.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
I'll see canon.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Can you get creative with it?
Speaker 5 (16:04):
I probably could. I probably could. I don't know about
that creative. But the kids have caught on at this
point and now so they constantly went once a week
chant for me to shave my beard.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
I want you to shave it, dude, you gotta do it, now,
you gotta do it.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
Do it.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
We'll start off with just the stash. Just shave off
the chin and go stash for a little bit.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Look. Worst case scenario, it grows back, it grows back, going.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Off and I say, and look, and I know why
she wants you to have the beard, right, because if
you shave, you look like you're in ninth grade, Yes,
which is what was that was like two years ago
for you, right, right, and then. But I will say,
if you just have a stash, you actually look older,
I think, and creepier and creepier.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Yes, can I love the dude. I can't go. I
can't completely shave my face.
Speaker 7 (16:52):
I hate my face without either, at least a mustache.
I'm cool with the mustache. The beard I'm most comfortable with.
But the furthest I'll go is I'll still have this dash,
and I think I like the creepy factor. I don't
actually think there is a creepy factor with me. I
(17:13):
look like it belongs on my face. But I uh,
I won't go. I won't go clean shaven. You got
a good you got a good woman.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
There. Should we do it together? What if we all
just shave?
Speaker 5 (17:26):
I'm telling your idea.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
I like it, I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
I will do it.
Speaker 7 (17:30):
If we get twenty five new Patreon subscribers.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
At the mall of money to your let's do it.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Let's do's do.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
A group shave at our next meet up.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
I will do it. If we get male of money
I meet.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Up, I probably do it.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Yeah, I guess I would do it too. But let's
just pull back the curtain. Let's just pull back the
curtain here. That's doubling the number of subscribers, so.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
That that's exactly and that's what it's worth.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
That's what it's worth.
Speaker 7 (18:02):
We had thousands of them, we wouldn't be doing this
podcast anymore.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
We do we do.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
If you guys did of them, I'd be doing this
podcast fucking six nights a week.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
Well, if you guys did do that, then you'd be
joining us for our movie club next week, which is
going to be a fucking epic movie club meetup of
Starship Troopers.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Thanks for reminding much.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Starship Troopers for the movie club next week, and we'll
talk about it in the meet up even too.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
So Dawson, six cookies.
Speaker 7 (18:29):
Now, a lot of cookies, Dude, I gotta I gotta
sugar problem, bro. I mean, look at me. I'm a
I'm a fucking addict and I smoked cigarettes, Okay, I do.
Look and sugar, dude, Jude, Vinnie is right, man, Sugar
is a fucking drug.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
I agree. It's again.
Speaker 7 (18:53):
And I don't stop working until like ten ten thirty
at night, and then when I finally sit down and
watch my numbing television.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
What does that look like for Mike Dawson, is that still?
Speaker 4 (19:07):
I know you are you around the housewives for a
hot second, but I feel like that might have faded away.
What does my numbing television look like for Mike Dawson
these days?
Speaker 7 (19:14):
My numbing television is uh, I just rewatched the entire
six Seedson, the entire season of Succession for the fourth time.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Oh, that's only my numbing because you've seen it three times.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Exactly, That's exactly. I don't have to I don't have
to follow along. I enjoy it.
Speaker 7 (19:31):
I don't have to think about it. I'm not getting
a new plot. I don't have to focus. I can
miss I get it.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Okay, But let's let's zoom out a little bit.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Or it's the office.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
If you're not doing that, if you're watching something that
you consider trash, what what is your guilty pleasure? You know,
embarrassing TV? And I'll tell you mine.
Speaker 7 (19:52):
Last night and the night before, I watched four hours
of a documentary on I D. I believe it was
called The Woman Who Lied to Everyone. It was about
Sherry Padini, who was missing for twenty two days, came
back home with a brand and bruises, and claimed she
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was kidnapped by two Mexican women when she's just a
psychopathic liar.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
And I got to be honest.
Speaker 7 (20:23):
They just put out a brand new documentary, a brand
new documentary, and this was not my numb, my numbing
television for me.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
I was, I'm this is my trash TV. I am
totally fucking into true crime.
Speaker 7 (20:37):
I will watch if I'm looking for something to go,
I will find an hour long dateline on demand, no
matter what it is.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
I'll watch a fucking dateline, sir. I like that shit.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
I don't think I have any trash TV shows. I
just started and Or Which Now.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
Yeah, that's the furthest thing.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
What is incredible. I can't get enough. I just wanted
to starting the first season, I can't even I'm a dude.
I'm midway through the second season and I inhaling it
right now.
Speaker 7 (21:07):
I started watching that as well, Chris. I was told
by my friend Steve that it's slow, but it's worth.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
It, so good. That's next on my list.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
I was told by our friend Matt Vondelier that I
who knows me better than most. And when Matt gives
you a suggestion and you're close with him, like we
all are Yeah, that's that's church. You gotta take it.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
Sometimes he gives suggestions just so you'll test them out
ahead of time.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
For you don't even do that. He knows better because
if he gives me a trash suggestion.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
For six months when I when I was producing the
Crool show Adam for he had the philosophy that I
should always watch everything that he watched so so he
can go so he can do you, I think, huh,
I know, well, yeah, I know Garrett to do it
too well. For a weird reason, it was his his
by the way, happy birthday, mister Carolla. Oh he would uh,
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he would have me come into work and then he
would make sure he would test me if I watched it.
Just asked me questions about the episode of TMZ last
night on Fox, which I don't airs right before the
nightly news or something. It's oh no, it's like at
seven pm on Fox, like that's what that's when it airs.
And he would quiz me about it and then make
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sure and then see if I noticed the same idio
secretcies in the like weird moments that he noticed, right,
which kind of makes me think, aren't.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
You the comedian?
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Aren't you.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Isn't are people listening because of you?
Speaker 3 (22:34):
You're the one that notices and stuff, And then if
I didn't notice it, then I wasn't really paying attention.
It's very is it is a very and the same
thing with SNL and even like some far Fox News shows.
Bill Maher, of course, yeah, yeah, he would, he would
make me go ahead.
Speaker 7 (22:50):
Does tell you a funny story about now the We
have a new guy. His name is Andrew. He's very competent,
but I am seeing go through the same stuff that
you went through. And he does his job. He does
it well, he does it different than you, he doesn't
do it better. I would take you know, he's good,
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he's competent, and I like him.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
He's different.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
I believe he's older than Chris, but definitely not younger.
You guys could be, no, could be the same age.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
That's right. He got me there.
Speaker 7 (23:34):
But uh so yesterday was Adam's birthday and I go
in and I say, okay, so I got two birthday
cocktail parties built for Adam. The first one just says
Todd bridges and the door slams, and the second one
is his actual birthday cocktail party including wild Bill Hickcock,
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Henry Kissinger, Eddie Harsh from the Black Crows, most important one.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
And he's actually got a pretty decent list.
Speaker 7 (24:09):
And so I say to the producer, I tell Andrew,
I'm like, okay, dude, So I built two of these bumpers.
We're gonna bump in with the Todd Bridges one if
Adam wants to get into it in the segment, we'll
play the second one, which is this real one. And
Andrew looks at me and goes, dude, not now, and
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I go, yep, gotcha, loud and clear, bro, And then
he apologizes to me. He apologizes to me after the show,
and I'm like, dude, I've been here for twenty fucking
years exactly what you're going through.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Don't worry about it. You do not have to apologize
for me. I know this.
Speaker 7 (24:51):
Scene and it was just the same, and it's like, yep,
I'm just you know, I'm seeing another person go through
the ropes and and he's handling it and he's competent,
and I'm I am happy.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
As it's not you, as a person who has given
given countless not Now's yeah, I'm.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
A famous drop on a show as a result of
of that experience, I could.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
I could, Uh yeah, I could completely empathize and relate.
Speaker 5 (25:23):
I guess every once in a while, like right before
an ACS, maybe like ten to fifteen minutes, maybe twenty
right before we started, I'd kind of round the corner
to Chris's office to go over like a couple of
things before the show. And sometimes his hands would kind
of be in his head like this, and he'd look
up and his hair would be like all over, like
up and up, like he'd just been tearing his hair out.
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And I would see him and just go, you know what,
I'll come back later listening.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
If you've ever seen dragon ball Z, Chris's hair would
look a lot like the dragon ball z are.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
It had to makes me go straight super saiyan. Sometimes
he'll uh like I could imagine what Andrew's doing. He
probably got a call from Adam on the way in,
so this is what five minutes before the show, and
he goes, hey, find out how many Japanese guys you
start with the letter A robbed a liquor store in
the last I don't know, ten years. Oh that's so actually,
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And then I'll tell you this and also did you
watch did you watch mar Yeah, you know that nine
minute monologue. Yeah, cut it down to like twenty two seconds,
to make sure you keep all the all the big
big bits in, make sure with all the jokes last.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
That was one of his things. That was one of
his things. Andrew said to me, He said.
Speaker 7 (26:32):
Dude, I'm sorry, man, but I was trying to put
ten pounds of potatoes in a five pound bag.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
I got you, dude, Chris is being generous.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
Sometimes I would get a call from Adam as he
was driving into a show that he was already late for,
and he'd be like, you watched TMZ last night and
be like, yeah, I need to be like, get the
weird part.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
And then he'd hang out.
Speaker 4 (26:55):
And then you and you call him back to try
to figure out exactly what he was talking about.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
He refused to answer. You walk in and be like
is it ready?
Speaker 4 (27:01):
And if the answer wasn't yes, then you the first
twenty minutes of the show, we're going to be about
you being incompetent.
Speaker 7 (27:06):
Well two atoms credit these days, and maybe this is
just his schedule is lightening up a little bit. Those
are no longer phone calls. I show up a half
hour before the show, to set up and take care
of anything I need to take care of there nine times,
nine times out of ten, Adams there and he's been.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
There for an hour.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
That's great.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
And so there's no phone calls.
Speaker 7 (27:30):
It's a little bit clearer, the communication is a little
bit better.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
We got it for everyone. That doesn't make me want
to kill myself. I'm not crying. Yeah, crying. I'm not crying.
You're crying. No, that's awesome, dude. All right. So anyway,
so I was thinking about those Costco.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Guys, Yeah, and Dawson saying that buying a double chunk
chocolate chip cookie.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
With no double chunk chocolate cookie.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
But by the way, Dawsin, if you have if you
have six of those, you're having twelve, twelve servings of
chunks in that. But so you're so the double chunk
chocolate cookie. I'm just saying, like, if you're just buying
Costco products that they like, are you supporting them? I
don't think that's true. I can have a chicken, of
course it's not true, but it does. But no, but
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I do think about it. Can you eat can you
eat that and eat and eat a chicken bake and
not think of those guys or just think.
Speaker 7 (28:23):
It's oh I will now I don't eat the chicken bakes.
I don't you know how much fucking salt MSG is
in those things.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
There are those I heard is not bad for you,
it's not good for you. Well, well, whoever told you
that is? It's wrong?
Speaker 1 (28:42):
It's not all my Chinese friends told me it's like
it's awesome. It's not. It's uh.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
I think I've heard that like it's it's studies have
shown I've heard.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
I've heard also that it is not as bad as
it was once made out to be in like the
late nineties and early ye.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Yeah, this is a.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
G company and they told me that it's totally good
for you, so right, it's all it's all a skateboard company,
Yeah it is.
Speaker 7 (29:10):
What does MSG stand for? Not Madison Square Garden, No clue?
Speaker 1 (29:14):
What something modo sodium glutamate.
Speaker 7 (29:18):
Glue, tomate good? Yeah, thank you? What's a skateboard It's
not a skateboard company. It just sounds like it should.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Be, okay, because there's d g K. That's that's the
closest thing. Kids.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Sounds like I don't know MSG all right anyway, So
I was thinking of that like Jaeger kind of had
that right, Like you couldn't drink Yeager at places without
being associated with a certain kind of person.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
But I like Yeger.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Someone who likes to get wasted.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
Just gonna ask, like, who's actually a person?
Speaker 2 (29:48):
An alcoholic dude?
Speaker 1 (29:50):
I have said?
Speaker 7 (29:52):
I mean, yeah, when there there are two kinds of
people who shoot Yeger, fucking seniors in high school and alcoholics.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
What about sipping? Because I've sipped a Jaeger.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
That's dumb.
Speaker 7 (30:06):
Why prolonged? Why prolong that it's supposed to hurt. No,
that's the thing about alcohol. That's the reason why when
we have our first beer or our first shot or whatever,
it tastes like shit. Your body telling you this is
not good for you. When you smoke your first cigarette
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when you're thirteen years old, you cough, it's bad for you.
But that's why I continued smoking, because I'm tougher than that.
I can get past that.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Exactly, you know, I don't know. Unfortunately, Yeager's become the
nickelback to me. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
I feel like I just need a champion. All these
things that people are just they just have the wrong
idea about No.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
No, they've got the right one about it.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
So maybe we all maybe we all sit down listen
to some Nickelback, some.
Speaker 7 (30:58):
Nipple back, nipple gack.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Jesus Chris, sorry, my mind, my mind is obviously somewhere else.
Speaker 7 (31:08):
I got this joke. I don't want to work into
a set. I don't want to work this jerk joke
into a set. But I don't know where. But it's
like I miss, you know, I miss like things were everywhere,
like things disappear, like things were everywhere like in the nineties,
like Foster Freeze and Nickelback's.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
There was something there. There's something.
Speaker 7 (31:32):
I don't know where it fits, and it's just right
now and non sequitor.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
Well, speaking of Nickelback and you guys, just maybe the
next meetup, we just have a little listening party to
This is how you remind me we're trying to sell
people on the meat up sip on some jaeger.
Speaker 7 (31:49):
Together, let's do some nibble gack. Nipple back is actually
doing it on the strippers boobs. That's called nibble gack.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
That's disgusting.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Now, way to put that, way to put that next
to our our description now the explicit All right, there's
a couple of things I want to get into before
before we move on.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Kaylin and Dawson.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Well, actually I'll start with Dawson because he Dawson has
a life lesson that he wanted to share that everybody
regarding business cards, and Kaylen just had some business cards
made up, which I hope you will share with us
your design here because I want to make sure that
it's the most effective. So let's listen to Dawson's life lesson.
Speaker 5 (32:33):
And maybe to go get it out of my car.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Yeah, I do.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
I thought about sharing the design for mine too, Kalin,
but then you're giving out your personal information.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
I don't know if that's you don't have to.
Speaker 5 (32:43):
I'm not technically because it's not my personal business card.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Kaitlyn, go get your card.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Well, Dawson, Dawson gives us life lesson, I'll relay a
lesson to you perfectly, all right.
Speaker 7 (32:55):
Okay, So I made business cards a month to go
because everyone asks for them, Everyone fucking asks.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
You have the card stood the test of time, like,
there's always other ways to keep in touch promotional items,
and yet business cards, for some reason, it just seems
like an ancient, ancient form of remembrance for.
Speaker 7 (33:18):
People you know, if you just trade a phone number
with someone in a business situation, you trade a phone
number with someone, the only way they're going to remember
you is if they remember you, because they'll put the
name in the phone. Maybe they'll put the thing you
guys were talking about, the chances of them finding you
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on their own after you've just exchanged numbers go to
nearly zero. They don't remember your name, they don't remember
the interaction.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Happens to me all the time.
Speaker 7 (33:51):
You're able to give them a card, they have this
tangible piece that will remind them. This is how so
your business card has to be memorable. It has to
be something that stands out. Yeah, So Sunday morning, I
woke up. It's a great start to the story. When
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you don't wake up, it's not good. Sunday morning, I
get up. I checked my text and it wasn't Sunday morning.
It was Sunday at one because I went out with
my drummer, Rain and Bosio and played pinball on Saturday night.
Nice and then we got back to my house and
drank till five o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
In eight cookies.
Speaker 7 (34:34):
No no, no. The I got the sugar from the alcohol,
so get up at one check my phone. I got
a text from Greg Fitzimmons and Greg had asked me
three weeks ago if I would host for his show
at the Irvine Improv on Sunday, May twenty fifth.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Nice. Hell yeah.
Speaker 7 (34:57):
So I check the Irvine Improvs website. There's no Greg
fit Simmons and I'm like, okay, maybe he just didn't.
You know, he said he was going to call the
club and make it happen. Maybe he didn't make it happen.
Greg texts me Sunday and says, by the way, the
show's at the Brea Improv.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
You're still on right And I'm like, yeah, dude, I'll
see you there.
Speaker 5 (35:20):
Man.
Speaker 7 (35:21):
So I'm leaving for the for the club and I
see business cards and I just grab a stack of them.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
It's like four or five, throw them in my pocket.
You never know after the show and I did well.
It was it was. It was a good night, wonderful.
Speaker 7 (35:41):
After the show, Greg and I are standing in the
kitchen at the Bray Improv talking to the booker and
waiting for our checks. I got paid, which was fucking nice,
Like third time I've been paid for stand up and
I've reached into my pocket and I hand the book
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or the business card, but I hand it to him like.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
This, how are you uh?
Speaker 2 (36:12):
If you ever have.
Speaker 7 (36:13):
I don't show it to him like this, but I
show him this side first, and we're.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
Looking at Dawson's cartoon face smoking a cigarette with a
red bandan on his face, and it looks like a
pirate like the T shirt design you've seen you wear,
blue background.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
It's nice looking, a nice looking business card, Dawson.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
I hand the card to him.
Speaker 7 (36:34):
I say, if you ever have a feature dropout, or
you ever need a host, I will be here.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Just call me.
Speaker 7 (36:41):
And the first thing he says is, dude, this is
the greatest business card I have ever fucking seen in
my life. And I'm like, thank you, thank you. He goes,
I will call you and then we get our checks.
We say goodbye. He's now looked at the card and
it says Mike Dawson has my phone phone number, and
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the only.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Description says dude, who gets shiped done.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
QR still.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
QR code. It's fine, that just goes to my website.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
I love it all right, Dawson tells me.
Speaker 7 (37:20):
Me and Gregor leaving the club. He tells me two
more times, two more times. This is the greatest card
I've ever seen in my life. I will call you,
and I said, sweet, So I believe that I'll get
a call from the Irvine Improv trouble Brea Improv.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Sorry. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:42):
And by the way, Dawson, next time you're down there,
especially if you're with a friend, like I thought about you,
give me a call.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
I'm down. I could have been there in ten minutes.
You guys, for sure.
Speaker 7 (37:51):
I didn't think about you until I'm driving through Brea
and it's you know, a little bit before the show,
and I'm Mike.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
At sure next time, I'd love to come support.
Speaker 4 (38:04):
But that's a great business card, min Mine is far
more boring because mine is for my corporate business that
I work for, and it's you know, all the cards
are kind of uniform, but for yours, I mean, that
is just a perfect card for someone like you.
Speaker 7 (38:15):
And it's uh and because it has a color to it, yeah,
it's easy to find.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
It sticks out.
Speaker 7 (38:22):
And when somebody you give a card like this too,
they'll put it in their jacket pocket or their pants
pocket and then a month later they're doing their laundry
and this is the thing of a business card. They're
doing their laundry, they find this fucking thing in their pocket.
All of a sudden they remember. They're like, oh fuck,
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yeah I met this dude. I was impressed by him.
I need to make contact.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Yeah, yeah, for sure, love it, love it.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Life tip. Make a good business card that stands out
put Oh well.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
I mean that's that.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
But the real tip is put your face on it
and use at least one explit a bit exploit tip.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
But I've got to say, Dawson, it's very reminiscent of
perhaps the best business card of all time, which of
course is Mark Zuckerberg's that said I'm CEO, bitch nice.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
Uh well, I do love your business card, Dawson. What
is that a Robin's Egg blue? I can I can
see the color to it. It's beautiful.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Yeah. Yeah, it was a copy and paste from you know.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
Good looking card. Hey, and let's yeah, I'm pumped. That's
that's a great idea. Rounded corners, to which I like.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
I hate. I hate those those corners that are just.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
You know, no paper, no paper.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Sometimes I like the I like the corners a little
bit something or something you chop something up. Uh, Kaelin.
You got you ka, just catch the business cards made up?
How many? How many times is your face on it?
Speaker 5 (39:53):
Zero?
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Wow? Controversial? Yeah, your face isn't well.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
You know, your face is only good with a beard.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Hold on there, dead fish.
Speaker 5 (40:03):
But there is someone else's face on it.
Speaker 4 (40:08):
Okay, here's his dad's face. Hold on, Yeah, what's fooling about.
You've got the QR. I will say, you're plugging your podcast.
I get the things.
Speaker 5 (40:17):
I can't see you behind my card, Chris, I will say.
Speaker 4 (40:21):
I'm feeling a little little left out of the QR
code part of this, because mine does not have a
QR code on it, which now feels like a missed opportunity.
Speaker 7 (40:28):
Actually, I'm thinking about making a new list of cards
that have no QR code, no phone number, just Mike Dawson,
dude who gets shipped done. And then when you get
a card, when you give a card to somebody, card
to somebody, they got it. They got to make the
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effort to find out who the fuck you are, how
to get in touch with you. And then like if
I host a night, when I host at the comedy
club and somebody says to me, and this happens every
now and then do you do audio books?
Speaker 2 (41:04):
Yes? I do. What's your name? How do I find you?
Speaker 7 (41:08):
I'd like to be able to give them a card
that doesn't have my phone number on it. Mmm, So
I'm probably gonna make a list of these with just
my name on it.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
What you do and then find me?
Speaker 3 (41:20):
I'll tell you the move you gotta but you gotta
carry a pen with you, so when you give them
the card, like, hold on, let me write my personal
number on here and just get that extra me.
Speaker 5 (41:28):
The other day, I think when I was getting my
hair cut and my beard done, the guy the barbers
I was like, hey, I'm thinking about starting a podcast.
You got a business card And I was like, oh, yeah, totally.
And I grabbed this one that doesn't have any info
and I had to write down all my info on
the back of it so you can contact me.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
That's actually a good move.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
Well, it is a good move. About it's a good move.
Ike's handwriting, though it might turn it off.
Speaker 5 (41:50):
Yeah, he hasn't called since I got it done. Is
the E backwards? I'm left handed, all right, handicap.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
But yeah, I mean that that's a move too, dost
like I've seen I've seen ones where like they have
a lines like where we met and you write it
in there too, Like people, people.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
Have gotten pretty creative. I like the rounded edge.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
Your business card doesn't need to be a mad lip
let's calm down. I yeah, I have one for my music.
It's like it has three QR codes on there.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
Does one of them go to your Instagram? Please? Yeah? Okay, good?
Speaker 2 (42:26):
That's q Are you insane?
Speaker 3 (42:28):
I know it's it's too many. It's too it's too many.
You really want one action from people? And I gave
him three. Well, it's and I just leave him out
when I'm playing, so they just pick it up. Like
either I can email him, I can find him on
on social media, or I could venmo him a tip
and just one of the three, or do all three,
which has happened as well. All right, well, anyway, good
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tips from from all you guys. I what do you
What are your thoughts on like irregularly shaped business cards
like the square or the circle?
Speaker 7 (42:59):
Not a fan me either, No, it should be at
least in the shape and form of a business card.
Speaker 5 (43:05):
Yeah, I actually do like those rounded tips. I'm gonna
I'm gonna send that note on through my dad. Hey,
on the next round. Yet make I got a boring
gray background. I'm hearing all this pencil peppercorn talk. I'm like,
I gotta change, I gotta I got my.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
Star of your show making you business cards.
Speaker 5 (43:21):
No, he's making him. He's making himself business cards, because
he was handing them out at comic cons. And I
don't know if I talked about when I went to
Mark Anaheim Comicnucking Smart and I was like, hey, I'm
right down the street. I'll come by and I'll He's like,
all right, can you hand out the cards? And so
since he's busy, like talking with the fans, and he
talks to them for a long time, like more than
I thought, I was like, I think you're spending too much.
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There's a lot of people waiting. You're spending way too
much time talking to these people. But I'm able to
go through and hand it out to people and give
it to people. He was like, Oh, this is really good.
I like it. So I'm going to be going down
to the San Diego Comic Con in July. Dude down
there too.
Speaker 7 (43:55):
Yeah, I have a little tip for you. You know the
poster that you gave us all in how your dad sign, Yeah,
make that his Johnny Ringo portrait. Right, they got the
front of the business card and then on the back
QR code name of the podcast.
Speaker 5 (44:14):
Well that's kind of what he wants to do on
the next one. Is so like what he was doing.
He was doing this and then he was signing the
back of them for the fans. But he's like on
this one. On the next round, he's going to get
him made up where he's got like Johnny Ringo, Kyle Reese,
you know, probably Aliens something like that. So on the
who is this guy?
Speaker 7 (44:34):
If you put on the on the other side of
the card the qr R code and then just falling
about with Michael Bean and then he can still sign over.
Speaker 5 (44:43):
That he can We're going to be putting like a
couple of his.
Speaker 7 (44:48):
Or he could sign the front his picture of Johnny Ringo.
That would be even better. Have him sign the front
where the portrait of Johnny Ringo is.
Speaker 5 (44:57):
Well, it's a card, so like the front is the back,
in the back is front exactly.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
All right, Chris, you're trying to tell a story about how.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
People want to display the front.
Speaker 3 (45:06):
All right, Well, anyway, look, I'm glad, I'm glad Dass
that your business card was so effective.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
It was for the first time in my life.
Speaker 7 (45:15):
And don't feel bad if you're making business cards and
none of them are really cool, because I'm fifty one
years old and this is the seventh or eighth round
of business cards that I made, and I think I
finally cracked the code.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
I think you have too. I love it. I want one.
All right, Well, look, why don't we.
Speaker 3 (45:39):
Go around the horn get our plugs and then we'll
start the Patreon recording so and then yeah, we'll.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
Get going with that.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
So I'll start over there in North Hollywood, California.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
Mike Dawson.
Speaker 7 (45:51):
There was a comment in the Bobo Boy Army page
on Facebook. Somebody had said that they put my record
on and listen to it and they loved it. And
it's really fucking nice when people say that. And then
someone else commented, have you heard the first record? Well,
(46:11):
if you haven't heard the first record and you have
a CD player, I would like to.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
Give you that first record, but.
Speaker 7 (46:23):
I will add in five of these stickers, five stickers
my first CD, twenty five bucks that include shipping. We'll
do it on Venmo at Los Angeles, it'll come in
a small package. Five stickers, my face dude, and my
(46:45):
first record, which is fantastic and it's on CD and.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
Sweeten the poppy right a little bit. Throwing five of
those business cards too for the malimoney for your twenty
five dollars deal.
Speaker 7 (47:01):
Oh, you don't need five business cards, but I will
give you well, i'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 7 (47:08):
I'll give you one business card and it has my
phone number on it.
Speaker 5 (47:11):
Oh, if you put all four of them together, like
in a stack, it'd be kind of cool. It'd be
kind of like Andy Warhol type thing. It would kind
of look kind of do Actually.
Speaker 3 (47:19):
For my plug for fifteen dollars, I will burn you
that album and I actually.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
Know and full.
Speaker 3 (47:30):
Text, and I will give you Mike Dawson's number as well.
I have that, so I have that stuff. Save you some,
save you some dough here, and for.
Speaker 4 (47:36):
Mine for ten dollars, I have a dropbox thing for you.
You don't even have to wait for the physical thing.
I'll come straight to your phone with Mike Dowson's number attached.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
No kidding, Hey, marketing one on one man, We gotta
you know.
Speaker 7 (47:49):
Put the stickers you can't get a sticker through dropbox, can't.
Speaker 3 (47:54):
You can't get it. Actually, I just screenshot. I screenshot
you holding that up. You will get a sticker.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
Now, all right, let's uh calun will we plug for you? Wait?
We know, hold up your business.
Speaker 5 (48:07):
You're part of the videos here. Just scan the QR
code here, it'll take you to our YouTube channel. And
now just one about fun.
Speaker 7 (48:13):
I was just gonna try it, dude. Oh here, yeah,
try it works.
Speaker 5 (48:17):
I'll tell you about our episode this week is my
dad talking about his time working on the Mandalorian almost
getting cast an avatar.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
And uh, I just subscribed.
Speaker 1 (48:27):
There we go.
Speaker 5 (48:28):
Oh yeah, that kind of bummed. It took you this
long time.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
I just subscribed to I'm sorry for the record. It works.
Subscribed subscribe. I didn't even have to click one out
of all three of you.
Speaker 5 (48:40):
Is like, okay, but uh, it's a fun show. Justcribscribe
months ago and do it on Spotify too. Love it Apple,
and Kaitlyn's on this show a lot. So if you're
loving killing on this show, you're gonna love that show.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
And you hate wire organization by all means on YouTube, Yes.
Speaker 5 (48:56):
I might have a tech guy coming to the studio
pretty soon to help me out a little bit.
Speaker 1 (48:59):
He's gonna beat you up. Yeah, I just want to
make people cry. I get it.
Speaker 4 (49:04):
Canon Gary, what about you? Patreon, Patreon dot com, Slash Watercooler.
Speaker 7 (49:10):
Twenty five Mallow money, new subscribers, we all shave live
on a meetup.
Speaker 4 (49:15):
Sure, that's definitely a thing, and uh, I encourage everyone
to go watch Super Troopers. You can enjoy our movie
club that's coming next week. And thank you guys all
for be scary.
Speaker 5 (49:26):
Come on, Starship Troopers.
Speaker 4 (49:31):
I was hoping we can do an noble feature whatever,
an interesting movie, all right, and then I agree, I
can't wait.
Speaker 1 (49:40):
I can't wait to talk about that movie with you guys.
And then ask for me.
Speaker 3 (49:43):
I'm playing Marina Wine first Saturday of every month, and
yeah in Long Beach, and I thought my head, oh yeah, subscribe.
It's called residency, all right. That will do it for
the Steps of Arc. We'll be back for Patreon. Thanksgiving
everybody for listening.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
We love you. Goodbye,
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