Put Toothpaste on It (#513)

The guys chat about snowboard goggles, LOTR, and pimple patches.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
Hey, welcome water Cooler.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Thank you so so much, you the listener for tuning
in and hanging out with us. We appreciate it, we
always do, and we know you have a lot of
choices for podcasts. We thank you for listening to us
at this moment because I'm sure maybe the we other
ones will put us. But I have low self esteem. Okay,
you know how it goes. I, Chris Locks, want to
kick it with my crol digital butts of yesteryear on

(00:34):
this show with me today.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
All the way in Austin, Texas, we have Matt Fondelier, Hey, brother,
Hi Matt.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
And then all the way in Orange County, California, it's
Gary Smith, Suck, what's up? And in Long Beach, California,
like myself, it's Kaylen Bean, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Hi Kylin? Hi Chris Hey.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
And then lastly, but not LEASTI in what looks to
be his h some will abode his garage with the
wood wood lined wood, palate lined walls in No Ho Ca.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Mister Mike Dawson, I'm just getting settled into the air chair,
looking forward to the next few hours we'll have together
on this marathon of podcasting. Commonly known as the water cooler.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Hey, Chris, I have a questioning that to me for free.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Dawson.

Speaker 5 (01:25):
Okay, go ahead, Mary, Chris, I don't think you were
on when I told the guys the answer to this question.
So I wanted to see if if you could guess
how long you know roughly where I live in southern California.
How long do you believe it would take to get
there on a weekday, if you left the middle of
Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills at three thirty in the afternoon.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
I would say, okay, Rodeo Drive Beverly Hills to your.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
House in Orange County. Yeah, on a give.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
On a Tuesday, a Tuesday after in a three thirty
three thirty December night, I would say probably seven minutes
before we started recording, you were on.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
God damn came fast enough.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
I wouldn't have wouldn't have done this bit if I
had known you were there with your camera off.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
God damn. It reversal everything.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
But yeah, how long did it take?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Gary? That's great? Yes, anding there, Chris, thank you.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
How long did it take?

Speaker 1 (02:23):
It took about almost three hours, don't ye little.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
That's what I would have guessed.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Now I will say this Gary, because I have went
from and Kaylin as well, h very long commutes every day.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah, I yeah, and for.

Speaker 6 (02:44):
Still it's like decades, still still happening.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah, it's still happening to Kaitlin. Not every day. It
still happened with Gary every day, not every day.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Gary is probably it's probably probably even worse because you're
going through downtown.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah, Gary's is. Gary's is the worst, and it always
has been the worst, even when we're cruel. I would
say this was still the worst.

Speaker 6 (03:04):
Because of the volume.

Speaker 7 (03:06):
But going from his area to downtown is definitely easier
than going from a long beach to Somar.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Okay, okay, granted.

Speaker 6 (03:17):
Once a week ago. That's my pond work.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
That's so before I uh, before I left Corolla, I
would do these drives, and for a while they were nice.
It was almost meditative. I could either drive in complete
silence and I'd be totally fine, just me and my thoughts.
I think about some cool stuff. Some cool thoughts would
eventually form.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Listen. I mean I.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Listened to some podcasts weirdly, although sometimes after the Curl Show,
the last thing I want to do is hear people
talking just because it's just that that's I've been doing
that all day at work. So music would work sometimes,
but like for the for the most part, just long
drives and just how to to pass the time mentally,
because after a few years, I remember I would start

(04:05):
just calling Jen and she would call me out, like
you're being a little snippy. And I didn't realize it,
but I was like, I was being how do I
how can I say I was being short without Matt
jumping in and ruining, ruining this story, but but I

(04:27):
was being I was being rudely brief with uh, with
her and and and I started to realize myself. And
then I looked into it, and there's a lot of
studies that link like that link depression and long commutes.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
UH, very tightly. This is terrible news for me. No, Gary,
this is not going to be good. I maybe you
should start pumping your ears for this.

Speaker 8 (04:55):
No, but.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
It and uh and I will, oh, go ahead, Kailin.

Speaker 7 (05:01):
I don't know about you guys, but the morning was
never really that bad. I kind of liked the morning,
getting up and having that time in the car to
listen to podcasts or do whatever it's.

Speaker 6 (05:10):
After work that was.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
In the morning.

Speaker 7 (05:15):
Yeah, and it's fine, and you can listen to whatever
it's once you've been working all day and then you
have to get in a car and sit in traffic
for two hours. I would get home and just lay
in bed for like another half hour. It would just
drain everything I had left in me. So it was
really the drive home that got me every time.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
And still the commute, like now, Chris, my commute, it's
it's a good it's like chill, it's quel probably ideal.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
Are you are you working from home?

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Sometimes sometimes my commute is now.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
I ended up moving to the valley. I used to
live at the Beach. I used to live fucking Plate
l Ray. Life was fucking grand. Yeah, and then I
commuted to fucking Glendale for the podcast. And then for
ten months I went to audio engineering school. So at
nine o'clock in the morning, I'd drive to Alhambra. At

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two o'clock in the afternoon, I'd drive back to Marina
del Rey, and then fifteen minutes late, i'd take my
dog out, get back in the truck.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
And then drive to Glendale and then drive home.

Speaker 6 (06:24):
Oh ew, you do two trips.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
That was for ten months.

Speaker 6 (06:28):
That sucks.

Speaker 8 (06:30):
No.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Look, I mean we're all but.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Then I ended up moving to the valley because it's like,
I'm not just because your dog is going to get
your dog out again. Yeah, because I'm not leaving my
dog alone for eight hours or ten hours or whatever.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Yeah, I mean and just bring him to work.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Well, we're all no stranger to the long commute. We've
been doing it for years. Maybe not mad, I mean
he no one really knows his flip flops.

Speaker 8 (06:52):
If I were to drive for three hours, I could
do a road trip to San Antonio and back again,
which is not close.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
So see, I think your match.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
You're in the only other state that can kind of
match our commute time, except you're covering The people in
Texas cover a fuck load of ground on their commute,
whereas we just sit in traffic.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
And at least you get a BUCkies man some in
between in between cities like that, so you can get
some you get some sweet pull over for some text Max,
some beaver Nuggies.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
And I hear the drunk driving laws are pretty lax.
It's like, just keep it on the road, bro.

Speaker 9 (07:29):
I mean, I think we've covered this before.

Speaker 8 (07:30):
They have drive through Margarita's and they just put a
little piece of tape over the straw exactly conracs optional.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
So so anyway, since I started doing the shorter commute, though,
like I'm walking into the house and it's just it's
like every day is a musical.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
It's just freaking hair spray when I walk in, Like, hello,
my baby, I'm walking on such.

Speaker 9 (07:53):
And obviously you just saw the show.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
I've never exact excerpts. Actually, like the movie, I've never seen.

Speaker 9 (08:00):
A fantastic movie.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Good thank you. I saw it in theaters and I
was like, I remember bad my breath.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
What is wrong with this generation?

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Oh? Okay, well anyway here I can accept.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
That you you were forced to sit through it or something,
but you saw it in theaters.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Okay, we're gonna get. We'll get what's wrong with my generation?
Just a moment, I just have to. I need we've
we've gotten to it, We've gotten to wait. Hold on,
I need to make Gary feel mystery. I't make Gary
feel better. Gary, hit me. I actually have nothing to
make you feel better. I'm worried about you.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
Gary.

Speaker 8 (08:38):
I do put on the soundtrack for Hairspray, the movie.
Oh well, in your next three hours, you'll get to
hear the entire show. Yeah, I mean that's the idea.
I don't know if that's a winning recipe, but I'm
not unwilling to give it a try.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
You don't even need to put if physical music helps, Yeah,
you don't even need to put on the soundtrack. Just
put on the whole audiobook and you'll finish it half
way through the to your drive. I'm sorry I should
not have be I look, I know how, I know
how soul crushing it is. That's why it's just, uh
so when I hear when I hear the three and
a half or three hour drive one way, it's weird.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
Gary.

Speaker 8 (09:16):
Do you enjoyed the new season of Stranger Things? I
assume you watched the entire thing while your car was driving.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
You to and from work. No, in fact, did not
consume any video during that drive. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (09:27):
Today was just Today was particularly bad because I I
made a mistake and I had to go to downtown
first thing, and then I had to drive from downtown
to Beverly Hills, and then I had a very nice
lunch to celebrate Christmas with my company, and then I
had to drive from Beverly Hills to my house and
Beverly Hills to my house is just basically about the
worst commute in all of southern California if you're gonna

(09:49):
have to do it at rush hour.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
So it was just unlucky. But it's all good. Will
be better. I I will be driving up to Glendale tomorrow, Doss.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
Yes you will. I will be seeing you there.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yeah, so you got the invite?

Speaker 4 (10:03):
Huh? I saw you guys get an invite.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
All My boss's calendar too good.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
I'm having March, going to be there, and no slight
on you carried. That's what I'm just I was wondering
as Mark.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Harry's podcast right now, like he just he just he
just finished a three hour drive.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Since we're just we're right at Dawn Barn, right at dawn.
I'm fucking here for it.

Speaker 5 (10:31):
I will say that I'd forgotten about these podcasts until
about halfway through that drive, and when that hit me
with a pretty sombering realization that as I watched my
ETA tick up from five fifty to six twenty. But uh,
you know what, here we are, baby, We're gonna fucking
make some funny let's go.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Let's go. Yeah, anyway, dos I saw Hairspring theaters. That's
my friends. She loved musicals.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Okay, oh, okay, okay, there you go. That's a good excuse.
But Matt just gave me another thing is wrong with
your generation, and that is stranger things. First, Oh my god.
First of all, the first season it was so horrible.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Okay, fat.

Speaker 10 (11:13):
Kids, that's that is the problem. That is the problem
is you think it's fun. It's not, daw not one
we are. That is not our generation. That is a
much younger generation than the other four guys on this
podcast number two.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
The show is awesome, dude.

Speaker 6 (11:30):
I mean, it's really good.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
I'm having a great time.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
I just I can't If all of you guys like it,
that's what's wrong with you.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
I know, I wouldn't say I like that.

Speaker 9 (11:40):
That's logic. If all of you guys like it, it
must be terrible.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
No.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
I watched the first season because of the hype, and
it was the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
I wouldn't say. I wouldn't never seen a frame. So
what does that, dude to us? Oh?

Speaker 4 (11:53):
Good, I like you more.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Okay, congratulate.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
I wish you were coming to the Christmas.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
I do a plus one if you want to roll
h I think for both of us image Kayleen, Uh yeah,
I got stuff. I don't like stranger things. I wouldn't
say I like it. I would say I love it, Dawson,
I just I understand it's very very good.

Speaker 7 (12:25):
I was gonna say, I was gonna say I like it.
I don't love it like it's a fun show. I'm
not obsessed with it like I am slow Horses, but
I did it's a fun show.

Speaker 4 (12:34):
I think so KA like it.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
I love it, and Matt has got to have it.
Those are Coldstone sizes? Okay, got it?

Speaker 4 (12:43):
Carry I would marry fuck and kill it.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Nice by the way I'm going.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Remember I said I wouldn't order I wouldn't order like
that that one coffee drink.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
What was it called?

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Like yum and pretty and yum or some yum tastic?
I forget what it was.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
Ordering a extra large cold Stone ice cream when it's
called the size is got to have it is super
embarrassing too.

Speaker 6 (13:06):
So why are you getting an extra large fucking cold Stone?

Speaker 1 (13:09):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
It's just ice cream ice creamer. You know they sell
ice cream at Ralph's, right?

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Did you not hear the first part of this podcast,
I got nothing but time.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
Baby.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
I want somebody to mix that for me. I want
you to mix that and that, and they're right in
front of me. And then I wanted I want you
to sing. I want you to to give me a
little a little too. And afterwards, all right, speaking of
this generation dos generation? So right before the show heated up,
Gary looked at my face and said, did Benny get
you there's a scratch on your face, whereas I responded, no,

(13:45):
this is a pimple on my cheek.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
It's just a brand new, super deep ZiT that like
I felt like three days ago, and I'm like something,
Can I tell you what to do with that? Storm
is coming?

Speaker 6 (13:57):
We are we already got the answer, we already gave you.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
Well, sir, Yeah, wait, we'll we'll we'll talk about the
answer in just a moment. Because this is what I'm
talking about as far as generation, a generational divide, and
I think this is a generational divide. What do you
do when you have a blemish acne, a big, a
big o z it and Dawson, I imagine your way

(14:20):
is a lot different than what Caitlin is going to suggest.
So let's start with you probably what do I do?
Because it is right in the just smack dab in
the middle of my.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
Face immediately after this show.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Do you have any white toothpaste, regular like standard toothpaste?

Speaker 6 (14:36):
Starting so strong?

Speaker 4 (14:37):
I no, I mean just just the standard. What I'm
saying is no gel, no gel toothpaste, toothpaste. Okay.

Speaker 5 (14:50):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
What you do is you put white standard toothpaste on it,
a big fucking clump and it'll start to dry it out.

Speaker 9 (14:59):
Okay, this is like during this podcast.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
Should do right now, dude, I I should.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
I had one like six months ago, and I went
and I went, I had one of my nose and
I went and I had to talk to my neighbor
and he's looking at me weird the whole time. And
I get back in my house and I go take
a leak, and I glanced in the mirror. I'm like, oh,
that's why I was looking at me weird. I got
toothpaste all over my nose.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Ah, Okay, toothpaste is kind of like it was the
old school hack, right, Like I remember.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
Telling you whatever, do not cut your do not cut
into your face, do not fucking squeeze it. You can
do serious damage. I damaged my face a few times
by playing with ship kids.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Thank you for that one too.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Now, I toothpaste is an old hack because I remember
even back in the day. Yeah, they would say, put
toothpaste on your zip and it would help.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Also like Coldgate.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
Yeah, like fucking standard Colgate toothpase.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
But no gel that don't don't. Don't you get the
jelly one.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
It won't do the same thing.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Also, when my CDs would skip, that was like a
trick people would do, like, oh yeah, just rub toothpaste
on the bottom of that.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
Oh really, I never heard that one. Because that works.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
That was a big one.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
But does it?

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Did it work all my CD my CD books smelled
like mint? But did it work?

Speaker 5 (16:19):
It sort of works sometimes because the theory was that
if there were scratches that the toothpaste would like fill
in the grooves and it would make the thing be
able to read it easier.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
But like, no, it won't spin and make it like vinyl.
It's not like reading the grooves though, it's like it's
is it like I don't right, I don't have.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
The bottom line was no.

Speaker 4 (16:38):
Nine out of ten ten Dennists do not recommend doing it.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Although if I was Colgate, I would spread that rumor
did that should be their new ad camp toothpaste put toothpaste.

Speaker 4 (16:52):
On about forty years too late, but yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Yeahs put some toothpaste on that. Well thirty yeah, So well,
let me tell you what.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
The kids are doing now, dos, because my wife does
this and she's she's younger, mean, but she's also more
in tune with generation.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Oh God, really went to extreme there on that one.
Is it?

Speaker 6 (17:14):
Go take some pills.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
They make these things called pimple patches, dos, but now
they make them in fun shapes and colors where you
just go out in public with a Now imagine like
your neighbor. You're talking to your neighbor, and instead of toothings,
it was a heart sticker just right on your nose there.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Yeah, a turtle.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Yeah, Chris, all you gotta do all you got it,
say you get it, get that, put it, put a
gold star on your face, and then just say I'm
doing it for my kid, and no one will ask
any other questions and be like whatever, dude, well.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Look I get it. And it is weird.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
The stigma like yeah, you have a pimple, put something
on it, like don't don't be afraid. Now the if
they wanted me to do, like right, mine's right on
my cheek. Imagine if I just like had a band aid.
You don't need a point a band aid.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Nelly. That what you're saying. I freaking went full Nelly, dude, Like, yeah,
full Nelly.

Speaker 6 (18:13):
Yeah, I mean that's a perfect spot for that's the spot.

Speaker 5 (18:18):
If you put put the Nelly thing on, I would
just think you're awesome. I wouldn't think twice. I would
just beIN like that guy rules interesting.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
So I mean there there are other ones you could
you could put on too that that actually might look
a little better.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
But so Jen's like, just put this on. I'm like,
I'm not doing that. No, just put who cares?

Speaker 4 (18:37):
Everybody gets like, look who cares?

Speaker 3 (18:40):
People nowadays we look at it and we're like, no
one's gonna say anything because they're like, it's old. We're
not in fucking high school anymore. He's wary, has a
fucking pimple.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
It still happens, You're dolly right Tos, But I will
say I'm not ready yet. I just I can't know.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
That's why.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
That's why immediately after the show's start with White toothpaste,
sleep with it on if you can reapply it in
the morning, and then.

Speaker 6 (19:05):
How's that going to work with your sleep? Abney masks?

Speaker 4 (19:07):
Though?

Speaker 6 (19:07):
Is that gonna get all?

Speaker 4 (19:09):
That's probably how it has That is probably how it happens.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
That is probably od guy gets a goddamn fucking bleach.
I would soak that thing in bleach right now.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
You know, they just make replacement masks, Dude, I could
just do that, but you know, I just just get
one of those. I remember in I want to say
tenth tenth grade. Look, high school is not easy for
any of us.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Oh wait, you know, let's let's get let's get a
joke corner. We're gonna put a pause on this. I
do have a story, but I want I know Gary Jr.
Is chomping at the bit.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
Is a tell the kid we can give him four
he's a new Christmas four minutes.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Joke corner.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
He's walking in right now. Pull shirt, Spider Man, come on, like, wow,
what are you showing this kid?

Speaker 4 (19:57):
All right, let's go.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Jo's here. I want to hear a joke Claus have
but but from the top, start over at the top.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
What does Santa Claus have but missus clause does it?

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (20:14):
Ball?

Speaker 1 (20:14):
I think of one thing? What is it? Jingle? That's
way better.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
He's good joke, good joke.

Speaker 5 (20:30):
Yeah, from the book fair, doing a little show and
telling the cards he got from the book fair.

Speaker 4 (20:36):
All right, you gio.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
From Chick fil A. He went to Chick fil A
and the Mighty Duck was there. Nice was like, Yeah,
that's a hockey. But I could teach knuckle puck one day.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
That's pretty awesome, dude.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Hard to be accurate, but it drives goalies crazy. All right.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
That sounds like you're sounded like he was speaking with
like a Swedish accent there at the top.

Speaker 8 (20:59):
Though, what Dawson, you're you're in the comedy game. How
would you feel if you were open mic and you.

Speaker 4 (21:05):
Pose a question taking it all wrong.

Speaker 9 (21:09):
And soon of the audience?

Speaker 3 (21:11):
Just that The problem I have at my age with
my vocal tone is every time I say something, it
sounds like I'm being a dick, and I wasn't.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
Then.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
I was just saying it sounded like he was speaking
with an accent at the top, and I was like, oh,
is he doing like a Swedish chef?

Speaker 4 (21:32):
Thing? Is this part of the joke. No, he just
he's getting there. It's my control, you know, vocal that's
a big thing, you know.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
But hey, I love it.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
It was a good joke, all right.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Well I did love that too.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
I actually I have not.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
Told his joke on stage yet, but every time I
think about it, it makes me laugh. Why I do
women rub their eyes when they wake up? That was
the funniest fuck joke I heard in a long time.

Speaker 6 (22:02):
I forgot the joke. Can you do it again? Like
you're on stage?

Speaker 4 (22:04):
Okay? Why do women rub the Oh wait, wait, I
got it. You gotta do like this. I found out.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
Recently why women rubbed their eyes when they wake up.
It's because they don't have balls.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
Now, I don't see. Gary Junior had better better delivery
than me.

Speaker 9 (22:24):
He like, set it up, knock it down.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
He cracks me up.

Speaker 7 (22:28):
He also got to really emphasize that punch line. I
remember you pretty much streamed that thing into the microphone.

Speaker 5 (22:34):
You guys all asked him why so, Like he had
the timing down and he was at an advantage.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
I think you can make it worked offs. I think
so too. There's there's there's a world where you can
you can do.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
This all right, So any did I did three shows
in Vegas this weekend. First show was to two people.
Next night we had thirty six people. Uh, dude, I
did fifteen minutes to two people and oh, no.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
Four people. I'm sorry, there were four.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
I think when there's four and they weren't laughers.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
They were they were more.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
Like when it's four people, I wouldn't say you did
fifteen minutes to them. I'd say you did fifteen minutes
at them.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Yeah, I did.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
I did twenty minutes the following night to thirty six people,
and then I did another fifteen minutes to twenty five
people the night after that.

Speaker 4 (23:24):
Nice.

Speaker 9 (23:24):
We got to get those minutes to people averages up, buddy.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
Right right, the ratio is a little out of those six.

Speaker 9 (23:32):
Yeah, that's pretty good.

Speaker 4 (23:33):
It's too people ratio.

Speaker 9 (23:35):
Get those numbers up.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
Yeah, it's got those numbers.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
I've gone.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
I've seen some rookie numbers.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
I've been part of a very sparse crowd for a comedian,
and there when when the laughs are still there, you
can still laugh and it's it's a good time.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
So I think, well, I borrowed one of my friend's
jokes and I say borrowed because I didn't do it
the way he does it. But I would never do
this premise. And yeah, I would never do this premise
any know. But I'm doing a show to four people,
and this guy has a joke where he says, you know.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
Whatever.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
I did a show to four people, and the first
thing I said was, boy, whoever said three is a
crowd as a fucking idiot.

Speaker 9 (24:14):
That's good, that's solid.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Yeah, I like that, all right.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
So anyway back to my big old pimple on my cheek.
Here the sixth member of Lar Cooler tonight.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
Did you name him yet?

Speaker 2 (24:30):
I don't want to name h because I know I
don't think he's gonna last very long. You know, I
don't want to get too attached. So I remember I
was in tenth grade one time, and yeah, one time
I was in tenth grade.

Speaker 9 (24:45):
When I was people got held back when they were
in it.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Two times, that's right now, bragging, Okay, Yeah, I was
in tenth grade.

Speaker 9 (24:54):
And I how many times?

Speaker 1 (24:56):
One time?

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Baby one and done. That's they call it's one and done.
They didn't call me that. Don't tell anybody people call
me that.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Yeah, one and done. Cress and I had a.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
I had a pimple on my nose, and it was
a horrible time because look back then, nobody, nobody would
back then simple patches. Yeah, people actually like, it's just
sucked having a ZiT on your face.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
Right, So now, like in sixth or seventh grade when
you got one, people are like, oh, fuck, dude, you're
getting older.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Yeah, not anymore, no, no, now, But by the time
you're thirteen, it's just generally devastating. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
So I remember I I went through one day with it,
and I was like, oh, this is terrible, this is
just too much, too much anxiety. I got to figure
something out here. So I naturally, uh go into my
mom's bathroom and I find her makeup kit m hm,
and I think she's my she's my similar skin tone complexion. There.

Speaker 9 (26:05):
I just I'm just gonna put some lipstick on it,
totally distract.

Speaker 4 (26:10):
Exactly.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
He goes straight for the straight for the eyeshadow. If
I did my lashes, ye lady on the Drew Carrier
show by the end of it. So so I threw
on some powder foundation the bass layer right.

Speaker 9 (26:29):
Just on that order, am I right?

Speaker 1 (26:30):
I don't know, I don't now, this is not. This
is unbeknownst to my mom. This is just me sneaking.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Look, I need to figure something out before I go
back out there again.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
And I throw some on and I'm looking in the
mirror and thinking, this looks pretty good. It's actually pretty sweet.
This may be, this may be a daily thing. After this,
I'm looking awesome. Wow. And I go to school and
it's AP Spanish. Don't mean to brag, but it was.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
This the day your friend asked you to go see hairspray.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
This is not this is not this is this is
after So yeah, this is a prequel. And I'll say,
how much of that ap Spanish? Did we? Did we recall?

Speaker 4 (27:18):
Zero?

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Dude? Sero not a.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
And and I'm sitting there class going fine, and I
just feel tap on my shoulder and it's the girl
sitting like back in one desk over to me, and
I turn over.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
I'm like hey, She's like, hey, are you wear makeup?
And no, I remember chirring. I'm like and like casually
just fighting. Anybody's waving off me.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
The first person at least that mentioned it to me
was like, oh, I think you're I think there's a
weird makeup And I will say that was a little
more humiliating than the pimple a lesson learned.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Yeah, I can see why kids just wear the patch.
Now I'm going to just wear the star.

Speaker 9 (28:08):
And everyone's fine with this?

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Should it?

Speaker 3 (28:10):
Just as that chick who had a pet lizard. That
chick is a band aid on her nose? Right, so
it's all you know. The chick said I had a
pet lizard name something, and I gave him to my.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
Mom and now he's really happy.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
Are you? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (28:30):
That thing.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Right? Now?

Speaker 3 (28:35):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (28:37):
Are you not familiar with this? Matt, Thank your lucky stars?
Be happy?

Speaker 6 (28:40):
No idea what you're talking about?

Speaker 4 (28:41):
Wait? Good, good for you.

Speaker 6 (28:43):
It's my backup to zero after the stranger things.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
No, because this just this just demonstrates a general unawareness
of culture.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
I can't I'm jealous of you, but I can't give
you points for it.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Yeah, I'll get them back somehow. I'll figure it out
if you.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
If you want an American idol reference, I mean she bangs,
it's just just like boom now reference.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Yeah, so there we go. Kaitlin.

Speaker 6 (29:12):
Yes, how are you doing?

Speaker 3 (29:13):
Man?

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Okay, you're okay, okay, just okay, just okay. Now, last
time I saw you, we were we were riding high
and riding fast, was wasting your black powder, smoke, all
of it, all ghosts of you'd see it, and beautiful,
not even close beautiful graphics. I I I did the camera,

(29:36):
I took pictures. I searched at the sky for a
long guy at the ground, and uh, yeah, so you
you are no longer playing this game.

Speaker 6 (29:47):
I'm no longer playing the game.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
You're over.

Speaker 6 (29:50):
Well, you know, it stopped raining, and so therefore, naturally.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
It's actually super super nice.

Speaker 6 (29:59):
It stopped raining.

Speaker 7 (29:59):
So so now there's a new war bond that came
out for hell Divers. The developers gave us a mini gun,
which is what people have been asking for for a
long long time. So the mini gun patch essentially came out.
We all played it.

Speaker 6 (30:13):
It was great.

Speaker 7 (30:15):
I played it for a day and then I went,
you know what, it's time to take this baby back
to storage. I can't do this, not during Christmas season.
I got a lot of work coming up, a lot
of important work. I cannot be distracted. Good, I need
to take the trip back to storage once again. Game anyway,
it's responsible this season.

Speaker 6 (30:36):
Yes it is. So that's what I did. I took
my PlayStation back to storage. I got there. I was
sad about it, but I knew I had to do it.

Speaker 7 (30:47):
And when I walked up to my unit, I went, huh,
my walk isn't on my storage And I opened it
up and I went, this doesn't look right.

Speaker 9 (31:03):
If it was an empty storage container, I imagine it.

Speaker 6 (31:06):
Was not empty.

Speaker 7 (31:07):
It was my stuff was there, but it was kind
of all over the place and just generally there was
stuff where it shouldn't have been. And yeah, someone fucking
broke into my storage. You know, fucking stole my stuff.
They stole my computer, fuck and mouse. They stole my roadcaster,

(31:28):
microphone camera, they stole they stole my snowboarding helmet and
my goggles which were awesome, but left.

Speaker 6 (31:36):
My snowboard.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
That tough to run with. They can put the helmet
on their head.

Speaker 6 (31:41):
It's in a bag, like they could just put that
on their bag. I don't know what are the.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
People who own this storage unkid time snowboards.

Speaker 7 (31:50):
I will get there. It's pretty fucking easy to sell
snowboard I bought. I bought my gear off offer rep. Anyway,
you could just go.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
On to get it for a junkie youna. I'm a junkie. Ye,
junkies don't sell snowboards.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
No wells. Everything I just bought. I just bought a computer,
a road caster, some microphone. Yeah, I mean I came up.

Speaker 4 (32:15):
I knowoard a good deal.

Speaker 7 (32:17):
Yeah I got you bought another road cast, but you
already have one. You just decided to get a second
one for.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
It was a good deal. Price was right. I'm sorry, man,
So what happened?

Speaker 9 (32:28):
This is sounding like great news?

Speaker 4 (32:29):
Dude?

Speaker 9 (32:29):
You still have your ghost of Yota file I where
you left off.

Speaker 6 (32:35):
Thank god, I did not put that PlayStation back in storage.

Speaker 9 (32:38):
I hope you never do again.

Speaker 7 (32:39):
Learn Oh I'm not putting no, no, no, that storage
is gonna go away. I'm not like stuff left in
there is not worth stealing. I found the broken walk
was inside the fucking thing. So I found that, so
the cops. It's good for the cops to see that
for insurance whatever.

Speaker 5 (32:55):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (32:56):
But just two other little things that they stole that
really hurt me more than like losing my computer, is
they fucking took my Brian Cranston signed Heisenberg Funko pop Doll.

Speaker 6 (33:08):
I had him personally signed for me when he came
into the.

Speaker 7 (33:11):
Corolla show Man, and they also stole my Mandalorian like
challenge coin that Jon Favreau gave me when I went
to the set. He gave me like a challenge coin
that he gives to people, and they stole both of those,
And that fucking pissed me off so bad.

Speaker 6 (33:28):
Because like, I have insurance, so like I put in
a claim, but like I can't.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
You can't replace that stuff. I can't replace that.

Speaker 7 (33:36):
I can replace the computer or snowboarding helb but I
can't replace those things.

Speaker 9 (33:39):
So you should have upgraded to the Mandalorian insurance. What
were you thinking?

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Right?

Speaker 7 (33:44):
But no, Yeah, I called the cops. I mean I
went through a whole thing through the day I left,
I came back, I went to the station.

Speaker 6 (33:51):
They told me to go back. But what cop came out?

Speaker 7 (33:56):
He looked in the unit. He was writing it down,
all right, how much is it all worth? And I
told him, I was like, why the fuck would they
steal my helmet and goggles and not my snowboard. He's like,
they're tweakers. I don't know, They're like they're unpredictable. And
I was like, yeah, okay, well it's it's.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
It's really a bunch of it's carrying stuff. What are
you gonna if you're a junkie, you're not going to
be able to turn over a snowboard, even if it's easy,
you're not going to be able to do it. In
twenty four hours, you're gonna be lugging a fucking snowboard
with you.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Maybe they were skiers.

Speaker 7 (34:25):
So here's the thing I had, Like I had a
big suitcaseines I had a big suitcase, and that's where
I kept all my snowboarding gear in. So what in
the unit, like my pants and my gloves and like
all that stuff was thrown out. So they just kept
the helmet and the goggles and then I think they
put like the roadcaster and the micro and the equipment

(34:46):
and in the big suitcase and then wheeled that.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
Out for him.

Speaker 6 (34:51):
Dude, my snowboards in a you could just carry that sucks.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
The worst part of this klan is if you ever
came across these people, your first question is going to
be why did you take my snowboard?

Speaker 1 (35:05):
First?

Speaker 7 (35:06):
Like, no, it would be where's my fucking Brian Kranston Heisenberg,
Funko pop doll?

Speaker 6 (35:11):
Keep the computer, bitch, Just give that back to me please,
But yeah, no, I would ask him about the snowboard.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
But yeah, they have Do they have video surveillance at
this facility?

Speaker 4 (35:20):
They do?

Speaker 6 (35:21):
They do have video surveillance.

Speaker 7 (35:23):
I haven't The last time I was at that unit
was when I rolled my ankle, So that was at
like the end of September, so I.

Speaker 6 (35:31):
Haven't been there for about two months.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
Yeah, so I, you know, rolled over.

Speaker 7 (35:37):
We go down to the We go into the office
with the cop and he goes, you know, when was
the last time you were hearing us? I think it
was about two months ago, okay, and uh, you know,
he says to the guy at the counter. He goes, hey,
you noticed any kind of suspicious activity lately? Any other
kind of break ins anything like that?

Speaker 6 (35:56):
And no bullshit. The guy behind the counter goes, yeah,
happens all the time.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (36:02):
Did he tell you that when you bought the unit?

Speaker 1 (36:06):
That probably wasn't part of their sales pitch.

Speaker 7 (36:07):
Yeah, he goes, yeah, fucking happens all the time. And
I was like, you gotta be fucking shitting me. This
happens all the time. And the cop goes like, okay,
like do you have access to these cameras and he goes, yeah, yeah,
you can see them right there. He goes yeah, and
he goes behind there and I can see on I
can see on the video feed. He's trying to access
the camera to my hallway and he puts in a

(36:29):
password and it declines and it goes, you got seven
tries left, and he puts in another one. He goes,
you have six tries left, and it gets down to
like four, and he comes back down and he's like, sorry, guys,
I can't don't think I can get into this camera
right now.

Speaker 6 (36:46):
And then the cop goes like he just said.

Speaker 7 (36:49):
Like all right, you know what, if you have the time,
like if you're not busy, maybe you could just look
through that angle over the past whatever, and uh, you know,
let me know if you find anything.

Speaker 6 (37:03):
If not, you know, just just on your own time,
just do that.

Speaker 7 (37:07):
I'm standing there going like, demand's not gonna do it. Yeah,
like listen, even I at the same time, if they
even if they did see the guy fucking stealing, I'm not.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Getting that shipped back. You're not.

Speaker 4 (37:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (37:21):
I told the cop.

Speaker 7 (37:22):
I was like I know that, but he was so
nonchalant about like if you got a couple of minutes,
look through the footage and give me coffee on anything.

Speaker 6 (37:29):
Yeah, right, all right, there's no here.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Here's my number, there's like six digits written down.

Speaker 5 (37:34):
Yeah, every every single person in that conversation knew for
sure that that was not going to happen.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
That sucks.

Speaker 6 (37:43):
At least my PlayStation wasn't in.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
There, regardless of getting So what did you do with
the PlayStation that more importantly.

Speaker 6 (37:48):
Fucking sitting right over there.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Good?

Speaker 6 (37:51):
You can't put it back in the storage?

Speaker 1 (37:52):
You never know? Yeah, absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Now.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
Now this is the real test of self control though,
And I've been because the call is coming from inside
the house.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Yeah, it's your muse, Kalon. But remember I've gone stuff
stolen right out of my right out of the car.
Remember all my all my.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Stuff, my laptop, my Ultimate years.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
You've had stuff stolen in San Francisco, right, Dawson has
had stuff stolen out of his truck, like.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
Stuff stolen from the green room in Buenos Ares at
a concert hall when I was doing sound for Parsons.

Speaker 4 (38:27):
I remember that I had my car, still had my
Ultimate as stolen.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Yeah, it's a very violating Did you get it back?

Speaker 9 (38:36):
I did eventually.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Not researching.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
Yeah, hey, not to play a game of one up,
but uh I can right now. Two days ago, my
mom got a call from her sales rep at Howard Appliance.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
Yeah, they all shut down.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
My mom spent twenty one thousand dollars on appliances, and
all of my research says she might get her money back.

Speaker 5 (39:10):
What Howard like? Out of nowhere? This this was news
at the end of the weekend. Out of nowhere, Howard
decided to shut down every store in California, or at
least southern California.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
I heard that they were bought by another company, So
I told my mom. I said, look, basically, this is
fucking theft as long as they don't file bankruptcy if
someone else owns them, somebody owes you this.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
I'm like, don't let it fucking kill you. But now
you have to settle for home depot.

Speaker 5 (39:38):
Yeah, you need some help in getting you know, a
letter on a powerful letter had written or something like that.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
I think you know who to call love that Rob
Wriggle does.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
Now all I want, all I want is all I
want is uh is is Michael Bean to write a
letter and it ends with fights, not with you holiday.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Oh yeah, you got a lot of powerful friends her
dush so I love it.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
Well, damn, guys, that's such a bummer. That's it's just
a bummer all around. Christmas is ruined. Basically, looks what
we're trying to sell our audience right now. Now, Look
that sucks. Kalon, that sucks.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Offs about your mom and Howard's and Howard Man Howard
the Coward.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
I don't think it was Howard actually, dude, Howard Howard
was thirty years strong, eighty locations in southern California.

Speaker 4 (40:36):
They were a premiere appliance store and they sell the
high end ship.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
And I still think we got basically we got fucking
bass Pro Shopped. Wait, those are still around, I think,
or or or yeah, or Michael's Craft.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Michael's still around too. But I went through basically what
Howard's did.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
Or well, the I think bass pro Shops survived it,
but they still they still got bought.

Speaker 4 (41:05):
Out by a much larger company.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
And the company is it might not be Bass Pro Shops,
but yeah, I feel like Bass pro Shops is killing it.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
Well, there is, I mean, there is a light at
the end of this tunnel for Kailin at least there,
and that is he is heading into the Christmas season,
and he is a tradition which I love, and that
is to watch the Lord of the Rings trilogy extended

(41:35):
extended editions all the way through. Is that including the
that's including the Hobbit series.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
No, no, no, from that's yeah, don't worry. Come on, Chris,
there's the were selective nerds. Okay, if nothing more.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
I I love this. There there is a day in
my life life where I've watched all three movies in
one day. I just sat. Now I don't do that.
I went, but I way Oh.

Speaker 4 (42:08):
Oh Kaylen, I thought that's I thought that.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
Yeah, Kaitlyn, I thought that's what you meant, Mike Lynch
will take one day and watch the extended versions.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
Now do you have the do you have the Do
you have that?

Speaker 6 (42:28):
I would do it right?

Speaker 4 (42:30):
Do you have the bookshelf DVD extendo sets?

Speaker 3 (42:34):
No?

Speaker 6 (42:35):
I have HBO Again, I can watch The Lord of
the Rings.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
Now I have the DVD extended sets.

Speaker 6 (42:42):
Okay, it's okay, I got it.

Speaker 8 (42:44):
I'm just saying, you're watching all these extended editions, that's
like super extended.

Speaker 6 (42:48):
Hey you know what you just go and reddit in
between commercials. That's okay.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
I refused to normal I refuse to watch the normal
ones because the extended thes just so much better, so
much better, so much better.

Speaker 6 (43:03):
And yes, this is a this.

Speaker 7 (43:05):
I don't know when this started, at least maybe three
years ago. I don't know why, but it has now
become a tradition that I need to watch the Lord
of the Rings extended editions at Christmas time.

Speaker 6 (43:16):
Which I have already done.

Speaker 7 (43:17):
I have already done. I finished Return of the King
a couple days ago. That's a four and a half
hour movie.

Speaker 6 (43:23):
It was awesome, and.

Speaker 4 (43:25):
It's so good. It's really so good, so good.

Speaker 6 (43:27):
Just you just look at the practical effects of like
all the orcs. You just missed that, you missed that in.

Speaker 7 (43:33):
Movies these days, Just the real practical effects that they
had in that movie. And yeah, some of the actual
like CGI is a little off, but like it's so
worth it to get those, Like God, just the makeup
on those orcs is just it was so good. It's
so good, it's perfect perfect.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
I imagine that's why your spirits are so high right now, Kalan,
because i'd be pretty drummed out with that whole storage
and I also had.

Speaker 7 (43:56):
After watching it, I did come to the conclusion that
error going is peak man.

Speaker 6 (44:03):
Take that for what?

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Peak peak man, man, oh gosh, peak.

Speaker 6 (44:13):
All fictional works as well, So yes.

Speaker 9 (44:17):
Wait an and fictional characters.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
You're saying, thank you?

Speaker 1 (44:22):
Yeah man.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
The question should we have put should we have put
Eric Horn in Hunger?

Speaker 2 (44:27):
There's a lot of people we probably should have put
in there, a lot of people I probably shouldn't have been.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
In there, but yeah, what happened happened? All right?

Speaker 2 (44:36):
Well, speaking of movies, it is my turn to pick
the movie for movie Club this month.

Speaker 9 (44:43):
Were doing let's.

Speaker 8 (44:44):
Watch The Notebook Christmas movie, Christmas movie.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
I think you know me. I actually I have never
seen The Notebook yet.

Speaker 4 (44:56):
But one day, Chris, you you've won my respect back.

Speaker 9 (45:01):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 4 (45:03):
Now you're gonna lose it because you're gonna watch The
Notebook one day.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
I know you will.

Speaker 9 (45:06):
It's on your list trying to get choked out.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
That's that's why probably why I'm not watching it right away. Matt,
I got it.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
I want to make sure my mind and my body
is ready. So I have not picked a movie full disclosure.
So what we're gonna do is I have the top
ten movies right now on Netflix, and it's gonna be
one of those.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
I'm just gonna say that now.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
So I'm going to redo the movies and then we
can discuss what we think it should be, because these
movies aren't going away anytime soon. They're they're the top
ten movies. So number one is My Secret Santa. It
looks like a fun movieh Matt, what's wrong?

Speaker 1 (45:44):
This is the number one movie.

Speaker 9 (45:47):
I'm like, this is fire. I'm giving this fire.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Charming, feel good comedy. I mean, I'm not against this.

Speaker 9 (45:53):
I can't remember.

Speaker 8 (45:55):
Let me take I can't remember the name of the
Christmas movie. I think it was called Christmas with You.
I think it's the one I picked a couple of
years ago.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Also, I'll tell you that I looked at Netflix's top
ten last night and it wasn't there. So now it's there,
I would say, wait until tomorrow and see that it's
skipped to lack number six, the number seven instead of
number one, and then you know it suck six seven.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
So my Secret Santa happened after Sorry, man, I know.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
But that is that has to be where six seven
came from, because on a scale of one to ten
six seven is fucking eh.

Speaker 6 (46:32):
It came from a rap song.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
So, after losing her job just before Christmas, single mom
Taylor puts on a jolly disguise Lenda Santa Gig at
a ski resort run by a dashing new manager Christmas Puss.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
Oh it's a rom com.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
Yeah, it's a rom com. My secret saying gay. Okay,
DAWs is gay.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
J Kelly the New Uh you canle all the gay
George Clooney and Adam Sandler movie.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
J Kelly, that sounds pretty good.

Speaker 9 (46:57):
We've Noah Bambach.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
You got a lot of oscar buzz.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Jake Kelly. Okay, so that's number two. That's that's on
the troll too comes down. Troll two doesn't look I mean, yeah,
it's a big troll.

Speaker 4 (47:11):
I didn't see Troll one, dude, I would be lost
trolls to.

Speaker 6 (47:15):
Troll the trolls. It's a different troll horror troll movie.
Or it's not. It's more of a monster fantasy movie.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
Okay, okay, look look, man of the Practical I watched
part of the first one too. It wasn't so great,
not good enough to make me finish it. But in
this case maybe troll to They finally fucking figured it out,
you know, just so.

Speaker 6 (47:41):
You know, number four is a banger.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
Troll two is old never mind control Okay, well, Troll
four out.

Speaker 4 (47:52):
Just a fucking machine there, just cranking out. Troll number four.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
In front of them.

Speaker 4 (47:59):
More four two right exactly, Roll four to.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Yeah, this is of them.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
Okay, we're just going to take off any sequels. So
that's our troll to Rio two and Cheaper by the
Dozen two are out.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Okay, thank god? Number four.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
K Pop Demon Hunters a cultural phenomenon. I've not, I've not,
probably have not heard more buzz from a movie this
year than K Pop Demon Hunters.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
Oh my god, out again.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
I think about think about the people who pay for
the movie club. You are going to make them sit
through K Pop demon.

Speaker 6 (48:45):
Of them they already have We'll make it.

Speaker 4 (48:50):
Okay, Well, well then Matt doesn't have kids.

Speaker 5 (48:53):
It didn't become the number one movie on Netflix ever,
like by being Bad.

Speaker 8 (48:57):
Not since Hairspray has there been such an influential musical.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Cultural phomena on Matt. See. The only thing is Kaylin's
daughter just trying to maneuver at Netflix remote.

Speaker 9 (49:10):
I gotta tell you guys. One of my friends from
high school edited that movie.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
I knew, yeah, And oh, by the way, Kailn's daughters
the cutest thing.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
They call Netflix, so what he'd run out of time
and they're just like, fuck it, dude, I know you
can't make it good.

Speaker 4 (49:25):
We'll just put it out there.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
We have a gritty, emotional combat movie by Guy Ritchie
called The Covenant that looks pretty good. Rios Castaway is
number eight. Castaway somehow made this list, and last Steve
Cheaper by the dozen.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
You you can't. You don't have to pick from these ten, Chris, but.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Head this is what he said.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
You see.

Speaker 8 (49:52):
Unlike somebody who promised they would eat an egg nine
months later, Chris is a man of his word.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
That's sorry, how dare you? It's not me, it's the people.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
These are the top ten movies that the people out
there are watching, the Netflix subscribers, the Warner Brothers movie subscribers.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
So we know that people are stupid.

Speaker 9 (50:17):
He makes a swift eggs and off camera, all right, well, man.

Speaker 6 (50:20):
I got the perfect movie. It's not my choice, it's
not yours.

Speaker 7 (50:23):
But I'm just cruising through Netflix and I got like
The Ult The Ultimate Banger is on Netflix right now.

Speaker 4 (50:30):
Hey, Chris, why don't you like k picked the movie.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
I'm just saying, Chris, you.

Speaker 4 (50:36):
Know what I want for Christmas? I want Kaylen to
pick the movie.

Speaker 6 (50:39):
I'm gonna I'm gonna pick it. I'm gonna let Chris
pick the movie, and then I'm gonna say what my pick.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
Because if it's on the top ten, it's not, it
doesn't matter, but say what it is?

Speaker 6 (50:49):
Sand Lot?

Speaker 4 (50:50):
Oh, I partied with the fat kid in the Sandlot
a bunch of times.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
All right, Yah, yeah, it's gonna be Sandlot. We're watching,
all right.

Speaker 4 (50:59):
I've never I've never saw it. I've never seen it.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
Man, it was going to be cast Away. But let's
see the Sandlot. Let's let's great Christmas movie.

Speaker 9 (51:08):
K Yeah, I was going to say, baseball season has
been over for months.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
Thanks for not making a Castaway, dude, I mean fucking
three and a half hours of Tom Hanks and a volleyball.

Speaker 4 (51:20):
Coming in until late.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Baseball season's only been over for weeks.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
You should do a bonus shame Matt of the food
in Castaway.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
All Right, it's a Sandlot. Thank you, Thank you, guys,
thank you for helping me. Pick this one, all right, way,
look it up?

Speaker 9 (51:35):
Does it leave Netflix soon?

Speaker 2 (51:36):
Because it doesn't matter. All right, we've all seen the Sandlot.
I mean we can till time, Dawson. Dawson's never seen it.

Speaker 4 (51:43):
I've never seen it.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
I have Netflix's official website of what's leaving Netflix soon
for December, and it does not include Sandlot.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
Love it? It makes it all right, Dawson, Go watch
yourself some Sandlot.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
All right, Well, why don't we go around the horn
at our plugs and we'll record our patron So next
I'll start over there in Austin, Texas.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Matt Fondelier, what do you suggest we check.

Speaker 8 (52:04):
Out patreon dot com slash water cooler five bucks a month,
and it's the holiday season. Maybe you're gonna be stuck
in traffic for multiple hours. Time to catch up on
the backlog, listen to old episodes. Everything's ad free. We
would love it, thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
Plus yeah, as a little as five dollars a month,
you get an extra episode every week. And there's also
opportunities for movie clubs. We'll talk about the Sandlot and meetups. Kalin,
what about you.

Speaker 7 (52:34):
Just falling about with Michael Bean? We got a really
fun month or two ahead. We got Doug Stanhope coming on,
we got James Cameron coming on, and I just got
word this past weekend. Next month we will be having
Charlie Sheen on.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
NNA be great man to Kaylen, Kaylen, will you please
tell him that me, you know whatever, Dawson from the
Adam Crol whatever. Fucking he and I had a fucking moment.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
I am and and and he looks at me. He
looks at me and he goes, I fucking like you.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
Man, And I'm like, you know what, dude, We're We're
there right, And He's like, yeah, alright, dude here I
connected on a on a deep level with Charlie Sheen
when he was there.

Speaker 4 (53:31):
I genuinely genuinely liked that.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Man. Was it the same connection as Kevin Spacey?

Speaker 4 (53:39):
No, but but.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
The the look was different, obviously, but the same. Ye
he wants to he wants to fund me in a
different way.

Speaker 5 (53:56):
Well, Calen, that's awesome, So Kaitlyn, just play him that
video clip and film his reaction to watching it.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Also, why are you not booking this show? Man? Sheen
would love to come on a show like this.

Speaker 6 (54:13):
I'll let him know what.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
You can let them know. JC.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
We have enough trouble talking over one another. Do we
really want to add a fucking guest into this?

Speaker 1 (54:26):
I don't know, Ian Baggius to come on. The Pickle
Guy went pretty well. Pickle Guy loved it anyway.

Speaker 6 (54:32):
Yeah, go subscribe to Just Foring about uh fun episode.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
This week.

Speaker 6 (54:38):
We're talking about the quin Tarantino Paul Dano situation going on.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
So yeah, calin, how are you recording these these days?

Speaker 7 (54:45):
The pot Oh oh, I don't use my cameras in
the studio. It's doing and pat upgraded their cameras. So
that's why I was able to put one of mine
in my swords unit because then they upgraded their cameras
to ones.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
That are and these these are older ones you're not
going to get. You're not gonna get the most it's
I bought it, remember, Oh really, but they're still going
to depreciate.

Speaker 4 (55:08):
Okay, okay, yeah, there is still gonna fuck me. But
the there is a shell.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
I'll give you, I'll give you the the the info
after this. But the radio station I listened to, there's
an insurance adjuster, a gamitted everything.

Speaker 6 (55:27):
Yeah, okay, but if it'll.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
Help there's an independent adjuster that you that you may
be able to talk to before you sign anything.

Speaker 4 (55:34):
See what they give you.

Speaker 7 (55:35):
I've sent I've sent everything in with the prices and everything,
so I'll see what that comes back and then maybe, yes,
that would help. I'm also they if they decide to
fuck me, which I'm sure they will try to, but
you know.

Speaker 3 (55:46):
They're they're they're legally obliged to give you what you're
covered for. It really depends on your insurance policy.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
Yeah, good luck, Calein, thank you.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
Yeah. I'm also friends with these guys who hosts a
really great legal podcast and.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
They might have they might feel help you out too.

Speaker 5 (56:02):
There you go, all right, Gary, So with you betterhelp
dot Com. I hear that there is a strong link
between depression and long commute. So if anyone out there
is spent a lot of time in the car, uh,
you know, maybe there's no shreaming getting a little help.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
I agree.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
Uh, very true. And Gary, I'm sorry I just tumb
that on you, man. It's totally fine. Yeah, just uh,
you got this, buddy. If you need to talk to me,
you can give me a call. I'll call you, bro,
I'll call you, all right, And dos, So what about you.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
I would like to plug the Patreon show. I had
one of the worst nights of my life on Wednesday night.
It took me some time to adjust to it, and
I would like to talk about it.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
But I won't do it on this show, but you
will do it on Patreon. And that's why I will
do it on Patreon.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
On Patreon, everyone's cool there, yeah, oh boy, all right, Well,
consider my interest peaked. That's that's that's that's peak interest.
Peaked interest. I don't know, okay, so anyway, that's for me.
Check out.

Speaker 7 (57:21):
Out.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
This is what happens when when you do a podcast. Man,
I'm basically thinking out loud. So not everything's gonna hit
or make sense. But sometimes, as I said earlier, as
some pretty good thought. I missed that, Kail, and I'm
happy I did.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
I'll go back. But I love it. I love it.

Speaker 6 (57:40):
Keeps keep swinging, Matt every time, swing every time.

Speaker 5 (57:44):
I love it.

Speaker 9 (57:45):
Uh, it's one of the shots you take. I've always
said that.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
That's an Oh that's so good, Matt, that's so good.
I've always said that's a bumper sticker man.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
All right, Well, also check out MAT's bumper sticker and
My Secret Tanda, the number one movie on Netflix.

Speaker 3 (58:05):
We need to make that bumper sticker. Let's make it watercolor, Mertz.
Let's spit it five ways. I'll handle the Vista print order.
You miss one hundred percent of the shots you take.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Matt's like you miss you take. Yep, let's put that
five ways.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
Man, Dude, everything good, Everything good can either be a
T shirt or a bumper sticker.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (58:30):
That's a bumper sticker, right.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
That could be its own thing too. Man, write these
things a bumper sticker. All right, I'll do it.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
Coore, we'll teach you. We'll see you later this week
for Patreon. We love you, goodbye,