November 24, 2025 • 55 mins
The guys chat about new kittens, Raven's Revenge, and sighs.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, Kaylin, I did the whole show
roitered up last time, and.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I got a new video game. All right, here we
get let's talk about it on air. I got to
write this video off.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
All right in five Oh my god. All right, well
that's going the start of the show right there. You've
been recorded. Yeah, so sorry, Kaylin. All right, here we go, guys,
as smooth as I always do it in five four
three two. Hey, welcome to water Cooler. Thank you so
(00:45):
much for tuning in hanging out with us. We appreciate you.
You know how the show goes a Chris locksamna kick
it with my Corolla digital buds of yesteryear with me today.
All the way in Austin, Texas, we have Matt Fondelier. Hey, brother,
(01:07):
I'm Matt Dawson. Are you just grunting or sign.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
I make noises? Dude?
Speaker 5 (01:11):
I'm sorry, dude, I mean in my older has all
the way from North Hollywood, California. The guy who's so
old he just can't control the noises coming out of them.
It's rare that he's growing very stressful saying hello, Yeah, No,
it wasn't.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
It wasn't that. It was just this collective sigh.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
It was a sigh. I've been signing a lot more
in my life too. I want to get into this.
Let me produce everybody else that's here, Long Beach, California,
like myself. It's cayleb Bean. What's going on? Hey, Calen?
Welcome back, Thank you, you're welcome.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
And then all the way ut haircut?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Thank you first, want to say it?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Go ahead, continue that good job, matt uh and then
all the way in Orange County, California. Much more mellow
then last week. It's mister Gary Smith.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Happy birthday, motherfucker.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Oh thank you, thanks Gary.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
I guess I should have been first to say that.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I will say that I appreciate that until you jumped
in with the haircut comment.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
That was not lost upon me as well. That had
to be the first to tell Calen that he had
a nice haircut.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
That's pretty funny.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah it was. It was my It was my birthday
last week, Matt, So don't worry. You missed it by
a mile.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Did you text him a day early like a real friend.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Gary's getting little ahead of himself. He's now now he's
going on four hours in front. The calendar is a mess.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I get alerts for things that are like, you know,
maybe it's tomorrow, maybe it's happening right now, who knows.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
All good. We'll talk about the birthday in just a second,
but first the sign. I'm noticing that I have been
doing a lot of that too, or it drives Jen crazy,
like I'll just do the dishes and it from the kitchen.
She'll be in the living She'll just hear this.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah, if you guys, when I hear when I do that,
which is often what's wrong? Yeah, And ninety percent of
the time the answer is, what are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I'm just breathing, baby, I don't like a big yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
I don't know that I've done that. And she's like, well,
that sounds like you're annoyed sigh, And I'm like, you
know what, You're probably right this in this instance, in
the next nine probably no, it's just me living my life.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
I I do like a big exhale, and I like,
I like to do the big exhale, but out of
the smallest hole in my mouth possible. So it's.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
And trumpet.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Yeah, I'm basically yeah, Dizy Gillespie cheeks and it it
sounds like I'm annoyed. My my, my, my beautiful bride Jenny.
She's a saint. It's always concerned about about me, and
I'm just confused a lot of the times, like what
are you talking about? No, I'm fine, but she's like, well,
(04:16):
you always seem to be doing it, like when you're
doing the dishes or doing something you don't really want
to be doing. Regardless, I have been sighing a lot
more das, so I hear you.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
It's been an extra stressful the last five days.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
What's going on? I know, I know you've You've welcomed
some new yes love in your life.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
Via and my.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Mom came down.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
We got we got my mom two kiddies, little kitties.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
And they're awesome.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Let's see them a couple.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I saw a.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Picture during another one in a few minutes.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Just call him over there, they'll come him on command. Right.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
My mom also brought brought her husky down here, and
so for the first day or so, we were just
kind of rotating the dogs because my dog doesn't like
other dogs, so we rotated dogs. And then we found
(05:19):
an expert canine trainer in North Hollywood and we went
in for an evaluation. Brought both dogs and ended up
leaving the dogs there to be trained.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
Oh not like a cage match.
Speaker 7 (05:40):
No, all right, And and my dog, my dog has
never been in a shelter before.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
My dog is afraid of other dogs. He doesn't have
the confidence to just be a regular dog. So it's
been breaking my heart for the last couple of days.
But we did talk to the dog trainer today. He
sent me a lot of videos of Champ and Leah,
my mom's dog, walking together, sitting together, tolerating each other.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
All right, okay, this is a good story.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
We're making progress.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
We're making progress. But then you know, the kicker is
Leah's a husky, Leah's cool. Leah is not the problem.
Champ is the problem. And I need to keep Champ
for the next four weeks.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
That is what he said. So in four weeks and
five thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Five thousand dollars, Wow, I get my dog back.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
That's a lot of Patreon subscription, it's a.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Lot of Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
So I'm actually not I'm you know, it's my philosophy
with money. You've probably heard me say this, It's just money.
I'll make more.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Can I have your But.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I believe the quote was a lot. I used to
have five grand, and now I have this dog that's
not as well.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Well. See, that's the thing when you think about it.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
First of all, the reason why my dog is acting
like he acts is because he lacks confidence. And could
you imagine going through your life afraid?
Speaker 4 (07:20):
That doesn't seem fair?
Speaker 6 (07:21):
Can't you imagine that it seems fair for a dog.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
I never worked it, And so what we decided to
do is, I'm going to go ahead and pay for
my dog.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
I'm going to get my dog trained.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
He's the problem problem solved, and we're finally going to
have a big family of animals and everybody's going to
get along with my mom lives here.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Everything's gonna be cool. I no longer have to get
a dog.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Sitter when I, you know, need to go places, because
my mom's house is going to be right next door
and my dog will just go right over there.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Part of the family boom taken care of.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
So in reality, it's an investment you're going to.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
It's it's a major investment. It's going to be it's
going to be great. The thing I'm not it's it's
you know, I threw the five grand out there just
so you can see ridiculously how much this is going
to fucking cost.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
I better, the dog better be able to cook soup
after this.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
But the thing that it's just the the really hard
part on me is I think about my boy in
a fucking cage at night and he's going, what dude,
what happened?
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Where? Where's my where's my guy? You know, it's just
fucking so it really is weighing very fucking heavily on
my mind.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
That hopefully, if this all goes according to the plan,
this all just becomes a blip. Yeah, and you but
I know while you're in it, it's going to be
a lot harder. But if it all works out, which
I think it will, then your you're once I think,
I mean doctor Doolittle.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
And I talked to the guy.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
We talked to the dog trainer today for like forty
five minutes, and he's like, he's like, both of these
dogs are great, they're smart, but Champ needs to be
broken down and retrained. And and I guarantee you your
dogs are going to be happy together. They they they're
going to love each other by the time they get
(09:23):
out of here.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Nice.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
Yeah, so we're all happy. And I think that sigh.
A lot of these sighs these are are because it's like, okay, dude,
just relax, everything's fine, gonna be okay. And it's just
you know, but it's been It's amazing that the amount
of stress and what what it can just do to you.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Dude. It's just I'm.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Fucking exhausted because I've spent the last three days just
stressed out thinking about my dog.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
Damn. Yeah, So whatever can I ask? When did the
cat that's come into the mix?
Speaker 5 (10:02):
I got the cats from my mom, my neighbor. My
neighbors take care of astray, and the stray was pregnant
and had babies underneath my mom's house. And and so
my my neighbor had a tracker on the cat and
(10:23):
he's like, it looks like cats under your house.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Can I go there and get the kittens?
Speaker 5 (10:27):
I'm like absolutely, And I told my mom, and my
mom said, well, Michael, if if the cats were given
birth under my house, site that means I get kiddies.
That's legally, that means I get kiddies. I'm like, okay,
So we were just going to get one. My mom
picked out the one she wanted, and then my neighbor's like, okay,
I just got to find another home for this one.
(10:50):
And I'm like, mom, we're not getting one cat, We're
getting two, that's right.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
And so we named him Ricky and Lucy.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
And and they're they're fucking hilarious and adorable. I'll bring
one of them out here in a couple of minutes.
The cutest little thing.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Who did I see on social media that you were
deciding not to get.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Up to p for?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Is that Lucy?
Speaker 4 (11:16):
That was Lucy?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Yeah, she's a normble she's really yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
Yeah, because she was sitting in between my legs recliner, I.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Thought you were and you weren't getting up like you're
on the cat.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Ironically, I should have been more descriptive. It is posted
a photo of him watching.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Very is a good question. You are still are these
cats still in the training period right now?
Speaker 4 (11:40):
We're not?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Are you actively training that?
Speaker 6 (11:43):
No? Use your method?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Yeah, he's going to give some other guy five grand
a pee on him later.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Smart, Smart, I should encourage the able clearing up archives.
This is not this is not this is a callback
to a past episode. This is not a new thought
that we have had.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
Yes, new to the show. I p I have a
history of peeing on animals.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
You know, that doesn't make it better. I thought it
would get that, but it doesn't really make it better. Well.
Congratulations on the new members of the fan though, dos.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
And thank you.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
They're the cutest in the world. And my mom's husky
is like their mama.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
It's so fun, really cute. Love it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
I was thinking about doctor Doolittle though. Did he ruin
it for everybody else named Dolittle who wanted to become
a doctor?
Speaker 8 (12:35):
Because you're going to ask you, did he ruin it
for everybody who ever wanted to talk to animals?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Not sence Hauser. Has there been a name that was
so sullied.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Like if if you were at the hospital and sort
of like, oh, doctor Doolittle is gonna come on in,
check on you, check on your heart. I don't know,
so yeah, I might. It might ruin some people's career paths.
But Dawson, so I grew up with a cat, Matt
asking him for the show if I ever had a cat,
and I did, and I loved him to death. His
(13:03):
name was Kitty. And I think your mackerel tabby very
cute and so back in the day I when I
was playing, I would play acoustic guitar in my room.
He loved it, and he would wherever he was in
the house. If I just strum, you know, just something
(13:25):
like an E minor? Dos you know something nice? Big?
Speaker 4 (13:28):
Sure that cats, I'll play an E minor.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
He'll just come running. You just hear his little pause
on the on the floor, just running to wherever or
you know, wherever he could find me. And he just
sits and then he lies down on his back and
he just listens to me play guitar. And if I
ever stopped playing guitar, he would meow until I would
play again. So I thought it would be kind of
(13:54):
funny if I recorded a song with him using those pauses,
And so I'll play clauses. I'll there you go. That
was just waiting to say something, say something, and he
got it ready to pounce. I was, uh, very good, dude,
you're on you're audit today. But here's a here's a
(14:14):
little audio sample of me playing guitar.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
With Sweet.
Speaker 6 (14:23):
Kitty for me.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Yeah for me.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
You gotta mic the cat better next time.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Here's a laptop mic mekt every pause. It's a medium,
but I can't hear my okay, basically made it.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Next time. You just got to mic the cat better, dude.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
I mean, that's that's pretty or something you heard some
you heard some phase phase issues. I think us yeah,
right to divert that a little bit at a little
little compression maybe like yeah, maybe a little four to
one ratio on that had a little gain. I think
a little bit of that sizzle.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
You were ahead of your time. One of the best
memes going around right now is the mashup of Benson
Boone singing his song and then every time it cuts
to the cap yowing that's.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Just I have to watch that. Before that, it was
it was videos that would cut to that turtle having sex.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah, that was the thing.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Okay, but I was like, please somebody recognize that because
I'm gonna sound like a crazy.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
That was.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
This is much more wholesome. I will send you Benson
Boone and before the show's over, I can't wait.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
All right, Well, and since we're since we're already talking
about it, I also have some pet news.
Speaker 6 (15:53):
Oh no, no, no, you got a bigger tank. It's positive now. Uh.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
This was mainly discussed on our Patreon episodes, but I'll
fill everybody in here, just because there's probably rumors about
me torturing animals. I uh uh, my son got a
goldfish at the local fair. And while all the rest
of everybody else's goldfish who also want have died, this
goldfish has survived and has been living in a small
(16:23):
little container for about over a month, as I would
change his water every day and a half and and
he's been going strong.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
But for anyone who has been following, when you say container,
you are talking about something that's roughly the size of
a small lunchbox.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Yeah, but it's still meant for fish. It's just it's small.
And this is a small fish too.
Speaker 6 (16:45):
Didn't you have some weird prison photos taunting him on
the walls?
Speaker 1 (16:49):
I feel like you set sidebook.
Speaker 6 (16:51):
It was a suicide book, right, What was.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
A suicide book? It was a kid's book. We would
we would show him kids books of fishing flushed down
the oh no so, and I would feed him all
the time. And then after talking to a fish expert
on this very show, mm hmm, even even he's saying, okay, well,
(17:13):
Kaylen is amongst the five expert where Kaylen uh proceeded
to berate me of how I am torturing this fish,
and that fish isn't living in a prison and overfeeding it.
I wasn't overfeeding it. Actually I was never overfeeding it.
(17:35):
Maybe I fed it. I fed it maybe twice a day.
And he's like, I gotta go down to one. But
that sounds like more like a diet that's not really
over That sounds like one hundred.
Speaker 6 (17:45):
You just called him an expert too, so you really
dug yourself.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Yeah, well he didn't agree, so I think now we're even.
Well anyway, I finally did it. I went to the
fish store and uh, basically got I'm a little upgraded pad.
Speaker 6 (18:01):
Yeah, I called it.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
I went to fish zillow and got him a very nice,
spacious ten gallon tank. Kailin good.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Did you go to the place thought serve fish and
chips Trickly Fish?
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Yeah? Yes, I shout out to Steve at Strickly Fish
by the way, very very helpful. Also, uh, big listener
of the podcast. So he saw my credit card and
was like, I knew it was you.
Speaker 8 (18:31):
I gotta I gotta say here. Hearing that it's ten gallon,
it's pretty big.
Speaker 6 (18:35):
We expecting a couple of fish fish friends coming soon.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Well, here's the thing, Matt.
Speaker 6 (18:42):
You enjoyed this experience of overfeeding fish.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
So this is a this is a goldfish. And I
had a lot of questions for the people at the
fish store, and one and one of them was can
he have some buddies? Could he have some pals? And
they said goldfish don't typically have a lot of.
Speaker 6 (19:01):
Live long enough to be friends.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
They don't have a lot of friends. Yeah, they.
Speaker 6 (19:07):
Most of them just die at the fair.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Yeah. So they said you could probably get one more,
but I wouldn't. I wouldn't got more than that because
for a few things. One they just they just don't
drive well with other fish. And also they like their
water a lot colder than most other fishes. Most other
all the other fishes needed a heater, which I bought,
by the way, Kielan, But goldfish like their water cold,
(19:31):
so I don't use the heater. So it is now
just hanging out.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
You could get more goldfish, though, Yeah, well I got one.
I mean, I know, drive well with other fish, but
other goldfish.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Yeah, I got one other fish.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Why did you buy the heater?
Speaker 6 (19:48):
Oh you got a second fish?
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Oh you got a second Okay, they got a second fish.
Black was a weird way to drop that black one.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
You got a black goldfish?
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Yeah, black goldfish, Get out of here. It's beautiful. And
so I bought this fish and it's a girl, Matt,
How dare you? It's really weird that you would just
assume that, by the way, that what there could be
girl fish too.
Speaker 6 (20:12):
All Right, I'll believe it when I see it.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
I actually don't know I fish a girl. But but
but we're just pretending it is. So it's Elton and Rihanna.
I'll let you figure out which one's which and whoa Jesus,
because one's a girl, one's a guy, Carrie, What the hell?
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Why Elton and Rihanna?
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Because I went through Betty's playlists and he has a
he loves this Elton John song and he loves this
real which one he loves I'm still standing?
Speaker 4 (20:45):
Okay, good song.
Speaker 6 (20:48):
Song.
Speaker 5 (20:48):
Actually, I did a radio show today where I had
to backsell that song and say things about it.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Yeah, he he loves it. He loves that was the
first song he sang. Because I would go still standing
and he would go yeah, yeah, yeah, So that's a
great song. The first song he knows. Did you wait
for him to fact, yeah, wait, I both you asked
a question. I I'm just gonna say yes to both,
because yeah, Cale he loves it from the movie Sing
(21:16):
and Gary something about him standing he does stand, so yeah,
I think, yeah, I got it.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
I was asking if you waited until he was in
fact standing.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Yeah. But also when I carry everywhere in the backs
of the car anything sure, so loves that. And then
his Rihanna song is Umbrella DAWs and I know you
love that song, so.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
Umbrella yeah, ella ella, he does the l's.
Speaker 6 (21:38):
Oh careful, we're not gonna be able to post this
on YouTube.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
That's true. That's true. Thank you, Matt.
Speaker 6 (21:42):
It sounds that real.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
So I got the I got the two fish kill
and I incorporated them in the tank the right way,
putting me in the bags and letting the temperature get
right and all that stuff. And I got the filter.
I got the rocks at the bottom, I got the
fake plants, the rock with.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
The hole in the middle, and the black one died.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
I'm styled out. I'm styled out. Got the big, got
the big.
Speaker 6 (22:05):
Is there a picture of this that you can share?
Speaker 3 (22:07):
I can't share my screen man. We've been over this, dude,
you're the host. No, but I got a new laptop
and I have to like do all these permissions for
it to allow me to share screens, and I don't
want to do the live on the air. So we're
just going to power through and just you can imagine
what a black goldfish looks like. And uh and a
regular goldfish. Just close your eyes.
Speaker 6 (22:27):
Actually, just picturing Elton John and Rihanna's faces with like
little fins on the side, just kind of floating around
on your tail.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
Actually, Chris question a lot of black goldfish or the
kind of goldfish with big eyes. That's yes, you get
a big eye fish or not the bubble their bubble eyes.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
Yeah, you got a big eye got look so cool man?
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 6 (22:51):
Now are the fish getting along?
Speaker 3 (22:54):
They they love each other, They're playing around. I mean
I think they with each other.
Speaker 6 (22:58):
Maybe you're going to have baby fish in.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Who knows, is that possible? Kailin?
Speaker 6 (23:03):
Yeah, stream if a boyfish and a girlfish live together.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
But yeah, so so they're they're getting along great. So yeah,
I have I have pets now too, And uh, it's
been very very fulfilling. As I said there, I think
there's it's been proven there's something that happens to you chemically.
When you watch fish just swim in a tank. It
soothes your stress. It reduces your size by forty and
(23:33):
it's why.
Speaker 6 (23:34):
It reduces your size.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
Yeah, you become the medium.
Speaker 6 (23:37):
Excuse me for a second, I'm a little confused.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
You get skinnier.
Speaker 6 (23:41):
I'm gonna try this.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
And somebody was talking about this. It reduces your signing
as well, and then uh, and I think that's why
I believe like one of the first screensavers was just
a bunch of fish swimming around because it was nice
to look out when yeah, there.
Speaker 6 (23:58):
Was a spreezy where you could shoot mymes.
Speaker 8 (24:00):
Do you guys remember that one limes? Yeah, yep, no,
all right, what yeah, what.
Speaker 6 (24:13):
It was? It was a murder screen saver.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Well you get yeah, because I had to be quiet,
so I don't know about that though.
Speaker 6 (24:24):
Someone on the internet and Vinda gave me yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
I'm sure takes so I got. I went to the
fish store on on the fortieth. I turned forty very recently,
and congratulations birthday, thank you, thank you, thank you, and uh,
and Jen's like, so where should we go eat? Let's
(24:47):
let's go out for dinner. Tonight, let's let's And I said,
all I want to do is go to the fish
tour for the poor fish. And I want to take
my kid to In and Out for the first time.
Speaker 6 (24:57):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
And yeah, we went to In and Out and he
got to go into that white restaurant, that bright white restaurant.
He got to try the pink lemonade she loved. Got
him a plain burger, a plain cheeseburger. I got me
animal style everything, given my drink.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
And you bring you.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
Well, throw it at you.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Well you should. You should check it out. I'm not
going to tell you that's I want. I want them
to surprise you. But bring an apron.
Speaker 5 (25:33):
Well, obviously it has grilled onions in it, but.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
You have to and mustard grilled ice. It's really good, Yeah,
mustard fed. But he loved it. He loved it, even
the French fries, which I actually like their fries, so
I'm not I'm not tripping, but it was very, very.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Very Give him the spread.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
I want to shake too. He got a taste of shake.
Uh no, he didn't. He didn't try to spread. So
I was wondering why Gary has been kind of quiet,
and uh, I just looked at my stuff. I looked
at my watching. Hey, I generated Elton John and Rihanna
(26:14):
as fish.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
The eyes are not right on Rihanna though.
Speaker 6 (26:18):
Some of us can share their screen, So there you go.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
The eyes need to be huge, very good.
Speaker 6 (26:22):
That is exactly what I pictured. Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Okay, well anyway, thank you.
Speaker 6 (26:32):
We're living in guys man. This is peak.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
We're here, baby, we're here. So speaking of Peb's and Jays,
Matt and how you how wrong you're all you are
all the time?
Speaker 8 (26:46):
I feel so right now after looking at that picture,
it doesn't even bother me anymore.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
So. I had an incrustable the other day, which, if
we all remember, it is a peanut butter and jelly
pre made sandwich by smoke.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
It's necessary leapanut butter and jelly.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
But generally generally which and I love, they usually served ted.
They usually served for I mean, do you buy them
frozen and you have to thaw them and and uh
so usually they're great golf snack, for instance, because you
just take the frozen when you put it in your
(27:21):
bag and at the turn if you don't, if you're
not on the mood for a Glizzie the.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Great golf snack. I mean, don't let's not get sacrilegious here.
I think that's more of a fifth hole type of snack. Right.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Oh yeah, yeah, well so okay, I had want to
get the cramp. I had my first country club experience
over the weekend.
Speaker 6 (27:38):
Oh nice, you are living man, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
I really am. Yeah. So I went with my my
brother in law to his country club. I won't say
which one because I don't want to doos anybody here,
but I had a blast and it was just like
playing there versus playing like the regular courses. It was
a kind to playing my whole life. I feel like
I've been playing on a bad cornhole board and I
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finally play like on a real nice one made of
like birch and just just has great slide. It's just
a solid piece and you have the best bags. So
it's definitely it was like almost making a different game,
but it definitely is so. And the golf carts are
just beautiful. They they have the gps, they have the
(28:23):
phone chargers, they have these on each side. They have
like these coolers filled with water and ice, and so
I'm standing by it and this guy is like, hey,
water cooler, and I go all right, water cooler, Like, yeah,
that's a cooler, dude, water cooler. I love the show
(28:46):
water Cooler because I could. I was just like it
was so bad. I was like, I'm standing next to
cooler filled with water. There's very any buying us all
beers that you know bring and running them out to
us in the middle of the course.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
And this was not someone that your brother in law
knew necessarily recognize you in the due so.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
Shout out to be at the club. I won't say
his name either, that's not Docks anybody, but but yeah,
it's pretty sweet. I'll tell you.
Speaker 6 (29:19):
Is this person not supposed to be at the golf course?
What are you afraid of? This fans name?
Speaker 3 (29:23):
I don't know. I don't want, I don't I don't know.
I don't know what the etiquette is at these places, Garrett.
They feel like secret society.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
He's at the country club, stays at the country club.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Let's just that, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
The fact that you encountered another one. I love that
your water cooler encounters are at the country club. That's amazing.
Speaker 6 (29:41):
We have a certain demographic gear.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
I love it. You'll be surprised if. By the way,
I should use this time to let everybody know. We
do a Patreon show every week as well, which is
an extra episode every week and add free episode. It's
for the littlest five dollars a month. If you've got
a patreon dot com slash watercooler, you get access to
this movie, clubs, meetups, things like that, oportunities for all
that stuff, and our demographic, Like, we do these meetups
and some people are like, ohyah, I'm a doctor, I'm
(30:04):
a lawyer, I'm a country club member, I'm a gun
owner whatever, and yeah, we just well, actually everybody's a
gun owner. Weirdly, it's, uh, all these meetups, everybody kind
of flashes their piece, which is not everybody. Most people
keep that there they can, but they can if we
call for But yeah, so it's it's, uh, we have
(30:27):
a we have a wide range of listeners, and we
appreciate every single one of you.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
All right.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Well, anyway, it was like and Gary, every every like
five holes you just go to like a little snackshack
and it.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Just filled all the hospitality station.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Oh my gosh, dude, you just just coolers of whatever
you want. To drink anything, any snack, if you want
to eat food, ice cream, you just grab it and
you go just like, yeah, it's living the life. Yeah,
it's pretty amazing. So I was very very impressed with
the hospitality. My golf was. The golfing was quite humbling though,
(31:03):
to be honest.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
All right, that's the problem with playing those really nice
courses and you get out there and you take a
look at it, and on that first tea box you're like, well,
I mean with these kind of conditions, like I mean,
I'm just gonna lay it down.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
That's what I thought. That's what I thought.
Speaker 6 (31:16):
The problem with the nice looking courses you're too busy
looking at it, taking your eye off the ball.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
That's the problem with the really nice courses that your
shitty game came with you.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
That too in my case, but I did get to
have an uncrustable and I looked at the PB to
J Ratio and there's peanut butter on both sides, Shelley
in the middle. So they do it right and it's nice.
All right, Well, let's see, we still have comments to do.
We got stuff to get into. So why don't we
(31:46):
Why don't we hit some Klambies, Liz and hear from
you the listeners. Let's go alrighty and these coliments that
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that's still growing to this very day. And we love
every one of you, and we wish you all happy
Thanksgiving this week because this is a this is a
time to really show appreciation for the things you love
and the people you love. All right, by the way,
(32:32):
this week huge because of Thanksgiving, but I think even
bigger because we get to talk about Vincent terrorizing a
New York I mean a Los Angeles cab driver played
by Jamie Fox for movie Club. That's right. Calen picked Collateral,
which I turned on last two nights ago. I was
(32:54):
sitting in front of the TV and Jen sitting next
to me, and I go, Jen, I'm gonna show you
a trailer for something and you let me know if
you want to watch this tonight, and I play the
Collateral trailer and she's watching it. She's like, I may
have seen this already. I may have seen this already.
I'm like, ah. And then I looked at her and
(33:17):
I'm like, how can you not know? Look at Tom
Cruise like I'm looking at him, like how would you
not know if you've seen this? Like you think you've
seen it. There's no way you've seen this because you
would remember it. It's so good and it's just so bizarre.
Tom Cruise is the bad guy and he's his hair's.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
I tend to agree with you, but I will pull
the curtain back a little bit here and say that
there is a fairly notable thing and cameo in that
movie that I completely forgot was there.
Speaker 6 (33:47):
There's two no spoilers here, right there are.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
There are two. I'm thinking of the very first one.
The first one was Wow, I just completely forgot about that.
And that's why I was very glad i'd rewatched the movie.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
And and so she said, Okay, well I think I've
seen her, Like, well, I don't think you have. So
I started playing it and in the first like twenty seconds,
when Jamie Fox just getting in his cabin puts his
like looks at his postcard up. There's like, oh, I've
seen this, And I looked at her and I yelled
her at her a little bit more like what we
just started the movie. I just got pumped. I'm just
(34:20):
an to watch this now. And then she looked at
me and she goes, you showed this to me. How
do you not remember showing No, lit'll taste in my
own not only have I seen it, but it was
foisted upon Yeah, yeah exactly. She's like, you've terrorized this
to me with this movie before that one, Yeah, we
(34:44):
watched we watched something else. I think I let her
spatch whatever she wanted. I was like, okay, I'll just
sit next to you. Your choice. Good job that right,
I don't mind like like she's always thinking you should
like the thing we're watching. No, I'll just sit next
and I'll just second screen it and I'll just chill
like I don't need to be as invested, So you
(35:06):
can watch whatever you want, and you know, then you
watch some garbage prison doc or something. All right, but
let's let's go to our client feeling I'm teasing. Let's
go to our comments. Alrighty, let's start off with some
Facebook comments here. Uh, David Vella. He posted a picture
(35:31):
of his uh odometer and he says, I've been working
on this one for nearly five years, and his adometer
is at sixty. He took took a picture. He's not
driving at the time because the speed is currently zero.
So he stopped to take this picture, which is.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
I presume he stopped and parked the car and that's
where it will live for the rest of its Yeah,
and then he did.
Speaker 6 (35:54):
It was in the middle of the freeway and then
had to put the car in park.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
I think, yeah, well, the car is still park is
just on a truck on the way to the Smithsonian.
I think that's what he told me.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
The Smithsonian went out over the Peterson. There was a
protracted legal battle.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
Yes, but he says the next target is eighty thousand,
eighty five five yeah, five. So well, congratulations, David, Enjoy
enjoy your party, Enjoy the celebration.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
Congratulations.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
Let's see here.
Speaker 5 (36:27):
I mean, are you going to actually fucking if you
If your car says sixty nine four twenty, you kind.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
Of have to.
Speaker 5 (36:34):
You're obliged to sixty nine and smoke a joint.
Speaker 4 (36:40):
At the party.
Speaker 5 (36:40):
You're supposed to do that just supposed to get high
and sixty nine someone.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Oh not At the same time, those are the rules.
Speaker 4 (36:47):
I don't make them. Those are the rules. So I
get back to us on that.
Speaker 6 (36:52):
Yeah, please, I read them.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Let's see here. The Ian FitzGeralds as Hey Bobo's is
the Instagram page that used to curate the bean scale
still active? Oh yeah, there was an instagram that would
I would do that for you, camp, but I think
your your scores has just been too crazy that maybe
it can keep up. I don't know, is it.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
An Instagram page or was he talking about the AI
Ooh we should we should just ask. I don't remember
an Instagram page.
Speaker 3 (37:21):
David Hunley made the AI I think I think yeah,
But anyway, Scott Phillips writes, I'm late to the game,
but try peanut butter and marshmallow fluff probably sixty forty Caitlin, No.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
No, well, I hate marshmallows.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
So you hate marshalls part of that?
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (37:42):
What about rice crispy treats?
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Those are fine?
Speaker 2 (37:46):
Okay, I don't like.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
If he was.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Their primary ingredient is marshmallows.
Speaker 6 (37:54):
Yeah, but it's a lot of crispy. But it is
funny though, it's really a glaze. It's a marshmallow glaze.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
Jen bought some kettle corn from Trader Joe's that we're
gonna watch while we were eating.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
While I was what you guys don't have kids in
your earbud getting what? Well, Matt has his kettle, his
kettle corn brought to the door. Yeah, we have to
go to the store.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
We don't get we don't get that door to door,
very fancy, fancy service in my place. So we have
to we have to go and hunt and gather for
a kettle corn.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
You gotta go settle your kettle.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
That's right, mad door just coming in. Swove it in
on Matt. So she gets this kettle corn from Trader
Joe's and it's a hot honey kettle corn. Hot honey
kettle corn, Hot honey.
Speaker 6 (38:43):
I'm interested.
Speaker 5 (38:44):
Sounds like you should eat that while you's sixty nine
and smoke a joint.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
I would not recommend just because of the hot like
we should.
Speaker 8 (38:53):
That's actually what they call that. That's what they call
it when you sixty nine four twenty. Someone's called it
hot honey.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Yeah, yeah, but honey's gotten a little a little big
for its breeches. But I've yet to encounter it on
something I don't like, so I'm open minded.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
I agree, Gary. Yeah, I mean I'm not. I don't
seek it out, but when it's there, I don't mind it,
although I seek it. I guess for this, well Jenny did,
but she We're eating it, and I'm like, it's all right,
has a little slow heat at the end. It's like
a slow cayenne at the end, and it's slightly kettle corny.
And I look at the ingredients at the cay end
(39:26):
at the guys.
Speaker 6 (39:28):
Don't apologize, Gary, Okay, embrace it.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
You're coming in hat. I look at the ingredients. Well
Jen does. Actually, I shouldn't take credit for this because
she is one that Reddit and she just goes sugar
is the first ingredient listed?
Speaker 4 (39:43):
Makes sense?
Speaker 3 (39:43):
Over over the popcorn.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
It's kettle cornugar first.
Speaker 6 (39:50):
They should put the corn.
Speaker 4 (39:52):
Well, no, here's.
Speaker 6 (39:55):
The alphabetically it makes more sense.
Speaker 5 (40:00):
Is the popcorn listed in the ingredients is sugar.
Speaker 4 (40:05):
There's more sugar in it.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
That's insane.
Speaker 6 (40:10):
Yeah, so it sounds like eating sugar.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
I basically am eating yet by the future diabetes.
Speaker 6 (40:17):
It was.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
It's just it's you shouldn't that's insane.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
So kettle bell.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
I did not that's right, I did not have another
another kernel of sugar, I guess right after I read that.
But freaked me out a little bit, freaked me out.
Let's see. Ryan Roberts says he just tried deviled eggs
for the first time. I was pretty all right.
Speaker 4 (40:41):
Oh yeah, so good.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
I almost got an eggs slaton.
Speaker 4 (40:46):
I should get my mom to make some of those.
Speaker 3 (40:50):
I got the smash burger instead.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
I guess it kind of depends on the location. Yeah,
I need to I need to see the location.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
I mean, that was the sophie's choice. It was between
those two.
Speaker 3 (41:01):
Yeah, he was.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
That is some range right there in your options.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
No, I just like to be happy and I like
tasty food.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
I understand.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
That's all. Nothing wrong, nothing wrong with that. Let's see here.
I'm patreon on Edmund Burns writes, we ride at down,
we do last, and then yeah a follow up, speaking
of Don, Don Powell writes, I'm back, but he has
(41:41):
a bread bull follow up. First, it's Donald on Facebook,
because remember Donald is on He puts it on Facebook
that he hates bread bulls. He says, it's Donald on
Facebook to make it easier for elderly family members who
are dead now, so I guess I could change it.
(42:01):
And then number two, as a man of embarrassingly four
hundred pounds, I resent being accused of eating slow. It
takes only a couple of minutes for the bread to
get soggy. I realized I'm a worst for having texture issues.
Speaker 8 (42:15):
I just think you did not get the right bread bulls.
I'm gonna encourage you to find out to seek out
other bread balls in your area. Don't go to Panera,
you know, you gotta like go to like a bakery,
like a really nice bakery.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
I will say, though it does get soggy, and the
soggy part isn't it's the crisp sour dough crust.
Speaker 5 (42:36):
Get some sour dough, get some chowder, eat it in
a bowl like an adult.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
All right, If you are determined to go down the
bread bull thing, I agree with Matt. You can't go
to Panara. You gotta go get a loaf of sour dough,
dig out your own, you know, bread bowl, cut off
the top, get the outside or the insides out, and
then what I like to do is put a little
butter on the inside. There and then throw.
Speaker 6 (43:01):
The butter that bull.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
Come on, you throw that bad boy in the oven.
Let the insides crisp up a little bit, a lot
less absorption.
Speaker 6 (43:09):
I've never even had a bread bull like that before.
I'm about to step up my bread bull game. My
bread bull game just got one butter bit better.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Thank you, Gary, You're welcome, Matthew. I think you'll I
think you'll like the results. And by the way, but
at the top of that lid, and throw that bad
boy in their face up, thank.
Speaker 6 (43:28):
You hot and here it's just me, damn.
Speaker 3 (43:33):
All right. Well well, Don Powell also says I'm all
in on bread spoons.
Speaker 6 (43:39):
You know what, I love it. Let's try it.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
I mean, we're gonna go get into these cobns. Next episode, Matt,
Matt did a shade of best food Vessels.
Speaker 6 (43:50):
Right, Oh yeah, yeah, I forgot I did.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
That episode upset about it.
Speaker 6 (43:56):
Oh shit, Yeah, that's called not being prepared. And then
a top I came up in the free show and
I thought I capitalized, but I guess I'm backfired.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
We'll see, just like Matt, some examples for those who
don't subscribe a patron, I'll reveal them here, he said,
a tortilla.
Speaker 6 (44:18):
I don't reveal the winner.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
I didn't say it was a winner, but tortilla one
and an ice cream cone.
Speaker 6 (44:29):
Yeah, you're gonna just give away all this content for free.
You gotta sign up, baby.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
I want people to want it. I want them to
I want It's called rage baiting.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
Yeah, oh no.
Speaker 3 (44:42):
All right. Eric Laporuz is about dropping the guy crowdsurfing
in the wheelchair. I'm sure it would be terrible. However,
there's a good chance it would only be the second
worst accident in that guy's life.
Speaker 5 (44:54):
Boom fucking Bravo and screen the That is good, Definitely,
there is always a bright side.
Speaker 4 (45:05):
That is just that's fantastic. Eric labor.
Speaker 3 (45:10):
Thankes, Aeric.
Speaker 4 (45:13):
I like it.
Speaker 3 (45:15):
Let's see. Marty Ward says, I think the reason this
is your first oh yeah, because Matsfield. It's our first
ever Tom Cruise movie watching Collateral during our whole movie club,
and Marty Ward says, I think the reason this is
your first ever Tom Cruise movie is because of how
we all saw him behave in the Hunger Dome. He
was a real jerk, not very cool, not very cool.
(45:38):
Darren Sutton, Oh, maybe we do this next episode. Dos,
but he says I need to hear more about Dawson's
the steroids era. It sounded like something worth mining a bit.
Speaker 5 (45:50):
I got a picture somewhere and pretn zone makes your
face fat moon face, It's called moonface.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
I took steroids on to the moon's face. If you
don't watch your mouth.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
It's called moonface because I think your cheeks swell up
to where your face like a moony.
Speaker 5 (46:09):
Yeah, which was a step up for me, but still, yeah, whatever,
it's not much to it. Just I had this blood
disease called idiopathic trauma side of penia purpa.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
God bless you.
Speaker 3 (46:30):
Your faces has gone. It's starting to go down all
the way, so we appreciate. Yeah, I'm glad you're recovering, okay.
Darren also says I wanted Matt to commit to white chocolate.
Speaker 4 (46:44):
What was the purple chocolate? Again? Rose chocolate? What was that?
Speaker 6 (46:48):
Ruby chocolate?
Speaker 3 (46:49):
Ruby chocolate, Marty Warty chocolate was everywhere chocolate?
Speaker 1 (46:55):
I no, you don't like the sweets, But have you
heard of ruby chocolate before?
Speaker 6 (47:00):
I have not?
Speaker 1 (47:01):
No, Yeah, Matt made it up.
Speaker 8 (47:04):
There's some myself on the internet and Chrisson.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
Have I what's what's this like Dubai chocolate. You guys
know about this one we're talking about.
Speaker 5 (47:19):
Then they said it's amazing, but then neither of them
can say what it is.
Speaker 6 (47:24):
It's got pistachios in it. I was very clear.
Speaker 3 (47:27):
It's chocolate pisastio crunch.
Speaker 6 (47:28):
It's got kind of a wafer wavery texture in the middle,
like a creamy kit cat. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
Someone bought it for me last week and I just went, no.
Speaker 3 (47:37):
Thank you. Oh no, Garry, I'm uh so, you got
to turn off my alerts and my watch now because
somebody caught me as a I'm looking at my watch
while I was talking to him. Did not go well.
And that was the first thing you warned me about
(47:58):
what getting an Apple watch was. Yeah, don't get.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
Alert It's the reason I stopped wearing one. Yeah, because
I found that what I thought was going to be
the main feature, which is I can glance at my
watch and not be rude, is in fact, viewdo's a
lot more rude than checking your phone.
Speaker 3 (48:13):
Yeah. So I get a text, I do a quick
glance at Elton John and Rihanna's as fish and I
look like a jerk. So yeah, it's it's a it's
not it's not working out for me. Yeah, so just
a just a heads up, turn off your your alerts here. Okay,
Well those are comments everybody. Thank you for writing in.
(48:34):
We appreciate it. We appreciate you for being a part
of the show. We'll do more comments next episode as
well as I think there's going to be a flickin' yep,
what movie are you gonna do? Callen, You're gonna have.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
To just wait and find out.
Speaker 3 (48:49):
Wow, I'm trying to get people to sign up for Patreon.
My man.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
The House of Dynamite.
Speaker 3 (49:04):
Oh fantastic. I've seen this and I think Gary and
I talked about already too. Yeah, okay, House of Dynamite
I directed by Catherine Bigelow. That's right. J C's X
very good. Oscar Oscar winning And.
Speaker 6 (49:21):
How are we doing, by the way, on uh on
getting JC on your Your Dad show?
Speaker 2 (49:25):
We have him scheduled for December. Yeah, it'll be coming
out very shortly after the release of Avatar.
Speaker 8 (49:33):
And are you still in need of some technical services?
I believe multiple members of this very show offered.
Speaker 6 (49:38):
To be on site to assist you if you needed it.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
Yes, I did, I did take up. I did take
that up with Chris, and he gave me a tentative.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
Yes, you've got a backup if he turns to a
tentative no.
Speaker 8 (49:51):
I gotta as if you go, you know what, he
can bring someone, but not the person he originally wanted, would.
Speaker 2 (50:01):
Say that I went. I went down to his office
last week Live Storm Studios, just to uh scope everything out.
Speaker 3 (50:08):
Man, it's cool in there, location scatting. Look at that?
Would it be out? I plan on going? Is it
going to be weird that I come dressed as a nave?
Speaker 1 (50:20):
Only one way to find out?
Speaker 3 (50:21):
Okay, I'm coming, I'm gonna.
Speaker 6 (50:24):
I want to do a short joke so bad because they're.
Speaker 3 (50:26):
So tall, they're very tall. What's the joke I do it?
Speaker 6 (50:30):
I don't have one.
Speaker 3 (50:34):
Joke is just a declaration that you wish you had
one at that moment.
Speaker 6 (50:38):
Everyone gets one, and that was my one declaration. I'll
never do that again.
Speaker 3 (50:45):
I just want everybody I wish I had a joke
to oh boy, we're we're a odd one. That's Thanksgiving week.
Everyone gets a pass, all right? Well, anyway, thanks thanks
you all for listening. Let go around the horn, get
our plugs in and then we'll GTFO start that Patreon episode.
We can hear about House of Dynamite and I don't
(51:06):
know Matt talking about dude.
Speaker 6 (51:08):
I got share you too.
Speaker 3 (51:10):
I'm sure you do. Man. All right, well, all we started, Matt,
we want plugged before we head over there.
Speaker 6 (51:16):
Listen.
Speaker 8 (51:17):
I literally I'm gonna have a feast of Thanksgiving adjacent
content in this week's shay. I'll be very happy to
chat with you guys about so please check us out
Patreon dot com, slash water cooler.
Speaker 3 (51:30):
Oh Caln, there's a great video of will William H.
Macy going around where he was talking about what his
favorite Thanksgiving food is and he just goes stuffing And
I don't want anything crazy in it. I don't want
all lives. I don't want anything just he's I think
he just said, just wet it and heat it all.
I want just wet it and heat it up.
Speaker 2 (51:50):
That's why I love William H.
Speaker 6 (51:51):
Macy.
Speaker 3 (51:53):
Dos what about you?
Speaker 5 (51:54):
I'm gonna be in Vegas doing comedy shows with Rudy
Povich December fourth through six, that delirious uh inside the
Silver Seven's Casino. It'll be fun two shows a night too,
very good fucking kind of stoked about it.
Speaker 4 (52:12):
Follow me at Dos Angeles for all the deets.
Speaker 3 (52:15):
Nice dos Angels in Vegas and I love me some
Rudy too, known him for a few years.
Speaker 4 (52:20):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (52:21):
Gary Pittreon dot com slash water Cooler. If I got
the other half of this show, We're doing a meet
up in a movie club tomorrow night, probably as you're
hearing this, maybe tonight as you're hearing this, And yeah,
there's all kinds of cool stuff check out.
Speaker 3 (52:36):
Let's go. And then Caitlin, how about you.
Speaker 2 (52:39):
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subscribe and I like the comments, great review share.
Speaker 6 (52:49):
It's a lot of asks. Do you want them to
do all of that?
Speaker 4 (52:54):
Tell your neighbor about it.
Speaker 5 (52:55):
Yeah, tell your friends, do a podcast just about it.
Speaker 2 (53:02):
Start a reddit thread.
Speaker 3 (53:04):
Mhm, start a sub reddit mm hmm, if if I,
if I? If I just a live stream that podcast
James Cameron and with Matt Dawson and Gary on the
line and we recorded. Does that count a see him
coming on our show?
Speaker 1 (53:21):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (53:22):
I guess and we can Yeah, I might. We might
have to do that just so we can say we
have James Cameron, you know, for sweeps week. Yeah, so
we'll do that. I remember one time we're doing a
I was doing this working at this like drum clinic
with a do you know Dave Weckle is das no
doesn't ring a bell, incredible, incredible drummer, jazz drummer, and
(53:45):
and there's a guitar next to me, and I just
started like, if I start fiddling on the strings while
he's playing a beat on the drums, it's kind of
jamming with him.
Speaker 5 (53:52):
And so yeah, hey man, dude, I shared the stage
with I can't even remember now, but a long time ago.
Like sure, my band played second and the headliner played fourteenth,
but we still shared the stage. Like I shared the
stage with Blues Traveler.
Speaker 3 (54:14):
That's right, that's right.
Speaker 5 (54:15):
Even though there was fucking ten hours in between us,
I still did.
Speaker 3 (54:19):
No oh that counts and offspring and lit there you go. Yeah,
I've seen it. I mean that's what I put in
our bio. All right. Well, anyway, thanks everybody for listening,
Thanks for hanging out with us. We appreciate you, and
we'll see you Later's super patren And if we don't
see there, which we should though, I mean, come on, guys,
(54:39):
you can you can you support us there? No, if
we don't. Just want to wish you and all yours
are happy, happy Thanksgiving, and just want to let you
know how appreciative we are of you and thank you.
We hope you take this week two to really do
the right thank you to your fellow podcast No, just
do some grad dude in your life and just and
just understand that it's good. It's good to be thankful
(55:01):
for things, and so we hope that perspective helps you
out a lot. All right, that'll do for this episode
of Our Cool We'll see you lads speak for Patroon.
We love you. Goodbye,
Oh yeah, oh yeah, Kaylin, I did the whole show
roitered up last time, and.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I got a new video game. All right, here we
get let's talk about it on air. I got to
write this video off.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
All right in five Oh my god. All right, well
that's going the start of the show right there. You've
been recorded. Yeah, so sorry, Kaylin. All right, here we go, guys,
as smooth as I always do it in five four
three two. Hey, welcome to water Cooler. Thank you so
(00:45):
much for tuning in hanging out with us. We appreciate you.
You know how the show goes a Chris locksamna kick
it with my Corolla digital buds of yesteryear with me today.
All the way in Austin, Texas, we have Matt Fondelier. Hey, brother,
(01:07):
I'm Matt Dawson. Are you just grunting or sign.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
I make noises? Dude?
Speaker 5 (01:11):
I'm sorry, dude, I mean in my older has all
the way from North Hollywood, California. The guy who's so
old he just can't control the noises coming out of them.
It's rare that he's growing very stressful saying hello, Yeah, No,
it wasn't.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
It wasn't that. It was just this collective sigh.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
It was a sigh. I've been signing a lot more
in my life too. I want to get into this.
Let me produce everybody else that's here, Long Beach, California,
like myself. It's cayleb Bean. What's going on? Hey, Calen?
Welcome back, Thank you, you're welcome.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
And then all the way ut haircut?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Thank you first, want to say it?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Go ahead, continue that good job, matt uh and then
all the way in Orange County, California. Much more mellow
then last week. It's mister Gary Smith.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Happy birthday, motherfucker.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Oh thank you, thanks Gary.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
I guess I should have been first to say that.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I will say that I appreciate that until you jumped
in with the haircut comment.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
That was not lost upon me as well. That had
to be the first to tell Calen that he had
a nice haircut.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
That's pretty funny.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah it was. It was my It was my birthday
last week, Matt, So don't worry. You missed it by
a mile.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Did you text him a day early like a real friend.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Gary's getting little ahead of himself. He's now now he's
going on four hours in front. The calendar is a mess.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I get alerts for things that are like, you know,
maybe it's tomorrow, maybe it's happening right now, who knows.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
All good. We'll talk about the birthday in just a second,
but first the sign. I'm noticing that I have been
doing a lot of that too, or it drives Jen crazy,
like I'll just do the dishes and it from the kitchen.
She'll be in the living She'll just hear this.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah, if you guys, when I hear when I do that,
which is often what's wrong? Yeah, And ninety percent of
the time the answer is, what are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I'm just breathing, baby, I don't like a big yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
I don't know that I've done that. And she's like, well,
that sounds like you're annoyed sigh, And I'm like, you
know what, You're probably right this in this instance, in
the next nine probably no, it's just me living my life.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
I I do like a big exhale, and I like,
I like to do the big exhale, but out of
the smallest hole in my mouth possible. So it's.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
And trumpet.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Yeah, I'm basically yeah, Dizy Gillespie cheeks and it it
sounds like I'm annoyed. My my, my, my beautiful bride Jenny.
She's a saint. It's always concerned about about me, and
I'm just confused a lot of the times, like what
are you talking about? No, I'm fine, but she's like, well,
(04:16):
you always seem to be doing it, like when you're
doing the dishes or doing something you don't really want
to be doing. Regardless, I have been sighing a lot
more das, so I hear you.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
It's been an extra stressful the last five days.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
What's going on? I know, I know you've You've welcomed
some new yes love in your life.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
Via and my.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Mom came down.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
We got we got my mom two kiddies, little kitties.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
And they're awesome.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Let's see them a couple.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I saw a.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Picture during another one in a few minutes.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Just call him over there, they'll come him on command. Right.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
My mom also brought brought her husky down here, and
so for the first day or so, we were just
kind of rotating the dogs because my dog doesn't like
other dogs, so we rotated dogs. And then we found
(05:19):
an expert canine trainer in North Hollywood and we went
in for an evaluation. Brought both dogs and ended up
leaving the dogs there to be trained.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
Oh not like a cage match.
Speaker 7 (05:40):
No, all right, And and my dog, my dog has
never been in a shelter before.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
My dog is afraid of other dogs. He doesn't have
the confidence to just be a regular dog. So it's
been breaking my heart for the last couple of days.
But we did talk to the dog trainer today. He
sent me a lot of videos of Champ and Leah,
my mom's dog, walking together, sitting together, tolerating each other.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
All right, okay, this is a good story.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
We're making progress.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
We're making progress. But then you know, the kicker is
Leah's a husky, Leah's cool. Leah is not the problem.
Champ is the problem. And I need to keep Champ
for the next four weeks.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
That is what he said. So in four weeks and
five thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Five thousand dollars, Wow, I get my dog back.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
That's a lot of Patreon subscription, it's a.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Lot of Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
So I'm actually not I'm you know, it's my philosophy
with money. You've probably heard me say this, It's just money.
I'll make more.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Can I have your But.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I believe the quote was a lot. I used to
have five grand, and now I have this dog that's
not as well.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Well. See, that's the thing when you think about it.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
First of all, the reason why my dog is acting
like he acts is because he lacks confidence. And could
you imagine going through your life afraid?
Speaker 4 (07:20):
That doesn't seem fair?
Speaker 6 (07:21):
Can't you imagine that it seems fair for a dog.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
I never worked it, And so what we decided to
do is, I'm going to go ahead and pay for
my dog.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
I'm going to get my dog trained.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
He's the problem problem solved, and we're finally going to
have a big family of animals and everybody's going to
get along with my mom lives here.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Everything's gonna be cool. I no longer have to get
a dog.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Sitter when I, you know, need to go places, because
my mom's house is going to be right next door
and my dog will just go right over there.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Part of the family boom taken care of.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
So in reality, it's an investment you're going to.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
It's it's a major investment. It's going to be it's
going to be great. The thing I'm not it's it's
you know, I threw the five grand out there just
so you can see ridiculously how much this is going
to fucking cost.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
I better, the dog better be able to cook soup
after this.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
But the thing that it's just the the really hard
part on me is I think about my boy in
a fucking cage at night and he's going, what dude,
what happened?
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Where? Where's my where's my guy? You know, it's just
fucking so it really is weighing very fucking heavily on
my mind.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
That hopefully, if this all goes according to the plan,
this all just becomes a blip. Yeah, and you but
I know while you're in it, it's going to be
a lot harder. But if it all works out, which
I think it will, then your you're once I think,
I mean doctor Doolittle.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
And I talked to the guy.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
We talked to the dog trainer today for like forty
five minutes, and he's like, he's like, both of these
dogs are great, they're smart, but Champ needs to be
broken down and retrained. And and I guarantee you your
dogs are going to be happy together. They they they're
going to love each other by the time they get
(09:23):
out of here.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Nice.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
Yeah, so we're all happy. And I think that sigh.
A lot of these sighs these are are because it's like, okay, dude,
just relax, everything's fine, gonna be okay. And it's just
you know, but it's been It's amazing that the amount
of stress and what what it can just do to you.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Dude. It's just I'm.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Fucking exhausted because I've spent the last three days just
stressed out thinking about my dog.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
Damn. Yeah, So whatever can I ask? When did the
cat that's come into the mix?
Speaker 5 (10:02):
I got the cats from my mom, my neighbor. My
neighbors take care of astray, and the stray was pregnant
and had babies underneath my mom's house. And and so
my my neighbor had a tracker on the cat and
(10:23):
he's like, it looks like cats under your house.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Can I go there and get the kittens?
Speaker 5 (10:27):
I'm like absolutely, And I told my mom, and my
mom said, well, Michael, if if the cats were given
birth under my house, site that means I get kiddies.
That's legally, that means I get kiddies. I'm like, okay,
So we were just going to get one. My mom
picked out the one she wanted, and then my neighbor's like, okay,
I just got to find another home for this one.
(10:50):
And I'm like, mom, we're not getting one cat, We're
getting two, that's right.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
And so we named him Ricky and Lucy.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
And and they're they're fucking hilarious and adorable. I'll bring
one of them out here in a couple of minutes.
The cutest little thing.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Who did I see on social media that you were
deciding not to get.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Up to p for?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Is that Lucy?
Speaker 4 (11:16):
That was Lucy?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Yeah, she's a normble she's really yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
Yeah, because she was sitting in between my legs recliner, I.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Thought you were and you weren't getting up like you're
on the cat.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Ironically, I should have been more descriptive. It is posted
a photo of him watching.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Very is a good question. You are still are these
cats still in the training period right now?
Speaker 4 (11:40):
We're not?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Are you actively training that?
Speaker 6 (11:43):
No? Use your method?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Yeah, he's going to give some other guy five grand
a pee on him later.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Smart, Smart, I should encourage the able clearing up archives.
This is not this is not this is a callback
to a past episode. This is not a new thought
that we have had.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
Yes, new to the show. I p I have a
history of peeing on animals.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
You know, that doesn't make it better. I thought it
would get that, but it doesn't really make it better. Well.
Congratulations on the new members of the fan though, dos.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
And thank you.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
They're the cutest in the world. And my mom's husky
is like their mama.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
It's so fun, really cute. Love it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
I was thinking about doctor Doolittle though. Did he ruin
it for everybody else named Dolittle who wanted to become
a doctor?
Speaker 8 (12:35):
Because you're going to ask you, did he ruin it
for everybody who ever wanted to talk to animals?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Not sence Hauser. Has there been a name that was
so sullied.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Like if if you were at the hospital and sort
of like, oh, doctor Doolittle is gonna come on in,
check on you, check on your heart. I don't know,
so yeah, I might. It might ruin some people's career paths.
But Dawson, so I grew up with a cat, Matt
asking him for the show if I ever had a cat,
and I did, and I loved him to death. His
(13:03):
name was Kitty. And I think your mackerel tabby very
cute and so back in the day I when I
was playing, I would play acoustic guitar in my room.
He loved it, and he would wherever he was in
the house. If I just strum, you know, just something
(13:25):
like an E minor? Dos you know something nice? Big?
Speaker 4 (13:28):
Sure that cats, I'll play an E minor.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
He'll just come running. You just hear his little pause
on the on the floor, just running to wherever or
you know, wherever he could find me. And he just
sits and then he lies down on his back and
he just listens to me play guitar. And if I
ever stopped playing guitar, he would meow until I would
play again. So I thought it would be kind of
(13:54):
funny if I recorded a song with him using those pauses,
And so I'll play clauses. I'll there you go. That
was just waiting to say something, say something, and he
got it ready to pounce. I was, uh, very good, dude,
you're on you're audit today. But here's a here's a
(14:14):
little audio sample of me playing guitar.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
With Sweet.
Speaker 6 (14:23):
Kitty for me.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Yeah for me.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
You gotta mic the cat better next time.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Here's a laptop mic mekt every pause. It's a medium,
but I can't hear my okay, basically made it.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Next time. You just got to mic the cat better, dude.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
I mean, that's that's pretty or something you heard some
you heard some phase phase issues. I think us yeah,
right to divert that a little bit at a little
little compression maybe like yeah, maybe a little four to
one ratio on that had a little gain. I think
a little bit of that sizzle.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
You were ahead of your time. One of the best
memes going around right now is the mashup of Benson
Boone singing his song and then every time it cuts
to the cap yowing that's.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Just I have to watch that. Before that, it was
it was videos that would cut to that turtle having sex.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah, that was the thing.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Okay, but I was like, please somebody recognize that because
I'm gonna sound like a crazy.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
That was.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
This is much more wholesome. I will send you Benson
Boone and before the show's over, I can't wait.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
All right, Well, and since we're since we're already talking
about it, I also have some pet news.
Speaker 6 (15:53):
Oh no, no, no, you got a bigger tank. It's positive now. Uh.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
This was mainly discussed on our Patreon episodes, but I'll
fill everybody in here, just because there's probably rumors about
me torturing animals. I uh uh, my son got a
goldfish at the local fair. And while all the rest
of everybody else's goldfish who also want have died, this
goldfish has survived and has been living in a small
(16:23):
little container for about over a month, as I would
change his water every day and a half and and
he's been going strong.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
But for anyone who has been following, when you say container,
you are talking about something that's roughly the size of
a small lunchbox.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Yeah, but it's still meant for fish. It's just it's small.
And this is a small fish too.
Speaker 6 (16:45):
Didn't you have some weird prison photos taunting him on
the walls?
Speaker 1 (16:49):
I feel like you set sidebook.
Speaker 6 (16:51):
It was a suicide book, right, What was.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
A suicide book? It was a kid's book. We would
we would show him kids books of fishing flushed down
the oh no so, and I would feed him all
the time. And then after talking to a fish expert
on this very show, mm hmm, even even he's saying, okay, well,
(17:13):
Kaylen is amongst the five expert where Kaylen uh proceeded
to berate me of how I am torturing this fish,
and that fish isn't living in a prison and overfeeding it.
I wasn't overfeeding it. Actually I was never overfeeding it.
(17:35):
Maybe I fed it. I fed it maybe twice a day.
And he's like, I gotta go down to one. But
that sounds like more like a diet that's not really
over That sounds like one hundred.
Speaker 6 (17:45):
You just called him an expert too, so you really
dug yourself.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Yeah, well he didn't agree, so I think now we're even.
Well anyway, I finally did it. I went to the
fish store and uh, basically got I'm a little upgraded pad.
Speaker 6 (18:01):
Yeah, I called it.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
I went to fish zillow and got him a very nice,
spacious ten gallon tank. Kailin good.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Did you go to the place thought serve fish and
chips Trickly Fish?
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Yeah? Yes, I shout out to Steve at Strickly Fish
by the way, very very helpful. Also, uh, big listener
of the podcast. So he saw my credit card and
was like, I knew it was you.
Speaker 8 (18:31):
I gotta I gotta say here. Hearing that it's ten gallon,
it's pretty big.
Speaker 6 (18:35):
We expecting a couple of fish fish friends coming soon.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Well, here's the thing, Matt.
Speaker 6 (18:42):
You enjoyed this experience of overfeeding fish.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
So this is a this is a goldfish. And I
had a lot of questions for the people at the
fish store, and one and one of them was can
he have some buddies? Could he have some pals? And
they said goldfish don't typically have a lot of.
Speaker 6 (19:01):
Live long enough to be friends.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
They don't have a lot of friends. Yeah, they.
Speaker 6 (19:07):
Most of them just die at the fair.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Yeah. So they said you could probably get one more,
but I wouldn't. I wouldn't got more than that because
for a few things. One they just they just don't
drive well with other fish. And also they like their
water a lot colder than most other fishes. Most other
all the other fishes needed a heater, which I bought,
by the way, Kielan, But goldfish like their water cold,
(19:31):
so I don't use the heater. So it is now
just hanging out.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
You could get more goldfish, though, Yeah, well I got one.
I mean, I know, drive well with other fish, but
other goldfish.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Yeah, I got one other fish.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Why did you buy the heater?
Speaker 6 (19:48):
Oh you got a second fish?
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Oh you got a second Okay, they got a second fish.
Black was a weird way to drop that black one.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
You got a black goldfish?
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Yeah, black goldfish, Get out of here. It's beautiful. And
so I bought this fish and it's a girl, Matt,
How dare you? It's really weird that you would just
assume that, by the way, that what there could be
girl fish too.
Speaker 6 (20:12):
All Right, I'll believe it when I see it.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
I actually don't know I fish a girl. But but
but we're just pretending it is. So it's Elton and Rihanna.
I'll let you figure out which one's which and whoa Jesus,
because one's a girl, one's a guy, Carrie, What the hell?
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Why Elton and Rihanna?
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Because I went through Betty's playlists and he has a
he loves this Elton John song and he loves this
real which one he loves I'm still standing?
Speaker 4 (20:45):
Okay, good song.
Speaker 6 (20:48):
Song.
Speaker 5 (20:48):
Actually, I did a radio show today where I had
to backsell that song and say things about it.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Yeah, he he loves it. He loves that was the
first song he sang. Because I would go still standing
and he would go yeah, yeah, yeah, So that's a
great song. The first song he knows. Did you wait
for him to fact, yeah, wait, I both you asked
a question. I I'm just gonna say yes to both,
because yeah, Cale he loves it from the movie Sing
(21:16):
and Gary something about him standing he does stand, so yeah,
I think, yeah, I got it.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
I was asking if you waited until he was in
fact standing.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Yeah. But also when I carry everywhere in the backs
of the car anything sure, so loves that. And then
his Rihanna song is Umbrella DAWs and I know you
love that song, so.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
Umbrella yeah, ella ella, he does the l's.
Speaker 6 (21:38):
Oh careful, we're not gonna be able to post this
on YouTube.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
That's true. That's true. Thank you, Matt.
Speaker 6 (21:42):
It sounds that real.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
So I got the I got the two fish kill
and I incorporated them in the tank the right way,
putting me in the bags and letting the temperature get
right and all that stuff. And I got the filter.
I got the rocks at the bottom, I got the
fake plants, the rock with.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
The hole in the middle, and the black one died.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
I'm styled out. I'm styled out. Got the big, got
the big.
Speaker 6 (22:05):
Is there a picture of this that you can share?
Speaker 3 (22:07):
I can't share my screen man. We've been over this, dude,
you're the host. No, but I got a new laptop
and I have to like do all these permissions for
it to allow me to share screens, and I don't
want to do the live on the air. So we're
just going to power through and just you can imagine
what a black goldfish looks like. And uh and a
regular goldfish. Just close your eyes.
Speaker 6 (22:27):
Actually, just picturing Elton John and Rihanna's faces with like
little fins on the side, just kind of floating around
on your tail.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
Actually, Chris question a lot of black goldfish or the
kind of goldfish with big eyes. That's yes, you get
a big eye fish or not the bubble their bubble eyes.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
Yeah, you got a big eye got look so cool man?
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 6 (22:51):
Now are the fish getting along?
Speaker 3 (22:54):
They they love each other, They're playing around. I mean
I think they with each other.
Speaker 6 (22:58):
Maybe you're going to have baby fish in.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Who knows, is that possible? Kailin?
Speaker 6 (23:03):
Yeah, stream if a boyfish and a girlfish live together.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
But yeah, so so they're they're getting along great. So yeah,
I have I have pets now too, And uh, it's
been very very fulfilling. As I said there, I think
there's it's been proven there's something that happens to you chemically.
When you watch fish just swim in a tank. It
soothes your stress. It reduces your size by forty and
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it's why.
Speaker 6 (23:34):
It reduces your size.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
Yeah, you become the medium.
Speaker 6 (23:37):
Excuse me for a second, I'm a little confused.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
You get skinnier.
Speaker 6 (23:41):
I'm gonna try this.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
And somebody was talking about this. It reduces your signing
as well, and then uh, and I think that's why
I believe like one of the first screensavers was just
a bunch of fish swimming around because it was nice
to look out when yeah, there.
Speaker 6 (23:58):
Was a spreezy where you could shoot mymes.
Speaker 8 (24:00):
Do you guys remember that one limes? Yeah, yep, no,
all right, what yeah, what.
Speaker 6 (24:13):
It was? It was a murder screen saver.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Well you get yeah, because I had to be quiet,
so I don't know about that though.
Speaker 6 (24:24):
Someone on the internet and Vinda gave me yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
I'm sure takes so I got. I went to the
fish store on on the fortieth. I turned forty very recently,
and congratulations birthday, thank you, thank you, thank you, and uh,
and Jen's like, so where should we go eat? Let's
(24:47):
let's go out for dinner. Tonight, let's let's And I said,
all I want to do is go to the fish
tour for the poor fish. And I want to take
my kid to In and Out for the first time.
Speaker 6 (24:57):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
And yeah, we went to In and Out and he
got to go into that white restaurant, that bright white restaurant.
He got to try the pink lemonade she loved. Got
him a plain burger, a plain cheeseburger. I got me
animal style everything, given my drink.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
And you bring you.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
Well, throw it at you.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Well you should. You should check it out. I'm not
going to tell you that's I want. I want them
to surprise you. But bring an apron.
Speaker 5 (25:33):
Well, obviously it has grilled onions in it, but.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
You have to and mustard grilled ice. It's really good, Yeah,
mustard fed. But he loved it. He loved it, even
the French fries, which I actually like their fries, so
I'm not I'm not tripping, but it was very, very.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Very Give him the spread.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
I want to shake too. He got a taste of shake.
Uh no, he didn't. He didn't try to spread. So
I was wondering why Gary has been kind of quiet,
and uh, I just looked at my stuff. I looked
at my watching. Hey, I generated Elton John and Rihanna
(26:14):
as fish.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
The eyes are not right on Rihanna though.
Speaker 6 (26:18):
Some of us can share their screen, So there you go.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
The eyes need to be huge, very good.
Speaker 6 (26:22):
That is exactly what I pictured. Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Okay, well anyway, thank you.
Speaker 6 (26:32):
We're living in guys man. This is peak.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
We're here, baby, we're here. So speaking of Peb's and Jays,
Matt and how you how wrong you're all you are
all the time?
Speaker 8 (26:46):
I feel so right now after looking at that picture,
it doesn't even bother me anymore.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
So. I had an incrustable the other day, which, if
we all remember, it is a peanut butter and jelly
pre made sandwich by smoke.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
It's necessary leapanut butter and jelly.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
But generally generally which and I love, they usually served ted.
They usually served for I mean, do you buy them
frozen and you have to thaw them and and uh
so usually they're great golf snack, for instance, because you
just take the frozen when you put it in your
(27:21):
bag and at the turn if you don't, if you're
not on the mood for a Glizzie the.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Great golf snack. I mean, don't let's not get sacrilegious here.
I think that's more of a fifth hole type of snack. Right.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Oh yeah, yeah, well so okay, I had want to
get the cramp. I had my first country club experience
over the weekend.
Speaker 6 (27:38):
Oh nice, you are living man, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
I really am. Yeah. So I went with my my
brother in law to his country club. I won't say
which one because I don't want to doos anybody here,
but I had a blast and it was just like
playing there versus playing like the regular courses. It was
a kind to playing my whole life. I feel like
I've been playing on a bad cornhole board and I
(28:01):
finally play like on a real nice one made of
like birch and just just has great slide. It's just
a solid piece and you have the best bags. So
it's definitely it was like almost making a different game,
but it definitely is so. And the golf carts are
just beautiful. They they have the gps, they have the
(28:23):
phone chargers, they have these on each side. They have
like these coolers filled with water and ice, and so
I'm standing by it and this guy is like, hey,
water cooler, and I go all right, water cooler, Like, yeah,
that's a cooler, dude, water cooler. I love the show
(28:46):
water Cooler because I could. I was just like it
was so bad. I was like, I'm standing next to
cooler filled with water. There's very any buying us all
beers that you know bring and running them out to
us in the middle of the course.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
And this was not someone that your brother in law
knew necessarily recognize you in the due so.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
Shout out to be at the club. I won't say
his name either, that's not Docks anybody, but but yeah,
it's pretty sweet. I'll tell you.
Speaker 6 (29:19):
Is this person not supposed to be at the golf course?
What are you afraid of? This fans name?
Speaker 3 (29:23):
I don't know. I don't want, I don't I don't know.
I don't know what the etiquette is at these places, Garrett.
They feel like secret society.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
He's at the country club, stays at the country club.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Let's just that, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
The fact that you encountered another one. I love that
your water cooler encounters are at the country club. That's amazing.
Speaker 6 (29:41):
We have a certain demographic gear.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
I love it. You'll be surprised if. By the way,
I should use this time to let everybody know. We
do a Patreon show every week as well, which is
an extra episode every week and add free episode. It's
for the littlest five dollars a month. If you've got
a patreon dot com slash watercooler, you get access to
this movie, clubs, meetups, things like that, oportunities for all
that stuff, and our demographic, Like, we do these meetups
and some people are like, ohyah, I'm a doctor, I'm
(30:04):
a lawyer, I'm a country club member, I'm a gun
owner whatever, and yeah, we just well, actually everybody's a
gun owner. Weirdly, it's, uh, all these meetups, everybody kind
of flashes their piece, which is not everybody. Most people
keep that there they can, but they can if we
call for But yeah, so it's it's, uh, we have
(30:27):
a we have a wide range of listeners, and we
appreciate every single one of you.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
All right.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Well, anyway, it was like and Gary, every every like
five holes you just go to like a little snackshack
and it.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Just filled all the hospitality station.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Oh my gosh, dude, you just just coolers of whatever
you want. To drink anything, any snack, if you want
to eat food, ice cream, you just grab it and
you go just like, yeah, it's living the life. Yeah,
it's pretty amazing. So I was very very impressed with
the hospitality. My golf was. The golfing was quite humbling though,
(31:03):
to be honest.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
All right, that's the problem with playing those really nice
courses and you get out there and you take a
look at it, and on that first tea box you're like, well,
I mean with these kind of conditions, like I mean,
I'm just gonna lay it down.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
That's what I thought. That's what I thought.
Speaker 6 (31:16):
The problem with the nice looking courses you're too busy
looking at it, taking your eye off the ball.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
That's the problem with the really nice courses that your
shitty game came with you.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
That too in my case, but I did get to
have an uncrustable and I looked at the PB to
J Ratio and there's peanut butter on both sides, Shelley
in the middle. So they do it right and it's nice.
All right, Well, let's see, we still have comments to do.
We got stuff to get into. So why don't we
(31:46):
Why don't we hit some Klambies, Liz and hear from
you the listeners. Let's go alrighty and these coliments that
could come from either page which I mentioned, or a
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that's still growing to this very day. And we love
every one of you, and we wish you all happy
Thanksgiving this week because this is a this is a
time to really show appreciation for the things you love
and the people you love. All right, by the way,
(32:32):
this week huge because of Thanksgiving, but I think even
bigger because we get to talk about Vincent terrorizing a
New York I mean a Los Angeles cab driver played
by Jamie Fox for movie Club. That's right. Calen picked Collateral,
which I turned on last two nights ago. I was
(32:54):
sitting in front of the TV and Jen sitting next
to me, and I go, Jen, I'm gonna show you
a trailer for something and you let me know if
you want to watch this tonight, and I play the
Collateral trailer and she's watching it. She's like, I may
have seen this already. I may have seen this already.
I'm like, ah. And then I looked at her and
(33:17):
I'm like, how can you not know? Look at Tom
Cruise like I'm looking at him, like how would you
not know if you've seen this? Like you think you've
seen it. There's no way you've seen this because you
would remember it. It's so good and it's just so bizarre.
Tom Cruise is the bad guy and he's his hair's.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
I tend to agree with you, but I will pull
the curtain back a little bit here and say that
there is a fairly notable thing and cameo in that
movie that I completely forgot was there.
Speaker 6 (33:47):
There's two no spoilers here, right there are.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
There are two. I'm thinking of the very first one.
The first one was Wow, I just completely forgot about that.
And that's why I was very glad i'd rewatched the movie.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
And and so she said, Okay, well I think I've
seen her, Like, well, I don't think you have. So
I started playing it and in the first like twenty seconds,
when Jamie Fox just getting in his cabin puts his
like looks at his postcard up. There's like, oh, I've
seen this, And I looked at her and I yelled
her at her a little bit more like what we
just started the movie. I just got pumped. I'm just
(34:20):
an to watch this now. And then she looked at
me and she goes, you showed this to me. How
do you not remember showing No, lit'll taste in my
own not only have I seen it, but it was
foisted upon Yeah, yeah exactly. She's like, you've terrorized this
to me with this movie before that one, Yeah, we
(34:44):
watched we watched something else. I think I let her
spatch whatever she wanted. I was like, okay, I'll just
sit next to you. Your choice. Good job that right,
I don't mind like like she's always thinking you should
like the thing we're watching. No, I'll just sit next
and I'll just second screen it and I'll just chill
like I don't need to be as invested, So you
(35:06):
can watch whatever you want, and you know, then you
watch some garbage prison doc or something. All right, but
let's let's go to our client feeling I'm teasing. Let's
go to our comments. Alrighty, let's start off with some
Facebook comments here. Uh, David Vella. He posted a picture
(35:31):
of his uh odometer and he says, I've been working
on this one for nearly five years, and his adometer
is at sixty. He took took a picture. He's not
driving at the time because the speed is currently zero.
So he stopped to take this picture, which is.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
I presume he stopped and parked the car and that's
where it will live for the rest of its Yeah,
and then he did.
Speaker 6 (35:54):
It was in the middle of the freeway and then
had to put the car in park.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
I think, yeah, well, the car is still park is
just on a truck on the way to the Smithsonian.
I think that's what he told me.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
The Smithsonian went out over the Peterson. There was a
protracted legal battle.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
Yes, but he says the next target is eighty thousand,
eighty five five yeah, five. So well, congratulations, David, Enjoy
enjoy your party, Enjoy the celebration.
Speaker 4 (36:23):
Congratulations.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
Let's see here.
Speaker 5 (36:27):
I mean, are you going to actually fucking if you
If your car says sixty nine four twenty, you kind.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
Of have to.
Speaker 5 (36:34):
You're obliged to sixty nine and smoke a joint.
Speaker 4 (36:40):
At the party.
Speaker 5 (36:40):
You're supposed to do that just supposed to get high
and sixty nine someone.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Oh not At the same time, those are the rules.
Speaker 4 (36:47):
I don't make them. Those are the rules. So I
get back to us on that.
Speaker 6 (36:52):
Yeah, please, I read them.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Let's see here. The Ian FitzGeralds as Hey Bobo's is
the Instagram page that used to curate the bean scale
still active? Oh yeah, there was an instagram that would
I would do that for you, camp, but I think
your your scores has just been too crazy that maybe
it can keep up. I don't know, is it.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
An Instagram page or was he talking about the AI
Ooh we should we should just ask. I don't remember
an Instagram page.
Speaker 3 (37:21):
David Hunley made the AI I think I think yeah,
But anyway, Scott Phillips writes, I'm late to the game,
but try peanut butter and marshmallow fluff probably sixty forty Caitlin, No.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
No, well, I hate marshmallows.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
So you hate marshalls part of that?
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (37:42):
What about rice crispy treats?
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Those are fine?
Speaker 2 (37:46):
Okay, I don't like.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
If he was.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Their primary ingredient is marshmallows.
Speaker 6 (37:54):
Yeah, but it's a lot of crispy. But it is
funny though, it's really a glaze. It's a marshmallow glaze.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
Jen bought some kettle corn from Trader Joe's that we're
gonna watch while we were eating.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
While I was what you guys don't have kids in
your earbud getting what? Well, Matt has his kettle, his
kettle corn brought to the door. Yeah, we have to
go to the store.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
We don't get we don't get that door to door,
very fancy, fancy service in my place. So we have
to we have to go and hunt and gather for
a kettle corn.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
You gotta go settle your kettle.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
That's right, mad door just coming in. Swove it in
on Matt. So she gets this kettle corn from Trader
Joe's and it's a hot honey kettle corn. Hot honey
kettle corn, Hot honey.
Speaker 6 (38:43):
I'm interested.
Speaker 5 (38:44):
Sounds like you should eat that while you's sixty nine
and smoke a joint.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
I would not recommend just because of the hot like
we should.
Speaker 8 (38:53):
That's actually what they call that. That's what they call
it when you sixty nine four twenty. Someone's called it
hot honey.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Yeah, yeah, but honey's gotten a little a little big
for its breeches. But I've yet to encounter it on
something I don't like, so I'm open minded.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
I agree, Gary. Yeah, I mean I'm not. I don't
seek it out, but when it's there, I don't mind it,
although I seek it. I guess for this, well Jenny did,
but she We're eating it, and I'm like, it's all right,
has a little slow heat at the end. It's like
a slow cayenne at the end, and it's slightly kettle corny.
And I look at the ingredients at the cay end
(39:26):
at the guys.
Speaker 6 (39:28):
Don't apologize, Gary, Okay, embrace it.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
You're coming in hat. I look at the ingredients. Well
Jen does. Actually, I shouldn't take credit for this because
she is one that Reddit and she just goes sugar
is the first ingredient listed?
Speaker 4 (39:43):
Makes sense?
Speaker 3 (39:43):
Over over the popcorn.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
It's kettle cornugar first.
Speaker 6 (39:50):
They should put the corn.
Speaker 4 (39:52):
Well, no, here's.
Speaker 6 (39:55):
The alphabetically it makes more sense.
Speaker 5 (40:00):
Is the popcorn listed in the ingredients is sugar.
Speaker 4 (40:05):
There's more sugar in it.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
That's insane.
Speaker 6 (40:10):
Yeah, so it sounds like eating sugar.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
I basically am eating yet by the future diabetes.
Speaker 6 (40:17):
It was.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
It's just it's you shouldn't that's insane.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
So kettle bell.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
I did not that's right, I did not have another
another kernel of sugar, I guess right after I read that.
But freaked me out a little bit, freaked me out.
Let's see. Ryan Roberts says he just tried deviled eggs
for the first time. I was pretty all right.
Speaker 4 (40:41):
Oh yeah, so good.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
I almost got an eggs slaton.
Speaker 4 (40:46):
I should get my mom to make some of those.
Speaker 3 (40:50):
I got the smash burger instead.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
I guess it kind of depends on the location. Yeah,
I need to I need to see the location.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
I mean, that was the sophie's choice. It was between
those two.
Speaker 3 (41:01):
Yeah, he was.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
That is some range right there in your options.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
No, I just like to be happy and I like
tasty food.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
I understand.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
That's all. Nothing wrong, nothing wrong with that. Let's see here.
I'm patreon on Edmund Burns writes, we ride at down,
we do last, and then yeah a follow up, speaking
of Don, Don Powell writes, I'm back, but he has
(41:41):
a bread bull follow up. First, it's Donald on Facebook,
because remember Donald is on He puts it on Facebook
that he hates bread bulls. He says, it's Donald on
Facebook to make it easier for elderly family members who
are dead now, so I guess I could change it.
(42:01):
And then number two, as a man of embarrassingly four
hundred pounds, I resent being accused of eating slow. It
takes only a couple of minutes for the bread to
get soggy. I realized I'm a worst for having texture issues.
Speaker 8 (42:15):
I just think you did not get the right bread bulls.
I'm gonna encourage you to find out to seek out
other bread balls in your area. Don't go to Panera,
you know, you gotta like go to like a bakery,
like a really nice bakery.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
I will say, though it does get soggy, and the
soggy part isn't it's the crisp sour dough crust.
Speaker 5 (42:36):
Get some sour dough, get some chowder, eat it in
a bowl like an adult.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
All right, If you are determined to go down the
bread bull thing, I agree with Matt. You can't go
to Panara. You gotta go get a loaf of sour dough,
dig out your own, you know, bread bowl, cut off
the top, get the outside or the insides out, and
then what I like to do is put a little
butter on the inside. There and then throw.
Speaker 6 (43:01):
The butter that bull.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
Come on, you throw that bad boy in the oven.
Let the insides crisp up a little bit, a lot
less absorption.
Speaker 6 (43:09):
I've never even had a bread bull like that before.
I'm about to step up my bread bull game. My
bread bull game just got one butter bit better.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Thank you, Gary, You're welcome, Matthew. I think you'll I
think you'll like the results. And by the way, but
at the top of that lid, and throw that bad
boy in their face up, thank.
Speaker 6 (43:28):
You hot and here it's just me, damn.
Speaker 3 (43:33):
All right. Well well, Don Powell also says I'm all
in on bread spoons.
Speaker 6 (43:39):
You know what, I love it. Let's try it.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
I mean, we're gonna go get into these cobns. Next episode, Matt,
Matt did a shade of best food Vessels.
Speaker 6 (43:50):
Right, Oh yeah, yeah, I forgot I did.
Speaker 3 (43:52):
That episode upset about it.
Speaker 6 (43:56):
Oh shit, Yeah, that's called not being prepared. And then
a top I came up in the free show and
I thought I capitalized, but I guess I'm backfired.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
We'll see, just like Matt, some examples for those who
don't subscribe a patron, I'll reveal them here, he said,
a tortilla.
Speaker 6 (44:18):
I don't reveal the winner.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
I didn't say it was a winner, but tortilla one
and an ice cream cone.
Speaker 6 (44:29):
Yeah, you're gonna just give away all this content for free.
You gotta sign up, baby.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
I want people to want it. I want them to
I want It's called rage baiting.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
Yeah, oh no.
Speaker 3 (44:42):
All right. Eric Laporuz is about dropping the guy crowdsurfing
in the wheelchair. I'm sure it would be terrible. However,
there's a good chance it would only be the second
worst accident in that guy's life.
Speaker 5 (44:54):
Boom fucking Bravo and screen the That is good, Definitely,
there is always a bright side.
Speaker 4 (45:05):
That is just that's fantastic. Eric labor.
Speaker 3 (45:10):
Thankes, Aeric.
Speaker 4 (45:13):
I like it.
Speaker 3 (45:15):
Let's see. Marty Ward says, I think the reason this
is your first oh yeah, because Matsfield. It's our first
ever Tom Cruise movie watching Collateral during our whole movie club,
and Marty Ward says, I think the reason this is
your first ever Tom Cruise movie is because of how
we all saw him behave in the Hunger Dome. He
was a real jerk, not very cool, not very cool.
(45:38):
Darren Sutton, Oh, maybe we do this next episode. Dos,
but he says I need to hear more about Dawson's
the steroids era. It sounded like something worth mining a bit.
Speaker 5 (45:50):
I got a picture somewhere and pretn zone makes your
face fat moon face, It's called moonface.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
I took steroids on to the moon's face. If you
don't watch your mouth.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
It's called moonface because I think your cheeks swell up
to where your face like a moony.
Speaker 5 (46:09):
Yeah, which was a step up for me, but still, yeah, whatever,
it's not much to it. Just I had this blood
disease called idiopathic trauma side of penia purpa.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
God bless you.
Speaker 3 (46:30):
Your faces has gone. It's starting to go down all
the way, so we appreciate. Yeah, I'm glad you're recovering, okay.
Darren also says I wanted Matt to commit to white chocolate.
Speaker 4 (46:44):
What was the purple chocolate? Again? Rose chocolate? What was that?
Speaker 6 (46:48):
Ruby chocolate?
Speaker 3 (46:49):
Ruby chocolate, Marty Warty chocolate was everywhere chocolate?
Speaker 1 (46:55):
I no, you don't like the sweets, But have you
heard of ruby chocolate before?
Speaker 6 (47:00):
I have not?
Speaker 1 (47:01):
No, Yeah, Matt made it up.
Speaker 8 (47:04):
There's some myself on the internet and Chrisson.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
Have I what's what's this like Dubai chocolate. You guys
know about this one we're talking about.
Speaker 5 (47:19):
Then they said it's amazing, but then neither of them
can say what it is.
Speaker 6 (47:24):
It's got pistachios in it. I was very clear.
Speaker 3 (47:27):
It's chocolate pisastio crunch.
Speaker 6 (47:28):
It's got kind of a wafer wavery texture in the middle,
like a creamy kit cat. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
Someone bought it for me last week and I just went, no.
Speaker 3 (47:37):
Thank you. Oh no, Garry, I'm uh so, you got
to turn off my alerts and my watch now because
somebody caught me as a I'm looking at my watch
while I was talking to him. Did not go well.
And that was the first thing you warned me about
(47:58):
what getting an Apple watch was. Yeah, don't get.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
Alert It's the reason I stopped wearing one. Yeah, because
I found that what I thought was going to be
the main feature, which is I can glance at my
watch and not be rude, is in fact, viewdo's a
lot more rude than checking your phone.
Speaker 3 (48:13):
Yeah. So I get a text, I do a quick
glance at Elton John and Rihanna's as fish and I
look like a jerk. So yeah, it's it's a it's
not it's not working out for me. Yeah, so just
a just a heads up, turn off your your alerts here. Okay,
Well those are comments everybody. Thank you for writing in.
(48:34):
We appreciate it. We appreciate you for being a part
of the show. We'll do more comments next episode as
well as I think there's going to be a flickin' yep,
what movie are you gonna do? Callen, You're gonna have.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
To just wait and find out.
Speaker 3 (48:49):
Wow, I'm trying to get people to sign up for Patreon.
My man.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
The House of Dynamite.
Speaker 3 (49:04):
Oh fantastic. I've seen this and I think Gary and
I talked about already too. Yeah, okay, House of Dynamite
I directed by Catherine Bigelow. That's right. J C's X
very good. Oscar Oscar winning And.
Speaker 6 (49:21):
How are we doing, by the way, on uh on
getting JC on your Your Dad show?
Speaker 2 (49:25):
We have him scheduled for December. Yeah, it'll be coming
out very shortly after the release of Avatar.
Speaker 8 (49:33):
And are you still in need of some technical services?
I believe multiple members of this very show offered.
Speaker 6 (49:38):
To be on site to assist you if you needed it.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
Yes, I did, I did take up. I did take
that up with Chris, and he gave me a tentative.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
Yes, you've got a backup if he turns to a
tentative no.
Speaker 8 (49:51):
I gotta as if you go, you know what, he
can bring someone, but not the person he originally wanted, would.
Speaker 2 (50:01):
Say that I went. I went down to his office
last week Live Storm Studios, just to uh scope everything out.
Speaker 3 (50:08):
Man, it's cool in there, location scatting. Look at that?
Would it be out? I plan on going? Is it
going to be weird that I come dressed as a nave?
Speaker 1 (50:20):
Only one way to find out?
Speaker 3 (50:21):
Okay, I'm coming, I'm gonna.
Speaker 6 (50:24):
I want to do a short joke so bad because they're.
Speaker 3 (50:26):
So tall, they're very tall. What's the joke I do it?
Speaker 6 (50:30):
I don't have one.
Speaker 3 (50:34):
Joke is just a declaration that you wish you had
one at that moment.
Speaker 6 (50:38):
Everyone gets one, and that was my one declaration. I'll
never do that again.
Speaker 3 (50:45):
I just want everybody I wish I had a joke
to oh boy, we're we're a odd one. That's Thanksgiving week.
Everyone gets a pass, all right? Well, anyway, thanks thanks
you all for listening. Let go around the horn, get
our plugs in and then we'll GTFO start that Patreon episode.
We can hear about House of Dynamite and I don't
(51:06):
know Matt talking about dude.
Speaker 6 (51:08):
I got share you too.
Speaker 3 (51:10):
I'm sure you do. Man. All right, well, all we started, Matt,
we want plugged before we head over there.
Speaker 6 (51:16):
Listen.
Speaker 8 (51:17):
I literally I'm gonna have a feast of Thanksgiving adjacent
content in this week's shay. I'll be very happy to
chat with you guys about so please check us out
Patreon dot com, slash water cooler.
Speaker 3 (51:30):
Oh Caln, there's a great video of will William H.
Macy going around where he was talking about what his
favorite Thanksgiving food is and he just goes stuffing And
I don't want anything crazy in it. I don't want
all lives. I don't want anything just he's I think
he just said, just wet it and heat it all.
I want just wet it and heat it up.
Speaker 2 (51:50):
That's why I love William H.
Speaker 6 (51:51):
Macy.
Speaker 3 (51:53):
Dos what about you?
Speaker 5 (51:54):
I'm gonna be in Vegas doing comedy shows with Rudy
Povich December fourth through six, that delirious uh inside the
Silver Seven's Casino. It'll be fun two shows a night too,
very good fucking kind of stoked about it.
Speaker 4 (52:12):
Follow me at Dos Angeles for all the deets.
Speaker 3 (52:15):
Nice dos Angels in Vegas and I love me some
Rudy too, known him for a few years.
Speaker 4 (52:20):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (52:21):
Gary Pittreon dot com slash water Cooler. If I got
the other half of this show, We're doing a meet
up in a movie club tomorrow night, probably as you're
hearing this, maybe tonight as you're hearing this, And yeah,
there's all kinds of cool stuff check out.
Speaker 3 (52:36):
Let's go. And then Caitlin, how about you.
Speaker 2 (52:39):
Just falling about with Michael Bean go throw us to
subscribe and I like the comments, great review share.
Speaker 6 (52:49):
It's a lot of asks. Do you want them to
do all of that?
Speaker 4 (52:54):
Tell your neighbor about it.
Speaker 5 (52:55):
Yeah, tell your friends, do a podcast just about it.
Speaker 2 (53:02):
Start a reddit thread.
Speaker 3 (53:04):
Mhm, start a sub reddit mm hmm, if if I,
if I? If I just a live stream that podcast
James Cameron and with Matt Dawson and Gary on the
line and we recorded. Does that count a see him
coming on our show?
Speaker 1 (53:21):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (53:22):
I guess and we can Yeah, I might. We might
have to do that just so we can say we
have James Cameron, you know, for sweeps week. Yeah, so
we'll do that. I remember one time we're doing a
I was doing this working at this like drum clinic
with a do you know Dave Weckle is das no
doesn't ring a bell, incredible, incredible drummer, jazz drummer, and
(53:45):
and there's a guitar next to me, and I just
started like, if I start fiddling on the strings while
he's playing a beat on the drums, it's kind of
jamming with him.
Speaker 5 (53:52):
And so yeah, hey man, dude, I shared the stage
with I can't even remember now, but a long time ago.
Like sure, my band played second and the headliner played fourteenth,
but we still shared the stage. Like I shared the
stage with Blues Traveler.
Speaker 3 (54:14):
That's right, that's right.
Speaker 5 (54:15):
Even though there was fucking ten hours in between us,
I still did.
Speaker 3 (54:19):
No oh that counts and offspring and lit there you go. Yeah,
I've seen it. I mean that's what I put in
our bio. All right. Well, anyway, thanks everybody for listening,
Thanks for hanging out with us. We appreciate you, and
we'll see you Later's super patren And if we don't
see there, which we should though, I mean, come on, guys,
(54:39):
you can you can you support us there? No, if
we don't. Just want to wish you and all yours
are happy, happy Thanksgiving, and just want to let you
know how appreciative we are of you and thank you.
We hope you take this week two to really do
the right thank you to your fellow podcast No, just
do some grad dude in your life and just and
just understand that it's good. It's good to be thankful
(55:01):
for things, and so we hope that perspective helps you
out a lot. All right, that'll do for this episode
of Our Cool We'll see you lads speak for Patroon.
We love you. Goodbye,
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