T-Shirt Tactics (#502)

The guys discuss getting locked out, passed apps and popcorn.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Oh yeah, that's right. Neither of you are going to
start Welcome to water cooler. As you can probably already tell.
Chris LOSMANA not with us today, nor is Mike Dawson.
But I'm Gary Smith, and you know how this show goes.
I kick it oc style with uh with some of
my Corolla buds of yesterdayear more appropriately, just my friends
with me today? All the way in Long Beach, California.

(00:36):
It's kaylen Bean.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Not much? What's up?

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Not much?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Oh this is off to a great so with me today,
Halloway in Austin, Tajos it's Matt Fondelier by brother. All right,
well that's something Matt. What's going on?

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yeah? Oh, you know, just hanging out here, excited, schout
with my friends.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Wow, just just fuck right after?

Speaker 4 (01:04):
No, I got stuff, I got stuff, I got stuff
to talk about, all right. So I went out with
a buddy of mine this past weekend to go see
an improv comedy show.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Which I have not done in a long time.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
But the story really just begins and ends right out
of the gate, which is I was over at my
palace house waiting for the uber.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
We're having a couple of drinks, smoking, a couple of bulls,
and the cars here. He goes out first.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
I go out behind him, and as I'm closing the door,
my friend goes no, no, no, no no, and I
keep pulling the door closed. I don't know why, but
the door locks shut, and then his no no nose
registered with me, and I went, I probably should have
done that. Anyway, I don't have my keys to get
back into my house tonight. And we got into the
uber and I was just sitting there quietly like I'm

(01:57):
so sorry. He started asking me which window is the
best one to break?

Speaker 3 (02:06):
And I guess I'll pose that to you, guys.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
The one on the car of the locksmith you've called.
I don't know what kind of a question is that.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
Well, you're going out to a comedy show. You're going
to get home at you know, midnight, with even more
drinks in you. How else are you going to get
back into the house? His thought was break a window,
I said, try the doggy door.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
I mean, if he doesn't sound like a good I mean,
how big is this dog?

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Well, how big is this friend? I guess more to the.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Point, both are smaller than me. How about that?

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah, if the doggy door is not smaller than you,
than it is just a door, sir. Yeah, okay, I mean, look,
I guess the doggy door is sort of an option.
Are there any is there a scenario where there are
like small windows that are anywhere where he could break

(03:05):
a small ish window, get his hand in there and
get it, get a door unlocked.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
I mean, to be honest, I have only been to
this guy's house once, so I did not really do
an inspection of the windows.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Okay, Well, when he said, when he was posing this
question to you, like what were what was on the
menu for him?

Speaker 3 (03:22):
I mean I think it was like on the front,
the back, or the side.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
You know.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
I don't really think we got no more details than that.
He probably wouldn't bet would have been best off. I
guess in one of the bedrooms of side window or something.
I don't want to give away how to break into
my friend's house, you know.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah, I mean I don't know. The whole thing is
dicey because if it's twelve thirty at night, you're drunk,
and you jump into the backyard and lets all of
your neighbors know you very well, the sound of that
glass breaking is a high likelihood of drawing someone calling
nine to one one. So the whole thing is just dicey.
I mean, I don't know. I might if that was

(03:57):
my only option, and I'd love to hear what you
guys think, But for me, it's not really possible for
me to get locked out of my house unless something,
unless there's like a power outage or an internet outage
or something. But if I knew that that was like
really where I was at was to break a window,
I might stop that Uber driver, go back in and
break the window right now, secure it as best I could,

(04:19):
and then jump in the Uber, even if it's gonna
make me ten minutes late to the comedy show Wow,
because like, because the point the whole thing of like
late at night, extra drunk trying to fucking break into
a house like that, just that seems like a recipe
for a very tense conversation with a few police officers
at best.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
I mean, can I guess the obvious question is can
you call locksmith and locksmith just come and open your
front door, But that it's just a generic key, Like
now at in the morning.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
There's got to be a twenty four hour locksmith, though,
is it gonna cost you? Yeah, it's gonna cost you,
But if you're willing to it's.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Gonna cost you more than a fucking window. No it can't.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
I mean I don't know. I could see a locksmith
at one am being like, yeah, I'll come out and
get you in there, but it's gonna cost you. I
mean the number i'd put the over under at three
point fifty.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
How much does a new window cost to buy and install?

Speaker 1 (05:15):
More than that? Probably unless it's a really small window.
That's what I'm thinking. Is like at my parents' house,
for instance, like they have like little windows that sort
of go along each side of the door. There's like,
you know, eight, I don't know, six or eight stacked
kind of on either side of the door. Those windows
are small enough that if I thought I could break
one of them and get my hand in there and

(05:36):
unlock the door manually, I might try something like that.
At my house, I don't have that luxury. I would
have to break a very large window really, no matter
what where I did it, like maybe even a slider.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
And even still Okay, that locksmith is just you know
number one.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
But like.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
I honestly would figure out the getting in the house
situation before leaving for the improv show.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
I'm with you.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Now, if you're going to a once in a lifetime
concert or something like.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
That too soon, you know, maybe.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
I would roll the dice and go, you know what,
We're gonna have to figure this shit out later. But
an improv show, you could probably hold off it. And
if you miss the improv show, just go out for
drinks or something.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Actually, you know what, Kaitlin, I apologize it has been
I was just thinking through. It's beneficially over one calendar year.
That's not too soon. That was a fair joke, has
it really? It was July of last year. Yeah, it
was supposed to be Wow. Okay, So Matt, here's another
question I would I would pose to the friend. The
more that I think about this, and this is a
very interesting topic of discussion, so thank you for bringing

(06:44):
this up. Yeah, all right, at this is interesting to me.
I don't know if the audience is digging this. They
probably missed their mouthlicks and their coughing.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
But what about Jean's talk?

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Bro, Hey dude, we have gotten the climents yet, and
by all means, let's take our time. What about being able?
What about the idea. Does he have animals or something?
Is there something that needs him back in that house
to nice the dog? The dog into the dog door.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
How big is this?

Speaker 3 (07:13):
It's like a big lab mix, but I mean the.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Dog might be a big enough doggy door.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
The dogs.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
He was very excited if I may, let mean, if
I get to, let me finish the story, which is
to say, uh. When we got into the uber, he
did ask the uber driver if he could stop because
he was like kind of looking at his phone.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
But the Uber driver.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
Did not speak English at all, and even I was like,
I kind of like shook him a little bit, like hey, hey, whoa,
whoa whoa one second. And then my friend was like,
just don't worry about don't worry about it. And I said, look, Bud,
we're on our way now, you're gonna be fine. It's
all gonna be good. Don't worry about it, man, Just relax,
all good, live in the moment, don't worry.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
And then his head cleared a little bit. His head
cleared a little bit.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
That would pissed me off so much more.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
He thought, wait a minute, and he's like looking through
all these old texts with his landlord, and he says
back in March, I had a text exchange with my
landlord and the implication is that there is an extra
set of keys in a lock box on my property.
But the question is are those keys still going to
be there from March? And again I was like, again,

(08:19):
you you're.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Gonna be fine. Of course they're there. Of course they're there.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
And at the end of the night, I when we
went our separate ways, I texted.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
I mean, how is the improv show?

Speaker 3 (08:29):
That was pretty good? Yeah, it wasn't bad.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
It was kind of a surreal for me because I
used to do a lot of like on stage improv
and that's just really not a part of my life
at all anymore. But this was a completely packed, pretty
big venue ACL Live.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Why what made you guys decide to go to this
particular improv show?

Speaker 3 (08:48):
So it's uh Ben Schwartz I think is his name?

Speaker 4 (08:52):
Yeah, from the part of Direct So he my yeah,
John Rafiel exactly. So my friend has on and seeing
his touring improv show a bunch of times, okay, and
they are back in Austin, and so he had some
tickets and there was an extra ticket, so he asked
if I wanted to go.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
I feel like you buried the lead a little bit
there by saying you guys were going to an improv show.
I imagined that this was like local Austin improv or something,
and I kind of mortified that this was what you
decided to do with your night and the guy got
locked out. But no, you you were going to see professionals. Okay,
fair enough.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
Yeah, but I will say though, I text them at
the end of the night. I said, hey, if you
have any problems, if you get stuck in the dog door, like,
text me so that I could come over and take
pictures of you stuck in the dog door. But he
did at the end of the night text me and
say that the keys were in the lock box. So

(09:47):
it ended up being okay, no windows broken. Also moral
of the story. If you're about to leave and someone
is shouting no, no, no, don't don't keep closing the door.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Yeah, just I mean you kind of have a I know,
how how how far in motion were you when he
began screaming no? Had you? Had you started the motion
of closing the door? Yes, absolutely, it's a little bit
more like forgivable than if you had not started the motion. No, no, no,
and then you went ahead. Then be cause for anchor,
But otherwise it's.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yeah, now, I guess what I before we knew the
resolution of this story, what I'm wondering is, I don't know,
Lab's probably been fed for the night at that point.
Isn't that dog probably okay on its own until seven
am when you can call locksmith out there. I don't
know if I would want to do that, but yeah, you.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Know, I mean, then you're dropping money on a hotel room.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
No, you go crashing Matt's backyard on a patio or something.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Oh yeah, what was he like, Hey, Len, crash your
place and I'll figure.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
It out out.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
I already knew Matt had because I know that's the
kind of guy he is, So that's that would be
what I would have thought. But anyways, I crashed.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
That Matt's pad when I lost my keys. He was
very hospitable.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Oh that's right. I totally forgot that happened.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
That was a fun night, which pad the passage?

Speaker 2 (11:02):
Uh yeah, it was one. Remember when we went to
that podcast one party on Norm Pattison's boat and I
fucking lost my keys and like group emailed the chain
of podcasts one People like Hey, guys, I lost my
keys if you see him around. Uh, Matt ended up
letting me crash at his place, and I had left
them in Chris's like side car pocket because he drove

(11:23):
me up there. That's where they ended up being. But yeah,
when we got back to the studio from that party,
I was like, oh fuck, I don't have my keys,
and yeah, Matt let me crash at his spot, went
back with us. I had a couple drinks, so it's
a good night nice.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
That might have been the place at Atwater, which was
really close to the studio. I can't remember where I
lived at the time.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Think it was the one across the street. It was
the one across the street from the school Lemonade Kid. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah, that was Matt's last home in California and possibly ever.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
Yeah yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
All right, Well, anything else going on, you guys. I
went way a wedding out of town this weekend, which
was interesting. I it was.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Interesting, like they didn't get married.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
No, they got married.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
It would be interesting they got married, but there were
just like any other wedding.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yeah, I mean, there were a few hiccups along the way,
which were what made it interesting. But it was a
It was a long drive and I had to drive
up the day of the wedding and drive back first
thing the next morning. So I spent about what I
spent about eight or ten hours in the car in
the span of twenty four hours. And that's you know,
if you know what I do on a day to
day basis, that's not exactly what I'm looking to do

(12:35):
on the weekend if I can avoid it. But it
was a It was a great wedding, a lovely wedding.
Congrats to my friend Miles and his new bride Emily.
But yeah, it was It was a lot of fun.
It was cool. It was in a town called a
Passer Road Blaze, which is sort of central California, one
country type thing.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
What was the appy situation?

Speaker 1 (12:52):
The happy situation was past apps. There was a variety.
I had some steak tartar on a little uh kind
of cracker type thing. There was Okay, I.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Don't let me interject here, I've never had steak tartar.
And isn't tartar just raw meat?

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Correct?

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Aren't you not supposed to eat raw beef? Isn't that like?
What's the difference between a steak tartar and like just
a raw steak you get at the fucking grocery store.
If you would just like bite into.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
That, absolutely nothing. You could absolutely do a you wouldn't,
but you could. You could what just bite into a steak, all.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Right, But it's not any different than eating the beef tartar, right, the.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Beef tartar is not like it's like a.

Speaker 5 (13:32):
Very high Yeah, it's very high, very thinly slice it's
very it's very akin to be eating like if you
ever had a piece of sushi that was like on
a piece of like sticky rice or something, and then
there's just like.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
A little yeah, that's right. Yeah, it's just like that.
What would beef? I don't know they make rolls well.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
I mean yeah, but you don't. Yeah, I mean they
say don't eat raw beef, like obviously you're not.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
I don't think there's a problem with eating raw beef, really,
I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
I mean, I mean, it's definitely chicken. I don't think
you're supposed to eat raw beef either. That's why I
can beef tartar always confuse me.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Yeah, I think I think you can't eat raw beef.
But like you wouldn't want to in any form other
than sig Tar Target because, as Matt said, like it's
very high quality and thinly sliced, so it's it's not
really like you don't have to chew.

Speaker 4 (14:18):
It just just melts in your mouth.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
Man.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Yeah, I mean I still probably wouldn't it, but yeah,
I think you'd be I mean, you'd be surprised you'd
like it. They also had Matt bacon wrap dates that
were stuffed with like blue cheese.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Those he disgusting.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Those were pretty goddamn good growing.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Up in my mouth right now, it's like.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
What are sorry?

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Passa roeblaze, which is kind of inland from Solving type
of things. Central Coast, Central Valley, California, get buried there. Yeah,
it's Uh, it's one of these things where it's like
I if I hadn't had to do it the same day,
you know, like that would have been a lot better.
But like it's kind of an annoying distance where it's

(15:02):
like it's a shitty drive, but there's no real practical
way to fly, Like the closest you'd like fly to
San Francisco and then you'd still be driving an hour
and a half. So it's like nothing but driving really
makes sense, and that's kind of a bummer when you
have to do it the day of and then go
straight back the next morning. But that was just the way.
That was not on him, that was on me. I

(15:22):
was invited to a rehearsal dinner on Friday night, and
it would have been great if I could have taken
a leisurely drive up there on Friday and gone to
the rehearsal and then had all day Saturday to shill.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
But why couldn't you?

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Uh yeah, there are lunatics in my life who would
not have allowed that. But my parents actually were invited
to the wedding as well, because this is a childhood
friend from a long way back, and our parents are
tight as a result of that. So they were up
there on Friday and they went to the rehearsal and
sent tend our apologies that we couldn't make it, and
then we got to see everyone on the day of
the wedding and it was really fun. I blissfully was

(15:56):
not in the wedding. I mean not to say it
wouldn't have been an honor. I wouldn't have said yes.
But when you're walking around a resort watching dudes in
full Texas taking photos like three hours before you're even
supposed to leave for the fucking wedding. I just as
I was walking by with my cocktail, I just kind
of looked at him and I was like, God, bless
guys like you. Guys are true first. And I know, Matt,

(16:17):
you remember some of that from my wedding. It was
just like it was it was something.

Speaker 4 (16:22):
Yeah, I mean that's part of the joys and the
honors of being part of the bachelor party.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Yeah, wedding. I see, I got the joy in the
honor of getting the invite to the bachelor party and
then not having to be in the wedding party, which
is frankly the ideal scenario in my opinion. But yeah,
good times, good times. Will you guys do anything fun
this weekend?

Speaker 4 (16:45):
Let's see, I went to an improv comedy show. Did
anything with my friend and the door?

Speaker 1 (16:51):
How about you, kaitln.

Speaker 5 (16:54):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Yeah. I I forget where I was, but I think
I was just in the car and I was talking
to him. I was taking my dog her back from
soccer practice, and I was like, oh, you've never played
mini golf before. She's five and my older daughters six,
It's like, oh, you guys have never played mini golf before,
we should go play mini golf.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
So Chris, that's just.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
So. I got all hyped up for mini golf in
my head. And this was on a Wednesday, so we
weren't able to go until Sunday.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Why not, we are You're a fucking adult now the rules.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Yeah, I got a lot of work I've been doing lately.
We were gonna go Saturday, but yeah, double soccer games
on Saturday, one to eight thirty am, the other one
thirty pm. So we had to wait till Sunday. And yep,
I was hyping up mini golf pretty hard. Uh, And
we've been kind of playing a little bit out in
the front lawn just with the toy one. You set
up a cup at the end of the driveway, you know,

(17:49):
me and island, and you compete to put it in,
and we go to the mini golf place and I'm
super stoked and they're super stoked, and we play the
first hole and I quickly realize that this was a mistake.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
But why they're just not ready for it or they're
getting first super.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
No, they're just not ready for it. At all, they're
not listening to any of the rules. Really, they're picking
up the ball, they're they're they're whacking at it, like
twenty times before it goes in the hole. They're hitting
it while it's still rolling. I can't stop them. And
on top of that, my oldest daughter has this fucking
Kermit doll that she got from school that like every

(18:28):
kid takes home for a week and you take the
Kermit doll with you and you take pictures with it.
So I was lugging around this fucking Kermit doll at
the golf at the mini golf place, like having to
set it up and take pictures and then like take
it down, then grab my club, and then grab my
other daughter's club, and then one's running off the tee
and then I'm getting the ball and I'm this fucking

(18:48):
Kermit doll I'm leaving behind. We got four holes in
and they were like mini golf sucks were done, and
I was like, glad I spend money on that. That
was great. I spent about fifty bucks just to get
pictures Kermit with fucking golf clubs.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Oh, I am like, based on the tone that you
did not have amy with you for this debacle did
not any Oh my god, rolling sol Okay, well, I'm
sure you got great pictures. I think you should drop
a couple of them to the Facebook group.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
I mean I can, I think get a couple of
pretty good pictures. But hey, at least where there's a
mini golf place, there's an arcade there.

Speaker 4 (19:24):
And I was going to ask, did they get to
blow off some steam afterwards? Sorry, did you get to
blow off some steam afterwards? Because you were probably like, go,
wait in the car, Daddy's going to play some time crisis.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
I looked for Yeah, I knew it wasn't going to happen.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
I fell you, Matt.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
I knew it wasn't going to be there, but I
did hold out hope that there might be a time crisis.
There wasn't, but yeah, so I dropped like another thirty
five bucks with like and then they give you like
a free fifteen so it's another like fifty bucks worth
of credits for the games. And all they wanted to
do was the Klaw Machine, the claw. It's their favorite

(20:03):
thing in the world. That's all they wanted to do.
So we played like one round of Mario car driving
and then another round of Jurassic Park shooting and then
thirty dollars worth of claw machine attempts that went absolutely nowhere?

Speaker 4 (20:21):
Were you like, yeah the way girls, let Daddy show
you how it's done, and then cut to seven dollars
later I got the tag.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Yeah, have they ever had any success with the claw machine?

Speaker 2 (20:36):
They have, because there are klaw machines. Well, they both
at your son's birthday party at Chuck E Cheese. They
both won fucking bouncy balls off the claw And I
believe I've said this before on the podcast. That's where
it all started. Their obsession with the claw machine or
the fucking bouncy balls that they wont at your son's
birthday party Chuck E Cheese. They've been obsessed ever since.
But there are some claw machines that are like pretty easy,

(20:59):
like win a lot of the time.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
The ones that Charles Entertainment Cheese, the places that are
designed for like tiny kids who will never win.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Yeah, and they'd have some other ones other places, so
they have won a couple of times, but the one
they have legit claw machines at this place and law machines,
can you elaborate bigger claws?

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Difficult?

Speaker 2 (21:21):
The bigger the claw, the more difficult it is to attain.
And the diabolical ones too, were like you grab it
and it's going up, and you got it all the
way up until it hits the top and then it
falls out. So it was like extra heartbreaking for him.
And so, yeah, they didn't win anything. We barely played
any games. We played no mini golf, and I got

(21:42):
a couple of pictures with Kermit. I mean that was
my and then I lost horribly fantasy football. So that
was my Sunday.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Oh well, speaking of football, I thought about putting on
a Charger shirt, but since I knew it was likely
to go over Matt's head at the very least, I
didn't take the time. But do you see that charge
they won? They did? This is there there they are
three and h for the first time in twenty two years.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
Wow, it's a great day for all of us.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
There'll still there's a lot of people are A lot
of people are saying it's because of Justin Herbert's new
gal pal. I mean the look of the look of
Madison Beer. I mean struck the young quarterback and he's
now playing lights out ever since he started dating Madison Beer.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Yeah, I mean, she's a good looking girl. I could uh,
I could see that being a motivating, motivating factor. I
don't know. I whatever it is, I'll take it. I
still know the Chargers well enough to not start making wildish,
wild outlandish claims about what we're going to do the
rest of the season.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
But it's honestly, if you guys make the playoffs, I
feel like it's a win.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Uh correct, I mean I think a bigger win would
be to win a playoff game. But true, you know
that's that you know a guy can help? All right? Well,
with all that said, do you guys wanted to just
get into some comments. Yeah, let's do it, all right,
let's do it. And what's that on top of it?
I don't know what that was that?

Speaker 3 (23:01):
What was that? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Let's just listen to the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
Yeah, sure, let's let's hear what that is.

Speaker 4 (23:06):
You say that is fucking caramel and peanuts, and that
also falls into the drink as you're drinking it, or
you just take your finger just fucking scoop some caramel
into your mouth.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
Why do you have this audio? What is this?

Speaker 1 (23:19):
I have no idea. It's loaded into my soundboard apparently
we use maybe it's this is how you hear. I
have no idea. I got a few others. You want
to roll the dice here?

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Yeah, just random, let's go.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
All right, that's an outro, beautiful to give some context.
That's a reasonable that is something that really aired on
reasonable doubt. In fact, fucking I'll just play the whole

(23:49):
thing for people who maybe haven't heard it before. This
is a real thing that was said on unreasonable doubt
by Mark Gerrigis, my boss, and I clipped it out
and apparently put it on my soundboard. So here here
it is in full large people. I don't know if
I can.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
Ship that teenage mob just got slogged by that hobo.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
And to be clear, that last word is hobo. Sure
is it definitely is? As we are not going to
do fucking bits. Yes, it's a hobo. All right. Anyways,
Well let's do some comments now hopefully this is all right?
Buttons all right, and these are our comments. I'm gonna

(24:32):
start out with comments from our Facebook group. And if
you are not a member of our Facebook group, you
are I don't know, I don't I don't get it.
Like if you are listening to this and you're not
in the Facebook group, then that's just what that's wild
to me. Go to Facebook dot com slash group slash
Bubba Boy Army Worldwide LLC answered a couple of questions
and then we will let you in the questions are
and make sure people aren't bots, and you know, everyone

(24:54):
stays cool. It's the only part of Facebook that I
will go to anymore. I literally have never not been
to Facebook dot com and ten I have this page
book marked, and this is the only place I will
go because it's the only positive part of Facebook I've
ever found, and it is wildly positive. And what we
were going to start with today is we are going
to start with a photo because several photos were saved

(25:15):
were sent by our very own Kathy Lowry, who you
guys are very familiar with infamously the Kathy Buysy Lunch cohort,
and she posted some photos of and I'm stalling here
as I try to make sure I can share it,
but she posted photos of a brand new addition to

(25:35):
her family, her one eyed new kitty.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Ah cute.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Yeah, she's she is very, very cute. She posted a
bunch of different different photos. I think this is the
one that I saved and saw and Kathy, I have
been specifically told you by by my wife. Congratulations. And
the number of photo of your cat and various animals
that you can drop in the Facebook group has no limit.

(26:04):
You are entitled to post as many as you want,
in fact encourage. So there you go. Joy, there's the
message you made me promise to send right before I started. So, yeah,
congratulations Kathy lowry On a brand new member of the family.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
Yeah sounds like she kind of rescued that little kitten.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
It sounds like it all right. Then Mike Saliba posted, uh,
posted a photo of a Highway sixty nine sign and
just said, banger Mike Saliba, All right.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
Wide range of photos in that group.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
There's a wide range of everything in in that group.
Let's see here. There's a lot of video and not
a lot of actual climents, a lot of a lot
of media being posted this week. Uh, let's see here,
Michelle Wang. So sorry if I missed it somewhere. But
what's the name of that app Matt used to make
ai gentrifi ai generated songs e g. Chimmy Changa ex,
Chimmy Church. It's called Choose Your cherry and for the love.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
It's called choose it Chimmy.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Actually, okay, whatever, well not close enough, but whatever. I
need to make a song, but no idea where to start.
Any suggestions will be helpful and appreciated. Thank you in advance.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
So I just went to Suno dot com. It's not
any sort of paid promotion. Unfortunately. You can type in lyrics.
You get it, asks you like what kind of sound
that you want, and for free, like before you even
pay anything, they'll give you a couple different versions so
you can kind of play around with it.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
I enjoy doing it, thoroughly nice.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
All right, yeah, Souno dot com. When they start paying us,
we will let you guys know. Alvar Rozarigoza posted a
pole and it is titled when you eat Popcorn? Do you?
And there are four options and I'm going to give
them to you guys here in no particular order. And
I want to hear your thoughts. Put it directly in
your mouth, put it on your tongue and guide it in.

(27:58):
Shove a handful of popcorn into your mouth all at once,
toss it in the air and catch it like a champ.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
None of you above, none of you.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Now am I only.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
With your toes? What do you do?

Speaker 2 (28:10):
See? There was the option of one at a time
or a handful. I'm in between. It's the kind of
four finger grab.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Your fore finger, yeah, finger grab.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
You're not getting one, but you're not getting a handful.
You're getting like four to six popcorns per bite.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
That's okay. You fall directly, you fall squarely in the
you put it directly in your mouth.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Option of this, I would say, oh, oh yeah, yeah,
I thought he meant like just one at a time,
or yeah, okay, put it directly in your mouth. I misunderstood.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
That's okay.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
Well, Kailan, you're doing yourself a disservice here. You got
to go full fist. It's got to be a childlike
amount of popcorn in your hand and then you have
to shove it as much of it you can into
your mouth. It's one of the only foods that you
can do that and not be judged for it. And
it's an incredible feeling. It's actually more SI happen.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Every once in a while, sure, but for the most part,
it's your four fingers. Yeah, four finger pincher.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Well, I've got to say I'm probably more with Kaelin
on this one. But Matt, you are with the audience
because sixty seven percent far and away the winner. The
next option was twenty three percent sixty seven percent say
shove a handful of popcorn in your mouth all at once?

Speaker 3 (29:22):
Yeah, now, how you do it?

Speaker 1 (29:24):
The two percent of you that selected put it on
your tongue to guide it in. I want you out
of this crew. I am scared. I am scared of you.
In fact, let's just go ahead and call it out.
It's just one person. It's Al rose Ergoza and Al.
I mean, god, damn if I hope that's a bit.
If that's a bit, it's both funny and well executed.

(29:46):
If that is really what you do, damn man.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
Now.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
One thing that was also not on this list is
the bag tip or the bucket tip. You know, just
you don't even get your greasy fingers on it. You
just just kind of tap that bucket and tip it
back a little bit dangerous.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Yeah, that's an end thing. You don't If you do
that with a full bowl of popcorn, that's a lunacy.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yeah, you better be careful with those with those chopping afterwards,
because you're getting a couple of seeds in there for sure.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
Now, how do you feel about Oh, were you gonna
ask them? You feel about carry? I mean we finish
our sentence on three.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
How do you feel about about yep? How do you
feel about about adding candy?

Speaker 3 (30:29):
Adding candy? Yep? That was it?

Speaker 1 (30:31):
There you go, Matt, amazing what was yours?

Speaker 3 (30:35):
That's what I was gonna say. Was it candy? Yeah?
For sure? Okay, I don't like it.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
I'm firm against. But hey, I'm biased here. I don't
really eat candy, so.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Yeah, I mean that's right. You're no fun killing you
don't like it? Matt? What if you had to, Let's
say somebody was pure pressuring you, what would be your
candy of choice?

Speaker 4 (30:57):
Probably a bunch of crunch, Okay, similar shape and texture.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
It's strong. I like you, you know. I see, I'm
going to go with something where I gotta I gotta
consider the heat of the popcorn. Right, So, I'm worried
that if you put a bunch of crunch in there,
that chocolate's going to start to melt.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
I think that's why people that's why people do this.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Yeah, but they're misguided. See, I wouldn't want to. I
wouldn't want to do that, So I would go with,
like a jelly bean.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
That sounds absolutely horrendous.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Flavor you're getting no, no, no, I mean.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
Corn flavored jelly beans, so then you know it's in
the realm of popcorn. I personally hate those.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
But I think those are disgusting. I would just go
with my favorite flavor of jelly bean, which is cherry.
But and yes, Kaitlyn, no, I would not do a
fucking variety pack of jelly beans. I'm not a lunatic.
I would take the bag.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
I think that's the only is that how they come.
I don't It's been a long time since I've been
in the jelly bean game, But I thought that was
the whole fucking point of jelly beans is there's fifty
different flavors and you don't really know which one you're
gonna get. It could be cherry, could be cinnamon, Like,
you don't know which one it's gonna be. Isn't that
what fucking jelly beans are?

Speaker 1 (32:11):
I mean, that is the anarchy that they did. They
decided to foist upon us for you know, quite a
long time. But then a spectacular company named jelly Belly
came along, and you can buy those flavors individually now,
and that's absolutely the way to go, because I agree
there's nothing more infuriating than picking up what you think
is going to be a cherry jelly bean and it
turns out to be fucking cinnamon or something like that.

(32:31):
Shit will ruin my night. Like I just the variety
pack of jelly beans, there might as not. There might
as well not be jelly beans in this establishment. If
they're going.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
To start it on the black liquorice ones.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
Either there's a Hairy Potter branded jelly bean hum or
what they're called, like every Flavor jelly.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Bean something in every flavor bean.

Speaker 4 (32:52):
Yeah, but they purposely include awful tasting jelly beans in
the mix.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
Correct, So not like butter popcorn, but like.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Earwax mellie sock.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
Yeah yeah, yeah, that's so gross. Yea, why but some
kids like that.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
I mean, I think they like it for the novelty
of the fact that they like the books. I don't
think anyone actually likes those discussing jellybeans. Those are because
I've had some of those that you're talking about and
they're horrendous. But yeah, that's what I would do, So
there we go. No We're not exactly pro candy and popcorn,
but there we go, all right. Next we have Marty Ward,

(33:28):
who says, my team won the Grand Final finally, after
making the Big dance every year from twenty twenty onwards,
one of the best days of my life and I
want to share it with the army, respect all women,
wolfulf and let's go fishing. So it's unclear to me.
It appears that he is wearing a jersey that I

(33:50):
don't I don't quite understand if this is maybe what
sport is it. He's Australia AFL. It's Australian Football League. Okay,
so that's awesome, dude, that's awesome, Yes, exactly.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
So does that mean it's a that means it's a soccer.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
I know, I think it's America. It's Australian rules football
because he's wearing a jersey that has a logo on
it that says a FL and a ball that is
shaped roughly what I think in Australian football is shaped
leg which is a little different than.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
Wondering if if Ozzie's called if they also call soccer football,
like I know that's European thing, but I don't know
if the Australians do.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
It's too well, Mary Wayne, I'm I'm leaning towards Australian
rules football like, which is a similar cousin to America
to what NFL to what we're used to. I think
they have both.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
Those balls are the same on top, but they're different
down under, right.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
And what's that on top of it?

Speaker 6 (34:50):
You say carmel and peanuts, and that also falls into
the drink as you're drinking it, or you just take
your finger just fucking scoop some care into your mouth.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
I'm full of great idea, So I don't know what's
wrong with that clip.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
I still would love to know why that is on
my sideboard. All right, let's see here. Let's get to
one or two more before we move on to I.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
Saw somebody had posted I don't know if you already
passed it, but somebody in the group said that they're
coming to Austin to go see a show at the
Comedy Mothership, which is Joe Rogan's venue to go see UH.
I think he said Yellow Card is doing some event
out there. But anyway, he was asking for restaurants to
go to UH before that show, and I was just
gonna quickly tell you that where that venue is is

(35:39):
in the middle of what we called Dirty sixth. It's
a fun place to go for the late night comedy
and beyond, but it's not gonna be a place to
hang out restaurants really.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
But if you're willing to walk like ten or fifteen minutes,
there are a couple places within range. If you go
to East sixth, so it's on the same street, but
about fifteen minutes east. There are two places that are
directly across the street from each other. My wife and
I will go to one of these two places pretty
much anytime we're going to go see something in Dirty
six and that is Uptown Sports Club, which is owned

(36:14):
by the Franklin Barbecue guy. But this is like his
New Orleans po boy beans and rice kind of stuff.
You don't need a reservation, but you might be able
to make one. And then across the street is a
place called Buenos Airis Cafe, which is like an Argentinian
place where they just do like you know, steaks and
empanadas and just really really great menus. Both those places

(36:39):
otherwise Moonshine Grill kind of like a traditional Texas Southern
kind of place.

Speaker 4 (36:45):
Been there a couple of times. The food is mixed bag,
sometimes really good. Sometimes that place gets packed and the
service is not great. So at your own risk. And
if you want to drop a couple bucks. There's a
place called Pesche that I've profiled on this show a
couple times before. It's like a French restaurant and it's
about ten minutes from where you guys are going to be.
But that's like you want to actually sit down and
have a nice dinner. Anyway, that's what's on the menu.

(37:08):
Potentially if you.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Go, you know what, we're not getting true outro. We're
not getting better than that. Yeah, that's we're gonna call
comments there and we're gonna move on. Anyone have a
preference on who wants to go first?

Speaker 3 (37:21):
Who I just didn't? I just did my shame. What
might be the price? I don't have another one for
the show that.

Speaker 4 (37:31):
I'm not the one who promised Seggie for each show.
That was Kailin who said that he's got two different.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
We doubled up on Segis. We were late tonight, so
I doubled up.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
But ye make it a face scary? What did you
not understand?

Speaker 1 (37:47):
Okay, Okay, no, no, phone it in't got it all right,
phone a bitch. Well those are our comments. Let's go
on to the only person on this show who's prepared anything.
What thank your opinion's what we need women the record,

(38:14):
Matt that that dig about the only person who prepared anything.
That's not me too. I didn't prepare anything, so I'm
just my My outrage with you is foe outrage. I
I haven't done. I haven't done no preparation for this show.
So Caitlin, we're.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
Doing good man. I got more ted to.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
Bring myself down a bit. My prep for this uh
flicking was done during my daughter's soccer practice in the
park on my phone. So there's probably loads of typhos
in here. So you gotta so.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
You'll actually pronounce names correctly this time.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Definitely not.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
He's misspelled and badly enough that he has a chance
to correctly.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
No.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
I literally looked at the star of the movie. I went,
that's not how his name is spelled, and I had
to go I had to go Wikipedia while you two
were arguing. And I still can't pronounce this guy's last name. Uh,
but the movie is Superman.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Dam It was a little short.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
Which is available now on HBO Max. Written and directed
by James Gunn, who has taken over the DC universe.
The star of the movie Superman is David corn Sweat.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Yep, got it, is that right?

Speaker 3 (39:19):
He did say it right, But you said it in
the Corn one.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
It's one corn corn sweat.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
I didn't you made sound sweatier.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Yeah, he did make it sound like some moist corn.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
But yeah, uh well. I didn't recognize him from anything
until I looked up his credit credits and realized he
was in the movie Pearl.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
That is where James Gunn said that he found him
as well.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
Oh interesting, and I was like, also, twisters.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
I did not recognize him for cursures.

Speaker 4 (39:49):
He's like the the bad Yeah, like the one bad guy.
For most of the movie he's like, it's well, I'm
not gonna spot but he thinks so well, end well
for him.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
See nice pumming on the namebor. Also in the movie
is Nicholas Holt, who's fucking great. Everyone loves Nicholas Holt,
Rachel brass in the hand who was marvelous Miss Maisel,
and Nathan Fillion is also in the movie. A couple more,
but those are kind of just the main cast two
hours and nine minutes long. Walter Hawser two hundred and
what's that?

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Paul Walter Hauser also has a small role in this.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
I don't know, I think that was fantastic for something.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Oh, you're right, it was. I'm sorry, I got those
two movies confused. My mistake. Go ahead, sorry.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Cost two hundred and twenty five million and made six
hundred and fifteen million dollars. Pretty good outing for the
start of the new DC universe by James Gunding. I
imagine they probably thought it was gonna do a little
bit better.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
It was not.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
It.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
The analysis is that it was not a huge financial success,
but they so desperately needed this movie to just work.
At the fact that it was even marginally profitable, they're
calling a win because it would have screwed their plans
for the next nine entertaen years if this hadn't worked.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
Well. According to all the ratings, it did indeed work
eighty three percent of the critics, ninety percent of the
audience around tomatoes. It it, you know, kind of foregoes
a lot of Superman's backstory, you know, you know, normally
they open with him being raised on the phone, but
both they kind of skip ahead and kind of just
do a quick, quick recap of that. It kind of

(41:24):
starts out where Superman has got himself entangled in international conflict,
which offers tech billionaire Lex Luthor the opportunity to get
rid of him. Honestly, never been a Superman guy. It's
never done it for me. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Yeah, I mean I can, I can sort of relate
to that. There was never a Superman movie from my
childhood that I thought was like the greatest thing ever.
And you know, he's invincible and he can't die like.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
He's yeah, yeah, I mean, what are you doing? The
only Superman I mean, I'll get into the Zack Snyder stuff,
but the only Superman I watched was Superman three, and
there was that one scene in it that scared the
fuck out of me when I was a little kid.
Do you know what I'm talking about? Matt with the girl.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
I know it's Richard Pryor, but I don't know which
what scene you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
There's a scene and I think it's.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
In the Superman movie.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
Yeah, wow, Well anyway you could. It's a it's a
it's a freaky scene. Some girl gets like covered in
metal or something like that. But yeah, there's just there's
always been so many superheroes out by the time I
was a kid that, like you said, Superman, you just
always seem way too overpowered, and he just never really
interested me compared to others. I did enjoy the Snack

(42:34):
Zack Snyder version of Superman Man of Steel. I like
how he made the tone dark, you know, felt like
an original take on it. Also just a big Henry
Cavill guy, as you guys know. Yeah, yeah, seeing him
be being replaced is not something that I liked at all.
But that being said, this is certainly not a Zack

(42:55):
Snyder type of movie. This is a James Gunn Guardians
of the Galaxy type of movie. This is a fun movie.
They return to form with fun in this one. Right
from the first like ten minutes you can tell. And
you know, I guess most of the popular like Marvel
movies these days, they all kind of feel this way.
They're all a little light hearted, silly. But it just

(43:17):
felt different because the last time, all the previous time
he's Superman, it's kind of the darker tone of the
Zack Snyder ones. So now that he's fun it's still
felt like it felt like a change, even though most
superhero movies are like this anyway now, So it was
a good change. I like that. I like the story.
You know, it's always a question of like the Superman's invincible, Like,

(43:38):
how is he gonna get hurt? Who in the world
doesn't like Superman? How is nobody gonna tell that he's
quart ken? Like? All these things get addressed in the
movie in like a good, believable way, plenty of action
mixed with a good amount of humor. Nathan Fillion is
fucking awesome. Nith Feeling is always awesome, but he's awesome
in this one too. I won't say who he plays,

(43:59):
but it's just a great and he can really do
no wrong, and his character is great in this Nicholas
Holt great, Lex Luthor must much better than Jesse Eisenberg.
All around, I think it was just very well done,
felt like refreshing reboot. Enjoyed it. Not too long, you know,
fucking superhero movies are going three hours these days. Two
hours nine minutes, pretty good, pretty good amount of time

(44:20):
for a blockbuster superhero movie. But at the end of
the day, it's it's just another superhero movie. You know,
like there's nothing that really stands out, which I don't
even know how you can stand out as a superhero
movie these days, just there's so many of them. It's
a fun superhero movie. I find it hard to believe

(44:41):
anyone's gonna like come away with it. Absolutely like not
like it. But there's nothing like groundbreaking in it either.
It's fun. It's funny, it's entertaining. It's an easy watch.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Kaylyn can I went out one of my other favorite
like sleeper performances. One of the kids from Righteous Gemstones
plays Jimmy Olsen and Key I thought was pretty good
in this movie as well, small that small part, but yeah,
his name is Skuyler Gisondo, and I think he plays the.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
Is he the one that works at the at the
newspaper and he's kind of the one that gets all
the information. Yeah, that's the kid from Santa Clari to
Diet Okay, which is a great fucking show that they
canceled way too soon, And he was great in that too.
He's really fun. He kind of plays the same character
and everything. He's been like a couple other things since
Santa Claria to Die, But yeah, he's great. But yeah,

(45:34):
it's just it's just a fun movie. It's whatever. It's flickable,
eight out of ten, just kind of solid across the board.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Wow, yeah, I completely agree. I didn't know it was free.
Now now that it's free, it's I we call it
a must watch. I mean, it's just it's a fun
James Gun superhero movie. If you've liked, if you liked
literally any movie James Gun has made before, you will
like this.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
I thought it was I I said, accurate.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
I don't think it was the greatest ever.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
But yeah, I was just kind of like, I just like,
to me, it didn't really feel like a movie. It
just felt like a bunch of random scenes, Like I
just I don't know, it didn't quite gel for me.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
I like how they tied the kind of international conflict
into it, and like where that win with the story.
I like this story. I always wonder like, how the
fuck is anything bad gonna happen to Superman? Like how
would anything ever fucking bad happen to Superman? And the
fact that I thought they kind of pulled it off
pretty well in this one. But yeah, it's just a
fun super And again, I'm just trying not to compare

(46:33):
it to every other fucking superhero it's just like every
other superhero movie. Well, it's fun, it's.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
But the thing I think that makes this movie a
little better and that you may be glossing over, is
that this is not how every DC movie has been.
This is them doing a pivot to like DC's version
of like crowd pleasing Marvel, and I think that it
really bodes well for James Gunn's future of expanding the
DC universe and having it maybe get to a point

(47:01):
where the Marvel once was, where people.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Actually being said, I actually I like the balls that
DC has had in the past in taking swings. They've
had some. I think two of my top three fucking
superhero movies are both DC movies, Dark Knight and V
for Vendetta. They take fucking swings, and sometimes they do
not work at all, but when they work, they work

(47:24):
really well. So the fact they're even kind of going
back to that original recipe that Marvel kind of always maybe,
uh maybe maybe I don't like that as much. I'd
rather you take a fucking big swing and miss than
And even like Justice League, like just the Justice League
Snyder cut was fucking awesome. I really really like that, Snyder.
But the way that they fucked that up, the original

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one that came out was fucking horrible.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
And uh yeah, I mean way.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
I appreciate DC taking swings over the years. I understand
them having to go back to the popcorn recipe, but yeah,
it's fun, it's entertaining, you're gonna get what you want.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
May I appreciate DC taking swings too. Unfortunately, I think
the shareholders do not, because when they take a swing
and miss, they lose their shirts on these movies. And
that's yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
I can't really swing on miss on three movies.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
Yeah, exactly. All right, Well flickable eight point zero out
of ten. I like it nice.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
Here's a here's a thought that is related but not
at all related.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
Can I share and ask you? Okay, I've been thinking
about this. There are two ways to put a T
shirt on.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Unfortunately that's all the time we have.

Speaker 4 (48:33):
One way is you can superman it. You go arms
out into the sleeves and then you pop your head in.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Hold on a singer, Hold on a second?

Speaker 5 (48:41):
How does that?

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Hold on? No? No, no, no, no no no no no,
or you will fucking wait, sir, this is my goddamn
show when Chris is not here because neither of you
want to fucking do the read the clments. How does
that work? Is that laying down on a bed and
you are like diving into it? Like, what are the
logistics of Superman a shirt? How is this possible? Is
your mommy or your your wife?

Speaker 2 (49:05):
I don't think Matt is suggesting you're not both hands
in at the same.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
Time exactly what you.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
Be, You're right, But I just mean in general, leading
with your arms. Your arms are going through the sleeves
first and then your head goes that's supermanny, okay? Or
do you lex luthorate you go with your head first
and then you pop your arms out of each other.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
I mean like my five year old children pull their shirts.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Yes, that's exactly what he means, because that's exactly how
my son puts on his shirt too. But what exactly
makes that lex luthor Is it just because it's bald?
You're bald, so you believe that bald people? Do you
believe that across the board, bald people find it easier
to put their shirts on in the manner you've described.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
Well, I'm just saying it's easier to put your head
in before you put your arms in.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
Why do you think children do it?

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Because they know no, because their mom and dad are
putting the shirt on, and that's the easiest way to
get it done.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
Watching a grown adult put their head in first and
then try to move their arms up into the arm holds,
it would be so funny.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
You don't, I do. My god, my god, oh my god.
Oh man. So you guys, superman, hold on. If this
is a bit, then this is fantastic. What are you
telling me for real? That you put your fucking head
on and then you have a T shirt sitting on

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your shoulders and then you fucking like maneuver your way
into this right, that's right. Why have you tried the
right way to put on a shirt?

Speaker 3 (50:45):
The right way? The right.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
Way?

Speaker 3 (50:49):
I don't know if it's easier.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
It's definitely easier than wiggling your arms up through a
fucking shirt and having your elbow get caught on the sleeves. Yeah,
there's a.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Now, okay, now hold on their shirt that way?

Speaker 3 (51:02):
Way?

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Kaylen just described this poses an interesting thing. Do you
once you have the shirt around your head, does does
the length of it? Doesn't?

Speaker 2 (51:12):
Hold on to that? But I just want. I just
want you to picture this. At one point, Matt has
the shirt on over his head, shirt down and just
his hands at it.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
You know, this is what I the question happened. No, no, no,
this is the questioning exact question I'm posing, Kaylin, because
I know that's how you're imagining it. But I'm wondering,
when you put the shirt over your head, does the
shirt then the majority of the shirt then stay on
your shoulders until you are able to find the armhole
or will you pull it all the way down so
that the bottom of the shirt is at your waistline.

(51:43):
That would be crazy, that would be well, that's what
Kaylen thought you were doing. That's so you are just
like positioning most of the T shirt on your shoulders
and then.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
Yeah, they put your arms up. Yeah exactly.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
That's less far less insane than what Kaylen was imagining.
It's still absolutely fine.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
Again, I was imagining what my children do when they
put on T shirts.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
That's okay. So let's dissect this. So you're saying, at
a certain point in your life, you changed from being
a lex luthor to a superman.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
I know at at the moment that I gained autonomy
and could control my own body.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
You gain autonomy.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
Okay, Okay, I started putting my shirt on the right way.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Yeah, it's for as long as I can remember, I've
been supermanning. That's I don't even remember making the change.
I mean yeah, because again, that's how you put a
t shirts on children. You put their head in first,
and then they navigate through the arms. But when you're
putting your own shirt on.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
No, yeah, I'm with tailing on this one.

Speaker 4 (52:46):
This is if let me pose one more argument for
the lex luthor. I wear glasses.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
If I got glasses on, it's way easier to navigate
over the eye section of my face.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
If Gary's warm glass. Gary wears glasses sometimes too.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Gary war's glasses constantly. Matt, this is a ridiculous fucking argument,
because you still have the use of both arms if
you do it every way. No, no, no, tell you what.
You still have control of both arms if you do
it the way Caitlin and I are doing it the superman,
so to speak. You put that first arm through and
then your arm is got a sleeve on it, but
it is still free along with your other arm to navigate.

(53:24):
Getting the fucking the collar of your shirt around your
face and glasses. Also, I would pause it if you
cannot take the glasses off and manage putting on a shirt.
You have a really bad eye problem. I think you
need to go see a specialist.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
I mean, I'll just say, somebodys ever get to take
the glasses off. That's that's what it comes down to.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
But even if you had glasses, because I'm trying to
picture this, even if you have glasses, you put both
the arms in and then it's perfect. It's so easy
to just lift the shirt over your glasses and your head.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
I want to do.

Speaker 4 (53:59):
I want us all Let's do oppositees for the next
couple of days.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
All right, I'll come Because you're just afraid, you're afraid
of fighting out.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
I'll try it, all right. Thanks, But I mean you're
doing it. You're you're superman too.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
I will. I will do it for science, all.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
Right, I'll exclude he feel superman.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
All right. I'm gonna need both. I'm gonna need videos
from both of your wives, and I want them in
the Facebook group so that people can critique.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
That is not happening.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
I will come on.

Speaker 3 (54:27):
I'll take some notes.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
I'll take some notes, some notes, I can't wait for that. Seggy. Oh,
I'm just I'm so disgusted. I don't know what to
do but go to plugs. I mean, I feel like this,
we should dig into this more, but like.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
That's what the patreons for.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Baby, You're supposed to be selling the thing, Matt, Jesus,
that's not a fucking plug.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
Here.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
This show is just fucking screeched to a halt. Calyn,
what can we plug for you today?

Speaker 2 (55:01):
Just falling about with Mike Bean, Go and throw us
a subscribe on Apple or on Spotify. I appreciate that,
and I believe next week we have a meetup and
movie club coming up. I have no idea what the
movie is. What movie I wanted?

Speaker 1 (55:16):
I'm not a cop.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
Oh that's right. The department was terrible. I forgot what
it was.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
I just wanted to see if my terrible impression would
get you there or not. Yes, the departy for anyone
who is interested, and we will do the meetup as
well as Calin said. And I hope somebody is taking
notes because I know I've said I'm going to talk
some shit four times this month, and I at the
moment can't think what that's going to be about, but
I think one of them at whatever, Matt, what can

(55:43):
we pluck for you?

Speaker 4 (55:44):
Please check out patreon dot com slash water cooler get
the second part of our show. If you like what
we're doing, you're missing half the show. Otherwise, I got
more stories, I got more topics.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
I'm sure Gary's very excited.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
The clothes related.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
Not yet, but I can think of something we got.

Speaker 4 (56:01):
We got a couple of minutes between shows here, but
I will say that I had a situation.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
With my bond's eye. I can tell you guys about didn't.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
You tease that last week?

Speaker 3 (56:15):
I tease you before the show started, and then Chris
never brought it up, So.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
Okay, all right, well then we will look forward to that.
I will also say go to patreon dot com slash
watercooler and subscribe. The meetups are fun if you if
you joined for that tier. But uh yeah, patreon dot
com is the only way you're gonna learn how to
crypto a T shirt? All right, and with that we'll
get out of here. We love you, goodbye.