Thanks in Advance (#504)

The guys chat about leaving notes on cars, threesomes, and fettuccine.
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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Hey, welcome to water Cooler. Thank you so so much
for tuning in and hanging out with us. You know
how the show goes. I locks him on a kick
it with my Corolla digital buds of Yesteryear with me
today all the way and no, ho ca, it's mister
Mike Dawson.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Is it Yesteryear already?

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Did I miss time fly? I didn't have time to
prepare for Yesteryear?

Speaker 1 (00:35):
You know you just didn't blinking each already in yesteryear, Creed.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
We're in fucking We're in week five of yesteryear.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
Bro.

Speaker 5 (00:43):
Week five is in the rear view. That's yesteryear, That's
what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
And then I know it's it's surprising us all, including
this guy. All the way out there in Austin, Texas,
it's Matt Fondelier, Hey brother, Hey Matt. And then in
Long Beach like myself, it's Kaylen Bean going on, Hey Kaylen, Hey,
Chris okay, and no Gary today, Well there might be Gary.

(01:10):
We Gary likes to keep us guessing. He says it
all the time on this show, and we shall continue
to do that for the remainder of this week.

Speaker 6 (01:18):
So he said that he will definitely be on Patreon
and he is going to try his damnedest to be
here for the first show.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Well, we're going to see how how hard he tries
his damnedest. What that means okay.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Is damnedest, is damnedest, more effort than darnedest.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Oh yeah, I mean yeah. And somebody says I'm going
to try my darnedest.

Speaker 6 (01:38):
Yeah, if they say, I really don't give a shoot,
you know, like you don't, that's not that's nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah. The harder the swear word, the more they mean, like,
I'm going to try my shittest. O. Wait, no, that
I guess that doesn't work.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah, yeah, try, okay my shittest to get there.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Go ahead.

Speaker 6 (02:00):
I'm just saying Gary might be there and I will
say the damnedst though those were my words. He did
not use the phrase I will do my damnedst. That
was on me.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
He's putting words in his mouth I am, and I'm sorry.
I just texted him. I'm holding you to it, buddy, damnedst. Yeah,
so let's just ask me a bunch of question marks.
And it's like, did Matt say that? I said that?
And now he's even more mad. So great, interesting, we
got some we got some drama coming up. I will
say the last meetup we had on Patreon, I think
the most T spilt in one meeting.

Speaker 6 (02:34):
I started sweating. If that means, if that's any indicator was.

Speaker 5 (02:37):
If you were experiencing low T, you should have been
at that meetup.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
A lot of high tea, definitely, there was a lot
of there's a lot of higher high tea there.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
High tea at the meetup. So if you're if you're
not a part of that, I consider I consider you
do that. So I had a weird, uh, I guess,
kind of a weird conversation with my wife. I'm glad
Gary's not here because I could already see him turning
his video off and and scoffing at me. So I
was told I hung out with a buddy who I

(03:09):
hadn't seen him in a while. And he's like, Hey,
I'm so glad I'm hanging out with you today. And
I said why. He's like, I got some news, and
I said, what is it? He goes, I just had
my first threesome last night.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Wow, and.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
Well time, Matt, thank you.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
It's a good range.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
Joe beautiful video tear people.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah, so I'll tell you how I reacted, but first
I want to hear how you guys would react if
a close friend told.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
You that there's only one answer. There's only one answer,
and it's so easy.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
It's wordless. It's a high five. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
Well, no, before you high five, you go nice and
then high five.

Speaker 6 (04:00):
Now, I will say that I had the same experience
that Chris has had in that I did have a
friend tell me that they had a threesome. This was many,
many years ago, and I was I think I gave
him a big hug when I said, great job, buddy.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
What about you a beer?

Speaker 6 (04:15):
Okay, So he was going to go into the military
and instead he went to college and had a threesome,
like within a week of being there. And he called
me and he was like, mad, I just want you
to know that you and your dad both talked me
out of signing up for the military, and I just
had a threesome.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
And I'm so grateful your dad. Yeah, my dad and
I were instrumental.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
Apparently they had a very serious meeting together in the hotel,
all three of them.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Exactly.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
Chris, when your friend told you about this threesome, did
he say, now, look, no one else knows about this,
or was it you know, is it a secret?

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Well, obviously you're staying on a podcast, so.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
It was not a secret only because the only reason
it felt like a secret at the time is because
it happened within twenty four hours of me seeing him.
So it was literally the night prior popa mind okay,
And he was saying he was in shock. May not
be the right, the right term, but he was still
coming to that might not be the right.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
He was still smitten, smitten will smitten.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
He was still I guess smitten might work, but regardless,
it wasn't. He didn't really know.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
He was just kind of hege, you have a threesome?

Speaker 5 (05:30):
He got that glow about you solow.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Yeah, there's your title. Where's scary when you knew would?
And so I'm telling Jenny this, like, you know, the
next time when I'm hanging out with Jenny and now
I'm like, oh, yeah, so and so just told me

(05:55):
he had a threesome, and she goes, oh she would.
How did you react with out skipping a beat, I said,
I came a huge hug, and I said that's awesome.
I just kind of what mad reaction was. Yeah, and
she goes, why is that your initial reaction? And I
was like, uh so, yeah, I was a little stuck there, boys.

Speaker 6 (06:19):
But how did you ultimately respond? How did you crawl
your way out of that?

Speaker 1 (06:23):
I may have changed the subject, and so yeah, Suly
changed for dinner. Yeah, you know, maybe I'll cook, maybe
i'll buy, maybe let me let me take you out,
let me take you out. Yeah, but regardless, and then
and then it got you know, well, no, there were
follow up questions like is that what you want?

Speaker 3 (06:44):
Okay, that's when you lean into it.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
No, oh you went you went for grossed out.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
That was the angle you took.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
I don't think so, to be honest, I don't remember.
You know, when you're in panic mode.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
Jen has a friend named named Maggie, and you go,
she goes, what is that what you want?

Speaker 2 (07:07):
And you go yuck, like with Maggie.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
You know, in hindsight, yeah that's a good that's a
good defense. I'll just remember that for next time. But yeah,
I just remember painting myself in a little corner based
off of just telling her about a reaction I had
a genuine I mean, there's no shame.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
I mean come on, your buddy had threesome. Let's we
can all agree. Great, good for your friend.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
You know, I don't really know.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Okay, you know you know.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
That was the verbal equid like turning off your camera.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Now anyway, I just thought I thought i'd share that
with you guys for we didn't all but to possibly
get myself in trouble. All right, all right, look, we
got a lot of stuff to get into. I mean
Kaylin's back, yes, I mean he missed a lot of
fish talk in the lastep. In the last episode, we
did the Patreon episode, and I feel bad that we
got into some some hot fish raising discussion. And then

(08:11):
Matt actually has a question for Caitlin now that.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah, yeah, did you listen to the last last episode?

Speaker 4 (08:16):
Kan, I did not.

Speaker 6 (08:17):
Okay, well, you may recall two episodes ago, Dawson, I
apologize in advance. Two episodes ago, we had a conversation
about putting on your shirt Superman versus Lex Luthor, and
I spent an entire week doing I fulfilled our promise,
and I spent an entire week attempting to Superman the shirt.
And I shared my thoughts and I'm just wondering, have

(08:41):
you fulfilled your end of the bargain. Have you done
the lex Luthor method like you said you would do,
and if so, how did it go?

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Matt?

Speaker 4 (08:48):
Of course I forgot to pretty much.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
All right, all right, I'll tell you, Matt, I tried it.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Oh you did.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Every time I put on a shirt, I think about
you now, and every time I shirt think about you more.

Speaker 4 (09:08):
So.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Yeah, you you have crossed psyche. Yeah. So yeah, whatever
I get undressed, I think of Matt and I think
how would he put put this shirt on? And take
it off? So yeah, it's insane to put your head first.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
Oh you know, I actually pulled a bit of a
mat today. I forgot about this. I was walking with
my daughter. We were on a walk today. She wanted
to see some Halloween decorations, and we came up to
one of the take it and leave it library stands.
Take a book, leave a book.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Wait, it's there's a there's there's something after take a book. Matt,
did you know did you remember that part?

Speaker 4 (09:55):
We got a couple of them around the neighborhood and
I popped. I go, oh yeah, And I opened it
and there was a book in there that Blake really
wanted to She's like, oh, I like this, and but
I didn't have anything else to put back into to
take a book leave a book, So we ended up
taking the book and then not leaving anything in return.
But I told her, we're going to have to either

(10:15):
bring this back or bring one of your other books back.
So it is what.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Does that say?

Speaker 3 (10:21):
That's some bullshit?

Speaker 4 (10:24):
Yeah, pretty much, But yeah I did. I did, once
again pull a Matt, not saying I'm not going to
rectify it. I will rectify it, but for now, once again,
I have taken Matt's lead.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Thank you, sir.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
You're creating monsters. These are Kaylen's becoming Matt's monster. I
don't know. I don't know how I feel about it
all the way.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
But every time you put on a shirt, you think
about Matt. Every time I go out to dinner, I
think about Matt. Kaln's going through, and I follow exactly
what he does.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
I'll allow Kailn's going through. He's going to the Ringer
right now. He has a lot going on, a lot
going on. All right, Look, we got we got kloms,
we have stuff to get into. I do want to
read a little bit more from my bus and makes
me feel good as well, so we can we can
certainly certainly do that. Dos. You're off for the week, right, Yeah? Uh?

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Adams in New York for the rest of the week.

Speaker 5 (11:22):
So uh, I'm gonna head home and see my mom
up in the Bay Area. We got some kiddies, dude,
we got kittens.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
Oh kitties.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
How many?

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah? Uh to my neighbor found Uh.

Speaker 5 (11:41):
My neighbor takes care of astray who was pregnant, and
collected all the kittens. There were six total, and three
different neighbors took two each.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
That's good as hell. Kittens are kittens, I mean, what
is the cutest baby?

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Animal?

Speaker 1 (11:59):
Puppies are great, but I don't know.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
Kittens are realod, you know, I haven't I haven't actually
played with it. I hadn't actually played with a kitten
for twenty years. And kittens are pretty awesome. Yeah, but
they do scratch a lot. Yeah, So I'm gonna I'm
gonna come back bloody one hundred percent when I come back.

Speaker 6 (12:21):
You got to get one of those little laser pointer things.
You can just get them at a gas station now
for five dollars. Back in the day they were a
little more expensive, but just one of those little red
dot laser pointers. Cats go fucking crazy for that. If
you kind of skitter skitter the light along the floor
and like up onto the wall, the cats will jump
and try to get it, and you try to turn
the light off right.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
When they put their paws over it. It's adorable.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Dogs, highly suggest animals. Yeah, they love, they love chasing
that little that little red dot around. I do want
to apologize for the I do want to apologize to
the new listeners who you know, we went from threesomes
to kittens are kitten? Yeah that was minutes, but you
know that's just what the show is. So appreciate you
sticking around. All right, go ahead, dos not for the week. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:07):
So, my mom's house is almost done. You know, she's
building a house on my property, and so you know,
we're I'm helping her take care of some stuff in
the Bay area, and and I've been working my ass
off so that i can take a little bit of time.

(13:29):
So I'm exhausted and and half out of it.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
But I'm happy to be here because it's a priority.

Speaker 5 (13:39):
Yeah, right, Gary, all right, we got I don't know
what you were looking for there, Chris. I appreciate the
opportunity to speak into the microphone, but I got nothing.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
I've been working my broadcast.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Hey look, we will take authenticity over over anything. That's
kind of what this show is, which I appreciate. Now.
Last time I was in New York with Adam, we
did I remember, we did a show at the Stand
and it was I mean the guests were Mark normand
Sam Marrile and Shane Gillis. Wow, yeah, Kayln Kaylen just
had a lean back. That's perfect. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So

(14:21):
those are the three guests for this show, like two
maybe a year and a half ago. Oh yeah, yeah,
not that long ago. So yeah, and it was awesome.
So we booked them, and I remember we did the
show and the power the ac goes out and it's
like the hottest day of the year, and the guys

(14:42):
are just now just on stage and there the audience
is drenched. They're just drenched in sweat and it's a
pretty terrible place to be where Adam actually ended it early.
He's like, all right, I think I think that's it.
I think we gotta get out here now, and before
people started pousing out. Yeah, and I remember Sam, he
showed up late because he was coming in from another

(15:03):
comic club. So he ran there and he gets there,
he's out of breath. He's like, all right, I made it.
And then he jumps up on stage and he's there
for like five minutes, and then I was like, all right,
that'll do it, and he's like what what my god? Yeah,
So it's he was he was a little bummed about that,
but regardless, I mean, it was just being doing a
show with of those guys is super, super memorable, just

(15:27):
because they're you know, they're incredible and they're legends, living legends.
All Right, I want to I want to go ahead
and read a little excerpt from Bustin makes me feel good.
If that's okay with you, guys, just because it's been
a little bit, would love it. Let's do it.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
Lesson makes me feel good? Right right?

Speaker 1 (15:47):
All right?

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Now?

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Last week left off was New York and I talked
about going to the NBC thirty Rock Tour doing yeah,
just basically doing the tour. And there was a maybe
a felony committed, which I talked about on the meetup.
And now we have moved our way away from New

(16:12):
York City and we we roll through North Dakota.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
It looks like.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
So, yeah, North Dakota.

Speaker 6 (16:20):
I just wrote MD at the Mount Rushmore state in
South Dakotah.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
But it's one of the I should have known.

Speaker 6 (16:28):
Ask the guy who used to collect coins.

Speaker 4 (16:31):
True, Okay, haven't you ever seen Richie rich Come on now.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
Yeah, that's true. I should.

Speaker 6 (16:40):
I literally have a north By Northwest poster behind me,
which also features a climactic scene on Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
That's that's just silly.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Richie Rich was Mount Richmore though, right, Yeah, just making
sure that I was going.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
To go National Treasure too, but I pulled on Richie
Rich instead.

Speaker 6 (16:57):
Well, all my apologies to our South Dakota and listener.
You deserve the respect of me knowing where your icon is.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
Yeah, I could just be wrong.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
After all that, You're right, Okay, So North Dakota. So
last night at a gas station, the I wrote female attendant. So,
I guess that was weird that I had to I
had to. Uh. The female attendant realized how much we
were squished for cash. I guess that was the term.

(17:28):
I said, we were squished for cash. She was like, ugh,
so to help us out, she said, if we wait
until ten thirty pm, who could take all the hot food.
I'm talking pizza t ketos, egg rolls that were under
the heat lamps and she'd give it to us for free. Yeah,

(17:50):
none of it was vegan, but I.

Speaker 6 (17:52):
Was excuse me, we're a little squished for for non
plant food.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Oh, I need to reduce ahead of time under the
None of it was vegan, but I was still stoked
for my hungry cash challenge to migos. So after waiting
twenty minutes because we got their ten ten, the boys
stopped up and brought their newfound riches onto the bus.
All I remember after that was a series of grunts

(18:28):
and size as the majority of the food went into
the trash or if it was bad enough, it went
out the window.

Speaker 6 (18:36):
So they oh, because okay, let's tasted bad, not because
they presented it to you.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
And no, you're like, okay.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
The mozzarella nuggets were set to taste like old cheese
covered in bread breadcrumbs as an excuse for longer shelf life.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
I think old cheese makes it better, doesn't it.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
And chicken alfredo taketos sounded a lot better in our heads.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
I can't back up that one.

Speaker 5 (18:59):
Yeah that's actually yeah, that doesn't sound good. Chicken, Alfredo, taquitos.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
I mean, I'll do it.

Speaker 4 (19:07):
Why why the Alfredo? You don't want to take the Alfredo?
That's completely unnecessary.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
Some people just want to.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
Okay, I admire just the attempts. Let's give it a go.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Okay, I get a little bumm for Feticini, for what
Alfredo has done to it. If you see fetcini on
the bed, you're just expecting like some white cream sauce. One. Really,
Fetcini is the noodle shape.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
That's true. Spaghetti does not have that rap.

Speaker 6 (19:37):
You know you're thinking bowling, yes, or and meatballs right right?

Speaker 1 (19:42):
So, I mean, although I will say, and look, I
know I've been to Italy.

Speaker 5 (19:46):
You're thinking bowl or and meatballs. That's all right, that's
our that's our food guy. Everybody, you're welcome.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
I'll though, I do like Alfredo. I know it's not, but.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
Especially with some some grilled chicken on there.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Come on, I'm okay, I'm okay.

Speaker 4 (20:07):
It's so good. It's just so heavy.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Yeah, it's it's like a once every lunch.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Also, the rumors are true, no free refills on the
East Coast w t F. Why aren't they as thirsty
as we are? So that like and also they call
pop it's a faux pod to call pop soda. So
a couple other things that I've come across about our
great country. And then yeah, and then and then I

(20:40):
go into us going to Lowell, Massachusetts after that where
Lynch is from. Yeah, and our bus broke down again,
just marveling.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
Yeah, I don't understand. It's don't get me wrong. You
went from New York to North Dakota back to Massachusetts.

Speaker 5 (20:59):
Yeah, so a lot somebody's got to country.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
No, well, they're ways like there. The reasons we would
do that is that's right. We would visit family members.
We would and we would time it out or like
we want to go to a baseball game, or we
would time it out to where it was. I know,
it seems like it's a little we're driving in the
shape of a crazy straw, but it seems like but

(21:26):
there was there was a method there before.

Speaker 4 (21:29):
New York too. You were also somewhere like more west,
weren't you.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Let's see, went to New York Minneapolis.

Speaker 6 (21:39):
Yeah, so I like to think of the more romantic
approach that you guys just didn't have maps and you
were just like the open road let's go. And then
little did any of you know? You just kept going
back and forth.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
I wrote, I wrote a quote from Chris Buss about
the uh the gas station food here by the geary's
coming into the mix right now, so at his damnedest
nice and it worked out.

Speaker 7 (22:05):
Hey, sorry I'm late. Bring here now, bro, I got
the energy in the night, I got away twelve hour
workday or anything like you know, I don't not just
seconds ago.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Alright, he really didn't figure it out. Just it's at
the cost. Oh okay, I do want to have a
question for Gary, But first I'll read you guys a
quote from Chris Buss, I remember who broke the DC
train about some of the gas station food. He just
the quote is my pizza tastes like mustard. So so

(22:43):
that's a quote from Chris Bus. And I'll tell you
guys about loll next time. But I do want to
say that I also wrote the best pickup line in
every uh used everywhere but California is Yeah, I'm from California.
It works better the farther from California you are. So

(23:04):
that's true. That's something I noticed as well.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Interesting here in Texas.

Speaker 6 (23:09):
When you say that they pull a gun out now
and you say it's a different r.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Yeah, it doesn't, it doesn't work and words it's yeah,
it's definitely ran its course. All right, Well, like I'm
glad Gary's here because there's a question that we post
to everybody, and now it's your turn.

Speaker 7 (23:26):
So if a friend, I'm so scared. No, no, no, no,
Matt's laughing far too much. This is clearly not going
to go.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Well for me. No, no it's not.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
It'll No, it's good.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Just keep your If a friend pulls you aside, moved
now to stop. But I just want to know what
would your initial reaction be if a friend pulled you
aside and said, hey, Gary, I just had my first
threesome last night. Which friend, It doesn't matter, no, very

(24:05):
very very much matter.

Speaker 7 (24:06):
Okay. There are there are friends that I would be like, fucking,
let's get a drink and tell me more. And then
there are friends that I would run as fast and
as far away from as I possibly could.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
This is a great answer, I guess you're right.

Speaker 7 (24:20):
Like, straight up, I'm thinking of like three specific people
where if they told me that, I would get so
excited and be like, you know what we are leaving
the office or whatever. When we're leaving wherever we are
right now to go find a fucking quiet booth and
we're gonna have drinks, and you were going to tell
me about this in extreme detail. And then the large
that's a small, small group, but the large majority of

(24:40):
my friends I would probably run away from because.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Let's say, let's say the year is twenty eleven and
it's me, oh bro.

Speaker 7 (24:49):
Or we're heading out to the fucking Gordon beersh or
whatever that guys.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
I remember that part this. It's been a minute.

Speaker 7 (24:56):
Okay, you're my brother man, like, come on, my super
like closest friends, like who I would not judge at
all like I would I would want to hear about
this if you if you are bringing it to me
and say, you know, I am trusting you with this secret,
but I want to hear about it. But if like,
we're not like fucking super close to what you and
I are and the way all of us are.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
I mean that this applies to everyone on the screen
right now.

Speaker 5 (25:19):
See Gary, for Chris's friend, this wasn't a secret. This
had happened in the last twenty four hours, and he
has been blabbing about it all over town to everybody.

Speaker 7 (25:31):
Yeah, see, I don't know that. I don't think that guy.
I'd want to hear about it from you.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
Also, you also did mention it's been quite oil since
you've seen this friend.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Yeah, quite a while. To me is like, I don't know,
two months? Oh yeah, how long have you known this person?
A long time?

Speaker 7 (25:52):
I mean for you, that could very easily mean like
fourth or fifth grade.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Yeah, so, Chris Buss, I'm not gonna say yes or no.
I won't confirm no. Actually I will deny that just
for the sake of Chris. But it wasn't not Chris Bus.
All right. Anyway, moving on, Look, we got comments, we
got stuff to get into. Why why don't we hit
those and carry on? All right? And once again, there

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(27:39):
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I basically don't have a Facebook anymore because I only
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an account just for this group and just never go
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Speaker 1 (27:53):
Chris just gave out. That's how I rock. Facebook. These days.
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(28:15):
Ryan Roberts writes, there may be hope for the younger generation,
but there may be hope for the younger generation. Okay,
I kind of like where this is going. I was
just talking. I was just walking to a bus stop,
and these three kids, maybe around eleven or twelve, are
walking ahead of me. One of the kids shows his

(28:38):
friends in upside down calculator. I didn't see what they
read out, but they all had a great laugh. It
had to be the same things we all spilled out
numbers on our calculators, right, Ryan, that's wild.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Is that really a sign of hope?

Speaker 4 (28:54):
Well, here's why I would say.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
So, here's my question.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
They all have phones. They're still laughing at a fucking calculator.

Speaker 7 (29:01):
This is where I'm This is where I'm going, Kalen,
Because if it was an actual calculator, then that's one thing.
But if this is a calculator app on a phone,
I feel very differently about it.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Oh, it's that upside down on an old school calculator. Okay,
see the old school calculator. I like that. Yeah, and
we're saying boobs, that's what they're saying. There was like
abes or boobless bother one. There was like a joke
you did, like where you tell a story, you tell
she ends up, you turn around boobless.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
Yeah, it doesn't work on the phone calculator anyway.

Speaker 5 (29:34):
Right now, I don't any kids. I don't think there
are any kids who don't become aware of that. When
you take like a h pre calculator trigonometry or geometry
class where you may need a calculator, the first thing

(29:55):
we learn is boobs.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
That's the that's the first thing.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
One would argue, it's the first thing we all learned
in life.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
True. And so I don't know.

Speaker 6 (30:08):
I mean, at least I don't know that.

Speaker 5 (30:13):
I'm going to go as far as to say that
it gives me hope, but at least that hasn't changed.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Yeah, well, I guess it's gonna take a lot more
than a good old calculator laugh for dos because he's
he's just seen too much stuff. He's like, we're I think, guys,
we're part of the generation that Dawson looks at. It's like,
oh man, they're hopeless. So I get a little worried
sometimes too.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
It's seen a lot.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Ryan Huff on Facebook Rights pirates wore eye patches. Remember
we're talking about eye patches and what peak eye patch
was and why pirates wore them. Pirates wore eye patches,
so when they went below deck at night one, I
was already adjusted to the darkness.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Yeah, so silly. That's true according to the Internet.

Speaker 7 (30:58):
Yeah, but I believe I also so incorrectly said Captain
Hook wore an eyepatch, which I was thinking of, Shmi,
Captain Hook did wear.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
An eye patch, I guess not. That's not even in
even in Hook. Doesn't happen, especially in Hook, especially in Hook.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
Dang.

Speaker 7 (31:12):
I don't know why. I'm like, yeah, it must be
one of those. In my mind when I said it,
I thought it was true. I think I'm stepping on
a comment that's to come somebody. I saw someone correct
me in the comments, and uh yeah, that's I realized Yeah,
that's just one of those false memories.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Like it's like a Mandela effect.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
That's right, Yeah, because yeah, Mandela didn't exist, right, we
all just thought he did.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
Yeah, yeah, that's right, all right.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
And he also writes, I am with Gary. Oh this
is Round Robertson, and I'm with Gary on The Simpsons.
I was also not allowed to watch it. The only
episode I saw as a kid was whatever so played
before the world premiere of the Michael Jackson music video
Black or White featuring Kevin McAllister. I think I started
watching The Simpsons when I was about sixteen, which would
have been around ninety seven. Yeah, I remember.

Speaker 7 (31:56):
So.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
I went to a Catholic elementary school and we would
get uh letters sent home saying do not let your
kids watch the Simpsons. It's like the Devil Show.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Really, yeah, they.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Would send they would send letters, and I remember still
watching it because I loved it and it was a
cartoon and I was a kid. So yeah.

Speaker 7 (32:14):
See, by the time I got old enough to where
it was like that kind of thing wasn't being enforced anymore.
I felt like there was so much Simpsons that I
just sort of decided I was out. There was no
catching up like try looking backwards was like it had
been on for like twenty years at that point, it
felt like and I just decided I was kind of
out family guys.

Speaker 6 (32:34):
Ironically, there's been twenty plus more years since that moment.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Right exactly. Yeah, it's just that you can't end it now.
They have to end on their own terms. At this point,
let's go to Patreon here, Darren Sutton writes, God bless
the how to put us shirt on talk. Well, Darren,
there was a little bit more today before Garrett got here,
So there you go. God, what I mean so much?

Speaker 3 (32:58):
I did nothing killing killing to do his job, so
you didn't miss anything.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
You can try it right now, Klen, Just try it
right now. Turn your camera off.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
I told you if I touched this microphone, it's gonna
fall off the fucking stand that it's barely leaning on.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
I think to take off for shirt Duck guys, sixty nine.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
Smith, it's sound a creepy dude.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
It's true. I know the physics.

Speaker 4 (33:19):
I mean, I've shown my underwear before a couple of times.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Yeah, that's true. Kaylen has taking off his pants secretly.
He showed more than his underwear too, Duck guy sixty nine.
Smith says, thanks Matt. I was just removed from Taco
Bell because I asked him to bring my Mexi fries first,
then course out my burritos, and then my impenada. Last.
The guy's head finally exploited when I asked him to
refill my Baja blast didn't help. I had my head

(33:44):
through the armhole of my shirt. I'll keep trying, but
your life tips haven't helped me.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
Well, I appreciate the effort, and it sounds like a
hell of a day.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Yeah, Well, thanks for fiction right there.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
Yeah, I like it.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
I don't know. I wouldn't put it past Duck believe
that it's fan fact.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
I agree, Marty Ward. Right, Dear Matt, I want you
to know this comes from a place of love.

Speaker 5 (34:13):
Well, this sounds like it's gonna go well, this is
not gonna go well, because we all do love and
appreciate you.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
You bring a lot of humor and entertainment to us all,
and we appreciate that so much. However, great, however, ah,
by your instance on Luthering being the correct way to
put a shirt on is the last straw we stuck
by you with a pepsi at lunch, coke at dinner.

(34:41):
We look past the stemless glasses during the week, and
God knows it took us a lot to stand by
you with a no ice from a soda fountain saga.
We all thought you're being accepting. We all thought we
were being accepting of your flass. But I now I
realized we were enabling you. I feel foolish and I'm

(35:04):
so sorry we have let you down in this way,
but we really need this to change again. We love
you so much and we'll be here when you're ready
to accept help. But until then, I sadly need to
stop being a bystander while you allow your actions to
hurt yourself.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
So there you go. Marty's comment.

Speaker 7 (35:19):
He made that comment on Patreon, right, so he's a
paying subscriber. He's literally enabling Matt.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
I might cry.

Speaker 6 (35:26):
I listen, I have to really look deep inside of myself,
but it's going to be difficult to do with my
head through one of the armholes of my shirt.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
So Adam Smith writes, I had a student last year.
I know, Matt. Are you okay?

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Yeah, no, I'm doing good.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
I'll just let to again. It is a lot. But
if you're ready for change, you let us know.

Speaker 6 (35:54):
I actually, I feel like this has become a lot
about me, and I don't want it to be.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
But I did.

Speaker 6 (36:01):
There's a I do have a bit of a cry
for help that I need to maybe tell you guys about.
And I'm not proud about this, but I.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
Well, I haven't done it. I haven't done it.

Speaker 6 (36:14):
I haven't done it, but I almost almost left a
note on somebody's windshield.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
Oh oh, Gary's left, Gary's left the chat?

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Okay, well, I'm not against that completely.

Speaker 4 (36:34):
It depends.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
So is the story?

Speaker 2 (36:36):
Yeah, go ahead, I'm back And I would never.

Speaker 7 (36:39):
Do what what? What was the purpose of this note?
Was it to do someone as service? Or was it
to let someone know your opinion?

Speaker 6 (36:46):
Was let someone know that I don't appreciate what's happening.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
So it is the story that somebody parked like an asshole?
And you anything about that?

Speaker 3 (36:56):
Is right? Dawson.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
This neighborhood that I work I kind.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
Of like this. I wouldn't I wouldn't do it, but
I liked I still like the move.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
This neighborhood that I that I work in.

Speaker 6 (37:07):
They just left the businesses in like a neighborhood, and
it's a pretty busy neighborhood. There's a fair bit of construction.
It's all just curb parking. And there is a curb
that is pretty much right in front of the office
that I work in, and you could definitely fit two
cars on this curb. And there is a gigantic truck

(37:30):
that day after fucking day every morning when I'm walking
into the office, this guy has his car parked at
like seventy five percent of the curb, so you absolutely
cannot fit behind him or in front of him. And
if he just pulled the car forward and shared the curb,

(37:51):
which is what I was going to write on the note,
please pull your car forward and share the curb, He's
even gonna put a please in it. And I'm the
only reason I did not let me finish. The only
reason that I did not is because I did not
have a blank piece of paper in my car. And
by the time I got to the office, more important
things came up. And I just never it's never occurring

(38:13):
to me once I get to work, But in those
moments before I open up that door and I'm transported
to another place, those are some of the most inferiority
moments of my morning, and it's every morning.

Speaker 4 (38:23):
I got thoughts. I got thoughts.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
I know, Gary, go ahead, no, no, you I feel
like I'm gonna agree with that. Gary's going to say
because I got thoughts too, But go Gary.

Speaker 7 (38:30):
Well, I just I just have a question. Let's say
that you did have a piece of paper. Would you
end the note like a man and write down your name?

Speaker 6 (38:44):
I guess I could. I could sign my name, just
put my first name on it. That's mean anything to
that guy. I want to put my driver's license. No,
definitely circumstances.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Can I coast? I missed cowardice?

Speaker 3 (39:03):
Wow? All right?

Speaker 1 (39:05):
I lucky? Gary says, and I do agree with it.
My thing is the guy knows what he's doing, and
so a note isn't going to stop him. He's doing
it on purpose, he's doing it selfishly, and you just
calling him out. I don't think it'll have an effect.
It won't make you feel better either, because it's not.
He's not going to fix it. It's like, oh my gosh,

(39:27):
I didn't know what's so sorry? No, he knows, Like
I see that happen all the time.

Speaker 6 (39:32):
But isn't evil when good men do nothing. Isn't that
the quote? Am I doing?

Speaker 1 (39:37):
You man? I appel that you are No.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
I could say, you're right.

Speaker 6 (39:43):
Maybe the note won't have an impact, but you know what,
also won't have an impact not leaving a note at all.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
How about this? Let me how about this? So the
other day, my driveway is completely blocked by a car.
It is a guy or girl I don't well, parallel
park and just plain right in front of our driveway
to where like they must just have not seen that
it was a driveway a driveway. Well, and it happened

(40:12):
late at night because it wasn't there at that at night,
And then we went to bed, and then we woke
up in the morning and I saw that the car
was blocking and I will go at five yeah, yeah,
company immediately. So I kind of look around the car.
It's not in the best shape. It looks like this
person maybe a little down on their luck a little bit.

Speaker 4 (40:31):
That helps a little bit, And it helps a little bit.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
So I tell Jen she doesn't have to go anywhere
at the moment. So it's like, let's just wait it out,
see what happens. It could have just been an honest mistake.
I go to work because into your neighborhood.

Speaker 7 (40:43):
This is not like your driveway is some sort of
a fucking hidden thing, like it's apparent when you're parking
your car, but it's dark.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
When it's dark, the street lights are terrible, so you
can't see.

Speaker 4 (40:54):
Well, yeah, that's not next. I know we're blocking full
on driven where the cars are. You can see the
cars are are like ready to get out, and well.

Speaker 7 (41:02):
In Chris's neighborhood, it's not like there's like mass stretches
where there aren't driveways. Like it's clearly like house next
to house. Yeah, there's a driveway every like fucking six.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
And there's cars parked in that driveway. That's not an excuse.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
Okay, luckily I was in parking on that driveway because
I was able to go to the gym that morning.
But I get back, we don't call, I go to
work time, and then Jen doesn't move for car or
doesn't call anything, and as evil men, as Matt said,
we did nothing mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
And that yeah, So it happens to me quite often.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
A note was delivered to our house. People often block
your driveway, Dawson.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Yes, for the same reasons.

Speaker 5 (41:41):
I believe that that Chris said, there are no street
lights in my neighborhood.

Speaker 4 (41:45):
Yeah, I know you, and yours kind of is a
little bit more, a bit more acceptable. Driveway is it's
not like normal, it's kind.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
Of yeah, your driveways turn on the side.

Speaker 4 (41:57):
It's kind of on the side, and then you don't
have a proper like I walk sort of curb. It's
kind of more acceptable.

Speaker 5 (42:04):
This one dude parked a bright Orange F three fifty,
like fucking brand new bright Orange f three fifty right
in front of my driveway. And so I wrote a
note and I just said warning, do not block my driveway.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
I like starting the note with warning.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
That's well, that's what I gave you, a warning because
you again.

Speaker 4 (42:27):
You're getting to That would have been the move, Chris,
that would.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
And he he hasn't done it since.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Well, I've never seen this car in the neighborhood before. So,
and I'll be honest, guys, I've done it. I've done it.
You walk years ago. I didn't realize. I went back
to not knowing. No, I went back like, oh my god,
that's a driveway.

Speaker 4 (42:49):
No wonder you're defending that excuse so much?

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Done it?

Speaker 7 (42:53):
No, that's horrible. Can you say, can you say you
have ever done that in life?

Speaker 6 (42:59):
No.

Speaker 4 (42:59):
I will go out of my way to make sure
that I am not even the slightest bit if I
think I can fit the car right in there, if it's.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Like even just you know, I'm not happy about.

Speaker 4 (43:10):
It front in front of it, I'll move. I'll go
find another spot.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
I'll go further. Kalin.

Speaker 7 (43:15):
My rule is like, when there's a driveway there's a
little break in the cement where it starts to slope down.
If my entire car is not one past that break
in the cement that's blocking the driveway and I'm.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Moving, That's how I live.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
Now.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Well done, No, just one time, I'm man enough to
admit it.

Speaker 7 (43:33):
I'm not chastising you for your mistake, Chris, I am.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
Well. So a guy did it and left a note
at our house because, as Matt said, evil men, we
did nothing.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
Really a weird misquote.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
That's pretty much what you said. We could go back
to the tape, but we don't have tie right now.
And the note says, thank you kindly for not calling
a toe on my car in your driveway. I totally
didn't notice, and I'm just out here looking for a
second job in an apartment, and your neighbors were kind
enough to let me stay at their place last night.

(44:13):
Love Adam.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
You know what though?

Speaker 6 (44:17):
Wow, I was gonna say that's beautiful, except we didn't
leave his last name, so therefore this guy's a fucking coward, Matt.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
He wrote it on the back of his resume a
lot more, a lot more than his last name was left.

Speaker 7 (44:33):
So you know, I'm not sure how I feel about that,
because then the suggestion is like, sorry, I've blocked your driveway.
But if you know anyone who's looking for a sound
mixer like past this along, I don't that actually happened.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
He didn't really attach his resume.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
No, it wasn't attached to He wrote it on the
back of a resume.

Speaker 5 (44:52):
Oh ship, because that's the only people and so not
hiring that guy. Question number one, have you ever blocked
someone's driveway?

Speaker 2 (45:02):
Yeah, okay, get the fuck out, Adam.

Speaker 7 (45:08):
That because the apology is overwritten by the fact that
And by the way, if you know someone who is
hiring passes passes note along for me, it.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Wasn't that, wasn't it. I just don't think I had
any other paper.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
No, wait a second, man, I gotta do two nice
things for you.

Speaker 4 (45:25):
There's a lot of things.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
Where's the give.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
And take, Like I didn't toe you. Now you do
something for me.

Speaker 5 (45:33):
You can't immediately come and ask me for a job,
don't for a sandwich.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
Hustle. Yeah, I appreciate the hustle. There's a lot of
things that play here. I you know, again, if you
needed to get out that day to go to work,
you gotta toe it like there's no other option. You
didn't have to go to Jenny didn't have to leave,
so you didn't do it. You realize it was kind
of an old beater. You probably should have pulled the
Dawson went warning, don't do this, I'm gonna tell you

(46:04):
next time. Whatever. So but it all played out fine.
That being said, if we can please get back to
Matt's conundrum here, because nothing infuriates me more than a
motherfucker that where two spots are available on the curb
and they take up the whole damn thing. Nothing infuriates

(46:26):
me more.

Speaker 3 (46:26):
Matt.

Speaker 4 (46:26):
I would have been so proud of you if you
had gotten that note and put it on this motherfucker's car.
I fucking hate when you, Like we said, you don't
park in a driveway. You also clearly, if there's two
spaces available in between driveways, you pull up or back
to allow a second person. That being said, if this
guy is a dick and knows that he's doing it,

(46:48):
which probably did, and you did leave a note on it,
whoever the next person is that park behind him, he's
probably gonna have his eyes open and be like thefucker
that left my note on my car.

Speaker 6 (47:00):
I'm glad you mentioned that, Kalen, because I did, in
my mind do the long game, and I did understand
that even if I did leave that note, I would
not be allowed to park behind that car for at
least a week.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
At least a.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
Week it's off limits.

Speaker 6 (47:14):
But I like to think of it as a service
for that entire neighborhood, although I do feel bad for
the windshield that we'll get smashed in by whoever parks
behind their first Well.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
Also, Matt, if you and let's say you do sign
your name and the guy continues this behavior of taking
a few spots, if anything as so much as like
a ding happens to his car, you are going to
be the first person he looks at. Why that's there? Yeah,

(47:43):
so yeah, I.

Speaker 6 (47:44):
Am kind of curious about signing my first name. I
feel like that's kind of a really bizarre baller move
to check.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
How do you sign it off? Sincerely, love Dash.

Speaker 6 (47:59):
Yeah, Matthew. Yeah that actually Matthew makes it sound more insufferable.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
Name whole government first name. What do you guys usually
put at the end of like emails, like all the best, sincerely,
We've been over this. Yeah, that's a match and put.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
That's actually a perfect, perfect closer.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
I like it.

Speaker 7 (48:22):
I like it, I literally and then sign on this.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
Geez well again, I uh.

Speaker 6 (48:35):
I work in this office part time, so there's a chance,
maybe not this week, but maybe next week I might
be back there, and if I see that truck.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
I might have to do it.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Here's the.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
If you all truck owners are fucking assholes, there's literally
and he's got one of our.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
One of our books.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Yeah, not all truck that's right. I'll pay back on that.
Not all dogs are assholes, but all all guys who
have just daughters assholes. I didn't they said they're pieces
of shit.

Speaker 4 (49:08):
Different, there's okay, that's okay. Even I'll counter with this
because it's the story I was going to when I
drop my girls off at school for the me and
this guy always line up at the same time, and
we always go to the same spot. And he's got
a fucking truck and he's got two daughters. Gary, all right,
I know this for a fact. And he always moves

(49:31):
up to allow me to slot into that second space
in between driveways. And I've never talked to the man before,
but I love him. I love him.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
You should just walk up to him one day, nothing
and just be like, I love you, man.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
Yeah, you know what.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
Here we would appreciate it too. Here is a girl dad,
he would appreciate it one girl dad to another.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Here's what I think you need to do. Is I
think that you.

Speaker 7 (49:55):
I think you and Matt both have some notes to
write tonight, to have with you the next time that
you encountered these people and just you just next time
you guys are in line behind each other, I drop off,
you just get out of your car, walk up to
his truck, don't say a word, hopefully he's in the truck,
and leave a thank you note right under the windshield.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
What would it say?

Speaker 4 (50:14):
I love you?

Speaker 1 (50:15):
That's right signed?

Speaker 4 (50:18):
And the guy behind you, the guy behind exactly do that.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
Message, but write it in blood.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Okay, his wife is going to see that note and
be like, h.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
Down the street after that.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
I love you, said the guy behind you. Uh, I see.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
You every day every morning. I'm watching you.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
Just a little rain water spotted on that note, just
a touch of it. That's beautiful, all right, Well, I
mean it doesn't get better than that, Actually.

Speaker 6 (51:01):
Will I will get better in the next show.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
I love it. So anyway, let's try before we get
out of here. Just one last thing. Just movie Junkie
wrote in Matt, and he just says, I'm astounded you
guys have so much passion for how man puts his
shirt on. I put my shirt on both ways, depending
on whether I have my glasses on or not, so
Matt's way actually works better for glasses. There you go.
That might be it. All right, Well, thanks everybody for commenting.

(51:25):
We appreciate it, and we'll go ahead and get started
recording our Patreon just a moment, We're just gonna go
around the horn and get our plugs in and then GTFO.
So I'll start over there with the man behind calem Bean.
What can we plug for you?

Speaker 4 (51:42):
First? I just wanted to say that yes, I do
love this man, but I also love all of you,
all of you the listeners.

Speaker 8 (51:49):
I was talking about us, right, and yeah, yeah, check
out just One About with Michael Bean.

Speaker 4 (52:01):
It's a fun podcast. And we got a hell of
the rest of the twenty twenty five coming up for you,
a lot of really good guests. One of them might
be James Cameron, so oh I look forward to that
and yeah, thanks.

Speaker 6 (52:14):
Now, if James Cameron goes to Pat's house to record
the show, are the cables, Are the cables going to
be uh all out for mister Cameron to see?

Speaker 3 (52:23):
Or what are we doing?

Speaker 4 (52:23):
I'm already planning out a fucking just I guess just
a dad joke where he's sitting down and I go
up to one of the cameras and I'm adjusting it
and I go, ah, I can't get it right. And
then I go, hey, do you know how to work
one of these things?

Speaker 1 (52:36):
He's that, Hey, do you know how?

Speaker 2 (52:44):
You know?

Speaker 3 (52:44):
I want this for you. I helped this.

Speaker 7 (52:48):
If you're going to do that, and I pray that
you do, you have to have a wide of the
whole room so.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
You capture that.

Speaker 7 (52:54):
Have another camera already, we need that, like we need
video of that interaction.

Speaker 6 (52:59):
Set up a right by him.

Speaker 7 (53:02):
Yeah, I will contribute a portion of a ring camera
in order to captin this.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
Oh no, that would make me so happy.

Speaker 4 (53:11):
So just a little, just a little Sony on a trip.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Hopefully it works out, all rights. What about you?

Speaker 5 (53:21):
I got some good shows coming up. I'll be in
Vegas in December, Bray, I prov in January.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
Flappers.

Speaker 5 (53:30):
In October, I put them all up at a link
Tree thing and that'll be in the bios of any
at Dos Angeles Boom and listen to the Blood Sweat
and Tears record, Blood Sweat and Tears.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
Do yourself a flavor, Dawson.

Speaker 7 (53:49):
If that January date works out, I'll come out and
support you, and I'll buy anyone else who comes a drink.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
Oh nice, dude. Yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (53:56):
Darren Carter asked me today if i'd come out and
do a guest spot, and I'm like, Darren Carter, the
party starter, Darren Carter party starter. He wants me to
be the party starter for Darren Carter party starters. Too
much starting, that's a lot of starting the party. We
should have started all way earlier. I think we should

(54:17):
push up the start time love it. You know, I'm
gonna write that ship down, Dude. I'm gonna use that
at that club that night. You's gonna be so dumb,
and I'm gonna do it with laughter.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
IDAs and Kaelin are just like workshopping jokes with us
right now? All right?

Speaker 7 (54:39):
Then? Next up, Gary, what can we do for yet?
I'm gonna do a an entertainment suggestion. We have talked
extensively on this show over the years about a video
game that is very near and dear to me and
Kaitlyn's heart, called Ghosts of Tsushima, and.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
It just stuck me. Then it's not dear to my heart.

Speaker 7 (54:57):
Well it was not. It was not at the time
we were talking about it. It is now, go on,
Is that not correct?

Speaker 4 (55:05):
I have a feeling that did not complete nearly as
many fucking objectives in that game as I would have
liked him too.

Speaker 6 (55:15):
I played in Cursella mode, all right? Do you don't
need to talk to me about that? Sorry, Gary, God.

Speaker 7 (55:21):
Playing in Curris Hour mode is absolutely If you really
did that as the only time you played it, then
you have not played that game and you can stop
talking immediately because.

Speaker 4 (55:29):
That is it's.

Speaker 7 (55:32):
For fucking for just a part of it, all right, Fine, Well, anyways,
it's SEQL Ghosts of Yo t I believe it's Yo Tai.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
I can't. I don't know the exact pronouncement pronounciation.

Speaker 7 (55:42):
But the sequel came out, and shortly before it came out,
Matt and Kaylin and I were all in group text
and Matt sent a screenshot of a quote from a
review that said Ghosts of Sushimo walked, so Ghosts of
Yote can run. And I will say, in the probably
hour and a half i've had a chance to play
it so far.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
That quote proves exceptionally true.

Speaker 7 (56:02):
It is every nice love about Ghosts of Tushima, and
it looks even better, which I would have probably fought
you if you explained that to me in twenty nineteen
or so when I was first playing it. So yeah,
for anyone who's into uh video games, go check that out.
Love it all right, and play it with the voices
in Japanese and the English subtitles.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
Yeah, this is a mistake that Matt made. We had
I remember this phone.

Speaker 4 (56:29):
Do you remember English subtitle? No?

Speaker 6 (56:31):
When I first started, I didn't know when I first
started the game, and I was like.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
What is like, this is weird. It doesn't feel right
like I.

Speaker 7 (56:37):
Kaitlin, Matt and I had a phone call where Matt
was explaining to me that despite what you and I
had told him, possibly on this show, possibly off, that
the fucking the mouths don't look right like it doesn't
they are saying the right fucking words. And I was
in my car driving to work one day and I
remember being like, hold on a second, do you have

(56:58):
them speaking out loud in English? He was like, abs
the fucking motely, Why would I not, Dude, they're speaking.
They're all Japanese people. Switch that ship to Japanese and
watch how it's perfect and that goes. Holy ship called
me like the next day he was like, holy shit,
you're right perfect.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
I love it. That well, good good tip and all right,
Matt okod buck for.

Speaker 6 (57:19):
You, uh patreon dot com slash water cooler five bucks
a month ad free. You get to hear the second
part of this conversation. I will tease that I do
not have a shay, but I do have a news noook,
oh boy, we've been declassified. We're bringing that baby intro
that dudeyeh and the outro and the outro on Patreon.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
So yeah, please support us five bucks a month.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
The right thing.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
All right, there you go, Matt.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
Also, I'll tell you guys the Movie Club movie too.
I'll let you guys know.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
Oh oh, you finished shaking meetings.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
We took some meetings. We've come to a decision and
it's it's a tough one.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
That means.

Speaker 7 (58:00):
That means that by the time this comes out, we
will be by the time people listen to Patreon, we
will also be able to put out a poll where
everyone can vote on at eleven movies each which one
of us has.

Speaker 3 (58:12):
Oh, I gotta fucking do that.

Speaker 6 (58:14):
It's a little different than that because we did a
poll when it was the movie would be movie night.

Speaker 3 (58:20):
Oh, we would all watch it together.

Speaker 6 (58:21):
So I gotta do a new poll about says it
changed to movie Club.

Speaker 3 (58:25):
I'm in the process of putting that list together.

Speaker 4 (58:27):
You think the list at all?

Speaker 1 (58:29):
No, absolutely not.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
Absolutely not. I'm just saying I am working on that.
It's not right yet.

Speaker 7 (58:35):
It's actually I'm wrong. We are one month away from
that poll going live. Yeah, yeah, they need one more
movie because we picked we did have was picked by no.
So we really need fifty six movies in order for
us each to have exactly eleven.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
You, Matt, I'm gonna tell.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
You guys on the Patreon how to act more fucking
surprised about it.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
That's the tease. I love it. I'm all right, there
you go.

Speaker 5 (59:07):
That's the reaction I wanted. Dawson, Okay, I'm sorry. Can
we do can we do that over again?

Speaker 3 (59:13):
I'm gonna announce the movie.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
Dude, Wow, baking chops. Right there.

Speaker 4 (59:23):
You do realize what's on the line here, right, Dawson,
You do understand why this is a significant moment.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
All right, I would like to I would like to plug.

Speaker 4 (59:33):
A lot of expectations, is all I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
I'm gonna go ahead and just plug Fitt, Genial, Fredo,
and South. All right, thank you so much for hanging
with us and taking the time to listen to this
very show. We appreciate it. We'll see you later this
week for Patreon. We love you. Thanks in advance.