Used Boxers (#496)

The guys chat about forward-facing plane seats, boxers, and flipping the bird.
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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
But don't worry. He will I know, Doug, No, I

(00:03):
get it will get back to you.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm just saying, if you, if you talk to him,
to him to give me a call some time, and
then make him feel extra bad for not answering my
phone call.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
I don't know. Somehow he keeps getting more Hollywood gigs. Man.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Uh yeah, it's funny. Every Hollywood gig he gets, He's like,
these people are fucking idiots.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
And every time he told me more than everybody, and
he lets him know it producers and directors that they're
fucking idiots, and he still gets jobs. I don't understand it.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
What's the dream?

Speaker 4 (00:51):
All right?

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Happy about it, but I want him to be careful.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
You ain't changing that dog.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Oh, I know, I know?

Speaker 5 (01:04):
All right?

Speaker 6 (01:05):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Roll?

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Do you guys have anything you want to get into
before I press record here?

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:11):
I just spent the weekend with my mom, which was nice.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Oh yeah, okay, let me.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
I got a I got a Hulu update.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
I don't even want to hear.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
It is my mind.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
You want to hear it?

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Yes, sounds good to me today.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
It's jacked all the way up.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Yeah, your level's good.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
That's it's weird.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Get the intro going, I performance audio on all this
stuff is going, am I.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
What do we call it? Me and your host host,
me and man? Okay? In five here we go in
five four three.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Two recording in progress.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
What yew.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Well something for everybody with those mouthlicks. That was the
everything bagel of mouthflicks. And I just want to thank
you listeners for joining us today for another wonderful edition
of the water Cooler.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
You know how the show goes.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
I Chris Lockshimana kick it with microL Digital Buddz of
yesterdayar Philly style with me today. All the way in
Orange County, California, you got Gary Smith.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Had it Patna. That is a strong how to.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
And then all the way in North Hollywood, California, we
got Mike Dawson.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah, it was a.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
New and I like it.

Speaker 5 (02:47):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
And then in Long Beach like myself, it's kaylen.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Bean going on, Hey Kylin, Chris Okay, So no Matt
Fondelier today, unfortunately, So which.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Are we still going to get the results of the Changa?

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Okay? King?

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Because I've been on the edge of my seat for
since and I haven't logged into the Patreon if.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
You think this is a bit so for those who
aren't subscribed to Patreon, and if you aren't, I suggest
you do because Matt has been running this amazing multi
week segment about if things are better, if certain foods
are better Jimmy churried or Chimmy changu Jimmy churad is
with a Chimmy cherry sauce, or Chimmy changud is wrapped

(03:30):
in a tortilla and deep fried, and things that start
with H like cheesecake. Paula haven't put I've been put
through the gauntlet and we've been voting, and.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
There's one hundred and ninety nine votes.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
It's been a pretty ridiculous last few shays.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
What's been pretty ridiculous is the number of people who
are asking for a full length version of the song
that he made.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
I was just gonna ask if we had a fucking
version of it to play for the Pree episode tier,
just so they could hear the greatness of that.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Intern By far, it's the greatest theme song, by far,
greatest theme song ever written. I think it might even
implore Insomnia to come Insomniac to come back. So that's
got some it's got some raver flavor to it.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
It does, it really does.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (04:18):
Unfortunately, Caylen, we don't even have the short version to
play because I think I shamed Matt so much about
audio sharing on Zoom that he's just figured it out
and he's been playing it himself.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
So here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
It is magical for it just yeah, tear up, do
the right thing, even if it's just to listen to
that intro song. Okay, warning, it will get stuck in
your head for the next forty eight hours.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
It's a near worm. There's a few things that are
bothering me.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
One is I know Matt listens to these podcasts when
he's not here, and I hate how happy he is
right now. So that's number one. Number two is Caylen's
not joking. I saw Calen in person the other day
and the first thing he brought up was, man, I
love that Jimmy game. And it's like, dude, we're not
even We're not even there. That's not here. You don't

(05:03):
have to pretend.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Well. The best part about it is I don't I
don't not not like, but I don't particularly care for
either a Chimmy choga or Jimmy Cherry. And yet I
am enthralled in this game that Matt has brought upon us,
and I am so excited.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
Real real generous calling it a game.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah, it's not a game. It's life dream of a
insane person. Guy.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
This is how the cheese Ball should have ended. Again,
this is a three episode saga. It's come down to
the wire. I mean, there should be a lot more
build up then, I feel like this there currently is
right now. I am really awakened the result of this.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Well what if? What if it expanded? Like not only
foods that start in gh butch but other things like
if you had to move to Chattanooga, would you rather
it be Yeah or Jimmy Jimmy Chattanooga Uh or Chongy?

(06:02):
But I don't know, man, we need mad here.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
I don't like this. I don't like this one bit.
Don't tree you fu? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (06:12):
And also I don't want to be uh, to be
chosen either for to be Chimmy Chongod or Jimmy Cherry.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
So Charlie Chaplin, Charlie Is it a Charlie Chaplin Chonga?
Well we all know that one's a Cherry or a
Jimmy Charlie Chaplin. All right, as I said, we can't be.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
I don't like I don't like us doing I don't
like Matt being so happy when he's out here. This
is it bothers me. So we gotta we must, we
must continue. So I was for I forgot to tell
you guys this. When I went to Vegas. I remember,
I was on the flight home southwest, and you know,
I'm enjoying choosing my own seats for the moment because

(06:50):
they're getting rid of that m.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
You know.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
And as I said, I'm already I'm already upset that
Jen doesn't have to take off her shoes anymore, and
and that when I ditch her it means nothing so
except for maybe problems in the marriage.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
But the when I when I go to T s a.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Pre But so I sit down and they I know
when they fly, we fly back to Long Beach and
they d board that's the correct term, right, d board
d plane? Excuse me? They yeah, boarding is going on
the plane. That makes sense, that'sh They d plane from
the rear as well as the front.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
And not a lot of people know that.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
So I always said, just straight to the back when
I when I get onto this flight, and and so
I'm sitting in the back front. You know, it's it's
going to be a full flight though. So this guy
sits next to me. This uh, he's flying solo. At
least I assume he is, because there's nobody with him
unless he or she said earlier on. But he sits

(07:51):
down next to me, and he turns to me. I
moved to the middle because we tried to do that
thing where oh there's only a middle seat available, and
he was going to take him, like, all right, I'll
skoot over and you can take the aisle so I
can be next to my loved one who I ditched
at the security checkpoint. So we're sitting there just in silence.

(08:12):
It's fine, And then he just turns to me. He goes,
it's kind of weird that we face forward in planes.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
Nope and nope, I don't. I don't even reply.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
I look over and I say, go on. Of course, right,
interest is peaked Kales already, Kale's already on.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
The I can't say I'm not intrigued.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Yeah, it's kind of interesting. We face forward on planescus
on trains.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
It's okay, keep going.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
And I said, Okay, continue.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
I didn't say that, but by my body language and
my facial expression encouraged him to go on with this point.
And he said, because if we crash, it's actually safer
if we're facing, if we're rear facing than forward facing,
and and then he's.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
Just and I'm just looking at him now like I
can't do that. You can't do that.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
It's this can't be your icebreak around a plane number one.
Number two, It's like, I don't want to think about that.
Why are you bringing this up as suit? But before
we take off, it's you know, we'd have a higher
chance of living if we're rear facing than ford facing.

(09:27):
And I haven't you know, I haven't seen this MythBusters.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
I don't know what to think. I mean, I guess
it makes sense. But at the same time, a plane
crash is a plane crash.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (09:38):
Yeah, this is meet the parents. The same way you
don't say bomb on an airplane. You don't open with
the possibility.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
Of a crash unless he's trying to jinx it.

Speaker 7 (09:48):
No, No, I don't even think that that's an excuse.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
You don't.

Speaker 7 (09:53):
You don't while you're still on Tara Firma at mccaren
you do not bring up the possibility of a crash
because there is no water between Long Beach and mccaren.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
So it's not like, no, I don't like this, right.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
I love the way you give him the benefit of
the doubt, though, Chris, maybe he was just trying to
jinx of possible playing crash.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
I do this all the time whenever I whenever I
need things to go well, I look at everybody around
me and I go, nothing could possibly go wrong, and
you know, and then we went out on stage at
air Lake Arrowhead like it just you just never know.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
So it.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
I mean, there is the chance that this guy's doing
a one man comedy show solely for himself, and in
that regard I kind of respect it. I need entertained
a little entertainment on this plight. I'm gonna start it
off with a fucking awkward bang. And are there more
interactions on the fight or was he going to start
off with you know, we might all crash.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Maybe he's just kind of funny, like maybe he's.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Just it bother you know. It felt like a troll move. Yeah,
awesome with you. It bothers me that Kailan, the guy
who tells everybody over the age of sixty eight to
go f off that. He's like, oh yeah, this guy,
this guy is pretty funny.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
He's telling me to fucking not bike on the sidewalk,
and you're gonna get it.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
And you're gonna get dude. Kielan' dutter flipped off my
kid the other day right to his.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
Face, right right face, right to his face.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Straight, like a good four inches from his nose.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
And you're proud of this. I'm confused.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
It was so funny.

Speaker 7 (11:37):
There's really not much funnier than a toddler or your
young child flipping something off. I mean, have I stually
have I ever sho the video of my son flipping
off my wife?

Speaker 4 (11:46):
We'll get ready to pull that up.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
So the well, actually, so it happened was so Kailan
was sitting behind him his daughter, and I was sitting
next to them. And what happened was there's a band playing,
because there was a concert at the it's a lot
of music, and I just hear, I go, hey, I
have a I have a a boo boo or an
awi or a scab whatever whatever she calls it on

(12:09):
my finger like Benny does because many had one on
his pinky, and she goes look and it's her middle finger,
and she just flashes it right at his face. And Kaitlin,
who doesn't know what's going on, becomes mister concerned parent.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
What are you doing? Where did you learn that? Why
did you do that?

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Well, you skipped the car where I started hysterically laughing.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's true, But.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
But I was generally curious. I was like, where, because
I don't go around flashing the bird. But I feels
like it's kind of an old school thing. I mean,
you know, it's you know, I I I don't you know.
I even got a different move in the car, you know,
when someone pisses me off, and so yeah, you do
the friends, No, I do the thumbs down.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
Yeah, thumb's down strong. It's disrespectful.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
It's disrespectful, and it's you know, it's not flashing the bird.
So it's just like, yeah, shaming.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Because you still have the higher you're still on the
you're taking the high road.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
It's it's more like I'm disappointed and you're driving.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
That's exactly right, you really, that's.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
It cuts way deeper than a fucking bird.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
It's always for me.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
It's a thumbs up or a thumbs down, a sarcastic
thumbs up like that's really good.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Driving, buddy, way to go move.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
Or thumbs down with the.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
You got a disappointed look like yeah, like come on,
battle hit so much better that fucking yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
Think about it, think about this, go home and think
about it.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
But that being said, yeah, the middle finger does not
get flashed, I really like at all these days. So
I was genuinely like, where did you learn? Because again
I did not know that. I did not hear the
conversation before. Where did you learn that? I was genuinely confused,
And then I remembered, yeah, the booo on our finger.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
I didn't swear.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
I didn't cuss till I was probably seventeen or eighteen,
Like regularly, I made it a thing to where I
would I was a good kid. I hope to set
an example for many generations after me.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
Well, here's the example. I've said.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
If you looked at this video video.

Speaker 7 (14:13):
Shortly right here by where my cursor is, my wife
is across the street walking the dog. Now, my son
was invited to go on this dog walk and he
decided no. So he is standing on the porch, which
is that right here in this lower portion of the
screen on the right. And if you watch, my wife
is unassumingly walking the dog across the street. She's just
sort of standing in front of the neighbor's house. And
then if you watch the lower right hand corner in

(14:34):
a second, right there across the street do it.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
She saw. She caught it on the ring camera later.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
I was gonna say that was like, wait, he wasn't
performed for anybody, and that was all on his own.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Yeah for him, Okay, Oh, he's angry at mom for
walking the dog without him, but he made those choices.

Speaker 7 (14:55):
I mean, I don't know what he was angry about,
but he clearly wasn't very pleased with her, that's for sure.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Wow. Yeah, Well, so maybe he saw somebody do so
do it and didn't know what it was and was
trying it out.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
No, No, he knew what it was.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Or maybe he had a little gripe to pick with
your dog.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
No, I don't think.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
He doesn't get he doesn't have beef with the dog.

Speaker 7 (15:14):
It was quite certainly his mother had probably told him
he couldn't have something, you know, or Wow, whatever told
him to finish his dinner or something. I don't know,
but he uh, yeah, that's that's what goes on when
he thinks no one's watching.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
That's crazy. Yeah, it's aggressive. Respect.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Did you bring this up? Did you show him the footage?

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (15:34):
He sit him down and analyzes the footage with him.
He needs to learn at an early age everything is
recorded all the time.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
That's that's the valuable lesson that he needs to learn.
Is you. You're on camera all the time?

Speaker 4 (15:47):
Were you there?

Speaker 3 (15:48):
Cale and Joe Joe Coy were doing his pot and
he was talking about his son like sneaking out and
throwing a party, and he caught him by the camera
and he showed us the video of his beak yard
and his kids.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
The best moment is when his son looks.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
At the camera like and realizes like yeah, and realized
like yeah, so there there is a at least he
understood what was going on. But look, I as I said,
I didn't. I didn't cuss for a long time. And
but when I was alone, and I think he got
your your garret Junior had this feeling as well. When

(16:22):
I was alone, I remember I go, I'd be in
my room by myself, and I go in the corner
and I just.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Feel like, bitch, you're trying how words ship?

Speaker 4 (16:33):
Yeah, damn it.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
And basically reciting a Blink album Yeah right, well Blink
song and it felt awesome. I remember like, oh, man,
didn't get in trouble. All good, I'm let you know,
except with God. I got in trouble with God, I'm sure,
but what God?

Speaker 7 (16:52):
The Catholics really do a number on kids. Myself included,
I'm not it's true. It is true though, that's you ere.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
You are legitimately surprised that you did not burst into
flames because those words came out of your mouth. You're like, oh, oh,
I can say that, And.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
Yeah, I remember doing that by myself, but I never
did in front of it. I never said it in
front of it anybody. So that's kind of that was
kind of my my my thing, I guess for a while.
But it did feel good, so I imagine maybe that's
what he's just like, Oh, let me see what this
feels like. And put mom from across the street.

Speaker 7 (17:29):
By the way, for everyone who's laughing at that last sentence,
I said, I know the reason I meant with the guilt, we.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Thought it, but we didn't have to go there, you
know whatever. I appreciate the disclaimer though. Yeah I thought
we were moving on, but you had to.

Speaker 7 (17:48):
It's going to be in the comments. It's going to
be in the comments either way. I could read the
comments now and I just had to address it.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
You know what I love about the comments As people
just type, you could tell they type it in real time.
Yeah yeah, and they'll reply, oh, he fixed it, he
fixed it.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
We're all good, everybody.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
So anyway, Dawson, I know you've been building out a
spot for your mom.

Speaker 4 (18:12):
Yeah, yeah, she's moving in.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
Well, how how does it feel to give house rules
to your mom? Because house rules like mom, Look, I'm okay.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Was seventy six years old, almost seventy seven. She makes
the rules. That's that's the rules. Now, she lived long
enough she wants.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
I stayed the night at Dawson's once and he gave
me like a thirty five forty page booklet of his
house rules.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
It's like Dawson's house rules.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Oh yeah, no, I used to. I used to dogs
hit for Yeah, so you've seen this.

Speaker 4 (18:47):
It was a big yeah, I remember.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
And you'd have to go play ball.

Speaker 4 (18:51):
Wait, who was Dawson.

Speaker 7 (18:52):
They because you had me do that too, and then
you assigned somebody else to do it, and then discovered
later that they had not been staying at your house.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
They wasn't me, that was this kid, Eddie. Yeah, Eddie
got fired immediately.

Speaker 4 (19:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (19:06):
I remember when you discovered that and you were horried,
and I just remember thinking, like, well, I'm glad I
stayed there when I said I was going to stay there,
because you know.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Yeah, there wasn't a big book of rules.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
There was.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
The only rule is.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Giant in size.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
I remember opening up to the first page, like Dawson's
House Rules. Up in the first page, it's like number one,
there are no rules, all right, that's funny. And then
you go to the next page. It's a it's a
middle finger. Next page, midge middle next page middle.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Page one says b and every other page says oh.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
And then and then like page twenty was like the
Wi Fi password and stuff, and then more middle fingers
after that. So it's you know, I think your earbeat
and beat it for a while, but that was your
true that was your bird bank spot.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
That wasn't that I did like that.

Speaker 7 (19:56):
The Wi Fi password was on twenty because it proved
that people were actually reading it.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Yeah, no, that's that's the point. That's I think that's
why he did it. But anyway, but you should, you
should pull that thing up every once in a while.
So it's been it's been a while since I've seen it.
Bring back some good memories. But yeah, we we've all,
we've all housed that for dogs.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
Dawson's House rules does sound like an interesting segment.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
There really are no rules. Don't fuck my shut up.
My dog is a liability and my biggest concern. Take
care of my dog. Take care of my house.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
Here's the thing. And no, girls, here's the thing. You know,
we've all we've seen this with the tale as old
as time. You get you get a new roomy, do
you think things are gonna be awesome? You're gonna want
to lay down some rules. I'm just saying, like you,
it's gonna be free flowing for a while. Things are

(20:48):
gonna happen.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
Yeah, do whatever you want. Here's my xbox.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
Yeah, they're gonna you know, she's gonna do stuff that's
just gonna slightly.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Already does dude, I just spent the week mom, we
literally again with my mom, and she's she's she can
be a handful sometimes, but it's fine, you know. But
she's gonna have her own house. Like it's not an adu,
it's an actual fucking house. Her square footage is larger

(21:17):
than my permitted square footage in this house, you know,
minus the studio in the garage. But there are no rules. Really.
If anything, my life is going to get more difficult
because I'm locked into my mom wants to get something done.
Guess who's got to do it. I do. But she's

(21:40):
earned that, and so you know it's going to be
an adjustment, but not really for her, not really for her.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
Are you do you walk around the house naked?

Speaker 1 (21:51):
Boxers?

Speaker 4 (21:51):
Boxers? Gary?

Speaker 2 (21:54):
Give me what kind of boxers? Are we talking like
Tommy John's? Are we talking like free flowing? I feel
like there's a bit of a difference there.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
Well, caitle in your case the you're Tommy John's are
free flown? I've seen, I've seen very true.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
Now, I got the box of briefs whatever underwear the
area I wear banana hammock everywhere exactly everywhere. But you know,
it's not it's not a concern, and I actually I
I don't. I wake up in the morning and I'll
go get a cup of coffee and I'll walk out

(22:29):
in my underwear and my mom will be sitting at
the counter, and there's no problem with it.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
Right there, Gary, Mom, When you lived you never lived alone, right,
You've always had roomies?

Speaker 4 (22:43):
No, I did. I did a little alone for a while.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
You never you never walked around naked.

Speaker 4 (22:47):
I mean.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
Not for the purpose of it, Like if I walk
around to walk around naked, but you just walk around
just happen to be naked for four or five hours.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
No.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Hours or five hours. That's fucking insanity, Caitlin, what about you?
I know your dad did it, probably when you're at home,
but what about you?

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Uh, he did not. That doesn't mean I didn't fucking
catch a glimpse one time. That was traumatic. I mean
it is, it is traumatic. It was you know, it
is what it is. It is what it is. But no, yeah,
I mean, you fucking walk around naked. But I've always
been a basketball shorts guy. That's what I feel most

(23:28):
comfortable in. So I've always yeah, I'm gonna be naked
for a little while, but not for four or five hours.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
Remember when I lived alone, in Glendale. I I remember
I was walking around naked. Yeah, I woke up in
the morning, got up, went to brush my teeth.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Are you a naked sleeper?

Speaker 4 (23:49):
Sometimes?

Speaker 2 (23:50):
Like?

Speaker 4 (23:50):
What not? Not?

Speaker 3 (23:51):
These days, I don't really do it. I just wear
basket I'm a basketball shorts guy guy too. I'm more
comfortable in the basketball shorts personally.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
But when I basketball.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Shorts, Yeah, what's wrong with that ideal?

Speaker 4 (24:03):
That's boxers or just basketball shorts? Well, I've done both. Yeah,
that doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
You know whatever, basketball are so comfortable it doesn't even
really matter. Yeah, you can go away with that.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
Can't can't confirm.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
So I don't understand the layer thing though.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
That's what I'm saying about. I don't want two layers.

Speaker 7 (24:20):
I'm I'm fine with it if you're going, if you're going,
balls out under it. But if I don't need boxers
and another layer of ship to like, that's just gonna
bunch up, right.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Depends the kind of wonder where you're wearing. Again, those
Tommy Johns are for real?

Speaker 4 (24:38):
I mean, who are you telling? Klein?

Speaker 7 (24:39):
I haven't owned anything but Tommy Johnson since like twenty eleven.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Ever since they came on as a sponsor I have.
I literally will not buy other any other.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
How do you guys fucking afford them?

Speaker 4 (24:50):
Everyone?

Speaker 2 (24:50):
You get them?

Speaker 4 (24:52):
Every one of my family resil.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
You get used to John's.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
I didn't mean real, meant on sale what ever fucking
Walmart or whatever they have on. Although I have worn
someone else's, I actually took someone else's. I don't even
know what they were like, the kind of sports the
sports underwear ones, so they were. It was before Tommy
Johones was coming out, so they were a lot tighter.

(25:18):
But he gamed me. I fucking warm for years. He
he's my neighbor.

Speaker 4 (25:22):
Okay, man, you didn't say no.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
I have worn another man's.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
I guess they would be boxer briefs for sure, because
they were free.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
I still think it sounds to me like there was
quite a cost.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
What's the cost free fucking boxers?

Speaker 4 (25:45):
Were they new?

Speaker 2 (25:47):
No, they were used. He gave me a bunch of
freak He gave me a bunch of free clothes. The
boxers were in there. I wasn't gonna fucking throw them out.
They were free boxers. I'm not gonna not wear them.

Speaker 4 (25:59):
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Uh, I have I have a pair of my brother's boxers,
and I tried to give him back to him.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
You guys underestimate the amount of free shit I will
take from somebody.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
So that's a lot possible.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
That's a lot. I mean, I I got it in
the family. I mean I have I have my dead
father's old boxers because I'm cheap and I needed underwear
and he had bought a bun, you know, and I'm like, okay,
well I'm gonna wear my dad's underwear for a while.
He wore them, and then I tried to give my
brother back a pair of nicer boxers like these, I
think the Spider right, they're really comfortable, like very comfortable.

(26:41):
One of the I'm a Haines guy, or a fewer
Fruit of the Loom or whatever is on sale, right,
I don't give a shit, but this was a nice
pair of boxers. And I had him for a year
and then I saw my and I don't see my
brother that often, and I saw him again and I said, hey, dude,
you left this pair of boxers at my house. And
he looks to me with disgust and he said, have

(27:02):
you been wearing them? I'm like, well yeah. He goes
I'm not gonna fucking take him back now. And I'm like, Okay,
that's weird, but I don't have a problem with it.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
I guess look, people, I've worn other guys's swim trunks,
same different.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
Is there a liner in it?

Speaker 3 (27:23):
That's a good question, Cale. I don't think there wasn't
in those ones. But first off, I'm glad that Kalen
was like, I'll wear boxers when I go to sleep,
and it turns out there could be somebody else's boxers.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
We don't even know the.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Quality of my boxers. I've seen the quality firsthand, and
I think all everyone on the video tier has too.
If someone else offers me some fucking nice boxers to
replace the ones that have holes all in them, yeah,
what do I care?

Speaker 4 (27:52):
I am texting.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
I'm texting the person who gave you, uh the Hulu loggin,
and I'm saying, cancel it and get this man some again.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
I told you I had an update on that.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
We'll get I want to hear it. We'll get to
that in just in just a moment. First Off, does
it bother Amy, Caitlyn? Does it bother Amy about your
tattered boxers?

Speaker 2 (28:13):
I think she enjoys making fun of it, as you
all do. So therefore it's a communal happiness between everybody.
You know, I am bringing joy and laughter to other people,
and so not only am I saving a lot of money,
I'm also bringing joy and happy to others. So I'm
I literally could pull up my boxes right now. They're

(28:36):
fucking tattered.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
Pull them up, We'll pull up. Get a pair out
of your drawer right now.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Well, the ones in the drawer are actually all good.
I'm wearing the really shitty pair right now, which is
why I'm bringing that up, so I will show you
the equality of what.

Speaker 6 (28:55):
They're all fucking like right here. Oh God, And they're
like all the strings on them are getting in the
way of my ship, Like there's just this string Like
so I am wearing right now that have this like
layer that's coming up.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
This was actually good timing for this conversation, as it
turns outable I don't wear these ones very often. But
there wasn't a lot left in there. Anyone's got some
extra box.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
There's not a lot left now did you just say
if anyone's got only if they're Tommy John's.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
Though, I love how you have standards. In some sense.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
TJ changed my life. I can't go back.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
I don't know if that's a good thing.

Speaker 7 (29:47):
But Dawson, to your point that the only way that
I stay in Tommy John's is because everyone in my
family knows that that's a fail safe gift for me,
Like that's a one I will be happy and it's easy.
So you know, every Christmas, I'm going for about eight
ten pair across family members. And that's how I stay
in them because they are expensive as fuck but worth

(30:07):
it a.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
Couple Yeah, okay, speaking of gifting them, I have thought
about gifting my buddies some Tommy john and Jen's.

Speaker 7 (30:13):
Like it's a little weird, like I mean maybe, but
if you're close enough friends with the person, it is
such a quality of life upgrade that you can just
be like, hey, Bud, I know this is a weird
thing for one dude to get another dude, but I'm trying.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
I'm trying to improve your life.

Speaker 7 (30:27):
And I think you're gonna thank me for this, even
if you think it's a weird gift. And I bet
you nine out of ten times they try them out
and they do thank you.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
And I agree with Gary it's a fantastic gift that
we are going to love and appreciate. But chances are
Gary's family is like my family, in which we are
all getting that gift as well. So don't isn't as
a guy, don't we all just get underwear from like
our parents or our partners as it's kind of a

(30:55):
throw away gift. Here's just this gift and we love it.
So you're kind of best chance are they're already getting
that gift.

Speaker 4 (31:02):
It makes a good gift.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
So I could get you that, Kailean and Gary like
that would be a good gifts from close enough.

Speaker 4 (31:07):
Yes, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Here's the thing though, whenever you guys have seen this,
whenever gave gifts to people, I put on lipstick and
I kiss it, so you're gonna get it with my
lipstick imprint on that. But it's still okay like that, okay, okay,
good good, So you know it's funny. I'm not even
joking Keenan. Before, as I was walking in the studio,
Jan was like, Hey, I have something I want you
to ask the wire cooler guys, and I go what

(31:31):
And she said because she's kind of annoyed that I
keep closes a little too long too, And she goes,
ask your friends how long they keep clothes before they
throw them away? And I looked at her and I
was like, you know, I do a podcast with Kaylin, right.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Yeah, I do not. I do not throw clothes away.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
No, I have.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
Thrown away on my behalf, I know, but but yeah,
it's like I do a podcast with Kailin. Like I'm
pretty sure he wores onesie the other day, like I.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Got I got a hole in my sock right now,
Oh my gosh. Just on one side, it's yeah, this
was a new one, this T shirt, So this one's
gonna last a while. This is a gift.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
It's an in and out T shirt. Dawson, What's what
piece of clothing is older than Kailin? What are you
wearing That's that's so old?

Speaker 1 (32:18):
I was an exaggeration, But I have clothes. I have
clothes that are twenty years old. I've got twenty year
old T shirts. Still I don't have that all. I
have old T shirts. I have like flannels that kind
of been gone through in the gens, like flannels not
really in these days anymore. But I feel like they're

(32:40):
gonna come back. And I'm just gonna. I think I'm
gonna wait it out. I never the flannels. I never
gonna throw away jeans. I never throw away jeans. They
either become patched up by old jeans or they get
scissored up and turned into patches that are sewn on.

(33:00):
Do jeans to save them.

Speaker 4 (33:01):
I've seen it.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
Dawson has acoustic panels with the backside of his jeans,
so it's like I'm looking at his butt on the wall.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
And then into jeorts that you make gold I make
my own jort. Yeah, they're knee cut gjeorts.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
Oh would they make? They make jeorts?

Speaker 1 (33:19):
You don't buy George. You need You need the fray, bro,
they need the fray. They gotta look lived in. Basically,
if you're gonna wear georts, you have to earn your jeorts.
Like I wore these for so long. The bottom half
of these jeans is just not doable anymore. But they
work as George, you cut them at the knees and

(33:40):
you can still wear your comfortable jeans. I'm totally into George, Bro.
I remember is he got me into jeans?

Speaker 3 (33:47):
I made shorts, so I remember one time I was
just on this for Halloween. I was like, Hey, girls
wear sexy costumes all the time, like that's their thing, right,
they wear they wear provocative sexy outfits, and I'm like,
how come guys can't do that? So for Halloween party
once at George's, I went as Woody from Toy Story,

(34:09):
but I went as sexy Woody sexy, and I made
like short jorts out of my jeans and like sleeveless, and.

Speaker 4 (34:16):
I went over.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
I went over as sexy Woody and I walk in
and everyone's like, oh, are you a gay cowboy?

Speaker 4 (34:25):
It's like, this didn't work. This is not as good
as my rock costume. This did not work out.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
But yeah, you know, learn the hard way. You know
what I'm excited about. Cargo pants are coming back, or
they're already back, so we get we get a little
extra pocket storage.

Speaker 4 (34:43):
Boys.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
If if I really like, okay, these are jorts.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
Bro oh, I'm down with the jorts. I fucking wore
a bunch.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Of the dres that patch I sewed myself.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
I know Calen with the tight shorts like, and I've
seen him, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
You're proud of my jeorts. I've earned him.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
What do you do with the leg parts?

Speaker 1 (35:08):
They turned into patchwork for other genes that are falling apart.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
My grandma growing up because she lived with us, because
it's a rule in Asian families for your grandma to
live with you. She she made jorts out of our
jeans and then the bottom halves we used as floor mats.
So like when my friends will come over, we just
have pieces of jeans on the floor. You have geen, like,
I don't know those are those are?

Speaker 2 (35:34):
That's awesome? Wow, I did not think you were going there.

Speaker 4 (35:38):
That's that's what we would wipe our feet on.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Are sounds like something my nana would have done.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
Yeah, we're we're crafty about that. Yeah, dude, I have
a I have a picture.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
I respect it.

Speaker 4 (35:49):
I just love it.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
I have this old picture of me and this this
just shows like how like cheat my family was. It
was we we wrapped our we did the thing where
we wrapped our couches in uh in, like the plastic wrap.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
Right.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
So here's me as a kid. Let's see if it'll
show up. I'm just gonna put the center frame. Come on, man,
oh well, I'll give I'll take off detext it to Gary,
GARYL put it up.

Speaker 4 (36:22):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
I'm too busy hosting Garrius. So some bullshit, Chris, this
is there is a there's a picture of me as
a kid with my with my cousin John, and there's
our dirty couch. Our cushions are wrapped and we're not

(36:43):
even allowed to sit on the wrapped part.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
The cushions are off. For those just listening, they're sitting
on the.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
Frame of the couch. Yeah, we're just sitting.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
We just sit on and they both look miserable. Yeah,
like this is like, what the fuck is this bullshit?

Speaker 4 (37:00):
Well?

Speaker 3 (37:01):
I think I think my cousin John is miserable because
he's like, dude, there's all this couch and you're sitting
right next, right up on next to me.

Speaker 4 (37:07):
You can't give me some space, dude.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
But yeah, that's me a little kit and with our
plastic wrapped fernie and we could even sit in it ourselves.

Speaker 4 (37:19):
So there you go, all right, Caln.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
Yeah, it's going on with Hulu, man, I mean a
Hulu update and Klen doesn't sound excited about it, so
I think something went has went awry.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
Well, I there's a horror movie that I've been wanting
to watch for many months now called The Monkey.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
Oh yeah, I've read it.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
The Monkey's the follow up from director Osgard Perkins Long.

Speaker 4 (37:47):
Legs, Crazy Crazy story.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
With him based on Stephen King short story. He was
most famously what I know from the nerdy guy from
Legally Blonde, which was a fantastic piece of knowledge to
learn after watching Long Legs. So THEO James Yep from Gentleman,

(38:10):
The Gentleman on Netflix, and so I was so excited
to watch it. So I logged into my.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
No no, no words are important.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
My very good friend, my very good friends Hulu account,
and they fucking caught onto me.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
They did.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
They said, you're not a part of the household that
owns this account.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
Oh yeah, that technologies, we ease update your account or whatever.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
If we've made a mistake, let us know. And I go,
you made a mistake, and I go, all right. We
sent we sent an email to Mike j Nilsen's or
we will send an email. We will send an email
to Mike jan Nielsen to get this resolved. And uh,
needless to say, I do not have my Hulu account.

Speaker 4 (38:59):
Is your way? Optatingly asked.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Who it's not, And for that I do want to clarify.
I am happy to take pretty much anything that's free
at this point, but when it becomes a problem for
that person, I'm not going to go and cause them
more hassle.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
So so you're giving his boxers back?

Speaker 2 (39:22):
Well, no, that you know he gave those to me.
That's fine. But yeah, So I do not have the
glorious ad free Hulu account anymore, which is such a bummer,
not only because of the monkey, but also because of
the Alien TV show that'll be coming out later this
month that looks super good. So the update is I
no longer have a Hulu account.

Speaker 4 (39:42):
So oh man?

Speaker 3 (39:45):
Yeah, yeah, even even your your TV account as wholes
and now you can't use it.

Speaker 4 (39:51):
That sucks, it does I'm sorry. I don't know what
you could possibly do.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
I don't know. I don't know what I'm going to do.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
Have you heard of the movie Weapons of course?

Speaker 4 (40:06):
Are you excited?

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Yeah? But knowing me, I'm not gonna be able to
watch it for at least three or four months.

Speaker 4 (40:12):
So you know what that is?

Speaker 2 (40:15):
That Josh Brol Yeah, Bowl and Julie Garner Zach things
about it, the guy who wrote and directed Barbarian And
speaking of funny roles, he's He's one of the guys
from the Whitest Kids, you know, not as familiar with
I know who they are, but that was never really
my jam.

Speaker 4 (40:35):
What hast kids, you know is formative?

Speaker 2 (40:37):
Is that an Ebom's world thing?

Speaker 3 (40:39):
They had a TV show in Fuse but yeah, it's
Trevor Moore was in it with him, Trevor Moore and
and Zach Kreiger and a few other guys.

Speaker 4 (40:48):
But wonderful.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
I'm very excited for it. I've heard great things.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
Yer, Why why are comedians just so good with horror?
What is the what is the connection there?

Speaker 2 (40:57):
There? There is an overlap that I think both Final Destination,
Budlines and The Monkey have in common, where it's again,
horror spans different genres, so it doesn't need to necessarily
be scary. It can be very violent, and there can
be humor in that violence, and so if you can

(41:18):
pull the humor and violence off well, then it mixes
really really well. And if you can't, then it comes
off is really really bad. But I think that's where
the connection comes from.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
Okay, because like a lot of comedians are just good
at making horror movies. To Jordan Peel, it's really good
and like, remember we would have horror movie directors on
The Corolla Show and they would all be awesome and
really funny. So it's like, Okay, there's something. I think
there's something here. Let's let's thread to a couple of
comments before we get out of here and we start Patreon.

(41:47):
All Kaylan, I'm going to do one write off our
Facebook group, Facebook dot com slash group slash Bubba Boy
Army Worldwide LLC is where you go fair Place on
the Net. It's free. Bradley Stratton just seven hours ago
as of as recording this said, there's a new wing
Saw flavor.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Well, I tried their last new flavor and I was
not impressed.

Speaker 4 (42:13):
Was that that Lakers bullshit?

Speaker 2 (42:15):
No, it was the Mexican Street Street corn. Mexican Street
Corn yeah, a lo ta Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
Well, let me know you feel like this one, Kaitlin.
It's called hot Lemon and it is their original buffalo
sauce with a lemon pepper, chicken, lemon pepper and buffalo.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Right. I feel like this comment should be directed towards you.
You were the one that pioneered this.

Speaker 4 (42:45):
Not It's true.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
I've been making sure that pioneer. They're clearly listening to
you on the water cooler and have come to the
conclusion that you had such a good idea that I
have and I got an update to that place I
went to and I said, I got the lemon pepper
and the buffalo mix. They didn't put en f one pevernet.
Well this time I went back, I'm back and I
got a double double dry rub lemon pepper and the

(43:08):
Louisiana rub and then I got the side of buffalo
on the side. It's life changing, it was. I'm going
to do that with every fucking wing place that doesn't
mix flavors from now on. And it's all thanks to you, Chris,
So I should not be taking any credit for this quiment.
This was your idea, you gave it to me. It
should be adopted everywhere. And clearly wingstop Is was a

(43:29):
clear listener to our show.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
And I'm just in awe of the amount of time
that we've spent on flavors of wings overall in this podcast,
but certainly in the last couple of minutes. The words
you chose, the description, how in depth you went, I mean,
and you went deep with the wings. Let's be honest,

(43:51):
just just the passion and that's one of the things
you can't you can't get anywhere else.

Speaker 7 (43:56):
Well, you know what, Dawson, I'm glad that you've been
enjoying it so much because I'm gonna give you, guys
my wingstop hack, which I've found is really kind of important.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Well you got to do you guys need to recognize sarcasm.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Come on now, brother, job on this fucking show first.
So here's so everybody loves fucking wings. I would love
to spend the next fifteen minutes on this.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
Ship, all right, So here before bring up.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
That, I would the conversation way longer than it needs
to be from now on, just because.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
Of you, Dawson.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
I did buy some Frank's reds hot. I believe that.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
I believed you that, and I fucking you got.

Speaker 4 (44:30):
Me, Taylor.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Well, I started to convince myself towards the end of it.
That's why that's why you believe me, Because I convinced
myself that actually this is a good thing.

Speaker 7 (44:39):
Because you know, Okayn, anyone who's ever gotten wing Soopper,
anyone who's ever gotten a Wingstop early has seen them
making the orders. Because I know you show up early,
you're excited, you want your wings, and they're they're not ready.
So you got to stand there and you watch them
do it, and you'll see how they sauce them is
they put the they put the wings in a metal
bowl and they put the sauce in there. Exactly right, Kaylen,
that's exactly right. Well, one day it occurred to me,

(45:01):
you know, sometimes it's not enough sauce on my wings.
I have a metal bowl like that, and they sell
sides of sauce. So what you gotta do is you
got to go home. Right when you get there, you
dump those wings that are already sauce in the bowl,
dump that side of sauce right on top of it,
and you do your own little little flip with the
metal bowl.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Can I give you a hack that removes one step
from that?

Speaker 4 (45:22):
Sure, you don't need the ball, Gary, you.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Do come in a pre container. I use this move.
You always get the extra sauce and you dump it
in and just shake it in the container. Boom, it's
already there.

Speaker 4 (45:34):
It's already is really it's it's that's too much work.
That's too much.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
It's like, do you guys work there? Do you have
to fill out a W two before you can do this,
like you, why are you work there? If you do,
I would like a hook up.

Speaker 4 (45:50):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
By the way, I don't know if I should even
trust Keeling. This is the guy who's like, oh, yeah,
I drive an hour home and then I the wings like.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
That was for a specific location that has since closed down.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
All right, let's see one more climate or a couple
of more.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Let's do more wing talk and stop.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
Let's see more more wing talk. Okay, well, here's pizza talk.
Brandon Mendes on our Patreon says, hey, guys, one of
my favorite pizzas is Pepperoni good Pineapple, okay, and Cashi's
with a God with maybe help on there too.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
This is fucking This is like fucking P B and
J Burger bullshit, Like I'm finally coming around maybe on Pineapple.
That's disgusting.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
That's draws a lie. Yeah, what if I change your mind?

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Thousand?

Speaker 4 (46:50):
What if wet a pizza?

Speaker 3 (46:52):
It doesn't started the c H. Matt is police harut
right now and he's clipping his bond's eye tree just
a little too angrily. Greg Baldwin says, I love Chris
coming in midway in the episode, like an attitude area
w w E wrestler running in during the match. Oh
era w road area w W running in during a

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match unexpectedly. It was like hearing the glass shatter and
stone cold running down. That's awesome.

Speaker 4 (47:21):
Thanks. Greg.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
Peter Morrow writes, here's a thought for movies over two
and a half hours long intermission.

Speaker 4 (47:30):
I like they did that wait for Hate Blake, didn't
they I like an intermission? Probably?

Speaker 1 (47:37):
I think they did it with Grindhouse, that Planet Terror
or whatever it was, which one you're talking about, Yeah,
you know that one. Didn't they have an intermission when
they did that double feature?

Speaker 6 (47:49):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (47:50):
No, they had. I mean technically it was, but they
made so three different directors made three different separate fake
movie trailers in between. It wasn't like an intermission when
nothing played.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
Uh and not a t intermission.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
Two out of the three of those fake movies actually
got made. Machete got made, and Thanksgiving by Uli Rof
got made, So they were actually kind of like real
movie trailers.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
But yeah, Don Powell says, in high school, I worked
at Little Caesar's Oh so real Pizza Ficionado, and we
would make odd pizzas for each other to try the
weirdest one was pepperoni, black olives, pineapple and anchovies.

Speaker 4 (48:31):
Don that's not that weird.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
I would eat that.

Speaker 4 (48:33):
I would eat that too.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
I would eat that.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
Jacob more or less says, has anyone in the past
decade ordered an anchovy pizza, and Jacob, I will raise
my hand.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
I have an ordered one. My mom made one. Anchovy
pizza is fucking awesome. That's why my nana used to
make it. That was pizza when we were growing up.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
Anchovy pizza every time, but nobody else wants in, so
it just feels like a selfish move, so I never
do it.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
My mom and I made pizza at my house on Sunday.
We got the de Lallo dough. I'm going to give
you the yeast in the mix and it makes pizza
dough and you can make pizza in your oven.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
D l a ll o oh yeah short, it's just
all dil dough right now.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Eric Lapoor hooked me up with them, and you can
order this dough and just mix it, make it. It
starts to rise. You're fucking throwing dough and making pizza.
And my mom said, Michael, you don't have anchovies here,
do you? And I laughed I'm like, no, Mom, I

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don't keep anchovies in this house. But yeah, we were.
I guess we were that close to putting them on
the pizza. First of all, I'm Sicilian bro and Portuguese.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
Yeah mar.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
Lastly, Marty Ward says, so I assume we will all
be calling Gary Leslie from now on until he snaps, right,
I mean, bring it on, baby. All right, Well those
are our comments. Everybody, thanks already, gain we appreciate.

Speaker 4 (50:13):
All right.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
We're gonna go ahead and record our Patreon episode right
after this, So why don't we go around the horn,
get our plugs in it, and we'll GTFO. I'll start
over there with Leslie in Orange County. Well, I'd like
to plug Michael's prap store. I finally got my frames
and they look fucking glorious and we're worth the wait.
So yeah, Michaels need some shift framed. That should be

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their their tagline. Yeah, need some ship frame's pretty cheap,
pretty cheap. It's like, yeah, that's you can't do that.
It's like crack with your Michael's frame. It doesn't work,
but that you got it.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
Nailed it.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
Yeah, yeah, all right, we gotta can someone cut that
clean and send it to Michaels, but put a watermark
over it.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
We don't get it. Given a water There you go,
car right there. I love it. All right, dos we'll
good plug for you.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
If you're in the San Fernando Valley and you haven't been,
or you just coming to La just go to the Smokehouse.
Got dinner at the Smokehouse.

Speaker 4 (51:15):
Get some prime rib Smokehouse prominently featured in the studio.
Oh yeah, studio.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
Is that a movie?

Speaker 7 (51:26):
It's a TV show with starring Seth Rogan on Apple
TV Plus. Okay, cool, all about holday, okay, that's good,
all right, Just the steakhouse is probably better.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
You said, yeah, this time instead of a baked potato,
I said to my waiter, I said, you know what,
he says, you want the prime rib rare baked potato.
And I said, you know what, dude, I think this
time I'm gonna have a stuffed potato.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
What's the stuffed potato?

Speaker 1 (51:56):
Uh? Have you ever had a twice baked potato? Yes,
fanta's what that's a stuffed potato?

Speaker 4 (52:01):
There?

Speaker 1 (52:02):
They never thrice bacon and cheese. It's it's it's mashed
potatoes inside of potato skin. Yeah. Yeah, that's where essentially
what you make your baked potato.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
And disappointed at what the result is. But I do
fucking love itice baked potatoes.

Speaker 4 (52:16):
So I am happy with you.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
That's where I had my goodbye dinner when I left
Rolla the Smokehouse, Lovely lovely place.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
M hm.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
You guys got a goodbye dinner?

Speaker 1 (52:28):
He did? Was there?

Speaker 2 (52:29):
You and Matt both got dinners?

Speaker 1 (52:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (52:34):
No, I got lunch. It's cool.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
It was a pricey lunch though, I'm making a joke,
but they did get langers for me, so that does.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
Count for a little extra Mark, oh, Leslie's gonna stap awstin.

Speaker 7 (52:51):
I saw an interview that he was talking about the
house he's building in Vegas. So it's really happening. Huh
uh yeah, I guess so.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (53:00):
Details building two separate uh like standalone units. One is
a guest house and one is a podcast studio.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
Is that what's happening?

Speaker 4 (53:08):
That's what it's said.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
Sweet, I'm I'm here show.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Up Facebook Marketplace buying rocks.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
Yeah, I'm stop buying cool. I'm cool with knowing what
I know. We I don't need to know what's going on.
All I do know is is you know one day,
one day he's going there. That could be a year,
it could be two years. It's already push back. It's
it's not.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
This year.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
It didn't didn't sound like it's.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Gonnapen in next year. Yeah, Yeah, that ship. It'd be
great because I mean I can do my job from anywhere.

Speaker 4 (53:46):
Where are they Where are they going to take you
for your goodbye dinner?

Speaker 1 (53:51):
Oh I ain't leaving. That's good, that's.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Well Wall Street.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
Ye, I watched that movie.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
I was dog sitting at Dawson's house and I got
drunk and watched that movie at noon and fucking passed out.
Five house house dog singing his dog. And I fucking
got drunk and passed out at like one pm and

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woke up at like six pm, which means I'm not
sleeping for the night. And as soon as I woke up,
there was dog ship like on the fucking carpet.

Speaker 4 (54:35):
I love.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
I love how Kiln say on this story where a
mere forty five minutes ago he his arms folded like
that Eddie guy left left the house.

Speaker 4 (54:42):
I just did that.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
I was there, I was there, I was I was
you know, all right, he wasn't potty drink yet.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
All right, Kaitlin, what great plug for you other than
Wall Street?

Speaker 2 (54:56):
Great movie? Just falling about with Michael Bean. So, my dad,
maybe a month or two ago, went on an episode
and talked about a movie he directed in China. It
was like his first directing experience. And he went on
and he talked a bunch of shit about the producer
named bay Logan, who was like a Harvey Weinstein or
Mirrmax producer. And then he saw that interview with my

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dad went on a different podcast refuted everything that he
said and was talking a little bit of shit himself.

Speaker 4 (55:29):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
They since then have had a phone call with each other,
mended the relationship. Bay Logan came on the show today
and so that interview will be out on Thursday.

Speaker 4 (55:40):
So it's fun. That is the best plug you've ever given.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
It's a little controversy coming up, a little answer to
all the controversy coming up.

Speaker 4 (55:49):
So I love it.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
It was fun, all right, just golling about. And then
for me, you know, I got a Skylight calendar.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
I love it. Give me the address? What give me
the address?

Speaker 3 (56:06):
The email address? Yeah, you're gonna send me photos? What
is gonna happen.

Speaker 5 (56:11):
Don't worry about it. To the address what we have
to trade then all right, all right, I don't worries address.

Speaker 4 (56:22):
It worries me.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
How fast Gary ass that like he knows what he's
gonna do, and he has a plan, right, and he's
scheming hard.

Speaker 4 (56:28):
This spice things up for you, and Jack told me
about it.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
We're gonna get you, all right, Thanks everybody for listening.

Speaker 4 (56:35):
We'll be back for Patreon.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
We love you.

Speaker 4 (56:37):
Give up.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
Recording stopped.

Speaker 4 (56:47):
Let me that Addie. Oh my god, sweet all right,
I can't stay, guys, I gotta go.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
All right, I'm gonna exit really quick and make you
the host and I'll come right back in.

Speaker 4 (56:56):
Okay, all right later. Fellas four