It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like....This Might Hurt!!! (Recorded LIVE on 12-20-24)

Pre-Christmas Shenanigans Episode 2024

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Ye ye, yes, everybody, what's up? This big cold, kind

(02:05):
of kind of blurry of this might Herd podcast coming
to you live from you know where we do the
show live from Jersey Mars Venus. Where the fuck you
want to think we do the show from. That's what
we're doing. They ain't bringing my co host, Lady g

(02:26):
Lady Gene was good everything everything, it's everything good.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Good, Everything's good.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
That's right, that's right.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Fall a state of mind, that's it.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
That's exactly what it is. That's exactly what it is.
You know what I mean? So, how was how was
you know? Your time between shows? What's up? How you been?

Speaker 2 (02:52):
I've been good, very very busy. Started a new position
at my job, so just been busier than ever, trying
to get things taken care of. Make sure, you know,
they don't regret that they promoted me, you know.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah, you know what, you want to make sure that,
you want to make sure they don't regret that. Yeah.
So it's free Christmas, Dave Shenanigans. You know how we
do it here. I know all about Yeah, let's let's start.

(03:35):
Let's start off like this. What Christmas traditions did you
have as a child that you remember.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
That's easy because I still do them today with my kids,
so growing up. I think I talked a little bit
about it last show. We had a Nativity at home.
It was like a little because we were very poor.
We didn't have a whole lot, and my mom always
it wasn't stuff she gave us because she really couldn't

(04:05):
give us much, but she made the holidays special, you know,
like with her decorations, the way we decorated. And we
had this little crystal nativity that we got at like
a farmer's market, but because it was Christal and it
was real, real tiny, my mom would always tell us

(04:27):
that we could not touch it, like like it was
almost like it was just.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Gold, yeah, gold.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
And she would pick, of course we would alternate, but
she would pick one of us because there were a
lot of us heads. She would pick one of us
to set it up. And that meant like putting it
on the on the table or wherever we were gonna
set it, putting lights around it. Yeah, I'm just making

(04:59):
it look real nice. And then she would always buy
us like take that, that's time Kmart. She will always
take us to Kmart and get like the matching pajamas,
you know, like the five ninety nine pajamas and stuff
like that, and because we were so poor, we couldn't

(05:20):
make You know how kids leave cookies for seeing them. Yeah,
well we didn't leave cookies. We left Eminem's. So we
would leave like a bowl of Eminem's out for him
and we wake up in the morning and like half
the Eminem's will be gone. So those are things I
still do to this day. You know, I buy bacon cookies. Yes,

(05:44):
oh that was something else because I'm from South America.
I'm from Peru, so we have these cookies called Alpha
hordes and they take a while to make if you
want to make them good. So every Christmas will make that.
Like I just made my batch and took you know,
took some to work or whatever. But my daughter was like,

(06:06):
I want my crack cookies, so make sure you leave
me some. But those are like the big things. The
pajamas for not Chiauayna, which is Christmas Eve. And see
we always because even though we were from South America
and we celebrated not Chia Whyna, we lived in the
US where they celebrate Christmas Day, so we weren't allowed

(06:28):
to open all of our gifts on why not we
would have to only open like one or two and
then we would have to save the rest for Christmas Day.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
So I hear myself, I don't know why. Okay, now
I don't Okay, that was kind of weird. Okay, all right, but.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Yes you're weird.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yeah damn, it's that easy being green, I'll tell you
that anyway.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
So it's not easy being read either, because I see
you getting rid of all your stuff. What do you
mean selling, selling your Redskins stuff?

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Oh and then my my, my jacket, it doesn't fit me.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
So okay, yeah, I guess that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Then, yeah, it makes no sense. I'm not Yeah, So anyway,
so traditions. So now, but what we used to do is,
since my mom's birthday is on Christmas Eve, it was
always a party for Christmas Day. So we used to

(07:40):
you know, get together at the crib, you know, all
the families come over, and you know, they used to
bring gifts also, so we could all open up something,
you know, that night and you know open up. The
rest would be at our respective homes you know, Christmas morning.
But the one thing that my mom always did on

(08:06):
Christmas Eve was the making of the coquito.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Oh boy, Yes there was some drunk.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yes there was wha what Yeah? They she she loved
making coquito. She she loved she she loves to cook.
She loved to do the benee and that oak and
gondule and I mean everything, she did everything, you know,
and she uh, we didn't We didn't have too many

(08:38):
like traditions because it was it was just that her
birthday was on Christmas Eve, and we celebrated her birthday
and the celebrated Christmas Day and you know, it really
wasn't too crazy. But when the coquito started flowing out
of at a Spanish party, I get it. Not only

(08:58):
did it start late, almost didn't end. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
It was something called piscol and that is it's yeah,
I mean, it's an alcohol, but it's okay. It's an
alcohol from Peru, and like you can make a lot
of different drinks, so it's almost like the base like
a vodka or something like that. So we were like
my my, my mom would have like piscol sours and

(09:26):
she would like you could even make I guess it's
almost like a coquo with it tasted very different. It
didn't taste like coquito. But but yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Yeah, I've I've learned throughout the years how to and
coct a whole lot of different drinks. Like, yeah, you
put me, you put me at a at a bar
or something at a party and tell me, oh, you
know you could, you could, you could do the drinks. Yeah, yeah,
I want to do the drinks. All right, Just bring
me a blender. It's all good.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
I wonder if that's why now later in my life,
because of those traditions and experiences, why I don't like
to drink. I don't that makes sense though, Yeah, because
I saw the things that happened, you know, And it's like,
I don't know about any other culture, but I know

(10:19):
in the Latin culture, it's not a family gathering until
somebody gets punched in the nose or something.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
You shut up to the start, yeah, to the fight start. Yeah,
I get it.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
People are getting kicked out.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yea. Yeah that that that that that's true in some households.
That's how it is. That's how.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
The show up, you know, acting acting foolish.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
Yeah, mean like that.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
They didn't even do it there.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yeah, they showed up.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
They showed up like that.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Ye yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
And I have.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
I have a couple of uncles that were like that.
But my grandma made sure that that ship didn't get
crazy because of the kids.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Well, but Maya thought she was part of the problem.
Oh shit, really yeah, Maya. Let me tell you. She's
my only living grandparent. And she's like ninety six ninety
seven now, wo God, bless yo. This woman. She is

(11:19):
still she is still like rocking out. We go to
I guess in Florida. They had like there are more
places where you can drink, you know, like you can
go to a puerorco and they're selling freaking Heinekens and
corona and stuff like that. So we'll go out eating

(11:44):
when I go visit, and she wants and she loves rum.
Oh my goodness, she loves her some rum and some whiskey.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Ninety something years old and this woman is still throwing down.
And don't even try to tell her she can't because she,
Oh my goodness, she will dig you a new one
right in public too. She remember, I got a New
Year's story. I went when I was a lot younger,
I went to Florida to visit you know, my father,

(12:16):
my grandma, you know, and uh, I remember when I
was younger, you know, she would always be going out
like she she was a dancer. I think that's where
I got my love of side aside and all that stuff.
She loved to dance, she loved to drink. And all
of my uncles, even my father, were like Sali Sato's

(12:36):
so they were in bands, they were dancers, you know,
stuff like that. So I went, this woman takes me
out dancing. I'm like, bet, I like this. Not even
halfway through, I start, I guess having a panic attack
about something. This was before I even knew, you know,

(12:58):
that I had depression and all that, So I guess
it was like the beginning of you know, everything, but
I hadn't. I didn't yet know what was happening or why.
So I was feeling, you know, anxiety. So I said, well,
leave that, let's go. And we weren't far from her house.
I said, well that let's go, and she was there
with her like I guess, I call them my grandfather

(13:20):
because they've been together fifty something years. But she keeps
throwing them out and bringing them back, throwing them out
and bringing them back.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Hold on, hold on, hold that throat one second, yeah,
hold it.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
You hello, Hello, I should have done this before taking
my boot off.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
How you feeling.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
I'm okay? Have i CT scan today? It looks okay. Actually,
I don't think anything.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Does it looks broken?

Speaker 3 (13:50):
I mean, I'm not a doctor. I can't read a
seat scam. So m h, I don't think so, at
least from what it's saying on here.

Speaker 5 (14:02):
It's in the results.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
It doesn't look like I broke at anything. So it
just might be a possible mad you.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Would you would think after all those years of walking,
you would get it.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
Right right, you would get it. Yeah, apparently not.

Speaker 5 (14:17):
I don't know how to walk.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
So so lady you were saying, so, you know.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
So we're there and we're dancing or whatever. I'm dancing
with one of the guys. My grandmom gets to a
point where she's definitely tipsy. So I'm like, you know what,
I wouldn't thought. I'm not feeling so good. Can can
we leave? Because it was already like one o'clock in
the morning, I'm like, can we leave? And she's she

(14:46):
started getting angry and she's cursing at me in Spanish,
and she's saying, I leave when I'm ready to leave,
I'm done, not done drinking and dancing, and she's like,
and look at you over here dancing with somebody who's married.
I'm like, first of all, I don't live here. Second
of all, why do I care if somebody's married. I'm
just dancing with them. It was just crazy. But she

(15:07):
would not leave, and her partner was like, you know what,
she's visiting, you know, let's just take her back home.
And she's like, no, I'm not leaving. I'm not done
drinking and partying or whatever. Eventually, long story shore, Eventually
we talked her into leaving, but then she wanted to
drive and I said, oh no, I am not getting

(15:31):
in this car with you if you don't give me
the keys because I'm driving. And then that was a
whole ordeal in the parking lot, I said, I said,
then I will walk. I will walk back to your
apartment because I am not getting in that car with you.
So her man talked her into giving me the keys.
So here I am like brand new, like twenty one,

(15:54):
brand new, with a drunk, drunk grandparents and driving her
car in a place that I've really never been. And
the whole time she's asking me in Spanish how to
say bad words in English so that she could call me,

(16:18):
you know, like, so that she could call me all
these bad names. And so I respect my grandma. I
just wasn't putting my life on the line, and so
I gave her, like, I told her how to say them,
and so I'm giving her the how to tell me
how to f myself in English all the way, all
the way back to her apartment. It was hilarious. Not

(16:41):
at the time, but when I think back on it,
I was like, never again will I go anywhere with
my I will Lita, because she she will throw down,
she will drink any man under the table, even at
ninety seven.

Speaker 5 (16:56):
Damn yes, that's the.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
Definitely. I hope I get to live to her age.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Wow, so maybe she's pickled. Any Christmas traditions from when
you were a kid you remember.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
I mean I remember us going to Rockefeller Center, uh
to see the tree and the lights in the city,
and then we always celebrated no chebulana on Christmas Eve

(17:40):
at my grandmother's house, excuse me.

Speaker 6 (17:44):
And then.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
Christmas I would always go to my dad's house because
my parents were divorced. So that's that's how I would
spend the holidays, m.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Did you get what you wanted? Did you get give?
Did you get me?

Speaker 3 (18:01):
Yeah? I mean we were in the beginning. We would
wake up to the gifts, you know, like out when
you know you would wake up, there's all the gifts
under the tree, but like the toys were put together
and stuff like that, like some stuff is wrapped, but
like the big things whatever, like if we had a bike,
you know it was there or uh yeah, my mom

(18:24):
made sure that like we got what we wanted, I guess.
And and again back then too, we knew we didn't
have a lot, so it wasn't like we were going
to ask for anything crazy. And our lists back then
weren't crazy because well we had a Toys r US
book that would come out and you would look through

(18:46):
the book to figure out like what you you know,
that's how you tell your mom or whatever that that's
what I want for Christmas?

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Right? Yeah? I remember the Christmas I got to Nintendo
when it first came out.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
Yeah, I had.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
It came with Mario Brothers and the Duck Hunt with the.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
Oh my god, yes duck Hunt.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Let me tell you something. I spent the entire entire
Christmas vacation wishing I could shoot the fucking dog, that
motherfucker emotion no damage that fucking dog man. Oh my god,

(19:34):
whenever you missed those ducks Jesus Christ. Yeah, it was,
it was. It was bad. It was bad. But my
mom she was like that too. She always made sure,
you know, despite what we didn't have, she always made
sure we we got what we wanted and ship like that.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
You know. Yeah, I think my grandma helped though a lot, probably,
or like with gifts, they they definitely helped with that.
But I do remember the most, like is going to
the city, like the lights and stuff like that, Like
that's just I feel like, who if you have the
opportunity to do it, if you're in New York, you

(20:13):
should definitely go see all the windows that they do
and the tree. Yeah. Or it's not just Mecy's. I forget.
It's another big one. Is it Nortrum or or I
don't know, it doesn't matter. It's one of those biggest
fancy stores. But there not just Macy's. But it's insane

(20:36):
the things that they do, all of them, Like it
isn't just Macy's.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
But yeah, so answer a question for me. I want
you guys to think about this for a second. I
don't know if this is true. You have to fact
check me. But in movies and in TV commercials, is
it true that every Christmas Morning that's shown on a

(21:04):
movie or on a TV commercial, the gifts that supposedly
come from Santa are not wrapped?

Speaker 7 (21:10):
Hmm?

Speaker 3 (21:12):
I never noticed that me either. I never really paid
attention to that. Like I'm trying to think someone said,
someone said gifts wrapped. Yeah, because in the Santa the
Santa Claus, I think when he woke up, the gifts
were wrapped and he was unwrapping gifts. Maybe there were

(21:35):
some gifts.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
That are out, well, there's usually always like a bike
or something that can't really that would be out, But
most gifts were always wrapped.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Hmmm, yeah, I was. I was told by someone that
a lot of a lot of the times when Santa's
gifts were to be presented, they weren't wrapped. In commercials,
in movies. I'm trying to think to fact check that,
but I don't know. But I don't ye, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
Like in the commercials and stuff, there's gifts are it's
usually like, okay, think about the commercials. I think of
the eminem commercial and they're like he exists. They do exist,
you know that one. But that's an interaction. There's gifts,
but I'm not paying attention to if gifts are rapped
right or even in the movies. Now, I can't even

(22:33):
think of, like, wait a minute, I feel like people
are unwrapping gifts in home alone. They were when they
u in home alone too. Anyway, when they had all
the gifts, uh that the toy store brought them, they
were wrapped.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Yeah, but the toy store brought them.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
Yeah, you're right. That wasn't the Santa's.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Guests Santa's gifts. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
And when the Santa Claus was delivering gifts, they were
actual gifts. They weren't wrapped in anything.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
I'm trying to think who wilse because there's a lot
of Santa Claus movies all right.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Now that we're talking, Now that we're talking movies, I
want I want your top three Christmas movies of all time.
I will go first, Oh my god, because I usually
I usually go last. Everybody else go first. My top
three Jingle all the way m hm, A Christmas story

(23:38):
that's a classic, and die Hard. Yeah, those are my
those are my favorite three Christmas movies.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
Okay, m hm, I can't stand a Christmas story nod
you shoot.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Your rye out kid.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
I don't know why, it just it never interested me.
My older daughter, Angela, she loves that movie to the
point where she went and bought the leg lamp. Right,
she bought my granddaughter the Little Christmas Pajamas bunnies.

Speaker 5 (24:16):
Oh God, like.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
I don't know why. I just did not like that movie.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
All right, So what are your what are you get.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Three huh eight crazy nights for that? I'm Sandler. That's
a cartoon, right, Yeah, I guess I like all the
Santa Claus movies.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
And probably It's a Wonderful Life.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
That's a good one. Gotta earn your wings yep.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
I just liked the guy's voice.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
He was a good actor. Oh man, what about you, tg.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
Elf? Oh yeah, all I want for Christmas to a
lot of people don't know about that movie.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
No, I don't know about that movie.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Explaining they're these two white kids who live in the
city I think, like the Upper East Side or West Side,
so you know, they have money and their parents are divorced,
and the little sister asked Anna for her parents to

(25:40):
get back together, and the movie, no, it isn't actually.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
Okay, I was gonna say it sounds like a little
homewark is right there.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
Nah nah, And and then they wind up coming up
with a plan on how they were gonna get their
parents to remember how much they love each other to
get back together again. It's sort of like parent trap,
but there isn't like twins like trying to trick their parents.
They're just tricking their parents to get be alone together.

(26:14):
They're trying to like recreate them having like their first
times together snowed in or something like that. Anyway, it's
a cute ass movie, and it came out in the
nineties and I've loved it since then, so I can't
even watch it though I think I have it on BHS, okay,
so that's dating me. And then they I think it's

(26:37):
on YouTube and it's probably like YouTube Premium or something.
I don't even think I can watch it on anything.
I don't think it's not anything. Anyway. That's two movies.
And then it's tough because I love The Grinch with
Jim Carrey, but I also love the classic The Santa

(26:58):
Claus with tan Alan.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
So you know what's funny? What no one mentioned Miracle
on thirty fourth Street or.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Uh National Lampoon's Family Christmas? See, like I think it's funny.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
Things they're so corny. What story and National Lampoons? You know?

Speaker 3 (27:23):
Yeah, well they're supposed to be like funny, lighthearted more movies.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
You know, there's something wrong with me. TG nah, I
don't like that stuff. Like I watch these homework things
only because there's nothing else to watch on TV. But
the whole time I'm sitting here vomiting.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
Yeah, they're bad. I won't watch them. It's funny because
like Netflix has a lot of them too, and I'm
just like, oh, yeah, I will watch the Netflix ones.
Those are actually good.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
But the truth, the truth is the reason why I
hate those so much. It is because they're fairy tales. Yeah,
they are all the things I want in my life.
But I can't say never because I believe in God,
so hey, if I really want that whatever, But it's
like gag me with a spoon because nobody, nobody actually

(28:16):
acts that way. Even though it would be possible. People
don't understand it, Like it is possible to have a
life like that, but nobody's willing to do it, right,
But I just sit here.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
Like now that I hear you're gonna have to move
to Vermont or some crazy little town about they do
in those little towns.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Well, then I'm going to a little town. I don't
have to get me a nice little white man.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
There you go. Oh god, oh boy?

Speaker 4 (28:51):
Oh no more, no more.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
No, it's not I thought you said I didn't poop anymore.
I'm like, oh, good for you.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
No, I didn't see it no more so.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
So all right, so Dubbs, you gotta give us three
your three favorite Christmas films of all time. That's what
we're on now.

Speaker 5 (29:27):
Christmas Story another one. Mm hmmm, The Exorcist, Shut Up.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
And Die Hard?

Speaker 3 (29:47):
Oh yeah, he said that hard?

Speaker 4 (29:50):
Too hard a Christmas story?

Speaker 3 (29:53):
I know? So is home Alone.

Speaker 4 (29:59):
He was afraid of.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
I don't like them.

Speaker 4 (30:02):
I don't like the homely, homely ship. I want to
see blood.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
Isn't there also like crampis or something? Isn't that also
like horror?

Speaker 1 (30:15):
And I is like part of the messrop cycle?

Speaker 2 (30:20):
Well that new one that I think, I don't know
if it No, it wasn't the red one.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
Yeah, the red one. I just saw.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
That yeah, where his brother was.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Yes, his brother's crampis crampus.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
Yeah, I actually like that.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Yeah, it was all right.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
They try they make we lost.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Somebody's WiFi is not working.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
Someone didn't pay the film. Someone made a choice.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
They they made a choice.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
Wasn't the choice was made? And oh my god, it's.

Speaker 8 (31:01):
Hilarious, yo, wife wife nah man Like they're like, I
had like two Bluetooth telephones on and I couldn't hear,
like you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 9 (31:15):
I have my beasts on and I have my other on,
my other bluetooth t helephones on, and I'm like, what's
going on?

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Mm hmm. All right, So you gotta you gotta, you gotta,
we gotta backtrack with you can give us a childhood
Christmas tradition with your family.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
Waking up.

Speaker 9 (31:41):
Trying to figure out, like I'm saying, how standing a cookies?
And know what I'm saying, my parents a lot, have
my parents a lot? On my face talking about it
came out of the chimney and I'm here, you know
what I'm saying. I'm smart enough.

Speaker 4 (31:53):
I was like, wait a minute, we have no chimney.
We live in rowhouses. You know what I'm saying, I
don't think. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 9 (32:03):
And then like you know, like like I woke up
one I'm waking up one morning, like you know, some
one night, and I saw my parents rapping the gifts
and stuff, and I was like, ship, you know what
I'm saying, like saying I don't exist, all right, fair enough,
I might act like saying this, but I'm gonna act
like he exists though, just waking up and just wake

(32:26):
up in the more than tearing ship up right and
like being mad about you know what I'm saying, because
because I had an extensive list of the stuff that
I wanted from Santa, right, and like there's a certain days.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
Don't even get but I but I got the.

Speaker 9 (32:44):
Bootleg Virgin you have that ever happened you want to transform,
but you got go bots. You know what I'm saying
that It's like I want to I want to I
want to heat, man, I end up getting he bitch,
you know what I'm saying. Like but like now you
know what I mean? Like that then you know, like

(33:08):
like you said, yeah, like damn you know, like like
you know, like like like my mom and my dad
was cooking early, but it was always Panilla always.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
Yeah, like you know, like I wanted.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
The cat, I wanted to look, look, I wanted the
cabbage patch kids. Yes, and and I and I got
what do you call it? What the heck do you
call it?

Speaker 4 (33:35):
The garbage pil kids? Okay, I wanted the cabbage.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Passed instead of the cabbage patch kid I got, I
got a Brussels sprouts. But I love me some garbage
pail kids?

Speaker 1 (33:57):
What you talking about?

Speaker 4 (34:00):
The oh Man?

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Like?

Speaker 2 (34:03):
I remember The Cards, Yo, when that movie came out.
How about that?

Speaker 1 (34:10):
It was terrible?

Speaker 2 (34:11):
It was bad, it was, but it was it was
one of those like those those massive wrecks where it
was so bad you couldn't earn a way exactly.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
That's what it was, yo.

Speaker 4 (34:24):
And yo, you know what, it was so bad that
it was pretty good, right, you know, like like that
he Man movie, that ship was plumbering, that it was
so bad it was good.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Yeah yeah yeah. Christmas traditions. Yeah all right, so we
got the three three movies of all time, we got
the traditions.

Speaker 9 (34:49):
So now, but but but but hold on though, like
who says die Hard is not a Christmas movie?

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Nobody, nobody, nobody, said.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
That nobody could test anything. Don don't try to my heart.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Die Hard was on my list too.

Speaker 9 (35:04):
Yeah, yo, listen, man, you know what three seven years
ago today? Well not really, wait, is not christmast bad?
Why I think the scriptures depo?

Speaker 4 (35:23):
I said, confusing. And it was snowing today.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
Yeah. I was snowing here too, a lot. Actually it
looks pretty over here.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
I just pretty over here, you know, like like look,
you know what, but the snow histaground and it's white.

Speaker 9 (35:42):
It's probably like that, like you know what I'm saying,
like during the duration of the snow, because no one
in two hours later and that white starts turning great
and the next thing, you know.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
It, Yeah, you know, I go stace over here because
there's a lot of land, so it's a lot of area. Yes,
there are deer out here.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
So oh all right, so check it.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
Check it?

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Yeah, check it one two, one two, check it by
I gotta, I gotta, I gotta. I got a question.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
Okay, all right, so.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
You know now that now that you know, we got
all four of us in here, which is which is cool?
You know what I'm saying. TG doesn't know how to walk,
but she's feeling better. She's feeling all right. Yep, dog
thought I was here as always. We got dubs, Simon, Phoenix,
and Big Coldy on the building. So this is what's up.

(36:49):
Do you think that a forty year old woman's life
starts once she gets into a new relationship meaning meaning
meaning that just because she's involved with someone new at

(37:10):
that age, that things are gonna be different in her life.
Things are going to be.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
It's gonna be a new chapter. That's it.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
It's just a new season.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
But oh, the season, all the season? Oh god, is
it your season or season? Oh jeez? All right? So
me personally, me personally, hold up, Hold up me personally,
because that that was That was something I was. I
was watching the show, and one of the one of

(37:42):
the topics of the show was that a lot of people,
a lot of people seem to think that anybody between
the ages of thirty five, forty five, fifteen above whatever,
that their lives start new, and they think that their
lives are gonna be a whole different type of ballgame

(38:04):
once they get into a new relationship at that age
and that age group. But me, personally, I feel that
that's not true at all, because you have you have
you have a lifetime of experiences, right, You have a
lifetime of experiences that that you endure throughout throughout that life.

(38:26):
And then what ends up happening is you you have
to respect that person's journey, you know what I mean.
You have you have to respect the fact that they're
coming into your life with all that experience, with all
that past knowledge and and and all that good ship

(38:47):
and all that bad ship too, because everybody has baggage,
you know what I'm saying, especially at our age. But
you have to respect the journey, that person's journey.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
I mean, I think it's a different experience because you
usually at this age people they're in their second you know,
their second like serious or third serious relationship. But they
know more, they have more experience, they you know, they
they probably approach the relationship differently because what you need

(39:18):
in a relationship in your early twenties and thirties is
not what you need in your forties and fifties. I
think it's more it's for most it's calmer because now
you're focusing on the period of your life where you're
looking for peace and tranquility, where in the beginning it
was all about the benjamins and maintaining a life where

(39:41):
now it's more about enjoying, hopefully what you have created.
So I think it's it has nothing to do with
life getting better or anything like that. I just think
you approach things differently because of the experience you have.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
I mean, you could get into your relationship in your
forties and it be the worst fucking time of your life.
You don't know, Like, you can't. You can't assume that
when you get older things automatically get better or something.
But like you just said, it's a journey and I
see it as as your story. So each relationship, each

(40:23):
new venture that you do, each thing that you do
for yourself to grow as a person, is a new chapter.
It's a new uh. You know, it never stops. You
can always improve yourself. You could always uh do something
to make your life better that never ends, Like there's
no limit to that. So to think that, like, honestly, yes,

(40:47):
as you get older, your perspective is in a much
better place because you've been through things and hopefully grown
through the things and mistakes that you've made. If you're
going to keep doing the same shit in your life
is not going to get better. So It really is
personal growth more than anything. But every relationship, every milestone,

(41:12):
every year, it could be a new chapter.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
And even now, like I'm in my late forties, almost fifties,
and what I'm finding now is the guys in that
age bracket are still not grown up. They're still immature.
I mean, I have a father who's seventy six years old,
and the man is still, you know, walking around like

(41:38):
he's a rooster, you know, like he's touching this one
and kissing that one and smelling this one, and you know,
he just his birthday was on the sixteenth, and he
called me and said and wanted me to order him
a bottle of cologne for his birthday. I said, why
you got a hot date? And he's like, I always
got a hot date. I'm like, dude, like give up.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
Already, Like I just all he knows.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
I think I just got him out of a thirty
six year marriage and he's already right. And him and
my brother, oh my goodness, I can't believe it. They're
talking about how I guess older women. He was like,
why are these ladies getting upset? I told them what
it was when we started, and now they're catching feelings.
I'm like, you are seventy six years old.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
What the fuck?

Speaker 3 (42:32):
Yeah, Pop, you.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
Are not laying pipe no more? Like what the hell?

Speaker 3 (42:38):
Oh my god. Old people are ready to fight each
other to die together. They're not, like I mean, it's funny. Actually,
when I lived with my grandparents down there, there was
a lot of couples, right, older couples they're widowed or whatever,
and they lived in their own homes. They and I'm

(43:01):
talking a relationship for years. They're together. They don't even
live in the same home, and they say it's the
best thing in the world.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Right, Well, I mean the nursing homes and things like that,
like the assistant living. There's some of the hottest like.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
Oh yeah, STIs are huge group like because they think
since they can't get pregnant that they're good. But uh,
str has happened just from having sex. So if you're
spreading around doing it with everybody, yeah, everybody's getting the

(43:40):
clap up in that bitch.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
Look at Cornal's face, going on, what the fuck is
going on here?

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Jesus, what else would you do?

Speaker 3 (43:50):
It's fucking boring and shit, Like what do you have
to look forward to? But the one or two orgasms
you have when you do yo.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
I just watched the movie with Tommy Lee Jones and
Freeman right where they were in the old Folks Home,
and I mean they were literally ready to fight each
other just for claim over.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
Like Morgan.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
Freeman was supposed to be some this like pimp. And
the funny thing is he worked at the nursing home.
He wasn't even living in there, he worked there. It
was nuts, but it was a good movie though.

Speaker 4 (44:32):
See if I ever get put a nurse at home,
I want to have two women. I promise one's going
to have Parkinson's to the other was gonna have to mention.
The one with the mention is gonna forget that I've
cheated on Parkinson's, gonna be shaking all the time. So
it loose my confidence up, you.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (44:50):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
So stupid?

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Oh shit, but dam they want like that is senior
home forever, bro.

Speaker 9 (45:05):
You know what, I used to work at a nursing home.
Senior home, same thing, you know what I'm saying, Like
the third floor was it was like you know, saying,
like a home. It's part of like nursing home things,
but like other like those are three floors were occupop like,
you know, patients of whatever, you know, strokes and no
old people and all that stuff. The third floor, man,

(45:25):
you know, they be wild.

Speaker 4 (45:28):
Arguing. They would come there. They used to come downstairs
with me in the front. That's talking about I can't
stand Rose. She took my wife.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
Friend Rose and stealing my boyfriends.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
I used to be here.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
I was like, wait, what you know?

Speaker 1 (45:45):
You know, you know my mom.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Why does T's thing say fat teacher?

Speaker 3 (45:57):
Because I am and I and it goes both ways
to figure to them literal that is a shame.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
I'm like, what.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Should say? Can't walk?

Speaker 3 (46:11):
Yeah? Oh easy, there you funny guy.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
So anyway, now.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
I don't get it, Well, don't worry about it. You
don't need to get it. Just know that this has
been a thing so much so that sitcoms have talked
about it. Okay, because there was a Perks and rec
episode about this where she tried to teach them about
using condoms and the Christian whatever people came in and

(46:49):
were like, you can't teach that. You must teach abstinence
to old people. Okay, to old people. It was a
hilarious episode. However, it is a real fucking thing.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Yeah, it does make It does make a lot of
sense because my uncle, he lives, he lives in PA. Actually,
he asked, he's got to be pushing eighty asking me
if I can get him Viagara.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
Yeah. Man, they ain't trying to stop yo.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
I walked. I worked at a pharmacy. I was a
pharmacy tech. And there was this one dude that he
they would get their sialis or you know, like whatever
it was. And then he was European, so anytime he
traveled back to his country, he'd be going for like

(47:43):
a month, and he'd come and pay four hundred dollars
for six viagra pills.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Damn, oh fuck yep shit.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
So it's like when he was going back home, I
guess he had like some young one that he needed
the real deal stuff and he paid the four hundred
dollars for those people. Man, But when he was at
home with his wife, he oh he was married, took Yeah,
he just took the regular.

Speaker 10 (48:13):
You know, that's horrible as fun as well, it's crazy,
that's fun, but that's funny as hell.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Damn.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
How the fuck?

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Yeah, and seven dollars on fucking bills.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
Yeah, yeah, Well these pills out here, even like for
necessity are expensive. There's like two medications I'm supposed to
be taking. One is a cream. It's almost three hundred dollars.
The other one is a pill and it's two hundred

(48:55):
and ninety six dollars. This is for a thirty day supply.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
You on our rest.

Speaker 10 (49:04):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
I have insurance. I go through the pharmacy through my
job because everything is cheaper through them, and I have
like the I signed up for the savings program through
the company because it's a new medication, so there is
no generic for it, you understand, and so and because

(49:28):
it isn't like it's not for blood pressure, it's for
my bladder and apparently that's not uh a vital thing
or something, I guess, so they see it more as uh.
I don't know what words use, like not cosmetic, but
you know what I'm saying, like not medically necessary.

Speaker 4 (49:52):
Not oh no, that isn't you know what I'm saying,
that's the human body is necessary?

Speaker 3 (49:57):
Well you would, I mean you would think so, but
apparently no, I mean the same thing. Like I learned
too that like with my roseatia, my skin condition, there
is treatment that actually works and insurances won't cover it
because it's it's not like roseationha is killing you, but

(50:18):
it is it does affect you, like it hurts sometimes,
Like my skin is very sensitive to the sun. If
I drink, I look like a cherry. Like it's it's
not comfortable. Yeah, Like my I have blood vessels like
popped all over my face because of the roseatia. That's

(50:41):
what it is. Sometimes there's red bumps. Sometimes it's like acne.
But I have the cream for it that works great,
But it's like two hundred and something dollars for the cream.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
Damn.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Yeah, this is why. Like unfortunately, I am trying to
apply for state insurance as a secondary insurance to see
if they could help me, because right now I owe
probably like fifteen hundred dollars in medical bills Christmas list. Yes,

(51:17):
I asked Santa to pay my bills and every year
he disappoints, so bills are still there. Yeah, it sucks.
Like this is the thing. I took the free insurance
at work, the one they pay for that I don't
have to pay into because I went part time because

(51:37):
I want the better insurance. But that would mean like
one hundred and something dollars out of my paycheck right,
and when you have less hours, you're making less money.
You need every dollar. So unfortunately, I have a four
thousand dollars deductible, which means I have to pay four
thousand dollars out of pocket before they cover everything. That's

(52:01):
how these things work. A lot of people don't understand
how insurance works.

Speaker 9 (52:05):
And you wonder why CEOs are getting gunned down and
broad you know what I'm saying early in the morning.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
No, like, like, this is an insurance that is being
paid for by a company, so it's not even free. Okay,
this is a paid insurance, but it has a high deductible.
And the reason why my deductible is high is because
my husband's on it with me. So we have a family.
We're considered a family. If not, it would be like

(52:33):
two thousand or something like that. But because it's two
of us. Yeah, so and it's just crazy. But uh yeah,
it's just it's crazy to me, like just what they
charge for things or what they're trying to charge for things,

(52:53):
And I just I wish people would understand things more.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
That shit is outrageous, Like like like, yo, you know what,
you know what I'm disappointed in you just just because
he signed. Some call it's.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
Crazy, outrageous pharmaceutical companies. That's what's outrageous. You get on
my box. I totally will, because don't know why we
have these issues. You're gonna make medical necessities and things
business don't do. Don't do it, don't treat healthcare like

(53:26):
a business, and maybe some of us will actually live.
Do you know that we're number forty five on the
life expectancy of the fuck earth? Forty Look, it's even worse.
It's even worse that we're forty six. Okay, that these
people aren't even living long.

Speaker 4 (53:45):
Okay, we are now living hold on though. But as
answer such, that's business. That's a billion dollar corporation, believe.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
It or not.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
I know all these things are. Do you see what
they charge for like a fucking X ray or like
just simple things, blood work, whatever, if that shit's not covered.
I just saw when I went to urgent care, it
said straight up, if you're self pay walking in, it's
one hundred and seventy five dollars.

Speaker 4 (54:15):
Bro, I'd rather die walking in.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
And this isn't even emergency, this is urgent care. And
you've been putting away because we're not gonna stop talking.

Speaker 4 (54:24):
I don't know, and then the economy is inflated, you
know what I'm saying. The autonomy is a platy too.
So it's like so it's like you know, and you
know what, and I see why, you know, like no
one like no, like the majority of people.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
That we're talking now, they're coming at also covering you
see right away they know I.

Speaker 4 (54:45):
Don't even care, you know what I'm saying. They can
kick down my door. What they're gonna do.

Speaker 7 (54:50):
You know, you're not taking a lifeline.

Speaker 4 (54:59):
You know, broken back and all all up in the snow. Listen, Hey, hey,
but shout out to Luigi.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
Though, shout out free Luigi.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
They were like yo, they were like, yo, who is
that guy? I'm like, that's the real John with since
he's a Talian off Wi.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:31):
The adjuster, the adjuster, so all justice for you.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
Yeah yeah yeah, I get it. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (55:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
Anyway, I'd like to take this time out to let
everybody know that Christmas is Wednesday. My mother's birthday is
Christmas Eve. My mom's on Christmas, Your mom's on Christmas Day?

Speaker 4 (56:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 9 (56:09):
It's funny because like she celebrates her birthday on January fifth.
But like you know, she was born and yo Nicolaua.
So like the vital the vital record places were closed
when she was born, they opened back up.

Speaker 4 (56:25):
So you know in January and stuff.

Speaker 9 (56:28):
So like they had to like travel like you know,
across the country to my lagua or whatever just to
get her registered. By the time they got rested, it's
January fifth, although I just put it down the fifth.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
Yeah, I heard that about a few people, even in
Cuba or other places. That's happened, where the records by
the time they get the birth to take Like it's
not the same back then as it was now where
you're in a place you give birth and you get
a birth certificate, you know what I'm saying. Like people
had to go back to get their records and stuff,

(57:02):
which is crazy, and you have.

Speaker 4 (57:03):
To go to the bottle. You have to go to
bottle statistics.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
Like where look, this is another human being.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
So so all right, so let's let's start with with
lady g here, give me three things on your Christmas
list this year?

Speaker 2 (57:26):
Ah, dog, daughter, I don't have a Christmas list.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
Well, damn it takes things.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
Can you pay my bills? Can you pay my cellphone?

Speaker 2 (57:40):
Bills?

Speaker 3 (57:40):
Can you.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
Can you pay my WiFi bill?

Speaker 5 (57:46):
Boo?

Speaker 2 (57:50):
Oh man, I don't even know if you.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
Had three things that that you would like to put
on your Christmas list. If if there was a Santa
Claus can tell us, would you tell Sam to bring
you a massage, a spa day? Okay?

Speaker 2 (58:09):
Spot day?

Speaker 10 (58:13):
Ah?

Speaker 3 (58:15):
New underwear? I felt that.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
New socks too, Any new socks to.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
Day that goes into underwear.

Speaker 3 (58:29):
It's raw and socks alright, the whole bangle.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
And see.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
A date.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
And a real date, not a fake, not one that's
gonna hurt himself.

Speaker 3 (58:55):
And then ghost yeah.

Speaker 9 (59:03):
A yo, yo, yeah, I just thought about something right now.
You probably called them music like, well, what's wrong with you?

Speaker 4 (59:13):
Mike Tyson?

Speaker 1 (59:14):
Thing? I broke my fact?

Speaker 4 (59:17):
Yeah? What happened? What? What did your break? Spinal?

Speaker 9 (59:23):
That's the you know, that's the clip I play all
the time, like, you know, to joke around with myself
about all my back Yeah.

Speaker 4 (59:32):
Like like yo, you know what, like I have to
make a joke.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
What about you? TG?

Speaker 3 (59:38):
What was the question again? What about my Christmas list?
What's on my Christmas list? Oof? I have a long one?

Speaker 1 (59:47):
Notice that is something we don't want to know about
is that the request you want? No, let's not.

Speaker 9 (01:00:02):
I'm good.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
I'm good. Sometimes the long one doesn't work out the
way we think, all right, So so I would love
a trip, a trip to anywhere. I would love to
go to Jamaica. I know somebody who's gone there twice
and I'm like really jealous because I have hell you

(01:00:30):
so much chocolate and we down there.

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
Long.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
Oh God, definitely, Uh honestly, if if it's going to
Santa right, then it could be anything. So I'll do
a trip. I need a car for sure, because I
have a feeling i'm gonna need a car the next

(01:01:04):
year or so, so that would be nice. And I
too would like a spa day that, you know, just
the all inclusive makes me feel good. No, I'm not
saying happy ending. I'm just saying like it just has
to be head to toe abasing, you know, but my

(01:01:25):
ankles first.

Speaker 4 (01:01:28):
I remember, I remember I got a massage and not
a happy ending, like like it was literally that a massage. Spot.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
No, I'm serious.

Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
But you know going in, did you know going in
that that's what it was going to be? Don't lie,
don't lie, yo, yo, you know you was going in
and they were gonna be happy ending and you were
gonna say ease.

Speaker 4 (01:01:56):
You know, I mean, I mean, look at you, of
course go now. Of course someone down in foot crashes
of course to me.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
Are happy. And it would have been a fucking bowl
of beef and broccoli vegetables.

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
Like keep rubbing my back while I eat.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
That's that would have been a great happy for me.
What what me?

Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
Three things?

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
Three gifts.

Speaker 4 (01:02:32):
Adamantium for my spinal of course. But don't worry, no boy,
I wanted the ship Woo Maine got adam spinem.

Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
Right, that would be awesome. Actually, I think bad people
will sign up, like I'm in for.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Real, I'm so in.

Speaker 9 (01:02:58):
That's one of my people used to be happy. I
want everyone to be happy. I want everyone to wake
up Christmas. You know what I'm saying, happy and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (01:03:06):
That's two and the last one is a you know
what I'm saying, like.

Speaker 9 (01:03:13):
Twenty five grand drops from my pocket right now? That
would be great, you know what I'm saying. You know,
because like I got deals, I want to pay them
all for it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
I hear that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
Yeah, that'll that will definitely help that ship out, right.

Speaker 9 (01:03:36):
Oh oh oh, you know what, and if it was
like some awesome genie ship, if I can have all
my deceleased loved ones back for one day, you know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (01:03:48):
But the understanding that they have to go, that's them.

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
That's not Santa, that's not Sata's department.

Speaker 9 (01:03:55):
Oh that's nechromancy. All right, My bad, I'm sorry. I
mean I mean Satan, Santa. They all sound the same.

Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
True. Yeah, I definitely be giving a call to Satan.
Tell him. I said, what's up to my mom's today?
Is her birthday? Would have been her birthday? Actually it
was just a movie out with Jack Black about that
but what oh yes, where he plays kid wrote uh

(01:04:28):
he wrote instead of Santa, yes, because he's like dyslexic
or something.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
Damn.

Speaker 6 (01:04:37):
Speaking of speaking of Jack Black, I saw Topic Thunder
the other.

Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
Day, right, Oh my god, I love that movie.

Speaker 4 (01:04:43):
Oh man, you know what Tom Cruise man like, show
that on the phone. But when it's a white yeah,
we hold him hostage. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
He was like.

Speaker 4 (01:05:02):
Yo, yo yo, I was rolling. I was like yo
every time. Every time, I like, there was a certain
part that you're saying that that particular spot in a
movie always has me laughing hard.

Speaker 9 (01:05:17):
Like you know, and it's like and it's always on point,
like it's like to me that that would probably be
funny to me, you know, like it's just what man,
you know what I'm saying that black fool too.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
Yeah, all right, so my my my three would be, oh.

Speaker 3 (01:05:39):
Yeah, do you want a puppy?

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
I don't want a puppy, man, your can.

Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
I don't want a cat. If anybody wants to give
me a cat, you got.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
A cat on the screen right now? What the are
you talking about?

Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
One another?

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
He wants a hamber he'll pay us Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
Ship. No real I want Let me see if I
had if I had three three or three things. First thing,
not a wooman no, no.

Speaker 4 (01:06:25):
No one the way like x men.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
Oh geez, anyway, transformers, tickets to I wanna. I need
a car. I want a car, definitely a car. I wanna.
I want my kids and grandkids to be healthy and

(01:06:51):
and you know, be happy and healthy. You know what
I'm saying?

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
All right, all right, right, so happy like he said, okay,
then we'll take that as an answer acceptable.

Speaker 4 (01:07:04):
And then.

Speaker 1 (01:07:07):
I want no, I don't want to be spay.

Speaker 6 (01:07:12):
Want he wants to be treated at the gimp and
both fiction Jesus and domination.

Speaker 3 (01:07:32):
Went too far, too far.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
No, the last the last thing, which is which is
I want uh Leonardo Ninja Turtle my grandson. I'll tell
you why. I'll tell you why because my oldest daughter,

(01:07:59):
she's having her she scheduled her c section for the
sixth of January. Boy, she's having a boy. And she
had a she had a dream that she was she
was playing or she was playing with the little boy,
and the little boy was playing with the Leonardo Ninja Turtle.

(01:08:23):
So she's gonna she's gonna name him Leo.

Speaker 3 (01:08:26):
Oh cute.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
So I want to get I want to get one
of those huge Well it could be a stuff then,
or it could be the because i've seen I've seen them.

Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
Like five blow has like Ninja Turtle plushies and stuff
like that. Yeah, so I want to get a bunch
of But that's not what you want from Santa.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
Yeah, I want Standy to give it to me so
I can give it a.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
Wow, he's like that for your two front teeth.

Speaker 3 (01:09:09):
Oh shit, I don't see all that is cute though,
that's cool. She had a dream and that's how she
got the baby's name.

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
Yeah. Yeah, it's definitely a miracle baby because you know,
she was she was told that she couldn't have she
was there was like a ninety percent chance she couldn't
have another baby because she had had emergency surgery and

(01:09:41):
had some stuff removed.

Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
Oh wow, and then bam. I was like, wow, fuck you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
This was meant to happen. It was God's will.

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
The body is so amazing sometimes, yeah, you heard of it.
There's a lot of stories of people who like struggle
to get pregnant, they wind up adopting, they wind up
getting pregnant, you know, like it's just it's just interesting.
I think stress though, has a lot to do with that.

Speaker 4 (01:10:17):
Like like my girls, she has on pc os, right,
she was supposed to get pregnant.

Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
Yeah, I came, you know, was like, let me you
wrong and show you how.

Speaker 4 (01:10:35):
I'm like, hell, you know what, Yeah, I'm undeployed works,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:10:45):
It's it's not impossible to get pregnant with pc O S.
It's just harder to get pregnant with pc O S
because one of the issues with that, because I also
have this, is the hormonal levels and not menstruating monthly
like one is supposed to so.

Speaker 4 (01:11:06):
Then and and then like you know, like she had
like like all right, you know what show move died
that given birth? Like she was really like hemorrhaging.

Speaker 5 (01:11:15):
Oh wow, that's reading.

Speaker 4 (01:11:20):
Yeah, you know like like you know, like like seeing
that you know what I'm saying. Like I was like, yeah,
come on, man, you know what I'm saying, like like yell,
you know what.

Speaker 9 (01:11:29):
The first thing I thought to my mind is like,
so this is you know what I'm saying, So this
is my payback for you know what I'm saying leaving
my other two kids. Well, I mean like having my
other two kids mothers be single moms. You know what
I'm saying Like that, that's the first thing I thought about.
I started crying.

Speaker 4 (01:11:46):
No, I'm glad she's heid, you know, like other than that,
I mean like she wants to have another one. Now,
I'm like, that's fun.

Speaker 3 (01:12:01):
So basically you're telling us that you're gonna have another.

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
That's what I'm think. And I'm like he's over here laughing,
but he knows he's gonna do it.

Speaker 7 (01:12:11):
Oh boy, yeah, you.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
Know you know what that's on.

Speaker 4 (01:12:16):
God wants that to happen.

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
Exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
I ain't gotta do it doing fucking science and you're
fucking sperm hitting the right egg. Okay, you know what, I.

Speaker 4 (01:12:31):
Hope you know I'm saying like I hope it's a
voice of me. So you know what I'm saying. I
can close out the factory permanently, you know, because then
I have a boy.

Speaker 3 (01:12:38):
Girl there is yep, maybe.

Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
We'll see.

Speaker 3 (01:12:45):
So basically, steer Saya, bring him a boy.

Speaker 9 (01:12:52):
Listen, girl, were just like, you know, away all over again,
because I ain't dealing with females.

Speaker 3 (01:12:58):
I'm no, No, I think you need another girl in
your life, so that it's all three women. Oh and
the dog right, The dog is also are the cat
is also right, and the cat So all the ladies.
That's what you need in your life.

Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
All that.

Speaker 3 (01:13:17):
I wish all that on you.

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:13:24):
Now, that's what you can start saying to people that
you don't like, start dreaming ship like, oh it could
be this all this, Oh I wish it all for you.
It sounds nice, but it's kind of fucked up. It's like, damn,
you want that from me? That's not nice. Oh yeah,

(01:13:46):
but Sanda, please bring thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
I said you wanted to live that.

Speaker 3 (01:13:59):
Sorry, you got the whole they all over. That's unsolerible.

Speaker 8 (01:14:07):
Oh lord, one saying the pussy that were running around
here smacking the dog be shutting.

Speaker 3 (01:14:15):
Oh my god, these cats are crazy hilarious.

Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
Those cat videos are funny as fun I love them.
I saw one yesterday. Are these two cats fighting on
top of one of their little perch things where they
hang out at. Yeah, and they were fighting and one
of them said, Scar save me.

Speaker 3 (01:14:39):
Oh god. I love the ones that have like people
talking and say you ship like, there's so many it's great.
They do such super ship sometimes, Oh, Scar save me.

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
And the cat was smacked him and he said.

Speaker 4 (01:14:53):
Oh, you know what, I love. But like he was
grabbing cast by the tailor and just like linging them
around talks to them.

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
No, that's not funny. I know.

Speaker 4 (01:15:03):
I wanted to sun up the whole vibe.

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
In my head. I'm like, Yo, why the fuck is
somebody spitting a cap by his tail that's sucked up?

Speaker 3 (01:15:18):
NA, that's kind of He's like, damn, his humor went
the wrong way real quick.

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
I don't want this. Puts it, damn it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:29):
Ship.

Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
This is the wrong pussy. Get the funk out of here.

Speaker 3 (01:15:33):
Oh man, oh ship, I keep.

Speaker 4 (01:15:39):
Yeah, yeah, I know, and look at us.

Speaker 5 (01:15:45):
We're so cool.

Speaker 1 (01:15:46):
Yeah, we are cool.

Speaker 3 (01:15:47):
I know we got something to do. At least we are.

Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
We are this ship.

Speaker 5 (01:15:52):
Nah.

Speaker 4 (01:15:52):
But yo, it's still snowing.

Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
I can't I can't.

Speaker 9 (01:16:00):
Know what what it is like it's knowing, but like
it's not sticking to the ground like you know, it's
just no shops mm hmm. And to thank Sundays Sundays,
the weddes shortest, stay the way Sunday on Monday.

Speaker 11 (01:16:16):
And then whatever it is it is Sunday Sunday, some
going down at three o'clock at three o'clock and afternoon mhm.

Speaker 3 (01:16:31):
The winter solstice. Yep, can't get any after that. So
you we're okay, we're moving in the right direction. And
there is finally there is talk again about getting rid
of the daylight Savings time thing, which I really do

(01:16:53):
hope they do because I'm over this ship. Just keep
it the regular time. Stop making it be long darkness.
Uh at five o'clock when people are getting out of
it's fucking crazy, Like, yo, you know what why, Like
who signed up for it to be darker earlier? They're like, oh,

(01:17:14):
well it would be darkerly sure, less time. I'm so excited.

Speaker 4 (01:17:20):
Knew what it was, right, do it for me?

Speaker 3 (01:17:25):
Whatever. We don't do that for the longest.

Speaker 1 (01:17:29):
Yeah, we don't farm anymore.

Speaker 5 (01:17:31):
We do.

Speaker 3 (01:17:37):
Food just actually appears these days. Yeah farms, what's that? No,
the cord is just it just shows up.

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
Man, we don't no more.

Speaker 3 (01:17:50):
Here, my goodness, coup be here. I'll show you all
the farms.

Speaker 1 (01:17:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:17:58):
Well well yo, yo ya your hold on though.

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (01:18:03):
We complaining about the dark, but imagine living in Barrow, Alaska.

Speaker 3 (01:18:07):
Know where the sun is out and also it's darkness.
Don't they have like six months all sun six months
or whatever it is. I don't know, it's more than
enough time.

Speaker 4 (01:18:18):
Not like Yo, the last time I think the someone
down was like around November.

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
Yeah, November. It's not going to be back up till
like January, February.

Speaker 4 (01:18:27):
February around there.

Speaker 9 (01:18:28):
Yeah, living but like the thing is, like, you know,
they got the midnight sun and everything and all that too,
but you know what the prom is a living up there,
it's never above thirty two degrees rarely.

Speaker 3 (01:18:43):
Well, Benfransville is dead and yeah, and his one hundred dollars,
don't even mis ship anymore. So frankly, Benjamin Franklins, he
doing all it anymore for us?

Speaker 4 (01:19:01):
Yo, yo. You know Donjamin Franklin's work in Canada eighty
five dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:19:06):
So we can't we can't even we're sad.

Speaker 4 (01:19:10):
You can't even Sadent Franklin can't even keep it one hundred.

Speaker 3 (01:19:18):
He's not his own worth, damn him. This is some
ship telling you we're dying all young, and we and
our money worthship.

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
He sucked all right, you know what? Yeah, what's up?
Does ah?

Speaker 4 (01:19:41):
No, one's not talking about the alien of bation that's
going on with ship because.

Speaker 3 (01:19:47):
Everyone's talking about the drones are their droves. There's no
answers for the drones. I hope they're aliens and people
are finally seeing them because they've been around for this
whole goddamn time. My radiation go for it.

Speaker 9 (01:20:04):
My my opinion is that you know what they came
down so we knew their other season of the reality
show called Earth Right.

Speaker 4 (01:20:15):
Or whatever right, you know what I mean? Because like
you know what I'm saying, Like, if there's aliens around,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 9 (01:20:23):
They know that the most un serious species in the galaxy.

Speaker 4 (01:20:31):
Serious.

Speaker 3 (01:20:32):
Yeah, look man, you know what their advanced.

Speaker 4 (01:20:37):
Right now? Yo, you know what you could be in
the list of alien invasion is right? And I shipped
you now and you know when I should you that.
We'll be taking selfieus about about annihilation?

Speaker 1 (01:20:50):
Want to look good?

Speaker 3 (01:20:51):
Did you that movies? Don't look up? Watch the movie
and you saw how she was actually happening, and everybody
saw with their own eyes but still believed whatever the
fuck they people were telling them on the news. This
is literally like yeah, when I watched that movie, I
was like, oh man, this is like what's happening today?

(01:21:12):
This is not cool? Like things are in people's faces
and they're still just like what what is it?

Speaker 1 (01:21:19):
Yeah? That's that's young cats.

Speaker 3 (01:21:21):
I don't know that the aliens.

Speaker 9 (01:21:30):
You know what I'm saying, like like what like like
like you know what, it's so easy to copy humans,
you know I'm saying. You know what I mean, it's
easy to copy humans work from the inside.

Speaker 3 (01:21:46):
I mean there's another movie on Netflix about that. How
you can help we can start a similar real sim
of war. I'm telling you definitely, why are we making movies?
You're showing people what the what to do. It's like, oh,
you want to take out the USA check get real easy?
Like oh man, yeah, bro, you.

Speaker 4 (01:22:05):
Know I'm saying like like I'm telling you man like
you know Americans and just you know, saying humans in general,
man like really like really the most unserious specie. We
don't take nothing suits.

Speaker 3 (01:22:22):
I mean, there are some of us out there who do,
but not enough people do.

Speaker 1 (01:22:27):
It's beginning to look a lot like this might hurt.

Speaker 4 (01:22:38):
Right before that.

Speaker 1 (01:22:40):
All right, so so pep, so peep this up, yes
really quick around the room with two things before we
ended tonight. The first thing is one movie you want
someone to you want the fans to watch during the
Christmas vacation. Does that have to be a Christmas movie?

(01:23:01):
Doesn't have to be. This is the film that you
think they should watch if they haven't seen already. I'm
going to start with Dubbs first.

Speaker 4 (01:23:12):
I'm not a movie guy, bro.

Speaker 3 (01:23:15):
Movie Yeah, this is a tough one. I don't know
names of movies not bad?

Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
All right? So all right, all right, so all right, now,
all right, how.

Speaker 3 (01:23:24):
About how about you just tell us a movie that
you think that we should watch?

Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
All right, all right, all right, I'll do that. I'll
do that. I'll do that. Okay. So Vanilla Sky.

Speaker 3 (01:23:40):
A good one. That's a good movie.

Speaker 4 (01:23:42):
One, that's a good one.

Speaker 3 (01:23:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
Yeah. And and for anybody who hasn't seen Another Sky,
it's a mind fuck go watch it.

Speaker 3 (01:23:50):
Yeah, like my support.

Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
And that's when that's when it sucked me up. I
was like, Yo, what the fuck is going on here? Yo?
For real?

Speaker 3 (01:24:02):
You know, I don't want to there's a lot of good,
actual like sci fi movies like that that like Minority
Report like things like that. That kind of scared me
because I'm like, oh God, you're seeing some of the
ship that they were like fantasizing about in these movies

(01:24:22):
that you know, what society is going to look like,
and it's going in that direction. And it's kind of like, oh,
I don't like this.

Speaker 1 (01:24:31):
While we're at it.

Speaker 4 (01:24:32):
While we're at it, you know what I'm saying. Since
we're on that level, they live Piper and I must
have named Keith David.

Speaker 1 (01:24:41):
That's a good one. Yeah, Yeah, that's bro bro, you.

Speaker 4 (01:24:49):
Know writing paper.

Speaker 9 (01:24:50):
He was like, yeah, we're making a movie. He was like,
you know what, it wasn't even a movie to me.
It was a documentary and I'm like, uh huh, I mean,
where's the lie?

Speaker 3 (01:25:02):
Mm hmm. I like series more than movies, like limited series.

Speaker 1 (01:25:08):
I got I got one for you.

Speaker 4 (01:25:10):
What have you seen?

Speaker 1 (01:25:11):
Have you seen since eight?

Speaker 3 (01:25:14):
Sense eight?

Speaker 1 (01:25:16):
Since eight?

Speaker 5 (01:25:18):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
No, it's on Netflix. Check it out.

Speaker 3 (01:25:21):
I think you told me about that one. Have you
seen The Madness on Netflix? No?

Speaker 1 (01:25:28):
Sounds like a condom.

Speaker 3 (01:25:30):
No, not magnum the Madness. The Madness does not sound
like a condom.

Speaker 1 (01:25:39):
I haven't haven't seen that, loco.

Speaker 3 (01:25:46):
Yeah, I'm gonna have to check in on you, sir.

Speaker 1 (01:25:50):
You know what.

Speaker 3 (01:25:50):
And it's crazy.

Speaker 9 (01:25:54):
I like to have a moment of silence because twenty
years ago today man's dringle belt passed away.

Speaker 3 (01:26:05):
Yeah, okay, now for him?

Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
Sorry, all right, So check out real quick, so real quick,
so real quick.

Speaker 7 (01:26:14):
We did.

Speaker 1 (01:26:15):
All right, Go watch Vanilla Skuy, watch those those shows
that we talked about on Netflix. Now for the fans
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On the show, if you have any kind of question,
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So just just go ahead. Those are the emails on
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Speaker 3 (01:27:13):
No dick picks unless then if you are gonna sends,
they need to be really good. They gotta be good
long one. Gotta be a long one, creativity and impressed men.

Speaker 4 (01:27:43):
But also know what I'm saying, I want like I
really know what I'm saying.

Speaker 9 (01:27:48):
Seriously, I want to see restede to Bradley Henny Cunningham,
brad honeying hand. He passed away two weeks ago. That
was like, that was like my son right from the
most Cycle Club passed away, you know, in the tragic accident.
You know, he was a cool dude, Like he was

(01:28:08):
like an if for my son, you know, like you know,
like riding around and all that stuff, and I wanted
to shout out, you know, rescipe, you know what I'm saying,
And so Lamar Lamarck Knight and his brother Darrel as well,
like all three of them passed away, you know, that
car accident, you know, like yeah, you know, you know,

(01:28:32):
like like yo, like my son took that really hard
because like he was, he was cool, boll three of them.

Speaker 4 (01:28:37):
Like then, I was just talking to him the thing
which was to hang out today I'll get a phone call.
I was like, wow, you know, like so you know
what I'm saying, Like he was a cool dude. Man,
rest in peace, yeah, rest.

Speaker 1 (01:28:52):
In peace, but man, yeah yeah. So yeah, one more
thing before we go, One final thought around the room.

Speaker 12 (01:29:06):
On the open fire, he said it was supposed to
be these nuts rolls.

Speaker 1 (01:29:20):
How about your nose?

Speaker 4 (01:29:27):
I that one that was nice?

Speaker 1 (01:29:31):
I that one.

Speaker 4 (01:29:33):
Dreaming of a what warm on on.

Speaker 3 (01:29:39):
To pay my bill?

Speaker 7 (01:29:40):
Don't take me out of the road. Santa Claus is
coming my mom.

Speaker 3 (01:30:13):
That's wrong. Christian Christmas, Like I am going on the
record to say that I do not support nor cromdone
any of these being altered about the others.

Speaker 9 (01:30:34):
All off for Christians, as these targes dropped.

Speaker 3 (01:30:42):
Oh that was a good one. These charges strong.

Speaker 1 (01:30:49):
OK, what's a episode without a laugh attack? Bro?

Speaker 9 (01:31:04):
I truly believe that thse Raindal was You know, I'm
saying the reason why his nose was reds because you
were sniffing.

Speaker 4 (01:31:11):
Just so you know, I'm saying the step all night.

Speaker 3 (01:31:16):
I know why your those clues. Santa's like, hit the
line with me, Rudolph and we'll go all the way.

Speaker 1 (01:31:26):
Frost, you're on the list right now, Like Santa is like, yo,
right now, these motherfuckers. They went ahead and gave me
three ship them.

Speaker 3 (01:31:46):
We getting knocked off that list real quick. Day, no.

Speaker 1 (01:31:55):
No spot day for you? Nothing ship all right? So
real quick, lad? Your final thought for this for this evening.

Speaker 2 (01:32:07):
Oh well, I'd say, no matter where you are, what
you're doing, make the best of it because uh it
doesn't rain all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:32:24):
Yeah rain all the time because it snows.

Speaker 1 (01:32:27):
Yeah ye doubs, what about you? Bro?

Speaker 3 (01:32:33):
He already did his ship with all his songs all right?

Speaker 1 (01:32:37):
Hey man? Yeah, final thought of the evening?

Speaker 2 (01:32:42):
So I can't with these people, I do it?

Speaker 4 (01:32:50):
Captain of then't got the.

Speaker 2 (01:32:54):
Power, don't have the power.

Speaker 1 (01:32:58):
Captain? What's up? Does give us a final thought for
the evening.

Speaker 4 (01:33:04):
Bro rob cheating, still rob cheating? Still no, not for real. Now,
I'm gonna say it every time, Joe, what you have,
Pretend what you have?

Speaker 3 (01:33:22):
What you have? Right, TG love Uh, have a good holiday.
Appreciate that you can walk on two feet. If you
got him, you ain't wearing a Jesus.

Speaker 4 (01:33:43):
And you ain't wearing a Jesus boot.

Speaker 3 (01:33:47):
If you got a boot, You're gonna have a good holiday.
Oh man. But yeah, just wear a good better shoes.
I think I need better shoes. Maybe that's what I
should be asking Santa for. It's supportive sneakers. Yeah, fucking
orthopedic seekers gonna be.

Speaker 4 (01:34:06):
Why damn they're comfortable. Hell, I ain't gonna lie like.

Speaker 3 (01:34:11):
I'm always going for comfort. I'm not trying to have
cute shoes on for who. I ain't nobody. Unless I
was like doing that ship where people make money off
their feet, that's different. I'd be seeing that people be
going into the stores just taking pictures of their feet
and stuff, and they got like only fans of feet
stuff and they're making like five hundred thousand dollars a year.

(01:34:35):
I want to cry, yo.

Speaker 1 (01:34:37):
Yo, I have a question.

Speaker 4 (01:34:38):
So did they give you, like, did they give you
a cask or Jesus boots?

Speaker 3 (01:34:43):
I got a boot.

Speaker 4 (01:34:45):
Oh, I got to thirteens, like.

Speaker 3 (01:34:48):
This big ass gray boot that I put my foot
in and strap all in. Yep, special addition so I
can I can actually walk with it, so I don't
need crutches because I have that. But it's it's like
I said, it might be okay, so it's right, they're not.

(01:35:13):
I don't think it's fractured, or if it is, it's
very small and it looks right now based on what
I'm reading, but I don't know what I'm reading, so
I can't go by that. It doesn't sound because everything
that everything that says fract like the fracture it's seeing.
It's not a fracture, so I understand that. So I

(01:35:36):
think that they're seeing like the issues I've already had
with my feet, and it looks like I probably just
sprained my ankle really bad.

Speaker 4 (01:35:48):
H Yeah, you know what, I hope it's just that
because you know, I can't.

Speaker 3 (01:35:53):
I can't. I can't afford to go to surgery. Like
I was already talking to my boss about short term
just civil and shit, like I'm this week. I already
used my PTB, so I'm gonna have to use something else. Yeah,

(01:36:14):
I know, and just walk into my car too, we'll
get to work. I was like, I'm going to work.
I guess not. I really did. I really did, and
I thought, and I thought in a moment too when
after it happened, because I was able to get back up,
I was like, maybe I should just go to work.

(01:36:35):
And because urgent care is there and everything, so I
was like, if anything, you know, But I was like,
thank god, I didn't do that. And I went inside
the house and I put ice on it and I
put it up, and the doctor was like, that's probably
the best thing you did for yourself is to take
care of it and not drive.

Speaker 1 (01:36:56):
Yeah. I hope you feel better real soon, yeah for real.
All right. My final sort of the evening is everyone here,
everyone out there is a champion. Okay, you might not
think you are, but you are. You're you're you're number one.

(01:37:20):
And because you're number one, and the reason why you're
number one is because you're here. You're born, you're a human,
you're you're alive. You made it to that egg all
by yourself. You beat out all thought, all that sperm,
all the way to the egg. You fertilized it all

(01:37:42):
on your own. You are a champion. You are number one.

Speaker 9 (01:37:48):
And then I look at something, and then I look
at some of you guys, and I'm like, wow, my
mother should have swallowed.

Speaker 1 (01:37:57):
Take a nice fuck, take a night this.

Speaker 3 (01:38:01):
You said you're all champions except the people who are asholes,
because I'm sorry, they're not champions. Okay, let's be real.
Just champions are champions.

Speaker 4 (01:38:10):
All right, all right?

Speaker 3 (01:38:13):
With that, With that, with that being said, you would
turn to something so nice.

Speaker 1 (01:38:19):
I was trying to make everybody feel like, you know,
they're on top of the world.

Speaker 3 (01:38:25):
Has to hurt, of course, because at that point that
might hurt. I get it, like.

Speaker 4 (01:38:33):
Like this might there's there's not enough sprinkles for ice cream, bro.

Speaker 9 (01:38:39):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:38:40):
So with that being said, I've been that. That's TG love,
that's lady G. Merry Christmas, everybody, and always everybody. Everybody
say Merry Christmas.

Speaker 3 (01:38:53):
Happy holidays, because there are the people who do other things.

Speaker 1 (01:38:57):
Yeah, and happy festivals and when that happy questions with
With with that being said, much love to everybody, Love
you guys. We'll talk again soon. And at some point
it's mine more. Good Night, everybody, good night.