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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Says, years happen everything?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
What's up everybody? This is big call to y'all. What
is this my heard podcast coming to you live from
you know, wherever you want us to be live from.
You know how we do?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
You know?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
While we're here, We're here to talk our ship, spit
some knowledge, teach you guys a thing or two, and
maybe hurt your feelings along the way. That's what we're
here to do. So keep that in mind. I'm bringing
my co host, Lady G.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Lady G was good, not I mean, everything is good,
but I didn't I don't want to be hurting nobody's feelings.
I ain't hurt nobody feeling.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yeah, I know, I know, I know, I know it's yeah,
I get it.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
But I mean, hey, I understand sometimes the truth hurts.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
But yeah, that's that's what I mean.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Sometimes, Okay, because I've never purposed, you know, I'm just
such a sucker. I would never personally, you know, want
to hurt nobody, right, But the truth does hurt.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yeah, something it really does, really does. Hey, Heather, II other,
So I was your week Tuesday to Tuesday?
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Been pretty good?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
I'm pretty eventful, Uh, I don't know, being a mom
it can be tough. My daughter is a senior this year, well,
one of my daughters is a senior this year, and uh,
I'm not sure that her cheer coach, because she's a cheerleader.
(03:33):
I'm not sure that her cheer coach, uh likes her job.
Because they're supposed to like celebrate the seniors on one
night during the season, you know, during the football season.
It's called it's called Senior Night. You know, so the
football players, the cheerleaders, you know that are all seniors
(03:54):
get you know, well this apparently it's on the seventeenth,
but she just told us the date, and there's no
guarantee that anything is planned for these poor senior girls.
(04:15):
And so I've been running around, you know, doing what
I do, being extra, you know, sparking up the cricket
and making things and you know, trying to make sure
because there's ten seniors on the squad. Of course, Lady
(04:35):
G don't just worry about her daughter, she worries about
all ten seniors.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Right.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
So I'm over here, got a sewing machine on one table,
I got sashes on another, bows on another cricket, going wow,
killing myself with a full time job, a part time
job and working here with you, Cornel, Well.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I appreciate you ladies. Thanks, mm hmm, definitely appreciate you.
So that's yeah, it's a lot of work. That's a
lot of work.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
Can I talk?
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Go ahead, go ahead?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
You finished really quick. I had to make.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
T shirts for my daughter's cheering squad, right for every
single kid, every single girl on the cheer squad. I
had to make because I had a heat press, so
I had to print out the logo, the words, pressed
them on the shirt. That was It was like twenty
something shirts.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
That's what I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Man, I had to do that.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
No, but I wanted to talk about being appreciated, right,
so people, people, that's all I got this.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
People.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
So I've been fraying or I went to high school
with somebody, and you know, you you graduate high school,
everybody gets into their lives and they go their separate ways,
right and you know me pretty well, A very forgiving,
(06:21):
very you know, it doesn't really matter what you do.
I just kind of keep on keeping on. You know, Uh,
sometimes what I say hurts, because you know the truth hurts.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Just hold one, set me bring let me bring doves
inside for.
Speaker 7 (06:39):
No problem.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Douves lady G's doing a story time, so hold just
hold your.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Thoughts high doves.
Speaker 7 (06:51):
H m hmm.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
So anyway, been friends with with this person, didn't see
each other for around like twenty years wow, and then
I guess about six seven years ago, Uh, we ran
into each other, became friends, all this kind of stuff.
(07:15):
So uh he disappeared yep, you know, so we got
back to being friends again and all this kind of stuff.
So he's a real butthole. Like when you say stuff
that he doesn't like or stuff that makes him uncomfortable,
(07:37):
he starts to act like a real butt, you know.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
And then he'll.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Say he'll say crazy stuff like out of pocket stuff
to make to like push you away. So suffice it
to say, he'll he'll pull me in friend friend friend friend.
And then I say something like something so innocent like
I miss you you, I miss you all the time, right.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Being absolutely I.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Miss dubs.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
So so something is dumb is telling him that I
miss him as a friend or whatever. He's like, don't
nobody want to hear that?
Speaker 7 (08:21):
Ship.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
I'm like, what like that?
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Yes, like he does that, but he does that stuff
all the time. Right, So anyway, fast forward, fast forward,
it's like this on again, off again friendship where I
get tired of being treated like garbage as a friend.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
You know, I've been there to help, you know, favors.
You know, just what friends do. You know, you lean
on each other absolutely, So it's just always been one sided.
And just when I think he's starting to come out
of his show, you know, he's starting to come out
(09:06):
of his show and be a nicer type of guy,
I'll say something that I would usually say, you know,
something understanding, something accepting, and then he does the whole
crap over again. So straw Straw broke Camel's back.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
I guess yesterday.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
So anyway, you know, we get to a point where
he's like, you know what, I can't talk to you anymore,
and so I'll say fine. Months will go by, he'll
contact me again, and I'm like this. I give people
whoever gives me energy, I give them energy back. You know,
I give people what they give me. I'm very forgiving,
(09:50):
you know, go to church, you know, do all those things.
I live my life, right I'm a very There's not
a lot of women out there like me right now.
So he I guess he went on, you know, like
sometimes you guys, when you're thinking about stuff, you kind
(10:12):
of go, you disappear for a little while, you go
through your stuff. You know, you you handle what you
need to handle, and then you come back to life,
you come back to the world, right. So I guess
he had went through that, and so I was like, hey, stranger,
I haven't seen you in a while. He's like, yeah,
i've been, you know, cutting people off. And because he
(10:33):
started going to church too, so so I was like, great,
you know, I hope you know, you grow and you
get what you need. So he had disappeared for a while,
and he basically said he's been, you know, cutting people
out of his life, cutting off the fat.
Speaker 7 (10:50):
You know.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
I was like great.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
And you know how they say, you know, you're in
people's lives for a reason, a season or a lifetime, right,
So I was joking around. I was like, oh, so
you texted me. I guess that means my season's over, right,
And you just texted me to let me know. He's
like no, you see, He's like, no, your season is
still seasoning. And I was like, you're funny.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
So all of the above.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
And some sugar and some sugar and some sugar so
basically I'm like, okay, no problem. But one thing that like,
I'm not great with small talk. You guys, you guys
know me. Every conversation that we had turns into a
deep conversation. Right, So clearly, over the years I have
(11:43):
realized he has difficulty with other people's feelings, and so
when people share feelings with him, he hides, he runs,
he pushes people away, does all this. So I'm not
great with small talk. But every couple of days I'll
get a text, good morning, God bless you, you know,
(12:03):
and that's it.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
That's it now, as friends, Hello.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
What happened?
Speaker 7 (12:25):
Yo? She probably forgot to pay her WiFi bill? You know,
Comcast South Jersey got Comcast, I mean Comcast got South Jersey.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
So like, I mean, she didn't disappear, so it's gotta
be some with her sounds. The story was getting good too.
Speaker 7 (12:44):
Yeah, I know, right, you know what I'm saying, like, like, yo,
you know what she might as well just say, Yo,
I'm gona tell your bedtime story Once upon a time
the end, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Like, I mean, she's still in the room.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Summer's to happen, all right, Well, well we'll catch up
with it when she comes back, so so too, dubs.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Tuesday to Tuesday? How is your week?
Speaker 7 (13:14):
Bro? Bro? I mean from Tuesday to Tuesday? Yeah, it
was long. It was you know what I'm saying. It
was testing, you know, like my girl, my baby girl
was in the hospital from Yeah, I'm saying, I thank
god she's a better y. Like, yeah, man, long week.
(13:39):
But you know what though, like where the trips are
stacked against you. You know what I mean? You still gamble, son,
You still gamble? Feel me now now? Like you know,
like it was very you know, it was long and
challenging what I'm saying, in every aspect mentally, emotionally, physically, spiritually,
(14:01):
and every aspect there was just like challenging physically.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Yeah, hold up, I'm here, Hold on a minute, Sorry
about that? All right? Yeah my bad?
Speaker 7 (14:18):
Are we having technical difficulties?
Speaker 3 (14:20):
I don't know what the hell is going on tonight?
Speaker 7 (14:23):
Bro, What I'm telling you, man, you know what I'm saying,
like like you know, like like yo, you know what
as of late, like all phones have been acting crazy,
like all services like I noticed that, like you know,
like Verizon, you know what I'm saying. You know, Verizon,
like they're not going to say that they got hacked.
But I think that they got hacked, you know what
(14:44):
I mean, that's my belief. T mobile ass. They always
acted up. Yeah, man, I ran bomb in Israel.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
All right that we we don't Yeah.
Speaker 7 (15:00):
Yeah, I'm just saying, you know, like like yo, you
know what's yo?
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Yo?
Speaker 7 (15:03):
It is something to talk about, man, because it's like
it's like you know what I'm saying, like the like
the ips, you know what I'm saying, Like I have
a son, you know, and and yo, you know what
if you've been paying attention, they you know what I'm saying.
They brought the draft back up for a reason. I'm
gonna tell my son, Yo, I'd rather you go to jail.
(15:25):
I rather Yo, I'd rather you dodge it. You know.
And it was like, wow, you went to the army.
I'm like, bro, you'll be I'm like, there's nothing but
a pawn of the chessboard. That's what you really are,
you know, a pawn in the chessboard. So you know, like,
(15:47):
and I don't know what I'm saying. I don't want
you coming back. You know, look like a look like
a one armed puppet. You know what I'm saying. He
was like, I don't know what you're talking about. Like, okay,
be that fool that goes, you know what I'm saying,
comes back with one leg, but you're driving a Camaro,
you know what I mean, Like they give you a
Camaro and then you lost your legs. So I mean,
(16:13):
besides that, you know what I'm saying, Like, my birthday
was a Sunday.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Who I'm sure if Lady Lady G was in the room,
she's saying happy birthday.
Speaker 7 (16:25):
Too, yo, Like Yo, she just disappeared out of nowhere.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
No, she's still in the room. She can hear us.
Speaker 7 (16:34):
She probably had the bubble guns, the beg's. She's like,
you know what, she probably like, you know, through a
fart and like it was a white one. Oh heavens,
Heavens to America, Troit. Even she put everything on.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
She can hear everything.
Speaker 7 (16:51):
Yeah, I'm about to get cursed out for that one.
And she hears this right now, she's gonna be like
its mother, Hey, thank you appreciate that. Hey thanks? Oh
yeah that's my dude. Yeah man, but like like yo,
(17:16):
you know yeah bro, she bounced should be back, yeah, man,
but you know, taking care about you know my baby
girl man and ship yeah, and then like you know,
and and and then like you know what I'm saying,
like like myther daughter lives down the Florida and the
(17:38):
path of the hurricane and stuff.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Mm hm.
Speaker 7 (17:41):
So you know, like I actually got in contact with him.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
You good lady, g.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
I've been good. But I think Deves was talking about me.
Speaker 7 (17:59):
Pay your WIFEI bill? How about that?
Speaker 4 (18:03):
I was right here on the screen. Wasn't nothing wrong
with my WiFi?
Speaker 5 (18:06):
Bill?
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:07):
So I'm saying you were on the screw. We couldn't
hear a word you were saying, like all of a sudden,
the sound just cut off.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
I heard doves. I couldn't hear you, Cornel. I even
chatted you and you didn't answer.
Speaker 7 (18:18):
Because we don't do that. We don't do that. I
see puts.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
I don't know what.
Speaker 7 (18:26):
I'm gonna tell you. What happened me.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
Under the bus talking about you know, put her to
bed story time? Okay, so I had a long story.
Speaker 7 (18:36):
So what no no no no no no no no.
I was like, yo, hold up. I was yo, but
I was like yo, hold up. I was like, yo,
knew what this look I say, knew what this sounded
like it's like you're like once upon a time, the end,
go to sleep. You know what I'm saying, because the
story was incomplete, That's what I'm trying to say. It
(18:59):
was a putting me the bad. I'm here listening, I'm like,
this is interesting.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
It was good. It was an interesting and all that.
Speaker 7 (19:04):
All of a sudden, you know what I'm saying. Comcast
was like, yo, you ain't paying yo, your fifteen cents
short in your wife.
Speaker 6 (19:10):
Got I ain't got Comcast.
Speaker 7 (19:12):
The Verizon said, yore fifteen cents short, We're gonna cut
you off.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
Yeah, but I was here, I'm like, hello, okay, y'all
hear me.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Yeah. We couldn't hear a word yo, yo.
Speaker 7 (19:27):
Yo. Know honestly, I really thought that, you know, like
like you like try to pass a sound of part.
Speaker 8 (19:32):
But like it became like a I heard what you said.
Speaker 7 (19:36):
You know what I'm saying, and you had the begs.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
All right, you know what, let's let's get back toly geez.
Speaker 7 (19:45):
Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Story It was good. It was it was getting really good. Yeah.
That's why we were like, yo, what happened.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Was no, because I don't know what happened.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
So anyway.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
So I just can't stand just good mornings. Is there
a conversation? Are we gonna have a conversation?
Speaker 9 (20:03):
Right?
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Even friends hang out, they talk once in a while,
you know all this stuff. He wouldn't even like him
And I never even spoke on the telephone, Like He's like,
I'm not a phone person. So I'm like, you know what,
I can't with you? Everything was always text text text text.
But we used to we used to like go out
to the movie, like we used to hang out. But
(20:25):
he stopped doing that or whatever. He said, he's cutting
people off. And he says, your season is seasoning. Still
I'm like, okay, no problem, checulator. So he would ask
me to do favors, like you know, I do what
I do for a living, and so he would ask information,
and you know, I'm all about helping people, right. So
(20:49):
I don't know what was going on with me Monday.
Maybe I was just like extra tire. But I usually
don't hear from him on the weekends. Uh, and so
so in my head, I'm thinking, now it's Monday, watch
me get another good morning. God bless you have a
great day, right, watch me get that. Sure enough, I
(21:12):
get home from the gym at like eight something in
the morning, and I get the good morning God bless
you have a great week. Right, I'm like, oh, so
he's texting me once on Monday for the whole entire week.
That's great. What kind of friends are we? We've known
each other for like thirty years. What kind of friends
(21:33):
are we?
Speaker 5 (21:34):
Really?
Speaker 4 (21:38):
So I did the thumbs up. Now, if anybody knows me,
knows I can't stand the thumbs up emoji because to me,
the thumbs up means all right, like I don't care,
you know. To me, it's just it's dismissive. Right, Okay,
(21:59):
So when you get me a thumbs up, unless it's
like I'm asking a question like did we get that?
Did we do this, then a thumbs up says yeah, great,
we got that. But if I'm saying something like something
I think deserves an answer or something like that, and
you throwing me a thumbs up, that's basically you telling
me screw you. You know, like I don't care, it's
(22:22):
not important.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Really.
Speaker 6 (22:24):
Yeah, So.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
He sends me that text, and so after all this time,
I'm just like, you know what, I don't care. So
I gave him a thumbs up. He knows how I
feel about that. So he wrote back and sent like
a gift or something like that. He's like, oh, so
it's like that is it? I said, look at it
this way. You always send me these good morning texts,
(22:55):
but there's no follow up. There's no substance, right, you know,
it's just it's just the good morning, Like why do
we even have conversation? Like why do we even bother
saying good morning? If there's no conversation.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
It comes after that, right, absolutely?
Speaker 4 (23:12):
So mind you, that was just a quick interaction and
then he said, you know what, bet guess what your
season's over?
Speaker 7 (23:27):
What yo hold up? Hold up?
Speaker 4 (23:34):
It was like the blessed life or whatever, whatever.
Speaker 7 (23:38):
Your season's over, you fall like the leaves like.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
D So the funny thing was I sent him another
thumbs up, like great, right, actually, because.
Speaker 7 (23:53):
You know you see this, you know you should have done.
You know you should have done. You should have said
Tony Tiger if like great, that.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
Hey, he's the smart behind person that would send one
right back like you can't like he he can't deal
with people's emotions. So over the last three or four years,
he's the one that will be like, we can't be friends.
(24:25):
Let's just stop talking blah blah blah, and I'll say fine.
Just when I get over the friendship.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
He shows back up.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Can ask you a question, do you do you think
that maybe he's he has like something going on, and
then when it's not working out he hits you up.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Then when it's working out, he your season's.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
Over, probably, But my season is over now, like it's
totally done it. I'm no more. You know, those those
those u the TikTok that you see, and it's like
the guys who are trying to bit knowledge about women
and how some of them deserve to be treated wonderfully
(25:10):
or whatever. Well there's this one that says, when she
leaves you for herself, she's not coming back, right. So
nice people, you know, they say, nice guys finish last, right, Well,
even wonderful, sweet people like me who genuinely cares about people,
who's understanding, you know, listens all that it's not weakness.
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It actually makes me strong to be able to continuously
put up with people's bull crap and still be able
to maintain my personality, my loving heart, you know, and
caring about people genuinely. It takes a lot to do
that that's not an easy feat. But I'm also not naive.
I see what people are doing. I'm choosing not to
(25:58):
feed into their stuff, right, I'm choosing that, I'm choosing
to forgive. I'm choosing to move forward.
Speaker 7 (26:06):
So can I say something?
Speaker 6 (26:08):
Go ahead?
Speaker 7 (26:10):
You want to know why nice Scot's finished last? Why
because we're too busy making how women come first? Oh
my god, the way You're right, Jessica.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
People do treat you how you allow them to. So,
I mean I put up boundaries and all that kind
of stuff, like I do let people know how far
they can and cannot go. But I'm not blind, like
I'm not letting anybody do anything I give. I'm one
of those people like I give people enough rope to
(26:46):
hang themselves. But eventually I get to a point where
you're gonna lose me. But once you lose me, I'm gone.
I'm not coming back, Like there's no coming back. Stand
ten down on those founders. Yeah, I mean, I'm good
(27:08):
with the way I you know, I'm I'm I love
the woman that I am, and I'm okay with that.
So anyway, uh so he said that yesterday, So.
Speaker 7 (27:19):
I'm like, all right, let me guess you text you
out today?
Speaker 4 (27:23):
No, no, no, but I have no doubt. I have
no doubt that at some point that text is gonna
come and I'm gonna be excuse me, who's this mm hmmm,
because no, no, my season. You you made it very clear. Oh,
I said, thanks for the clarity. He said, you are
very welcome.
Speaker 7 (27:43):
Oh really, damn Yo, do something sounds really sassy?
Speaker 6 (27:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (27:51):
You ain't gotta tell me twice.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
What I don't don't I don't understand. What I don't
understand is I understand. I don't get.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
What I don't get is that we're friends with someone
for over thirty years.
Speaker 5 (28:04):
Yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
I've been I mean me, I mean, I don't Me
and Doves have been friends. Jesus Christ, wow, I mean
years years, we go way back.
Speaker 4 (28:19):
And then also you're also both guys.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Yeah yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 7 (28:25):
I'm like myself, like, look, you know what, like my Homegirlsha,
and we've been we've been tight since like we were
eight nine years old.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
Absolutely, yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 7 (28:36):
Like, and like she recently got married. She's in Rhode
Island right now, and her and I we rarely had
arguments unless you know what I'm saying. It was something
that you know what I'm saying, I was doing that
was like you know what I'm saying, like on some
dumb ship. Yeah, you know what I'm saying, Like like
(28:57):
you know, like she would argue with me and like,
you know, like we were fight. You know what I'm saying,
what she was trying to give advice. You know what
I'm saying. I like, I like, you know, like when
you're under the influence, because I've been under the influence
of a lot, right, Like I didn't see the you
know what I'm saying, how self destructive I was, and
(29:18):
she was calling me out of my bullshit, and I
don't like it because it was the truth. Yeah, you
know what I'm saying. So like, you know, the truth hurts,
you know what I'm saying, Like nobody wants to know
the truth about themselves, right, So, like she called me
out of my bullshit a lot. You know what I'm saying.
I love her for that, you know because like even
though even even though I dismissed it right then, and
(29:39):
did you know what I'm saying at the point, you
know what I'm saying, Like it took me you know
what I'm saying, like those words they're resonated and took
me days to like phut her up and be like, Yo,
you were right. I'm sorry, you know what I'm saying,
Like now, you know what I'm saying, we could talk
about it. I'm like, yo, looking out, bro, because sometimes
(29:59):
you know what I'm saying, like you all need that
verbal ass whipping. Hang man, their asses. Yo, there's a
lot of there's a lot of you know what I'm saying,
Like Yo, I'm pretty sure I'm saying this right here, Yo,
this right here. You know what I'm saying, Like those sayings,
(30:20):
they're gonna cut those things off too, because somebody's gonna
take it personal. You know what I mean. Like watch,
someone's gonna take you know what I'm saying, Oh you know,
hang man, Oh what are you trying to say that
you know you should do suicide? Someone's gonna take that.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
No, no, nobody, no.
Speaker 7 (30:40):
No, yo. You know what, but you know what, the way,
the way, how sensitive this world is now, stuff like that,
they might take it around with it nothing if you look,
if you.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Look at it, if you look at it, hang man, theirs.
Speaker 7 (30:53):
Just no, no, no, I get it. I get it,
I get it, but yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
What you mean somebody else?
Speaker 7 (31:01):
Oh my god, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
You know, like I get what you mean, but I understand, you.
Speaker 7 (31:07):
Know, like it's that cancel that that canceled culture nonsense
as well.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Well, he's never.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Been canceled, he's been deleted, he's been everything.
Speaker 7 (31:18):
He said that.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
My thing is, once you tell me straight up, once
you can be honest and you come out your mouth
and you say your season's over all right, bye, buddy, bye,
don't come back. Don't come back. I did that to
my brother once too. I spent my whole life. He
(31:39):
kept disowning me, disowning me, disowning me because I said
stuff that was true that he didn't like.
Speaker 6 (31:44):
Right.
Speaker 4 (31:45):
So the last time was after my my little girl
was born.
Speaker 5 (31:50):
He was like, you know what, he's like, you.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
Ain't my sister. No more, don't call me, don't do this,
don't do that.
Speaker 5 (31:56):
I was like, all.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
Right, yeah, we don't do reruns.
Speaker 7 (31:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
I was like, no problem, no lie. Two days later
he called me your truth. I need your hope. I said, hello,
who is this yo? Stop playing tricks?
Speaker 7 (32:11):
This is your brother.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
And I'm like, I don't have a brother. Yeah, I
was like, I don't have a brother. Last I checked. Damn,
somebody disowned me. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Damn. That's that's rough.
Speaker 7 (32:33):
That hurts my hemorrhids. But when he got in.
Speaker 6 (32:39):
Trouble, I'm the one he calls.
Speaker 7 (32:43):
And you know what, later, you know what to switch
up the mood a little bit. Let me tell you
what happened yesterday, Right, I wake up.
Speaker 6 (32:52):
You know what I'm saying, Oh, that's getting my mood
right now.
Speaker 7 (32:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's funny. I wake up, yeah today
morning to a to a sixteen month old baby girl
slapping the dog shit out of me to wake me
up and pulling my you know what I'm saying, pulling
on my bed. I'm like, I had them up right,
pick her up, you know, change the diaper or whatever.
Blah blah blah, you know, go make a food blah
(33:17):
blah blah. Right, I think I put too much black
pepper in them, and you know, and the eggs and stuff,
because I was making myself eggs and I you.
Speaker 4 (33:27):
Put pepper in a baby's eggs.
Speaker 7 (33:30):
No, no, no, I was making my eggs. I didn't
put the black pepper in their eggs. I know, better,
and I ended up sneezing. But when I ended up sneezing,
I pulled the mysel on my neck and I was like,
what kind of old people ship is this? You know
what I'm saying. I was like yo, and like yo,
and my neck is still hurting, you know what I'm saying.
(33:53):
But but but yo, you know what though, like I
do yo, I do recall like when I was working
at Pulled Authority, right, like, this is a dude that
you know, he's he was a couple of years ago.
He was the same age as I am. Now I'm
not I'm not giving out my age, but those who
know me know you know what I'm saying. It's up there.
So this dude literally sneezed right and slipped some disk.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
In his back.
Speaker 7 (34:17):
He was like, oh, my back is He was like, ah,
and you follow the ground. He's like I can't move
and we're here laughing at him. Right, He's like my
back And I remember telling him. I was like, that's
what you get for letting your wife Peggy so hard. John,
Like they literally had to like literally they literally came in.
Speaker 8 (34:35):
He had to take it allways, Yo, That's what I
told you That's what I told my ex coworker years ago,
Like this dude's on the floor crying and stuff, right,
and we're here laughing at his pain.
Speaker 7 (34:46):
And he was like, you know what, when you get
to my age, you're going to experience something like this.
Guaranteed this dude wasn't lying, because Joe, when I sneezed, right,
I couldn't. I could have like I could have opened
my jaw right, I'm saying, like, it hurt to open
my jaw right, It hurt to look to my right,
you know, like even driving us today have to drive
(35:07):
with one hand, you know what I'm saying, Like I
felt like I was having like a mini stroke. What
I'm saying, Bro, that ship hurt, you know, you know,
like and I'm like, damn that check engine light is
on on my body again. Damn it, I'm getting old shipping.
How was the oh look, look, look, whopeated WiFi bill?
Speaker 5 (35:33):
Hello, I just got home.
Speaker 7 (35:38):
Oh oh, so, so how's running the So how is
it running the concentration camps? Whatever you do ethnic ethnic cleansing.
Speaker 5 (35:49):
Yeah, yeah, it's going. I'm missing the VP debate right now.
I just want you to know that.
Speaker 7 (36:00):
Yo, you know, you know, Twitter is like one of
those like real free spaces, right, but basically you can
say anything. How the fuck did I get banned? Yo?
You could say anything on Twitter.
Speaker 9 (36:15):
You mustn't send something really bad because it takes share
porn on Twitter?
Speaker 5 (36:21):
Yo.
Speaker 7 (36:23):
Yo, you can share porn on Twitter? Yo? Like like yo,
you know, ex whatever, you know what I'm saying, Like like, yo,
you know what you got all these only fans you
know what I'm saying, bros? Like showing them. You know
what I'm saying Vagina's and showing them, you know, like
you know what I'm saying, sucking an engine out of muffler, yo,
Like it's crazy, right, but but you see the comments.
By the way, best alarm clock, Yeah for real? No,
(36:49):
my daughter, you know what I'm saying. What she does
is that she pokes my left eye all the time,
like then she pulls on my bed, that she slaps
me on my right on the right side of my face.
Well like.
Speaker 4 (37:02):
People the way you let them to.
Speaker 7 (37:10):
Say. But but yo, you know what, I wake up
and I wake up She's there clapping her hands laughing.
Well you know what, what.
Speaker 5 (37:17):
Kind of baby sleeping in your bed?
Speaker 9 (37:19):
Bro?
Speaker 10 (37:20):
Yo?
Speaker 7 (37:20):
What kind of diabolical ship is that. You know what
I'm saying, She's gonna be a menace, bro like, but
I love it. I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 4 (37:29):
Two months my little girl was in her own bed,
I was not playing Yo.
Speaker 7 (37:34):
Look man, you know what, it's fun sleeping next tw
it though, you know what I'm saying, because like I said.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
You know what, say that all her fingers, all her
fingers are up your nose and in your holes, and.
Speaker 7 (37:46):
Hey, hey, hey, say anything that.
Speaker 5 (37:54):
My daughter nurse.
Speaker 4 (37:55):
So I would wake up, walk to her room, give
her the booby, and then put her back to bed
and go back.
Speaker 7 (38:02):
To my boobies, break New York bubes. Right, So like
so so Twitter, right, you know, like who's gonna be president?
Speaker 3 (38:16):
Your daughter? That's what she's saying.
Speaker 7 (38:18):
Oh yeah, yeah, you know what, you know what? She
runs ship here? So I got banned on Twitter, right
because like so like like some dude who said some
racists that he called me a monkey, right, and I'm like, oh,
you know, and and he called me the N word
with a hard R, right, And I was like, we
(38:43):
hold out, hold on, hold on that dude, And then
you know, I replied to him and and then like
he and he called me like an Alabama windchime. I
started laughing on that when I was Yo, that's how
we that's how we're doing. I was like, all right,
bet so now so so. So I go looking through
his profile, right, and I see that he had lung cancer.
Speaker 6 (39:06):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 7 (39:08):
So I go back to him, right, I was like,
I know why you hate black people as you hate.
You hate black people, but you're okay with the black
heads on your face, right. You hate black pepper ship,
you even hate your lungs because they're black. You know
what I'm saying. You here and your post said your
pro life, but you're gonna die. How does that work? O? Yo?
(39:30):
I got reported for that because they said I was
harassing him, bullying.
Speaker 5 (39:36):
Because he was doing the same exact thing too.
Speaker 7 (39:39):
Yeah yeah, but but yo, you know what you didn't
put not for what. I don't report people in the nitch,
you know, like like yo, yo, dude, yo, dude, literally
you know what I'm saying. I literally just told him.
I was like, oh, I see why you hate black people, yo.
You you hate everything black, black pepper, black kids on
the piano, your lungs because they're black. You know, you're here.
(40:04):
You're here. You know, Champing is pro life ship. But
yet and about three months you're about to die. You
know what else I told him? I was said, yeo, Tulsa,
and I said him, oh my god.
Speaker 5 (40:17):
Maybe that's the one that got him really upset.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 7 (40:23):
Yeah. The next thing, you know, you know, like I
go ahead with you know what I'm saying, harassing and
bullying and like summer they band and ship, but you
know what I'm saying, Like it was just funny though.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
Yeah, that's crazy. That Alabama one ship was hilarious.
Speaker 7 (40:36):
Bro Yo, it was. I ain't gonna lie, you know
what I'm saying. But I commented him back pretty good
to the point he got mad that he reported me, well,
I mean, you know they that they can't take it. Yeah,
you know what I'm saying, It's just a joke, you
know what I'm saying. I mean, you was joking on.
Speaker 5 (40:55):
Me, Like I don't get that.
Speaker 9 (40:56):
Like people are keyboard warriors, but they get hurt, Like
aren't you the one coming here talking ship it's.
Speaker 5 (41:02):
Saying it's the horrible things and people.
Speaker 9 (41:05):
Are calling you out and you are getting upset about it,
like come.
Speaker 7 (41:08):
On, ye Yeah, No, Honestly, I was like, I was like, bro,
you know what I'm saying. You know, like you can
probably take a dick, but you can't take a jail.
That's funny. That's really funny.
Speaker 3 (41:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
So so we got we got dubs, we got Lady
G TG Tuesday, Tuesday?
Speaker 3 (41:31):
How you doing.
Speaker 7 (41:35):
T n T Tuesday and Thursdays? You ready to know
what the TM T stands for?
Speaker 3 (41:43):
TG? How is you?
Speaker 2 (41:44):
How was your week from Tuesday to Tuesday? That's what
I'm asking It's wonderful.
Speaker 5 (41:49):
No, it's not wonderful.
Speaker 3 (41:51):
Somebody's WiFi just got cut off.
Speaker 5 (41:53):
Again, not mine. I don't know.
Speaker 9 (42:00):
We are like impending on a World War three right now.
So I'd say my week is fabulous because I'm not
in it. But this that's going on in our world
right now is crazy.
Speaker 7 (42:16):
I was just you know what I'm saying, Like I
just told hold on about it. I was like, bro,
you know what I'm saying. They got the draft out right,
you know what I'm saying, Like they'll think about like,
you know, getting the draft.
Speaker 5 (42:26):
Out now, did they?
Speaker 9 (42:28):
Because that was just having a conversation about this, what
is the official thing on the draft? Because someone I
know who is young had said that they were talking
about that Biden did put in something about a draft
than anyone under twenty six.
Speaker 5 (42:44):
Now is that true?
Speaker 7 (42:45):
Now I heard something like that. Now see now now, yo,
you know what, think about it real quick, right. They
did this like in the middle of the summer, as
if they knew something was coming.
Speaker 5 (42:54):
Of course they is coming, you know.
Speaker 7 (42:56):
What I'm saying, like like, Yo, you know what, man,
this whole you know what I'm saying, Like this whole
world is the theater and we're just you know, I'm
saying people in the studio audience watching this shit.
Speaker 9 (43:07):
I mean, the issues with the Islamic Republic have been
happening since the first George Bush.
Speaker 7 (43:12):
So this is this has been happening. This has been
happening since you know what I'm saying, since way beyond,
way beyond nineteen forty eight, way beyond everything, man, Like,
it's been happening since you know what I'm saying, like
basically the beginning of time.
Speaker 4 (43:27):
Yeah, since Moses took the slaves out of Pharaoh exactly.
Speaker 5 (43:31):
I mean wars.
Speaker 9 (43:32):
Yes, this is a constant thing always, there's always a
thing for power that that never goes away. I mean,
it's twenty twenty four, we're still dealing with that with
dictatorships in different countries. You would have thought out that
by now it wouldn't be like that, but apparently we're
still there in a lot of places.
Speaker 3 (43:51):
And so that's how you.
Speaker 9 (43:56):
Bro I'm alive and I don't have to like fight
in any wars, and I'm not getting bombed at. We're
not getting bombs right now anyway.
Speaker 7 (44:09):
Yeah, yeah, you know what, you do have to fight
a wars sometimes sometimes you have to fighter with yourself.
Speaker 5 (44:15):
I mean I find my inner wars every day.
Speaker 9 (44:18):
Yeah, this is where we need like little what's it called,
like audio clips and stuff.
Speaker 3 (44:29):
I'm learning how to use it.
Speaker 5 (44:32):
Oh, nice to use it.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
Forget about it.
Speaker 9 (44:35):
Okay, because there's definitely a few things in there. Emotional
damage definitely needs to be one of them.
Speaker 3 (44:42):
You know what I got.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
You know, I actually have some sound clips in it already.
But the problem is I can hear it, but on
playback it doesn't. I don't hear it. Oh we would
hear it live, but playback it won't hear it.
Speaker 3 (44:58):
So I'm trying to figure out how to work that out.
But I got the I got.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
The the cry from intervention.
Speaker 3 (45:09):
Okay, the one cry for intervention.
Speaker 7 (45:12):
By the way, he passed away, did Yeah.
Speaker 3 (45:16):
Oh man, I got that. I got uh. I got
the rock saying it doesn't matter what your name is
or some ship like that. I got.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
I got the bomb, the explosion, I got the horn,
and I got bugs bugs bunny saying shut up.
Speaker 7 (45:36):
You know what one you should get?
Speaker 3 (45:37):
Yeah, I'm gonna get a couple of them.
Speaker 7 (45:39):
So that that that the one with how about you know,
how about getting one from training? They went on when
all get shot in the ass? Make you mother shot?
Speaker 5 (45:59):
Yeah you get Is there a sound clip of the
South Park Greeps? You know, the member ones immember? I'm member, Yeah,
I can.
Speaker 3 (46:09):
Probably I could probably find that. Yo.
Speaker 7 (46:13):
You know what you used to get a soundtrack of
Kendrick Lamar is like yo, Kendall Lamar, right, was just
trying to strike a chord and it's probably a minor.
Speaker 5 (46:24):
That's for all our pedophile conversations, right.
Speaker 7 (46:27):
Though, Yeah, the chord it was probably a minor.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
So all right, So yeah we got so what I
got here? I got a whole lot of pages. Yeah
you can't see, but I went to a couple of
news outlets to get this list.
Speaker 5 (46:50):
Oh my god, on this P did E thing.
Speaker 3 (46:52):
It's it's a fucking list.
Speaker 9 (46:55):
I mean, I believe it though, But think of how
many people like in show business that in some way
or another have met or done something with P Diddy.
Speaker 5 (47:09):
He is a very well known figure.
Speaker 3 (47:12):
Like we're not we're not saying we're not saying that
anything and.
Speaker 7 (47:16):
Another thing that's just been seen and another thing too, right,
you know what I'm saying, Like I'm pretty sure everyone
in Hollywood knew about his parties on what was going on.
You know what I'm saying. You know what everybody entertainment,
You know what I'm saying, Like you know about anything
and everything. You know what I'm saying, You just keep
you know what I'm saying, Like mostly just keep a
moving a mind of business, they.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Say, but they think, but think about it. Then if
you've seen shit happening and he turned the other cheek,
you know what I'm sing.
Speaker 7 (47:46):
That's what they were doing at of course you're just
just bad anek mill. He was definitely turning to the
other cheek with Diddy, Like literally literally that's what.
Speaker 9 (47:59):
I'm saying, Like, there's we we had the conversation last
week about why a man probably wouldn't come out and
admit to things. But let's be real, when women come
out and say things, nobody fucking believes them.
Speaker 2 (48:14):
So now listen, now hold up that that that isn't
that isn't true because all those women, all those women,
all those women that claim Bill Cosby gave them the
roofie back in nineteen seventy something and he got but
he got busted for it.
Speaker 9 (48:31):
Now, I mean, but it was to say that those
women then didn't say something, but because it was Bill
Cosby that the cheek was turned.
Speaker 5 (48:43):
Okay, this is what I'm saying, Like, think about that.
There's a lot of people that see things.
Speaker 9 (48:50):
Look at all that shit about like the Nickelodeon, fucking
kids and everything.
Speaker 7 (48:56):
See what I mean? Yo? Yo, social media man, that's
why they'd away with most of my pages.
Speaker 3 (49:02):
Man, Like, oh wait a minute, wait.
Speaker 7 (49:05):
You manifested that ship about my comment. I just got
warned to delete minds comment on that. Oh shit, bro, bro, bro,
You know what, I haven't been on Facebook of two years,
like a year and a half, two years because of that.
You know what I'm saying? Like, Like, yo, I was
literally on my final warning before you ban me permanently,
I'll ban myself, thank you very much.
Speaker 5 (49:25):
I'll show myself out, yeah for real.
Speaker 7 (49:27):
You know what I'm saying. I don't worry. I'll i'll yo,
you know what, I'll djjaz Jeff myself out the door.
Speaker 6 (49:32):
Thank you.
Speaker 7 (49:33):
Damn I do. I'll do it myself.
Speaker 5 (49:36):
Yeah, but I don't want to hear that ship that
people believe women they do not. Okay, there's so many
instances where women heard.
Speaker 9 (49:45):
You know, a lot of domestic violence situations, a lot
of and if it's if the police are involved, like
if it's the husband, who's the police officer that beats
the ship out.
Speaker 5 (49:55):
Of his wife?
Speaker 9 (49:57):
I mean there's a lot out there.
Speaker 5 (50:00):
I believe this is like a common thing in history.
Speaker 7 (50:03):
Excuse me, Yes, that police officer was being the ship
out of his wife. Maybe she can do a better
job in the kitchen.
Speaker 5 (50:09):
I knew you're gonna say.
Speaker 7 (50:10):
You know what I'm saying. Don't you know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying, Like like, yo, you know
what if he comes home and there's rice and beans
and she deserves to get asked for because everyone knows
it's this, that's it rice and pink beans. Yo.
Speaker 3 (50:29):
Know, it don't depend.
Speaker 5 (50:33):
It depends what home you walk into. You walk into
the human house, you're not going to have that.
Speaker 7 (50:38):
Okay, then you don't roll like that.
Speaker 5 (50:40):
That might be the way, but that's not.
Speaker 7 (50:45):
Like everybody prepared prepared to be at the hands of things.
Then you know what I'm saying, like like, yo, you
know what? Like Yo, you know what it is? Man?
You know what I'm saying, Like like, Yo, you know what?
It's sacrilegious period.
Speaker 9 (50:59):
What religious is taking catch up and putting it on
top of that?
Speaker 5 (51:06):
I don't know what. It's not going to matter is
in context to black Oh hell no, black race is
good motal.
Speaker 7 (51:20):
Like, Yo, you know what I mean I'm saying, man Like, look,
you know what I also like, it's you know what
I'm saying, it's a match made in heaven. Anything else?
You know, Like if the cop beats his wife because
of that, I'm turning a blond eye. I'm like, oh
she did that. That's a crime within itself. You know
(51:40):
what arrest is peasants?
Speaker 9 (51:42):
We might be fucking fighting over kans of dog food,
like holy shit. Also, there is a strike going on
in the porch.
Speaker 5 (51:49):
We know this right, like so many things happening.
Speaker 7 (51:53):
But but but but hold on though, I mean like
like I don't know how to feel about that, because, Yo,
you know what them works be getting some bread apparently
not enough.
Speaker 5 (52:03):
There's something they're not happy about. Think about it. Like
also prices going up. Who's seeing that money? It's not
the worker.
Speaker 9 (52:12):
So yeah, people are gonna get pissed. They want their money.
They're working a lot of hours. It's not easy work.
Speaker 7 (52:19):
Food shortage, yeah, because you know what's the space buying
up like half the farms.
Speaker 5 (52:29):
Bill Gates the station going on out there.
Speaker 7 (52:33):
Bill gets out there buying up all the farms and shit.
Speaker 9 (52:35):
So I mean Bill Gates at Microsoft is trying to
buy three Mile Island. Do you guys know about three
Mile Island over here?
Speaker 5 (52:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (52:42):
The nuclear power plant that failed.
Speaker 5 (52:43):
In Middletown, Pennsylvania.
Speaker 9 (52:45):
Yes, sir, I live in Middletown, Okay, I drive past
that thing.
Speaker 5 (52:49):
I see them. So in four years they're planning on
I guess, trying to reopen one of the reactors or something.
Speaker 9 (52:59):
I have no idea in my mind. I'm just like,
I don't understand. I didn't feel once why are we
trying again? I don't know, but so they're doing something
now so people are see. But I feel like a
lot of this buying paper towels and toilet paper shit
is is just the like an insecurity thing that people
(53:22):
have when there's even bad weather and stuff like that. Like,
you do not ship that much. There's just no way.
And if you do, there's issues that you should be
looking into, because God, damn, no one needs like bulks
of toilet paper, Like calm down. Maybe maybe if people
wouldn't buy so much in bulk, people would actually be
(53:44):
able to still get the ship they need.
Speaker 7 (53:46):
Hey, you remember COVID, the first thing people went for
was toilet paper and paper towels. I was like, yes,
and animals.
Speaker 5 (53:53):
They left me toilet paper.
Speaker 7 (53:55):
Hey, you know, but you know what I'm saying. I
mean whatever, but you know, like one thing I do remember.
I was like, all right, so you so your bass
is one of you know what I'm saying about the
toilet paper, Fine with me. I took all the ram
and soup. I'm taking the last one. So God was like,
(54:16):
no more soup left. There's no more soup left, damn right,
there no more super.
Speaker 9 (54:25):
I can't see you, Like going around a grocery store
and purpose just to fuck with people, taking the last
of everything while they're there, Like looking at something during
that time, just to be like, oh, oh you wanted this.
Speaker 5 (54:39):
Oh that's too bad, but.
Speaker 7 (54:44):
I'll take that. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (54:49):
You want to let apple crumb donut? Sorry?
Speaker 7 (54:54):
Man, you know what that?
Speaker 5 (54:56):
Oh my bad? I'm taking that? Thanks?
Speaker 7 (54:58):
Oh is that yours? Look? My had licked my fingers,
mine mine like my like my man from scary movie
to with a mester pan. Take my hand my germs?
Speaker 5 (55:21):
Oh yes, crazy shit is happening. Oh, there's just so much.
What are we gonna do? Guys?
Speaker 7 (55:31):
Oh my goodness, yo, you know what I mean. This
is organized chaos, man, we're talking about.
Speaker 5 (55:38):
She said, you used to have a case of lisol.
Speaker 9 (55:40):
Dam My best friend uses lysol on the daily, even
before COVID was the thing. So she has like a
lysol spray can that she uses at work and she
doesn't get sick, but everyone else at work gets sick.
Speaker 5 (55:57):
Nah, she keep says it clean. It's uh, germs are
so easily spread by your hands. That's why we're supposed
to be washing our hands, especially after the bathroom hear
that men, you should be washing your hands after using
the bathroom, even if it is to pee. I can't
(56:20):
tell you how many men I know don't wash your hands.
It's disgusting.
Speaker 7 (56:26):
And then you're never to touch your neck, hey, tg
with their penis hands.
Speaker 5 (56:33):
Exactly. I don't want that.
Speaker 7 (56:35):
Go wash your hands, crumbs from the crumbs from the foreskin.
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (56:50):
Right now?
Speaker 7 (56:56):
Yo? You know what song I was? You know song
I was listening to that I ever heard of a
long time, but I don't know for some reason, I
decided to put it on today. You ever heard that
song King Miss of Detachable Penis?
Speaker 5 (57:08):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (57:10):
Yo, that ship?
Speaker 5 (57:13):
Well you've never heard this song?
Speaker 7 (57:15):
No? I did, Like, you know, you know what I
heard that? Like the first time I heard it was
on Beas and butt Head. Damn, that's old.
Speaker 5 (57:24):
It was for real. I didn't even know that was
on Beas in my head.
Speaker 7 (57:27):
No, that was the first time I heard it. You
know what I'm saying. It was on Beavis and butthead
and it was like back in the nineties, yea. And
I'm like, yo, he's talking about the detachable penis, right.
So I was like, Yo, this song is weird but funny,
but it's weird. I went to Forard to single just
because it was just funny.
Speaker 2 (57:42):
Did you know you're the one that that they had
on South Park with it was? It was actually done
by a couple of dudes and the South Park kids
were singing it. It was what what in the butt?
I said, what what?
Speaker 5 (57:57):
No, they did it? They did in the butt song?
Speaker 2 (58:01):
Yeah, oh, one episode and it was one the part
of the song when he goes when he says, you
want to do it on butt?
Speaker 5 (58:10):
But that song is ridiculous. The video is even crazier. God,
oh my god, you guys are nuts. Yep, that's a
consensus for sure. My dingling. Oh there's another song too.
(58:37):
Wait is it about giving blowjobs or something? Not to
put it in your mouth song? It's another song and
I remember it. It was a bad song.
Speaker 7 (58:48):
Uh head, it's head Doggie style was my favorite position
to switch the dish.
Speaker 5 (58:54):
No, it's not a rap song, so I can't remember it.
Speaker 9 (58:58):
But my friend would play it at the bar and
every night and the one time he played it there
was like a family eating at the bar.
Speaker 3 (59:05):
Oh my god, he was like, what what, there's a
there's also a song. I don't know if it's a
country song or something.
Speaker 5 (59:14):
I was we were to find that song.
Speaker 2 (59:16):
I was at a place called the Hilltop, hanging out,
chilling and this song recently.
Speaker 4 (59:23):
No oh, because there's this Mexican country singer out that
I've been seeing videos and he's talking about sixty nine
and all this stuff.
Speaker 5 (59:32):
Oh my god, we just jacked up country music.
Speaker 3 (59:35):
Yeah, but this one was called it was called Tits
and ass.
Speaker 7 (59:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (59:41):
I was like, what the fuck is this about? And
it was just hits.
Speaker 5 (59:43):
And let me tell you, there's a lot of songs
that are very very dirty, yo, yo, you know what
like songs.
Speaker 7 (59:54):
There's these like Red Hill Podcasters right then Fresh and
Fit right, Okay, what what what in them? Was like
Sudanese like he goes by the name of Marin Gaines,
but I found out his real name, right and he
was playing the y like like these dudes, right, they
(01:00:15):
they rented the boat and they're supposed to have like
some OnlyFans girls there and some dudes. They played like
three thousand dollars to get on this boat, right, just
to be dancing by themselves, playing a song called booty
quef mm hmm.
Speaker 5 (01:00:29):
What the booty queen, y'all stop.
Speaker 7 (01:00:36):
Booty queef.
Speaker 5 (01:00:38):
Why haven't we made a song? Is what I'm trying
to understand.
Speaker 9 (01:00:40):
If there's these horrible songs out there that needs money somehow, Oh.
Speaker 7 (01:00:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, we should start a group
right now. It will be Simon Phoenix and the Tea Baggers.
Simon Phoenix? Is that lift the nets?
Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
Not like.
Speaker 7 (01:01:05):
Not like like yeah, man, I mean like these songs outrageous, man,
They're egregious, They're they're like.
Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
You know what, you know what song? You know what
song is crazy? It's not it's not crazy because it's
it's just crazy because it's crazy. The intro to the
Black Sheep albummer the Black Sheep Back in the Day.
Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
The he said, he said, kicked it up.
Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
Wait wait man, pop got mad because mom got licked.
I didn't give a fuck, So I shot him in
the dick, hungry ass. Fuck mom, keep mom kept so
I shot in the face, he said, stepped on the toe.
Speaker 7 (01:01:53):
Yo.
Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
It was outrageous, bro. It was the funniest ship I
ever heard.
Speaker 7 (01:02:00):
You know what there is domestic violence song was you
know what I mean, mister?
Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
That ship was funny.
Speaker 7 (01:02:09):
That was the disrespect on that song was it was outrageous.
I was like, yo, I was like like I remember
smoking right, And I was like, holy ship, that is left. Yo.
This was funny as Yo. I didn't even know that star.
Speaker 5 (01:02:24):
I didn't know you know what.
Speaker 7 (01:02:28):
I knew that, Yo. You know what. There's another one
murder she wrote Remember that dance too. It was about abortion.
Speaker 5 (01:02:37):
Oh damn. I was on the floor, crazy grind and
all that listen to it.
Speaker 7 (01:02:45):
Pregnant yo, for real.
Speaker 5 (01:02:50):
Song Bro, that's set everyone up. Everyone up, Yo.
Speaker 7 (01:02:57):
That song was about abortion.
Speaker 5 (01:02:58):
Oh man, that's.
Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
Oh ship. I know this is a little girl name is.
Speaker 7 (01:03:08):
Bro. I got a little murder it bro.
Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:03:14):
Yo. First off, you know, I'm saying, who's listened to
the who's listening to the lyrics? When we grinding on
a piece of ass?
Speaker 9 (01:03:20):
Everyone really understand what they were saying though, either I
know this is their name is Maxie.
Speaker 5 (01:03:27):
I know you're listening trying to figure out the lyrics.
Speaker 9 (01:03:29):
So if you ever heard about you only say I
don't know why.
Speaker 5 (01:03:36):
Murder, Bro murder.
Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
At that point, at that point, you were getting pregnant already, yo, Bro, Bro,
you know what at.
Speaker 7 (01:03:45):
That point, at that point you at that point you
grinding and ship, You're like, you're like two forty. You
know what I'm saying. You got like two forties in
your system and a blunt. You know what I'm saying.
You're not thinking about the lyrics.
Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
You're pregnant already.
Speaker 7 (01:03:59):
Forget Yo, who's at the house party? Listen to that song?
Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
The lyrics?
Speaker 7 (01:04:04):
So we don't she wrote that was it? Uh?
Speaker 5 (01:04:13):
That's true. They do want some strong ass accents.
Speaker 7 (01:04:17):
You know. Yeah, Yo, you know what? And and you
know what it's. It's it's shameful in my part because
like my mom is having to make it and have
to throb, and I should be understanding this ship. You
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (01:04:29):
Yeah, No, you know disgrace?
Speaker 3 (01:04:31):
Oh my god, man, hilarious.
Speaker 7 (01:04:34):
You know what I'm saying, Yo, You know what? Let
me be like the Asians, you know what I'm saying,
Grandma Samurai, I saw it fall on my knees and
look at my dad and be like father, I failed
you and stab myself in the gun ship. Yo. You
know what those yo?
Speaker 5 (01:04:54):
You know what?
Speaker 7 (01:04:54):
Though?
Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
I mean I knew about the electric slide, I didn't
know about Murdercy wrote man, me there so now I'm
gonna go back and listen to the Ship, like, bro, you.
Speaker 7 (01:05:08):
Know what, you might as well just like look up
the lyrics right and get like a j making translated things.
You know what I'm saying, like translator what not what
you say? You know?
Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (01:05:29):
Ship?
Speaker 3 (01:05:30):
So wondering about about other songs now too? Now I'm
thinking about everything I've listened to, like what is the
hidden meaning? And that ship?
Speaker 7 (01:05:43):
Yoh for real? Like like like like yo, you know what,
like with Baronson Levey. You know what I'm saying, I'm
broad broader than I'm gonna have to, like you know
what I'm saying, because they've gotta be a meaning in
that song.
Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
Maybe the broad is actually broader than Broadway, like.
Speaker 7 (01:06:00):
Yeah, you know what, like probably now you know what,
my mom still has that accent. My mom still has
that accent exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
Yeah, BROH got me wondering now, Ship.
Speaker 5 (01:06:26):
Oh my god, the turn homework. We gotta look up
all these songs and see what the real.
Speaker 7 (01:06:32):
Like like Billy Joel, right, piano what about the only
the only thing, the only thing that I know about piano, man,
is that that's the song needs to play. When the
bar was closing by that time, By the time, you
know what I'm saying, by that time, you know what
I'm saying, like like you know, like like I was
like fucked up already.
Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
I was like, I'm thinking about the spot. I'm thinking
about Junior reads one blood? Could that be the first period?
Your first period?
Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
One blood? One blood? She got a period? The first.
Speaker 9 (01:07:13):
He's like, I'm gonna listen to all these songs that
were writing ship down.
Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
I got it now. Now now with that, I gotta
figure it out. It's a fucking puzzle now, bro, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:07:24):
Songs with hidden meetings.
Speaker 7 (01:07:26):
You know, I love it. You know that? What was
it Saturday? I want the costco to get baby or
they don't sell that ship? Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:07:33):
Stop it?
Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
Oh man?
Speaker 5 (01:07:36):
Wait is it a real hot dog? Down all? Wait?
Speaker 9 (01:07:40):
What down hallways situation? I think everyone needs to be honest,
report back.
Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
Report back to us the deal. There's another Oh I
know I'm in love with the manually twice my age?
Speaker 7 (01:08:02):
Oh yeah, well yeah, yeah, you know what That song
was made to Drake, ran by a thirteen year old
and then ran by a thirteen year old.
Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
Girls could be Shun's life?
Speaker 5 (01:08:22):
Is that click next?
Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
The other one trailer load of girls that could be
sex trafficking.
Speaker 5 (01:08:31):
Yeah, like all these songs.
Speaker 7 (01:08:37):
And we just didn't ye know another one. Who let
the dogs Out? You know what that's about? What who left?
You know what I'm saying, who let the ugly bitches out?
That's what that really means.
Speaker 3 (01:08:48):
Oh that wasn't even funny. No, no, no, bro, it's not.
Speaker 7 (01:08:53):
No, it's not I'm not trying to be funny. That's
what the song is really about. Look it up. Ain't
funny on that one?
Speaker 5 (01:09:00):
Yo?
Speaker 7 (01:09:00):
They literally yo, they literally talking about you know what
I'm saying, the girls that say things that don't look good,
I'm saying, look it up, and.
Speaker 5 (01:09:07):
We don't from the floor to the wall something from.
Speaker 7 (01:09:11):
The windows, from the windows to the wall.
Speaker 5 (01:09:16):
Yo.
Speaker 7 (01:09:16):
I seen I've seen a video some dude. I think
we're gonna washing a Metro or Atlanta, right, some fat
white dude right, and like he had like you know,
like he was a singer. The ship He's like from
the window, Wow, he was drunk. He was like smaat
dropped down fall Like yo. The dude that recorder was like, yeah,
(01:09:40):
that's what's up the video man, Like Yo, that ship
was funny. As hell. Man.
Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
I was like, yo, that I saw the mad cry
that could have been about somebody who didn't get any
that night.
Speaker 7 (01:10:03):
Bro, Like, yo, you know what it's not like yo,
Like I really thought murder she wrote was about, you know,
just a girl planning like an assassination on a dude.
Not on a baby. Damn, I'm saying, not on a baby.
You know what I mean? Like, I was like, oh,
not on a baby. Nothing, you know what I'm saying, like, Oh,
this is this is what it is.
Speaker 5 (01:10:24):
Just took a dark turn very quick.
Speaker 6 (01:10:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:10:26):
Word, I was like, what dance reggae?
Speaker 7 (01:10:31):
Jesus my god, I'll be watching yo, yo, yo, I'll
be watching you that yo. You know what he was like?
Literally he literally wrote that ship about his ex wife.
Speaker 5 (01:10:52):
And I know.
Speaker 7 (01:10:56):
I know that Phil Collins.
Speaker 5 (01:10:57):
Joining mommy, mommy, the one is about.
Speaker 7 (01:11:03):
In the air tonight.
Speaker 5 (01:11:04):
Yeah, I know that.
Speaker 7 (01:11:05):
I know that Phil Collins and Air Tonight was about
like him riding by. You know what I'm saying, his
voice to his ex wife.
Speaker 5 (01:11:11):
Yes, that's what.
Speaker 7 (01:11:13):
That's what's hot.
Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
Though I ain't gonna that is that is a good one.
That is a good one.
Speaker 5 (01:11:19):
Yeah, damn, do do.
Speaker 7 (01:11:33):
That's you know what.
Speaker 3 (01:11:36):
In the hangover.
Speaker 7 (01:11:37):
In the hangover, that's but yo, you know what, that's
the same thing I'll be saying when like that White Castle,
Like you know what I'm saying, HiT's my stomach card
and I thought, I'm like, I can smell it crowl.
Speaker 3 (01:11:53):
No, you mean you can. You can you can smell
it coming out crawling out your ass and tonight.
Speaker 7 (01:12:00):
No, that's.
Speaker 5 (01:12:05):
How did we get here?
Speaker 7 (01:12:06):
How that's the pre dude or whatever.
Speaker 5 (01:12:09):
Man, Like.
Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
I'm still thinking of so sing that'll come up with some.
Speaker 5 (01:12:23):
Just it like our episode last week from this week,
it's like night and day.
Speaker 7 (01:12:29):
Hey, hey, hey, well last week I was in the hospital. Man.
Speaker 5 (01:12:33):
You know, okay, okay, you know what I'm trying to
make me feel bad.
Speaker 7 (01:12:37):
You know what I'm saying that that's where I was at.
Speaker 5 (01:12:40):
We know, you know, like that's why we weren't mad
at you about it. It was a good show.
Speaker 7 (01:12:46):
Yeah, I heard. You know what I'm saying, yo, yo, yo,
you know what. There's there's some person some persons say
that Wendy Williams deserves nothing.
Speaker 5 (01:12:53):
But you know what I'm saying, something horrible misery. Yeah, yeah,
I knew you were enjoyed that.
Speaker 7 (01:13:04):
I'm doing that wrote it.
Speaker 5 (01:13:10):
I should have known. I was like it was too dark,
it was too much.
Speaker 7 (01:13:16):
Right after that, right after that, like.
Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
So Madline hold up, Madline had that song too many
suckers and not enough time.
Speaker 5 (01:13:32):
So that means, I know, stop, So that could mean
stop go.
Speaker 7 (01:13:39):
No, not what.
Speaker 5 (01:13:42):
He's going deep state on the songs we.
Speaker 2 (01:13:44):
Can I'm like, yo, that could be that could be
some ill ship right there too. Oh my lord, damn,
there's so many of them too.
Speaker 7 (01:13:55):
Not Remember remember when Dad, you had that song. You
know what I'm saying, I need a girl. When when
he's trying to compare, he's like, Yo, we're more like lovers.
We were like brothers. Y didn't that didn't that strike
you know what I'm saying? Then? That strikes something even
back in two thousand and two, because because I know
when I heard that bar, I was like, Nigga, what Yeah,
(01:14:16):
we're more like levers. We were like brothers, Like what
you fuck your brother? Yeah, we're kind such as as this.
You know what I'm saying, yo, Even even back then,
even back then, he was saying something weird.
Speaker 5 (01:14:31):
He was weird the whole time.
Speaker 9 (01:14:34):
I mean when Dave Chappelle made fun of him for
that show that he had where he had like all
those young people trying to get a record deal with
him or whatever, and Dave Chappelle made fun of him
and said, like, you gotta go to I forgot where
he said.
Speaker 3 (01:14:53):
The band he made them off to Brooklyn.
Speaker 9 (01:14:55):
Yeah, but the thing he was like, you gotta go
over here to these Haitian ladies that get breast milk
from them.
Speaker 5 (01:15:04):
You know, he probably did that ship.
Speaker 3 (01:15:06):
Oh my god, I remember that ship.
Speaker 5 (01:15:10):
It was the thing for chompas cake, right he wanted?
Was it that he wanted cheesecake?
Speaker 7 (01:15:16):
And one of them they had. They had to walk
all the way to Brooklyn to get.
Speaker 5 (01:15:24):
To get cheesecake esecake, which is not even the best cheesecake.
I'm sorry, fight me.
Speaker 7 (01:15:31):
It was back then, back in the nineties, back in
the nineties.
Speaker 5 (01:15:34):
Yet because we didn't have fucking cheesecake factory.
Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
I guess because well, motherfuckers like usn't have ways to
get to that cheesecake place.
Speaker 5 (01:15:45):
Whatever the train can take you.
Speaker 3 (01:15:48):
We were too busy stuck at Gregory Park playing basketball
and doing stupid.
Speaker 5 (01:15:51):
Ship an adult.
Speaker 9 (01:15:54):
As a teen, I never went anywhere the fanciest place
I went to, wash Ans.
Speaker 5 (01:15:58):
That was like, oh, no, Scisslors, we're going to We're
going to Did everyone get sick when they went there?
Because my family did it. Never.
Speaker 7 (01:16:10):
I've never got s going to Sizzors. Man, my family.
Speaker 3 (01:16:13):
You know it was your family that made them close.
Probably probably.
Speaker 5 (01:16:20):
Puerto Ricans.
Speaker 7 (01:16:21):
You know what the thing is, your family is weak
a minute week. They probably got Sizzlers pussies.
Speaker 3 (01:16:31):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (01:16:33):
All I remember from the Scisslors the corn nuggets.
Speaker 3 (01:16:36):
That was like, the corn nuggets were good, you know,
not for yo.
Speaker 7 (01:16:40):
The corner hit the spot, the shrimp hit the spot,
to to shellfish, the shellfish I broken the hill.
Speaker 5 (01:16:54):
Yes, the food.
Speaker 7 (01:16:57):
You might as well be like, damn.
Speaker 5 (01:17:01):
Eat this care If your throw closes up and you die.
Speaker 7 (01:17:06):
That don't worry about it. I got your every plan
right here.
Speaker 3 (01:17:10):
Just die once.
Speaker 7 (01:17:11):
We'll bring you back to life. Oh god, hey, hey man,
you know what when you know what I'm saying. When
you got good grades, you went to scissors.
Speaker 5 (01:17:24):
Yeah, for the special events of course.
Speaker 7 (01:17:27):
Absolutely no yo, who yo, who who's been a medieval times?
Speaker 5 (01:17:33):
I have multiple times? You know my birthday.
Speaker 3 (01:17:39):
You know, we gotta do we gotta do. Uh, this
might hurt dinner. We gotta like go somewhere and.
Speaker 5 (01:17:48):
Then go out to eat like that, Where are we
going out to eat?
Speaker 3 (01:17:54):
Be going to be going?
Speaker 5 (01:17:58):
I they're still open? Someone?
Speaker 7 (01:18:01):
No? No, no, Now you know what? How about how
about we go to the ChartHouse right and.
Speaker 5 (01:18:09):
Come out to Lancaster and go to the shady maple
mortgage borg. Yes, and apparently the breakfast is the best
with the homage people right in link history. Yeah, that's
Amish mostly there's a big Amish community.
Speaker 7 (01:18:31):
Yes, is on the grill.
Speaker 5 (01:18:35):
Jean might be on the girl.
Speaker 7 (01:18:37):
I don't know, you know what I'm saying. This is
a deep rier.
Speaker 9 (01:18:43):
But that place is good. And if you go, I
think you need for free the month of your birthday.
So whose birthday is coming up?
Speaker 5 (01:18:49):
That's when we go.
Speaker 7 (01:18:55):
That's my son, my son's birthdays three weeks from now.
We'll snatch your mother.
Speaker 3 (01:19:01):
That sounds good, damn, yo, yo, you know what.
Speaker 7 (01:19:05):
And and on the way there, I'm playing weird all
homage Paradise Black Speaker.
Speaker 5 (01:19:12):
You can do that. You might see like people in
their horse and buggies, especially on the weekend, Like.
Speaker 7 (01:19:23):
Yo, you should get some I'm gonna be like, yo,
but now you should get some rims on your buggy
son got the hook up, fam, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (01:19:34):
Oh so that song in former by Snow right, yes,
talking about talking about a snitch form and then lonely, lonely,
lonely Monday bro't getting on Sunday, so he woke up
no Noday morning, No Snow Snow Informant is.
Speaker 7 (01:19:54):
Literally about nothing, you know, like the niggas is jibbering
and jabbering the wait like there, like yo, you know what, I.
Speaker 5 (01:20:00):
Don't think there were real words.
Speaker 7 (01:20:02):
Uh no, there were no you know what they know
he really made up those words.
Speaker 5 (01:20:06):
I believe it.
Speaker 7 (01:20:09):
M y yo. Talk about the culture and you know what,
and he's even blacker than the great. But anyways, talk
about cultural appropriation.
Speaker 5 (01:20:21):
Speaking of cultural appropriation, what about it?
Speaker 7 (01:20:26):
That was like you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 11 (01:20:28):
That was it?
Speaker 7 (01:20:28):
Right?
Speaker 5 (01:20:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (01:20:31):
You know?
Speaker 7 (01:20:31):
That was it right there? Like yo, the fact that
we saw some lily white dude. You know what I'm saying.
You know what I'm saying, totally butchering. You know what
I'm saying, Pata, you know what I'm saying. And fun
I don't care maybe no.
Speaker 3 (01:20:48):
Don't go there.
Speaker 5 (01:20:51):
Frank was Ben because he was on a class trip
running up to homish people and taking pictures about asking
and screaming, I stole your song. Very nice?
Speaker 3 (01:21:06):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (01:21:07):
Yeah, they don't think your soul is mine?
Speaker 7 (01:21:14):
Yo, yo, you know what real talk though, Like every
time I see an homish person. Know if anybody ever
seen phantasm, like the tall Man, that's who. That's who
homist people remind me of him.
Speaker 3 (01:21:27):
You're so tall. I don't know, Yeah, I know he's
talking about. Yeah, you know, like like hilarious, Bro, what
the fuck man was mine?
Speaker 7 (01:21:45):
That's some devious ship.
Speaker 3 (01:21:48):
I like that.
Speaker 5 (01:21:50):
Oh my god, of course you would.
Speaker 7 (01:21:52):
Oh man, that's some straight hoboken ship. Bro. Like yeah,
don't think about it, man, like like you know what
that's that's beyond mischievous.
Speaker 3 (01:22:09):
I'm there for I know this. The girl name is Max.
You a pad?
Speaker 7 (01:22:16):
And then are we still trying to break this down? Bro?
Speaker 3 (01:22:19):
He really is?
Speaker 5 (01:22:20):
He really is.
Speaker 3 (01:22:22):
To let it go, Let it go, let me stop.
Speaker 5 (01:22:26):
Look we lost that's how was like enough already?
Speaker 7 (01:22:33):
Nah?
Speaker 3 (01:22:34):
Man?
Speaker 7 (01:22:35):
Nah? You know what? You know what I'm saying. She
had to go find a hotspot to wife. I got
cut off.
Speaker 5 (01:22:42):
Speak for yourself, dubs.
Speaker 7 (01:22:46):
Oh ship, of course I support that type of energy.
Why not have fun? Yes, that somebody else's defense.
Speaker 3 (01:22:54):
But you know, like, how can your soul is mine?
Speaker 7 (01:22:59):
You know how? Saying with the deepest voice too.
Speaker 3 (01:23:02):
Oh ship?
Speaker 9 (01:23:04):
You know what?
Speaker 7 (01:23:05):
You know the type of yo, you know the type
of ship I would do like like like I got
the idea and I think I'm gonna pull it off.
When we moved to like you know, suburban neighborhood to
right around with all to ride up to. You know
what I'm saying, to ride around? You know what I'm
saying a baby girl now with both Michael Myers mask on,
pumping the music right, lowered the window and just looking.
(01:23:28):
You know what I'm saying, to stand straight after people
had the red light like this.
Speaker 3 (01:23:32):
We can't.
Speaker 7 (01:23:35):
Like this, you know what I'm saying. With the Michael
with the Michaels mask on, me and my baby girl?
What scared the ship out of people.
Speaker 9 (01:23:47):
Like like this?
Speaker 3 (01:23:48):
Yeah we see that.
Speaker 7 (01:23:51):
Whoop?
Speaker 3 (01:23:54):
See Oh my god, what happened tonight? This is hilarious.
This this, this, this is gonna make a I'm gonna
make a lot of clips of this one.
Speaker 7 (01:24:05):
Y'all know what it is is that you know what
I'm saying, the world's gonna end, but we're having.
Speaker 5 (01:24:08):
Fun, that's right. Yeah, yeah, brings the madness, bro.
Speaker 7 (01:24:13):
You know what, now think about it. You know what
I'm saying, like like you know, like people are gonna
be running to you know what I'm saying, like, see,
we're the type of people, right. You know what I'm
saying this day and age that a freaking comic could
be coming down, right and we're and you know what
I'm saying, we're throwing a watch party for it. You
know what I'm saying, We're throwing a watch party during
an extinction level event. Who's gonna watch it?
Speaker 3 (01:24:34):
Right after?
Speaker 5 (01:24:35):
No?
Speaker 7 (01:24:37):
Oh god, it could be an extinction level event. And
were partying this.
Speaker 5 (01:24:41):
Ship drinking and they were like what else you gonna do?
Speaker 7 (01:24:46):
Yeah? Right? You know like if Anian's really if Alians
really do exist, you know what I'm saying, Like they
probably passes polic This is the hood, bro. You know
what I'm saying. This is don't know how to humans.
Speaker 5 (01:25:01):
This is trash over here.
Speaker 3 (01:25:05):
In this room over here talking all this ship.
Speaker 7 (01:25:08):
Yeah, man, like yo, you know what, let's get the
fun out of here. They're doing a tour. Guy, Like,
what's that? Oh, that's Earth. Nobody comes to Earth. That's
a section eight planet.
Speaker 5 (01:25:21):
You know, like they got vampires on sex.
Speaker 7 (01:25:25):
Yeah, O, yo, you know what I'm telling you, man,
Like like, yo, I I want to work on that, yo. Like, Yo,
you know what broke vampire on section Yeah?
Speaker 12 (01:25:35):
Just you know what I'm saying, Like like, Yo, vampires
are supposed to be rich. Vampires was supposed to be rich.
You know what I'm saying, Like, like, bro, you don't die,
you just just do people's goal.
Speaker 7 (01:25:46):
And you know what I'm saying. Here comes this vampire
broke as fuck well with a pair of kids on.
Speaker 5 (01:25:58):
Kids. They were cool at one point.
Speaker 7 (01:26:02):
Because he's homeless. He's homeless and he's out here singing
for money.
Speaker 3 (01:26:14):
Who we do? I know you.
Speaker 7 (01:26:20):
Bro? Like like like yo, you know what man?
Speaker 3 (01:26:24):
My god?
Speaker 7 (01:26:25):
No, I'm serious though, right if I was a vampire
in this age, you know what I'm saying. And I
know when I know, I can start a ponziting scheme
and get you know what I'm saying, and get it.
And I'm still I'm just gonna Yo, I'm just gonna
wait for the sun rise and just walk right into
the sun like like there's no use to live, vampire. Bro.
You're like you damned deliver for five hundred years.
Speaker 3 (01:26:44):
You're broke.
Speaker 7 (01:26:46):
Yeah, you even got to cash up, bro, Like you
know what I'm saying, like like, get it together, you
gotta cash like yo, like saying that was getting there together.
You know what I'm saying, right, you know what I'm saying, Yo.
You know what, just panols, just wait for the sun
to come up. That's it.
Speaker 3 (01:27:07):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (01:27:10):
Anybody, I mean anybody can get a cash app and
you can't get a cashp bro.
Speaker 5 (01:27:15):
Oh my god.
Speaker 7 (01:27:17):
You know what?
Speaker 5 (01:27:18):
You just brought up fentanyl?
Speaker 7 (01:27:19):
Right?
Speaker 9 (01:27:20):
And Uh, I was having this crazy thought today like
is the fetanyl thing epidemic now, like the same as
the crack epidemic?
Speaker 3 (01:27:33):
Whoa closet?
Speaker 9 (01:27:37):
Well yeah, I know, but I'm saying, like the reason
why there was all this uh crack was because the
c I A c c I was like, uh, what's
selling freaking cocaine to people for guns to get guns
(01:27:58):
and ship like that for.
Speaker 5 (01:28:01):
And stuff like that.
Speaker 10 (01:28:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:28:03):
So I'm like, man, maybe there's a deal going on
that we don't know about that is getting in I
don't know, I.
Speaker 7 (01:28:11):
Mean, I mean, you know, I mean, yo, you know
what's the serious ship though? Like like yo, you know what,
whether you look like to believe it or not, cracked
the kind of boost economy up for the drug dealers
because you.
Speaker 9 (01:28:23):
Know what.
Speaker 5 (01:28:25):
For prisons maybe because that too.
Speaker 7 (01:28:29):
So brown to take over the carter and and and yo,
you know what, and yo, you know what? You know, Yo,
you know who's getting paid lovely? You know what I'm
saying during the cracker funeral homes? Think about that. That's
as fucked up as a sound. You know what I'm saying,
Funeral homes and c I A. They all got money,
(01:28:52):
you know, like like yo, you know.
Speaker 5 (01:28:54):
What population control more, it's just like keeping poor people.
Speaker 7 (01:28:58):
Poor as far as like like like like you know what,
crack wasn't a problem to like reached suburbs, like reached
the suburbs before you.
Speaker 5 (01:29:08):
Know, crack. Crack was definitely a problem before, but.
Speaker 11 (01:29:15):
In the suburb Bro, I'm not even patorial, Yo.
Speaker 7 (01:29:20):
You know what what I'm trying to say is that
you know what, like like you know, like they ain't
making like such a problem until like you know it
reach is like you know, like you have like suburban
kids coming down to the end of the city's buying
it and they get that. No, that was what crack
to crack cocaine.
Speaker 5 (01:29:38):
White people were using cocaine.
Speaker 7 (01:29:40):
Okay, what when when they couldn't afford cocaine, then what
to crack? You know what I'm saying. Besides that crack
before them, we went on crack.
Speaker 5 (01:29:50):
My friends had crack because that's it's that addictive. It
wasn't but I love coke, I should try to crack
there like, no nobody.
Speaker 9 (01:30:02):
That was rich was like unless they were one of
those parties. I'm sure there are people who have I'm
not saying their armed people. But the issue was more
with the black and brown community.
Speaker 5 (01:30:14):
It's cold history. Read the book.
Speaker 7 (01:30:16):
There was there was a lot of people on Wall Street.
Read the book.
Speaker 5 (01:30:21):
They were they were coke heads.
Speaker 9 (01:30:26):
Maybe if it got really bad, if you hit rock
bottom is when you're you're fucking smoking crack. Motherfuckers were
coking up like crazy and they still do.
Speaker 5 (01:30:35):
Who are you kidding? That was that was an expensive drug.
That was money. Uh, you had to have money for that.
You didn't have to have a lot of money for crack.
Speaker 4 (01:30:47):
Okay, it was Wall Street Wolves, you know, smoking.
Speaker 5 (01:30:55):
Brown Wall Street, Wolf of Wall Street. He's like, no, bro,
fuck the cocaine. We're going straight to.
Speaker 3 (01:31:01):
Crack but hooky from New Jack City.
Speaker 7 (01:31:09):
But but but yo, you know what, but yo, you
know what, I'll tell you this much though. It's fun Yo.
It's funny because like there's been like a study you
know what I'm saying, where like did they reports like
kids smoking a pipe?
Speaker 3 (01:31:22):
Yo?
Speaker 7 (01:31:22):
Yo, kids aren't drinking no more like you know what
I'm saying, They drink the less. You know what I'm saying,
Like this generation to drink the less. I was like,
I was like, oh, of course they're drinking less. They're
doing gaxy gas the fuck. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (01:31:35):
Yeah, they're drinking like worse.
Speaker 9 (01:31:37):
Well apparently did you see and dwenty they're like claiming
like it's new and stuff, and it's like, uh, we
were drinking that like a long time ago.
Speaker 5 (01:31:46):
When are you talking about?
Speaker 7 (01:31:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:31:49):
This that generation knows nothing.
Speaker 9 (01:31:51):
And they think apparently digital cameras are coming back because
of them.
Speaker 5 (01:31:55):
They're like, oh, like bro, we we've been there, done
that where like somewhere else, why are you going back?
Speaker 7 (01:32:03):
Another thing? Too, was on galaxy they call it galaxy
gas or whatever. Right back then, niggas were doing the
cold whippets. It was just putting in a balloons and that. Yeah,
that's what it is.
Speaker 5 (01:32:15):
A lot of friends doing whippets.
Speaker 7 (01:32:17):
And they were passing out too.
Speaker 9 (01:32:18):
They were like, no, they were still up, but their
lips were blue and they looked really like out of it.
Speaker 5 (01:32:27):
I don't know. I never got the appeal of whippets.
Speaker 7 (01:32:32):
Mhmm, but youah, but yo, Speaking of which, you ever
try to Russian shotguns?
Speaker 3 (01:32:39):
No, I don't. I don't funk with anything that'll cut
off my my my breathing.
Speaker 5 (01:32:44):
I don't even know what that is. I don't. I
don't want to play. They literally believe ever clear, it's
easy to drink if it's cold. They're They're just just
a jump They're just a dumb generation.
Speaker 9 (01:32:56):
I feel I feel bad, honestly, the Morning Label need
to be bigger for them, because I mean, you know.
Speaker 7 (01:33:02):
Like I mean, this is this is this, this is
you know what I'm saying, like, this is the same
generation I was eating tiepods.
Speaker 5 (01:33:08):
Wait a minute, did you see the video want You
Want Girl? Wait?
Speaker 9 (01:33:13):
The girl that moved into an apartment that she had
to do laundry and needed quarters and couldn't figure out
where to get quarters, so she ordered from Amazon the
quarter uh sleeve things, thinking it was going to bring
quarters in there. This bitch did not realize that she
(01:33:33):
needs to go to the bank or the store to
get change quarters.
Speaker 5 (01:33:39):
Okay, well, I am afraid.
Speaker 4 (01:33:41):
Didn't I ever tell you about the time I came
out of Shop Right and there was a young lady
out in the parking lot crying, please share.
Speaker 5 (01:33:50):
Share, huh share.
Speaker 4 (01:33:53):
So I came out of Shop Right one day and
there was this you know, young Caucasian lady or girl
crying in the parking lot and she was freaking out,
and so I said, you know, are you okay?
Speaker 5 (01:34:05):
How can I help you?
Speaker 4 (01:34:07):
She said, I can't get in my car.
Speaker 6 (01:34:09):
And I'm like why not?
Speaker 4 (01:34:11):
She said because the battery died on my key fob.
And I was like, oh, She's like, so I can't
get in my car. I was like all right. I
was like, well, how about you give me your keys
and let me and let me try. And so she
gives me the keys and she's all upset, and I
take the key and I opened the door and She's like,
how did you do that?
Speaker 5 (01:34:32):
Oh my gosh, the battery she's driving.
Speaker 4 (01:34:36):
Yeah, and I said, your key actually opens the door.
You see the little hole in the knob, Like, oh
my god. She I mean, these young people like the
fact that they remote didn't work to the car and
she didn't know. Yeah, and I she was freaking out
(01:34:56):
like it was because she was like, I don't know
how I'm gonna get home, Like my daughter when she's like, Mom,
we lost the remote to the TV. Okay, well how
about you go touch the button on the TV that
says power.
Speaker 5 (01:35:11):
He's the most obvious answer in the world. But you know,
God forbid talk about Wi Fi. You lost your hotspot
over there?
Speaker 2 (01:35:21):
Nah?
Speaker 7 (01:35:21):
What happens was like like what weapon was? Yo? Yo?
You know what? You know what I'm saying, Like I
heard my daughter scream.
Speaker 5 (01:35:29):
And stuff, So I was like, yeah, okay, sure, sure, sure.
Speaker 7 (01:35:34):
Yo yo? Did you hit yo? Did you guys heard
about a shop right incident? You know what I'm saying?
What all right? So like somebody got locked in the
shop right and they start to death?
Speaker 5 (01:35:45):
No, no, they did it? Come on, He's so stupid.
I'm like, how could that be even possible. What does
this say? God rest my husband's soul. But he didn't
know his bus came with a donut and carjack in
the trunk. Wow, oh come on now, come.
Speaker 3 (01:36:06):
On, yeah, all right.
Speaker 4 (01:36:11):
My husband couldn't even change his own tire.
Speaker 5 (01:36:15):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 7 (01:36:15):
Also, he was in a lesbian relationship.
Speaker 4 (01:36:17):
Okay, yeah, I drove all the way from work to
change his tire and then drove.
Speaker 7 (01:36:25):
All the way back. Can I ask you a questions?
Did you eat him out? No?
Speaker 4 (01:36:33):
He left that to my daughter's godmother.
Speaker 7 (01:36:35):
Oh so you're doing eating him out?
Speaker 3 (01:36:41):
Answer your fucking question.
Speaker 4 (01:36:45):
I've been doing it for the last four years.
Speaker 5 (01:36:48):
Big c is on some ship.
Speaker 3 (01:36:51):
Answer your questions, Mercy?
Speaker 4 (01:36:57):
Who didn't even know that public school was free?
Speaker 3 (01:37:04):
Man?
Speaker 5 (01:37:07):
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:37:10):
Oh man, what a night? Oh what tonight? What's the
song about.
Speaker 5 (01:37:18):
Late September nineteen sixty three three?
Speaker 3 (01:37:22):
What was going on back in them days? Let's see
a lot?
Speaker 7 (01:37:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:37:35):
No, I think she had to pee taking up your
own ship over there? You crazy? Oh lord?
Speaker 2 (01:37:55):
Yeah right, So with that final laugh being said, uh,
that was what's your final of the evening?
Speaker 7 (01:38:04):
Bro off? Okay, the evening. We're all gonna die.
Speaker 5 (01:38:21):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 7 (01:38:25):
I like the misery. I like the pestilence.
Speaker 6 (01:38:29):
I like this world.
Speaker 3 (01:38:37):
Lady g what's your final of the evening?
Speaker 4 (01:38:40):
Uh that I'm actually digging this Ben and Jerry's coffee.
Coffee buzz buzz buzz.
Speaker 7 (01:38:46):
In tolerant, you know what if you're not tolerant.
Speaker 4 (01:38:51):
That's why I can. I can only eat it three
spoonfuls at a time.
Speaker 7 (01:38:57):
You don't want to.
Speaker 5 (01:39:00):
Know.
Speaker 7 (01:39:00):
It's funny. It's funny because like, I'm black too to talerate, right,
So like seeing me eating ice cream, you'll be like, yo,
you're gonna mess up that tour that. I'm like, yes,
he said, yo, you your stomach and I'm like, yeah,
I know. Small press to play for salvation. Geez ham,
(01:39:23):
no burger?
Speaker 3 (01:39:30):
You love what your friend thought of the evening?
Speaker 7 (01:39:32):
Chicken and waffles, no waffles.
Speaker 4 (01:39:37):
You know my church actually serve that after service on Sunday.
Speaker 7 (01:39:43):
Chicken and waffles, no waffles.
Speaker 5 (01:39:46):
That's special.
Speaker 7 (01:39:49):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (01:39:51):
I don't have. My thought is have a good week.
Have hopefully you have a good week, and we don't
all die.
Speaker 11 (01:39:59):
As stuff said, vote, We're not there yet, but please page.
Speaker 7 (01:40:09):
For President.
Speaker 5 (01:40:14):
Man.
Speaker 2 (01:40:15):
My final of the evening is Stay humble, Stay blessed.
This is an awesome night. We laughed a lot. This
is great. You had a great time. I hope everybody
has a great week.
Speaker 7 (01:40:28):
Wait, hold on, wait, wait wait, I just thought about
something real quick. Yo. If you're gonna vote, I'm not
gonna tell you to vote for but HERB Michael J.
Fox and Brett barbre running for president. They're gonna shake
ship up.
Speaker 5 (01:40:44):
Oh you stupid, go after yourself.
Speaker 7 (01:40:50):
And one more thing to right? More thing right if
I if I'm ever in the nursing home, right, we're
gonna leave you there. You know what I get old.
I want to be in a nursing home. It's perfect, right,
because you know what I'm gonna have. You know, I'm
gonna have a side bitch with Dimension and the main
trip with Parkinson. So so the main trip with Parkinson's
(01:41:10):
going to like boost up my ego, right because you'll
always be shaking when we're doing it right. But the
side chick with Dimension, you know what I'm saying, I
always be there that you'll always forget that. You know
what I'm saying, She's the side chick. See how that works?
Speaker 4 (01:41:23):
Master person that gets the St. D S in the
nursing home.
Speaker 5 (01:41:27):
Yeah, he's the one, and you know what, he's the
one going in there.
Speaker 10 (01:41:32):
And you know what for you, Merry Christmas, seafood dish,
seafood dish.
Speaker 7 (01:41:47):
You know what I'm saying. If you scratch, if you
scratch it, if you if you scratch it more than
if you scratch better than master's believed, you probably got something.
Speaker 3 (01:41:58):
Oh my god.
Speaker 7 (01:42:00):
Yeah, So notice notice they call it. Wait, hold on,
notice they called it her peace. It comes from No,
that's one because it was called him. Piece will come
from him. Think about peace in peace, think about it.
(01:42:22):
It will come from him, right, her peace come from her.
It's not called his peace or him peace.
Speaker 3 (01:42:30):
Anyway, Jesus Christ, I'm trying to.
Speaker 5 (01:42:39):
Mute bat Man. Just mute him anyway.
Speaker 3 (01:42:44):
With that being said, Oh.
Speaker 13 (01:42:54):
My us, hold, I think I'm thinking, that's so hard
to pull my Philippi into.
Speaker 3 (01:43:09):
You better watch them. You better wash the other side
of your neck.
Speaker 7 (01:43:17):
My neck, what does that mean?
Speaker 3 (01:43:20):
That's just.
Speaker 7 (01:43:25):
You know, my stomach sent on my real tears.
Speaker 3 (01:43:29):
So so for for dubs and don g.
Speaker 7 (01:43:36):
Love.
Speaker 3 (01:43:36):
I'm big and always know that at some point
Speaker 7 (01:43:41):
And everybody it's a good Knight