August 5, 2025 • 29 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
It's the Amos and Andy Christmas Show. Rap Till You
Buy Rinso, the only soulf that contains solia. Other Christmas
Eve of nineteen fifty Leber Brothers Company, the makers of
Rinso with Sodium Again brings you the amoson Andy Christmas Show.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
And now here they are.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
With their Christmas cast and Jeff Alexander and his orchestra
in chorus Radio's all time favorites, Amos and Andy. Well,
this is Sunday, Christmas Eve, but let's go back to
(00:50):
yesterday morning. Andy's out with Amos's little girl, Arbadilla on
their annual tour of the store windows.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
We're not looking this from Uncle Andy.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Yeah, they sure got a lot of toys in there. Anything,
I've never.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Seen too many toys. It's just like something you dream about.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah, hey, there's something cute there. There's a paint set.
Look what it saying there? Junior paint set twelve dollars
and ninety five cents, complete with easel.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
What's any easel? Uncle Andy?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Easel? It's one of them things. Uh, well, all artists
has got 'em. They can't do without 'em.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Oh what do they use them for?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Well? Wears them on the head. Uh, got a little
tassel on and it keeps the head warm while they're paint.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Your uncle Andy, you know everything, don't you?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Well most everything. A couple of things might have slipped
by me. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
That's cute. What does that say?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
That's a baby doll set, complete with pre amb You
letur hy.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
What's a creat i'mbu laiter, Uncle Andy?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Well, uh, it's just like one of them measles. But
I ain't got no tassel on.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Looking clany. Here's what I been waiting to see.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
You, dear.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
The one in the corner, got big doll there?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yeah, that show is a pretty doll Arbidela.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yes, that's a talking doll. That's the one I wrote
nice Santa Claus to bring me. But Daddy said I
wrote the letter too late. And see I only wrote
it two days ago.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah. Well, maybe your papa ain't got the money. I mean, Uh,
that ain't give him Santa Claus much time. You got
to write him before that.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Oh isn't she pretty? Duncle Andy? Daddy's a Tanta Claus
would bring her to me next Christmas?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Oh sure, you see, that'll give you more time.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
We're having a good time today, my uncle Andy. I
like being out.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
With you, Yes, and I like being out with you too.
Arbadella up, but they't no sense us stand outside this
window eyeballing that doll all day. I guess we gotta
get on home.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Now, Ohncle and Andy. Couldn't I just look at the
talking dog once more?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Oh sure, Arbadella, go ahead, m That.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Sure is a pretty dress she's got on. But when
Santaclaus brings it to me next year, I'm gonna make
a lot more pretty dresses pinkuins. I can hardly wait
till next Christmas. It's on me a year.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Oh, come in kink uh well, b and.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
The merry Christmas beatings over the season.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
Say what you doing stressed out in bid?
Speaker 8 (03:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I'm just laying down for a minute. I got a
little woozy while I was out Christmas shopping with Arbadella.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
Yah, well, you don't look too good around the gills.
You look a little like a frownder that's just been gaffed.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
There.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
I gather little strengers out Christmas shopping.
Speaker 7 (03:57):
For all your dear friends. And you wanna remember space
you did this time of the year.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yeah, well, I don't know what's wrong with me. I
done took my temperature a few minutes ago and the
thermostat went up to one hundred and one.
Speaker 7 (04:10):
One. That ain't good.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
And well, did that mean I are sick? Well?
Speaker 7 (04:14):
Aw, I don't want alarm. You're nothing.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
But I had a cat once that had a temperature
of one hundred and one. The next thing, I know,
you started foaming at the mouth. Then she drove to
the dining room window, landed on the street, and climbed
forty feet up a twenty foot tree, and a half
hour later she had a little kittens too.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Well, I don't think that I as that sick.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
Well, And like I said, you probably wore yourself out
with too much Christmas shopping. So I go do your
big favor, boy, instead of having you come all the
way up to my house with that big president, I
know you done bought from it. I just take this
thing with me. Now, see if you the trip. See
there there all were thinking of you. What kind of
a pair would I beat her? Let a sick man
look a great big box up to my house on
(05:02):
Christmas the hill. Yeah, you gotta think of your friends
on Christmas. The spirit of good chill peep on Earth
and Mizzle tooing on doll uh, Kingfish, yeahah, just see it,
and I kind of choke up, and I was filled
with the spirit of French your brotherland.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Kingfish, Oh what is it they have? The old I
ain't got no present for you.
Speaker 7 (05:30):
How would you like to have a punch in the mouth.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Listen, King Fish, don't you say nothing to me? I
give you that pendant pencil set last year, and you
didn't give me nothing.
Speaker 7 (05:39):
Well, Landlock has played that to you.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
I know.
Speaker 7 (05:40):
Wait a minute, I tell you what it done.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Now.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
I done bought you a box of fine sea guards,
you know, Corona coronas, and I wanted them to be
perfect for you, and I thought i'd puff on one
to see how they was. And the first one seemed
to be a little too dry. So whoever I finished
that one, I decided to puff on another one, and
that one was too moist, you see, so I thought
I'd try another one. Well then away between the puffin
and the drying and the Morston. Why the next thing
(06:04):
I know, you Christmas went up and smoking.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Well, Kingfish. You see, it was all I could do
to manage to scrape up something for Amos and his kids.
I was too broke to get you or anything this
Christmas came.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
Well, Lenna, I was just thinking, now, if you want
to go down to the friend of Loon coming in
the corner whire, they'd be glad to let you have it.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Uh, come in, Oh hi, lightning high, good.
Speaker 7 (06:27):
Mind by then, hie, you are the kings here.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Well, Lean'm glad you dropped by just thinking about you.
You know, you got to think of your friends at
Christmas time. It's the spirit of good cheer, peace on earth,
and it's time of the year when the spirit of
friendship and brothering.
Speaker 7 (06:43):
And those spreads throughout the world.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
King Fish, if you don't get out of here, I'm
gonna punch you right in the nose. You hear that?
Speaker 7 (06:48):
Oh wait, already the certa.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
There's a fine attitude to take a Christmas time. Goodbye
to both of you.
Speaker 7 (06:53):
Bomb.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Well, I didn't I see You're done wrapped up them
presents for me like I asked you to. Oh yeah, I.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
Down, Well each one of 'em separate out.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, well that's good. But wait a minute, year, how
am I gonna know which one is the crayons?
Speaker 7 (07:07):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (07:07):
Oh, well, that's simple Missander, you'll see on the crayons
there I put a k.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Wait a minute, light them. Don't you know that crayons
starts with a C certainly c R O U T
O N S crayons?
Speaker 6 (07:27):
Well, uh, you you ain't given away many presents this year,
is Missander?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
No, I got a little something for Amos and Ruby.
These toye soldiers I got for Amos Junior is alright,
But I don't know if Aarbadella's gonna like these crayons
or not.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
Ah, the shoes, she'll like 'em. And anyway, what do
you know what you like him? Why you don't like Mazanda?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Well there's a trouble lightning. I do know what she likes.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
Well, that don't make no difference. You flat busted anyway.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yeah, and that's what's troubling me. I just broke and say, like, no,
what time is it? Uh?
Speaker 7 (08:02):
Is about one o'clock? Then one o'clock.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
I just get an idea, like, no, let me get
up here. I think I'm gonna take a walk down
to that department store on the corner. Come in.
Speaker 7 (08:22):
You want to see me?
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I guess?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
So?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Is you the gentleman to do the hiring for the
department Storey's night. My name is Simmons. Yeah, well, I
was wondering if you needed any extra sales help for
this last minute rush this afternoon, I would work hard.
Speaker 9 (08:36):
Well, we did need extra help up until this morning,
but I think we can get through the rest of
the day with the salespeople we have.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Oh well, thank you, just the same as say, uh
wait just a minute, yes, yes, maybe you can't help us.
Was that well?
Speaker 9 (08:51):
One of our Santa Claus helpers was called home his
wife was taken ill suddenly, and well we could use
somebody to take his place.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Do you think you could do it? Be Santa Claus's helper?
That's right, Well, I ain't never done it before, and
I don't uh show show I can do it.
Speaker 9 (09:07):
Fine, fine, you go down and see mister Walker on
the fourth floor. He'll give you your Santa Claus suit
and whiskers. Then come back here and I'll tell you
just what you're supposed to do.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yes, sir, thank you, sir, Thank you.
Speaker 9 (09:26):
Well, mister Brown, you look very well in that outfit. Yes, sir,
I see you've got that pillow in there, just right.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
I ain't no pillow, that's me.
Speaker 9 (09:37):
Well, I think you're going to make a fine Santa Claus.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Mister Brown.
Speaker 9 (09:40):
Now you just put on these whiskers and hat and
you're all set.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Yes, sir. Now what must I do, mister Simmons, Well,
you can get into the toy department right through the
back door of my office.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Here.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
The Santa Claus chair is right there, and I just
sits there and talks to the children. Huh, that's right.
Speaker 9 (09:57):
You just have the children come up one at a time,
and if you run into any difficulties of any kind,
just call the floor walker.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Yes, sir, if I have any trouble, I'll call the
floor walker. Good luck, Santa right through that door. Day,
Thank you, sir, thank you. Well, there's a Santa Claus chairs,
a lot of children waiting on ready chair. Oh they're done,
spottynxs hey quiet quiet, quiet kids quiet, Wait a minute,
(10:26):
Wait a minute. I better sit down here and get started,
all right, Sonny ha ha, you is first, come right
up here and sit on Santy Claus's lap. Ha ha.
That's the boy. Now, tell Santa Claus, what does you
want for Christmas?
Speaker 5 (10:46):
I want to hop along Cassidy hat, hop along, Cassidy shirt,
hop Along Cassidy Spurs, hop Along, Casidy Bell, hop Along.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Casidy Gun, hop Along Cassidy boots and a hop along
Cassidy toothbrush.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Well and tell me something, little fella. Uh, just who
is your favorite cowboy star Roy Rogers? You is a
nice little boy? You know what? What is your name?
Sammy Jackson? Will tell me something? Sammy? Is you been
a good boy?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I would have known that without asking. You look like
a smart little fella. I bet you were smart in school.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
No, I ain't.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
You ain't smart in school.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
No, I ain't.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
I bet you try hard, though, don't you?
Speaker 4 (11:30):
No?
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Well, Uh, you're gonna try hard after you go back
after the vacation though.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Agent, No, I ain't.
Speaker 10 (11:39):
I ain't never gonna try hard because I hate school
and it ain't nothing you can do about it.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Oh, floor Walker, can you come over here?
Speaker 7 (11:52):
Floor Walker?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
If I gets everything.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
I ask for, I'll try hard.
Speaker 7 (11:56):
Never mind, floor Walker.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
That's a good little boy, sam Hey, you just hang
up your stock and I never think gonna be alright?
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Okay, thank you, Santa Claus.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Yeah am I next, Yeah you was next my mind.
Say you was a sweet little girl. Now, what can
Santa do for a pretty little girl like you.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Mommy said when I came up here, I could sit
on your lap.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Oh sure, yeah, let me lift you up here. Hm. There,
here is you, as light as a fella. What's your name, honey,
Patricia Washington. M that's a pretty name too. And that's
a pretty little coach you got on there.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
My mother made it for me. She made my hat.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Too, well, Patricia. I suppose you come up to tell
me what you want for Christmas?
Speaker 10 (12:41):
No, Santa, I wrote you a letter about that. I
just came up to visit with you.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Oh well that was nice up here. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (12:50):
I guess when you've been out delivering presents all Christmas Eve,
when you get home, you must be awfully tired, Santa Claus.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Uh yeah, I guess I was pretty tired of that. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (13:01):
And I'll bet your little girl comes up to you
and throws her arms around you like I do when
my daddy comes home tired.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Well, uh, no, honey, my little girl don't do that,
cause you see, I don't have no little girl. I
live by myself, all by yourself, all by myself.
Speaker 10 (13:21):
Then, just for today, I'll be your little girl here.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Oh, thank you honey, thank you very much. Uh I
I why.
Speaker 10 (13:35):
Santa Claus didn't you like it having a little girl
hug and kiss you. I noticed there's a tear running
down your cheek.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Oh no, honey, I like that more than I could
ever tell you. But don't you pay no attention to
that tear. It's it's just at at Christmas time, your
eye is able to do funny things to you. And
I'll tell you something else too. Santa is really gonna
come to your house.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Yeah, thank you. Marry Christmas, Santa clar Merry Christmas to you.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Honey. Alright, who's next? I'm next?
Speaker 7 (14:10):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Come right up, Sonny?
Speaker 7 (14:11):
Uh uh?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
What's your name? Jonathan Waldorf? Curtis Higgins the Third? Yeah,
well I'll just call you Johnny. Now what do you
want for Christmas? Johnny?
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Wait a minute before I tell you?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Are you the real Santa Claus? Well? Uh, I have
Santa Clauses help her.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
Well, I guess that's okay, but I don't like doing
business with no middleman.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Ha ha ha. You know, talking to me is just
like talking to Santy yourself. I got the sleigh and
the reindeers and everything.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
Oh yeah, well, alright, then, just what are the reindeer's names?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Uh? You wanna know the reindeer's name?
Speaker 5 (15:00):
Well, if you're Santa Claus Helper, you ought to know
the names.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Yeah, well there's uh Donner blitzing, thunder Francer and uh
uh stinking blinking to not what you want for Christmas? Johnny?
Speaker 5 (15:19):
I wanna electric train, I want a bicycle, and I
want a model airplane with a real gasoline engine.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Yeah. Well that's all pretty expensive stuff. But I don't
know if you're gonna get all of that.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Oh you don't.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Huh huh see you over here a minute, yes, sa,
I mean, uh, well, well, well what do you want? Now?
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Listen, Bud? Do I get that stuff?
Speaker 10 (15:42):
Or do I have to punch you in the nose
in front of all these kids all floor?
Speaker 7 (15:47):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Uh well, Sonny, fist uh never mind, four walker, Okay,
you'll get the stuff.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
I'd better Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Alright, alright, Uh who's next?
Speaker 3 (16:01):
I have?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Oh a step right up, Sonny? Yes, sir, And what's
your name?
Speaker 3 (16:06):
William Smith?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Yeah? Well William, I suppose a big fellow like you
want a cowboy suit for Christmas? Too? Huh Nope, electric trains, Nope,
bicycle nope, pair of boxing gloves. Nope. Well tell me, William,
what would you like a baby sister? You want a
baby sister?
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Yes, how could I get one?
Speaker 7 (16:29):
All floor walk?
Speaker 9 (16:41):
Well you look a little one out, mister Brown.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Oh yeah, I was a little tired. I never talked
to so many kids in all my life. Jee is
cute though, you did very well.
Speaker 9 (16:52):
All the children seemed very happy, and the parents were
just standing there beaming.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Yes, well, thank you sir. We certainly appreciated having you
here this afternoon. So well. I enjoyed it too, And
of course, like I told you when I made the
deal with you, I've done it for special reason. Yes,
and here it is, mister Brown.
Speaker 9 (17:10):
I had the stock boy take it out of the window,
the talking doll.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
The Ames and Andy Christmas Show is being brought to
you by the makers of Brinso, the only sat in
all the world that contains solium. Well that brings us
(17:48):
up to this evening, which is Christmas Eve. Andy, with
his arms full of presents, has come up to Amos's apartments.
Speaker 7 (17:55):
Well, come in, Andy, Merry Christmas boy.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Amos is the kids around?
Speaker 6 (17:59):
Oh no, it is all in bed Arbadella is the
last one. She just went to bed a few minutes ago.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Yeah, well, I didn't want on the kids to see
me come in with these packages. Let me put them
down here under the tree.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
Oh gee, you got a lot of stuff to and
it looked like you didn't forget nobody.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Yeah, where's Ruby?
Speaker 6 (18:13):
Well she and o Mama went to church for Christmas
Eve services and I kind of baby sitting with the
children tonight.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Well I got a present here for you, Amos.
Speaker 7 (18:20):
Oh, thank Andy.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
And here's something for your wife Ruby. And here's something
for Mama. And I got a box of them toy
soldiers here for Junior.
Speaker 7 (18:28):
Oh that's wonderful what you got in that big box?
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Then?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Oh that well that's a special gift, Amos. That's for Arbadella.
Speaker 7 (18:34):
Arbadella.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Yeah, I didn't put no card on it, so just
tell her that this is from Santa Claus.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (18:40):
Any, sure was wonderful to the kids. Not only are Christmas,
but all the time.
Speaker 7 (18:44):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Well you know, Amos, I ain't never had none of
my own, So I guess the next best thing is
kind of being Uncle Andy to all of yours.
Speaker 7 (18:51):
Yeah, why you headed for nine?
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Well, I'm going to spend Christmas Eve with the Kingfish.
We're putting on a little dinner party. We done bought
a twelve pound turkey.
Speaker 7 (18:59):
Oh that nice. How many is your hair gonna be here?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Just me and him? Well, run along and wish everybody
a merry Christmas.
Speaker 6 (19:08):
I'm Merry Christmas to you two. And now I going
back with Albadella. Now and see she's asleep. You know
how kids is on Christmas Eve?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Yeah, well, so long Amas.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
Thanks again, and then see you tomorrow. Merry Christmas. Bring
food to Royal Dier damn and crown him Lord well allD, Butdella,
look at you. I thought you'd be sound asleep by now,
and there you is, sitting up in bed.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
I do long to excited. I don't think I can
sleep tonight.
Speaker 6 (19:38):
Yeah, well, honey, everybody's got to sleep tonight. Uh, just
cause Santa is coming in the morning. Why you can't
stay awake all night? Uh he won't come and people
will stay awake.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
How long before he'll be here, daddy?
Speaker 6 (19:52):
Well, I tell you put your head down on the
pillar and go to sleep now. And if you will sleep,
it'll only seem like one minute before Sandy will be here.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Oh all right, Daddy, I'll try. I certainly am excited though, Daddy.
Speaker 7 (20:05):
Well, I guess all the little kids is excited tonight.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Daddy. Can I turn on the little radio before I
go to sleep?
Speaker 6 (20:12):
Well, just for a minute or two. I'll snap it
off for you. Yeah, yeah, Now I let it warm
up for a few seconds. We don't wanna wake up
your little brother and namess Andra.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Her music never wakes them up. Daddy.
Speaker 7 (20:27):
Well, lemme street and you covers her a little bit?
Is you said your prayers?
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Mommyht my prayers before she went out? Daddy?
Speaker 9 (20:35):
The Christmas choir continues with the Lord's Prayer.
Speaker 7 (20:39):
Well, now get under the covers, honey, Daddy, could you.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Get some Christmas music on the radio, My.
Speaker 6 (20:46):
Darling, this is the very best Christmas music you could get.
Speaker 7 (20:50):
They is gonna sing the Lord's Prayer.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Oh, I been seeing the Lorge Prayer with Mommy. She's
been teaching it to me.
Speaker 7 (20:56):
Yes, I know she is.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
What does the Lorge Prayer mean?
Speaker 6 (21:01):
Well, it means an awful lot, and with the world
like it is today, it seems to have a bigger
meaning than ever before.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
But what does the Lord's Prayer really mean? Boddy?
Speaker 7 (21:12):
The Lord's prayer. Well, darling, I'll explain it to you.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
A read your body.
Speaker 7 (21:17):
Yeah, now you lay down and you listen.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
Ay.
Speaker 6 (21:21):
Now, the first line of the Lord's prayer is this
our Father, which art in heaven. Now that means Father
of all that is good, where no wrong can ever dwell.
And then it says hallowed be thy name. Now that means, darling,
(21:45):
that we should love and respect all that is good.
And then it says, after that, Thy kingdom come, Thy
will be done in earth as it is in heaven.
Now that means, darling, as we clean our hearts of
all hate and selfishness, and fill our hearts with the love,
(22:09):
the good, the true, and the beautiful, and earth, where
we are now will be just like heaven.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
That would be wonderful day.
Speaker 7 (22:19):
Then it says, give us this day our daily bread.
Speaker 6 (22:26):
Now that means to feed our hearts and minds with kindness,
with love, and with courage, which will make us strong
for our daily tasks. And then after that the next
line of the Lord's prayer is and forgive us our debts.
Speaker 7 (22:47):
As we forgive our debtus. Do you remember the Golden rule,
love bottle?
Speaker 6 (22:52):
Well, that means that we must keep the Golden Rule,
and do unto others as we would want them to
do under us. And then it says, and lead us
not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Now that means,
my darling, to ask God to help us do and
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to see and to think right, so that we will
neither be led or tempted by anything that is bad.
For Thine is the Kingdom, the power, and the glory
forever are men. Now that means darling at all the
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world and everything in it, the lungs, the God's kingdom, everything,
your mommy, your daddy, your little brother, your sister, your grandma,
you and everybody, and as we know that and act
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as if we know it, that my darling daughter is.
Speaker 7 (24:04):
The real spirit of Christmas.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
That's good, Daddy.
Speaker 6 (24:11):
Well, now I guess I ought to cut off the
radio and let you go to sleep.
Speaker 7 (24:16):
Good night, Daddy, Good night, sweetheart.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Daddy. We'll leave the little radio on when.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
I go to sleep, alright, I'll leave it on and
you can listen to some Christmas music.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
Oh what you're got a name? Pretty bad?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Oh Mary, what you got a name?
Speaker 8 (25:30):
Pretty little baby? Glory to lend your bond. So we
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called him one thing. I think I'll say a man, you.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Will glow.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
Glow.
Speaker 11 (26:21):
They're taken him on the shoulder and making him.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
They've got.
Speaker 7 (26:35):
Glow the same.
Speaker 6 (27:11):
Well, she's asleep. Merry Christmas, my dolling O, folks, speaking
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for everybody in our show. Here the cast, our writers
Joe Connelly, Bob Mosier and Bob Ross, our musical director
Jeff Alexander, his orchestra and course, and for Lever Brothers Company,
the people who make Brinso with Saulium, Me and Andy,
want to wish you very merry Christmas to you, your
family's in the finest New Year. Every Christmas, everybody, good night, folks,
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See you next Sunday.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
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are still undernourished. In spite of the aid given our government.
The continued help of individuals is needed to combat malnutrition
and disease. You can help these needy people by sending
a food or clothing package through Care. Why not send
your contribution today to the Care office in your community
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and we sure to join us again at the same
time next Sunday, New Year's Eve, when Leber Brothers Company,
the makers of Brinso with sodium, but again Presenty Haymos
and Andy show This is Ken Nile Speaking is a
c S Columbia broadcasting system
It's the Amos and Andy Christmas Show. Rap Till You
Buy Rinso, the only soulf that contains solia. Other Christmas
Eve of nineteen fifty Leber Brothers Company, the makers of
Rinso with Sodium Again brings you the amoson Andy Christmas Show.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
And now here they are.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
With their Christmas cast and Jeff Alexander and his orchestra
in chorus Radio's all time favorites, Amos and Andy. Well,
this is Sunday, Christmas Eve, but let's go back to
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yesterday morning. Andy's out with Amos's little girl, Arbadilla on
their annual tour of the store windows.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
We're not looking this from Uncle Andy.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Yeah, they sure got a lot of toys in there. Anything,
I've never.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Seen too many toys. It's just like something you dream about.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah, hey, there's something cute there. There's a paint set.
Look what it saying there? Junior paint set twelve dollars
and ninety five cents, complete with easel.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
What's any easel? Uncle Andy?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Easel? It's one of them things. Uh, well, all artists
has got 'em. They can't do without 'em.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Oh what do they use them for?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Well? Wears them on the head. Uh, got a little
tassel on and it keeps the head warm while they're paint.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Your uncle Andy, you know everything, don't you?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Well most everything. A couple of things might have slipped
by me. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
That's cute. What does that say?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
That's a baby doll set, complete with pre amb You
letur hy.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
What's a creat i'mbu laiter, Uncle Andy?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Well, uh, it's just like one of them measles. But
I ain't got no tassel on.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Looking clany. Here's what I been waiting to see.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
You, dear.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
The one in the corner, got big doll there?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yeah, that show is a pretty doll Arbidela.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yes, that's a talking doll. That's the one I wrote
nice Santa Claus to bring me. But Daddy said I
wrote the letter too late. And see I only wrote
it two days ago.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah. Well, maybe your papa ain't got the money. I mean, Uh,
that ain't give him Santa Claus much time. You got
to write him before that.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Oh isn't she pretty? Duncle Andy? Daddy's a Tanta Claus
would bring her to me next Christmas?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Oh sure, you see, that'll give you more time.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
We're having a good time today, my uncle Andy. I
like being out.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
With you, Yes, and I like being out with you too.
Arbadella up, but they't no sense us stand outside this
window eyeballing that doll all day. I guess we gotta
get on home.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Now, Ohncle and Andy. Couldn't I just look at the
talking dog once more?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Oh sure, Arbadella, go ahead, m That.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Sure is a pretty dress she's got on. But when
Santaclaus brings it to me next year, I'm gonna make
a lot more pretty dresses pinkuins. I can hardly wait
till next Christmas. It's on me a year.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Oh, come in kink uh well, b and.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
The merry Christmas beatings over the season.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
Say what you doing stressed out in bid?
Speaker 8 (03:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I'm just laying down for a minute. I got a
little woozy while I was out Christmas shopping with Arbadella.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
Yah, well, you don't look too good around the gills.
You look a little like a frownder that's just been gaffed.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
There.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
I gather little strengers out Christmas shopping.
Speaker 7 (03:57):
For all your dear friends. And you wanna remember space
you did this time of the year.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yeah, well, I don't know what's wrong with me. I
done took my temperature a few minutes ago and the
thermostat went up to one hundred and one.
Speaker 7 (04:10):
One. That ain't good.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
And well, did that mean I are sick? Well?
Speaker 7 (04:14):
Aw, I don't want alarm. You're nothing.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
But I had a cat once that had a temperature
of one hundred and one. The next thing, I know,
you started foaming at the mouth. Then she drove to
the dining room window, landed on the street, and climbed
forty feet up a twenty foot tree, and a half
hour later she had a little kittens too.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Well, I don't think that I as that sick.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
Well, And like I said, you probably wore yourself out
with too much Christmas shopping. So I go do your
big favor, boy, instead of having you come all the
way up to my house with that big president, I
know you done bought from it. I just take this
thing with me. Now, see if you the trip. See
there there all were thinking of you. What kind of
a pair would I beat her? Let a sick man
look a great big box up to my house on
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Christmas the hill. Yeah, you gotta think of your friends
on Christmas. The spirit of good chill peep on Earth
and Mizzle tooing on doll uh, Kingfish, yeahah, just see it,
and I kind of choke up, and I was filled
with the spirit of French your brotherland.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Kingfish, Oh what is it they have? The old I
ain't got no present for you.
Speaker 7 (05:30):
How would you like to have a punch in the mouth.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Listen, King Fish, don't you say nothing to me? I
give you that pendant pencil set last year, and you
didn't give me nothing.
Speaker 7 (05:39):
Well, Landlock has played that to you.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
I know.
Speaker 7 (05:40):
Wait a minute, I tell you what it done.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Now.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
I done bought you a box of fine sea guards,
you know, Corona coronas, and I wanted them to be
perfect for you, and I thought i'd puff on one
to see how they was. And the first one seemed
to be a little too dry. So whoever I finished
that one, I decided to puff on another one, and
that one was too moist, you see, so I thought
I'd try another one. Well then away between the puffin
and the drying and the Morston. Why the next thing
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I know, you Christmas went up and smoking.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Well, Kingfish. You see, it was all I could do
to manage to scrape up something for Amos and his kids.
I was too broke to get you or anything this
Christmas came.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
Well, Lenna, I was just thinking, now, if you want
to go down to the friend of Loon coming in
the corner whire, they'd be glad to let you have it.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Uh, come in, Oh hi, lightning high, good.
Speaker 7 (06:27):
Mind by then, hie, you are the kings here.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Well, Lean'm glad you dropped by just thinking about you.
You know, you got to think of your friends at
Christmas time. It's the spirit of good cheer, peace on earth,
and it's time of the year when the spirit of
friendship and brothering.
Speaker 7 (06:43):
And those spreads throughout the world.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
King Fish, if you don't get out of here, I'm
gonna punch you right in the nose. You hear that?
Speaker 7 (06:48):
Oh wait, already the certa.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
There's a fine attitude to take a Christmas time. Goodbye
to both of you.
Speaker 7 (06:53):
Bomb.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Well, I didn't I see You're done wrapped up them
presents for me like I asked you to. Oh yeah, I.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
Down, Well each one of 'em separate out.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, well that's good. But wait a minute, year, how
am I gonna know which one is the crayons?
Speaker 7 (07:07):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (07:07):
Oh, well, that's simple Missander, you'll see on the crayons
there I put a k.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Wait a minute, light them. Don't you know that crayons
starts with a C certainly c R O U T
O N S crayons?
Speaker 6 (07:27):
Well, uh, you you ain't given away many presents this year,
is Missander?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
No, I got a little something for Amos and Ruby.
These toye soldiers I got for Amos Junior is alright,
But I don't know if Aarbadella's gonna like these crayons
or not.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
Ah, the shoes, she'll like 'em. And anyway, what do
you know what you like him? Why you don't like Mazanda?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Well there's a trouble lightning. I do know what she likes.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
Well, that don't make no difference. You flat busted anyway.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yeah, and that's what's troubling me. I just broke and say, like, no,
what time is it? Uh?
Speaker 7 (08:02):
Is about one o'clock? Then one o'clock.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
I just get an idea, like, no, let me get
up here. I think I'm gonna take a walk down
to that department store on the corner. Come in.
Speaker 7 (08:22):
You want to see me?
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I guess?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
So?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Is you the gentleman to do the hiring for the
department Storey's night. My name is Simmons. Yeah, well, I
was wondering if you needed any extra sales help for
this last minute rush this afternoon, I would work hard.
Speaker 9 (08:36):
Well, we did need extra help up until this morning,
but I think we can get through the rest of
the day with the salespeople we have.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Oh well, thank you, just the same as say, uh
wait just a minute, yes, yes, maybe you can't help us.
Was that well?
Speaker 9 (08:51):
One of our Santa Claus helpers was called home his
wife was taken ill suddenly, and well we could use
somebody to take his place.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Do you think you could do it? Be Santa Claus's helper?
That's right, Well, I ain't never done it before, and
I don't uh show show I can do it.
Speaker 9 (09:07):
Fine, fine, you go down and see mister Walker on
the fourth floor. He'll give you your Santa Claus suit
and whiskers. Then come back here and I'll tell you
just what you're supposed to do.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yes, sir, thank you, sir, Thank you.
Speaker 9 (09:26):
Well, mister Brown, you look very well in that outfit. Yes, sir,
I see you've got that pillow in there, just right.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
I ain't no pillow, that's me.
Speaker 9 (09:37):
Well, I think you're going to make a fine Santa Claus.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Mister Brown.
Speaker 9 (09:40):
Now you just put on these whiskers and hat and
you're all set.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Yes, sir. Now what must I do, mister Simmons, Well,
you can get into the toy department right through the
back door of my office.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Here.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
The Santa Claus chair is right there, and I just
sits there and talks to the children. Huh, that's right.
Speaker 9 (09:57):
You just have the children come up one at a time,
and if you run into any difficulties of any kind,
just call the floor walker.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Yes, sir, if I have any trouble, I'll call the
floor walker. Good luck, Santa right through that door. Day,
Thank you, sir, thank you. Well, there's a Santa Claus chairs,
a lot of children waiting on ready chair. Oh they're done,
spottynxs hey quiet quiet, quiet kids quiet, Wait a minute,
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Wait a minute. I better sit down here and get started,
all right, Sonny ha ha, you is first, come right
up here and sit on Santy Claus's lap. Ha ha.
That's the boy. Now, tell Santa Claus, what does you
want for Christmas?
Speaker 5 (10:46):
I want to hop along Cassidy hat, hop along, Cassidy shirt,
hop Along Cassidy Spurs, hop Along, Casidy Bell, hop Along.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Casidy Gun, hop Along Cassidy boots and a hop along
Cassidy toothbrush.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Well and tell me something, little fella. Uh, just who
is your favorite cowboy star Roy Rogers? You is a
nice little boy? You know what? What is your name?
Sammy Jackson? Will tell me something? Sammy? Is you been
a good boy?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I would have known that without asking. You look like
a smart little fella. I bet you were smart in school.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
No, I ain't.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
You ain't smart in school.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
No, I ain't.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
I bet you try hard, though, don't you?
Speaker 4 (11:30):
No?
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Well, Uh, you're gonna try hard after you go back
after the vacation though.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Agent, No, I ain't.
Speaker 10 (11:39):
I ain't never gonna try hard because I hate school
and it ain't nothing you can do about it.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Oh, floor Walker, can you come over here?
Speaker 7 (11:52):
Floor Walker?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
If I gets everything.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
I ask for, I'll try hard.
Speaker 7 (11:56):
Never mind, floor Walker.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
That's a good little boy, sam Hey, you just hang
up your stock and I never think gonna be alright?
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Okay, thank you, Santa Claus.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Yeah am I next, Yeah you was next my mind.
Say you was a sweet little girl. Now, what can
Santa do for a pretty little girl like you.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Mommy said when I came up here, I could sit
on your lap.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Oh sure, yeah, let me lift you up here. Hm. There,
here is you, as light as a fella. What's your name, honey,
Patricia Washington. M that's a pretty name too. And that's
a pretty little coach you got on there.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
My mother made it for me. She made my hat.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Too, well, Patricia. I suppose you come up to tell
me what you want for Christmas?
Speaker 10 (12:41):
No, Santa, I wrote you a letter about that. I
just came up to visit with you.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Oh well that was nice up here. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (12:50):
I guess when you've been out delivering presents all Christmas Eve,
when you get home, you must be awfully tired, Santa Claus.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Uh yeah, I guess I was pretty tired of that. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (13:01):
And I'll bet your little girl comes up to you
and throws her arms around you like I do when
my daddy comes home tired.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Well, uh, no, honey, my little girl don't do that,
cause you see, I don't have no little girl. I
live by myself, all by yourself, all by myself.
Speaker 10 (13:21):
Then, just for today, I'll be your little girl here.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Oh, thank you honey, thank you very much. Uh I
I why.
Speaker 10 (13:35):
Santa Claus didn't you like it having a little girl
hug and kiss you. I noticed there's a tear running
down your cheek.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Oh no, honey, I like that more than I could
ever tell you. But don't you pay no attention to
that tear. It's it's just at at Christmas time, your
eye is able to do funny things to you. And
I'll tell you something else too. Santa is really gonna
come to your house.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Yeah, thank you. Marry Christmas, Santa clar Merry Christmas to you.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Honey. Alright, who's next? I'm next?
Speaker 7 (14:10):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Come right up, Sonny?
Speaker 7 (14:11):
Uh uh?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
What's your name? Jonathan Waldorf? Curtis Higgins the Third? Yeah,
well I'll just call you Johnny. Now what do you
want for Christmas? Johnny?
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Wait a minute before I tell you?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Are you the real Santa Claus? Well? Uh, I have
Santa Clauses help her.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
Well, I guess that's okay, but I don't like doing
business with no middleman.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Ha ha ha. You know, talking to me is just
like talking to Santy yourself. I got the sleigh and
the reindeers and everything.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
Oh yeah, well, alright, then, just what are the reindeer's names?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Uh? You wanna know the reindeer's name?
Speaker 5 (15:00):
Well, if you're Santa Claus Helper, you ought to know
the names.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Yeah, well there's uh Donner blitzing, thunder Francer and uh
uh stinking blinking to not what you want for Christmas? Johnny?
Speaker 5 (15:19):
I wanna electric train, I want a bicycle, and I
want a model airplane with a real gasoline engine.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Yeah. Well that's all pretty expensive stuff. But I don't
know if you're gonna get all of that.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Oh you don't.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Huh huh see you over here a minute, yes, sa,
I mean, uh, well, well, well what do you want? Now?
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Listen, Bud? Do I get that stuff?
Speaker 10 (15:42):
Or do I have to punch you in the nose
in front of all these kids all floor?
Speaker 7 (15:47):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Uh well, Sonny, fist uh never mind, four walker, Okay,
you'll get the stuff.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
I'd better Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
Alright, alright, Uh who's next?
Speaker 3 (16:01):
I have?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Oh a step right up, Sonny? Yes, sir, And what's
your name?
Speaker 3 (16:06):
William Smith?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Yeah? Well William, I suppose a big fellow like you
want a cowboy suit for Christmas? Too? Huh Nope, electric trains, Nope,
bicycle nope, pair of boxing gloves. Nope. Well tell me, William,
what would you like a baby sister? You want a
baby sister?
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Yes, how could I get one?
Speaker 7 (16:29):
All floor walk?
Speaker 9 (16:41):
Well you look a little one out, mister Brown.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Oh yeah, I was a little tired. I never talked
to so many kids in all my life. Jee is
cute though, you did very well.
Speaker 9 (16:52):
All the children seemed very happy, and the parents were
just standing there beaming.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Yes, well, thank you sir. We certainly appreciated having you
here this afternoon. So well. I enjoyed it too, And
of course, like I told you when I made the
deal with you, I've done it for special reason. Yes,
and here it is, mister Brown.
Speaker 9 (17:10):
I had the stock boy take it out of the window,
the talking doll.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
The Ames and Andy Christmas Show is being brought to
you by the makers of Brinso, the only sat in
all the world that contains solium. Well that brings us
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up to this evening, which is Christmas Eve. Andy, with
his arms full of presents, has come up to Amos's apartments.
Speaker 7 (17:55):
Well, come in, Andy, Merry Christmas boy.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Amos is the kids around?
Speaker 6 (17:59):
Oh no, it is all in bed Arbadella is the
last one. She just went to bed a few minutes ago.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Yeah, well, I didn't want on the kids to see
me come in with these packages. Let me put them
down here under the tree.
Speaker 6 (18:07):
Oh gee, you got a lot of stuff to and
it looked like you didn't forget nobody.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Yeah, where's Ruby?
Speaker 6 (18:13):
Well she and o Mama went to church for Christmas
Eve services and I kind of baby sitting with the
children tonight.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Well I got a present here for you, Amos.
Speaker 7 (18:20):
Oh, thank Andy.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
And here's something for your wife Ruby. And here's something
for Mama. And I got a box of them toy
soldiers here for Junior.
Speaker 7 (18:28):
Oh that's wonderful what you got in that big box?
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Then?
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Oh that well that's a special gift, Amos. That's for Arbadella.
Speaker 7 (18:34):
Arbadella.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Yeah, I didn't put no card on it, so just
tell her that this is from Santa Claus.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (18:40):
Any, sure was wonderful to the kids. Not only are Christmas,
but all the time.
Speaker 7 (18:44):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Well you know, Amos, I ain't never had none of
my own, So I guess the next best thing is
kind of being Uncle Andy to all of yours.
Speaker 7 (18:51):
Yeah, why you headed for nine?
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Well, I'm going to spend Christmas Eve with the Kingfish.
We're putting on a little dinner party. We done bought
a twelve pound turkey.
Speaker 7 (18:59):
Oh that nice. How many is your hair gonna be here?
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Just me and him? Well, run along and wish everybody
a merry Christmas.
Speaker 6 (19:08):
I'm Merry Christmas to you two. And now I going
back with Albadella. Now and see she's asleep. You know
how kids is on Christmas Eve?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Yeah, well, so long Amas.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
Thanks again, and then see you tomorrow. Merry Christmas. Bring
food to Royal Dier damn and crown him Lord well allD, Butdella,
look at you. I thought you'd be sound asleep by now,
and there you is, sitting up in bed.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
I do long to excited. I don't think I can
sleep tonight.
Speaker 6 (19:38):
Yeah, well, honey, everybody's got to sleep tonight. Uh, just
cause Santa is coming in the morning. Why you can't
stay awake all night? Uh he won't come and people
will stay awake.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
How long before he'll be here, daddy?
Speaker 6 (19:52):
Well, I tell you put your head down on the
pillar and go to sleep now. And if you will sleep,
it'll only seem like one minute before Sandy will be here.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Oh all right, Daddy, I'll try. I certainly am excited though, Daddy.
Speaker 7 (20:05):
Well, I guess all the little kids is excited tonight.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Daddy. Can I turn on the little radio before I
go to sleep?
Speaker 6 (20:12):
Well, just for a minute or two. I'll snap it
off for you. Yeah, yeah, Now I let it warm
up for a few seconds. We don't wanna wake up
your little brother and namess Andra.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Her music never wakes them up. Daddy.
Speaker 7 (20:27):
Well, lemme street and you covers her a little bit?
Is you said your prayers?
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Mommyht my prayers before she went out? Daddy?
Speaker 9 (20:35):
The Christmas choir continues with the Lord's Prayer.
Speaker 7 (20:39):
Well, now get under the covers, honey, Daddy, could you.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Get some Christmas music on the radio, My.
Speaker 6 (20:46):
Darling, this is the very best Christmas music you could get.
Speaker 7 (20:50):
They is gonna sing the Lord's Prayer.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Oh, I been seeing the Lorge Prayer with Mommy. She's
been teaching it to me.
Speaker 7 (20:56):
Yes, I know she is.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
What does the Lorge Prayer mean?
Speaker 6 (21:01):
Well, it means an awful lot, and with the world
like it is today, it seems to have a bigger
meaning than ever before.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
But what does the Lord's Prayer really mean? Boddy?
Speaker 7 (21:12):
The Lord's prayer. Well, darling, I'll explain it to you.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
A read your body.
Speaker 7 (21:17):
Yeah, now you lay down and you listen.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
Ay.
Speaker 6 (21:21):
Now, the first line of the Lord's prayer is this
our Father, which art in heaven. Now that means Father
of all that is good, where no wrong can ever dwell.
And then it says hallowed be thy name. Now that means, darling,
(21:45):
that we should love and respect all that is good.
And then it says, after that, Thy kingdom come, Thy
will be done in earth as it is in heaven.
Now that means, darling, as we clean our hearts of
all hate and selfishness, and fill our hearts with the love,
(22:09):
the good, the true, and the beautiful, and earth, where
we are now will be just like heaven.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
That would be wonderful day.
Speaker 7 (22:19):
Then it says, give us this day our daily bread.
Speaker 6 (22:26):
Now that means to feed our hearts and minds with kindness,
with love, and with courage, which will make us strong
for our daily tasks. And then after that the next
line of the Lord's prayer is and forgive us our debts.
Speaker 7 (22:47):
As we forgive our debtus. Do you remember the Golden rule,
love bottle?
Speaker 6 (22:52):
Well, that means that we must keep the Golden Rule,
and do unto others as we would want them to
do under us. And then it says, and lead us
not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Now that means,
my darling, to ask God to help us do and
(23:16):
to see and to think right, so that we will
neither be led or tempted by anything that is bad.
For Thine is the Kingdom, the power, and the glory
forever are men. Now that means darling at all the
(23:38):
world and everything in it, the lungs, the God's kingdom, everything,
your mommy, your daddy, your little brother, your sister, your grandma,
you and everybody, and as we know that and act
(23:59):
as if we know it, that my darling daughter is.
Speaker 7 (24:04):
The real spirit of Christmas.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
That's good, Daddy.
Speaker 6 (24:11):
Well, now I guess I ought to cut off the
radio and let you go to sleep.
Speaker 7 (24:16):
Good night, Daddy, Good night, sweetheart.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Daddy. We'll leave the little radio on when.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
I go to sleep, alright, I'll leave it on and
you can listen to some Christmas music.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
Oh what you're got a name? Pretty bad?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Oh Mary, what you got a name?
Speaker 8 (25:30):
Pretty little baby? Glory to lend your bond. So we
(25:54):
called him one thing. I think I'll say a man, you.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Will glow.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
Glow.
Speaker 11 (26:21):
They're taken him on the shoulder and making him.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
They've got.
Speaker 7 (26:35):
Glow the same.
Speaker 6 (27:11):
Well, she's asleep. Merry Christmas, my dolling O, folks, speaking
(28:10):
for everybody in our show. Here the cast, our writers
Joe Connelly, Bob Mosier and Bob Ross, our musical director
Jeff Alexander, his orchestra and course, and for Lever Brothers Company,
the people who make Brinso with Saulium, Me and Andy,
want to wish you very merry Christmas to you, your
family's in the finest New Year. Every Christmas, everybody, good night, folks,
(28:30):
See you next Sunday.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Today, Mendons demanded, women and children of Europe and Asia
are still undernourished. In spite of the aid given our government.
The continued help of individuals is needed to combat malnutrition
and disease. You can help these needy people by sending
a food or clothing package through Care. Why not send
your contribution today to the Care office in your community
(29:06):
and we sure to join us again at the same
time next Sunday, New Year's Eve, when Leber Brothers Company,
the makers of Brinso with sodium, but again Presenty Haymos
and Andy show This is Ken Nile Speaking is a
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