August 8, 2025 • 27 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
And you know what that music see, Yes, Sir Amos
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Speaker 2 (00:22):
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Speaker 3 (00:22):
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Jeff Alexander's Music Yours, Julie Harlow, Wilcox and starring Radios
all time favorites Freeman Gosden and Charles Carell.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Amos and Andy.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Good Evening Ladies and gentlemen. I am Charles Carell. I
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Speaker 3 (01:29):
About six months ago, George Kingfish Stevens and his wife's
Sapphire borrowed five hundred.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Dollars on their furniture.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Ever since then, the Kingfish has fallen farther and farther
behind on the payments. The loan company has resorted to
every known device to collect the money, but so far
the old Kingfish has been able to stall them off.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
George Stevens, You're gonna have to do something about it.
Another man was here to day from the finance company.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah, what gimmick did dead boy use to get in?
Did he claim he was a census take or that
we don't want the Irish Cheap Stakes?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
What was that?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
No, this wise guy told us he was from the
Author Godfrey Show, audition and singer. Yes, and I was
in the middle of the last rows of summer when
he pulled a final notice out of his violin case.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah, this was a real sneaky airfit.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
But I was too smart for him, you know that.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Oh, George, this time they'll take our furniture.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Now, all the neighbors on nowhere in debt. Oh the shame.
I'll wear a minute, Mama.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
The fact that we isn't dead ain't no secret around
this building, you know, how about the other day, Mama,
when you throw the collector from the gas coming down
the stairs, he fell on the landlord that was coming
up to collect the rent.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I don't blame mama for that. He was nasty to her.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Yeah, well, I need the first time it happened.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
We gotta find some way.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
To stagger the collectors in the process servers, so they
won't keep falling over each other on the landing.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
You better do something about the finance company, George, because
they really want some money this time.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Or don't worry.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I'll think of some kind of stall and if they
give me two rough time, I'll really fix them for good.
I'll let them take our Crumby furniture. They gets a
loaded this flop house Provincial, they'll really.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Go to business, George.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
This is a tricky outfit.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
They gonna get you sooner later.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Listen, I know if it trick that they can pull
out wise of these people. Actually, I knows as much
about the loan coming to business as they do. I
ought to make that my rocket. Why I could I
could uh uh uh? They waiting, moncha? Or I couldn't
I go into loaning business?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
You talking about? And where would you get.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
The money to start well, and they got a lot
of capital in the bank. Maybe I could talk him
into going and partners with me.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Huh, you won't find Andy putting up the money so
easy and stung.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Him too much in the past. Listen, a smart bee
can even get nectar from a thorny rules. I didn't
have no trouble getting the honey from a big, fat, dim.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Witted Petunia le Ander.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
No, sircing Fish, I ain't gonna put up my money
for us to go into no loan company. Now well,
now look, Andy, you be the president of the company.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I'll be the chairman of the board. Be a great thing.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
No, sir, I'm gonna keep my money right in the
bank where it is while it's in there. The government
guarantees the stuff they standing behind it. Well, what's so
good about that? And let's analyze the thing. Who is
the government the people? And you is the people?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Didn't you? Yeah, well that you were.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Then in other words, you is guaranteeing your own money,
and you certainly don't want a dead beat like yourself
being responsible for you five hundred dollars. I mean, well,
I see your point there, Kingfish. But we could lose
my money in the loan company. Now, wait a minute,
(05:07):
they ain't no risk can it. First of all, we
only lose the money to responsible people. We make sure
that they owns a home, as the automobile, as a
bank account, and is working steady. That's the kind of
customers we want. Yeah, well, if they is doing that, well,
they got their nerve coming in here and asked a
couple of bums like us for money. Oh no, and
the financially at the moment, they might be temporarily decomposed.
(05:31):
You know, their assets might be frozen.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Frozen.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Well, I don't like the idea or waiting for no
hotspell to get my money back.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I guess lucky.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
And if we ain't in the business loan out pryings,
or we'd be bankrupt here before we started. Well, I
like the idea of making money and compound on interest
and all that business. But I still don't see how
we can't lose our money. Well, now lemus playing to
you how it works. You see, we checks on the
people first. It's like, well, suppose, well spools, you take
(06:02):
a beautiful gale out to buy a respensive dinner before
you layers out all that door a smart fella talks
to some of the lover boys down at the pool
hall and gets her done in Bread Street rating in
the smooching department. Oh yeah, well, now you are talking
my language. I'm glad to know this business is tied
up with smooching somewhere. Look here, all you is getting
is is just in trouble by not going into this business. Now,
(06:26):
look here, you understand the loan business. Now what do
you say? Boy, you got five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
In the bank.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
You put up the money and I'll put up the brands. Well, okay,
I think I'll take a chance on the thing. You
put up the brains, but I ain't gonna put up
my whole five hundred dollars. I only gonna put up
three hundred. Well, alright, man, if he wants to do
it that way, all right, But you want to putting
up three hundred dollars, I reserves the right to use
one third of my brands for outside ventures.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
That's what I go down.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Well, and we've been in the loan business here boy
for two hours now. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, great name
we got for the company too, and the super friendly, courteous,
convenient Neighborhood Personal Loan Company of America. Yeah, that show
us a long name to have printed on the door, though,
ain't it.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeh.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
The painter managed to get it all on, though. Trouble
is when they opened the door, half of America stays.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
On the door. Jam.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Well, I sure hope that we get a come in.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
I saw your sign. Is this the super friendly loan company?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Friend?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Friend, and I was friendly Lyndon Stevens.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
And this year's easy payment brown.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Fine, I'd like to borrow three hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Yeah, now of course, Uh, we'll have to have some information.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
First.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Information, Yeah, I said, we got to know a few
smooches or not pay attention to easy payment Jim mother,
he knew in the business.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Sit down here, now tell me this first. What's your
name name? Uh? Long Shot Harrison? Yeah, long shot? Uh?
And your address?
Speaker 5 (08:08):
I live in an apartment at four thirty seven East
one hundred and sixty ninth Street.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Uh, four thirty seven.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Excuse me for protrude and Minster, but ain't that practical
in the East River.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Well, now that you mentioned it, the first three floors
are a little.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Damn Oh yeah yeah, natural natural Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
So now tell me this.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Uh, what did you want the money for.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
I want the money to make a down payment on
a little rose covered cottage in the country for my
dear old mother, Oh night that night.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Well that's a legitimate reason. Now our interest is.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
A two percent?
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Is that by the year or by the month?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
About our.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Well that's high, but I'll only need it for a week.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Well, uh, I'll get out to the money and mossell.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
You can sign right very well, right there.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
On the dotted line, right right over them dots.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
There you are, and here you is three hundred dollars.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
I remember.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Now you're going to return to three hundred dollars plus
the interest and can charge it.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
A week from the day. Very well, see you. Then,
Well then we've.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Got our first customer.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Boy. Yeah, but I don't know, yeh.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Something makes me uneasy about lending money to a man
that wears blue suede shoes and an orange polo coat.
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Speaker 1 (10:42):
Oh, come on in, brons it down. Yeah, say the
week is up. This is the day that that mister
Harrison is coming in repay his loan. Oh yeah, any
with the interesting cart chargers and everything, we will make
a clear profit of about one hundred and fifty bucks
on the boy. Oh yeah, you know, we are a
couple of smart guys.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Uh you think the man is coming in soon, king
for sure, And it don't matter what time he gets here.
The longer he keep the money, the more interest he
goes he is huh. Oh yeah, And suppose he got
hit by automobile or something. While he's laying up there
in the factory war the interest is compounding in our favor. Well,
if the fella gonna have to suffer, it's nice to
(11:20):
know he's suffering in our behalf in it. Oh, we
got a great racket ship boy, one of the greedors
that I never see. Oh, yeah, well, we'll just sit
here and wait for him to come in and pay
the money.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
We're in the money the odo.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
I mean, I won't know what's keeping him.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Kingfie well and.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Him and the sweet old mama's probably watering the ruses
around the vine Covid cottage. Yeah, well, while we waiting
for him to finish water in them flowers, I think
I'll go in the back room and get myself a
cold drink or something. You'll call me if he comes
in with yeah you like that and getting nervous.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Boy that mister Harrison. Hmm.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Come to think of it, that boy is slapping an
awful lot of water on them roses. I wonder if uh, hello,
super friend of Lorane.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Come there.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Hello, This is long Shot Harrison.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Oh hello, miss Harrison.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Yes, sir, yes, sir, Uh you better get over here
with the money because the late charges is mounting up
on you.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
Well, I'm very sorry, but I'm not gonna be able
to pay back that loan. I'm stone broke.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
You broke.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Well, that's just too bad because we're gonna have to
full clothes on the collateral.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
Sorry, but I don't have any collateral.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Way too much, Joe, what about that rose covered cottage
in the country that were you gonna make the down
payment on that?
Speaker 5 (12:43):
Kind of dran out of the money at Belmont Hellong, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello,
Holy Michael.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
I didn't loan the money to a dead beat me
of all people. Me.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
This is like a rattlesnake getting fanged by a coobra.
I gotta get out here before and he finds out
what doesn't happen? Ain't king fish, Did that mister long
shot get here with the money yet? No annoy en
an and no annoy ain't Uh? Oh yeah, boy, the
show costing him a lot of money staying away like this,
ain't it?
Speaker 5 (13:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
It cost him a lot of money in it. Yeah,
you're right, Uh yeah. The poor boob don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
We're sitting here compounding the interest on him, do it
just singing here, Miss President. Uh with the business like
we got here, you know, use tying up all this
man power sitting around waiting here?
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Well, uh, what you mean, mister chairman.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Well instead of both of us sitting around waiting for
mister Harrison while we could divide the waiting in shifts.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Shifts?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah, uh, Miss President supports you take the first shift.
Well fine, I'm a how long was a wait? You? Well,
we ell operate on regularly. Hit our d uh five o'clock.
Now you just sit here at one o'clock in the
morning and I'll come back to stamming of the boarding.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
T go over from then on. You see.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Wait a minute, where you mean I gotta sit here
all night? Well, that's the law. And there you gotta
be open twenty four hours a day alone. Come there
and an all night being ripped bull come under the
clause of the Constitution.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
You see. Oh, if that's the law? Okay, so long
and to see you there.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Wait a minute, just a minute, Kingfish, come here. Suppose
while I'm waiting here, somebody else comes in to make
a loan. What I do, Well, I'll tell him its
president that thirty eight cents in the death drawer.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
They just make the best deed you can.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Boy, may's quarter to two in the morning here. That
Kingfish show is late getting back to take over the
next shift, and I wonder what happened to that mister
long shot. He's gonna ruin them roses with all that water? Uh?
(14:53):
Come in?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Is that your mister law? Oh? Hi amos high and there.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I was going home in my taxi.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Cai.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Yeah, when I see the later on in the large hall,
What is you doing up here at two o'clock in
the morning by yourself? Well, man, the Kingfish is running
the loan company, and I gotta sit here all night
under the baked being amendment. I don't know what kind
of business he was running in there, but it don't
see him right as you sitting here all.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Night, do it?
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Oh? No, emos, this is great for the business. We
loaned a fellow three hundred dollars, and the longer it
takes to pay back the money, they're more interests were
gonna charge. You know, I was figuring here, if he
never comes in and pays us back, we're gonna be millionaires.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
You loaned the fellow three hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Huhn You are still waiting for him to come in
and pay you back.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
The Kingfish say he's coming back and take over the
next shift, but he ain't showed up neither. And if
you ask me, there's something fishy here. You better get
a hold of that Kingfish and find out what's going on. Yeah,
I'm gonna get a hold of him the first thing
in the morning. Well, i'll drive you on home now, son,
come on, no, no, no emos, I'm gonna set you
another couple hours. Maybe that missed the long shot and
his mama done lost their sprinkling can. Oh, good morning, honey,
(16:13):
is my breakfast ridding?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
George Stevens. I've been waiting for you.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
To get up.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
I want to talk to you. Wait, No, what is it? So?
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Has you got any money to pay off the finance
company this time? They ain't taking no stalls. They'll be
around anytime. Out of reapers, that's Eye Furniture.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
No, honey, Well, I did have a deal all worked
there to get some money, but it fell through. But
I'll take care of it somehow, though.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
And another thing, Andy Brown called you up this morning.
I don't know what he's mad at you about but
he said if you didn't get right down to the
lodge hall, he was gonna beat up on you through
the next two shifts.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Well, I better get right on down there then.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
But George ain't had your breakfast yet, and I got
a nice beefsteak for you.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Well, never mind cooking it, just give me the beef
steak row. I gonna need it later for my eye.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
I think.
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Speaker 1 (18:00):
Gentlemen, Oh, good morning brother, and then aunt, good morning me, Kingfish.
You realize I've been sitting here all night waiting for
that mister long shot has to come in with the money. Well,
miss President, I got something to tell you, or something
(18:22):
gone wrong, ain't they Well? You is here the old
expression that money brings a fellow nothing but sadness, and
you was never happy till you get rid of it.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Yeah, I have heard that.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Well, sit down, sun and have a good laugh for yourself,
King Fish, something has done happened to my three hundred bucks,
ain't it well?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Then, as chairman of the board to.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
The president of the company, we have been wiped out
by one of the unforeseen hazards of the loon business.
Was that a leamhorse on a muddy track. Now wait
a minute, Kingfish, you jump talk me into this. Now,
either you give me my money back or I'm gonna
beat up on you now wait to miss your house.
I'm gonna punch you so high your stomach is gonna
go one way and your sack WRELLI act the other.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
I'll tell you you would hit a sick man.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
A man would hydrophobia. What are you talking about? Only
dogs get hydrophobia?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
That you is.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
You lay a hand on me and I'll get you
for cooling the animals.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Match.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
I'm gonna start punching out can there ain't no use resulting,
no fisticuffery here. I was sort of a way to
get your money back from that mister Harrison.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
How is that? We there?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
We is running a legitimate loan. Come there, and the
man done frauded us. Now the thing for us to
do is to get our lawyer Algonquin J. Calhoun, go
down to the courthouse and swallow the one for the
man's arist Yeah you know something. You was right, Yes, sir,
we was in the right this time. And every time
before we've been in court somebody had done drug ers
down there.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
This time we is in the right.
Speaker 7 (19:47):
Don't give us a chance to see how the other
half lives. That's now, Judge relaxed, boys, just say he
gonna see.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Us in his chambers in a few minutes.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Yeah, well, you think we gonna get the money back?
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Calhoun?
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Yeah, and I hope it don't take too much time
because I'm getting the courthouse shakes already.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Now, just take it easy, boys.
Speaker 7 (20:11):
Don't worry about nothing. When we gets in there with
that judge, I gonna get some action.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
I'm gonna wave my finger. It's me. I'm gonna stamp
my feets. I'm gonna holler, and I'm gonna yell.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
I'm gonna pound my fists.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Don't jump up and down. Tellhun what helps pick me up? Boys,
I don't know what rehearse myself here.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
I watch it there, Calhoun, you know you got too
much jurish prudence there for your backbone to handle.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Don't worry about me. I'm gonna be all over that.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Good morning.
Speaker 8 (20:50):
I'm Judge Clarkson. Did you wish to see me about something?
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Does we wish to see you? We is yeah for action,
not talk. We is citizens. We is tax taps.
Speaker 7 (21:01):
The time has come to rally around the goals, to
gather around the feat of justice to fantasy of humanity.
In the breasts of mens Everware.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
High Joyce Stevens and this year than Brown.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Oh oh, I.
Speaker 8 (21:20):
See you two want to have this other man committed?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
No, no, no, no, no, no Leanna, no no, he
ain't no maniac this year is our lawyer, And let
me do the.
Speaker 5 (21:33):
Talking here, Johanna.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Look at these two men standing there.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Look at the pitiful expressions on.
Speaker 7 (21:44):
The moon for expressions in their eyes and the sad,
beaten stoop today. Body, ain't they a mess?
Speaker 8 (22:01):
Tell me just what is all this about?
Speaker 1 (22:04):
You wanna somebody have done frauded us out of three
hundred dollars and we wants to have him arrested.
Speaker 8 (22:09):
I see, Well, just how did this happen?
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Well? You see all they was running a loan company?
Speaker 8 (22:15):
H Well, has your client's license to operate this loan
company been approved by the state?
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Uh? You wanna? We ain't got no license.
Speaker 8 (22:23):
No, mister Calhoun, do you mean to say you're representing
men here who are operating a loan company without a license?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
We will. Don't you realize that's a.
Speaker 8 (22:31):
Direct violation of the law?
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Will Stevens and Brown? What are you trying to pull here? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (22:37):
You heard it, judge, Why are you trying to pull you?
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Wait a minute, we we didn't know.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
We were supposed to have a license. We done was a
loan the fellow three hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
A week ago.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Yeah, and he was supposed to come back yesterday and
pay us four hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 8 (22:56):
Good heavens, that's fifty percent interest. The legal rate this
status ten percent.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Yes, sir, we use the legal red only we used
it five times.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
That's all.
Speaker 8 (23:07):
Counselor, you realize your clients are guilty of usury, You don't.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Have to tell me the law, you, honor.
Speaker 7 (23:14):
I know what they is guilty of. And on top
of that, if you file the bill of particulars, you
can get them for grand staff.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Up, shut up before me and the judge. So, you
two loan sharks.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
In the cling, I asked you one question here, Yes, yes,
what is it?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Are you onna?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Would you give us permission to drop this whole mess
before our lawyer starts booking us into the deathhouse.
Speaker 8 (23:38):
Well, if you want to drop the chargers, that's perfectly
all right with me.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Yeah. Well, so long, y'anna. Yeah, but don't neither one
of you crooks leave town. We might want to get
you on that usury wrap.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
And then you done got your money. Back from the
king Face. Huh, yes, Amos, he don't pawned that gold
watch the brothers give him for twenty five years of
loyal service and he paid me back. Hey, well, this
is something the king face designing to go in the
loan business so he could pay off the loan coming
that was hounding him.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Well, I guess he just ain't had as much experience
collecting money as they hash. Well, at least you got
your money back in and I hope you don't let
it get away from you again. No, sir, Amos, I
don't put it in my sock, and I don't change
them enough for temptation to get much of a crack
at me.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
That was the stupidest thing I ever heard you do,
losing three hundred dollars trying to open our loan comp.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Yeah, of all the crazy things you ever pulled, egg head.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Well, I was just trying to get the money so
we wouldn't lose our furniture.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
We gonna lose it anyway, George, because this is the
day of the collector said he was coming. He's from it.
Oh wait a minute, oh me, that's him now.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
And here goes our furniture.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Well, I'd better talk to him. Maybe I can find
out how he runs alone coming so successfully. Oh humus,
a long shot hasn't Oh so you come back to
pay me the loon at all?
Speaker 5 (25:20):
No, I came up to give you a receipt for
three hundred dollars. You see, I posed as long shot
Harrison to get the money you owed my finance company
on your furniture.
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Speaker 3 (01:29):
About six months ago, George Kingfish Stevens and his wife's
Sapphire borrowed five hundred.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Dollars on their furniture.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Ever since then, the Kingfish has fallen farther and farther
behind on the payments. The loan company has resorted to
every known device to collect the money, but so far
the old Kingfish has been able to stall them off.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
George Stevens, You're gonna have to do something about it.
Another man was here to day from the finance company.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah, what gimmick did dead boy use to get in?
Did he claim he was a census take or that
we don't want the Irish Cheap Stakes?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
What was that?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
No, this wise guy told us he was from the
Author Godfrey Show, audition and singer. Yes, and I was
in the middle of the last rows of summer when
he pulled a final notice out of his violin case.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah, this was a real sneaky airfit.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
But I was too smart for him, you know that.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Oh, George, this time they'll take our furniture.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Now, all the neighbors on nowhere in debt. Oh the shame.
I'll wear a minute, Mama.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
The fact that we isn't dead ain't no secret around
this building, you know, how about the other day, Mama,
when you throw the collector from the gas coming down
the stairs, he fell on the landlord that was coming
up to collect the rent.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I don't blame mama for that. He was nasty to her.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Yeah, well, I need the first time it happened.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
We gotta find some way.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
To stagger the collectors in the process servers, so they
won't keep falling over each other on the landing.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
You better do something about the finance company, George, because
they really want some money this time.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Or don't worry.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
I'll think of some kind of stall and if they
give me two rough time, I'll really fix them for good.
I'll let them take our Crumby furniture. They gets a
loaded this flop house Provincial, they'll really.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Go to business, George.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
This is a tricky outfit.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
They gonna get you sooner later.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Listen, I know if it trick that they can pull
out wise of these people. Actually, I knows as much
about the loan coming to business as they do. I
ought to make that my rocket. Why I could I
could uh uh uh? They waiting, moncha? Or I couldn't
I go into loaning business?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
You talking about? And where would you get.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
The money to start well, and they got a lot
of capital in the bank. Maybe I could talk him
into going and partners with me.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Huh, you won't find Andy putting up the money so
easy and stung.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Him too much in the past. Listen, a smart bee
can even get nectar from a thorny rules. I didn't
have no trouble getting the honey from a big, fat, dim.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Witted Petunia le Ander.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
No, sircing Fish, I ain't gonna put up my money
for us to go into no loan company. Now well,
now look, Andy, you be the president of the company.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I'll be the chairman of the board. Be a great thing.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
No, sir, I'm gonna keep my money right in the
bank where it is while it's in there. The government
guarantees the stuff they standing behind it. Well, what's so
good about that? And let's analyze the thing. Who is
the government the people? And you is the people?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Didn't you? Yeah, well that you were.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Then in other words, you is guaranteeing your own money,
and you certainly don't want a dead beat like yourself
being responsible for you five hundred dollars. I mean, well,
I see your point there, Kingfish. But we could lose
my money in the loan company. Now, wait a minute,
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they ain't no risk can it. First of all, we
only lose the money to responsible people. We make sure
that they owns a home, as the automobile, as a
bank account, and is working steady. That's the kind of
customers we want. Yeah, well, if they is doing that, well,
they got their nerve coming in here and asked a
couple of bums like us for money. Oh no, and
the financially at the moment, they might be temporarily decomposed.
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You know, their assets might be frozen.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Frozen.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Well, I don't like the idea or waiting for no
hotspell to get my money back.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I guess lucky.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
And if we ain't in the business loan out pryings,
or we'd be bankrupt here before we started. Well, I
like the idea of making money and compound on interest
and all that business. But I still don't see how
we can't lose our money. Well, now lemus playing to
you how it works. You see, we checks on the
people first. It's like, well, suppose, well spools, you take
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a beautiful gale out to buy a respensive dinner before
you layers out all that door a smart fella talks
to some of the lover boys down at the pool
hall and gets her done in Bread Street rating in
the smooching department. Oh yeah, well, now you are talking
my language. I'm glad to know this business is tied
up with smooching somewhere. Look here, all you is getting
is is just in trouble by not going into this business. Now,
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look here, you understand the loan business. Now what do
you say? Boy, you got five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
In the bank.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
You put up the money and I'll put up the brands. Well, okay,
I think I'll take a chance on the thing. You
put up the brains, but I ain't gonna put up
my whole five hundred dollars. I only gonna put up
three hundred. Well, alright, man, if he wants to do
it that way, all right, But you want to putting
up three hundred dollars, I reserves the right to use
one third of my brands for outside ventures.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
That's what I go down.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Well, and we've been in the loan business here boy
for two hours now. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, great name
we got for the company too, and the super friendly, courteous,
convenient Neighborhood Personal Loan Company of America. Yeah, that show
us a long name to have printed on the door, though,
ain't it.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeh.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
The painter managed to get it all on, though. Trouble
is when they opened the door, half of America stays.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
On the door. Jam.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Well, I sure hope that we get a come in.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
I saw your sign. Is this the super friendly loan company?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Friend?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Friend, and I was friendly Lyndon Stevens.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
And this year's easy payment brown.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Fine, I'd like to borrow three hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Yeah, now of course, Uh, we'll have to have some information.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
First.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Information, Yeah, I said, we got to know a few
smooches or not pay attention to easy payment Jim mother,
he knew in the business.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Sit down here, now tell me this first. What's your
name name? Uh? Long Shot Harrison? Yeah, long shot? Uh?
And your address?
Speaker 5 (08:08):
I live in an apartment at four thirty seven East
one hundred and sixty ninth Street.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Uh, four thirty seven.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Excuse me for protrude and Minster, but ain't that practical
in the East River.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Well, now that you mentioned it, the first three floors
are a little.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Damn Oh yeah yeah, natural natural Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
So now tell me this.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Uh, what did you want the money for.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
I want the money to make a down payment on
a little rose covered cottage in the country for my
dear old mother, Oh night that night.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Well that's a legitimate reason. Now our interest is.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
A two percent?
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Is that by the year or by the month?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
About our.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Well that's high, but I'll only need it for a week.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Well, uh, I'll get out to the money and mossell.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
You can sign right very well, right there.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
On the dotted line, right right over them dots.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
There you are, and here you is three hundred dollars.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
I remember.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Now you're going to return to three hundred dollars plus
the interest and can charge it.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
A week from the day. Very well, see you. Then,
Well then we've.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Got our first customer.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Boy. Yeah, but I don't know, yeh.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Something makes me uneasy about lending money to a man
that wears blue suede shoes and an orange polo coat.
Good evening.
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Speaker 1 (10:42):
Oh, come on in, brons it down. Yeah, say the
week is up. This is the day that that mister
Harrison is coming in repay his loan. Oh yeah, any
with the interesting cart chargers and everything, we will make
a clear profit of about one hundred and fifty bucks
on the boy. Oh yeah, you know, we are a
couple of smart guys.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Uh you think the man is coming in soon, king
for sure, And it don't matter what time he gets here.
The longer he keep the money, the more interest he
goes he is huh. Oh yeah, And suppose he got
hit by automobile or something. While he's laying up there
in the factory war the interest is compounding in our favor. Well,
if the fella gonna have to suffer, it's nice to
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know he's suffering in our behalf in it. Oh, we
got a great racket ship boy, one of the greedors
that I never see. Oh, yeah, well, we'll just sit
here and wait for him to come in and pay
the money.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
We're in the money the odo.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
I mean, I won't know what's keeping him.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Kingfie well and.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Him and the sweet old mama's probably watering the ruses
around the vine Covid cottage. Yeah, well, while we waiting
for him to finish water in them flowers, I think
I'll go in the back room and get myself a
cold drink or something. You'll call me if he comes
in with yeah you like that and getting nervous.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Boy that mister Harrison. Hmm.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Come to think of it, that boy is slapping an
awful lot of water on them roses. I wonder if uh, hello,
super friend of Lorane.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Come there.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Hello, This is long Shot Harrison.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Oh hello, miss Harrison.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Yes, sir, yes, sir, Uh you better get over here
with the money because the late charges is mounting up
on you.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
Well, I'm very sorry, but I'm not gonna be able
to pay back that loan. I'm stone broke.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
You broke.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Well, that's just too bad because we're gonna have to
full clothes on the collateral.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
Sorry, but I don't have any collateral.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Way too much, Joe, what about that rose covered cottage
in the country that were you gonna make the down
payment on that?
Speaker 5 (12:43):
Kind of dran out of the money at Belmont Hellong, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello,
Holy Michael.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
I didn't loan the money to a dead beat me
of all people. Me.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
This is like a rattlesnake getting fanged by a coobra.
I gotta get out here before and he finds out
what doesn't happen? Ain't king fish, Did that mister long
shot get here with the money yet? No annoy en
an and no annoy ain't Uh? Oh yeah, boy, the
show costing him a lot of money staying away like this,
ain't it?
Speaker 5 (13:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
It cost him a lot of money in it. Yeah,
you're right, Uh yeah. The poor boob don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
We're sitting here compounding the interest on him, do it
just singing here, Miss President. Uh with the business like
we got here, you know, use tying up all this
man power sitting around waiting here?
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Well, uh, what you mean, mister chairman.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Well instead of both of us sitting around waiting for
mister Harrison while we could divide the waiting in shifts.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Shifts?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah, uh, Miss President supports you take the first shift.
Well fine, I'm a how long was a wait? You? Well,
we ell operate on regularly. Hit our d uh five o'clock.
Now you just sit here at one o'clock in the
morning and I'll come back to stamming of the boarding.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
T go over from then on. You see.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Wait a minute, where you mean I gotta sit here
all night? Well, that's the law. And there you gotta
be open twenty four hours a day alone. Come there
and an all night being ripped bull come under the
clause of the Constitution.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
You see. Oh, if that's the law? Okay, so long
and to see you there.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Wait a minute, just a minute, Kingfish, come here. Suppose
while I'm waiting here, somebody else comes in to make
a loan. What I do, Well, I'll tell him its
president that thirty eight cents in the death drawer.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
They just make the best deed you can.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Boy, may's quarter to two in the morning here. That
Kingfish show is late getting back to take over the
next shift, and I wonder what happened to that mister
long shot. He's gonna ruin them roses with all that water? Uh?
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Come in?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Is that your mister law? Oh? Hi amos high and there.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I was going home in my taxi.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Cai.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Yeah, when I see the later on in the large hall,
What is you doing up here at two o'clock in
the morning by yourself? Well, man, the Kingfish is running
the loan company, and I gotta sit here all night
under the baked being amendment. I don't know what kind
of business he was running in there, but it don't
see him right as you sitting here all.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Night, do it?
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Oh? No, emos, this is great for the business. We
loaned a fellow three hundred dollars, and the longer it
takes to pay back the money, they're more interests were
gonna charge. You know, I was figuring here, if he
never comes in and pays us back, we're gonna be millionaires.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
You loaned the fellow three hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Huhn You are still waiting for him to come in
and pay you back.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
The Kingfish say he's coming back and take over the
next shift, but he ain't showed up neither. And if
you ask me, there's something fishy here. You better get
a hold of that Kingfish and find out what's going on. Yeah,
I'm gonna get a hold of him the first thing
in the morning. Well, i'll drive you on home now, son,
come on, no, no, no emos, I'm gonna set you
another couple hours. Maybe that missed the long shot and
his mama done lost their sprinkling can. Oh, good morning, honey,
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is my breakfast ridding?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
George Stevens. I've been waiting for you.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
To get up.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
I want to talk to you. Wait, No, what is it? So?
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Has you got any money to pay off the finance
company this time? They ain't taking no stalls. They'll be
around anytime. Out of reapers, that's Eye Furniture.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
No, honey, Well, I did have a deal all worked
there to get some money, but it fell through. But
I'll take care of it somehow, though.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
And another thing, Andy Brown called you up this morning.
I don't know what he's mad at you about but
he said if you didn't get right down to the
lodge hall, he was gonna beat up on you through
the next two shifts.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Well, I better get right on down there then.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
But George ain't had your breakfast yet, and I got
a nice beefsteak for you.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Well, never mind cooking it, just give me the beef
steak row. I gonna need it later for my eye.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
I think.
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Speaker 1 (18:00):
Gentlemen, Oh, good morning brother, and then aunt, good morning me, Kingfish.
You realize I've been sitting here all night waiting for
that mister long shot has to come in with the money. Well,
miss President, I got something to tell you, or something
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gone wrong, ain't they Well? You is here the old
expression that money brings a fellow nothing but sadness, and
you was never happy till you get rid of it.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Yeah, I have heard that.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Well, sit down, sun and have a good laugh for yourself,
King Fish, something has done happened to my three hundred bucks,
ain't it well?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Then, as chairman of the board to.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
The president of the company, we have been wiped out
by one of the unforeseen hazards of the loon business.
Was that a leamhorse on a muddy track. Now wait
a minute, Kingfish, you jump talk me into this. Now,
either you give me my money back or I'm gonna
beat up on you now wait to miss your house.
I'm gonna punch you so high your stomach is gonna
go one way and your sack WRELLI act the other.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
I'll tell you you would hit a sick man.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
A man would hydrophobia. What are you talking about? Only
dogs get hydrophobia?
Speaker 2 (19:11):
That you is.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
You lay a hand on me and I'll get you
for cooling the animals.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Match.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
I'm gonna start punching out can there ain't no use resulting,
no fisticuffery here. I was sort of a way to
get your money back from that mister Harrison.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
How is that? We there?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
We is running a legitimate loan. Come there, and the
man done frauded us. Now the thing for us to
do is to get our lawyer Algonquin J. Calhoun, go
down to the courthouse and swallow the one for the
man's arist Yeah you know something. You was right, Yes, sir,
we was in the right this time. And every time
before we've been in court somebody had done drug ers
down there.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
This time we is in the right.
Speaker 7 (19:47):
Don't give us a chance to see how the other
half lives. That's now, Judge relaxed, boys, just say he
gonna see.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Us in his chambers in a few minutes.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Yeah, well, you think we gonna get the money back?
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Calhoun?
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Yeah, and I hope it don't take too much time
because I'm getting the courthouse shakes already.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Now, just take it easy, boys.
Speaker 7 (20:11):
Don't worry about nothing. When we gets in there with
that judge, I gonna get some action.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
I'm gonna wave my finger. It's me. I'm gonna stamp
my feets. I'm gonna holler, and I'm gonna yell.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
I'm gonna pound my fists.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Don't jump up and down. Tellhun what helps pick me up? Boys,
I don't know what rehearse myself here.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
I watch it there, Calhoun, you know you got too
much jurish prudence there for your backbone to handle.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Don't worry about me. I'm gonna be all over that.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Good morning.
Speaker 8 (20:50):
I'm Judge Clarkson. Did you wish to see me about something?
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Does we wish to see you? We is yeah for action,
not talk. We is citizens. We is tax taps.
Speaker 7 (21:01):
The time has come to rally around the goals, to
gather around the feat of justice to fantasy of humanity.
In the breasts of mens Everware.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
High Joyce Stevens and this year than Brown.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Oh oh, I.
Speaker 8 (21:20):
See you two want to have this other man committed?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
No, no, no, no, no, no Leanna, no no, he
ain't no maniac this year is our lawyer, And let
me do the.
Speaker 5 (21:33):
Talking here, Johanna.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Look at these two men standing there.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
Look at the pitiful expressions on.
Speaker 7 (21:44):
The moon for expressions in their eyes and the sad,
beaten stoop today. Body, ain't they a mess?
Speaker 8 (22:01):
Tell me just what is all this about?
Speaker 1 (22:04):
You wanna somebody have done frauded us out of three
hundred dollars and we wants to have him arrested.
Speaker 8 (22:09):
I see, Well, just how did this happen?
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Well? You see all they was running a loan company?
Speaker 8 (22:15):
H Well, has your client's license to operate this loan
company been approved by the state?
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Uh? You wanna? We ain't got no license.
Speaker 8 (22:23):
No, mister Calhoun, do you mean to say you're representing
men here who are operating a loan company without a license?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
We will. Don't you realize that's a.
Speaker 8 (22:31):
Direct violation of the law?
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Will Stevens and Brown? What are you trying to pull here? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (22:37):
You heard it, judge, Why are you trying to pull you?
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Wait a minute, we we didn't know.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
We were supposed to have a license. We done was a
loan the fellow three hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
A week ago.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Yeah, and he was supposed to come back yesterday and
pay us four hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 8 (22:56):
Good heavens, that's fifty percent interest. The legal rate this
status ten percent.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Yes, sir, we use the legal red only we used
it five times.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
That's all.
Speaker 8 (23:07):
Counselor, you realize your clients are guilty of usury, You don't.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Have to tell me the law, you, honor.
Speaker 7 (23:14):
I know what they is guilty of. And on top
of that, if you file the bill of particulars, you
can get them for grand staff.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Up, shut up before me and the judge. So, you
two loan sharks.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
In the cling, I asked you one question here, Yes, yes,
what is it?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Are you onna?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Would you give us permission to drop this whole mess
before our lawyer starts booking us into the deathhouse.
Speaker 8 (23:38):
Well, if you want to drop the chargers, that's perfectly
all right with me.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Yeah. Well, so long, y'anna. Yeah, but don't neither one
of you crooks leave town. We might want to get
you on that usury wrap.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
And then you done got your money. Back from the
king Face. Huh, yes, Amos, he don't pawned that gold
watch the brothers give him for twenty five years of
loyal service and he paid me back. Hey, well, this
is something the king face designing to go in the
loan business so he could pay off the loan coming
that was hounding him.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Well, I guess he just ain't had as much experience
collecting money as they hash. Well, at least you got
your money back in and I hope you don't let
it get away from you again. No, sir, Amos, I
don't put it in my sock, and I don't change
them enough for temptation to get much of a crack
at me.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
That was the stupidest thing I ever heard you do,
losing three hundred dollars trying to open our loan comp.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Yeah, of all the crazy things you ever pulled, egg head.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Well, I was just trying to get the money so
we wouldn't lose our furniture.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
We gonna lose it anyway, George, because this is the
day of the collector said he was coming. He's from it.
Oh wait a minute, oh me, that's him now.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
And here goes our furniture.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Well, I'd better talk to him. Maybe I can find
out how he runs alone coming so successfully. Oh humus,
a long shot hasn't Oh so you come back to
pay me the loon at all?
Speaker 5 (25:20):
No, I came up to give you a receipt for
three hundred dollars. You see, I posed as long shot
Harrison to get the money you owed my finance company
on your furniture.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Oh wait a.
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