August 11, 2025 • 29 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Johnson Wax Program with Fipper McGhee and Molly, the
mangers of.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Johnson's Wax and Johnson's self polishing glow Coats prevent Fier
McGee and Molly. Written by Don Quinn, with songs by
Martha Tilton and The King's Men and music by Billy Mills.
The show opens with love is one thing you can
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be sure of during these.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Next few days.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Friends and neighbors will be dropping in unexpectedly for visits
to talk over holiday.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Plans and parties.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Will your home always be ready for them? Floors gleaming
with beauty tabletops, and woodwork spotless. If you practice protective
housekeeping with genuine Johnson's Wax.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
It probably will be.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Daily housework is reduced to a minimum when these surfaces
are Johnson Wax. Rooms are quickly tidied up and properly
waxed floors never really lose that richly polished look that
good housekeepers so much admire.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
When you wax your.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Floors, furniture, and woodwork, you not only protect them against scratches, dirt,
and wear. You not only save yourself hours of work,
but you also win the compliments and praise of your family,
and friends for the beauty that genuine Johnson's wax adds
to your entire home. When you consider the low cost
of those advantages, is it any wonder so many good
housekeepers just couldn't keep house without this famous wax polish.
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But don't be satisfied with anything but the original and
genuine Johnson's Wax in Pace.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Liquid or cream Wax four.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
This is the time of year when a man who
can't suppress his curiosity should be handcuffed and blindfolded.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
For instance, a package came for the McGee.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Today which is almost certainly a Christmas present, and we
invite you to an interesting discussion between.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Fiver McGhee and Molly.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Oh but Molly, look well, we don't know it's a
Christmas press.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
To say, McGee, we're not going to open it before Christmas.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
But sweetheart, there's nothing on it that says don't open
till Christmas.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Don't get mushy with me. I still say we don't
open it till Christmas morning.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
I just wondered if it could have been them silver
Fox firs, that's all.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
I just wondered what silver Fox first?
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Oh, never mind, we will know Christmas morning. Well, we've
got to calling off.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Cigar corn McGhee. What silver fox first? Who's sending me
some furs?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Should? I know?
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Well, you're the most.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
Exasperate, But this is exactly the size and shape of
a box that would have a set of box furs
in it.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Hey, cut that out.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
You can't open that not till Christmas. But darling, don't
get mushy with me.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
You can't open it. Here, give me that package.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
You would let me open it, and I wanted to
open it.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Why do you pay any attention to me. I'm just
a woman. I don't know anything. You're the man of
the house, and what you say ought to gold dear, They.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
And me the scissors.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Thanks, Oh, bad news, Molly tak furs?
Speaker 5 (03:46):
What it isn't?
Speaker 6 (03:47):
Oh dear, I told you we shouldn't have opened that package, McGee,
not until Christmas.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
But what is it?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Look, oh, it's a musical instrument to some kind looks
like a little pipe hoard.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Here's electric wire. Hey, I know it's one of them
chime doorbells and of beauty too.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
You mean one of those doorbells that every time it rings,
your expect somebody to say.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
The following announcement is transcribed.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Yeah, but I don't say here. Who's in it?
Speaker 7 (04:14):
Now?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Who do you support?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (04:16):
Get that stuff off the side quickly, come in, mister Wilcot.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Hello, Oh hi, I will come on in.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
No thanks, I just wanted to leave these packages for
you and don't open them before Christmas.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Oh, thank you, mister Wilcox. And we won't. But what
you're hurry?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
I've got to stop and get a sandwich before I
go back to the office. I missed my lunch.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Well, very Chris, I'm definitely days now.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
There's plenty of cold chicken in the refrigerator, mister Wilcox,
and a lemon meringue pie.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Oh boy, my favorite vegetables. But gee, I hate to
be any trouble.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
No trouble at all. It's no trouble at all. I'll
just set out the chick.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
No, no, you don't, I'll find everything myself. Don't get
up or I won't stay. Well, we'll go ahead, we'll
t It's an easy on that pie.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
You gotta watch them hips.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Okay, I'll try to restrain myself. Wow.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
We know he didn't send that doorbell, but I wonder.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Oh near, come in. Ah, how do you do missus Uffington?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
How do you do this?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
And give me you won't you slip out of your
sables and squatt a spell?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
He think you know?
Speaker 8 (05:26):
Miss m I can move to the tag of you.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Oh, certainly have again anything we can do just.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
To ask us?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Oh, yes, unless you want me to take that pooch
of yours for a walk. I draw the line at
the proll and the precinct with that pie eyed peeks.
Speaker 8 (05:45):
Into this metal at all became? I believe she entertains
the same assertion to you that you do to her.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Well, that's a lot of entertainment for one man and
a dog. But what let me do for you ambigamy
is I.
Speaker 8 (06:02):
Had the neighborhood committee to conserve waste paper for the government.
I wish to ask you how burn or destroy your
waste paper and cardboards? Please take this and I should.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Have a chuck take it up another you call.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Oh sure, I'd be glad to help such a good cause. Personally,
I'd like to form a movie committee for this war. Yeah,
I'd like to get the government to make a documentary.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Picture and send a million prints.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
To Tokyo starring what actor Jarnie Harry Kerry. By the way,
I mean, did you buy any chance on us some
elect for chimed door bell for Christmas?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
No?
Speaker 8 (06:38):
No, I did not with McGee, But I must say
I admire your blunt way of inquiring. I simply to
test people who hint.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
I do too mean alough, Hi, I was a couple
requarter years ago. I always I was always different.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I never used to.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Act as direct question if I could help it, but
if there was any inside, don't file one it. I
got it.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Get that dope McGee.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
I was not mind.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Get that dope McGee. The dashing Darren Garling of the
dailies and the ding dong dipsy doodle daddy of the
dirt dishers, diligently deviling dignified diplomats for delicate details, discreetly
dictating data difficult to decipher, and deliberately denouncing dangerous demagogues,
drippling with dubious dialogue designed to develop the fetism doing
the dunity with the dirt off till the downing, despite
the dirty dig of the desperate dog to.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
Discover it to my door.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Diverist commission and deterior rate of dignity dynamo into a
dripping drop, a.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Dandy detechnive, a darken deathing nature, a deafn' dis destructives.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
I'm like a total stranger.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Part of kisan things.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
He's one A in the army and they won in
one cost to calls.
Speaker 9 (07:47):
In this grade nation, each man has gone.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
A classes sitation. Pray tell me, pray tell me.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Brought you.
Speaker 9 (08:02):
I've got a guy who's really something, this man of mind,
and he ain't missing nothing, no wonder. I'm happy to say.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
He's one A in the army and he's a one.
Speaker 9 (08:25):
In my heart. He's going to help the country that
helped him to get a start. Allow him so because
I know he wants to do his part. Or he's
one A in the army and he's a.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
One in my heart.
Speaker 9 (08:42):
And just in case you're quizical, I'm gonna tell you
now he passed the toughest physical He.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
Passed it for somehow. I know why he rates so
high on.
Speaker 9 (08:56):
Uncle Sammy's charge because he's one A in the army
and he's a one in my heart. They're one lake
in the army and they're a one in our hearts.
They've gone to help the country that help them to
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get their starts.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
We love them so because we lost there once.
Speaker 10 (09:23):
Who do there?
Speaker 5 (09:29):
Because they're one a.
Speaker 9 (09:33):
The army and they're a one in.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Our Hey, Molly, this is going to be a pretty
snaggy doorbell, you know what?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (09:55):
But who do we get to a stab and electricious?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Nah? I can do it myself.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
No, no, please, let's not go into that again.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
What do you mean I fixed the therm stat on
the purnase last week, didn't I It works at the
touch of a finger.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
Now, sure, at the touch of a finger you get
a shot that melts your bobby.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
I'll get you some rubber gloves anyway.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
I don't see you're coming.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Oh, hi, sir, what you're doing?
Speaker 8 (10:26):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (10:27):
What?
Speaker 5 (10:28):
I guess?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Now you guess not what I guess.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
You didn't know. I was a businesswoman, mister.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Oh businesswoman?
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Eh? Well, just what branch of commercialism are you identified with?
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Madam?
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Well? I catch what's your racket?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (10:45):
A misurable to huh? Miserable?
Speaker 3 (10:49):
I don't get it.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
You don't want you pay for a bet?
Speaker 3 (10:52):
You pay for what? Miserable?
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Oh that was a short ride, but I enjoyed it.
Let's go around again.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
What's miserable toll?
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Oh gee, mister, you know what miserable toy? You hang
it up on Christmas and that's like berries.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Honest, oh sugar.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Missile toll otherwise known as mug holly.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Lit wilac.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
And night blooming smush.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
My daddy calls it fract.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Your cacus, fract your cactus twice sis.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
Because once a long time ago he started to hang
him up on the chandler and the chair broke and
he fell down and fractured his legs.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Oh, I said, oh, oh well.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Mister, can we do any business only twenty five cents
a bunch?
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Okay, okay, bring me two bits towards this.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
Ok I'll delivered. First thing to mind. You can't pay
me the thirty five cents.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Fine, fine, I'll be Hey, wait a minute, you said
twenty five cents.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
What's the extra dime for tax?
Speaker 4 (12:12):
What do you mean tax?
Speaker 3 (12:13):
There's no tax on missile toe.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
It isn't like you want to blow that mister.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Little tyke. I'll bet she winds up selling Santa Claus
a snood.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
For his beard.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Hey, molly, dispose this doorbell runs on batteries or the
regular house current or house.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
Well, why don't your experiment, little dearie.
Speaker 6 (12:40):
You're a wonderful lad with electricity, you really.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
Thinks, so why sure I do? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (12:46):
Who else could have wired the vacuum cleaner? Sword runs
and hides under the davenport every time I plug it in. Well, oh,
haply it's happening to mister Wilcox.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Come on me, Oh no, hey, what's the matter?
Speaker 11 (13:05):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
What's you just more the stove for? Woh? I just
go caught at your linoleum yeo, and I'm waiting for
it to dry. Ooh, I've only got fifteen seconds to go.
Oh yea.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
But you sitting right on the pilot like mister Wilcox.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
I know, but I don't want to come down till
the forest drive.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
It takes whoa, it takes seventeen to twenty minutes.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Who twenty minutes?
Speaker 5 (13:30):
Oh, time's up.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I'll turn around quick. I'll throw some water on you.
That's it.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Yeah, oh boy, that's better.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
Now what about all this foolish, says mister Wiltox.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I'm sorry, Molly, but when I came out here in
the kitchen, I noticed you'll linoleum needed attention.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
Oh I know, but I've been so busy shopping the
last day or so.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
No, Oh, well, it wasn't bad, but I can't resist
a linoleum that isn't perfect. So I grabbed a can
of Johnson self polishing coat and spread somewhere around with
a long handled a fire.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
It's really fun to do, you know.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Oh yeah, we heard you screaming with joy.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Well you see, the minute I had the floor all
nicely glow coated and with no rubbing or puffing either,
I hopped on the stove.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
To let it dry, and never realizing I was sitting
on the pilot lights.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
Well, thanks you for polishing my floor, mister Wilcox. And
I'm sorry you had to roast your rappers doing it.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Oh that's all right, Molly. Well i'll be getting back
to the office now. Did you have enough to eat?
Speaker 10 (14:32):
Eat?
Speaker 5 (14:33):
Yes? Eat? Did you find the chicken in the pie?
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Well, Waddy, and no, I forgot all about eating. The
minute I got out here, I started glow coating the floor.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
If I'm not drying as fool, Oh well, I'll grab
a bike downtown.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Thanks anyway, Paul, you forgot eat.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
I always said it, Molly, but I never really believed it.
He'd rather talk about localts and eat well.
Speaker 6 (15:01):
I still hate to think about it. I'd like to
get paid by the door knock and a nikola knockle.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
I'd be rich in a week.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
I mean.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
Oh, hi trivia, mister mayor.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
How do you doing? Mister mcgame?
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Hello megame, I just dropped insta minute. Look did you
send us an electric time.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Door bell for Christmas? I did not. I didn't send
you anything for Christmas?
Speaker 12 (15:22):
You mean yet, the gee, except for my immediate family
and employees. McGhee, I'm putting my Christmas budget into defense
bonds and stamps.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
Good for you, mister Mayor.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
We've got to back up our buck privates with our
private books, which is an all saying.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
I just made up.
Speaker 12 (15:43):
Exactly And now McGee, you've been hounding me for a
job with the city here.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Oh, I wouldn't say hounding you the trivia. Oh, I'll
admit I've been kind of scratching around wagging my tail.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
But have you got something lined up for in mister Mayor?
Speaker 3 (15:56):
I think so? Are we alone? Nobody here but us? Chicken?
How are you on disguised Heavenly Day?
Speaker 5 (16:05):
Detective art?
Speaker 4 (16:06):
How am I own disguises?
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Funny? You should ask that trivia.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
Why when I was a synder dick for the old
TSR Railroad.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
What railroad was the TSR?
Speaker 6 (16:15):
The Tatika saga ash in Rochester, better known to the
passengers and.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
The two Streaks of Rust.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
I was a detective on the TSR. On the trivia,
I was known as the man with a thousand faces.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
You had your choice of a thousand faces and went
back to your own.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Oh, I'll never forget the time I rounded up that
gang a box car evand it's around me, Saint Louis.
I was walking along the right of way slick as
a cat, disguised as a guy.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
You never mind the heroic details me.
Speaker 12 (16:57):
All I want to know is can you assume a
completely different identity and maintain it under playing circumstances for
days at the time.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (17:03):
Why, certainly he can, mister mayor, why he can even
disguise his voice? Change your voice for the mayor, dearie, Okay,
I will.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
No trouble. It's tall.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
In fact, I started changing my voice at the age
of fourteen.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
That's splendid. Splendid. Are you reported to the city hall
first thing tomorrow again? Oh?
Speaker 5 (17:27):
Wonderful?
Speaker 3 (17:27):
They better get me a police permit.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
You better get me a police permit so I can
carry a gun.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
You won't need a gun. The disguise will be enough.
You're going to be wistful.
Speaker 12 (17:37):
Visa's official Sandic laws in City Hall Park five dollars
a day.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Howk you tomorrow? Well?
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Man of a thousand faces?
Speaker 3 (17:51):
It looks like you're.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
Holding the bag again.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Why that double crossing political parasite? Who do you think
I am?
Speaker 5 (17:59):
Sandiplause?
Speaker 3 (18:01):
I won't do it. I won't do it.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
He can't badger me into a beard and a bus
ho sir, time here we go again.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
I gotta hurry up and put this doorbell.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
Yeah, announce. The prevention is worth ten pounds on the door.
Speaker 10 (18:13):
Come in, Merry christmasas McGee, hello, little child, give.
Speaker 5 (18:26):
Him these days? How do you do? I'm sure?
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Well, come on in, Julie, old sock. I'm glad to
see you.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Look at him, Molly atiu sight?
Speaker 3 (18:34):
What's that?
Speaker 9 (18:34):
McGee?
Speaker 4 (18:35):
I mean, heydeous sight for sorry?
Speaker 10 (18:37):
Oh by George, it's nice to see you folks again.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
You're looking as lovely as usual, missus McGee.
Speaker 6 (18:45):
No, now, mister Gila stop, you're blind.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
You see Gildy you got her so fussed you can't
even pronounce baloney?
Speaker 5 (18:53):
Can't you give me? Take it head and cold?
Speaker 10 (18:55):
McGee? I make a part, Yeah, make.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
The kinsman thing. What do I want for Christmas?
Speaker 11 (19:09):
Ding dong ding dong Christmas fells?
Speaker 3 (19:13):
I must make a wish for Christmas?
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Pile.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
I'm using swells ding dong ding dong all year through.
If my wishes are auspicious, I'll be needing you. Or
what do I want for Christmas? Do you really want
me to tell? Well? I want you for Christmas Day?
Speaker 8 (19:29):
And every other day has well?
Speaker 11 (19:31):
I'm never hang up point stocking beside the chimney flue.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
My compass full to overflowing. Hould I just have you
a toy balloon?
Speaker 11 (19:40):
This is something I'd never use, but joy in June
is something.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
I can't refuse. If you want to know what I
want most, if you want to know.
Speaker 11 (19:48):
What to do, just merely say, let's name the day
for I want you ding dong ding dong ding dong ding.
Everyone is writing telling Santo what to bring.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Fine all die Josh ride and say, dear all Santa Claus,
what do you want for Christmas? What do I want
for Christmas?
Speaker 10 (20:12):
You ever heard of such a thing, And yet you
know I miss the things you all have here in
other seasons of years.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Valentines and Easter.
Speaker 10 (20:20):
Eggs and firecrackers on the fourth of July, Thanksgiving turkey
and mince meat pie. But all these things don't matter
at all If it makes you happy when I come
to call, that's all I need the whole year through.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
That's the veriest Christmas to me from you.
Speaker 9 (20:39):
Oh what do.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
We want for Christmas? Do you really want us to say?
We hopeful Sannah has a very merry night Christmas Day.
Just hang up all us.
Speaker 11 (20:48):
Hockings and fill them for the chair so Santa Claus will.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Have a happy round.
Speaker 8 (20:53):
Tread this year.
Speaker 11 (20:54):
We know you're off with Disney visiting every one alike,
but though you make it Dizney visiting our right if
you want to know, Ring No Wavy though.
Speaker 9 (21:07):
Called me all.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
Yes, as you don't look at day older than when
you left.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Wistful this stuf.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Oh yeah, not that you were any chicken.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
Then when you have another cup of team at you, No,
thank you.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
I said, hope not. You've had six. I have not.
I've only had five. What do you mean five?
Speaker 4 (21:38):
You had one at the coffee table one while you
were snooping through our Christmas cards.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Stop.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
He's welcome to all the tea he can drink.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Thank you, missus.
Speaker 10 (21:48):
My goodness, I never thought my little chum would ever
be drudge Stock Morton pe Killer's leave a miserable little
cup of tea?
Speaker 3 (21:54):
What do you mean a miserable team? My wife makes
the best team. I didn't say the tea was miserable.
You did two.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
You said he he didn't mean that. He meant he
was surprised he wouldn't want him to have all the
tea he wants.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Yes, why you welcomed all he wants?
Speaker 4 (22:14):
He's ninny, but he's pretty stimulating, rocky old man, And
to a guy your age, with your blood pressure, it
might make you just a trifle.
Speaker 10 (22:23):
What what are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (22:25):
My age? Why?
Speaker 10 (22:26):
I'm still on the sunny side of.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Forty maybe, but you've got no more use for sun
fan oil boys.
Speaker 6 (22:33):
I wish you boys to stop this. It's so nice
to have an old neighbor dropping on us.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
You hear that gilly old neighbor. Even Molly thinks, never.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
Mind what I think. I never saw him looking better.
Speaker 10 (22:44):
It's wanna be in town long, mister Gillerson, No, I've
got to go to New York tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
This is Oh hey, why you're in New York, you'lly
Why don't you go see the picture we made together?
You know, you, me and Molly and Edgar Bergen and
Charlie McCarthy.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Oh yes, look who's laughing on him? And where's his play?
Speaker 6 (22:57):
Well it has it's a New York premiere to my
are at the Palace Theater and Keith, I'll be in Brooklyn.
Speaker 4 (23:02):
Oh so you better see it in Brooklyn, Gillie, you're
one of them bumps.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
You Yes, that's so.
Speaker 10 (23:10):
Speaking of bumps, McGee, that was a bump joke of
yours sending me that whole lot more at the other
day it was.
Speaker 5 (23:15):
Yours, mister Ginder received didn't you want to back?
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Well?
Speaker 10 (23:17):
I thought it was a big expensive Christmas presence, But
before I opened that, I went out and bought McGee
a very costly easy chair with a bill hitting radio
and everything.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Ye.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
I'm sorry, that's that longmore thing was just a gag.
I sent you a real presence yesterday.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
What you didn't?
Speaker 4 (23:35):
Why sure, I thought to myself. I thought to myself,
I thought if you're a sweve. Ain't worth forty seven
to fifty of my money? Oh I'm sorry. I didn't
mean to let the price slip off.
Speaker 6 (23:45):
Forty seven fifty is none too much for mister Gilder.
Not the surprise to the gift makes any different.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
CARDI doesn't that.
Speaker 10 (23:51):
I might have known that my little chum wouldn't do
a thing like that.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Forty seven fifty eight?
Speaker 5 (23:58):
I mean, is this the resident?
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Is this the res? Is this the resident hull? It's here?
Speaker 4 (24:06):
I do bud fiver McGee.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Oh thanks, here's a teller. Here's a telegraph teller.
Speaker 6 (24:10):
It's a wire I'm signed for by there gave the
land a quarter, dearie.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
Sorry, but I've got nothing more than thirty five cents.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
You got a quarter guildy?
Speaker 10 (24:20):
You know I have a little jump, Sorry, Sonny.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Oh that's all right, folks. I didn't really expect it.
I didn't really expect it.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
I didn't expect I've been here before.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Hey.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
Hey, it's from Racine, Wisconsin, from the Johnson Wax Company.
Speaker 5 (24:41):
Oh my, what did they say?
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Says dear Figer and Molly.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
We are sending you under separate cover and electric chimed
door bell Oh, we are.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
So tired of hearing that eternal door knocking. Stop.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
No is everybody else stop? If every knock was a Bruiset,
you'd have a Crossley rating of six thousand. Use the
door bell stop regards to Merry Christmas sign Johnson's way.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
Well, that's the mystery, McGee.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Yeah, sure does, don't it.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
For a while there I wondered, Hey, where are you going,
Gilly old man? Are suppos stay for dinner?
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Pot?
Speaker 5 (25:20):
Please do?
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Mister thank you.
Speaker 10 (25:21):
I'm sorry, folks, but I've got to get back to
summer deal and then on to New York. Hey, that's
the wrong hat, McGee. I was wearing a fedora, not
a parade won excuse me?
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Not the one to where to fix the furnace hand?
Here you are, Gillies. Thank you well, I certainly enjoyed
this visit.
Speaker 6 (25:34):
Oh, thank you, mister dinner sleeve. And I'm so sorry
you can't stay for dinner.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
He couldn't eat any anyway, Molly, he's so full of
tea his eyes are beginning to slam.
Speaker 10 (25:46):
Well, still the same homemgee, pull of little smart cracks,
he thinks.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Well, I hope you enjoy your Christmas present.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Post.
Speaker 5 (25:56):
I'm sure we will, mister Ginnes Sleeve, and thank you
very much.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
And I hope you like the one I sent you
a bill. I'm not sorry I was so crude.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Still let the price slip.
Speaker 10 (26:02):
Yeah, it's forty fifty certainly nothing to be ashamed of.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
Wow, welcome by Merry Christmas. Well, I'm certainly glad we
found out who the doorbell.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Was Fronday, me too, Hey Molly, Yeah, what could I
get Gilder's leaves that would look like it costs around
forty seven to fifty.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
You know, there's one room that gets to be my
important round the holiday season, and that's your kitchen for
two reasons. One it gets more than the average amount
of wear and tear, and two, when your friends drop in,
they all seem sooner or later to find their way
to the kitchen. Now, what's the number one thing to
do to be ready for them?
Speaker 3 (26:57):
Right?
Speaker 2 (26:58):
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it reads Johnson Self Polishing glow Coat.
Speaker 4 (27:55):
You know, while it was nice to see old gildersleeve again.
Speaker 5 (27:59):
Well nobody I think so the way you two argue.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
We were just kidding.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
I wouldn't really fight with him.
Speaker 5 (28:04):
I should hope not. He's a much bigger man than
you are.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
That's why it's so easy to get under his skin.
He's got so much of it. Christmas, Yes, and.
Speaker 5 (28:15):
A happy New Year too. Good Night of.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
This is hollow that they.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Can put the maker's up Johnson's wax finage before Home
and Industry inviting here to be with us again, Mexico.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Good night, good night.
Speaker 7 (28:35):
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Speaker 2 (00:13):
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Speaker 3 (00:49):
Next few days.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Friends and neighbors will be dropping in unexpectedly for visits
to talk over holiday.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Plans and parties.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
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with beauty tabletops, and woodwork spotless. If you practice protective
housekeeping with genuine Johnson's Wax.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
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Speaker 2 (01:07):
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are Johnson Wax. Rooms are quickly tidied up and properly
waxed floors never really lose that richly polished look that
good housekeepers so much admire.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
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Speaker 2 (01:21):
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But don't be satisfied with anything but the original and
genuine Johnson's Wax in Pace.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Liquid or cream Wax four.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
This is the time of year when a man who
can't suppress his curiosity should be handcuffed and blindfolded.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
For instance, a package came for the McGee.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Today which is almost certainly a Christmas present, and we
invite you to an interesting discussion between.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Fiver McGhee and Molly.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Oh but Molly, look well, we don't know it's a
Christmas press.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
To say, McGee, we're not going to open it before Christmas.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
But sweetheart, there's nothing on it that says don't open
till Christmas.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Don't get mushy with me. I still say we don't
open it till Christmas morning.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
I just wondered if it could have been them silver
Fox firs, that's all.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
I just wondered what silver Fox first?
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Oh, never mind, we will know Christmas morning. Well, we've
got to calling off.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Cigar corn McGhee. What silver fox first? Who's sending me
some furs?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Should? I know?
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Well, you're the most.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
Exasperate, But this is exactly the size and shape of
a box that would have a set of box furs
in it.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Hey, cut that out.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
You can't open that not till Christmas. But darling, don't
get mushy with me.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
You can't open it. Here, give me that package.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
You would let me open it, and I wanted to
open it.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Why do you pay any attention to me. I'm just
a woman. I don't know anything. You're the man of
the house, and what you say ought to gold dear, They.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
And me the scissors.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Thanks, Oh, bad news, Molly tak furs?
Speaker 5 (03:46):
What it isn't?
Speaker 6 (03:47):
Oh dear, I told you we shouldn't have opened that package, McGee,
not until Christmas.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
But what is it?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Look, oh, it's a musical instrument to some kind looks
like a little pipe hoard.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Here's electric wire. Hey, I know it's one of them
chime doorbells and of beauty too.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
You mean one of those doorbells that every time it rings,
your expect somebody to say.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
The following announcement is transcribed.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Yeah, but I don't say here. Who's in it?
Speaker 7 (04:14):
Now?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Who do you support?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (04:16):
Get that stuff off the side quickly, come in, mister Wilcot.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Hello, Oh hi, I will come on in.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
No thanks, I just wanted to leave these packages for
you and don't open them before Christmas.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Oh, thank you, mister Wilcox. And we won't. But what
you're hurry?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
I've got to stop and get a sandwich before I
go back to the office. I missed my lunch.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Well, very Chris, I'm definitely days now.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
There's plenty of cold chicken in the refrigerator, mister Wilcox,
and a lemon meringue pie.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Oh boy, my favorite vegetables. But gee, I hate to
be any trouble.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
No trouble at all. It's no trouble at all. I'll
just set out the chick.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
No, no, you don't, I'll find everything myself. Don't get
up or I won't stay. Well, we'll go ahead, we'll
t It's an easy on that pie.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
You gotta watch them hips.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Okay, I'll try to restrain myself. Wow.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
We know he didn't send that doorbell, but I wonder.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Oh near, come in. Ah, how do you do missus Uffington?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
How do you do this?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
And give me you won't you slip out of your
sables and squatt a spell?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
He think you know?
Speaker 8 (05:26):
Miss m I can move to the tag of you.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Oh, certainly have again anything we can do just.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
To ask us?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Oh, yes, unless you want me to take that pooch
of yours for a walk. I draw the line at
the proll and the precinct with that pie eyed peeks.
Speaker 8 (05:45):
Into this metal at all became? I believe she entertains
the same assertion to you that you do to her.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Well, that's a lot of entertainment for one man and
a dog. But what let me do for you ambigamy
is I.
Speaker 8 (06:02):
Had the neighborhood committee to conserve waste paper for the government.
I wish to ask you how burn or destroy your
waste paper and cardboards? Please take this and I should.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Have a chuck take it up another you call.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Oh sure, I'd be glad to help such a good cause. Personally,
I'd like to form a movie committee for this war. Yeah,
I'd like to get the government to make a documentary.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Picture and send a million prints.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
To Tokyo starring what actor Jarnie Harry Kerry. By the way,
I mean, did you buy any chance on us some
elect for chimed door bell for Christmas?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
No?
Speaker 8 (06:38):
No, I did not with McGee, But I must say
I admire your blunt way of inquiring. I simply to
test people who hint.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
I do too mean alough, Hi, I was a couple
requarter years ago. I always I was always different.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I never used to.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Act as direct question if I could help it, but
if there was any inside, don't file one it. I
got it.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Get that dope McGee.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
I was not mind.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Get that dope McGee. The dashing Darren Garling of the
dailies and the ding dong dipsy doodle daddy of the
dirt dishers, diligently deviling dignified diplomats for delicate details, discreetly
dictating data difficult to decipher, and deliberately denouncing dangerous demagogues,
drippling with dubious dialogue designed to develop the fetism doing
the dunity with the dirt off till the downing, despite
the dirty dig of the desperate dog to.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
Discover it to my door.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Diverist commission and deterior rate of dignity dynamo into a
dripping drop, a.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Dandy detechnive, a darken deathing nature, a deafn' dis destructives.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
I'm like a total stranger.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Part of kisan things.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
He's one A in the army and they won in
one cost to calls.
Speaker 9 (07:47):
In this grade nation, each man has gone.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
A classes sitation. Pray tell me, pray tell me.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Brought you.
Speaker 9 (08:02):
I've got a guy who's really something, this man of mind,
and he ain't missing nothing, no wonder. I'm happy to say.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
He's one A in the army and he's a one.
Speaker 9 (08:25):
In my heart. He's going to help the country that
helped him to get a start. Allow him so because
I know he wants to do his part. Or he's
one A in the army and he's a.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
One in my heart.
Speaker 9 (08:42):
And just in case you're quizical, I'm gonna tell you
now he passed the toughest physical He.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
Passed it for somehow. I know why he rates so
high on.
Speaker 9 (08:56):
Uncle Sammy's charge because he's one A in the army
and he's a one in my heart. They're one lake
in the army and they're a one in our hearts.
They've gone to help the country that help them to
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get their starts.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
We love them so because we lost there once.
Speaker 10 (09:23):
Who do there?
Speaker 5 (09:29):
Because they're one a.
Speaker 9 (09:33):
The army and they're a one in.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Our Hey, Molly, this is going to be a pretty
snaggy doorbell, you know what?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (09:55):
But who do we get to a stab and electricious?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Nah? I can do it myself.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
No, no, please, let's not go into that again.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
What do you mean I fixed the therm stat on
the purnase last week, didn't I It works at the
touch of a finger.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
Now, sure, at the touch of a finger you get
a shot that melts your bobby.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
I'll get you some rubber gloves anyway.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
I don't see you're coming.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Oh, hi, sir, what you're doing?
Speaker 8 (10:26):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (10:27):
What?
Speaker 5 (10:28):
I guess?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Now you guess not what I guess.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
You didn't know. I was a businesswoman, mister.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Oh businesswoman?
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Eh? Well, just what branch of commercialism are you identified with?
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Madam?
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Well? I catch what's your racket?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (10:45):
A misurable to huh? Miserable?
Speaker 3 (10:49):
I don't get it.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
You don't want you pay for a bet?
Speaker 3 (10:52):
You pay for what? Miserable?
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Oh that was a short ride, but I enjoyed it.
Let's go around again.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
What's miserable toll?
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Oh gee, mister, you know what miserable toy? You hang
it up on Christmas and that's like berries.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
Honest, oh sugar.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Missile toll otherwise known as mug holly.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Lit wilac.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
And night blooming smush.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
My daddy calls it fract.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Your cacus, fract your cactus twice sis.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
Because once a long time ago he started to hang
him up on the chandler and the chair broke and
he fell down and fractured his legs.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Oh, I said, oh, oh well.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Mister, can we do any business only twenty five cents
a bunch?
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Okay, okay, bring me two bits towards this.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
Ok I'll delivered. First thing to mind. You can't pay
me the thirty five cents.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Fine, fine, I'll be Hey, wait a minute, you said
twenty five cents.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
What's the extra dime for tax?
Speaker 4 (12:12):
What do you mean tax?
Speaker 3 (12:13):
There's no tax on missile toe.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
It isn't like you want to blow that mister.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Little tyke. I'll bet she winds up selling Santa Claus
a snood.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
For his beard.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Hey, molly, dispose this doorbell runs on batteries or the
regular house current or house.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
Well, why don't your experiment, little dearie.
Speaker 6 (12:40):
You're a wonderful lad with electricity, you really.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
Thinks, so why sure I do? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (12:46):
Who else could have wired the vacuum cleaner? Sword runs
and hides under the davenport every time I plug it in. Well, oh,
haply it's happening to mister Wilcox.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Come on me, Oh no, hey, what's the matter?
Speaker 11 (13:05):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
What's you just more the stove for? Woh? I just
go caught at your linoleum yeo, and I'm waiting for
it to dry. Ooh, I've only got fifteen seconds to go.
Oh yea.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
But you sitting right on the pilot like mister Wilcox.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
I know, but I don't want to come down till
the forest drive.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
It takes whoa, it takes seventeen to twenty minutes.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Who twenty minutes?
Speaker 5 (13:30):
Oh, time's up.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I'll turn around quick. I'll throw some water on you.
That's it.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Yeah, oh boy, that's better.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
Now what about all this foolish, says mister Wiltox.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I'm sorry, Molly, but when I came out here in
the kitchen, I noticed you'll linoleum needed attention.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
Oh I know, but I've been so busy shopping the
last day or so.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
No, Oh, well, it wasn't bad, but I can't resist
a linoleum that isn't perfect. So I grabbed a can
of Johnson self polishing coat and spread somewhere around with
a long handled a fire.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
It's really fun to do, you know.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Oh yeah, we heard you screaming with joy.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Well you see, the minute I had the floor all
nicely glow coated and with no rubbing or puffing either,
I hopped on the stove.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
To let it dry, and never realizing I was sitting
on the pilot lights.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
Well, thanks you for polishing my floor, mister Wilcox. And
I'm sorry you had to roast your rappers doing it.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Oh that's all right, Molly. Well i'll be getting back
to the office now. Did you have enough to eat?
Speaker 10 (14:32):
Eat?
Speaker 5 (14:33):
Yes? Eat? Did you find the chicken in the pie?
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Well, Waddy, and no, I forgot all about eating. The
minute I got out here, I started glow coating the floor.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
If I'm not drying as fool, Oh well, I'll grab
a bike downtown.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Thanks anyway, Paul, you forgot eat.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
I always said it, Molly, but I never really believed it.
He'd rather talk about localts and eat well.
Speaker 6 (15:01):
I still hate to think about it. I'd like to
get paid by the door knock and a nikola knockle.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
I'd be rich in a week.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
I mean.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
Oh, hi trivia, mister mayor.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
How do you doing? Mister mcgame?
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Hello megame, I just dropped insta minute. Look did you
send us an electric time.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Door bell for Christmas? I did not. I didn't send
you anything for Christmas?
Speaker 12 (15:22):
You mean yet, the gee, except for my immediate family
and employees. McGhee, I'm putting my Christmas budget into defense
bonds and stamps.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
Good for you, mister Mayor.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
We've got to back up our buck privates with our
private books, which is an all saying.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
I just made up.
Speaker 12 (15:43):
Exactly And now McGee, you've been hounding me for a
job with the city here.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Oh, I wouldn't say hounding you the trivia. Oh, I'll
admit I've been kind of scratching around wagging my tail.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
But have you got something lined up for in mister Mayor?
Speaker 3 (15:56):
I think so? Are we alone? Nobody here but us? Chicken?
How are you on disguised Heavenly Day?
Speaker 5 (16:05):
Detective art?
Speaker 4 (16:06):
How am I own disguises?
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Funny? You should ask that trivia.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
Why when I was a synder dick for the old
TSR Railroad.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
What railroad was the TSR?
Speaker 6 (16:15):
The Tatika saga ash in Rochester, better known to the
passengers and.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
The two Streaks of Rust.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
I was a detective on the TSR. On the trivia,
I was known as the man with a thousand faces.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
You had your choice of a thousand faces and went
back to your own.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Oh, I'll never forget the time I rounded up that
gang a box car evand it's around me, Saint Louis.
I was walking along the right of way slick as
a cat, disguised as a guy.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
You never mind the heroic details me.
Speaker 12 (16:57):
All I want to know is can you assume a
completely different identity and maintain it under playing circumstances for
days at the time.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (17:03):
Why, certainly he can, mister mayor, why he can even
disguise his voice? Change your voice for the mayor, dearie, Okay,
I will.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
No trouble. It's tall.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
In fact, I started changing my voice at the age
of fourteen.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
That's splendid. Splendid. Are you reported to the city hall
first thing tomorrow again? Oh?
Speaker 5 (17:27):
Wonderful?
Speaker 3 (17:27):
They better get me a police permit.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
You better get me a police permit so I can
carry a gun.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
You won't need a gun. The disguise will be enough.
You're going to be wistful.
Speaker 12 (17:37):
Visa's official Sandic laws in City Hall Park five dollars
a day.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Howk you tomorrow? Well?
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Man of a thousand faces?
Speaker 3 (17:51):
It looks like you're.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
Holding the bag again.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Why that double crossing political parasite? Who do you think
I am?
Speaker 5 (17:59):
Sandiplause?
Speaker 3 (18:01):
I won't do it. I won't do it.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
He can't badger me into a beard and a bus
ho sir, time here we go again.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
I gotta hurry up and put this doorbell.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
Yeah, announce. The prevention is worth ten pounds on the door.
Speaker 10 (18:13):
Come in, Merry christmasas McGee, hello, little child, give.
Speaker 5 (18:26):
Him these days? How do you do? I'm sure?
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Well, come on in, Julie, old sock. I'm glad to
see you.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Look at him, Molly atiu sight?
Speaker 3 (18:34):
What's that?
Speaker 9 (18:34):
McGee?
Speaker 4 (18:35):
I mean, heydeous sight for sorry?
Speaker 10 (18:37):
Oh by George, it's nice to see you folks again.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
You're looking as lovely as usual, missus McGee.
Speaker 6 (18:45):
No, now, mister Gila stop, you're blind.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
You see Gildy you got her so fussed you can't
even pronounce baloney?
Speaker 5 (18:53):
Can't you give me? Take it head and cold?
Speaker 10 (18:55):
McGee? I make a part, Yeah, make.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
The kinsman thing. What do I want for Christmas?
Speaker 11 (19:09):
Ding dong ding dong Christmas fells?
Speaker 3 (19:13):
I must make a wish for Christmas?
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Pile.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
I'm using swells ding dong ding dong all year through.
If my wishes are auspicious, I'll be needing you. Or
what do I want for Christmas? Do you really want
me to tell? Well? I want you for Christmas Day?
Speaker 8 (19:29):
And every other day has well?
Speaker 11 (19:31):
I'm never hang up point stocking beside the chimney flue.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
My compass full to overflowing. Hould I just have you
a toy balloon?
Speaker 11 (19:40):
This is something I'd never use, but joy in June
is something.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
I can't refuse. If you want to know what I
want most, if you want to know.
Speaker 11 (19:48):
What to do, just merely say, let's name the day
for I want you ding dong ding dong ding dong ding.
Everyone is writing telling Santo what to bring.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Fine all die Josh ride and say, dear all Santa Claus,
what do you want for Christmas? What do I want
for Christmas?
Speaker 10 (20:12):
You ever heard of such a thing, And yet you
know I miss the things you all have here in
other seasons of years.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Valentines and Easter.
Speaker 10 (20:20):
Eggs and firecrackers on the fourth of July, Thanksgiving turkey
and mince meat pie. But all these things don't matter
at all If it makes you happy when I come
to call, that's all I need the whole year through.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
That's the veriest Christmas to me from you.
Speaker 9 (20:39):
Oh what do.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
We want for Christmas? Do you really want us to say?
We hopeful Sannah has a very merry night Christmas Day.
Just hang up all us.
Speaker 11 (20:48):
Hockings and fill them for the chair so Santa Claus will.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Have a happy round.
Speaker 8 (20:53):
Tread this year.
Speaker 11 (20:54):
We know you're off with Disney visiting every one alike,
but though you make it Dizney visiting our right if
you want to know, Ring No Wavy though.
Speaker 9 (21:07):
Called me all.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
Yes, as you don't look at day older than when
you left.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Wistful this stuf.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Oh yeah, not that you were any chicken.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
Then when you have another cup of team at you, No,
thank you.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
I said, hope not. You've had six. I have not.
I've only had five. What do you mean five?
Speaker 4 (21:38):
You had one at the coffee table one while you
were snooping through our Christmas cards.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Stop.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
He's welcome to all the tea he can drink.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Thank you, missus.
Speaker 10 (21:48):
My goodness, I never thought my little chum would ever
be drudge Stock Morton pe Killer's leave a miserable little
cup of tea?
Speaker 3 (21:54):
What do you mean a miserable team? My wife makes
the best team. I didn't say the tea was miserable.
You did two.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
You said he he didn't mean that. He meant he
was surprised he wouldn't want him to have all the
tea he wants.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Yes, why you welcomed all he wants?
Speaker 4 (22:14):
He's ninny, but he's pretty stimulating, rocky old man, And
to a guy your age, with your blood pressure, it
might make you just a trifle.
Speaker 10 (22:23):
What what are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (22:25):
My age? Why?
Speaker 10 (22:26):
I'm still on the sunny side of.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Forty maybe, but you've got no more use for sun
fan oil boys.
Speaker 6 (22:33):
I wish you boys to stop this. It's so nice
to have an old neighbor dropping on us.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
You hear that gilly old neighbor. Even Molly thinks, never.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
Mind what I think. I never saw him looking better.
Speaker 10 (22:44):
It's wanna be in town long, mister Gillerson, No, I've
got to go to New York tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
This is Oh hey, why you're in New York, you'lly
Why don't you go see the picture we made together?
You know, you, me and Molly and Edgar Bergen and
Charlie McCarthy.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Oh yes, look who's laughing on him? And where's his play?
Speaker 6 (22:57):
Well it has it's a New York premiere to my
are at the Palace Theater and Keith, I'll be in Brooklyn.
Speaker 4 (23:02):
Oh so you better see it in Brooklyn, Gillie, you're
one of them bumps.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
You Yes, that's so.
Speaker 10 (23:10):
Speaking of bumps, McGee, that was a bump joke of
yours sending me that whole lot more at the other
day it was.
Speaker 5 (23:15):
Yours, mister Ginder received didn't you want to back?
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Well?
Speaker 10 (23:17):
I thought it was a big expensive Christmas presence, But
before I opened that, I went out and bought McGee
a very costly easy chair with a bill hitting radio
and everything.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Ye.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
I'm sorry, that's that longmore thing was just a gag.
I sent you a real presence yesterday.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
What you didn't?
Speaker 4 (23:35):
Why sure, I thought to myself. I thought to myself,
I thought if you're a sweve. Ain't worth forty seven
to fifty of my money? Oh I'm sorry. I didn't
mean to let the price slip off.
Speaker 6 (23:45):
Forty seven fifty is none too much for mister Gilder.
Not the surprise to the gift makes any different.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
CARDI doesn't that.
Speaker 10 (23:51):
I might have known that my little chum wouldn't do
a thing like that.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Forty seven fifty eight?
Speaker 5 (23:58):
I mean, is this the resident?
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Is this the res? Is this the resident hull? It's here?
Speaker 4 (24:06):
I do bud fiver McGee.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Oh thanks, here's a teller. Here's a telegraph teller.
Speaker 6 (24:10):
It's a wire I'm signed for by there gave the
land a quarter, dearie.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
Sorry, but I've got nothing more than thirty five cents.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
You got a quarter guildy?
Speaker 10 (24:20):
You know I have a little jump, Sorry, Sonny.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Oh that's all right, folks. I didn't really expect it.
I didn't really expect it.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
I didn't expect I've been here before.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Hey.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
Hey, it's from Racine, Wisconsin, from the Johnson Wax Company.
Speaker 5 (24:41):
Oh my, what did they say?
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Says dear Figer and Molly.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
We are sending you under separate cover and electric chimed
door bell Oh, we are.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
So tired of hearing that eternal door knocking. Stop.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
No is everybody else stop? If every knock was a Bruiset,
you'd have a Crossley rating of six thousand. Use the
door bell stop regards to Merry Christmas sign Johnson's way.
Speaker 5 (25:13):
Well, that's the mystery, McGee.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Yeah, sure does, don't it.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
For a while there I wondered, Hey, where are you going,
Gilly old man? Are suppos stay for dinner?
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Pot?
Speaker 5 (25:20):
Please do?
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Mister thank you.
Speaker 10 (25:21):
I'm sorry, folks, but I've got to get back to
summer deal and then on to New York. Hey, that's
the wrong hat, McGee. I was wearing a fedora, not
a parade won excuse me?
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Not the one to where to fix the furnace hand?
Here you are, Gillies. Thank you well, I certainly enjoyed
this visit.
Speaker 6 (25:34):
Oh, thank you, mister dinner sleeve. And I'm so sorry
you can't stay for dinner.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
He couldn't eat any anyway, Molly, he's so full of
tea his eyes are beginning to slam.
Speaker 10 (25:46):
Well, still the same homemgee, pull of little smart cracks,
he thinks.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Well, I hope you enjoy your Christmas present.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Post.
Speaker 5 (25:56):
I'm sure we will, mister Ginnes Sleeve, and thank you
very much.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
And I hope you like the one I sent you
a bill. I'm not sorry I was so crude.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Still let the price slip.
Speaker 10 (26:02):
Yeah, it's forty fifty certainly nothing to be ashamed of.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
Wow, welcome by Merry Christmas. Well, I'm certainly glad we
found out who the doorbell.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Was Fronday, me too, Hey Molly, Yeah, what could I
get Gilder's leaves that would look like it costs around
forty seven to fifty.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
You know, there's one room that gets to be my
important round the holiday season, and that's your kitchen for
two reasons. One it gets more than the average amount
of wear and tear, and two, when your friends drop in,
they all seem sooner or later to find their way
to the kitchen. Now, what's the number one thing to
do to be ready for them?
Speaker 3 (26:57):
Right?
Speaker 2 (26:58):
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Speaker 4 (27:55):
You know, while it was nice to see old gildersleeve again.
Speaker 5 (27:59):
Well nobody I think so the way you two argue.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
We were just kidding.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
I wouldn't really fight with him.
Speaker 5 (28:04):
I should hope not. He's a much bigger man than
you are.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
That's why it's so easy to get under his skin.
He's got so much of it. Christmas, Yes, and.
Speaker 5 (28:15):
A happy New Year too. Good Night of.
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This is hollow that they.
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Speaker 3 (28:31):
Good night, good night.
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