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August 1, 2025 • 29 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
The Johnson Wax Program with Fiver McGhee and Molly, The
makers of Johnson's Wax and Johnson's South Polishing Blowcoats present
Fever McGee and Molly, written by Don Quinn with music
by The King's Man and Billy Mill's Orchestra.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
The show opens with Old g Or Joyce.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Last week on this program, I mentioned something that caused
a good deal of comment. I said, a waxed house
is a clean house. In the clean house is a sanitary,
healthful one. Do you remember, well, it seems quite a
few people that not fully realized that when they wax
their floors, furniture, and would work regularly with genuine Johnson's wax,
they are actually doing a good deal more than protecting

(01:21):
and beautifying those surfaces. Yes, they're making their homes healthier
as well as pleasanter places to live in. You see,
the wax seals the surface against dirt and moisture. Dust
and dirt do not adhere easily to a wax polyshteria,
so regular waxing removes many of the sources of germs,
And besides, it's so much easier to clean waxed floors, baseboards,

(01:43):
and furniture, especially in these times. Let Johnson's Taste liquid
or cream wax help keep your home sanitary and beautiful.

(02:09):
Well about this time of the quote happy unquote yuletide season,
every husband begins to get.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
That cornered rat look about his eyes.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
But the squire of seventy nine Westful Vista looks even
more desperate than that. Something is definitely perturbing our hero.
For further details, we join River McGhee and Molly.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Thanks. Furthermore, I'm the dumbest, shortsighted, this dim witted, the
stumble bummed to sense the head of this feather brainess
group that ever didn't know enough to come in out
of a tornado. Well, just as you said my head
was small enough to fit my brains, i'd be getting
telegrams from Ripley.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
Well, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Say, Washington's home at Mount Vernon has got a beautiful
big stoop, but you got a bigger and a beautifuler stoop.
And I don't mean anybody but me.

Speaker 5 (02:58):
I you just say that I got at the IQ
of a micro I think when I die, I'll leave
my skull of the Smithsonian for a doorknob, how.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
Charming as dumb as I am.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
It's a wonder to me. I ever got out of
the third grade.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
It's a wonder to me you ever got in.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
You ain't bushling Dixie there either. I think I'll get
myself back to the Indians.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
I'm the biggest numb skulled at all right, Migie, I'll
admit you're a fascinating subject. But what's this all about.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
It's about me, That's what it's all about.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
I'm the stupidest, all right. All right, for the sake
of argument, let's say you're completely brainless.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Oh, I don't know about it. I'll find it sooner
or later. What that's fifteen blocks I was saving. If
you're a Christmas present, I hit it last summer so
I wouldn't be tempered to spend it. And now I
can't find it. If that don't make.

Speaker 6 (03:49):
Me the weakness.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
Now now, now, stop pacing up and down. Ours is
a beautiful union and it doesn't need any pickets.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Pickets are still laying there, and I'm getting desperate. Only
eight more shopping days before Christmas, and I've looked every place.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
Calm yourself, what man can hive?

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Man?

Speaker 4 (04:13):
Can find. Yeah, party usually eyed your extra money.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
I don't usually have any extra money, but one I did.
I used to put it in the sugar bowl.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
Is you not fair?

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Yes? But I'm using it now to keep stuff more
valuable than money. Sugar.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
Did you go through all your old clothes and.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
It wouldn't be there? I distinctly remember talking it away
in some safe place. Let me see where, Hey, hand
me that brue base on the mantle.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Oh, this one's share.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Oh no, it ain't here. This is where I've been
keeping my cellphone collection.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
Sure got a mess of it, haven't I What do
you saving cellophane for?

Speaker 3 (04:51):
I don't know. I guess I just got tired of
collect than cigar bands. String seem to be more future
in sullifan dog gone at this makes me sore.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
Wasn't five dollars deal series.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
It was a ten and to five in a white enviope,
and I rode on the outside of us. Do not
touch huntil ten days before Christmas.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
And this means me, well, I'm a pretty good housekeeper,
if I do say so myself, and I haven't seen
anything of it.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
If the worst comes to worst, I'll get an internal
revenue collector in here them guys could find money in
a carraway soon. I'll let me take a minute, if.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
I could the member come in have a gay Laffington,
Hello Darling, I heard you do my idea?

Speaker 3 (05:35):
And miss McGee, hi, Y mean where's your Santa Claus costumes?
Or aren't you chrissing the Kringle today?

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (05:41):
I don't go on.

Speaker 7 (05:42):
Juty two four o'clock, Miss McGee, both wots may? I ask,
is a mester with you?

Speaker 4 (05:48):
What do you mean?

Speaker 8 (05:48):
Ab Gail?

Speaker 4 (05:49):
When look at him idea?

Speaker 9 (05:50):
He looks positively, say good, I only who the government
doesn't catch him with those chival may trials under his eyes?

Speaker 3 (05:59):
I hate I've been sleeping good Uppy, I got furnishes insomnia.
I'm worried.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
Yes, he had fifteen dollars for Christmas shopping, Abigail. Now
he can't find it for three days now. He's been
prowling around the house like a mouse after a cat.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
You mean a cat after a mouse?

Speaker 4 (06:15):
In this house, anything can happen.

Speaker 8 (06:20):
I had a case like that one.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Uppy. You sound ozzier than Nelson. What happened with you? Oh?

Speaker 9 (06:33):
I was simpless, frantic because I thought I'd missed later
a ruby and a lout bracelet.

Speaker 8 (06:37):
But a solution was so steeple it was tradictionous.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
Well, what was the solution? Maybe it'll give me an idea.

Speaker 9 (06:43):
I suddenly realized I had never heard a ruby and
a little bracelet to me.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
And I thought I was dumb uppy. You're as giddy
as a steeple jack full of apple jack.

Speaker 7 (06:58):
The same I was at that time, mister McGee.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
You see, I was just a girl.

Speaker 6 (07:01):
I was a.

Speaker 7 (07:02):
Finishing school and madly in love with a handsome young
lieutenant Nois Ah.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
Well, there was something awfully romantic about those Civil War uniforms, Abergail.

Speaker 7 (07:15):
Yes, indeed, they said, I your pardon with the McGee.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
Don't mention, Abigail. But what girls school did you go to?

Speaker 6 (07:23):
A war?

Speaker 10 (07:23):
Then?

Speaker 8 (07:23):
One idea?

Speaker 7 (07:24):
In Nashville, Tennessee, I can close my eyes now and
smell of the Magnolias on the campus.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
That's my hair up. Ye, I just come from the
barber shop and it is.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
Magnolio's jack Club.

Speaker 7 (07:38):
Well do a lamely magia sometimes?

Speaker 4 (07:40):
Who is the pictures of my class?

Speaker 8 (07:42):
I was captain of the croquet team.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
You knew no well, call me Virginia and watch me real.

Speaker 10 (07:53):
So you are were the capital of the croquet team, was.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
Your honey child?

Speaker 7 (07:58):
Oh see McGee, I have only the most charming memories
of the South, and I pose Southern men were always
most gentlemanly.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
Mmmm, well, I guess that'll be your northern life.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Magie's that must have count for my good manner, Duffy.
My grandfather wore the Southern uniform, you know.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
Oh, realish sure he was a conductor on the Chattanooga Chuccu.
What why did you want to see me about?

Speaker 7 (08:24):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (08:25):
I just wanted to tell you about the most marvelous fortune.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Tailor fortune teller black Those bargain basement gypsies couldn't foretell
the future of a blue eyed blonde with the fleet.

Speaker 8 (08:35):
In aw.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
But they're palm geary, they're fine.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Ah fun my clavicle, dark man, going across your pasth
gonna take a long journey, gonna get a letter. You
will find your diamond ring under the Hey, maybe she
can tell me where my fifteen bucks is.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
Come on, what are we waiting for? Get your hat?

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Money? Where's this fortune teller?

Speaker 4 (08:56):
He's upstairs on the mind. Its corney was see later.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Why didn't I think of this before? Oh boy, that's
fifteen bucks is as good.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
As sound right now?

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Why those people are wonderful?

Speaker 4 (09:05):
I don't know if a case where a guy.

Speaker 6 (09:07):
Lost a belo.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
Get a load of this reception room, Molly boy, what
a dump?

Speaker 4 (10:55):
Well this was your idea, not mine.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Why do fourteen tellers always live in joints like this?
They've been seeing into the future. Why don't they make
a killing at the races and live in a classy apartment.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
Well maybe they can't get a crystal ball big enough
to see a horse in.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
So this one'sure ought and our onions. She's cooked enough of.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Them around here.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
Don't be so critical. You know, Madame X ought to
be calling us in any time now. You know we've
been waiting here twenty five minutes.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
Madam X probably an old gypsy named McGillicuddy, not that
I care what her name is. If she can slap
herself into a trance and find my fifteen bucks, you know.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
We to save time. If we just consulted Uncle Dennis.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
Ah, what does he know about fortune telling?

Speaker 4 (11:38):
Well, I don't know, but he certainly lives in an
atmosphere of departed spirits. You know, last night I came
into the hall and I found him balancing himself on
the banister.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Yeah, what'd he say?

Speaker 4 (11:52):
He said, niece, your escalator has run down.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
She had it again? Huh. I gave him a lecture
about that just the other day.

Speaker 4 (12:01):
What did you do?

Speaker 11 (12:01):
He just sat tight, mister Madie, I will see.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
You now, please, oh, oh, thank you, madam. Come on, deary,
we'll see what Fate had in store for you. If
Fate still has a store, which I doubtle, things being
so hard to get.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Oh, I'm ready, says hop on your broomstick.

Speaker 4 (12:20):
These way, Please look in since.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
Think I preferred the onions. Hey, can we have a
little light in here?

Speaker 6 (12:29):
Sys?

Speaker 4 (12:29):
No, the darkness.

Speaker 11 (12:31):
She is dedirable for proper content with divorces of the unknown.

Speaker 8 (12:35):
Cito.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
Please thank you. You see the reason we came, Adam extus, because.

Speaker 8 (12:41):
I tell me, I will tell you. Your husband is
in trouble.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
No, my husband is in trouble. Yes, hey, how do
you know? Sis? Can you read my mind?

Speaker 6 (12:52):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (12:53):
It is very simple.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
Now, that's what he's been telling himself all Hey.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Madam, how do we go about this? Now? Says you
read the stars, feel the bumps on my head? Look
at my farm? Or do we just sit around and
strain our eyes at each other?

Speaker 6 (13:08):
No?

Speaker 8 (13:09):
For five dollars, I will answer three questions.

Speaker 4 (13:12):
Five dollars. Isn't that a little expensive? Yes?

Speaker 8 (13:16):
No, you have two more questions.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Oh, we better not waste any time, Molly. Here's a question, Sis,
where's the fifteen bucks I will saving from my wife's
Christmas present?

Speaker 8 (13:30):
It is right where you are putting it. Now you
have one more question.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
Than these days? We're not making much progress, are we?

Speaker 10 (13:38):
No.

Speaker 11 (13:39):
No, for another five dollars, I will answer three more turns.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Oh no you don't, Sis. Come on, Molly, I ain't
gonna pay her ten bucks to find fifteen here this,
here's your five dollars.

Speaker 8 (13:50):
Thank you.

Speaker 11 (13:51):
You must come again and see Madame Ette when you
are troubled with business law on marriage?

Speaker 4 (13:55):
For us? Do we look that silly? Do you think
we like to be jipped?

Speaker 11 (13:59):
That is three more questions. I would answer the first
one by come on, well, my goodness made. We didn't
get much satisfaction in there.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
Did we?

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Well?

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Yes, she at least says that door is still where
I put it. That's some comfort. Well, come on, Let's
go home.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Hell, all their forces say, you've been consulting madam X.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
Yes, if you call it fat, mister Wilcox the way
that Dane clutches.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
She ought to be a barber in a boot camp.
You're going to consult her, junior.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Sure, I was in here last week for advice above
what oh business? I asked her how the future of
Johnson's wax shacked up? She said it had a very
bright and sparkling future. She says that in times like these,
when conservation was so important, more housewives than.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Ever would preserve and protect their floors with Johnson's wax.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
And what was the second question, my fellow chump?

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Well, then I asked her which of the johnson wax
features I should emphasize, and she said help, because Johnson's
wax seals the surface against dust and dirt and dampness
and gives the housewife so much extra rest and leisure.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
Oh and a third.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Question, that's where I made by a mistake. I asked
her if my pipe bothered her.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
And she said yes, and soak you another fin boy?

Speaker 10 (15:11):
What a racket?

Speaker 4 (15:11):
So why on earth are you coming back with Wilcox?
If you knew you had been cheated.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
I want to ask her if she took my watch.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
He's no, will coxs. I will see you now, I'll say.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
You will, baby saw bos.

Speaker 4 (15:26):
Well, let's get on homiegee. We'll turn the house inside
out and we'll find that fifteen dollars.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
And believe me, the next time I hide something, I'm
going to hide it in plain sight. This will hate
me a lesson if I wasn't such a sap headed
beetle brains fulop her pullo flops with me, I have
heard him.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
Well, now that we're home, where'd we better stark me?

Speaker 3 (15:48):
Gee?

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
I remember putting it in a place where I could
lay hands on it at a minute's north.

Speaker 4 (15:52):
You say the fifteen dollars was in a white endlog. Yes,
well that shouldn't be so hard to find. Would you
put it behind one of the pictures? No?

Speaker 3 (15:58):
I looked behind all the pictures this morning. I turned
Whistler's mother around so many times she almost fell out
of her chair.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
Hey, maybe you put it under a rug. No, I've
had them up too many times. I'd have seen it.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Oh, why can't I remember? I must have a skullfull
of rice pudding. I'm the biggest drip this side of
Niagara Falls. The only thing that keeps my ears apart
is my.

Speaker 6 (16:21):
Big pat mouth.

Speaker 4 (16:22):
Oh no, no, mecgee. Anybody can forget these.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
Nobody can forget them as easy as me. It's exasperating.
I'm getting someone. I'm afraid to shake hands for fear
I'll walk off.

Speaker 6 (16:32):
Without my arms.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
Here, I thought I was a pretty bright guy, and
I couldn't pass the intelligence test of a Mongolian basketballa.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
Oh well, goodness sakes, if you'd stop scolding yourself for
a few minutes, maybe we could get something done.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
Well, my gosh, well, now listen, here's what.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
We better do. I'll start with the upstairs and go
through every room, and you look around down here and
between us. We ought to cover every into this house. Okay,
but I'm not out stop your argon anyway. You're not
as dumb as you claim. You're really be smart? Uh,
I am, yes, or you woudn't have hidden that fifteen
dollars from yourself when it comes to money, and I

(17:08):
hope we do.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
Come in.

Speaker 4 (17:13):
Oh hell there, mister ol tim Hark.

Speaker 6 (17:16):
I just stopped in to say goodbye, goodbye.

Speaker 4 (17:22):
Day old time I come back here?

Speaker 10 (17:23):
What's matter?

Speaker 4 (17:24):
Kid? You can't yell goodbye us and then rush away
like that? Where are you going in for? How long?

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Man?

Speaker 6 (17:28):
When you?

Speaker 3 (17:29):
When?

Speaker 4 (17:29):
Will you be backing for?

Speaker 6 (17:30):
How long? Donors chicara? Kids, It's gonna be gone.

Speaker 4 (17:33):
For an indefinite period? Oh what do you mean indefinite period?

Speaker 12 (17:37):
I mean I won't be back to your there from
you to journeyway Sis, whether it's three o'clock to three
fifteen is indefinite?

Speaker 10 (17:46):
Why?

Speaker 3 (17:47):
Why?

Speaker 6 (17:48):
Oh well?

Speaker 10 (17:49):
Oh still you swat joy?

Speaker 4 (17:52):
You know my asthm means are you gonna fly to
Chicago or take the train?

Speaker 10 (17:56):
Than's your sided?

Speaker 12 (17:57):
Doris t Maybe get up here in the morning to
throw the saddle on a little Betsy, keep on her
back and ride it all the way to shy Well.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
That's a long fipp for a horse.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
Who's a horse?

Speaker 11 (18:07):
Bye?

Speaker 4 (18:08):
Isn't that?

Speaker 3 (18:09):
Team?

Speaker 6 (18:10):
Betsy's my bicycle.

Speaker 10 (18:12):
On the other hand, kids, I like to take the
steam cars.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
I love trains.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
Used to be a railroad man in my younger days.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
What'd you do on the railroad, Funny?

Speaker 6 (18:21):
I mean, what did I do?

Speaker 4 (18:22):
Johnny? I had my own Do you mean you owned
a railroad?

Speaker 10 (18:25):
Sure did daughter.

Speaker 12 (18:27):
Eighteen cars, two engines and seventy two foot of track
run from the dining room through the front hall back
to the kitchen.

Speaker 10 (18:34):
Around in the dining room again.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Suns the umbrella stand the pan of school refrigerator in.

Speaker 12 (18:40):
The cook except in Mondays, which was the cook's stay
off at the pan of school on sitting lonely. But
I had a bad wreck in eighteen eighty nine when
Top come home late one night tipped over the coal car.

Speaker 6 (18:52):
Tough luck.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
Yes, now I'll never see an engine with a.

Speaker 12 (18:55):
Tender behind without thinking of what Papa.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
Did to me that night.

Speaker 13 (19:00):
Good magic, the Kingsman's saying, I'm dreaming of a white business.

Speaker 6 (19:16):
Chill and oh while els hurrying, while the kill and
s dreaming all Christmas just like the one like you

(19:47):
soon have a tree class chillun lesson slay the dreaming Christmas.

Speaker 14 (20:17):
Well, every Christmas, Corra mar me marry the malr Christmas,

(20:41):
says he all, yeh, every week you make for Christmas.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
Well McGee, I'll have to confess I'm about ready to
give up. You certainly had that fifteen dollars, well, yes,
and I.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
Could pick myself around the block for.

Speaker 4 (21:29):
Too if I'm not the serious. Yes, we've been all
over there. Are you sure you had fifteen dollars in
the first place?

Speaker 3 (21:35):
Sure, I'm sure a fen and of five and they
were earmarked for your Christmas present too.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
They were ear marked.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
That's what the government does with money. So that's what
I do. How I put ink all over my ears
and pressed both bills against them. I think the theory
is that no two people have ears alike, you know,
like fingerprints, only as you'd see.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
Well that let's keep mister Morgan's all pretty busy. Now listen,
let's just sit down here and reconstruct what you did
when you hid the money. What did you do first?

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Well, first I got me a envelope.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
Come in, whose car is that?

Speaker 1 (22:13):
I am?

Speaker 4 (22:14):
Front? The black one?

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Well, that's the kind of a combination ownership, Bud, me
and the finance company. I say, you have a NAE
kicker on a windshield. Do you do any pleasure driving?

Speaker 4 (22:21):
Checking for right around the block. That'll answer that question.
Next car, sir, you get more pleasure walking.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
And I don't quite understand why you see your graft
registration card? Please, okay, here you are, Bud. I'm not
only a little old rage, but I got a lot
of collateral dependence. I got collateral at the first Nashu
La Morris planned the building in long rhyme. How much
coffee have you got?

Speaker 4 (22:40):
Oh? About a half a pound? Sugger, No, thanks, just crazy.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
I don't care, a bud. I don't mind asking que.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
This is war, Yeah, sure, we read about it in
the papers, but I only have a.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
Few more questions than I'm true. Have you been buying
war bonds? But we've been buying war bonds till we're red,
white and blue in the face. And I've licked the
back of so many war saving stamps. Everything I eat
taste like blue. Now, if you don't mind, I hope
you're not complaining.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
Certainly we complain. Everybody complains, and it doesn't mean a thing.
And now if you please explain to me.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
I see you have cups on those trousers. Did you
buy that suit after restrictions with what I'm clothing?

Speaker 1 (23:21):
No?

Speaker 3 (23:22):
I did this, and uh. While I don't like to
be personal, bud, there are still a few people who
need a cup on the pants. Tell us who yes,
one more thing.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
The government doesn't want you to buy anything you don't
need they're trying to keep prices at a reasonable level,
encouraged buying bonds.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
And paying off that.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
We want this country to be on a sound financial
pudding after this war of gover don't remember that?

Speaker 4 (23:43):
Thats what is your connection with the government?

Speaker 3 (23:45):
Oh my goodness, I forgot to introduce myself.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
I'm mister Tolliver.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
I just moved into the brickhouse down the street. I'm
glad to know you, Tolliver. This is my wife.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
How do you do I'm sure just what department of
the government are you in, mister Tallier.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
Oh, I'm not in the government. Ms McGee. I run
the Hamburger wagon down there at fourteen to know, and
I must say.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
We saved the flu da bratis?

Speaker 3 (24:02):
What why do you dot com plus in here asking
all and tilly quest?

Speaker 10 (24:05):
I think when a man.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Moves into a new neighborhood, he actually wants to know
all about his neighbors.

Speaker 15 (24:09):
Certainly is nice to Mexican folks, good night, while of
vomb the brassy nervy people, are.

Speaker 10 (24:22):
You rosk me?

Speaker 3 (24:23):
I'm gonna have trouble with that mugg who's gonna get
in my hair? And there ain't enough room in it
for anybody.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
But me, I but pointed, never mind, Meggie, let's concentrate
on finding your fifteen dollars. Now, what did you do
after you got the end?

Speaker 3 (24:38):
We'll let me think. I put the money in the envelope, Ancila. Yes,
then I started looking for a hiding place.

Speaker 4 (24:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
First I thought I'd hide it in the hall closet.
And then I says to myself. No, I says, I'm
going to clean out that past one of these days.
So I takes the envelope.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
No, for goodness sake, come in hell, missus Megi.

Speaker 10 (24:56):
Hello, Oh, mister Hi, I.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
Went fool man by a suitcase. Are you running away
from home again?

Speaker 16 (25:02):
Oh no, mister McGee, I'm going to Chicago on a
business trip for about three weeks.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
Is your wife's going with you, mister wimple.

Speaker 10 (25:10):
No, she isn't, missus McGee. I'm going to be terribly
lonesome without her too.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Oh what's the matter.

Speaker 10 (25:17):
I was crossing my fingers so hard I almost broke them.

Speaker 4 (25:22):
Well, what kind of a business trip is this, mister wimple.

Speaker 16 (25:25):
I'm going to see my publishers, Missus McGee, the ones
who publish all my poetry. Oh, they sent me a
telegram saying they wanted.

Speaker 6 (25:32):
To see me.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
Gee, they must think a lot of you wimp.

Speaker 16 (25:35):
Yes, they wanted to publish my pictures, and I sent
them some and they wired right back. We don't believe
it's coming persons.

Speaker 4 (25:46):
That now. No, you won't be here for Christmas, mister Wimple.

Speaker 10 (25:50):
No, but seeie face gave me my Christmas present before
I left. Look a chance to twenty five dollars.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
Say that's great, whim isn't it?

Speaker 6 (25:59):
Though?

Speaker 10 (26:00):
He says, if I'm a good boy all year? But
next Christmas, she'll sign it.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
She might even throw in the bladder saber tooth.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
I thought of a swell gift i'd like to send
her with, but I hate to ask anybody to deliver it.

Speaker 10 (26:16):
Oh, I'd be very happy to take it over, mister McGee.

Speaker 6 (26:18):
Oh no, you wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
It might explode before you got that.

Speaker 10 (26:23):
Not a few timed it right to the second.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
Now, what did you give you a wife for Christmas?

Speaker 16 (26:33):
Mister wimple, A great big bottle of cologne, missus McGee's,
to be.

Speaker 10 (26:37):
Opened on Christmas? Mind?

Speaker 3 (26:38):
Oh man, what kind of went?

Speaker 10 (26:40):
I mixed it up myself, Miss Moran, mostly cardbody asked.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
Fine, mister Wimple, that's liable to take the skin right
off her face. Yes, Christmas.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
Three weeks away, if that gunner's made of his and
wimp will be a new man, poor little fellow. I'll
be a poor little fellow myself if I don't find
that fifteen bucks. If I wasn't such a numbsall, such
a hopeless dope, and a blue ribbon bone happened.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
Let's take up where we left off after you decided
against hiding it in the closet.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
What you do, don't gunnet? That's what I can't remember.
All I know is I put it someplace for I
remember it just before Christmas.

Speaker 4 (27:22):
Well, I'm sorry me gee, I can't imagine wearing the Dickens.
You Dickens. That's it now. I remember here it is
by hearing this book? What book, Dickens? Christmas, Carol? Whatever
made you hide your money in that.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Safest place in the world, Nobody ever opens that book
till Christmas time.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Winter, where there is hard on our floors, we might
as well as medus. When snow and splash and wet
get tracked in the floor surfaces need the protection of
a tough coat of Johnson's wax. If you're sam on
the waxed floor under a magnifying glass, you'll see that
it's the wax that gets all aware the surface underneath

(28:06):
is safe. And don't forget it was genuine Johnson's wax.
You can touch up heavy traffic spots whenever necessary without
having to rewax the entire floor. Don't forget either, that
there are one hundred extra labor saving uses for wax
around your home, windowsills, venetian blinds, luggage, shoes and boots,
furniture and woodwork. In these times when we have to

(28:26):
take better care of the things we have, wax is a.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
Helpful a life, you know, Wally, that was a kind
of a clever son of that hiding this fifteen bucks
in Dickens Christmas. Carol. Maybe I ain't such a fool
left role.

Speaker 4 (28:49):
Now you really have some bright moments again, Yeah, I guess.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
I do it that?

Speaker 6 (28:54):
Well?

Speaker 3 (28:54):
All, well, it ends well here you keep the fifteen
bucks for me. I gotta throw this envelope and.

Speaker 4 (28:59):
Waist, well, this isn't fifteen dollars. This is anvelope. Huh
oh my gosh, I pore up the money.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
If I ain't the worst, muddle headed, more than I
ever could have had fifteen bucks on the first place.
I'm the dumbest. Jillias, gim with it is um, good.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
Night, good Night.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
The characters of Old Timer and Wallace Wimble heard on
our program were played by Bill Thompson. This is Hollow
Wilcox speaking for the nights of Johnston Whack Princes for
the Homeland industry, inviting you all to join us again
next years to night, good Night. The program res view
from Hollywood. This is the National Broadcasting Company

Speaker 6 (29:46):
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