August 10, 2025 • 28 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From Hollywood, The Judy Canova Show Walk to you each
week by the Colgate Populata Company, makers of Halo Shampoo
to Glorify your hair, and the new nineteen forty eight
Superstars with extra sud for Extra Fiss. The Judy Canova
Show with mel Blank, Ruby Dandrids, Joe Kearns, Ruth Perrott,
(00:21):
our guest star Eddie Canner, Charles danton Is Orchestra and
starring Judy Canover. Well, Eddie Cannor is going to run
for president and Judy Canova has made a deal with
him to get votes. Eddie has promised Judy a screen
(00:42):
career if she will get him the votes of all
her friends and Cactus Junction. At the moment, Judy is
discussing the situation with an Aggie and Gerandium.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Judy, do you mean to tell me Eddie Candor is
actually running for places?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Yeah, Judy, a radio commed for president. That's right.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Well, Judy, I think mister Cannery make a nice looking presidence.
But you know I always wondered what makes his eyes.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Pop out like that?
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Well, if you walk up some morning and found out
you were the father of.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Five girl, jaws pop out too.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Minor stark bug out just thinking about it, Miss Judy,
I don't think that's what makes mister Cannleviyes pop out.
You don't geranium, No, ma'am. If you ask me that
man wears his.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
Girdle too tight, geranium, geranium, mister Canna doesn't wear a girdle.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Oh, you can't tell about these men, Miss Judy.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Rochester told me that.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Mister Benny wears a two pay.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Yeah, well, I know, but a.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Two pay is different.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
A two pey coverage what you haven't got, and a
girdle hides what you wish you didn't have, Judy, I know.
Speaker 7 (01:58):
That's Judy.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
If you get a catus junction vote Freddie Kanda. Did
he promise anything, decide to screen career? He sure did.
He said when he's passident, he'll pay this.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Priest and taxis junction with gold from Fort Knox.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
But Judy wants the government needs the goal to back
up the dollars, back up the dollar.
Speaker 8 (02:16):
Joseph if backed up any further and looked like a postage, famou.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
That fact be your time to be put you a
break and give you a breaking tishes.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Oh yes, Judy didn't one of the directors tell you
you had eggs like grabl No.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
And he said I had legs like Gable.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
The duck hunter you know by joy Eddie Kara has
a lot.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Of influence at the studio. Yeah, I hope I can
get him a lot of votes. And then, Judy, I'm
getting a boss friend palm Roy's vote.
Speaker 9 (02:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
When I'm making love.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
To that man, he's putty in my hands.
Speaker 10 (02:53):
Uh, you really win him over?
Speaker 11 (02:55):
Andrea?
Speaker 10 (02:55):
Yeah, honey, last.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Night I've poker boat.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
He's called him a lessons But Yo, what what do
you say to that?
Speaker 7 (03:06):
Huh?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
He said, come close to my little picture cooker.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Let me hear your sibil.
Speaker 12 (03:18):
Well.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Uh, party effects you the same way, doesn't you.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Right here, miss Judy, when I.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Managa hold my hands, I get.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
To feel I'm walking on bussy Willis warns, piece falls
the bedroom slippers.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Oh, Judy, Judy, I do hope your Screme tests is successful.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Gee, I hope so too. But that don't have to
make me awful nervous. Every time I tried to read
my lines, he waved his finger.
Speaker 11 (03:47):
Under my nose and hollered, fighting me for talking in
the station reader.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Okay, Bron, Sorry, what's wrong?
Speaker 5 (03:57):
You look mad today?
Speaker 7 (03:58):
I am?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Can you reader?
Speaker 7 (04:00):
I just flow off the handle?
Speaker 12 (04:03):
Cow up.
Speaker 13 (04:04):
I was cranking the car.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Tago. What car are you find?
Speaker 13 (04:11):
A crank a little Austin and the readA makes me
mad every time I try to crank that Austin. Why
the crank stands.
Speaker 7 (04:18):
Stills and the car spins are on.
Speaker 13 (04:22):
And the reader as that car got a fluid drive?
Speaker 4 (04:26):
What makes you think it hass fluid drive?
Speaker 13 (04:28):
When I was driving down the street and I heard
somebody say, look at that drip behind the wheels.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Sego, I I want you to go me over to
Pride On Studios.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
I wanna see how my screen task came.
Speaker 13 (04:47):
Out to talk to Eddie Canner, oh seny reader. Once
at a movie Stordy on me and my cousin Gonzalis got.
Speaker 10 (04:52):
A drop playing horse, a horse tagle Ye.
Speaker 13 (04:55):
They asked Gonzalis to be their head and shoulders.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Why did you fit in?
Speaker 14 (04:59):
And you?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I could before they quit?
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Tell me, well, get the car ready and let's go
to the movie studios. We don't want to be late.
Mister Cannon is a very imported move.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
All right, Why I'm the set, everybody quiet. It's the
candor is ready to record. Okay, rum. There's no business
like business, like no business.
Speaker 15 (05:37):
I know.
Speaker 7 (05:39):
Everything along is a feeling, everything the perfect will allow.
Speaker 14 (05:45):
No where you get that happy feeling like when you're
feeling that extra bow.
Speaker 7 (05:52):
There's no people like people.
Speaker 10 (05:55):
They smile when they are low. Yes, say they told
you you would not go far. That night you open
and there you are.
Speaker 7 (06:06):
Hex Say on your dressing room they've hundred far and
go on with the show.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
There's no business.
Speaker 7 (06:15):
Yes, there is no business like show business.
Speaker 10 (06:18):
It owes me nothing.
Speaker 7 (06:19):
I owe it a lot. Show business introduced me to
the great Zickfels.
Speaker 16 (06:24):
And Will Rogers and Fanny Bryce and W. C. Fields
and Bert Williams and Marion Miller. And what a joy
it was to play in those shows for mister Dick Fell.
He wanted to walk out on the stage and sing
those songs, those great songs that everybody goes.
Speaker 10 (06:40):
Songs like these.
Speaker 7 (06:44):
Hack coup all my cares of woe. Here I go
singing lo By.
Speaker 14 (06:49):
By Blackbird, where somebody waits for me sugar to sweet ants.
Speaker 7 (06:55):
So is she bye bye blackbird?
Speaker 10 (07:00):
No one here can love it. I'm the spam me
and on one hard the stories they all have me.
Speaker 7 (07:08):
Don't make my bed like the light. I'll be home
late tonight.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Black birds my boss?
Speaker 15 (07:16):
Ain't she sweet? See it coming down the streets? Can
I ask you very confidentially, a sweet? Ain't she ees
clipper over once or twice? Can I ask you very confidentially?
Speaker 7 (07:28):
Ain't she night to pass an eye? Get her direction
on me?
Speaker 12 (07:33):
Oh? My?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Ain't that perfection?
Speaker 10 (07:36):
Some confection? I rippy?
Speaker 7 (07:39):
Don't you think your kin? And yet? And ask you
fairy confidentially swift?
Speaker 10 (07:45):
How are you going to keep them down on the
farm after they see Harry?
Speaker 14 (07:51):
How are you going to keep them away from broadways,
chazz and a roar.
Speaker 10 (07:56):
Paint in the town? How you going to keep them.
Speaker 7 (07:59):
Away from palm? That's some mystery. I don't imagine Ruben
when he meets his palm, kiss his cheeking.
Speaker 10 (08:08):
Hallolu, la lah. How are you going to keep him
down on the farm after they see?
Speaker 17 (08:15):
Sorry?
Speaker 16 (08:34):
Oh that was wonderful, mister canadem you'll be able to
hear the rush is in about an hour. Oh, by
the way, there's someone here to see you. You didn't
I tell you that when I'm recording? How do you
want to see a human being.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
But this is Judy. Come over. Oh send her in.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
That's right, Hi lady, Hello, Judy.
Speaker 16 (08:49):
I'm sorry I kept you waiting.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Hi Jack Jack, that's all right. Yeah, I was listening
to that wonderful medley you were singing about. Show business
sy does must have been exciting days, yes, and the
nice one.
Speaker 7 (09:02):
So bad either, You know, Judy, Judy, every time I
can be had, look, Judy. Every time I seen those
old songs, it takes me back from my early days.
I remember, forget the first time I worked for Flowzick Beeld.
You should have seen the review I got after opening night.
Speaker 16 (09:23):
It said, last night Flosick Felt presented his new show
starring any Candy.
Speaker 7 (09:28):
It was one of zick Beell's biggest follies.
Speaker 10 (09:33):
How they meant that?
Speaker 7 (09:34):
And those zick Bell girls all, Judy, I fell in
love with every one of them, big gord to show girls,
sixty tall everyone.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
But Eddie, you're not that tall yourself.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
How could you kiss him?
Speaker 7 (09:44):
When Joseph got down on his knee, I got up
on his back, shut up out.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Yes, hey, Eddie, that is all man. I'm interesting, but
I came over here to talk to you about my
movie career. Now I remember our ideal. If you don't
get me in text, I won't get the folks back
in Texas Johnson to vote for Hugh for passidents.
Speaker 7 (10:02):
Judy, you've got nothing to worry about. Here I'll prove
it to you.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
Hey, Joe, that's the cat has Mister.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
Thornton looked at Miss Canova screen test yes, and he
asked me to return these still pictures to hers. Here
they are it's Canova.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Oh thank you? Now, ain't this nice?
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Listen to what he wrote on the back of my picture.
This doll has feet as nady is fairy booth.
Speaker 7 (10:22):
It's the Cata. She read that wrong. It says this
girl has feet as daty as fairy boats.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Yeah, here's not motthew rope. Tell me kind of puzzle
art this This doll hasn't got six apples?
Speaker 7 (10:35):
Now let me see that six apples. It says this
girl hasn't got six appeals? Why shoul that is suddly ridiculous?
How could anybody say a thing I'd done about Judy?
What m's the cata? Look for yourself, Mis Canova does
like all the other girls, a complexion comes out of
a box. Her red lips come out of a tube
and her eyebrowser painted all, well, don't ad for you, mister.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
The arrest is all me.
Speaker 16 (11:05):
Tellum, Judy. So I'm disappointing you. Don't you agree this girl?
Don't you agree this girl is cut out to be
in pictures?
Speaker 7 (11:10):
Absolutely, we'll cut it out of this one. Goodbye, Judy.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
I'm terribly sorry. But there goes your movie career.
Speaker 11 (11:18):
Yeah it didn't.
Speaker 7 (11:18):
There go your vote from Texas. Y, Judy, don't say that.
After all, what is a movie career? You work hard,
you become famous, and then the public forgets you. Years later,
you make a comeback. You've got a home with a
swimming pool, and Beverly Hills takes million dollars in the bank.
They make a movie of your life. Yeah, and then
what you wind up looking like? Al Joson? What a
terrible thing. I wouldn't even wish that on Georgia, Jess. Look,
(11:40):
I tell you what we do, Judy. I got a
much better idea.
Speaker 16 (11:43):
You get me the votes from Texas junctions, and when
I'm president, I'll make you secretary of agriculture.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Oh me, secretary of agriculture.
Speaker 7 (11:51):
Why not everybody likes you? You're a farm girl, you've
got the human touch.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Yeah, I guess you're right.
Speaker 10 (11:57):
That's what's missing on the farm.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
What do you mean, Judy, Well, they want to get
rid of them milking.
Speaker 8 (12:01):
Machines and bring back the human touch. Hey, sure, making
them cows happy.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Joey wanted to go against those milking machines. Oh, Edie,
that get how harder now? And then one time milking
machine went into reverse. We couldn't shut it off.
Speaker 7 (12:21):
What happens for the cowal.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
They found her six days later over the Kansas City
Airport looking for.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
A place to land.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Eddie, listen, tell me, are you sure you want me
to be Secretary of Agriculture?
Speaker 7 (12:34):
Yes, Judy, if i'm Electa's cousin, I want to have
a good, strong palm block, and I want you with
the head of its.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Eddie, you've convinced me.
Speaker 7 (12:41):
You mean you'll be the head of my palm block. Yes.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
You couldn't find a better blockhead than Judy.
Speaker 7 (12:45):
Can over.
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Speaker 1 (14:16):
Eddie Cantor is running for president, and in order to
get the Cactus Junction vote, here's promise. If he's elected,
he'll make Judy's Secretary of Agriculture.
Speaker 7 (14:23):
Oh yes, just think of a Judy. We'll make a
great team. I'd be president, you'd be secretary. I'm a
man and you're a woman. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
And the funny thing is if we've both started his baby, Hey,
tell me something.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
How come you ever got mixed up in politics?
Speaker 7 (14:38):
Oh?
Speaker 16 (14:38):
Simple, I just made a bunch of campaign promises and
through my hat in the rings, you through.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Your hat in the ring.
Speaker 7 (14:43):
Yeah, like they do in Spain.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
But this is politics in Spain.
Speaker 16 (14:46):
It's the bull range chain thing here, baby, thank you Democrats, Judy, Judy.
Speaker 7 (14:56):
Think I entered politics. Life has been perfectly wonderful.
Speaker 13 (15:00):
Eddie.
Speaker 16 (15:00):
Well, this morning, when I got up the mat said
to me, good morning, mister President. I came downstairs the
god and said good morning, mister president.
Speaker 7 (15:06):
To cook that good morning, mister President. The nighter came
and asked for some money. Eager back to schmall again.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Eddie said, one thing about politics, I don't understand.
Speaker 7 (15:17):
How do you find out what the people wants?
Speaker 16 (15:19):
Why you just talk to the man in the streets.
Come on out here, I'll show you. Come on out
the street, cook, Judy, he comes an average citizen.
Speaker 7 (15:25):
Now, hey, mister, yeah, what can I do for you?
And you tell me what the man in the street wants. Yeah,
he wants to move out of the street and into
a house. I see, Judy. If you're going to be
a politician, you've got to get close to the people.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Yea, Eddie, I think that fella would have voted for you,
But I bet he.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
Don't even know what tickets you're running on.
Speaker 7 (15:47):
Julie, I'm organizing my own political party. If Henry can
do it, so can I. What's the difference?
Speaker 4 (15:52):
But Julenia's gonna leave your regular party?
Speaker 7 (15:54):
Why not?
Speaker 16 (15:55):
A man can vote his party if he wants to.
History proved that every year there are plenty of boats
in Washing.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Yeah, I'm playing let's go with him, Eddie. You might
have some tough competitions Governor Doey for instance.
Speaker 7 (16:11):
Oh are you kidding? What is Dewey got that? I
haven't got two sons? He winds a two of a
kind beat a pool house.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
But Eddie, Eddie, y'all here doing very popular in the
farm district. I saw a campaign taketure of him milking accown.
Speaker 7 (16:36):
Milk in a car. Why that's dirty politics? Do you
mean a guy that would do that would pull anything?
Speaker 16 (16:47):
Well?
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Eddie, nesson, tell me, if you're elected, what's your platform?
Speaker 16 (16:51):
Gonna be the first thing I'm gonna do is to
give the country back to the people.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Now we don't the people have enough problem? What else
are you gonna do?
Speaker 7 (16:59):
Are you gonna have a plan for world peace?
Speaker 9 (17:01):
Listen to this.
Speaker 16 (17:02):
I plan to move all the Russian people of France,
all the French people of Poland, all the Polish people
to Italy, and.
Speaker 7 (17:08):
All the Italian people to Turkey.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
Bring about wal peace.
Speaker 7 (17:12):
Everybody be so busy learning a new language, they won't
have time to fight.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Yeah, but you might have trouble get in Congress to
back up.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
You might run into one of them filibusters.
Speaker 7 (17:27):
I'm not who two of us.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Yeah, that's when somebody gets up in.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
The house and talks and talks for days and days
and never stop.
Speaker 7 (17:34):
Oh either, oh yeah, oh yeah. You heard to night
of the First Lady of the Land, and you you
Judy Canova's secretary of Agriculture.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
You know, Addie, I think I'll take the job.
Speaker 17 (17:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
I could do a lot of things for the folks
back home in Texas Junction. So I could send them pamphlets.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Seeds, maybe even medicine, medicine.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
Yep, I'll send each family a dowon of doctor Time's wondertony.
It's good for men and women, little girls.
Speaker 16 (17:58):
It's seen good for growing boys, Judy, would you mind
the repeating oh?
Speaker 10 (18:04):
I said, wait a minute, let me chuck something.
Speaker 7 (18:09):
We are pumpsing.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Go ahead, jud Paddie, Katy, I said, it's even good
for growing boys.
Speaker 13 (18:17):
At last.
Speaker 7 (18:17):
I don't want to get either of for her birthday.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
Ye I'm not Eddie.
Speaker 7 (18:27):
Eddie.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
Talking about taxis junction makes me realize that if I
go to Washington, I might get off of lonesome for
my folks. Do you think you could find a place
in your cabinet for them here?
Speaker 7 (18:35):
But I don't know anything about your folks, Judy. Are
they true sons and daughters of the soil?
Speaker 5 (18:40):
They sure are.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Paul worked in the good earth, And after they're working
for thirty years in the good earth, they had only
one thing to say.
Speaker 7 (18:46):
What was that?
Speaker 5 (18:47):
Goshes sure need a bath.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
But you know, my family could do you a lot
of good in Washington, Eddie. They're real, live up and
out of people, always on the toes.
Speaker 7 (18:58):
Well.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
I remember one day back Homeie Texas junctions. Mam was
talking to pomp.
Speaker 17 (19:02):
She walked over to it at your sapshot, Wake up, Paul,
come on, get up, you lazy credit woo.
Speaker 10 (19:18):
Long gosh, ma.
Speaker 5 (19:22):
Part makes you surpired.
Speaker 10 (19:25):
I'm all poop dolls.
Speaker 9 (19:30):
I walked clear from the barn yesterday.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Lamp hadn't the harder tire y out.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
It's on me a few seeds.
Speaker 7 (19:41):
I know, Ma, but the wind was against me.
Speaker 16 (19:50):
Ma.
Speaker 7 (19:51):
I didn't sleep good last night.
Speaker 10 (19:55):
I was cold, man, I was cold in bed.
Speaker 7 (19:59):
Poop Well, I.
Speaker 10 (20:01):
Gave you that hot water bottle last night. Didn't that
warm you up?
Speaker 16 (20:07):
No?
Speaker 10 (20:08):
And I drunk the whole thing, I.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
I MA, I got a cold in the head.
Speaker 7 (20:27):
How can I stop it from going down into my chest?
Speaker 5 (20:31):
That easy?
Speaker 10 (20:32):
Paul just high a knotty you neck.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Pall reckless.
Speaker 11 (20:45):
He's ready start when you called.
Speaker 9 (20:47):
Me, aw Ma, there's a grasshopper in that's coffee, Salmer
prays over Paul.
Speaker 11 (21:01):
That ain't no grasshopper. I ain't sure, Yes, Paul, you
know one never serve nothing out of seasons.
Speaker 9 (21:17):
Man, this is too a grasshopper.
Speaker 11 (21:21):
Why I don't stop them blowing on your coffee? You'll
make your sea sick. Twere fall Here comes u this
some boy praying lucy.
Speaker 10 (21:39):
Poume DEALI I say to do folks like to do.
I'll stole our parents about some whow.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
I'm out of my brother.
Speaker 7 (22:01):
Ufer he bothered my shirt to go out on our
date last night. When he come back, it was all
covered with lipstick. LOOKI wash does not make you mad?
Speaker 17 (22:15):
Well?
Speaker 7 (22:15):
Hold you like to stay home while your count was
out having a good time?
Speaker 16 (22:19):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (22:25):
And that the only thing you're all head up about today?
Speaker 7 (22:31):
Gosh No, when I was coming up to walk that
old hound dog, he goes bit me.
Speaker 11 (22:38):
Loosen that old hound dog can't buy He just bark.
Speaker 7 (22:44):
Well, he just barked the sheet out of my pants.
Speaker 16 (22:50):
Lookie, you're just playing stupid.
Speaker 13 (22:53):
What's wrong with your brains lately?
Speaker 7 (22:55):
Well, Mark's been washing my head with water coffer.
Speaker 11 (23:00):
Okay, you've been smarter if you hadn't a bench of
stubborn about it going to school.
Speaker 9 (23:07):
Yeah, lookie, you're so piggyheaded you'll never amount to nothing.
Speaker 7 (23:11):
Who are shucked? I well, if the price of park stays.
Speaker 5 (23:15):
Off, well, when you folks excuse me, I'm.
Speaker 16 (23:20):
Going ahead and tell the roo and curtain white Dan
donkies a short doolol cam.
Speaker 11 (23:35):
Remember when we was at court and you said my
mouth was like a rosebud.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Yeah, mam, And the day we got married, it opened
up and it's been opened up ever since.
Speaker 7 (23:56):
You was lucky to land me more, there's few people.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Left in the world like me.
Speaker 10 (24:04):
No, No, Paul, that DDT does a good job.
Speaker 11 (24:12):
Well, I'll ask get the chores done, you slop the hogs,
and I'll.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Get the mixing bone and give wearing in their hair. Huh.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
I means like nobody ain't got no job.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
And Addie, don't give you an idea of what my
family's like.
Speaker 7 (24:37):
That's about the interesting Judy.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Well, don't you think you to put him in your cabinet?
Speaker 7 (24:41):
That's a good idea, Judy.
Speaker 13 (24:43):
You mean you do it?
Speaker 7 (24:44):
Yes, I'll put him all in the cabinet, locked the
door and throw away the key. Well, folks, have you
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Speaker 1 (26:04):
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Now Here's Judy.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
Thank you hard and I want to thank you Eddie
Canner for dropping in to visit with us tonight.
Speaker 12 (26:25):
Judy.
Speaker 5 (26:26):
It was my pleasure.
Speaker 7 (26:27):
Will I see you tomorrow in the Marsh of Dimes
inaugural parade?
Speaker 4 (26:29):
Do you bet you will, Eddie, I wouldn't miss that
break for.
Speaker 11 (26:32):
Anything, all those beautiful floats, those great, big giant balloons.
Speaker 5 (26:36):
It'll be wonderful, just as wonderful.
Speaker 16 (26:38):
Judy. Is a great worst that you have been doing
to combat infantil paralysis?
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Oh well, I've only been trying to do my part, Eddie.
Speaker 5 (26:45):
You're doing great.
Speaker 16 (26:46):
Word juty, make no mistake about it. And the course
of your untiring efforts and inspiring attitude, I've been asked
to tell you that the National Foundation has named you
their official Marsh of Dimes girl.
Speaker 7 (26:59):
Congratulations and good.
Speaker 11 (27:13):
Folks, this is really an honor I appreciate you know.
Infant top paralysis respects no race, color, or creed. It
can strike a geor Doyle anytime. So please join a
good fight against this dreaded disease. Send your dimes and.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Dollars to your local March of Dimes headquarters.
Speaker 15 (27:30):
Now.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Your contribution may mean the difference between a healthy.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Happy child or one hopelessly crippled for life.
Speaker 10 (27:40):
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Speaker 7 (28:46):
Boom
From Hollywood, The Judy Canova Show Walk to you each
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our guest star Eddie Canner, Charles danton Is Orchestra and
starring Judy Canover. Well, Eddie Cannor is going to run
for president and Judy Canova has made a deal with
him to get votes. Eddie has promised Judy a screen
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career if she will get him the votes of all
her friends and Cactus Junction. At the moment, Judy is
discussing the situation with an Aggie and Gerandium.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Judy, do you mean to tell me Eddie Candor is
actually running for places?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Yeah, Judy, a radio commed for president. That's right.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Well, Judy, I think mister Cannery make a nice looking presidence.
But you know I always wondered what makes his eyes.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Pop out like that?
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Well, if you walk up some morning and found out
you were the father of.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Five girl, jaws pop out too.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Minor stark bug out just thinking about it, Miss Judy,
I don't think that's what makes mister Cannleviyes pop out.
You don't geranium, No, ma'am. If you ask me that
man wears his.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
Girdle too tight, geranium, geranium, mister Canna doesn't wear a girdle.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Oh, you can't tell about these men, Miss Judy.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Rochester told me that.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Mister Benny wears a two pay.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Yeah, well, I know, but a.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Two pay is different.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
A two pey coverage what you haven't got, and a
girdle hides what you wish you didn't have, Judy, I know.
Speaker 7 (01:58):
That's Judy.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
If you get a catus junction vote Freddie Kanda. Did
he promise anything, decide to screen career? He sure did.
He said when he's passident, he'll pay this.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Priest and taxis junction with gold from Fort Knox.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
But Judy wants the government needs the goal to back
up the dollars, back up the dollar.
Speaker 8 (02:16):
Joseph if backed up any further and looked like a postage, famou.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
That fact be your time to be put you a
break and give you a breaking tishes.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Oh yes, Judy didn't one of the directors tell you
you had eggs like grabl No.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
And he said I had legs like Gable.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
The duck hunter you know by joy Eddie Kara has
a lot.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Of influence at the studio. Yeah, I hope I can
get him a lot of votes. And then, Judy, I'm
getting a boss friend palm Roy's vote.
Speaker 9 (02:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
When I'm making love.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
To that man, he's putty in my hands.
Speaker 10 (02:53):
Uh, you really win him over?
Speaker 11 (02:55):
Andrea?
Speaker 10 (02:55):
Yeah, honey, last.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Night I've poker boat.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
He's called him a lessons But Yo, what what do
you say to that?
Speaker 7 (03:06):
Huh?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
He said, come close to my little picture cooker.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Let me hear your sibil.
Speaker 12 (03:18):
Well.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Uh, party effects you the same way, doesn't you.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Right here, miss Judy, when I.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Managa hold my hands, I get.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
To feel I'm walking on bussy Willis warns, piece falls
the bedroom slippers.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Oh, Judy, Judy, I do hope your Screme tests is successful.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Gee, I hope so too. But that don't have to
make me awful nervous. Every time I tried to read
my lines, he waved his finger.
Speaker 11 (03:47):
Under my nose and hollered, fighting me for talking in
the station reader.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Okay, Bron, Sorry, what's wrong?
Speaker 5 (03:57):
You look mad today?
Speaker 7 (03:58):
I am?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Can you reader?
Speaker 7 (04:00):
I just flow off the handle?
Speaker 12 (04:03):
Cow up.
Speaker 13 (04:04):
I was cranking the car.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Tago. What car are you find?
Speaker 13 (04:11):
A crank a little Austin and the readA makes me
mad every time I try to crank that Austin. Why
the crank stands.
Speaker 7 (04:18):
Stills and the car spins are on.
Speaker 13 (04:22):
And the reader as that car got a fluid drive?
Speaker 4 (04:26):
What makes you think it hass fluid drive?
Speaker 13 (04:28):
When I was driving down the street and I heard
somebody say, look at that drip behind the wheels.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Sego, I I want you to go me over to
Pride On Studios.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
I wanna see how my screen task came.
Speaker 13 (04:47):
Out to talk to Eddie Canner, oh seny reader. Once
at a movie Stordy on me and my cousin Gonzalis got.
Speaker 10 (04:52):
A drop playing horse, a horse tagle Ye.
Speaker 13 (04:55):
They asked Gonzalis to be their head and shoulders.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Why did you fit in?
Speaker 14 (04:59):
And you?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I could before they quit?
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Tell me, well, get the car ready and let's go
to the movie studios. We don't want to be late.
Mister Cannon is a very imported move.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
All right, Why I'm the set, everybody quiet. It's the
candor is ready to record. Okay, rum. There's no business
like business, like no business.
Speaker 15 (05:37):
I know.
Speaker 7 (05:39):
Everything along is a feeling, everything the perfect will allow.
Speaker 14 (05:45):
No where you get that happy feeling like when you're
feeling that extra bow.
Speaker 7 (05:52):
There's no people like people.
Speaker 10 (05:55):
They smile when they are low. Yes, say they told
you you would not go far. That night you open
and there you are.
Speaker 7 (06:06):
Hex Say on your dressing room they've hundred far and
go on with the show.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
There's no business.
Speaker 7 (06:15):
Yes, there is no business like show business.
Speaker 10 (06:18):
It owes me nothing.
Speaker 7 (06:19):
I owe it a lot. Show business introduced me to
the great Zickfels.
Speaker 16 (06:24):
And Will Rogers and Fanny Bryce and W. C. Fields
and Bert Williams and Marion Miller. And what a joy
it was to play in those shows for mister Dick Fell.
He wanted to walk out on the stage and sing
those songs, those great songs that everybody goes.
Speaker 10 (06:40):
Songs like these.
Speaker 7 (06:44):
Hack coup all my cares of woe. Here I go
singing lo By.
Speaker 14 (06:49):
By Blackbird, where somebody waits for me sugar to sweet ants.
Speaker 7 (06:55):
So is she bye bye blackbird?
Speaker 10 (07:00):
No one here can love it. I'm the spam me
and on one hard the stories they all have me.
Speaker 7 (07:08):
Don't make my bed like the light. I'll be home
late tonight.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Black birds my boss?
Speaker 15 (07:16):
Ain't she sweet? See it coming down the streets? Can
I ask you very confidentially, a sweet? Ain't she ees
clipper over once or twice? Can I ask you very confidentially?
Speaker 7 (07:28):
Ain't she night to pass an eye? Get her direction
on me?
Speaker 12 (07:33):
Oh? My?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Ain't that perfection?
Speaker 10 (07:36):
Some confection? I rippy?
Speaker 7 (07:39):
Don't you think your kin? And yet? And ask you
fairy confidentially swift?
Speaker 10 (07:45):
How are you going to keep them down on the
farm after they see Harry?
Speaker 14 (07:51):
How are you going to keep them away from broadways,
chazz and a roar.
Speaker 10 (07:56):
Paint in the town? How you going to keep them.
Speaker 7 (07:59):
Away from palm? That's some mystery. I don't imagine Ruben
when he meets his palm, kiss his cheeking.
Speaker 10 (08:08):
Hallolu, la lah. How are you going to keep him
down on the farm after they see?
Speaker 17 (08:15):
Sorry?
Speaker 16 (08:34):
Oh that was wonderful, mister canadem you'll be able to
hear the rush is in about an hour. Oh, by
the way, there's someone here to see you. You didn't
I tell you that when I'm recording? How do you
want to see a human being.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
But this is Judy. Come over. Oh send her in.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
That's right, Hi lady, Hello, Judy.
Speaker 16 (08:49):
I'm sorry I kept you waiting.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Hi Jack Jack, that's all right. Yeah, I was listening
to that wonderful medley you were singing about. Show business
sy does must have been exciting days, yes, and the
nice one.
Speaker 7 (09:02):
So bad either, You know, Judy, Judy, every time I
can be had, look, Judy. Every time I seen those
old songs, it takes me back from my early days.
I remember, forget the first time I worked for Flowzick Beeld.
You should have seen the review I got after opening night.
Speaker 16 (09:23):
It said, last night Flosick Felt presented his new show
starring any Candy.
Speaker 7 (09:28):
It was one of zick Beell's biggest follies.
Speaker 10 (09:33):
How they meant that?
Speaker 7 (09:34):
And those zick Bell girls all, Judy, I fell in
love with every one of them, big gord to show girls,
sixty tall everyone.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
But Eddie, you're not that tall yourself.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
How could you kiss him?
Speaker 7 (09:44):
When Joseph got down on his knee, I got up
on his back, shut up out.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Yes, hey, Eddie, that is all man. I'm interesting, but
I came over here to talk to you about my
movie career. Now I remember our ideal. If you don't
get me in text, I won't get the folks back
in Texas Johnson to vote for Hugh for passidents.
Speaker 7 (10:02):
Judy, you've got nothing to worry about. Here I'll prove
it to you.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
Hey, Joe, that's the cat has Mister.
Speaker 7 (10:08):
Thornton looked at Miss Canova screen test yes, and he
asked me to return these still pictures to hers. Here
they are it's Canova.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Oh thank you? Now, ain't this nice?
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Listen to what he wrote on the back of my picture.
This doll has feet as nady is fairy booth.
Speaker 7 (10:22):
It's the Cata. She read that wrong. It says this
girl has feet as daty as fairy boats.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
Yeah, here's not motthew rope. Tell me kind of puzzle
art this This doll hasn't got six apples?
Speaker 7 (10:35):
Now let me see that six apples. It says this
girl hasn't got six appeals? Why shoul that is suddly ridiculous?
How could anybody say a thing I'd done about Judy?
What m's the cata? Look for yourself, Mis Canova does
like all the other girls, a complexion comes out of
a box. Her red lips come out of a tube
and her eyebrowser painted all, well, don't ad for you, mister.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
The arrest is all me.
Speaker 16 (11:05):
Tellum, Judy. So I'm disappointing you. Don't you agree this girl?
Don't you agree this girl is cut out to be
in pictures?
Speaker 7 (11:10):
Absolutely, we'll cut it out of this one. Goodbye, Judy.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
I'm terribly sorry. But there goes your movie career.
Speaker 11 (11:18):
Yeah it didn't.
Speaker 7 (11:18):
There go your vote from Texas. Y, Judy, don't say that.
After all, what is a movie career? You work hard,
you become famous, and then the public forgets you. Years later,
you make a comeback. You've got a home with a
swimming pool, and Beverly Hills takes million dollars in the bank.
They make a movie of your life. Yeah, and then
what you wind up looking like? Al Joson? What a
terrible thing. I wouldn't even wish that on Georgia, Jess. Look,
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I tell you what we do, Judy. I got a
much better idea.
Speaker 16 (11:43):
You get me the votes from Texas junctions, and when
I'm president, I'll make you secretary of agriculture.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Oh me, secretary of agriculture.
Speaker 7 (11:51):
Why not everybody likes you? You're a farm girl, you've
got the human touch.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Yeah, I guess you're right.
Speaker 10 (11:57):
That's what's missing on the farm.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
What do you mean, Judy, Well, they want to get
rid of them milking.
Speaker 8 (12:01):
Machines and bring back the human touch. Hey, sure, making
them cows happy.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Joey wanted to go against those milking machines. Oh, Edie,
that get how harder now? And then one time milking
machine went into reverse. We couldn't shut it off.
Speaker 7 (12:21):
What happens for the cowal.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
They found her six days later over the Kansas City
Airport looking for.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
A place to land.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Eddie, listen, tell me, are you sure you want me
to be Secretary of Agriculture?
Speaker 7 (12:34):
Yes, Judy, if i'm Electa's cousin, I want to have
a good, strong palm block, and I want you with
the head of its.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Eddie, you've convinced me.
Speaker 7 (12:41):
You mean you'll be the head of my palm block. Yes.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
You couldn't find a better blockhead than Judy.
Speaker 7 (12:45):
Can over.
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Speaker 1 (14:16):
Eddie Cantor is running for president, and in order to
get the Cactus Junction vote, here's promise. If he's elected,
he'll make Judy's Secretary of Agriculture.
Speaker 7 (14:23):
Oh yes, just think of a Judy. We'll make a
great team. I'd be president, you'd be secretary. I'm a
man and you're a woman. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
And the funny thing is if we've both started his baby, Hey,
tell me something.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
How come you ever got mixed up in politics?
Speaker 7 (14:38):
Oh?
Speaker 16 (14:38):
Simple, I just made a bunch of campaign promises and
through my hat in the rings, you through.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Your hat in the ring.
Speaker 7 (14:43):
Yeah, like they do in Spain.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
But this is politics in Spain.
Speaker 16 (14:46):
It's the bull range chain thing here, baby, thank you Democrats, Judy, Judy.
Speaker 7 (14:56):
Think I entered politics. Life has been perfectly wonderful.
Speaker 13 (15:00):
Eddie.
Speaker 16 (15:00):
Well, this morning, when I got up the mat said
to me, good morning, mister President. I came downstairs the
god and said good morning, mister president.
Speaker 7 (15:06):
To cook that good morning, mister President. The nighter came
and asked for some money. Eager back to schmall again.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Eddie said, one thing about politics, I don't understand.
Speaker 7 (15:17):
How do you find out what the people wants?
Speaker 16 (15:19):
Why you just talk to the man in the streets.
Come on out here, I'll show you. Come on out
the street, cook, Judy, he comes an average citizen.
Speaker 7 (15:25):
Now, hey, mister, yeah, what can I do for you?
And you tell me what the man in the street wants. Yeah,
he wants to move out of the street and into
a house. I see, Judy. If you're going to be
a politician, you've got to get close to the people.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Yea, Eddie, I think that fella would have voted for you,
But I bet he.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
Don't even know what tickets you're running on.
Speaker 7 (15:47):
Julie, I'm organizing my own political party. If Henry can
do it, so can I. What's the difference?
Speaker 4 (15:52):
But Julenia's gonna leave your regular party?
Speaker 7 (15:54):
Why not?
Speaker 16 (15:55):
A man can vote his party if he wants to.
History proved that every year there are plenty of boats
in Washing.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Yeah, I'm playing let's go with him, Eddie. You might
have some tough competitions Governor Doey for instance.
Speaker 7 (16:11):
Oh are you kidding? What is Dewey got that? I
haven't got two sons? He winds a two of a
kind beat a pool house.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
But Eddie, Eddie, y'all here doing very popular in the
farm district. I saw a campaign taketure of him milking accown.
Speaker 7 (16:36):
Milk in a car. Why that's dirty politics? Do you
mean a guy that would do that would pull anything?
Speaker 16 (16:47):
Well?
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Eddie, nesson, tell me, if you're elected, what's your platform?
Speaker 16 (16:51):
Gonna be the first thing I'm gonna do is to
give the country back to the people.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Now we don't the people have enough problem? What else
are you gonna do?
Speaker 7 (16:59):
Are you gonna have a plan for world peace?
Speaker 9 (17:01):
Listen to this.
Speaker 16 (17:02):
I plan to move all the Russian people of France,
all the French people of Poland, all the Polish people
to Italy, and.
Speaker 7 (17:08):
All the Italian people to Turkey.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
Bring about wal peace.
Speaker 7 (17:12):
Everybody be so busy learning a new language, they won't
have time to fight.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Yeah, but you might have trouble get in Congress to
back up.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
You might run into one of them filibusters.
Speaker 7 (17:27):
I'm not who two of us.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Yeah, that's when somebody gets up in.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
The house and talks and talks for days and days
and never stop.
Speaker 7 (17:34):
Oh either, oh yeah, oh yeah. You heard to night
of the First Lady of the Land, and you you
Judy Canova's secretary of Agriculture.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
You know, Addie, I think I'll take the job.
Speaker 17 (17:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
I could do a lot of things for the folks
back home in Texas Junction. So I could send them pamphlets.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Seeds, maybe even medicine, medicine.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
Yep, I'll send each family a dowon of doctor Time's wondertony.
It's good for men and women, little girls.
Speaker 16 (17:58):
It's seen good for growing boys, Judy, would you mind
the repeating oh?
Speaker 10 (18:04):
I said, wait a minute, let me chuck something.
Speaker 7 (18:09):
We are pumpsing.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Go ahead, jud Paddie, Katy, I said, it's even good
for growing boys.
Speaker 13 (18:17):
At last.
Speaker 7 (18:17):
I don't want to get either of for her birthday.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
Ye I'm not Eddie.
Speaker 7 (18:27):
Eddie.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
Talking about taxis junction makes me realize that if I
go to Washington, I might get off of lonesome for
my folks. Do you think you could find a place
in your cabinet for them here?
Speaker 7 (18:35):
But I don't know anything about your folks, Judy. Are
they true sons and daughters of the soil?
Speaker 5 (18:40):
They sure are.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Paul worked in the good earth, And after they're working
for thirty years in the good earth, they had only
one thing to say.
Speaker 7 (18:46):
What was that?
Speaker 5 (18:47):
Goshes sure need a bath.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
But you know, my family could do you a lot
of good in Washington, Eddie. They're real, live up and
out of people, always on the toes.
Speaker 7 (18:58):
Well.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
I remember one day back Homeie Texas junctions. Mam was
talking to pomp.
Speaker 17 (19:02):
She walked over to it at your sapshot, Wake up, Paul,
come on, get up, you lazy credit woo.
Speaker 10 (19:18):
Long gosh, ma.
Speaker 5 (19:22):
Part makes you surpired.
Speaker 10 (19:25):
I'm all poop dolls.
Speaker 9 (19:30):
I walked clear from the barn yesterday.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Lamp hadn't the harder tire y out.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
It's on me a few seeds.
Speaker 7 (19:41):
I know, Ma, but the wind was against me.
Speaker 16 (19:50):
Ma.
Speaker 7 (19:51):
I didn't sleep good last night.
Speaker 10 (19:55):
I was cold, man, I was cold in bed.
Speaker 7 (19:59):
Poop Well, I.
Speaker 10 (20:01):
Gave you that hot water bottle last night. Didn't that
warm you up?
Speaker 16 (20:07):
No?
Speaker 10 (20:08):
And I drunk the whole thing, I.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
I MA, I got a cold in the head.
Speaker 7 (20:27):
How can I stop it from going down into my chest?
Speaker 5 (20:31):
That easy?
Speaker 10 (20:32):
Paul just high a knotty you neck.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Pall reckless.
Speaker 11 (20:45):
He's ready start when you called.
Speaker 9 (20:47):
Me, aw Ma, there's a grasshopper in that's coffee, Salmer
prays over Paul.
Speaker 11 (21:01):
That ain't no grasshopper. I ain't sure, Yes, Paul, you
know one never serve nothing out of seasons.
Speaker 9 (21:17):
Man, this is too a grasshopper.
Speaker 11 (21:21):
Why I don't stop them blowing on your coffee? You'll
make your sea sick. Twere fall Here comes u this
some boy praying lucy.
Speaker 10 (21:39):
Poume DEALI I say to do folks like to do.
I'll stole our parents about some whow.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
I'm out of my brother.
Speaker 7 (22:01):
Ufer he bothered my shirt to go out on our
date last night. When he come back, it was all
covered with lipstick. LOOKI wash does not make you mad?
Speaker 17 (22:15):
Well?
Speaker 7 (22:15):
Hold you like to stay home while your count was
out having a good time?
Speaker 16 (22:19):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (22:25):
And that the only thing you're all head up about today?
Speaker 7 (22:31):
Gosh No, when I was coming up to walk that
old hound dog, he goes bit me.
Speaker 11 (22:38):
Loosen that old hound dog can't buy He just bark.
Speaker 7 (22:44):
Well, he just barked the sheet out of my pants.
Speaker 16 (22:50):
Lookie, you're just playing stupid.
Speaker 13 (22:53):
What's wrong with your brains lately?
Speaker 7 (22:55):
Well, Mark's been washing my head with water coffer.
Speaker 11 (23:00):
Okay, you've been smarter if you hadn't a bench of
stubborn about it going to school.
Speaker 9 (23:07):
Yeah, lookie, you're so piggyheaded you'll never amount to nothing.
Speaker 7 (23:11):
Who are shucked? I well, if the price of park stays.
Speaker 5 (23:15):
Off, well, when you folks excuse me, I'm.
Speaker 16 (23:20):
Going ahead and tell the roo and curtain white Dan
donkies a short doolol cam.
Speaker 11 (23:35):
Remember when we was at court and you said my
mouth was like a rosebud.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Yeah, mam, And the day we got married, it opened
up and it's been opened up ever since.
Speaker 7 (23:56):
You was lucky to land me more, there's few people.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Left in the world like me.
Speaker 10 (24:04):
No, No, Paul, that DDT does a good job.
Speaker 11 (24:12):
Well, I'll ask get the chores done, you slop the hogs,
and I'll.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Get the mixing bone and give wearing in their hair. Huh.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
I means like nobody ain't got no job.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
And Addie, don't give you an idea of what my
family's like.
Speaker 7 (24:37):
That's about the interesting Judy.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Well, don't you think you to put him in your cabinet?
Speaker 7 (24:41):
That's a good idea, Judy.
Speaker 13 (24:43):
You mean you do it?
Speaker 7 (24:44):
Yes, I'll put him all in the cabinet, locked the
door and throw away the key. Well, folks, have you
heard the big news?
Speaker 13 (25:00):
Have you seen our.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Amazing pictures of a huge fifteen ton trailer truck overflowing
with rich stick SuDS from the new nineteen forty eight Supercud.
Speaker 7 (25:09):
Do you realize that every single.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Lively, bustling bubble and that big truckload of SuDS came
out of just one yes, we said, one box of
the new extra Sudes in nineteen forty eight Super SuDS.
Seems hard to believe, but it's true. It's been proved.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
And what does that mean for you?
Speaker 7 (25:27):
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Speaker 1 (25:30):
Just because of those Extra SuDS and the new nineteen
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Speaker 12 (25:59):
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Speaker 1 (26:04):
The Judy Canalfa Show has written by Fred Fox and
Henry Hooper with John Ward, and it's produced and directed
by Joe Ryans. This is Howard Petrie asking you to
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Now Here's Judy.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
Thank you hard and I want to thank you Eddie
Canner for dropping in to visit with us tonight.
Speaker 12 (26:25):
Judy.
Speaker 5 (26:26):
It was my pleasure.
Speaker 7 (26:27):
Will I see you tomorrow in the Marsh of Dimes
inaugural parade?
Speaker 4 (26:29):
Do you bet you will, Eddie, I wouldn't miss that
break for.
Speaker 11 (26:32):
Anything, all those beautiful floats, those great, big giant balloons.
Speaker 5 (26:36):
It'll be wonderful, just as wonderful.
Speaker 16 (26:38):
Judy. Is a great worst that you have been doing
to combat infantil paralysis?
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Oh well, I've only been trying to do my part, Eddie.
Speaker 5 (26:45):
You're doing great.
Speaker 16 (26:46):
Word juty, make no mistake about it. And the course
of your untiring efforts and inspiring attitude, I've been asked
to tell you that the National Foundation has named you
their official Marsh of Dimes girl.
Speaker 7 (26:59):
Congratulations and good.
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Folks, this is really an honor I appreciate you know.
Infant top paralysis respects no race, color, or creed. It
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Dollars to your local March of Dimes headquarters.
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Your contribution may mean the difference between a healthy.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Happy child or one hopelessly crippled for life.
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