August 15, 2025 • 29 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Craft presents the Great Yielder Sleeve each week at this
time from Hollywood, California. Craft presents Harold Perry as the
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Great Gilder Sleeve written by Leonard L.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Evanson.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Oh, we'll hear from the Great Yielder Sleeve in just
a moment. But first, I wonder what you mean when
you use the word progress, Because here's what I mean.
Progress means making the old things better and inventing new
things that are better than the old. Well, that applies
to foods as well as to other things, and modern
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made by Craft, is certainly a lot different from the
margins of even just a few years ago. Yes, all
you have to do is to try Park margarine once
to know us different and better, because it tastes so
deliciously good. That's why Park margin is a favorite everywhere,
both for table use and for cooking too. Now you
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all know that proper nutrition is necessary to national defense. Well,
Park margarine is a wholesome, highly nutritious food. In fact,
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And now let's visit our friend, the great yilder sleeve.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Let me have some more of that green paper, I Llroy,
Thanks Dave. Who are you sending that necktie to?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
It's for cousin Clinton, and I away, Lero, you can't
do that. He's the one who sent you that tie
last year. Oh well, in that case, I'll mail its
uncle Stanley.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Oh no, Uncle Stanley gave it to Cousin Clinton the
year before.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
We welcome mard.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
How do you know, because I gave it Uncle Stanley
four years ago.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Oh are you sure at the same time?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Oh positively, Marjorie. I'd know those purple stripes and those
orange dots any place.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
But gee, what do I give Cousin Clinton?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I think we can skip him this year if we
send him a Christmas card? Oh, mister Llewellen sure to
have addressed a card to our cousin Clinton? Will you please?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yes, ma'am right away? Say how are you coming along
with the addressing and the ceiling Llewellyn, Well, I'm with
a guaggy.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Yeah, I feel as if I'd whipped my weight in
Christmas seals.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I wish they'd get some different flavored glue, like Cholly orange,
women of Wine.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
He'll come to that, Llewell, and you're just a little
ahead of time here, Leroy, what are you doing me?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
I just thought i'd see what's in this package Piggybacks
gave me, but Leroy, if mark don't open until Christmas?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yes, haven't you any self control or will power? Young man?
Don't you realize that if you opened all your gifts
ahead of time when Christmas morning came around, you wouldn't
have a single toy left to a break.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
But Gee, I called Marjorie sniffing around the present you
gave her Uncle Moore. I was not le Roy too,
just happened to drop it and I was afraid it
might be perfume.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Well it's not perfume. It's a whoops. I almost told you. Then,
Now both you children, stop acting childish. Let me alone
while I wrapped this present. It's for Pepper McGee. I've
already sent Bolly McGee a big bottle of perfume, so
I better get Piper McGee's present in the mail for
wishful visit tonight.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Oh what did you get for a Uncle Moore?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Something he needs badly? An electrical pants pressure. It's a
neat little gadget, isn't it, Although I doubt if it
will make much of an impression on those gunny sacks
McGee wears.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Do you think that's enough of a gift for mister McGee?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Why not cost me thirty nine cents the cut rate
drug store thirty nine cents?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
But I saw mister McGhee was a close friend of yours.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
He is Leroy. He's the closest friend I've got. And
I'm not speaking geographically or intimately, I'm speaking financially.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I never knew that well.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
He isn't exactly tight. He's more of the borrow a
tool today in return when Rusty type. The more I
think about the things McGee has borrowed, the less I
think of him. Who does he imagine? He is the doorbell?
I mean the doorbell it's ringing, I'll get it.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
Yes, it's just a Domicila truck morton pet Gillett's sleeve.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
It is it?
Speaker 6 (04:45):
Is it? Shorty? Okay? Look, Hey this is pretty heavy.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Hey, where do you want this box smith did.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Put it right down here for now. What's in it? Mister?
Speaker 7 (04:57):
Just give you a sht on with your buddy, thank you.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Yeah, let's get this over with all right, one at
two at three, Oh.
Speaker 8 (05:05):
Girls, sleep girlous sleeve who marry Christmas? Oh yoh gloss
sleeve geously on your all time?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Oh you.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Wrong?
Speaker 6 (05:23):
A brand very.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Dissive from Wisbobs.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
That's favorable.
Speaker 8 (05:33):
Girls, sleep, Oh rock.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
But being the slave please tigne.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
On the line.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Well well, singing expressman ey, Yeah, yeah, we.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Are something in the nature of an experiment.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Oh I see. You're doing it for the company to
see if it's satisfactor.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Oh no, we're doing it for a man to see
if it's remunerative.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Oh yes, I get it. Well here you are boys,
A die for each of you.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Why spike this guy and got no respect for music?
Speaker 6 (06:20):
Yeah, but he's sure got a lot of respect for money.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Well. I never saw a box so hard to get open.
It must have taken me an hour. Yeah, now to
see what Pipper McGee is set.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Yes, see another fox all the love of Christmas wrappings
and stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Oh my goodness, hand me the hatchet again, leroy, Oh no, no,
can't you see what it says? Where don't open until Christmas?
And this means you will kill the old snoop McGhee
ever means what he says the hatchet? Please leroy, uncle More?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Where's your will power?
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (07:13):
And how about your self control?
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
They're fine. It's my curiosity. It's got the best of me.
Oh gee, let me take one little peek. Will you hunt?
Speaker 6 (07:21):
Now?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Who's acting childish?
Speaker 9 (07:23):
Uncle More?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
You're right, Marjorie. I wasn't setting you a good example.
Hand me some of that ribbon and I'll get this
pants pressure off to my old chump. Ooh what am
I saying? I can't send McGee this dinky little present? Now?
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Why?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Because that box probably contains a large valuable gift for me.
Alongside of it, my cheap little crease iron will look
like thirty nine cents?
Speaker 3 (07:44):
What do you think you should do? Uncle?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I better go right downtown and get him something better.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Oh I think that's very nice, if you, Uncle More?
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Is I think so too?
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Now?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
In order to get an idea of how much McGee
spent so I won't spend anymore, don't you think I
should take one quick little look as to what he
sent me. No, all right, I was just suggesting, Say.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
You're going downtown, you better hurry up. It's getting late
and the stores are awfully over crossed.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Oh, I won't have any trouble. Get your cap and coat, Leroy.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
I'm right with you. Are you taking leroight through those
mobs with you?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yes, majorie. He and I have worked out a wonderful
system for Christmas shopping, haven't we, Leroy.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
I'll say, what kind of a system?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
It's called le angle? Where in formation Leroy goes ahead
and figures out an angle? Then I wear my way through.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Gee, uncle, what this is certainly a ritzy store?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yes? Haven't I always said that the best is none
too good for Pepper McGhee. Hell, how do you do?
Speaker 3 (08:46):
So?
Speaker 10 (08:47):
What will it be?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
I'm looking for a present for a friend.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Do you think he might like a half dozen important crevetts?
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Say I? What a crevett?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Krevat is a neck tie that sells for five dollars? Leroy? No,
I'd like to get him more substantial. Gain. Oh, here's something.
Maybe he'd like your dressing gown or a robe? Why, yes,
we have some lovely ones.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Say in the neighborhood of one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Have you got anything in the cheaper neighborhood, Well, here
are a few in the vicinity of sixty dollars. Oh yes, yes,
this brown silkm be exactly the right thing. You have
it in the smaller size, and some other color and
a different material and a little less expensive.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Well, then I'll have to go back in the stock
room and see what we have there.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
If you just made a moment, don't worry. Yes, we're
trying on those dirty to leroy. You never tell who
Warren before you did.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
I only wanted to see how I looked in one uncle.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
How can you see you when they come down to
your nose on you?
Speaker 9 (09:41):
I just stand still, just the sort of person I'm
looking for. Oh, excuse me, sir, but there's a little
favor I'd like to ask.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
If you certainly, madam? What can I do for you?
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Well, if you see Batman standing over there.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
At the sweater counter, Oh you mean the funny looking
gent with the bat wing ears and the dirty look.
Has he been annoying you?
Speaker 3 (09:56):
No, he's my husband.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Oh he is. Oh, I didn't mean that nice looking chap.
I was talking about the one in the checkered overcoat
standing next to it, the fat guy that looks like
a cross between the sky and a barge.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
That's the one who's my husband, sir.
Speaker 9 (10:12):
You see, I want to surprise him with his pretty
blue robe for Christmas, but I don't know if it's
the right size for him. So I thought that, being
that you two are.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Of the same bill, what do you think I'm as
tubby as that tubby?
Speaker 5 (10:24):
Oh no, please, I don't want him to suspect a thing.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Chelpful lady out Uncle Moore?
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Huh yes, why not?
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Here?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Let me have it, madam? Hold it uply Roy? Thanks,
Oh this is so nice. If you really not at all?
Would you care to have me paraded up and down
like one of those models?
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Oh no, no, thank you.
Speaker 9 (10:42):
Now I just hide the belt there now turn around please?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Uh oh dear, what's wrong is my slip showing?
Speaker 9 (10:51):
Well? Either I picked the wrong size else you're stouter
than my husband.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
No, see here, lady, we can soon see.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
The tape measure here in my bag. Somewhere I know
Leo's size. See. Oh, yes, here it is. Now.
Speaker 9 (11:06):
If you'll just put your arms up, I'll flip this
tpe around your waist and find out what size?
Speaker 5 (11:12):
What are you doing with your arms around that man?
Speaker 9 (11:14):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Oh my goodness, you musn't find out about this price.
Speaker 5 (11:17):
I pretended jumaia my cousin George. I said, why are
you're hugging this fellow Fanny?
Speaker 9 (11:21):
Oh, leo, it's cousin George. I haven't seen him for years.
You don't blame me being glad to see my own.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Cousin, do you?
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Not at all glad to meet you, George. The pleasures,
the pleasures, the pleasure is all mine. Voice still changing. Huh, Well, George,
Fanny's told me all about you, but I always picked
you as a different man. Well I was a different
man up though quite recently.
Speaker 9 (11:45):
Oh it's it's just too bad that cousin George is
just passing through town and can't stop over for a visit,
aren't you cousin George?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Oh me, Oh yeah it doesn't George. I just happened
to be driving. I mean I thought you hated automobile,
do I? Yeah? Didn't the automobile ruin your horse collar business?
I don't know, did it?
Speaker 11 (12:04):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Yes, yes, of course. But I'm not one to hold
a grudge, and not well, not more than twenty years anyway, Hey,
that reminds me what's happened to Francis these days? The Francis.
Oh he's all right, he since when is Francis? The Hey?
I mean, she's just andy. I talked to her long
distance only last night, walk to How can you talk
long distance?
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Store a horse?
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Oh? Oh, that Francis. I thought you met the other Francis.
You know the one I mean, don't you cousin Fanny?
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Of course? Your wife?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Yeah? My what I never knew you were married, George,
old boy. Oh well, it's all sort of a secret.
We eloped. It's a Niagara Paula. What hot one? What's
so hot about Niagara paul Well.
Speaker 9 (12:55):
Leo just thinks it's funny that you elope to Niagara
Pols when you lived right there all your life.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Oh sorry, I can't stand around here, folks. I've got
to catch a train. What about your ordum a deal?
I hate him again? Come on, leroy, I'm happy that
was your cousin. Joy Fanny, you got a nerve.
Speaker 9 (13:12):
It really hard la.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Wait a minute, a lon more, where do we go out?
Let's get awaitrom there before that gorilla gets happy? What
did you do you wring my neck? How do I
manage to get into such.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
A fair cousin Fanny? Why are you taking me, Uncle, More?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
This far away as our chubby little legs who carry us. Now,
don't dis delly dally leroy what you can't scram like this?
I can't? Oh why not? George was a lucky thing.
I kept calm and cool all through that encounter. More.
Why haven't you been but uncle morning about Heroy?
Speaker 5 (13:41):
Come out with it.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
I've been trying to tell you all along. We've got
to go back to the store. Why you're still wearing
that baby blue bathroom?
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Oh, Saddy? Are now mister well?
Speaker 6 (14:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Hello there? Helloly right? Oh did you get something nice
for mister McGee.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Oh we had a terrible time. I haven't been pushed
around so much since my baby carriage days.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Gosh, you never saw so many places out of so
much stuff that so many people wanted so bad?
Speaker 2 (14:23):
What sort of peasant were you working for? Well? Ll Well?
And something unusual and expensive that he doesn't have already?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Yeah, I'll come on. Almost got a dandy baby move
back room. But after we took it outside to see
how it looked from the daylight, he took it back.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Yeah, well we'll go down and try it again tomorrow.
Maybe you'll come along minds weed to help me, said,
there's something missing in this room. I was wondering how
long it would be before you noticed the difference. Well,
what is it?
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Come?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Come Llewellen, don't be coy. What have you done? I
took mister McGee's pleasant, wiped it out of here and
walked it in a wompers one quiet?
Speaker 5 (15:01):
You did he?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
And why did you do that?
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Yes, so you can.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
Resist opening it before christmassiness.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Well that took a lot of nerve. Oh no, it
just took a lot of swine, believe me. Before I
was fool, I bid a wee weak wedded starting the
whole proposition will we.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
I was away, yes, well, and worked quite hard.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Wellen, the next time you poke your probing probosters into
my personal affairs, I'm gonna take a swing at it.
What was that, mister gilis w If you foll around
with something that's no skin off your nose, by by George,
it will be Oh please, mister gilders Waz, don't lose
your temper. Who's losing your temper? But you're wasting your boy?
Who's raising your voice?
Speaker 6 (15:39):
You?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
You're just angry because I hit your pleasant? Oh? Is
that so? I suppose you know everything is going on
in my mind? Yep? I can wait you what addiction
always is? If you can read me like a dictionary,
why don't you turn to the letter D and under discharged?
Speaker 3 (15:55):
You?
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Fine, that's where you are? Why, mister Gildiths wave, what
do you mean?
Speaker 3 (15:58):
I mean?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
It's're a pirate, dismiss finished, sacked? Now do you understand? Well?
Oh that's the way you feel. Goodbye, goodbye him, his martory, goodbye,
good bye we warri. What's he getting so huppy about?
I never saw such an excitable fellow in all my life.
But the man has got no Christmas spirit? May can
(16:21):
me fire him right before the holidays?
Speaker 3 (16:23):
He didn't get us paid any Uncle Moore, by Joe.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
That's right. You better run after him, Leroy and tell
him to come back for his money. And Leroy, yes, huh,
tell him if he behaves himself, he can come back
to work. He had no right getting me all worked
up after a hard day shopping. I'm not an unreasonable man,
am i? Marjorie?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Of course not, Uncle Moore.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
I'm just as nice as the next man, sometimes nicer too.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
I couldn't see him anywhere, Uncle Moore.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Do you mean he's gone well? Snowing hard, Oh, jumping jeps.
I turned him out too, the cool with only a
thin macintosh.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Oh, now, don't you worry, Uncle Moore. Let's call him
at his hotel tomorrow, after you've both kodle.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Yes, of course. Oh, I can't do that. Don't know
where he lives to either of you?
Speaker 3 (17:02):
No, I don't think so. Not me.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Oh my goodness, I'm a cad. I'm a bounder. No,
not a bounder, just a cat. I won't be able
to look myself on the place the next time I shave.
What'll I do?
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Say? Maybe Bertie knows where he lives.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Oh, yes, Bertie, maybe she does. I'll go find out, Bertie.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
Yes you know where?
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Llewell? And what are you doing here?
Speaker 7 (17:24):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Just eating myselffer? Mister gillis wave going down? No use, leroy,
(17:46):
they're poking passage on those elevators. A couple of days
in advance. Let's wander into the furniture department.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Well, we looked every place else for a present. We'll
find something there.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I wasn't thinking about Piver McGee's present, Marjorie. I only
wanted to rest my feet eight clear up to my
shoulder blades.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Oh cool, uncle more. Yeah, OKI's a nice big leather chair.
Try it? Why don't?
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Oh, thank you.
Speaker 6 (18:09):
I will.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Very comfortable if I can only take my shoes off.
But there I go daydreaming again.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Hey, look at the buttons on the om of this chair.
I wonder what this one does?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Ooh help me? The chair is now ben Lee Roy.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Now look what you've done me. The back goes down
and the buttom comes up here. I'll give you a hand.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
No, on second thought, this is a nice I think
i'll take forty winks. Wake me up in nineteen forty two,
will you?
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Uncle? You can't sleep there?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Oh yes, I can watch me. Hey, this is certainly
a great invention.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
I wonder what this button done?
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Ooh, you spoil everything. It's a chair again?
Speaker 6 (18:52):
Interested in the snore well reclining chair?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Oh is that what it is? He mighty cozy little
one man couch and and I.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
Christmas present for father, husband, friend or boss?
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Uncle Margie? How about it?
Speaker 6 (19:05):
Yeah, Uncle McGhee, how about.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Say that's not a bad idea. In fact, it's the
best one I've had so far.
Speaker 10 (19:11):
Let me tell you about some of the snore Well
featured three comfy, cuddly positioned sitting, snoozing and sleeping, made
of the toughest bull leather, overstuffed under slung. Why you
couldn't be more tickled if you bought a feather bed.
Buy one for the rest of your life.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
Catch up?
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Oh brother, however, self, what do you think.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Of the more Well?
Speaker 3 (19:35):
How much is it?
Speaker 10 (19:36):
Thirty nine ninety five that's without any of the accessories
and attachments.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Of attachments like a vacuum creamer.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
Yes, sir, the Snorewell is the first fully mechanized chair.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Well, I'm interested. Now this is for a friend of
mine who is rather mechanically minded. Yes, he invented an
illuminated sundial once for cloudy days you know. Yeah, no,
you wouldn't know.
Speaker 6 (19:59):
Let me show oh you the feature. Here's the overhead
reading lamp. Also candy for shaving.
Speaker 10 (20:05):
Then we have a combination ashtray and cigar like that
that appears and disappears at the touch of a button.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
What does it do with the ashes? Dump them under
the rug.
Speaker 10 (20:14):
We also have an electric clock and a compartment for
sandwiches with a tank rice water.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Yeah, it does everything but singing asleep.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
It'll do that too, for twenty four dollars more. We'll
put a little radio inside the headress.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
My goodness, if you attack a mailbox on the side
of this chair, you could live in it. Oh, this
one seems a little damage. Look at this crack in it. Crack,
that is no crack.
Speaker 6 (20:37):
It's a slot for all razor plate.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Yes, do you know I'll go.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
The more I hear about it, the more I'm convinced
that this is just a present for mister Leggie.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Som a young man. How much of one costs with
all the cess Well, the.
Speaker 10 (20:53):
Super deluxe Shoot the works model sells for one hundred
and nineteen dollars and ninety five cents.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Oh, my dear, what do you think children?
Speaker 5 (21:00):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Yes, take it? What got the loads?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
One hundred nineteen dollars ninety five cents. But I guess
I'll do it just to.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
Say, gee, I knew i'd sell one of these someday.
Why where is it to be delivered?
Speaker 6 (21:13):
Sir?
Speaker 2 (21:13):
It goes to Pepper McGhee seventy nine. Whist will visit
whist vista. Yeah, can you have it delivered there before Christmas?
Speaker 6 (21:19):
Yes, sir, we can send it out by express this afternoon.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
They're good. They charge at the frock Morton. P. Gillis leave.
Speaker 6 (21:24):
Here's my car, Thank you, mister Gilder's leap and Season's greeting.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Yeah, very Christmas to you. Come on you two, we
can go home now. Certainly is a load off my well. Hello,
Judge Hooker, Christmas shopping.
Speaker 5 (21:36):
I see hello, Gillers Sleeve. How are you, Marjorie fine?
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Judg Hooker Seasons greetings?
Speaker 7 (21:41):
Judge, thank you you all look so happy. That can
only be one reason. Yeah, you just finished buying the
last of your holiday gifts.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Yes, that's it. And it certainly was a hunting game.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
That's day.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
It was fun, leroy. Let's keep it a secret. It
was for a certain very good friend of mine. Yeah,
it's a real tell. You know. Well, we'll be seeing you.
Come on, children, let's make another pride for the elevator.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
Say could that present be for me? After all I
have been appeal to him. I'd just like to know,
young man.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
Yes, sir, what I was my friend who was just here?
Speaker 5 (22:18):
He told me what he bought, but it slipped my mind.
What was it again?
Speaker 10 (22:22):
Oh it was a present, A snore well reclining chair
with easy dollars worth of accessories.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Well, well that must be for me.
Speaker 7 (22:30):
Gimblersley broke the springs in my best lounge chair, and
now he's making up for it. Say now, I'll have
to get him something better than that flashlight I bought
him for Christmas.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
Thank you, young man, thank you, good bye.
Speaker 6 (22:42):
Bye bye hee wits. So that's Pipper McGhee.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
A. What's that?
Speaker 11 (23:19):
That's like something going on in this house. M. That's
like somebody's raising the rumpers in the ruppers room. I'm
going to investigate. M. I don't know why I'm so brave.
In fact, I don't know if I'm so brave. They'll
stop here in the kitchen first.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Now feels better?
Speaker 11 (23:45):
Pecure you how much confidence a couple of carving knives.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
There's a leader. That's what you're doing.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
I got you surrounded, I mean I got your covered right.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
What are you doing here at this time of the night.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Oh, oh my goodness, I thought it was a burglar.
Oh my start in the funnel. But that was a burglar.
Speaker 9 (24:08):
What's that all?
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Chopped up, mister Kilsy.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Oh chopped up. Oh well that's the president mister McGee
sent me.
Speaker 11 (24:14):
Oh then that means it wasn't no burglar nohow truly,
mister Gilsey, you are ashamed of yourself, caring folks at
three am in the morning and speaking line in your pajamas,
snooping at your Christmas present ahead of time.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
Lucky I caught you before you got it open. Now
you ball back there.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
But Bertie goll I get you understand what that is.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
You know what you're in, No what you as a problem?
Speaker 5 (24:38):
Uncle, that's what good night?
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Oh Judge Hooker, Yes, come right in, John, I'm.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
Still a few days earlier, but I couldn't wait. Merry Christmas,
guildless leave.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Well, well, and what's it? Oh? Just a little present
I picked out for you, gild the old pant for me?
What is it?
Speaker 5 (25:09):
Just set of matched golf clubs in the leather bag.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Oh, judge, you shouldn't have done it. By the way,
I've got something for you.
Speaker 5 (25:16):
Oh no, I didn't expect anything.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Well, it isn't very much. I head right here in
the hall. It is this little box. H uh, this
little box huh. Oh oh, thank you very much, Gilty.
Oh won't you come in and look at the our
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tree June.
Speaker 5 (25:41):
Now I've got to be getting along, man, I feel
a headache coming on.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Goodbye, goodbye, and thanks for the wonderful present, old pal.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
Welcome goodbye.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Yeah, save Marjorie. Look at the dandy golf outfit Judge
Hooker gave me for Christmas? Oh look.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
What did you give him?
Speaker 9 (26:02):
Uncle Moore?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
The pants press or? I almost sent him a gee?
Oh sure, come on, Marjorie, what is it?
Speaker 6 (26:10):
Look at this?
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Somebody tried to get into the box, Super McGee and
Uncle Moore? Oh I yes, shift and split it all
round and hold in the box. Why who could have
done it?
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Uncle a mice? Hey, we got to take a look
inside and see if it's just damaged?
Speaker 6 (26:26):
Did he?
Speaker 3 (26:26):
But still four days? Still Christmas song?
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Well, but who knows what's happened to it? We better
act quickly. Let me have that hatchet, thank you? Of course,
you know i'd never opened it under ordinary circumstances. Yeah,
then put the lids someplace, leroy. Well, everything's all right
so far last. I'm so excited I can hardly tear
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off the wrappids. Now we can see what we can see?
What's this so a card? Dear Tom guilty a good
old favorite, Merry Christmas, in a happy New Year. And
here's your Alllanlord Beck signiermcgee all.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
The great Yeller slave will be with us again in
a few minutes. You know, people who won't try new
things certainly miss a lot. Yes, you just can't know
whether you really like something or not until you actually
try it yourself. That's why I urge everyone to try
delicious parkue margin made by Craft, because you're really missing
something if you hadn't tried this truly modern marginin. First
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of all, you're missing the delicate, appetizing flavor that makes
park margarine outstanding. Why Americans from coast to coast have
found they prefer park margarine because it tastes so good,
both for table use and for cooking too. Secondly, park
margarine is an economical source of food values your family needs.
Now that's very important these days. Troper nutrition is essential
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to national defense. You see, park margarine is wholesome and nutritious.
It's one of the best energy foods you could serve,
and especially important in the winter time. Kraft adds nine
thousand units of vitamin A to every pound of park
making it a dependable source of this vitamin A year round. Now,
with food prices rising, you owe to yourself to find
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out how delicious and nourishing economical Parkue, Margarine is.
Speaker 6 (28:27):
So don't put it off. Ask your food dealer tomorrow
for par K p A r K A.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Y all, hand me those pajamaousleroy here you are, thanks
and defect it now that extra shirt.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Margine, it's in the bags already.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Oh well, I'll show him a thing.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Or two, is me, Aunt Margret? Where are you going?
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Whistle vistem My dear, I'm going to try and get
back my one hundred nineteen dollars chair before it's delivered
a peppermcgee's house.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
You are going to be way over Christmas, are you?
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Oh no, I'm just going to be there Tuesday night,
and remind me on the way to the station, I've
got to stop at the cut Great Drugstore to get
McGee another past presser. Merry Christmas, everybody, and good night.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Original music heard on this program was composed and conducted
by William Randall. This is Jim Bannon speaking for the
Craft Cheese Company and inviting you to be with us
again next week at the same time, for the further
adventures of the Great Guilder Slave.
Speaker 6 (29:41):
This is the National Broadcasting Company
Craft presents the Great Yielder Sleeve each week at this
time from Hollywood, California. Craft presents Harold Perry as the
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Great Gilder Sleeve written by Leonard L.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Evanson.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Oh, we'll hear from the Great Yielder Sleeve in just
a moment. But first, I wonder what you mean when
you use the word progress, Because here's what I mean.
Progress means making the old things better and inventing new
things that are better than the old. Well, that applies
to foods as well as to other things, and modern
marginin is an outstanding example. Yes, modern marginin, like parquet Marchmen,
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made by Craft, is certainly a lot different from the
margins of even just a few years ago. Yes, all
you have to do is to try Park margarine once
to know us different and better, because it tastes so
deliciously good. That's why Park margin is a favorite everywhere,
both for table use and for cooking too. Now you
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all know that proper nutrition is necessary to national defense. Well,
Park margarine is a wholesome, highly nutritious food. In fact,
it's one of the best sources of food energy you
could serve, and every pound contains nine thousand units of
important vitamin A. So get acquainted with this nourishing modern margarine.
Delicious park margarine made by Craft. Remember it's park par Kay.
(01:53):
And now let's visit our friend, the great yilder sleeve.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Let me have some more of that green paper, I Llroy,
Thanks Dave. Who are you sending that necktie to?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
It's for cousin Clinton, and I away, Lero, you can't
do that. He's the one who sent you that tie
last year. Oh well, in that case, I'll mail its
uncle Stanley.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Oh no, Uncle Stanley gave it to Cousin Clinton the
year before.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
We welcome mard.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
How do you know, because I gave it Uncle Stanley
four years ago.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Oh are you sure at the same time?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Oh positively, Marjorie. I'd know those purple stripes and those
orange dots any place.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
But gee, what do I give Cousin Clinton?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I think we can skip him this year if we
send him a Christmas card? Oh, mister Llewellen sure to
have addressed a card to our cousin Clinton? Will you please?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yes, ma'am right away? Say how are you coming along
with the addressing and the ceiling Llewellyn, Well, I'm with
a guaggy.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Yeah, I feel as if I'd whipped my weight in
Christmas seals.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I wish they'd get some different flavored glue, like Cholly orange,
women of Wine.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
He'll come to that, Llewell, and you're just a little
ahead of time here, Leroy, what are you doing me?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
I just thought i'd see what's in this package Piggybacks
gave me, but Leroy, if mark don't open until Christmas?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yes, haven't you any self control or will power? Young man?
Don't you realize that if you opened all your gifts
ahead of time when Christmas morning came around, you wouldn't
have a single toy left to a break.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
But Gee, I called Marjorie sniffing around the present you
gave her Uncle Moore. I was not le Roy too,
just happened to drop it and I was afraid it
might be perfume.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Well it's not perfume. It's a whoops. I almost told you. Then,
Now both you children, stop acting childish. Let me alone
while I wrapped this present. It's for Pepper McGee. I've
already sent Bolly McGee a big bottle of perfume, so
I better get Piper McGee's present in the mail for
wishful visit tonight.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Oh what did you get for a Uncle Moore?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Something he needs badly? An electrical pants pressure. It's a
neat little gadget, isn't it, Although I doubt if it
will make much of an impression on those gunny sacks
McGee wears.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Do you think that's enough of a gift for mister McGee?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Why not cost me thirty nine cents the cut rate
drug store thirty nine cents?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
But I saw mister McGhee was a close friend of yours.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
He is Leroy. He's the closest friend I've got. And
I'm not speaking geographically or intimately, I'm speaking financially.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I never knew that well.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
He isn't exactly tight. He's more of the borrow a
tool today in return when Rusty type. The more I
think about the things McGee has borrowed, the less I
think of him. Who does he imagine? He is the doorbell?
I mean the doorbell it's ringing, I'll get it.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
Yes, it's just a Domicila truck morton pet Gillett's sleeve.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
It is it?
Speaker 6 (04:45):
Is it? Shorty? Okay? Look, Hey this is pretty heavy.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Hey, where do you want this box smith did.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Put it right down here for now. What's in it? Mister?
Speaker 7 (04:57):
Just give you a sht on with your buddy, thank you.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Yeah, let's get this over with all right, one at
two at three, Oh.
Speaker 8 (05:05):
Girls, sleep girlous sleeve who marry Christmas? Oh yoh gloss
sleeve geously on your all time?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Oh you.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Wrong?
Speaker 6 (05:23):
A brand very.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Dissive from Wisbobs.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
That's favorable.
Speaker 8 (05:33):
Girls, sleep, Oh rock.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
But being the slave please tigne.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
On the line.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Well well, singing expressman ey, Yeah, yeah, we.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Are something in the nature of an experiment.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Oh I see. You're doing it for the company to
see if it's satisfactor.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Oh no, we're doing it for a man to see
if it's remunerative.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Oh yes, I get it. Well here you are boys,
A die for each of you.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Why spike this guy and got no respect for music?
Speaker 6 (06:20):
Yeah, but he's sure got a lot of respect for money.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Well. I never saw a box so hard to get open.
It must have taken me an hour. Yeah, now to
see what Pipper McGee is set.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Yes, see another fox all the love of Christmas wrappings
and stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Oh my goodness, hand me the hatchet again, leroy, Oh no, no,
can't you see what it says? Where don't open until Christmas?
And this means you will kill the old snoop McGhee
ever means what he says the hatchet? Please leroy, uncle More?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Where's your will power?
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (07:13):
And how about your self control?
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
They're fine. It's my curiosity. It's got the best of me.
Oh gee, let me take one little peek. Will you hunt?
Speaker 6 (07:21):
Now?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Who's acting childish?
Speaker 9 (07:23):
Uncle More?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
You're right, Marjorie. I wasn't setting you a good example.
Hand me some of that ribbon and I'll get this
pants pressure off to my old chump. Ooh what am
I saying? I can't send McGee this dinky little present? Now?
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Why?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Because that box probably contains a large valuable gift for me.
Alongside of it, my cheap little crease iron will look
like thirty nine cents?
Speaker 3 (07:44):
What do you think you should do? Uncle?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I better go right downtown and get him something better.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Oh I think that's very nice, if you, Uncle More?
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Is I think so too?
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Now?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
In order to get an idea of how much McGee
spent so I won't spend anymore, don't you think I
should take one quick little look as to what he
sent me. No, all right, I was just suggesting, Say.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
You're going downtown, you better hurry up. It's getting late
and the stores are awfully over crossed.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Oh, I won't have any trouble. Get your cap and coat, Leroy.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
I'm right with you. Are you taking leroight through those
mobs with you?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yes, majorie. He and I have worked out a wonderful
system for Christmas shopping, haven't we, Leroy.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
I'll say, what kind of a system?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
It's called le angle? Where in formation Leroy goes ahead
and figures out an angle? Then I wear my way through.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Gee, uncle, what this is certainly a ritzy store?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yes? Haven't I always said that the best is none
too good for Pepper McGhee. Hell, how do you do?
Speaker 3 (08:46):
So?
Speaker 10 (08:47):
What will it be?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
I'm looking for a present for a friend.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Do you think he might like a half dozen important crevetts?
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Say I? What a crevett?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Krevat is a neck tie that sells for five dollars? Leroy? No,
I'd like to get him more substantial. Gain. Oh, here's something.
Maybe he'd like your dressing gown or a robe? Why, yes,
we have some lovely ones.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Say in the neighborhood of one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Have you got anything in the cheaper neighborhood, Well, here
are a few in the vicinity of sixty dollars. Oh yes, yes,
this brown silkm be exactly the right thing. You have
it in the smaller size, and some other color and
a different material and a little less expensive.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Well, then I'll have to go back in the stock
room and see what we have there.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
If you just made a moment, don't worry. Yes, we're
trying on those dirty to leroy. You never tell who
Warren before you did.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
I only wanted to see how I looked in one uncle.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
How can you see you when they come down to
your nose on you?
Speaker 9 (09:41):
I just stand still, just the sort of person I'm
looking for. Oh, excuse me, sir, but there's a little
favor I'd like to ask.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
If you certainly, madam? What can I do for you?
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Well, if you see Batman standing over there.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
At the sweater counter, Oh you mean the funny looking
gent with the bat wing ears and the dirty look.
Has he been annoying you?
Speaker 3 (09:56):
No, he's my husband.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Oh he is. Oh, I didn't mean that nice looking chap.
I was talking about the one in the checkered overcoat
standing next to it, the fat guy that looks like
a cross between the sky and a barge.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
That's the one who's my husband, sir.
Speaker 9 (10:12):
You see, I want to surprise him with his pretty
blue robe for Christmas, but I don't know if it's
the right size for him. So I thought that, being
that you two are.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Of the same bill, what do you think I'm as
tubby as that tubby?
Speaker 5 (10:24):
Oh no, please, I don't want him to suspect a thing.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Chelpful lady out Uncle Moore?
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Huh yes, why not?
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Here?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Let me have it, madam? Hold it uply Roy? Thanks,
Oh this is so nice. If you really not at all?
Would you care to have me paraded up and down
like one of those models?
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Oh no, no, thank you.
Speaker 9 (10:42):
Now I just hide the belt there now turn around please?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Uh oh dear, what's wrong is my slip showing?
Speaker 9 (10:51):
Well? Either I picked the wrong size else you're stouter
than my husband.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
No, see here, lady, we can soon see.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
The tape measure here in my bag. Somewhere I know
Leo's size. See. Oh, yes, here it is. Now.
Speaker 9 (11:06):
If you'll just put your arms up, I'll flip this
tpe around your waist and find out what size?
Speaker 5 (11:12):
What are you doing with your arms around that man?
Speaker 9 (11:14):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Oh my goodness, you musn't find out about this price.
Speaker 5 (11:17):
I pretended jumaia my cousin George. I said, why are
you're hugging this fellow Fanny?
Speaker 9 (11:21):
Oh, leo, it's cousin George. I haven't seen him for years.
You don't blame me being glad to see my own.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Cousin, do you?
Speaker 4 (11:29):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Not at all glad to meet you, George. The pleasures,
the pleasures, the pleasure is all mine. Voice still changing. Huh, Well, George,
Fanny's told me all about you, but I always picked
you as a different man. Well I was a different
man up though quite recently.
Speaker 9 (11:45):
Oh it's it's just too bad that cousin George is
just passing through town and can't stop over for a visit,
aren't you cousin George?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Oh me, Oh yeah it doesn't George. I just happened
to be driving. I mean I thought you hated automobile,
do I? Yeah? Didn't the automobile ruin your horse collar business?
I don't know, did it?
Speaker 11 (12:04):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Yes, yes, of course. But I'm not one to hold
a grudge, and not well, not more than twenty years anyway, Hey,
that reminds me what's happened to Francis these days? The Francis.
Oh he's all right, he since when is Francis? The Hey?
I mean, she's just andy. I talked to her long
distance only last night, walk to How can you talk
long distance?
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Store a horse?
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Oh? Oh, that Francis. I thought you met the other Francis.
You know the one I mean, don't you cousin Fanny?
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Of course? Your wife?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Yeah? My what I never knew you were married, George,
old boy. Oh well, it's all sort of a secret.
We eloped. It's a Niagara Paula. What hot one? What's
so hot about Niagara paul Well.
Speaker 9 (12:55):
Leo just thinks it's funny that you elope to Niagara
Pols when you lived right there all your life.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Oh sorry, I can't stand around here, folks. I've got
to catch a train. What about your ordum a deal?
I hate him again? Come on, leroy, I'm happy that
was your cousin. Joy Fanny, you got a nerve.
Speaker 9 (13:12):
It really hard la.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Wait a minute, a lon more, where do we go out?
Let's get awaitrom there before that gorilla gets happy? What
did you do you wring my neck? How do I
manage to get into such.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
A fair cousin Fanny? Why are you taking me, Uncle, More?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
This far away as our chubby little legs who carry us. Now,
don't dis delly dally leroy what you can't scram like this?
I can't? Oh why not? George was a lucky thing.
I kept calm and cool all through that encounter. More.
Why haven't you been but uncle morning about Heroy?
Speaker 5 (13:41):
Come out with it.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
I've been trying to tell you all along. We've got
to go back to the store. Why you're still wearing
that baby blue bathroom?
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Oh, Saddy? Are now mister well?
Speaker 6 (14:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Hello there? Helloly right? Oh did you get something nice
for mister McGee.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Oh we had a terrible time. I haven't been pushed
around so much since my baby carriage days.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Gosh, you never saw so many places out of so
much stuff that so many people wanted so bad?
Speaker 2 (14:23):
What sort of peasant were you working for? Well? Ll Well?
And something unusual and expensive that he doesn't have already?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Yeah, I'll come on. Almost got a dandy baby move
back room. But after we took it outside to see
how it looked from the daylight, he took it back.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Yeah, well we'll go down and try it again tomorrow.
Maybe you'll come along minds weed to help me, said,
there's something missing in this room. I was wondering how
long it would be before you noticed the difference. Well,
what is it?
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Come?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Come Llewellen, don't be coy. What have you done? I
took mister McGee's pleasant, wiped it out of here and
walked it in a wompers one quiet?
Speaker 5 (15:01):
You did he?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
And why did you do that?
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Yes, so you can.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
Resist opening it before christmassiness.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Well that took a lot of nerve. Oh no, it
just took a lot of swine, believe me. Before I
was fool, I bid a wee weak wedded starting the
whole proposition will we.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
I was away, yes, well, and worked quite hard.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Wellen, the next time you poke your probing probosters into
my personal affairs, I'm gonna take a swing at it.
What was that, mister gilis w If you foll around
with something that's no skin off your nose, by by George,
it will be Oh please, mister gilders Waz, don't lose
your temper. Who's losing your temper? But you're wasting your boy?
Who's raising your voice?
Speaker 6 (15:39):
You?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
You're just angry because I hit your pleasant? Oh? Is
that so? I suppose you know everything is going on
in my mind? Yep? I can wait you what addiction
always is? If you can read me like a dictionary,
why don't you turn to the letter D and under discharged?
Speaker 3 (15:55):
You?
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Fine, that's where you are? Why, mister Gildiths wave, what
do you mean?
Speaker 3 (15:58):
I mean?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
It's're a pirate, dismiss finished, sacked? Now do you understand? Well?
Oh that's the way you feel. Goodbye, goodbye him, his martory, goodbye,
good bye we warri. What's he getting so huppy about?
I never saw such an excitable fellow in all my life.
But the man has got no Christmas spirit? May can
(16:21):
me fire him right before the holidays?
Speaker 3 (16:23):
He didn't get us paid any Uncle Moore, by Joe.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
That's right. You better run after him, Leroy and tell
him to come back for his money. And Leroy, yes, huh,
tell him if he behaves himself, he can come back
to work. He had no right getting me all worked
up after a hard day shopping. I'm not an unreasonable man,
am i? Marjorie?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Of course not, Uncle Moore.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
I'm just as nice as the next man, sometimes nicer too.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
I couldn't see him anywhere, Uncle Moore.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Do you mean he's gone well? Snowing hard, Oh, jumping jeps.
I turned him out too, the cool with only a
thin macintosh.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Oh, now, don't you worry, Uncle Moore. Let's call him
at his hotel tomorrow, after you've both kodle.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Yes, of course. Oh, I can't do that. Don't know
where he lives to either of you?
Speaker 3 (17:02):
No, I don't think so. Not me.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Oh my goodness, I'm a cad. I'm a bounder. No,
not a bounder, just a cat. I won't be able
to look myself on the place the next time I shave.
What'll I do?
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Say? Maybe Bertie knows where he lives.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Oh, yes, Bertie, maybe she does. I'll go find out, Bertie.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
Yes you know where?
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Llewell? And what are you doing here?
Speaker 7 (17:24):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Just eating myselffer? Mister gillis wave going down? No use, leroy,
(17:46):
they're poking passage on those elevators. A couple of days
in advance. Let's wander into the furniture department.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Well, we looked every place else for a present. We'll
find something there.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I wasn't thinking about Piver McGee's present, Marjorie. I only
wanted to rest my feet eight clear up to my
shoulder blades.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Oh cool, uncle more. Yeah, OKI's a nice big leather chair.
Try it? Why don't?
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Oh, thank you.
Speaker 6 (18:09):
I will.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Very comfortable if I can only take my shoes off.
But there I go daydreaming again.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Hey, look at the buttons on the om of this chair.
I wonder what this one does?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Ooh help me? The chair is now ben Lee Roy.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Now look what you've done me. The back goes down
and the buttom comes up here. I'll give you a hand.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
No, on second thought, this is a nice I think
i'll take forty winks. Wake me up in nineteen forty two,
will you?
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Uncle? You can't sleep there?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Oh yes, I can watch me. Hey, this is certainly
a great invention.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
I wonder what this button done?
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Ooh, you spoil everything. It's a chair again?
Speaker 6 (18:52):
Interested in the snore well reclining chair?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Oh is that what it is? He mighty cozy little
one man couch and and I.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
Christmas present for father, husband, friend or boss?
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Uncle Margie? How about it?
Speaker 6 (19:05):
Yeah, Uncle McGhee, how about.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Say that's not a bad idea. In fact, it's the
best one I've had so far.
Speaker 10 (19:11):
Let me tell you about some of the snore Well
featured three comfy, cuddly positioned sitting, snoozing and sleeping, made
of the toughest bull leather, overstuffed under slung. Why you
couldn't be more tickled if you bought a feather bed.
Buy one for the rest of your life.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
Catch up?
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Oh brother, however, self, what do you think.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Of the more Well?
Speaker 3 (19:35):
How much is it?
Speaker 10 (19:36):
Thirty nine ninety five that's without any of the accessories
and attachments.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Of attachments like a vacuum creamer.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
Yes, sir, the Snorewell is the first fully mechanized chair.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Well, I'm interested. Now this is for a friend of
mine who is rather mechanically minded. Yes, he invented an
illuminated sundial once for cloudy days you know. Yeah, no,
you wouldn't know.
Speaker 6 (19:59):
Let me show oh you the feature. Here's the overhead
reading lamp. Also candy for shaving.
Speaker 10 (20:05):
Then we have a combination ashtray and cigar like that
that appears and disappears at the touch of a button.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
What does it do with the ashes? Dump them under
the rug.
Speaker 10 (20:14):
We also have an electric clock and a compartment for
sandwiches with a tank rice water.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Yeah, it does everything but singing asleep.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
It'll do that too, for twenty four dollars more. We'll
put a little radio inside the headress.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
My goodness, if you attack a mailbox on the side
of this chair, you could live in it. Oh, this
one seems a little damage. Look at this crack in it. Crack,
that is no crack.
Speaker 6 (20:37):
It's a slot for all razor plate.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Yes, do you know I'll go.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
The more I hear about it, the more I'm convinced
that this is just a present for mister Leggie.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Som a young man. How much of one costs with
all the cess Well, the.
Speaker 10 (20:53):
Super deluxe Shoot the works model sells for one hundred
and nineteen dollars and ninety five cents.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Oh, my dear, what do you think children?
Speaker 5 (21:00):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Yes, take it? What got the loads?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
One hundred nineteen dollars ninety five cents. But I guess
I'll do it just to.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
Say, gee, I knew i'd sell one of these someday.
Why where is it to be delivered?
Speaker 6 (21:13):
Sir?
Speaker 2 (21:13):
It goes to Pepper McGhee seventy nine. Whist will visit
whist vista. Yeah, can you have it delivered there before Christmas?
Speaker 6 (21:19):
Yes, sir, we can send it out by express this afternoon.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
They're good. They charge at the frock Morton. P. Gillis leave.
Speaker 6 (21:24):
Here's my car, Thank you, mister Gilder's leap and Season's greeting.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Yeah, very Christmas to you. Come on you two, we
can go home now. Certainly is a load off my well. Hello,
Judge Hooker, Christmas shopping.
Speaker 5 (21:36):
I see hello, Gillers Sleeve. How are you, Marjorie fine?
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Judg Hooker Seasons greetings?
Speaker 7 (21:41):
Judge, thank you you all look so happy. That can
only be one reason. Yeah, you just finished buying the
last of your holiday gifts.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Yes, that's it. And it certainly was a hunting game.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
That's day.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
It was fun, leroy. Let's keep it a secret. It
was for a certain very good friend of mine. Yeah,
it's a real tell. You know. Well, we'll be seeing you.
Come on, children, let's make another pride for the elevator.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
Say could that present be for me? After all I
have been appeal to him. I'd just like to know,
young man.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
Yes, sir, what I was my friend who was just here?
Speaker 5 (22:18):
He told me what he bought, but it slipped my mind.
What was it again?
Speaker 10 (22:22):
Oh it was a present, A snore well reclining chair
with easy dollars worth of accessories.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Well, well that must be for me.
Speaker 7 (22:30):
Gimblersley broke the springs in my best lounge chair, and
now he's making up for it. Say now, I'll have
to get him something better than that flashlight I bought
him for Christmas.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
Thank you, young man, thank you, good bye.
Speaker 6 (22:42):
Bye bye hee wits. So that's Pipper McGhee.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
A. What's that?
Speaker 11 (23:19):
That's like something going on in this house. M. That's
like somebody's raising the rumpers in the ruppers room. I'm
going to investigate. M. I don't know why I'm so brave.
In fact, I don't know if I'm so brave. They'll
stop here in the kitchen first.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Now feels better?
Speaker 11 (23:45):
Pecure you how much confidence a couple of carving knives.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
There's a leader. That's what you're doing.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
I got you surrounded, I mean I got your covered right.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
What are you doing here at this time of the night.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Oh, oh my goodness, I thought it was a burglar.
Oh my start in the funnel. But that was a burglar.
Speaker 9 (24:08):
What's that all?
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Chopped up, mister Kilsy.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Oh chopped up. Oh well that's the president mister McGee
sent me.
Speaker 11 (24:14):
Oh then that means it wasn't no burglar nohow truly,
mister Gilsey, you are ashamed of yourself, caring folks at
three am in the morning and speaking line in your pajamas,
snooping at your Christmas present ahead of time.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
Lucky I caught you before you got it open. Now
you ball back there.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
But Bertie goll I get you understand what that is.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
You know what you're in, No what you as a problem?
Speaker 5 (24:38):
Uncle, that's what good night?
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Oh Judge Hooker, Yes, come right in, John, I'm.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
Still a few days earlier, but I couldn't wait. Merry Christmas,
guildless leave.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Well, well, and what's it? Oh? Just a little present
I picked out for you, gild the old pant for me?
What is it?
Speaker 5 (25:09):
Just set of matched golf clubs in the leather bag.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Oh, judge, you shouldn't have done it. By the way,
I've got something for you.
Speaker 5 (25:16):
Oh no, I didn't expect anything.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Well, it isn't very much. I head right here in
the hall. It is this little box. H uh, this
little box huh. Oh oh, thank you very much, Gilty.
Oh won't you come in and look at the our
(25:41):
tree June.
Speaker 5 (25:41):
Now I've got to be getting along, man, I feel
a headache coming on.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Goodbye, goodbye, and thanks for the wonderful present, old pal.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
Welcome goodbye.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Yeah, save Marjorie. Look at the dandy golf outfit Judge
Hooker gave me for Christmas? Oh look.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
What did you give him?
Speaker 9 (26:02):
Uncle Moore?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
The pants press or? I almost sent him a gee?
Oh sure, come on, Marjorie, what is it?
Speaker 6 (26:10):
Look at this?
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Somebody tried to get into the box, Super McGee and
Uncle Moore? Oh I yes, shift and split it all
round and hold in the box. Why who could have
done it?
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Uncle a mice? Hey, we got to take a look
inside and see if it's just damaged?
Speaker 6 (26:26):
Did he?
Speaker 3 (26:26):
But still four days? Still Christmas song?
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Well, but who knows what's happened to it? We better
act quickly. Let me have that hatchet, thank you? Of course,
you know i'd never opened it under ordinary circumstances. Yeah,
then put the lids someplace, leroy. Well, everything's all right
so far last. I'm so excited I can hardly tear
(26:52):
off the wrappids. Now we can see what we can see?
What's this so a card? Dear Tom guilty a good
old favorite, Merry Christmas, in a happy New Year. And
here's your Alllanlord Beck signiermcgee all.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
The great Yeller slave will be with us again in
a few minutes. You know, people who won't try new
things certainly miss a lot. Yes, you just can't know
whether you really like something or not until you actually
try it yourself. That's why I urge everyone to try
delicious parkue margin made by Craft, because you're really missing
something if you hadn't tried this truly modern marginin. First
(27:38):
of all, you're missing the delicate, appetizing flavor that makes
park margarine outstanding. Why Americans from coast to coast have
found they prefer park margarine because it tastes so good,
both for table use and for cooking too. Secondly, park
margarine is an economical source of food values your family needs.
Now that's very important these days. Troper nutrition is essential
(28:01):
to national defense. You see, park margarine is wholesome and nutritious.
It's one of the best energy foods you could serve,
and especially important in the winter time. Kraft adds nine
thousand units of vitamin A to every pound of park
making it a dependable source of this vitamin A year round. Now,
with food prices rising, you owe to yourself to find
(28:22):
out how delicious and nourishing economical Parkue, Margarine is.
Speaker 6 (28:27):
So don't put it off. Ask your food dealer tomorrow
for par K p A r K A.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Y all, hand me those pajamaousleroy here you are, thanks
and defect it now that extra shirt.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Margine, it's in the bags already.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Oh well, I'll show him a thing.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Or two, is me, Aunt Margret? Where are you going?
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Whistle vistem My dear, I'm going to try and get
back my one hundred nineteen dollars chair before it's delivered
a peppermcgee's house.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
You are going to be way over Christmas, are you?
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Oh no, I'm just going to be there Tuesday night,
and remind me on the way to the station, I've
got to stop at the cut Great Drugstore to get
McGee another past presser. Merry Christmas, everybody, and good night.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Original music heard on this program was composed and conducted
by William Randall. This is Jim Bannon speaking for the
Craft Cheese Company and inviting you to be with us
again next week at the same time, for the further
adventures of the Great Guilder Slave.
Speaker 6 (29:41):
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