May 24, 2023 • 29 mins
Tom and Dom have stopped off with the lads in Kirkby Lonsdale on the way to watch Bradford and learn the correct way to eat ice creams and what really goes on at High School!
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Speaker 1 (00:21):
Here goes nothing. Hello, you are listening to Manhood podcast,
Tom Right.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
You can't record the intro to a podcast while you're eating.
You can't say, dom, can I do the podcast start
for a change and then shove your mouthful of sandwich.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
It's rude. People don't like it. I'm hungry, but people
don't like it. We'd be on a journey, but two
hours I'm really hungry. I want my sandwich. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
So this is a bit of a different Manhood this
week because we're on the road as we speak. We're
sitting in the back of a van in our Bradford
City shirts on our way to Carlisle, Brafford in the playoffs.
If you're not a follower of football, basically the playoffs
are what the whole season culminates in if you're nearly
good enough. Yeah, it's like there, so Bradford needs to
(01:05):
win today. So it's a bit nervy.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
That's a bit very nervoy.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
But it's an absolutely gorgeous day. We've pulled up in
the Dales so that Tom can have his sandwich.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
We stopped at Kerberlongsdale, which is a very famous stop
for bikers and everybody.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
It seems there are a lot of motorbikers. A thousand
cars are here.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
It's like this is the place where v W kampervans
come gather.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
I think it's one of those places where you know,
like nerds come.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah, people that listen to people that listen to like those.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Are campansm ws, me loads of BMWs meet up and
go what sort of engine you're pumping?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
A V eight? Yeah, that's what they're talking about. The wives.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Saying that there was a walking down the road just then.
Wun't you she had everything out if you're clearly walking
towards the motorcyclist just for the for the for the fact.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
To get the wolf whistles? Yeah, I don't think women
do that. What like peacocking?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Yeah, I know, I know that. I've seen you peacock before.
What I have seen you?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Peacock? Got that? What?
Speaker 4 (02:08):
What?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
What is that? What do I do? Would you just
put yourself in in the gaze of a woman? Do
you know? There's a trick The chickens.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
They didn't know what going on. They did, but the
chickens is our shower, was our chant? I'm really loud
and you turn it down. But the Chicken is is
our chant and.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
You've just humiliated yourself. Middle class family enjoyed their walk.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Middle class. You can sell the dales. You can tell
what you don't see in the Dales is many counselor
sticks followed, dear, that's a nice thing to say. What
people live on the council's days. My dad lived on one.
I'm technical from a counselors. Yeah, my dad is from
a council and I can actually say that. I don't
(02:50):
think that's how it works.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Would you say if someone who you knew lived on
account the fact that we've got to single it out
as a counsel or state family has taken a dive.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
This has taking I don't want to be on I'm
live on a councilate and I love them.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
That's like the equivalent saying well, I'm not racist my
mates black.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Well, yeah, anyway, it's change subject. Don's really rough today.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
And i'd made a terrible you know, I went out
last night and before it in my head, I'm thinking
it's just gonna be nice. You just see some some mates.
I won't drink loads because I don't want to ruin
today for Teddy and I went from being giddy after
a couple of pints to absolutely hammered in seconds.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Don't think that giddiness is brilliant. I love it. Do
you know when your.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
First two and a night out, when when you've got
that giddiness and you're kind of like it's a bit
of euphoria in it. You feel really happy and you
go to toilet and you're standing at toilet and you're
having a wee and it all smiling thinking, do you
know what?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Things are pretty good? Aren't they?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Things are pretty good? And then one more pine and
you're absolutely on.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Your and no more hurt my life.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
So that that happened to me last night. I was
so ill. I was so ill.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Do you know?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I was so ill that when I was sick? It
just happened as I was walking.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
What's wrong? Hey? Boys? There's only one?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
What we would have gotten gone over?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
No? No, no, we'll share. Actually what have we got?
And they just ripped you off? You should get fire
screens for a.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Tenor, but get eating your ice cream.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I mean that's where tenor has gone my head? Scoops
is that in a minute? And the scoops is that?
Is that? Do you got Joe scoops.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Thanks boys for bringing us an ice cream?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
What did you ask for?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
One man?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
One chocolate and then two side for you too, So
that's a single. He's seen you coming, and I don't
like people rip off kids.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Well, thanks boys, I'm going to open my apple cider refresher,
which could go one of two ways.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yeah, exactly in that. Why are you shaking?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Doom's choking and half said, I've got the shakes. I've
got the shakes really bad.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I've also had a red Bull and a Lucas here
this morning, so two Desperados and a pint of Saltaire
blonding you anybody.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
It's like I was so far gone that when I
was walking I just back to I was walking from
the taxi to my house. I would projectile vomited as
I was walking.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Where on the pavement. It's horrible. I had to first.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I had the fear bit of big time this morning,
and the first thing I did was got up and
walked up and down the streets. If anything, make sure
no one had like ring doorbells or anything that would
have the footage.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Just alert them. Guy, gotten up on the doorstep. You've
got to leak around the bottom made of a nice cream.
This is basic.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
No, not up horizontal, but yeah it was.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
It was a good day.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Over your city shirt, my god boy?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Right pass, let me do some parenting. Do you know
when you get an ice cream in your parent and
you start out the drip. That's what I'm doing right now.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
But basically what you're licking there is the spitt.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Put her food on that is that's barely frozen. I'll
tell you what. This side is delicious.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
When we went to Portugal, I got a chocolate ice
cream and it was dripping and he said, let me
just cover it up. And he put his whole mouth
on the whole ice cream and I refused to eat it.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Now, so dom struggling wrong, feel too bad?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Now?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
The guy is the guy next to I think, what's
the guy in his van? We blocked someone? I've got
it down me Now we might have to move in
a minute.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
That's how cute. Stop the podcast when he asks us
to move, We then stopped the podcast. Perfect, It's like
our natural time.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
But yeah, I mean we had a fallout yesterday, didn't we?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
But I were very stressed with Tom's had a lot
on a glow to punishment.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
He keeps taking on more bracket children's cricket every night
of the week, and I'm scoring for it close brackets.
So THEO Nico play cricket pretty much every night, don't you.
Next week is playing Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday two
days off.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
He's got football Tuesday. So I've got so much.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
And then my phone must have wrung seventy four times
that day, and then done were ringing about the carl
ocd tickets and I couldn't take another phone call and
I was like, I can't speak to anyone else on
the rude.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
You know, it was really rude. It was terrible. But
you did apologize. I did apologize.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
It's a big man to apologize, and you're nothing if
not a big man.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
That's not necessary dig that.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
You apologize, and that's it. Lying in the in the sand,
line in the sand.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
We've got four tickets for Carlisle last minute. And hence
while we're on route now we realized we went recorded
a podcast this week, so I thought, all right, we'd
better do it now.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
I actually ever feel like I'm coming around, you know,
night out, So who was there? Where did you go?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
So I went to baildon my old horn as a teen.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Right, so Bates, you are out basic and then there
were there's no Christian names here for.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Your mates Craven tagging bar.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
I'm trying to assession night, whether you why where you
were projected?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Because I got spiked.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
It feels like I got When people get really drunk
and they feel guilty, the first thing they say is.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
I'm sure I was spiked. Yeah, who's spiking you? Yeah?
A woman in corner.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Well there is a sorry about a woman in corner,
but yeah, it was It was fine. We went to
a few there's one pub and a few bars. It
was fine build and still the place to be. It
didn't seem like it, but.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
There were there were people out. But yeah, there was
a girl there I won't mentioned names and call a Vicky.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I said, are you so and so and and she said, yeah,
you don't you made my life a misery at I said.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
What she said you?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
And this other lad, who was a bit of a
like a bully, said you and I said it want me?
I said, there's no way that was me mistake, but
I did. I did hang around with that guy, So
I'm guilty by association. I'm really sorry, Like if that's
if that's how you felt.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
What did you say anything specific like what I used
to say. I'm not going to say it because it's
give me a clue, skin glasses.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Because she's really attractive. It wasn't about that.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
About was a bit thick.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
No, I can't, but yeah, it was. It was just
really off. And then Bates was saying, oh, there's not
a way. Don't want like that at school. Don't want
like that school mistaken?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Did you do the old line I used to get bullied?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Well, no I didn't because in my head I was
thinking say that, but actually that just just making it
about me. And this is not a situation to make
about me.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
It's not a good time.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
So so that yeah, that we're right by surprise. So
then I was thinking about that when I when I
got home and I was laying in beds you when
you stare at the light, that's what I'm sick in
my head, I'm just thinking about that.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
I felt terrible. I apologize, but I didn't. I didn't.
So how are you and this.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Lad that the other lad that she mentioned I around with,
was horrible? Like it was not just the way I
used to pick on people.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
But he wasn't out. Yeah, and it was like was
he one of the cartons?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
No, no, what he want out?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I've not seen that guy for years, but yeah, it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
A good bloke, that nasty piece of work. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Yeah, but I was like easily influenced. I think when
I was at.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
School, just like me. You follow the crowd, don't you
if someone's if someone's doing some bullying. It's so we've
got two children watchers. Now it's so hard to interject
if you're your friend and say stop bullying. But you've
got to be the bigger person boys, and you've got
to say don't do that. I know I'm your best mate,
but don't do it.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah, I agree. We have literally got a live audience,
by the way.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Yeah exactly, that's why we responsible.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
I feel like I feel like mister Tumble. Well, we're
not quite on a show, no, but we've got be
careful what I say. He's got be careful.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Do you reckon that he's like a heart rob Justin?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
He's a Fletcher? Is he just In Fletcher?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
What's that going to do with heart.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
From Wells Fletcher's and heart throbs.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
James is actually it's not a bad looking lad. That's
times for a context.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
I think I reckon he just keeps himself to himself.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
I think when you're a kids TV presenter, I don't
think you can walk around like acting like mister big
I Am, because you look a bit ponce if you
know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah, but changed the first letter that word. Yes, do
you know what I mean? Game?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I feel like we're getting into dangerous, possible suing territory.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
So let's move on.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
To starting a story about one of your friends. It
was a maths teacher, can you tell us that?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
So?
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Yeah, yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
He's done, he's obviously really well, he's got in his
he's the head of maths. No tagging, it's Craven. Craven
who's done really well. And now he's the head of
maths our old school and he's the boss of our
old teachers. I mean that guy is that That's that's
winning in it.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
That is a kicking the balls for those teachers.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Yeah, I mean I'd be tempted to go in, like
if I'd not had a good tow job applied.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Probably why would the master that's been a thirty is
not get it weird?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
In it.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Yeah, sometimes craven, but like.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
We went, we didn't get on.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
We didn't get on that well at school at all,
but we had a good chat less night. Similar sort
of situation, divorce kids.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Charity cases.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Because Batsy treats it a bit like a charity case.
So with you, yeah, and he knows we made We've
heard a joke out of it.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
So I asked, do you think his wife's basic wife
said to him, you know you need to look after him,
take him a night out.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
No, Ba's his dad, dad, his dad baits Basy told me,
you know you'll have a lot going on. You'll have
to contact him to see I was getting on. Yeah,
it was four years ago. It's nice to turn it
when not dramas over. But we've let's move on because
we've had a complaint.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
We have a company. We've got a complaint that we quite.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Often start stories and don't end them, or we tease
a story and don't tell it.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
And we've got a very.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Specific complaint that Tom had started to confess something but
then never actually confess.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
There is a reason though behind it.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
So like the reason we don't finish stories on the
podcast is that.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
We've got a DHD.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
We's got HD, We've got lists to we have a
list that we want to talk about, and I think
we forget about the conversation we're having.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
I'm just concentrating going through our funny list.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Like you know, if they did a trumpety poodes pants,
that's on my list, do you know what I mean? Sorry,
the wants post mention that story.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
That's a joke.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
And then so it's all my list is the instant
with the yogurt, and I started mentioning it. I've got
a confession. And then all of a sudden, Don jumped
in one of his stories and now what you're.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Doing in for now?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
I was just checking my list, and also I just
saw my head and a pink Floyd T shirt.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
We literally just stereotype.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
So I was, I will go back to confess, and
then Doom jumped in, and then so Abby goes, I'll
listen to the podcast and you're back to confess.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
What was it?
Speaker 3 (14:15):
And I was like, oh, and I thought, I'll tell
her and basically I dropped.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
She has yogurt in the mark.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
So this is the confession.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
This is the confession.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Here we go, but it does involve Abby and and
that's I was very when she said, look, you know
you got you know, you do talk over each other.
And I'm like, you know, we do, you know, we're
like we like to talk like Sana overs bar bar.
But never got to the confession. And I said, but
it does involve view sham, what was it? So I
had to tell her, and I'm telling you now, I
dropped one of her Greek yogurts. Big obviously's Greek yoga.
You she wouldn't be getting any of yogurt. She doesn't
(14:43):
get that, really, Stu. Ship only greet yogurt for abbe.
Oh my god, was bigg nail.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Don't don't just calm down, don't don't, don't do anything.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
It's it's a bee. It's not a was.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
It's a bee. It's not going to do anything to you.
Stay still, don't hit do not hit it, do not
hit it.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Just relax. Carry on podcasting. I cannot ignore it. I'm
not carrying on podcasting. Look there we go, Tom.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
It is just a tiny wasp.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
It's fine. It's not gonna do anything.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Ship open with a tender. Tender Teddy opened the window. Door, tender,
open the door. You have to open the door. Ted
open the door, so you are my.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Child is nice and relaxed, and your child's got in.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
It because it's freaking Norah, it's a bee. It's not
Rex him walking into the vag It'll sting you, though.
Do you want to do you want to go to
a football match with a beasting? What a nanny? Wasasp nanny,
wasp nanny. I need to get back.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
As I opened the fridge, I dropped the entire context
of the Greek yogurt onto the floor, splaid onto the
kitchen floor, tiled kitchen floor, and I thought, oh my god, God,
damn it. And I didn't want to waste the yogurt,
so I scooped it up with a spatula, put it in,
put it in a tupperware.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
And I forgot to tell her that I dropped on
the floor.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
And she's finished it, and she's finished it, and she
had she had it with her with her breakfast stuff
that she has. She has like, oh, it's breakfast thoats
with yogurt and shape and the confession I was going
to say on the pocket. And she listens to the podcasts.
She would have heard this, and I thought sometimes using
the podcast as a vehicle to confess something would be
(16:26):
quite a good way of doing it. So she's going
to hear it in her own time. Confession corner perfect,
she's you could confess something to.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
In your own time. We look like your brow gone.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
I'm thinking of a confession, but I'm really felt a
bit woozy, and.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
So that's confession anyway, Confession corner over it.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
I'm sorry, I still love you, and you know what,
most of that's goin. I didn't. I didn't like to
scrape the floor. A lot of it I got from hovering.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
It's making me feel like all I can think of
is and they're only a couple of couple.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Yeah, pulled the hairs out. We were fine, absolutely disgusted.
I should have passed it through a sie just to
really get so there. There you go this. Are there
any other stories we've started and not finished? We should
go back over from there. We did have a message,
didn't we I'm struggling. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
We were had an Instagram. We've got my phone turned
on dashboard please, oh my god, it's cooked.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Sat still on that. It's good for ground here right mate?
Speaker 3 (17:34):
You're getting distracted again, So I'm I'm reading the story.
I'm getting to messages. We had a message from John.
Oh yeah, John Foz, just listen to the latest podcast.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
I know that kids growing up, Oh my god, they're here.
They're listening to Oh here we go.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Well this is nice for them. I know that kids
growing up is tough. But all I can say is
wait until they bugger off to UNI. You can do
an ex We like a little routine.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Hour to have just finished. Unit one has been home
for a year, is working and paying and no rent.
She's saving up to leave home in brackets. The other
is moving back from living in his best life in
head Lean and applying for jobs. Only advice I can
give his Enjoy them while you can. When they go
to upper school, about thirteen fourteen, you become a and
(18:23):
they disown you in a good way. About nineteen to
twenty one they come back to liking you, maybe as
they are skin and need someone to fund their unit
as who knows. Thank you John for getting touches, but
it's take it from me a dad bod, gray hair
receiding hairline, or.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Are the least of your worries.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Recently, I guess we're not doing the alternative sentence thing. Though,
but yeah, thank thanks John, And it's good to know
that it's not just us that are struggling with our
children growing up and getting old and.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Through it they disown things that happened.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
And Eddy's still really close, Like, you're not disowned yet,
have you? No?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Not yet? Are you? You two act close? We're really close.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
We couddle every single month, don't we doing?
Speaker 4 (19:17):
If yours alone with your she is probably easy to
still be connected because.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
We get along more because it's just you little boys.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we both we're both into the same things.
Lego leg Yeah, you're laughing at you still play.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Like victorious.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
We have.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Lego watch films pretty.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Much every night.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
How do you? How did you feel about going to
high school? Is there any advising gift to theo?
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Well, it was nerving because I left all my friends
from my primary school to go to this new school.
I only knew a couple of people. But once you
get there, it's it's good. It is good, unless obviously,
because I'm not in a great situation at the moment,
but as long as he's got friends now.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Transitioning it between year six and seven, which I think
is the hardest, is it.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Is nervous, But then on the day that it was
my first day, I was really excited that I got
up really early and got a change immediately.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Were you shocked by like the size of people.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
I still am. It's like, I'll be walking through the
corridors and there's been a year ten about five times
the size of me just walking past me. It's terrifying.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
But you did you see or have you seen anything
at high school that's like scared you are?
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (20:38):
When I was walking there's a science block there's just
full of science classrooms, and then there's an arc art
block which is full of artcassrooms as all corridor outside
kind of thing. And I saw a year ten getting
punched in the phase loads And I don't want to
make it too graphic on the podcast, but his nose
(21:00):
was buss faced off mash.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Were there any repercussions? Did they teach? One of them.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
Punished the teacher. The guy at this guy's face punched
a teacher because he was trying.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Can you have told some nice stories of theos to
stand this? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
There are any good bits. Yeah, So while all this
drama's going off, you've also got work to do. But
it's really hard, but it's not.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
It's not all like that. That's literally people think it's
all the time. It's every not even so often.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
It's how many kids at your school? Do you know
what I mean?
Speaker 4 (21:37):
Like one, three hundred or something?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Yeah, it's like, what's gonna be? That's what the number?
The numbers I can't get made around.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
So the kids like primary school, so whatever that is
in one year group at the high school, which.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Is insane, three hundre kids at you opp current primary school.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
He's two hundred nineties around also more more than you're in.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
Year seven I think, dren So it's around two hundred
kids just above two undred?
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Do you understand? Can you understand getting head around that?
How many kids are going to be there? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (22:08):
Yeah, it's just crazy.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
How you feeling about going to high school? All right?
Looking forward to it?
Speaker 4 (22:14):
If you're if you're to look into year six in
my class, you could tell who who were in year
six And it's definitely the right time.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
To go to high school.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
I think you're six.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
You can just tell everything. People are growing up. Yeah,
everyone's ready.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Because we've discussed this on the podcast before, they've grown
out of it. For me, I had primary, middle and
then grammar school, and that was way better way to do.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Yeah, we went to I went to a middle school.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
You had the mix because you did you do like
three quels in.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Middle school and then you moved into a middle school.
But that was good because it brought me to hang
around with older.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Kids gently, gently, softly, softly.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
One of the things I was worrying about was friendships,
and wow, it's a bit of a struggle at the moment.
When as soon as when you get into your seven,
it's just like immediately you'll start to chatting people. I
became friends with this guy called Archie last year just
because we were sat next to each other in our
former room. It's really easy in the.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
End to make friends.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
You always find something.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Yeah, also just by odds because.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
It's three outs as well, don't you Yeah, you do
you you and you work out that maybe the friends
you had in primary score they're not going to be
your friends when you grow up because you all have
different interests. Anyway, we're gonna have to abruptly end.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
We'll talk about for two minutes. Let's get some predictions, right, yeah,
because we should record after the game recording if we win.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
If you don't hear from us after this because we
lost and we're all mithed three hour journey could be great,
then what you're thinking.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Said, Well, all morning, i've been saying about how I
think we're gonna get thumped, But I've also been told
by Bates who are on the phones this morning, I
need to think more positive for you about it.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
I'm not going to say we're gonna get the therapy
session this morning.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
I think we're gonna on aggregate. I reckon we're going
to come out to one.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
To one win.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Overall, we're winning one who after the first leg, by
the way, the first game, I.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Think on the second way today, I think it's going
to be a winter.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Draw. Yeah, and carry on, and penalties.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
If there's penalties today, we're not Have.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
You ever seen a penalty shootut in your life? You're
saying we're losing on penalties prediction, and yeah, well, if
we go to penalties, we will not win. I'm getting
I think I will go through today.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
But we've got a journey to do, and it's twenty
to one. The game kicks off in two hours fifty minutes.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
We're really I was watching Cheffy Peterborough is an amazing game.
I'm not either of them. I'm not fans of either
of them, and yet I was still massively Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
I think we're going to draw today, which will put
through overall the dog prediction.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
I just don't want I want braff City to not
do with the Brafford City thing and make it hard
and stresses out. I just want to go in four
nil halftime nice and relaxed that way. But I think
it's going to be tight, and I think I think
we might get our backside handed to us.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Oh my god, right after three one last the Chickens
that were back on and go three two.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
One really bad but were reluvtant to in the car back.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
You might hear from his letter. If not, I hope
we have a lovely week and we'll speak to you
next time.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Game just finished. Feelings and thoughts done. I want to
take they were pretty we were we were pretty terrible. Actually,
probably the worst of seen his play.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Do you know what the worst?
Speaker 2 (25:36):
The worst thing is was watching those little ratty fans
with the tops off.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
The tops cheering and and and and you know what,
that happens.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
That happened three.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Times because they scored three goals. They hit the post
twice where they clear off the line. They had so
many chances. We were terribly one short on target and
we scored that goal.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Ultimately, they didn't deserve to win because he.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Talk about the emotion there.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
So my son's crying, he's walking twenty hoards in front
of it.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
It's like we've got this smelling it. Well, it's mad
because we're over already. I know, I know I'm upset,
but I'm not gonna let it bother.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
It's a bit of me thinking a few quid at Wembley.
We're not going to Wembley. But it was just like
the emotion of it.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
So we're weakened with rubbish.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
And then you're like, oh god, do we score and
his absolute hell on Earth feels like covering his ears.
It's so loud that we're hugging random men that we
heard before I took I touched someone's ass crack.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
My finger went virtually down the ass crack. I haven't
got in the car, and I was.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
So tense to like smell it just to make sure
what the damage were. They're going from a friend and then
he was like hugging thee but and then so you
go from that emotion of jubilation to them them scoring
a third and then they're all sucking Visica.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
We're the tops off little chats.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Anyway, it's Overnito Benito.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
I was just like ended podcasts. Is the only be
a short one again?
Speaker 3 (27:10):
And we've had a few observations about the length of
our podcasts.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Do you know what? Shall we just let's get him van.
It's got services.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Get a KFC Drana Sorrows in Greece.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
In Greece because we can't do our clocks. We're driving.
We're just sitting in terrible traffic after the game.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
But some some elderly Carlisle supporters came up to the
van and have offered us pity drinks.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
I thought we were going to start a rock as.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
So Lady's walked up and the old this woman I
ever seen in my life.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
She looked about three hundred year she did. I said,
you're going to Wembley. I don't know where that is.
It were built well after me. Wembley over one hundred
year old.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
It's a weird little community, like it's like Brookside's books.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
And you should bring his PEPSI.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Max bring us some Pepsi maxes, and I wouldn't don't
guarantee you wrecks his biscuits coming because old women, old
ladies care, but give your biscuits come.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
It seemed like old neighbors came out like they're all
like gathering stuff for us our pity.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Put some dinner together.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
You don't got anything in her hands though, look like you're.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Going to throw it. Oh look at you got her
hands full of stuff.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Bring it.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Grantson over as well. They don't you realize they're just
beat us teddy. Teddy just said he's going to spark him.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
There's no like I sum for the drink is the
thank you guys, Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
That's fine down, thank you. Lovely stuff. You sure you
want it? For a Carlisle fan, you will tastes like
pity and lost.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
You know what, it's warm, good job put me in
free that's for a glass of ice.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
A bit disappointed that there was no no biscuit. Yeah,
you know what, I had to put money on that
some blue ribbons. You know what.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Pepsi max is delicious when it's freezing cold, but when
it's warm, it tastes like alga color.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
It's terrible. In it she would shall shout now thank you,
and it was terrible. Is it like we're off, we're off,
we're moving, we have some movement. Stop recording down
Speaker 3 (29:47):
H
Here goes nothing. Hello, you are listening to Manhood podcast,
Tom Right.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
You can't record the intro to a podcast while you're eating.
You can't say, dom, can I do the podcast start
for a change and then shove your mouthful of sandwich.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
It's rude. People don't like it. I'm hungry, but people
don't like it. We'd be on a journey, but two
hours I'm really hungry. I want my sandwich. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
So this is a bit of a different Manhood this
week because we're on the road as we speak. We're
sitting in the back of a van in our Bradford
City shirts on our way to Carlisle, Brafford in the playoffs.
If you're not a follower of football, basically the playoffs
are what the whole season culminates in if you're nearly
good enough. Yeah, it's like there, so Bradford needs to
(01:05):
win today. So it's a bit nervy.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
That's a bit very nervoy.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
But it's an absolutely gorgeous day. We've pulled up in
the Dales so that Tom can have his sandwich.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
We stopped at Kerberlongsdale, which is a very famous stop
for bikers and everybody.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
It seems there are a lot of motorbikers. A thousand
cars are here.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
It's like this is the place where v W kampervans
come gather.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
I think it's one of those places where you know,
like nerds come.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah, people that listen to people that listen to like those.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Are campansm ws, me loads of BMWs meet up and
go what sort of engine you're pumping?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
A V eight? Yeah, that's what they're talking about. The wives.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Saying that there was a walking down the road just then.
Wun't you she had everything out if you're clearly walking
towards the motorcyclist just for the for the for the fact.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
To get the wolf whistles? Yeah, I don't think women
do that. What like peacocking?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Yeah, I know, I know that. I've seen you peacock before.
What I have seen you?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Peacock? Got that? What?
Speaker 4 (02:08):
What?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
What is that? What do I do? Would you just
put yourself in in the gaze of a woman? Do
you know? There's a trick The chickens.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
They didn't know what going on. They did, but the
chickens is our shower, was our chant? I'm really loud
and you turn it down. But the Chicken is is
our chant and.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
You've just humiliated yourself. Middle class family enjoyed their walk.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Middle class. You can sell the dales. You can tell
what you don't see in the Dales is many counselor
sticks followed, dear, that's a nice thing to say. What
people live on the council's days. My dad lived on one.
I'm technical from a counselors. Yeah, my dad is from
a council and I can actually say that. I don't
(02:50):
think that's how it works.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Would you say if someone who you knew lived on
account the fact that we've got to single it out
as a counsel or state family has taken a dive.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
This has taking I don't want to be on I'm
live on a councilate and I love them.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
That's like the equivalent saying well, I'm not racist my
mates black.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Well, yeah, anyway, it's change subject. Don's really rough today.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
And i'd made a terrible you know, I went out
last night and before it in my head, I'm thinking
it's just gonna be nice. You just see some some mates.
I won't drink loads because I don't want to ruin
today for Teddy and I went from being giddy after
a couple of pints to absolutely hammered in seconds.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Don't think that giddiness is brilliant. I love it. Do
you know when your.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
First two and a night out, when when you've got
that giddiness and you're kind of like it's a bit
of euphoria in it. You feel really happy and you
go to toilet and you're standing at toilet and you're
having a wee and it all smiling thinking, do you
know what?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Things are pretty good? Aren't they?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Things are pretty good? And then one more pine and
you're absolutely on.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Your and no more hurt my life.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
So that that happened to me last night. I was
so ill. I was so ill.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Do you know?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I was so ill that when I was sick? It
just happened as I was walking.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
What's wrong? Hey? Boys? There's only one?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
What we would have gotten gone over?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
No? No, no, we'll share. Actually what have we got?
And they just ripped you off? You should get fire
screens for a.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Tenor, but get eating your ice cream.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
I mean that's where tenor has gone my head? Scoops
is that in a minute? And the scoops is that?
Is that? Do you got Joe scoops.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Thanks boys for bringing us an ice cream?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
What did you ask for?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
One man?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
One chocolate and then two side for you too, So
that's a single. He's seen you coming, and I don't
like people rip off kids.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Well, thanks boys, I'm going to open my apple cider refresher,
which could go one of two ways.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yeah, exactly in that. Why are you shaking?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Doom's choking and half said, I've got the shakes. I've
got the shakes really bad.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I've also had a red Bull and a Lucas here
this morning, so two Desperados and a pint of Saltaire
blonding you anybody.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
It's like I was so far gone that when I
was walking I just back to I was walking from
the taxi to my house. I would projectile vomited as
I was walking.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Where on the pavement. It's horrible. I had to first.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I had the fear bit of big time this morning,
and the first thing I did was got up and
walked up and down the streets. If anything, make sure
no one had like ring doorbells or anything that would
have the footage.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Just alert them. Guy, gotten up on the doorstep. You've
got to leak around the bottom made of a nice cream.
This is basic.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
No, not up horizontal, but yeah it was.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
It was a good day.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Over your city shirt, my god boy?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Right pass, let me do some parenting. Do you know
when you get an ice cream in your parent and
you start out the drip. That's what I'm doing right now.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
But basically what you're licking there is the spitt.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Put her food on that is that's barely frozen. I'll
tell you what. This side is delicious.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
When we went to Portugal, I got a chocolate ice
cream and it was dripping and he said, let me
just cover it up. And he put his whole mouth
on the whole ice cream and I refused to eat it.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Now, so dom struggling wrong, feel too bad?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Now?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
The guy is the guy next to I think, what's
the guy in his van? We blocked someone? I've got
it down me Now we might have to move in
a minute.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
That's how cute. Stop the podcast when he asks us
to move, We then stopped the podcast. Perfect, It's like
our natural time.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
But yeah, I mean we had a fallout yesterday, didn't we?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
But I were very stressed with Tom's had a lot
on a glow to punishment.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
He keeps taking on more bracket children's cricket every night
of the week, and I'm scoring for it close brackets.
So THEO Nico play cricket pretty much every night, don't you.
Next week is playing Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday two
days off.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
He's got football Tuesday. So I've got so much.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
And then my phone must have wrung seventy four times
that day, and then done were ringing about the carl
ocd tickets and I couldn't take another phone call and
I was like, I can't speak to anyone else on
the rude.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
You know, it was really rude. It was terrible. But
you did apologize. I did apologize.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
It's a big man to apologize, and you're nothing if
not a big man.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
That's not necessary dig that.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
You apologize, and that's it. Lying in the in the sand,
line in the sand.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
We've got four tickets for Carlisle last minute. And hence
while we're on route now we realized we went recorded
a podcast this week, so I thought, all right, we'd
better do it now.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
I actually ever feel like I'm coming around, you know,
night out, So who was there? Where did you go?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
So I went to baildon my old horn as a teen.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Right, so Bates, you are out basic and then there
were there's no Christian names here for.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Your mates Craven tagging bar.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
I'm trying to assession night, whether you why where you
were projected?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Because I got spiked.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
It feels like I got When people get really drunk
and they feel guilty, the first thing they say is.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
I'm sure I was spiked. Yeah, who's spiking you? Yeah?
A woman in corner.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Well there is a sorry about a woman in corner,
but yeah, it was It was fine. We went to
a few there's one pub and a few bars. It
was fine build and still the place to be. It
didn't seem like it, but.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
There were there were people out. But yeah, there was
a girl there I won't mentioned names and call a Vicky.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I said, are you so and so and and she said, yeah,
you don't you made my life a misery at I said.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
What she said you?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
And this other lad, who was a bit of a
like a bully, said you and I said it want me?
I said, there's no way that was me mistake, but
I did. I did hang around with that guy, So
I'm guilty by association. I'm really sorry, Like if that's
if that's how you felt.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
What did you say anything specific like what I used
to say. I'm not going to say it because it's
give me a clue, skin glasses.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Because she's really attractive. It wasn't about that.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
About was a bit thick.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
No, I can't, but yeah, it was. It was just
really off. And then Bates was saying, oh, there's not
a way. Don't want like that at school. Don't want
like that school mistaken?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Did you do the old line I used to get bullied?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Well, no I didn't because in my head I was
thinking say that, but actually that just just making it
about me. And this is not a situation to make
about me.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
It's not a good time.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
So so that yeah, that we're right by surprise. So
then I was thinking about that when I when I
got home and I was laying in beds you when
you stare at the light, that's what I'm sick in
my head, I'm just thinking about that.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
I felt terrible. I apologize, but I didn't. I didn't.
So how are you and this.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Lad that the other lad that she mentioned I around with,
was horrible? Like it was not just the way I
used to pick on people.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
But he wasn't out. Yeah, and it was like was
he one of the cartons?
Speaker 3 (10:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
No, no, what he want out?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I've not seen that guy for years, but yeah, it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
A good bloke, that nasty piece of work. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Yeah, but I was like easily influenced. I think when
I was at.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
School, just like me. You follow the crowd, don't you
if someone's if someone's doing some bullying. It's so we've
got two children watchers. Now it's so hard to interject
if you're your friend and say stop bullying. But you've
got to be the bigger person boys, and you've got
to say don't do that. I know I'm your best mate,
but don't do it.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah, I agree. We have literally got a live audience,
by the way.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Yeah exactly, that's why we responsible.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
I feel like I feel like mister Tumble. Well, we're
not quite on a show, no, but we've got be
careful what I say. He's got be careful.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Do you reckon that he's like a heart rob Justin?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
He's a Fletcher? Is he just In Fletcher?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
What's that going to do with heart.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
From Wells Fletcher's and heart throbs.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
James is actually it's not a bad looking lad. That's
times for a context.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
I think I reckon he just keeps himself to himself.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
I think when you're a kids TV presenter, I don't
think you can walk around like acting like mister big
I Am, because you look a bit ponce if you
know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah, but changed the first letter that word. Yes, do
you know what I mean? Game?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
I feel like we're getting into dangerous, possible suing territory.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
So let's move on.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
To starting a story about one of your friends. It
was a maths teacher, can you tell us that?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
So?
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Yeah, yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
He's done, he's obviously really well, he's got in his
he's the head of maths. No tagging, it's Craven. Craven
who's done really well. And now he's the head of
maths our old school and he's the boss of our
old teachers. I mean that guy is that That's that's
winning in it.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
That is a kicking the balls for those teachers.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Yeah, I mean I'd be tempted to go in, like
if I'd not had a good tow job applied.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Probably why would the master that's been a thirty is
not get it weird?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
In it.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Yeah, sometimes craven, but like.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
We went, we didn't get on.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
We didn't get on that well at school at all,
but we had a good chat less night. Similar sort
of situation, divorce kids.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Charity cases.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Because Batsy treats it a bit like a charity case.
So with you, yeah, and he knows we made We've
heard a joke out of it.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
So I asked, do you think his wife's basic wife
said to him, you know you need to look after him,
take him a night out.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
No, Ba's his dad, dad, his dad baits Basy told me,
you know you'll have a lot going on. You'll have
to contact him to see I was getting on. Yeah,
it was four years ago. It's nice to turn it
when not dramas over. But we've let's move on because
we've had a complaint.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
We have a company. We've got a complaint that we quite.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Often start stories and don't end them, or we tease
a story and don't tell it.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
And we've got a very.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Specific complaint that Tom had started to confess something but
then never actually confess.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
There is a reason though behind it.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
So like the reason we don't finish stories on the
podcast is that.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
We've got a DHD.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
We's got HD, We've got lists to we have a
list that we want to talk about, and I think
we forget about the conversation we're having.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
I'm just concentrating going through our funny list.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Like you know, if they did a trumpety poodes pants,
that's on my list, do you know what I mean? Sorry,
the wants post mention that story.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
That's a joke.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
And then so it's all my list is the instant
with the yogurt, and I started mentioning it. I've got
a confession. And then all of a sudden, Don jumped
in one of his stories and now what you're.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Doing in for now?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
I was just checking my list, and also I just
saw my head and a pink Floyd T shirt.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
We literally just stereotype.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
So I was, I will go back to confess, and
then Doom jumped in, and then so Abby goes, I'll
listen to the podcast and you're back to confess.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
What was it?
Speaker 3 (14:15):
And I was like, oh, and I thought, I'll tell
her and basically I dropped.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
She has yogurt in the mark.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
So this is the confession.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
This is the confession.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Here we go, but it does involve Abby and and
that's I was very when she said, look, you know
you got you know, you do talk over each other.
And I'm like, you know, we do, you know, we're
like we like to talk like Sana overs bar bar.
But never got to the confession. And I said, but
it does involve view sham, what was it? So I
had to tell her, and I'm telling you now, I
dropped one of her Greek yogurts. Big obviously's Greek yoga.
You she wouldn't be getting any of yogurt. She doesn't
(14:43):
get that, really, Stu. Ship only greet yogurt for abbe.
Oh my god, was bigg nail.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Don't don't just calm down, don't don't, don't do anything.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
It's it's a bee. It's not a was.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
It's a bee. It's not going to do anything to you.
Stay still, don't hit do not hit it, do not
hit it.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Just relax. Carry on podcasting. I cannot ignore it. I'm
not carrying on podcasting. Look there we go, Tom.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
It is just a tiny wasp.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
It's fine. It's not gonna do anything.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Ship open with a tender. Tender Teddy opened the window. Door, tender,
open the door. You have to open the door. Ted
open the door, so you are my.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Child is nice and relaxed, and your child's got in.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
It because it's freaking Norah, it's a bee. It's not
Rex him walking into the vag It'll sting you, though.
Do you want to do you want to go to
a football match with a beasting? What a nanny? Wasasp nanny,
wasp nanny. I need to get back.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
As I opened the fridge, I dropped the entire context
of the Greek yogurt onto the floor, splaid onto the
kitchen floor, tiled kitchen floor, and I thought, oh my god, God,
damn it. And I didn't want to waste the yogurt,
so I scooped it up with a spatula, put it in,
put it in a tupperware.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
And I forgot to tell her that I dropped on
the floor.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
And she's finished it, and she's finished it, and she
had she had it with her with her breakfast stuff
that she has. She has like, oh, it's breakfast thoats
with yogurt and shape and the confession I was going
to say on the pocket. And she listens to the podcasts.
She would have heard this, and I thought sometimes using
the podcast as a vehicle to confess something would be
(16:26):
quite a good way of doing it. So she's going
to hear it in her own time. Confession corner perfect,
she's you could confess something to.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
In your own time. We look like your brow gone.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
I'm thinking of a confession, but I'm really felt a
bit woozy, and.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
So that's confession anyway, Confession corner over it.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
I'm sorry, I still love you, and you know what,
most of that's goin. I didn't. I didn't like to
scrape the floor. A lot of it I got from hovering.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
It's making me feel like all I can think of
is and they're only a couple of couple.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Yeah, pulled the hairs out. We were fine, absolutely disgusted.
I should have passed it through a sie just to
really get so there. There you go this. Are there
any other stories we've started and not finished? We should
go back over from there. We did have a message,
didn't we I'm struggling. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
We were had an Instagram. We've got my phone turned
on dashboard please, oh my god, it's cooked.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Sat still on that. It's good for ground here right mate?
Speaker 3 (17:34):
You're getting distracted again, So I'm I'm reading the story.
I'm getting to messages. We had a message from John.
Oh yeah, John Foz, just listen to the latest podcast.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
I know that kids growing up, Oh my god, they're here.
They're listening to Oh here we go.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Well this is nice for them. I know that kids
growing up is tough. But all I can say is
wait until they bugger off to UNI. You can do
an ex We like a little routine.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Hour to have just finished. Unit one has been home
for a year, is working and paying and no rent.
She's saving up to leave home in brackets. The other
is moving back from living in his best life in
head Lean and applying for jobs. Only advice I can
give his Enjoy them while you can. When they go
to upper school, about thirteen fourteen, you become a and
(18:23):
they disown you in a good way. About nineteen to
twenty one they come back to liking you, maybe as
they are skin and need someone to fund their unit
as who knows. Thank you John for getting touches, but
it's take it from me a dad bod, gray hair
receiding hairline, or.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Are the least of your worries.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Recently, I guess we're not doing the alternative sentence thing. Though,
but yeah, thank thanks John, And it's good to know
that it's not just us that are struggling with our
children growing up and getting old and.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Through it they disown things that happened.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
And Eddy's still really close, Like, you're not disowned yet,
have you? No?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Not yet? Are you? You two act close? We're really close.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
We couddle every single month, don't we doing?
Speaker 4 (19:17):
If yours alone with your she is probably easy to
still be connected because.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
We get along more because it's just you little boys.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we both we're both into the same things.
Lego leg Yeah, you're laughing at you still play.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Like victorious.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
We have.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Lego watch films pretty.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Much every night.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
How do you? How did you feel about going to
high school? Is there any advising gift to theo?
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Well, it was nerving because I left all my friends
from my primary school to go to this new school.
I only knew a couple of people. But once you
get there, it's it's good. It is good, unless obviously,
because I'm not in a great situation at the moment,
but as long as he's got friends now.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Transitioning it between year six and seven, which I think
is the hardest, is it.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Is nervous, But then on the day that it was
my first day, I was really excited that I got
up really early and got a change immediately.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Were you shocked by like the size of people.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
I still am. It's like, I'll be walking through the
corridors and there's been a year ten about five times
the size of me just walking past me. It's terrifying.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
But you did you see or have you seen anything
at high school that's like scared you are?
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (20:38):
When I was walking there's a science block there's just
full of science classrooms, and then there's an arc art
block which is full of artcassrooms as all corridor outside
kind of thing. And I saw a year ten getting
punched in the phase loads And I don't want to
make it too graphic on the podcast, but his nose
(21:00):
was buss faced off mash.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Were there any repercussions? Did they teach? One of them.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
Punished the teacher. The guy at this guy's face punched
a teacher because he was trying.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Can you have told some nice stories of theos to
stand this? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
There are any good bits. Yeah, So while all this
drama's going off, you've also got work to do. But
it's really hard, but it's not.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
It's not all like that. That's literally people think it's
all the time. It's every not even so often.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
It's how many kids at your school? Do you know
what I mean?
Speaker 4 (21:37):
Like one, three hundred or something?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Yeah, it's like, what's gonna be? That's what the number?
The numbers I can't get made around.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
So the kids like primary school, so whatever that is
in one year group at the high school, which.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Is insane, three hundre kids at you opp current primary school.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
He's two hundred nineties around also more more than you're in.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
Year seven I think, dren So it's around two hundred
kids just above two undred?
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Do you understand? Can you understand getting head around that?
How many kids are going to be there? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (22:08):
Yeah, it's just crazy.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
How you feeling about going to high school? All right?
Looking forward to it?
Speaker 4 (22:14):
If you're if you're to look into year six in
my class, you could tell who who were in year
six And it's definitely the right time.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
To go to high school.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
I think you're six.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
You can just tell everything. People are growing up. Yeah,
everyone's ready.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Because we've discussed this on the podcast before, they've grown
out of it. For me, I had primary, middle and
then grammar school, and that was way better way to do.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Yeah, we went to I went to a middle school.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
You had the mix because you did you do like
three quels in.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Middle school and then you moved into a middle school.
But that was good because it brought me to hang
around with older.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Kids gently, gently, softly, softly.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
One of the things I was worrying about was friendships,
and wow, it's a bit of a struggle at the moment.
When as soon as when you get into your seven,
it's just like immediately you'll start to chatting people. I
became friends with this guy called Archie last year just
because we were sat next to each other in our
former room. It's really easy in the.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
End to make friends.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
You always find something.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Yeah, also just by odds because.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
It's three outs as well, don't you Yeah, you do
you you and you work out that maybe the friends
you had in primary score they're not going to be
your friends when you grow up because you all have
different interests. Anyway, we're gonna have to abruptly end.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
We'll talk about for two minutes. Let's get some predictions, right, yeah,
because we should record after the game recording if we win.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
If you don't hear from us after this because we
lost and we're all mithed three hour journey could be great,
then what you're thinking.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Said, Well, all morning, i've been saying about how I
think we're gonna get thumped, But I've also been told
by Bates who are on the phones this morning, I
need to think more positive for you about it.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
I'm not going to say we're gonna get the therapy
session this morning.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
I think we're gonna on aggregate. I reckon we're going
to come out to one.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
To one win.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Overall, we're winning one who after the first leg, by
the way, the first game, I.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Think on the second way today, I think it's going
to be a winter.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Draw. Yeah, and carry on, and penalties.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
If there's penalties today, we're not Have.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
You ever seen a penalty shootut in your life? You're
saying we're losing on penalties prediction, and yeah, well, if
we go to penalties, we will not win. I'm getting
I think I will go through today.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
But we've got a journey to do, and it's twenty
to one. The game kicks off in two hours fifty minutes.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
We're really I was watching Cheffy Peterborough is an amazing game.
I'm not either of them. I'm not fans of either
of them, and yet I was still massively Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
I think we're going to draw today, which will put
through overall the dog prediction.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
I just don't want I want braff City to not
do with the Brafford City thing and make it hard
and stresses out. I just want to go in four
nil halftime nice and relaxed that way. But I think
it's going to be tight, and I think I think
we might get our backside handed to us.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Oh my god, right after three one last the Chickens
that were back on and go three two.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
One really bad but were reluvtant to in the car back.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
You might hear from his letter. If not, I hope
we have a lovely week and we'll speak to you
next time.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Game just finished. Feelings and thoughts done. I want to
take they were pretty we were we were pretty terrible. Actually,
probably the worst of seen his play.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Do you know what the worst?
Speaker 2 (25:36):
The worst thing is was watching those little ratty fans
with the tops off.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
The tops cheering and and and and you know what,
that happens.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
That happened three.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Times because they scored three goals. They hit the post
twice where they clear off the line. They had so
many chances. We were terribly one short on target and
we scored that goal.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Ultimately, they didn't deserve to win because he.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Talk about the emotion there.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
So my son's crying, he's walking twenty hoards in front
of it.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
It's like we've got this smelling it. Well, it's mad
because we're over already. I know, I know I'm upset,
but I'm not gonna let it bother.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
It's a bit of me thinking a few quid at Wembley.
We're not going to Wembley. But it was just like
the emotion of it.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
So we're weakened with rubbish.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
And then you're like, oh god, do we score and
his absolute hell on Earth feels like covering his ears.
It's so loud that we're hugging random men that we
heard before I took I touched someone's ass crack.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
My finger went virtually down the ass crack. I haven't
got in the car, and I was.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
So tense to like smell it just to make sure
what the damage were. They're going from a friend and then
he was like hugging thee but and then so you
go from that emotion of jubilation to them them scoring
a third and then they're all sucking Visica.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
We're the tops off little chats.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Anyway, it's Overnito Benito.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
I was just like ended podcasts. Is the only be
a short one again?
Speaker 3 (27:10):
And we've had a few observations about the length of
our podcasts.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Do you know what? Shall we just let's get him van.
It's got services.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Get a KFC Drana Sorrows in Greece.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
In Greece because we can't do our clocks. We're driving.
We're just sitting in terrible traffic after the game.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
But some some elderly Carlisle supporters came up to the
van and have offered us pity drinks.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
I thought we were going to start a rock as.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
So Lady's walked up and the old this woman I
ever seen in my life.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
She looked about three hundred year she did. I said,
you're going to Wembley. I don't know where that is.
It were built well after me. Wembley over one hundred
year old.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
It's a weird little community, like it's like Brookside's books.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
And you should bring his PEPSI.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Max bring us some Pepsi maxes, and I wouldn't don't
guarantee you wrecks his biscuits coming because old women, old
ladies care, but give your biscuits come.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
It seemed like old neighbors came out like they're all
like gathering stuff for us our pity.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Put some dinner together.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
You don't got anything in her hands though, look like you're.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Going to throw it. Oh look at you got her
hands full of stuff.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Bring it.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Grantson over as well. They don't you realize they're just
beat us teddy. Teddy just said he's going to spark him.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
There's no like I sum for the drink is the
thank you guys, Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
That's fine down, thank you. Lovely stuff. You sure you
want it? For a Carlisle fan, you will tastes like
pity and lost.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
You know what, it's warm, good job put me in
free that's for a glass of ice.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
A bit disappointed that there was no no biscuit. Yeah,
you know what, I had to put money on that
some blue ribbons. You know what.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Pepsi max is delicious when it's freezing cold, but when
it's warm, it tastes like alga color.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
It's terrible. In it she would shall shout now thank you,
and it was terrible. Is it like we're off, we're off,
we're moving, we have some movement. Stop recording down
Speaker 3 (29:47):
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