December 4, 2024 • 44 mins
This episode of Manhood is ALL over the place, again. We're talking Saturday night TV, Tom's Amazon's Choice nail files, plus, a stupid question that will leave you questioning yourself. Join Dom and Tom as they overshare, overthink, and try to revive their podcasting dreams.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Tonight matter you, I'm going to be sure. Are you
you have a shower this morning?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Why?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I just I'm curious if you're a nighttime shower or
a or a morning shower.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I just bath once a week on a Sunday. Do
you remember that.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
When we're kids, I said, share bath water? Were your
parents Sunday? Just share bath?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
When?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I bet you were last in your house because you're younger,
you're steering and everyone else's filth, no.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Foot skin, one of many things in there. But in
that term you'll be third in what are you third?
Shawn first, Big Shan in little Trace?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
You know what's weird? It's now it'd be weird to
not have a shower every night, I think, whereas when
I was a kid, you'd have like a shower Tuesdays
and Thursdays. And you know remember that because I'd have
a bath when Emma Dale were on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Back in the day. I think, I think a shower
every I shower every day, But do.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
You do it at night or in the morning? You
don't shower of a day anyway, We've had this conversation before.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I want to seem like I do shower every day.
I think everyone else does show every day.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Do you shower in the morning, night, night?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
All in the morning is coming around from being I agree,
it takes me an hour to win.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I'm a nighttime shower because I don't want to go
to bed dirty hair jelling or whatever. I want to
go to bed clean. But when I said this at
work on it we're on like a trip. I said,
I'm going to go to bed and I have a shower.
They're like, what, you have a shower before bed? But
shower wakes you up?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Done it?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
What you're doing?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
There's no better than a shower, clean.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Clean and talk? Oh yeah, talking not your nuts.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
But I think talking does lead to a drier skin area,
do you Yeah? So I basically just like throw it
up a there and like walk into it like starts
they like a plume bathroom and then but then he
does it make strike skame? So now they've started moisturizing
as well. More.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Sorry, I just got a flashback where were we last night?
Where we walked through a door and it was in
the room where everybody was vaping?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I know it was. Where was that? It was at
the theater where Robert playing, and we went outside we're
going in and everyone having one last puff of vape
and it was like walking into right back into the
sudden that theme during last night in front of everybody
and then filtering, and I went, that's this is your life,
So what is what is tonight matter you? I'm going
(02:32):
to be sure was an old man, just like it
was basically a way of cross dressing back in the
day and had been acceptable.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Signing it TV used to be classic. What was you
just mentioned?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
You bet with Yea Kelly?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
It used to be in Matthew Kelly. I don't think
he's back on it. Is he disgraced?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I don't think he nearly got disgrace, but then he
turned it around.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I don't know much about it, but Rob is on it.
That's what I know about it.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Well, you bet was like could you do this? And
the audience bet yes or no? Don't guarantee?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
It's hosted by Stephen mulhern, Yeah, definitely it is.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
And Cat Daly he's sweeping up his Stephen will didn't
he catchphrase deal or no deal? I bet?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
When Philip Scorefield went down, Stephen Wilhurn was like, here
we go.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
The jobs are going to be rolling eventually could be
in the next scholfield.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah, can you turn your phone off?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
That's rude.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Sorry, no, no, but the next scorefield isn't becoming a nation, sweetheart,
not being a wrong and it's not wrong.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Any it was gay?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
But why is held job?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Someone young? Did he? No? No, no, no, no, no, that
was that was not confirmed. He went and he went
to a drink of a pub with a younger guy. Right, okay, right,
what we're gonna do is rain it in. We were
on a subject Saturday night TV. That's a good one.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Let's pull up that string, shall we.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Well, I wanted to pull the string off the going
out last night.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
We robe, Well, we'll get there eventually. What we're doing
was a nice little gentle segue. We'll talk about Saturday
night TV and then we're gonna be like, oh, we
Rob's on. You bet what they did. But you've ruined
it now because you've jumped the guns. You can't keep
your fucking gob shut for a second.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
You're listening to what bes said last night. Dom's mate said,
we we we we had got a structure, didn't no structure?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
And being that is our only listener with we were
branded to him but no, Saturday Night TV used to
be good dinner. What was your favorite thing on Saturday
Night TV when you were a kid?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Erm you've been framed.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah, you've been framed with good You know what? There
used to be so much for right? It didn't my
favorite number one NOS house party without question, that was
the greatest ever.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Shows were good, very very good.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yeah yeah, mister Blobby, you could be mister Bobby. Why
did they bring that back with us?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
We're the perfect company spots and my size.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
My spots because mister Bobby, that's how I ordered.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Why did you go on? You said you called?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I thought we were just going to say our combination
of presenting skills. He knows he were good, but instead
you've gone for the looks. That was bald as well.
There you go, got your back?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Was that the one that went in the phone box
and knows last party? They got the money? They got gunge?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
There was gunge that have the There was a little
Beatles about section. Yeah, that's what I wanted to talk
to Rob about last night. They should bring that back
and call it Beckett's About and he should do a
prank show.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
That's a good idea in it write that down, Watch out,
It's about beg It's about.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
You better Cass Beckett's about so there's an opening.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
So you mean, friend, were beadles beatles about? Saturday Night?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Those house used to have a little bit of beetles
about on it.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Do you remember?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
It was called Gotcha and the celebrity winter Gotcha?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
So he started? Did he start that? And then he
spurned the beatles about?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
My dream as a kid was the God's House party,
but being that bit in the cellar where he got
a kid who had a sad store and then give
him a Sega Mega Drive. Yeah, and I used to
think they're wearing big thick NHS glasses. Was enough of
a sad story to get.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
In the bath last on a Sunday.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Get on it now, divorced, sing old Dad rent renting.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
When you think of Jerry bead or what you what
do you immediately think of? Beat us about?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
No, No, beat us about. I mean you've got a
hand it to it. Beat us about as good one.
He is missed that. You said you don't listen to
what I'm saying because you want to listen to Yes,
I am, I am. You're not getting it. I said,
you've got to hand it to him. Sorry, I think
we might be finished. I think it's tough. Then the
chemistry is gone.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Sorry, yeah, sorry, that all good joke.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I've acknowledged that this is unbelievable, but yeah I do
miss it. Saturday I TV now is so ship. You
get a little glimpse of it every now and against
Sturday Night Takeaways.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Good old school.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
But you remember there was like Desert Corner Show, Bruce Force,
Crystal Maze. Yeah exactly. Those are all the shows that
made me want to work in like presenting Gladis which
is back. So I do wish Saturday Night TV good.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Kids nowadays they don't watch live TV at all, like
like my too, We're just watching streaming platforms. Even Field
watches Water and Road on a peat on bbcie Player,
like every series back to back. Like he's weird every night,
every all the time. He's watched every series three times over. Anyway,
like I was.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
With bay Watch during COVID when I started from the beginning,
probably but not as completed bay Watching during COVID he
was good, but.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Not as why do you do that? I want to
see me again?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
No, No, it's just that there's something about eighties and
nineties Telly that I just love nostalgia. I like watching
old like Frasier and Cheers. It takes me back to
a happy time.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah, well TV what better though, Like you say, Saturday
Night TV, that's what you look.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
But Christmas in the same either. Christmas movies were so
good and special to us when.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
We were growing up. They're just crap out there. She's
just mass produced, like they're all the same.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah, exactly. Some guy who's like one who moved to Hollywood,
gets rich and handsome, comes back to his town, sees
a girl when he's buying a Christmas tree, they're falling low,
and he's like, I've got to go back to Hollywood,
and she's like family, and he gives up over his big,
high powered job to move back to his small town
in a massive detached house with land somehow no money.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
No, it's Christmas. TV's crap. I think the issue is
the live TV will die. It will die, and this
is the problem. So the panicking trying to make more
stuff for streaming, like TV guide, who looks. I went
on the TV guid the other day and the kid's like,
what's that. I said, it's showing you what's on TV
now live it is mad. He watch his live TV
(08:35):
and it will die you.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Watch his life. Tell her the only thing I watch
live is I'm a celebrity. I'm loving it. Yeah, yeah,
I do.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
You know.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
A few years I think that the people have had
it have been crap. But this year they've got a
really good bunch of people.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
And he's boring.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Also, I'm in love with Mora.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Yeah, the accent, the Irish ten point morning. Yeah, she looks.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Like but yeah, I think there were a really good
bunch of people in there. They've got mcflying there, Danny
Promi flying.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Well, they're just going through the mid fly members that Yeah,
we love I like you there. When they argue though,
do you know, like when there's a bit of drama, Yeah,
it's better. Yeah, there's not a TV one of.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Them, and there's a right twank. The Dean got the
radio Yeah, oh did it? I've got that recording because
they're out night that. I don't like that guy.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
No, the income across well did it? That's where that's
why he's got out. Second, he thought he was going
to do a Jordan Yeah, Jordan North become really radio DJ.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
But in fact, he just came across as like, well
he's not integrating into camp.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
No, you were napping a lot and he were moody one.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
But it's a really good series and world.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Thompson rang and he protested about the food. No, cap,
I don't remember remember being like kangaroo tail and stuff
and it's not good. We're not going to eat. We're
doing a protest. So they actually walked off the camera
set and it's all stood in a hook hore years ago.
That's what really.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yeah, Peter Andre and Jordan falling in love. Yeah, Price
she was known then that was she's no but she
cap Price on Jordan.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
They George, I mean Jordan for years.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
He's going through bankrupt I will say that on her.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
How would you know that? You must read it if
it's in the sun, always seen it on the internet.
I'm going to pull this back to the podcast, to
the features. Okay, we've had a mental mum's story.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Okay, well let's get into a feature. Do we have
any jingles for mental mums?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Mental mom's delusion of dedge Chao chic carriage.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Tom, get down here and eat the leftovers. That's what
your mum you said to the outcome with Yeah, that's
the jingle.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
She didn't get down and eat the left overs. I
used to do it off for her own back. Tell
me to be the leftovers.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Sorry, So we've had a mental month story.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Excellent engagement person who's sending to me? Yeah, of course
unless he.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Wants they were remain anonymous, as he said signulated. If
he's not stipulated, then is we're gonna put me in
hot what with his mom?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Yeah, fine, it'll be fine. It's from Jamie Firth, Oh
good man of mine. Nicknamed Gibbie, why it was Gibson
For one year at high school he was Gibson. It
was his surname was Gibson's Nicknamedhi Gibbey. And then these
things mum and dad or someone got remarried, and then
he's actually many changed his name anyway, completely relevant. Once
(11:30):
took my mum out for a steak and the waiter
asked how she wanted it cooked, and she replied, fried,
what assistant? I think that's a class thing in it
and a mom thing. Yeah, like never asked how you
want to stand? Right? That's quite funny.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
How do you want to cook it?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Is? That? It? That's it there's no depth to that.
Thank you for getting in touch. You've got that's the
story manhood at gmail dot com. But you can whatchapp
got seven eight? What got an email address?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
What you know? We've got an email dress So when
I use when I'm sit silent to some half dodgy
and you have to put an email in.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Yeah, I'm so tired, don't It's fine, I'm tired. Don't
to apologize a two hours sleep last night?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yeah, well we know, why don't we don't? Yeah, because
we were.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
We drank too much, but we drank too much over
an extended period of time and I decided to end
the night with an espress On Martini copy made Inn't
you well? No, I said espress on Martin because I
was tired. And Robert Paine so we went out.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
So uh we went to don went to morecam Bradford
with Robert was terrible. Yeah, it was. I was so embarrassed.
They are shite.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
It was Neil Neil for the majority of the games.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Why what we're doing like smash that mug against the wall?
Well no, I designed that. What we what we're doing
following this football club is so depressing.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Yeah, they've been terrible the best part of twenty years
and they've been in League two for what eighteen of
the last twenty about five years? Yeah, but I mean
we all had a brief spell out of it, didn't
we it's so bad.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
But Morcomb did whin We phoned a quid last week.
I mean a last man's standing group. I don't think
I mentioned in the podcast. I should tell all this something.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Yeah, please tell everyone about your success.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
So I mean a last man's standing group dead to
the Ondie. So there's forty people in there. They're all
town fans and it's me and I got added about
six weeks ago to the And you choose a team
every week and if you win, if your team wins,
you go through to the next week. If you forget
to choose, you get the next team alphabetical order, so
it's like a random team you get. And I kept
forgetting to choose, so I think at first I chose
like a Man United the one. Then I kept for again,
(13:41):
so get getting random teams. Chose Birmingham, then I forgot,
then he got Bournemouth and Bornemouth for playing Man City
and they're all laughing. They all chip pick Man City
borne Withuth beat Man City, so I got through to
the next round. I picked Leeds once, which is apparently
you're not allowed to do because they're all town fans.
If you pick Leads, they all like, I have to
go at you Leads beat QPR. Anyway, I'm down to
the last two. There's me and another guy called Jimmy
(14:02):
and we're up the pub Friday night. He got did
you got to pick your team before eight o'clock on
Friday night? Okay? So I remember put my mates who
were also in this group, and they sat there and
they start laughing at like quarts away I think quarter
tray with the cough and they start laughing. I went,
what he goes, you forgot to pick? And they didn't
remind me the purpose. They watched me fall and guess
so I got chosen randomly Morecambe who was second bottom.
(14:23):
As I believe I could have picked. I could have
picked Man City. I had all these teams left to pick,
which I can't be the same team twice, so I
could have beat all these teams. I could have bit
Liverpool and I've forgotten. I got to give him morecam
Markham were playing Swindon. He got Preston because he also
forgot like the worst last man standing ever. We both
forgot to pig teams. The other forty guys were fuming.
It was a roll over. There were four hundred Tinklin
in the pot and then Marcum beats winning three two
(14:45):
in Priston drew. So I got founder and ten pounds
and then you know, do you know what? It took
him ages to pay me because he'll have been absolutely seething.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
I'm seizing. Listen, mate, I love you, We're really good
mates out too, but I'm sick of you always fallen
on your phone. I will look at you, said his
take Tom. Tom, having never played golf before before, I'm
just going to play in a golf tournament my mates playing,
I'll join in. I might as well. It's a laugh.
He's got what your handy cap? They give me a
massive one fifty four, Yeah, fifty four or something like that. Anyway,
Tom wins the fucking golf tournament. They all him now
(15:15):
as well.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
I've got three reviewed quid for that. That's unbelievably win
a golf back. But for the fun of the yeah,
a golf dog. Yeah. The funny thing about the foundred
pound is I've.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Never paid into this last one standing, so I got
put in the group and he's supposed to pay five
at the end of your one, so I've never been
a single penny.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
I could have left the WhatsApp group here. You're not
coming across very well. Why just winning all the time.
It's not fair.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Anyway, in a weird way, when Marcan b Bradford on
Saturday and you were rob our a bit, I want
that bothered because I've got a soft spot for him
now for.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Yeah, because they got my phone, I was really pissed off.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
I could tell Yeah. But then that that night.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
We were at the game, and obviously Teddy Nows fifteen
is really starting to get into stand up comedy really, like.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
So it's going to be comedian.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
I don't know actually, but he just likes watching it,
don't He always says this. He says, Dad, I don't
think I'm funny, but I do like watching it. So
it loves stand up And he was talking to Rob
about this, and I was like, fucking how unbelievable is this,
This fifty year old kid gets to talk to this
stand comedian. Anyway, Rob was so good with him, like
he said, come to the gig with your dad tonight.
She was playing a couple of miles outside outside Morecambe
(16:23):
in Lancaster. He said, come to the gig tonight with
your dad. You can go backstage. In my head, I'm
thinking I've got to see this gig tomorrow. And do
I really want to be driving home from Lancaster like
two hours?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Yeah, and it was.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
And it's all country roads. I don't know if you've
ever driven there from Ilkley. It's just country roads. Yeah,
so there's no street lights or anything. It was pitch
black jot. Anyway, it was amazing. Robbed up Teddy backstage
during the interval the curtain comes down at this theater,
and Rob took Teddy backstage, let him see the microphone,
took a picture with him back there, just be like
blue Teddy's mind. Like Teddy just spoke about it for
the whole two hour journey home, like reciting Rob's gags,
(16:58):
saying how Robb's his favorite comedian now and obviously, yeah, obviously, and.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Yeah it was. It was just brilliant.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
And then obviously we saw Rob again last night.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Rob we were arranged this night out a while ago,
like usually when he's gigging in leads. He'll say, I
do you want to come for a few beers and
it kind of fit really well. I was in Leeds
at an arcade club is like football, No, but that's
what I'm teeing it up. It sits perfectly because I
was like, oh, if I'm already in leads at one, yeah,
I can get on it. Let's go on a great lads.
(17:30):
Liverpool were playing.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
You know we didn't watch, and we didn't watch, so
like this is this is like the perfect storm.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
I was like, you chip into leads, lot dropped me off,
blah blah whatever. So then Rob so then Rob like,
oh I can't I've got time to do a podcast
that don't don'try about his family to meet up for
a drink and then we end up getting smashed in
the afternoon early like.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
At our age you can't drink for a long time,
and because you just get tired drink anymore. You don't
just get tired and age like having to go.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
What time did were peaked?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
I think it was in three pm?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
We went to where do we go first? To box
the Winter Spoons and we'll getting off round and we'll getting.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Right trying to split the gy on Guineas slit.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
The g film turned up right giddy, and then we
went to and I were like, we are peaking way
too early, Like if we've got to watch Robert eight
until last ten and then see him after the show.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
And now look as tired bags under.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Our eyes, no motivation to do. But Rob did say,
you have to keep doing podcasting matter what.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
You've got to be consistent. The good news is everybody
and it's really good news. We've promised you it for
two years. Very inconsistent series, but Rob has finally recording
an episode where there's a it's going to be the
Christmas special hopefully, unless we've got to cut far too
much of it out that it doesn't constitute an episode,
which is.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
So tired and drunk, and I was saying things I
shouldn't have been saying.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Tom were talking about like bloody, like in.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
The conversation you have before the podcast, like in a
pub in the hotel bar. Yeah, you wouldn't. You would
probably say that on a podcast.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Anyway, that is coming out. There is an episode, so
it's been done. We'll put a couple of clips on
our social media. Now, yeah, been done. Nice, Yeah, anyway,
Do you know what one thing I did think that
we should talk about that I bringing it back to
something serious now. One of the one thing that we
don't that we always said we would talk about, but
(19:21):
we've probably slacked on it since we started doing this
series again, is our lives. What we've been through, what
we've been going through.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
You've been really busy, aren't you?
Speaker 1 (19:29):
And sad? You've worked yourself into a sadness.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
I you, but yours is it's stress. It's stress, yeah,
stress when weird enough. I woke up at three m
of the morning and I saw I saw three o'clock coming,
four o'clock coming in, five am coming in more than
I like, bloody hell. And you know I take too
much on me. We take too much on our time.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Like if someone got an idea, I mean it was
sitting in one project. I'm ye're around about live wires now.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
And I don't necessarily I don't necessarily take the stuff
that I'm gonna one hundred percent enjoy, Like I really
enjoy doing this, So I don't mind.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Doing all stuff that you're going to one hundred percent finish,
You'll finished unfinished project.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
So I think, like take on the golf things was
good and I do enjoy like the bar side of
it and like being doing all the matter.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
There's a lot of novelty to him that there's a year.
It's not nail file, but it is a.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Frigging ad business to manage. Like when you've got staff
ring and you're going with a kitchen roll, yeah that
is you go buy some you do.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
I mean, I'm sure you've spoken about this on the
podcast before. That is yours and Phil's fault. You've got
to stop hiring people that are terrible problem solver us.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
No, exactly everyone, but we've got a good bank now.
The staff now are really good. A couple of young
lads doing it and it's fine, but it takes a
lot of stress and ad work mentally, Like you're like
you're saying to get to that point, like you're cracking
your brain out tied. But that's just one business. Then
you've got another business and then you've got a million
ore things from that as well. Yeah, and like it's
(20:54):
just and then you're not enjoying some of it, no,
and that makes you mad. I feel like you need
to like give me points. What told you forgot?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Well if you've forgot it. That's good, made it if
it made you sad and then you've forgotten it. No,
it was like situational sadness.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Yes, And I feel like I'm procrastinating. Is that the
right word? Where I'm like, I'm winging about it, but
I'm bringing it on myself. Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
But I feel I feel like I feel like it's important.
And we did this before, didn't we went? But it's
important to talk to each other or and on this
about these things because there'll be people listening, our mates included,
who were probably thinking, God, im with a tough time
at the minute, and if we just admit to it exactly.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
I had.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
I had to ring you during this this highats that
we've had from the podcast. Teddy had been going through
some stuff, you know, with his and I said, it's family,
not me, you can see, and I proper got me down.
I had to ring it in that for the first
time and say, look Tom for you and I'm struggling.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Like I would taken aback and I'm like, and I
could tell in your voice, you know, like you like
I'm sucked it. I don't know. And I actually at
first I thought you were like whinding me up, and
then you went no, and then.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
I could just shows where your head's at.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Well things one big joke, but like I were like oh,
and I were like are you sure? Yeah, and I
could tell len in your voice, I like, yeah, that's
not good.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Yeah, I mean, in fact, thankfully I managed to get
it all sorted out and stuff like that. But that
was that was hard. But did you see a counselor yeah,
well I'm seeing I see someone about my ADHD. So
then I can say I've had disco in a watchall
I do.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
But that's just talking to somebody's well in it. You know.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
The thing is, it makes such a difference. I know
that it's really hard to under if you if you've
been in a situation where you're depressed or you're sad,
or you're just going through like a situational thing that's
causing you a load of stress, like you are talking
about it, it makes such a difference just getting it
off your chest to say that it doesn't feel How
can that possibly work? You might think, but it really
(22:51):
does make a massive They just cleansing from your head.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
And I might say this before in the pocket, but
I honestly think the death of pubs and let's just say,
blokes to the pubs, not going to put after work
is a big, big contributor to men's belt health. I
totally agree with that. When when when guys after you
used to work an ad shift, whatever he used to
do in work, work in a printing factory, work down
and be core mine, working a mill whatever, they used
(23:14):
to go to the pub and it won't necessarily just
to get pissed, it would vent bloody him at work,
blooming her indoors whatever.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Which is what we do at the foot exact. That's
what we were doing when we did Bantam's Banter essentially, and.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
All that he is talking and he could be someone
behind or another mate of there going oh yeah, I
know what you mean, Well you need to award and
just getting it out. Yeah back home. Now, that was
a massively generational thing. I think probably my dad generations,
yes stopped it. Probably yeah, maybe.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
But I'm listening to Frank Skinner's first autobiography, I'm listening
to the audiobook version of it, and there's a bit
in there where he's talking about how he used to
go to the pub for block therapy. Yeah, and he's
this book was written in the nineties and he's talking
about this. There you go, and he's saying the pub
is like block therapy. You go down, and he's talking
(23:57):
about how because when he was thirty three married and
year old Frank skin I didn't notice, Yeah, and his
marriage broke down and stuff, and he said he's got
a puff like not the pub he did Edinburgh and
he was surrounded by the comedians and stuff like that,
and it was like bloke therapy, just getting it off
your chest.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah, And it's so true. And look, he don't help
as alcohol there. I'm not saying you used that getting piste,
but it was like it's the social aspect.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Of Yeah, but alcohol does make you a bit loose lipped,
and maybe that's not the worst thing in the world.
You have a pine and you're like, oh, actually I
want to talk to you about.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
To Yeah, I think drinking and like, but.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
I think our generation of getting back we never used
to talk about it, did we, and then all of
a sudden.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
But I also think that not everybody suffers from it.
And I don't think you should try and like label
it as long as as long as you're actively Luckily
I've got a very spotted wife. Abbie will talk to
me all the time about stuff and get it and
get it out of me, so you know what I mean.
But it's just when it was on.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
To But the thing is issue, Yeah, it's We're probably
very lucky that it's we're not clinically depressed. It's situations. Yes,
I situations are very different. But once it's over, I'm
not then depressed about something else. It's like a situational
thing that causes it. You get through it, you speak
to someone about it, and then you crack on, you
(25:13):
heal And that's the same for you, although yours is
just like I've had a fucking bad day, ibbe, what
am I going to do? And then you wake up
the next day you're like fresh as the daisy, start again,
get depressed about someone else, and then start again.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
That's just what did they ever suggest tablets to me?
Speaker 1 (25:29):
No for the for the ADHD they have, but I've
kind of I win an hour and a buy at
the minute, So I don't want to lose this the spark.
I don't want to lose the personality.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
He could take a bit of spark off.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Maybe Bloody are you joking. I don't think there's a
door strong enough to say your spark off, but I do.
I don't because a part of and I did, I've done.
I got contacted by a cameraman who works on a
load of big projects and stuff, but he's doing a
podcast called Creatives with ADHD and I went on that
(26:00):
to talk to him about and he said about do
you want to take tablets and stuff like that, and
I'd said the same thing that I don't. I'd love
to see what a tablet would do to change Yeah,
how far it would take. But do I want to
do it? Because what if I start the medication, then
I come and do this podcast next next week?
Speaker 2 (26:16):
What we managed to hold a conversation on a topic.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
What I hope happens with ADHD medication? And if you're
listening to this and you know about it, I would
love it if it's like that Limitless film with Bradley Cooper.
I take a pill and all of a sudden, I'm
like bashing out fucking mathematical sums. I'd become handsome. But
you can channel your actual thoughts into yeah, yeah, because
there's a lot in here. I don't think I'm you know,
I think I've got quite a.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Bit of smarts in it.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Just yeah, it's all muddled. It's in like a not
and I can't mate.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Is doing a podcast on creative with Adhd.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
My mate I've got contacted. But he's a nice guy.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Yeah, you've got to be there to be a podcast now,
that's yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
I mean, this is the problem and it this is
why we were successful when there were no podcasts and
now we're struggling.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Now there's a billion of the exactly what next like
sowers with autism? Do you know what?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
That's what we should do. We should try to work
that's got to exist, but we should be working out
what the next thing is going to be.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
No, I think we're all right. I think we're nearly there.
This could be a feature. Actually it sad corner.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Yeah, it's all right to be sad. Yeah, sorry, we
should jingle, we should write which corner?
Speaker 2 (27:23):
It's all right to be sad?
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Is all right?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Maybe we talk about summer and we have been serious
by the way we talked about something that made us
sad this week.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
But I think you made a point earlier about oh
well we're normalizing being sad.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
But it's not always what we what we're trying to say.
I think it's been a thing for a long time.
I think blokes have talked to each other in the
PubL loads about stuff, yeah, and just aired their grievances.
So I think that now it's just becoming becoming more
aware of it. But I think blocks have always done it.
I reckon the lads in the trenches in World War One,
we're probably talking about what's going on.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
But probably get shot. I feel it stressed about it.
But do you think there's a gap though? What I
was saying is the generation younger than knows there's going
to be a gap or there is a gap, whether
they are a chance to talk about it.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
No. Yeah. And on the other side online, how would
I say it's tactfully because people go through some shiit
But and I know that some of it is unavoidable.
It's really difficult to deal with mentally. But there is
a lot to be said for resilience, Like resilience is
a really important thing. You've got to try and get
into your kids that sometimes things are going to be hard. Sometimes,
(28:31):
like sometimes when you've got to work, you can have
a difficult day, your boss is going to say something
you don't like, or they're going to say some other
upset you. I had my review at work the other day, Tommy,
I talked too much in meetings.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
I dominate meetings. Nail on the head.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Yeah, when the only time that don't happen is went
on with you, as you'll see.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
When you went. So they say you talk too much
in meetings. I dominate meetings. That's a bad thing.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
My argument back is people are talking enough in meetings.
Other people are telling you voicing anyway. Let's not get
you've got to change something.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
You've got to change resilien.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Yeah, because I just thought, well, yeah, maybe I do take.
You know, you've got to build some resilience into yourself.
You cannot just give up all the time because you won't.
You won't ever be successful at anything. As much you know,
I'm not dismissing difficult as people have. Life can be
an absolute fucking shitter. We've been through it. I've been
through divorce. Difficult is with that relationship, with the divorce
(29:26):
lost fucking everything you go.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Through it, you do with it.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
You build some resilience into yourself by doing that and
facing that challenge head on. I do think some people
now think, well, life's just gonna fall on my lap,
it's gonna be easy.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Yeah. They don't want to go out and get it.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Yeah, And I don't mean that in it. I'm not
being harsh. I just think that you've got.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
To be fast. Just sound a bit harsh if you're
not resilient.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
No, but you've got to have some sort of resilience
if you want to build on your life and make
something of your life.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Don't just give up.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Tackle problems head on.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
You've got to go. Listen.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
I've had days where three or four days I've just
been like, I'm not I can't be doing anything. I'm
not gonna do I'm done. I'm sick of it. I'm
so done with all this ship. Why am I having
to put up with all this? And then one morning
you wake up and you're like, I'm just gonna put
a fucking load of washing up, and then you get
that task done.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Yeah, you get yeah yeah, And then time you've.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Started doing stuff, and then sometimes you might think I've
had such a ship day today, I've not done anything,
and then you remember, actually, edited I put washing on,
change the bed sheets, you know, whatever, you've just got.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
To do just keep trying to do what you say.
It's a morning thing because usually in mind, I'm all
right yet mornings when I'm most active, even if I've
had an hour sleep. But then I do tire. For you,
that's when I have like a bit, you know, like
kids growing up and stuff. I'm obsessed about the kids
growing and that's.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
That's well, that's that's the thing that gets me down
the most.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
It's so bloody the kids growing up. And then I think,
like I've just got to accept that, like you're gonna
have a different point in the life. Like in a
few years I'll be going to the public theater and
we'll be doing different stuff, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Yeah, exacly, the gonna it's the they're not gonna want
to cuddle me.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
It's still like a cuddle cuddles like this. Now you're
me so say like good.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Night, Oh yeah, it's heads down there, yeah, and I'm.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Like, stand up on.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Teddy's still pretty good.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
But it's good that he wants he wants to do it.
But it's like, you know, it's definitely feeling like I'm
just trying to take a box here.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Yeah, I mean, I mean Teddy have been for a lot.
I think that that's probably why we're still a bit closer.
But like the hairy legs that get our lads have
started to get like thick eye. But I don't need
that a part of pub.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
I don't remember that. Don't get huge eyebrows. That was
a ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Yeah, And like Teddy, I'm gonna have to get him
a shaver for Christmas. Sam's gonna have to get my
shave for Christmas. And he's got hairy legs. I saw
that when he had his knee surgery.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
I'm not ready for the laughing because Theo's got a
shave of blessing. But until then they were using these
little scissors, just a little lad. We've got to up
a shaver now. But like, is their voice breaking by anyway?
I don't. I don't want for me, that's like his blakes.
I feel like I don't want to talk about that.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Yeah, I just mean, but I think a lot of
that feeling is because I remember what he felt like
to be losing my grip on my own childhood. I
still wanted to play Armies and power Rangers, and yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Remember getting my first pub and I pulled it out. Nope,
not to day today. I was literally like plucking him
and he won't like a pull, And I was like,
how weird that? I was like, I was scared. I
was like nearly crying. Oh no, yeah, I'm playing with toys.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
I was desperate. I was desperate for rampit hair pubes
this last night.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Didn't it opposite with that?
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Yeah, I desperately want to have hairy legs and stuff
and beard. Luckily the beard came in early, but the
hairy legs were like last that's weird. Now I've got
fucking hair everywhere, annoying.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
It's a guidant kid who was I was owned his
hair and he combs it and like he had sensation
and he oils it.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
But no one ever tells you about those things. I mean,
we've spoken about this on a previous podcast, so we'll
go into it. But skin tags, Yeah, when anyone mentioned
that when you're having your fucking puberty lessons at school,
no one says, or when you're getting to be nearly
four you can get covered up.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
I think they should should skin tags, like skin tags
like stuff like that under your aunt. When do you
get on your arm pit.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Yeah, what skin tags. Yeah, I've got one of my
m pit. I one eat twizzled it fell off.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
That's what they do that you've got a twizzling to
get to get them off.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Yeah, it's gross though. And the hairy shoulders, your neck,
your hairline joining your back.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Hair is not going over. The dow was just your
dog was just looking really stronger moment actually yeah strong,
he's looking good. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
I mean my diet is sucking on my mental health,
I think.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Yeah, I badly. The father went to Wendy's last night
and Don did a full review and how a Wendy's
burger was. Bear in mind, I've never even heard of
her Wendy's never either a Wendy's Burger dom just like
they're amazing. The square was like sales picture of Wendy's burger.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Forgot about that because I went over and hare like
five sausages so hungry.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Yeah that were he a burger were fine, nice baking, Yeah,
it were fine. I can't believe they're in England.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
That's been there in the year or two now, that
does it?
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Yeah, the cat for miles around the way.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Yeah, but I eat like ship and I need to
not do it. I need to work out again. I've
not played footy for two years because I'm a ship knees.
And now I'm approaching forty, I've started to notice like
a little fat.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Rob said he's got how is he He's got an online?
Was that secret? Anyway?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
It's working for him. Rob looks fucking fantastic.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
I'd like to see it was top off? Why well, right,
we took our tops off in front of him. But
I'd be worried if I would I get Saggie skin
if I lost six No, no, no, you're too tall.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
It's only it's only it's only people that get real
big and then I'm bigger. You think, But it's not fat,
is it. It's I've told you some million times before,
when you get self conscious by it, it's well spread,
it's even, it is very well.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
It's me big spread.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
I've got a pawn GT.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
You would would you get? Are you saying you get
a Saggi stomach?
Speaker 1 (34:57):
I won't get a Saggi stomach. No, because my skin
still young enough to.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
It's still young enough to go back and it's not
been stretched enough to be like talking into my trousers.
Can you imagine having a chop off, like, well, why
don't we let's do something about it together. Can we
motivate each other?
Speaker 2 (35:18):
I'm all right, thanks.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
You were just having a crisis saying I was.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Just I was saying that I don't want to lose
a lot of weeks.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
I don't know, you'd look ridiculous skinny as well. Yeah, water,
you look so kind just the way you are. But
I started to notice, and my diet is terrible. It's
not that I feel like I'm fine. It's not my fault.
It is my fault. I eat like ship all the
time because it's easier to get taken away.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Yeah, simple, And it got how much money corner? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Yeah, but.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Yeah you fell home with din't you? I did follow
the chicken bawn. What happened there?
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Oh yeah, you're gonna have to explain that.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
Don't mind a pane of guineas And he went to toilet.
And I thought it'd be hilarious to put another guy
who didn't know in chicken wings next to us. One
of his left dover chicken bones in his pine, in
Dom's pine. So there were me basically Dom and uh
forget what else were there? Phil film Your rude bastard.
(36:15):
Now I was looking at my notes, all right, there
were me based anyway. So there were pints again with
two points of ginnas, and I put a chicken boney
in Dom's pine.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Hang around, Let's just stop there. It's not funny, that
is it? In what fucking way is that funny? Did
you put a little bone in my in my beer?
Speaker 2 (36:32):
And I was.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Hanging a minute because there were a group of lads
on the table next to us, and they saw you
do it, and they said, when you came back and
you started splitting that g we thought you were going
to choke to death.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
That's what they said.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
You were going, Okay, he's gonna chog on that bone.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
No I didn't. You're not a dog dogs you wanted
dogs choking chicken bone?
Speaker 1 (36:52):
No I could have choked on it. You put a
chicken bony. It's not supposed to be there, is it?
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Anyway? Like a jumpstick? Do you know who's whose idea?
It was one of the other guys on the table.
He won't even I said, I'll dip my willy in it,
and they went, oh, don't do that, don't do that.
Put a chicken bone in it? You know, I don't
know do this stuff and don't a few. It's like
a lad on a stag do The thing is.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Now I brought that back up. Tom's gonna go away,
He's gonna stew on it. It's like, am I an idiot?
Should I have done that?
Speaker 2 (37:23):
Do you hate me? Now? That's what you're sayway, but
that's not the most amazing thing in this story is
So then Dom had his bad guineas. He's drinking it
and I'm laughing at I'm trying doing loads like bone jokes,
like oh come on, Liverpool, throw me a bone. Watch
a little and I'm trying to, like, you know, just
do a bone joke. And then he carries I'm thinking,
wears this bone. I can't see it in his pine
(37:44):
bloody hell. And then Bass has got his pad of
guineas and then basically goes puts it down table and
it's in bas his pint. I think it's a street.
You know you moved it? What you must have moved it?
Know that was happening, absolutely switching.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
So yeah, I got looking. I didn't choked, thanks.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Mate, Only dogs choking chu in that true broxy.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Oh there's a dog here, Okay, will he will he
come over Andy? This is Andy's dog.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Oh Andy, you're gonna be on camera. We're not paying
you for that period.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Dog. Look he's so gorgeous.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Look at the Oh my god, let's see what breed
is the Andy multipoo. You're a multiple multipoo?
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Is like me after a stromolics Tom?
Speaker 1 (38:30):
How can you possibly dislike dogs? Look at his cute
little face. He's like a car too.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
It's a little William. Just is is that like an
outside of the Willy? Is? Is it like? Focus on
his cute dog lipstick? Yes, so that's not his actual Willy.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Then Andy smells like your house?
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Lovely aroma boy, people have got and he's got a
cent aches out something. Anyway, here a good boy.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
Hello, he's scared.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
So what do I do?
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Do you want to hold him? I've got just well,
this is broxy everybody. He's going to be our mascot?
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Is he? Look at him?
Speaker 1 (39:05):
His loving We'll get him straight down the camera? Okay
that here, you gods?
Speaker 2 (39:09):
So how old's broxy? Seventeen weeks? Look, he's gorgeous. Multi
everybody does smell like does smell like ADDIE's house? Done it?
The dog.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Yeah, lovely, and it's her secret. How do you keep
your house constantly smelling nice?
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Oh? Okay, fine, don't talk about k like that.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Old school's lad therapy.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Sad corner.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Come on, anyway, do you know what We've rattled on
for long enough?
Speaker 2 (39:38):
We've got a stupid question of the week.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Oh have you got one?
Speaker 2 (39:41):
Well, we didn't answer last week's stupid question, which was
if your son was Hitler off your dad was Hitler,
what would you do? So, don what's your answer to
that question? I think of it.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
If it's Teddy'm letting him live.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Yeah, that's the I thought that it's going to be easy.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Let's turn this on his head. Would you be proud
we've gone on to lead millions of people mass jen aside,
I forget that bit. If it became a dictator, it's easier.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
You're right, it's easier to kill your dad than it
is your on son. So to answer the question is,
if you were your dad, you'd probably be all right,
wouldn't you If you you your dad.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Were going to But would it be like a back
to the future thing? Because if you go back and
kill your dad, you then don't exist, So then you're
not there around to be able to go back and
kill your dad.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
No, because you kill your dad after you're born. So
you're born, you're twelve year old, and your dad's just
about We should have stood it.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
We should have studied this, and look, let's go watch
some quantum leap and we'll work it out.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
Nobody going to touch anyway, so it's easily. You're bothering.
Why are you bothering?
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Because we're trying to do features when you the studio though,
is coming together as a share so I'm going to
I did have a stupid question forgot Should we do
a toss of coins for whose it is we got coin?
Speaker 2 (41:00):
Andy? Rock purposes a shoe? Okay? Shoot, why didn't were
left hand? Shoot? Yeah, that's what you say. Rock purposes
a shoe? All right, I've been shoot just one go
Rock Papo is a shoe. Yes, I went away. He
was a good one. Was a good one. All right? Well,
well and I'll say one to next week.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
So we Yeah, so we'll answer this next week.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Obviously. Have you actually got one?
Speaker 1 (41:22):
I've actually got one?
Speaker 2 (41:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
How do you think you would fare as another species?
How do you think you get on in life as
another species? Like if you were one of those species,
you know, like if you're one of those baby turtles
that's born on the beach and they've got to get
to the sea. Do you think you'd get to the
sea or you'd get eaten. I'm really lucky if we
get to see the thrive, like like a lion, if
(41:45):
you were lying. No, lions, they've got fight for the
territory all the time. They're constantly in fighting protecting their
the Serengeti or whatever.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
What do you think you do?
Speaker 1 (41:53):
Do you think you'd just be a little bit of
a lion and you'd be like, oh, fine, you take
the or do you think you get stuck in?
Speaker 2 (41:58):
I think we need to give the audience Dan, how
would you get on.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
As as something? But yeah, it's too broad. Where on
the spectrum do you think you'd be as the animal?
Like would you be like like if you were one
of those baby turtles that has that perilous journey you're
born on the beach and then you've just got to
make your own way to the ocean like a metaphor,
are you making it to the ocean? Are you going
to be born and you've got one of your flippers
(42:22):
is one key or something and you can't make it down.
Where are you on this or are you just going
to make it to the same become an elite turtle?
Speaker 2 (42:28):
You'll be on your own when you're going to see
what you know?
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Like because I was single, Yeah, I don't think they're
born with in relationships, don't.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
Unbelievable, just trying to.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Sorry, but yeah, how would you fare as a as
a turtle fight? But where would you be on the
pecking order? Would you be like a dominant party species.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
Or really stupid question?
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Exactly perfect stupid. Anyway, on that note, thank you very
much for listening. We will be back next week. Keep
an eye out for that Christmas special episode.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
We don't know when we're going to release it.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
There's a lot of editing to do because we do
not want any libel stuff happening, do it.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
No, he got a bit, yeah, got a bit lared. Yeah,
but on our it was us.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
By the way that it was us that caused eight shoes,
I think there was a really Gootually it was Tom
that caused issues.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
I did cause any is shoes. There was a good
bet I'll teaser. So what you said there was a
good bit about Don Christmas and I thought that was
a nice little section. It was sad, sad.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
I don't know why I said it.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
Maybe a time. So we've got three features. We've got
menimal mums as your dad's sad corner. Now yeah, stupid
qust tumor Christ.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
So, as you know, from the very first episode of
this podcast, we always said we don't know what it
is and we'll work it out. Guess what, Well, with
thirty episodes in or something, stunt fucking worked it out.
But we are getting a studio. It's getting there. Look,
they're in electric are in. This is not permanent, but
we have ordered a sign. We know exactly what we're
going to do with it. It's been mocked up before
(43:55):
being mocked up, so it's happening.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
It is coming.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
It'll be less echo in the future, audio quality will
be better, and it'll be less dusty because I'm pretty
certain I'm getting asthma, so I think it is so dusty. Anyway,
thanks for listening to this episode of Manhood. You can
get in touch with us on all of the social
media stuff. Send us your answers to the stupid questions. Honestly,
just sailor.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
Yeah, you know what, any email and they could you
send us an email cheer? Thanks Andy, we'll see you
next week. By Man
Tonight matter you, I'm going to be sure. Are you
you have a shower this morning?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Why?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I just I'm curious if you're a nighttime shower or
a or a morning shower.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I just bath once a week on a Sunday. Do
you remember that.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
When we're kids, I said, share bath water? Were your
parents Sunday? Just share bath?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
When?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I bet you were last in your house because you're younger,
you're steering and everyone else's filth, no.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Foot skin, one of many things in there. But in
that term you'll be third in what are you third?
Shawn first, Big Shan in little Trace?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
You know what's weird? It's now it'd be weird to
not have a shower every night, I think, whereas when
I was a kid, you'd have like a shower Tuesdays
and Thursdays. And you know remember that because I'd have
a bath when Emma Dale were on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Back in the day. I think, I think a shower
every I shower every day, But do.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
You do it at night or in the morning? You
don't shower of a day anyway, We've had this conversation before.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I want to seem like I do shower every day.
I think everyone else does show every day.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Do you shower in the morning, night, night?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
All in the morning is coming around from being I agree,
it takes me an hour to win.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I'm a nighttime shower because I don't want to go
to bed dirty hair jelling or whatever. I want to
go to bed clean. But when I said this at
work on it we're on like a trip. I said,
I'm going to go to bed and I have a shower.
They're like, what, you have a shower before bed? But
shower wakes you up?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Done it?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
What you're doing?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
There's no better than a shower, clean.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Clean and talk? Oh yeah, talking not your nuts.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
But I think talking does lead to a drier skin area,
do you Yeah? So I basically just like throw it
up a there and like walk into it like starts
they like a plume bathroom and then but then he
does it make strike skame? So now they've started moisturizing
as well. More.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Sorry, I just got a flashback where were we last night?
Where we walked through a door and it was in
the room where everybody was vaping?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I know it was. Where was that? It was at
the theater where Robert playing, and we went outside we're
going in and everyone having one last puff of vape
and it was like walking into right back into the
sudden that theme during last night in front of everybody
and then filtering, and I went, that's this is your life,
So what is what is tonight matter you? I'm going
(02:32):
to be sure was an old man, just like it
was basically a way of cross dressing back in the
day and had been acceptable.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Signing it TV used to be classic. What was you
just mentioned?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
You bet with Yea Kelly?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
It used to be in Matthew Kelly. I don't think
he's back on it. Is he disgraced?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I don't think he nearly got disgrace, but then he
turned it around.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I don't know much about it, but Rob is on it.
That's what I know about it.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Well, you bet was like could you do this? And
the audience bet yes or no? Don't guarantee?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
It's hosted by Stephen mulhern, Yeah, definitely it is.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
And Cat Daly he's sweeping up his Stephen will didn't
he catchphrase deal or no deal? I bet?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
When Philip Scorefield went down, Stephen Wilhurn was like, here
we go.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
The jobs are going to be rolling eventually could be
in the next scholfield.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah, can you turn your phone off?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
That's rude.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Sorry, no, no, but the next scorefield isn't becoming a nation, sweetheart,
not being a wrong and it's not wrong.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Any it was gay?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
But why is held job?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Someone young? Did he? No? No, no, no, no, no, that
was that was not confirmed. He went and he went
to a drink of a pub with a younger guy. Right, okay, right,
what we're gonna do is rain it in. We were
on a subject Saturday night TV. That's a good one.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Let's pull up that string, shall we.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Well, I wanted to pull the string off the going
out last night.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
We robe, Well, we'll get there eventually. What we're doing
was a nice little gentle segue. We'll talk about Saturday
night TV and then we're gonna be like, oh, we
Rob's on. You bet what they did. But you've ruined
it now because you've jumped the guns. You can't keep
your fucking gob shut for a second.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
You're listening to what bes said last night. Dom's mate said,
we we we we had got a structure, didn't no structure?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
And being that is our only listener with we were
branded to him but no, Saturday Night TV used to
be good dinner. What was your favorite thing on Saturday
Night TV when you were a kid?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Erm you've been framed.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah, you've been framed with good You know what? There
used to be so much for right? It didn't my
favorite number one NOS house party without question, that was
the greatest ever.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Shows were good, very very good.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yeah yeah, mister Blobby, you could be mister Bobby. Why
did they bring that back with us?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
We're the perfect company spots and my size.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
My spots because mister Bobby, that's how I ordered.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Why did you go on? You said you called?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I thought we were just going to say our combination
of presenting skills. He knows he were good, but instead
you've gone for the looks. That was bald as well.
There you go, got your back?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Was that the one that went in the phone box
and knows last party? They got the money? They got gunge?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
There was gunge that have the There was a little
Beatles about section. Yeah, that's what I wanted to talk
to Rob about last night. They should bring that back
and call it Beckett's About and he should do a
prank show.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
That's a good idea in it write that down, Watch out,
It's about beg It's about.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
You better Cass Beckett's about so there's an opening.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
So you mean, friend, were beadles beatles about? Saturday Night?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Those house used to have a little bit of beetles
about on it.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Do you remember?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
It was called Gotcha and the celebrity winter Gotcha?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
So he started? Did he start that? And then he
spurned the beatles about?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
My dream as a kid was the God's House party,
but being that bit in the cellar where he got
a kid who had a sad store and then give
him a Sega Mega Drive. Yeah, and I used to
think they're wearing big thick NHS glasses. Was enough of
a sad story to get.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
In the bath last on a Sunday.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Get on it now, divorced, sing old Dad rent renting.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
When you think of Jerry bead or what you what
do you immediately think of? Beat us about?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
No, No, beat us about. I mean you've got a
hand it to it. Beat us about as good one.
He is missed that. You said you don't listen to
what I'm saying because you want to listen to Yes,
I am, I am. You're not getting it. I said,
you've got to hand it to him. Sorry, I think
we might be finished. I think it's tough. Then the
chemistry is gone.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Sorry, yeah, sorry, that all good joke.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I've acknowledged that this is unbelievable, but yeah I do
miss it. Saturday I TV now is so ship. You
get a little glimpse of it every now and against
Sturday Night Takeaways.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Good old school.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
But you remember there was like Desert Corner Show, Bruce Force,
Crystal Maze. Yeah exactly. Those are all the shows that
made me want to work in like presenting Gladis which
is back. So I do wish Saturday Night TV good.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Kids nowadays they don't watch live TV at all, like
like my too, We're just watching streaming platforms. Even Field
watches Water and Road on a peat on bbcie Player,
like every series back to back. Like he's weird every night,
every all the time. He's watched every series three times over. Anyway,
like I was.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
With bay Watch during COVID when I started from the beginning,
probably but not as completed bay Watching during COVID he
was good, but.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Not as why do you do that? I want to
see me again?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
No, No, it's just that there's something about eighties and
nineties Telly that I just love nostalgia. I like watching
old like Frasier and Cheers. It takes me back to
a happy time.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah, well TV what better though, Like you say, Saturday
Night TV, that's what you look.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
But Christmas in the same either. Christmas movies were so
good and special to us when.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
We were growing up. They're just crap out there. She's
just mass produced, like they're all the same.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah, exactly. Some guy who's like one who moved to Hollywood,
gets rich and handsome, comes back to his town, sees
a girl when he's buying a Christmas tree, they're falling low,
and he's like, I've got to go back to Hollywood,
and she's like family, and he gives up over his big,
high powered job to move back to his small town
in a massive detached house with land somehow no money.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
No, it's Christmas. TV's crap. I think the issue is
the live TV will die. It will die, and this
is the problem. So the panicking trying to make more
stuff for streaming, like TV guide, who looks. I went
on the TV guid the other day and the kid's like,
what's that. I said, it's showing you what's on TV
now live it is mad. He watch his live TV
(08:35):
and it will die you.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Watch his life. Tell her the only thing I watch
live is I'm a celebrity. I'm loving it. Yeah, yeah,
I do.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
You know.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
A few years I think that the people have had
it have been crap. But this year they've got a
really good bunch of people.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
And he's boring.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Also, I'm in love with Mora.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Yeah, the accent, the Irish ten point morning. Yeah, she looks.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Like but yeah, I think there were a really good
bunch of people in there. They've got mcflying there, Danny
Promi flying.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Well, they're just going through the mid fly members that Yeah,
we love I like you there. When they argue though,
do you know, like when there's a bit of drama, Yeah,
it's better. Yeah, there's not a TV one of.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Them, and there's a right twank. The Dean got the
radio Yeah, oh did it? I've got that recording because
they're out night that. I don't like that guy.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
No, the income across well did it? That's where that's
why he's got out. Second, he thought he was going
to do a Jordan Yeah, Jordan North become really radio DJ.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
But in fact, he just came across as like, well
he's not integrating into camp.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
No, you were napping a lot and he were moody one.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
But it's a really good series and world.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Thompson rang and he protested about the food. No, cap,
I don't remember remember being like kangaroo tail and stuff
and it's not good. We're not going to eat. We're
doing a protest. So they actually walked off the camera
set and it's all stood in a hook hore years ago.
That's what really.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yeah, Peter Andre and Jordan falling in love. Yeah, Price
she was known then that was she's no but she
cap Price on Jordan.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
They George, I mean Jordan for years.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
He's going through bankrupt I will say that on her.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
How would you know that? You must read it if
it's in the sun, always seen it on the internet.
I'm going to pull this back to the podcast, to
the features. Okay, we've had a mental mum's story.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Okay, well let's get into a feature. Do we have
any jingles for mental mums?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Mental mom's delusion of dedge Chao chic carriage.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Tom, get down here and eat the leftovers. That's what
your mum you said to the outcome with Yeah, that's
the jingle.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
She didn't get down and eat the left overs. I
used to do it off for her own back. Tell
me to be the leftovers.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Sorry, So we've had a mental month story.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Excellent engagement person who's sending to me? Yeah, of course
unless he.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Wants they were remain anonymous, as he said signulated. If
he's not stipulated, then is we're gonna put me in
hot what with his mom?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Yeah, fine, it'll be fine. It's from Jamie Firth, Oh
good man of mine. Nicknamed Gibbie, why it was Gibson
For one year at high school he was Gibson. It
was his surname was Gibson's Nicknamedhi Gibbey. And then these
things mum and dad or someone got remarried, and then
he's actually many changed his name anyway, completely relevant. Once
(11:30):
took my mum out for a steak and the waiter
asked how she wanted it cooked, and she replied, fried,
what assistant? I think that's a class thing in it
and a mom thing. Yeah, like never asked how you
want to stand? Right? That's quite funny.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
How do you want to cook it?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Is? That? It? That's it there's no depth to that.
Thank you for getting in touch. You've got that's the
story manhood at gmail dot com. But you can whatchapp
got seven eight? What got an email address?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
What you know? We've got an email dress So when
I use when I'm sit silent to some half dodgy
and you have to put an email in.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Yeah, I'm so tired, don't It's fine, I'm tired. Don't
to apologize a two hours sleep last night?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yeah, well we know, why don't we don't? Yeah, because
we were.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
We drank too much, but we drank too much over
an extended period of time and I decided to end
the night with an espress On Martini copy made Inn't
you well? No, I said espress on Martin because I
was tired. And Robert Paine so we went out.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
So uh we went to don went to morecam Bradford
with Robert was terrible. Yeah, it was. I was so embarrassed.
They are shite.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
It was Neil Neil for the majority of the games.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Why what we're doing like smash that mug against the wall?
Well no, I designed that. What we what we're doing
following this football club is so depressing.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Yeah, they've been terrible the best part of twenty years
and they've been in League two for what eighteen of
the last twenty about five years? Yeah, but I mean
we all had a brief spell out of it, didn't
we it's so bad.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
But Morcomb did whin We phoned a quid last week.
I mean a last man's standing group. I don't think
I mentioned in the podcast. I should tell all this something.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Yeah, please tell everyone about your success.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
So I mean a last man's standing group dead to
the Ondie. So there's forty people in there. They're all
town fans and it's me and I got added about
six weeks ago to the And you choose a team
every week and if you win, if your team wins,
you go through to the next week. If you forget
to choose, you get the next team alphabetical order, so
it's like a random team you get. And I kept
forgetting to choose, so I think at first I chose
like a Man United the one. Then I kept for again,
(13:41):
so get getting random teams. Chose Birmingham, then I forgot,
then he got Bournemouth and Bornemouth for playing Man City
and they're all laughing. They all chip pick Man City
borne Withuth beat Man City, so I got through to
the next round. I picked Leeds once, which is apparently
you're not allowed to do because they're all town fans.
If you pick Leads, they all like, I have to
go at you Leads beat QPR. Anyway, I'm down to
the last two. There's me and another guy called Jimmy
(14:02):
and we're up the pub Friday night. He got did
you got to pick your team before eight o'clock on
Friday night? Okay? So I remember put my mates who
were also in this group, and they sat there and
they start laughing at like quarts away I think quarter
tray with the cough and they start laughing. I went,
what he goes, you forgot to pick? And they didn't
remind me the purpose. They watched me fall and guess
so I got chosen randomly Morecambe who was second bottom.
(14:23):
As I believe I could have picked. I could have
picked Man City. I had all these teams left to pick,
which I can't be the same team twice, so I
could have beat all these teams. I could have bit
Liverpool and I've forgotten. I got to give him morecam
Markham were playing Swindon. He got Preston because he also
forgot like the worst last man standing ever. We both
forgot to pig teams. The other forty guys were fuming.
It was a roll over. There were four hundred Tinklin
in the pot and then Marcum beats winning three two
(14:45):
in Priston drew. So I got founder and ten pounds
and then you know, do you know what? It took
him ages to pay me because he'll have been absolutely seething.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
I'm seizing. Listen, mate, I love you, We're really good
mates out too, but I'm sick of you always fallen
on your phone. I will look at you, said his
take Tom. Tom, having never played golf before before, I'm
just going to play in a golf tournament my mates playing,
I'll join in. I might as well. It's a laugh.
He's got what your handy cap? They give me a
massive one fifty four, Yeah, fifty four or something like that. Anyway,
Tom wins the fucking golf tournament. They all him now
(15:15):
as well.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
I've got three reviewed quid for that. That's unbelievably win
a golf back. But for the fun of the yeah,
a golf dog. Yeah. The funny thing about the foundred
pound is I've.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Never paid into this last one standing, so I got
put in the group and he's supposed to pay five
at the end of your one, so I've never been
a single penny.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
I could have left the WhatsApp group here. You're not
coming across very well. Why just winning all the time.
It's not fair.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Anyway, in a weird way, when Marcan b Bradford on
Saturday and you were rob our a bit, I want
that bothered because I've got a soft spot for him
now for.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Yeah, because they got my phone, I was really pissed off.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
I could tell Yeah. But then that that night.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
We were at the game, and obviously Teddy Nows fifteen
is really starting to get into stand up comedy really, like.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
So it's going to be comedian.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
I don't know actually, but he just likes watching it,
don't He always says this. He says, Dad, I don't
think I'm funny, but I do like watching it. So
it loves stand up And he was talking to Rob
about this, and I was like, fucking how unbelievable is this,
This fifty year old kid gets to talk to this
stand comedian. Anyway, Rob was so good with him, like
he said, come to the gig with your dad tonight.
She was playing a couple of miles outside outside Morecambe
(16:23):
in Lancaster. He said, come to the gig tonight with
your dad. You can go backstage. In my head, I'm
thinking I've got to see this gig tomorrow. And do
I really want to be driving home from Lancaster like
two hours?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Yeah, and it was.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
And it's all country roads. I don't know if you've
ever driven there from Ilkley. It's just country roads. Yeah,
so there's no street lights or anything. It was pitch
black jot. Anyway, it was amazing. Robbed up Teddy backstage
during the interval the curtain comes down at this theater,
and Rob took Teddy backstage, let him see the microphone,
took a picture with him back there, just be like
blue Teddy's mind. Like Teddy just spoke about it for
the whole two hour journey home, like reciting Rob's gags,
(16:58):
saying how Robb's his favorite comedian now and obviously, yeah, obviously, and.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Yeah it was. It was just brilliant.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
And then obviously we saw Rob again last night.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Rob we were arranged this night out a while ago,
like usually when he's gigging in leads. He'll say, I
do you want to come for a few beers and
it kind of fit really well. I was in Leeds
at an arcade club is like football, No, but that's
what I'm teeing it up. It sits perfectly because I
was like, oh, if I'm already in leads at one, yeah,
I can get on it. Let's go on a great lads.
(17:30):
Liverpool were playing.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
You know we didn't watch, and we didn't watch, so
like this is this is like the perfect storm.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
I was like, you chip into leads, lot dropped me off,
blah blah whatever. So then Rob so then Rob like,
oh I can't I've got time to do a podcast
that don't don'try about his family to meet up for
a drink and then we end up getting smashed in
the afternoon early like.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
At our age you can't drink for a long time,
and because you just get tired drink anymore. You don't
just get tired and age like having to go.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
What time did were peaked?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
I think it was in three pm?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
We went to where do we go first? To box
the Winter Spoons and we'll getting off round and we'll getting.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Right trying to split the gy on Guineas slit.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
The g film turned up right giddy, and then we
went to and I were like, we are peaking way
too early, Like if we've got to watch Robert eight
until last ten and then see him after the show.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
And now look as tired bags under.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Our eyes, no motivation to do. But Rob did say,
you have to keep doing podcasting matter what.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
You've got to be consistent. The good news is everybody
and it's really good news. We've promised you it for
two years. Very inconsistent series, but Rob has finally recording
an episode where there's a it's going to be the
Christmas special hopefully, unless we've got to cut far too
much of it out that it doesn't constitute an episode,
which is.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
So tired and drunk, and I was saying things I
shouldn't have been saying.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Tom were talking about like bloody, like in.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
The conversation you have before the podcast, like in a
pub in the hotel bar. Yeah, you wouldn't. You would
probably say that on a podcast.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Anyway, that is coming out. There is an episode, so
it's been done. We'll put a couple of clips on
our social media. Now, yeah, been done. Nice, Yeah, anyway,
Do you know what one thing I did think that
we should talk about that I bringing it back to
something serious now. One of the one thing that we
don't that we always said we would talk about, but
(19:21):
we've probably slacked on it since we started doing this
series again, is our lives. What we've been through, what
we've been going through.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
You've been really busy, aren't you?
Speaker 1 (19:29):
And sad? You've worked yourself into a sadness.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
I you, but yours is it's stress. It's stress, yeah,
stress when weird enough. I woke up at three m
of the morning and I saw I saw three o'clock coming,
four o'clock coming in, five am coming in more than
I like, bloody hell. And you know I take too
much on me. We take too much on our time.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Like if someone got an idea, I mean it was
sitting in one project. I'm ye're around about live wires now.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
And I don't necessarily I don't necessarily take the stuff
that I'm gonna one hundred percent enjoy, Like I really
enjoy doing this, So I don't mind.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Doing all stuff that you're going to one hundred percent finish,
You'll finished unfinished project.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
So I think, like take on the golf things was
good and I do enjoy like the bar side of
it and like being doing all the matter.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
There's a lot of novelty to him that there's a year.
It's not nail file, but it is a.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Frigging ad business to manage. Like when you've got staff
ring and you're going with a kitchen roll, yeah that
is you go buy some you do.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
I mean, I'm sure you've spoken about this on the
podcast before. That is yours and Phil's fault. You've got
to stop hiring people that are terrible problem solver us.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
No, exactly everyone, but we've got a good bank now.
The staff now are really good. A couple of young
lads doing it and it's fine, but it takes a
lot of stress and ad work mentally, Like you're like
you're saying to get to that point, like you're cracking
your brain out tied. But that's just one business. Then
you've got another business and then you've got a million
ore things from that as well. Yeah, and like it's
(20:54):
just and then you're not enjoying some of it, no,
and that makes you mad. I feel like you need
to like give me points. What told you forgot?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Well if you've forgot it. That's good, made it if
it made you sad and then you've forgotten it. No,
it was like situational sadness.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Yes, And I feel like I'm procrastinating. Is that the
right word? Where I'm like, I'm winging about it, but
I'm bringing it on myself. Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
But I feel I feel like I feel like it's important.
And we did this before, didn't we went? But it's
important to talk to each other or and on this
about these things because there'll be people listening, our mates included,
who were probably thinking, God, im with a tough time
at the minute, and if we just admit to it exactly.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
I had.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
I had to ring you during this this highats that
we've had from the podcast. Teddy had been going through
some stuff, you know, with his and I said, it's family,
not me, you can see, and I proper got me down.
I had to ring it in that for the first
time and say, look Tom for you and I'm struggling.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Like I would taken aback and I'm like, and I
could tell in your voice, you know, like you like
I'm sucked it. I don't know. And I actually at
first I thought you were like whinding me up, and
then you went no, and then.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
I could just shows where your head's at.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Well things one big joke, but like I were like oh,
and I were like are you sure? Yeah, and I
could tell len in your voice, I like, yeah, that's
not good.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Yeah, I mean, in fact, thankfully I managed to get
it all sorted out and stuff like that. But that
was that was hard. But did you see a counselor yeah,
well I'm seeing I see someone about my ADHD. So
then I can say I've had disco in a watchall
I do.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
But that's just talking to somebody's well in it. You know.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
The thing is, it makes such a difference. I know
that it's really hard to under if you if you've
been in a situation where you're depressed or you're sad,
or you're just going through like a situational thing that's
causing you a load of stress, like you are talking
about it, it makes such a difference just getting it
off your chest to say that it doesn't feel How
can that possibly work? You might think, but it really
(22:51):
does make a massive They just cleansing from your head.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
And I might say this before in the pocket, but
I honestly think the death of pubs and let's just say,
blokes to the pubs, not going to put after work
is a big, big contributor to men's belt health. I
totally agree with that. When when when guys after you
used to work an ad shift, whatever he used to
do in work, work in a printing factory, work down
and be core mine, working a mill whatever, they used
(23:14):
to go to the pub and it won't necessarily just
to get pissed, it would vent bloody him at work,
blooming her indoors whatever.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Which is what we do at the foot exact. That's
what we were doing when we did Bantam's Banter essentially, and.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
All that he is talking and he could be someone
behind or another mate of there going oh yeah, I
know what you mean, Well you need to award and
just getting it out. Yeah back home. Now, that was
a massively generational thing. I think probably my dad generations,
yes stopped it. Probably yeah, maybe.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
But I'm listening to Frank Skinner's first autobiography, I'm listening
to the audiobook version of it, and there's a bit
in there where he's talking about how he used to
go to the pub for block therapy. Yeah, and he's
this book was written in the nineties and he's talking
about this. There you go, and he's saying the pub
is like block therapy. You go down, and he's talking
(23:57):
about how because when he was thirty three married and
year old Frank skin I didn't notice, Yeah, and his
marriage broke down and stuff, and he said he's got
a puff like not the pub he did Edinburgh and
he was surrounded by the comedians and stuff like that,
and it was like bloke therapy, just getting it off
your chest.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah, And it's so true. And look, he don't help
as alcohol there. I'm not saying you used that getting piste,
but it was like it's the social aspect.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Of Yeah, but alcohol does make you a bit loose lipped,
and maybe that's not the worst thing in the world.
You have a pine and you're like, oh, actually I
want to talk to you about.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
To Yeah, I think drinking and like, but.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
I think our generation of getting back we never used
to talk about it, did we, and then all of
a sudden.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
But I also think that not everybody suffers from it.
And I don't think you should try and like label
it as long as as long as you're actively Luckily
I've got a very spotted wife. Abbie will talk to
me all the time about stuff and get it and
get it out of me, so you know what I mean.
But it's just when it was on.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
To But the thing is issue, Yeah, it's We're probably
very lucky that it's we're not clinically depressed. It's situations. Yes,
I situations are very different. But once it's over, I'm
not then depressed about something else. It's like a situational
thing that causes it. You get through it, you speak
to someone about it, and then you crack on, you
(25:13):
heal And that's the same for you, although yours is
just like I've had a fucking bad day, ibbe, what
am I going to do? And then you wake up
the next day you're like fresh as the daisy, start again,
get depressed about someone else, and then start again.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
That's just what did they ever suggest tablets to me?
Speaker 1 (25:29):
No for the for the ADHD they have, but I've
kind of I win an hour and a buy at
the minute, So I don't want to lose this the spark.
I don't want to lose the personality.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
He could take a bit of spark off.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Maybe Bloody are you joking. I don't think there's a
door strong enough to say your spark off, but I do.
I don't because a part of and I did, I've done.
I got contacted by a cameraman who works on a
load of big projects and stuff, but he's doing a
podcast called Creatives with ADHD and I went on that
(26:00):
to talk to him about and he said about do
you want to take tablets and stuff like that, and
I'd said the same thing that I don't. I'd love
to see what a tablet would do to change Yeah,
how far it would take. But do I want to
do it? Because what if I start the medication, then
I come and do this podcast next next week?
Speaker 2 (26:16):
What we managed to hold a conversation on a topic.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
What I hope happens with ADHD medication? And if you're
listening to this and you know about it, I would
love it if it's like that Limitless film with Bradley Cooper.
I take a pill and all of a sudden, I'm
like bashing out fucking mathematical sums. I'd become handsome. But
you can channel your actual thoughts into yeah, yeah, because
there's a lot in here. I don't think I'm you know,
I think I've got quite a.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Bit of smarts in it.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Just yeah, it's all muddled. It's in like a not
and I can't mate.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Is doing a podcast on creative with Adhd.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
My mate I've got contacted. But he's a nice guy.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Yeah, you've got to be there to be a podcast now,
that's yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
I mean, this is the problem and it this is
why we were successful when there were no podcasts and
now we're struggling.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Now there's a billion of the exactly what next like
sowers with autism? Do you know what?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
That's what we should do. We should try to work
that's got to exist, but we should be working out
what the next thing is going to be.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
No, I think we're all right. I think we're nearly there.
This could be a feature. Actually it sad corner.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Yeah, it's all right to be sad. Yeah, sorry, we
should jingle, we should write which corner?
Speaker 2 (27:23):
It's all right to be sad?
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Is all right?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Maybe we talk about summer and we have been serious
by the way we talked about something that made us
sad this week.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
But I think you made a point earlier about oh
well we're normalizing being sad.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
But it's not always what we what we're trying to say.
I think it's been a thing for a long time.
I think blokes have talked to each other in the
PubL loads about stuff, yeah, and just aired their grievances.
So I think that now it's just becoming becoming more
aware of it. But I think blocks have always done it.
I reckon the lads in the trenches in World War One,
we're probably talking about what's going on.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
But probably get shot. I feel it stressed about it.
But do you think there's a gap though? What I
was saying is the generation younger than knows there's going
to be a gap or there is a gap, whether
they are a chance to talk about it.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
No. Yeah. And on the other side online, how would
I say it's tactfully because people go through some shiit
But and I know that some of it is unavoidable.
It's really difficult to deal with mentally. But there is
a lot to be said for resilience, Like resilience is
a really important thing. You've got to try and get
into your kids that sometimes things are going to be hard. Sometimes,
(28:31):
like sometimes when you've got to work, you can have
a difficult day, your boss is going to say something
you don't like, or they're going to say some other
upset you. I had my review at work the other day, Tommy,
I talked too much in meetings.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
I dominate meetings. Nail on the head.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Yeah, when the only time that don't happen is went
on with you, as you'll see.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
When you went. So they say you talk too much
in meetings. I dominate meetings. That's a bad thing.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
My argument back is people are talking enough in meetings.
Other people are telling you voicing anyway. Let's not get
you've got to change something.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
You've got to change resilien.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Yeah, because I just thought, well, yeah, maybe I do take.
You know, you've got to build some resilience into yourself.
You cannot just give up all the time because you won't.
You won't ever be successful at anything. As much you know,
I'm not dismissing difficult as people have. Life can be
an absolute fucking shitter. We've been through it. I've been
through divorce. Difficult is with that relationship, with the divorce
(29:26):
lost fucking everything you go.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Through it, you do with it.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
You build some resilience into yourself by doing that and
facing that challenge head on. I do think some people
now think, well, life's just gonna fall on my lap,
it's gonna be easy.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Yeah. They don't want to go out and get it.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Yeah, And I don't mean that in it. I'm not
being harsh. I just think that you've got.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
To be fast. Just sound a bit harsh if you're
not resilient.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
No, but you've got to have some sort of resilience
if you want to build on your life and make
something of your life.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Don't just give up.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Tackle problems head on.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
You've got to go. Listen.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
I've had days where three or four days I've just
been like, I'm not I can't be doing anything. I'm
not gonna do I'm done. I'm sick of it. I'm
so done with all this ship. Why am I having
to put up with all this? And then one morning
you wake up and you're like, I'm just gonna put
a fucking load of washing up, and then you get
that task done.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Yeah, you get yeah yeah, And then time you've.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Started doing stuff, and then sometimes you might think I've
had such a ship day today, I've not done anything,
and then you remember, actually, edited I put washing on,
change the bed sheets, you know, whatever, you've just got.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
To do just keep trying to do what you say.
It's a morning thing because usually in mind, I'm all
right yet mornings when I'm most active, even if I've
had an hour sleep. But then I do tire. For you,
that's when I have like a bit, you know, like
kids growing up and stuff. I'm obsessed about the kids
growing and that's.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
That's well, that's that's the thing that gets me down
the most.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
It's so bloody the kids growing up. And then I think,
like I've just got to accept that, like you're gonna
have a different point in the life. Like in a
few years I'll be going to the public theater and
we'll be doing different stuff, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Yeah, exacly, the gonna it's the they're not gonna want
to cuddle me.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
It's still like a cuddle cuddles like this. Now you're
me so say like good.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Night, Oh yeah, it's heads down there, yeah, and I'm.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Like, stand up on.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Teddy's still pretty good.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
But it's good that he wants he wants to do it.
But it's like, you know, it's definitely feeling like I'm
just trying to take a box here.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Yeah, I mean, I mean Teddy have been for a lot.
I think that that's probably why we're still a bit closer.
But like the hairy legs that get our lads have
started to get like thick eye. But I don't need
that a part of pub.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
I don't remember that. Don't get huge eyebrows. That was
a ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Yeah, And like Teddy, I'm gonna have to get him
a shaver for Christmas. Sam's gonna have to get my
shave for Christmas. And he's got hairy legs. I saw
that when he had his knee surgery.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
I'm not ready for the laughing because Theo's got a
shave of blessing. But until then they were using these
little scissors, just a little lad. We've got to up
a shaver now. But like, is their voice breaking by anyway?
I don't. I don't want for me, that's like his blakes.
I feel like I don't want to talk about that.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Yeah, I just mean, but I think a lot of
that feeling is because I remember what he felt like
to be losing my grip on my own childhood. I
still wanted to play Armies and power Rangers, and yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Remember getting my first pub and I pulled it out. Nope,
not to day today. I was literally like plucking him
and he won't like a pull, And I was like,
how weird that? I was like, I was scared. I
was like nearly crying. Oh no, yeah, I'm playing with toys.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
I was desperate. I was desperate for rampit hair pubes
this last night.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Didn't it opposite with that?
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Yeah, I desperately want to have hairy legs and stuff
and beard. Luckily the beard came in early, but the
hairy legs were like last that's weird. Now I've got
fucking hair everywhere, annoying.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
It's a guidant kid who was I was owned his
hair and he combs it and like he had sensation
and he oils it.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
But no one ever tells you about those things. I mean,
we've spoken about this on a previous podcast, so we'll
go into it. But skin tags, Yeah, when anyone mentioned
that when you're having your fucking puberty lessons at school,
no one says, or when you're getting to be nearly
four you can get covered up.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
I think they should should skin tags, like skin tags
like stuff like that under your aunt. When do you
get on your arm pit.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Yeah, what skin tags. Yeah, I've got one of my
m pit. I one eat twizzled it fell off.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
That's what they do that you've got a twizzling to
get to get them off.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Yeah, it's gross though. And the hairy shoulders, your neck,
your hairline joining your back.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Hair is not going over. The dow was just your
dog was just looking really stronger moment actually yeah strong,
he's looking good. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
I mean my diet is sucking on my mental health,
I think.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Yeah, I badly. The father went to Wendy's last night
and Don did a full review and how a Wendy's
burger was. Bear in mind, I've never even heard of
her Wendy's never either a Wendy's Burger dom just like
they're amazing. The square was like sales picture of Wendy's burger.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Forgot about that because I went over and hare like
five sausages so hungry.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Yeah that were he a burger were fine, nice baking, Yeah,
it were fine. I can't believe they're in England.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
That's been there in the year or two now, that
does it?
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Yeah, the cat for miles around the way.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Yeah, but I eat like ship and I need to
not do it. I need to work out again. I've
not played footy for two years because I'm a ship knees.
And now I'm approaching forty, I've started to notice like
a little fat.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Rob said he's got how is he He's got an online?
Was that secret? Anyway?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
It's working for him. Rob looks fucking fantastic.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
I'd like to see it was top off? Why well, right,
we took our tops off in front of him. But
I'd be worried if I would I get Saggie skin
if I lost six No, no, no, you're too tall.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
It's only it's only it's only people that get real
big and then I'm bigger. You think, But it's not fat,
is it. It's I've told you some million times before,
when you get self conscious by it, it's well spread,
it's even, it is very well.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
It's me big spread.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
I've got a pawn GT.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
You would would you get? Are you saying you get
a Saggi stomach?
Speaker 1 (34:57):
I won't get a Saggi stomach. No, because my skin
still young enough to.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
It's still young enough to go back and it's not
been stretched enough to be like talking into my trousers.
Can you imagine having a chop off, like, well, why
don't we let's do something about it together. Can we
motivate each other?
Speaker 2 (35:18):
I'm all right, thanks.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
You were just having a crisis saying I was.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Just I was saying that I don't want to lose
a lot of weeks.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
I don't know, you'd look ridiculous skinny as well. Yeah, water,
you look so kind just the way you are. But
I started to notice, and my diet is terrible. It's
not that I feel like I'm fine. It's not my fault.
It is my fault. I eat like ship all the
time because it's easier to get taken away.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
Yeah, simple, And it got how much money corner? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Yeah, but.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Yeah you fell home with din't you? I did follow
the chicken bawn. What happened there?
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Oh yeah, you're gonna have to explain that.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
Don't mind a pane of guineas And he went to toilet.
And I thought it'd be hilarious to put another guy
who didn't know in chicken wings next to us. One
of his left dover chicken bones in his pine, in
Dom's pine. So there were me basically Dom and uh
forget what else were there? Phil film Your rude bastard.
(36:15):
Now I was looking at my notes, all right, there
were me based anyway. So there were pints again with
two points of ginnas, and I put a chicken boney
in Dom's pine.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Hang around, Let's just stop there. It's not funny, that
is it? In what fucking way is that funny? Did
you put a little bone in my in my beer?
Speaker 2 (36:32):
And I was.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Hanging a minute because there were a group of lads
on the table next to us, and they saw you
do it, and they said, when you came back and
you started splitting that g we thought you were going
to choke to death.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
That's what they said.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
You were going, Okay, he's gonna chog on that bone.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
No I didn't. You're not a dog dogs you wanted
dogs choking chicken bone?
Speaker 1 (36:52):
No I could have choked on it. You put a
chicken bony. It's not supposed to be there, is it?
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Anyway? Like a jumpstick? Do you know who's whose idea?
It was one of the other guys on the table.
He won't even I said, I'll dip my willy in it,
and they went, oh, don't do that, don't do that.
Put a chicken bone in it? You know, I don't
know do this stuff and don't a few. It's like
a lad on a stag do The thing is.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Now I brought that back up. Tom's gonna go away,
He's gonna stew on it. It's like, am I an idiot?
Should I have done that?
Speaker 2 (37:23):
Do you hate me? Now? That's what you're sayway, but
that's not the most amazing thing in this story is
So then Dom had his bad guineas. He's drinking it
and I'm laughing at I'm trying doing loads like bone jokes,
like oh come on, Liverpool, throw me a bone. Watch
a little and I'm trying to, like, you know, just
do a bone joke. And then he carries I'm thinking,
wears this bone. I can't see it in his pine
(37:44):
bloody hell. And then Bass has got his pad of
guineas and then basically goes puts it down table and
it's in bas his pint. I think it's a street.
You know you moved it? What you must have moved it?
Know that was happening, absolutely switching.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
So yeah, I got looking. I didn't choked, thanks.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Mate, Only dogs choking chu in that true broxy.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Oh there's a dog here, Okay, will he will he
come over Andy? This is Andy's dog.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Oh Andy, you're gonna be on camera. We're not paying
you for that period.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Dog. Look he's so gorgeous.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Look at the Oh my god, let's see what breed
is the Andy multipoo. You're a multiple multipoo?
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Is like me after a stromolics Tom?
Speaker 1 (38:30):
How can you possibly dislike dogs? Look at his cute
little face. He's like a car too.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
It's a little William. Just is is that like an
outside of the Willy? Is? Is it like? Focus on
his cute dog lipstick? Yes, so that's not his actual Willy.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Then Andy smells like your house?
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Lovely aroma boy, people have got and he's got a
cent aches out something. Anyway, here a good boy.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
Hello, he's scared.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
So what do I do?
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Do you want to hold him? I've got just well,
this is broxy everybody. He's going to be our mascot?
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Is he? Look at him?
Speaker 1 (39:05):
His loving We'll get him straight down the camera? Okay
that here, you gods?
Speaker 2 (39:09):
So how old's broxy? Seventeen weeks? Look, he's gorgeous. Multi
everybody does smell like does smell like ADDIE's house? Done it?
The dog.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Yeah, lovely, and it's her secret. How do you keep
your house constantly smelling nice?
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Oh? Okay, fine, don't talk about k like that.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Old school's lad therapy.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
Sad corner.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
Come on, anyway, do you know what We've rattled on
for long enough?
Speaker 2 (39:38):
We've got a stupid question of the week.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Oh have you got one?
Speaker 2 (39:41):
Well, we didn't answer last week's stupid question, which was
if your son was Hitler off your dad was Hitler,
what would you do? So, don what's your answer to
that question? I think of it.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
If it's Teddy'm letting him live.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Yeah, that's the I thought that it's going to be easy.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Let's turn this on his head. Would you be proud
we've gone on to lead millions of people mass jen aside,
I forget that bit. If it became a dictator, it's easier.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
You're right, it's easier to kill your dad than it
is your on son. So to answer the question is,
if you were your dad, you'd probably be all right,
wouldn't you If you you your dad.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Were going to But would it be like a back
to the future thing? Because if you go back and
kill your dad, you then don't exist, So then you're
not there around to be able to go back and
kill your dad.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
No, because you kill your dad after you're born. So
you're born, you're twelve year old, and your dad's just
about We should have stood it.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
We should have studied this, and look, let's go watch
some quantum leap and we'll work it out.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
Nobody going to touch anyway, so it's easily. You're bothering.
Why are you bothering?
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Because we're trying to do features when you the studio though,
is coming together as a share so I'm going to
I did have a stupid question forgot Should we do
a toss of coins for whose it is we got coin?
Speaker 2 (41:00):
Andy? Rock purposes a shoe? Okay? Shoot, why didn't were
left hand? Shoot? Yeah, that's what you say. Rock purposes
a shoe? All right, I've been shoot just one go
Rock Papo is a shoe. Yes, I went away. He
was a good one. Was a good one. All right? Well,
well and I'll say one to next week.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
So we Yeah, so we'll answer this next week.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Obviously. Have you actually got one?
Speaker 1 (41:22):
I've actually got one?
Speaker 2 (41:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
How do you think you would fare as another species?
How do you think you get on in life as
another species? Like if you were one of those species,
you know, like if you're one of those baby turtles
that's born on the beach and they've got to get
to the sea. Do you think you'd get to the
sea or you'd get eaten. I'm really lucky if we
get to see the thrive, like like a lion, if
(41:45):
you were lying. No, lions, they've got fight for the
territory all the time. They're constantly in fighting protecting their
the Serengeti or whatever.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
What do you think you do?
Speaker 1 (41:53):
Do you think you'd just be a little bit of
a lion and you'd be like, oh, fine, you take
the or do you think you get stuck in?
Speaker 2 (41:58):
I think we need to give the audience Dan, how
would you get on.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
As as something? But yeah, it's too broad. Where on
the spectrum do you think you'd be as the animal?
Like would you be like like if you were one
of those baby turtles that has that perilous journey you're
born on the beach and then you've just got to
make your own way to the ocean like a metaphor,
are you making it to the ocean? Are you going
to be born and you've got one of your flippers
(42:22):
is one key or something and you can't make it down.
Where are you on this or are you just going
to make it to the same become an elite turtle?
Speaker 2 (42:28):
You'll be on your own when you're going to see
what you know?
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Like because I was single, Yeah, I don't think they're
born with in relationships, don't.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
Unbelievable, just trying to.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Sorry, but yeah, how would you fare as a as
a turtle fight? But where would you be on the
pecking order? Would you be like a dominant party species.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
Or really stupid question?
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Exactly perfect stupid. Anyway, on that note, thank you very
much for listening. We will be back next week. Keep
an eye out for that Christmas special episode.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
We don't know when we're going to release it.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
There's a lot of editing to do because we do
not want any libel stuff happening, do it.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
No, he got a bit, yeah, got a bit lared. Yeah,
but on our it was us.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
By the way that it was us that caused eight shoes,
I think there was a really Gootually it was Tom
that caused issues.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
I did cause any is shoes. There was a good
bet I'll teaser. So what you said there was a
good bit about Don Christmas and I thought that was
a nice little section. It was sad, sad.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
I don't know why I said it.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
Maybe a time. So we've got three features. We've got
menimal mums as your dad's sad corner. Now yeah, stupid
qust tumor Christ.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
So, as you know, from the very first episode of
this podcast, we always said we don't know what it
is and we'll work it out. Guess what, Well, with
thirty episodes in or something, stunt fucking worked it out.
But we are getting a studio. It's getting there. Look,
they're in electric are in. This is not permanent, but
we have ordered a sign. We know exactly what we're
going to do with it. It's been mocked up before
(43:55):
being mocked up, so it's happening.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
It is coming.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
It'll be less echo in the future, audio quality will
be better, and it'll be less dusty because I'm pretty
certain I'm getting asthma, so I think it is so dusty. Anyway,
thanks for listening to this episode of Manhood. You can
get in touch with us on all of the social
media stuff. Send us your answers to the stupid questions. Honestly,
just sailor.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
Yeah, you know what, any email and they could you
send us an email cheer? Thanks Andy, we'll see you
next week. By Man
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