#29 - "Go on then lob it in lad..."

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And her bottom half is completely naked. Legs of kimbo.
She goes go on then lob it in. Lad God
is so echoing it? Yeah, it is, but it will
get better. Curtain carpet, shag, pow rug.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Every every time we're in here, though there's a little
there's an incremental improvement.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Do you want big lights on? Well, I think it's
too late. It's nicely, then turn them off.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
No, but I mean because we've done the set up
all the cameras based on the current lighting situation.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
That's true. But the studio is coming together quite nicely.
It is. Yeah, I've been away for weeks and I've
come back and it's it's on a nice surprise.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
We've got a nice bookshelf going in. Actually cant see
it on camera, so that was pointless.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Just gone to But yeah, this is this is another
pre season friendly. It is dom here.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Until the studios are ready. You're going to enjoy these
preseason friendlies, whether you like it or not.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, we're given to you. Yeah, but it's it's been
a good week. We've had We've had emails. I've been away.
I burnt myself on a pop tart, So that's what
you did for the whole week. Wow, that's nasty. It
was nasty. I was, I was.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
It was the morning I was taking Teddy for surgery
on his knee. Just had to have some screws out,
his finest laughing merger, and I put the pop tarts
in and I thought I was being clever when it
jumped out of the toast.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
I catch it. What are we on your own? Well,
you're on your own? Why do I need them? Well?
It was it was he an audience.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
No, just well, yeah, I was on my own kitchen
and it popped out. I just wanted to catch it,
and I caught it, and it's split in half and
on the jam and the ice.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
It was like lava stuck to my skin. So look,
it's bad. It's actually been in a knife attack. That bad.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
It's really bad, So be careful. He popped tarts, But
I took Teddy at the hospital for a huge bliss,
the boils of the flow.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
That's nasty. And I was a brave boy, and I
didn't even dangerous. You got cooled down for about three
days before you go anywhere.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah, it was dangerous, so yeah, be careful with pop tats.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
But anyway, your week was a little bit. You've been
to Florida, went to our Lando for a golf show specifically,
well all those specific area. Jealous it was terrible, but
it was so cold. When it's cold, of there is
you think it's not that cold, literally with shorts and
your parasol. Took shorts and t shirts. In America, they've

(02:31):
got snow in places that have never ever seen snow.
These people coming out of the house like like they've
never it's snowing in areas never snow before. I think
you're a jinx. Oh not, Why you go to.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Our Lando and it snows, it's freezing. Everyone's going, oh
my god, the end of times is coming by. You
miss a Bradford City game playing the best performance of
hadd in a decade.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
I were a bit good about that, but I wanted
Orlando for then I was somewhere else. So anyway, the
main thing about Orlando is we very nearly missed our
fly like this is this was the sort of number
of it. So Phil said, oh, it's Monday morning, we'll
set up at like half past six. We'll be all
right with loads of time. The flight was at half
past ten? Was it at ten? Anyway, it was around

(03:12):
ten o'clock, ten or eleven o'clock, so it's fine. Looked
at the traffic. It was a two hour journey to
Manaster Airport. What way, we're closed. So we're getting Phil's car,
he goes, I put my hand. It was late. We
put on his Hyundai sat nav. Okay, Now Hyundai sat
nav isn't attached to them in the internet takes you like.
So we ended up going through like little villages of

(03:34):
like Halifax, thinking it was a quicker route than going
on the motor. You just did what normally went through
a place called Jagga Green. Now Jagga Green is like
a single track road all the way through it, and
we got stuck in the middle with Tesla coming half
a seven of the morning and mean stressing out trying
it to the airport. Anyway, we got there.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
I can't imagine how annoyed you were at Phil when
he turned up late.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Oh yeah, it was well I was. I basically said
I'll pick up at as six. That's fine. Seven o'clock
comes in out here. So they went so then, but
the film message made did message in the morning saying
the flight has been changed to a bit later Enjoy
the Lion, Enjoy the Lion. But I didn't see that.
I read it later on. So I was still waiting
for him, thinking where is it wrung him on my way?
Twenty past seven? He got there so an hour pretty

(04:19):
much we're already hour behind. Anyway, we got there with
I don't know what is the flight? It's all I'm
going off is home alone too, And the fact that
they're sprinting to the gate now, But what is that
when they closed the plane?

Speaker 2 (04:33):
I don't they miss out a lot of steps. I know,
you don't seem going through secure care. Is it just
because it's pre nine eleven?

Speaker 1 (04:38):
I don't know, probably, Andy, What was it like to
fly pre nine eleven?

Speaker 3 (04:41):
You spare checking a curbside and do everything there?

Speaker 1 (04:45):
What what?

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Giv him your bag? And that's last you'd.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Say, Well, I feel like a security in America.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
And anyone you spare a walk off the street and
go to the gate. That's why I do it.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
In all episodes of Friends and stuff, they always see
him off or wait for.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Them and hug oh yeah right, the yeah out of
the gate, don't they Wow? They're changing world terrorism blood
because you know what's quite fun. Sorry to detract from
your story and we'll get back to it. But when
they raided bin Laden's cave, they found like loads of
pictures of like Averil loving. Yes, it's hard drive. That's
so weird. I saw the same tweet. I feel bad

(05:19):
that someone in common with Masa been louder. They were
like he was right into his like pop culture. Want
the Yeah, pop punk in the early two tho thousands.
Why would you want to bomb those guys? Yeah weird.
It's weird because I'm not into like Arabian culture.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, okay, I think, yeah, I know what you're saying about,
Like why was why he was he he lived in
Delivering America or the UK. Definitely had spent time in
the Western world.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Do you think it was just it was researching? Don't why?

Speaker 2 (05:50):
But don't you remember loads of pictures of Azama bin
Lad went around Who's like in flairs and not in
the nightclub, I mean like wearing flares. Don't blame an
on the sunshine, but like just enjoying Western culture. Yeah,
do you know what I think?

Speaker 1 (06:04):
I think it was my bombit.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
I bet it was a girl. I bet he had
his heart broken And it's it's switched in.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Yeah, he probably fancied the pants of a ravine. Yeah
you know what I mean, probably did only human But yeah,
back to Orlando. So we were like, what's the an
hour before you can check in it? So we got there,
were like five minutes spare to the desk to drop
the bag off, and dropped the bag off and the
guy the Virgil like that guy goes, you're not going

(06:31):
to get for the security crew puts a queue, puts
a sticker on our on our pass and our body pass.
So we get through security and at this point we've
got about five minutes to get to the gate, right
and it is literally where I am literally running through
the airport like if you ever ran through the airport
to get to get you see it. And it's literally
like home alone. But I'm the dad and feels like
lagging behind because he can't really run, so I'm running along.

(06:52):
It goes, wait, wait what it goes? I need a
bottle of water? When do we eat? Smith's? Okay, okay,
come going to do his Smiths And we went for
a bit of shopping in smith Sorry, I've got some
fishermen's friends. He got a bottle of water, and then
we carried on running. I was like, if we missed
this plane for a bottle of heavy on, I'm going
to absolutely cast straight. It sounds like a very stressful Anyway,

(07:16):
it got to the plane, we had like fifteen minutes
of bood time. I expected. I wanted to run onto
the plane and then drop all the boarding passes like
my parents ARENI, But I was like the dad and he,
but we got on them. It literally had nothing to drink,
sat down and it were fine, and we did our land.
It was a business whether they were terrible, it was
definitely a business trip. The first two we got there
on a driving range and I thought would be another

(07:37):
jolly and we could have half a day at Sea World.
But no, it won't want the kiss all. It were
literally like the Koreans like that arm, you need to
help us on this hand. And they only brought the
Koreans brought out of the ten Korean people that came,
only two of them could speak English to an American
golf show. They're going to sell these golf shafts. So
were they using Were you the salesman? We were the
salesman for America and everything else. There were three American

(07:59):
guys who were like and sufferable people. The Europeans didn't
want to talk to them because Europeans hit Americans, so
that we were talking to them. So the first day
on the Dragon Range intrrential sideways, rain were outside. Full
day Animal six, second day went Ninemal six, third day
with Ninmal six. And on this night of the second night,
when a meeting with the Koreans in a in an
Asian buffet restaurant, obviously like, well we're going to go

(08:22):
eat tonight night where we're going to go eat? And
the picture picked up this Asian buffy and I'm like,
why have you done that? We thought you might want
to eat Asian with Asians and I'm like racist. Yeah,
it was good steakhouse. No, it was horrible. The sweet
and sid would barbecue sweets. Our chicken was cold.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Yeah, but we spoke about this on a previous podcast,
Asian food in America different.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
But this is the way you were wrong because everything
on that buffet was what you can get in England.
It would deep fed sweet and sour chicken and it
were clap col anyway. As part of that meeting, they
said to us, so this is like ten o'clock at night.
They went right, what don Asian voice? He went, mister
park the head on show in Korean said, if you
guys to distribute the shaft into Europe, I want a

(09:02):
business proposal on my desk by six am?

Speaker 2 (09:07):
What so?

Speaker 1 (09:08):
I said to Phil And with a guy called Parker
that we knew came over and I was out over there.
I said to them too, I said, it's it's just,
it's just a time. Was he out at the buffet?
Were you You're out of the buffet? And he said
I want a business proposal by two am. Was this
like a nineteen eighties like Wall Street film exactly? So
I would like So Phil straight were like, we need
to do it. I said, it's just it's just a test.
I'm going out. I'm going to a couple of bars

(09:29):
and chins and our nose. I'm not messing about at
the hotel. And but then Parking like, no, we need
to do it, because he also works in the distribution.
We need to do it. So then they walked off
and I was like behind a really sad face. Parker
is a guy who was in Miami. He works for
a company who books some holiday to meet us at
the golf show and helped us. Helped us. Isn't it
like golf? And he works he works over the world

(09:49):
disputing a medical product, so it helped us sell these shafts.
So he was like business mode. So him and him
and philm like, we're going to go and do the
proposal on a spreadsheet, and I was like, what behind going?
I want to go to a barndary because around you
that's like the businessman. Already You're not you're on a
business trip. We made it.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
We made the same mistake when you took me up
to Scotland twelve yart with business. We turned up there
under the guys of a business trip, but drank for
a let. So anyway we got back to the drama,
back to the hotel. We sat in the bar doing
a spreadsheet. Those two were doing a spreadsheet, absolutely wet
in the pants.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
At one time. Filtered around me went, oh my god,
pack his spreadsheets skills are actually turning me on. Get
a live. So I ended up laying on the buffet
and Filters looked at me on the bench seating, but
Phil looked me, went you fed a party, and went yeah,
he went go to bed do you know what time
they finished that spreadsheet two a m. Anywhere, We got up,
went to the show, sat down to the laptop, did
the presentation. He put the put on a PowerPoint presentation.

(10:46):
They did a tense, sly PowerPoint presentation. Two am. Do
you know what he did? He looked at it went yep, no, right,
I don't think he thought you did. I think if
they were going to do that, it would test. So no,
he did look at a bit more so that business proposal.
They crunch the numbers for twenty five minutes, and he
looked at them for twenty seconds and he even asked

(11:06):
what the numbers were. That's that's the longest. And I
said that to him, I said it was just a test.
But I think we're past the test. You know what
they did.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
I think they blinded him with fact he's seen.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
It and gone, well, I said, right, make it up, right,
let's go, let's go, let's go to a bar, have
a few drinks, go on, ten minutes, make up done.
I said, you don't need to spend hours doing it,
but they spend.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
I was doing a fair player. They did They did it,
They did do it.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Yeah, and you know what, hopefully some good will come of.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
It when you because you edit this now, which is
if you don't know me and Tom. Tom never did editing,
so this is new that Tom edit says, when you.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Edit this, why I think it's boring. I think it's
really interesting. I think it's an aspect of my life.
It is.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
And do you know what fair play to Phil and
park If for pulling through and doing the work while
you napped. That was a story about your mates doing
work and you napping and eating.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
Anyway, so that we got back and then it was
straight to it later. But were you there when all
the Trump stuff was going on the inauguration? Yes, we
wore and apparently and this is where we bring Handy
in with miked him up. They didn't. They had it
inside because it was too cold. What the whole inauguration
and the traveled all that way? Didn't you Handy? Yep? Yeah,
did you get inside?

Speaker 4 (12:19):
I got to Washington Union Station and walked across the
street to a pub and sat there for eleven.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Hours in the pub.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
Traveled all that way, heard Bade and fly over on
the helicopter, got drunk, walked out of said station. Lots
of people going to balls and stuff. I never seen
so many people in black tie gear.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
And got on a train and went home.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
However, for some reason we nicked a big bear advertising
some beer cardboard cut out end up with that.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Where is it?

Speaker 3 (12:47):
It's coming on a train in Philadelphia someplace?

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Go back? So why what's the who did you go
to the origin with? Yeah? Why did you go? And
why did why did you go over to see the inauguration?

Speaker 3 (12:58):
Because it was cheap or not?

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Because you wanted to witness a bit of history?

Speaker 4 (13:02):
Well, plus, yeah, I didn't know anyone who had ever
been to an augeration. I've never been to Washington, and
it would her cheap.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Because in the films it stands, don't it? But on
that big column thing and is that late?

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Well he did that on his last inauguration dinner. You'red
your hand up and you swear your allegiance to the flag.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
That's Washington and that big cenotaph thing.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
Yeah, they were a tunder. They did it in this
time indoors because it was minus sixteen. It was absolutely fasy.
You would have got frostbite if you'd have stayed there.
But you couldn't get anywhere. There was eight five eight
foot high fences everywhere. You couldn't go from here to
b you had to do a full mile loop.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
So did you not even walk? Did you not get
a picture outside the building stuff? In Washington?

Speaker 2 (13:37):
No?

Speaker 4 (13:37):
I never saw the White House, right, I saw the
top of the Capitol Building. And that's sort of because
no building in Washington's.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
Like to be higher than the Capitol Building. Ah, look,
fact there for you.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
But I like rules like that. So did you when
you say go home?

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Did you go back to New York? We stayed in
New York.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
Well, Hubboken, which interesting has got one hundred and two
bars and restaurants and it's.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
The home of Corgan had spreading the New Hull cook
It sounds like from the book and sounds like old cooking.
I'm tired. I'm so tired.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Yeah, you jet like massively, jet like you jet like bandy.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
But how you're New York?

Speaker 4 (14:16):
For I was?

Speaker 3 (14:17):
I've got there Saturday night, day morning.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
I do like the idea of Andy's trip the planes,
trains and automobiles in America with your pals. Yeah, I
did as well, and then just ended up in a
pub and it all being a waste of time.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Never did never on TV, but the.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
TV crews were in our pub so we had Sky
News Australia.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Did you get an interview?

Speaker 3 (14:40):
Well yeah, kind of yeah, but this is what did
you say?

Speaker 1 (14:44):
We've got Andrew Taylor here and Graham from Great Britain. Andrew,
what do you think? Well, yeah, we've got Nick to
Bear over here, and I've got my brother.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
Was very likes there because he had a Brits for
Trump jersey and so they all.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Loved him Trump. That's clear. Did you buy a Maga hat? Yes?
Did you get me one? Like I asked forgotten maga hat?
Just a piece of history. Do you understand how controversial
under your opinion is over here to some people? Yeah,
I would. I've told some people and their reaction was

(15:16):
like what because Andy supports Trump? Yeah, I know somebody
who loves loves Donald Trump supports what it's for, like
his approached to politics, Like how did you see him?
Did you see Donald Trump signing off these like legislations.
You're doing a running commentary and he's just such a character.
Oh yeah, this is this.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
This is a big one.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
This is a big one. Oh, this is a big one.
It's a biggie, It's a bigger eleven million, eleven billion.
We're gonna leave in the w h O, we're gonna
believe in the Oh it's a bigger one. Oh yeah,
China and the Chinaman they pay so much. But it
was just it's you gotta watch it. Don this YouTube
video of it. He talks through every single thing he's
signing off. Now you'd never get that. You never get
the Prime minister, you know, key stammer signing off things

(15:59):
and then vocal.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
But don't you supposed to have like meetings about that.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Well, I think the boy had meetings and because it's
it was his first. Now now he's in the office,
he's getting stuff done. Now he's literally signing stuff.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
It was a record number I think by them. His
first hundred days did ten executive orders. He did over
one hundred of his first hour twelve hours?

Speaker 1 (16:20):
But it is that?

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Is that efficiency? Or is he irresponsible?

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Is a businessman? Is ready to go? They've left the
Parish climate car climate Carder treaty to save loads of money.
They're not remember the debate show anymore, which shaves.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
Them loads of him in COVID, So he hates them.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
There you go. There is reasons for him doing it.
Everything's very transactional to him in it and a business
like Yeah, but I honestly when you tell people, oh yeah,
because his people who absolutely hate the guy don't.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
It's like, now he's got the public sector. If you
work for government, you have to go into the office
ninety five every day.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
I can't disagree with it, can you?

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Yeah? No, when you when you're bought down from his points,
A lot of it is common sense. Do you know
what I mean? I'm I'm fifty fifty. Do you know
what I mean? Don't? I don't really know? Yeah, is
it what would you say you were?

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Yeah, probably fifty to fifty because some of the stuff
you hear, like where he's talking about like these organizations
that are just rinsing money off you but you're seeing
no return or you you know, like that World Health
Organization if they pumped a load of money, America pumped
a load of money into it like we do, and
then it fails. Yeah, then you think you want your
leader to be like, we're not having that. We're not

(17:27):
having that, yere because in our I don't know much
about politics, but politics in our country it does seem
to be that there's a lot of just helping yourself,
like the whole, the whole thing with the medical.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
We are getting into a subject.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
We don't know the whole thing with the medical on
the grand scheme of things, So we're like average Joe
of the streets. So we're hearing this stuff and that's
what where your opinions formed it. So that's quite dangerous
for politics. And I think when you're hearing stuff about like, oh,
well the conservative government spent billions on a load of
equipment that they couldn't actually use, my first instinct is, well,
that's really bad.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Yeah, so they're Uselessly they're useless, but it's hard in it.
It's we get into a rabbit all here out with
because we are not educating. Is about to come up
and we're going to lose to our hundred listeners, which
bleeds me on. We've got emails. Should we do emails?
Let's do emails to emails where we had four emails

(18:23):
don this this week, thank you so much for really
We've also now got What's happen number which I'll read
that which might be easier for you. But when the
first one came and I'm like so excited because it
just it just said up, lads in subject line somber
reading them all out because there's definitely a theme.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
What so you want to read them all out at
once and then respond they're not We're not going to
respond to them one at a time.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Well, there's the three meals, but one of the reply
to himself. No, I replied, right, so one of them
is from you. I'm replying to them all, I replied
to the last one. But I'm literally saying, go and
get into conversations with them now, friend, it's basically pempals.
I'll just I'll try and be quick about it. Lads,

(19:07):
just this is from Lewis Gillett. Gillett, I think the
like of mentioned Actually yeah, maybe just mentioned the name
and they do a brief overview. This is Lewis Gillup.
Lad's listening and you just mentioned it's coming to ten
years since the Chelsea game. One memory I have is
a group of Malia loyally in the summer of twenty fifteen,
the morning after a big night and us all laughing
to the podcast and this guy is twenty eight. What

(19:30):
they all listen to it when in Malia. That's quite nice.
You're more very Laddy better than won't we very Laddy banter?

Speaker 2 (19:38):
But what people do people don't realize it is I
mean even Andy when we've when after games, we've been
at the pub with them during that time, is how
it's just we're not actually Laddie.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
And then probably we're pretending to be lady to to
really grow an audience. Yeah, exactly, this is from James Buttery.
It's highly likely I'm your only viewer in New Zealand,
meaning he watches on YouTube. Thank you. That's a double
edged sword, he put. Yes, that's right. The time line
that at the bottom of the world. I mean, I
do know when he was in love the pot and
watch it religiously. When I was born in Bradford and

(20:12):
moved to New Zealand when I was fifteen, I started
falling bands banter. It was back keep up the good work.
I thought you would both find it funny that one
of your one hundred views is randomly from New Zealand.
And I replied to that, telling him a story. My
best mate might be moving to New Zealand and we've
started to chain on that one. Stephen Dransfield all right,
Lad's longtime listener, first time call I loved Bandon's banner

(20:32):
as a Chickens fan, but this new podcast knew it's
taking you three years to get to the we now
have structure stage, and we still don't. He's right, He's right,
three years been doing this. Not else to say, tom
you bought my golf club because they were left handed.
My kids say that's my only claim to fame. Anyway,
Please don't stop doing it, even though don moans about

(20:52):
it so much, which is quite annoying, actually, but Tommy,
you don't say that, Tommy are great and you're really
on the best, Ryan Howard and last one now then,
lad just dropping in email to say that I'm a
listener and you don't know me list although domb and
I did work together briefly at his Ryan Howden, so

(21:13):
it's not your only close friends who are interested in
what you have to say. Keep up, fellows and love
with the regular output recorded and we will listen. Feel
the dreams that should be on a sign, thanks Ryan,
because and we will listen.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
But I mean things are getting better. I think we
feel like these are pre season friendlies, like we spoke
about last episode, because we're in a bit of disarray
at the moment. But we're bringing in someone to help
us with structure because we've realized that we're probably neuro diverse.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
We're not very good. What does that mean? Which can't
be asked.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
No, I think we've got a problem with being organized
with this and we're mentally I know your problem actually
is that there we go well, like we said, you
don't you don't know how podcasts, and we vault into
we did it. It used to be all right, just
rock up and talk about ship. Now people are people
have got.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
We're getting organized. That getting organized.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
We are look at this. We've got a lovely studio.
That's really we We'll fix that. The shelves are up.
We're gonna put memorabilia up there. It's it's gonna be fine.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
We get in there.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
We're gonna we're gonna have topics every week. We're gonna
re launch with an episode with the kids. And I
feel like we make an episode where we probably it's
going to be better every couple of episodes.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
But I think that's just the beauty of in it.
We need to give them WhatsApp number. So do you
want to do like a jingle? And I've got this
new mean thing now. So what you can do is
like so you say, we're talking about like Donald Trump
and stuff like, that's why I did it. But it's

(22:46):
loads of stuff in here.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
I don't really know, but I have I've found the
soundboard from our very first one we do breakfast.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
So the number is seven nine five one four eight
seven four double five. Contact us there or but by
your email, which is manhood pot at gmail dot com.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
And thank you so much for your emails and for
persisting with us, despite the fact it is all over
the place. I mean, if you think this is chaotic,
you should see inside my head.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
I watched it. I watched a brain surgery last before
I flew actually, and that was amazing. Well, they didn't
didn't do it right on TV. So they took us
school out and they cut it in a way. They
come put the school back on. All right.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
I thought you meant that they'd like accidentally scooped out
the wrong bit of brain.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Well, they were trying to hit nate nerves. He goes
he got scabbold and he was if he hit that bit,
she would be paralyzed. If if if if it hit
that bit, you'll wake up with for an accent and
if he hit that bit, she'll be like she'ld have
a stroke and that's it. And he was working in
the middle of.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
It, because I've seen them that they'll get someone to
play guitar or someone they hit the wrong.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Nerves, that's it.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
I find that you find the fragility of our lives too.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Usually took it out and took it off, and then
they were like, oh god, I can't get it back
on it.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Like when you cut the top of a pumpkin, it
too small and you try and put it in and
it just goes all the way from long so that.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Like make something out some resin and put it back on. Anyway,
I want a trick about that. It's out of season.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
But when you're cut in a pumpkin, cut the bottom
off instead of the top, because then you still get
the stalk on top. And if you accidentally cock up
the whole, size it because it's on the bottom. So
you can just put a candle in there, and oh
does it pull most of the roots out of it
better as well?

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Yeah, yeah, it's loads better cut in the bottom out
to remember remember that for October.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
So yeah, also in nine, four, eight, seven, four or
five five and you say the number F to me.
You forgot to remembered it. Yeah, just sit out twice
oh seven nine four eight seven four eight sevenfordable five,
foordable five, normal charges apply. I imagine free.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
You're one of those contracts where you get like three text.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
So what'sapp would be good? And if you watch something
it we've got a separate phone. We've got a Berner
phone here for the actual emails and WhatsApp. So yeah,
get into it. Exciting, right, I've got something to give you,
but I've forgotten it. But I've got something else to
give you. So you watch a squig game. Yeah, I
watched the first series. Do you know do you know
the game where they cut out the umbrella? Yeah, the

(25:10):
Koreans give me a load of them. They Yeah, I
tell you what.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
Those Koreans have latched onto a usp andy.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
It's unbelievable. At the show, they were more bad about
them than the golf chefs and sold out. No, I've
got something else. So these are foreign kitkats. This is exciting.
So we've got kit cat peach. Oh, I've seen it.

(25:37):
Do you know what kitcat matcher?

Speaker 2 (25:38):
I've seen a lot of people who are successful on
YouTube doing this?

Speaker 3 (25:43):
So what we do?

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Are we taste testing? Right? Have you got anything? Have
yould to talk about this week? Have you DoD no notes?
Now over them? Burning my finger on? That's you? Aly know?
Did you make a note of that?

Speaker 2 (25:54):
No?

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Well, Bradford City doing doing well? What I actually kind
of thought and I'm hoping and when you help can
bring the structure. And I think we should do ten
minutes to at the end of every episode.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
That's how we started our career and then we turned
it all into bout Do you remember that show? We
said let's do ten minutes of and then someone said
just do the bit about Bravitcity.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Well, I think we should this man think I've jumping
you don't just don't don't finger because you're gonna give andy. Well,
do you know what I thought? You should watch what
you like with foreign food? Oh dear, I'm back on the.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
Subject of surgery. Actually, I saw a sorry I saw
I saw I don't mind at work. His his wife
had been ill and I'm not going to go into
load of detail about it, but it showed me a
video online of what the surgeon did and it was
all robot. It was little hands and it's going in

(26:50):
there and it's like doing surgery, just a robot. So
sitting there watching a screen with popcorn.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
The thing is now though the surgeon, it won't even
be surgeons behind the computer nerds be gamers operated because
the people that will be expert in the machine, an
engineer wouldn't be necessarily be expert in the operation. Yeah,
that's right. I think these surgeon's probably a lot more.
I think the surgeons have to like love. Also, there's
a margin forever that a robot is just not going
to get. So a robot's gonna go and and all

(27:20):
of a sudden, if they see something that they're not
expected to, like, if the spleen can pops into shot,
you know, from a better movement, the spleen comes.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Into Yeah, yeah, that is weird. How know, if it's
something that shouldn't be there, like an anomaly.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Exactly what if like they've had something to eat and
it's unusual what's in the stomach.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
I mean, I'm sure they've probably ironed a lot of
that stuff up. But it does like AI, when you
ask AI to create a picture, it can't do hands.
But they're expecting AI to operate on someone's brain.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
On the on the problem Again, this makes a good
value point. When they cut opening this guy's stomach, look
for his cancer. There were one little bit of the notice,
but then he looked it was it was riddled. So
how does the how does the how does the robot
deal with that? Well, they'll tell it always riddled. You
need to go and get more of it. I just
I just think that I think that anyway, you kick

(28:10):
let's let's let's do this taste?

Speaker 4 (28:12):
What what?

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Whatever is this pink one? Cause it's all in foreign
it's strawberry or beach is his career? It's actually Japanese
save a little bit, Brandy.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
Isn't it weird though that the kick cat was invented
in York? How have the Japanese adopted it?

Speaker 1 (28:27):
You really really give it a sniff?

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Are you.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Do do a bit of that for the A spr audience?
Is that the right word? A spr s? Mr? Thank you? Mr?
Do you know what?

Speaker 2 (28:44):
I just don't like perfumed food? Taste like perfume? I'll
take this to Andy.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
You give and give Andy a finger that mm hmm.
The problem is all right. This is one of those
scenarios where if it's not broke. Don't fix it, and
I'd suggest a kit cat. It's perfected over hundreds of years.
It's perfect by Yorkshiremen, right yeah. Do you know they

(29:11):
also invented the lion bar in York? Is Nestle, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Well, it wasn't at the time. Is kick Nestley just
bought it all out. It used to be macintoshes or
something Macintosh a kit cat? I think, so yeah, and
do what you're thinking. Have some Google You couldn't put
in a cup of tea fruit? Right?

Speaker 1 (29:31):
What's his green one? Matcho? This is match everyone's into
that at the moment out there. Get the camera close
in his face when got camera members a battle zooming
on them, it smells like tea. Will you just take
the full finger now and all of it. That's it now.
Don't say I need to give him to Handy because

(29:52):
I don't need to give your second finger to Andy.
Get it all in. It's very he's got it in
his mouth now. It's like earthy.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
But it's like someone's dropped fish food on soil and
turned it into the shape of a kit cat.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
I knew you described it really well. You've got the
sort of brain that could dress scared that incredibly well,
see I was thinking plastic scene. Yeah, it's got a
bit of that. They saw dust dust the chocolate. Why
are people so into matcha? You know what? What message secrets? Yeah,
it's supposed to be good. It'll be it's supposed to
be good for you. Tea in it? But that was

(30:35):
that one's ringing in it? The match one?

Speaker 3 (30:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (30:37):
So what's this one? I don't know. This one's like
a creamy color. I think it's sushi. It might be
cooking in cream or something. It smells what is that smell?
What's wrong? On nose? You will be sticking it with
your nostrils in a minute. There's so much hair in there. Yeah,
there isn't that I can see. For the SMR guys

(31:01):
out there, really is okay? Anybody listening into a SMR
Oh seven ninety five one four it's seven affordable five.
That's what's that number? If you are, can you tell
us how it feels to listen to noises? I can't
work it. How was it like custody cook's cooking and cream? No?

(31:25):
I don't know. See if Andy can figure out witchid
grub flavor, the match will be bringing one. It really bad.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Smells like your mate's house, you know when you've got
around your mate's house and had a different smell. Yeah, yeah,
because they use different soap powder. Everyone's got a scent ant,
even the Trumps, I find I think people. I think
every family's Trump's got a certain smell. Oh, I thought
you meant the Trump family. I bet they smell exquisite.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
To be fair, they smell of we have the money.
There you go. What do you think the taste that.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
There's something like that over here?

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Cookies and creaming it?

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Yeah, it is a bit cookies and creamy. But I
thought tasted a bit like custard. Yeah, yeah, I don't
think that's for the UK market, which that.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Match was terrible. I brought loads of American sweets back
for the boys, which is kind of old hat now
because we can you can just go to fixed the
stores and get the exact same sweets without the cost
of the flight or the tacks or the tip. And twinkies.
My boys love twinkies. Do they disgusting twinkies all over them?
If they've got creaming and a shelf life of ten years?

(32:36):
This summer? Not right about it?

Speaker 2 (32:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Really really obsessed with him.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
Yeah, because Teddy thought he'd love them after watching on
YouTube and there they didn't like him. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
You know, it's hard bringing a twinkie over because it
starts it enters your suitcase as a twinkie, but it
comes out as if we can pancake savy pancakes.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
Technically you shouldn't bring it back because they haven't got
dairy in it.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Yeah, I guess I didn't bring any back. I went
to fix my stars, like I said, I went to
fix his stares and I did a genuine import Do
you know what?

Speaker 2 (33:05):
That's actually a show quite like on TV the have
you seen it on Sky? It course called like border
Force or something, and it's just like Chinese people trying
to get into Australia, mostly in Australia, but they're really harsh,
like a little a little like old like elderly Chinese man.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
He's walking. He has been really friendly to the camera.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
Crew, going hey, little like let's die in Australia. And
they opened his bag and there's apple and then right,
get out, get country. You're six thousand pounds fine and
like this and they get him into a room when
they don't do a Pidgy English to the.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Were you evil? And the guy's like, what what do
you need to cantry? You need in the door chain? Bigger?
You're flaming And they were really bad. They literally it's
so hard to get into Australia, like as even to stay.
You know, you've got to really prove yourself, haven't you.
My brother had to. You have to be a qualified

(33:56):
teacher and they were about to kick him out. Were
in fact, I'm pretty sure you will legal at one stage.
And it's the really in the track everybody. So it's
really hard to go under radar. Where my cousin cut out.
He went to America and two week Holaday and never
came back. Did he have I think it's all you've
got to say now is I voted Trump? And they're like,

(34:18):
all right, literally he's got the right stories. We go
on podcast, I'll cut out his name. Went to America
two week older, his mum and dad and they went right,
come on, let's go on back up staying here, stayed
and just like literally lived cashing hand under radar and
and then anyway, and he ended up in prison in
the Riker Prison, one of the hardest prisons. And can
he bat me up on this story.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Island wait wait, wait, hang on a minute, You've got
a relation in an American prison.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
It was that is now back in the UK, and
you never told this story before. He's unbelievable. He's got
he's got some right stories. And then did you ever
go see him in America? Andy?

Speaker 3 (34:50):
But I remember him coming back?

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Yeah, So we went to go see him and he
basically lived in like a shanty hut in Orlando, like
a cooka beach and he just said, I remember in
and there was seven hammocks in the garden where I was.
I don't know, that's what I remember. It was like celebrity.
I'm a jungle celebrity. But yeah, he just he went
like and then ended up with a really cool American
accident because I think he got some with his throat

(35:12):
and he's like, yeah, you're doing guys.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
But I think when you do spend time around like
people for a long time, you do pick up their acts.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Well they went young. I think you were like seventeen,
did the imagrond like imagine you to contend it away
and going I want to stay your dad, and you're like, yeah,
good on anyway, No, he went on there with his parents,
and his parents just left it. This. I could have
embellished this a bit, but I'm almost certain they went
on a two week old and then he didn't come back.
I'm almost certain of it because he was illegal over there.

(35:40):
But anyway, he went through the process. I think he
became eventually came legal. That caught him, took up on
a prison with some of the one of the worst
prisoners in American Ranker Island. Any prisoner on Ireland is
gonna be pretty bad in here. If you've got to
put prisoners on an island, they're gonna be the worst
out there because they've got to swim to get off. So, yeah,
that's now. He lives in elland can we get him
on and that's him yet because we'll try.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
But we spoke about prisoners before, saying that we wanted
to get someone who'd be in a prison forgot it existed,
and he's been in prison for something that's not like
that bad. I wouldn't want to get someone on doing
something really.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Well, not in that bad. And in fact ask him
because he's he just wanted a long holiday. Yeah, I
ask him because it might it might, it might not
be he might not appreciate me telling the story, but
I mentioned his name and no one else knows. Listen, no,
listen to the podcast and no one knows him. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
I don't think whole Man Security are listening or regard
to the borders.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
I think they're busy.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
So weird taste left in my mouth by that perfumed one?
Do it tastes like those fake perfumes? You know, those
replicas that just pop up on Instagram all the time.
It seems that loads of people now just making replica.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Perfume, that's what. And his carpet were cleaned with. Oh yes,
savage and want real swas you imagine how much that costs.
He was the whole bottle and his carpet clean and
the carpet guy went, what fragrance do you want on it? Yes?
With but I bought those.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
I fell for the Gate three for thirty quid and
they did the one that I wear all the time,
boss bottles. I was like, I'm going to try it, honestly, mate,
it smells discuss. They smell nothing like the original. They
feel potent on your skin. I thought supposed to be
really good. Yeah, well, obviously the adverts say that, but
I've got them. They smell so bad. A right, Yeah,
they have one of them. I'll bring one for you mate,

(37:26):
you'll hate it. Yeah, you don't do all the ones
I like. I like to one too, like a bit
of beer, buddy.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Yeah, I've got to. I've got two, one, two. I
don't have it on at the moment. Twelve.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
I think someone bought Teddy like a range of fragrances
for a Christmas.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
I dropped my bottle two and two before I went
on holiday. And you know there's a magnet inside it,
very powerful man. Yeah on the lid. Do you wear
too one too? But I wear too one? We should
fragrance up. That's a bit said that in it. But
I like to differentiate between the friends. Yeah, but I
didn't realize you were that you were every day. I
think you bought it because I've got it. You musty
didn't You didn't?

Speaker 2 (38:02):
You did?

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Yeah? You did.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
I remember having the conversation about to on two. So
what when we're in when we're in Scotland, I hang
on a minute, did you buy beard beard wax as well?

Speaker 1 (38:14):
You did? Really? You must up every day? I do
like to smell all right here, even if I myself,
I don't have to waste it suit for a night out.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
Yeah, that's true. It's a bit of a waste. But
I have like daily rider like one that I'll wear
every day. Yeah, two and two that's for special occasions.
The Bosses for Aquada Palmer is my favorite, but that's
well expensive, it sounds and I've got a dorm alone
line Basil and Mandarin.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
That's dom alone was knock off t K Max. You
know alone and don't you you? Only sex is good,
it's well nice. It's lime line Basil and Manda in
his mouth like a summer fragrance of lime basil and man,
it's not and in it nice.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
Yeah, I get one four nine I think is more masculine.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Sick burn, right. I think we're nearly done, but I
do would have went on a bit. Oh we're going
to the punkrol on Barns on Friday. ADHD kicking in
mid sentence, undiagnosed, I haven't got it. I'm going to
get you.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
I saw a hoodie on the Instagram. Now then I'm
going to get you with it, says undiagnosed. But there's
definitely something wrong. I thought that that's got tom all over.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
I thought about the say adhd in Denial. Andy said
something downstairs this morning which made her remember the story.
He said, he said, like a little bit off. It's
part of the biggest story which we're going too. But
it does remind me a story of my mate was
at Uni in uh we can't remember. He just listened
to this actually, And anyway, if we answer with Southampton, anyway,

(39:48):
at Uni and his mate pulled a bird the night
out and I'd like, I think, I like to think
you're a Northerner. Are you doing to say something? I
really don't like the term bird? Oh yeah, it feels disrespectful,
but I'm saying it in a way. For the story,
I would say, pull the woman, because it's a laddie story,

(40:09):
getting into character and get character. Pulled a bird, you
know what I mean? And a few fruit shouts. Anyway,
So pulled this woman a girl, and she went northern
and she's a bit rough around edges, and took her
back to his halls of residents in the bedroom and
in the bed small holes redden. It's only there's only
a bed in there that's used have a bed and
a desk. So and then and there's a on sreeze.

(40:31):
There's a bathroom there. So she's she sits on the
edge of bed like this, and you know what you're doing,
you is, I'm going to go to tole Yeah, no problem,
no problem. So she's you're getting where she's from. And
he goes into toylet work and fresh himself, might have
a shower, I character fully remember story. Fished himself out,
comes out of the toilet and she sat on the
edge of the bed and her bottom half is completely naked,

(40:54):
legs a kimbo and she goes go on then lobby
in lad class. Now this is where I'm so body
laughing at this point at the pub, he's telling me this.
So wherever we are, I'm so body laughing. I can't
remember what happens. Now in my head, I think it's

(41:15):
retracted so frount his body and think I told her
to put a close and leave, or he did actually
do the deed. That is absolutely discussed. But some people
are like that dumb. Some people go on sing And
when I sitting that slip, oh my god, it sounds

(41:38):
like happy downstairs. It really brought back memories of that story,
and I'd like to get her on the that I'd
like to get on the podcast and you know you're listening,
you're listening, you know who you are, you know you
are listening to That is the worst things I've ever on.
Get your mad on phone, get in touch with her,
with her on the pod. I want to ask her,
why the hell would she describe it like that? Yeah,

(42:02):
it's weird, Yes, it's very you're dating stories going privately.
Can't you talk about the latest one you mentioned today? Right? No,
especially when you say the latest one talking about Sorry,
I'll rephrase that. Think the things are gotta fine. Yeah,
it's going really well. Thanks good? Yeah, very very closed book,

(42:25):
aren't you? Here's anything? So more so the single guys
out there who really like your advice, they get this.
I don't want to right you know how things are.
I can't.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
I don't want to go into too much detail too soon.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Okay, there's a guy on the Traders who reminds me
of you. He's insatiable, is fine? Oh yeah, that's very glad.
You've got it all going on, mate, Other than your patience,
not your patience, your attention span.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
Do you know what I I genuinely my dream is
to find a woman. Stop lovely bit of business there, Tom,
that's good. No, who will who's nice and sweet and kind?
I need peace in my life, Donna, you do, and
I need someone who's gonna introduce piece in my life.

(43:13):
There's a lyric by the Beach Boys. Actually I remembered
where he's talking about how he's met a woman and
you might be you. You've probably got this with Abbi,
how she softens his life. He says, I love the
way you soften my life. That's nice in it, and
I want that. You what the Beach Boys were thinking about.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
You need it.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
You can have someone who's a female version of you. No, no, no,
that's true.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
But what I would also like is a girl who
if we're going out, oh we go to I don't know,
a museum or something. They're gonna be willing to listen
to the random facts I'm going to throw out about
stuff patience.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Yeah, but I want them to like, do you want
them to be interested in the facts or just give
you your service?

Speaker 2 (43:52):
Well, it'd be nice if they respond. I think it
had wear thin after a while.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Though. Weird you say that because I'll have bit of
self awareness? Abby is the direct she's the opposite of me.
But she is kind of perfect in my scenario. For example,
with the late Street this weekend, and we went with
six of the couples who were all pretty really nice people,
but middle of the middle of the road running them,
running the mill, run of the mill couples, really nice,

(44:16):
but nobody to out there, nobody to introvert. And so
basically I was the entertainer for the weekend because I
was the one, you know, doing the games, doing the
music quizzies. So I was dancing in the kitchen, the roll.
At one point I was dancing in the kitchen. All
six of them was watching me, just laughing at it.
I was basically a dancing monkey. And I looked at
Abby and I'm asaious. It was just like, like just
just so much tolerance for it. Yeah, I know, but

(44:37):
this is that, this is what I think I didn't
annoy you. Actually she actually liked it.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
You know, so many people myself, including in the past,
and looking for the exact match got be like me
when an actual fact you won't sort of opposite.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Yeah, but your then diagram meets in the middle. That's it.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
Like Abby probably had tamed you a little bit because
on a night out without Abby, whoa whoa unbearable that
But but she levels.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
You out, definitely levels in a good way though, But
both grafters. Yeah, so that your ven diagram meets in
the middle, and I can bring around love Greek food,
I can bring her out of her shell as well,
you know what I mean. Like, so she might be
a bit not so sure about this. I care for it.
You care for her, Yeah, of course I do.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
It's a weird thing to pick up on. That's the
point you want to pick up.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
I just think she really cares for me, and I
don't always give it care.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
But opposites came together. Your personalities are opposites, aren't they.
Abby is quite your rowdy come together. The ven diagram
meets in the middle forms a beautiful love rowdy.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
If you just see me in that kitchen dancing away
and any great moment of realization that I'm literally just
an animal, I'm for doing the pods now and they're
all just like I can't say that's a Russian dancing
it well, the thing that happened was Ukrainian dancing.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
And Andy's been through Andy and I have spoken about
this when we've worked on Like Gone on shoots together.
And Andy's been divorced as well. I mean, like I
said that, and is that all right? That public knowledge?
I'd forgot that and and is divorced, but now Andy's
met someone for the rest of his life. Similar what
what what? What do you say your relationships like? And
they do meet in the middle like a ven diagram sometimes?

Speaker 1 (46:14):
What was it? Did you mind when you when you're
on your jonnts to inaugurations? Does she mind?

Speaker 3 (46:21):
I shouldn't bother?

Speaker 1 (46:22):
Did you saying? Andy, there's been a roof in the
other kitchen ceiling for months a week in the kitchen
seating not a roof, so he had a light replaced.
You've got to listen to when your friends are all
you just said, there's a roof in the kitchen ceiling.
This is an audio based in the kitchen ceiling.

Speaker 4 (46:42):
I can't get that fixed anywhere because the decorator has
got to finish it.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
Tom's half sharing. We've found a new decorating with passing
him around as well potentially before and.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Tag it onto the job, right, I think we don't,
but I think I think it's I think it's nice
as a man.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Sorry to acknowledge those feelings. Yeah, and is this sad corn?
It's not sad? Is it's nice every week? Nothing sad happened. Yeah,
you're right, I'm not. There's anything that happened to you.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
Ned thing.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
No need to air some grievances. Really just really tired today.
Voices voices struggling. But that's not stop. I've been tired.
It's probably not that bad from Johunting Orlando. So no
sad corner this week because we've been very reflective. But
we should talk about bould say, last ten minutes. I'm
not doing ten minutes on Brava City. What do we do?
Let's start. We could just put a timer on it.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
Well, you missed an absolute better of the game, didn't
he There were there were there was. They were so good,
like unrecognizably good. Walsall started first minute and you fought
up you a minute way, we're getting our Arses back
to here, and then we scored and all of a
sudden it's like Warsall.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Didn't even want to win. So they actually started very well.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
Yeah, there only for a few minutes, and all City
fans around we're going settle for a draw, settle for
a draw, and then it just changed it to me
that I like to call him the quadrant. That quadrant,
Cavanah pointing Sasavich Partison, the quad the diamond is unbelievable
in it. In fact, I've got a question for you,
and this is really on topic on debate. It's going

(48:19):
to get listeners engaged, those that would see your fans
riled up. If Andy Cuk was available and available to start,
would you put me back in the team right now?

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Interesting?

Speaker 2 (48:29):
Good question because we do seem to play better without him.
Grimsby Warsaw brilliant performances didn't have.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
Andy Cook exactly what you're doing, don't. We've got the
plan now, but better than planning. So Andy Andy saying
he'd put Anny Cook back in if he was available
now we've just got a plan. Well, I don't think
I think it's an authorsday planet.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
People say that they don't think Kavana does much, and
Kavana is a bit you know, if you're chocolated, eat himself.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
He loves himself more than he does. Why don't choking
and you you'd buy and you'd buy some.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
That's a sore point that I'll talk to you about
off air. Actually, he'll be quite interested in what I've
got to tell you.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
But sorry, I just I feel really bad now. But
it's it's what was I saying?

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Yeah, Cavanah loves himself, but he does a lot of
running and he did get an assist, at at least
one assist, was it?

Speaker 3 (49:20):
He presses well off the board and it does a
hard work off.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Yeah, well they all do all that right really quick.
We're running out of hard drive space.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
Howay, No, I got fifty one hours left?

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Is that hours? I thought it was minutes hours?

Speaker 3 (49:32):
All right?

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Fine, okay, then settling get some more matchic kick cats in.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
Yeah, but ultimately they were really good. There's not a
player really that put a foot wrong. Yeah, Sam Walker,
he saved the penalty and brilliant and at that moment.
I'll talk about that in a second. It did look
really shaky though, didn't he hand it coming to claim stuff?

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Nervous?

Speaker 3 (49:55):
Yeah they're a big side as well.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Yeah, they've got a big center forward. He won't come
in for stuff.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
But anyway, he settled into the game confidence that. But
a friend of mine's dad passed away earlier last week,
Danny Barber, and there it was a raise on the
sixty fifth minute.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
I don't know if you've seen this. No Fel told
me about it though.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
But this is like, I mean, I'm not a spiritual guys,
you know, but I was like shuck on the sixty
fifth minute, awful time in Bradford concede a penalty and
I'm thinking, oh my god, my mate, because so we're
were going.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
To clap one't there?

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Yeah, so my mate was there at the game with
his family. Yeah, so I was My first thought is
that is that could not have been worse time and
they'll be gutted. Yeah, Bradford City fans just all stood
up and started clapping. Gradually, it just got the whole
stadium started rippling, and I think a lot of fans
probably thought that this was like some sort of non
putting off technique. Yeah yeah, but it was beautiful moment,

(50:47):
like really moving and then he saved the penalty.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
That's mental limit.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
This is all before the sixty sixth minute as well.
So in the sixty fifth minute, we're all clapping, wars
all take the penalty and it's saved, and I cannot
tell it.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
Was fucking for not money. It felt incredible, but it
did you and what like what like, you say, what time?
And do you think it helped Sam Walk in some way?
If you him up?

Speaker 3 (51:08):
I think that's the first penalty saved all season.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
As well, there you go. We won't know what to
do next time.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
I feel like that's a harsh criticism when I'll say, oh,
finally he's saved the penalty. What finally he saved a
professional football from kicking a ball from twelve yards? You
know what?

Speaker 1 (51:21):
That is such harsh criticism. Well, don defending of Walker
and THEO said on the billboard behind we've got a
new elect and he said as he saved the penalty,
he said something like, oh, be a hero, be here,
be your own hero. Macron the bit.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
Bright though compared to the score you noticed, Yeah, it
was really really bright and distracting. And it's broken already,
a few pixels out.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
The classic Bradford get reported that, and I get fixed
this week, Thank you, Andrew from the inside. So it
just behind the goal the electric bo Yeah, it's a
plan to get him all the way around. Andy.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
I also know the second hand.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Got to warrant you with that. So what are we
just waiting for a club to sell theirs? I'm not
being fun of though, but they do the right thing.
I feel like buy second hand.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
I feel like the EFL might pick up on that
because he's only behind one goal, which surely just makes
one goal more distracting than the other.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
Sorry, hanging a minute, it's not behind both goals.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
Have one goal for the camerangle the TV as well.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Okay, so they're buying them a side at a time.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
But I think I think on the second hand, we
sold the Midland Road stand, remember to.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
A club wholes down the stand like like flat pack.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
Yeah, some non league club bought years ago.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
Which they are cowshed. Yeah, we should go visit find
out which could will go visit? It's probably gone now.
It were rotten then the right swingle there.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
It's a bit rusty. So what you've paid now what
it wasn't a lot of It was like kind of moldy.
And I didn't know you could buy old stand. I
know you can buy old conservatories, but I know you
can build stand.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
I think they said they sold it, but they actually
just put it in the east stand the what was
it symphony or whatever, it's repurposed symphony.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
I love our football fan called the stands from names
from when they grew up. So we we call it
symphony stand. It's not even be called valipad. There's the
symphony stand. Some wins stand somewhere the cop and the
and then company sponsor said stands and they never get
named by him. Yeah, we had the Mittens Stand. I

(53:19):
p the only people to call it the main stand
where people worked at Mittens. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
I'd never once had Andy referred to it. It was
his family stand.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
He's got it copp as well. Right, well, there's been
no time for sadness. That's nice in it. No, We've
not got no sad moments this week. It's been a
good one. And I'm definitely leaving him my career stuff.
I don't like. It was only joking. You can leave
it in.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
Your bit chomp Shall I do that thing people did
on the early days of Twitter fishing.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
I've got this main thing. I could find a chomp thing,
but there's no search. How bad is that is? That
is bad?

Speaker 2 (53:54):
Yeah, let's end the show by just both looking at
our phone.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Sorry, thank you for listening. Was getting production notes from
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Speaker 2 (54:10):
Do you know what, Actually, we'll keep it anonymous. Tell
us any weird stuff you're into.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
Yeah. Have you got a lobbit in lad story? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (54:16):
All your stories, your laddie stories, your lady stories, get
them into us. If you want any advice, if you
want any you know, do you want any encouragement for something?

Speaker 1 (54:25):
I genuinely think people are going to ask for advice
ors too.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
I think it'd be funny if we did, like an
agony uncle's section I just don't have. That is definitely
going to be a section.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
In the new thing. I just I just think all
will will shoe on it into our own conversation they
watch and get any advice they'll get, they will. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
But a lot of giving advice is your own experiences.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
For example, right now we're talking about this and I'm
writing on the hand in pencil a triangle. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
The fact that you think you don't have any FD
is fucking mindful. I'm just trying to castle around forty
years old. Anyway, next time you hear from us, we'll
be the Monday after Tom's fortieth birthday.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Pub Crawler were going around Barnsley. Can I ask why Barnsley?
Because why not? We've we've done on this field and
other faction inconvenient for everyone. It's literally not you're staying
at my house anyway. It's an out. It's like forty
minutes on the train Fromundersfield. You get on the Rattler.
Know what the Ratler is?

Speaker 2 (55:19):
Yeah, an old train Dad to Sobet bridging the tops.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
So it's forty minutes. Do you know in Barnsley there's
an Alchemist is a you know it's an amazing food
hall in our market or something. We're not going to
the Alchemist because theos theodes a pub crawl and he
just picks on men beat up. We won't get beat up.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
And do you remember when we did the Rattler to
Sobe bridging. Your friend just disappeared at the train station,
like we all got off the train including him, and
then he disappeared.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
We were checking the train lines and stuff that weird
on't it here? We thought it just don't moment in
Undersfield did it? And my dad disappeared because because we
went into a public in a real ale, so it's left.
It didn't tell anybody just off principal. He walked off.
Remember we protest.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
We did Halifax one year and we did karaoke in
a boar. We didn't realize was like we were eye candy. Well,
I didn't know gay bastill existed. I didn't and it
would called Prince Albert. Oh god, we're so thick.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
They were nice anyway, it has to be complimented matter
it's a quinkid. I don't think all the all the
gays head to a boom in pucause it's called Prince Albert. Yeah,
but it's a nice let's let's all go drink in
the whole. It's a nice little little nod in it.
It is a no no wink. Yeah, I'm done, Okay,
I'm out.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
H