TTW Throwback: YEET-A-MANIA IS RUNNING WILD....Ugh....

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (02:33):
H alright, it is Tuesday night in Tuny Town and
that can only mean one thing. It is time for
the fastest rising pro wrestling livestream podcast on the Internet. Today,
it is time for Tony Talk Wrestling. Folks, my name

(02:55):
is Marvin and I'm the Movie Monster. Welcome back to
Tommy kN Wrestling and Tony Talk Wrestling. We have got
a we got a hell of a show, we got
a hell of a panel, we got a hell of
a show, and we are all set. But you know what, guys,
I can't do this alone. There's so much to talk about.
This we amania is running wild apparently I live rent
free in Tony Kahan's head, and we've got to talk
about all of it. But let's bring out the cast first.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Hey, I have a feeling that's why, girl, I told
you it would be worth it.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
It was.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
It was.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
That's you stealing candy from a little girl. By the way,
I saw that. The AI several tries to get it right.
They kept trying to make it like a tender moment
of like a little girl giving you candy and I'm like, no,
so like he has to be taking it and cackling
like I am, like I am right now right, It's

(04:07):
not just the two of us though.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
It's awful. It's like, who the hell is that nephew?

Speaker 5 (04:27):
I wrote it?

Speaker 2 (04:28):
I wrote in black guy that looks like Dave Chappelle
writing a book The Death of a w and smiling
evilly as he does it.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
So in a house with no electricity. It was the
only song.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
It was the only song that I could find that
had the word awful in it. So I'm like, you're
getting whatever ridiculous song this is.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
Yeah, my shape up is nowhere near as bad as that.
I have a full head of hair. People, I don't know.
This guy needs a cone.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
I tried several times to get it to capture your essence, but.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
You did that every time.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Its every time it made somebody older, It made them
like like big, like like heavy, and I was like,
I don't know, it's not him, but our so Kevin
might be coming later. Uh, he's very sick, like he's
he's got like the death flue and he's like down
for the count.

Speaker 6 (05:34):
You listen to the Royal rumble guys. You know how
sick he is.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Uh So, if he pops in, great, If he doesn't,
I told him not to worry about it. But we
do have a ring of tonight in our you know what,
we have all the ethnicities.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
In here tonight.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Actually it's a it's like a soup, like a like
a wrestling soup.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
Yes, it's a little Honda.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Yes, you always use the Piston Honda picture.

Speaker 6 (06:05):
And I was like, let's go with Piston Honda finish.

Speaker 7 (06:07):
Oh yeah, I love the old school Mike Tyson's punch out.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
Great game, me too, dude.

Speaker 5 (06:11):
It's one of the it's it's like one of those
like definitive games.

Speaker 7 (06:14):
Yeah, it's a staple of the eighties for sure. Absolutely
love the Dennis Leary reference. And I think that was
Liz fair for awful.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
Was that who it was?

Speaker 3 (06:23):
Now?

Speaker 6 (06:23):
I think it was it was whole.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
So Kevin's not here yet, but I will play Kevin's
just so if anyone hasn't seen it yet, it's pretty cool.

Speaker 5 (06:44):
But he's not here.

Speaker 6 (06:47):
Now, I do it now.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
And when we when we have like somebody that's regularly
on the show, I just make sure that I always
have their theme music ready to go, so they could
do a run in.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
Oh very cool.

Speaker 8 (06:55):
I like that.

Speaker 9 (06:56):
That's neat.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Yeah, it's well thanks to AI that has in you know,
the AI has given us the ability to do these
things or I don't have to pay skilled professionals to
do it. So all right, guys, we've got a lot
to talk about today, but we've got super chests. We
have got Wow, we are starting off with a lot
of super chats, a lot of I'm very very touched

(07:20):
by the generosity guys. As you guys know, this is
a show that is for you guys and funded by
you guys. So your super chats help out immensely, especially
because and now especially with you know, playing Dennis Leary
songs and whole and and whatever.

Speaker 6 (07:32):
You know, we're probably gonna get to monetize.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
So the ad revenue is not going to count for
these but your super chats do, and that keeps this
this network afloat, So we very much appreciate it. So, yeah,
you know what, maybe in the future, like for for
like something pro does so I didn't want to rip
it off, but like for like his big super chatters
he imaged he makes like those intro videos for them,

(07:54):
like when they send in a big super chat.

Speaker 6 (07:55):
So I'll think about it.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
I don't maybe I'll ask his permission if he's okay
with me stealing that, because that the thing that he does.

Speaker 6 (08:01):
Uh, So I don't want to be a copycat.

Speaker 5 (08:02):
Did you all right?

Speaker 4 (08:04):
Did you?

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Did you loosen up our language restrictions just because you
want to use asshole by Dennis Larry?

Speaker 2 (08:10):
I would be lying if I said that this wasn't part.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
Dear use public toilets.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
You got ten thousand people calling you an asshole doing that?
All right, So let's see what you guys had to
say in your super Dupa chats over here. So you
and Cumia for two American dollars just said yeek yeah,

(08:46):
good start. Ye did one for five dollars. Mark, I
know you're happy about your never won favorite Jay winning
the Royal Rumble. Heck, he showed up on Raw wearing
orange for his one fan monster eat a me. Yeah, guys, look,
I yeah, yeah, it happened. It happened, and I undertand

(09:08):
we'll talk about it at length. It's gonna be the
first thing we're gonna talk about. And I'm excited to
talk about it because I've got to take what If
you follow me on X you probably have already seen
my take on it. But I will say, guys, the
rage and pain that emanated from me was not because
of JAYUSO. It was because I lost something that you
guys have to understand about me. I am the most

(09:31):
fiercely competitive human being on the planet. I am addicted
to winning. But you don't play anything, no, no, but
I I have never done a drug in my life
because victory is my drug.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
Why that's so cute.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
It's why I don't do board games because friendships have
ended over Settlers of Catan Like like, I am the
worst person to play games because I have to win.

Speaker 6 (10:01):
Like it's it's not even a question Athletic.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
Give us some more ubiquitous name there, mare of like
Monopoly or Shoots and Ladders.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
What I guarantee you anyone who plays board games in
this in this chat knows what Settlers of cadam.

Speaker 5 (10:14):
Yeah, yeah, you sound old right now?

Speaker 4 (10:17):
I do, right? Hey, we played and Connect four and
we liked it. We didn't even know all the spots.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Where we had to we had to change it into
Connect three.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
I sound sociable Kiddley winks, sir, we played Jack and
pol fancy. I don't worry about Definitely a game for
the for the adults in the room.

Speaker 5 (10:48):
College.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Hey, guys, Colin Tailor has been gone for forever. He's
back now College.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
Yeah, welcome back to the show.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Uh, he's wrestling. He fifteen, the Raging Climax, Wrestlmingia Ford one, the.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
Yeat Infection Taylor.

Speaker 6 (11:06):
That good, that was a good one. Fantastic.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Not a glow, he says, say it, say it, Jobber monster.

Speaker 5 (11:13):
Yet I will not.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
I will only say when I'm repeating your words, and
that doesn't count. Mount Mussell has sent Buswell has sent
us two pounds sterling. That's proper money, gentlemen. As culture
Casino likes to say, no, Regina Sharp says that a
certain somebody name, where the hell is my claw?

Speaker 10 (11:37):
Cold glow cold glow gold glow.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Cold was robbed of his rumble wind a dirty yeater.
I don't know if that's a I don't know if
that's the thing you're allowed to say. It sounds like
it should be something you're not allowed to say.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
I was gonna say that's his word.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
He can't ye he's that word Doctor sixty four for
two dollars in what seems to be a trend tonight,
just says yeatat uh Tydler Golasinski before I know what
we're going to talk about with a grin.

Speaker 6 (12:05):
So what are you guys talk about it?

Speaker 5 (12:06):
No tada.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
Golasinski said this in our members chat for Tony Town
TV and was sorely disappointed when I refuse to.

Speaker 5 (12:12):
Talk about it.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Uh, but we will be talking about it tonight because
this is the place to talk about such things. Last
Call podcast for five dollars is Jay Uso is the
modern day junkyard dog. Hmmm, awful, Offul take a note, please,
we're never having Chris on the show again? Not yeah, No,
Last Call, You're clearly You're clearly Anebrie Like, look, I

(12:33):
think the guy's fine. He moves a lot of merchandise,
but man like, let's not make that compact. Over the
over the Moon charisma connection. I'm kidding, Chris, we love
you over the moon charisma connection with the crowd work
rate is mid level. Marv hates Yeat but loved the thump?

Speaker 6 (12:48):
Do you love the thump?

Speaker 1 (12:49):
See, I'd say I'd say Jyd was a better worker personally, Yes, infinitely.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
Yeah. No, Jay is like Jeff Hardy. But we'll get it.
We'll get some, we'll get yeah, I got a lot
of No.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
Jay is like the Jay is like, well, he's like
another brother duo.

Speaker 7 (13:04):
I would say he's more like KOFE at this point, right, yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Well John John Williams for ninety nine as a field
Jabber monster yeat. The media is here. It feels like
I've woken up in a world that I don't understand
for ever Runner for four ninety nine see Mary's running.
Lady's probably still having a meltdown from media running. While
on Saturday you go, Marv make Tony Kahan proud. Yeah,
oh my goodness. Uh, let's see what else we got.

(13:30):
C w J one twenty eight four to two dollars
says you can teach Osprey how to draw money, not stars.

Speaker 5 (13:37):
Fantastic fantastic.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
One.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
K Q says, playing the New Kingdom come deliverance at
the moment, but jumping in to show support, we.

Speaker 5 (13:45):
Need the money puppet.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Well, the money, guys is no, there's no sense in
making the money puppet because it's already puppet.

Speaker 6 (13:51):
You talk about a bit, but I I say it's been.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
It's kind of thing people people have been talking about
this for a while, like you have to have a
Mercedes puppa ant to have a Sean popp And I'm like, no,
I think Mercedes is funnier as a voice on the
phone that she's so like stuck up and so detached
from everything that she doesn't even bother to show up,
Like that's the running joke. And Sean, Sean, Sean is
the voice that Trip calls to off set and we

(14:18):
never see or interact with Sean because to me, that's
Grover running into the back going hey Charlie, like when
he's when he's working.

Speaker 6 (14:25):
In the restaurant.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
So I think be Jim Henson bro yeh for real.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
All right, we are gonna stop there. We will will
come back. We will get to more of your super
chats because we got to get into the uh, you know,
we gotta get into our topics this week, so we
will get into your super chats more. You know me
in between topics, we do break for fifty dollars or
more so, fifty dollars super Chat comes in, we stop
what we're doing and we address your comments, concerns, whatever.

(14:54):
All right, guys, yeat Amania is running whild Jay Usso
has entered, had entered the Royal Rumble one fifty dollars
for keV and.

Speaker 5 (15:04):
Yeah he uh he won the rumble. He won the rumble.

Speaker 6 (15:07):
He's going to WrestleMania.

Speaker 5 (15:10):
Now.

Speaker 6 (15:10):
Obviously, look, if you were listening to the show, you know,
you remember around WrestleMania last year when I said that
I despise both ussos and would never enjoy their work.

Speaker 5 (15:22):
Again, I stand by that.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
I don't like the Roosts. I don't like the Ussos.
I don't like their work. I don't professionally.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
You don't like them professionally, Okay, but yeah, I mean
I don't like the Ussos.

Speaker 5 (15:34):
I don't know anything about the fat two brothers. Yeah,
I don't know. I don't know them.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
It's not that's not who they are. So yeah, I
don't enjoy them.

Speaker 6 (15:43):
Per se.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
I am mature enough and business minded enough to look
at the decision that was made and say, oh, yeah, no,
that was right. They had to do that because the
guy is you know, you got to go with him.
What is the one thing that we always say that
you know, Tody conn will do book for the Internet.
You know book for the smart marks. Don't go after

(16:04):
the big pot of money. Don't try, you know, don't
push the guys that are going to actually draw for you.
Uh that Triple Ah is doing that. He sees a
guy that just sold a butt ton of merchandise, a
guy who the crowd comes unglued for, and with an
entire stadium. With an entire stadium if he wins that
title at WrestleMania, doing the YEAT will be akin to

(16:26):
when we had the entire stadium at WrestleMania thirty doing
the s Yeah, Yes.

Speaker 4 (16:31):
And you'll notice that these are all exercises. By the way,
chance you got the calisthenics a secretly getting everybody in shape.
That's great, that's right, move your fat asses.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
That is the big difference between Yes and YEAT is
that YEAT is completely controlled by w w E. This
was not an organic movement by the people. They didn't
overtake the show and force their hand. This is Triple
H made a decision. He pushed jay usso because you know,
I mean, this is this is WWE's version of what

(17:12):
the Yes movement could.

Speaker 5 (17:13):
Have been had had the full backing of the company.

Speaker 4 (17:15):
You know, I kind of.

Speaker 7 (17:17):
Feel like the push of jay Uso in this direction, though,
is multifaceted. I think there's the point blank reaction that
fans love them, fans love them.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
We had one of our.

Speaker 7 (17:29):
Guys, doctor Brian Wright, actually at the Royal Rumble and
openly exclaim that he had some of the most merched
soul at that event. I think WWE even kind of
brought it up that they sold ninety five percent more
merch this Royal Rumble than they did last year and
one of the biggest pops of the night for ja
Uso So. I mean there are on the surface level

(17:50):
a lot of the fans that are willing to see
Jusso or cheer jay Uso speak with their wallets. He
was the fourth largest merch mover and twenty twenty four.
I mean you kind of have to look at that,
and I know the top three I think was Cody
Roman and See Them Punk, which is great company to
be a part of. You know, whether jay Usso is

(18:11):
just a simple catchphrase or a flash in the pan,
I think WWE kind of wants to give him the
opportunity to be something more because it's been a while
since you've had a fresh guy probably since Cody really
you know, seem punk. Calling him fresh is kind of silly.
Calling Cody fresh is kind of silly in its own
way too, But you know, you have a fresh single

(18:33):
star Jay Usso who's getting over with the fans, getting
over with the celebrities, which is another big thing that
WW probably wants to attach themselves to. And when you
look at it from a financial standpoint, yeah, he's worth
the gamble, I think that's what it is.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
And it's really not that much of a gamble when
you think about it, because they gave us a surprise
winner to the roll Rubble, someone who a lot of
people didn't think had a chance to win, and that
that's why they have two titles. Right, they can have
him go on against Gunther. They still have Cody, they
still have an elimination chamber, they still have the big
names going for Cody.

Speaker 5 (19:08):
So it actually extended that kind.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Of build up to the main event of WrestleMania organically
without you know, having to do what he did last
year where it's like, is Cody really gonna take the
title shot? Like this makes sense now they have the
one title, but there's still plenty of story to tell
you know.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Sure, I missed. I missed the promo last night. So
did he officially did he officially say that he's going
after Gunther. No, but he's going after gun the.

Speaker 5 (19:35):
Yeah, how do you know that they could do him
and Cody? He's going at like okay, number one.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
The first thing he said at the press conference after
Roll Rumble was I want to fight Gunther, And then
yesterday he did say that he's going to go to
SmackDown and see what Cody has to do. But if
you would have seen the promo between Gunther and Jay,
that's the story like going through between them last night. Yeah,
Gunther came out and said walking through it?

Speaker 4 (20:01):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Guther came out and said, look, now, you know you
just took away what could have what I could have
built my legacy on. You took away my WrestleMania, made
a bit against Cody, or against Punk, against Rawlins, against Drew,
against these guys that can make a career out of
beating Instead, I have to just go beat you again.
And he said, if you choose me, every raw is

(20:23):
going to be a living hell between now and WrestleMania.
So you better not pick me. So like that's there's
a story there. Now it's Ruther is upset that Jay's
picking him because he's below him.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
You know, do you guys, do you guys think that
the fact that they just had Gun through beat Jake
cause I'm Gunfi dident like cheat to beat him, right,
Like I remember when we watched it, like he watched. Uh,
everyone's everyone in the chat saying fandango. I guess he
must have come on x is something, so I I
remember he beat him clean. So now like I don't,

(20:58):
I don't know, like why would anyone think that this
is going to be any different? Or why should we
believe in you?

Speaker 10 (21:02):
Now?

Speaker 5 (21:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
I don't often doubt Triple H's storytelling ability because he's
one of the best to ever do it as a wrestler,
and I guess as booker.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
But ah, I mean, that's exactly what said. You're saying
exactly what Gluther said. The natural has to beat you,
you know, like why are you even here? And Jay's
whole thing was but I can beat you, and that's
that seems to be where they're going.

Speaker 7 (21:26):
So it feels like the natural progression and correct me
if I'm wrong, is that they're trying to paint the
picture that Gunther has this guy's card. You know, every
single time that Gunther and j face up, Jay comes
up short. Seems like every single time. The natural progression
from here would be to continue this underdog story that
Jay Uso has been building with Gunther. But by the

(21:46):
time they get to WrestleMania, maybe it isn't a one
on one match, Maybe it isn't a singles match. Maybe
it's a gimmick match. Maybe it's a in a hell
and a cell. Maybe it's a cage, maybe it's weapons.
Maybe it's an iron man match or a fall count
anywhere or last man standing. I don't think you can
have this match at WrestleMania as a straight exhibition match

(22:07):
and it not turned out to be a giant, steaming
pile of turd.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
I think at this.

Speaker 7 (22:11):
Point the only way that Jay Uso can kind of
get his comeuppance is if he wrestles a match that's
next level with gun Thro that Gunther hasn't been a
part of, and then eventually takes that.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
So so so J learn how to become an amateur
wrestler or something.

Speaker 7 (22:31):
Oh no, dude, you are one thousand percent right on that.
Look the first thing I said today. After that, me
and Joe did a raw recap today. I'm like, Jay
usso has a lot to learn in a month and
a half. I don't know if he's going to be
able to pull this off. His promo yesterday was scatterbrained.
I joked with Joe, I'm like, dude, he sounds like
he's drunk out there. I don't know how many times?

Speaker 5 (22:51):
How many times did he say yeat? And how many
times did he say many? Dude?

Speaker 7 (22:54):
He was so reliant on his yeats entrance that with
Prince he made the crowd do it again.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
No, he didn't. No, that was not planned.

Speaker 5 (23:05):
That wasn't entry.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
Come on, that was silly.

Speaker 5 (23:08):
Can I can?

Speaker 2 (23:09):
I if I'm if I'm a quote a wise man,
the man named Bruce Pritchard once said, and then the
bell had to ring, right, Yeah, but the.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Bell rings Marvin, and they're still behind him. That's the
thing is, like, we've we already know the crowd's not
gonna go bad on Jay Gus.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Do you think do you honestly think he's gonna go
out there and give a WrestleMania main event worthy level performance?
I mean, I think gun theer I think Gunner will
drag him kicking and screaming to something acceptable.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Yeah, fine, did Okay, But that's the thing is that
I think we're we're pretending like all of these big
name made event wrestlers were five star athletes.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
The Rock got carried.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
For the first fifteen years he was in the ring,
he wasn't having great matches unless they were with Chrismin Water,
Steve Austin or Triple H.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
He wasn't Rock Lesler. He had a great match with
Rock Lesler.

Speaker 5 (23:59):
Yeah, yeah, I said, well, okay, I think fifteen.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Years really bad name a really bad Rock match, like
a really big He didn't put him, he really didn't
put him into situations to have bad matches.

Speaker 5 (24:13):
But he wasn't having good matches weekly on TV when
he was wrestling road Dog.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Name of time when The Rock went out at WrestleMania
and stunk the building out on a big match situation,
on a big car, I can tell you when.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
And the second greatest match at WrestleMania.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
I can tell you when Ric Flair did. I can
tell you when Chris Jericho did. I can tell you.
I mean, people do it all the time. When did
Rick when he bought Chris.

Speaker 7 (24:38):
Jerk Jas was a talented guy. I think his promos
are the biggest thing that he needs to work on.
The fact that he's working a light Young Bucks match
is one thing. But I know he was trying to
be emotional yesterday, but it came off as really scatterbrained.
The guy needs to memorize his lines. He needs some
fucking confidence.

Speaker 5 (24:58):
Sorry, I think, sorry, fire, I don't care.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
I think that people are being a little too jaded
about it. Like I think he was scattering because he
was emotional.

Speaker 7 (25:09):
He needs confidence in himself though he he really doesn't
come off as a guy who just beat thirty other
dudes to get us spot at Russell.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Maybe we're trying, Maybe we're trying. Maybe maybe we're trying
to show a guy who's not very confident, and then
we can build up to that and and the confidence
appears slowly over the next two months.

Speaker 7 (25:28):
I'd love that story, mar I'll be honest, I'd love
if that's the story, because I really hope it is.
Because a guy without confidence going into arguably potentially the
main events of Wrestmania, it's not really drawing man.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
Yeah, he may have to take adderall before promos.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
All right, well I'm getting I'm getting all my criticism
out because no one's going to be allowed to uh
disagree in a second. Heaven, Apollo, how you feel and
my friend.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
I feel like, how RFK Junior sounds.

Speaker 5 (26:08):
You kind of sound like him.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
That's I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
It's something bad about pharmacists, about pharmaceutical companies.

Speaker 9 (26:16):
The food pyramid must be turned upside down, even though
Kyle Park did it ten years ago.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Oh Baz, all right, so we are talking jay Usso,
we are talking the now. I'm gonna I'm gonna so
I have said that I believe that it's the right decision.

Speaker 6 (26:36):
I think it's the right call.

Speaker 5 (26:39):
He's the guy moving the most merch, he's the guy
selling the most tickets. He's the guy right now.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
I got a question, but I'm gonna say what I'm gonna.

Speaker 6 (26:47):
I will say.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
I will say what you know people said going into
WrestleMania thirty, jay Usso is not over.

Speaker 5 (26:53):
Yeat is over.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
If you had I think if you had anyone, if
you had anyone other than then then then dy come
out and try to do the eat. I think it
would I think they would get justice over. It's it's
the yes, it's it's the same thing from the yes dang,
Like the only field thing was you put Daniel Bryan
in that main event and that Dan a Brian goes
after and he works like a workhorse and he has

(27:15):
an amazing match.

Speaker 4 (27:17):
I don't see.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
I just don't agree, and I think and I don't.
I it's so foreign to me because I don't really
see how other people don't see what I see. But I,
I mean, I understand that you don't, right, But when
I see jay Uso, I it screams passion when he's
wrestling with that ring like there's a connection, there's charisma.
He is able to tell a story in a different

(27:39):
way than we are used to, but a story that
resonates with the audience. And if you like him or
you don't like them or whatever, that's one thing. But
it's weird for me to hear people say that like
he just it's just a catchphrase, because fan Dango was
just a catchphrase or whatever, you know, like he was
somebody who really was just playing a part and doing
what he was told to do. Everything with Jaws, so

(28:00):
it's been organic, it feels like to me, and WW
has been able to weave it into their stories to
own it.

Speaker 9 (28:06):
But I just I don't know, No, I think this
is one hundred correct. Jay Uso is over. Yat is
over because of ja he has done, but Yeat is
over because of ja Uso. The connection that the people
have with jay Uso is undeniable. There's a reason why
he comes out through the crowd. Crowd entrances only work

(28:30):
for certain people or else. It's the Sandman. It's the
Sandman and jay Ussho edgend Christian ran through the crowd.
They didn't go through the crowd. And maybe the only
other person d DP so over the course of what,
over the course of what thirty years Brewser Brody.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
So, yeah, watch marks when he tries to go through
the crowd, right, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
Yeah, that's your bathroom break.

Speaker 9 (28:58):
The So we're we're talking four people over the course
of almost forty years have that kind of connection with
fandom where they can go through the crowd and everybody's excited.
The the you can say yeat all you want, but
it's the guy who's saying it. The here's the big
difference between jay Ussho and and and and Daniel Brian

(29:21):
at the time, Daniel Brian had to learn how to
be charismatic.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Yeah, and he was getting there. He was getting there, yes,
you know. Yes.

Speaker 9 (29:32):
The yes movement thing put him in a position where
he had to he had to catch up to he
had the catch ins of the popularity. It was catchphrase.
So we when we did this the third time around,
it was legitimately over. Jay is a guy that you
have watched in that company for for you know, for

(29:55):
over a decade. You you watch him not talking at
all to learn, you know, to essentially being Roman's bag handler. Two,
you know, to to babbling during a press conference with Cody,
to learning how to find himself, you know, live on
a microphone.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
The guy have legitimate tears yesterday. You can't. You can't
fake that.

Speaker 9 (30:19):
And you know this isn't the Vince era. These guys
aren't being handed super detailed scripts anymore. You know, here's
here's your here's your talking points. You either nail it
or you don't. Yeah, it's stop saying, it's just it's
it's it's undeniable.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
While you while you're talking, I got the perfect analogy,
and it's look at jau So and look at l
a Knight.

Speaker 9 (30:47):
Yeah, I was gonna say, because we're probably gonna trip.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
Over each other, but the night.

Speaker 5 (31:01):
Oh okay, yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
With La Knight, if you look at him, he doesn't
have that same People love saying yeah, and people say
along with him, but there's no emotional attachment to La
Knight because he's giving he's giving people no reason to
care about him. Jay Uso connects with the crowd in
an emotional way every time he goes through the crowd,

(31:22):
every time he opens his mouth. Go back to the
Bloodline storyline, when he was when he kicked Jimmy Usso out,
or when he was begging Sammy. This isn't a guy
who can't talk. This is a guy who does what
he needs to do at the time. Because his promos
during the Bloodline stuff were solid and emotional, but what
he was doing was he was building an emotional connection
with the audience. And people who don't and people who

(31:44):
can't see the difference between La Knight and jay Uso
aren't paying attention. Because that's the perfect reason that you
can see why jay Uso is more than a catchphrase.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Josh is doing something different. He's doing something different than
anyone's ever done. La Knight is just regurgitating Attitude era
stuff and it caught on until the actual stars from
the Attitude Eric came back. But yeah, I will not
I will not take it away from Jay. He has
got an incredible connection with the people. He's very good
with the kids. I always I always love seeing you know,

(32:16):
when he connects with the kids in the crowd. I
think he could be a good hero.

Speaker 5 (32:19):
I'm just saying that you should have seen Max. You
should have seen Max when he won.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Man, Yeah, I'm sure, I'm sure hes thrilled, thrilled, He's
he is a fun, fun character. And at the end
of the day, what are we going to wrestling for?
What are we watching wrestling for?

Speaker 5 (32:35):
But to have fun?

Speaker 2 (32:36):
If there is someone who is helping us have fun,
it's just the it's just the question. It's the Bruce
Britchett question of the bell's got a ring? And between
the one bell and the second bell? Am I gonna
have fun? I'm gonna have fun on the way to
the ring. I'll have fun after the bell rings, like
when when we're over and we're all eating together and
holding up the belt. But am I gonna have fun

(32:56):
for that? Fifteen to twenty five minutes between the dings well.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
Hit so well that was a saying.

Speaker 9 (33:03):
So at some point a lot of people have to
admit when they're jaded wrestling fans, there you get you there,
you get to a point where a little too smart,
you know, sometimes for your own good. And I think
more people need to take the Tommy Dreamer approach when
talking about these kinds of things. One of the things

(33:24):
I feel Tommy does very well, although I do sometimes
think he's a little too gracious. But one of the
things that Tommy does very well is he works very
hard to maintain his fandom perspective. And the big thing
I know, you know, I know, the uh, the big
complaint about the mighty iw C who accidentally exposes itself

(33:47):
with it with its downvoting campaign showed how tiny and
significant it is with its mere sixteen thousand down votes.
The the is that the people in that audience are
into his matches. They are doesn't matter how many superkicks
he throws, why they want to see the superkicks. It

(34:09):
doesn't matter how many times he goes to stop rope.
They want to see him go to the top rope.
You know, he has enough of what he needs to
get him to where he's gotta go. The biggest indicator
in this is John freaking Sina. John Cena is the
actual greatest of all time. He is the only performer

(34:30):
to leave on top of his own volition while he
was still on top. Not even Rick Flayer could do that.
John Cena had the ability and the stroke to go
in there and go, I'm winning the Royal Rumble tonight. Okay,
we got it good. He didn't do that and said

(34:51):
what he did was, Hey, put me in this thing.
I'm gonna tell a story that's gonna get this guy
over through the and then I'm gonna move on to
what has I gotta do because this is this machine
is built off of perpetual evolution.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
And we've got to make you guys. And that is
my role in this.

Speaker 9 (35:12):
In this particular, P L. E. John seen it's at
the end of that entire rumble and built and built
enough tension that it was a simple and it wasn't.
And I think it was how super simple the finish was.
They struggle on the outside. It's it's a it's a
whoopsie daisy here, it's a whoopsie Daisy there and it

(35:33):
was a very simple push there's a very simple push
off and then seen a shot that he landed on
the floor when he very well could have justifiably so
said that don't work for me, brother, I'm going over tonight.
And they would have done it because John c John
Cen It equals all the box office still today.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
But he said, I got a question, why didn't we
see this coming? Why didn't we see jay Uso winning
like we all said punk was gonna win. Yeah, a
few people did, but yeah, I mean, like, uh.

Speaker 9 (36:11):
Strange because Triple H is an excellent booker. Why because
at the end of last year's WrestleMania, we had already
had pretty much six months booked out, right, we so
find the Rocks through them? May the Rocks through them?
A monkey wrench and and and screwed and screwed the

(36:32):
obvious conclusion of the bloodline story. So now we're gonna
get something a little different for Roman. That probably would
have been the Summer Slam match right the the But
everybody took a look at gumsh and said, okay, listen,
Goolus had his time, but Gunther generally isn't the guy
who's gonna roll this?

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Who isn't going to roll.

Speaker 9 (36:48):
Into WrestleMania, right, every everybody, everybody, everybody takes a look
at how things normally get booked there, and Triple A said, Nope,
we're gonna do something very different because although it all
makes sense storyline wise, it's all very predictable, and we're
gonna listen to what people want and we're gonna give
it a chance to breathe. Charlotte won the Rumble for

(37:12):
very simple economics. Charlotte Flair is the greatest female performer
on the fing planet and probably of all time, and
there's no one on that roster who can touch it.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
Right now.

Speaker 9 (37:23):
The woman's division is a little bit of a quagmire.
So you need to put your you need to put
your A player in the A slot and say I
need you to go make some magics. Whoever we give you,
whoever we give you to the that is that the
Men's Rumble. At one point in time. During the Rumble,

(37:44):
there are ten world champions in the ring at the
exact same time. They have so many main eventors and
so many substitute players that it's an act, actually an
but of rich as they can do whatever they want,
and he chose to do something different.

Speaker 7 (38:07):
Don't you feel that it's a bit of a gamble though,
Kevin like that was kind of my stance on it,
and not that I'm against jaus So when actually think
it's clever that they chose to use jus So, but
considering that jay Uso arguably doesn't have the best promo,
you are a thousand percent right and saying that he
has a charismatic connection with the audience, and clearly that
audience will pay to see Jay Usso. But don't you

(38:29):
feel it was a little bit more of a gamble
to go with jay Usso as opposed to a seampunk
like awful.

Speaker 9 (38:35):
I would say fortune favors the bold. And we've seen
this before Dave Batista. Batista was so uncharismatic that he
was almost anti charismatic, which in turn gave him a
little bit of charisma, and we watched Batista's Batista evolve
into a fantastic promo by the time he was said
and done, Jay gets better every week. Jay gets better

(38:57):
every week. I think people also don't appreciate as you
are learning how to do a promo, doing a promo
is difficult especially it's live. You have a thousand thoughts
racing through your head. You're adrenaline is through the roof
you not only do you care about what you're saying.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Is the argument here?
Doing promos is hard? Yeah, because because there's twenty guys
on that roster that can do it.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
Yeah, but.

Speaker 9 (39:26):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're underselling it.
Though there's a twenty guys in the ross can do it.
There's a lot of wrestlers can cut promos. Not a
lot of them cut great promos. A lot of them
cut good promos, and it doesn't matter. You get better
by doing. Jay has not been in the position to
do he's in the position to do now. Some people

(39:49):
have a natural gift or gab. Others have to learn
the skill. Case in point, thing did not cut a
good promo until he got the TNA.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
The the you know one thing, you know what bad
sting promos might have to be a thing that we
visit at some point, because yeah, thing that man ever
did for his career was when he shut the hell
up for a year and a half.

Speaker 7 (40:14):
The Sprike commercials. Those were fans.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Yeah, go ahead, go ahead, and just and this will
probably I mean, we can move on. But but Jay
Uso does that the other twenty people on the roster
can't do. That can cut great promos is control the crowd. Yes,
he holds that crowd in his hands as he talks,
which is something that very very few people can do.

(40:39):
And so whether or not the words that come out
in his mouth at the time are one hundred percent
perfect every time.

Speaker 4 (40:46):
When you can do that, it's hard to overlook it.
You know, it's hard.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
It's something the Rock could do, It's something Austin could do,
and even guys that hit the top like see him
Punk has trouble doing it today.

Speaker 8 (40:59):
Right.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
The reason, the reason why I think you needed to
give Jay, if the way you were going was, let's
say you.

Speaker 6 (41:07):
Have Jay and CM Punk as your challengers for Mania.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
If that's what they're doing, you have to give Jay
the Rumble because you can give Punk elimination Chamber and
that's still a massive match that made events Night two.
Jay I think needed the Rumble because the rumble is
is the The Rumble is kind of like the christening
of you are the next guy.

Speaker 5 (41:29):
Austin.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
We saw with Austin. Yeah, it's a king maker. We
saw with Austin, We saw rock with everybody. Everybody, everybody
who ever became the guy, everybody who ever became the guy.
Though del Rio did steal the yes and it got over,
but uh, everybody that ever became the Guy had to
win the Royal rubble at some.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
Point, especially after the ring.

Speaker 6 (41:53):
Yes, I didn't they bring wait didn't they bring King
of the Ring back?

Speaker 4 (41:57):
They did?

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Yeah, we we just think of it yet it's not
there yet. Yeah, all right, so let's get a couple
of super chats in here.

Speaker 4 (42:06):
Guys, Wait a second, did we get jay USO's blood type?

Speaker 6 (42:13):
Can we all agree?

Speaker 2 (42:14):
I think there's you know what, look we might we
might have, Like, I think we all agree unless Awful
is going to be the voice of dissent, that it
was the right decision.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
I just hate the fact that Trick Williams got the
shaft at end because he's not going to show up
to find out if he wants to face uh Trick Williams.
Jay us actually mean he completely skipped him. Yeah, okay, gotcha.
They look alike.

Speaker 7 (42:43):
Speed wins, you know, I mean he had those three
hundred million views.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Yeah, didn't before he from the rumble though, did anybody
see he's seen as chromo?

Speaker 4 (42:53):
After the rumble?

Speaker 1 (42:55):
The the what did he say this the press conference?
He just cut a promo. He didn't do a press conference.
He went out and cut a promo and he said,
uh yeah, you know what. You remember how I said,
I don't want the title. Uh no, I want that title?
You know, I said, I'm not like He took back
everything he said and he said, that's I want what's mine.

(43:16):
I want to be John Cena again, and I'm not
gonna I'm not gonna be the mister Smiley's shaken.

Speaker 4 (43:22):
I'm not the guy who's sure to make everyone else
look good. I want to look good.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
He did good, and that's what I want. I want
pissed off Sena.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
I don't want.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
I don't want the John Cena that stops at the
door to let all the young guys walk through ahead
of him. I want to see Johnson. I want to
see killer instinct John Cena. And if that's the story
that they're telling, that he's gonna snap and we're gonna
we're gonna get like you know, made two thousands, John
Cena f youw in and stf ew in and you
can't see me in and and and you know, like

(43:52):
at the endonomics like you know what would be the
most amazing thing, Like if I, if I were to
fantasy book would never worked because he's a babyface now.
But if you turn if you turned sena this year
for the first time ever, in his last year, and
you put him with Paul Hayman, and you have Paul
Hayman doing the.

Speaker 5 (44:12):
Hustle, loyalty and respect.

Speaker 6 (44:15):
He's not going to bring you to glory, sir.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
I brought that.

Speaker 7 (44:19):
I brought that up in passing a little while ago.
Don't you think that kind of ruins his legacy?

Speaker 4 (44:23):
Though?

Speaker 3 (44:24):
Absolutely no.

Speaker 9 (44:26):
At this point, John Cena, John Cena is johnsen is
the Babyface's baby face. We know they talked about it.
I would love to hear the saxophone version of you
know of his of his theme song, but no, I
think you by Kenny g Yeah, he wanted to have
recorded it.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
They talked about it. The pandemic didn't happen.

Speaker 9 (44:47):
We may have gotten a heel John Cena, But John
Cena is different from Hulk Cogan.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
He just is I remember Paul Hayman talking about a
situation when when when he fought rock Remember when brock
eight seena in like three in like three minutes. Yeah,
Paul Hayman, I remember was doing he was. He said
this like in an interview where I was like, I
can't believe you're talking about the storylines. You're pitching while
they're going on. He said, he he pitched like a
version of John Cena that basically is just goes super saying,

(45:16):
because it's like, hustle, loyalty and respect will not beat
brock lesnar. So you have to you have to tap
into something else, like something something beyond what we see.
If you do before, I think the one thing that
I want to see from John Cena in this year,
I don't want the John Cena nostalgia tour. I want
something new. I want want something new.

Speaker 5 (45:36):
What you want?

Speaker 4 (45:37):
What you want is nineteen ninety seven, Brett Hart. Well,
because yes, it's so, it's a here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
It's a year. It's good, it's a year. It's at
least thirty episodes of raw. It's multiple ples. The hustle, loyalty, respect, poop,
gay sex. You can't see me is gonna it's gonna
run tired real fast, because it's the reason people don't
give him the you know, they respect him now. But

(46:04):
I want to see something new. I want to see
him do some kind of reinvention. I'll maybe not the
same way The Rock did it, but The Rock last
year gave us a perfect example of how you can
be late in the game and still do something completely
different that we've never seen before that makes you more
interesting than you've been in decades.

Speaker 4 (46:24):
You know what? We want something?

Speaker 5 (46:28):
Yeah, I want to see a hard nosed old school.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Like veteran John Cena, and like his whole thing can
be that he's leaving the industry better than like he's
running these kids through the he's teaching them, you know
what I mean, Like, and he's teaching him by doing
do the do the whole uh Like I almost want
to say Roddy Piper kind of a little bit where
it was like I'm going to teach these kids how
to be a real wrestler type thing.

Speaker 9 (46:53):
You know, I'll like this. It's the standard. It's the
standard middle aged man versus young man thing. Young men
have something to prove, older men have something to teach.
So this you need to put scene in a situation
where he turns to someone goes, you're gonna learn today.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
But here's the other thing too.

Speaker 9 (47:14):
Everybody kind of forgets John Cena for the sheer number
of WrestleManias that he's made invented. John Cena is mister SummerSlam.
He is not mister WrestleMania. If you're gonna do something
big for John Cena, you do that SummerSlam. That that's
that that that that's where see, that's where the vast
majority of Seena's super moments have come from. So you've

(47:36):
got a lot of time to play around and massage
this story and build it up to a fever pitch.
Because I do feel like, especially with the we're loading
raw up right there. They're loading raw up. So I
have a feeling that the also, when you're going in
a newer direction, we're going to create an environment where

(47:58):
that title maybe to move around a little more freely
because the competition on raw is so high and you
got ten ten world champions in them at the same time,
and all those world champions are relatively young men, and
age is less of a factor in this modern era

(48:19):
of wrestling because training and diet and not be drug addicted.
Savages is prolonging careers by a minimum of ten years,
so long that you don't get injured. So they're gonna
have to They're gonna have to. You know, Roman made
the Roman and Brock by virtue of the belt never

(48:42):
moved has has made them mean a lot more than
they have in the last twenty years. But you're gonna
have to give people. You're gonna have to give people
something to with their appetite a little bit. And if
you're gonna do it, the v the world heavyweight title
is probably belt to do it with.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
You know what's so funny about all this? Please tell
me just very quickly. Yeah, no, no, just very quickly.
Kevin is completely one correct. But the problem is is
that Kevin sounds like the mutants that he makes fun
of on Twitter.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Dude, Yeah, that sounds like what I imagine. AW Neckbeard
sounds like, Yeah, you tried to.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
You tried to own the narrative by making it cool
by saying it sounded like RFK.

Speaker 4 (49:36):
Now we caught him on that one.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
The one question, the one question we've all have a
what is AW gonna do to counter yeat? How can
a w get its own yeat and guys, we've found
our answer.

Speaker 11 (49:51):
Is it.

Speaker 4 (49:54):
Okay? Now, Marv, you did it wrong?

Speaker 3 (49:58):
It's oh yeah, he might as well becoming.

Speaker 9 (50:03):
He might as well just feel from blade for what's
happening and go hey, hey, hey, come on man, it
is reel.

Speaker 4 (50:11):
How bad their merchandise.

Speaker 5 (50:13):
Is, Dude, it is.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
I've got questions everything.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
The Mercedes shirt, the no Money, no Problem shirt that
looks like it was sold in the back of a
pickup truck at a local indie show in nineteen ninety two.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
He was sold during the money skit.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
I love I love the idea that Ricochet is walking
in the back and Tony's like, hey, you kind of
look like jay USO. What you need a catchphrase? That's
one word that we can get the whole crowd saying,
and this is what they came up with. That's my
head cannon.

Speaker 4 (50:49):
I love. Okay. Do you know why he's using scissors?

Speaker 1 (50:52):
He's using scissors to stab everybody now, and they're saying
it's because they said he was bald.

Speaker 4 (50:58):
So he uses scissors.

Speaker 5 (51:00):
There's no you bald.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
There's no way that they didn't buy scissors planning to
use them for the acclaimed breakup that was happening at
the exact same time, and then decide, you know what,
nobody's gonna care about it. He claimed, we have these scissors, though,
what do we do with it?

Speaker 4 (51:21):
Well, brutus Beefcake did it better. That's her, damn sure.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
They also be Horgram superpowers, very gus, A very.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Generous audience has been waiting long enough for their super chats.
But yes, Hologram having superpowers is ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (51:41):
Shout out photoshop.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
You know what, guys, guys, I I made the I
made this today and it looks better than that, better
than Hologram video.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
It's so stupid because it's not like he's gonna start
using super powers in his matches.

Speaker 4 (52:06):
He's not gonna get energy bus. I hope he does
throwing lightning bolts around. I will love it, can bloody.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Remember this is from Tony Kahan, the guy who famously
thought the drone was stupid.

Speaker 5 (52:26):
Like he said, that's too much. We can't have a
drone in the arena.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
I did you just tell me to make to make
the disc character in the video bloody, Because we're gonna
we're gonna help funded hemophiliacs.

Speaker 4 (52:37):
Gig keV keV keV keV. Tell me that's not your nephew,
you know what I mean? Like, I don't know where

(52:58):
he got that image from. That dude was from Zimbabwe.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Ten minutes ten minutes.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
For the show Blood Diamonds. He was.

Speaker 6 (53:15):
To give you he's got negro naps, Like, what's going on?

Speaker 4 (53:20):
It was awful wrestling.

Speaker 5 (53:21):
It was awful wrestling of awful wrestling wrestled in soft
ground wrestling.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
Yeah, you know what, it's not me that's the problem.
It's my friend Sorah. The AI program that that's what
it thinks. Dave Chappelle looks like.

Speaker 5 (53:42):
The other two.

Speaker 6 (53:42):
I got I gotta, I got I gotta play mission now.

Speaker 4 (53:54):
That's that's what a I. That's what AI stands for,
Aian intelligence.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Remember when they used to do AI like Twitter programs
and they'd all become Nazis after like a.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
Week, all right, BT twenty three for five Dallas is
WW can't treat you to Mania like kofee Mania and
Barry J like they did Kobe versus Brock.

Speaker 5 (54:23):
That's never gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
I don't think uh to Mania is way bigger than
kofe Mania and it was n't there, so.

Speaker 5 (54:29):
Yes, and Vince is not there.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
I feel like Charlotte faces Tiffany and she becomes a
bigger star. Didn't they tease her in Rio last night though?

Speaker 3 (54:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (54:38):
Yeah, that's not where I go.

Speaker 5 (54:39):
That's not where I go.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
I would put Tiffy. I would put Tiffy up against
the the big dog.

Speaker 4 (54:44):
They teas.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
They teased Ria, but they didn't go that hard on it,
and she still said she said she's going to n
XT and SmackDown, and then they also tease EO and
Rio right afterwards.

Speaker 6 (54:54):
So I like, I would like that.

Speaker 5 (54:56):
I would enjoy that.

Speaker 12 (54:58):
Charlotte versus Juliet wrestle Mania. Okay, hey, she's fought Ria
at Russell. Yeah, there's a precedent for this offal. She
has picked the n X champion before after winning the rumble.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
That was Rhea Ripley, not some five foot forward Oscar lookalike.

Speaker 6 (55:16):
Yeah, drummer Runner for it's.

Speaker 4 (55:19):
Even look Asian. What are you talking about? All right,
we'll run going into al of Oscar's a fucking clause?

Speaker 5 (55:35):
Are we done?

Speaker 4 (55:37):
Sorry?

Speaker 5 (55:38):
Sorry?

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Bremer Runner for one ninety nine says the band's got
keV with food poisoning. I don't think that's food poisoning.
Let's you poisoning your lungs. Ryan plays for five dollars.
Canadian says, you're getting this just for the punch Out reference.
Love playing the n e s and we punch out
games every now and again. Also yeat and again also yeat. Okay,

(56:03):
the by the way that that We punch Out. I
had a lot of fun with that game, and I'm
upset they never released it for anything else.

Speaker 5 (56:09):
It was good.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
Did you ever play the one with the trainer that
was just him where he was the They released a
spin off of it with What's What's the Doc?

Speaker 4 (56:20):
Sam? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (56:22):
Doc, They released docs punch Out where he got to
play as him fight him one of the other But yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
That way you fight, you can fight Doc is like
a special like it's like a special boss fight, I
thought in that game, or or maybe I was seeing
something from I don't know, maybe maybe I've seen some
from the other thing.

Speaker 4 (56:38):
Was Tyson and Jail at the time or something.

Speaker 6 (56:41):
Well, Tyson hasn't had the I mean the even the
Nintendo game.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
Yeah, yeah, they released a super Super punch Out and yeah,
you fight mister dream at the end for the Dream Dream,
but then in the WE version the Dream the dream
match was Donkey Kong.

Speaker 5 (56:57):
Oh god, I never put that together.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
H I mean, look, you want to look at racist games,
punch Out might be the one. But I mean, I've
liked some of the characters they brought in Disco King
and and who's the Canadian bear Hugger?

Speaker 5 (57:18):
Yeah, some of them are pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
John Williams, for one, is the Bears hired Diss to
poison keV with Rising from Breaking Bad to tease it
for five seasons.

Speaker 6 (57:30):
We're watching.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
I finally got the wife agree to watch Breaking Bead.

Speaker 4 (57:33):
No, that's smart.

Speaker 5 (57:34):
I'm not that smart.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
Hey, look, you know she's married. She's married to a
well orange puppet, but also a white guy.

Speaker 4 (57:41):
Uhs.

Speaker 6 (57:42):
And all white people have to watch Breaking Bed.

Speaker 5 (57:45):
At some point.

Speaker 6 (57:47):
So it's it's a rule.

Speaker 4 (57:48):
Is that in the itinerary?

Speaker 5 (57:50):
Yeah, it is.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
It's in the contract that you sign when you marry
a white person you want, at some point have to
binge Breaking Bed and or the sopranos uh Regina Sharp
for ten dollars is everyone is probably still pumped by
the rumble the generosity will pass job or Monster Oh
and Glow.

Speaker 10 (58:05):
Gold Glow, gold Gloo gold gloom.

Speaker 5 (58:09):
Again.

Speaker 6 (58:10):
Oh god, this might be my yeat. No, well you
make me pop with it so something.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
But I think Virginia Sharp's like, I'm the one that's
supposed to be uh super chatting all the time, but
tonight everyone is doing it.

Speaker 6 (58:23):
This is a good problem to have.

Speaker 4 (58:25):
I think she copy past by the way, Uh.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
John j I D nine nine for one ans jay
Us wants more Tuny Talk episodes spot Oh my gosh,
I have completely dropped the ball on that, dude.

Speaker 4 (58:38):
If uh, yeah, it's been a couple of months since updated, but.

Speaker 5 (58:42):
I know, I know.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
So now I'm like, do I just keep going from
like this episode or do I go back and drop
a buttload of episodes on them?

Speaker 4 (58:48):
I'm probably if you need help with that, you know
you can? I do.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
I do need, I do need some extra help because yeah,
I've got like no time for anything too.

Speaker 4 (58:58):
Proud.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Kev's gone, keV Died's back, He's back.

Speaker 4 (59:05):
He's risen.

Speaker 5 (59:08):
Bug at me Bill for two pounds.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
Sterling says, I can't believe Joan Rivers won the women's Rubble.
The face change is about as often jeez, But I
don't want to give a lot of time to this
because it's none of our business.

Speaker 6 (59:20):
But man like, right away, we gave thirty.

Speaker 9 (59:23):
Minutes to jay Uso.

Speaker 4 (59:25):
That's right, you can give thirty minutes.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
No, no, no, he's talking about I'm talking about the
divorce like.

Speaker 4 (59:32):
Immediately, sorry, gotcha, sorry.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
Immediately, And I don't I don't like to talk about
wrestless personal relationships on the show. We'll talk about we
can about Charlotte when we're done with the super chats.
But you know, but join a cage for ten Dallas is?
Can we also talk about awful going nuts in the
chat during a Royal rubble. I don't remember you going nuts.

Speaker 13 (59:51):
In the chat.

Speaker 4 (59:52):
No, that was Marv. That was all mar I know
we sound alike.

Speaker 9 (59:55):
That was me.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
What, yeah, you're in the chat you were going nuts?

Speaker 6 (01:00:00):
Oh you yeah, no, you were pissed.

Speaker 5 (01:00:02):
You were you were like, I'm never betting wrestling?

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
Good? Oh yeah, f that. I'm never betting on wrestling again. Now,
I will be transparent. I got my money because I
got my money back, thank you, Marv. But uh, yeah,
you're awesome. Don't bet on wrestling.

Speaker 5 (01:00:22):
It's not a it's a pool.

Speaker 4 (01:00:24):
It's a pool.

Speaker 5 (01:00:25):
It's a pool.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
Yeah, it's fun. It's supposed to be fun and encourage
people to yell and scream. Just brought to you byings
dot Com. I would use some kind of crypto scam
rather than a gambling scam. Joseph Alexander for five dollars
is just with yet another giant l take. Jeff Hardy

(01:00:46):
was a glorified demolition dummy. Jay got over without unliving himself.

Speaker 14 (01:00:50):
Wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
People people like Jeff Hardy not because of his charisma,
but because of his propensity for falling off high things.

Speaker 5 (01:00:57):
They called them the innatic.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
What they call him charismatic, And yeah, maybe maybe they
were being maybe they were being sarcastic.

Speaker 4 (01:01:07):
Definitely had a chrisma about it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
I was just I was just comparing the two because
they were super over and both aren't the best in
the ring.

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
One of them doesn't most I've found a lot of
people that are tweaked out of their mind. A typically
pretty charismatic Jay doesn't.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
The difference is Jay doesn't drink paint thinner, so he'll
probably have a better career than Jeff Hardy.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
He doesn't drink paint thinner and then and then make
that make a rector set sculptures on his backyard.

Speaker 4 (01:01:35):
Just little adderall might help Jay there.

Speaker 13 (01:01:38):
So who knows, by the.

Speaker 5 (01:01:39):
Way, we make Jeff by the way, now, Jeff Party
is doing great right now? By the way, is he?

Speaker 9 (01:01:45):
Is he?

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
This?

Speaker 4 (01:01:45):
Did you check all them last night?

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
You can tell, man, if you've been around I've been
around enough wasted people to be able to tell when
someone's not wasting right.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
Soon, there is a definite there's a definite difference between
on drugs Jeff Hardy and sober Jeff Hardy. And you
could tell when you watch the matches because sober Jeff
Hardy is infinitely better. I like sober Jeff Harty a
lot better. Chef Eddie for five dollars says, who do

(01:02:19):
we have to murder to get Tricia on the show
full time?

Speaker 5 (01:02:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:02:23):
Probably you probably have to ask her, but she doesn't
watch wrestling really, so you know that would be kind of,
you know, counterproductive.

Speaker 4 (01:02:33):
You and her do great on crime and punishment Punishment.

Speaker 5 (01:02:36):
Sorry you watched it?

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
Hell yeah, man, Me and my wife are are big
fans of that whole you know, true crime. We're working, Yeah,
the interrogations and all that nonsense. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
Yeah, So our next Crime and Punishment, which Crime and Punishment,
by the way, guys, is a true crime podcast that
we have over on tuning Down TV as a member exclusive.
And yeah, Triciaan and I talk about we talk about
crime and murder and all that fun stuff. Yeah, and
our next one is gonna be We're finally doing Ted
Bundy for the next one. So we're gonna actually I

(01:03:10):
said there, we got to do one of the Big
Three for the fifth episode because you know, we we've
kind of beaten around the bush by doing like lesser
known things like we came out strong with the Menendez Brothers,
because that's kind of a big one. But anyway, I'm
I digress.

Speaker 5 (01:03:26):
Yeah, I think so too.

Speaker 4 (01:03:27):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
Trich apparently knows everything there is to know about Ted Bundy.

Speaker 4 (01:03:30):
So four touchdowns people, that's right, mister.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Jamie Jamadia for one nine nine says Breaker versus Fat two.
Please an actual dream match all WrestleMania, you know, Honestly,
I hope WrestleMania has a bunch of like just grudge
matches this year that aren't associated with titles like just
Give Me Give you know, broad Breaker and Jacob Too
would be the icy title obviously, but like, I also

(01:03:55):
want to see a bunch of like, you know, matches
that are just because two guys don't like each other.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Yes, Sammy versus Ko, You're gonna get which is Sammy
and Ko always tear it up, and last night was
an awesome moment when.

Speaker 5 (01:04:11):
I also feel whenever they.

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
Don't know what to do with Kevin Owens, Kevin Owens
wrestles sammy' zay and has a program with him, it
has a fantastic They're always it always still overs, it
always still loves.

Speaker 9 (01:04:24):
But it is it is.

Speaker 4 (01:04:25):
It is the it is neutral, it is the neutral zone.
And for them, I'm sure it's easy money, you know
what I mean? Yeah, easy easy payday.

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
Yeah, I mean I I couldn't even I'm sure the
two of them have wrestled each other, maybe even thousands
of times, counting house shows and stuff like that. And
r O H so Virginia five dollars for the record
off w W E fel we will accept Marvin being
frank Oz as a compromise. Oh to awful? Okay, yes,
but being high Regina instead of Henson. I'll be frank Oz.

(01:04:58):
I can't do any of the frank O's for is
really though, except for Yoda. Virginia Sharp for five dollars says,
maybe Jay goes against Gun through mania and the loss
makes him turn heel. Now they they gotta milk that
they gotta They gotta keep them baby face as long
as those T shirts are selling. John Cena showed us
that as long as the T shirts are selling, the
heel turns not coming. Last Call podcast for ten dollars

(01:05:19):
In all serious is how many people care about move sets?
I love Marv who has been a good pal, but
most fans who got to w W events don't care
about match quality. If they did, DIY would be super popular.
You got a point there, You got a point there,
and you know, talking about move sets that becomes an
ae W conversation.

Speaker 4 (01:05:34):
All right, you're unblocked.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
Yeah, yeah, you've you've earned your way back back into
our good graces. Chris, that was a good point. Double
A for one nine says, yeat smell my feet. I
don't want your main event shortened to the point. John
Williams for nine ninety nine says, don't forget the bloodline.

(01:05:57):
Storyline started with Jay, so fans were already invested with him.
I wouldn't he surprised the og ND game was for Jada.

Speaker 6 (01:06:01):
Turn on Roman before. It's possible, It's very possible.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
All right, We're gonna get to the rest of the
super chats after the next segment. But again, we do
break for super chats fifty dollars or more. So if
you guys said in something fifty hours or more, we
will stop what we're doing and address what you want
us to address. Can we all agree on one thing?

Speaker 4 (01:06:20):
Though?

Speaker 6 (01:06:21):
Man, it must suck to be Jimmy Uso right now?

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
What this guy looks just like you that you know,
you guys are neck and neck and now you got
you got, you got the hot wife, but he got
the superstar.

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
I think I think Jimmy Uso is fine, considering that
he's probably lucky to be where he is with the
dui problem that he was having a little while ago.

Speaker 4 (01:06:44):
So five years ago, bro, he couldn't but he couldn't.

Speaker 6 (01:06:48):
So much as take a sip of Miller Light without
getting behind the wheel.

Speaker 5 (01:06:51):
Yeah, I mean, yeah, it was five years ago, but
he was just let back into Canada like last year.

Speaker 4 (01:06:56):
So it's not like this isn't something that you mean
the first date.

Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
That's right.

Speaker 11 (01:07:02):
Yeah, back into Canada. I told Governor Castro, no way
now without big gin.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
He's a national treasury. You people want him do something
for your people, I said. He said, no, I'm not
gonna do it. In fact, I'm gonna put a lifelong
ban on Jay us So. And I said, fine, go
ahead do it, and he said, okay, j would come
in the country.

Speaker 4 (01:07:35):
Jets.

Speaker 5 (01:07:37):
I personally love Jimmy Uso, by the way, I just
want to make that clear. But I can't understand why
he's not the guy.

Speaker 4 (01:07:43):
He seems like a nice, likable guy. But the problem
is that I have with him, especially at the last night,
is that he seems to be socially inept. And I
think I'm almost guaranteeing that's a work you know what
I mean, Like he's really he's leaning into Yeah, I
think he's he's playing the autistic high schooler. No, I

(01:08:05):
didn't do it Jimmy last night.

Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
No, I'm saying nothing against Jimmy. So guys occasionally we
say things just to be funny. Yes, yeah, really, I
thought he actually had a basis for this. I'm like, oh,
please tell me more about the logic about.

Speaker 15 (01:08:24):
I'm only here for the ha haas. Okay, all right, guys,
you want to talk about Charlottelet's talk about Charlotte.

Speaker 5 (01:08:34):
Let's queen. The Queen came back.

Speaker 13 (01:08:39):
Charlotte.

Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
I mean, look, I mean this won't be as long
as a conversation. I'm sure clearly she is a time
lord and regenerated because she's came back with a new face.

Speaker 5 (01:08:52):
But yeah, she looks so different again. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (01:08:59):
Got a question for you, Mar, for keV and Mar
because you guys are you know, experts at this. My
question is, did she switch through during the promo after
she heard the crowd you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, yeah, okay, sure.

Speaker 9 (01:09:15):
Yeah, that's why the promo was professional. Yeah, Like, I'll
give her this. She does she heal Charlotte as a
way better promo a Charlotte is Okay, he was feeling
her way through. Because you with Charlotte, because she went

(01:09:36):
so much so often, you actually don't know how the
crowd is going to react to her, Right, some crowds
love it. They treat her like it's Rick, and some
crowds treat her like she's Tom Brady.

Speaker 8 (01:09:47):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:09:47):
Hate to interrupt, but I have a follow up, Why
didn't Triple H know.

Speaker 5 (01:09:51):
That I help, Can I give this?

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
I think they sent her out and said it could
go either way, go with it. Personally, I think it
was it was one of those situations where they didn't
know what the reaction was gonna be. Her reaction at
Roy Rumble was kind of mixed, and I think that
deep down what they wanted to do was probably do
some kind of double turn at some point with her
and Tiffy, where she goes in as the baby face

(01:10:19):
and and Tiffy.

Speaker 5 (01:10:20):
Kind of comes from behind and gets the respect. And
I kind of really hope they don't. They need to.

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
They need to avoid the They have to avoid the
the the the instinct to turn Tiffy heel. I think
she or to turn her face. She's got to stay here.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
She's they're already teasing, thank you, thank you, and teasing
it though there's nothing that kills there's nothing that kills
an amazing heel that a forced faced.

Speaker 4 (01:10:46):
Dude just like it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
But you know what, I've been wrong about that before.
When they turned the New Day baby face like a
million years ago, I said, oh, this is a mistake.
They're not gonna be as good anymore. Yeah, Oh, then
they weren't.

Speaker 4 (01:10:58):
Because they threw pancakes in the audience.

Speaker 13 (01:11:00):
Marve.

Speaker 4 (01:11:00):
That gets anybody, and it's become a face. That's not
how they became a face.

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
We we tuned into the to the twenty four hour
stream that they were doing when they were just playing
Royal Rumble Matches, and we came in in like the
like last third of one of the rumbles, and we're
watching and like somebody gets thrown up by the announced
table and there's pancakes all over the floor and my
wife goes, what the hell is that?

Speaker 6 (01:11:28):
I said, Oh, yeah, Kofey.

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
Kofe got to a point where he wasn't able to
actually do cool things to stay in the ring anymore,
so we had to have him walk on pancakes. The
worst one that was I think that was the year
where where everybody was like, all right, coffey, that's enough,
We're done with this.

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
Adam Rose one wasn't great either, when he got thrown
out and then had the crowd surf on the Adam
Rose the rosebuds thrown back in the ring.

Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
That's a human being that I forgot existed. But yeah,
I do think Charlotte and Tiffy is the way to go.
That's definitely the match that you want to do. Do
you give but do you have Tiffy beat her or
do you have Charlotte. I think they want Charlotte to
get to seventeen.

Speaker 5 (01:12:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:12:16):
I wouldn't do Charlotte seventeen this year because it's gonna
be overshadowed by scene it.

Speaker 4 (01:12:20):
No matter what happens, don't do it, Do not do it.
Charlotte's biggest reign was during the like the crappy divas era, okay,
and then she became a star in this new era

(01:12:41):
and she's not even really a star. I'm going to
be the dissenting voice in this thing. Charlotte is not
over to me. The way she first off. Her presentation
coming back after the rumble was terrible. Why are you
dressed like that? You look awful? Okay, that's all I've got.
I will recognize that, a terrible job.

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
I'm in the I will recognize that Charlotte Flair is
the greatest female wrestler, wrestler possible, possible. I will recognize
that I don't feel anything for Charlotte flairn you thattured
professional wrestler.

Speaker 9 (01:13:20):
Absolutely not that's insane.

Speaker 4 (01:13:24):
Yeah, you're way off.

Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
I don't try to poo poo anyone's opinion. Awful, but
that's that, that's a wild opinion.

Speaker 9 (01:13:34):
Is a level to a lifetime athlete. But it's and
the fact that she is as good as.

Speaker 16 (01:13:41):
This only dic say that with on the docket is
a different animal. How about that Charlotte was supposed to.

Speaker 9 (01:13:53):
Be a gymnast. She only did this because she wanted
to live out her brother's dream for her brother, and
then she wound up being as good as she was.
No one see, no one seen that coming. The woman
is a su especially when she broke in. She's a
superior athlete.

Speaker 4 (01:14:10):
She just is.

Speaker 9 (01:14:11):
Rio Ripley is a different kind of athlete. Then that's
I think that's where you get your parallels from. But
Rhea Charlotte. Charlotte's popularity exploded because of the kind of
athlete Charlotte was. She was more physical than all the
other girls. She was stronger than all the other girls.
She was more athletic than all the other girl's wreck.

Speaker 4 (01:14:33):
Promos and all the girls and all the girls. She
is not She's mid I'm so sorry. I'm not gonna
I'm not gonna budge from this.

Speaker 5 (01:14:43):
You just don't like her because she has a flat
white girl, but you.

Speaker 4 (01:14:46):
Can that's not true. Wrong, wrong, I saw what I saw.
I saw what I saw yesterday. I saw what I
saw yesterday, and I saw what I saw a long
time ago.

Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
The jeopardy, The jeopardy is, uh question is what can
This is what Charlotte Flair can do for awful and
not a damn thing.

Speaker 5 (01:15:06):
Hell no, point me to.

Speaker 4 (01:15:07):
A black woman? How about that? But I thought I
was gonna get crapped on just for saying that I
don't feel anything for Charlotte. Thank you, awful, Thank you
for taking that bullet for I don't. I'll take that bullet.
I feel lucky for Charlotte. She goes to the same
promo class as shots of banks. I don't know how
the hell. Oh wait, go ahead, tell me stop. Okay,

(01:15:29):
let me tell you something. She had an announcing, shrilly
voice last night. I was not impressed. I was impressed,
thanks to Tom and keV for letting me know. Like,
she knows how to switch course. Yeah, yeah, she knows
how to switch lanes. That that was impressive, especially after
what you and keV just told me. That was awesome.
But other than that, her announcing skills, her her promo,

(01:15:53):
like what did she say?

Speaker 5 (01:15:55):
Hello?

Speaker 4 (01:15:56):
I forgot the city, but hello, and it was just
like this, yeah, hello Cleveland. Boom, Get her off the screen,
get her out of here. Rear Ripley has so much
more passion, so much more And I don't care about.

Speaker 7 (01:16:10):
The year that that that that she had more passionate promo,
But yeah, better Charlotte Charlotte.

Speaker 4 (01:16:21):
In comparison, give her the butterfly title, then the Charlotte.

Speaker 9 (01:16:27):
Charlotte. Charlotte's promo is structured specifically because she is the
daughter of royalty. She is above she is above it all.

Speaker 4 (01:16:36):
Why can't she inflect? Why does she have no intonation
in her in her in her, in her, in her tone,
like I'm hearing the same announcing type voice as Scascer Banks.

Speaker 9 (01:16:46):
She's not having promo, She's speaking to her plubians. It
is like it's like it's like Queen Lindsey coming out
and and and and giving you the the Christmas Morning,
the Christmas Morning Greetings from Buckingham Palace. Charlotte isn't coming promo.
The only time you ever see Charlotte cud a promo
is if she is directly responding, either to an attack

(01:17:06):
or to someone's a verbal assault. Whenever she comes out,
she she she's just addressing. She's addressing the people.

Speaker 4 (01:17:13):
She's the.

Speaker 3 (01:17:17):
Mean is what it is.

Speaker 9 (01:17:19):
But let's say where you and where you and this
are correct and not having any feelings for Charlotte is
because Charlotte is a sixteen time champion in less than
half the time it took her father to get there.

Speaker 3 (01:17:35):
So Charlotte, even though she's been.

Speaker 9 (01:17:39):
Is still but well, listen, it was by designing. Yes,
it's wrestling, it's all byfacturer.

Speaker 4 (01:17:48):
You're You're absolutely right, I understand. I'm just trying to.

Speaker 9 (01:17:51):
But at the same time, she also won that many
because she was better than everybody else. That at the
end of the day, you take the belt off of
her is tips you put it back and she she's
back on top. She earned her spot. But sometimes when
you win too much, and it's just it's just when

(01:18:11):
people see Charlotte, it is a foregone conclusion in their
head that she's going to win. And it's again it's
a Tom Brady effect. People just don't like that level
of sports excellence anymore. For whatever reason Charlotte is a viable,
a viable opponent whoever it's going to be, It'll probably

(01:18:34):
be Tiffany because they can't run the parallels. But I
just it's yeah, it's it's just, it's it's tough with Charlotte.
It's tough with charl without it's real tough with Charlotte.

Speaker 5 (01:18:46):
There is another side to this.

Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
There's there's another side to this where you're talking about
women's wrestlers who in the past haven't had careers longer
than seven eight years at a time, and we're looking now,
we're staring down Charlotte, who is going into what her
second decade shortly, and it's gonna be interesting to see
how the fans react to that type of thing, because

(01:19:09):
say what you want about where we are with women's wrestling,
there are still people I see all I saw quite
a few people on Sunday saying Charlotte's time has passed
her by. And you think about, like, what would you
say about a man who's been in the business as
long as Charlotte has. Nobody would say their time has
passed them by. But people are saying that about Charlotte,

(01:19:31):
And you know.

Speaker 4 (01:19:32):
Why, because the male wrestlers don't get plastic surgery. Sorry,
they yes, they do. They do. They do the rocket
of books that I was just about to say, Rock
did have the titty job.

Speaker 5 (01:19:46):
Go ahead, Johnson has had work. But I'm just saying
it's it's an.

Speaker 4 (01:19:50):
Interesting it's an interesting case that he personally, like I said,
with me, with Charlotte, it's not it has nothing to do.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
I think I did it. I'm like mar Is with
jay Uso on this. I understand it. I don't see
anything wrong with it.

Speaker 5 (01:20:04):
It's just not for me.

Speaker 4 (01:20:06):
I've never connected with Charlotte. I don't know why.

Speaker 5 (01:20:08):
I just haven't.

Speaker 4 (01:20:09):
But it is going to be interesting to see if
she continues to be accepted.

Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
Or if they if they fire is an eel, or
if she just gets that go away heat, because wrestling
fans are trained to kind of get rid of women
after seven or eight years.

Speaker 4 (01:20:25):
You know that always.

Speaker 9 (01:20:27):
It's really it's it's more of a physiological thing, right, Right,
You've got two things going one. Listen, it's smaller frames.
We all know smaller wrestling is not kind to a
particular frame, right. You need thick muscles, the thick muscles
to to to.

Speaker 4 (01:20:46):
To have a lengthy career Dakota Kai.

Speaker 9 (01:20:51):
Yeah, the girl. The girls were out faster. But here's
the other part of it too. A lot of the
times they have they have to make a decision, am
I am I going to have a family or am
I going to wrestle this that we're in a this
is uncharted territory where look at look at Kimns Michelle

(01:21:12):
versus Becky Lynch, look at door Marie versus Becky Lynch.
They wanted to go have babies, and they were essentially
excommunicated for wanting to stop to have a family. You know,
whether it was intentional or not. You know, Canvas was
not really given the full allotment of time to go
have the baby and and you know, and and be

(01:21:34):
prepared to come back. She just wasn't and she was
and she was punished for it. The Becky, you know,
where she's in an environment where you know, we don't fly,
We get you a tour bus, you know, all of
this other crap. We make a combination for the schedule.
So this is this is a different this is a
different space for the girls that that you know, you're

(01:21:57):
talking about performers who are there very late, very early
twenties and yes, had you know eight years was the
eight years was the cutoff because yes, the older you
get the hardest to have kids or they meet somebody
they want to settle down, and you had to make
a tough choice. Yeah, this is just just it's different.
It's just different. You know.

Speaker 4 (01:22:20):
You know what's so funny. I'm just now realized, you
know what, you know what Charlotte story arket and you
guys again, Kevin and Kevin and Marv. You guys know movies.
Tell me Charlotte Flair's arc, Tell me her, tell me
her heroes journey that broad always wins. There are there

(01:22:41):
is no there right, okay, but even in as a village,
there's something to latch on, something on.

Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
She is the She is the undeniable. She's the undeniable villain.

Speaker 4 (01:22:52):
She is great. So she's stilled great, hold on, hold on,
I let you talk.

Speaker 6 (01:22:56):
She is she is the most infuriaated of them all.

Speaker 2 (01:23:00):
She's the most infuriating villain of all because she is
the villain that tells you that she's the best and
then goes out there and is the best.

Speaker 4 (01:23:07):
What's her vulnerability?

Speaker 5 (01:23:09):
She's she is.

Speaker 4 (01:23:11):
She doesn't need.

Speaker 13 (01:23:18):
Love.

Speaker 2 (01:23:18):
It her knees, her knees. She doesn't need to go
out there and have a major challenge.

Speaker 5 (01:23:26):
Guys.

Speaker 6 (01:23:28):
You know what you guys talk.

Speaker 4 (01:23:32):
I couldn't.

Speaker 5 (01:23:33):
I couldn't not say monogamy.

Speaker 6 (01:23:34):
Come on, no, no, you were right.

Speaker 5 (01:23:36):
That was funny.

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
But my point is gone, So let's move on, all right.
So you know what we learned this week? A little
something from uh well and an a w insider account
that we know of that that has a very good
record that we all pretty much think is legit.

Speaker 5 (01:23:57):
This I probably shouldn't name them, right just because.

Speaker 4 (01:24:00):
I mean, but it's up to you.

Speaker 5 (01:24:02):
I don't not if you're gonna show it, not if
you're gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:24:05):
Show I am gonna show it. And it's it's it's
cut out of what we were showing. So I will
just say at AW someone that we believe knows what
they're talking about.

Speaker 5 (01:24:15):
Okay. So Mercedes Monet tweeted this out.

Speaker 2 (01:24:20):
And she said, tired of that desk respect because one
of the AW I guess what is she another wrestler
like brought out this puppet and did like a like
a she did actually some pretty solid vantriloquism.

Speaker 5 (01:24:33):
Yeah, Harley Cameron, Yeah, Yeah, she did.

Speaker 6 (01:24:36):
Some pretty solid arilochism.

Speaker 2 (01:24:37):
But look, look what our look what our insider says
here they want to change the Google search for a
e W puppet because that YouTube show really gets to.

Speaker 6 (01:24:48):
A certain someone.

Speaker 2 (01:24:53):
And then someone someone pointed out which show could that be,
and he said, yep, that's the one.

Speaker 5 (01:25:00):
I'm sure he's in here somewhere.

Speaker 2 (01:25:02):
Quick way to get sent home is to be watching
that on your phone back stage.

Speaker 4 (01:25:09):
Someone send the link to Ray Phoenix.

Speaker 2 (01:25:12):
Yeah for really, Well, look he's already homes.

Speaker 6 (01:25:16):
You send home this. It doesn't get you fired.

Speaker 2 (01:25:19):
Yeah, it's like watching me is the equivalent of punching
Sammy Gavara in the Heads.

Speaker 6 (01:25:27):
You don't get fired, you just get a paid vacation.

Speaker 2 (01:25:31):
So apparently he's really upset because and I I spoke
to the insider a bit and and we talked and
I was like, there's no way, man, because like my
channel's not that big, Like yeah, I can't imagine. He's like,
oh no, dude, Like so yeah, he was basically like,
you know, it's a thing, like he said, I think

(01:25:51):
what he said, if someone made a puppet of you,
wouldn't you watch? I said, probably not to be honest,
I'm probably because I'm the king of ignore it. But
you've now sold for me, Tony, and that means we're
working on a new headlock at once.

Speaker 4 (01:26:07):
Mar Marv, I'm gonna mute because I have a question
I'd love to know the answer to. Can you tell
the people of the chat like your switcheroo moment, like
where because there was a moment where you thought that
like this was all bs, this was all crap, and
then something happened it was lovely.

Speaker 1 (01:26:29):
Wit what Yeah, you were like, okay, you know in
the group, Appel said that he said that you he
thought that you were the cause of the big Puppet movement.

Speaker 5 (01:26:42):
Oh yes, and you I know I am. I am
the king of that.

Speaker 2 (01:26:49):
There's no way I'm that I am the king of
There's no way I have had that kind of effect
on anything.

Speaker 4 (01:26:54):
Okay, get your flowers, mar because it's not I.

Speaker 6 (01:26:59):
Have been told I am the post of child for
imposter syndrome.

Speaker 4 (01:27:02):
I kind of have this.

Speaker 2 (01:27:03):
I've always had Kevin Kevill tell you, I've always had
this mentality of oh, if it's the thing that I
could do, anyone could do it. And uh, it wasn't
that wasn't. It wasn't until people started sending me song
parody ideas that I was like, oh, maybe other people
can't do this as well, But yeah, it was.

Speaker 5 (01:27:20):
It wasn't until Mole said it.

Speaker 2 (01:27:24):
It wasn't until it wasn't until the insiders said it
that I was like, oh, okay, because that's someone that
that's not just like you know, we we we used
to like you to me what you said off?

Speaker 4 (01:27:37):
What was the equivalent of.

Speaker 2 (01:27:38):
Like one day you're sitting there, like on your couch
with your friend and you're like, Triple A should win
the should win the world title, and the next week
he wins.

Speaker 5 (01:27:44):
It and you're like, oh he heard me.

Speaker 4 (01:27:47):
Like, no, no, nowhere near bad analogy, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:27:50):
No, I know that it's a bad analogy, but in
my head that's that's the same thing, because in my head,
I'm just I'm just speaking out into nothingness.

Speaker 8 (01:28:00):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:28:00):
I appreciate your humility, Marv, but let me take over
from here. You go ahead. Tony Kahan watches this show.
Tony Kahan's orbiters watch this show.

Speaker 6 (01:28:14):
They this show.

Speaker 4 (01:28:15):
They probably watched No No, No, No again again. Remember Marvel, we.

Speaker 1 (01:28:19):
Were supposed to have an interview a couple of weeks
ago that quickly got shut down because someone got a
letter to their lawyer.

Speaker 6 (01:28:26):
So that's that's true.

Speaker 9 (01:28:29):
You know, we've been on the radar since we broke
the RoboCop story. Sometimes talk to your boy, Talk to
your boy.

Speaker 2 (01:28:41):
I just I think it's I just think it's funny
that you know. But now here's my question. Do you
think he's gonna lean all the way? I might be
giving him an idea here. Do you think he's gonna
lean all the way into it and actually do what
Tony Kahn puppet on there? So at some point, yes,
I don't, don't. I don't think because I don't think
he'll do I don't think he will because because I
don't think he will, because that will make me so

(01:29:04):
much more powerful, like he doesn't.

Speaker 7 (01:29:08):
Do you really think that Tony Khan is the kind
of guy that can laugh at himself.

Speaker 2 (01:29:11):
And that's the other thing. That's the other thing. There's
no way he'll be able to laugh at himself about it.

Speaker 1 (01:29:16):
No, I don't think he'll do it on TV. I
don't think he'll ever have a voyster character of what
I think you will.

Speaker 17 (01:29:21):
You will.

Speaker 4 (01:29:22):
We will see a picture on Twitter of someone presenting
Tony Khan with his own puppet made after him because
they love him so much.

Speaker 1 (01:29:31):
Look at all you know, that's what we'll get. We'll
get a picture of a Tony Kahan puppet, just so
he can be the algorithm.

Speaker 2 (01:29:37):
At that point, I'm telling you right now, I've got
about fifteen written song parodies ready to go. If that
puppet happens, they're all dropping that week. But I will
also like to say, this is a hack puppet, by
the way, whoever made this, it's terrible. The outfit's not bad,

(01:29:58):
but that looks that looks like a like like one
of those puppets you buy on Amazon that somebody just altered.
And I'm like, you can't, You're you're you're a billionaire,
hire a puppet maker.

Speaker 4 (01:30:07):
You can't put your hand in its ass to make
a talk.

Speaker 2 (01:30:11):
I'll make it for you if you want, Tony, send me,
send me a couple of grand and I'll do it
for you. But yeah, I mean, yeah. The funny thing
the fact that it was Mercedes Bonett, you know, because
we you know, we are. I have a feeling, I
have a feeling that that we've stopped that bro.

Speaker 4 (01:30:28):
There were two other professional wrestlers that had puppets presented
to them as well.

Speaker 6 (01:30:33):
Oh right, Tony Storm had one too, right, right?

Speaker 5 (01:30:36):
Really Harley Cameron had one.

Speaker 4 (01:30:39):
Yeah, so I don't want to hear about middle aged
men playing with puppets.

Speaker 2 (01:30:44):
Okay, yeah, the a W puppets Like, oh that's great,
it's like the muppets.

Speaker 5 (01:30:47):
I'm like my mother, motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (01:30:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:30:50):
Really, you tell me that I'm a freak for this?
You know, kiss our ass?

Speaker 8 (01:30:57):
What did I miss?

Speaker 9 (01:30:58):
Drop drop a f bombs a good?

Speaker 8 (01:31:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:31:01):
Man, join the club?

Speaker 2 (01:31:07):
I think MARS channel and okay, on the TV channel.

Speaker 1 (01:31:09):
No, but because Marv wanted to call me an asshole
so bad that he decided to change the entire rule
set for me.

Speaker 5 (01:31:27):
He demonetized the entire channel and.

Speaker 3 (01:31:32):
So on.

Speaker 4 (01:31:33):
So keV on Thursday, you can't say the Fantastic Four.
What you have to say the Fantastic Four was suh yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:31:47):
The yeah on the TV show?

Speaker 2 (01:31:49):
Well, because the TV show crosses over with a lot
of other channels, uh forward to us that our family
friendly channels. So because of that, I keep I was
keeping all of the content, uh, you know, pretty much.

Speaker 4 (01:32:00):
And one of the had a step child.

Speaker 6 (01:32:03):
No, it's not that this is the this is the
this is the original channel.

Speaker 5 (01:32:06):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 4 (01:32:07):
Boys?

Speaker 5 (01:32:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:32:08):
Boys, this is the channel that gets like the most
like love. That's why it takes so long for things
to come out, because all this effort goes in. I
try to tuning down TV video out in two hours.
But yeah, you know it's I guess it's I guess
it's something for something. When guys, the next time of
Longhadlines is gonna be lit. We gotta have something with

(01:32:30):
we gotta have something with with Tony and Tony.

Speaker 5 (01:32:34):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Did you just say lit? Yeah?
I did.

Speaker 4 (01:32:39):
Awesome, I'm so proud of you.

Speaker 2 (01:32:49):
But yeah, So that that was kind of a cool
thing that happened the other day. I was like super
excited about it. So in other in other news, by
the way, guys, real quick, I just wanted to share
you guys. Apparently Rob van Dam discovered the internet the.

Speaker 8 (01:33:02):
Other day.

Speaker 2 (01:33:07):
Because much like Glenn Quagmire before him, and somebody was like, hey,
you know, Rob, he got all that.

Speaker 5 (01:33:13):
Porn on the Internet. And he's like, wait, wait really.

Speaker 4 (01:33:22):
That's surprising.

Speaker 5 (01:33:24):
Yeah right, Maybe he didn't know.

Speaker 4 (01:33:27):
Maybe he didn't know I thought she was able to
keep it away from him for years.

Speaker 2 (01:33:38):
You don't know, you don't know, you don't know settlers
of Catan. But you get the Rob you get the
Rob van Dam's wife reference.

Speaker 4 (01:33:43):
I got you.

Speaker 2 (01:33:43):
I do. By the way, for the record, I hate
board games, but you love Just all right, We're not
gonna have.

Speaker 4 (01:33:56):
Came alive in the second hour. Sorry, Hey, what's going
on everybody? I'm still picturing rv D at the computer
like you did this? What did you do?

Speaker 5 (01:34:07):
I was on the internet and I found something weird.
I Google.

Speaker 4 (01:34:10):
I put your name into my Google box? Do you
think he had the keys? I thought you?

Speaker 5 (01:34:23):
I thought you weren't in a Tanning salon?

Speaker 3 (01:34:25):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (01:34:27):
I think I think he types with I think he
types with his thumbs doing the Rob van Damn thing.
All right, guys, it's time for everyone's favorite moment of
the show. What little salument we had to call that's

(01:34:47):
Dave for you. Well, probably nothing as great as last
week when we did racist Dave Meltzer because that was
just chef's kiss, But shout out v Dave Meltzer has
and yes I do have Dave Meltzer blocked as you
can see because he blocked me and I don't play
that game.

Speaker 4 (01:35:07):
Uh are you serious? Hold on, stopped the presses. What happened?

Speaker 2 (01:35:10):
What Dave Melcher blocked? Dave Meltzer blocked me long before
I had a channel.

Speaker 4 (01:35:15):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:35:17):
Yeah, Meltzer blocked me like well over a year ago.
And when someone blocks me, they get blocked back because
I don't. I don't let people do the like I
have a listener content blocked with I don't play the
You're gonna unblock to snipe at me and then high
like the same.

Speaker 5 (01:35:31):
We don't play that game.

Speaker 4 (01:35:34):
So uh.

Speaker 2 (01:35:35):
Dave Meltzer took a lot of crap this week for
the fact that he said that that Alexa Bliss was
nowhere near coming back, and Alexa Bliss came back once again.

Speaker 6 (01:35:47):
It's you know, it's the old Dave Meltzer special.

Speaker 2 (01:35:50):
Uh So that somebody says that anybody fact checked this
guy recently, didn't he post that Alexa Bliss was not
returning to w W anytime soon. This guy's reputation has
been soiled and I think he should just leave the
internet now. I'm sure this guy, Vicious Cave has got
a ton of followers and it's just a huge Yeah,
he's got fourteen followers and it's following one hundred people,
and Dave Meltzer decided that he was going to retweet

(01:36:13):
him talking about not choose called battles. This guy's got
fourteen followers, one of which is Sergeant Slutter apparently, but
he was Actually I never posted a thing. I did
cover the story in the past two issues, first saying
that she's not coming back until they reach an agreement.
Late breaking news, folks wrestling talent, I'm coming back until

(01:36:36):
agreement is reached, and second saying they weren't close. All right,
So you did post it?

Speaker 5 (01:36:42):
Oh, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:36:43):
Oh I never posted it on Twitter. I just reported
it on my platform. What argument is this, Samaritans. I
was told that by the same person who allowed me
to break the codey leaving a W from a W
side and not WW east Side and Austin Wrestling Owens
is media before anyone else.

Speaker 6 (01:37:04):
You've got to put himself over there too.

Speaker 8 (01:37:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:37:06):
Remember I was right about this, and within the company
that was the belief at the time. The claim is
still the deal was completed very late. But I think
they worked people internally, No, they worked you. They worked you,
you were a huge idiot.

Speaker 1 (01:37:25):
They do work people internally, though, that's I I do
have to point that out because there are a lot
of people who are like, no, w W would never
work their work.

Speaker 4 (01:37:32):
Of course they would work their employees. Of course work
their employee. Can I asked a question? Yeah, can I
ask why? I'm just I'm completely curious and angering They.

Speaker 2 (01:37:43):
Don't want to get to they want the trip, wants
the surprise mactor so he doesn't.

Speaker 1 (01:37:47):
Want to get out, and also to weed out rats, right,
they give people fake stories and then they know when
the story leaks who leaked it because he gave them
the fake story so you'll And also because it's fun
to mess with Terry Taylor.

Speaker 4 (01:38:03):
That's probably another reason I know that you think.

Speaker 2 (01:38:06):
You have always been of the mindset that Meltzer's only
WWE sources Terry.

Speaker 4 (01:38:09):
Taylor, because it makes so much sense.

Speaker 2 (01:38:13):
That really does, because I would assume I don't know
what Terry Taylor actually does. I guess he must be
an agent. But like, gosh, do you think it's like
when they they used to say that they would play
the mean gene game in the locker room where somebody
would go tell mean Jene some like fake gossip and
then they'd sit back and watch as mean Jane would

(01:38:33):
then go run to like tell someone else.

Speaker 6 (01:38:35):
And and just just watch the telephone game happen.

Speaker 5 (01:38:38):
Yeah. Well, Terry Taylor is a known stooge for Meltzer.
Like everyone knows it. It's a joke in the industry,
and Bruce Pritchard has.

Speaker 4 (01:38:47):
Joked about it.

Speaker 1 (01:38:48):
Eric Bischoff has said that he fed Terry Taylor fake
stories to give to Meltzer.

Speaker 4 (01:38:53):
It's it's something that everyone knows.

Speaker 2 (01:38:56):
But do you think Terry Taylor knows that he's getting
fake stories to bring to melts or it's like, is
he eat on the grift or is Terry Taylor being grifted?

Speaker 4 (01:39:03):
Terry Taylor's being grifted.

Speaker 6 (01:39:05):
I think what they do is it's way more fun
to believe that.

Speaker 1 (01:39:08):
I think what they do is they give him enough
that he's always like, Okay, they're not gonna do it anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:39:14):
They're not gonna do it.

Speaker 1 (01:39:15):
This is real, This was real, this was real. Okay,
we're good, and then they just throw something like this
at him and.

Speaker 13 (01:39:23):
Go ahead.

Speaker 4 (01:39:25):
You mean that man goes home every night, goes to
his wife, he goes hey, listen. Uh, they said, uh,
it seems about to turn the heel. And he's just like,
I totally believe it. I'm about to tell Melzer, should I.

Speaker 5 (01:39:45):
Should I tell him this? She's like, no, Terry, don't tell.

Speaker 10 (01:39:50):
Get to bed, done to bed.

Speaker 4 (01:39:55):
Get off the computer. Talking to Davy. They have four
hour conversations. I'm sure they do. I'm sure they do.

Speaker 5 (01:40:06):
Laying on the tummies is not showing up there.

Speaker 2 (01:40:13):
They're they're nowhere. The guys, they're Dave, They're nowhere near
mean while she's getting the bags at the airport, they're
nowhere near it.

Speaker 4 (01:40:25):
And it's funny.

Speaker 1 (01:40:26):
It's funny because like Peter b and Saider the night
before said, as far as we know, they haven't, they haven't,
you know, come to a deal.

Speaker 5 (01:40:32):
And the next day they're like, oh no, they came
to a deal.

Speaker 4 (01:40:34):
She's coming up. Meltzer.

Speaker 1 (01:40:36):
I looked back because I was wrong, because I can't
see everything, Meltzer says, because he blocked me. But so
I went back and looked it up. And Meltzer, even
like right before the show, was sticking by his gun. Nope,
she's not gonna be there. Like other places were reporting
that it was a ton deal and she was coming
back and she's like, no, he's not.

Speaker 6 (01:40:53):
Has has Meltzer blocked all of us except for keV?

Speaker 4 (01:40:56):
Nope, he did not block me.

Speaker 2 (01:40:59):
I said, that's why he wants to be like, see,
I've got friends that are some of them.

Speaker 4 (01:41:05):
You know it's because he doesn't.

Speaker 7 (01:41:07):
Are you to say awful as Dave's de I friske
Dave's friends.

Speaker 2 (01:41:14):
Look, these are my best buds who I respond to keV,
he responds to Kevin, doesn't block him. Wow, Brian, that
would be a hate crime.

Speaker 4 (01:41:26):
I really am saying.

Speaker 1 (01:41:28):
I missed last week because I got blocked by Dave
Meltzer for calling him racist?

Speaker 4 (01:41:33):
Didn't you call him racist?

Speaker 2 (01:41:34):
Over?

Speaker 4 (01:41:34):
Yeah? Really, why did you call him racist?

Speaker 5 (01:41:36):
He was?

Speaker 4 (01:41:37):
It wasn't really it was. It was it was more like,
I am, Look, you can't work out of his joke, folks.

Speaker 1 (01:41:42):
You know he was talking about he was talking about
how WW wasn't pushing black people or he was involved
in a conversation with that, And I said, oh, yeah,
this good point. Why didn't you give any other black
wrestlers besides Butcher Reid? He gave Butcher Reid a five
star rating and then you didn't give any other for
thirty years after that?

Speaker 4 (01:41:58):
Is there a reason for that?

Speaker 2 (01:42:00):
And then he not one single black person had a
good match for thirty years thirty What do you think
NXT is Black people haven't had good matches since until
a W came around.

Speaker 1 (01:42:15):
You know, by the way, you know who the black
person was that he gave a five star rating to
break the streak was velveteen Dream and a six man match.

Speaker 4 (01:42:23):
Into Hey man, its innocent.

Speaker 9 (01:42:32):
He didn't give Elix Skipper five stars to do the
her Coronto off on the top of the cage and TN.

Speaker 4 (01:42:37):
I don't think he.

Speaker 1 (01:42:38):
I don't know if he ever gave a TNA match
five stars, Like, uh no, that's not true. He did
give the three Way five stars, but that's pretty much
like he did not.

Speaker 4 (01:42:46):
Like, Wow, what a name from the past, Elix Skipper,
I met him.

Speaker 2 (01:42:58):
All right, I'm looking right now out to see if
if TNA ever got any uh five star matches.

Speaker 1 (01:43:07):
Let me go to his yeah, because he would always
talk bad about TNA because they ruined.

Speaker 5 (01:43:11):
Ring of Honor.

Speaker 4 (01:43:12):
That wasn't there a match And I'm not even familiar
with Yeah, I'm not familiar with TNA, but wasn't there
like a Kurt Angle Samoa Joe AJ Styles match.

Speaker 5 (01:43:20):
That got five stars.

Speaker 2 (01:43:22):
Chris, No, it's Chris Daniels, AJ Styles and Samari Joe gotcha?

Speaker 4 (01:43:26):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:43:28):
Let's see first John Cena from Money in the Bank
five stars.

Speaker 5 (01:43:32):
That's weird. He loved seeing punk back then Huge Punk.
Oh well not anymore.

Speaker 6 (01:43:41):
I'm just I'm looking at all the WB matches. He's
given five stars to.

Speaker 2 (01:43:47):
X n XT Takeover Philadelphia, two matches, Gargana and Champa
from Takeover New Orleans, the Richt the match that had
Ricochet and Velveteen Dream in it that got five stars
in twenty eighteen.

Speaker 4 (01:44:01):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (01:44:01):
One take you pretty out in the chat he never
gave Kurt Angle five stars ever, No, not once, not once,
not once ever, That's right.

Speaker 5 (01:44:08):
Look he didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:44:08):
I don't even think he gave Undertaker and Shawn at
WrestleMania twenty five five stars.

Speaker 8 (01:44:13):
Mmm what No?

Speaker 2 (01:44:18):
Yeah, he hold on Undertaker Shawn Michaels WrestleMania twenty five
star rating the okay Dave Meltzer explains the Undertaker Sean
Michael's five stars snub star. Let's see Wrestling Society. Okay,

(01:44:39):
get to the point. Uh, some people take an issue
with perceived bias against WWE.

Speaker 6 (01:44:43):
Blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (01:44:44):
Only four WrestleMania matches in history have achieved five stars,
with two of those coming in twenty twenty three, but
many fields, some classics have been overlood in the regard,
not least the Undertaker in Shawn Michael's famous bout in
two thousand and nine. He talked to Chris Van Vliet
about it, and Meltzer explained why he didn't think that
match could said by many the greatest in wrestling history
to get five stars. Oh, I mean number one. When
I watched it, I thought, this is pretty damn close.

(01:45:07):
And whatever I say, pretty damn close. That's a four
three quarter star match. I gotta be like one hundred percent. Okay,
So two of the greatest wrestlers, I mean literally after
that match, which just you know, I mean I already
rated the match, but I just remember it.

Speaker 5 (01:45:21):
I mean, he's.

Speaker 2 (01:45:25):
These are two of the all time grades. I just
love that all the you know's are in there. They
don't clean up. Someone called me up, you know, what
do you think? And I go, I thought that match
is freaking awesome. That match was fantastic, and it's like,
you know, basically, uh one was if I tried to
do a match like that, If I did a match
like that, I'd have to fight my way out of
the dressing room because so many guys would have heat
for me for killing the finisher. And you could say

(01:45:47):
a lot about the other matches. His problem with it
was that it killed the finisher.

Speaker 4 (01:45:54):
That was his problem. And he said this to.

Speaker 2 (01:45:59):
Chris Fleet in twenty twenty three. Oh, when I showed
an Undertaker, the first one, the same.

Speaker 7 (01:46:13):
Interview that Chris Van Vliet kind of embarrassed him by
asking Dave how he comes up with his match ratings.

Speaker 6 (01:46:19):
Yeah, probably because it's probably the last one he ever
did with him.

Speaker 4 (01:46:24):
Dave didn't really have an answer.

Speaker 5 (01:46:26):
Yeah, it's a matter of whether or not I like
the guy. I mean, his russell.

Speaker 2 (01:46:32):
I mean it's like to be like to be like, oh, well,
they kicked out of too many finishers. While he's over
here tonguing will Ausprey's sack us like fact's not a
bad word. No, you're good, we're lacking.

Speaker 4 (01:46:57):
The ship was funny.

Speaker 2 (01:46:59):
Yeah, I just I like unmitigated, Like, how does he
look at himself? In the mirror being such a Do
you think he knows he's a hypocrite? Do you think
he says these things like eternally winces being like, ah,
I gotta keep the grift up or do you think
he just like has selective amnesia.

Speaker 7 (01:47:16):
No, he keeps the grift up because he's constantly trying
to validate every single argument that somebody presents him, whether
it's on social media or on the show.

Speaker 4 (01:47:25):
It's like, you know, why did you say that, Dave? Ah,
here's a reason.

Speaker 7 (01:47:29):
You know, Like he always he can't just take the
l He just can't take the knee and say, you know, he.

Speaker 4 (01:47:35):
Said that last week. Like he can't say I don't know,
I'll look into that. He can't say any of that stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:47:41):
You can't take any personal responsibility. Everything, right, there's an
excuse for everything. It's somebody else's fault.

Speaker 2 (01:47:49):
He's like, it must be nice to live as him,
because I would love to live a life of no regrets. Yeah,
because that man has never regretted a single thing that
he has ever done in his life.

Speaker 4 (01:48:02):
You know, here's who he is. Okay, Dave Malterer.

Speaker 1 (01:48:05):
In high school, there was always like the one nerdy kid,
or the unpopular kid who for some reason kind of
got in with the jocks or at least.

Speaker 4 (01:48:13):
Thought that they did right. They thought they were cool,
the jocks.

Speaker 1 (01:48:17):
And it might have been because they were doing they
were taking, you know, they were getting off of his homework,
or it might have been because he would help him
stuck up the teachers, or that he was writing for
the school excuse me. For whatever reason, he would get
in with them, and then they'd make fun of him
when he wasn't around, But he still walked around like
he was. He was top of the class and one
of those popular kids there.

Speaker 4 (01:48:37):
That's who this just described himself.

Speaker 5 (01:48:40):
No, I didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:48:43):
I didn't have any I didn't have a social security
No I didn't. I didn't have jock friends in high school.
I wish no, But yeah, I mean got one. Now
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:48:55):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:48:55):
You know who he is, Guys, you know who he is.

Speaker 2 (01:48:57):
He's that kid in high school that couldn't place sports
because you know, if he gets cut, he'll never stop.
So he goes to wrestling shows and shirts from little
girls that throws into the crowd.

Speaker 9 (01:49:10):
He is.

Speaker 4 (01:49:11):
He is the guy who's being used and has no
idea he's being used and it's convinced that he's the
coolest guy in the world.

Speaker 1 (01:49:17):
I don't think that he thinks you think he's aware
at all. I don't think he's at all zero percent
zero percent He comes because if you're that self aware,
you can't come off that.

Speaker 7 (01:49:27):
It comes from a place of deep insecurity though acting
that way, that's Dave does not like looking in the mirror.

Speaker 4 (01:49:36):
Can I say something, I believe I believe Dave Meltzer
came from. Now See, I don't know how many people
who are listening, who are who have experienced this, Like
I came from a middle of the road type background,
like nothing really outstanding. Dave came from l a type

(01:49:58):
of atmosphere, you know what I mean, where it's just
like everyone must play a role instead of being real,
and so he's fit into this role of like he's
just a he's a poser. How about that? Oh wow, Okay, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:50:16):
I think it's it's a matter of he the one
thing that he has that he cares about more than
anything else, I think is this image of himself as
a guy who knows things and he's that's what he's.

Speaker 5 (01:50:28):
Desperately holding on to.

Speaker 2 (01:50:29):
That's why he runs with stupid things like discord messages
being being internal memos from WBD or you know, someone's
saying backlash is gonna be in Tokyo and he just
ran with it.

Speaker 4 (01:50:43):
Did you imagine that man running the Super Bowl, like
doing reporting for the Super Bowl? Because remember he said
a few months back like, yes, I wasn't doing professional
Russell and I'd be doing whatever broad He can't even
string two sentences together.

Speaker 5 (01:50:58):
He didn't know who Patrick Mahomes is after that.

Speaker 9 (01:51:02):
At Patrick Mahoebase.

Speaker 2 (01:51:04):
Yeah, I look, at the end of the day, there's
one thing like people always ask me, you know about
like about that park place, and like, oh, you're looking
for writers and stuff like that. I'm like, well, yeah,
like the thing that I look for in a writer.
You know, there's a couple of things that I look for,
you know, being on time and hitting deadlines and things.
But there's one thing that every writer needs when they're

(01:51:25):
reporting on the news. They have to be able to
clearly communicate a point, right because your job is literally
to inform people. I have never seen a human being
in my life who their sole purpose in their profession
is to inform and they can't string two sentences together.

Speaker 7 (01:51:47):
Well, that's because nobody can correct them, Mark, nobody can
tell him, hey, Dave, this looks like shit. Like he
always has an excuse or a reason for it, right.
Take any personal responsibility means that even the people that
surround him, he doesn't trust them. He doesn't trust their opinion,
he doesn't trust their expertise. He doesn't even trust the

(01:52:07):
opinions of Brian half.

Speaker 5 (01:52:08):
The time.

Speaker 2 (01:52:11):
Critical of anything that goes against against his opinion. And
this is the reason why I ever started the whole
like subjective opinion versus objective fact, you know thing is
kind of like part of my entire brand. We gotta
make a T shirt that has the definition of objective
of objective fact and subjective.

Speaker 5 (01:52:28):
Opinion on it.

Speaker 2 (01:52:29):
It's because of Dave Meltzer people, Because Dave Meltzer has
inspired entire generation of mouth breathing losers to think that
their opinion is a fact.

Speaker 4 (01:52:40):
And that's why this channel exists.

Speaker 2 (01:52:42):
Because of people like that who were who were just
attacking people over opinions, because Dave Meltzer has shown us
all because all of them want to be Dave Meltzer
and give their little match ratings and sit there with
the little stop watches like they're that idiot in the
green lantern shirt that used to go to all the
indie shows and sit there in time all the matches
because they want to be an analyst, like Dave frickin' Meltzer. Well, congratulations, guys,

(01:53:05):
you succeeded because your Dave, you're you know about as much.
And the other part of it as abrasive and horrible.

Speaker 4 (01:53:12):
Go ahead.

Speaker 5 (01:53:13):
The other part of it is not ever having any
real friends.

Speaker 1 (01:53:17):
And I mean, I'm sorry, Like I know that sounds mean,
maybe I'm picking on Dave Meltzer, but it goes back
to the.

Speaker 5 (01:53:23):
Whole time, like it goes back what the hell.

Speaker 4 (01:53:32):
I'm just saying.

Speaker 1 (01:53:33):
It goes back to the whole idea that like these okay,
we can sit here in our conversation that we have
on this show and you can state your opinion and
then I can scream at the top of my lungs, yeah,
your opinion is bullshit.

Speaker 5 (01:53:45):
You're a moron, right, And it's fine because we're friends
and we can do that.

Speaker 1 (01:53:51):
If you don't have friends like that, you treat everyone
that way, or you treat no one that way, and
half the Internet can't take it at all. Half the
Internet treats everyone one like that, and the Meltzer side
the iw most of the i w C treats everyone
like that because they don't understand the difference between giving
somebody crap and having a serious argument. And he's never

(01:54:14):
won a serious argument by telling people their opinions are wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:54:20):
Yeah. The one thing I respect about Dave Meltzer is
that he's never doxed anybody. And that's all I want
to say. That's only because he doesn't know how.

Speaker 2 (01:54:28):
Come on, Yeah, I was gonna say, Okay, all right, Brian,
I'm here at the docks. Where's he told me that
he can. There's some real shady characters over here that
might be him. Old gosh, I couldn't find awful, but

(01:54:50):
I did manage to score some crack.

Speaker 5 (01:54:53):
For all we know.

Speaker 1 (01:54:54):
He has published all of our addresses in his newsletter
that everyone gets because.

Speaker 2 (01:54:59):
You it's the single safest place to put something that
you don't want to Brian, Brian, I've just killed this guy?
Or where should we hide the body? Page three of
the Observer. Yeah, people hear that because we usually read it.

(01:55:21):
Virginia Sharp for fifty dollars. I told you guys who
break fifty. So they've melt a luck into a journalism
job where he for years could not be held accountable
for all his errors, but wave every correct call above
his head is the unassailable truth and.

Speaker 6 (01:55:34):
Proof that the journalism degree he wipes himself with was
worth it.

Speaker 5 (01:55:38):
Well, that's the thing. He didn't lock himself into a job.
He created a job.

Speaker 6 (01:55:43):
He created a job because.

Speaker 2 (01:55:44):
I The one thing I will give Meltzer is that
he saw an opening in the wrestling business for for
for something that people wanted, and he provided that service.
And that'said to say nobody else was doing it. Obviously
there were other newsletters going around.

Speaker 4 (01:56:00):
Oh they were. They were just doing it in the
form of magazines. You just took the magazine and took
it to a different level as all right on computer paper.
Ryan got it off.

Speaker 5 (01:56:12):
What you saying.

Speaker 4 (01:56:14):
No, No, I'm just so glad that Regina Sharp didn't
ask for glom gold. Oh no, he said it.

Speaker 10 (01:56:23):
Glow gold, glow gold, gloom gold, gloom goldbody. They stayed there.

Speaker 6 (01:56:36):
That's my favorite thing to do for the big super
chests is to do that little dance I did it
out of order.

Speaker 4 (01:56:42):
All I do is we we ween no matter what money.

Speaker 5 (01:56:46):
Oh my man, there we go.

Speaker 8 (01:56:49):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:56:49):
Thank you for Gina Sharp. That was awesome, awesome, that
was very generous. Thank you so very much. We're gonna
get to the rest of you super chats on a
little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:56:58):
Can I say this very quickly, if you're listening to
the show, if you're watching the show, please hit that
subscribe like com but we greatly appreciate it.

Speaker 8 (01:57:09):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:57:10):
I don't know why, but I thought it was. Can
I just say something for a minute, penis.

Speaker 4 (01:57:17):
The reason in my head? What are you?

Speaker 5 (01:57:19):
Gee?

Speaker 4 (01:57:20):
Are you gee?

Speaker 3 (01:57:22):
I'm not?

Speaker 9 (01:57:23):
I'm what is happening tonight?

Speaker 5 (01:57:26):
I'm not gay? Gee?

Speaker 4 (01:57:30):
keV, here's what's happening.

Speaker 1 (01:57:31):
You're you can't talk as much as you normally do,
and you can't go on your nice, awesome branch that
we always have.

Speaker 4 (01:57:38):
Na I saw Kevi do the greatest comeback just now.
That man had a swollen tongue in the last in
the last half hour, and somehow he took some sort
of steroid, some sort of aspin and now he's perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:57:55):
Usually, like there are people that say that Hulk Cogan's
Hulk up at the end of a match is like
not realistic. We just saw it.

Speaker 4 (01:58:03):
Yeah, dude, no doubt.

Speaker 1 (01:58:05):
I'm just saying I'm usually sitting here enjoying myself, listening
to keV teach me things.

Speaker 5 (01:58:10):
That's but no, it's like we get to the kids
are in charge, we get to.

Speaker 4 (01:58:18):
We're a zoom. Okay, let's just let's just run with it.
By the way, I will.

Speaker 2 (01:58:24):
I will let you guys know, I don't. I don't
think there will be a Tony Talk TV this week
because of Mega Con. I've been trying to find another
place to fit the episode in this week. But I
might do a live stream from the con floor over
on Tonytown TV on Thursday. But I'm gonna be I'm
gonna be at that convention Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. So
it's it's not gonna one.

Speaker 4 (01:58:44):
More question, one more question, one more question, keV, Marv
your thoughts, quick, quick, thirty seconds blurb. Since there's not
gonna be a Tony Toown TV on Thursday, what did
you guys think of the Fantastic four trailer? I love this.

Speaker 5 (01:58:58):
This is not the place to do that.

Speaker 2 (01:58:59):
This people in this audience, I don't care Okay, I'll
give you.

Speaker 6 (01:59:05):
You know, I'll summon a bit of sentence.

Speaker 4 (01:59:07):
I didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:59:08):
There was nothing in that trailer that I hated that
I didn't already hate going into it. A ka patro
mescal there. Well, while there was nothing that I found
grossly offensive, there was also nothing excited me or moved
me or made me react in any way, shape or form.

Speaker 6 (01:59:24):
I felt utter and complete apathy to it.

Speaker 4 (01:59:26):
You know, mar last time I was in the hospital,
my young nurse told me that I looked like just
to let.

Speaker 6 (01:59:32):
You know, get out of here.

Speaker 4 (01:59:35):
Was she taking the drugs or something? I don't know what,
what are you talking about?

Speaker 5 (01:59:43):
Nurse nurses work for tips like, I'm not gonna you
can say what he wants.

Speaker 2 (01:59:56):
God, I thought marm said make a con and I
was thinking about it. Pissed off Tony Cohn in a
giant fighting ropot.

Speaker 17 (02:00:08):
Con.

Speaker 2 (02:00:15):
I get that five stars because it's Japanese. Got can't
give your give you a brief review of the Fantastic
Four trailer.

Speaker 9 (02:00:24):
I'm Fantastic four is my absolute favorite Marvel comic has
been forever, and I have been waiting for years to
see the John Bird Rudd come to the big screen.
This trailersd absolutely nothing for me other than be mildly irritated,
and I was grateful that I didn't see the stupid

(02:00:45):
female silver surfer. That's all I've gotta say.

Speaker 6 (02:00:47):
I think they're high. I wrote it in the article today.
They're hiding. They're hiding.

Speaker 9 (02:00:51):
Her Galactus look cool and Herbie look cool.

Speaker 5 (02:00:54):
But that was back the back of Galactus's head looked cool.

Speaker 6 (02:00:57):
We don't know what the galactus face right.

Speaker 4 (02:00:59):
This galactus row by the way, I'm just kidding.

Speaker 5 (02:01:02):
I'm big.

Speaker 4 (02:01:03):
Okay, gotcha, let's get back on topic.

Speaker 5 (02:01:05):
Let's get back on topic.

Speaker 1 (02:01:07):
It's okay. One time I picked up my dad. He
was getting a colonoscopy, and he told me to tip
the nurse. Here's a little It's a dirty job, I know,
he was.

Speaker 5 (02:01:27):
All it was coming out of Coloscomy's a lot of drugs,
A lot of drugs.

Speaker 4 (02:01:30):
I apologize to the chat.

Speaker 9 (02:01:33):
Reading Rainbow transition.

Speaker 4 (02:01:38):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (02:01:40):
Nine said, isn't that because the move's been spammed out?
People get numbed to ten Canadian destroyers. People look for
simple stuff like yeat or yes. Well, I mean it's
also the fact that if you can get super over
by going yeat, then you don't have to break your body.

Speaker 4 (02:01:54):
Yeah, you know you can.

Speaker 2 (02:01:56):
You know, keV, you've told me before about like the
the those matches where you you lock up with the
guy and you do a body slam and the crowd
pops huge and you're like, ah, alright, so nice a
nice easy night.

Speaker 4 (02:02:08):
Like all right.

Speaker 2 (02:02:10):
There's a difference between like doing what you have to
do to get over and and that that's that shouldn't
be going out and killing yourself every week. So cw
J one twenty eighth to two dollars? Is Bruno also
left on top?

Speaker 4 (02:02:22):
To be fair?

Speaker 5 (02:02:24):
I remember I don't remember, Yeah, I guess he did.

Speaker 4 (02:02:26):
He did.

Speaker 6 (02:02:28):
Travis Heckel for ten dollars.

Speaker 2 (02:02:29):
Travis Heckl from the Jim Cornett Experience and the and
Cornett drives through the graphic artist a great front of
the show.

Speaker 5 (02:02:35):
We love him. Got to have him on the show again.

Speaker 2 (02:02:36):
Is Let me give a shout out to our special
Olympics team, the Pit Bearcats, for winning the regionals this
weekend and on to Kentucky State Tournament. Hail to Kevin's Cat,
Hail to Mercedes hating on Marvin. That's fantastic. Congratulations to
the pitt Bearcats Special Olympics team, and good luck in
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Speaker 6 (02:03:15):
Exactly what you thought it was?

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Uh uh?

Speaker 5 (02:03:19):
Remember wait?

Speaker 2 (02:03:20):
Remember when the trench coat Mafia thing happened and then
Sting couldn't wear a trench coat anymore?

Speaker 4 (02:03:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:03:24):
I think, Yeah, I couldn't wear my Sting trench coat
anymore because of that.

Speaker 4 (02:03:28):
Dude, What were you trying to do wearing it?

Speaker 5 (02:03:31):
I like to wear a Sting trench coat and then
that happened and I couldn't wear it.

Speaker 4 (02:03:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:03:35):
I don't know, but he did, you know? Like I
want to make fun of you for it, but also
like I think that's really cool. Like I'd be making
fun of you because I'd be like, man, why couldn't
that have been me?

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So you're the double button. You're the double button meme.

Speaker 5 (02:03:49):
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That was a tri Stratus.

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Would day really are you you were wearing the trist
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Speaker 14 (02:03:59):
No?

Speaker 6 (02:04:02):
Yeah, almost, I would have missed there. I thought I
heard what missheard?

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You want me?

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You want me to wear one?

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I'm talking to the chat.

Speaker 2 (02:04:22):
I still have to see it too, but you know,
it's funny, funny thing. I I like this that episode
of Always Sunny in Philadelphia where they're like fighting over
who gets to wear the duster jacket and I so
I bought I remember I bought one in high school
from like Hot Topic because I just really wanted to
have one because I was so cool because I loved

(02:04:42):
staying in the Undertaker so much. And I remember like
my mom like like found it and it was like
they found drugs, like they thought I was like worshiping
the devil or something, and uh, I never saw them again.
The closest thing to finding drugs they have a So
I saved up.

Speaker 1 (02:05:02):
I saved up two hundred dollars and I went out
of town to get an actual cowboy duster like Sting
had a real one. I went to a Cowboy store
to get one, and yeah, three weeks later Columbine happened
and I could never wear it again.

Speaker 4 (02:05:16):
I wasn't allowed I.

Speaker 2 (02:05:17):
Play when I played Red Dead Redemption too, Arthur is
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Speaker 4 (02:05:21):
Yeah, of course, just just just saying.

Speaker 2 (02:05:24):
Craig Churchill for five dollars. Canadian said at several points
during both Brumble matches there were more people in the
ring that were playing Fight Forever. Hey, that reminds me,
you guys, we haven't played a little game yet this week.

Speaker 4 (02:05:36):
A w uh fight while we're doing that.

Speaker 1 (02:05:41):
At some point, I should find the deleted scene from
Always Sunny in Philadelphia where they talk about how uh
I can't even say it myself personally about Junkyard Dog.
They were talking about old eadies, gimmicks and Junkyard Dog
with the chain, how he was.

Speaker 2 (02:05:58):
Let's play a little game I like to call. How
many people are playing aew Fight Forever right now? Right
now in the world on Steam there are nine people playing.

Speaker 5 (02:06:09):
A Oh my god, isn't that high?

Speaker 4 (02:06:15):
Well?

Speaker 6 (02:06:15):
They yeah, they're doing great today.

Speaker 2 (02:06:17):
Banner Day, Kenny Omega got maybe Kenny had a sleepover
or something. Uh for a twenty four hour peak of
thirteen people. At an all time peak, this number will
never change of one thousand, four hundred and twenty eight people.

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Dude, cancel that fucking game.

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They do keep coming out with DLC because Tony said
the plan for this game was just to put out
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I just love awful comprehension of video games.

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Yeah, dude, just I don't know what do you mean?

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This more than the A and B button. It's been
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Of Sid Vicious?

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I was thinking of that as Wellsors around Wrestling says
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You refund those man his money.

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Keeping it open his hand, This open your hand this
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That's my lid.

Speaker 5 (02:07:54):
Why did you make that joke? No, I'm saying, no,
that's my that's the line that's you step over the
line with that one. I thought I was stealing jokes.
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Maybe people would care.

Speaker 2 (02:08:17):
That would be funny if if there was a fan
movement like that, because I think Tony would cave to
it instantly.

Speaker 4 (02:08:21):
Oh yeah, that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (02:08:22):
So if you if the fans started chanting for for
like Phoenix or Ricky Starks, do you think he put
them on TV?

Speaker 9 (02:08:30):
No?

Speaker 4 (02:08:31):
No, do you think what's I I don't think he would.

Speaker 5 (02:08:38):
I I think he is.

Speaker 4 (02:08:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:08:41):
I don't know if it's an ego thing or it
was just he can't admit that he's wrong, right, Like
I think that would give him wrong.

Speaker 4 (02:08:48):
Yeah, okay, what is it? Yeah okay, I was thinking
more like the self deprecating sense. Yeah maybe right.

Speaker 5 (02:08:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:08:58):
So, well, it's weird that he has to even control
people's success. I think that's one of the biggest failures
of Tony Kahan.

Speaker 4 (02:09:07):
Well, if it's it's really it's really weird.

Speaker 1 (02:09:10):
The Ricky Starks situation was especially weird because he pulled
him from the event, and everyone's like, oh, you pulled
Ricky Starks because you don't like Ricky Starks. And then
and then the Fie thing came out and they're like, oh,
maybe they just pulled it because it was Effie. And
then he sends Jericho there, just as if to say, no, no, no,
it wasn't Effie, it was Ricky Starks, like he had
to make a point that everyone knew that it was

(02:09:31):
Ricky Starks.

Speaker 7 (02:09:32):
It was kind to bring up something kind of a
side note. I haven't really heard too many people talk
about it, But what do you guys have thoughts on Elijah.

Speaker 2 (02:09:43):
Man. I've always I've always wondered when my Jewish friend
set that place for him at the table.

Speaker 5 (02:09:47):
Nobody ever shows up, but.

Speaker 7 (02:09:51):
The remake of Elias being the I guess they're trying
to do a Wiatt family gimmick.

Speaker 1 (02:10:00):
See, so the Righteous the Righteous were the original choice
for the Wyatt family or like that was not the
original choice. It was gonna be when he came back
with a new Wyatt family, he picked them. So there
is a connection to Bray Wyatt there.

Speaker 4 (02:10:16):
Oh, bro, can you explain this, like I'm five, start
all over. I'm sorry, I'm I'm completely confused on how
this connects to the whites.

Speaker 9 (02:10:26):
Okay, we're the only one to actually watch.

Speaker 5 (02:10:28):
Right, Okay, So they they actually it was only online.

Speaker 1 (02:10:33):
Elijah or Elias put out a video where he was
walking with the righteous and they went down and like
did a little baptism thing and one of them was
kind of dancing in the front and he had and
the one had braids, and the other one had a
big long beard and it looked very Wyatt family by
way of old brother where art I want to say,

(02:10:54):
kind of? And the look is it's I think that
they've been looking for someone to lead the righteous for
a long time. I think this is something that they
wanted to do, and Bray Wyatt isn't there obviously, so
they can't deal it with him.

Speaker 5 (02:11:15):
He's a dead guy now.

Speaker 4 (02:11:17):
But I just great gimmick work for Taker for years. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:11:22):
I like Elijah.

Speaker 4 (02:11:25):
I like Elias.

Speaker 5 (02:11:26):
I wish the best for him. I don't think this
is what's gonna do it, Okay, I'll say that.

Speaker 2 (02:11:32):
You don't think an AW gimmick is what's going to
bring him fame and fortune?

Speaker 1 (02:11:35):
Well, I don't even know what a w That's the
thing though. Aw hasn't put it out or said anything
about it. This is just him and the righteous doing
it right now. Okay, Now Tony could pick up on it. Hey,
here's if we're going down that route real quick. What
do you think about Inzo and Kaz getting back together
on the Jericho crew? Do you think Tony's gonna jump
at that and bring an Inzo?

Speaker 4 (02:11:54):
No, I don't do it. Don't you know what? Actually?

Speaker 9 (02:11:58):
Do it?

Speaker 4 (02:11:59):
Actually?

Speaker 5 (02:12:00):
Good for the show?

Speaker 4 (02:12:01):
Good for the show?

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Yeah, awful. Every stupid mistake he makes is great for
the show.

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Right man, You gotta start thinking, you gotta start thinking
fourth dimensionally, Marty.

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And this is why I don't have a YouTube. It
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How long would Enzo Amore and Tony Khan last backstage together.

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Inzo. I think inzo is the one who would snap
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Third?

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Kevin's screen, he's counting with his fingers.

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Look the chip off the old block.

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We're not gonna touch that. I mean, listen, It doesn't
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is is that I don't like Charlotte? How about that?
Not so right? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:13:58):
I like Charlotte too, I like both.

Speaker 1 (02:14:00):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (02:14:01):
Virginia Shrimp said, wait, why the hell haven't I been
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So can you please block her?

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I take back.

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Forgiven Rex Garter for two. Eo Sky should have won
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she's a she's a solid uh you know, main event
player that you could And I think she's good. Yeah,
I think she's Yeah, I'm with you. I think that
I think she's gonna go with Rhea. My first thought

(02:14:54):
was maybe Alexa because of the reaction she had, But no,
they're gonna have to wait a bit longer.

Speaker 4 (02:14:58):
And yeah, it seems like it sounds like Alexa Bliss
is gone back home. Was that the vibe that I
was getting? Okay, gotcha, I.

Speaker 5 (02:15:06):
Didn't get that vibe I don't know. With EO, she
did lose her elimination hammer qualifier last night.

Speaker 1 (02:15:11):
But with the women, they always do the last chance
thing where the sixth person in gets like they do
like a battle royal with all the people that lost
or something with that.

Speaker 5 (02:15:19):
So I'm sure.

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Mm hmm, yeah, you're in way your head. I love that.

Speaker 4 (02:15:43):
I like to regret the things that you said.

Speaker 1 (02:15:46):
I liked him TNA when they let him make his
own theme, and then oh god, and then they let
him be Willow, and then nothing made sense.

Speaker 4 (02:15:54):
For two years.

Speaker 5 (02:15:54):
So I was.

Speaker 2 (02:15:56):
I was at Ring of Honor, the first show that
Jeff Hardy was supposed to be at, and all of
a sudden, Willow came out and the entire crowd booed
the holy crap out of him, and then Willow tore
off the mask to reveal.

Speaker 5 (02:16:14):
Jeff and the crowd.

Speaker 2 (02:16:17):
I mean it, you thought Charlotte's promo was bad with
the crowd, The crowd booed and boot like. I was shocked,
and I felt so bad because there were probably fifty
little kids who were WWE fans that were there with
their dads, wearing their Jeff Hardy shirts and just listening

(02:16:37):
to these thirty and forty year old men. Yeah, just
boo their hero out of the building. And Jeff was
Jeff was. Jeff was very clearly pissed off. He got
out of the ring.

Speaker 6 (02:16:48):
He looked, he looked really really pissed, and he goes
to leave.

Speaker 2 (02:16:51):
And I'll never forget this because it always made me
think Jeff Party's probably a good person.

Speaker 6 (02:16:55):
He goes to leave, he's very he's clearly very upset.

Speaker 2 (02:16:57):
He sees a kid in the front row out of
the corner of his eye, wearing a Jeff Hardy shirt,
and he stops and shakes hands with the kid before
he leaves, And good for you, Jeff.

Speaker 1 (02:17:07):
The Willow thing always blew my mind in TNA because
it wasn't like it was supposed to be Jeff Hardy playing.

Speaker 4 (02:17:12):
It was he was playing as.

Speaker 5 (02:17:15):
It was just no, it was him.

Speaker 4 (02:17:17):
It was Jeff Hardy.

Speaker 2 (02:17:18):
In the beginning, in the beginning of The Broken Gimmick,
Matt played Willow for a little Yeah, they did a
little thing, but like there was a year where Jeff
was just Willow and it wasn't like.

Speaker 5 (02:17:28):
Is Jeff gonna come out, is he gonna take the
mask off? Or it wasn't.

Speaker 2 (02:17:31):
It wasn't a midnight It wasn't a midnight Rider stagger
Lee situation.

Speaker 3 (02:17:35):
No.

Speaker 5 (02:17:35):
No, they just changed his gimmick completely to Willow. He
was playing a different character.

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It was like Dustin Rose to gold Dust at the beginning,
you know, it was just completely knowledge.

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That Dustin Roads is gold dust.

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Well the beginning they didn't, you know, That's what I'm
talking about, Like in the very beginning where it was
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Okay, then give me a good promo, tell me one
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I can do that, very easy to do.

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Did yeah they did.

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You were always able to, you know, be Lily and
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Yeah, but the.

Speaker 6 (02:19:07):
The what My friend said this to me the other day.

Speaker 2 (02:19:11):
He said, what if when you go for the intergender match,
the only male wrestler you could select his dominic mysterio.

Speaker 13 (02:19:20):
That would be amazing.

Speaker 2 (02:19:22):
Codyve for one nine is I agree with awful some
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You got one supporter there Cody Duffie.

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(02:19:50):
But uh i uh, I thought Heel Flair was much
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Yeah.

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He's muted, you muted, Mish, Wake Up Mission God damn it,
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can we can take a look at it.

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The the most recent things I saw Hill Cogan say
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then he referred to him making racist comments as that
other stuff.

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So no, that was that said that.

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Oh, let's Pat macamy he said that. Okay, yeah, yeah,
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Was in the end.

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I mean, that's that's amazing that he said it was
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Brett Hard say that I destroyed his career because I
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Everybody hates everybody. So I mean, I don't know where
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So far.

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I don't know where you are. I don't know.

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If I saw him? Well, the last time I saw him,
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Speaker 13 (02:24:10):
I'm stolen.

Speaker 8 (02:24:11):
I said, how you doing? He stuck his hand on
I shugar real click and I was gone for real.
Even realize.

Speaker 2 (02:24:17):
A man that big, you think it's possible, You don't
realize it's whole Cogan shaking your hand.

Speaker 4 (02:24:23):
I believe with the right, right, with the hustle. I
believe that they they probably just you know, like chips
in the night.

Speaker 8 (02:24:33):
Go ahead, Okay, realized.

Speaker 3 (02:24:36):
It was me.

Speaker 13 (02:24:36):
I think much like you did with Macho Man before.
What's that you guys?

Speaker 8 (02:24:41):
You know made up Brett? No, we haven't talked at all.

Speaker 13 (02:24:43):
What I'm saying you should do that with her?

Speaker 2 (02:24:45):
I love I think I think it would be By
the way, he didn't make up with Macho Man.

Speaker 4 (02:24:49):
No he didn't. What a fucking.

Speaker 5 (02:24:53):
But my favorite is.

Speaker 2 (02:24:54):
When he said he made up with the Warrior before
the Warrior died, and Data Warrior was like, nah, no,
you didn't.

Speaker 5 (02:25:04):
Did he didn't. I didn't believe it.

Speaker 2 (02:25:07):
I didn't believe it for a hot second that he's
always it's always after death. The only reason I believe
the Piper voicemail thing is because he actually proved that
one mail where Piper called him from the Great Beyond
to be like you're going to hell.

Speaker 8 (02:25:19):
By y'all.

Speaker 4 (02:25:22):
Checked his messages for like three weeks.

Speaker 1 (02:25:25):
I just want.

Speaker 9 (02:25:27):
I booked your room for you.

Speaker 2 (02:25:30):
I'm getting it nice and warmed up. You gotta have
turnity of my boot up your ass. And I love
that that where he's like, I'm walking with Jesus. Brother,
I'm walking with Jesus. And then if you let it
plays like, but you're not gonna You're going to hell
when you die. It's out of a bench.

Speaker 9 (02:25:54):
I was walking with Jesus and I said, Jesus, why
don't I see the Olsters footprints?

Speaker 2 (02:26:06):
I said, hot Rod, that was when you carried him
to the best matches of his career.

Speaker 10 (02:26:13):
And then dump Wharry.

Speaker 9 (02:26:16):
My lungs.

Speaker 4 (02:26:19):
Brought me back to the forth. The footprints in the
sand ooster that's in every black family's house. Oh that's
a black thing.

Speaker 3 (02:26:29):
Those are my.

Speaker 5 (02:26:31):
It's a c C D thing.

Speaker 2 (02:26:33):
If you went to cut that, what's like, it's Catholic lessons?

Speaker 4 (02:26:45):
Okay?

Speaker 13 (02:26:47):
Before what's that you guys you know made up?

Speaker 8 (02:26:51):
No, we haven't talked at all.

Speaker 13 (02:26:52):
I'm saying you should do that with her. I love
I think I think it would be.

Speaker 8 (02:26:55):
Brought to death. I think it's cool as hell, man,
But I don't know you know, bro, you know as well,
he's a liar, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (02:27:01):
Yeah, but yeah, but that's the awful you talked. You
talked over the important party. He's like, I love breath
to death. But as we all know, anything that comes
before the word but is meaningless.

Speaker 8 (02:27:14):
So here we go. Oh, I think I think it
would be I love breadth to death. I think it's
cool as hell, man, But I don't know. You know, bro,
you know it is what it is with your career,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 13 (02:27:24):
Yeah, well, especially with where the business is.

Speaker 8 (02:27:26):
I'll put it to you this way, if you could
have done any better, you would have.

Speaker 13 (02:27:30):
Okay, I respect that, and it's about everybody. That's every sport,
but if you.

Speaker 5 (02:27:34):
Know what better I would have?

Speaker 4 (02:27:38):
He disgusted me. Listen. I don't know if you guys
know this or not, but Brett Hart is one of
my favorites. I couldn't watch yet.

Speaker 5 (02:27:48):
Listen.

Speaker 4 (02:27:49):
I'm sorry, you.

Speaker 5 (02:27:53):
Know what I Listen.

Speaker 4 (02:27:54):
I'm not gonna argue against that, but I could watch
Brett Hart's matches against mister Perfect yeah, uh, a few others,
but he's awesome.

Speaker 2 (02:28:07):
Yeah, dude, he's your favorite, your favorite of all time,
and you're about to be like all his great classic matches,
like him and mister Perfect.

Speaker 17 (02:28:16):
And uh yeah that other guy, Yeah, the other one.
I'm sorry, I don't like Bret Hart and great Brett
Hart matches. Hey, the one with Booker T Chris beIN Watson.
Now you opened up my uh my chakras.

Speaker 1 (02:28:31):
Not being I like Brett Hart. I'm not being a
but not being a huge fan of either wrestler. I
do think it's a little weird that you're now screaming
about how great Brett Hart is. In earlier you were
screaming about how bad Charlotte Flair was.

Speaker 2 (02:28:45):
Yeah, I'll tell you what, because I'll tell you what.

Speaker 4 (02:28:49):
God damn it, Brett Hart elicited a reaction. Okay, he
had a storyline arc. I still have not heard one
thing that Charlotte Flair has done that is memorable, thank you.

Speaker 2 (02:29:00):
You know, you know, I know there's one thing that
Charlotte Flair has done that is more memorable than anything
Brett Hart has done. Charlotte Flair has been the world
champion in the number one wrestling company on the planet. Oh,
for God's sakes, because when Brett Hart was on top
of the world in WWE, that was when business was
in the pooper, and then he went to w CW
and the second they put the belt on.

Speaker 6 (02:29:22):
Him, Wood right, right, exactly right.

Speaker 4 (02:29:25):
I'm the guy in a company that I'm never gonna
argue that point. But I'll tell you what. For the hardcores,
Brett Hart was the guy.

Speaker 1 (02:29:35):
Was still successful in like ninety three. WWF was still
the number one wrestling company in ninety three.

Speaker 9 (02:29:41):
Here's the difference. Brett is the guy who pays your bills,
and Sean was the guy who made you money. So
without Brett you can't. You know, Brett. Brett keeps the doors,
Brett keeps lights on, the heat on, and the door's
yours show. Sean gives you the profit.

Speaker 2 (02:30:02):
Any Yeah, you know what, You're absolutely right, because any
any job that needs doing, you got to have the
guy who climbs the ladder and the guy that holds
the ladder.

Speaker 6 (02:30:08):
And supports it and keeps it starting.

Speaker 4 (02:30:10):
Brett.

Speaker 2 (02:30:11):
Brett was that supportive you know. Brett was that steady
hand that the WWF needed at the time. And then
in w CW, just poor guy was completely lost.

Speaker 4 (02:30:20):
Brett versus Miss the perfect number slam.

Speaker 5 (02:30:24):
I mean, come on, now, you know that's the only
mass stopper right there. How about that?

Speaker 4 (02:30:30):
You stop it right there, right there?

Speaker 9 (02:30:35):
So all great stars right because you know we say
it all the time, move SAIDs don't matter. All the
great stars have certain things that they do in every
single one of their matches that you know that that
you want to go see. Brett was one of the
few who could take his five moves and do them

(02:30:55):
differently for everybody. Every Brett match is different, and that
to what makes him unique versus everybody else. Theless, Yeah, yeah,
he made it work for Fordink. You know, whether it
was Doink or whether it was Taker, the match was different.

(02:31:16):
It worked the guy's stylent. He Brett made everybody look
like a billion dollars the hawk, and he.

Speaker 5 (02:31:23):
Took an Irish whipping to the corner better than anyone
else on earth.

Speaker 6 (02:31:26):
That's right awful, Kevin.

Speaker 2 (02:31:28):
Kevin has vamped long enough for you to google Brett
Hart's greatest matches.

Speaker 4 (02:31:33):
Yeah, if you want to.

Speaker 6 (02:31:34):
So, if you want to go to give us a
few more of your favorites, sure.

Speaker 4 (02:31:38):
Booker T versus Brett hartch Cris ben Wah versus Brett Hart,
mister Perfect versus Brett Hart nineteen eighty eight, excuse me,
nineteen ninety I think, and in nineteen ninety one at
the King of Ring and ninety one, by the way, whatever,
Brett Hart versus Owen Hart, Brett Hart versus Yoko Zuna.
Look at that match one more time, Fellas. It's great.

Speaker 2 (02:31:59):
But okay, Bret Harssel Brett Hart, Okay, you're not say
the WrestleMania ten matches terrible.

Speaker 4 (02:32:07):
WrestleMania ten match between him and Owen Hart is fantastic.
The WrestleMania thirteen match with him and Brett Hart is fantastic.
The wrestle excuse me, WrestleMania the match that he had
with the rock In. I think it was either a
house show or maybe a raw or whatever. It was fantastic, too.
Stop it, gentlemen. Brett Hart. Hart's not but his promos

(02:32:30):
did suck. His promos sucked.

Speaker 2 (02:32:33):
Okay, so you're saying, so you're saying that it doesn't
matter that you know, he wasn't on top during the
Big Boom period.

Speaker 5 (02:32:39):
It manages that he had good matches.

Speaker 4 (02:32:42):
He popped off or wrestling.

Speaker 5 (02:32:44):
I'm just saying that kind of sounds a lot like
an ae W fan. Yeah, you sound like you.

Speaker 2 (02:32:51):
So what if Will If no one watches will Osprey,
He's the best wrestler, damn it, nah Brett.

Speaker 4 (02:32:56):
Excuse me. Brett was better in every single way than
will Osprey. In fact, I see nothing that's impressive about
will Osprey to me. Nothing he can't draw. He doesn't
make me want to see his next match. That did draw.
That's true. He was a great artist. I must say.

Speaker 9 (02:33:16):
I was Jerry Long he don't belong here.

Speaker 5 (02:33:22):
I liked it last by my last last MegaCon, I
met Jerry Lawler.

Speaker 2 (02:33:25):
We talked about super I didn't even ask Hi about wrestling.

Speaker 5 (02:33:27):
We talked about Superman.

Speaker 4 (02:33:29):
Awesome.

Speaker 5 (02:33:29):
I liked.

Speaker 4 (02:33:30):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (02:33:30):
I liked Brett Hart's match against one two three Kid
from rat and.

Speaker 4 (02:33:34):
Yo, thank you dis ravo five star match right there.
I can watch that over and over again. In fact,
made me have to watch that I showed recently.

Speaker 13 (02:33:44):
Act.

Speaker 2 (02:33:44):
You know, the one, the Brett Heart match that I
was most excited for, like in my entire life, was
when he when he faced Staying at Halloween Havoc nineteen
ninety uh was it ninety nine or was ninety ninety eight?
The Warrior Halloween Havock, Right, I was so excited on paper.
Halloween Havoc nineteen ninety eight is the greatest wrestling card
ever ever. It's Steiner versus Steiner, It's Hall versus Nash,

(02:34:10):
It's Stinging Bret Hart, It's Hogan Warrior two, It's d
DP Goldberg. I mean, this was the show of shows.
I was so excited for it, and it was the
worst wrestling pay per view I've ever done. Like, every
match was terrible. They did something stupid in every.

Speaker 4 (02:34:29):
Match is an awesome match. Yes, that's a great match.
Paper cut off in the middle of it. Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (02:34:41):
All right, oh b Piper, oh Nuckbeard said great match
WrestleMania eight, phenomenal.

Speaker 2 (02:34:50):
Didn't they do Breton Hogan on a nitro at some point?

Speaker 5 (02:34:52):
Or they ease they go?

Speaker 3 (02:34:53):
Bro.

Speaker 4 (02:34:54):
I was just about to say they did do that match,
and then like something happened or whatever, like DQ or whatever.

Speaker 2 (02:35:00):
It was a swerve, bro. Yeah, and and and Brett
turned heel or something like that. I think they were
making a big deal.

Speaker 5 (02:35:06):
They were finally going to do it. Oh that was
that was w That was in w two thousand, Black
and Silver.

Speaker 4 (02:35:12):
Yeah, the sidebar. Erica m just gave the greatest comment
of all. She said, Kevin is so over us talk
tonight and I look at him right.

Speaker 2 (02:35:23):
I told you from the beginning with the second you
feel like you need to go and relax and heal.

Speaker 4 (02:35:27):
Yeah, dude, no, no, I'm having fun.

Speaker 9 (02:35:31):
I'm just I'm just trying to stay alive.

Speaker 4 (02:35:33):
I hope we're bringing it to you. Stop fighting.

Speaker 1 (02:35:39):
If keV was in, if keV was doing better, he
would have really thought my Brett drawing joke was hilarious.

Speaker 4 (02:35:44):
I will say that, Oh you were you were joking. Okay, sorry, Well,
because he's an artist, get it, because he draws. No,
I don't get it. Q car crash Regina.

Speaker 5 (02:35:56):
Shot for ten dollars.

Speaker 2 (02:35:57):
You see, Terry Blea didn't make up with everyone, but
Hull Cogan made up with everyone, and then his Metallica
and then his Metallica basis playing and.

Speaker 4 (02:36:05):
His ten in his ten inch rest of message redacting.

Speaker 2 (02:36:10):
So I'm thinking maybe next week, when we have more time,
we are going to play a game on this show
where I stole it from Z one hundred.

Speaker 5 (02:36:19):
I am going to read you, guys.

Speaker 2 (02:36:20):
A whole Cogan lie and you have to tell me
if it's an actual Hull Cogan lie or if it's
or if I'm ate it up, I love it.

Speaker 4 (02:36:32):
So that'll be aful jeopardy, that's for dam yea.

Speaker 5 (02:36:35):
I have to I have to sit that one out
because I I am.

Speaker 1 (02:36:39):
I wrote a whole documentary based on Hull Cogan's lies,
so I know every one of them.

Speaker 4 (02:36:50):
I'll have to sit the game out.

Speaker 5 (02:36:51):
But that might be.

Speaker 2 (02:36:53):
They've probably been new ones since then, so possible. Let's
a diesel ring for ten dolls. Is who's more annoying
to listen to Vince Russo, Eric Bishop Charlotte flairer Ho.
There's nobody in this world that's more annoying to listen
to the vincrus So, even I think even when he's
saying things that are that are like like you know,
I even like I agree with them.

Speaker 5 (02:37:15):
No, I just can't listen to him.

Speaker 9 (02:37:18):
Talk bro bro, bro, come on, bro bro right here,
right here, this this is what it's all about. Right here.

Speaker 2 (02:37:26):
The one the one time though that I did I
pop for him with all the bros, was what he
was when he was going at that journalist, the journalist
that was involved in the steroid trial.

Speaker 6 (02:37:38):
Yeah, bro, don't call me bro. Like I loved that Vincrush.

Speaker 1 (02:37:44):
If you listen to his podcast, there is no one
on earth that is better, uh at like starting at
a good idea and then talking me into thinking it's
a terrible idea.

Speaker 5 (02:37:54):
Right Like. Hell, if you.

Speaker 2 (02:37:56):
Ever want to laugh so hard that you cry, you
need to listen to the Cornette video where they talk
about about bitch bitch slap or bitch fight or whatever
it was called. It was this this oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah,
all all female wrestling show that Vince Russo and Jeremy
Borash pitched to the networks, and it is the funniest,

(02:38:18):
most terrible thing you've ever heard in your life.

Speaker 9 (02:38:23):
What was the name of it?

Speaker 4 (02:38:24):
Did he really think it was gonna go over? Yeah,
he was trying to do it.

Speaker 1 (02:38:30):
He was trying to He said that was the original
idea for the weekly pay per views.

Speaker 5 (02:38:36):
Okay, oh look I found it here.

Speaker 2 (02:38:38):
Yeah, Vince rus and Jeremy Borash pitched a women's wrestling
show in the dying days of w CW. Here are
some of the character outlines they came up with. Apologies
to Jim Cornette, because I guess we're about to you know,
rip off your your bit, but I I do want
to read it toxic Shock. Many of the superstars of
Bitch Slap wrestle with no strings attached. However, this is

(02:38:59):
topic with the very volatile toxic shock. Like a dog
in heat, this stuck up, temperamental temptress uses the pads
of the Bitch.

Speaker 4 (02:39:09):
Slap ring to the max. Well.

Speaker 6 (02:39:13):
She tends to turn men off with her these moody demands.

Speaker 4 (02:39:17):
She claims she could.

Speaker 6 (02:39:18):
Make gay men men straight.

Speaker 2 (02:39:20):
Always craving chocolate, she rides her own cycle as she
only shows.

Speaker 6 (02:39:26):
Up to wrestle once a month.

Speaker 9 (02:39:28):
I think I could do this.

Speaker 4 (02:39:34):
Yes, forgiven, I believe or was it? Yeah? It was forgiven?

Speaker 6 (02:39:39):
Right, yeah, one of one of the one of those
VICUSA books.

Speaker 5 (02:39:42):
Miss do you have to you have to run?

Speaker 13 (02:39:44):
No?

Speaker 4 (02:39:45):
I already ran?

Speaker 6 (02:39:46):
Oh okay, yeah, okay, all right, let me let me,
let me continue.

Speaker 4 (02:39:52):
He did his cocaine. He's back on track. That's right now,
we're awake. What's going on, Let's start this show. Jesus.

Speaker 6 (02:39:59):
A homeless Heather.

Speaker 2 (02:40:02):
Quote nice Box commented a young boy who is loving
father as they walked by Homeless Heather's place of residence
on the sidewalk just outside the Bitch Slap Arena. The
only Bitch Slap competitor who wrestles for food, Homeless Heather
is the she god of the shelter. Not only does
she compete in the Bitch Slap rigs, but Heather also
serves as cleanup crew as she wheels her shopping cart

(02:40:25):
around the arena in search of aluminum cans during the show,
burning her bra for heat. In the twilight of the
September sky, Homeless Heather hits the soup kitchen before dusk,
a ryot around the ladle. Heather is loved by her
fellow bums, but it's no laughing matter when she steps
into the rig.

Speaker 7 (02:40:44):
I always think that Vince Russo would have done so
well with the Naked Women's Wrestling League over Jimmy Hart.

Speaker 2 (02:40:52):
Oh my gosh, when you watch the Carbon Election Naked
Women's Wrestling thinking, Jimmy Hart pops up on your screen
like all of a sudden, blows.

Speaker 4 (02:41:00):
Your boner completely.

Speaker 5 (02:41:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:41:04):
I asked him about it too, and he kind of like,
no soul the whole thing.

Speaker 5 (02:41:08):
But you asked for Jimmy Hart about it.

Speaker 7 (02:41:11):
Oh yeah, Jimmy Hart, because I was driving him around
at Russell Khan and I asked him because I had
him and the Ascension in the back seat, and so
I was asking Jimmy Hart about the Naked Women's Wrestling
League and the essentials, like what the fuck is that? Like, oh, yeah,
it's this thing that they did three shows out in Vegas.
It's a bunch of naked women like Spitney Beers and
Saddam Hussein's daughter and they're all naked fighting each other.

(02:41:34):
And Jimmy Hart's like, yeah, it.

Speaker 4 (02:41:35):
Was the thing I did.

Speaker 7 (02:41:36):
Like he don't completely had nothing to say about it,
but you wondered what the Reilly Vince russoisms if Vince
Russo got a hold of the Naked Women's Wrestling League,
Becase that's what it sounded like, because I think isn't
what he wanted T and A to be. I mean, Jesus,
he called it tits and ass.

Speaker 4 (02:41:52):
Yeah, oh my god, I can't believe this. This is
so awesome. Listen, I'm gonna admit it right here. I'm
a mark. I would love to hear these stories for
two and a half hours from keV Marv disc that
you guys met wrestlers and like I didn't meet nobody.

Speaker 2 (02:42:14):
Here's another one, Kentucky Love with Papa Woody. Get your raincoats, kids,
Kentucky rain is falling to say things are a little
different in the Kentucky foothills.

Speaker 5 (02:42:24):
As an understatement, Kentucky.

Speaker 2 (02:42:27):
Love, a bluegrass bosomy bodacious bimbette is the enemy of
every farmer's eye. However, for Kentucky Love, there won't be
any sewing wild oats with shotgun in hand. Kentucky's father,
Papa Woody, holds a very special place when it comes
to his divine daughter. You see, Kentucky Love is Papa
Woodies forbidden fruit.

Speaker 4 (02:42:49):
However, those to keep.

Speaker 2 (02:42:51):
Her her fondling father in line, Woody is hell bent
on bobbing for his daughter's apple.

Speaker 4 (02:42:59):
Ben him. Do not invite me on this show because
Vince Russo is Imagine he's.

Speaker 2 (02:43:06):
Sitting there, Imagine sitting there with a network executive and
be like, and then they've got this one.

Speaker 5 (02:43:10):
Character who's just constantly fending off her horny father.

Speaker 9 (02:43:14):
Oh in in we all know Alabama's a place. Let's
roll with it, big dollars.

Speaker 6 (02:43:26):
The ass pirates Blackbeard and treasure Chest.

Speaker 2 (02:43:31):
A hoy made like the swashbucklers of the Caribbean, black
Beard and Treasure Chests. The ass Pirates have buccaneered their
way to the seas of bitch slap. Sword fighting is
a specialty. The ass Pirates forced their opponents to walk
the plank while taking no prisoners through their revealing denim shorts.
The ass Pirates invite rump wrangling.

Speaker 8 (02:43:53):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (02:43:55):
Yes, the ass Pirates invite rump wrangling to those seamen
who lust after them. It's very clever, you say.

Speaker 4 (02:44:04):
I don't want to hear any ship about me trying
to destroy the wrestling business with me wanting to see
a wrestling company die. Vince Russo is yo. You've just
proven the me you have once again.

Speaker 2 (02:44:19):
You have once again. Just cut it off before it
gets really bad. Oh my god, where's this pirate hold on?
Action heroes. To the preteen audience, Blackbeard and Treasure Chest
are among the ten most wanted in every elementary school

(02:44:40):
in America. No, not for prematurely causing cannons to fire,
but rather leaving blue balls behind.

Speaker 5 (02:44:49):
He's talking about children.

Speaker 2 (02:44:51):
Rights, and then we've got these two mincing boy, hungry
pedophiles that come.

Speaker 4 (02:44:59):
My god, imagine sitting there listening to this bitch.

Speaker 9 (02:45:04):
Some bondacious books of bloods the big booties here.

Speaker 1 (02:45:09):
Okay, Ois, this is what this is what Vince McMahon
was editing right when says like Russo was worked best
with an editor except for the incest.

Speaker 4 (02:45:21):
For some reason, Vince really liked that.

Speaker 9 (02:45:25):
Gonna make a mess of recess.

Speaker 2 (02:45:28):
All right, there's one that's a golfer that's not very funny. Oh,
here's one. Beast Beastie Ali with her little dog scrot.

Speaker 9 (02:45:41):
Jason Hervey.

Speaker 5 (02:45:44):
By the Humane.

Speaker 2 (02:45:45):
Society in forty eight states parentheses. Apparently it's legal in
North and South Dakota on parentheses. Beast Ali and her
little dog Scroat have brought their act to bitch slap
posted on alpo cans across America. Beast brings new meaning
to the term puppy love. With his eyes not the
only thing bulging. Let's not forget that scrote is the

(02:46:08):
innocent victim here being held against his will.

Speaker 5 (02:46:12):
Be steep.

Speaker 2 (02:46:12):
Beware, every dog has his day, and it may only
be a matter of time before Rover takes over.

Speaker 4 (02:46:22):
Like what is he planning on this?

Speaker 3 (02:46:24):
Like?

Speaker 4 (02:46:24):
What is the idea?

Speaker 5 (02:46:29):
Dude?

Speaker 4 (02:46:29):
All the people at PBS looked at him and were
just like, get out of our office.

Speaker 5 (02:46:35):
Got all right.

Speaker 2 (02:46:36):
So so we have to cast a dog, and the
dog's role is going to be an involuntary member of
a sexual relationship with the human woman. Oh uh, well,
this one that you know what? They just keep getting better.
Moose Knuckle and Cameltoe are our next competitors. Much like

(02:46:56):
Oscar and Felix of Odd Couple fame, moose Knuckle and
camel Toe came from two different worlds, from the mountains
of Ozark. Moose Knuckle is a bosomy lumberjack who wields
a wicked axe, while Cameltoe is a highly ranked officer
of the Iranian National Army. Together, I've had it together.
This unlikely duo is rod havoc among the ranks of

(02:47:18):
bitch Slap. But there's a problem. After a night of
passion with a crew of young, innocent American sailors, both
moose Knuckle and Cameltoe have suffered a social disease which
has disfigured the most intimate of arias. At press time,
moose Knuckle and Cameltoe are in search of the cure.
On their QUESTI finding that they will take no prisoners.
All right, we got these two.

Speaker 5 (02:47:39):
We got the bro.

Speaker 2 (02:47:40):
We got these two characters. They got venereal diseases from
dirty sailors.

Speaker 5 (02:47:44):
It's great.

Speaker 6 (02:47:45):
People will love it.

Speaker 3 (02:47:47):
Bro.

Speaker 4 (02:47:49):
I have less respect for Vince Russo now than I
have for this. Russo's hue were is Southerner is a
stupid bro.

Speaker 5 (02:48:03):
That's his entire He just hates Southerners for some reason.

Speaker 4 (02:48:13):
Hey, what do you think the merch table looks like?

Speaker 2 (02:48:16):
I'll prefer bitch slap uh MVP missing body parts. Stumpy
and Gimpy park in their space and you better be
ready for both. Fine for a fine and a fight.
Stumpy and Gimpy, collectively known as MVP, are two handicapped
heroines who have learned to use their disabilities to their advantage.

Speaker 4 (02:48:38):
Carry you helped me out? Where is this from?

Speaker 5 (02:48:40):
Again?

Speaker 4 (02:48:40):
I'm so sorry, I'm a little dizzy.

Speaker 6 (02:48:42):
From This is from Vince Russo.

Speaker 4 (02:48:44):
Oh Jesus Christ.

Speaker 6 (02:48:47):
They pitched this as a television show to I believe
Spike TV, him and Jerry.

Speaker 4 (02:48:52):
It was direct TV.

Speaker 1 (02:48:53):
This was supposed to be directions, supposed to be the
weekly pay per view thing. This is what TNA stole.
Stole the weekly pavor yew idea from this, Yes.

Speaker 2 (02:49:04):
Uh Gimpy will carrying her wooden leg. Gimpy will literally
stick one foot in her mouth while inserting her wooden
peg in your expletive deleted. Apparently, uh Stumpy sometimes referred
to as the one armed bandit has one of the
most devastating combinations in the business today. When she hits
you with a right and then a right and then
another right. You'll mostly that one's actually kind of funny.

(02:49:27):
Can you lose to a one legged woman in an
asking contest? You may if you're in the ring with MBP.

Speaker 9 (02:49:34):
I just let's take a second, so you know, bo
Ash and Russ will put this together. You know, it
was that Jeff Jared's house.

Speaker 4 (02:49:43):
Of course, it was so what about three am? Bender,
what's going on?

Speaker 2 (02:49:48):
While Taylor Swift watches his kids in the next room.

Speaker 9 (02:49:52):
Morning, Jeff is gonna, I just want to work, Let's
get something together, and he's lessenly these two idiots blah,
at least.

Speaker 4 (02:50:04):
At least go ahead.

Speaker 9 (02:50:06):
I was just like, what do you where do you
think is going to his bide? Like, you know what,
First it starts out funny because you know some of
them we're kind of funny. But then when you hit
our three and they filled to notebooks with it, what
do you like the hell out of my house?

Speaker 4 (02:50:21):
I don't like this show.

Speaker 5 (02:50:23):
At least Borash.

Speaker 1 (02:50:24):
At least Borash was like twenty six years old at
the time. This is Vince Russo, okay doing this?

Speaker 4 (02:50:35):
What the fuck is Vince Russo at his peak? Look like, yes,
you're listening to it. I like Vin Russe. I can't
stand him, just like I can't stand j D. As
far as vocal.

Speaker 2 (02:50:50):
You know we've got that, We've still We've still got
two more guys where we're feeling God, can we get these.

Speaker 4 (02:50:58):
Now?

Speaker 6 (02:50:58):
We're not doing this is in place of the man today.

Speaker 2 (02:51:02):
We are two more and these are two that I'm
shocked Vince didn't use in w uh well, actually he
kind of did. Okay, Nurse Hershey with doctor Procter. Was
it Nurse Hershey, the nurse and the doctor heine skitch sketch, Yes, bend.

Speaker 5 (02:51:21):
Over and say ah.

Speaker 2 (02:51:22):
The team physician of Bitch Slap, Doctor Proctor is known
to be a real ass man within the locker room.
Assisted by the lovely Nurse Hershey, doctor Proctor feels his
way around the superstars, assuring that each and every one
of them has a clean bill of health. Anally retentive,
the popular doctor Proctor has become so overbooked that the
robust nurse Hershey has been forced to increase her role.

(02:51:44):
Now the physician to the male management team of Bitch Slap,
Nurse Hershey takes her lets her fingers do the walking
while her rectal thermometer does the talking. Out this russign
writes like Kensington Avenue. Then finally, Jesus Grandma Gas constantly

(02:52:06):
blowing her own horn. It is methane madness. When Grandma
Gas steps into the ring at Bitch Slap, FU will
buy a flatulent fanny. This queen of brown Wind uses
her deadly gas to gag her opponent into submission, leaving
revenge on the.

Speaker 6 (02:52:19):
Minds and skid marks on their bodies.

Speaker 2 (02:52:22):
Riding a jeritol high, this walking wind Tunnel will catch
you off guard with her finishing maneuver, the colon cleansing
ass blast.

Speaker 6 (02:52:31):
She depends on it.

Speaker 5 (02:52:33):
Guys, nice three dimensional character there, I think that's I'm shocked.

Speaker 6 (02:52:43):
Vist never went with that one. Wait, no, he did,
wasn't he?

Speaker 4 (02:52:49):
Oh poor, that's right, where all the time. I remember
that although it wasn't wasn't Russo. No, Russo wasn't there.

Speaker 5 (02:52:58):
He was in TNA at that time.

Speaker 2 (02:53:00):
So maybe maybe these maybe these characters were all pitched
to Vince and he just the ones he wanted.

Speaker 5 (02:53:08):
Oh wow, it would be I met Vince. Al Right, guys,
did you how did that?

Speaker 4 (02:53:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:53:15):
It was that t and A I was talking to
like Conan and our truth were there.

Speaker 1 (02:53:21):
I was there with a couple of the wrestlers, and
Conan was trying to get weed and and everyone. There
was a bunch of like fans outside TNA. They were
waiting for wrestlers to come out. And Vince Russo and
Disco Inferno walked out, and it looked like Leonardo DiCaprio
was walking out of the nightclub in nineteen ninety eight,
the way he stroll strutted out there, like trying to

(02:53:42):
avoid people and acting like everyone was nobody wanted to
see Vince Russo. And I kind of go, hey, Vince Russo,
and he didn't really give me the finger, but you
could tell he was about to give me the finger.

Speaker 2 (02:53:56):
And instead he just assumed that anyone that was trying
to get attention was going to tell him to go
to go f off.

Speaker 4 (02:54:02):
I guess he was not.

Speaker 1 (02:54:04):
He he seemed like he was way he felt like
he was way too good to be there and was
trying not to talk to anybody. And it's really weird because,
like I said, Conan and Ron Killings were standing right
there talking to everybody. Jeff Jarrett had just been out
talking to people, and mister Vince Russo and Disco Inferno
walked out like they're too good to be there and
uh immediately get like they have people blocking people off

(02:54:27):
so they.

Speaker 4 (02:54:27):
Can get to their car and stuff like that. It
was very, very silly.

Speaker 2 (02:54:34):
Do you remember when they did the electrified cage match
in TNA?

Speaker 3 (02:54:38):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (02:54:38):
I was there, I was there the people.

Speaker 6 (02:54:40):
Were you one of the people channing Fire Russo?

Speaker 8 (02:54:43):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (02:54:43):
Yes, I was My favorite chance that's ever happened in
a wrestling show. Was they were all going Fire Russo
and I swear to god, Bubba Ray Dudley just looked
at the camera at one point and mouthed, I'm sorry to.

Speaker 5 (02:54:54):
The audiencet like it was h the really bit it
was watching Bubba grab the grab the cage and go.

Speaker 2 (02:55:09):
Yeah, all right, guys, last super chats and then we're
getting out of here for the week. Virginia Sharp for
five dollars. Has Osprey ain't got the jam? Andre Adams
one says, Kath looks how I feel when I hear
Russo talk John Williams of four ninety nine and saw

(02:55:30):
this great meme. President Trump has reported Vince Russo as
head of the border wall. There's no way anyone will
get over.

Speaker 4 (02:55:37):
That's good. It's a good one. It's a good one.

Speaker 5 (02:55:39):
That is a good one.

Speaker 2 (02:55:41):
Last Call podcast for ten dollars is in defense of Russo.
Just remember that The Boys and Preacher are hit TV shows.
The Boys have a character called hero Gasm. Preacher has
a character called our Face on Amazon Prime and AMC.
Both are hit shows.

Speaker 4 (02:55:58):
The Boys come out with a new season or what god.

Speaker 5 (02:56:01):
I heard the last one was terrible.

Speaker 4 (02:56:03):
It was pretty bad, all right, guys? That that does it?

Speaker 2 (02:56:09):
Uh, Mitch, I had given you an out shrow earlier,
but I probably forgot things so watched Tell good people
where they can find you.

Speaker 7 (02:56:14):
Oh no, sorry, I wasn't as active this week as
I could be. Thursday Wrestling Soup seven thirty pm Eastern Time,
and you can find the wrestling soup dot com.

Speaker 2 (02:56:26):
Awesome, awesome, awful wrestling. Where can the folks find you
in everything you're up to?

Speaker 4 (02:56:33):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (02:56:34):
Awful?

Speaker 8 (02:56:36):
What? What?

Speaker 6 (02:56:37):
Where can people find you?

Speaker 4 (02:56:39):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (02:56:40):
The docks apparently.

Speaker 4 (02:56:45):
Underneath the bridge with the other trolls. No, it's ae
w f U L Wrestling on Twitter and uh yeah,
big big things popping this week?

Speaker 5 (02:56:58):
Awesome Kevin Apolo.

Speaker 2 (02:57:00):
Oh, we can folks find out more about everything you're
up to?

Speaker 9 (02:57:03):
Follow me on Twitter's word on Apollo. I'll think I
don't know. I guess we're gonna review Spider Man tomorrow
on the pro shows. I'll be doing next borrow night
if I'm alive, and then I'll see everybody next week
because you're at Mega.

Speaker 4 (02:57:17):
Con, I am blog you're wrestling promotion.

Speaker 3 (02:57:26):
Not until March.

Speaker 2 (02:57:27):
Oh, and dis tell the fine folks that we can
find out more about you and maybe some upcoming project
that you have going on.

Speaker 5 (02:57:34):
Yeah, at a w discplinary on Twitter.

Speaker 4 (02:57:37):
You can find me there. I believe Next week awful.
We're still good for next week? Are you okay for
next week?

Speaker 5 (02:57:43):
Okay? Awful?

Speaker 4 (02:57:46):
Yes, okay, this is awful.

Speaker 1 (02:57:49):
Next Thursday night on YouTube at LOVEBA Eastern Timpium, Central
Time DNA Wrestling will present this is awful. I will
have the link and everything in the name of the
YouTube channel for you next Tuesday. Also this Friday, I'm
gonna be on the soup. I'm gonna be the post
show for SmackDown over there, so that will be fun.

Speaker 5 (02:58:13):
And check the chat. Are we doing the.

Speaker 4 (02:58:18):
Awful parted?

Speaker 5 (02:58:21):
Check the chat?

Speaker 6 (02:58:22):
Are we doing what in the private chat?

Speaker 4 (02:58:26):
Did I remind you of something?

Speaker 8 (02:58:27):
Or are we Oh?

Speaker 6 (02:58:29):
Yeah, awful?

Speaker 4 (02:58:29):
Are we doing that? What's that? I'm so sorry something
we're gonna.

Speaker 6 (02:58:34):
Are we talking about the thing? Look at the private chat?

Speaker 5 (02:58:36):
What is going on with you?

Speaker 4 (02:58:37):
Right?

Speaker 13 (02:58:39):
He's high?

Speaker 4 (02:58:40):
I'll tell you later.

Speaker 5 (02:58:42):
Was hot up?

Speaker 6 (02:58:45):
Do you want me to Do you want me to
talk about that thing?

Speaker 10 (02:58:48):
Or do you want to please?

Speaker 4 (02:58:49):
No problem, I mean it's all it's your show, bro.

Speaker 2 (02:58:52):
Very soon we are going to be launching the first
Tuney Talk Wrestling merchandise, which will be T shirts. Hey
guys will be able to buy we have we we're
testing out the you know, the first ones right now
and uh yeah, there'll be some pretty cool designs for
you guys to get your hands on.

Speaker 4 (02:59:08):
So can I say this, this brought up a great
point earlier. This, this project, this thing that we're doing
for the people of the Tuney Talk wrestling community. This
is punk rock. This is from the ground up. This
is not some third party. This is all us, from

(02:59:28):
the bottom to the top. And that's all I've got
to say. And I hope you why and thank you? Yes,
uh huh why.

Speaker 5 (02:59:35):
We're doing this.

Speaker 4 (02:59:36):
We designed it, we printed it, We're doing everything ourselves.

Speaker 5 (02:59:39):
So yep, no middleman, no middleman. Well, awful's the middleman,
I guess technically, but.

Speaker 2 (02:59:46):
The uh, the middle man is one of the actual men, right.
And so guys, make sure you checking out Tony Town TV.
Got new videos coming out, We've got new membership content
coming out. Uh No Tuney Talk TV at our regular time.
But I will try to go live maybe more than
once from the floor of Mega Con. There might be
some special guests with me there, who knows. So yeah,

(03:00:08):
we'll catch you guys next week.

Speaker 5 (03:00:10):
Well, we do have to do that. We have to
do that.

Speaker 6 (03:00:11):
Stupid aw pa. Wait is that this weekend?

Speaker 14 (03:00:14):
No?

Speaker 2 (03:00:16):
Oh man, if it was this weekend, I was like,
I could have gotten away with not watching it because
I'd be a megaicon.

Speaker 1 (03:00:23):
Now yeah, yes, yeah. The next thing is grand Slam
and we're not. That's a collision, so we don't do
Grand Slam. And then the next paper view isn't like
you think the lean the month.

Speaker 2 (03:00:32):
So okay, all right, guys, well from all of us
here at the Tuny Town Channels, I'm with the movie
Monster Nagata here.

Speaker 4 (03:00:40):
Now that half of my thankin thank you, your piece
of trash, thank.

Speaker 3 (03:00:55):
You, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 2 (03:01:00):
I suppose you want me to say thank you, like
all what saying thank you?

Speaker 5 (03:01:05):
It's like jobbing thank you.

Speaker 10 (03:01:08):
A little message, thank you, oh.

Speaker 14 (03:01:15):
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,
thank you, thanks for what.

Speaker 4 (03:01:29):
HI home from all of us here at Tunytown, thank you,
and you was like you, thank you,

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