Nobu Chicken Strips

Kenny and Pete break down the CFB Playoff and the latest NFL matchups. This week is filled with tangents.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
I sit alone in my fourth corner broom, standing at
the candle.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
That shit is going let me drop some ship like
this kit hed night. I can't sleep.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
I've tossed the comb tampers kicks in the dark, viasing
somebody's doing.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Come poor balls, just staring at a nigga. I'm paranoid,
steeping with my finger on my sugar mamacus always chusing.
I ain't woking white, but I ain't going now without
a fight.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
See every time five. That intro was like thirty eight
in the Drew Haller and the Drew h Drew Hill celebration.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah, I can't watch.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
That ship was on the fucking three in the three,
in the five, Brother.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
It's on the two in the four.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
I know that drive was on the three, the five,
and the seven. That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Three five seven is actually a group. Man, oh town
three five seven, that's crazy. Yep. You then something new
every day?

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Well, this is touchdowns attach It's I M. P. D.
Camria and he is Kenneth Barry, And this is your
Thursday night spot for NFL takes topical tangents and excise
commentary for the culture. Got a loaded Quick Show for
you this week. Uh it's late at night. Uh, maybe

(01:17):
had a few beverages, Kenny. Kenny's been on back to
back night shifts, so.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Uh yeah, we're not.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Liable for whatever the funk happens over this next uh
forty five to an hour and a half. But I
am went arrested, so you know I can't relate. Well, yeah, Kenny,
what do we gotta talk about this week?

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Thursday Night Football? Rest in peace? Paul Tagliaboo, NFL commissioner.
He died at like eighty four. You know it's former commissioner. Yeah,
Patriots one on Thursday Night Football, which means they won
like nine straight games. I think Rayble's probably just running
away with a Coach of the Year at this point.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
What is uh Paul Taglabo known for? Like what the
anti celebration? Where was that after him? I think that
was after him?

Speaker 2 (02:11):
You know what? Replay? It's kind of tough, yes, replay.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Because you can argue like the expansion teams m hmm, yeah,
I guess so are you talking about like most pertinent
mm hmm. It would be the experience, Yes, Charlotte and Jacksonville,
which were the Panthers and Jaguars obviously, and he also

(02:41):
helped facilitate the Browns to the Ravens change and then
also added in the Houston Texans, I mean, and he
established a salary cap he dead a the NFL Europe,
which is kind of crazy. Well, he started it, No,
he didn't deetit.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
He starts it, he expanded and if he expanded.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
It, yeah, and Roger Goodell got rid of it, and then.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
He promoted the room. Wait Goodell got rid of it.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
It was still going until two thousand and six because.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
The loan was from there.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
So yeah, so I guess it was from nine from
the nineties until the two thousands, and then Roger Goodell
shut it down in two thousand and seven, which Tagaboo
was commissioner until.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Well, he had seventeen years of labor peace, which is
unheard of, and he he had to handle Katrina and
nine to eleven I'm sure to see when he retired

(03:55):
at the Hall of Fame in twenty two.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Thousand and five, two thousand and six.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
At the Hall of Fame in twenty twenty one. Wait,
I say that right, yeah, twenty twenty one. It's kind
of crazy that it took that one.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah, he oversaw the bounty Gate scale, the bounty bounty
Gate scandal, he was the one who oversaw the investigation.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
But again, seventeen years of labor pieces kind of crazy.
We really look about it, like right now with what's
happened in the NBA and TV deals across.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
He went into the Hall of Fame in twenty twenty,
twenty twenty one, twenty twenty. Oh, well, well the maybe
the ceremony.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Was in twenty twenty one. Yeah, because that's what I was,
That's what it said. But yeah, in twenty twenty, I
usually tell you get in.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Well because that COVID year, maybe they didn't, maybe they
postponed it. Yeah, but he's the official class of twenty twenty. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
One of the greatest commissioners in the history of sports.
And anytime you kind of establish a salary cap, well
you kind of got to be a blotter for that.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Just shot out to baseball, the shout out to Kurt Flood,
shot out to kurk Flood only is why.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Everybody's getting paid Kurve Flood. That right there, you can
credit him for the boom and sports media, because if
it wasn't for him getting sacrificed by MLB and winning
that case with the US government, Like he's the reason
antitrust so strong and pertinent. You could even trace back

(05:42):
his effort what he did to why nil is so
you know, busting and viable right now? He really Yeah,
Kurflood one of the greatest ever.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
All Right, we talked about the whole Dallas situation last week, right.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yep, the trades and all that. No I was talking
about the oh Marshall nealing mm hmm, Yeah, we touched
on it. Rest in peace to him. They put it
together fun for his pregnant girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Yeah, that that I saw a meme I saw, not
a meme, a real on Instagram that was basically like
all the videos from his first from like the opening
game of all his seasons since high school or whatever.
She made me really sad because you could really see,
like visibly, like she went from like this super like smiley,

(06:48):
happy kid like high school to like, I don't know,
maybe it's just you know, the football player persona, but
you saw the joy, the joy way, the sparkle and
glimmering is I leave at some point in his college career.
But still, it was just sad to see that because

(07:09):
it's I mean, that's.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
That's why we do this podcast.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
It's like, yeah, it's you know, it's fucking batting and
fantasy football and stats and fucking bragging rants and you know,
all these things that we care about. But at the
end of the day, like it seas like it's his
tem pole moment in.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
All of our lives.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Like you know, Kenny, you might not remember exactly where
you were in fall a fucking twenty fourteen on a
fucking September Tuesday or September Sunday, but you know where
you were in Fall fucking two thousand and nine on
a fucking Tuesday or Saturday or Friday.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Like, you know where you were. You know those moments
in your life.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
And that's why, I mean, that's why the sport matters.
That's why we do what we do because at the
end of the day, it's all human interest, it's all stories,
it's all culture. It's more than just you know, hey,
we had a game on this day or we had
a game on that day, Like no, hundreds, thousands, millions

(08:15):
of memories were created that day and you happen to
be at the center of it.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
And there's a lot of lower because I mean we
graduated twenty ten, which is one of the greatest draft
classes of all time. Ron Miller, t J Watt in
my class, like, ok, TJA in that class. You know
that old Clay. I mean, no, not teacher, I made JJ.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Not teach. It is definitely not. Now it's way after
I'm tripping, I'm going to say JJ, that was a
freudy insult. But just I think Mike Evans too.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
One day my friends would pick up on my good habits. No,
Mike Evans was fourteen too, Okay, but yeah, twenty ten
and so I was O'Dell No, that was fourteen too.
All those guys are fourteen ship damn it.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
It's crazy. But yeah, that twenty ten class was special.
But yeah, so, I mean even now, like my nephew
is not gonna be able to say in twenty thirty years,
like where were you when Cooper Cup came back to
play against Bronk was in the class?

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Rock just retired, David mccordy, Shelton Boy, Jerald McCoy and
dom can sue Brandon Graham.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Who's still playing? Is JPP still playing?

Speaker 1 (09:37):
No?

Speaker 2 (09:37):
I think you sapt like two years Ago.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
That's Bryant, Marius Thomas, r I, p Antonio Brown, Emmanuel Sanders,
Trent Williams still playing, Eric Berry, Russell Coon, C. J. Spiller,
one time pro bowler, a huge fucking bus. I feel
like Tyson a lot Lou was still playing till like

(10:01):
last year. I feel like he was.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Ryan Matthews, r I, p or Old Thomas. Wait min
Matthews died.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
I thought he did, didn't he? I don't think he did.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
She probably read.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Sorry apologize right. Matthews one of the best friend No
State backs of all time.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
No, he gave you fucking hell and he's from Riverside.
He gave your c L a hell every game. Spent
his childhood between Bakersfield and Riverside, crazy, and then it
went to Presley. The fact that he's thirty eight is
kind of crazy. Trying to see West High. I don't

(10:46):
even know where the fuck West High is?

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Four four five though, mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Who else showing Withershoon, pouncy My Blue Potti, Jermaine Gresham.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
That's Brian Brian.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Brian Block was never a pro bowler.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
That's crazy. He wont the Super Bowls rookie.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
It was a pro bowler, Dan Williams, David Best, your boy,
Jerry Hughes just stopped playing like three years ago. Roger
Cep my boy, Chris Cook, Nobody's boy. Dexter mccluster, he's
somebody's I feel like, yeah, I feel like you. You

(11:34):
definitely dropped the Dexter mccluster and man Man leagues put
him at Kate Returner for sure. Zame Beatles, Limbo, Joseph.
I think he's still playing, or he was until like
last year.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
I think he's still active.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Darren Washington went the TCU.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
That's crazy. I didn't know that he got expelled out
of the NFL. I knew that.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
I don't know he went to TCU.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
That's why I made all those jokes.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
About Dunlap, Sean Lee, Golden Tate, Brandon Spikes bust.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
No, he can't be a bust if you're not a
first round pick Brandon Spike and the Spikes was a
decent player for the Patriots, so he can't be. He
can't be a bust because he played. Donald Butler was
a bust. I wanted him, really was fast.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
McCoy. Andre Roberts was a pro bowler. Is crazy. He
was a Vara Bowman was in that class. Jimmy Graham
was in that class. Boy Everson Griffin was in that class.
Crazy work Altar and Werner?

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Are you legend? And U c l a legend?

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Darn now, stucky bro, Why did the Chargers have so
many fucking draft Do you know Atkins is from that class? Damn?
He must have been old as fun when he got drafted,
because I feel like he's way older than all these guys.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Cam Chancellor, The fact.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
That Cam Chancellor Geno Adkins were the same draft class,
the same round, fifth round, crazy Rashaw Jones fifth round.
He fucking flamed out real quick, and he went from
like an eighty two and Madden too, just like an
eighty eighty.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
And Madden who was just a free agent.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
He might ever retire, but he was definitely a pro bowler.
If Marshall Newhouse went to TCU, that makes a lot
of sense. I told you, Bro, that makes a lot
of sense. Like you could have subscribed that you're still
we could have played taboo and you could have described
that to me and I would have guessed that for sure,
just based off his name alone. Greg Hardy, Greg Hardy

(13:44):
donates still miss fuck Greg Hardy, Mark Mary Janni pro bowler.
I don't even know who the fuck that is.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
A wide receiver for the Titans. I mean, yeah, I know,
just fucking and he was never the same. Why was
he a Pro bowler though he was an E League
kick returner. He was taking it to the house as
a rookie. He was cribbon ship.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Most kick returns in the single game, most kick return
yards in a single game, most returns in the single
game in a Pro Bowl.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
He had nine returns into Pro Bowl. That's wild. He
was fucking cooking.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
That means your defense got there, ship, he did. How
you give up nine touchdowns? You did? Brother? I'm a
kick returner. I was hung over last night. I was
expecting three plays a day. Brother, he didn't have nine.
I'm just saying that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
You have nine touchdowns?

Speaker 1 (14:39):
No, no, just in general, just overall kick returns in
a Pro Bowl, in a Pro Bowl. He had one
single Pro Bowl he returned kicks nine times in one
game and one Pro Bowl.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Not he scored a touchdown.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
I'm saying he caught a touchdown. I'm saying for the
Pro Bowl. In all the Pro Bowl games, he has
the mo most returns in the most return yards guaranteed.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
That was after a fucking that was after Sean Taylor.
That was way after Sean Taylor. Yeah, that's when they
were when they were playing seventy to fucking sixty seven
Pro Bowl games at one point, when everybody was just scoring.
Everybody and their grandmother was scoring touchdowns.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
They weren't playing defense. And Sam Bafford was number one
pick in the class.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Wait, twenty eleven, twenty ten, No, there has to be
two thousand and nine.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
He was the last.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Uh No, he was the last on so cam was
twenty eleven then.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
So technically the twenty ten draft would be the two
thousand and nine season college football season because the season
ends in January. Yeah, the draft is in April.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Because he was the last draft pick who got like
fully guaranteed fucking max crazy fifty million dollars for.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
The last one.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
He's the reason why they made the skill and they
changed it. Yeah, because they're like, this dude fucking sucks.
But he named American, so fuck y'all. I don't even
think he got it back in the blood. No, they
said he sucked.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
He was not.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
I don't even think he sucked. Rams.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
I don't even think he sucked. I think he just
needed a better opportunity. It's like Jared Goff. You could
have said the same thing about Jered Goff if his
career just ended with the Ram You literally could have
said the same thing you said about Bradford to golf.
But he had a second actor with Detroit, with the
team that actually built around him, and said, hey, we
got none else to lose, Let's see what the fuck
this guy can do. Bradford really never I mean, he

(16:40):
kind of got that in Minnesota, but then he was
also just kind of keeping the seat working for Teddy Bridgewater,
and Teddy Bridgewater was also equally is heard so.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Teddy Bridgewater.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
All right, so let's move.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
On college football. What are we gonna talk about next?
All right?

Speaker 1 (17:00):
I'm go ahead and just play some audio from a
last week USC beat Northwestern, like thirty five to seven, No,
forty something to seventeen. It was a close game.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Start. Jade Mava pretty much threw a pick to a
D lineman and then called him at the goal line,
hit him so hard that the ball popped out for
a touchback. I have never seen no shit like that.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
And by the way, you don't really think dju is
better than fucking Dylan Gabriel brother. Exactly.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
You don't really believe that, man, What if I do?

Speaker 1 (17:37):
You really don't? What if I just really don't?

Speaker 2 (17:40):
You just want to fucking troll Nikki.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
That's the only reason why you're saying that. Why would
I trow Nikki?

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Because then Dylan gave very to ou at one.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Point, like one fucking year. That doesn't count.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
He was calling glorious King for a little bit. She
calls any quarterback ran of her team.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Yeah, that's not really a title, like she calls every
starting quarterback. She called Jackson fucking what's his face? Jackson Arnold?
Where is he at by the way bench at Auburn? Crazy?
Probably gonna transfer again? Swinging a miss. She never called
Caleb Caleb Williams is her glorious King.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Yeah, I don't know. Maybe we didn't know her during
that arc, but yeah, she definitely didn't. She never called
him that. I never want her to say Caleb was
her glorious King. That was already after he had transferred,
or boy who he beat out Scheth rather, but that
was a different time. That's like the program kind of forgot.

(18:45):
Bencerrailer would tell you.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
I never forget that video that his teammates just shipping
on him. You're a bad person. I was like, damn.
But then this teammate didn't go nowhere.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
So Dale and Gabriel might be better than Spencer rather
the way he's really fucking not, he might be.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
They're did the same, They're in the same Alver brother
doesn't game reel. It's slightly better than Marcus Toyosa Sopo
slightly better.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
I mean that would make college career, that would make
him a top forty quarterback. I said, he's not not really,
Marcus Tuo was literally a top ten backup. Think about
what he was literally a top ten backup. What you
just said, so, just how many teams are in the
league thirty plus ten, that's forty Did you just.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Say thirty teams are in the league and it's thirty two?

Speaker 1 (19:40):
I said plus ten ten. He was a top ten backup,
So thirty two plus ten is forty two. So I'm
saying he's top forty.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
Top forty two.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
I mean technically during his era, the Texans had just
come around, so technically forty one. Here we go go,
post movie well, I'm I'm just saying you want to
get technical. I get technical too. I'm not getting well,
yeah you are. You're over here Shore saying, Oh, you're
saying he's top forty two. Well technically I'm saying he's
top forty one.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
But technically Flacco was originally the starter and he was
third string? What Flacco from Cleveland? Flacco was the starter?

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Oh, he's like that.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
He was the third string who's now the starter? So
he wasn't even a top third string guy.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
All I'm saying, I'm not even saying Dylan Gabriel is
a tough fIF He's not. I'm not saying he's the
top fifty quarterback in the league. All I'm saying is
neither a Spencer Rallery. That's all I'm saying. I mean, wherever,
wherever you put Dylan Gabriel, Spencer Rallery is probably right
next to him.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
That's that's all. That's all I'm saying. That is literally,
that's a fair statement. That is a fair statement.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Like they probably have the same QB coach for a year,
they probably have the same QB goach. Now they probably
work out together right now.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Fucked up. They didn't go to u all right, college,
all right, So yeah, USC is gonna be playing Iowa.
They're seven and two. Uh they pretty much.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Everyone Oh oh you say USC seven and dude.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
Us see seven and two and they have to win out.
They have to beat Iowa, whos ranked twentieth. They rank
like seventeenth.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Why has everyone been talking like I was just dug
shit by everyone?

Speaker 2 (21:34):
I mean mostly you dog shit offensively, like dog shit
your dog's ball stuck to a bench in the winter time.
I just don't get it. Terrible.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
It's like nobody's scared of Iowa, but everyone respects them.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
Because it's a dogfight. Because I'm saying defense. Their old
line is great, you have to literally.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
It's like nobody pencils Iowa is an itematic to win.
But they're like, yeah, we should win that game.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Yeah, but they still expect to win that game. That
that that's that's the part that if you score more
than twenty four points, you should beat Iowa. If you
if you lose to Iowa scoring more than twenty four points,
and you're probably Purdue. Ouch, you can't go to Westland now, one.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Of the players are wrong. Players tell me about a.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
Restaurant to go to it's just like I say my name,
they'll hook you up and I'm like that now you
can't go because you just said that West if that's
nice apparently.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
But yeah, so as they got interviewed on running back
who transferred from Purdueoowall by the Ways or some ship. Yeah,
I think I interviewed definitely your quarter sheets, but it
was definitely a Purdue guy. Nah, one of the one
of one of the running backs I interview like two
years ago was a Purdue transfer, but I remember where

(23:02):
school he was at.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
We have so many interviews that you just have to
go check the archives or we got to unreleased shit
we haven't published yet. There's just so many interviews. But yeah,
so uh yeah, I see it's gonna be raining all weekend,
so it'll be fun kind of places right in the

(23:26):
eyewa's hands. But it's usc. It's a twelve thirty kickoff.
Thank god you were seeing no more shitty night games.
And really Oregon, Oregon narrowly beat them last week, Like

(23:48):
they won on a chipside field goal, so I think
it was like eighteen or fifteen or some shit like that.
I think they got a safety. And it's like I
was the defense is really a problem. But the Iowas
defense is always a problem. And Kirk Fans was saying,
slick ship and Kirk Farris Loki owns USC because when

(24:11):
they played in that bowl game, beat the dog shit
out of you.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Can we just say that Chip Kelly even the Oregon
was probably the dumbest thing he any coach has ever done.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
Yes, like in any sport.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Yes, completely, Like you literally blew like a four to
er lead on college football, like to do nothing.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Cam was only one person came back. You could have
came back. You could have just kept recruiting l a
and you would have eventually got like some dogs rings
to get nothing. I mean, he got one out of
Ohio state, So what do you say to that?

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Yeah, and Lank even got one in Alabama.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Yeah, but he helped get Will Howard.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
And Start did Start get one in Alabama too.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Everybody got one in Alabama.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
So that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Billy Napier got one to Alabama.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
That's my point.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
I think Georgia hired him to be their fucking head
of recruiting or some shit like that. I'm like, that's cheating,
that's cheating. But she looks out for the head coach.
Go ahead, Sorry, that's cool. Yeah, So in.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Regards to that whole situation, but yeah, that's pretty much
like selling your house in Cleveland and then buying a
house in Detroit and then that ship burns down, and
then you move to fucking Cleveland, and then that ship
burns down, and then you move to fucking Gary.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Yeah. I don't even know where that is, but Indiana.
There you go. People, Well, the white people in Indiana
don't call Gary Indiana. That's funny. I remember when shout
out to isn't that like a civil rights significant town?

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Because I feel like I've heard that before.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
Michael Jackson's from there, that's significant.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Shout out to Izzy She That just made me think
of that story where her like, Yo, what's I Michael
pulled up, He went to camps and just bought the
whole motherfucker out.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
It was just throwing chicken everywhere.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
Michael was real.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
I'm just saying, like, are you not going to fucking
catch a fucking chicken breast with Michael Jackson?

Speaker 2 (26:30):
Good legend, good legend, And he kicked it with cription blood.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Like imagine if we were hanging out, I'm fucking sloughsing
and Nipsey starts throwing out fucking burgers and I drop
a burger. You're gonna roast me forever. Bro. Yeah, like
how your big ass? How you d big gass get
up at fucking eight am to go see Nipsey and

(26:54):
then you drop a burger before ten am. Bro, it's
not even lunch time to drop a burger on fucking
Slauson before eleven am. And the worst part is you
gotta eat the burger. The dope fan is gonna be like,
you really ate a burger off the ground. I just
shipped there like two days ago. Brother, just give me

(27:16):
that burger, Bros, just give him a nip would be like,
I'll get you another one, but you gotta go buy
a CD. I will, I'll buy two CITs. Nipp You
know you get a free burger here, I'll hand it
to you because your eyes can't catch Okay, sorry, cut
all right, that's crazy, Kenny just said, good, that's wild.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
I'm from the Stokland. I used to say blood and
cut a lot. I mean blood makes one sense from there.
But yeah, then I moved out here and I'm like,
I'm just not talk like that all right, go ahead,
calls I'm goofy. That was funny. Yeah, so Northwestern only

(28:03):
had like one hundred and seventeen pass yards last week.
It was like one hundred and seventy. And yeah, the
defense is tightening up us. He's kind of like going
on the run at the right time. So these three
games are crucial because if they went out, they can
find a way to get into the Big Ten title game. Uh,

(28:25):
they gotta went out kind of exactly where they want
to be, don't any don't really have any pertinent injuries,
King Miller.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Who are they gonna get, you know, Ohio stage Indiana.
So they beat Orgon the dogs. If they beat Orgon,
they can get into the top twelve. So they're gonna
get rail like a fucking Armenian girl at Big Show.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
The sad part is if you said that to somebody,
they're like, oh, you're talking about You're not talking about Fullerton,
You're talking about Son. You're talking about what you co So.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
What's the point to make the championship game if you're
just gonna lose?

Speaker 2 (29:14):
I mean, would you rather make it to the championship
game and lose and then be like an upper tier
bar Are.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
You asking me yes, rather as a person, or are
you asking me on the record.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
You ask somebody who coaches eight year old would you
rather make it to the championship game and lose?

Speaker 1 (29:31):
You're asking as a coach, I guess, and a former player,
I would rather make it. If you're asking me as
a player, as a person who's been around football, watch football,
steady football, No, no, I would not know.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
I don't want to give my ass up, go somewhere
on a Saturday when it's rainy and get my ass
kicked when I could be at home sleep, been in,
play video games, getting by dick suck.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Fucking why, brother, tell me?

Speaker 4 (30:08):
Tell me that these college kids, if you wouldn't ask
some wouldn't say the same ship.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
I mean like, if you legit have no chance where
you're gonna get your ship pushing?

Speaker 2 (30:16):
Then yeah, no, I don't want to play. Would you
rest the point so you weren't anymore in IL.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Money for it?

Speaker 2 (30:22):
No?

Speaker 1 (30:23):
What if you are though you're not, though you're not,
though it's a bonus, IL bonus, you're not.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
What if you're getting in an IL bonus for making
a playoff game.

Speaker 5 (30:32):
Then.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Whatever.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Fine, I'm just saying, so you wouldn't want to be
TCU versus Georgia.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Believe you want to be DC versus Georgia.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Because Georgia was the first round pick, was he not?

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Georgia kind of snatched that. The whole program has changed
so like the last two years.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
So they took her soul and they've re bounded.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
They're they're they're kind of rebounding. They're they're they're almost
to where they were almost at.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Like, they're not They're not old Boy at the end
of Snowfall. They're not Franklin at the end of snow Fall.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Yeah, they're not that bad. They're they're his friend, his
homie who you're trying to figure it out Africa forward
that that is a good all right, that went down
a very dark we started with We started with Armenians
at season that's crazy, by the way, the Kardashians, for sure,

(31:35):
we're up there at one point. But that's a whole
urban legend that I'll talk about later. But Yeah, here's
Kamari Ramsey talking about how things went.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Oopsweet. How does it feel you guys only? How does
it feel you guys only? You gave up less than
two hundred yards passing on Beefan. So just the way
the team performed and kind of how domb you guys
were in the second half. How good does that feel?

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Feels good?

Speaker 5 (32:09):
I means just great to make some halftime adjustments. We
give up to open and touchdowns on the first two drives,
so just had to bounce back and just lean our
lean on our training, lean on our discipline, and lean
on our foundation and identity.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
So you feel good for here. She had a drop pick,
but he also made some really clutch players or can
keep tackling third down? What do you say that like,
you know guys who have been stepping up the second
third corner spot.

Speaker 5 (32:40):
Yeah, I mean next man up mentality. I mean boom Piers,
he got catch those. That's he's dropping some money. That's
that's yeah, that's a tough one. But now, I mean
it was good to see you guys step up. I
mean Selly went down, h BC came in, or Braylan
Conley came in, made a lot of great plays.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Tackle well, competed. That's that's all you can ask for.

Speaker 5 (33:00):
Compete, get a flag, just move on, next place, next
play mentality. So he did a great job of that.
But yeah, guys have been stepping up all year when
guys are going down. So it's been great to see.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
That, all right, And.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
This one I'm from defensive Cameron found Cameron Crossford, Yeah,
change the last name. You held him under two hundred
yards passing tonight. What's kind of been the mood on
the defensive line, you know, just in terms of getting
to the quarterback and then just blockchatting.

Speaker 6 (33:33):
Yeah, so coach and always you know the stresses, rushing divisions,
no rushing, that's one union, but not your individuals. So
so knowing that the guys cann cover for you or
you know you're gonna take the inside and you're gonna
rush hid just being able to rush as one unit
and keeping each other's mistakes as our mistakes. That just

(33:54):
makes me be able to rush for you and just
looking at it.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
You help him all right? Out Here's some things that happened.
They were playing. They played Popping by Chris Brown and
Nice and Slow by Usher. We could hear it from
the post game room and I'm me and other people
in there, like y'all weren't alive when those songs came out.

(34:18):
Popping was like our era high school. So how in
the fiz nayak?

Speaker 1 (34:27):
I mean I think they were when Popping came out.
The other one probably just born nice and probably not just.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
Swaddled in a fucking in a in a paternity photo
like some of them were.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
I mean, we played fucking Michael Prince and brothers.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
That were born that were different. That's timeless. It's timeless.
Popping is not timeless. It is timeless for millennials. You
say that, you say that for millennials, it's timeless.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Let's for seventy guys this, how about this?

Speaker 2 (35:01):
How about this?

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Let's ask the people in your daddy apps if Popping
is it is an iconic song, it is them his
daddy apps, Like I love Chris Bro that's crazy. Never

(35:22):
said that.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
I've never said that Heartbreak of the Full Moon was
a fantastic album. I hope, I hope you Do was
also fired to. But I was just like, I mean me,
and I'll tell you.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
What would have been worse is if they were playing
that song with young Chris Brown and young though.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
I don't even know what there's too. You know the
song I feel like I do, but I don't. I
was thinking of passing me to Hooko for.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Some of what's no, no, no, I know, I got
what you need a little bame. Everything you do is amazing.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Oh god, damn it. That was a remix, wasn't it?
Was that a remix? Or was that the original? Because
I know exactly what song you're talking about now? Amazing
because Doug was in the pocket that it would have

(36:27):
been words that you're playing that song? Liner pop playing
pop at least Poppa.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
Why at least those are classics.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
But why do you play nice and slow by Usher?
That's not even that's not even a pre that song,
that's not even the song.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
You can judge somebody. You can't judge some of these
music tastes before after a game. You know, for me,
I listened to R and B before games because it
helps me center. I know there's a lot of people
out there that listen to hype music to get I'm
going whatever, And I know there's a whole segment of people,
and I've talked to them at the Senior but they're like, yeah,

(37:05):
I only listen to R and B.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
I listen to classical music. I listen to ship.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
That just helps me not crash out because I'm always
crashing out.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Kamaria Ramsey listens to the Roof.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
I need something to listen to to make me not
crash out and think about my assignments and think about
what I need to do. There's other people that are
more calmical and collected, are like, nah, I need something
to help me crash out.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
I agree. I was just we were laughing because we're
like we were in high school when this song played. Y'all,
we weren't even really born yet, and I'm like, I
feel old, but I also feel honored. I was like,
am I unk now? Knowing? I'm like, oh, look at.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Them Decemberndino findeis face a slew of lawsuits filed.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
Since more than one hundred. Sorry, brother, what the fuck
are you doing? This is a copyright bro? Oh okay,
I know the song now, Bro?

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Why is this song?

Speaker 2 (38:04):
Look like he just woke up off mushrooms because he
probably was on this videos.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Fucking crazy b O B's in this song? Yes, what
the fuck?

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Yes, I'm mad song?

Speaker 1 (38:17):
All right? Take back everything positive I said about this song.
You can't. I can't back everything I said about You're
gonna tell me you weren't in a strip club with
this song playing. You want to have an ass.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
My whole take the fact that these twenty heroes were
playing Bob is fucking blast and cut it off.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
I gotta say, did he Rap's all I gotta say?
Did he did?

Speaker 6 (38:37):
He?

Speaker 2 (38:37):
Did he rap on there?

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Though I'm saying did.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
Bob rap on there? I don't because I mean a
lot of videos. I didn't even know he was in
that song. That's crazy. I understand it doesn't count if
he didn't rap in the video he got a feature. No, no,
I lied, I like, that's a mixed. I lied, He's
not in this song.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Bob's not in this song.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Well, now I gotta play this.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Song that's Knicks because I already teached it. We're going
to the squad days. We added some mixes.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
That was the mixtape Slim and b.

Speaker 6 (39:13):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Yeah, I know the song.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
I didn't know Chris Brown was in a song. What
a Time?

Speaker 1 (39:21):
What a Time?

Speaker 2 (39:21):
Turn it off?

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Not my niece?

Speaker 2 (39:25):
What's up?

Speaker 1 (39:26):
Baby? You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Elite song. One of the greatest songs ever made of
our era. Now, if they play this in the locker room,
ships lit, that's lit, that's a that's what you're playing
for a Bowl game when it's nothing this Bob T
Penn song anymore. But go ahead anyways, But nah, that's
a Bob song. I forgot that. I thought it was

(39:52):
a T Paint song. It was a Bob song. You
hate Bob and you be like most of his slaps
like one of the best songs of that air. You
don't even realize he did it, Bobby, No, Bobby righty,
the invention of Bobby Raight. Yes, I definitely didn't. I

(40:14):
definitely didn't. I bought the first album, Bitch. I still
got it somewhere. I think my mom might have it.
I kept some of the old s. I didn't brag
about it. I'm just saying, like physical media or.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Something for your dating apps.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
Nah, I still gotta be o b I'm pretty much
just I'm just gonna upset my.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
You get a lot of curves, but the one yes
you get is gonna be a yes.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
It's all about curves.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
You got you look you. You would have turned some
people off, but the one person who turned off is
gonna be locked in with it.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Why do you think every time I like so once
so you're playing with the emo girl from Atlanta, Like
I'm cool with that. Hey man, all I'm saying is
my music playlist. Every chick who's ever known me, they're like, nah,
this motherfucker has a fire playlist. Ain't nobody ever said
this motherfucker's taste The music is trash. That's never been

(41:10):
that's never been said my mom like, damn, I didn't
know you, Damn son, you inherited good musical playloft. I'm
happy forty, but yeah.

Speaker 6 (41:20):
So.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
I also was on a conference call of for the
playoff the weekly Top twenty five playoff announcement and uh
yea Ohio State Texas an't name is ranked third, which
some people will say that's kind of bullshit because they've
had a tougher schedule in Indiana and Ohio State. They

(41:42):
had three straight road games to start the season. They
beat Notre Dame, they beat LSU, they beat a bunch
of teams that were really good, and Notre Dame is
only in the top twelve still because their Notre Dame
even though they lost twice, which is kind of bullshit.
And I'm not gonna play the audio from what I

(42:03):
asked because the ironic part was I was leaving Target
with my mom and my phone died after I got
my question off, so I didn't even hear the dude's answer,
but I went back and to listen to what his
answer was, and I'll just read what I said. So, yeah,
for a certain SEC school, for a certain SEC team,

(42:23):
obviously their schedule is very hard. But what would be
the cutoff essentially for an SEC team or any team
from a bigger conference that, let's say has three losses,
you know, but they're still highly ranked at the end
of the season. How do you differentiate how highly they
should be ranked even though they have three losses but
they've played a very tough schedule. And mac Rhodes, who's

(42:48):
overseeing it, because actually he stepped down, ironically he stepped down.
He's the AD at Baylor, I think. So now there's
a new person over the committee, like Rich damnit, let
me pull it up. Nobody cares, bro No, it's actually important.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Nobody cares what this dude's name is.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
It matters. So the Arkansas Athletic director Hunter your check
is now. He was named the chair of the College
Football Playoff Selection Committee, and Mark Harlan, the Utah athletic director.
He returns to the selection committee there's active a D

(43:33):
s on this list. Now mac Road stepped down hed
some of them are, some of them are retired, some
of them retired. They get retired coaches, they retired players.
But it's interesting, like I don't think that teams who
are at Like if you if Ohio State is on
the playoff committee, why is the A D Like like

(43:56):
that's do you see?

Speaker 1 (43:57):
How?

Speaker 2 (43:57):
Like that's kind of confusing having certainty teams on the committee.
It shouldn't be active ads on the committee. It should
be retired ads in my opinion. But that's how they
do it. No, that's worse.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
I mean, I get it.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
They're disconnected.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
It's like the Hall of Fame. It's like the Baseball Fame.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
It's like they're just gonna there's nothing worse.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
They're gonna uphold whatever they want to uphold, but the
writers trying to support whatever agenda they want to support.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
It's the same thing, but the writers control that, not
really former players.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
But what I'm saying is when you cater to that
sort of demographic, you're leaving yourself open for them to
all agree on something.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
That's why if you get the right mix, ideally you
should have both.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
You should have people that are.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Protecting the integrity of the past and then also people
that are, you know, moving forward to the future.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
Yeah, they do a pretty good job. So here's what
the answer was for mac Rhodes. Since so again, I
think we look at certainly the body of work, the
entire resume. Those three losses, who they're so pretty much
common opponents, strength of schedule, head to head. Uh, So

(45:13):
we certainly look at who who've they beaten, who they've
won against. We obviously have two three loss teams in
our rankings. When we look at Iowa at six and
three in Tennessee at six and three, i was ranked
twenty at Tennessee's somewhere in there around that, he says,
and if you if you think about two of Iowa's losses,
they lost to Indiana and Oregon. So are they really

(45:36):
that bad? I mean, it's a fair point, are there.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
Is Iowa really that bad of a team? They lost
to literally Indiana and Iowa and Oregon.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
So mhm. And at Tennessee, Yeah, so no, Tennessee. Uh,
their losses came against really good teams. And then he says, again,
we're looking at complete body of work and we factor
in all of our tools metrics, certainly to head to
head common opponent, our twelve core corelate God damn it,

(46:08):
correlate corelate corelate core relative correlation. How the fuck that
word always chrips me up. Anytime there's a co correlative,
I feel like I'm saying it wrong. Yeah, anyway, our
twelve core relative statistics, record, straants, stretch, schedule, all that

(46:33):
comes into play. But yeah, Texas Saint Nam I feel
like it's getting kind of hold because they have a
tougher schedule than both those in Indiana and Ohio State,
and they should they should really be the number one
team in the country. But here's the issue I think
with the top twelve. Obviously, so Boise State in San

(46:55):
Diego State played each other this week for the number
one overall seed in them Mount West because that.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
Mid Tennessee state is at the same ADA for twenty years.
Is crazy.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
There you go. So San Diego State lost to Hawaii
last week? Why beat the ass?

Speaker 1 (47:17):
And there's a sports writer in the committee as well.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
Yeah, that's dope, That's what's It's really good. Now, some
of the AP rankings people go on bullshit, that's not
don't like stop stop doing that.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
But yeah, so since Hawaii, Bro, how has the Miami
been there for fucking ten years?

Speaker 2 (47:36):
That dude needs to be fired, I mean should he?
Though Miami basketball made the final four women's Amen's, I
think the baseball team did something really good. Like they're
good at that.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
I guess they've won fifty six conference championship since twenty fifteen.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
Yeah, just you know, not in football.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
But he was uh formerly of South Dakota, South Dakota.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
And they're a powerhouse at their level.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
Spent time at Royce, Oregon State, Drowling Green Easton, Hartford. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
So when it comes down to it, and I'll just
read off the top twenty five this week since it dropped,
you don't really need to do that. Brother, I'm just
gonna get the top ten.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Top You don't really need to do that. People can
look at a shine.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Fine, I just get the top three. So there you go.
But Bama Georgia. So technically, like my point, my whole
thing is Texas has two losses. If they get one
more loss, there's a three lost Texas team deserve to
be in the top twelve over any Mountain West champion
or Memphis or whoever's the hottest find.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
I think we talked about that this at the beginning
when this whole thing was announced. You know, I liked
it because the idea was, hey, we were winding the bracket,
we're widening the playing field, and now it's any given Saturday.
And I think you were the one who was like, oh, well,
this is just gonna be another reason to loop into
more SEC teams. And that's pretty much where we're at.

(49:01):
Like three losses is the new two losses, Like that's
just what it is. Like the narrative is the same
BCS is rolling in his grave.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
So but it's like, that's kind of bullshit because all
the SEC squal is gonna be.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
Like what Bush now is that computers are so much
better than they were five ten years ago. Now we're
not using it, and now we're not using them, so
that that that's backwards. That's fucked up, because how did
you use computers for fucking twenty years of the BCS
and now computers could actually do it and now you're not.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
Using That was corruption because Bord State should have never
been left out of the national title game. I don't
know fuck if they did, Like if they did lose
to Nevada. Nevada had the game of their life. Good
for them.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
I mean, by the way, the Nevada coach is also
in the committee. Yeah, and he embedded the pistol.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
I didn't know that, Chris al Yep, you did. What
do you mean he didn't know that. He's like literally
the legendary inventor of it. Yeah, the pistol. Yep. So
when you're playing into double A, thank Chris Alt.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
I mean pretty much the pistols pretty much the modern
offense at this point.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
It's pretty much just a variation of the wing tea,
just a spread out version. I mean, that's all the
spread offenses. But yeah, they literally had like three one
thousand yard running backs and once he's in multiple times.
That shit was crazy.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
All right, Georgia, Texas, what do you like?

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Georgia. Arch has to prove it and he just hasn't
proven it, And I think it's oider for Texas to
get the fuck out of the way next stage left.
Same with Oklahoma.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
I mean, for everything, for all the shit people have
been talking about arch Manning for not being with as advertised,
I don't think enough people are giving him credit for
actually getting better though, oh no, he's gotten better, but
that's not saying he's giving him credit for that. Everyone
is still hung up on the fact that he's not
what he was supposed to be, but no one is

(51:08):
giving him credit for progressing.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
That's how it works. Unfortunately, when you've been given that
much of a name, he pretty much was exalted into.
Oh he's going to be a future but he didn't
ask for draftic. Nobody asks for it, but guess what
it's given to you, So deal with it fair enough.
You can't say you want to be the best and
then not get mad that you don't know how to
handle not being perfect.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
So that goes all back to your three loss argument.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
But sec I mean sometimes sometimes a six with the
elite work I think is better than a ten with
no work ethic.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
Well, maybe this will wake these teams up from these superconferences.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
And by the way, if Georgia loses, they're still going
to be in the top twelve guys. Just FYI, they're gonna.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Push out b Yu Oklahoma Baba.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
If Oklahoma beats Baba, Nikki is going to I don't
know what niggas gonna do. Nicki's gonna probably call us
She's probably gonna just fucking hop on a plane and
just be like, meet me at a bar. We're we're
gonna celebrate roll what roll?

Speaker 1 (52:22):
What Boomer? Bitch?

Speaker 2 (52:26):
The only time I'm gonna say boomer positively Boomer sooner,
that's what NICKI would say. I'm gonna text her I
said this on the show so she doesn't get mad
at me when I see her at the Cord Bowl
later this year. Also, damn, I just realized that some
of those the Big twelve one I just filled out.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
The Big next week is looking like a big week.
Got b AU Cincinnati USC Oregon b YU can't.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
Lose that Pittsburgh. Cincinnati is having an Arizona State kind
of season where they're just sneaking up on everybody and
quietly winning. But here's the thing, a two lost Cincinnati
team is.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
Still in Florida.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
Who's more disappointing. I mean, I'm just gonna put them
out of the Florida out of the misery.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
And the funny thing is, you think that, but Florida
could easily win that because He's just gonna be fucking
in the same boat as Florida.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
But then they'll be screaming like Massoo was last year. Yep,
they'll be screaming like ole Miss was last year. And
ole Miss is still in it too. Ironically, Oh, doesn't
all Miss play Florida this week?

Speaker 1 (53:34):
M hmm, probably because.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Ironically, imagine you beat Imagine you beat Florida only to
take the Florida job at the end of the season.
Crazy disgusting because let's be real, why wouldn't you also
the third.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Best team in their state, fourth best team in their state,
fifth best team in their state.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
By the way.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
Shout out to Delaware State. They just kicked the first
winning season ever. They won on like a blocked field goal.
Now they're buligible. Shout out to Shaun Jackson, Travis Clark
literal Long Beach Legends went out to Delaware State. Hardy
turnout program on ain't shout out the VIC I know

(54:18):
folk take because he's doing this thing too.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Now.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
Grambling and fucking wasn't Southern, but Grambling and somebody else
they got a huge brawl and that shit wasn't cool.
And then I think it was Texas State somebody else
they had. It was like two schools. They got no
massive brawls at the end of the game. It was crazy.
You can go google that itself. But yeah, Bama has

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to win. But even if even if Bama and Georgia
both lose, They're still gonna stay in their respective spots,
which is shitty. But the SEC is probably gonna end
up with like seven teams in the top twelve, and
by the time Championship weekend rolls around, people are gonna
be saying a three lost Texas is better than the
Mount West champion, which which is some bullshit based on

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the rules, But let's be honest, is a three loss
like could Boise State beat Texas right now? Fuck no?
San Diego State who only has one loss but they
lost to Hawaii, could they beat Texas right now? Fuck no?
Could Memphis beat Texas right now? Fuck no? But could
Memphis or North Texas beat somebody potentially? I just don't

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think it, Like that's the problem. Texas is good, you
have to give them pres goes back to my Oklahoma's good,
you have to give them credit.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
This goes back to my original point of like we
just got to call the Spadas bay and stop acting
like there's parody in the league and just make fucking
Super one Super Conference and then everyone else. Well that's
really what it is. It's that hasn't have nuns, Like, just.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
Do rankings that way. And by the way, also the
PAC twelve security deal with the CW No, not this
WUSA Sports, So they're gonna have games across the CW
USA Sports I think CBS.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
So here's the thing. Here's the thing that people don't
really understand about bye weeks. I think we've largely accepted
that bye weeks are an advantage because you get rest,
you get an extra week to prepare, you know, you
recover from injuries, you do all those things. But also
for the other team, it can also be advantageous because

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you're getting an extra game. So in theory, all things equalized,
you have an extra fifty plays, extra sixty minutes, a
whole extra game of experience to draw from. So for me,
it's like, hear what you're saying, Yeah, it's a Mount West,

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You're gonna be the fit best team in the SEC.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
Probably not right, but.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Could they do it after beating a fucking big twelve
team and then playing on a neutral site. Maybe, I
mean there's a chance, Like, yeah, Boise State, Penn State
wasn't that close? But it also wasn't that bad either.
It wasn't as bad as the score indicated. The game

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was more competitive than some people imagined. Right, Yeah, So
I think that's why it's like, yeah, I hear you.
You're right, maybe those aren't the games we want to see.
But also if those aren't the games we want to see,
then what we're saying is none of the other games
matter outside of the SEC. Like, if you're not validating

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a Mountain West team that is undefeated or has one loss,
or a Big twelve team that has two losses, you're
gonna put them below a fucking SEC team. You're pretty
much just saying outside the SEC, no other games matter.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
Yeah, well, they got the TV deal on their play
By the.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
Way, in case, we should just have fucking mini playoffs
and all the conferences just get rid of the conference
games and figure it out that way. The conference champions
you're saying, yeah, something, championship games something, Because if you're
losing the conference championship game, they say you shouldn't count
against you, but you didn't win your conference, so why
should it not count against you? Because Notre Dame is

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seven and two and they're ninth behind Oregon. Texas is tenth,
Oklahoma's eleventh.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
B YU was twelve. They were undefeated.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
And what I'm saying, Texas, what I'm saying, you can't
do it both ways. You either gotta say, hey, we're
all playing the same league, we're all d one, it's
all the same thing. The top twelve teams are gonna
play each other whatever or are You're gonna just say
what it is and say, hey, these are the fucking
Tier one teams.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
They have their own bracket.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
Tier two, here are the two tier teams. Here are
the two Tier two, Tier three teams.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
Because you bring about a lawsuit though, for sure, but
because it will be for sure amy But.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
Fifteenth, Yeah, maybe I don't want to see fucking Boys
State get their ass kicked by Texas, But shit, maybe
I want to see fucking Louisville and Boise State.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
If we don't want to see that game, maybe that's
a good game. But Louisville's twentieth.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
But then that brings us back to the bull Ship
in Virginia. That brings us back to the old system, right, yea,
So it's like what the fuck are we doing? Right?

Speaker 2 (59:29):
And that's why it's like.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
At some point, the NC double A just has to
make a decision because it's like, what the fuck.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
Else are you guys doing?

Speaker 1 (59:39):
And you talk like you guys literally like I don't know,
I will I don't know what the fuck people do
at the NC double A office because I literally don't
know what the NC double A does. So I can't
tell you what the one hundred thousand people that they
employ what they're doing, because I don't know what the
fuck the NCO double A does.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
And then here's the interesting parts. So Texas Tech beat
an undefeated BYU team and their sixth right and I
think they were ranked like eighth last week. So if
Baman and Georgia lose, that means Texas is gonna probably
jump Texas Tech, who only has one loss, which was
like a flukey loss to Arizona State. So how the
fuck do you justify jumping Texas Tech when there's sandwich

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between three SEC schools. Oregon is right behind them. Notre
Dame is some reason fucking ranked ninth. I don't know why,
Like some of these rankings don't make any sense. Cincinnati
just got in the top twenty five, they're twenty five.
Tennessee's twenty third. Virginia just lost to Wake Forest, so

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they were for like fifteenth to nineteenth, and Michigan's been
at eighteenth for fucking ever and they lost to USC
so the like. And also Michigan State got like fourteen
wins vacated, so none of the wins from Jonathan's it's
tenure count. And then they used the picture of mel Tucker.
I was like, what the fuck is this? Oh and three?

(01:01:08):
That was fucked up. I love you guys though, but
that was fucked up. But yeah, Souer collecting his money
somewhere or not because he might have got fired with calls.
I don't know. Yeah, you know, black college coaches don't
get second chances, especially ones who are guilty. So it's
like it's the whole shit show, and like the only

(01:01:29):
reason why Texas Tech is in it because like a
fucking trillion a billionaire is funding the school and like
David Lynch, their pass resh who's gonna be a first
round pick, Like they paid for that roster and that
roster's performing under you know, coach maguire. But it's like
Texas Tech was a Big twelve school who can never
get past Texas by the way, we're like five minutes

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over time. We're not even halfway through the show, I know,
but it's just like it's really because you know it's
gonna be a big thing and people are gambling on
this right now, so like this is gonna be a
serious issue. If Texas Tech gets somehow pushed out of
the Top twelve, if they lose the Big twelve title.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
Game, well, I think the biggest thing is you can't
Florida State them because they've actually be teams that actually matter.
They only lost Arizona State, so you kind of have
to put them in and they're Arizona State lost Sam
Levit for the year, but they have six wins.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
So it's like the Big twelve gets screwed because they're
not the Big ten and they're not the SEC. They're
getting little brother. Like that's why everybody's mad Packed twelve,
and that's where everybody's mad at the PAC twelve because
it's like, you fuck this up. You created a power
vacuum that the SEC capitalized on, and now, like USC

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would probably be like a one loss team if the
Pac twelve still existed, a one or two, a one loss,
two loss.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
Team at the end of the day, would still they
be in the same spot that they're in, right, higher
Who was there other loss too?

Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
They lost to Illinois, and.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
And that wasn't even a conference game, right that was
already pre scheduled.

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
That's a conference game. But I thought that was I
thought that was pre scheduled before the merger. I don't know.
I just know it's conference I thought.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
Didn't you say one of the games wasn't a conference
game because it was already scheduled before lost.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
A Notre Dame.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
No, I'm talking about talking about the scheduling. You said
it wasn't technically it's a Big ten game, But it's
not technically a Big ten game because it was already scheduled.
They were, they were going to play each other anyways.
That's I think that's a different school. But that did
happen us.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
He did have that problem. Yeah, so I don't know,
but like they got the ship kicked out of him
by Notre Dame.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
Either way, they still would have lost to Notre Dame.
So you still have at least one loss.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
But now it's like that's always why don't know, they're.

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
Going to be the Organs. So that's easily two losses,
and you know U s Czon is good for a
fucking loathing, fucking upset loss. It probably would have lost
the fucking one of the Arizona schools or Utah schools
anyways in a fucking Pac twelve game by some fluky
bulls fucking forty two to thirty five on fucking Halloween nighters,

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fucking two am.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
So they would literally probably be in the same spot.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
Yeah, it's just they might have a better claim because
they'd be first or second in their conference versus what
third or fourth that they are right now, fourth or fifth. Yeah,
so yeah, I mean, I don't know, man, it's only
going to get more, don't I don't know what fixes
the system. The system just seems broken.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
You actually like a lot of school because like the
whole I'll talk about this more next week, but Michigan UI, I.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
Think at the end of the day, you just can't
expect to capture ten percent of the best of the
league and call it a playoff like you just can't,
like if you have because NFL takes eight teams, all right,
MLB takes.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
Six teams, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Uh, fucking basketball takes fucking sixteen teams. College takes sixty
four like those are all way higher percentages than whatever
arbitrary number fucking college football. Just say, hey, let's let's
pick a dozen. That seems right, it's a little bit
more than ten. Like for sure, you guys couldn't have

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to put a little more thought into it, like you
still gonna piss a lot of people off. Yeah, well
that means we'll we have to have five extra games
that we have to sell sponsorships to, not fucking twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
Either way, the SEC has the best pr all right,
so can we move on? For sure? All right, you
want to do take your tangent or touchdown and turn.

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
Take your tangent?

Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
Do you have one? So Jake Paul and Anthony Joshua
are pretty much gonna be there finalizing a fight. It's
gonna be a massive fight. H take your tangent. Mm hmmm,

(01:06:41):
I don't even so. It's more of a fair fight
that got canceled because Take has like domestic violence chargers
against him or whatever. And then there's like a couple
of clauses in the contract and he's like, uh, bitch,
you better be clean, like ain't know, ain't no catchwa
it would there's just some like hydration issues and some shit,

(01:07:02):
because it's supposed to be a legitimate fight, so texts
like oh no, fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
That touchdown if it's still legitimate fire, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
Well with Joshua, he's a heavy he's a real heavyweight.
And let's be honest, Jake be coming in overweight. So
this is actually a fair fight. This is actually probably
like if he beats Anthony Joshua fairly, I gotta call
him a legitimate boxer, got it. If he whoops his ass,
I gotta go. I mean now, I think he should
be testing for steroids and other shit because him and

(01:07:31):
his brother for some reason, keeps skating on that. But
if Anthony Joshua goes out there, if he takes a dive,
he shouldn't be allowed in the Hall of Fame. If
he gets his ass whooped, I'm still not putting him
in the Hall of Fame. He'll be a joke at
that point, all right. The Lions high punchline.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
The Lions hired eminem to help support their Thanksgiving halftime show.
For those of you who might remember last year they
had a Thanksgiving halftime show or a Christmas Thanksgiving halftime
show that supposed to Jack Carlow that everyone left at
So take your tangent.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
I mean, as long as she doesn't give anybody mom
spaghetti because Tyrie Crosby threw that up and almost died.
Don't don't rest in peace to his mom, But don't
give fucking anybody else.

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
Dead.

Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
If I'm not mistaken, Yes, his mom died last year.
Was he sad about it? Something like that? It's a yeah,
that'd be Mathers. But she lived to see her grandkids
grow up. Crazy, But yeah, she don't give nobody that, Nelson,

(01:08:44):
whatever the fuck? But yeah, she probably got you married.
He's not dead.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
Oh yeah she did.

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
You're right she died at the end of last year. Yeah,
I don't. I don't try to like say people are dead,
aren't dead? Crazy? Shut out to the homie who said
Gianna Michaels was dead. I was like, no, the fuck,
she's not. That was funny, though, but shout out to
the adult star. Nobody talks about it. They be going

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through some real trauma.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
Ship.

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
Uh, listen to Life of a Stripper by the Ying
Yang Twins featuring out the Fucking Maroon Five.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
The Commanders banned a fan for jumping onto the sideline
after he had an altercation with the Lions long snapper
take or Tangent brother, that long snapper will fuck you
up and Lion snapper long snappers lift bro, Yeah, I was.

(01:09:49):
They just have to play long snappers and they've been.
They could be in the league for like eighteen years.
Long snappers ain't got else be fucking ass, but they
can feel a drug test and nobody's gonna care.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
You will get your doors playing.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
Everyone else is doing cone dress and ship. You know
what long snappers are doing.

Speaker 2 (01:10:06):
And now you and now you just lay famous because
they're gonna beat your ass. Like, hey, you don't want
to fuck with that guy because like the if the
long snappers a psycho, the kicker has to be a
psycho and the holder is an even bigger cycle because
he's probably the backup QB. So like, why would you
want to fight?

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
You don't want that. You don't want that smoke, brother,
That's what I'm saying. Like football players are a different
level of I don't care what you do. I'll fight
a basketball I don't care six or seven basketball.

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
I don't care what chance I win. If you're good
at one thing, your cycle like there's probably cooks out
there that can't even cook them but are fucking expert
with knives, like they're crazy with knives, or they can.

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
They can, they can.

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
They can't cook everything, but they can just cook one
fucking dish that they're obsessed with and that they can
cook better than anyone else, like a fucking manglo mania.

Speaker 2 (01:11:06):
You don't want to get hit in the face with
a walk It hurts. They're fucking long snappers.

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
You don't want to be focused on one thing, so
guess what they have bandwidth to whip your ass, is
what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:11:18):
And keep in mind they're getting fucking their shit ran
through or like by three hundred and forty pound defensive linemen.

Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
Their life is in danger. Your head is down, you're
snapping a ball. You could die forget all that, though.

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
Your knees could get blown to oblivion because they used
to do that locking knee shit, which I don't like.
It's not safe to me at all, But like, as
someone who's had their fucking knee almost almost had my
fucking knee torn in high school because some asshole tried
to jump. Anyway, whatever, bottom line is, don't pick a fight.

(01:11:51):
With the long snappers stupid uh Mike make yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
And usually they're the first one down and they're either
usually smacking someone or getting smashed and have hand eye cornation,
fast option. With being a long savage, you're either smacking
someone or getting smacked. My boy will tell you.

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
And they run down, they run down on He hated
being a slavery.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
He's like, man, just run down field and just get fucked.

Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
They have had that coordination, you know, fast enough to
snap an NFL ball with that speed and precision.

Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
All right, Dolphins head coach Mike man Daniel shouted out
Dan Quinn say he was grateful to the commander's coach.
He said he's been a big influence in helping him
become sober. Take your tangent, beautiful, actually read that this week.
He said, teach him how to deal with losing your

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first head coaching job.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
Absolute that was unnecessary, That was unnecessary, that was unnecessary, toughness,
that was fucked up.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
Actually, I'm just saying Dan Quick could probably teach you
a lot of things beyond just beinging sober.

Speaker 2 (01:12:59):
I mean, he was at rock bottom and sometimes when
somebody helps you, like how to blow a twenty one
point lead in the Super Bowl. Jesus Christ, Brother, Jesus Christ,
you just you just chose violence, like for the moment
you stepped in the door. You just chose violence like
a pissed off step.

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
Dad how to make the Cowboys defense look legit and
then horrible.

Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
As you're leaving the door, you're literally acting like a
pissed off stepdad who didn't get invited to the college graduation.
I'm just saying, Jesus Christ, man like you're just lighting fires.
And I'm just.

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
Saying, Mike McDaniel's surprise is gonna get a lot harder
in the next what eight weeks?

Speaker 2 (01:13:44):
You put some unexploded napalm in an oven and just
turned the gas on. That's what you're doing right now.

Speaker 1 (01:13:51):
Speaking of moving on to Faara Faid uh Lebron James
practicing in the g Lee fair Faid.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
That's gonna be the most expensive fucking g League ticket
a wal time. I kind of want to go. It's
right up the street, it's a gunda. I'm down right
by Da Vinci. I'm down that's got paid. It was
good crazy, I.

Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
Got time today, Cauz, I said, Da Vinci, And ken't
you don't even make a joke.

Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
That was the joke, me not making the joke. Do
you gotta be wise to burn?

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
Ha ha ha.

Speaker 2 (01:14:32):
That was good. I didn't even know if that was
the right button or not, you know, I didn't that
sh it's the yellow one. I thought it was the
orange one.

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
Anything else you want to say? Very fat before we
I hate that one with in the full hells all right?
Anything else you want to safair play because I've been
trying to.

Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
That's it, all right. What do you want to leave
the people with? I'll start. You can ask me to say,
I'll start. Uh yeah, man, uh shit.

Speaker 1 (01:15:14):
I'm just hoping these uh oci Trojans will keep our
season going one more week, hoping we can pull up
an upset against the Harbur Area Raiders, which we're down
eight to six at halftime.

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
In the regular season.

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
It's expected to be a rainy Saturday, so that should
be a great equalizer as well. But yeah, man, if
we win this game, pretty much we'll be in the
final four, and then from there does there's the other
potential three teams that would be left.

Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
Two of them pretty much only beat just by a touchdown.

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
So just gotta keep week by week, day by day,
just trying to plug to give this some wins and
keep it going.

Speaker 2 (01:16:04):
But yeah, outside of that, just a crazy time right now.

Speaker 1 (01:16:08):
Black Friday's coming up, got CS in a month and
a half, College All Star Games coming up in two months,
so she's gonna be a whirldwind next couple of months.

Speaker 2 (01:16:18):
For me, that's it. I'm gonna just say this. You
tell those kids, you look them in the eye and
say it's yeah, it's raining. You're real muddy, can get
some dirt in your eye, but you can put some
dirt in your eye too. Guess what, They're not stuck
out here. You're not stuck out here with them. They're

(01:16:38):
stuck out here with you. So you know, and if
you guys win, we'll all get free. Shaky's you wanna
tell them not? But yeah, I'm taking my nephew to
his first NFL game this Sunday, the return of Cooper
Cup to the Rams. He's a c Hawk. It's funny.

(01:17:01):
He was like, I'm not dead, I'm still here, and
I'm like, well tell that to everybody who has you
in fantasy football. Cup Cooper crazy, crazy work shit. Jaydon
Daniel is giving me more points with the fucking with
his arm and a sling. But I'm glad he's not
out for the season. But that that high breaks into
it out bow was gross. But anyway, yeah, I'm excited

(01:17:23):
about that because I got to take my nephew to
his first NFL game. And it's like, damn, my grandpa
took me to Raiders games and stuff, but I don't
remember because I was like a new born and like
two three, But like this, I got to take my nephew.
I don't even really care as long as he doesn't
act too crazy. I got some earplugs just in case,

(01:17:45):
you know, because it gets loud, and even for me,
it gets loud in there for random adults, so you know,
it might be over stimulation for a four year old
or won't be. I've seen people bring newborn babies to games,
but which I don't understand why people bring born babies
to football games. Why would you do that? Because they're free?

(01:18:05):
That is true too, But yeah, so I'm excited about that.
I got the USC game. It's gonna be a busy weekend,
so I'm excited and thankful for what's to come and
fruit to my labor and all that shit, and I
can't wait to watch the season finale of the Morning
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