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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yes, we will talk about the first six years of
ae W, and you might have some explosive arguments.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yeah, I hope so.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Because Matt and I de haminely disagree on the status
of a W right now.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
We might. I don't Actually I'm not sure, but we might.
We'll see I hope.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
So.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Okay, all right, Eric, Well thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Why does everyone love disagreeing with me? I don't get this.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
People people just love disagreeing. Just people love disagreements. That's
why I put you know, like in the videos. If
you and I disagree on something, I put we argued
when I post those clips because I know I know
if I use the word argue, we'll get it. We're
more likely to get a click. Then you know we
had an intellectual debate.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
You might You might get more clicks if you say, Matt, Matt,
my laptop stand just tipped over. Oh, if say Matt
Connorton bitch smacks Eric Pilcher live on Internet, I guarantee
you we would. We would break records for tough bumps clicks.
It's titled the video that.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I know a guy in New York who would definitely
click that.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I don't get his overwhelming issue with me.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
He calls you Eric pincher. He can't get any either
of our names, right.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
I don't understand it, Like, I mean, have I done
somethings to him? Yeah? But sure nothing. You know I'm good?
Am I good friends with the real crazy Joe Rabinowitz?
Yes I am? Yes, yes I am. I mean crazy
Joe Rebinowitz is still alive and loud. Mm I hope,
(01:47):
so still bumping ODB occasionally.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Good good, okay, fair enough?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
But yeah, he I don't know. I don't I don't
understand his issue with me. He all like, yeah, he says,
I'm untalented. I have awards for writing, Joe, Uh, what
awards do you have? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
He's mad at you. He's mad at there's a gentleman
named Murray, and of course his beloved Papa. He's very
mad at.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
He's very upset with Papa, very upset with Papa. And
I don't know. There's a theory that's been presented by
him and he dismisses it, but I believe it to
be true. I think Jen is a catfish.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Oh okay, I think.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
He's being catfished by a dude, which brings his very
disgusting karaoke song he dedicated to her. Oh to a.
I mean he does like imagining sticking things in our orifices. That. Yes,
I mean, I'm gonna say this. I'm gonna look right
(03:03):
into the camera. Jose Martinez's twenty five. It's okay, take
that fresh, walk out of the closet and into the
freedom and declare your homosexuality.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yeah, he does seem like he might be closeted.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
It's okay. Even an old dog such as yourself can
learn new tricks.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah, it's not too late. It's not too late to
find love.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
And maybe find a new gloryhole as well.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
He did used to tell me how handsome I am
whenever he'd call into the show.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Those were the days they were.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
You'd say, you're very handsome, Matt, and I'd say thank you.
All right. Well, on that note, you.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Never said Billy Painter's handsome.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
No, he never has. No, he's very mean to Billy,
very mean.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
In his beard. I yeah, I think if you have
a beard that size, you almost have to keep it clean.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Oh yeah, you have to groom it.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah, there's no way.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah, Because I've read stories online actually where people who
don't up keep their hair can get like skin diseases
under the hair bacteria.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Oh that's not good. Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Like there's this story I read about a guy who
had dreadlocks in his hair, hadn't washed him for two years,
went to cut him off. Hairstylists touched the guy's scalp
and it started to move.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Oh god, Okay, that's horrifying, all right, So yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
It's I don't think it's true. I don't think Billy
could get away with not washing his beard. I know,
right right, because you know it would be it would
be bad. So Jo, that's go ahead, just come out.
I will invite Jose Martinez to be a guest on
Tough Bumps if he takes step, brave step and steps
(05:05):
out of the closet.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Yes, I think that would be wonderful. It would have
been better last month during Pride Month, but we'll take
it in July.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
You know what, I had a joke, but this is
a touching moment. I think I won't stay the joke.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Fair enough, fair enough,