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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi there, my name is Andrew Duncley. Welcome to trash Talk.
This is a brand new podcast and all we're going
to do is talk shit about everything that we feel
like talking about, and you're welcome to join in and
hope you have a lot of fun along the way.
It could be anything from the deadlist, animals to humans
right through to pandemics and I've got one right now.
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And you know whether or not pants are made long enough.
Those are some of the things we'll be talking to
talking about on this the very first inaugural episode of
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Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah, all wrong.
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We're talking trash with the dash of flair, black loud
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Speaker 1 (00:57):
So my name's Andrew Duntley. What what do you know
about me? Not much? Probably I live in Australia, as
does Richie, as does Rosie. We've all got a history
in radio together at one time or another. I worked
on radio for forty years, twenty two years with the ABC,
about a decade with commercial radio and more recently in
community radio. I am officially retired, but I do enjoy
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podcasting and I have done another podcast called Space Nuts
for the last eight years, which has been a heck
of a joy. But you know, after I finished it
on radio, the three of us decided we wanted to
keep working together, so we decided why not just do
something for fun talking about general shit. So here we
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are trash talk. That's me Rich, give us an intro.
Tell us a little bit about you. You're Mad Russian.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
I'm the mat in Ukraine, actually Ukrainian. But when I
got my nickname, people didn't know about you train because
it was all part of the USSR, so it was
nickname the Mad Russian. And here I am mad Golfer.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
I love my golf.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
I got three kids, and yeah, I just love having
a good time.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Love my dad.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Jokes always say, Nadio, I love my sport. I'm a
bit of a sports buff. Do a bit of commentating
for the local speedway as well.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
It's great. There you go, all right, and Rosie, just
a brief overview of you and we'll be back in
twenty minutes.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
I love that he has to emphasize brief.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
It's important, important today and look they have already off rambling. Yeah,
so on Rosie, I am well I'm kind of boring.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
I yeah, look, I love to have a good time.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
And a laugh.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
I love a beer and I love to look. I'm
not a sport fitzionado. I'm just not. I.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
In fact, if you ever seen me running, you should
also be running because something bigger than me is chasing me.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
It's not for fun. It's ne for fun. And if
you see me in a restaurant eating a salad, it's
a cry for help, Please help me. I also, I
am a connoisseur of foul language.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
So and apart from that, yeah, I'm well slup yourself
in because even I get surprised sometimes, so it shouldn't
be right, all right.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
So that's all of us. If you haven't already figured
it out, we're all Australian. Maybe the accent didn't give
it away, so I thought i'd better clarify that. And
we all live in we all live in the same town,
and it's not Sydney. Just in case our international audience
made that assumption, there are actually people in Australia who
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live outside of Sydney. You guys know that I'm a
little bit world traveled. I've done a few trips. If
you run into anyone overseas and they recognize your accent.
They say, oh Australian. Yes, you're from Sydney. No, I'm
from the one one from one of the outer suburbs
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of Sydney, which is four hundred kilometers to the northwest.
It's a it's a lovely little town called Dubbo. We're
all from Dubbo. Dubbo. Look it up. Yeah, look it
if you're interested. It is a beautiful place, got a
great Yeah. It has got one of the best zoos
in the world. Yes, And if you can't.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Find us on that way, search Dubbo slash.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
Ronda Bailey if you know a bit of a laugh. Yes,
that's our other attraction is Ronda.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Right, I'll leave there, but I mean, if you do
google it, you'll enjoy that. And she's not a reflection
of all of it.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
But hey, you know, if there is not open that day,
Rodner always is.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Okay, let's get down to business. The way this podcast
is going to work is we know we won't each
of us. Each of us selects a topic and we
all gas bag on it, decide, you know, we talk
about it. So reach I'm going to start with you
taken away the ten deadliest animals to humans.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Yes, okay, well let's start with the tenth or number
one on the heat list.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Let's go the number one as in the deadliest, or
number ten as in the first one you're doing.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
I'm going to say number ten in the first one
I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
So it's just number ten on.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
You don't want to start.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
You don't want to start at number one because people
will going oh wow, and then you getting en up
doing they go ye. By the time you get to
number ten, they go, oh god, the sloth.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Why yeah, when you think about it, this is anyway,
We'll just go from the start, and so this.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Is the tenth most deadly animal in the world.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
It's the hippopotamus that Now, the hippopotamus kills four five
hundred humans per year.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Jam it does. Didn't you know that, Rosy? Yeah, Well,
if they run, they can run really fast.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
Yes, And I know they've got like deadly jaw like
and like it's quite sharp like tusky things in them
out like teeth.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
But I didn't know that they could run fast.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
They're very aggressive for me, very aggressive and territorial.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Well, no saying there's hope for me if they move fus.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Now when you're in comparison, twenty two people are killed
by lions per.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
That's really that's fascinating, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
What did you say by you both.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Five humans per year?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
They're very aggressive and you know that. It reminds me
of a story when my third child, my youngest boy,
three boys, was little. He once said that they took
the hitmopottamus to the hostile in an ambliance.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
So said the second this is another big creature called
an elephant.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Ah, yeah, at number nine.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Way they kill five hundred humans a year. Also, do
you know what do you know an elephant can stand
on its head?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Do you know that?
Speaker 5 (07:23):
No, no elephants can stand on their head.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Do you know that? What do you know?
Speaker 5 (07:28):
There's only another creature in the world that can stand
on their head? You know what it is?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Humans?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Correct?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Correct?
Speaker 4 (07:35):
So elephants? Actually, this wasn't a set up for a
dad Joe. Elephants actually can?
Speaker 5 (07:39):
I thought, at least there's only two animals in the
whole world that can stand on their ed steams. Yeah,
one is an elephant and one is a human.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
When you were so full of shit on should I
look it up?
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Google it?
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Barbara.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Ay, that's why people that's why people call me showbags.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Ship Number three's the dad jack number, the Dad Jake.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Number three at at least a thousand killing one thousand
humans per year.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Saltwater crocodile Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, well that's that's
one of the big ones in Australia. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Well I can't think that elephants kill five hundred people
as well. Well you quite.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
That sounds them right, because people are usually trying to
kill them for their tasks stop fighting back.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Yeah, but they're killed, they're killing the wrong people.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
They're probably maybe they're just sitting on people. They just
get tired.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yeah, no, I think it's more like trampling.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
This is an interesting fact. Number four or seventh a
scenarios round worms. They're real woms that live in your intestines.
Two two thousand, five hundred humans per year. Yeah, they're killed.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Well, if I lived here environment like that, I'd be
in a mood to kill as well.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Well shit, yeah, not not pleasant.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Number six are scorpions.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Oh yeah, really big bath plugs that we don't Yeah, yep, okay.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
They produce venom for the same reason that many species
do not to kill humans. But the subdued break and
there's twenty five different species of scorpions.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
They killed two.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Thousand, six hundred people per year.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
Holy shit, even like even a small one, they've got
enough venom to take down an adult human.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Mm hmm. Wow we do have We do have scorpions
in Australia. Yeah, we do. Yeah, but I've never heard
of a fit for snakes. I don't know that question.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
What was that said? Anti venom for them like there
is for snakes.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
I think there is, correct.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
No, I'm going to google us now. Assassin rags.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Ten thousand deaths per year. Seriously yet now the they're
also called a kissing bug as they tend to bite
people's faces as they sleep.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Oh, she says, and they're not big animals those No,
I've seen the assassin bug. They're not in Australia, Thank goodness.
I've seen the assassin bug on David Attenborough documentaries.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
Now, see, while I'm sleeping, there's a bug that's crawling
on my face. Now it's going to bite me. I
might die, I don't know, but I'm going to fall
asleep and hopefully tomorrow morning while waker.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yeah, I forgot what I was going to google Larry
On saw what the assault viper?
Speaker 5 (10:41):
It's a snake scorpions.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Oh, well, of course it is.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
Now it actually holds the world's most deadliest snake one
hundred viper. Yes, one hundred and thirty eight thousand deaths
per year. Holy wow. This one's more interesting though, coming third,
coming number three on the list. We have a fresh
water snail. What a fresh water snail kills men?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yes, there is. There is anti venom for scorpions.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Oh okay, good will kill over two hundred thousand people
per year. How what they get? What happens is they
get infected from the fresh water and the flukes penetrate
the skin from the snail. Yeah, brother, but it's also
known as snail fever.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
How about that.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
Number two on the hit list? Number two, number two
on the list. What would you think? What what would
you think would kill spider?
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Like a funnel web or something like a deadly spider.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
I don't think they kill them. I don't think they
kill that many people. I know we've got them here
and they're you know, they're the deadly spider in the world.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
I reckon it's a spider.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
Some spider.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Okay, Well, number. You might you might be surprised with
the Reddit back in the history of Australia has only
killed three people.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
That's right, I am. Okay.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
Number two on the list is you and me.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yeah. Human.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
Yeah, four hundred and thirty one thousand deaths per year.
I think that's going to be more than that.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
It's got to be. I was going to say, what,
what's more deadly than us? In that respect?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
I think four hundred and thirty one thousand would just
be New York I think.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
So too, So they said sorry. The saying is that
only two hundred and fifty thousand more deaths per year
due to mal nutrition and disease, which is to do.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
With bloody funding a government that are still therefore human.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Number one, number one on the This has got me
intrigued because if humans are number two, what could possibly
be killing more people than people that?
Speaker 4 (12:59):
I said, what's worth that us? Okay, it's very another spider, No,
it's very.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Small, teety fly close, it's a mosquito. Hilarious and no hilaria.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
The rough River fever's not good. Yes, So they're saying
anywhere between seven hundred and twenty five to one million
people or.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Three years. That's that's terrific, isn't it.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
That's truly intriguing because I would not think that a little, tiny,
little insects would kill a million people. Peaky, No shit,
you wouldn't.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Well, I'm going to things that humans due to one another.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Yeah, well exactly. Holy shit, that's that's quite extraordinary.
Speaker 6 (13:53):
It is true, especially like when you're sitting there thinking
about you know, how many billions of people there are
in the world and what have you?
Speaker 4 (13:59):
In the well every year there's up to one million
less because there's little assholes.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
However that, however, do want to suck your blood? Point
of contention, Ridge, Yes, it's not actually the mosquito that
kills people. It's the malaria parasite carried by the mosquito.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
Correct, But it's a better's only carried by mosquito.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
But it's only carried by the mosquito.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Ye, So beg on a friend. I have a friend
who actually had malaria, believe it or not. Wow, told
me about it, and years and years later he still
suffered symptoms. He had little relapses from time to time.
Who was who was? It's India?
Speaker 5 (14:40):
Who was one of that found Tutan Carmen's tomb.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
What was his name, Howard Howard Harder.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
Howard Cardaker.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Yes, he in his house.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
He died of malaria, didn't he?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Yeah? Maybe maybe I saw his house over in Gars
when I was not Gaza. Good grief in Egypt when
I was there six months ago.
Speaker 5 (15:06):
You wouldn't see much homes in Gaza, would you.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
No? No, no, no, that's yeah not.
Speaker 6 (15:14):
Hey.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Quick question, though it's gonna.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
He died from Hodgkins's disease. Oh, he doesn't. It wasn't malaria.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
Even if you get ross river fever, you still get
like relapses of that, like each time you get sick,
you still get like you know, the boat and like
the muscle weakness and stuff. Also, quick question, how did
they determine where the hippopotamus and the elephant fell on
the thin If they both kill five hundred people a.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Year size size, I would I reckon it's a handicap
system because the hippopotamus is smaller. It's more death. That's
very bless deadly, that's very good.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
That inside of that, which is okay, let's have a break.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Is trash Talk with Andrew Ritchie and Rosie.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
Trash Talks here to carry your books.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
This is trash talk. Andrew, Rosie and Richie here talking
about whatever the hell we feel like talking about that
we thought you might be interested in or not. And
if you're not, well, you're not listening anymore anyway, So
what the hell? Let's this topic kind of correlates with
Richie's because Ritchie was talking about the ten deadliest creatures
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in the world and how many people they kill. I
wanted to talk about pandemics. And the reason I wanted
to talk about pandemics is because there's there's a pandemic
that's sort of making the news at the moment called MPOs.
Have you heard of No, No, it's in the news.
It's in the news at the moment. And the World
Health Organization, Yeah, I know, you don't. The World Health
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Organization has declared it a global what do you call it?
Global emergency? Global emergence? Another one. I love the headline
to this story. Who declares another empox? Global emergency? What
Americans should know? So the rest of us don't really
need to worry about this? Apparently something for America, just
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what Americans need.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
To know just affects Americans.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
No, it's actually a common disease around Burundi, Kenya, Rwanda
and Uganda. MPOs has exactly, but it's spreading. No, it's
it's spreading because a ship has docked in the United
States and crew, some of the crew people, that's the
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boat people. Some of the crew have empops. You know
what it used to be called? What the monkey pops?
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Oh, I've just shortened it to m pops people. Seriously.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Yeah, I don't know why it's you know, it's a
labeling thing.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
But the spice girls, oh yeah, the.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
African CDC set it for the disease controllers confirm twenty
eight hundred and sixty three cases of EMPOS five hundred
and seventeen deaths across the African content.
Speaker 5 (18:37):
That's more than elephants and more more than precisely.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Yeah, it's it's a nasty one. It's a viral illness
caused by the monkey pox virus, a species of the
genus ortho poxpyrus. You know, I can go on with
all the scientific who are but basically it can This
is how it's some How do you think this one spread?
Speaker 6 (19:04):
Someone did something with that monkey or I don't know,
maybe a monkey through the ooh at someone something and
that's what happened.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
It's yes, it's perfect someone.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
It's passed on through people person to person, through touching, kissing, sex.
You can catch it from animals when hunting or or
cooking or even cooking them. Yeah, if you catch it
eating a monkey. You can catch it from contaminated sheets
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or clothes or needles.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
Ded shit like. Say it through with someone and that's
what's happened.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
And you can even pass it on to unborn children.
It's a nasty one and it's got a very high
mortality rate. It was first discovered in nineteen fifty eight.
Where do you think it was discovered.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
In America because they're the only people who.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Need to know about it, say, Malaysia?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
No one?
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Are those places you mentioned before? Africa?
Speaker 5 (20:06):
No, it's no, it was.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
It was first discovered wait for it in Denmark and no,
that's Germany in Denmark, and it was found in monkeys
that were kept for research. The first reported case of
EMPOS was a nine month old boy in the Democratic
Republic of Congo. Notice how I keep talking while you
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ed her up. It's just the army way to get it.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
You just push on through.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Is it a pandemic yet? Well, if it's a global threat, yeah,
I guess. I guess the fact that it's in several
countries now makes it a pandemic. I think mostly he
got it in the Congo, that kid, yeah, originally, Yeah,
the first human to get it was in.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
The Congo, and then he brought it to Denmark.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
If they already had it in Denmark, they identified it
through a monkey. Yeah, But I just wonder if people
are pandemiced out after COVID or coronavirus, whatever you want
to call it. But that has still that is still
a current pandemic. It has not yet been declared over No,
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I've done I personally must be a weirdo, but I
personally find pandemics fascinating. I've done a lot of research
on them. They have been around since humans started living
together basically.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Yeah. See yeah, back to sex. We will get chlamydia
and you will die.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
What do you think is been the most deadly, most
deadly pandemic in human history?
Speaker 2 (21:43):
The Black plague? You could be a bonic plague.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Yeah, the bigonic plate, Yeah, the Black death you talk
my kids winter, Yeah, well that's a different one. Black death,
Bubonic plague twenty five to fifty million people it killed.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Yeah, it was, it wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Black Death thirteen forty six to thirteen fifty three. It
was called the Black Death. OVID is currently sitting at
number five, with between seven and thirty five million deaths
as of as of the current period, the numbers are
sketchy because people have stopped reporting.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
So yeah, but if that the biggest one of our
time sort of thing, that would.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Be the biggest one of our time.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
No.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Well, actually, the biggest one of our time I think
would have to be a it's a quite immune deficiency syndrome.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Yes, yes, yeah, in the eighties and that was.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
It's strangely enough, it's not on this list eighties it started,
it's not on this list, but it remains the biggest
pandemic in human history. The plague just on there. Andrew, Yeah,
I don't know, because it is a pandemic effort, because
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this says epidemics and pandemics with it at least one
million deaths. But if I do a Google search biggest
biggest pandemic in history, yes, let's see what it comes
up with, and the ten worst pandemics in history. Wow,
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Well it's not in order, so I can't really go there.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
Does it say it though? Does it say AIDS?
Speaker 1 (23:29):
No, this is going well. But yeah, from what I've
read in the history I've looked at, AIDS remains the
number one. But right up there I knew did say
it Roses Spanish Flu seventeen one hundred million people. The
strange thing about the Spanish flu because it went from
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nineteen eighteen to about nineteen twenty twenty one, twenty two,
one hundred years ago, and it was it was a
global pandemic. It went everywhere becore of the First World
War when people went home. That's trophical. Wow. Yeah, but
it's disappeared and they didn't know what happened to it
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until recently, where a study suggested that it might actually
still be around in the form of Middle Eastern respiratory virus.
I think of what, oh, which still exists mers. They
used to call it. Yes, it's popped up a couple of.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
Times mercer or something at some point. Is it mercer?
Is that a different fucking thing?
Speaker 1 (24:34):
I haven't heard of that? And the plague of justin
It which was also the Bubonic plague fifteen to one
hundred million people across North Africa, Europe and West Asia
in the years five forty one to five forty nine.
So that's that sort of correlates with Yeah, that's the
Black Death. So you add them together and you're talking
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somewhere around one hundred and fifty million potential deaths in
the history of the world. So pandemics are actually quite common,
and we've got a few doing the rounds at the
moment because AIDS is still around. Oh here it is.
It is on the list. It's saying it's number three,
number three, forty three million deaths as of twenty twenty four.
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But yeah, shit, I've read other accounts that say it's
number one. So and again a lot of speculation about
where AIDS came from, HIV, whichever one you want to
call it.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
But you know, the big thing too in Africa is well,
I remember when I was younger, there was something a
lot to do with like children contracting it like from
the like from their mother during birth or something like that, like,
and there was a big thing in Africa as well,
wasn't it If.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
The mother's got AIDS and she's pregnant, the kid's got AIDS. Yeah,
that's quite common.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
Yeah, wasn't there a there era advertising campaign on AIDS
and it had the Green Reaper and.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Yeah, that wasn't it If that was an Australian. That
was an Australian advertising campaign, and people overseas probably wouldn't
be aware of this. But during the rise of AIDS,
they had to get the message across about safe sex
and every country in the world did it their own way.
What they did in Australia was a very sobering advertising
(26:29):
campaign where humans were lined up like tenpins. The grim
Reaper was rolling ten pin bowling balls down the alley
and killing people. That was the advertising campaign and the
guy that campaign horrified Australians.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
It really worked them up to the collect These people
like me that were in my teens.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Yeah I was, really I was. I was in my twenties.
Yeah when it happened, so i'm you know, I still
remember it. Yeah, And when my wife and I decided
we wanted to start having children, I actually had an
AIDS test because I was a bit worried about my
checkered past.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
Oh wow.
Speaker 5 (27:12):
About that.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
It's not it's not that it's not that interesting, really,
it's not. It was just it was just precaution.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Topic. Next one and sol lately.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
That they are anyway, I've got I thought it'd be
interesting to do a potted history of pandemics and with
empos in the news at the moment. Yes, it just
keeps going around. We just keep they just keep popping up,
and who knows what the.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
Next one about sexual conquest?
Speaker 1 (27:56):
There are certainly there are certainly very few of those.
I must say. Yes, night clubbing was not my thing.
Speaker 7 (28:06):
Thin at the pop at the what sock Pop? No,
I was actually a dead set fail there too, dead set.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Did you get an age test to make people think
you'd had lots?
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Yeah, that's what that was. The basically, Yes, a test place.
I thought it would make a really great talking point.
But you know what, I've now decided it wasn't.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Later and.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Yes, bad decision, bad decision.
Speaker 6 (28:46):
Imagine just see what just so everyone knows how well
prolific or whatever the word is, Yes, I needed a test.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
I had lots of sex.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Yes, well I just had it because I had a
drink of coco out of a can before I wiped it.
Speaker 5 (29:03):
Oh you've gotta have that.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
Yeah, that's dangerous. I'm glad you're disorted.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
We're going to take another break because I feel like it.
This is trash Talk.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
We're talking trash.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
With the dash of Flaire lack a loud everywhere. So
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Speaker 5 (29:28):
Here to cure your bluem.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Welcome back to trash Talk. And this this particular part
of the show is dedicated to Rosie. We like to
call it Rosie's rant.
Speaker 6 (29:47):
Lots of things perturbed me often and frequently, but currently
I have frustrations with.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
The pants department.
Speaker 6 (30:01):
The pants okay, the pants all in all senses of
that phrase.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
But we're not here the CD.
Speaker 6 (30:10):
We've already talked about sexual proclivities once, so we won't
talk about that again.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Old news.
Speaker 4 (30:15):
Now I could then keep up with edgewa.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
As it were, I have no recollection.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
That's what happens when you get to a third age.
Speaker 6 (30:25):
Speaking of Oh that's a different thing, right, anyway, back
to this, So the pants situation, I'm at all last, Okay,
I am six foot or literally like half.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
A centimeters shy of six foot.
Speaker 5 (30:42):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
I've always dick dick.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Well, that's that's a real insult.
Speaker 6 (30:48):
Yes, as it were, Now I'm so I'm six foot
for all intents and purposes, Now, I don't.
Speaker 4 (30:59):
Do anything to bother anybody when I go out to
buy pants. Okay, I don't.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
I don't know what it is that I've done, or
if I in some way seem threatening or offensive.
Speaker 6 (31:13):
I can understand if I say a pensive because usually
I'm wearing shirts that say things like what today says?
What says as fucko lutely because it does, Yes, it does,
got a great curt well.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
I think it's fantastic. It's one of my favorites. Yesterday
I wore one that said it's a beautiful day to
leave me alone from that?
Speaker 6 (31:35):
Like, so I right, So I goes and I buy
me some pants, and now I never, and I do
it very intentionally. Do not buy pants that say three
quarter or five eighth or sixty fifty.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
Two's whatever the back there.
Speaker 5 (31:52):
I don't buy fractional dance or for prize.
Speaker 8 (31:59):
Of pants I own, however, and up fucking cap breeze
because I put the punts on and the rest of
my leg hit well the land's there.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
Because that worries me.
Speaker 6 (32:13):
The motes about all of this is my life is
very well in danger because if I was to go
to a you know, conservative country from places like you know,
down the Arabia or Egypt or something like that. In Dumasia,
I could be shut and or jailed or something. Yes,
(32:39):
in my ankles on display.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Oh dear, yes, that's that's that's actually true. Actually, I'm
interested to find out where it's illegal to show your ankles.
Speaker 6 (32:49):
So the need to tell me because I can't ever
fucking go there because I cannot get ants that fit
parts to my calf. Now I do have strong, sizeable
pats because I used to be a dancer.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
However, I don't feel that that's fair. If my calf
could get through the pants, then why isn't there still
enough room to cover my ankle? Now here's the other thing.
Speaker 6 (33:10):
Okay, Like I said, do not buy fractional pants, so
I have to buy So why is it that when
I put them on, there's you know, fractions missing from
the edge, and I think I pull it out and
hold them down? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (33:26):
Yeah, right, And I'll get the ones with a bit
of stretch in the gene fabric at can Sember. Yeah
put them on, hbody, I know. And I'm offending all
the men in.
Speaker 6 (33:35):
Several countries because my ankle's are out sometimes halfway out
to my knee, and I think, well, that's fucking terrific.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
I have I buy these. I buy socks. You might think, oh,
buy long socks. Yes, well I do. And here's what
happens with that.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
People laugh at you people.
Speaker 6 (33:52):
Yeah. And also I find it that I've become less
successful going into like a job interview, a.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
Nice blazer and a you know, black pair of pants
and fucking my little pony socks. Because that's so they say.
Speaker 6 (34:10):
It's like, you know, from the waist up Oh, yes,
from the excuse me, is somebody of his you escape?
Speaker 4 (34:17):
Yes, my face is up here, exactly, My face is
up here. I'm like, rud hello, could just stop objectifying
my anagle. And also it's like someone thinks I might have.
Speaker 6 (34:28):
You know, escaped from somewhere, and they I think that
they might catch me with a big net someday and
probably away. But here's the thing, right, So I thought, oh,
I'll fix this problem. And I because I like to swear,
and I bought myself sweary celts, you know. And so
they all say things like, oh, I don't know, get
fuck whatever.
Speaker 4 (34:45):
And here's the thing.
Speaker 6 (34:47):
So I picked thoth on and what do you think
the only fucking fite in the fucking sense of cantident. Okay,
I'm not happy, and I'm thinking about starting a foundation
because there's always these girls like.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
They're out there too long.
Speaker 6 (35:09):
I'm like, I want you to tell you, Sharon, they don't.
But also it's going to be called cut the ends
off all of your pants and give them to me
so I can make mine longer against longer incorporated, I
could start a charity. In charity, I think I need
(35:30):
Bell bottoms exactly, love it, go funder Bell bottoms.
Speaker 4 (35:34):
That's what I need.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
You know what, Rosie? You need cheering up?
Speaker 6 (35:40):
So I do.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
I'm very upset, very upset about it. I'm grandly sitting
here in so cold. Might I add whole jeans and
fucking peete butterfly socks? And don't worry because you had
to see me down the street what I would?
Speaker 1 (35:58):
So I think we should cheer you up? Rich Are
you ready? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (36:02):
Hang on? Oh god, how are you going to cheer
me up?
Speaker 1 (36:06):
I thought we could probably end each episode with a
few that jokes, dad jokes.
Speaker 6 (36:11):
Oh great, So I met her having my day of
days and now I just want to neck myself manchattl
fucking Cherry.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
I'll just go fuck myself whatever.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
My daughter was. My daughter was doing history homework and
asked me if I knew about Galileo, and I said,
he's just a poor boy from a poor family.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
God having a good time.
Speaker 5 (36:37):
He did rumor about but sorry, did you hear the
rumor about butter?
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Well? Well, I think I know where this is going.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
I'm not going to spread it.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Whenever my wife is upset, I let her color in
the black and white tattoos I have. She just really
needed a shoulder to crayon.
Speaker 5 (37:02):
Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain? I didn't have
the garden, so I.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Didn't have the guts. Oh that aren't holdie. That's an
holdly odd. Yeah, that's been around for as long as
I've been around it Now, by.
Speaker 4 (37:15):
That parasitic word that was at number eight, Oh.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Yes, that was number seven on the list.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Particularly like this one. And if this doesn't make Rosy laugh,
I seriously would consider never telling a dad joke again.
Speaker 4 (37:29):
Thank God, right here we go.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
This is true, Rosie, This is absolutely true. Sometimes I
wake up grumpy. Sometimes I let her sleep in jump it.
Speaker 6 (37:45):
Why don't you tell that one you told that time
about something about you wearing your wife's underwear or something else.
Speaker 4 (37:50):
Now, that's funny.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
That wasn't a joke, don't Oh, that's I think I think.
Let me think.
Speaker 4 (38:04):
This was me.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
This bloke said to his wife, your underwear is really
way too tight, and she said, well, why don't you
wear it? Why don't you wear your own?
Speaker 4 (38:14):
I liked that one.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
That's a good one. That one more rich, one more
she she laughed, laughed. Yeah, we're gonna that's the challenge.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
Yea, if that was the one that I had to
tell you to tell, it doesn't paint.
Speaker 5 (38:28):
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament
from the boat?
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Live street? Right, I'm going to tell one.
Speaker 4 (38:41):
Right, it was all right, I'll give you that. It
was all right.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
I'm going to tell one to get some better ones
for the next episode. Okay, Yes, I've got to be.
Speaker 4 (38:49):
A challenge with the two of you.
Speaker 5 (38:51):
Would see much.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
I think it's going to be.
Speaker 4 (38:55):
Oh, well, therap yourselves in.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
I've got one more. I'm sorry that I haven't matured
past the point of making everything into a sexual innuendo.
It's just really hard in your endow. Oh, that's also that.
That is where we're going to leave episode one of
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the first season of trash Talk. If you would like
to get in touch with us, because we'd love to
hear from you. Maybe send us some dad jokes or
oh that, or tell us about the most the most
dangerous animal where you live and you know nothing disparaging
about your spouse would probably be a good place to start.
Speaker 4 (39:39):
But you can I've got enjoyed email address and che
can or be caon say it.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
You can email us via a He'll come back. Email
us through I'll go through Hello at bites dot com. Now,
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com you can get in touch with us. Send us
anything you want, really, if you want to know something
about Australia, if you want to know something about anything
that we've talked about and we want to expand on it,
send us a question or send us comment. We'd love
to hear from you. Richie's gone, Rosie's lost it, I'm
out of here. Thanks for listening to trash Door.
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