Wedding Photographers, What's the Weirdest Thing You've Caught On Tape?

Wedding Photographers, What's the Weirdest Thing You've Caught On Tape?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
People who have filmed weddings, what is the worst thing
you've caught on camera and had to remove from the
final video. The father of the groom was making his
speech and got to a touching part about his wife,
mother of the groom, who had passed away recently. I
was filming from the back but got his sound okay.
But there were a bunch of little kids near me,
playing quietly until one of them yelled the damn it

(00:22):
flicky writers the father was tearing up. Nobody seemed to
notice that it was plain as day on the tape,
so I had to do a lot of delicate chopping
on that one. Where is this that little kid's curse
with such malevolence. I didn't say my first curse word
until I was like twelve, and it was something clever
like screw your doong. My great uncle took over filming

(00:42):
as the reception of my parents wedding, and half way
through it cuts to inside the kitchen where he's filming
and hitting on the waitress getting the cake ready. It's
both of my parents' favorite moment of the tape. When
my brother got married, I was one of the bride's maids.
It was a super fun wedding, but my sister in
law bride got tanked during the reception. She threw up

(01:05):
in the bathroom. At one point during the part where
the bide throws the bouquet, we had to get her
up there, hand her the flowers, and just tell her
to throw. So I'm in the crowd to catch it,
and I'm pretty tall for a girl. Five minutes and
ten seconds, so I'm the tallest there. She drunkenly throws
it and it beliines to my face. Of course, the

(01:26):
bouquet was made of succulent I had cuts under my
eye for about a week, and my cousin had the
entire thing on camera from a side angle. It looks
like a comedy sketch. Also didn't get the bouquet either,
because I was too preoccupied with getting hit in the face. WTF.
Why would you get a bouquet of succulents and b
then throw it at people. My aunt had a camera

(01:50):
floating around for anyone to use at her wedding. While
my dad was filming, one of the bribe'smaids spilled a
bottle of red wine on the center table of the room.
It knocked a bunch of stuff off the table as
well as making the white tablecloth red. Well, my father
was facing the wrong way, so when you watch the video,
there is a crashing sound. Then my father spins around
and says, very clearly, fricking crap. I missed it, as

(02:12):
the bridesmaids are scrambling to stop the chaos. Funniest part
of that video by far at my own wedding, we
got married in a dear friend's front garden I had
helped put together as a teenager. Just as we got
to the vows, you can hear people sniffling, just about
to cry when the telltale sound of an ice cream
van starts to build. It gets louder and louder until

(02:35):
it abruptly stops. The driver obviously noticed what they were
approaching and shut off the music at what was essentially
the property line to the next door neighbor. Silence as
they creeped by the house. Then as soon as they
hit the next house, full blast to gain do your
ears hang low? Everyone burst out laughing. Should have come
back by ten minutes later. Welder made Heller money. That

(02:57):
is absolutely hilarious and I hope it made the final
Sister in law was trying to use the wedding photographer
as a personal photographer or something to take pictures of
her family. She absolutely denied it for four months until
we watched the video from the videographer that court. He
literally saying the bribe said that she wants you to
take pictures of families. So our photographer missed a good

(03:18):
twenty minutes of the reception two take pictures of her
and her family, and then came to us and was like, hey,
we didn't discuss this, and tells me what the sister
in law said. I go to her and she denies
it all and says, so the photographer told us that
she wanted to take pictures of the family members, although
it was only her and her family, which we weren't
on good terms with. They weren't even invited. So months

(03:41):
later we are sitting around watching footage and just like
a scene from the office, you see and here with
perfect clarity, Oh, the bride wants you to take pictures
of the families, not the reception. We are ready when
you are. And the sill is sitting in the corner
of the room and stumps her way to the door
and slams it as she leaves her that there was
a just nominal post not that long ago about some

(04:03):
narcissistic mill who also wasn't on good terms with the
bride and groom, dragging the photographer off to take pictures
of her family, intentionally excluding everybody else. This didn't have
to be removed, and jokes were actually made about sending
it to AFV. A number of years ago, in my
early twenties, I went to my cousin's wedding. My father

(04:24):
asked me to dance, and it was going quite well
until he asked to dip me. I said no, I
was pretty big at the time and figured he couldn't
support my weight and would drop me. He was rather
disappointed and the dance ended soon after. About three dances later,
I hear him calling my name across the dance floor.
I look up and he is gleefully dancing with my
mother and shouts haben thorodonotha two x this is how

(04:47):
you dip someone, and promptly dips my mother and drops
her straight onto the floor, all proudly caught on video
and still referenced at every family wedding to this day.
In all fairness, this is how my bill broke my
sister's col bone. Glad it just ended up as a
funny video for your mom. I've filmed dozens of weddings.
I put a wireless mic on the groom in a

(05:08):
lot of cases, so I get everything he mutters before, during,
and after the ceremony. The most of my cutting was
audio related, lots of guy's bodies telling then they have
a chance to run serious and not My favorite though,
was walking down the aisle after the ceremony. The groom
whispers to the bride were getting it on as soon
as we leave this church and the bridegate and this

(05:29):
hilarious look and were basically jogging out of the church
and everything the guests filmed on the video guest book
was delivered good or bad. Definitely had a drunk aunt
go on a fifteen minute tirade once, and lots of
raunchy stories from drunk friends of the bride and groom,
but nothing that stands out as two WTF. We made

(05:50):
the mistake of deciding to set up ours ourselves on
a tripod in the rear of the chapel and let
it roll. The plan would have been brilliant if not
for the factor got bumped when someone walk past and
was instead filming nice solid shot off one of the
uncles fighting a particularly stubborn Wedgi four far too long.
Someone noticed it and adjusted it eventually, nice solid shot

(06:12):
off one of the uncles fighting a particularly stubborn Wedgi
four far too long. Someone noticed it and adjusted it
eventually clad someone stepped in to help him out filming
the father of the bride's speech. He mumbled his way
through it. The guest in front of me said, well,
that was fricking crap, and only then remembered I was

(06:32):
behind him, and she pushly looked round. Was at a
wedding where the only time the father of the groom
mentioned the bride in his long speech was to tell
her that the best thing she ever did was marry
his son. Not me, but my body. Was the videographer
for a wedding. During the ceremony, they had candles lining
the isle, and the mother of the bride decided to
get closer so she could get a better picture. While

(06:54):
she was taking pictures, she started walking backwards. While she
walked backwards, right into one of the candle holders and
knocked it over right into someone's lap. Commence chaos. Guy
jumps up trying to put out the fire that's now
in his lap. Guy's wife starts screaming at the women.
It took about twenty minutes to get everything calmed down.
Marriage went off without a hitch afterwards, and yes, it

(07:18):
was all caught on camera. The bride insisted it be
cut out of the final video, so my buddy put
it on a separate tape for us or to laugh
at later. Edit. I now understand rip inbox for clarification.
They did get married without a hitch. May have been
the wrong terminology, but we'll just go with it. I
texted my buddy this morning to see if he still

(07:39):
has the clip somewhere. This happened about six years ago
and he now owns his own production company now, so
it's probably long gone. My husband filmed at my sister's
wedding and we got a lovely shot of a pajaboy
having a pee in the bushes during the outdoor photo bit.
There's a fat dude with his shirt off sitting in
the grass in one of our photos vaguely related. My

(08:02):
aunt did the whole disposable cameras on each table thing,
along with a professional team, and she got quite a
few dung picks. I'm not a photographer, but saw the
funniest thing get caught on camera during a wedding. We
were in Jamaica and a couple was getting married on
a crowded resort beach. A large, drunk guy wades into
the water and goes directly behind the bride and groom,

(08:24):
like ten feet back. He keeps trying to get on
one of those floating things anchored in the water and
falling off again and again. The guests and people around
are just watching this guy try to hold his drink,
falling all over the place, floating around. It was hilarious
and also really embarrassing to watch. Oh boy, I didn't

(08:44):
make it. But when we were at my cousin's wedding,
my mother fell a total of three times. All three
times my dad, me, or my two other siblings weren't around,
so we didn't really believe she kept tripping over her dress.
That was until the next day when she had a
bruise the size of your age she had on her thigh.
We were left scratching our heads like how. Then the
video for the wedding came out, along with bloopers. In

(09:07):
the bloopers, you see my mother hopping around with her
friend and doing bad Irish dancing when she lands, catches
the hem of her dress, skids and falls backwards over
said friend before baiting herself off the floor. Through the tears,
eye felt bad had before baiting herself off the floor.
I can't even tell what this might be A typo
of happened to my parents at their wedding and didn't

(09:29):
get removed from the video. When they got out of
their limo, some kid on a bike came up to
them and yelled, get the frick out of here. You
don't belong here. Kid must have been only seven or eight,
and the wedding was in my mom's hometown. Long i'd
have made that the intro. Don't think we took it
out of the video, but it was funny Catholic wedding

(09:50):
drinking of the wine at communion. There was quite a
bit of wine left after everyone went through. Most times
I've seen the priest just finish it. For some reason,
this guy wants the parishioners to finish it, but everyone
is having a hard time figuring out what he wants.
He wants everyone to go through again. Nobody gets it.
My brother reaches, over takes the challison, pounds the remaining wine,

(10:13):
lays it back on the altar, resulting in plus one
holiness and minus two dexterity effect for your brother. It
was my wedding and we didn't have it removed, nor
would we have. But the camera didn't pick up the audio.
So when you look at the video, you see us
making our vows, then the whole wedding party laughing. Then
it continues. What happened was the ring bearer, a little

(10:36):
boy about three or four, during the vows, where I'm asked, Sene,
do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
And this kid says, not quietly, you mean he doesn't
have to marry her long It just blew his mind
that a guy would willingly marry a girl. After my
brother and his wife were announced, and pastor says, you
may now kiss your bride, my little nephew loudly said,

(10:58):
and now they can make babies. I used her videotape
weddings for a few years. The funniest thing I ever
saw I was during a dollar dance aka Hanamoon dance.
A guest went to dance with the bride, gave her
a twenty dollar bill and asked for change. At another wedding,
they had little bottles of bubbles instead of rice, so

(11:18):
that guests could blow bubbles on the couple as they
left the church. One boy about ten would take a
mouthful of bubbles and blow it out instead of using
the little dupper, but he made better bubbles than anyone
my dad does them. The fashion for ludicrous corriograph dances
was at its height. The bride had forced her reluctant
groom to dance classes dancing thing. I've had the time

(11:41):
of my life. Their big moment arrived and the room
collapsed into laughter. The first two verses were just them
facing each other about six feet apart, swaying and clicking
their fingers. At the singhreche's climax, she was supposed to
run and leap into his arms. They didn't get that far.
The bride ran off and chairs. My dad had to
calm her down, then make an announcement to the room

(12:04):
that they must let them of their moment. They did
the dance again, and no one spoke of it again.
I can't help but cringe. That's terrible. Not film, but
photo had to photoshop a fully exposed boob out of
the picture. Bride tossed her bouquet over her shoulder while
wearing a strapless dress. Right after. She came over to

(12:24):
look at the pictures on the small camera screen. So
we scroll through them and there's a perfect picture, bouquet
in the air, looks of joy and anticipation. The screen
was way too small to notice the boob slip. Got
back home processing the pictures and that picture had pretty
much all of her boob flying out of her dress.
Trouble was as was the best picture of the sequence

(12:45):
by far. Spent an entire afternoon getting it back in
the dress. Good times Short one with the haus Bandilla.
They were practicing a choreograph danced away whole New World
Disney songs are big right now. He flipped his crap
because it wasn't perfect and said they weren't going to
do the dance. She was obviously upset. I awkwardly left

(13:06):
the room as it was just the three of us
and the photographer. They did the dance and it was
totally fine. Just seemed like such a stupid thing to
flip out about, especially at your new wife on your
wedding day. Ran into them at a bar some time later,
and they didn't recognize me, but they both seemed happy.
I think the equivalent to Bridezilla would be Groomzilla. Not

(13:28):
a photographer, but on my wife my wedding video. We
were watching it a few weeks post wedding, and out
of nowhere, there's this dude I've never seen before, just
standing there holding up a greeting card with a naked
male model on it, full wang exposed. We both were like,
w TF as this crap. When we pressed him, he
said the mother of the bribe's friend wanted to hold

(13:50):
the card up for the camera and kept pestering him
about it. The cameraman didn't want any part of it,
but my mill told him to go along. So yet
there's full frontal male nudity on my wedding video. I
wasn't a videographer, but was a DJ. My partner and
I had set up the equipment and done our tests.
When the wedding party and guests arrived, we did our

(14:12):
final mic checks to make sure everything would be ready
for the first dance. When we checked the wireless mic,
I noticed there was a lot of static in it,
so I asked my partner to walk around the venue
while talking into the mic to see if I could
get any idea what was going on. I put the
microphone into queue and put on a pair of headphones
to listen as he walked around. He started by saying

(14:34):
test test test Then he would walk by a guy
and go testical, testical, testical, then by a woman and
go breast breast breast. Pretty soon he's walking around the
banquet hall saying testical, testical, breast, testical, breast breast. He

(14:55):
does this around the entire perimeter of the facility until
he gets back to me. When he got back, I
told him that there was too much static and we
would just need to switch to the wired mic. Once
we got things switched over, I decided to work on
the wireless a little more, so I turned off the
transmitter and just listened to the static from the receiver.
After thirty seconds or so, I started to pick out

(15:18):
voices and thought to myself, oh crap. I started looking around,
and sure enough, there's the videographer talking to his partner,
and their mouth smatch up with the voices I'm hearing.
Turns out his wireless mic was on the same frequency
as ours, so my partner possibly caused breast breast testical
testical to be recorded on this couple's tape of their

(15:39):
cherished memories. In seventy years, there's going to be an
episode of some ghost Hunter's type show. Legend has it
that at the beginning of the twenty first century, video
cameras of the era recorded a provocative spirit within these
very walls. My dad used to videotape and photograph weddings
when I was a kid, including my cousin. My cousin

(16:01):
and I have an age gap. I was three at
his wedding. My dad was photographing things, my mom acting
as his assistant, and no one was watching me, so
naturally I found my way to the pretty, pretty cake,
and very young, characteristically of me even as a small child,
I walked right up and wiped a fistful of it
before it was cut. My mom was frantically trying to

(16:23):
cover it up, and when my cousin saw, he was
a good sport about it didn't really matter in the end, anyway.
My cousin was a marine at the time and one
of his superiors was the one to cut the cake.
He sliced it in half with a broadsword, so no
one cared about my side swipe. In the end, I
watched the video tape of my parents wedding a while back,

(16:44):
only now noticing that my father said, lawfully beded wife,
Come on, dad, have some class. Apple didn't fall far
from the tree. Thick dick obligatory. Not me. But there
is a famous YouTuber who invited another you tuber to
her wedding. This other yachteber ended up stealing thousands and
thousands of dollars from her During the reception, she was

(17:06):
going through the cards and collected all of the checks
and cash given to her, something to the tune of
thirty thousand dollars. During the father daughter dance, the videographer
actually caught this girl stealing one of the bridesmaid's handmade
brooch bookcase. In the background, you can actually see her
taking the bouquet and shoving it into a backpack. She
actually showed that part of her wedding video YouTube for

(17:28):
everyone to see too. I know a lot of people
might say this was just staged for drama if the
whole thing went to court, which is public record. At
my own wedding, our friend interviewed all of the wedding party.
Later on in the evening to get some funny stuff
for our wedding video. One of my brothers suggested I
squirt in the vaggat s p in order to make

(17:50):
some nephews or nieces for him. The spelling is correct.
I helped edit a wedding video someone else shot. The
wedding was on a beach, and the part where the
couple is exchanging rings and vows, there are two middle
aged fat dudes in the background about one hundred meters
away skinny dipping framed perfectly between the marrying couple. One

(18:11):
of the dudes saw the camera, so of course he
jumped up and started shaking his dong around. Couldn't edit
it out because it was at such a pivotal moment
of the ceremony, so that couple will always have those
nudy rudies in their video. Literally everything the groom did
during the reception had the wedding, and it was about
twenty minutes drive to the reception hall. He showed up

(18:32):
absolutely pload I guess he drank a half bottle of
vodka on the way over, and he was a mean drunk.
The groom's men spent all night keeping him from starting fights,
puking on the dance floor, pond the dance floor, yelling
at the DJ, flirting with the bartender. It was a
complete mess. Bride ended up just telling everyone. The video

(18:52):
got eaten by the VCR. This was early nineties. I
was so odd because the rest of the family of
both sides were very normal, nice people. This wasn't a
white trash wedding or anything like it. It's almost like
everyone expected this of him and just went along with it.
Very strange my friend's wedding video. They had hand made

(19:13):
the decorations around their unity candle, and after they lit
it and went back to the ceremony, the decorations paper,
now with melty wax and adjacent to a flame, went
up in flames, making a huge pillar of fire in
the background that the bride, groom and offici end couldn't
seed you to their positions. Funny, incidental ain None of

(19:33):
the guests, a good number of whom are firefighters, have
a panic over the situation or even seem to care
and free on board. A local fire chief walks up
on stage to extinguish the candle in the middle of
the ceremony. About two minutes later, I didn't film it
and wished I had to. This date, my friend got
married to a woman with a young son. She was

(19:55):
nearing the end of her vizar and suddenly fell madly
in love with him. He was blindly in love with her,
and at the wedding, instead of standard vows, wrote their own.
He went on and on about her and them and
love and all that. Everyone turned to her, and she said,
I share the same sentiment. That was it. My husband
and I still say this to each other after one
of us is particularly sappy. One of my relative's wedding

(20:20):
was going along smoothly, no big troubles. Food was eaten
and people began to drink. Later on the evening af
till midnight. I went out to catch a breath. The
whole thing was held at a castle like restaurant hotel,
and the bride came along. We had a nice chat
and decided to have a selfie in front of said building.
I didn't check the picture, supposed it was good enough,

(20:41):
and went back inside with her. I went over some
small details of the picture, like the guy taking a
pee next to the building, the lovely lady holding her
friend's hair while she pukes her soul out and summoned
dead body who passed out on the driveway. The thing
that this much beauty could fit into a small little
selfie as still amazes me to this day. My uncle

(21:02):
just had a wedding and it was a very nice wedding.
Towards the end of the night, before they had their
final dance, his ex girlfriend walked into the wedding with
her two year old son in her arms, pulled my
uncle by the ear, and started slapping the crap out
of him in front of all the guests. She even
went to the extent of saying they were still married.
He was never married to her. After it was all

(21:23):
said and done, his ex girlfriend got dragged out by
my family. All of it was recorded on video. I'm
pretty sure the guy who recorded it still has all
of this on video. Lull I was caught on camera
at a wedding after dancing with the smock in milf
with a giant erection, giving the camera a big two
thumbs up. Come a giant erection. What an optimist. I

(21:47):
wish I could see the video from this one wedding
I worked on. My marching band is frequently booked on
weddings of alumni and what not. For weddings, birthdays, etc.
We're generally supposed to be a surprise for the guests.
On this particular gig, the wedding was on a beach,
and near the end of the ceremony, we were instructed
to get set up behind the guests to play while

(22:09):
the bride and groom led everyone to the reception area
behind us. As we get our que the set up,
a car drives by. The driver sees us walking up
to the wedding, rolls down his window and shouts yet
go usc. We signal at him to be quiet and
not attract attention to us. So what does he do?
He yells even louder frick q c LA. This was

(22:30):
pretty much during the couples now, so I'm really curious
if the videographer found a way to cut the yelling
from this spirited passerby. One wedding had a lot of
pot in liquor bottles in the groom's hotel room. One
of the other weddings, the bride dodge the groom's kiss.
I cringed really hard and decided to remove that scene
from the wedding altogether. One I was filming a wedding ceremony,

(22:54):
and the sister of the bride passed out and fell
to her right side and proceeded to tumble down the hill,
her body to bush about half way down, stopping her
from tumbling all the way down. Shooting the ceremony, I
always have a camera focus on the bride's face and
the bride'smaid in the background. You can see in the
background the sister faint and tumble down, and the bride
just looks over her right shoulder and back at the

(23:15):
groom and rolls her eyes. Bride requested I dit at
her eye roll two. I shoot the wedding reception dancing
in slow motion, and during the Cupid shuffle dance, I
caught a guy and a girl just giving each other
the biggest lustful looks to each other, while the guy's girlfriend,
who was a bride'smaid, was seriously right next to him,
but she wasn't paying attention. I put that clip off

(23:37):
them ouggling each other and the wedding highlight, honestly thinking
they were a couple. A few months later, I met
up with the bride and groom to grab a beer,
and the bride told me she didn't even notice that
clip until after she posted the video on Facebook and
her friends noticed that clip. Turned out the guy had
been cheating on his girlfriend with that chick he was
uggling at the wedding. She later asked if I could

(23:58):
remove that clip. You have been visited by the Holly
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