Cambian's PIGROAST! A Darksydephil update! Wings of redemption SNOOZEFEST!

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Ss greetings and salutation friends, and welcome.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
We are back to check in on the wacky world
of dark Side Phil and Uh. I thought it would
be fun if I bring one of my favorite clippers
here to go through some clips tonight, and you know
him as H Bomb. If you've ever seen the gay
voiced dark Side Phil or the child voice dark Side Phil,

(02:09):
that would be H Bomb doing those. And I think
he does some of the best clips because I cannot
watch dark Side Phil without hearing him right now as
a child of spoiled, rotten brat child. Yes, so we're
gonna bring him right in here, and we've got some
of his best clips to go through and talk about

(02:31):
tonight and one moment here welcome h Bomb. No no,
so tell me how you got sucked into this noortext
to start before we get to the clips.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
So, like I was Tony at your place, it started
after I get out of the hospital with a little
bit of medical issues.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
I had.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Always wanted to have a YouTube channel. I just wasn't
sure what to do. So I was like looking around
and I came across UH Phil one night and I
was watching and I was probably watching him for about
a week and I'm just thinking to myself, like, there's
something wrong with this guy. The way he answers the money.
I'm like, is this really okay? Like can you do this?

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah? He is. I will say, He's very unique when
it comes to I've never seen somebody beg like like
such a crackhead as him. That's why I was fascinated.
I felt the same way, like can you really do
that on YouTube? Just beg like a crackhead and twist
arms and complain and yell at your audience's exactly. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
So anyway, then I found I found duty streams. I
started watching some of his stuff, and then I fell
into the lore them, watched all the Secret limited this
is how you don't plays, and then I was just like, yeah,
all right, I'll give this a sh and we'll see
what happens here.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
So yeah, and what happened because I'm not fully informed,
like this is how you don't play. He is kind
of dried up because he stopped playing hard games on purpose.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Probably yeah, more than likely.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
So for those who don't know, when Phil would play
hard games, he would see them rage and yell and
scream and like see them cope and and have like
mental breakdowns, and people used to clip those up and
call them this is how you don't play, and those
kind of dried up because I think he on purpose.
He talked about it recently. Oh, I stopped doing those

(04:37):
because that's given the detractors a win, right, and I'm
not going to give them a win. I don't benefit
from that, like okay, because he doesn't make money on
the clips that people are making. And are you did
you get a lawyer or are you worried about being sued?
You're probably on the list, man, you're on the list.
You're you're a low down, dirty rotten contente right.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Yeah, I actually have a a family member who's a
lawyer down or a partner at a firm down in Philadelphia.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
So I think we're pretty good. So well, that's good.
Then you don't have to worry it too much. Then
I don't think he's really going to sue anybody. I
think he's trying to be who is that. He's trying
to emulate Ethan Klein, who is successfully suing some of
his detractors. But he laid quite a trap for them,
and they're fucked. Basically, according to some of the law tubers,

(05:29):
I listened to about that situation, right right, and Terry
is Gaming says it's mostly because he reads a guide
or his handheld NonStop nowadays. So the content is too boring.
That's pretty bad when he can't even make content making
fun of him because he's too boring. Yeah, this is
how you don't play is dying out because there's so

(05:51):
much content. They end up being like two hour videos
and long form is falling off of YouTube in the algorithm. Yeah, yeah,
it's kind of true, right right. So, yeah, you started
your channel recently. You got monetized, congratulations and praised the
cash bitches here.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Yeah, that's in big part thanks to you for helping
me get monetized, so I always appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah, well you paid your debt in full. For those unaware,
I've had this weird problem with my heater in my
home for like five years, and we had like some
problems with local companies, like one told us we needed
a whole new heater when it was a thermostat wire
that was causing problems. That's like four dollars to fix,
and so I wanted somebody that I could trust and

(06:34):
you know, like h Bump's not going to try to
sell me a heater if I don't need one. So
he came here and just I don't even know what
you did. You bled it or serviced it or something.
And now before he came here, there was two rooms
in my house, which not coincidentally or the two rooms
I used, the office and an extra room that's like
a music studio that had no heat. For some reason,

(06:57):
the heat wasn't circulating to those two rooms. And it
turned out to be like what a bleeding You had
to bleed the system of air. There was too much
air in the system or something. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Yeah, so you had air pockets in those I call
them baseboards or hydronic baseboards.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
They have water flowing through them.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
And for whatever reason, the air just went in like
your office and your music room and it just sat there.
And you know, so I just had to put pressure
on the system and bleed it out. It wasn't really
a big deal.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
So, okay, well I appreciate it. So this will show
you teach you a lesson. You know, do good to
others and they will do good to you. I really
needed somebody to look at that that wouldn't just try
to sell me a heater, and it turns out I
need a heater. It just needed to be serviced, and
he did it expertly. And I think it was maybe
thirty minutes from him touching the heater that or maybe

(07:52):
less that the heat was working in those two rooms.
So every time I'm warm, i'th think of H bomb
and feel thankful. I want to take a moment two.
Welcome the live chat. We've already got a great audience,
and let you know that I will read every single
super chat tonight. I will check in with the kick
live chat and read any subs or gifted subs and

(08:13):
thank everybody for any support. And we have a goal
streak from yesterday. We hit the goal yesterday, so today's
goal is the very same. It's twenty super chats of
five or more. And we appreciate all the kindness, generosity
and support of the show. So if you like these
DSP shows, please do support the stream otherwise. You know,

(08:37):
every time I don't know H Bob, every couple of weeks,
I go, I'm not doing these anymore, like I don't care,
But then I catch something he'd stupid he did in
my feed and I go, I got it.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Yeah, I mean, I have those moments too, where it's
like what am I doing? And then he'll go off
on a tangent and it's like, well now I got it,
do it?

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Yeah, that's one of those things, right, So we're gonna
start with this one kid dsp copes over scamming viewers
over the wedding trip. So this is interesting, h bomb
because originally he said he didn't spend money from the
donations on his wedding or something like that, right, and

(09:26):
now he's kind of admitting he scammed his viewers. Big surprise,
he scammed his viewers. He scammed them, dude, would be
the first time. My favorite is when he does the
shot scam, you know, like he said, if I get
one hundred dollars, i'll do a shot, and then he

(09:47):
gets one hundred dollars and then he refuses to do
the shot like I.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Don't get well, like I don't know. He'll get like
eight or ten.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Yeah, he'll get eight or ten hundred dollars and he'll
only do like three shots and then he'll.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Sell it's too much.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
I can't do too much, guys. Yeah, kick it too drunk.
I'm not going to get alcohol poisoning, because well, then
stop taking the money, you fucking scumbag. Right, that's how
I feel about it.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
I don't know a rollover policy, yeah, or at least yeah,
at the very least do the shots the next day,
you know what I mean, That's what I would do,
like if I was really drunk and I couldn't do
five more shots.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
And by the way, who what kind of an alcoholic?
He's a terrible alcoholic, h bomb, He's a total alcoholic.
But he can't do five more shots. That's a lightweight.
That's a pussy of an alcoholic. Come on, and we're
going to take a moment before we begin the clips
to thank trolley troll. Troll who's a big supporter, who says,
remember DSP won't be watching this show. It doesn't bother him.

(10:49):
He's out in the real world doing real life things,
making the world a better place. Yeah. I don't believe that,
trolley troll troll, but thanks for helping us to praise
the cash and get the goal. Roll. Let's get into
the clip. Uh So this one was one of my
favorites because did you ever notice that like he just

(11:11):
says whatever will make him like appear to be you know,
like everything keeps getting wreckconned, right, you know, like first
he didn't he didn't play w W Champions at all,
then he just recently admitted he did. And what was
that wings of redemptions? Like you spent like sports month,

(11:32):
a sports car amount of money on that game.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
And he messive sports car.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
Yeah, he was squirming, let's get some more friends, let's go.

Speaker 5 (11:51):
He's going to tell his audience he's behind on taxes
and use the money to get married instead. To me,
that definitely didn't happen. I mean, you can argue did
because you're an idiot. You'll never have any evidence of
that because it didn't happen. And why did you say
it like that?

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Yeah, it's just a coincidence that he held a fundraiser
to pay his taxes and right after that he got married.
Just a coincidence, h bomb. Yeah, I know, it's just
a coincidence. He didn't scam anybody.

Speaker 5 (12:18):
Why didn't you say you told your audience you were
you were behind on taxes, but you used the money
to get married. You worded it wrong. Why are you
so confusing? My troll so slow?

Speaker 3 (12:35):
I don't think they are.

Speaker 5 (12:37):
It's so hard to like you have a like try
to figure out what they're saying because they can't even typewrite,
Like you didn't even phrase it correctly.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
You misspoke. You meant I scammed my audience?

Speaker 5 (12:48):
Yeah I did. Okay, huh okay, So prove it right now,
and you prove it. Can you prove that I said
that I was behind on taxes. I needed some money
to pay them, and so I raised money on a
stream and instead I put that money towards a wedding?
Can you prove it right now?

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Don't?

Speaker 5 (13:05):
So you're a fucking idiot. You made it all because
you don't like me. So he's made up a narrative.
It's going to happen.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
I don't every other one. This is how I feel
about it.

Speaker 5 (13:20):
I mean an accusation, yes you Now, where is your
evidence of accusation? Well, I don't like you. I don't
need evidence. That's what I deal with every day, like literally, Well,
we just don't like you collectively, so because of that,
we don't need evidence. We just believe that you're a
bad person. Actually, like evidence anything. You're just stupid. You're

(13:46):
part of it. Who don't like me? You're just again
terminally online always connected.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
In my house on Monday. Yeah, finally the voice matches
the caro.

Speaker 5 (14:03):
What are you talking about? And now on top of me,
he sent me five bucks, like not only to phrase
it incorrectly, have no evidence of anything, and then he
sent me five dollars.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
You know what, I love h bomb. He always says
that there's no evidence people.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
Yeah, words up his evidence saying the contrary.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Yeah, Like one time he was like, people said, I
I I sent people empty video game boxes. They have
no evidence of that. Like, dude, you did it on
a live stream and there's fucking clips that you asked
whole Like are you he really is retarded sometimes, Oh
man brother music too.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
Well, there's just so much dead hair. I gotta put something.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
Yeah, he's the king of that. I've never seen somebody
have so much dead air. I like when he gets
an email in the middle of the stream and he
just takes like three four minutes to read the email completely.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
Yeah, of this lawyer turning them down.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Yeah, that air dead air air air esus christ Man.

Speaker 5 (15:11):
Why do I sound so hurt. I'm not hurt. I'm sad.
This is you have to understand. This is the state
of humanity in twenty twenty five humans. We have an
entire generation of people that their entire life has been
plunged into the Internet. So they actually think that it's
like important, that the whole culture is important. This crap

(15:31):
of online grama is important. They actually think that it
means something and that like it doesn't like you don't
understand my getation and nonsense. It doesn't affect us in
any way. Like I said, you can sit there and
make up as much as you want about me online
every day and just talk about it till you're blue
in the face. But at the end of the day,

(15:53):
my streams do well. My content is entertaining to an
audience that likes to support it. When I go off
line in my life, everyone still takes my money. Doesn't
matter with the nonsense you created online. It's a bizarre
alternate reality narrative that you just want to believe that
only you and your You're terminally online group believe no

(16:14):
one cares. No one of any significance cares.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Somebody's still trying to sell get that.

Speaker 5 (16:21):
I guess not. It really doesn't occur to you. No
one cares at all, real it. We're living on a
different plane in a different level. You're living on this
weird virtual online only existence of nonsense. That doesn't matter

(16:41):
that it doesn't in any way, it doesn't affect normal people.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
What it was than that? Here we go, dead air,
dead air, dead air.

Speaker 5 (16:59):
It's just you look at you. You're like, dude, this
is this is people people real.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
If anybody's terminally online, I think it's him. Yeah, he
spends what is he he's He's streaming like eight hours
a day, six days a week. That's like my idea
of hell, h Boby, like, you gotta have you gotta
have balance. Man, you can't be online that much and
for so little money, you know. And I love how
he's always like, hey, I'm so successful, right and look

(17:32):
at this. Look at what I found. Dark Side filled
DSP giveaway prize Deuce ex Human Revolution Augmented Edition. What
do they say about it? This legendary item was given
away by dark Side Phil includes everything except the game disk.
Thousand dollars and you don't even get the fucking disk.

(17:55):
What that's crazy? All right, let's go back to the
pig roach. I can't believe somebody's trying to get a
thousand dollars for that piece of shit.

Speaker 5 (18:05):
No back to that air dog cried did the two
dollars sugar jesting? This is the content I enjoy. Well,
you know, everyone enjoys different things, and more power to you,
you know everybody. Yeah, everyone has the right to like
or dislike what they what they like or don't. But

(18:25):
the thing that gets me is this the zaniness of
the narrative and stuff like you actually created that narrative.
That so for those people who don't know what's being read.
Lest year in twenty nineteen, I was not doing well
all right. In twenty nineteen, my content was struggling because
I was transitioning from content creator to it a full

(18:50):
time streamer. I've been streaming for two years. I still
really have. I felt like I hadn't really flee hit
my stride and wasn't very common car suck to the
vidual quality stock, which a lot of stuff was bad.
So I was struggling to make ends meet financially. Things
were falling apart, okay, and at that time I was

(19:11):
in a bad way when it came to things like
paying my federal taxes and stuff. I wasn't even like
raising enough to consistently pay it. I was barely making
ends meet. I had so much debt that I would
be raising funds on a stream and immediately that money
would go to pay a bill.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
You know, I don't think that that money went to
paying a bill. I think that money went to gin
and pulling. Hogan's absolutely yes. And you know, h bomb,
I don't know. My wife's an accountant, and I know
like a lot about accounting, you know, especially if you
have a small business, you get in trouble with back
with not paying taxes because you don't pay them, you

(19:50):
don't you have to set that money aside, and it's
not you shouldn't. You shouldn't be able to touch that money.
Like I don't know what my business. I put aside
thirty percent and it's never thirty percent, but I have
it just in case. And I don't know. My wife's
an account and she's adamant that I do that so
that we never reach the end of the year and

(20:12):
have a big problem like, oh, there's not enough money
in the I have a tax I have an income
tax holding account, and every month I take whatever money
I made, and then I transfer the tax money into
the holding account and just leave it there. This fucking
guy h bomb. He has a degree in finance. How

(20:35):
does he not know to do that and get in
so much tax trouble? It must have been a very
special finance school that he went to.

Speaker 5 (20:45):
And if I didn't pay the bill, I was in trouble.
So if I'm immediately just paying every bill as soon
as the money comes in, how do I have money
to pay things like my taxes?

Speaker 2 (20:52):
And shit?

Speaker 5 (20:53):
It was awful, all right, So particularly I do remember
in twenty nineteen, and not that I'm proud of this,
of course, badge. You know, things that I had to do, like, oh,
I'm doing a stream with a thousand dollars goal, and
if I hit the goal, I'm good off and I
could pay my taxes and everything's good. And if I don't,
I'm kind of hard up. I don't all it's gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
To need help.

Speaker 5 (21:14):
Kind of a deal. Terrible that that ever happened. Oh,
to never have an ever have have to do It's
something like that ever again in my life. What happened,
admittedly for sure. And at the same time that all
that was going down, all right, my parents contacted me
and said, we really want you to visit us because

(21:37):
we're getting older because we're starting to get a bunch
of health problems. We want to spend time with you.
You still can't and before things like fall apart, right
and and you know who knows, Like the way that
they were saying it was, it's not the end of
the world. But at the same time, we want to
have a nice time together with you and your your fiance.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
Yeah. How long has this parents been like having health
problems in near death?

Speaker 3 (22:03):
Like, oh, ever since I started about.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Five or ten years now, you know, right.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Yeah, I mean I've been hearing about that since I
started doing this.

Speaker 5 (22:12):
We still can't because we don't know if our health
turns or whatever. You know, we're getting to that age
and where they were getting known if you notified that
they were having some medical problems and things, and so
they really wanted me to go out there. Yeah, okay,
they paid for the entire trip right on, undred percent.
Everyone likes going out there to hang out with my

(22:33):
parents because that's what they want because you know, they're saying,
you know, it's an important trip to them, It's important
time to that, right. That's how I said everyone. I
was transparent in my content. Listen, I'm going on a
trip or we I'll be back after said trip there
my parents are one hundred percent paying for that trip.
Now everyone didn't know because I purposefully kept this a secret.

(22:56):
Is and I were actually really going out there to
get married. This actually wasn't originally part of the plant
we wanted to get married. When we were going to
get married, we didn't know what we were able to
report or anything, and after my parents.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Tactically, he can only write off one room in his
house unless he can prove that he uses more than one. Like,
I don't know. I write off my office as a
business expense, but it goes by a percentage of the
of the square footage of your house. You can't write
off the whole house. He probably does, though, because he's just.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
Scumback acted us about this and said we want to
do this trip. We all just started kind of brainstorming, like, well, yeah,
well wait a minute, I'm back to Connecticut. We maybe
just do something small time, but hey, at least we
could get married and we can spend some time.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
If you think about it. That tax scam was one
of his best scams though, right h bomb, because everybody
who's given him money he was constantly having like emergencies like, oh, guys,
I don't have you know, like that famous clip, I
have no money, so I need to get PayPal the
money today, So don't send super chats, send paypals, right.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Yeah, send paypals so he gets it right away, so you.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
Can get it right away. And then and then everybody
did that for him, but he didn't set aside any
money for taxes. And then he goes back to the
Dents and makes them give him all the money for
the taxes. Then he goes back to the Dents again
and says, well, now I owe more taxes because my
income went up, and I need you guys to help
me with that. Right. Oh, man, Joseph Patton is here

(24:32):
hearing the call of the goal. Yeah, let's get some
support for this stream. Friends, don't make me wage. Quit
covering dark side Phil random true secret suggestion is the
mortgage fraud title lock business a complete fraud? Maybe too
boring to cover? Well, I have I have a folder
full of weird new banking scams. Like people are stealing titles?

(24:57):
Is that what you mean? People are stealing titles of
people's homes. Somehow they're transferring the title of someone's home
into their holding company. I think that's what you mean.
And I do have a show that I was starting
on that because I just think it's interesting how somebody
could come along and steal the title to your house.
And there's some real horror stories about that. But thank

(25:19):
you for your support of the show, and we'll put
it in the suggestion box for sure. Thank you, Joseph
Patten eight eight sixty nine. With some big support, it's
two for the goal, eighteen to go. Let's go friends,
and I'll check in with the kick Chap. But it
looks like latest sub or gifted suf was yesterday. That

(25:40):
was go sit an Hammer. Thank you for your kindness,
generosity and support of the show.

Speaker 5 (25:47):
You know, with the with the family while we're there.
We could have kind of just a few days to
get it because we knew we couldn't afford a honeymoon
or whatever. We were already financials Connecticut together, do some
fun stuff to get There's stuff, there's an awesome zoo,
there's shopping, there's food.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
You know, yeah, that was one of the worst pie.

Speaker 5 (26:05):
Yeah, and then you know we can come back, you know,
get right back into the swing of things working and
try to get out of the financial situation I was in.
So that's what happened. We went, you know again, we went.
My parents paid for everything. It wasn't a super expensive
wedding because it was all done at my parents' house.
It was just to the piece and some very close

(26:26):
knit family members of friends and that was it. And
uh we went had a big dinner, which I told
you about. I told everyone about this the moment that
I came back. You know, it was a big thing.
You're telling everyone what really happened on the trip?

Speaker 2 (26:38):
What really happened? Yeah, I bet you on his his
wedding night, his his wife went to bed by herself,
and he pulled Hogans all night with that tax money.
That's what I think.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
That's That's exactly what I was going to say.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Somebody should find the dates and prove that he pulled
Hogan's on his wedding night, right, I think, yeah, they
probably did the TJ game Box GUYFJ game Box.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
Yeah, signing log. I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Yeah, he signed on his wedding night instead of sucking
his wife, his new wife while she was still fuckable,
like in Finn you know, like he was like, oh no,
I'm gonna I'm gonna look at sweaty pictures of half
naked men tonight on WWE game. Yeah, Starlight Warrior with
one for the goal, who's a big show supporter, says, Hey, Steven,

(27:30):
this guy needs a wake up call to life. When
World War three happens. He's just gonna lay down and
give up one immature baby. Well, I can't say I
disagree with you, but thanks for hearing the call of
the goal. We're gonna make it rain up in here.
Starlight Warrior, thank you. Yes. On his wedding night, he

(27:52):
played WWE Champions and.

Speaker 5 (27:56):
So all that happens, right, and then immediately the trolls,
of course, oh well you see.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
You know, I'm such an asshole h bomb on my wedding.
And we had a very inexpensive wedding, right, I uh,
we just had catered food brought to my mother in
law's house for everybody, and a little wedding taple, and
then we went back there and everybody felt I felt
like everybody was eating so slow, and I wanted to
get to the after wedding festivities, you know, So I

(28:25):
was like, can you guys eat faster, because we gotta
go home, like we got to go home, like there's
a special white lingerie and stuff waiting for me here,
like hurry up and eat. You know you couldn't. You
couldn't have paid me to play a video game on
my wedding night. It's so stupid. Neither a loser.

Speaker 5 (28:47):
Those fundraisers you did. You just did that to pay
for the trip. No, I didn't. I literally wouldn't have
went on the trip himself for my parents paying for it.
And in fact, I even had had revealed this too. Yeah,
his wife to pay for information. I probably never realed it.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
He talks about it than this.

Speaker 5 (29:06):
You know, Mom and I had this very serious conversation
about my financial problems and things that were going on
at that time. Keep in mind all this is resolved
nowt But basically, she wanted to send us on the honeymoon.
She wanted to pay for us to go on a honeymoon.
And I said, Mom, what's the point.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
By the way, this guy says how successful he is,
h bomb, he has never taken his wife on the honeymoon,
and hasn't he been married for like five years? Now? Yeah?
I think I think it was twenty nineteen. So if
we just take a lower estimate and say he's made
one hundred thousand dollars a year for the past five years,

(29:46):
which I don't know a lot of people say he
makes one fifty a year or more like people track
his money. So anyway, that would mean that he's blown
through a half a million dollars, hasn't paid off his
condo with that mon, and hasn't gone on a honeymoon
with his wife yet in five years and a half
a million dollars later. Right, that's absolutely ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
What if you have the show for half a million?

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Yeah, that's crazy. You'd think the bankruptcy for closure, in
addition to all the other close calls, would have been
the wake up call. You would think, Right, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (30:22):
The wife and I going on a honeymoon. We come
home and we can't pay our taxes, and then we
lose our house. Right, your mom wants a baby. We
got to put it towards the thing that's important.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
I'd I'd like to give you some money so you
could go fuck your wife all week. Now, Mom, we
can't have that. Just give me the cash. Just give
me the cash, Mom, forget fucking my wife all week
In a in a nice location, right, And it's really
that Keno boys offered to give him a free honeymoon. Yeah,
they were going to pay for him first clay flight

(31:00):
from Washington to Florida and put him up in a
five star hotel on the beach in Florida. And PPP
even said they wanted to give them some time alone,
so they were gonna give him like three four days
by himself with his wife, and then just meet up
with him three four days after he arrived at the

(31:21):
Hogan Bar or whatever. He said, No, yeah, because that
would have been gay. That would have been gay. You
had to meet up with Ashton at the Hogan Bar. Yeah,
he said they wanted to butt bang them or something. Yeah.
I really don't think anybody wants to butt bang you. Dude.
You're safe, relax.

Speaker 5 (31:39):
I mean, so it wouldn't offer a trip we can't accept.
If you're gonna offer us some monkeys, we could put
it towards to the most important things like keeping our
house and paying our taxes, then I'll accept. And that
was a discussion we had, and she was basically very upset.
She want us to go on a honeymoon, and I'm like,
what do you want me to do? That's not the
life I'm in right now. You know, you know that

(32:00):
you're not getting payment from me. But then I went
on a trip, you know. Yeah, there's a bunch of
clips of it how it works?

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Have you heard all those? Can we can you compile
together the clips of every time he calls his wife
his mom, because there's like ten of them.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
Yeah, that's something that I have been working on.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
Well, send it to me when you get it. For
those unaware. DSP calls his wife his mom all the time.
He's like, my mom made chicken catch I mean my wife?
I mean my wife. He does it all the time.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
The latest thought I had is like, since we haven't
seen his wife in so long now, what if his
mom is actually the one who's living there now and
that's why he keeps getting it confused.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Maybe he was like, Mom, I can't cook and clean
and take care of the house. Can he come out
here and help me out? I could see that happening.
We're talking about a woman that combed his hair until
he was out of high.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
School right about seventeen teen.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Yeah. I can't believe that he even admitted that on
a public live stream. Like my mom couldn't my hair
until I was in high school.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
Yeah, there's just some things that you do.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Things you don't share. Yeah, you don't share that.

Speaker 5 (33:15):
So my mom ended up giving me some money. I
use it to combine with the money that I had
raised on the streams. With the money my mom had
given me, I paid the TAXI was good and you
all know and all of that.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Now, time share the uies or the U I s says,
here's five. Hopefully h bomb will let it count towards
that timeshare he sold me. I don't. I don't know
anything about that. You got your own grift going there,
h bomb, you got a timeshare scam going. I haven't

(33:50):
let you in on it yet. Cash the U I s.
And if you're ever in Las Vegas, don't ever go
to one of those timeshare things for free tickets. It's
not worth it. Me and my wife got sucked into one.
And dude, they're good. They they had a stand up
comedian for fifteen minutes in the beginning, you know, getting

(34:14):
a good mood, and they really twist your arms, man, right,
they really twist your arm. He's like my fat wife
had to work. Can you all please make this goal
so we could buy taco bell, go feed the cow.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
Don't know it in a much much much better position.
You know, never going to go back to that that
situation ever again. But you know, learn my lessons of
stupid mistakes that I made.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Yeah, right, and he needs money him or something.

Speaker 5 (34:44):
The narrative has been, oh game, his yours. He did
all these fundraisers for for say, to put his taxies,
but then he went to Connecticut. He spent all the
money on a trip to Connecticut to get married. Did
happen at all? I literally didn't spend a dollar of
my own money while in Connecticut. Zero zero dollars were spent,

(35:05):
were spent on the taxes, and then he was also
spent on the taxes. They paid them all off, so
that I was good. I was even so I again,
would they they made that up? All the evidence is
that you've lied about other things. That's not evidence of this.
That's like saying, so someone once did something bad. That's

(35:25):
just evidence that they've always always did things bad. It forever.
You can just infinitely accuse them of anything you want
forever because you think that they did They didn't think
something bad once. No, that's not how life works. Fantasy
nowhere doesn't work like that, only in your broken, twisted,
terminally online fantasy world of circle jerking Detractorism does that. Actually, like,

(35:51):
normal people don't think like you because normal people aren't stunted.
They didn't grow up online. They actually did things in
real life. If they had, they needed intelligence to do them.
You know, it's a problem with this generation, the generation
of the stunting, it really is pretty sad. This is

(36:11):
the world we're growing up in when around me is
like like half retarding. They can't even do basic shit.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
Mm hmm, dead air, dead Air, dead Air, den Air,
den Air, You're not normal, Phil shout out to detractorism, yes, and.

Speaker 5 (36:31):
There he goes, and people bring up the ten year plan, right,
so the tenure plan. This is great. It's just it's
amazing lore that these people have fabricated. The tenure plan.
Is lore that that that people have have brought up
time to time again from this visit that I had
to Connecticut. During the visit when I was talking with
my mother about we can't go on a honeymoon.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Yeah, it wasn't He's supposed to like get a job
within a few years. That was that was the deal, Like,
we'll help you with these taxes, but you've got to
get a real job and stop playing video games.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
Yes, ten year plan was him slowly working himself out
of streaming getting back into the actual workforce.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Well, that never happened, but then changed everything.

Speaker 5 (37:14):
Oh okay, and then if you're really in this financial
distress and all this is going on, you have to
find a way to get yourself out of it. You
can't just be stuck in it forever. It's years plan,
and what it could be is within ten years, I'm
systematically taking steps to get myself out of the realm
of online content creation and transition myself into some kind

(37:34):
of an offline job or career so that I'm not
beholding the people on the internet anymore. I don't have
to worry about Oh no, you know, trolls are saying
something or doing something and it affects my livelihood. Okay,
that's what it was supposed to be. I was working
on that. I was actually taking a look at different

(37:54):
things job so I could possibly take on. And then
COVID happened, and COVID changed the entire world. Covid one
million percent changed everything.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
It was only a year and years max.

Speaker 5 (38:10):
All the jobs dried up, careers and things from the
United States House that would have been a value just
around here. What happened with places like Boeing, you know
a place where it is what it sounds like, owing
mass layoff, lost contracts, everything fell apart. You know the
way you do retail. Retail is awful. Now, retail is

(38:32):
a joke. Retail They don't even educate anyone who even
works at the store, including the management that you know.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
It's listen to, will make excuses h bomb for why
he can't get a job, you know, and and h bomb.
Don't you have like a family member or friend or
somebody you know that's always making excuses for why they're
broke and can't get a job. That's what this sounds
like to me. You know, I got I got a
cousin that's always like, well, the job market is terrible

(38:58):
right now? Well, yeah, you know there's an EBB and
flow to job market. That doesn't mean you just stay
out of a job until the job market improves.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
For three years, you know, yeah. I mean for me
it's an uncle. Well, I told you about my brother when.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
My sister we're gonna do Wings of Redemption tonight. We
can come back to review tech. I don't know. I'm
very un interested in review tech. He seems more boring
than Phil, Like right.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
I mean, yeah, it's if you texts a little rough.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
He's like, he's like t move dark side Phil or.

Speaker 5 (39:38):
Like yeah, the unprofessional. Everyone's just completely disposable. Everyone's mistreated,
not even consistent hours, can't get health care. It's just
a joke.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
Well does he have health care? Now? Health care?

Speaker 5 (39:55):
From I look at the situation, I was like, I
don't even think it's feasible. I actually think it's a
the thing. I didn't jump out of content creation and
go to an offline job because I probably would have
lost my job. Yeah, and I would have.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
Been that's a good point I was. I was a
person that hired people at a Fortune five hundred company
and the company was massively expanding, so I had to
do hundreds of job interviews and background checks, and if
somebody had a bankruptcy, I put him in the ship pile. No,
we don't want somebody working, especially because the jobs I

(40:27):
was hiring for were in finance and accounting. You don't
hire somebody that has financial problems to work in an
accounting role. Right, So if any if anybody, if he
does try to get a job, they're going to see
the bankruptcy. And you know, even if you google Phil
Burnell you find dark Side Phil, They're going to see
that he's been like a low coal beggar on the

(40:49):
internet for years, and not hire him. He can't get
a job. He's fucked.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
He's blackbolt everywhere.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
He's totally fucked. You've got to get some mo on
this channel. Well, uh, that really has to do with YouTube,
not me.

Speaker 5 (41:04):
So I would have been out of the content creation loop.
People wouldn't have cared about my content anymore because I
would have quit. You know, I would have actually shot
myself in the foot. And then on top of that,
like I said, I went through a bankruptcy. I got
myself situation better now. So the point of the tenure
plan was, well, if I'm stuck financially and the content

(41:26):
creation is not working and I'm really screwed, get myself
out of it.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
Simulator time.

Speaker 5 (41:37):
In five years. I completely got out of the situation
ten years to get out of But the bonuses, I'm
still doing what I love. I'm actually more successful at
it now than I ever was, and I'm actually happy.
Actually wasn't even part of the plan. Now I'm actually
way less. I'm actually getting fit, I'm having a great

(42:00):
relationship with my wife. Like everything is good. Yeah, so
you see ten plan. I already beat the ten year plan.
I cut five years off of it, and I'm good.
I'm on the right path. Everything's going well. So what's
your point about a ten year plant?

Speaker 2 (42:14):
Is that, wait, everything's going so well that he cut
five years off of his plan. Shouldn't that mean that
he'd get a real job, like right now, h bomb,
like right about now? To me, that would be yes, yeah, yeah,
he's never getting a real job.

Speaker 5 (42:31):
Bro athlete, you live terminally online. You shtrigle, drink each
other in your community to think, oh, she Phil had
a ten year plan. He failed. No, I exceeded it.
I should beat it. I beat the plant in five years.
Actually quit.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
He's still begging on the internet. His mom wanted him
to get off begging on the internet and get a
real job.

Speaker 6 (42:56):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
Karazy Q says that's the number one reason I hate
pig roach. He launders taxpayer money with his dent paycheck
and defrauds the taxpayers, plus his his bankruptcy. Whether we
like it or not, we have to pay. Yeah, somebody's
got to pay that money back.

Speaker 5 (43:12):
Yeah, I'd be making way less than I make right now.
I'd probably be miserable. I'd be stressed out to my limit,
barely making ends me. Instead, in five years, I'm much
better off.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
So So here he is Hbomb admitting that he can't
make it in the real world. That's what he just admitted.
He can't. He cannot make it in the real world. Like,
I don't know, Hbomb. I've had some shitty jobs, right,
but I survive. You gotta survive, you know, you gotta
do whatever you gotta do. I took a job digging

(43:43):
ditches all day once because that's the only job I
could get. Yeah. Wow, And it was rain or shine, thunderstorms.
I thought I was going home. They're like, no, man,
put on some rain gear dig that dish. I was like,
what the fuck is there's a thunderstorm, and I mean,
here with his shovel, I'm gonna get a electrocute now, man,
we got to dig this ditch. It's got to be
done today.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
You know, whatever it takes to get the job done.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
Mentality. Yeah, that's the only thing you can expect from
Phil failure. Yes, yeah, that's basically it.

Speaker 5 (44:17):
What was your point again? No one ever has a
point because now that I just said that, now they'll
move on to another thing. Well, let's talk about something
else instead. Well wait a minute. We just talked about
your narrative about me spending tax money on a trip.
That's completely.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
Of it, Phil guarantee completely.

Speaker 5 (44:37):
So what's next situation? Because it's how they live.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Like if his moron followers can't buy their food with
food stamps, that means they're going to have to spend
their other check money on food and they're going to
have less money to give to Phil. That's a very
good point this snap. Does anybody know when is that
supposed to end? And I love how people we're threatening
like we're gonna just rob the stores, and I'm like,

(45:03):
and that's different, because what what's changed? Nothing changed? You're
always robbing the stores. You know, they're like, if we
don't get our food stamps, we're gonna rob the stores. Okay,
you're already robbing the stores right right? He is. He
is too lazy.

Speaker 5 (45:22):
Literally how they live.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
You know, he's a welfare recipient by proxy effective November first,
no snap benefits, says our lean.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
Yeah, I thought it was November.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
He couldn't make it in the real world. No, there's
there's no way.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
I mean, he already doesn't.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
He doesn't leave his house.

Speaker 5 (45:49):
Well, look as you made a good point in chat too,
he says. So it's easy. These people, they bring it up, right,
they don't want to bring this nonsense up, and they
do so, then all of a sudden, he gets addressed.
They get completely destroyed, like always. So then they either
say it's boring, why is he bringing this up again
because you did, or they just move on to the
next topic. You're right, they're just they're eternal losers. The

(46:10):
only reason that people act like this is because they
have no life. They literally are entired.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
This guy is saying people have no life. What happened?
Oh id reads for a sector there he him saying
that people have no life. This guy he goes to
the grocery store. That's his day off, big deal thing. Yeah,
otherwise he never leaves his house, right, No, and he

(46:40):
told Triple P that it takes him five hours to
go grocery shopping. Like, what the fuck are you buying
that it takes five hours to go grocery shopping. That's
a lot of snack pizzas.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
I guess I heard it takes ninety minutes just to
write the list for the store.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Oh man, oh, let's finish this clip.

Speaker 5 (47:00):
This is right now online trolling someone. They have nothing
for themselves at all, no positivity, nothing to show for anything.
So all they do is they crap on others. Yeah,
angry and jealous said everything around them in the world,
so they have to lash out at those things to
try to make themselves feel better, bring down everyone else

(47:21):
because you're not happy that Look. Listen, I've been there,
told you guys in the two thousands that was me.
I've admitted it.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
But we're supposed to be jealous, Yeah, jealous of his success.

Speaker 5 (47:34):
Yes, I hate in my life. I thought that everything
was going the wrong direction. I thought that I wasted
all the time that I'd spent in school, first of all,
which was a lot of my youth classes that were
clearly worthless. It got me nothing.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
And I don't know. I hate delivery things though, Sam Corbyn,
because does any other man in the audience feel like
they are their wives? Amazon Shipping receiving clerk, because I
did every day, you know, like I go to get
my I go to get my kids off the bus,
and then I come back and there's like sixteen little

(48:07):
packages on the front step, and I'm like, what the
fuck is all this? And then I find out that
my wife is ordering things like mascara, you know, like
you know, shampoo. I'm like, you know they have stores
for that, why are you ordered? Oh, it's just easier.
Then I don't have to go anywhere. Like Amazon is

(48:28):
perfect for lazy Americans, right right? Do you have a
lot of path do you? Does your wife order a
lot of shit on Amazon?

Speaker 3 (48:36):
No, it's actually me, but it's only stuff that I need,
like for the computer setup or whatever.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Well I'm guilty of that sometimes, Like I just order
headphones constantly because I step on them or break them,
and I have this I have this pathological fear that
I'm going to be setting up to do a stream
and I won't be able to find a working, good
pair of headphones. So I'm always ordering things like headphones.
And I don't know, but to order things like one

(49:08):
tube of mascara, this is wasteful to me, or like,
you know, one thing of eyeshadow, one bottle of shampoo.
Like I can understand people who boke order things Like
I got a friend and I was over his house
and he got the hugest box of Ramen noodles I've
ever seen in my life. It was like half the
size of a refrigerator, this huge box, and I'm like,

(49:31):
what the fuck is thisening is? I order it in
bulk and I just throw out my garage and then
I order another big box when I need it again,
I'm like, holy shit, that's a lot of Ramen noodles.
You prepared for the apocalypse.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
That looks like five bucks or.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
I don't know, Yeah, I don't know. But anyway, I
feel like I'm my wife's Amazon shipping receiving clerk because
I got a you know.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
I mean, I'm a big Walmart delivery person too. We
always do Walmart delivery.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
Well, I guess yah. Started That's one thing I don't
miss about the city. You ever you ever go to
a Walmart inside a major city, especially in the inner city,
Holy shit, man, you don't know what you're missing. Those
those videos that are like the people of Walmart, those
are all made in the inner city. Walmarts, I guarantee it.

Speaker 5 (50:19):
But nowhere. I put myself into a bunch of debt
going to college, which I thought was a complete scam
and wasted my time. The jobs I had I hated.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
Yea.

Speaker 5 (50:30):
The only thing I really had to be was competitive
street fighter, which is that why I was getting burned
out on didn't like you know, like a lot of
things are just going the wrong way. So I became
an online troll. I started trolling people in the street
fighter community and acting like a jerk, and I one
percent now, as an intelligent, mature adult, regret that time.
One I publicly apologized for it, I privately apologized, then

(50:56):
I accepted my apology.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
Is amazing that they did generate them bunch of.

Speaker 5 (51:03):
On from that life, and I'm now a happy, positive,
constructive person. I don't need to dwell on the past
because I'm past it. The problem is a lot of
people out there who are these online troll communities. They're
in that level, They're in their twenties, They're angry at life,
They're upset. Why can't I afford a house? Why is
my job suck? Why are these people online get all
this stuff? I don't like them so I'm gonna crap

(51:24):
on them all day, right.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
That's yeah, everybody's so jealous of dark Side Phil. And
you know when he like is so proud that he's
a homeowner, Like, dude, he owns a condo which is
like a row house, you know, like he's sharing walls
with he doesn't even have his own fucking four walls. No,

(51:48):
to me, it's that's that's like branding an apartment. That's
you don't even have your own building, dude. You know,
like I don't know. And it's not like he can
do what he wants to it or anything like that. No,
because he's got some kind of crazy h o A right,
like he can't do what he wants to do in
his own house. Yeah, Steve doesn't like fatism being used

(52:15):
like that. I understand he has a kid with it.
I'm on the spectrum, but I don't mind. I don't
mind people making fun of those kind of things as
long as you're not directly making fun of my disabled child.
And I use the R word too much Once in
a while, somebody calls me on that, like don't you
have a special needs child to use that our word that?
You know, sometimes that that's all. You can't really express

(52:40):
what someone is without using that our word. You know
that bet his parents paid for his college. He went
into debt buying gin. Yeah, I'm sure that his parents
paid for his college.

Speaker 5 (52:52):
Through life, I wish those.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Years really good investment.

Speaker 5 (52:55):
That was myself.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
I got finance degree. And you know what he uses
you know him, you know what he uses his finance
degree for. He he live calculates like currency conversions and
he has toogle it exactly how much money he's he's
taken in from the dents, right, he has to google it.

(53:22):
Every once in a while. I generally don't, but every
once in a while I do. Like one time somebody
sent me like eight hundred s e K and I
was like, I don't even know what that is. I
got to look it up, you know.

Speaker 5 (53:35):
Yeah, things rather than me just sitting and being angry
at people on the internet all day because they were
doing better than me. Stupid.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
That's stupid. Yeah, everybody else is stupid. And by the way,
I'm checking in with the goal. We've got four of twenty.
Let's get to halfway because like dark Side Phil says
after that, it's easy. Yeah, that airtime.

Speaker 5 (54:04):
Okay, let's see here, I'm not reading it.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
Yeah, and and the F word used the F word.
We didn't mean that somebody. We didn't mean it as
a slur against homosexuals. You know, that's not really what
it meant. You know. It was basically like somebody was
effeminate or not masculine enough. That's what it meant to
me and my friends growing up, Like, don't be an

(54:32):
f you know, you know it's a super chat.

Speaker 5 (54:34):
I can't even like send that back if I wanted to. Thanks.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
See here, Yes, let's get some FBI Kensington drug bust
money support. That's right. See, here's the thing.

Speaker 5 (54:50):
Someone to to box. He says, you reached the back
of my day and kids these days part of aging.
I remember Howard strong Way like his parents, I remember
used to make fun of the older generations for being
out of touch. I think everyone has that moment, or
everyone should have that moment when you look back at
your past and you realize how immature you were and
how stupid you were, and ti you were like a

(55:11):
knee jerk reaction emotional. And now that you get older,
you mellow out and you get more mature, you get
more wise and you realize there's better ways to handle
things and you don't always have to be a jerk.
I think everyone has that moment, and to some extent,
I'm gonna agree with you here. I think when Howard's
stern matured and became more like his parents, he got boring.

(55:33):
Is when you don't care about him anymore. It's like, dude,
you sound just like your parents, and that was who
you always said was bad. Well, listen, number one, I'm
gonna tell you right now, I don't sound like my parents.
I don't, I really, and you know the way that
we this, I don't sound like my parents, but I

(55:53):
definitely agree. Like young Phil was this kind of like
raging constantly, always upset about something, life is unfair, you know,
kind of a mentality. And now it's more like, you know,
I have I've gotten older and and I feel like
I've got I don't want to do the kind of
content I used to.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
Like.

Speaker 5 (56:10):
That's the other thing. Well, Phil, if you said sexual
commentary and made racial jokes and did all this stuff,
you'd be more entertaining. Yeah, it'd also be an asshole.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
Immature, as if he could be any more of an
asshole than he already is right.

Speaker 5 (56:27):
Loud mouth, over the top asshole, which I don't want
to be. At one point in my life, that's what
I was striving to do because that's why I thought
people were put it on YouTube years and there's enough
tenure there and there's enough experience there. People don't need
to hear me be like that to be relevant. No,
I don't have to be a lot of people have

(56:50):
to be blathering anything but streaming at everything to be relevant.
If I don't chill, I want to be chilled. There
are times to get up.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
I will not fault any streamer for wearing pajama pants
because I've done that and my wife fucking hates it.
She's like, are you gonna put on pants today? And
I'm like, why, I'm not going anywhere I don't have to, right,
And I freeball it with the pajama pants, So there
you go. She's talk about too much information, right.

Speaker 5 (57:21):
But get full of energy and stuff, you know what.
I'm saying that all the timeolating over exaggerating attention, you know,
And that's that's something nothing I've earned seventeen years of
my life that I put into content creation that I
don't have to be an asshole anymore. You know, yes,

(57:42):
Steve's already lod was your worst year career. I mean,
it all depends on what you mean are you are
you talking about are you talking psychological?

Speaker 2 (57:54):
You know, Phil could do so many different things.

Speaker 5 (57:56):
That happened in seventeen years that, yeah, you could argue
that suck. You know when I've moved across the country
and all of a sudden it seemed by public we
could pletely flip. That was the height of this is
how you don't play like everyone attitude about everyone likes. Now,
all of a sudden, he's like the whipping boy, the

(58:18):
villain of the Internet. Everyone laughing point.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
You know, yes, the whipping boy of the Internet. Master
Betty with two dollars says there's nothing till about d
sp at all toxic guy. I agree, Cash Betty for
hearing the call of the goal. Will we hit tonight's goal?
We're at We're stuck four of twenty and the goal
lens in one hour and two minutes. So so much

(58:43):
for the goal streaks that we've been on. But we
appreciate any and all support, rebread, all the super chats.
So let's go. Let's get some support for the Phil
streams or I'm gonna wage quit on Phil streams. Fuck Phil.
He's getting boring, right, it was more fun before then.

Speaker 5 (59:02):
There was the whole you know, at Apocalypse slash year
where my personal life fell apart, my my business fell apart.
That was terrible, right. There was the whole uh you know,
the whole bankruptcy stress and ship that I went through
when I was going through all times of crazy stuff
at the same time, identity stuff was going on while

(59:22):
I was trying to go through a bankruptcy, and it
was all fucked, you know, all kinds of stuff. The
thing is, I don't want to dwell on things that
were bad. I want to dwe up. My hair is
so bad today. I want to dwe on things that
are good, things that are good in my life, and
dwell on the things that went wrong. Yeah, you know,
especially thankfully for me and I don't relive the same

(59:44):
problems over and over. No, that's a good thing.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
He doesn't relive the same problems over and over. He
talks about, uh, the Keno work every week. Every week
he complains about that, right.

Speaker 3 (59:58):
That's because it hurts him so bad.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
It does Starlight he thought he had friends. Starlight Warrior
with six ninety nine says, this guy needs a psychiatrist. Well,
thank you for hearing the call of the goal and
thank you for being a member. Big support from Starlight Warrior.
Praise cash friends. All right, and uh, we're going to

(01:00:23):
go to the next clip here. Let's do the Wings
of Redemption because what did you think of this Wings
of Redemption thing? It was a pretty big snooze fest.
But that's what I thought. I did. What welcome to
the one part where Wings asked him a couple of questions.

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
Pretty good sleeping moment.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
Yeah. I liked when he was asking him about the
w w A stuff, right, that's yeah, that's yeah. The
w w A stuff was was really good. All Right,
we're going to get into that clip next here, hold
on here, let's get that going. Oops, there we go. Yeah,

(01:01:07):
so he's wreck conning the whole WWE Champions thing now too,
right like it used to be. First it was I
never played the game. Then it was okay, I did
play the game, but I didn't spend as much money
as everybody says or whatever. But you can look at
his you know, like that TJ game box like tracks,

(01:01:28):
how much he spends on it.

Speaker 5 (01:01:29):
Told everyone you would be here till roughly two pm. Okay,
we got about.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
Troy Starlight Warrior. Let's get some.

Speaker 5 (01:01:36):
More time here.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
Let's go friends.

Speaker 5 (01:01:38):
Thank you've been great. I think this has been a
great appearance. You know, I've I glanced at the chat.
Most people who are positive really liking this. For the record,
a lot of people are trolls. I don't give a shit.
I've been ignoring the meat time. But before we even
think about a journey, so let me ask you, has
been a long time hbom.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
Do you think that Phil is a big fan of
wife beaters? Seems like he has a lot of wife
beating guests. Ralph right, and now he has wings. These
are two known wife beaters, right, we're purported wife beaters

(01:02:16):
a legend wife beat No, and I think in Nathan
Ralf's case, he.

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
Believe I believe there's a clip out there. I forget
who did it, but were he uh pretty much condoned
domestic violence.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
Phil condones domestic violence. Great. Yeah, Well, sometimes you gotta
smack a bitch up, you know, like that Prodigy song
Smack my Bitch Up, right?

Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
I know the song, Yes, But I don't agree with that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
No, obviously me and yeah, my wife is from the
mean streets of Kensington in Philadelphia. Do you ever hear
about the women in Kensington? H bomb? I have not known.
There's a saying in Philadelphia, Kensington where the men are
men and so are the women. Dude, they fight like men.
They Kensington, the girls will fight like men. They square

(01:03:04):
up and they beat the ship out of each other.
There's nothing better. If you want to see women fight,
then go to Kensington. They beat the ship out of
each other. And they're very uh like uh jealous and territorial,
like why are you looking at my man? And they'll
go slap a bitch like I'm not kidding them. Kensington
bitches are rough.

Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
Bro So, then how many fights has your wife been.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
In a bunch? But you know, uh, I at least
twice she's hit She's hit a girl in my presence
at least twice. But that was when we were very
very young. You know. Once she's she like calmed down.
She went to college and got very educated. But when
she gets angry, the Kenso girl comes down. It's still

(01:03:48):
in there. It's like the incredible Hulk. You can't you
can't hold it off forever, dude, right right, Charley troll
Troll with one for the goal. Come on, guys, can't
let Stephen not make the goal during a pig roast
and h bomb love your stuff? Well, thank you big
show support from Troy troll Troll, who's a big time
show supporter and channel member. Thank you all right now,

(01:04:13):
wings is gonna start growing him about w W Champions.

Speaker 5 (01:04:16):
I'm coming. I know for a fact that you've talked
about me over the years. You probably know of me
and my content. You've watched some of it. Do you
have anything you've ever wanted to ask me? Honestly upfront,
it could be anything. I don't care if it's a
troll thing. I don't give a fuck. You have anything
you ask right now?

Speaker 7 (01:04:36):
W W Champions, I did.

Speaker 5 (01:04:39):
I played it last year. I made whole bunch videos
on it, and I spent money on it too.

Speaker 6 (01:04:42):
Yeah, let me say it, because like, like if you
put your name into like Google, you know how the
Google had like this AI thing. Mmm, Like that's the
first thing that pops up about you, champions. But it's like,
is it real? Did you really spend like a sports car?
Both the money own this game.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
Well, he has to think about it.

Speaker 5 (01:05:03):
Give you a full background. The game came out in
twenty seven.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
I don't understand why this question recorded.

Speaker 5 (01:05:08):
So it's like eight yeah, eight and a half years,
yes or no question? Since the game came out.

Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
WI is fake.

Speaker 6 (01:05:18):
I think numbers, numbers can't be real, just like the
people were like basing it off, like your your bank
account leaks.

Speaker 7 (01:05:25):
And everything else goes like pile will spent like.

Speaker 6 (01:05:27):
One hundred thousand dollars off this game in the last.

Speaker 5 (01:05:33):
I don't, I really.

Speaker 2 (01:05:34):
Don't never tell it allnutes.

Speaker 5 (01:05:36):
But the numbers that people are always you know.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
What's funny, it's true thinking Fox says, Phil interviews Wings
but makes it all about himself. What a loser he did,
Yeah he did. Entails of the Sonic Voyage with one
for the goal says, I may be broke, bitch, but
I know calls when I see one. Lunch meat sandwich
works for me. Hi, thank you longtime show supporter. Tails

(01:06:06):
of the.

Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
Cash, and I do got to give a shout out
the trolley troll troll as well. He's also a channel
member of mine along with.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
Are you sucking my channel members away? H bomp, don't.
It's it's not.

Speaker 5 (01:06:22):
But I'm sorry, erroneous, because here's why the way mobile
games work. There's two ways to buy in a mobile game.
You can either buy directly through the mobile game and
that's expensive as fuck, or they all have ways to
buy by they get the money directly and then the
Apple Store or a fucking Google store don't get a cup.

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
Okay, So right here, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
Yeah, So now right here, he's talking about how he
gets discounts on w W E Champions, but we're looking
at his spending from the bank leaves like directly. So
what he's saying here doesn't even make sense to me.

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
No, because all those micro transactions to you know, the
Apple Store or whatever, those were direct to w W Champions, right,
So using like a third party app to get some
kind of coupons or whatever, right right, Arlene says, h
Bomb's channel is great. Why guys gass him up like this?

(01:07:28):
Right now? It is great. It's my favorite clip.

Speaker 5 (01:07:32):
The money in the game.

Speaker 6 (01:07:34):
So you put so you perfected the art of getting
to the slot machine, like instead of in the slot
machines fee, You're like, I'm gonna pay the slot machine
repair guy's fee.

Speaker 5 (01:07:42):
Yet, why on earth would you buy full price? Ever,
you don't, and it depending on where you go.

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
This is a good point. Pick Monster says when Wing
said he saved and invested the locale money, I was
as surprised as Phil was. Well, not everybody's done with
their money like dark Side Phil, you know. And also
you have to realize as a content creator that there's
peaks and valleys. You know. When I was going on
Kino all the time, I got a huge bump in
everything in subscribers and views, in money, and I knew

(01:08:14):
that was temporary. So I put all that money aside,
you know, because I was like, I have to do
something good and long lasting with this extra money. I
was going to buy a four wheel drive truck, but
I ended up buying a forest instead. But you know,
I couldn't do both. And I'll get the four wheel
drive truck eventually, But that all that bump money that

(01:08:38):
I got went to something that I will enjoy and
my family will enjoy for years to come. And by
the way, h Bomb's going to come and be my
slave labor, I mean helper. Yeah. Well, good for good
for Wings for being smart and figuring out that you
got to hold on to that money and you don't
just spend it because you have it. Starlight Warrior with

(01:08:59):
one for the goal, Well here you go, bro, after
three decades in one job, finally retiring, seeing this clam
bag on others for money is disgusting. What a total loser.
I can't say I disagree with you, Starlight Warrior, but
thank you for the support and let's get some more friends.
Thank you. All Right, we're at eight of twenty for

(01:09:25):
the goal, almost halfway there. Like Dark Side film, man,
it gets easier after you get halfway there. It's all downhill,
right age.

Speaker 3 (01:09:35):
I got to get that momentum.

Speaker 5 (01:09:36):
Yeah, now you get free shit and stuff, you know
what I'm saying. So, so they based all their calculations
on if I was a complete fucking idiot and I
opened my wallet and tossed money at the game. I
spent one hundred brand. No, I didn't spend one hundred brand.
That's a moron that does that. It was more than that,
was like three hundred thousand paid on.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
That you have.

Speaker 5 (01:10:02):
Character in the game. You already beat the event.

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
You have.

Speaker 6 (01:10:08):
Hundred grand, but like like people are going to take
that even if you got fifty percent off and it's
still fifty dollars at one hundred grand, that's a that's
a Chevrolet Tahoe.

Speaker 7 (01:10:17):
You're right, Like, you're.

Speaker 5 (01:10:19):
Right, I mean you're out, You're right. And I think
at least something.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
At least fifty I would say, I would say that, Yeah, like.

Speaker 5 (01:10:28):
To spend money out right.

Speaker 7 (01:10:29):
I just a hard question, Phil, here's hard one.

Speaker 6 (01:10:31):
Was going on in your life at the time that
made you go to w B Champions to get to
that point where it's like you had to do this,
Like what what was the appeal of it? Like did
you like did you like being board? Did you like
just being good at the game? Was it something you
did while you were like inebriated? What put what head.

Speaker 7 (01:10:51):
Space are you? And when you're doing when you're buying
like two hundred dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:10:53):
With us this stuff It depends like for example, at first,
when ever you start playing something new and there's the feeling,
the endorphin run and now it's it's not like I
want to earn in these games. It's literally spent to win.

(01:11:15):
Everyone knows that about mobles games. It's spent to win.
So you spend, you immediately get to win.

Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
You immediately get that.

Speaker 5 (01:11:25):
And stuff like that. For me, mobile games have literally
never been more than.

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
Just I don't know that there's a very predatory there's
a lot of those mobile games are very predatory, right,
hbim Like they're designed to make you. It's like play
to win, pay to win, right.

Speaker 3 (01:11:43):
I mean I was guilty of playing a few not
champions or anything like that, but I was just like, wow,
this is really addictive, and I got out of it,
like really early, where I didn't spend a bunch of
money on it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
Yeah, I feel like, I don't know, I'm not susceptible
to things like gambling is not a problem for me
because you know, like my wife and I would go
to Vegas and she would spend some money on the
slot machines, but she'd always win, so I felt like
it wasn't really a problem, you know, like I didn't
have a problem doing that. She would take a hundred

(01:12:19):
bucks to the slots and she would win one thousand dollars,
So I was like, you keep going, yeah, but me,
she handed me one hundred dollars I put in my
pocket and I wait for her. Do you know what
I mean? Because I'm cheap. I'm like, fuck, I'm not
spending one hundred dollars on this shit. I have tried
the slots a few times, but I would always lose

(01:12:40):
every dollar. So after a few times in that, I'm like, fucking,
I'll keep this one hundred dollars and I'll take us
out to dinner tonight with it or something, you know,
and then at least I feel like I got something
for the hundred dollars, not just you know, watching a
slot machine go. You know, I would some people are lucky.
I'm not one of those people. Just not one of this.

(01:13:01):
Like I've never won money on a scratch off or
or a lottery or anything ever. Ever.

Speaker 3 (01:13:08):
Yeah, I went to a casino one time with a
group of friends. I won one hundred dollars and I
went over to my friends and I said, we gotta leave.

Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
I'm to go.

Speaker 3 (01:13:18):
I'm to go because I'm up, So, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:13:21):
Good time to leave me to have something passively relaxing
to do in the background. I never sit here and
I'm like, I'm gonna play w W Champions for four
hours straight right now. It never happened. I you know,
I'll do that bay something else.

Speaker 6 (01:13:37):
Yeah, I don't know, even for spending money in games.

Speaker 7 (01:13:42):
All the time. That's not a knock I have.

Speaker 6 (01:13:44):
I just I'm just curious about the the mindset that
people have to be to be in there. Because people
go to the bar and drink fucking two hundred dollars away.
I don't give a fuck if you do that, or
you want to buy the new scan on Rainbow, whatever
you do, whatever makes you happy in life. This is
what we're here for a short time, not alone time.
You know, like nothing we do actually ever fucking matters
in a long enough timeline. Hitler disappears, right, I'll be

(01:14:09):
saying eventually, like if I ask you right now, like
Chinese dictator names like H.

Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
BOBM was here and I'm like, you want to get
a pizza, we have to go pick it up. I
wasn't about to do that ship right because I didn't know.
But the pizza place closest to my house they don't deliver,
but they give you like the door dash info on
their website. I'm like, Nope, not gonna do it. We
got it. We got an H bombs trucked and went

(01:14:36):
and got the pizza, so we were good.

Speaker 6 (01:14:38):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
I'm cheap what can I say?

Speaker 6 (01:14:40):
The sixteenth century most people to know who they are
A bit for you all the time, I ever, and
everything goes away.

Speaker 7 (01:14:49):
But I just find it funny.

Speaker 6 (01:14:52):
Is like you said, you playing passively and then you
do all this stuff and you can note you. Ever,
I always feel like failures of the recipe for sas
And I've looked at your record and it's something.

Speaker 2 (01:15:02):
Like failures and.

Speaker 6 (01:15:04):
Someone's like seventeen losses or something very obscure number out
is here?

Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
Who yeah, yeah, Lord ds Okay, he's the uh.

Speaker 3 (01:15:18):
Guy that he lives in p w r's head runt free.

Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
Oh I know who that is? Now yeah, now that
you recollected me, well, big shoutout and big ups to
Lord Daz. Welcome, glad to see you here. It's nice
that people only come here because you're here, h bomb.
They don't come normally, right, They're like, fuck that weird
UFO guy. That's what Phil calls me, that weird UFO guy.

Speaker 6 (01:15:41):
The exact numbers, but like it's very lops out. You
have like a ninety five percent when radio something.

Speaker 5 (01:15:46):
Oh in the in the game like the Gears matches
and stuff. Oh do you want do you know why?
Because the game you just cheat.

Speaker 6 (01:15:54):
Yeah, but you had like the do you listen up
the cambaraderie and stuff like, look, you're a clans Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:16:00):
You're playing the game and you're about to lose a ma.

Speaker 7 (01:16:05):
Oh so you did? Oh you b.

Speaker 5 (01:16:09):
Yeah, I hate it's bad like that is day one,
like that you're about oh fuck you. But in that game,
wins and losses don't matter, like no one ranks against.

Speaker 7 (01:16:20):
Their just had said his loakes are god and yeah, no,
that kid.

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
Went after me a bunch of times when he first started,
like he was like, fuck that Steve Cambi and guy.
I was like, what the fuck, man, I don't even
know who you are. Why what did I do? I'm
pretty sure we're all on his list. He said I
ambushed Phil in that interview or something like that, Like
I ambushed him, right, Yeah, Phil is still trying to

(01:16:48):
justify his expense on this stupid mobile game.

Speaker 5 (01:16:50):
That's right. But the difference is I do it. I
do it as a casual thing for fun. On the side,
I'm not like, you know, putting videos out of that
ship and you and promoting Oh that's how you should
do I never do that ship when I play a
fighting game or you know, I you know, I just
I play it out the crack to put on the list.

Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
I haven't. I haven't thought about that kid in a while,
but isn't. It's really sad he's doing. He's like telling
people who's gonna kill himself and stuff or something, unlive himself.

Speaker 3 (01:17:20):
I haven't heard that yet, but it's probably heading that way.
And Lord Diez can.

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
Correct me if I'm wrong. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:17:29):
He's doing a big crash right now.

Speaker 2 (01:17:31):
So well, you know what happened is the Kenot boys
gassed him up and he was getting like five hundred
live viewers or a thousand live viewers for a little while,
and he thought that was because he was so talented,
you know what I mean, Like and then and then
that bump went away, and he's crashing out now right.

(01:17:55):
He's gearing up to make the tractors suffolk the consequences
of their actions. Okay, if he says.

Speaker 5 (01:18:01):
So points or whatever, you know, because I pulled the
plug there mobile game, who gives a fun right, But yeah,
I know here's the thing. I will say this. Back
in the day, I spent a lot more Admittedly, I spent.
I've already talked about this t blue in the face,
you know, I know which I spent too much anything that? Well, yeah,
it's fine. I take no offense what whoever it is.

(01:18:23):
I spent too much money. I was out of control.
I went through a bankruptcy, right, I went through all
this stuff. I am much better today. Do I still
spend money on mobilelice overreck? Okay?

Speaker 7 (01:18:35):
But was being a part of the clan part of it,
Like you wanted to keep up with the boys and
be the power spit and be the power for unit,
because I figured that was part of it, because you
were in a clan, and like these guys are counting
on him to be this strong.

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
He doesnt.

Speaker 6 (01:18:55):
Helped you spend because it was a period. This is
gonna be bad. It's gonna sound bad. Right does appear
where you have him back taxes problems and you did
this fund raising stream and I want to say it
was ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:19:08):
No Right ever raised ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
Never Hopefully he gets you're popping pills.

Speaker 7 (01:19:14):
But you got you got like four or five thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:19:17):
He's obviously not mentally staying that night.

Speaker 7 (01:19:21):
Champions.

Speaker 5 (01:19:23):
I well, no idea if that's true or not. I
don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:19:29):
But what makes this person make this choice? And that's
the curious thing he said about.

Speaker 2 (01:19:34):
That he doesn't know if it's true that he's spent
one hundred thousand or not. M that means he has
no idea how much he's spent on the game age Bob, No,
wouldn't you know how much you've spent on a game
if it was in that kind of a range, like
one hundred thousand dollars range you.

Speaker 3 (01:19:52):
I mean, you should know, like a pretty close ballpark at.

Speaker 2 (01:19:56):
Least plus her minus ten grand. Like he's like, no,
I he spent one hundred grand, I spent eighty grand
or what? He even he can't even work it out
in his head.

Speaker 8 (01:20:06):
But which means that it's quite feasibly possible that he
did spend one hundred or more thousand dollars on this game.

Speaker 3 (01:20:13):
I mean, with all his with all his tism and everything,
I would think that he has it down to the dollar,
because he knows down to the minute when the last
donation came in.

Speaker 2 (01:20:24):
You know what, one of my favorite things is when
he thinks he gets a whole bunch of money and
he runs and you can see that he runs to
the game from TJ game box and spends all this
money and then he gets all these chargebacks and he
fucking crashes out because he just spent down. He just
spent all this money that he didn't actually have. Yeah, yeah,

(01:20:45):
I didn't even know you could do that. You could
charge back like gifted subs somehow, or like I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:20:50):
I don't know if you can do that on kick
I know there was a big thing with PayPal chargebacks.

Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
Weird. He want an empty He asked to get past
the roadblock, and it was like nothing. He wasn't even
thinking about it.

Speaker 6 (01:21:05):
Wow, you get five thousand dollars. I need to pay
the I'm musing fake number here, don't don't. Don't look
at the numbers as like actual members. You get x
amount of money here, you owe the i RS this
amount of money.

Speaker 7 (01:21:17):
Why do you What makes you make the.

Speaker 6 (01:21:18):
Choice of taking this money and putting it in a
third party which is able to be champions?

Speaker 7 (01:21:25):
What makes what you're asking me is is like my
love without paying the rent?

Speaker 5 (01:21:30):
Exactly? Is it the level of addiction where even though
I know that there is hardcore bad consequences that I
can't stop that I would still brow the money on it.
At one point it was I'll tell you that outright.

Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
Actually, that's a good point for Phil recently said that
he does give money to other YouTube streamers. But it
was just that one girl. I guess that he gave
a couple of donos.

Speaker 3 (01:21:53):
To, right, it was just that one person, that one time.

Speaker 2 (01:21:57):
Master Betty with one for the goal says. How he
decompresses the interview afterwards is like the side scrollers did
for him. Oh how dare they do that to me?
Hypocrisy overloads, says Master Betty won two three. Well, thank
you for hearing the call of the goal. Friends. We
are now at let me see nine of twenty and
there is only thirty eight minutes left in the goal

(01:22:19):
time or let's go, let's get it. Thank you, mister Betty,
thanks for your continued support. Yes, yes, Cash, the guy
from the antler sounds like MACKI from South Park.

Speaker 5 (01:22:34):
WW Champions. It was bad. And there was another game
too that I've talked about, WW Supercard that I played
before WW Champions, and that one was even worse actually,
where I was dumping money into it like you had
to pay seven hundred dollars to even like participate properly
in an event. I'm not kidding. It was that bad.

Speaker 2 (01:22:50):
Like I mean he did pay seven hundred dollars participating.

Speaker 5 (01:22:53):
It was like, you know, yeah, this he dumping money,
dumping money, dumping money to play in the event. It
was insane, So you knew anyone who had the card
was basically jumping insane amounts of money into this game.
Was the only way to do it. In regards to
seven hundred dollars per event, yes and no, Like if
you're in a plan or if you're in a group.

Speaker 2 (01:23:10):
Or whatever, you're the events are once more.

Speaker 5 (01:23:12):
You're communicating about the game. You're your plan is pumping
you up. Yeah, we got to get the new character.
We gotta play, we gotta do this. At the same time,
there's a lot of stream because now when you've spent
so much that you're going to be the one who's
going to spend again, who's going to get that character.

Speaker 2 (01:23:31):
This is a good point. Imagine spending seven hundred dollars
on a mobile game. Sheesh, forget seven hundred. He spent
like over one hundred thousand. I don't know what is
the what hbomp? Do you know what is the general
estimate that the detractors say he's spent on WWE w
It's a couple of hundred.

Speaker 3 (01:23:52):
I think it's close to two hundred now, I mean
the last solid the last solid figure I heard was
like one. But I think gets more close to two.

Speaker 2 (01:24:01):
Hundred two hundred thousand dollars on a movie.

Speaker 3 (01:24:03):
I mean, it's it's a house. That's more than I
paid for.

Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
My I could buy so much land with that and
a truck. Right panneda left Phil while he was dumping
money into WWE Supercard. I think he blamed her for it. Yeah,
he blamed her. He was depressed because the pussy left,
so he had to pull hogans instead, right like, right, yeah?

(01:24:29):
And I don't know any woman that would be okay
with their husband spending that much money on a mobile game,
right Like. I can't imagine any woman being like, well,
if you enjoy it, honey, go ahead, spend two hundred
thousand dollars on a wrestling game that's made for children.

Speaker 3 (01:24:46):
I'd be divorced tomorrow me too.

Speaker 7 (01:24:49):
Man.

Speaker 5 (01:24:49):
It's going to help out your plan or whatever it
is for under the next event and if you don't,
it's not like anyone could get angry at you. We're
not doing it, but it just becomes the thing. It's
just something you do, right, It's just it's just what
I'm doing. But like I said, that was many years ago,
and I don't do that ship anymore. Like I've been
done with that for many years of overspending like that

(01:25:10):
and going I's w w E Champions all the time.
There's a few other games I casually play from here
to there. Do I spend money on them? Yes? I do.
It's by money I have a right to. But I'm
not stupid. I'm not doing what I used to do
where it's out of control and usation.

Speaker 2 (01:25:28):
You want, I can stop.

Speaker 5 (01:25:32):
On stream. I was like, guys, we're gonna do this
pull right. I'm gonna show you the odds of actually
getting something good in a mobile game. You're gonna see firsthand.
I'm gonna spend the money to show you. Let this
be a learning lesson for you that you don't fall
into this level of addiction you're doing the ship because
this is gonna fuck you up. You could end up
in a horrible financial position because of dumb things you did.

Speaker 2 (01:25:55):
You know, but.

Speaker 7 (01:26:00):
Never fitted in your in your interpersonal relationships.

Speaker 5 (01:26:03):
In regards to what like with my wife, not not.

Speaker 7 (01:26:06):
With your wife. Mostly like your axe, like like do
you think like it?

Speaker 2 (01:26:10):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:26:10):
No, like your that had nothing to do with it
at all, zero, zero impact on that. Yeah. In fact,
it mostly got bad during the time when I had
I was falling out with my axe. That's when it
got really bad. Basically I couldn't get any so I
put the money in the year and a half where

(01:26:32):
we were living, put the money in the bag. You
really like we were more like mates than we were,
and there was so much bad going on there. And
that was one of the things that got me kind
of hooked into spending on w W Supercar, which was
the first one that I really started spending insane amounts
of money out.

Speaker 6 (01:26:51):
Yeah, but I got one more thing I did before
I go, Okay, you're you're a big wrestling fan.

Speaker 5 (01:26:58):
Not anymore?

Speaker 7 (01:26:59):
No, not anymore? No, how about you watch wrestling?

Speaker 5 (01:27:03):
I started watching wrestling in the eighties. It was my
godfather who got me into it. I went over his
house for a party and he had Summer Slam No
Survivor series Honest TV. I didn't know what it was,
and immediately I latched out to They're like, you know,
they're like superheroes, a cartoon characters on there doing shit.

Speaker 2 (01:27:18):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:27:19):
So I haven't watched this in the eighties, but I
didn't watch during the Attitude era. Then I came back
after the Attitude Aero.

Speaker 7 (01:27:24):
Then I stopped.

Speaker 5 (01:27:26):
I did. I skipped the Attitude Imagine Ways guys, my
wrestling commentary show in twenty fourteen, and then I watched
wrestling for other year two and I stopped Cold Turkey
and I only just started watching.

Speaker 2 (01:27:39):
I don't want to come only for four months, and then.

Speaker 5 (01:27:41):
I stopped again. So the H bomb green my friend.

Speaker 2 (01:27:50):
Yeah, make sure you visit a channel. It's pinned in
the description of the video. And we'll move on. We'll
do uh, we'll do the Wings matchup, Wings mash up,
duty talk stolen tire lure what what?

Speaker 3 (01:28:09):
Yeah, they talk about when Phil got his tires stolen
at the mall or something.

Speaker 2 (01:28:17):
All right, we'll do that one next. Yeah, So you're
right though this whole he like hyped up this this
Wings thing like it was gonna be some big deal. Remember,
He's like, oh, people have been asking us to collaborate
for years and this is a special event and it
was snooze fest, is it me? Right? I don't know.

(01:28:39):
I don't know much about Wings except that he likes
to beat up his wife on stream.

Speaker 5 (01:28:43):
You know, Oh, Judy comes out. That's where you excel, right, Like,
that's your game. Even though I know you say you
hate it. I think you have to admit you're you're
so good at it that when you play, if you
get into that zone and you can.

Speaker 2 (01:28:58):
Get those kills you yeah, the other day, there go
go ahead.

Speaker 3 (01:29:02):
Yeah, So I just sent you the picture of the
stolen tire because Wings brings it up, and it's probably
somethime we may want to look at them or all.

Speaker 2 (01:29:13):
Right, here we go. There's the somebody fucking stole a
tire off of his car. Who does that? Right? And
wasn't he just like in a shopping mall somewhere? So
they did it in broad daylight according to him. Yeah,
his wife was at work. I don't believe this story.
I think that he fucked up his tire or something

(01:29:33):
and then he went to the.

Speaker 3 (01:29:34):
Well, that's what Wings brings up. And that's kind of
why I said it to you, because I mean to me,
it looks like she's in at least two's parking spots,
maybe four by the way the cars angled, and Wings.

Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
Said, I think he made up this story so he
could get sympathy and money from his dents. That's what
I think. Yeah, and his wife ind a curb Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:29:55):
Exactly, curbed it real hard or something.

Speaker 2 (01:29:58):
She messed up the tire that was there to put
the new tire on. That's about it. We'll go back
to this, uh next.

Speaker 6 (01:30:08):
Saying that my hand eye coordination is gone, and then
the bad and I'm like, I got cloudy brain.

Speaker 5 (01:30:16):
I didn't say that. I just say cloudy brain. I definitely.
I don't even know if I said your hand that
coordination is gone.

Speaker 7 (01:30:23):
Well, you're talking about boxing.

Speaker 5 (01:30:26):
Oh but boxing, well boxing is a whole different thing,
and but has nothing to do with that either. We're
talking about like a fight between you and me. Is
what the discussion wants is that you Okay, let's get
into this discussion because this is something I want to
talk about for sure. All right, Jordian, you get baited
so bad all the time by everyone around you, and

(01:30:47):
I don't think you realize how bad it is, or
maybe you do, and that you're rolling with it. I
don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:30:52):
I'm gonna say this one. I think you were watching highlights.

Speaker 5 (01:30:55):
Of course I'm not. I'm not watching the whole rawstree.

Speaker 6 (01:30:58):
Yeah, really four hours a day usually, so it's like
that's that's thirty hours a week where people clip like
at thirty second.

Speaker 2 (01:31:07):
Say it's Trump. Do you know who's who makes more
money and gets more viewers? Wings or Phil? My god,
it is pretty close.

Speaker 3 (01:31:16):
I probably want to say Phil gets more money, but
they maybe get the same amount of views, because.

Speaker 2 (01:31:22):
All right, so they're pretty comparable locales then, right, Okay,
I was just curious. I know for a fact that
he made ship tons of money probably on Local Live,
but absent that and the Keen bump, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:31:37):
Yeah, I mean I didn't take Local Live into into it. Yeah,
from what he was making off of keem.

Speaker 5 (01:31:42):
But interesting, they just put them all together and that's
exactly what they do to me, and then they act
like that was the whole stream, right, and then's bullshit,
it's not. You know, because there was one asshole in
my check where I lashed out at because they were
being an asshole, doesn't mean that's what I do all day.
But that's how they portray me, and they do exactly
the same thing to you. Okay, But the point I'm
making here is constantly, what I'm saying is people will

(01:32:06):
say something to you.

Speaker 2 (01:32:09):
From one person.

Speaker 5 (01:32:10):
Side right like you're in.

Speaker 2 (01:32:13):
Fight, better stays healthier.

Speaker 5 (01:32:16):
I would even entertain that, because you know, no matter
how you respond, that's gonna be clipped, that's gonna be
thrown on in and as a negative, they're gonna send
it to me. They're gonna say, see what he said
about you, and they're gonna try to get drama stirred up.

Speaker 7 (01:32:30):
Publicity.

Speaker 5 (01:32:32):
Well, yes, and no, like I would greet you that
to some extent, but like what look, for example, let's
talk about the whole fight thing between you and me.
I think you're six four even, six foot even, so
oh you're six foot even and I'm five to eleven yea,
so we're about the same height. You weigh way more

(01:32:55):
than me. I just wow. So I'm I just wave
myself a couple of weeks ago and I was one
eighty eight, all right, And that's my new way that's
gonna have been losing weight. I'll work it out.

Speaker 2 (01:33:05):
What was the heck you she ever got to that
means feels pretty fat five to eleven eight. He's got
man boobs, Oh, absolutely he does. I don't know. I'm
six three and I'm like one eighty. No man boobs.
When the man boobs start is when I start worrying
about diet and exercise. Again, that's generally I refuse to

(01:33:28):
have man boobs or turn into fat Vince Neil. You
ever see fat Vince Neil?

Speaker 3 (01:33:32):
Oh, I've seen fat Vince Neil.

Speaker 2 (01:33:34):
Yes. Fat Vince Neil was not good. Do you hear
the latest? He got caught lip syncing badly in I
think Australia or someplace. I don't know. I am not
surprised like his his vocals have been so bad for
years that I think the managers finally were like, that's it,
you're not singing anymore, we'll just have you lip sync.
But he can't even do that. He's like out of

(01:33:55):
breath trying to lip sync. That's how fat he.

Speaker 3 (01:33:57):
Is, just from walking on stage.

Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
Never become fat Vince.

Speaker 5 (01:34:01):
Neil two forty five was about my heaviest And I
don't know, dude, I have no fucking clue how you
do it? Because when I was at two forty five,
I was like, I'm miserable.

Speaker 6 (01:34:11):
I couldn't exist fucking miserable. Like, and I know, two
forty five is not bad. Two forty five is actually
my dream week. I'd be happy with three thirty right now,
and Bob's three thirty. I'd be able to beat I
thig did he say he was?

Speaker 7 (01:34:24):
For?

Speaker 5 (01:34:25):
So holy my fucking knees. There was one day I
was two forty five. I was this is when I
had my office job.

Speaker 2 (01:34:32):
How do you not stop and do something about that?
You know, and listen, I have tremendous sympathy for people
because I I don't know what happened, and maybe my
metabolism just dropped at a certain age. But I used
to be able to eat like a pig ags bomb.
I could eat anything, and I would never gain any weight.
And then after a certain age, like I just started
putting on weight, and before I know it, I was like,

(01:34:53):
holy man, you know, like I think at my heaviest
I was like two oh five or something like that,
and that's twenty five down from where I'm at now
or twenty five up.

Speaker 3 (01:35:05):
Yeah, So my heaviest I was three thirty eight wow,
and then you saw me on Monday. I'm down like
to twenty now.

Speaker 2 (01:35:13):
Yeah, you look you look good now and you look
like you got a little more to go though.

Speaker 3 (01:35:17):
Honestly, yeah, yeah, no, I'm still a big day work.

Speaker 2 (01:35:22):
Carnivore, dude, Carnivore works. I dropped twenty five pounds, barely
exercised and just dropped twenty five pounds.

Speaker 3 (01:35:29):
But like I to twenty yeah, I just put that
together twenty yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:35:34):
But like I told you, like carnivore is great for
the first couple of months, but then after a while,
you'd be willing to kill a motherfucker for a pizza
or some noodles. Like that's what I was. I had
my cheat day with h bomb. I ate all that
leftover pizza too, by the.

Speaker 3 (01:35:49):
Way, by yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:35:51):
Now. My son had one piece. He's like, there you go.
He's like, oh, Jieppes, I don't really like Justeppes. I'm like,
you fucking eat Dominoes and Little Caesars and fucking chucky
cheese pizza. You don't like real pizza pizza. He's like, no,
I don't really like it that. I'm like, all right,
I'll eat it, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:36:09):
I opened the car door in the parking lot, I
put my leg down, I go to stand up. I
fucking knee pops and all the tenons in my like
shooting fucking paint. I'm like, oh my god, I'm just
standing up and it's fucking like this all the time,
and you know I do.

Speaker 2 (01:36:28):
I just don't resistance.

Speaker 5 (01:36:31):
Maybe you phase it out in your vine, you know
you can do that.

Speaker 2 (01:36:33):
And vegetables back then, But no, no high car vegetables
like corn or potatoes, just like broccoli. Like I'm so
sick of everything I've been eating that it was a
treat to have broccoli with my and gravy with my beef.

Speaker 5 (01:36:50):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:36:51):
Cooty the Kid with one for the goal. Hey, Steve,
hope you were doing good. This interview sucked big enoughs well,
thank you for kindness. Cootie the Kid is a big
show supporter, always coming by and making it rain up
in here. Thank you for your kindness, generosity and support.

(01:37:12):
We're now halfway to the goal, but there's only twenty
three minutes left to get ten more super chats. I
don't know if I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna blame
h bomb. You're a shitty guest h bomb nobody worth
the stream because the guest is so shitty. That's what happened.
It's usually my fault. I'm sorry, all right, If you
guys want to support this terrible guests and some super chats,

(01:37:36):
fucking terrible man.

Speaker 5 (01:37:38):
I could never I will never be able.

Speaker 2 (01:37:40):
To do that.

Speaker 7 (01:37:41):
Just say, you live weights now, right? You lift weights?

Speaker 3 (01:37:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:37:43):
You have to pick one hundred pounds up?

Speaker 2 (01:37:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:37:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:37:47):
Could you do two?

Speaker 5 (01:37:48):
Could I do too? Yeah? But not for more than
like one or two reps. That'd be it so.

Speaker 6 (01:37:52):
So like I don't two of those up every time
I stand up. Yeah, every time I stand up. Every
time I want to go for a walk, every time
I want to fight somebody, I'm carrying two hundred extra
pounds a round.

Speaker 5 (01:38:06):
I got.

Speaker 6 (01:38:07):
It is just it destroys your body. And I'll talk
to my wife at Tomaw said, let's go for a walk.
I'm like, dog, really want to go for a walk.
Like for her, a walk is something that's gentle and
like nice and we look at birds.

Speaker 7 (01:38:20):
Actually, so to.

Speaker 6 (01:38:21):
Me, it's a grueling, uphill battle where I'm just dying.

Speaker 7 (01:38:26):
It's like, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:38:29):
Did he just say that? Going for a walk makes
him feel like he's dying. Yes, like maybe that's a
sign that you got to lose so well, look, I
have I have tremendous sympathy for anybody that's suffering with
weight problems. Come on, man, like you sit in front
of a computer all day, you gotta go exercise or
do something. Well, I'm pretty sure that's like you know,

(01:38:50):
he gets going to the bathroom. Yeah, that's not good.
And I know from my father, who was a really
big guy. He was probably three ft four hundred pounds
and five eight, you know, like and it killed him
that the extra weight causes, you know, diabetes, all kinds

(01:39:11):
of health problems. Cootie the kid with one more for
the goal, says one more since I missed last week. Well,
thank you for your kindness. Yeah, I'm gonna put my debt.
I'm gonna put all the pay pigs into debt. H bomb.
That's another tactic I learned from dark Side Field. Did
you see he did that. He's like, if you guys
want me to bring this game back, I'm going to
need fifty eight dollars that we missed on the goal

(01:39:32):
that it missed. Like he's putting his own audience in
debt to him, thank you, yes cash? All right, this
guy can't farm or walk with one hundred in each hand.

Speaker 5 (01:39:47):
No way, Oh man, be back on topic because we
did get derailed there. But the topic of you and
me fighting, right, So, I don't even know how it
came up on your stream. I really have no clue
who brought it up or whatever with someone beat I
know into this comment. Okay, so how did it happen?
How did someone bring.

Speaker 6 (01:40:03):
Keep my comments said video stating that he would knock
you out in one round?

Speaker 2 (01:40:10):
This?

Speaker 7 (01:40:11):
That what to me?

Speaker 5 (01:40:12):
Of course that never happened. Here's okay, yeah, here here
is my perspective. Okay, yes, swear immediately. What I do
is I step away from you and I never let
you touch me. Because I have stamina. I can just
dance around you, but I'm gonna tire you out. You're
never gonna be able to hit me, even if you

(01:40:33):
come at me. I'm just gonna step aside until your beat.
You're tired, and then that's it.

Speaker 6 (01:40:38):
Issues that they'll the issue that is I've actually trained
the boxing and to cut the ring off.

Speaker 2 (01:40:43):
Oh come on, I would pay good money to see
these two box, wouldn't you?

Speaker 3 (01:40:47):
I would, I would, I would put some money at it.

Speaker 2 (01:40:50):
Troy Troll says, I don't think he meant H bomb
is a terrible guest. I think he meant Wings. Now
I meant H bomb. But thank you support. If you
guys don't think that H bomb is a terrible guest,
then send me a super chat and tell me what
a good guest. Thank you, Troy Troll, and thanks for
being a member and a big show supporter.

Speaker 5 (01:41:14):
No, and I don't have any boxing skill whatsoever, but
obviously if we were.

Speaker 2 (01:41:18):
Having discussion over would win in a box and fight?

Speaker 3 (01:41:22):
Come on, I would put my money on the back.

Speaker 2 (01:41:26):
Yeah, he's got so much weight behind him. If he
hit Phil once, he would break him exactly thirty pound dude,
swinging on you.

Speaker 3 (01:41:34):
Phil might be able to, you know, dance around him
and make him tired. But once once Wings connects and
he will connect it, Phil's going down.

Speaker 2 (01:41:45):
Arlene says, H bomb is a great guest, but I
am a brokie. You're the moderator here. You should never
send a super chat, Arlene.

Speaker 7 (01:41:52):
You don't fight.

Speaker 5 (01:41:57):
Exactly credit. Yeah, you have insane size on me and
you could just overwhelm me if you get close enough
to me that someone I don't know how it came out,
but someone was like, oh, like like Wings would beat
up ESPM. Like no Wings would ever hit me if
we were actually in a real fight, we were training,
Wings would never hit me. I would never allow gas

(01:42:19):
out and fight, right. But that's all I said. I
never said I would knock you out. I never said
anything like that. But this is what these people do.
They take the comment, they twist it, they turn it
into something. And now, oh, let's get these guys to
be angry at each other. Let's get these guys who
talk shit about each other that they want to fuck
each other up in a fight and ship like that.
And I hate to say it, it's not just your trolls, dude,

(01:42:41):
it's everyone around you, at least from from what I've seen.
And again i'm watching highlights. I'm not saying, well, Phil
is a.

Speaker 2 (01:42:47):
Troll expert, h bomb. You know, it's most of it
his audience picture.

Speaker 5 (01:42:54):
But dude, there's been times your moderators say funded up
stuff about you, about me, about others. They are one
million percent voting you into making that clippable content. They
are content farming you and I don't think that you're
aware of that chase in point, this just happened on
the stream a few days ago. Your moderators are telling

(01:43:15):
you that my wife left me, okay, and you're like, yeah,
he's diet.

Speaker 2 (01:43:20):
And exercise advice. When he has snack pizzas in the freezer.

Speaker 5 (01:43:23):
We're happy, happier than we've been in a long time.
I just don't put her in my content. So the
traptors are like, well, she must have laughed. Let's make
a negative out of this, and then they spread down.

Speaker 2 (01:43:32):
I get made at my wife because she buys frozen
pizzas and I can't resist sometimes and then I don't
want to do more than one cheap day a week.
But the call of the frozen pizza, especially late at night,
because eat this pizza. And fucking when I eat carbs
now I go into like a carb coma. I instantly
want to fucking I want a knap. Yeah, right answer,

(01:43:56):
I eat anything with carbs. Dave seven two four four
hearing the call of the goal wings in DSPR two
washed up old men. Yeah, well that's why we're here
to laugh atank you, Dave for your support and thanks
for being a member. And also I just checked in
with the Kick chat and we've got one over there.

(01:44:18):
The content Lasagnia has gifted one sub so the content
Lazigni has been a Kick supporter for quite some time.
Thank you for that. The content Lasagni big enough, Yes, yes,
and checking in with our goal. We're at twelve of
twenty eight more we need in sixteen minutes. That's one

(01:44:39):
every two minutes. In case you're you know, keeping track,
let's go, we can still hit it. Sometimes it goes
down to the wire and then all these supertech comes
in at the last minute. They'rewith holding h bomb. They
got to stopped it with holding a budget with holders.
I'm going to turn the cameras off and just suspend

(01:45:01):
the stream until we get the call and.

Speaker 5 (01:45:03):
They tell oh, let's say I have the grapevine this
and that next thing. You know, now it's like a
mean Phil's wife left him, No she didn't, but now
you hear it from your mods and.

Speaker 6 (01:45:15):
Going to the same thing mine is going through. Well,
it's at the same exact thing like my wife. Recently,
his mind doesn't want to be on camera anymore. But
the reason she put weight on is because her my
wife had thyroid cancer, so like she has to have
all these concoction of medications to like replicate what her
thyroid used to do for because it got cut out
to get.

Speaker 7 (01:45:35):
The cancer out of her body.

Speaker 6 (01:45:37):
And like her medicin messed up recently and it's affected her.

Speaker 7 (01:45:42):
She gained like twenty pounds.

Speaker 2 (01:45:45):
Can we get.

Speaker 7 (01:45:48):
Everybody can see the weight since she got married to you.

Speaker 5 (01:45:51):
Recourse, I mean it was a givens just seeing the
buity of times that they lived.

Speaker 6 (01:45:54):
And all women are a little vain and they don't
want to be seen in the negative light.

Speaker 7 (01:46:00):
And I'm sure that's the same offense.

Speaker 2 (01:46:02):
Generally, big guys get bigger, they don't get small.

Speaker 5 (01:46:04):
Actually, So here's yeah, just one thing because send it
to my audience. This is a great opportunity to get
it out there so people kind of understand, because I
think a lot of people don't understand. For guys like
you and me, all right, we put ourselves out on
the internet every.

Speaker 2 (01:46:18):
Single day, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:46:21):
Or open the trolling, but we do it on purposes
our job, right, it's our job to make the money.
So we're doing that every day. But there's people out
there they're not used to that level of scrutiny. They're
not used to that level.

Speaker 2 (01:46:33):
Yeah, I did see that.

Speaker 5 (01:46:36):
Yeah, childish insults, all right, the sup those people who
don't problem.

Speaker 2 (01:46:44):
I know what we gotta do. I'm not good at begging,
that's the problem, right right, So we got to get
an expert beggar. That's what we have to do. Oh yes, yes, Oh,
it's not going to let me change brands. Now, I
don't know. I don't know what that's about, all right.

(01:47:05):
I was gonna play the dark side phil puppet beggar,
but I can't.

Speaker 5 (01:47:07):
And I have never even experienced that kind of level
of bullying like we see every day. We're kind of
immune to it because we've been seeing this for how
many years? But my wife she doesn't know about that
world all right. Now, she knows about it because she
sees it happen to me on stream every day, but
she doesn't experience it. And so back when she moved
in with me in twenty eighteen, it was actually our

(01:47:28):
intention originally that we were gonna do some content together,
maybe like once a month we do a Q and
a video with the audience and we hang out and
I have you know, fun conversation with them. Multiple twenty eighteen.

Speaker 2 (01:47:41):
People throw pennies at me along with check on the pennies, and.

Speaker 5 (01:47:45):
We were doing the stream together, playing Silent Hill, and
the trolls came by and they said, Jonas rope.

Speaker 2 (01:47:51):
Through one penny pennies.

Speaker 5 (01:47:55):
You literally saw it in the chat. Doesn't like what
in hell he throw like eight pennies?

Speaker 2 (01:48:02):
Whut down? Throw dollars not pennies.

Speaker 5 (01:48:05):
We took all. She's like, I can't see this. She's like,
I thought I could. I thought I would go for it.

Speaker 2 (01:48:09):
I'm not.

Speaker 5 (01:48:10):
I don't want to be in your content. If this
is how it's gonna be, this is like, really messed
up what's going on? So I completely understand, and I
did the rest of that marathon by myself, despite the
fact that they had been planned to beat both of
us on there. She didn't even know. She didn't even
appear in my content until twenty twenty four. Again, I
want you to think about that, that length of time,
six years away from that craft car, where she wanted

(01:48:32):
nothing to do with it. The only reason she came
back is because it had been so long and wanted
like dragon together, Actually it was infinite. Oh, that was
very similar to Animal crossing and we had played animals offline,
loved it. All we could do is rained during this
idea let's have.

Speaker 2 (01:48:52):
It one hour ago.

Speaker 5 (01:48:53):
I apologize content with me, all right, dollar anyone? Yeah
in the that those streams, she had games for the dollar.

Speaker 2 (01:49:03):
I thought you were just throwing pennies at me. And remember,
please remember, I'm visually impaired, so I'm just going down
and seeing sent one, hell yeah, sent one, hell yeah,
sent one, hell yeah. But yeah, there is fifty in
there mixed in there. So I apologize for yelling at
you for throwing pennies at you. Threw a whole dollar
and eight cents, so thank you, Ian. I appreciate the dollar, right.

(01:49:27):
I love the Kicks for one reason and one reason only,
h bomb because people can throw pennies at Phil during
his entire stream and they do, right, That's it's funny.
They throw pennies.

Speaker 5 (01:49:41):
Six years had passed a lot, it happened, all right.
The thing is.

Speaker 2 (01:49:49):
For the money.

Speaker 5 (01:49:52):
I don't tell anyone ship because I've been through this already.
You know I had to.

Speaker 2 (01:49:57):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 5 (01:50:01):
I didn't even know. They won't cows.

Speaker 6 (01:50:02):
That's cool. I have this whole life that adds this
that don't tell people about.

Speaker 5 (01:50:07):
That's good because I learned the hard way. Dude, you
don't when I started back in the day.

Speaker 2 (01:50:12):
There has to be one hundred of months. It doesn't
count if it's multiple.

Speaker 7 (01:50:16):
Internet was new.

Speaker 5 (01:50:17):
That's right.

Speaker 7 (01:50:18):
Internet was new.

Speaker 5 (01:50:19):
And who would have thought that's something that you said
or did in twenty ten, twenty eleven. We'll come back
to fucking bite you in twenty twenty five.

Speaker 6 (01:50:26):
You know, never when there's hundreds of thousands of dollars
hundreds of thousands, yep, So I hated.

Speaker 7 (01:50:32):
I knew when you lost your twitch that mine was
going soon.

Speaker 5 (01:50:36):
Oh I do you ever talk about that later? I
would definitely want to hit upon that bullshit later because
I think there's some There was definitely something going on there.
How the fuck did both of us lose our twitches?

Speaker 6 (01:50:45):
Everything that happened to you, I knew it was gonna
come happen to me, Like if something happened to you,
I'm like, all right, this is about to happen to
me in the next month.

Speaker 7 (01:50:53):
Is that always? Did you for me?

Speaker 6 (01:50:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:50:55):
And then and then right after it's bullshits. I think
there wasn't agenda. There was people there working by in
the scene. But anyway, early on I shared everything with
my axe and everything. Oh my god, she was in
all my content and everything, and it was a fucking disaster,
right like people would Number one, everyone hates my axe,
So now that's rubbed off on me. Everyone else hates
my content because they hate my axe, and then on

(01:51:16):
top of that, my life.

Speaker 2 (01:51:22):
They're fucking pretty sure people hated before.

Speaker 5 (01:51:26):
No one should even know about.

Speaker 2 (01:51:29):
I had a.

Speaker 5 (01:51:32):
Sitting on my countertop kitchen company.

Speaker 2 (01:51:40):
Listen, you have a guessed, you asshole. Let the guests
speak right.

Speaker 3 (01:51:45):
Yet, somebody made a chart of the interview where this
whole big blue section is Bill talked, and then there's
this one small yellow sliver of Wings.

Speaker 2 (01:51:57):
If I can't find that Rings of Redemption Phil interview,
I'll check on Twitter. Somebody probably posted it there, right,
I'm like, it's either that or somebody might have used
it as a thumbnail. H d sp explains how Wings

(01:52:19):
couldn't be on Phil's level of working out. Oh, that's
pretty funny.

Speaker 5 (01:52:25):
We'll continue this electricity.

Speaker 7 (01:52:28):
You know what I said, like that, how they took
electricity about that.

Speaker 5 (01:52:32):
Because they saw the company exactly right. They socially engineered.
They called and they pretended to be me with basic
information and some dust, and I didn't get it turned off.
It is because they emailed me two days prior and said,
so it's going off on Monday. I was like what
I called them immediately said this is all bullshit? And

(01:52:52):
I had to put like multiple levels of past.

Speaker 7 (01:52:56):
Or his momm south up.

Speaker 5 (01:53:01):
So I've been through this ship, right, I learned from
experience you cannot share with the internet anymore. They will
take every little, even if stupid or small, of a
piece of information seems to be that you'll give these people.
Don't run with it and don't create entire conspiracy theory
scenarios around crazy shit.

Speaker 7 (01:53:21):
So that's a new question about that.

Speaker 6 (01:53:25):
Like the bankruptcy thing, right, like why was that open?
I was at an open form, I was at the
hind closed doors.

Speaker 2 (01:53:30):
Why was that an open form? Because bankruptcies are publicly moron? Wow,
And here we go time talking Wings Phil. What a
great fucking interview this was. Look at that out of
forty one minutes, Wings barely spoke. Look at that. That's

(01:53:51):
some that's some great interview skills on Phil right there, Yeah,
he makes everything about himself up.

Speaker 6 (01:53:58):
It was the stupidest thing Edward. People could like call
in and listen and ship like that.

Speaker 5 (01:54:02):
Well, it was a combination. First of all, bankruptcy hearings
are public, like they are a public thing that anyone
can go to. I think that's really stupid because obviously
now we're we'll fuck with you, you know, because they can
is ship they get away, I aroom in front of
a judge. So if someone tries to fuck.

Speaker 2 (01:54:25):
Around, even though she wasn't.

Speaker 5 (01:54:29):
Going, they suspended all the person action and it was
all over the phone, and they had zero checks and
balances zero. So literally anyone could have called into that
and said that they were a creditor of mine and
fucked with that hearing. Normal people so they would never
think to be someone that crazy to do that. Wat
some nut job would actually chance doing that. Yeah, if

(01:54:52):
we go through it every day, but normal people don't
think the judge it never would have thought my bankruptcy
lear never would have thought that you would have called
in if something like that. But anyway, so getting back
to it to the subject about my you know, my
wife and everything. Twenty twenty four, she comes on the stream.
Obviously she's gained weight. Everyone again, nothing but disgusting, fucked

(01:55:14):
up comments about her.

Speaker 2 (01:55:16):
Well, he shouldn't age. Don't you think he should have
known when his wife blew up like a fucking you know?

Speaker 3 (01:55:23):
Yeah, you think you think he would think he would know?

Speaker 2 (01:55:26):
Like, I can't let her on the stream because she's
three times the side she was the last time she
was on the stream, and people are gonna notice and
say mean things. You must care. Almost can't imagine that
he thought this is going to bring the dodos. It
says if panditated me, I'd never leave the house or

(01:55:47):
until my dick falls off. Bankruptcies should be top secret
so that I can perform my illegal fraudies here.

Speaker 3 (01:55:56):
That's exactly what I thought.

Speaker 2 (01:55:57):
That's exactly what Phil was. They should be private.

Speaker 5 (01:56:01):
And since then, basically she's made a note. I'm just
not built like you guys. You know you people like you,
people like other people. Streams could be honest exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:56:08):
My wife will never be on my show ever.

Speaker 5 (01:56:11):
I can't. It actually hurts me, like my brain, my emotions.
I get hurt by it. And that's why she's not
in my content anymore. And I don't know if she
ever will be again, we're online all the time. People
like our fucking trolls. They live terminally online, like they
never offline. That's their life is to just troll people
on the even fathom that, like someone understand that you

(01:56:37):
could be trolled if you're on the internet, or that
you Why can't they get it? Why don't they have
sick skin? Not everyone does. Not everyone is off real
world where you don't get bullied every five seconds.

Speaker 7 (01:56:47):
It's like a superpower. At the end of the day.

Speaker 6 (01:56:50):
When I see like real life problems or like people's
real life problems are, they're faking out about them.

Speaker 7 (01:56:55):
Like this is easy. Yeah, right, like you that's an
actual problem.

Speaker 5 (01:57:02):
And so this is the thing, like people say, keep
your family. Isn't his content anymore? She must have left him. No,
she's a normal person and she doesn't want to be
harassed and bullied on stop.

Speaker 6 (01:57:13):
So she does credit card like financing everything.

Speaker 2 (01:57:22):
He's financing everything with what.

Speaker 3 (01:57:24):
I think it's Clark CLARKA or something whatever. You can
use the finance on Amazon.

Speaker 2 (01:57:30):
Oh wow. Yeah. And you know, if he was spending
a lot on credit cards, he would be trying to
like float his business right like and pretend that everything
is okay. I think that a lot of his goals
that he hits are faked. You times when somebody comes
in at the last minute with exactly the amount of

(01:57:51):
money he needs to hit the goal, and he thinks
he's somehow like showing the Kino Boys, which is hysterical, Like, look, guys,
I hit my one hundred and fifty dollars goal. Yeah,
they don't give a fuck. They make thousands of dollars
every time they do a show, like thousands and thousands
of dollars. They can make one fifty. They make one

(01:58:12):
fifty in one donation in the first two minutes of
their show. They could give a shit if Phil hits
his goal or not. But it's funny when Phil doesn't
hit it.

Speaker 3 (01:58:21):
You know, they hit five goals when they play their
forty five minute bumpers in the beginning.

Speaker 2 (01:58:26):
All I know is that one time Epp was on
my show, like I it took me an hour and
a half or something like that to read all the
super chats. I didn't want to read him while he
was here, do you know what I mean? Yeah, tell
me like an hour for something like that to read
all the super chats because I want to read everyone
and thank everybody, but holy geez man.

Speaker 7 (01:58:47):
And throw up on X every now and then.

Speaker 5 (01:58:50):
I understand exactly what you're saying. But the thing is
we have and i'd say this is people don't want
to believe it because they want to believe the toxic,
the negative. They want to think that, like my life
sucks because they hate me, right, But in reality, I
have a great life with my wife. We have the
best time together we have.

Speaker 2 (01:59:10):
You know what I noticed about him, h bomb, He's
always saying how great his life is. And my first
thought is always like, if your life is great, you
don't need to constantly tell people about it that it's great, right,
You would just like living life and having a good,
good good time. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:59:27):
When he goes I'm successful and you're not, it just
like that one really irks me because it's like, I'm
fucking more successful than you, and I know it.

Speaker 2 (01:59:39):
Dave says once PPP got people to pay him to
sit down, praise the cash, dang the cash all right,
one minute left on a goal timer with eight to go.
Looks like our goal streak from yesterday has ended. But
we thank you all for your kindness, generosity and support

(01:59:59):
of the sh much much appreciated and big support tonight.

Speaker 5 (02:00:02):
Anyway, common interest, we have to see that's how.

Speaker 2 (02:00:05):
You do it. Should I start yelling at.

Speaker 5 (02:00:08):
The audience fact that we have that you don't need
to share it with the internet, because I don't need
to brag. I'm happy, you know what I'm saying, Like
I'm not. I'm good, you know, and I get it.
It's nice to have that social aspect. But the fact
that we know that we have the stalker ish people
after us who will fuck with us any piece of
information we get. We made that pact with each other

(02:00:29):
that unless we make an active decision, that shall be
in my content. Again, it's just it's a complete separation
of what's public on the internet versus what's private behind
closed doors. And our life has been dramatically better since
we made that separation.

Speaker 2 (02:00:43):
Yeah, I agree with that. You need to tell people
we don't want to fuck with its.

Speaker 5 (02:00:49):
Stress on our life together by putting it public. We're
happy as we are.

Speaker 2 (02:00:55):
Oh, we're so happy. I once found out that a
friend of mine that I had no idea was like
super super loaded, and I had no idea he was
that loaded, like but because he lived pretty modestly, but like, uh,
he got some patents and the patents paid like millions
and millions of dollars. Nothing changed in his life. He

(02:01:17):
kept running his little small business and uh yeah, that's
something else. One for the goal from von Srgan. Thank
you for your kindness, generosity and support and thanks for
being a member of.

Speaker 9 (02:01:33):
All.

Speaker 2 (02:01:33):
Right, now we're seven from the goal. I'm gonna I'm
gonna pocket watch like like you know, I'm gonna add
it up. If we get seven more, I will say
the gold streak continues seven more super chats of five
or more before the goal ends. I'm putting all of
my audience in debt like dark Side Phil h Bomb,
like you guys, owe me seven more superchats so that

(02:01:54):
we are five or more so that we could keep
the gold streak going. Man oh man.

Speaker 5 (02:02:02):
That's just one case where people like your mods or
your viewers or trolls or whoever it is, they come
in your streams and they say something and they're like
here it is, and.

Speaker 2 (02:02:11):
You're I'd rather have the money.

Speaker 5 (02:02:13):
And next thing, you know, you believe it and everyone
believes it. It's not true. And this happens a lot
in your content, they goed you into stuff. They Oh,
Phil said he's gonna beat you up. I never said that,
but that's what they want you to believe. And now
they've got the clips.

Speaker 2 (02:02:25):
Phil saying that the audience goes you into stuff. He
takes the bait all the time, does Yes. The only
one who's worse at taking the bait is the quartering.
Have you seen some of the shit going on with him?
Have you? It's it's so funny, like somebody sent a
message and they were like, Hanna Claire, you are and

(02:02:47):
then they spelled out keino casino in a bunch of
different words, and then and then at the end of
the message like now take the first letter of each
of those things and fucking quartering, Rique I and c A.
Oh he got fucked right. Yeah, let's hit the goal

(02:03:08):
nail so we can have a second goal during silk song,
exactly right, Praise the cat. He hit two goals yesterday
and then then said another one.

Speaker 3 (02:03:19):
Yeah, well yeah, he hit two goals his first stream
yesterday and then he only got like fifty some bucks
on the on the Ninja stream on the night.

Speaker 2 (02:03:30):
Show, and he bitched and cried and mined.

Speaker 3 (02:03:32):
And he cried and he berated the chat for it
like nothing ever happened. I was like, why did you
just shut the fuck up?

Speaker 2 (02:03:39):
Well, you know what I love when he does those
marathon special events streams. The one time he got like
fifteen dollars in one day and then the next day
he was he was angry because he's like, I've been
streaming for two hours and we're only at thirty two dollars. Like,
what's going on? Guys? Like, do you realize that you

(02:03:59):
you sucked every dollar they had they before and they
need some time to recover before they can give you
more money? You ask Ale? Nope, has no self awareness
of that. People have finite amounts of money to give
them they've got They.

Speaker 5 (02:04:18):
Do it to me, they get my go to sometimes.
But I think it's kind of the thing that you
were that's that's one of the reasons why on Friday
to be boring.

Speaker 3 (02:04:28):
Yeah, he's doing his annual Halloween America.

Speaker 5 (02:04:30):
You'll give that because you already got your three. Was
that the thing where you said that you had stock
in something that you can't hold stock in or something.

Speaker 2 (02:04:41):
Like that Halloween.

Speaker 5 (02:04:44):
And they they be they bet right into it.

Speaker 6 (02:04:46):
They bit right into it because the clothes, because I'm like, listen, guys,
all these we're about to go into recession. The economy
is not in the best of shape right now. The
tariffs you are going to kick in. People are going
to go to the like the low market groceries, wars
and police places like all these is gonna go up.
They're gonna get to the cheap, gross stocking all these

(02:05:08):
right now, it's only gonna go up. And everybody's you
can't lie stocking, you know, It's like, of course you can't,
motherfuck it. But guess what, I know you're I know
you're here. I know you're lurking. Now, can ban youl
bitch ask this? Only because everything I've noticed about trolls
is they're all fucking crypto bros.

Speaker 7 (02:05:26):
Every one of them is a crypto bro.

Speaker 6 (02:05:27):
And they're all like stock market Wall Street bets kind
of guys. They're all this like human in cell incarnate
like that. I bet their fucking room has a tangible
smell because they're gonna take fucking Vassi.

Speaker 5 (02:05:45):
Mind I would, I wouldn't doubt you. I just for me,
and I'm I mean this seriously, a lot of people
won't believe me. I don't pay attention to what my
trolls are doing or saying. I just don't want to know,
and then people will bring it up on my That's
how I hear about the next one. Were the next
bullshit that's going on? But like I don't know anything
about him, Like I don't either know a guy named Duty.

Speaker 3 (02:06:05):
Or Duty salesman.

Speaker 5 (02:06:10):
I know who this guy?

Speaker 6 (02:06:11):
What you people will say it looks like your Duty
is so fucking confusing, dog like this Duty you got money,
Like he's got like real fucking money.

Speaker 5 (02:06:21):
Wasn't he Like, wasn't he one of your goals?

Speaker 6 (02:06:23):
People said he was your troll first and at one point, Yeah,
but he found me boring and he last shown to you.

Speaker 5 (02:06:28):
Yeah, it's out. You probably have real.

Speaker 7 (02:06:32):
Money and you spent all your day dealing with Phil.

Speaker 5 (02:06:36):
Well, yeah, this jar it's not.

Speaker 2 (02:06:38):
It's like, listen, I know some people hbomp don't like Duty.
I don't have anything against him, but here's what I'll say.
He makes more money than Phil covering Phil. Yeah, and
he doesn't beg right, and he doesn't you know, he's
not toxic, right, I'm sure Duty could fart on stream

(02:07:01):
and hit a goal. But the thing that's so fascinating
to me is that, you know, like my only experience
is my own. When I cover some UFO scammer or grifter,
I don't make more than the grifter, Do you know
what I mean? Right? But somehow the detractors, many of
the probably that being said, makes more than Phil too,

(02:07:21):
and some of the other channels like snorth Hoogan and
desp Memology, all these different detractors are covering Phil and
making more money than filmmakes making the content that they're
all farming. It's crazy, but they could. Phil can cry
all he wants about duty. Duty makes more money than

(02:07:41):
him and all he does is shit on Phil every day.
It's an easy gig. Like I was telling each bo,
I'm like, I was late to the stream, right, and
I but I told I'm like, it's no big deal,
Like we don't need prep. Like you don't need some
prep the cover Phil. You just play his videos and
laugh at what a clown he is. Garazie, what's DSP

(02:08:02):
going to do when the shutdown stops the disability payments
to his dents? Oh no, he's gonna be in trouble garage.
And when there's snap benefits end on November first. He's
fucked because they're gonna have to buy food with their
other check, so they're not gonna have the money to
give to Phil. He is fucked. And if you're keeping track,

(02:08:24):
that's six more to the goal. We don't have the
goal timer going. It ended, but we'll keep it going.
If we get six more five dollars super test, we'll
say the goal streak continues. Said.

Speaker 5 (02:08:35):
I think a lot of people they look at these
people and they're.

Speaker 2 (02:08:37):
Like, thank you, long time show so much.

Speaker 5 (02:08:41):
I think that's the case.

Speaker 10 (02:08:42):
I'll be honest, Phil, Wouldn't it be great if Donald
Trump's son or somebody was like, listen, we gotta shut
down the government to stop this dark side.

Speaker 8 (02:08:56):
Phil guy would he's taking advantage of all these disability people.
Let's shut down disability for a few months and star
films so he has to get a job, right, oh man?

Speaker 5 (02:09:11):
Grown up on the internet. Their entire lives, their entire
important existence is on the internet. Like I'm talking to
grasp someone online just like keeps them. It doesn't it
doesn't matter. It's all bullshit to me. But what's more
important than anything that happens online is what happens outside
of here when I'm with my wife and I'm in
real life. It's like I say, online, you guys can

(02:09:32):
make fun of me as much as you want, but
I hit my goals and everyone takes my money when
I'm off the stream. So why the fuck do I
care what you're saying about me?

Speaker 3 (02:09:38):
Right?

Speaker 5 (02:09:38):
Why do I care what video duty made about me today?
When I'm good? You know, I just don't give a ship.
But I feel like there's this weird online culture of
people who like, even if they're okay in life, somehow
they feel like the way that they can get any
kind of positivity, any kind of feeling of endorphins break

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someone down, okay they.

Speaker 7 (02:10:03):
Did.

Speaker 5 (02:10:05):
Instead, they find these resources online to latch onto people
and fun with people online, and this becomes this whole
community mentality, these thousands of people on the internet. All
I do is with people all day myself. You know,
like you said, it's not just.

Speaker 2 (02:10:22):
Industry of streamers on to.

Speaker 5 (02:10:24):
Some extent, an obsessed group of people, you know, who
have like hyperfixation on ship. I do think that's part
of people like that, But I do believe that there's
a people. Now this has become a pastime for them.
This is actually how they get their.

Speaker 7 (02:10:38):
Jobs office network. I thought, like the narrative of me
is like this must have been the person that should
be getting like if I did everything that rumor has well.

Speaker 2 (02:10:55):
He is a fat white girl, and you know those
black dudes love fat white girls. It's the stereotype, but
it's true, right.

Speaker 6 (02:11:04):
Right, fucking jail, I'll bet I ran a nightclub.

Speaker 2 (02:11:10):
I can confirm it's one hundred percent through. Sometimes I'd
have to work the door, and when fact girls would
be coming in, I felt like pointing them over to
the black guys at the bar, you know, like you
got your ladies looking to hook up. There's some there's
some black guys right over there, right.

Speaker 7 (02:11:30):
But the problem I have with it is it creates.

Speaker 6 (02:11:32):
It creates this this community in this community indctrinates people
into hating you. And all it takes is one sick
person that doesn't is it clicking all up here in
the brain to go do something to somebody like I
put something a jail, Like I put one of my
trolls in jail.

Speaker 8 (02:11:48):
For his wife's looking for because swatting, because they swatted me.

Speaker 6 (02:11:52):
It's like, dude, you got y counted police, like four
hundred thousand dollars. You don't think there's gonna be a
case opened up about this. It's like, don't do that.

Speaker 5 (02:12:01):
No, and and that's the thing they feel like alcohol, money,
any kind of consequences. Because it's all done online. We're
still we're still in the early years, the early generation
of online existence. We don't have safeguards for a lot
of shit right now, right except it's like the Wild

(02:12:22):
West still in a lot of ways. You know, someone's yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:12:26):
Him complaining that there's you know, there's problems on the internet.
He scams people constantly, and he what he wants more
oversight of the internet. Phil, You're gonna fuck up your
own your own grifts. You're not gonna be able to
scam the dents anymore. If there's more oversight.

Speaker 5 (02:12:45):
Like fucking with you, you notify YouTube, you notify X.
They don't give a ship like, oh, well, file a
lawsuit money, I can't be filing about Maybe in twenty
thirty years things will be different. But as of now,
the culture it's pretty bad online. It's very toxic. And
you know, anyone who thinks that they can get get

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one up on someone and get over on them.

Speaker 7 (02:13:07):
I know you don't like talking about the troll ship,
but there's.

Speaker 6 (02:13:11):
One I have to talk about it. I've always wanted
when I took a face because I'm a car guy. Okay,
I'm a car guy, a guy I had no cars.
What is the true story behind the Corolla wheel?

Speaker 5 (02:13:25):
Here we go, roller wheel? I don't know what that is.

Speaker 7 (02:13:28):
Let's go situation.

Speaker 6 (02:13:34):
One of the wheels off of your car? Yes, just
one single wheel?

Speaker 5 (02:13:39):
Correct? Yes, that's what I had say.

Speaker 7 (02:13:43):
The true story it was.

Speaker 6 (02:13:45):
It wasn't that your wife like curbed the fuck out
of it and it blew the tire.

Speaker 7 (02:13:48):
No, No, I went to just one wheel.

Speaker 5 (02:13:52):
I'm sitting here streaming, okay, and I get a text
from my wife, who's getting out of work and normally
would just be driving home, and she says, I really
don't know what to do. Our entire wheel is missing.

Speaker 2 (02:14:04):
Yeah, this doesn't make sense because look how the car
was parked. H bomb, you sent me the picture. Yeah,
this does not look like she was just parked at work.

Speaker 3 (02:14:14):
No, it looks like it's too far up in the
space and too far over to me.

Speaker 2 (02:14:20):
Yeah, and I could imagine that maybe she blew the
tire or something, and somebody came along and took it
off for her. But then there wasn't a spare. That's
that's what I got from this, right, I mean you
would think there would be at least a donut in
there or something, but yeah, donut, but she donut. Yeah
the donut tire, she ate it. That's what happened. But

(02:14:42):
this his story does not make sense on what happened
with this, But let's listen anyway, because it's funny.

Speaker 5 (02:14:48):
Car I said. My reaction was exactly like yours. I
was like, that can't really be what happened. This guy
be something going on here. So I'm trying to get
the real story out of her.

Speaker 2 (02:14:57):
Every story he tells about her makes her say, we
got a.

Speaker 5 (02:15:04):
Retard wife missing, and they left the jack.

Speaker 7 (02:15:08):
At least they left the jack, at least it was
on the ground.

Speaker 5 (02:15:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:15:12):
One of the issues I have with this pitch. I
don't know if you see this picture in a while.

Speaker 6 (02:15:15):
But like, and the reason I was like that this
can't be the true story because like she's parking a
way that she's taking up like marine park, cat, Like
she's not directly in a park, like the cars slightly.

Speaker 7 (02:15:30):
Miss Jack and it's like, this is what made me
look up.

Speaker 5 (02:15:34):
I have no idea about that when I when I
got there, this was.

Speaker 7 (02:15:37):
Deep with you had your person in your bank stuff.

Speaker 3 (02:15:42):
That was if you really want to troll them.

Speaker 5 (02:15:44):
You take the jacket for that, because this is what
does making and I feel like the same. Yeah, yeah,
but no, I don't know about the parkings. I know
that was the mall parking lot, and obviously all parking lots.
Who knows, so they paint the lines and that I
have no clue.

Speaker 7 (02:15:57):
But then the cat cat at Pulk, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:16:02):
I really, I really have no idea. You want to
know the truth. She's driven the car when I've been
in it, when together I drive, I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (02:16:11):
With my wife.

Speaker 6 (02:16:12):
My wife hates driving when I'm there because I coultique
her driving because she got like a woman. She this
you could, you would be sexist to me. Women are
bad drivers as a as a species.

Speaker 5 (02:16:25):
All I know is put together. She would rather than
I do it, So I like health. I don't care.
I need to practice, dude, I drive away less she does.
She's on some working.

Speaker 2 (02:16:36):
Can drive.

Speaker 5 (02:16:36):
I need to practice driving, so I don't kill you.

Speaker 3 (02:16:40):
So my wife drives our Camaro to work and it's
twenty seventeen. It's a super sport, it's got the big
V eight and she drives like fucking Mario Andretti. And
for some reason, she never gets pulled over. And I
can't explain it.

Speaker 2 (02:16:57):
Oh, what color is the Camaro?

Speaker 3 (02:16:59):
It's black jet black.

Speaker 2 (02:17:01):
That might have something to do with it. Red ones
get pulled over. White ones get pulled over. Black ones
not so much.

Speaker 3 (02:17:06):
Yeah, I mean, it's just crazy how she'll do The
one street out by our house is like thirty five
and she'll do fifty and she hasn't been pulled over once.

Speaker 2 (02:17:20):
Oh that's amazing. Yeah, I don't know the power of
the vagina.

Speaker 7 (02:17:25):
You're getting the call and just be out of gas?

Speaker 5 (02:17:27):
No, because I do keep an eye on it. I do,
And she's good at telling me when we're low on gas,
you know, so that you know we know to get it.
Either she gets it on the way home, or we'll
get it when we're out or whatever.

Speaker 2 (02:17:35):
You know.

Speaker 5 (02:17:36):
Not a big deal there, did I would.

Speaker 6 (02:17:37):
Hate to live the left here? A living right there?
Did my wife Teresa call it like a cobage?

Speaker 7 (02:17:41):
Can?

Speaker 5 (02:17:42):
Oh man?

Speaker 6 (02:17:42):
Like good absolute garbage. Can I'm like dog, we don't
pay twenty thirty thousand dollars. The third trashing the floorboard,
come home, we got you gotta buy the.

Speaker 5 (02:17:52):
Bags, so we have up the bag and then I
just dumbed those out every once in a while.

Speaker 2 (02:17:59):
Yeah, cars are should get notice. Take a Camara is.

Speaker 5 (02:18:02):
Completely removed, not the not the tire, The entire wheel
assembly was removed. So I lost everything, the entire assembly.
And I show up and I'm staring at I can't
believe it. The mall security can't believe it. Bystanders can't
believe it. Or although they weren't, no pairball cappen, Oh
the wings, there's cameras. The problem is I live in
Washington State, the most well, okay second or third most

(02:18:24):
liberal state in the country, where no one cares. So I.

Speaker 2 (02:18:29):
Cam nice.

Speaker 3 (02:18:32):
I was going to drive it down to your place,
but he gave.

Speaker 5 (02:18:35):
The information to the mall security.

Speaker 2 (02:18:37):
Much ship for me to protect that? That is nice.
I like that aikey.

Speaker 7 (02:18:45):
Off of it?

Speaker 5 (02:18:47):
Well, oh you mean like that the of the car
walking around the.

Speaker 7 (02:18:49):
Car like somebody just taking my fucking wheel off my ship?

Speaker 5 (02:18:52):
Like all right, oh, I she would just I'm allowed
to give that out to the public. We can only
give it to the police if the police requested it,
and the police never cared, they never investigated, or if
they did, they never even told us it didn't care.

Speaker 6 (02:19:07):
Well, since since you have a since you had a
police file, like like you filed a police report, obviously, right,
that would mean it would be the Freedom of Information Act.

Speaker 7 (02:19:16):
You could actually go through that.

Speaker 6 (02:19:17):
Since it actually evolved in a crime, you're entitled to
that footage.

Speaker 7 (02:19:21):
It's not like they can't give.

Speaker 2 (02:19:22):
It to you.

Speaker 5 (02:19:23):
Yeah, if I guess if they requested it.

Speaker 2 (02:19:25):
No, it's a private company.

Speaker 7 (02:19:26):
They didn't have had a case. Private company the contact. Yeah,
you to contact that guy and you'd open a four
your request.

Speaker 5 (02:19:37):
I don't know. I got nothing. I got nothing.

Speaker 2 (02:19:40):
That costment.

Speaker 6 (02:19:41):
You have to, like you have a relatively new call,
like a twenty twenty plus.

Speaker 5 (02:19:45):
No, it's a twenty, it's a twenty seventeen.

Speaker 7 (02:19:47):
It's a twenty sept we sapt that's the risk.

Speaker 5 (02:19:49):
But yeah, yeah, you have no dude, I'm not lying again.
I'll say this and people will say he's all of shit.
It cost almost seven hundred dollars to get the whole
same replaced.

Speaker 2 (02:20:03):
That's bullshit. We could look up right now, twenty seventeen
Toyota Corolla wheel and tire or am I wrong? Seven hundred?
I mean for the rim and tire. If I had
the guess, it would be in the neighborhood. Maybe, No,

(02:20:27):
you could get one hundred and twenty nine dollars. You
can get a Toyota Corolla twenty seventeen to twenty nineteen
rim and then we'll see tire.

Speaker 3 (02:20:39):
Yeah, you can do it. Yeah, you can do it
way under probably three hundred bucks.

Speaker 2 (02:20:44):
You can find a tire for one hundred and twenty
five dollars for that car, So three twenty five where
we can get seven hundred. That's what he told his
morons so that they felt bad for him and gave
him money.

Speaker 3 (02:20:56):
That's dealership price.

Speaker 2 (02:20:58):
Maybe dealership price, yeah, because he's the kind of moron
that would take it to a dealer to get that fixed.

Speaker 5 (02:21:03):
Right, the entire assembly, such as the tire. I'm fucking
replacing you everything you know with a wheel, Yeah, the
whale tire. You have to order it. They don't just
have that shit sitting around. You order it. They fucking
comes in.

Speaker 7 (02:21:15):
That's I think it was out of match the other
ones because it's new.

Speaker 5 (02:21:18):
You know, it actually did I I looked out. I
looked out, it does pretty much match that, uh you know,
and I bought the fucking those special nuts that lock.
Now you the key to get the nuts off, so
now no one can steal my tires anymore.

Speaker 7 (02:21:31):
I put the yeah a lot harder.

Speaker 2 (02:21:35):
It's problem. I'd like to think that it was a
detractor that didn't just fucking watch watch him on stream,
like lose his fucking mind over this, right, I mean,
it's pretty genius, and that would be a pretty genius
troll move right to go and just take one tire,
And that sounds like some patrol would do, like don't
steal all four of them.

Speaker 3 (02:21:56):
But the troll had that troll had some feelings because
they left the jack.

Speaker 2 (02:22:00):
I mean, yeah, left the jest. I don't know, dude.
I lived in Philly, in in in the hood, and
ship like that happens in the hood. But I don't
know any you know, like in the inner city in Philly. Yeah,
you could come out in the morning to get in
your car to go to work and be missing attire
two right or some parts? Right? I remember once my

(02:22:24):
neighbor and my next door neighbor came outside and he's like,
do you hear anything last night? I go know why?
He goes, somebody stole my rear view mirrors on both
sides of my truck. Came along with the wrench. He
just came along with the wrench and took both of
his fucking mirrors off of this truck. I don't know why.
I guess they need it the mirrors, right, And other

(02:22:45):
fun stuff that happens in the hood, Like one time
it was really hot there was a heat wave in
Philly and dude, I lived in the hood. D A
h O O d the hood and uh I hear,
I hear. You know how you can like hear if
you if you're trying to sleep or you are sleeping
and you get used to that fan noise or air

(02:23:07):
conditioner noise. I'm upstairs and I have the air on downstairs, right,
and I'm getting ready for bed, and all of a sudden,
I hear the air conditioner is not on anymore, and
I'm like, oh, I probably fucking died, right, I go downstairs.
Somebody ripped my air conditioner out of the fucking window

(02:23:29):
while it was running and stole it. And by the
time I get to the door, I just see some
crackhead running around the corner at the end of the block,
like this guy sprint it with he needed him an
air conditioner more than I needed an h bob. I
was like, I was like shocked. I was dumpdown. That
was like, did he just steal an air conditioner right

(02:23:51):
on my fucking window. I mean that that's some crackhead shit.
That's some ghetto shit right there. Yeah, that is. But
you know, you gotta give him the effort. Yeah, And
he had to like pull it out of the window
and then pull on the cord until the cord like
you know what I mean, Like right, yeah, And I

(02:24:13):
guess I did. I didn't really have it like screwed
into good to the window. It was just one of
those you know, little air conditioners, just the window down
on it.

Speaker 6 (02:24:23):
Yeah, they take they take them, take them two or
three in centrally.

Speaker 5 (02:24:30):
And that's the thing. I don't think it. I'm pretty
sure everyone literally the mall parking lot, surrounded by other
people in cars, they didn't.

Speaker 6 (02:24:41):
Nobody cares. Nobody cares because I wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (02:24:43):
My niece called me somebody saw somebody.

Speaker 6 (02:24:49):
I'm over here car Jimmy her door open and like
reaching able to grab her to grab keys out. Just
people walk by. I tould he steal as far as
they fucking nobody gives a ship.

Speaker 2 (02:24:59):
All right, we made it through. H Bomb. Yeah, I've
got a couple more clips, but I think we'll save
him for another time because I'm sure you're gonna keep
making new ones. I hope so right.

Speaker 3 (02:25:13):
Yes, I have no plans on stopping anytime soon.

Speaker 2 (02:25:15):
Are you gonna cover other stuff or just Phil? I
noticed once in a while you do some other people.
Who else you know.

Speaker 3 (02:25:21):
I'm I'm so particular on how the voice has to
fit the person.

Speaker 2 (02:25:28):
That kid voice fits Phil te I like that more
than the gay voice. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:25:34):
I've done some clips of others and if it doesn't
sound right to me, I just don't put it up.
So I mean, it's it's hard.

Speaker 2 (02:25:47):
Yeah, and h Bomb, for those that watch The Wacky
World of Wilcock, also makes the Gay Wilcock, which really
fits Willcock to a t.

Speaker 11 (02:26:00):
Take a sample, clean up the house, and by not
putting the food out anymore, we've almost completely there's still
a little bit of stuff going on, but they're just
they're not going to come back because there's there's the mice.

Speaker 7 (02:26:14):
Don't have anything to feed on. So you know, the
physical trouble with.

Speaker 2 (02:26:19):
The David Wilcock of Ancient Aliens Fame's house is infested
with mice. Them h bomb gave him the gay treatment. Well.
I jokingly called the software that he uses to turn
Wilcock even more gay than he usually is gay the
gay and Eat or two thousand. Remember I used to say,

(02:26:39):
run these clips through the gay and eat or two thousand. Well, listen,
I do want to thank you for fixing the heat
in my office. I'm moving back to streaming there this
coming week, and I will tell you that since you left,
I've been spending more time in the office and got
caught up on many things. And my wife is very

(02:26:59):
happy because I'm an asshole and I would leave the
electric radiator on and then she would find that I
left it on all night in the morning and yell
at me. So I'm getting yelled at a lot less
suck he did it again. I'm like, all right, whatever.
You know, it's a tiny room too, so that little
electric radiator would turn it into a sauna in there

(02:27:23):
with the door closed. Oh man, And my music studio
now has heat, so maybe I'll be spending more time
in there. And I truly do appreciate you coming down.
That's a pure act of kharmacy. I helped him get
his channel monetized. He helped me with a big problem
that we just never got to. You know. It was
one of those this is good enough for now, and
then that became a permanent situation with the space heaters,

(02:27:46):
you know what I mean. I'm sure you've seen that
before for that business. Yeah, you just you just forget
about it. Yeah. Yeah, Well, I appreciate you spending some
time with us tonight on the latest roast. I think
we've done our diligence, and I appreciate you fixing my heat.
And I'm really gonna appreciate you coming being my slave
labor force at the cabin build I mean helper at

(02:28:10):
the cabin. Bill No, I have invited h Bomb and
his wife to come and stay, but uh, just h
Bomb probably until spring because that uh you know, those
those camping trailers like you can heat them, but the
heat just runs right out of them. And I wouldn't
recommend trying to stay there in the winter. You wouldn't

(02:28:30):
do well, right, No, probably not. I try to do
that one year because the the uh there was a
problem with my chimney with the woodstove, and I was like, well,
there's heat in the trailer, so I don't want to
go home yet. I'll just stay in there tonight. Holy shit,
not a good idea. Well, thank you for a time.

(02:28:53):
I'm going to turn you out of here, do a
quick wrap up and call a night. So thank you,
all right, thank you a wonderful h bomb And be sure,
friends go over and subscribe to his channel. It's pinned
in the YouTube live chatn I'll put it in the
kick chat as well. Thank you, Hbob. Thanks for your
gay and eight or two thousand work. I'm a big
any time. All right, you have a good night. All right, friends,

(02:29:16):
we've made it. We've made it through another wonderful pig
roast and I'm going to be back tomorrow. And also
I have a special announcement that I should probably as
a good show host promote. I was going to do
a Halloween show. One second here, let me see if

(02:29:50):
I could find it. I was going to do a
Halloween show. But I've already got a busy Halloween because
I've got to go to the cat. I been after
spending some time with my children chick or treating, and
I don't want to jam too much into one day.
That's too much in one day. So we are gonna

(02:30:11):
do on Thursday night Mischief Night. And we've done a
Mischief Night Madness show before. So this Thursday Night, which
is actually tomorrow, uh, Tomorrow night, at seven pm, we're
gonna be doing a truth Seekers Live open panel show,
which will be a Kick exclusive show. What does that mean?

(02:30:34):
That means we're only going to be streaming it live
on Kick, but if you come to our YouTube channel
then will be sort of a funnel video saying hey
we're live on Kick. Go over there. And that will
be tomorrow night at seven pm. We're gonna have a
costume ball and competition, So where your best costume and
join the show. I've got some prizes, and we're going

(02:30:56):
to be doing a watch party of interesting and spooky
short films by short films. I mean, I think most
of them are twenty or twenty five minutes or less,
and they'reby independent filmmakers whose permission I have obtained to
use in a watch party setting, so we won't have
any copyright issues and it will be a Halloween special.

(02:31:20):
So very often most of you my audience watches the
live show or listens to the live show. But tomorrow
night you get a chance to actually be in the
live show. Wear a costume, but be sure to wear
clothes and headphones. No nudity, and please do wear headphones
because occasionally when we do these open panel shows, people

(02:31:41):
try to join they don't have headphones and echoes like shit,
people you know the audio files start complaining to me
like why is it so echoe? And you know, wear headphones.
You really must wear headphones. You don't have to appear
on video. You can be just audio and an avatar.
But you can't take part in the costume contest unless
you're wearing some kind of costume and showing yourself on video.

(02:32:05):
And I will be posting the links to that shortly.
So tomorrow night, don't just watch the show, don't just
listen to the show. Come and join the show, be
a part of it. Yeah, Arley says, no nudity. Nobody
wants to see you're junk. Yeah, no junk show right.

(02:32:25):
Uh oh, somebody stole your name. Ah, I tried making
a kick like five times, but my name is already taken. Well,
sorry for that. Yeah, I hope you joined Kick Best
of the Worst style nice. No, I don't know. We
did something like a costume contest before and we had

(02:32:46):
some pretty itch. Somebody showed up as like an FBI agent,
somebody showed up as a cop. A bunch of different
females showed up with those, you know, like sexy Halloween
outfits that women wear. So yeah, tomorrow night, seven pm
Eastern Standard time, and I'm going to try to jam
an early regular Truth Seeker show here on YouTube in

(02:33:08):
so busy day tomorrow and busy day on Friday. Ian says,
but I want people to see my joke. Yeah, save
those unsolicited dick pics for like strangers on the internet.
Don't come to my show with the dick out. Nobody
wants to see cockin balls tomorrow. Wear some clothes, please do.

(02:33:31):
Arleen says, I'm not on Kick and I'm not looking
to change that. Well, what will we do without your
excellent moderation keeping up tonight? Yeah, it completes the Yeah,
the cock and balls completes the look. Yes, So please
join me tomorrow night for our second kick dot com
exclusive show. Last time we had between one hundred and

(02:33:51):
fifty and two hundred live viewers. It was great. I
hope that we're going to have a good showing tomorrow night,
seven pm Eastern Standard time. I've got some fun stuff planned.
We're just going to do like a watch party. So
get some snacks and your favorite beverages. Wear a costume
if you want. You don't have to wear a costume,
but you won't be eligible to win some pride some

(02:34:13):
prizes unless you do wear a costume, so we highly
encourage that you do wear a costume. It'll be great,
all right. So we have done our due diligence and
I am going to bounce on out of here. Friends.
I want to thank all of you kind and generous benefactors,
you Patreon supporters, you kick supporters. We'll check in with
the Kick Support make sure we don't have any other

(02:34:34):
kind and generous Kick supporters to shout out. No, we're
all good. The content Lasagnia was our last Kick gifted sub,
so thanks to the content Lasignia for the Kick support.
We have done our due diligence. I'll be back tomorrow sometime.
Follow me on x or Twitter at Stephen Cambien. We
always announced their live streams shortly before broadcasts, at least

(02:34:57):
a few hours before broadcast usually over there. I'm not sure.
I'm going to try to get up a little early
and get an early show in for truth Seekers before
we do the special event show on Kick exclusively tomorrow night.
No place I would rather be than right here with
all of you. So that's all I got for your friends.
Oh and thanks to h Bomb, our guest tonight, and

(02:35:19):
thank him for all the wonderful clips that I have
shared during these roasts. You can go to his channel
on YouTube. Just search for h Bomb DSP and you'll
find him. Otherwise, the link is pinned in the live chat.
So that's all I got for your friends. Until next time.
My name is Stephen Cambian. Good night and God bless all.

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