Cambian's PIGROAST! Darksydephil EXPOSED! A DSP update! NEVEr TOO PROUD TO BEG!

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Speaker 1 (00:13):
True seekers exposing the truth. True seekers coming for him
for you. True seekers exposing the lies. True seekers open
your eyes.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
They lie again.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Have you had your feel.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Let go of lies.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Take your second red I know you had, you.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
Had your fill.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
It's time to take your second red pill.

Speaker 5 (00:56):
I know you've had, You've had your.

Speaker 6 (01:01):
It's time to take your.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Second red bill. I know you've had, You've had your fill.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
It's time to take your second red bill.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
True Seekers exposing the truth truth. True Seekers coming for you.
True seekers exposing the lies.

Speaker 7 (01:33):
True seekers opened your eyes. It's time to.

Speaker 5 (01:50):
Take your second retil. I know you had, you had
your fill.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
It's time to take your second red down.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Drew seekers exposing the truth. Tru Segers coming for you.
Dreu Segers exposing the lies. Duers open your eyes.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Greetings and salutations, friends, and welcome back. It's been quite
some time since we checked in with my favorite e
begging child's play gaming streamerror Lunatic dark Side Phil. So
here we are h Tim Curley saying pig in the
live chat. Well, take a moment to recognize and welcome

(02:52):
in the live chat. Will also be setting a goal,
which is the same goal we've had for quite some time.
That is twenty super chats of five or higher, and
we'll give it a two hour time limit, and I'm
just gonna put overtime we can do some dsp archaeology
and go over some of his older greatest missus or

(03:16):
something like that. Yeah, so the goal has begun and
God blessed the goal to Raka one is in the
live chat and he says, what's up, dude. I saw
the pics of your cabin work in progress. Looks great. Yeah,
you know, I get it. A lot of people are
kind of making fun of the pictures like this looks

(03:37):
like somebody said it looks like a hobo, a homeless
hobo cabin or something, you know. And I go, well,
show me your cabin that you build out of trees
and trash, because I don't know, I think it looks
pretty good. Remember, I have some obstacles in my way
since the local municipality fucked me on this permit. I

(04:01):
don't really have money to just go to home depot
and buy the materials. You know, you know how a
normal person would build something like Well, we got to
go to home depot and get two by fours and
some paneling and you know insulation and you know some siding,
you know, roofing material, plywood. You know, I'm not doing that.

(04:23):
I am literally just walking around the forest picking up
pieces of I was gonna say, shit, it's not shit
picking up pieces of fallen trees. And if I don't
use those fallen trees on my land, they will just
rode away, and which still serves the purpose because it
will fertilize the forest floor and maybe feed some of

(04:46):
the you know, trees and shrubs and whatever in the area.
But I think a better use for those materials before
they rot is either firewood or building materials. So I
have two piles over there, and some thing is a
little rotten, but it'll still burn. It goes in the
firewood pile. Got a huge pile of shit over there,

(05:08):
and if it's still really solid, I put it in
the build material pile. And so we're building the whole
cabin out of basically just logs and rocks found on
the property. And there's dono of spite with two dollars
saying praise the cash, yes, and God bless the goal,
my friends. So we want to take a moment to

(05:30):
thank you kind and generous benefactors and let you know
I will read every single super chat. I will thank
every person who becomes a subscriber on Kick, and I
will thank every person who gives a subscriber on Kick.
I will thank every person who gives a membership on YouTube.
I will read every super chat, read every PayPal pledge.

(05:53):
We definitely appreciate your kindness, generosity and support. I'm just
checking in with the Kick live chat. Last big contributor
was Winter Soldier yesterday gifted one subscribers. So thanks to
Winter Soldier, we've got some support in the Kick till. Yes,
Caleb says, you can make your own lumber with a chainsawmill.

(06:15):
I have plans for one, but first we have to
build the first cabin so I have a place to
lock things. And also I'm still Caleb. I'm still educating
some of the local neighbors, and part of me doesn't
blame people who are using my trails. Those are my roads.

(06:36):
Now they're old locking trails, but I have deeded access
to these old locking trails to get to and from
the main township road to my property. They're all blocked
off and screwed up, and they need a lot of work.
But they're my roads, private roads. And I don't blame
the locals, but a lot of the locals since this

(06:58):
particular forest I bought, or a great portion of this
forest that I bought, was no man's land for like
twenty thirty years, so people would ride their dirt bikes
through there, their quads, their mountain bikes. People would hike
through there. It's a beautiful forest. I don't blame people,
but I'm it's going to take me some time. I'm

(07:20):
slowly re educating the locals, and you know, I'm being
as kind as possible but saying you have no legal
right to be here. These are my roads, so please
respect me as a neighbor. You know, no harm, no
foul today, but don't come back here. And slowly but surely,
and I'm told by one of the neighbors that you know,
the neighbors are all talking to each other, going, oh,

(07:43):
that guy, there's a guy in there now and he
bought like that whole forest, so we can't use it anymore.
And you know, from what I hear, people are understanding that.
But my point being, I can't put a five thousand
dollar machine just sitting there in the woods, right and
hope that nobody steals it. And I can't leave a
five thousand dollars machine in the woods until I'm sure

(08:05):
that the locals understand it's private property now and nobody
should be there, so it's going to be a while.
And then also I can't well, actually sawmill is gas powered.
I could run a sawmill there with no power, but
I'd rather have the cabin up. I'd rather if I'm

(08:25):
gonna Caleb have a sawmill by the way, Caleb is right,
there's a machine. It's just a big saw called a sawmill,
and you run locks through it. You can make your
own two by fours or pine boards or whatever you want.
It's a great thing to have. I've always wanted one.
I'm going to get one, Caleb, but I have to
do a few things first. And we take a moment
to recognize another kind and generous soul in the live chat.

(08:46):
Don't know of spiite is here? Says Oh, I'm sorry,
it's tail super chats that count towards the goal. My
bad boogie can be in. Well, I got an extra
two dollars out of you don't know of spiite, So
thank you for your kindness. Tenerosity and support. Caleb says,
I have a chainsaw mill. I've made some beautiful things
out of the wood. Well, having a chainsaw mill is

(09:09):
one of those distant dreams of mine. But Caleb, up
until now, you know my other property, I only had
like a little less than an acre. So where are
you going to get all the trees at? A sawmill
only makes sense if you have enough land that there's
plenty of trees for you to take down or use

(09:30):
the falling dead, cut the standing dead. Oh you mean
an Alaskan chainsaw mill that uses your chainsaw. I understand.
I have one of those, and I'm going to give
that thing a workout. But the problem is I only
have electric chainsaws, so I have to get a gas
powered chainsaw. But my neighbor gave me that rig that

(09:52):
you put on a lob, you know, So yes, I
will be experimenting with things like that now that I
have free I basically have free lumber. You know, I
have all the free trees in the world. I would
worry about the locals gestoppo tearing it up out of spite.

(10:12):
Most of the neighbors have been very kind. A few
of them are stubborn, you know. Like one guy he
said to me, oh, I've been hunting in these woods
for twenty years, and I go, yeah, well that was
before anybody actually owned it. It used to be no
man's land. Now it's my land. So if you come
on my land and hunt, you're taking animals that belong
to me. They don't belong to you. You have no

(10:33):
right to them. And the thing about the hunters, I
get it up there in the Pocono Mountains. It's just culture.
Everybody hunts. Almost everybody hunts for food for their family.
But the problem that I have with hunters coming into
my property is less than a mile from my property,
there is a two hundred and fifty thousand acre state

(10:56):
gameland preserve that anybody is allowed to go use and
hunt on. But they don't want that because then they
have to compete with everybody else in the community who's
in their hunting. They want to come to my nice
private hide away and get all the you know, benefits.
There's plenty of protein walking around in my forest. But
I'm really strongly considering starting a nonprofit now before anybody

(11:23):
accuses me of grifting, I'm going to start a nonprofit
I think that will be like a nature preserve and
education center for that place. And I guess, yeah, we'll
take donations. Maybe I am starting to grift. We'll take donations, right,
and maybe those donations will allow us to buy up

(11:43):
more of the forest. But so far I had in mind.
Don't ask me why, but I have a lot of
birdhouses and bird feeders. There was a time when I
was having some anxiety issues and I used to go
into garage and just build bird houses. I know that's
sounds stupid, but anyway, I got a whole bunch of
bird houses some bird feedures. So I thought a bird

(12:05):
preserve would be good. And there's a perfect spot right
on the property for that. I don't know. Lots of plans.
Before you use Alaskan milk, get what are called slabbing
chains and have a different curve to the teeth. Yes,
I'm aware of that. It's called a ripping chain, Caleb,
and I have them already. I got all excited when
my neighbor got one of those, and then he tried
it for a while and he didn't like it. I

(12:26):
think it took too long, you know, take him an
hour or two to make each slab, but you got
to get the ripping chain right. You can make up
to twenty two inch boards. Interesting. Yeah, yeah, So listen,
let's get some support. I'm gonna check in with the
Kick live chatters periodically. We'll do some you know, we'll

(12:46):
do that right now. We'll do some shoutouts to Kick
and I apologize for not doing the stream. We've got
Rex Holes six six eight nine, Is there Scope Lee CFO,
is there? Winters FF nine thousand, doom wr Real Raid
Gunner And that looks like about it for now. And

(13:07):
I just want to thank all the Kick viewers because
I just checked in with my achievements and it looks
like path to Partner is almost there. We got to
get one hundred more subs in thirty days, not gifted subs, subscribers,

(13:35):
and we have to reach there's a bunch of metrics.
We need to have over two hundred and fifty unique
chatters in the last thirty days. We have one hundred
and thirty eight. We need to reach an average of
seventy five viewers in the last thirty days. We've only

(13:56):
reached fourteen. So close we might be able to get
their friends anyway. It's something to think about for the future.
So let me go into my Dark Side Phil latest folder.
Can you believe this is the twenty ninth Dark Side

(14:17):
film show that I did. That's crazy. Let me see
what we have to share with you. So dsp did
quite had quite a last couple of weeks, a catastrophic
Battlefield six stream, quitting every match and low support, and
then he crashes. There's a crash out video we have.

(14:39):
We'll start with the crash out. He crashed out over
Raw Phil and the detractors stealing his content and his money,
and I just think that's kind of hysterical, because you know,
people steal things that have value. I really don't think
that the Dark Side Phil's I don't think his raw

(15:01):
content has any value until a detractor takes his content
and then fucking makes fun of him. That's what I think.
I think there is no value in dark Side Phil
stream until the detractors get a hold of it and
make it funny, making fun of this loser, idiot retard.
All right, don't know of spiite with another One says,

(15:23):
let's hit the goal chat stop being broke. Well, you know, listen,
it's already h half. It's already halfway through the month. Yeah,
I'm feeling it this week like I don't normally live
like paycheck to paycheck as far as the show goes.
But I can't wait till the twenty first this month

(15:44):
because I need some shit for the Internet in Sanity
Circus show. And normally I would just buy the shit,
but this month I'm a little light. So yeah, let's
hit the goal. Don't know of spite and thank you
for your kindness, generosity and support and God bless you.
And we've got trolley troll troll, so of Guard's going
to start digging out a fallout shelter. YouTube won't let

(16:04):
me use the B word a bomb shelter. Well, there's
plenty of places to do what's called a dugout there
trolley troll troll. But I'm gonna wait until my friend
with the bobcat is over there. And God bless you,
and thank you for the kindness, generosity and support of
the show. It is much much appreciated. So we're going
to get right into this. I'm going to share my screen.

(16:24):
Where the hell are we at? Oh? Here we go?
And two of these clips tonight come from snort Hogan,
So be sure to subscribe to snort Hogan. He clips
this ship so I don't have to, right, And this
one is d sp crashing out over the money. He's

(16:44):
so seeding thinking that everybody's stealing from his from him
and you know, st st st st. Thank you guys
for the support. Let's keep him coming.

Speaker 8 (17:02):
My home gym is literally a weight bench with two dumbbells.
That's my home. JAM have a treadmill. Been using it
actively because I've been weightlifting, but I have a treadmill
as well.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
That's right, Cale. He's fast, and he's gay, he's a loser.

Speaker 8 (17:18):
He's broke room for the weight bench and already it's
been brought up. All right, Fine, So here's the thing.
The shirt. Okay, I really like this shirt because if
you look at the design, it's very intricate. Actually looks
nice on camera. You got the zebra, you got a
nice like tropical tree, right you all kinds of creatures
and stuff. The problem with this shirt is, no matter

(17:39):
how I wear it, it doesn't fit me. Right, Okay,
so what do you mean? Well, let me show you.
As you can see, the shirt is so weird. It's
a large. It is a large Okay, it was shrunk
or she washes small, it's just way small, something like that.
So as you can see the arms of the undershirt

(18:00):
go way out.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
Why did you buy it.

Speaker 8 (18:03):
And watch this? Is it even funnier than now? Are
you ready for this?

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Maybe he's just getting too fat? Yeah, that's definitely gay.

Speaker 8 (18:11):
Why why is the shirt so short?

Speaker 3 (18:15):
Maybe you're shrinking? I don't know.

Speaker 8 (18:19):
Okay, so I love the design, but it doesn't fit
right to be worn like this. You might say, all right,
we'll forget.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
This is a real problem.

Speaker 8 (18:31):
Just button. Are you ready?

Speaker 3 (18:33):
Listen? His wife must not care about him at all.
My wife would not let me wear a fucking shirt
that looks like it was for a child, especially if
I go outside. My wife is very strict about like, listen,
I'm always working on something. I'm always building something, painting something.
You know. So a lot of my clothes are messy,

(18:56):
you know. So I have two separate clothes cash shit.
I have work clothes or messy clothes, and then I
have outside clothes. My wife, you know, if we're going
somewhere in public, I have to be wearing nice, clean,
new looking clothes. I can't look like a bum. She says,
it reflects badly on our family when I look like
a homeless man. You know, his wife must not care

(19:19):
like or she shrunk the shit out of that shirt
in a wash or something. I don't know. He doesn't
strike me as the kind of guy who does his
own laundry. He has a housekeeper for that. Right.

Speaker 8 (19:35):
So you notice something, you probably can't notice it immediately,
so you might notice after a few minutes it doesn't
look too good buttoned. He might say, well, why not?
Because they mismanufactured the shirt. Right here. This right here
is the I don't know what it's called, the collar
of the shirt. It's supposed to actually be folded over
like that. The problem is they mismanufactured the shirt. So

(19:57):
you saw it just happened there. It folded itself over
and it looks to big. The button is in the
wrong spot. So what should have happened was this button
should have probably been a little bit longer.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
He so boring. Does anybody care about what shirt I'm wearing?
By the way, I can tell you my shirt it's
an alien shirt today. But don't know of spite with
a twenty dollars don't know, bomb Steve, it might be
time to do the twenty dollars shot fire sales or
the nipple hair burns? Is that or buns? Nipple hair
burns a paid straight from the book of Keno. Well,

(20:31):
I gotta be yeah, I don't know about doing shots
on stream. Giving current legal problems, it's a long story.
I won't be doing that for a while, or drinking
on stream for a while. In fact, I'm trying to
majorly cut down on my alcohol consumption, which has been
pretty successful. And by the way, I wasn't really having
a problem before I cut down. I just thought, well,

(20:53):
I don't like somebody having an attack vector, but thank
you for your kindness, generosity and support of the show.
Don't know, spite hearing the call of the goal, I
have to tip audit all these donations, says Zimalias. Well,
if we get some more, I'll start the audit. But
there's not enough to really do an audit yet, Zimalias,

(21:15):
maybe you should help with that. Hint, hint. Oh, I'm
turning into the longer I watch Dark Side fil the
more I'm turning into fucking dark Side film myself. Right,
I'm like, yeah, man, maybe I'll start doing like Steve
tries it right.

Speaker 8 (21:30):
Full like it's supposed to. But it doesn't. So if
I try to button the shirt, it doesn't look good
because the collar is screwed up. If I try to
unbutton the shirt and have an undershirt, the unders is
larger than the shirt. So I like the shirt. Good
for you, Good for you, stupid no matter what I
do to you, two.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
Two four seven, congratulations, keep it going, buddy, so it
bothers you. I've done that a couple of times in
my life.

Speaker 8 (21:52):
But I like the look of the shirt. I go back,
like the animated stuff on it. I think it pops
on camera. You know, my camera is fourteen forty p
But I can't make the shirt.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
For buying him that beautiful camera right that he doesn't even.

Speaker 8 (22:08):
Have a bull shirts. Well, you're gonna have to pay
for that. I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
Oh good for you.

Speaker 8 (22:14):
Where if you want to see more than just keep it.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Going, you have to I should probably do that someday again.

Speaker 8 (22:20):
You have to purchase your ticket, you understand, I'm forgetting
this year large. Well, then they accidentally put the children's
large in the adult large section of the Star. There
you go.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
I think he's stumbed off to buy children's clothes.

Speaker 8 (22:36):
That doesn't even make sense. So Dante Hicks, who obviously
is the troll, says, this is a two twenty dress.
Style two twenty is a reference to a detractor me,
meaning that apparently I'm a paranoid individual, okay, who may
have like delusions of being stalked and stuff like that.
You don't have to do with the shirt.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
I would do that one.

Speaker 8 (22:53):
Okay, joke didn't even make sense.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
We'll see how long it takes, right, And look at
that don't fight is making it rain up in here
one second. Now, I got to get to the now.
I have to change my brand here, so I hope
that let's fix the background first and foremost. Yeah, thank

(23:17):
you Dono of Spite for your kindness, generosity and support
of the show. Don't know a spite is a one
man don'no army up in this bitch making it rain already.
Thank you Dono's Fight. Very kind and generous of you,
and I appreciate it immensely. You know, we really got

(23:42):
to praise the cash this month.

Speaker 8 (23:45):
Come on, you control better than that. I mean, it's ridiculous.
That's like really low effort trolling.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
Low effort trolling from the guy that runs the lowest
efforts live stream I've ever seen in my entire life. Right, Remember,
he was bragging about how he redid his background, and
somebody in the live chat was like, yeah, it looks
like it took you about ten minutes. You just put
some junk from your closet on the on the one,
you know, like he didn't do anything. Okay, of course

(24:14):
this is coming from me, who's done zero to change
my background for the season.

Speaker 8 (24:19):
Fanas I bought four pairs of sweatpants, all medium size.
Two fit fine, one is too small, one is too Yeah.
The absolute worst is shoes. You will buy shoes that
size with you put them on this pair, and this
pair flops like an er clown. I just never understood

(24:42):
that either. But then again, as you know, nothing anymore,
everything is made that slightly calculation or gets worn out.
It fucks everything up and no one checks. So I'm
not surprised. All right. So we got a couple of
things to discuss this morning as we wait for the
attendance to build. I did see we start with Mario, Okay, Toby.

(25:03):
Number one is what are we gonna do if we're
not gonna do Battlefield six, and you might say, what
do you mean, wow, If we're not gonna do Battlefield
six last night Battlefield six tenth, no one even cared
about it. I played it last night for the first
but we had some interest. And after that, a straight
hour I'm paying attention, weren't talking about the game and

(25:24):
weren't supporting the stream. By the end of the stream,
everyone was like, damn, this game is and I was like,
you know, I kind of almost have to agree with you.
Because the game is team based. The game is meant
to be to be that you're jumping in with a
team that established players who you know you're going to
communicate with, and then basically you can try to person
it so low the game is a bomber, like, for example,

(25:45):
I want you to think of it this way when
you play Call of Duty.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
Okay, I just like I would love for somebody to
explain to me how he makes one hundred and fifty
thousand dollars a year as a streamer when he is
the most fucking worrying, low effort streamer that I've ever seen.
Maybe I haven't seen a lot of streamers, but the
streamers that I know really work very hard gms. Yeah,

(26:15):
we're looking into some other meds right now, but we
have to wait with my son. We can't just start
them on new meds, especially this new med that we're
looking into, because it may make him irritable and we
don't want to send him to school nasty, you know,
So we're gonna wait until Christmas, his Christmas vacation to

(26:36):
try him on that. You can thank Lisa Lou and
Princess Luna. I think that that shirt is his wife
shirt back when she could fit in a shirt that's small.
Steven's kick for the Internet in Sanity Circus, Yes, and
I will have an announcement about that. It's going to
be sooner than people think. I'm really shooting to get

(26:56):
that going before Halloween, at least the first episode. It's
coming together. I have you can't see, but over on
my work bench over there, I have I have five
different masks, including a Keemstar mask. Yes, I've made a
Keen Star mask for the Internet in Sanitay Circus. He'll
be a guest host, but we're gonna call him cream Stars,

(27:18):
so I don't get sued. Right, Even the laziest virtual
tuber works harder than Phil. I know a few people
that have faceless YouTube channels and make tons of money,
but they work their asses off me, and they're constantly
trying to make another video to upload each day.

Speaker 8 (27:35):
You know, call of Duty. If you played Call of
Duty for let's say six hours, right, you're gonna unlock
a whole bunch of shit. You're gonna unlock guns, attachments, perks.
You're gonnaunlock all this stuff.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
We need to hit the golf, you can say, Isaac, Isaac,
we need to hit the gold.

Speaker 8 (27:53):
Tonight's play better in Battlefield. I've played for eight hours.
I think I've locked to guns and one of which
I'm using the LNG.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
A couple of people have said that to me because
of dark Side. Phil Right. I have a child who's
allergic to cats, so I will never have a cat again.
Vam sith. I don't know how he could watch this, dude.
The crazy Lady last night was more tolerable. Yeah, I
guess you're right, but he's his own kind of crazy though.

Speaker 8 (28:21):
Okat and the other one, I don't remember what it is,
but like, you don't unlock anything so slow, Like I
don't like the starter sniper rifle. I was like I
want to get the second one. The second one unlocks
that level twenty six. I've played eight hours. I'm level twelve.
Am I expected to play twenty to thirty hours to
get the second sniper rifle. Yes, well, I don't want

(28:43):
to wait through it.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
We will enjoy this adult happy meal.

Speaker 8 (28:47):
See. So I don't think that the game is really
mixed a action run and gun, get immediate satisfaction, get
the kills, streak, get the audience hype as I get
the kills, or rag as I'm sucking over and over,
Like the game just is kind of boring. You established
the game is fine.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Game.

Speaker 8 (29:09):
You just played Apex Legends, But you just played it
by yourself and just joined with randoms constantly. It's not
going to be nearly as fun as if you're playing
were establishing if you're communicating with you.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
Know what, I'm level twelve, And that's.

Speaker 8 (29:21):
Sad because I know that I have played Battlefield in
the past, and I did.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
My son gets very upset sometimes the games that he's
playing aren't going well or if he gets stuck, and
we've had to have several conversations like listen, you don't
complain to me about a seventy five dollars video game
that you're playing on a five hundred dollars console. All
of what's your mom and I bought you. You don't
get to bitch about it. Figure it out, Go watch

(29:48):
a play through. If you get stuck, don't bitch. Because
he was he was like coming to me and bitching
and complaining about whatever games he was playing. I will
not tolerate a child bitching at me about it video
game that I bought him. Right, you know, I love
the rewards. You get to watch me eat our reward.

(30:08):
Phil is such a good scammer. We can't deny that.
I'm give them that. I'm give them that right. The
last video game I played was Tiger Woods Golf fifteen
years ago, Aberga, and you're way bout I'm as I'm
as way behind as you. I play retro games, you
know why they're free or they're cheap.

Speaker 8 (30:25):
Not having established team, and I had fun.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
You know what, I just started playing again, Uh Star
Wars Nights of the Old Republic. How fucking old is
that game? But it's very enjoyable and I really am
enjoying the playthrough again, remembering, man, I love that game
back in the Day.

Speaker 8 (30:40):
And Battlefield four. Notably, I played the living crap out
of and it worked. This game does not seem to
work as long as he's doing disappointment.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
Yeah, and I never played, so I'm going to do
that after I finished the first.

Speaker 8 (30:59):
If you play any of the rushbodes, it's very disappointing.
It does not hold it in. It's only at the
larger maps with vehicles, right, it shines. The problem is
the matches take too long, like a conquest match could
take over thirty minutes. The audience, yeah, igree with you too.
I actually agree with you. It's boring to hit through

(31:22):
a thirty minute match. I don't even get to talk
with you guys like last night. No exaggeration. I think
I talked with the audience three times because there was
no time.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
It's just congratulations. Too lazy to talk to the audience
as you play. Dave with a two pounds super chat
says I play Hell Divers too with Randos. I love
it well. I think that that might be on my list, right,
there's some games that are on my list. But thank

(31:52):
All right, we got to praise it tonight. We don't
want to break up. By the way, we've got a
streak going. We've hit the goal of the last I
think five shows in a row, So please do not
be shy with the support tonight. Let's get it. Let's
get there. I will check in with the all I
have to check in here with the I have to

(32:13):
look at YouTube to see how many of the twenty
goals we've gotten. We've got the goal listed right in
the main chat here, and we have five of twenty one.
Quarter of the way there, let's go all by. Where

(32:34):
was so darn good? It's tragic what they've become. Yeah,
I don't like most modern games very much, you know.
And also I don't know some of these games, like like,
think about how long would it take you from beginning
to end to play the entire storyline and all the
missions and whatever of a game like let's say Red

(32:56):
Dead Redemption two. Like I don't have money to put
into a video game, you know, I just want to
enjoy it for an hour a day or something like that. Insanely,
I was looking at my son's like, you know how
PlayStation will tell you how long you've spent each He's
spend an awful lot of time in Grand Theft Auto
bro long matches.

Speaker 8 (33:19):
So basically, you know, I just don't think it's gets working. Yeah,
the game three streams the third stream, all the interest
falls off and everyone is complaining. Now here's the deal.
I said this last night in the Daily Wrap, and
I'll reiterate it here. The reason this kind of game
doesn't work in five is.

Speaker 9 (33:38):
To eat.

Speaker 8 (33:39):
I restream and steal the content, and we get to
eat to watch that content. It used to be, Hey
Phil sucks at a game, Let's go watch him suck
at a game on his channel, so he gets views
and he gets AD revenue.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
Right, Yeah, nobody wants to help.

Speaker 8 (33:58):
Hey Phil sucks at a game, Let's watch this guy
who's literally live restreaming him and illegally stealing his content instead.
So I don't get anything out of playing these rage
bait games anymore. I used to, and that's why I
used to play every single Dark Soul's game, every single
multiplayer game, every single fighting game. I knew that the

(34:18):
rage bait helped me, but now it doesn't. So I
just want you to think about it. Moron are shooting
themselves in the foot because I'm getting nothing from it.
I don't need to make it anymore. When I used
to make this content and it benefited me, I would
make more of it. Because you now illegally restream and

(34:39):
steal it, I'm not going to make it anymore because
I don't make anything on it if I'm playing Battlefield six,
and why am I going to catch.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
Show?

Speaker 8 (34:51):
This is your fault, every one of you that illegally
restreams and or steals and just reupliz.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
Well, you know he he's not talk about me because
I do fair use. So I'm doing commentary, so I'm
not just stealing his streams or whatever. He could suck
a dick do go duos Alpha ralfa with too many
two dollars? How many goals till Steve tries it? Well,
if we hit the goal tonight and we hit the
goal tomorrow, I'll consider that worthy of Steve tries it, right.

(35:23):
But I thought instead of doing boring shit like eating
a McDonald's happy meal, I would do some weird things
like maybe we'll eat like I don't know, I don't know,
like a bison heart or you know, I'm on this
carnivore diet. So there's a lot of weird shit that
we could try. You know, I don't know. Do go

(35:44):
Duo's Alfa Ralfa. You give me some suggestions on some
weird shit. I can eat for that for our reward
and we'll get the reward and we'll get to eat it.
Do go Duos Alpha Ralfa and praise the cash. I
can't believe he's complaining. You know, without the detractors, fill

(36:05):
is nothing content.

Speaker 8 (36:07):
I'm not talking about the people who make a montage
video of me sucking. I get it, that's funny, and
you know, highlights are one thing. But I'm talking about
the people who literally live restream when I'm streaming, which
is igal people who just cut and copy paste the
content to their without any added you know, commentary or anything.
That's all illegal. And that's what's happening is to see

(36:29):
the recebase. So people are going to their channels and
not mine, and I don't get anything out of it.
So if I played Battle and six and I only
make the game, I'm not enjoying the game. You guys
say it's boring, and I'm making nothing on the content.
Why would I play the game again? Previously I would
have had tons of views on this kind of content,
I would have actually had a lot of viewership on

(36:50):
the stream, I would have people watching on demand that
I would have been making money on the revenue there
on the ad revenue transformed. I don't get that anymore.
So I'm not going to transport anymore. So idiots who
thought that they were making out by stealing my content
are now going to actually have less content because they're.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
More Yes, let's get more support.

Speaker 8 (37:07):
They are our goal, our parents, goals, our They need
me to make the content for them to prosper. So
now I'm just not going to make the content anymore
and we'll do something else.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
Yeah, listen, no matter what you do, Phil, people will
still make fun of you. Right, Kazu Maru? What is that?
I don't even know what that is. Yes, he is delusional.
Paul on Kick is asking did they get Dark Dave's

(37:37):
mirror he hasn't re streamed in a while. Yeah, I
don't know. DSP doesn't need it. Soup's cartoonist says two stickers,
Oh you're alive now, Yes I am. I can't buy
it in the US. I don't know what that's about.

Speaker 8 (37:56):
I'll actually do something that better means me Okay, he's.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
Still seething about people like raw Phil maggot cheese. No,
I'm not eating maggot cheese.

Speaker 8 (38:08):
No, adding the chat to the screen is not added content.
That does not make it a transformative work, you complete idiot.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
Yes it does, you fucking moron.

Speaker 8 (38:15):
What a moronic thing to say. In fact, I'm just
gonna ban you now for saying that you're such a
fucking idiot. So anyway, Yeah, so I don't to be honest,
I just don't see the benefit of playing Battlefield Kicks
again because it's team based and I'm not playing team
based gameplay. Like, I'm just not going to do that.
I'm not going to have a dedicated team.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
Yeah, you're right. Half his viewers, your clippers and.

Speaker 8 (38:38):
Detractors, it's really not benefiting from it. And they're like,
who are here to support? Think it's boring?

Speaker 3 (38:45):
Listen to the listen. Somebody just told him correctly that
adding two chats to the to the raw footage is
does qualify as making it transformative. And he said, no,
you're you're a moron, and he banned them. He he's
pretty heavy with that band Hammer and I've seen him,

(39:07):
you know, look at Iron chef Sekai, the guy used
to drop hundreds and hundreds of dollars, banned him because
Iron Chef Sakai gave me money and Quino Casino money.
When he found out that that Iron Chef Sakai did that,
he banned that guy. Are you retarded? Phil? That guy
gave you hundreds and hundreds of dollars? Who you care
what other streamers he supports? But that's that's dark side Phil.

(39:31):
He is literally shooting himself in the foot every show.

Speaker 8 (39:36):
So I think we're done. I don't really see the
point of playing it again. So the question is what
do we want to do if we're not doing Battlefield
six right? What are we gonna do then? And there's
a lot of answer What are we gonna do?

Speaker 3 (39:51):
Guys?

Speaker 8 (39:52):
I got a two dollar tip? Someone says I'm a
truck driver. I was in Main watching your on demand
content while eating breakfast. Another trucker walked by and told
me he watches your content and has been a fan
of yours for years. Small World, Well that's interesting. I
don't believe you.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
Yeah, that was great.

Speaker 8 (40:08):
I don't actually believe you watching a legal restreamer or
someone who steals my content. They're probably not watching mine,
but uh hey, if it's true, it's true, thank you,
And here he is bucks and other people like the
content and watch it.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
Okay, I can't appreciate it the two bucks very much.

Speaker 8 (40:30):
So we hurricane did a two dollars super chests this
as you try not being a scrub at Battlefield six.
That's the point I'm making.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
Yeah, why start taking copyright claims? But he never does.

Speaker 8 (40:40):
It's gonna take a lot of it, and it's gonna
take it. You can just unlock stuff quickly in this game.
So let's say, for example, if I get that second
sniper rifle, it's more my style and then I'll actually
play better. Well, it's gonna take me to grinding to
level twenty six to get it. That's another two three
streams at least at least, if not longer. People want
to sit around for two three more streams of what

(41:02):
people already say is boring video games, Like it's a
game that they saws, which is fine, but think it
just really sadly it's not for me.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
I really, I would pay good money to see Phil
like have a real job, like imagine like having to
be like a roofer in August in Philadelphia. This dude
would quit. He would tap out in an hour. Laziest
guy I've ever seen, Sean John Rawn with one for

(41:38):
the goal that puts us to six of the twenty.
Thank you, Sean John Rawn for hearing the call the goal.
No message, but well, thank you just the same. Thank
you for your kindness, generosity and support. God bless the goal.
God bless you Sean John Rawn. We are steaming towards

(41:58):
the goal, can we again? I hope? So.

Speaker 8 (42:02):
I don't play with established teams. I just I do randoms.
You know, Larry six says, people watch Raw phil because
you ban them. It would watch your channel entry the chat,
which still counts, but they can't because they're banned.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
Check our kickchannel. We did a Kick Only stream where
we streamed the whole thing and did commentary with a
whole panel and open panel super cartoonist. It's on our kickchannel.
It was a Kick exclusive show. So there's that. And
by the way, a few of you members I did
say that the Kick Only streams. I'm going to download

(42:37):
the vod and put them on the members and Patreon.
I haven't done that first one yet. I will do
it after tonight's broadcast forgot all about doing that. I
did promise to do that, and so I will. I'm
a man of my word.

Speaker 8 (42:51):
On Lake Phil, Larry, do you do not understand that
every channel has basic rules that you must abide by, right,
rules that everyone can have a nice time, a fun time,
so that people can feel safe and that they're not
going to be attacked and there's not going to be talking.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
Yeah, hold on, I'll give you the Kicks chair like you.

Speaker 8 (43:09):
Control and calm and peace that people like to have
when they're watching a live stream, at least mine. Maybe
there are chaotic streams out there where anything goes, but
not mine. Okay, these rules have not all of a
sudden come out of nowhere and suddenly shook my streaming
community from the core. They've been around forever.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
Oh poor guy, there's rules and you're not following them.
I have put into the live chat the link to
our kick channel. It's https ford slash forward slash kick
dot com Forward Slash Truth Seeker Show for the benefit
of you audio listeners, and you can go over there

(43:52):
and watch the Kick only stream that we did recently.
I think it's still up there, and I will be
sure to get the VOD it will be uploaded for
you members. By the way, if you become a member
during the during the live broadcast, it could be a
big shout out and thank you. So don't be shy.
Smash that join button and let's get some gifted memberships again,

(44:14):
where is the gifted membership MVPs? Right, Like Mike Larry
and Charles McDonald. Maybe if I mentioned them they'll show
up and drop some free memberships. That would be awesome.
So someone sent in a dono to Phil saying you
entertain me, and Phil's response was I don't believe you. Yeah,

(44:35):
So basically darkseide Phil is retarded? Is that what we're saying? Yeah,
I think I think he is a little at least
a little retarded. Like maybe he's not a full tard,
but he's at least a half tard. That used to
be a thing we used to say, somebody was a
half tard growing up in Philly, Right.

Speaker 8 (44:52):
You get that. So you're making it up like, oh, well,
you see if he'll your unfair because you just keep
banning everyone. And that's why they all went to raw
Phil No a bunch of toxic, mentally ill ship bags.
Came into my chats and probably said fucked up stuff,
violated the rules that everyone has to abide by, ly
got banned, and then they ran to someone else to

(45:13):
find a place to do their toxic, harmful rhetoric.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
Yeah, they're probably a buy audience phill haha. We want
to take a moment to thank Band of Thieves who's
been a Praise the Cash member for one month and
when you are a member, every once a while you
get a free super chat and Band of Thieves used
his to say, praise the Cash bitch. Yes all right,

(45:44):
and we've got Duco Duo's Alpha Ralpha has gifted a
truth Seekers membership, helping us to also. I want to
take a moment to remind you if you haven't already
smashed that subscribe button, because when a kind and generous
soul like do Go Duos Alpha Ralpha gives one of
these memberships, which by the way, helps our entire community

(46:05):
because it adds one more member to our members only
group here on our channel. Big support from Douco Duos
Alpha Ralph much much appreciated. Gifting a membership is a
great thing to do to support our streams and support
our show and make sure you hit that subscribe button, though,
because when a kind and generous soul like Douco Duos

(46:26):
Alfa Ralpha gives this membership, you could win one, but
you've got to be a subscriber. So thank you do
Goo Duos Alfa Ralpha for your kindness, generosity and support.
Amber Geddon says, this guy is a fuck tard. Yes,
I think we've clearly established his fuck trdness.

Speaker 8 (46:43):
Yes, I'm okay with them not being here. You get it.
I don't need their blood money. I don't need people
to come to the stream and I know right, but
by the way, it's life would have been different discuss
or some fucking awful personal insult. No one needs that.
I don't need blood money from these dumb focks. You're

(47:05):
you're missing the detract here. And I was making money
on it versus people were actually doing super chats and insulting.
That's different. I don't want insulting super chats. I don't
you know fuck that, But the fact that people were
actually watching was making ad revenue on it and it
was helping you.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
He doesn't want him, but he takes him. When's the
last time he refunded an insulting super chat. He never
has and he never will, and he's dumb enough to
read him too. Blood money, And by the way, I
don't care. You could you could, You could set a
super chat saying Steve Cambyan is gay and likes to
be butt banged by multiple men. I will read it

(47:47):
for your five bucks. No shame in my game. It
counts towards the goal. I don't give. If you want
to send me a super chat and insult me.

Speaker 8 (47:56):
You can, I channel and everything. That's why I was
making the co's why I.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Would say a good twenty to thirty percent of the
super chats he gets is people making fun of him.
So even people making fun of him helps him hit
his stupid you know, spur goals every day.

Speaker 8 (48:14):
I was rage baiting with multiplayer games, fighting games, dark
soul style games. Now, what the eve that content is?
Someone else makes the money zero, So why the fuck
would I make it? Yeah, my actual fans don't They
already told me that last night that they're board of
that content. Do something different. Blood getting is instead of

(48:36):
making that content, make chill content.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
Yeah, this is a good point. Chill. This is a
very good point. The guy who just called people mentally
ill ship bags, lectures us all on horrible personal attacks. Yeah,
the supertats that matter are from his whales. Does he
play any games? No, I think this is the boardroom meeting.

(48:59):
But we do have some gameplay. We do have a
gameplay video. We're going to.

Speaker 8 (49:03):
Next build legos play a game that's more relaxing that
we can interact and talk during a lot. And it
doesn't always have to be a super chill game. It
could be a horror game, like talking about a horror
game off the Steam audience, but also you know, get
some scares and stuff you really misinterpreting. Maybe there is
a group of people that got banned because they are
mentally ill ship bags who broke the rules here and

(49:24):
now they're on raw field streams. Good for them. I
don't want their fucking blood money, super chap. I want
a nice, normal stream of normal people watching the content.
And it used to be that these these people used
to watch the content here, and they don't anymore because
someone else is producing it. So fuck it. I just
won't make it. I'll go do stuff that's enjoyable to

(49:47):
the audience. I don't, sir. Here's the problem that people
seem to understand. I'm not like the other long cows
who say, well, the only way I get views and
the only way that I get support ohe constant, that's
the only way I can get and support bring myself.

Speaker 10 (50:10):
Wrong.

Speaker 8 (50:12):
That's not the truth at all. I think that's your
fucking idiot, Just like you probably still think I'm fat.
You probably still think all these other Do you think
my wife left me? You think that I drink gin
all day every day you're in and you believe because
you want to be better about yourself because I'm better
than you a narrative that's not true. Okay, I can

(50:34):
do good content for the audience that actually likes me
and make a living doing it. I don't have to make.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
He I love how he always acts like he's so successful. Listen, bro,
if you were so successful, you would have to beg
for those goals every day like a crackhead. They would
just people would just give you the money. You don't
have to beg like a crackhead. Dave says, if he
plays a game, I like, he almost ruins it for me. Yeah,
I've heard many people say that that he has ruined

(51:01):
many a game for many of people. Thank you for
your kindness, generosity and support. Big Dave and Coody the
Kid is here with one for the goal, saying big
ups everyone. Well, thank you Cooty the Kid, always happy
to see Coody the Kid, who's a big show supporter,

(51:22):
always throwing a couple of bucks in our hat. Thank
Much much appreciative, and I apologize. Five minutes before showtime,
I realized again that I don't have all the fill
bumpers loaded in this other software here, So every time

(51:43):
this happens, I go I'm doing it as soon as
the show's over. But I got some other things to do.
I'm going to try to next time we do a
Phil roast, I'll have the Phil. You know, yes, Phil
is the definition of success. Well, thank you Coody the
Kid for your kindness, generosity and support. And here we
know Urban Terror with one for the goal. I've missed
kicking in on the last couple of shows, so here's

(52:04):
a little extra for the goal. I'm still waiting for
the John Christian Spatavacia update says urban Terror. Urban Terror.
I just spoke with him. In fact, I will tell
you what was said in our messages here. I just
spoke with John and John said, Hey, I know you
want me back on the show for updates. I've been
crazy busy lately. And I said, ditto, no worries, let

(52:28):
me know whenever you can do it. So whatever, John
can do the show again. For those unaware, John's sort
of like our roving reporter and helps us to cover
David Wilcock and his scammy fake aerospace company. But thank
you Urban Terror for making it rain up in this

(52:49):
bitch ha. Urban Terror is a longtime show supporter, much
much appreciated Urban Terror. Thank you, God bless the Goal
and God bless you RB. Thank you Urban Terror, big
show support. Dave. It's a talent. He can make any

(53:09):
game look terrible. His TV is two meters away at
an angle, professional set up, professional streamers set up. Dude. Yeah,
he is just and isn't his like monitors all scratched up,
but he refuses to buy new ones. He just deals
with looking at scratches on his screen every day. I

(53:29):
remember that shit like that kind of I'm kind of
anal about stuff like that, Like I can't have a
scratched up screen, right, and I keep windex around here.
I can't even have a dirty screen. It gets on
my nerves. Of course. At the cabin, things are a
little messy, and the cabin is always a little dirty,
especially after the summer when my wife's not there clean

(53:51):
and everything all the time. You know, it gets it's all.
It's like a lot of cabins, so gets dusty real fast, right,
and starts looking like a frat house in there, like
pizza boxes, beer cans everywhere. Yeah, how can you scratch
a monitor up that badly? His fell off the desk somehow.

(54:12):
He probably threw a fucking controller at it or something
because he's retarded. You know, we're almost through the first video.

Speaker 8 (54:19):
The crappy rage content patrols.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
Eight of twenty for the goal almost halfway. Let's get
to the halfway mark. Gets easier after.

Speaker 8 (54:33):
And I you know, I don't even know if you're
a troller not. I don't really care. It actually was
a good point you brought up, honestly, And I actually
don't mind when people bring stuff.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
You got cap piss burns in it.

Speaker 8 (54:42):
Wow out there and people go where I'm coming from
and what we're talking about here? When I say, hey,
people used to support that content super chat, and I
liked that it was Hey, people just watched the content
get it, and I got like ad revenue and stuff
off of said content it, so I didn't care that
it was rage based.

Speaker 3 (55:03):
Up why can't he get ad revenue?

Speaker 8 (55:05):
Name jakdoodle.

Speaker 11 (55:11):
Off.

Speaker 8 (55:12):
Well, Kat's gonna play it herself. I know that for
a fact. She absolutely love love the first game. Okay,
she did. She thought it was absolutely amazing. It was relaxing,
it was fun, but also had a story. If you
don't know, Powerwash Simulator actually has a mystery plotline.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
Oh my god, Powerwash Simulator, Like, how bored do you
have to be? I have a friend who's really big
into some farm simulator and I was kind of like, yeah,
I got a bunch of acres of land. If I
want to build a farm, I'll do it in real life,
not in a video game where it doesn't matter. It
doesn't Powerwash Simulator. She loved that game. I'm surprised Phil

(55:49):
doesn't put her to work, like make her do one
stream on his channel to day and begged the dents right,
she could probably do as good a job as Pill
or even come on, we gotta order.

Speaker 12 (56:02):
Door Dash I don't want to have to cook for
Piggy Phil tonight. Don't you want to see me get
door dash and stuff my fat ass face.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
Cootie the Kid with another one for the goal. Here's
one more for the goal. He says, Well, thank you
for your kindness, generosity, and support. Cootie the Kid with
multiple multiple super chats tonight helping edge us towards the goal.
Praise the cash, same monitor from years ago, and don't

(56:38):
have any scratches. Yeah, so far, I think he's tallied
seven dollars. Well, it'll say it at the top. Uh,
we gotta advance the video to see it. Right. Simulating
a real job is the closest bill we'll ever get
to one. Yeah, that's why he likes that truck sim

(56:59):
because it makes him feel like he does something, but
he doesn't do anything in the real world. Like, listen,
this is a real problem for some people Uber mash
and that is you know, I'm trying to teach my
son this too. Like he'll come to me and say like, oh,
I just beat the main boss and Spider Man whatever,

(57:20):
and it took me three hours, but I beat him Dad,
And I'm like, well, that's great, But what did you
accomplish in the real world today? And he's like what,
I'm like, Yeah, what did you accomplish in the real world?
How about we play a game of chess in the
real world. How about we go outside, ride a bike,
you know, go to the park, do something in the
real world. There's so many people in this country and

(57:42):
in the world really right now that have no real
world accomplishments, and their entire self esteem is tied to
virtual accomplishments, you know, like, oh, well I just beat
you know, this latest greatest game and I bought another one.
Well great, But what have you accomplished in a real world?
And I have a lot of friends that they just
play games constantly. That's what makes me not want to

(58:07):
go back to playing too many games, because I have
shit to do in the real world. I don't have time,
you know, I just don't have time to spend so
much time in a virtual world.

Speaker 8 (58:20):
That's funny and well written and pretty good. So I
know that she would want to do that by herself.
As soon as it comes out, and it comes out
in like a week and a half, I believe something
like that's at the twenty third I believe of October
when we were to ever play it together.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
How pathetic is your life when you're looking forward to
a game called Power Wash Simulator two? Right? How pathetic
must your life be when you're really looking forward to
Powerwash Simulator Part two? Like fuck, kill yourself? No, I
shouldn't say that, never mind. I don't wish that anybody

(58:58):
would do that. But Jesus Christ, if your life is
so empty, so bereft of anything to look forward to,
that you're looking forward to a game called Power Wash
Simulator two, then you're doing life wrong, you dumb asshole.
Flint Westwood with one for the goal. And by the way,
that gets us halfway to the goal in record time.

(59:21):
We're only an hour in. We're halfway towards the goal.
I haven't begged like a crackhead once, like Darkseide Phil.
I'm teaching him how to do it the correct way.
You just you know, tell the audience at the beginning, right,
Flint Westwood with one for the goal. Five. Thank you
Flint Westwood for kindness, generosity and support. Big Show supporter

(59:44):
for quite some time, and we appreciate you. Thanks for
appreciating us. God bless the goal and God bless you
Flint Westwood, and he says he acts like he has
owed something. I'm over here working one hundred plus hours
getting stuff done in the real world. What does Phil
have to show? Dead channel? Yeah, I mean his channel
really is dead. I mean for having that many subscribers,

(01:00:07):
his view counts are worse than mine and I don't
even have twenty thousand. What is DSP I'd have to
look at what DSP gaming. How many subscribers does DSP
gaming have. Let's take a look. His channel is dead,
DSP gaming, He's got two hundred and twenty thousand subscribers.

(01:00:30):
But if we look at his like, let's look at
his live latest Well, let's look at his videos. Does
he have videos? Yeah, three hundred. His latest video has
three hundred and sixteen views and the other one has

(01:00:52):
two hundred and twenty two views. How the fuck philed
do you have two hundred and twenty thousand subscribers but
you up loaded video and only two hundred and twenty
two out of two hundred and twenty thousand. I think
he bought I think he bought views or bought bots
or something. He bought fakes ups. That's the only explanation

(01:01:15):
there's no way he has two hundred and twenty thousand
real subscribers and he only gets and he uploads a
video and he only gets two hundred views on it.
Something's not right. This does not make any sense to me.
So his channel is dying or dead? Flint Westwood, what happened?
Did two hundred and nineteen thousand people die that subscribed

(01:01:38):
to him and no longer tune in? Like? How the
fuck is he getting so little views? I don't get
at Flint Westwood? And God bless you for working so much.
I'm sure it will be, you know, worthwhile to your situation.
If you're working that much, you've got to be pulling
some overtime or you know, doing something. I remember when
I was, when I was doing it, I would do

(01:02:01):
fourteen hours in a day if I could. You know,
it just depended on what else was going on with
my family, but I would do fourteen hours because when
I did those fourteen hour stints, it was very rewarding financially,
Like you drive Uber for fourteen hours straight, right, And

(01:02:21):
I think that was before they put the rest requirements in.
I don't know how long you can Uber now. It's
probably less than fourteen, maybe twelve, I don't know, but
thank you Flint Westwood for kindness. Okay, Steve, we can
prove he bots his streams. He's had two instances where

(01:02:42):
he had two hundred viewers on a stream. His motive
gave him trouble and his stream keeps going, but he's
kicked off and instantly that's size of a view bought. Yeah,

(01:03:05):
super cartoonist, is that true? Super Cartoonist says, actually Ethan
Ralph is the one buying Phil's views. I don't know
about that. Paul says. I drive for Uber and I
only work like six to eight hours a night because

(01:03:25):
nighttimes is where it's at. I worked the graveyard shift.
I used to work from six pm till like ten
o'clock in the morning. Sometimes I loved working overnight shift.
But there were some crazy people in Philly. Boy. I
had some adventures as an Uber driver, Paul. One guy

(01:03:46):
pulled out a crack pipe and started smoking crack in
the back of my car, and I just go and
he was like a big scary guy, and I go, sorry,
can't smoke in the car, and he goes, I'll smoke whatever,
Well I want to smoke, and he went right on
smoke and crack. But then I looked at the destination
and it was only like four minutes away. So I

(01:04:08):
was like, well, I could either let this guy murder
me or I can let him smoke crack. And I
think it was crack. It might have been meth. It
was a class pipe with a big bulb on the
end of it. I don't know, and I'm rolling down
my windows, going Jesus Christ, I don't want to get
a crack contact high. It was winter, right, I have
had some adventures, all right, let's continue with the pig

(01:04:29):
nosis here.

Speaker 8 (01:04:29):
I thought that we would make it public because that's
our own thing, you know what I mean, Like, we
don't need to do a co op play through that, No,
we don't. If we do play it, we'll probably just
do it offline and enjoy it. There you go. Play
room World. It's October most of the time. Ridiculous amount

(01:04:50):
of team right now, because I'm a PC gamer, Hey, Phil,
play room World again. I'm going to say it could
be the more that you guys.

Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
But still two hundred and twenty thousand subscribers and he
uploads a video and only gets two hundred views. Something's
not right there. Something's not right because if even if
half of them hit the notification bell, that would mean
one hundred and ten thousand people see the notice that

(01:05:23):
you uploaded a video. Even if we take really bad
marketing terms and say just ten percent, that would still
be you know, ten thousand views of video or twelve
thousand views of video he should be getting if only
ten percent of the people that get the notice go
and see the video or click on the video. How

(01:05:46):
I don't understand how he's getting so few views with
two hundred and twenty thousand.

Speaker 8 (01:05:49):
Subs basically like get at me for shit? Right, Like
I've told you a million times, I don't know if
room world would work. I'm not against playing it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:57):
Oh room world. And we are now at halfway to
the goal, bitches, so God bless the goal. Can we
get ten more and keep the streak going? Hey, I'll
go find a fucking vest to put on if we
if we hit the streak goal tonight. YouTube has legacy subscribers. Yeah,
but undred and ten thousand? How could he have that many?

(01:06:27):
You are forgetting that desp is a relic. No one
outside of haters watches content on ironically. Yeah, you could
be right. His real fans are like two hundred and fifty.
Why am I toxic? Phil got most of the subs
before the notification bell was even a thing. It could
be Yeah, desp uses the same sub bots as David Wilcock. Yeah,

(01:06:52):
the rim World dev roasted him so bad. Really, Yeah,
could you imagine being a game developer and Phil decides
to play your game, would be like, no, you are
not playing my game, you fucking retard it, loser.

Speaker 8 (01:07:04):
But maybe we should play it sometime on a marathon
or something, give it a taste or whatever. Right, you
know what I'm saying. But when you just sit in
chat and you spam rim World, rim World, rim World,
when you demanded in contributions, then I don't want to
do it anymore. Like it's just it's more annoying than anything.
If you can make it, you can without obnoxious, then

(01:07:26):
maybe I would consider it. But literally, I said, hey,
this this week, we only have a fewesday Wednesday, Friday night.
We got to figure out what we want to do.
It will do a few grim World.

Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
Dave says, I would ban Phil's stream account for tomorrow.

Speaker 8 (01:07:43):
We're doing same song in the first stream, but we
I don't know what the laate stream is. I mean
I would play Battlefield again, but people actually have to
show up engage in support with the stream, which they
did not do last night. Last night it was thirty
to forty minutes and then dead for like an hour
and a half. I'm not gonna do that again. I'm
not going to make rage bait content patrols to clip
and restream illegally and make money on when I make that.

(01:08:06):
Thank you for the kick support. I appreciate.

Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
Grim World actually sounds like a game. I would like
a sci fi colony sim driven by an intelligent AI storyteller.
That sounds like something that I would enjoy. I liked
SIM games back in the day. You know, uh Sim City,
Remember sim City Holy.

Speaker 8 (01:08:29):
Any support on kick today would be well appreciated because
we actually had a couple of days where we had
almost no kick support. Yesterday on the first stream, I
had got one sum on kicks on kick or something
like that.

Speaker 3 (01:08:44):
Because you suck stop sucking dicks on stream and maybe
people will support you. Derwin mcslovich. Are we counting memberships
towards the goal? If somebody drops ten memberships, I will
call it a goal. If somebody gifts ten memberships or
ten people become members, yes, I will count it towards

(01:09:05):
the goal tonight. So I appreciate you being a member
for seven months. You get a free message and uh
praise the cash. Derwood macslovich who's been a member for
seven months, thanks for the support for seven months. Much appreciated.
God bless the goal and God blessed Derwood Mikslovich and

(01:09:25):
all your version. Oh there we go, look at that.
Derwood Mikslovich has gifted ten True Seekers memberships one, two, three.

Speaker 8 (01:09:38):
Four, six, seven, eight done ten.

Speaker 3 (01:09:45):
Thank you so much for your kindness, generosity and your
support of the show. Much much appreciated. And we have
a message for all of you supporters, especially you Derwood Mikslovich,
to thank you all for your kindness, generosity and support.

Speaker 6 (01:10:02):
Right guess phrasey cash, Thank you for your time, Thank
you for your joy.

Speaker 13 (01:10:09):
Prays all right, Derwood mcslovich calling, hearing the call of
the goal.

Speaker 3 (01:10:25):
But according to the goal counter, we're still a ten
of twenty. If we hit those other ten, I will
do something special, and that is we'll do. I will
do an Internet in Sanity preview of the new Internet
and sanity kick only show, and I will share with
you a bunch of the masks that I have and

(01:10:47):
costume things if we get the other ten of the
super chats, but thank you Derwood, we will consider that
we've hit the first goal. We'll just make those other
ten the second. Oh. I learned it by watching DSP
Dirtwood super cartoonists. If I make a game, I would
make a special difficulty for phil Ton trol him by

(01:11:12):
full price. Game is greater than do not hit the
goal is greater than begging complain, is greater than repeat
step one. This is a robust, burnout production format. Yeah, yeah,
that's what he does. He gets mad when, especially when
he has to pay good money for the game and
then he doesn't even hit one goal, Like if you

(01:11:32):
drop seventy five bucks for a game and then you
don't get the one to fifty goal, he gets really
pissed every time I've noticed that. Does it show boobs?

Speaker 7 (01:11:40):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:11:41):
And I don't know, by the way, how Andy Wirski
suddenly had a full on rack of boogage. Must have
been a prostatic or something. That's something else, man, that's
I tuned into the keynote and I'm like, why does
Andy Worski have big tits?

Speaker 8 (01:11:58):
What happened that.

Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
Suddenly Andy Worsky has big tits? And then for split
second I was like did he always have big tits?
And he just hit them? Like I don't know how
he did that. He treats his viewers as an ATM
while also wanting to be their creditor. Yeah, what I
love is the debt, Like he's putting his dents into debt,

(01:12:21):
Like he rage quits a game now and if people
want him to play it again, they have to make
up the goal. So if he was fifty dollars short
of hitting the goal when he waged quit and stopped
playing that game and streaming that game, somebody has to
give him the fifty bucks and then he'll play the
game again. Like he's literally putting the retards that watch
him into debt to get back a game they want

(01:12:43):
to see him play. Steve almost had an incident as well.
I'm not sure what you mean. There's a silicon chest
you could wear as a T shirt. Okay, he trans
says nuts and nuts.

Speaker 13 (01:12:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:12:59):
Eric says he's gad yeah, all acceptable. Right, So let's
get those last ten super chats and have a really
good night. I will show all these masks. I've got
a grandma, a devil, I've got a hippie. I will
try them all on. We'll do a little bit of
a virtual like screen test. I have one right here,

(01:13:22):
one moment here. I have one right here. This is
the alien mask. It still needs some work somehow. I
got some black paint on the head of this thing.
I'm gonna have to sand that off. But this is
one of the masks. I figure alien would be good.

(01:13:43):
And I'm just gonna put black rings around my eyes.
This had black over the eyes. I cut them out
because I couldn't see worth a shit in this thing
at all. But this is an interesting one. We'll do
a preview, right, we'll do a preview. I got to
take these off for a moment here. Then, please part
in the mess. Please part in the mess on the head.

(01:14:09):
I will be working on that. You see there's velcro
in the back so that I can pull it real tight.
Let's do this here. Ope, I should have did this
before I tightened it, but that'll work. So this is

(01:14:30):
one of the preview. I'm sorry about the mess on
the head. I need some sandpaper right of that may
be a little bit more adjustments, but this will be
Zero the Galactic Emperor of the Galactic Federation of Zoom
or something like that. So every week, you know, And

(01:14:54):
for those unaware, I used to do masks and costumes
on True Seekers a lot more. It just got too
much to do all the time. I kind of stopped
doing it, but I want to start doing things like
this again. Hold on, let's turn that down one moment,

(01:15:17):
all right, Yeah, we got it. This is pretty good
because even the neck, you could show the neck. And
when we do the real show, I'm just going to
black put black around my eyes and black lipstick. It'll
look cool. But I definitely have to work on this

(01:15:37):
one a little bit more so if we hit the
if we hit the other well, actually we don't even
need ten super chats now, we need nine more. If
we hit nine more, we will. I will show you
and try on the rest of the masks. This is
just one of the many that we're going to have

(01:15:58):
on Internet Insanity Circus. Let me know what you're think
of the masks in the comments, and thank you Blackfish
for your kindness, generosity and support. One moment, get this
thing off. All right, back to the headphones. Couldn't fit

(01:16:21):
those on with the thing. So thank you Blackfish for
your kindness, generosity and support, much much appreciated. Blackfish is
hearing the call of the second goal. We hit We
smashed the first goal, bitch. Can we hit the original
goal and get nine more and make it a great night?

(01:16:41):
I think we can. And thank you Blackfish for your kindness,
generosity and support. Much appreciated. God blessed goal bitch, and
God blessed Blackfish and all of you people supporting to
all right, Blackfish hearing the call of the goal nine more,
and we see a bunch of the rest of the masks.

(01:17:02):
Where's the film mask that's upstairs? And yes, Phil will
be see I like I like like themed things. So
on one episode of the Internet in Sanity Circus, we're
gonna have a Team Star guest host and on another
episode we're gonna have Dark Side Phil guest hosts. But

(01:17:24):
I'd like to, you know, get a few more like
maybe how about a Cirrix mask? That would be fucking scary, right,
But thank you for the inquiry. He flushes one hundred
dollars because as he retard, he buys the deluxe edition,
even though he would likely waite quick the game regardless. Yeah,

(01:17:47):
I rarely buy a collector's edition or deluxe edition. You know,
there's some games I would do that, Like I can't
tell you how many times I've bought Skywrim different editions,
Like now there's a new one with redone textures and
somebody it's great to play it on PC. I want to.
I have a VR quest that I barely use. I

(01:18:08):
want to play Skyrim VR soon and I'll probably buy that. Right,
Kioi King is here saying, let's go. The night is young,
says TROLLI Troll Troll. Yes, if Keno does a dentit
Zone two, you should be in it. I would have
volunteered for the first one had I known they were
doing it. I could have played somebody right, or I

(01:18:31):
would have loaned Andy Worski my mask. But I think
he did a great job without a mask. Right. We
have to watch the dnet Zone if you haven't seen
it yet, says Derwood mcslovich. Yes, I've seen it, Yes,
and we did a whole show streaming the whole thing.
It's on our Kick channel. It was a kick dot
Com exclusive show. You can see that on our kickchannel,

(01:18:55):
and the link to our kickchannel is pinned in the
live chat there Derwood Mcslovitch. I usually just buy the
base game DLC in my experience for most games is
pretty underwhelming most of the time. I haven't bought any
dn lcs for games for a long long time. I
used to play DC Universe online, but got kind of

(01:19:16):
too kitty after a while, and I was like, yeah,
this is kind of lame. It's for kids, you know,
it's just not very serious. But I bought a bunch
of DLCs for DC Universe online, something about becoming a
superhero that I like. Right now, let's try to finish
out this. We've still got two videos to go, and
one of them is very long.

Speaker 8 (01:19:36):
I gotta get set up. I gotta switch the console.
Give me a second. I'm gonna run and use the
restroom very quickly.

Speaker 3 (01:19:42):
Guys, you have to wait. I have to go take
a ship and here.

Speaker 8 (01:19:45):
Okay, thank you for the early support. We're already almost
the third of the way of the goal. Please, guys, today,
let's hit the goal for Mario. All right, We're at
five out of ten goals hit for the steak nuggies DP.

Speaker 3 (01:19:57):
That's funny. And the time that he's about detractors, I
already hit the goal. He's only a third of the
way there. And by the way, somebody probably cut out
all the begging he tries it.

Speaker 8 (01:20:09):
I want to get my midst on those juicy, tasty
nugs all right as soon as possible, So please let's
get some support. We're five goals away. I just interesting battlefield.
That's very upsetting. We have to be hitting the goals
every time, so we could do DSP tries it.

Speaker 3 (01:20:26):
I want to Yeah, we wee wee, Isaac. Wasn't it
you that said it's never I have to hit the
goal or I have to do DSP tries it. It's
always we we we It's very culty, right. And as
far as the DC Universe online, I kind of ruined
that game for myself because I got like the best
power ups, the best armor. I maxed out my character,

(01:20:47):
and then after that the game was not challenging anymore,
because you know, like I could go and fight Apocalypse
by myself and beat them. Usually a bunch of people
get together go find Apocalypse and beat him or Bizarro
just beat them pretty easily, and after that there's not

(01:21:08):
many higher power villains. So yeah, rex Hole says, indie
games is where it's at. Why pay seventy dollars debate
to test a pile of trash, buy it in a
punch out for ten dollars once the game is finished.
That's that's what I do, right, I wait until the
game is you know, on good old games for five bucks,
you know.

Speaker 8 (01:21:29):
Do it soon. What's the point of doing steak nuggets
three weeks removed from their release when everyone else on
the planet has already had them. I need to eat
those goddamn steak nuggets.

Speaker 3 (01:21:38):
Now, Yeah, listen to them. You guys have to give
me money so that you can watch me eat steak nuggets.

Speaker 8 (01:21:44):
So let's get support flowing up as Let's get it going.
Let's hit that goal right now, and then we'll be
eating delicious steak nuggets.

Speaker 3 (01:21:53):
Okay, Derek's juicy nugs.

Speaker 8 (01:21:55):
Isn't that the po All right? I will be right
back and then we'll get set up and.

Speaker 3 (01:22:00):
Dart his top subscriptions have a yeah, oh and I
forgot that you was his?

Speaker 8 (01:22:09):
Uh so please let's get some support.

Speaker 3 (01:22:11):
We're five he got forty two dollars in the time
that we hit a whole goal and all he got
was forty two dollars. What a fucking loser he is. Haha, Suffer, Phil, Suffer.
All Right, we're gonna go to the next video that
we have one moment. Oh, the next one is talking

(01:22:36):
about how he won't monetize his cat because his cat
is his friend and bitching that he didn't get enough
support before starting the game. Like, I don't understand this guy.
If people are tuning in to watch you play the game,
he does this every every stream, right, Like he holds
the game hostage, waiting to get paid before he even

(01:22:56):
starts the game. Hey, asshole, people are there to watch
you play the game. They're not there to watch you
wait to play the game, So why would they give
you money while you wait to play the game, you
fucking moron. I don't get it. I don't get it
one bit right, But I guess it works for him,

(01:23:16):
so he keeps doing it. He keeps holding the game
hostage until he gets enough money and then he starts
playing the game. This is this is what he does.

Speaker 8 (01:23:25):
It's like his mo last night.

Speaker 3 (01:23:29):
This is another board meeting video. Then we'll watch his
horrific battlefield gameplay when he crashed out every ever he
crashes out so much in.

Speaker 8 (01:23:41):
That American Truck SAMU stream, great chill vibes, great discussion,
great support, and because of that, we are only two
goals away.

Speaker 3 (01:23:51):
Then he charged.

Speaker 8 (01:23:54):
Show people like someone brought up they have the chicken
cord on blue and other things. I'm like, all right,
maybe I'll grab like a and which the nuggets and
like a couple other things just that way. But the
nuggets are awful, which they could be absolutely still hit
or miss right because it kick ordering stuff for a review.

(01:24:15):
I'm actually eating. We love the kick obviously, want to
have most of my stuff that I'm going to eat
it and enjoy.

Speaker 3 (01:24:20):
Still no money, no honey on kick.

Speaker 8 (01:24:22):
Yet it could be great. I would love, love, love,
love to do.

Speaker 3 (01:24:29):
Game.

Speaker 8 (01:24:29):
In order to do it on this stream, we have
to hit two goals now. Silk Song traditionally does great.

Speaker 3 (01:24:35):
Come on, guys, give me three hundred dollars so that
you could watch me eat. Like I just don't understand this,
Like how is it a reward that your audience gets
to watch you eat? And why would somebody give you
three hundred dollars to watch you eat. I don't think
i'd give anybody three hundred dollars to watch the meat.
That's just crazy.

Speaker 8 (01:24:54):
Pretty Much every single time that I stream Silk Song,
we hit a goal. Okay, so I'm not really worried
about hitting one goal. I think that we will we
two goals. So we're actually gonna do DSP on the
stream today. We're gonna need some rallying, all right, the pressure,

(01:25:15):
some super chats, some kicks, some memberships, and some tips,
and we need all those to start coming in. Yeah,
he told p p P hated game right now.

Speaker 3 (01:25:25):
He wanted to do something else. Yeah, here we go.

Speaker 8 (01:25:27):
Okay, it's way too early to be doing that, but
maybe we can hit two goals today. We'll see. I'm
thinking about it, like I'm looking at these and I'm debating,
you know which I do want to get? The Xbox
Elite too is good for certain games, it's definitely not

(01:25:50):
good for Silk Song. Like my I got this big
ass callus now on my thumb from playing silks I
see it.

Speaker 3 (01:25:56):
Oh my god, oh my god. He's got gamer injuries
from playing too long. Dude, go try fucking being a
roofer in the middle of August and in ninety five
degree Philolphia weather. You fucking pussy. I got a council
my thumb from my job. My job is playing video
games all day.

Speaker 8 (01:26:15):
Because the buttons, the face buttons are not good. They're
made more for like a more casualized modern games. They're
not made to jumping stuff. I think I'm gonna get
another one. That one will be like, I'll swap out
for certain games. The Elite two will be better in
certain games. This other controller would be better.

Speaker 3 (01:26:35):
So anti detractions.

Speaker 8 (01:26:41):
A Number one. The actual response time with the PS
five controller is imagine getting injured from the game controller.
I looked into it. That's number one. Number two, the
PS five controller has a low battery life it does.
It only lasts around three hours and then it starts
to be dead and like job wireless controller. So playing

(01:27:02):
stressful guys using a basic Xbox white Xbox controller off
Amazon Captain good. Actually, the the basic Xbox controller isn't
bad at all for PC gaming. It's a brown it's
like middle of the road. It's actually better response time
than the p S five controller. It is has less delay,
so that's a fine one to use. I personally, I

(01:27:25):
promise they wear out. Why don't I get a wired one? Well,
the thing is the controllers if you've used them wired
even better in general, and wireless if you plug them
in with USB, the response times even faster, So.

Speaker 3 (01:27:38):
It's very stressful charge your controller everything.

Speaker 8 (01:27:41):
The wireless capability is a lot nicer than why not
having to get need save? As g t A with
the timely question, he says, would you be against having
Jasper as a background prop and corrected and reaching to
make him stay there all stream? Dude? I know what
you're referencing obviously, Hassan, but I was always against even

(01:28:05):
having merch of him, Like from the moment that I
introduced him to my streamers, people were like, will you
put his face on a T shirt? Will you put
his face on a mug? Will you put his face
on this? And I was like, no, I I don't
think I turned my my cat into merchandising. Like, he's
my my pet, he's my friend, you know what I mean,
he's my companion. I don't I don't want to turn

(01:28:25):
him into like and that's kind of messed up. Honestly,
I've the years done this. Oh look here's my pet
on stream. Oh no, I'll sell you fifty thousand pieces
of merch of my pet's face. He would I find
it stummy. That's my opinion. You can disagree. That's okay
if you did, I find I've never done it. Yes,

(01:28:47):
I just don't think that it makes sense to make
your pets commercialized like that. I know what you're saying,
the whole hassan uh, you know, controversy right now when
I prefer the place should lay out for a game
like Silk Song. My problem with Silk Song, Like I
told you, the only problem I have is the face
buttons on that Elite two controller just aren't great. They're

(01:29:08):
hard and you know, having to push the jump button
a million times. Give me a callous, responsive, but softer
buttons that controller would be perfect, but it's not. I
really need is a big pad, soft buttons, you know.
Like I said, I likely will just use that controller
the Elite to for for most modern games, but for

(01:29:29):
exception to the rule games like Silk Song. Imagine responsible
am I giving tech advice?

Speaker 3 (01:29:34):
What is this?

Speaker 8 (01:29:35):
I actually no more about th him? So I'm actually
more qualified to give advice than that audio going out
to his stream for the game. He didn't understand how
to do audio sources and obs. He's an idiot today.

(01:29:56):
For support, if we can hit two support goals during
this stream, we could do He tries it steak and
he'll gets at Arby's okay, but we have to get
two goals. We need to get some support flowing. We
need some subs, we need some super chats, we need
some kicks, we need some tips, we need some memberships.
Get going. Can we get a little bit of momentum
right now, that's to get us started. Tries it today.

(01:30:22):
I would love to do it today.

Speaker 3 (01:30:23):
All right, Well, love to get three hundred bucks today.
That's the translation. I would love to get your three
hundred dollars today.

Speaker 8 (01:30:30):
So we get more than these dollar tips. Waste my time. Seriously,
there's another one saying nonsense dollars instead of just gibberish. No,
you can keep your gibberish to yourself, or we're gonna
have gibberish. Could you like at least give five bucks
so it's worth me clicking around?

Speaker 3 (01:30:52):
Seriously, I'll get some kick shout outs Barnabas Moon Puncher
just for the Kick channel. The content Lazania sent a
kick Parkman eight, you just followed the channel.

Speaker 8 (01:31:08):
Did anyone ever donate ten thousand dollars before? So here's
the thing, Yorkman, I don't know the content.

Speaker 3 (01:31:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:31:14):
I don't honestly I have who anyone is. People don't
know if there's noone has gone by one name at
one point, and another name and another point, and another
name and another point. I don't know any of that.
That you know, really is the nature of online creation
is that your supporters are kind of anonymous at me,
barely is there in case we actually we.

Speaker 3 (01:31:32):
Haven't gotten any subs. I'm gonna turn the kick stream off.
You kick broken.

Speaker 8 (01:31:36):
The only person the percent I can confirm give me
ten thousand dollars was like I said, many many, many
years ago when I was streaming on Twitch and they
came by the streams over the course like two months,
and they just kept dropping giant bombs of tier three subs.

Speaker 3 (01:31:53):
Sign and my cousin's my first cousin's son walked on
his tippy toes and he's autistic. So yes, that is
the sign of autism. And he also has a lot
of sensory issues.

Speaker 8 (01:32:07):
Yeah, okay, So I made like I think I made, like,
I want to say, ten to fifteen bucks per per gift.
I think it was ten bucks on Twitch because Twitch
kept a lot of money.

Speaker 3 (01:32:18):
Credit card fill. I'll pull up film, try it again,
or get a different credit card content, Lasagnian, try it again,
try it again. Maybe he'll go through the second time. Right,
I've seen Phil do that. He'd know if one person
donated ten k, of course he would come on. He's
acting like he doesn't know if anybody ever did that.

Speaker 8 (01:32:39):
With the course of the two three months that they
did this, I made like over ten thousand dollars with
their insane amount of gifted subs. And it came in
at a great time because that was when I was
going through the bankruptcy and everything, and to help, you know,
kept me afloat all right, So guys, anything else to
talk about, I'll be honest.

Speaker 3 (01:32:54):
Yeah, he spent that ten grand on Hogan pulls because
he certainly didn't spend it on paying back his creditors
all that money to load life scumbag.

Speaker 14 (01:33:02):
That he is.

Speaker 3 (01:33:04):
Remember, he racked up half a million dollars in unsecured
credit card debt then he just got it all discharged.
So what happened to all that shit that he bought
with half a million dollars.

Speaker 8 (01:33:15):
It's a little disheartening. I was hoping to get some
support early on, get some momentum.

Speaker 3 (01:33:19):
Yeah, and unless you're buying coke with cash advances and
paying whos, how do you spend a half a million
dollars on unsecured credit cards? I don't.

Speaker 8 (01:33:28):
I don't even know how you would do that if
he tries it today. But you know, we always hit
the goal when I play silk Song. If we can
at least do that today, I'd be happy. Okay, we
hit a goal playing silk Song, I'd be good. If
we hit a double goal, that'd be amazing. But we
don't have to.

Speaker 3 (01:33:44):
Well, we don't have to, but he's demanding that they
do that.

Speaker 8 (01:33:47):
To do can all lined up to do it? My
wife is working and would great if we could just
order out today rather than have to cook, since it
is a day when she's working. But hey, if we
don't hit it today, we don't hit it today, all right?
Just said on kick listen to this far to you
should read the romance novel about minotare men being milked

(01:34:07):
in asmr and make it a series and put it
on YouTube and TikTok and make it robust. Most milk
romance novel last night, he.

Speaker 3 (01:34:17):
Is worse than the crack a dude from last night.
She's just a crazy buses.

Speaker 8 (01:34:21):
The first I've heard. It's just saying quite debauchers on WWEC.
Yeah anyway, Oh it's on Twitter. Oh oh, yes, that's
what it is. It's on Twitter all right.

Speaker 3 (01:34:37):
Uh. We want to take a moment to thank Blackfish,
who just became a YouTube channel member. And I always
say this, if you become a YouTube channel member during
a live broadcast, we give you a big shout out
and the big thank you. Same if you become a
Kick subscriber, we give you a big shout out and
thank you. Or if you give some subs over on Kick,
we give you a big shout out and thank you.
If you give some memberships on YouTube, we'll give you

(01:34:59):
a big shout out, thanks, thank you. Same for superchats, superstickers,
PayPal pledges, or buying me a beer. But back to Blackfish,
he's already supported the stream tonight and now he's supported
the stream a secondary time becoming a member. So big
shout out and thank you to Blackfish. God bless the
goal and God bless you Blackfish, our newest YouTube channel member.

(01:35:25):
Any Way, somebody corrected me on last night's stream. I
said that I had uploaded five YouTube members only in
Patreon videos this month, and it's only halfway through the month.
It was four, And I apologize. I have one more
in the pipeline that I will be uploading in the
next couple of days. Still trying to figure it out,

(01:35:45):
but thank you Blackfish for your kindness, generosity and support.
We've got Tim Curley hearing the call of the secondary
goal and let's check in on that eight more and
we see all the masks. Thank you Tim Curley, who
says he's a beggar and a cry baby. Bring back
Crazy Kerry. Oh. By the way, I found the stream
where she was drinking vodka out of a big vodka bottle.

(01:36:08):
For those that watched last night's stream, we kept saying
that she was a crack ado, which is worse than
a whack a do because she's a crack related whacka doo,
like she just smokes a bunch of crack and talks
a bunch of conspiracy nonsense. And there's long been rumors
that she's like a total falling down drunk alcoholic. I
don't know if it's true, but I found a stream
where she was drinking vodka out of a vodka bottle

(01:36:29):
for the whole stream, so maybe we'll clip that up.
Thank you Tim Curley for your kindness, generosity and support
and hearing the call of the secondary goal. Eight more
super chats of five or more and we'll see all
these internet and sanity circus masks I have been working on.
Be happy to share those. Thank you Tim, all right,

(01:36:53):
Thank you Tim Curley for your kindness, generosity and support.
Much appreciated. God bless the goal and God blessed Curly
and all of you supporters. Yes, are you doing your
Saturday call in kickstreams? Last one was fun. Yes, We're
gonna do one this weekend.

Speaker 8 (01:37:10):
For sure.

Speaker 3 (01:37:11):
Even if I'm dying from cabin building, I'm going to
force myself. I'm gonna have one day that's gonna be
pretty light building the cabin this weekend, and I think
that will be Sunday. So maybe Sunday night, when I
get back from the cabin, we will do it. And
I appreciate that. Everybody like those open panel shows, we'll
give it another try. All right, we're almost through this one,

(01:37:31):
and then we've got one more video to go. Can
we hit that secondary goal? All we need is eight
more super chats of five or more. Praise the gold.

Speaker 8 (01:37:42):
Bitch says this. He covers his bookshelf up behind him.

Speaker 3 (01:37:52):
He's such a winner he can make. I got the
d he's got the drift going. Friends again, Oh boy,
let us get to the next video, and that is
dark side Phil absolute catastrophe, low match, low support. All right,

(01:38:22):
let's get into the next video, friends, But before we
do that, we recognize a kind and generous benefactor, Sam Corbin,
who says, for the goal, praise the goal, God bless
the goal. Bitches thirteen of twenty seven to go to
see the masks. Friends, Sam Corbin with a kind and

(01:38:43):
generous one for the goal five saying for the goal,
God bless the goal, and God bless you, Sam Corbin.
And this is a secondary goal. We already hit the
first goal. I'm gonna have to find a lunch meat
sandwich to eat or something.

Speaker 15 (01:38:57):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:38:57):
I will show all of these. I've shown the front
of them. I've got a bunch more here. I've got
a grandma mask, a dirty hippie mask. I've got a
old man mask. So we've got grandma, Grandpa, a devil,
a hippie, and a few other masks. They're in a
big pile next to me. But thank you for your kindness,

(01:39:21):
generosity and support. Sam Cord been hearing the call of
the secondary goal. He wants to see those masks.

Speaker 12 (01:39:27):
We need seven more people to stand up, be counted,
and let's get some support bitches.

Speaker 3 (01:39:36):
All right, what about the Rby's steak nuggets? If I could.
My wife is kind of busy right now. She had
to take my son. My autistic son does something called thoroughplay,
so she's there right now, and I really don't want
to bother her and say stop at Arby's and get
me these nuggets. She's gonna be like, what the fuck
is this about?

Speaker 11 (01:39:55):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:39:56):
No trambomb mask? Well, I have a grandma man, right.
Oh I missed some gifted subs. Oh, you're kidding me?
How can I miss some gifted subs? Will kick? I
haven't checked in a little while. We'll check on that,
and look at that.

Speaker 16 (01:40:11):
Dono of Spite has gifted four one two three four
gifted subs one kick let's go bitches. Thank you Dono
of Spiite, who has been a big supporter all through
this entire stream. The MVP of support tonight goes to

(01:40:32):
Dono of Spite and also to the kind and generous
benefactor who gifted ten YouTube subs Right one second, let
me make sure.

Speaker 3 (01:40:50):
This is for the mask and also for you to
eat a sandwich. What ha ha? So Master Betty sent
one two seekers gift membership, but Derwood Mikslovich sent ten
two seekers gift memberships, so big, big support tonight. Thank
you guys for the kindness, generosity and support much appreciate it,
and Dono of Spite gifting.

Speaker 13 (01:41:12):
One four subscriptions over on kick We're having a good
night of support tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:41:19):
Let me tell you my friends and thank you all
for that. So thank you DCAF nine five five one
for letting me know. You guys are always free to
let me know if I don't check in with the
kick chat. Let me know, Quasar Blade, this is for
the mask, but also for you to eat a sandwich. Well,

(01:41:39):
we thank you for your kindness, generosity and support. Carnivore
diet and I can't eat any bread. Do you want
me to just eat lunch meat sandwiches, lunch meat, meat
and cheese, and I think I got some in there.
I could go grab right. Dono of Spite says, I'm MVP.
What do you think about that? Bitch? Yes, Tim Curley

(01:42:03):
congratulating Dono of Spite, Thank you. Kick isn't dead. Yeah,
imagine that you've got to door dash it and complain.
The driver could barely speak English. I don't even have
door dash on my phone. Right. The RB steak nuggets
are the same as store bert ends don't bother. Uh yeah,

(01:42:25):
Quasar Blade just followed me on Kick, so thank you
for that. If you become a follower on Kick during
the live broadcast, let me know in the live chat
and I will give you a big shout out and
thank you. Pig Monster two twenty reel says, get in
the kitchen, Steve, I'll do that. Cherry bomb a plom
with one for the goal says I got to go

(01:42:46):
to work now. I just wanted to say that I
always love hearing your raven laugh.

Speaker 9 (01:42:49):
Ha.

Speaker 3 (01:42:50):
Well, thank you, Cherry bomby Blom. I'm going to try
to laugh a lot more than and thank you for
your kindness, generosity and support of the show. Much appreciated.
We've got six to go, six super chats of five
or more to get us to the secondary goal and
see the some of the Internet and Sanity Circus masks,

(01:43:14):
and I forgot I have two more over there on
the workbench that I could go get and show you
as well, so there'll be at least I don't know
five masks for the Internet and Sanity Circus preview that
we'll get to show you. Thank you, Cherry baumb a
plom what a user id All right, let's get to
let's get to his crash out playing games. Oh, this

(01:43:38):
is gonna be good. Let me turn this down a
little bit, no.

Speaker 8 (01:43:46):
Idea.

Speaker 3 (01:43:48):
This is his battlefield crash out.

Speaker 8 (01:43:52):
What instantly again, it's ridiculous. I shot him, I'm firing.
I'm just dead instant You suck Phil Like, yes, I'm
sure that the guy's insanely after and at that distance
no problem and instantly killed me.

Speaker 3 (01:44:12):
Mm hm oh, shouldn't do that.

Speaker 8 (01:44:18):
Oh athletic frontal roll. Very impressive. Oh god, that's a
tank right there. I'm gonna decide right here like a
power this issue.

Speaker 3 (01:44:32):
See like standing he's standing right in front of the
tank like a fucking moron.

Speaker 8 (01:44:47):
I want to use my Claymore. I couldn't find a
button for it. I literally couldn't find a button for Claymore.

Speaker 2 (01:44:52):
So forget this.

Speaker 8 (01:44:54):
Just go right to engineers. I can get kills and
I could blow by the way. We've lost every objective, lost,
every objective on the map.

Speaker 3 (01:45:04):
I have to address this one. Isaac Isaac says carnivore
is insane with how effective it is, with how little
you have to do basically free natural exempic But god,
I miss pizza. That's my big that's my big thing too,
Isaac Isaac. I miss pizza something fierce. And listen, I've
tried that shit where you make a pizza cross out
of cheese or some other shit that's carnivore friendly, or

(01:45:28):
I even made one that was ground chicken. You make
the pizza crust, then you put them and it's okay,
but it's no substitute. Right. So I have a cheat
meal once a week, and my cheat is either one
of my wife's meals because she's big on mashed potatoes
and gravy and things like that and like or noodles
or something you know, But usually I opt for my

(01:45:52):
cheat meals being a pizza, usually at the cabin because
it's a cabin. I'm working on that cabin. I have
to be burning two thousand calories a day cutting down
those trees, carrying heavy rocks all around. So I let
myself have a cheap meal. But yes, cardivore is very effective.
I am down from two oh five to one seventy eight.

(01:46:13):
Let's do the count. I don't even know. Two oh
five was my start. I start getting man boobs. That's
why I started to diet and exercise a little more.
So I'm down twenty seven pounds in less than I
started right before summer, and I'm down twenty seven pounds.

(01:46:34):
That is crazy. My man boobs went away. My spare
tire is almost gone. I would like to get down
to one seventy, so eight more pounds if I get
down to one seventy. I was one seventy when I
got married, you know, thirteen fourteen years ago, or is
it it's thirteen years thirteen years ago. I was one

(01:46:55):
seventy when I got married. I blame my wife for
putting on weight. She just cooks two good right, if
you live with a woman that really knows how to cook,
you're gonna put on some weight, especially because I was
a lazy bachelor. You know, I would have fucking I
would have two snicker bars for dinner some nights because
I was so lazy. I didn't want to cook for myself.

(01:47:15):
You know, there's a good pizza crust alternative, King Arthur
Bacon Company Keto Wheat pizza crust seven grams, which is
fiber tastes like bread. I don't know content Lasagnia. I've
been burned by some of those low carb options. What
I was doing for a while is I would do
one big flower tortilla and I would make the pizza

(01:47:38):
on the flower tortilla. Because that flower tortilla. How many
calories could a big flower tortilla be? Not many? And
how many carbs? I don't know. But it's not like
you're in a big thick crust pizza or Sicilian thick
crust pizza. It's not much carbs, right, That's great. So
this is basically us watching dark Side Field getting just

(01:48:00):
Royd in this game.

Speaker 8 (01:48:09):
This guy is just trying to snipe and not doing
anything useful at all. Didn't do it. Look, he didn't
even look this direction. He literally didn't even fucking turn
this direction.

Speaker 3 (01:48:19):
He still managed to kill you, Phil because you sucked ball,
Big Harry.

Speaker 8 (01:48:24):
Ball these people, because it's the problem. If you don't
play with someone who goes on to play and plays
like a squad, there's no point in playing. And these
fucking guy's an idiot. What a fucking idiot. He didn't
even know I was down. I'm standing right next to
him calling for heels. He didn't even know I was down.
Then he turned super late and he up.

Speaker 3 (01:48:46):
Jeez, yeah, wife fall blame your wife if you got
fat after marriage? Right? Oh yeah, I miss I miss
bread and pasta and but mostly pizza and pasta, I guess.

(01:49:07):
And a go to for me was really good ramen noodles,
like spicy Korean ramen noodles or something like that. And
I don't eat that anymore. What are you going to
eat on Thanksgiving? Just turkey? No signs, No, I'll save.
That'll be a cheap meal day. Like, there's no way

(01:49:27):
I'm gonna sit there and just eat turkey, because you know,
come on, my wife makes an incredible turkey dinner every year.
And I can't say no to my wife's mashed potatoes
and turkey gravy. She I don't know what she does
with the turkey gravy, but it takes her hours and
hours and hours to make the gravy. She keeps scraping

(01:49:49):
the pan and I don't know what the fuck she does,
but holy shit, I will have some biscuits and some
turkey gravy and some turkey and some all the trimmings man, granberry, sauce,
and yeah, I will have a good Thanksgiving meal for sure.
In fact, I'm looking forward to Thanksgiving. It's my favorite

(01:50:10):
holiday because all I have to do is show up
and eat. No gifts, no bullshit, no putting together toys
for the kids or whatever we're going anywhere. Just stay home.
I put my fat guy pants on. By that I
mean sweatpants, and I have some Usually my wife makes
some appetizers because she knows it drives me crazy smelling

(01:50:31):
her make that whole turkey meal for five hours, So
she'll make some appetizers and have a few drinks and
wait on the dinner. It's my favorite holidays, so that.

Speaker 8 (01:50:41):
No idea, forget it, No one's got me. This mode
is stupid, stupid giant map was People that don't see together,
don't work together. It's just a waste of time.

Speaker 3 (01:50:56):
Was time now watching you is a waste of time.

Speaker 8 (01:51:01):
I knew this would be complete waste his time, and
it's exactly what it's turned out to be. Look. I
literally just spawned on our objective. None of my teammates
are there at all, bare objectives, so no one's actually playing.

Speaker 3 (01:51:14):
I love him seeing and coping as he's.

Speaker 8 (01:51:16):
Getting killed in the games. Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:51:18):
Great, this is why people watch him, to watch him
seeing crop as he sucks game.

Speaker 8 (01:51:26):
There you go, fuck you, I blew it up? Oh nice,
all right, fuck them.

Speaker 3 (01:51:40):
They're dead.

Speaker 8 (01:51:40):
Now there's a guy here though, where is Nope, the
funk out of here?

Speaker 3 (01:51:57):
Somebody let him?

Speaker 2 (01:51:58):
Oh my god?

Speaker 9 (01:52:00):
What wo?

Speaker 2 (01:52:03):
Whoam?

Speaker 4 (01:52:06):
What in the fuck was that dude?

Speaker 8 (01:52:09):
Ha got fragged twisted.

Speaker 3 (01:52:14):
Damage on the wheel? Ha?

Speaker 8 (01:52:18):
Wow they're in the tank that has a nice big cannon.
I'm in the tank that has a crappy little piece show.

Speaker 3 (01:52:22):
Oh yeah, make excuses, Mike, cannon in my tank isn't
really big. Master Betty has gifted one True Seekers membership,
So thank you for your kindness, generosity, and support, Master Betty. Uh,
this is why you got to hit that subscribe button. Friends,
because when a kind and generous soul like Master Betty
gifts some membership, you could win one. And so far,

(01:52:45):
I think we're up to fifteen gifted memberships on YouTube tonight,
meaning at least somewhere between ten and fifteen of you
won a free membership tonight. By the way, thank the
person that gifted that to you. If you're in the
live chat, you must be as subscriber to win these
free memberships. So for no other reason, smash that subscribe button.
You could win a free membership tonight. I'm sure there

(01:53:06):
will be some other kind and generous benefactors who are
helping to expand our members section here on our YouTube
channel by gifting these memberships. Thank you, Master Ben. Sam
Corbin says, if you're active, you can definitely eat whatever

(01:53:27):
you want, just make sure to exercise. Well, I'm sticking
with the I'm sticking with the Oh doe to Ronnie,
Do to ron Army got a free membership and is
thanking you guys for gifting that to him. I agree
to some extent, Sam Corbin, if you're active, yes, yes

(01:53:49):
you can. When I if I'm going to be doing
a full work day of physical labor, I eat. That's
the day that I say I'm eating carbs. I'm drinking
real beer. Not this fucking is what I've been drinking
Micheloboltra It's barely beer man. And but by the way,
there is worse. There's bud Bud zero that has zero carbs,

(01:54:14):
that tastes like somebody took a seltzer and squirt it
or spit one mouthful of beer in a in a seltzer.
It doesn't taste like beer at all. So I guess
michelo Boltz is not that bad. On the days that
I do a full day of physical labor, like working
on the cabin or processing firewood, stacking firewood, a day
that I'm really going to be physically exerting myself, that's

(01:54:37):
the day that I say, fuck this, no carbs, I'm
going to eat a pizza. I'm going to drink real beer.
And I burned two three thousand calories today. I really
hit it hard sometimes, but during the week I don't
do much. I sit in front of a computer. I edit,
I put the shows together. I work on graphics or
music or you know, something for the show research. It's

(01:54:59):
very sedentary, you know, just sitting on that computer. I
used to have a treadmill here, but my wife got
rid of it because she said nobody was using it
and it barely worked. It was dying. I'm going to
try to start walking an hour a day or ideally,
I used to walk for forty five minutes in the

(01:55:19):
morning and forty five minutes at night before I went
to bed. That's an hour and a half of steps.
That's another way that. Yeah, you can eat whatever you
probably want. I don't know about an hour and a half.
That's not I don't know what you burn in that.
But yeah, but if I'm sitting around, no, I'm just
gonna eat steak for dinner, or I'm gonna eat Last night,
I have pork chops Sam Corbin, and tonight i'm gonna

(01:55:42):
have a chicken breast, which I generally don't eat chicken
breast because there's chicken breast is not very fatty, and
I'm looking for fatty. I'm powering my body with fat.
Chicken breast is not very fatty. Thighs are better.

Speaker 8 (01:55:54):
But that's I got what I got.

Speaker 3 (01:55:56):
So I'm gonna eat a couple leftover port chops and
a chicken breast trolley troll Troll with one for the goal.
I pew pewed him and he didn't go down. It's
not my fault. I did everything right. That is correct,
and thank you trolley Troll Troll for hearing the call
of the goal. We are now at fifteen of twenty five.
More to see the masks. My friends don't want to

(01:56:18):
see a preview of the Internet in Sanity Circus. If
we hit this secondary goal, I will show you all
the masks that we currently have and some of the
cost tuning. Oh, I've got another one over there. So
the plan is every week when you tune into Internet
in Sanity Circus, Trolley Troll Troll, you'll see a different me.

(01:56:39):
You never know. You can tune in one week and
I'll be keam Star hosting the Internet and Sanity Circus.
You tune in the next week and I'm going to
be a creepy clown. You tune in the next week,
a zombie the next week, the devil the next week.
I'll be Darkseide Phil hosting the Internet in Sanity Circus.
And I've been working this is one of things. It's

(01:57:00):
taking so long. Everybody's like, oh, you've been talking about
this show for a long time. It's gotta be the
way that I envisioned it right. Sometimes you have such
a strong vision for a creative project you say I
am doing it whatever it takes. So that's where we're at.
And thank you TROLLI troll troll who's a big show
supporter and has been forever. He came with the backdrop

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and the microphone and the sunglasses. Charlie troll Troll's been
here forever, always throwing a couple bucks in our hat,
keeping us on us. Thank you trolly Trolls. I have
to go on the secondary goal. Wow wow, Wow, huge support.
Wait did we miss something on kick? We'll check in

(01:57:41):
with the kickchat. I don't want to miss any kick
support other Holy shit, Dertwood mix Slovich, Holy shit. Derwood
mcslovias has gifted ten kick subs.

Speaker 17 (01:57:55):
Two, three, four times six seven, Hey time ten Derwood
Mitch Slovic.

Speaker 3 (01:58:01):
Is now the MVP Tonight of gifting YouTube memberships and
the MVP of gifting kicksubs. Derwood Macslovic also became a subscriber.

Speaker 4 (01:58:13):
That's another five. So thank you Derwood Mcslovitch for your kindness,
your generosity and your support. God bless the goal, and
God blessed Derwood macslovich. He's new whale up in this bitch,
making it rain up in this bitch. And we'll take
a moment to thank Dertwood mcslovitch properly with a big
big thank you for the support.

Speaker 6 (01:58:39):
Prasey Cash, thank you for your kindness, thank you for
your generosity.

Speaker 3 (01:58:45):
Praise Cash, very very kind of you. Guys. Wow, what
big support. We've had huge support this week. And I
gotta tell you I need the money, so I'm like,
thank God. I just wish I didn't have to wait
so long and get it all. But will we will survive.

(01:59:07):
I might have to buy Brokey beer for the next
weekend or two. You know, you gotta do what you
gotta do. You got you gotta make it to the
survival survival move right, I have been here. Yes, that
is a lot of kicks. Uh our Irish car bomb?
I've had those? Yeah, isn't that when they drop a

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shot in the beer? That's an Irish car bomb? Right?
I think we used to do those back in my
drinking days. I used to drink in an Irish pub.
Irish you know what is that? What is that that?
You called it? An Irish car bomb. Yeah, let me
see if that's what I think it is. I think

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that's what it is, right. An Irish car bomb is
a beer cocktail made by dropping a shot of Irish
cream and Irish whiskey into a pint of Irish stale.
The name is highly controvert offensive dude to its association
with real car bombings in Ireland, and many bartenders will
refuse to serve it for this reasons. Alternatives like an
Irish slammer. Oh, we called it a Dublin drop are

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sometimes used. Yeah. The only thing I missed from Philadelphia,
I really believe, I'm honest, cards on the table. The
only thing I miss about Philadelphia is one Chinese food
place and my old neighborhood Irish bar called Burns in Philly.
If you're ever in Philly, it's in Port Richmond, right
off the Allegheny exit of I ninety five. Go there,

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get yourself some wings and some potato logs, and drink
delicious draft beer. You'll be glad that you did. The
very friendly place there. Irish coffee is better. Yeah, I
don't know. I used to have a boss that used
to put whiskey in coffee. I never liked coffee, so
never had that.

Speaker 8 (02:00:54):
A crabby little piece. Here at a machine gun. Okay,
get out of the way. I can blow this fucking
thing up. Was he in a tank? I wanted to
join dow d You got taken, dude. I can't do anything.

(02:01:15):
Oh ship, now we're talking. Let's fucking go.

Speaker 3 (02:01:20):
You know, I haven't built a PC, and forever I'm lazy.
I've just been buying like older workstations, like a dual
zeon workstation and upgrading the video card. But someday soon
I'm gonna build a custom PC. I hope we'll see
maybe next year. Though coffee is a good treat on
low card.

Speaker 11 (02:01:39):
What was uh?

Speaker 3 (02:01:41):
What was it like trick or treating in Philly? It
was good. But here's the difference. In Philly, as I recall,
you would go all night and everybody's giving out little candies,
you know, like from a bag like little mini Snickers
or little any Hershey's, or many bags of M and

(02:02:03):
M small treats. And that's what it's like trick or
treating in Philly. But you can cover so many houses
that you'd get a shit ton of candy. Where I'm
at now is a very affluent suburban area, and I'm
not kidding yet, every me and my wife had to
upgrade our We didn't know. We felt like the cheapees
in the neighborhood. The first year we took our kids

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trick or treating here, every single house that we went
to was giving out full sized candy bars. I'm not
kidding every single house. Occasionally you'd get a house that
was giving out the smaller ones, but almost every house
in the neighborhood full sized candy bars. So we had
to start doing that so we don't have to feel,

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you know, like the cheapies on the block. Ambergetton is
here hearing the call of the goal.

Speaker 8 (02:02:55):
My friends.

Speaker 12 (02:02:56):
Oh no, we've only got twenty two. We've got sixteen
of twenty. We need four more in the next.

Speaker 3 (02:03:02):
Fifteen seconds, but we can extend the timer. We'll extend
the timer. So Ambergeton gets us to sixteen of twenty
for the goal, and the goal is ending in four seconds.
I don't think we're gonna make the other four. I'll

(02:03:23):
start another goal for four super chats. Oh, it'll only
let me do five. We'll do five, deal and higher,
and we'll set it for an hour So this will
be the and we only have to hit four, not five,
but it won't let me do five. So we'll set

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it for one hour and we'll say Internet insanity, mask
and costume preview. Yeah, I just I canna tell you
I am And thank you armagedd Ambergeddon. I'm sorry Ambergeddon
for your constant support. Ambergeddon has been a big supporter

(02:04:07):
since since I've noticed them here, So thank you Ambergeddon.
Always thrown a couple of bucks in our hat, keeping
us honest, getting us closer to the goal, always helping
with these daily goals. Thank you Ambergeddon for your kindness
and generosity and support. God blessed the goal bitches, and
God bless Ambergetton. Ambergeddon says, praise to cash. That is correct.

(02:04:36):
So I've set a new goal for zero five and
it's a one hour goal, but it's really we only
need four. So if we get the four, we'll do
the masks. Or how about this, I'm going to be
making deals like the sp We'll count anything towards the goal.
So if people send a five dollars PayPal that counts
as one for the goal. If people gift the sub

(02:04:58):
we'll count that one for the goal. If people buy
me a coffee, I think that's five bucks. Yeah, that'll
count towards the goal. Send a PayPal pledge, we'll check
in with those. All the instructions for how to support
the show or in the description of video. If you
become a member on kick or become a subscriber on Kick,
we'll count that towards the goal. If you become a

(02:05:19):
YouTube channel member, we'll count that towards. Every single bit
of support of five dollars or more we will count
towards the goal. So we just need four more of you,
and we're going to see these masks. Steve, I'm grateful
you helped pull me out of the rabbit hole, says Ambergetnon. Well,
thank you. We've got a lot of people that are
supporters that we've pulled. I've pulled people out of full

(02:05:40):
on alien and UFO cults, right, and I'm glad for that.
That makes me feel good that our show is a
net positive and that we do something good for the
community of humans. Right, And thank you, Amber Geddon. I'm
glad to hear that whatever I do here helps pull
you out of that rabbit hole. A bit more aggressive

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in the begging, please, Isaac says, all right, listen to
cheap motherfuckers. We've been here for about I don't know,
two three minutes with no support whatsoever. This has been
the lowest supported stream since we forever. No, it hasn't,

(02:06:23):
but I can lie and say that it was right.
Hold on, here's what we'll do. Why is it not working?
That's weird. Hold on one second here, Oh, that's why
it's not working. All right, one second. I know what
the problem is. I know what the problem is, and

(02:06:45):
the problem is that we need an expert beggar. I'm
not good at begging. I don't really know how to
beg but it's okay because and by the way, these
are some of the backgrounds animated backgrounds for the Internet
in Sanity Circus, you know, which will be starting soon.
I hope to start the first one before Halloween. So

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what we need to get to this goal is an
expert beggar. We need four more super chats of five
or more, or four more members or four more subs
on Kick, or four more gifted subs on Kick, or
four more gifted memberships on YouTube, four more five dollars
super chats, four more buy me a coffee, four more
paypals and we will get to the goal. But we

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need an expert beggar to help us, so I know
the best beggar on the Internet.

Speaker 8 (02:07:32):
Welcome to the Internet Insanity Circus. Welcome, Welcome to the
Internet Insanity Circus. Listen, you broke motherfuckers. We have to
hit the fucking goal today, So get your fucking wallets out,
you bunch of fucking leeches. Let's get some support. Let's
get some kicksubscribers, let's get some gifted subs. We need
some fucking subs to hit the almighty goal. God bless

(02:07:53):
the goal. If we hit fifty more goals, I'll stuff
my face with shitty fast food and you get to
watch it all. How's that for a ward, you fucking
morons here at the Internet in Sanity Circus, we aren't
eating lunch meat sandwiches. We need cash for some crazy
expensive door dash meals door Dash delivers, motherfuckers, so you
better deliver those donations right into our pockets. Bitches. This

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has been the lowest supported show so far. Too many
broke motherfuckers in this audience. Don't you want to see
us hit the fucking goal? Tonight. Let's go. Let's get
some support. We need some sub bombs dropping right now.
Let's not wait. Stop holding back, you cheap fucking assholes.
We need the support now. The stream may be ending soon.
This is your last chance to support the stream. Let's go.

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We need support now, stop holding back. Let's do it.
Let's hit the goal right now and we can just
enjoy the rest of the show.

Speaker 3 (02:08:50):
That's right, and see. The reason that Darkseide Film is
not destitute and broke and homeless is because his works.
Hearing the call of the goal is Garage, who's a
long time show supporter. And thank you, Garaze for your kindness,
generosity and supporter. I swear that the camera glitching is

(02:09:14):
not intentional, but it somehow goes with the theme here.
Haven't tracked down the problem and I don't know what's
causing it, but thank you Garazie. That means we need
three more and very goal to see the masks, and
we have trolley troll troll hearing the call of the goal.
He's one of our longest and greatest supporters ever on

(02:09:36):
our channel, and he's been here forever, always throwing a
couple bucks in our hat. And we thank Trolley Troll,
Troll and Garagi for being longtime supporters and viewers. Thank
you for your kindness, generosity and support to both of
you and helping us to praise the cash bitches. Two
to go. I'm going to go full metal jacket. What

(02:10:01):
do we get for ten dollars? If you send the
ten dollars to forget and then I will consider our
goal hit and uh we'll do the masks. Besides, I
don't know if I want to watch this fucking clown
for another fucking thirty five minutes, get beat up in
a shitty dame.

Speaker 8 (02:10:20):
Don't know how to use the parachute, so if I
jump out, I'm gonna die.

Speaker 2 (02:10:25):
What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (02:10:31):
You gotta be kidd of me, you, Charlie Troll said,
this is a slam dunk.

Speaker 8 (02:10:39):
Guys, why didn't someone tell me he drink an entire handle.

Speaker 3 (02:10:45):
Let's go, Let's get it.

Speaker 8 (02:10:47):
God damn it.

Speaker 3 (02:10:48):
Two goals hit?

Speaker 8 (02:10:49):
How do you? I have no idea? I know the
controls are I understood the controls. I would be able
to do it, But I don't get it. He don't
get it. Miserable of time, Like I said, Jet see
my squad is completely split up through whatever the fun
they want. Not working together? Isn't that great? Great teamwork? Well,

(02:11:21):
I haven't heard about that, but I check it out.
I will check it is the way I want feeling me.
All the tanks are on top of me.

Speaker 11 (02:11:31):
I was good.

Speaker 8 (02:11:32):
I got to do something.

Speaker 3 (02:11:34):
Can you send me any links to the local news
stories or something? The end is near, Beware, that's right
up my alley and I could go interview the arresting officers.
That's good. Boots on the ground story, ambergetting.

Speaker 17 (02:11:46):
Oh shit, we have hit the mask goal, yes, Ambergetting
hearing the call of the secondary goal, getting us over
the edge, and you can.

Speaker 3 (02:11:57):
Ignore that goal thing there, right, But if you want,
if anybody wants to send more superchats, we're not gonna
say no. But we've had a tremendous night of support tonight.
Thank you, Ambergeddon for your kindness, generosity and support of
the show. Ambergetton throwing him down a bunch of Dono
bombs tonight, helping to make it rain up in this bag. Right,

(02:12:22):
We're gonna do just a little bit more of this
clown playing this game because I don't want to do
We really want to sit and watch him get beat
up and killed in a game and blame the game
and the controller and the lag and the other players
for thirty five minutes. I don't think so, So we'll
do the mask.

Speaker 8 (02:12:38):
I actually did something effective for my team for once.
That's a change. Yeah. I was immediately killed.

Speaker 3 (02:12:52):
Yes, you were vehicle drive lousir. Jeez man, you will
get to see the mask.

Speaker 8 (02:12:59):
Yes, okay, you've got to be getting I couldn't see anything.
Did the chant hit me?

Speaker 3 (02:13:08):
I guess.

Speaker 18 (02:13:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:13:11):
Everybody's thinking.

Speaker 8 (02:13:14):
Instantly big chance to do anything?

Speaker 17 (02:13:18):
Oh my god?

Speaker 3 (02:13:21):
Uh yeah I watched some of zone of stuff.

Speaker 8 (02:13:27):
Oh my god, respond.

Speaker 3 (02:13:33):
Right on amber getting.

Speaker 8 (02:13:36):
The sliding d.

Speaker 3 (02:13:40):
The helicopter crash. We haven't seen that yet. Yeah, I'll
just end the shower.

Speaker 8 (02:13:48):
What are you doing shooting me on this map? I
hate that some of these big maps having engineering. You

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can't do engineering. My teammate is literally staring at the
guy and not shooting him. What is going on? He
literally was sitting right in front of me and wasn't shooting.
To god, I'm improving. I did better. Yeah, a whole

(02:14:36):
bunch of ship Look at that. Wow, I should take
a look at.

Speaker 3 (02:14:39):
Those actually to see all the I'm just gonna sell
one mask to see all the masks. We got to
hit another one hundred dollars goal, guys, right, yeah, as
thanking everyone, No, thank you very very kind and very
very generous of you. Thank you for your kindness. All right,
but here's what we gotta do. I have to go
get the mask that are over on the workbench, and

(02:15:03):
I'll get the dark side film mask from upstairs. So
I'm gonna need a pretty long bumper to play. Oh,
I have one those who pray, We'll have a musical
guest and then we'll do the masks. Okay, so nobody

(02:15:23):
go anywhere. I just need to go get a few things.
I want to be able to show them all. We'll
probably clip this and put it on the clips channel
as well. So thank you all for hitting the goal
and the secondary goal. Big, big, big support. Tonight, I'm
gonna we're gonna have a musical guest and when we
come back, we'll preview a good portion of the masks

(02:15:44):
that we have for the Internet and Sanity Circus. Show you, guys,
and your support means a lot to me. It's enabled
me to buy all the materials and the costumes and
the parks and the pieces and the backdrop which is
right in front of me. Actually, in this room, we're
gonna have true seekers on one side and Internet in
sanity circus on the other side. Just be careful where

(02:16:06):
you point the webcams right, point the right one at
the right thing. So we'll do a musical. Guest, we
haven't done that in a little while. And when I
return in a few minutes, it's just a few minutes,
we'll see a preview of all the Internet and sanity
circus masks. Welcome to my friends, and thanks to them
a band called Bob and you could search them on YouTube.

(02:16:28):
Their band is actually called Bomb and this is one
of their singles, Those who Pray I'll be right back friends.

(02:17:00):
Campeste A is the army of Queen My save the hood.

Speaker 19 (02:17:13):
He's gone.

Speaker 2 (02:17:17):
Just to work.

Speaker 15 (02:17:18):
Goody to Jojo whose fee own master? He follow your master?

Speaker 8 (02:17:38):
Queen?

Speaker 5 (02:17:38):
You know to lay the phase said leave honey, coming over,
betray fads in a phrase.

Speaker 3 (02:17:55):
Whose fee your master?

Speaker 5 (02:17:58):
Never fun stuffing name cratch a shade of grain.

Speaker 1 (02:18:15):
Years before you was a sacrificial d s hand as indicate.

Speaker 5 (02:18:22):
The wxample relation into shape. This is no Resbilian braining
the sacred brains is the same agreement to the real
well in the black spain fain brain brain sub pain

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spain you way, pray, say no, say through is not
just acasco is booing not be father top and your
bag in your way something that.

Speaker 18 (02:19:18):
You canny saying, begin to be last.

Speaker 5 (02:19:24):
Different that thing what.

Speaker 2 (02:19:27):
Has con.

Speaker 3 (02:19:30):
To make.

Speaker 5 (02:19:39):
Fails you?

Speaker 14 (02:19:52):
You fa.

Speaker 2 (02:20:00):
Max a second bottle the two.

Speaker 3 (02:20:05):
While we work out of his households with nothing. In
the shows, it's said.

Speaker 5 (02:20:13):
Time contems containmans masters on the arm and atainment on one.
You saw what's from the suit when you're the of
the table the universe and a mass see every word
to say so super pay no super it's a bass
stupid when any suppase those super fray who sup praise

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tho sup phrase su pray those two pray pray those
who says so so su pay those super fayso fails.

Speaker 3 (02:21:44):
Hello, Kay, I'm a team star. Well actually I'm cream
Star and I'll be hosting the Internet and Saturday Circus.
I'll be guest hosting his shitty show. He can't afford
me in real life, so well we will, you know,

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do something to make me be there. Well sorry, wait
a second, that's a little better. This one I'm still
working on needs a little needs a little more help,
and needs a little more detailing. It's off. Yeah, yes,

(02:22:28):
I am the cream Star and I thought it would
be a funny gag. Don't know, Spike when we have
links on as a co host if I put on
this mask at least for a portion of that show
and ask her for titty picks and taco picks. Right,
can I get some pics.

Speaker 10 (02:22:43):
Of your the JJ lynks? I really like to get
some some titty picks. Maybe I'll give you your job
back links.

Speaker 3 (02:22:54):
Come on. Oh, Tim Curly says, break and Corey Good
has filed for his second bankruptcy. Is that true?

Speaker 8 (02:23:04):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:23:04):
I got a tip Twitter on this. Let me tip
Twitter on this. Corey Good? Oh what a bum? Oh?
Sci Fi seup Review has just posted the news. Corey Good,
everybody's favorite drifting scammer faith secret Space program guy, has

(02:23:25):
declared bankruptcy for the second time in his in just
ten years. I think, what a fucking loser. Oh wow, Well, anyway, guys,
this is the this is let me remove that. This
is the Cream Star. Yeah, I think it's a pretty

(02:23:46):
good likeness. I need better sunglasses. I'm gonna get mirrored sunglasses.
They're gonna clean up the head up here. These were
just painted so the beard is even still. I didn't
have any black hair, so I used gray hair and
then I painted it over it. I didn't feel like waiting,
uh till Station seven is here with one for the goal.

(02:24:07):
But we've already hit two goals. But we'll take it
till Station seven says, couldn't watch you live today, We'll
be rewatching later. Well, there you go, cream Star. What
was the name of the guy who ate the alien spoonge?
Oh Christ? What was his name?

Speaker 2 (02:24:25):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (02:24:27):
Yeah, that was the Temple University Michael Jacobs, I think
was his name. Pig Monster two twenty reel. Uh also
a nice grease star costume. Yeah, I think this is
a pretty good likeness. Like I said, there's a there's
some there's some mess up here and this this thing

(02:24:51):
originally had hair, so we've got to make a balder
and clean up the head. But yeah, that's one of them. Now,
I don't want to give There's there's a couple of
dickheads on Twitter that if they do see a video
or a picture of me and my eye is wonky.
They make blow ups and make fun of me. Look

(02:25:11):
what a dickhead. Look, maybe there's some crippled children you
could go make fun of next, right, So I'm gonna
shut off the camera while I switch to the next. Uh,
while I switch to the next of the masks. So
this is just one. I forgot to grab one of
the other ones too. I'll be right back, friends, be

(02:25:35):
right back. One moment here, get this one off, we'll
grab the next one, and we're gonna be previewing a
bunch of the Internet insanity circus masks. One moment here,
we'll see we'll pick out the next, the next one. Oh,

(02:25:57):
this next one's one of my favorites. It is a
creepy ass clown. So just give me a second here
to get in get into it, all right, camera back
on there we go. All right, and uh, I've already

(02:26:21):
screen tested this for the members. I will be if
you see the other screen test. You know I wear
black makeup around my eyes. So this is one of
our creepy clowns. And thank you Chill Station seven for
two times super chat. Thank you for your kind So

(02:26:43):
this is one of the creepy clowns. And I've got
a ringmaster costume that goes with this. Yeah, let's get
right into the s a what what just put a
just put a pill down and start practicing on a
cucumber Cory. My mask is off, Yeah, yeah, my mask

(02:27:06):
is off. Oh you remember seeing it on the member stream. Yeah,
this one's one of my favorites. So and I try
to make these things as light as I can, because
I got you know that the internet in Santurday circa
show might be three four hours. I don't know, I
don't know, jump scare.

Speaker 13 (02:27:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:27:26):
So we've got the Devil, the Grandma, the Devil the Grandma.
We've got a dirty hippie. We've got a grandpa this one.
Oh yeah, we've got a bold guy. Uh, we'll do

(02:27:50):
the dirty hippie next. And one of these, at least
I'm reusing. We used to do characters in UFO Land,
and this one is kind of a character of another
show host who we were fucking with, but I decided
to reuse him as a dirty hippie, like a dirty

(02:28:10):
high hippie. And I've got a fog machine, so the
gag will be every time I'm off camera, I'll hit
the fog machine and when I come back on camera,
it'll be like, you know, that'll be one of the gags, right,
That clown is bald, broke and gay. Hey man, hey man.
So let's turn the camera off for a moment while

(02:28:33):
we we do the costume change here. I remember every
week on the Internet and Saturday Circus, you're not quite
gonna know, like who's going to be the host or
who's going to show up. Could be you could tune
in and see anything. You never know, right, this mask

(02:28:56):
is difficult, all right, So we've got a bird to
that old hippie. That's what this one is supposed to be.
We'll see how good of a job I did. We'll
see how good of a job I did on the
burnt out old hippie. Hey there, my hair is in
a way over here. I need to When I wear

(02:29:18):
these masks, I'll be wearing a cap like a hair cap.
So this is a dirty burnout hippie.

Speaker 8 (02:29:24):
Like, Hey, guys, smoke them if you got them?

Speaker 3 (02:29:28):
Yeah, yes, Well, some of them I made, and some
of them I modified off the shelf masks. I like
masks where you can still move your mouth and so
Uh yeah, but I have molded some of these custom.
Some of them are off the shelf because I don't
have time to make a totally custom one. Or Cape

(02:29:50):
Revival says, I like that one too. That's me. You
never know what you're going to tune into. Zeppie Gyro
with one. You should act in one of the Kino movies.
I would if they asked me, I'd be there. Thank you,
zeph Lee Gyro. Right, we're praising it tonight, so we'll

(02:30:10):
turn so this, you know, and each of these has
a costume with it. I'm not going to do the costumes,
but I like this one. Just a dirty burnout old.

Speaker 10 (02:30:18):
Hippie smoking with the gutdom guys and welcome to the
Internet and sanity circuits.

Speaker 3 (02:30:26):
Anybody got any cannabis? I need some? Yeah, Hemburgetton says,
I like it, although I get grizzly Adam vibes. Well,
whatever works, right, we'll try. We'll try the next one
and the next one is again reused from my show.
Oh no, you know what, we'll do the Grandma. I

(02:30:47):
thought it would be funny if the gag was one night.
The gag is that my Grandma is hosting the show
in my place. And this is a garden one of
those super soft masks. I don't know. Hell is this

(02:31:11):
gonna look we'll try this one next. And thank you
am bergetting here we are? Oh geez, look I got
black paint all over me.

Speaker 5 (02:31:21):
Now uh.

Speaker 3 (02:31:24):
There we go. Welcome to the Internet Saturday Circus.

Speaker 20 (02:31:29):
I'm of Steve Canbyan's grandma, Granny Canbyan, and I'll.

Speaker 18 (02:31:34):
Be hosting tonight's show in his place. He's busy fucking
his wife.

Speaker 8 (02:31:40):
I mean, yeah, I only got crack.

Speaker 3 (02:31:45):
Linda Burnell mask. No, this is supposed to be my granny.
This is supposed to be my granny.

Speaker 18 (02:31:51):
Chill Station seven.

Speaker 3 (02:31:53):
Don't you like my granny? I can give great blow jobs.

Speaker 18 (02:31:58):
Because I ain't got no teeth. I just take my
denters out before I started sucking.

Speaker 3 (02:32:03):
You know, missus doubtfire. That's terrifying, creepy. Come on, man,
big ups.

Speaker 20 (02:32:10):
Grandma Grammy is the victim of the black gul Yeah
maybe I don't know.

Speaker 8 (02:32:16):
I will see.

Speaker 3 (02:32:18):
Yeah A begetting said cork. Big ups. The grandma and
Grandma gave me the best plow jobs.

Speaker 18 (02:32:24):
She just I just take my denters out and started sucking.
You know, then't like those gummies. You know they like
the gummy blow. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (02:32:37):
Doo angry dad, No, No, I do got the voice down.

Speaker 18 (02:32:42):
I think.

Speaker 20 (02:32:44):
Oh I'm older than feeble, but I still suck a
mean cock. You know, as long as I take them
denters out, the men love it. Girlfriend's mom would tell
me her teeth for like butter and corn. Eh, that's grown.

Speaker 3 (02:33:00):
All right. We're going to try the next one now.
And the next one is recycled from True Seekers. But
I don't care because it's one of my favorite masks,
and that is of UFO Lucifer. But I mean, you know,
it's a devil. It's just a devil. True. You're gonna

(02:33:24):
try that one on four size, and well, I always
have trouble with this one. It has some elastic it
has some elastic guides here underneath the mask, and I've
got to be perfectly right in one proof or it

(02:33:44):
doesn't know. Let's try this.

Speaker 8 (02:33:47):
There we go.

Speaker 21 (02:33:51):
I'm the UFO Lucifer, yes, and I'm your tost the
Internet insanity circus I am, and tonight we will be
having a devilishly, a devilishly good time.

Speaker 3 (02:34:06):
My friends.

Speaker 11 (02:34:07):
Actually more, Yes, tonight we will be having a devilishly
good time only on the Internet in sanity circus my friends.

Speaker 3 (02:34:20):
Yes, yes, so this is UFO Lucifer. There's a guy
in UFO Land. That's better. There's a guy in UFO
Land in UFO Jesus. And I made this mask just
to fuck with the UFO Jesus. So our cap Revival
wants to know what is going on. Abergetnon says we

(02:34:45):
have a winner, win a winter kicking dinner.

Speaker 18 (02:34:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 21 (02:34:48):
I'm the UFO Lucifer, goddamn it, and I'm here to
make sure that you have a devilishly good time only
on the Internet in sanity circus oly O on kizz
dot com exclusive it is.

Speaker 3 (02:35:04):
Yeah, all right, let's see what else we got over here.
We did the hippie and I have another alien, but
that's not really ready to show. We did the cream Star.
We did the Grandpa. I've got an old grandpa. Man,

(02:35:24):
I don't know what happened. I got pain all over
some of these oil. Pain is the worst friends. All right? Uh, well,
we did the alien. Oh, I got the other one
over here. This one I have no idea. This one
is the one that's getting recycled. I'm probably gonna turn
this guy into a zombie, but for now, I'll just

(02:35:46):
put them on a show. Mapia. Here, let's get into
the next one. The rest are just sent our questions.
This one's gonna be hard to top. Well, yeah, let
me let me have to make sure I don't have
any more and line here one moment here, No, I

(02:36:08):
would probably be it. Here. I've got the last one
of the last ones here. I showed you the alien already,
so we can skip the alien. And this is just
an This one's just some guy. But uh, it's a base.

(02:36:33):
I do have pain on my neck. I got paint
on some of these fucking masks. I got paint on
my neck.

Speaker 8 (02:36:39):
I'm a mess.

Speaker 11 (02:36:41):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (02:36:41):
But this this guy is gonna be like a creepy zombie.
I just haven't done the full paint yet. The film
mask I brought it. I brought the film mask. I
forgot about the film I brought it down here. Where
the hell did I put it? Well, let's do this
one and then we'll see if I don't have a film.

Speaker 9 (02:37:05):
No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 3 (02:37:11):
No, just give me a moment here.

Speaker 8 (02:37:16):
I swear I brought the.

Speaker 3 (02:37:17):
Film as down here with me. I wasn't guarded. Oh
I got the film mask, all right, So we'll show
you this guy who's going to be a zombie or something.
I didn't I didn't do the final you know, the
final paint on this one yet, but they will give

(02:37:42):
you a preview of this guy. Hi, welcome to the
Internet Insanity Circus. We're here a good time and make
a lot of money, So get your fucking wallets out. Yeah,
all right, friends, And this is another one of those
super stin Latex masks that I can move the mouth

(02:38:05):
in and let me. Uh, we'll show you Phil for
the last one, and uh, that'll be a pretty good
preview here, hold on here all right, Yes, paint on
my neck one moment here. This one's tough because I

(02:38:29):
gotta do a wig, and I always get the wig
mixed around, like which one is the front, which one
is the back? Moving the dark Side Phil here. Dark
Side Phil will be one of the guest hosts on
the Internet Insanity Circus Show. And since this is a

(02:38:49):
real show, I suppose we'll end we'll end the show
on the Phil here. Then you'll forgive me. The hair
is messed up. I may have to adjust it after
I can see myself. Here we go, all right, I'm

(02:39:13):
dark Side Phil. We got to hit the fucking goal.
Give me your money, bitches. I think I got some
cube the care in my mouthfold yeah.

Speaker 10 (02:39:22):
Oh well, this is supposed to be kind of like
beat Up and Older Rundown dark Side Phil.

Speaker 3 (02:39:30):
Whoa buddy, that's right.

Speaker 10 (02:39:33):
So I'm dark Side Phil. I'm here to play games
badly and take money from retards. Right, it's the guy
I'm watching his kick. Okay, let the banking begin. Come on, guys,
this has been the lowest supported stream. I didn't get
enough money on Kick. You fucking kick losers, you fucking

(02:39:55):
kick brokies. I got six dollars on Kick. No, actually
we got uh. Community watch has gifted a sub over
on Kick. Thank you community Watch for your kindness, generosity
and support. Now give me ten more subs, community Watch.
Don't be holding back, don't be a broken bitch. Only

(02:40:17):
one sub That's all I'm worth. My excellent gameplay is
only worth that little amount.

Speaker 22 (02:40:23):
No, I'm just kidding. Thank you for your kindness, generosity,
and support. Community Watch. We had had a tremendously supported
show and then, like the real dark Side Phil. I
appreciate my audience and I appreciate the support we get.

Speaker 3 (02:40:38):
Don't ban me.

Speaker 10 (02:40:41):
Yeah, I'm playing games, but we got to pick out
like the most juvenile games.

Speaker 3 (02:40:45):
That we could possibly play, right, Sam Corbin says, you
have a gift, Steven. Oh, I thought you met a
super chat Oh okay, well yeah, the eyebrows are awesome. Yeah,
I worked real hard on these are hand punched. The
ship down here is hand punched. This is just a
wig right here because I have never I met I

(02:41:09):
always mean to glue the wig on to the thing,
but I have never done it. I kind of like
the ability to be able to adjust it depending and
that's probably a little better. Yeah, you got to show
his big you know, like a bald spot. Yes. So
this is the preview of the Internet and Saturday Circus
and some of the cops tuning and masks and excellence

(02:41:33):
and content creation that you are likely to witness. I'm
going to get out of this thing. Just give me
one moment. And again, I'm sorry for shitting off the camera.
But I'm sure during these changes somebody will capture a
shot of my wonky eye, and I don't know. People
are assholes. Where the hell is my headfoot?

Speaker 8 (02:41:56):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:41:56):
Here they go? All right, one moment, friends, I'm glad
we can sort of do a preview. This gets us
one step closer to the goal of actually launching this
fucking show. Finally. Yeah, I messed up my hair. I
got black shit all over my neck from one of

(02:42:17):
the masks. That's still uh or whatever. One second, we'll
do a little bit more preview. There we go. So
this is one of the virtual sets and animated backgrounds,
and I just what did I just do? Oh? I

(02:42:42):
just loaded some of the bumpers, right, So each segment
has a bumper. So, for example, one of this one
of the uh. One of the segments is called red Rampage.
Do you ever see videos of like people doing redneck shit?
They're always funny, So I thought it'd be good to
have a redneck rampage. We've got some intro songs. I've

(02:43:07):
got two magic guest stars. That's right. We're gonna have
one of the world's greatest illusionist for five minutes on
the first episode and one of the world's greatest sleight
of hand stage magicians on the first episode. We've got
two musical guests and two magical guests and one musical

(02:43:29):
guests per episode. So and we've got begging instead of
having like Phil, like just begging like Phil, I decided
that what we're gonna do is we're gonna have really
rude begging puppets, right like this one.

Speaker 23 (02:43:47):
Welcome. Welcome to the Internet Insanity Circus, my friends, Welcome
you broke motherfuckers not supporting this stream vetter, at least
become a subscriber and share this video link on your
social media accounts, all of them. It's the least you
brought motherfuckers can do, considering you're too broke or too
fucking cheap to support us by gifting some subs. Running
a circus ain't cheap. Good, meaningful, positive content like this

(02:44:10):
isn't cheap to produce. Don't be a brokey bitch, don't
just be a low down, dirty, rotten scumbag content grubber.
Help us, you cheap assholes. If your wallet is empty
because you are a broke, bitch loser, don't worry. You
can still support this circus. If you are not sending
us some money, the least you can do is share
these videos on your social media accounts and help us

(02:44:32):
get more views. If you are a brokey bitch, at
least do a couple of mouse clicks to support the circus.
Copy this link and share it on your social media.
Become a Circus supporter. God bless the goal, but also
God bless you broke, motherfucking degenerates helping us spread the
Circus to more viewers. If you shared this link, say

(02:44:54):
so in all caps in the live chat, and our
show hosts will thank you. So come on calling all
brokey bitches to get off their lazy, broke asses and
do something important to help the Circus. Share the link
on your social media. Now do it, you brokey bitch,
do it right now.

Speaker 11 (02:45:12):
Ha ha.

Speaker 3 (02:45:13):
So I took. I sort of took the theme of
Phil being abusive to his audience. You know, default censor.
I'm sorry about that. I'm not censoring anything over there
on Kick, but apparently Hillbilly is censored. Wow, yeah, redneck
is censored. Well, they might not like this. Here's the
trailer for the Redneck Rampage. Here's the bumper I should

(02:45:37):
say for the Redneck Rampage segment.

Speaker 19 (02:45:41):
Howdy folks, and welcome, Welcome to the Internet in Sanity Circus.
Are you ready, my friends to see some real down home,
down south, real country hillbilly shit. It's time to see
some real rednecks in their natural habitat. It's time to
laugh at some real rednecks shit captured on video. That's right,

(02:46:02):
It's time for Redneck Rampage.

Speaker 5 (02:46:15):
Read Ram.

Speaker 9 (02:46:17):
They're fearless and bold, redden negaram Page.

Speaker 8 (02:46:22):
Their adventures unfold, Redden.

Speaker 2 (02:46:26):
Negara, They're here to stay nee.

Speaker 3 (02:46:33):
We like it that way.

Speaker 9 (02:46:36):
Welcome to the Redneck Rampage, Redney Rampai, The red Neck Rampage,
Redney Rampage.

Speaker 3 (02:47:12):
Welcome to the red Ram Page. So that's a preview
of another segment. And we have the knockout files. It's
a guilty pleasure of mine, and I'm sure of a
lot of people.

Speaker 11 (02:47:28):
You know.

Speaker 3 (02:47:28):
I've got a bunch of degenerate friends and they send
me some of these crazy knockout videos of like street fights.
So I thought that would be a good segment.

Speaker 24 (02:47:37):
Welcome to the Internet in Sanity Circus. Welcome to the
Internet in Sanity Circus. My friends, Sometimes people fuck around
and then they find out we've scoured the Internet and
come up with some of the best examples of someone
fucking around and finding out. We've collected some of the
best knockouts ever caught on camera, all for your viewing pleasure.

Speaker 8 (02:48:00):
Oh ship, you got knocked the fuck out, motherfucker.

Speaker 24 (02:48:03):
These are the knockout files.

Speaker 3 (02:48:05):
Let's watch down.

Speaker 2 (02:48:07):
You got knocked the fuck out.

Speaker 5 (02:48:11):
Welcome to that knocked out. You fucked them down, and
you welcome to that mucked around and.

Speaker 2 (02:48:21):
You fouled out.

Speaker 5 (02:48:24):
That I got out. You funked it around and you
found out. Welcome to the gout fun Out. You mun
them down and you found down. Welcome to the knockout files.

Speaker 3 (02:48:38):
Let's don't talk about you.

Speaker 10 (02:48:42):
Got knocked the fuck out.

Speaker 3 (02:48:48):
I hope that one gets makes it through copyright. And then,
of course, like I said, we're gonna have plenty of
nasty audience abusing puppets.

Speaker 25 (02:49:00):
Into the Internet insanity circus. Welcome to the Internet insanity Circus.
I just wanted to remind you that this show is
viewer supported, so all you broke motherfuckers can fuck off.
But hey, all you find upstanding citizens with cash, get
out your wallets. It's time to praise the cash bitches,
So don't be shy, give big and give often. We

(02:49:22):
need some support. Bombs right now, motherfuckers. Praise the cash.
Praise the cash, Thank the dollar almighty. Let's get some
support and praise the cash.

Speaker 8 (02:49:31):
Bitches a praise the cash, bitches.

Speaker 3 (02:49:36):
I think I got no, I didn't get most of
it off. It's oil paint. I'm gonna be scrubbing my
neck for a half hour when we get out of here.
And one of my other favorite segments is I grew
up on the main streets of Philadelphia, and if you
grow up in Philly, you just just live it in
the city. You're gonna see some real what's going on

(02:49:58):
with my hair, You're going to see some real ghetto ship.
So I thought a good segment would just be to
show people that don't live in the ghetto what kind
of ship that you see in the hood. And so
this is for a segment called ghetto ship. Sh It
happens in the hood.

Speaker 2 (02:50:15):
Hood ship happens in It's have a good good It's
time to see.

Speaker 9 (02:50:30):
This is some get.

Speaker 2 (02:50:33):
It's time to see this.

Speaker 8 (02:50:51):
Get ready for ghetto.

Speaker 3 (02:51:01):
This is some ghetto shit.

Speaker 2 (02:51:12):
Getting ready for ghetto.

Speaker 26 (02:51:13):
S There's some wild and crazy things that you only
see in the hood.

Speaker 2 (02:51:26):
That's right. Hang out in the hood.

Speaker 3 (02:51:28):
Long enough and you are definitely going to see some
ghetto shit.

Speaker 2 (02:51:34):
This is some real ghetto shit.

Speaker 26 (02:51:36):
I don't think you're ready ready for this, but we'll
turn up the madness so you can't resist, y'all. This
is some totally fucking ghetto shit. It's time to see
some ghetto shit.

Speaker 3 (02:51:53):
Time to see some ghetto shit. So yeah, I'm aware.
And you know what, I didn't think of that game
Redneck Rampage when I just thought double r you know,
and it was the only thing for Redneck to kind
of fit. I hope it's okay that I still use
that gun store, liquor store, gun store, parked car. Yeah,

(02:52:16):
that hood that you just saw is right near where
I grew up. Like I said, I grew up right
next to Kensington in Philadelphia. I lived in Kensington for
a time. I'm still distracted with all this black paint
all over me. I'm gonna have to go scrub my
self off. So I think that'll do it for a
preview of the Internet in Sanity Circus. This should be

(02:52:40):
the last major preview of this show that I'm going
to show here before we just do the live thing.
Ambergeddon I've never heard of twitch to I came on
this channel, they probably wouldn't like my profile pick. Yeah,
they're pretty Yeah, I don't know. Some people like Hassan
can get away with a literal animal abuse on Twitch

(02:53:01):
and it's perfectly okay. Right, and now I wasn't talking
about the Redneck Rampage nineties PC game, but I'm going
to go find that game now. Our cake Revival says
that's right outside here. Well, I want to thank you
all for the tremendous support tonight. This has been one
of our most successful pig roasts ever from a support perspective,

(02:53:24):
So thank you all. We want to take a moment
to thank you. PayPal pledgures, you YouTube channel members, you
people gifting YouTube channel memberships, you people who are sending
super chats, superstickers, Hey, super thanks. Did you know even
if you're watching a replay, you can still send a

(02:53:44):
couple of bucks our way, or you could buy me
a coffee at any time, and instructions for how too
support the show are in the description of this video
or podcast. If you're listening in audio podcast, Liam, we
love and appreciate you, but you're missing half the fun.
So going over to YouTube put truth Seekers one word

(02:54:05):
in the search bar and from there, smash the subscribe
button when you see the strange guy with sunglasses and
hit the notification bell and you can come and be
a part of our live studio audience and our live chat.
Much appreciate you audio podcast listeners, but we'd like to

(02:54:27):
see you over in the YouTube live chat, so please
come over and be a part of the live tapings.
Great show once again, says Tim Curley. Can't wait until
the circus comes to Kicktown. I'll make an announcement about
that this weekend. I think I'm going to announce the
first show and it's probably it's probably going to be
the twenty fifth of October next Saturday. We'll see. We'll

(02:54:52):
see if we can't get that go. And I want
to do a few more kick only streams, get people
used to going over to kick right. I want to
wish everyone and Steven a beautiful, peaceful night. Thank you
for the last and chat. Thank you for the support. Ambergeddon. So,
I'm going to play us out with one of the
Internet in Sanity Circus theme songs. We've got a bunch

(02:55:14):
of different ones. One will play on each of the episodes.
So far, I've got five episodes planned out and most
I've got the material in other words, the videos that
we'll be sharing and commenting on and laughing about for
two of them, so we're getting I'd like to get
another one or two episodes completely ready before we launched

(02:55:35):
a show. I don't want to be like canceling a
show next week because I don't have the material together,
So I'd like to have like, you know, sort of
a lead on the work so that we could get
this stuff going. I'm going to play us out with
one of our theme songs for the new show, Internet
and Sanity Circus And for those that have asked, it's
going to be a Kick dot com exclusive show. We're

(02:55:57):
not going to stream it on YouTube or Twitch, we're
Facebook or Twitter. We will only be streaming it on Kick.
I'm hoping that the Circus show will help us become
a partner and actually Kick will pay us by the
hour to stream when we're solely streaming on Kick exclusively.
I'd really like that, And thank you all for the

(02:56:17):
Kick support so far. The Kick supporter has been incredible
because it really is like getting an extra paycheck in
the month. You know, imagine if you went from the
four checks you usually get in a month and now
you're getting five checks. That's kind of what Kick does
for us here, and it really really does help. So
big ups and big thank you to all the Kick supporters.

(02:56:38):
Big ups and big thank you to all of you supporters.
We appreciate you, Thanks for appreciating us. So we've done
our due diligence. But I will be back tomorrow night
at seven pm Eastern Standard time, nervously trying to figure
out if we can continue the streak of goals hit.
Tomorrow night, seven pm Eastern Standard time. I'll be here,

(02:56:58):
and I hope you'll be here with me. No place
I would rather be. So that's all I got for
your friends until next time. My name is Stephen Cambian.
Good night, and God bless all of you. Set right up, Welcome.

Speaker 5 (02:57:12):
Come inside.

Speaker 2 (02:57:15):
You really won't by.

Speaker 3 (02:57:20):
The crazy.

Speaker 5 (02:57:23):
Wild ride, sir.

Speaker 14 (02:57:48):
Here we know welcome. Why it's strange, so we gotta
save me a sorry.

Speaker 3 (02:58:05):
Fame.

Speaker 2 (02:58:07):
The story Ray Wild Records, no old.

Speaker 14 (02:58:56):
Bar, the Wild story, Marl Sar Damsel, and there's no say.

Speaker 11 (02:59:02):
What that day fail up.

Speaker 14 (02:59:05):
That chat brings from the bread and they joy up
die and brings up my joy no, no, don't.

Speaker 3 (02:59:23):
You anywhere. The crazy

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