Darksydephil - The CLOWNWARD SPIRAL! Asmongold bump is over! - Truthseekers

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Speaker 1 (00:16):
That is big up a world of john sidefail.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
He needs your money to get back.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
That is bicking a wad.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Of john sidefail. He needs your money to Survie greetings
and salitations, friends, and welcome back tonight we get to
chronicle and witness the.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Clam word spiral of dark Side fill. For those unaware,
dark Side Phil recently had a stroke of good luck.
It was some I believe fourteen maybe fifteen days ago now,
that one of the largest YouTube live streamers on YouTube,
asthmen Gold, brought Phil on for a talk. Some people

(01:11):
called it an interview. I think it was more of
just a conversation. But he wasn't completely brutally mean to him.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
So somehow dark Side Phil turned us into asmen Gold
is his new best friend and will shower him with
subscribers and bumps and endorsements and the like. And that's
not really what happened. And you know what's interesting is
that many people were pissed off. Many people were angry

(01:38):
at asmen Gold because that's a big win, getting a
getting a huge streamer with millions and millions of subscribers,
to you know, kind of glaze you you know, he
didn't give him Phil a big, glowing endorsement. He didn't say,

(01:59):
make sure you go to Phil, but inevitably, when you're
exposed to four million potential new fans, and even if
you come off halfway decent in the interview, conversation, whatever,
some people are gonna go check out your channel. So
some ten thousand asthmen gold fans went over to be

(02:22):
new subscribers, and Darkseide Phil I think his ego got
to him like, oh my gosh, my live viewers doubled,
and my views are getting bigger and bigger, and in
a moment of big pride, you know. I always think
it's funny that Darkside Phil constantly says he doesn't think

(02:43):
about the detractors, he doesn't watch their content, he doesn't
know anything about them unless people bring it up. Darkside
Phil is obsessed with his detractors and how he could
possibly get a win against the detractors and those.

Speaker 5 (02:58):
Evil restream Fuckedo Casino and Steve Canby could sucking dick too, right,
So I think in order to get a win on
his detractors.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
One of the biggest criticisms of dark Side Phil is
that he begs all constantly. He asks for money way
way too much, and even esmen Gold brought it up
in this interview. So Phil decides, the genius that he is,
decides that here's what I'm going to do to felt
those detractors. I am going to abolish goals and I

(03:32):
won't ask for money at all. I won't beg at
all through the whole stream. And this kind of worked
for him for a lot longer than I thought it
was going to for maybe two weeks now. But in
the last couple of days we have seen you know,
and listen, I hate that. I'm not a pocket watcher.
What do I mean? I don't like watching another streamer
and checking in on how much money they made. Most

(03:53):
people don't make it very public. For example, here like
I don't. I don't have a board up saying here's
how much money I took in so far. But dark
side Phil, it's always at the top or bottom of
the streams like here's how much money I took in
so far. So I gotta tell you, it's become a
guilty pleasure of mind. Let's look in. Let's see how

(04:15):
that Asthma gold money's drying up, and holy Jesus, holy shit,
all the roach money's gone, all the ASTHMA gold money
that's gone, the asthmac gold I think somebody called it
the asthmd gold free money buff that has worn off, right,
So you know, like, for example, I think it was

(04:36):
yesterday or the day before I'm watching it. I check
in on this stream, and you know, I'm not doing
a tremendous amount of research here, I'm just curious, like,
let's see how he's doing on making this. Never remember,
previously every time he streamed, he wanted one hundred and
fifty dollars. And the sense of entitlement is ridiculous, because like, oh,

(04:56):
I'm gonna do what I call a podcast, but what
most people will call boardroom meeting, and I'm gonna tell
everybody about my plans for the week, like on this day,
I'm gonna go shopping, and on this day maybe we'll
do DSP tries it and maybe we'll play this game
on this day, and maybe we'll play this game on
that day. And he went one hundred and fifty dollars
to talk about that shit. Nobody cares, Phil, Nobody fucking

(05:19):
cares about your boardroom meetings or what your plans are
for the week. Just put the slop game content in
the bag. Phil, So, but I'm fascinated by this asthmen
gold Ark And let's see, I thought it was gonna
last a month. Did two weeks? Darkseide? Phil is so
fucking boring. His content sucks so bad that he just

(05:41):
had ten thousand people say sure, notify me when he
makes a new video and I'll check it out. Ten
thousand people sign up for that, and what does Phil do?
Listen and I hate Look, I'm trying to be fair
to this guy. But if you get a huge opportunity

(06:02):
like you get on a huge channel with four million
subscribers the very next day, dude, when they're gonna check
out you on your channel, you got to put up
the very best bit of content you can to try
to convert those people to permanent residents, not tourists. But
here's what Phil did. Phil decided that he was going
to do his best content. And you know, I'm busting

(06:23):
his balls here, but the truth is, this is the
best content. He did, do the best content that he
could do. And what was that content? He was railing
against the detractors. He was gaslighting all the new viewers,
giving them an alternate version of history of him giving
them history lessons. Right, he was building a desk. Oh no, first,

(06:46):
I'm sorry. He was planning his upgrades for his so
called studio, which, by the way, it's it looks like
it's the fucking closet. He can't he did these upgrades.
He can't open the fucking door to the room that
he dreams in this June. This genius. So the best
content that he could do was going on Amazon and

(07:08):
picking all this shit that he wanted to buy to upgrade, which,
by the way, he blew all the Asthma Gold money.
He did this interview with Asthmen Gold, and then he
got something ridiculous like three thousand dollars to do that interview.
He blew it all on toys, on upgrades that he
didn't need. That did nothing. He's playing with fucking voice

(07:30):
changers today. Look, guys, I can I could make my
voice jeep like demon, I could make my voice high
like Mickey Bause, Like what the fuck do you need
that for? You moron? But this is this is the
despicable world of dark Sight film. But back to what
my point is, he gets this tremendous opportunity, like you
get all these new subscribers, and you're gonna You're gonna

(07:52):
put up your best content so you could keep a
lot of these subscribers around and get some money coming
in from all these ten thousand new fans. You just
the best that he could do is I'm gonna go
on Amazon for three hours and buy toys. The best
he could do is, Oh, the desk came. I'm gonna
fucking build a desk on my live stream, and you

(08:12):
guys get to watch me build a desk on my
live stream, Like, who does this shit? Nobody does this shit.
That's not content, Phil, That's something you do on your
day off, and you don't bore your audience with it.
But we know that Phil is fucking moron. So he decides,
I got ten thousand new subscribers. I know what they

(08:33):
would like to see. They'd like to see me putting
a desk together for three hours, and I just have
the quick version. This is from dsp eats It. Shout
out and big ups to dsp eats it at dsp
eats it on Twitter. Toxicity is back on the menu
chair build stream super condensed version. So this is Phil

(08:55):
putting And by the way, this is Phil doing the
very best content that he possibly can. This is Phil
saying to himself, you know, I got ten thousand new subscribers,
so I got to put up some great content. I
know it would be great content watching everybody, making everybody
watch me put together a desk for three hours.

Speaker 6 (09:17):
I don't have time to do this kind of stuff
off stream because I stream so much.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Yeah. So he basically he's admitting here that he's a
life streamer and that he wants money for everything that
he does. He's just gonna stream everything that he does,
and he wants money for everything that he does. And
we'll get into that in a moment. So he doesn't
have time to build the desk off stream. He had
to do it on stream. And by the way, you

(09:42):
ever put together fucking any ikea furniture, it's aggravating. They
did missing pieces. Sometimes you put the parts together wrong.
The instructions are very unclear. Like I don't do that shit.
My wife has to do it. I tell her if
you buy any piece of if you want a piece
of furniture, let's go to a furniture store by it

(10:02):
already assembled, get them to deliver it, or deliver it
and assemble it for us and put it where because
I'm not doing any of that shit because it's so aggravating.
But this moron decides this will be great content making.
Everybody watch me build a desk for three out.

Speaker 6 (10:16):
I didn't do this tonight as a stream. I don't
know when I would do it two days Right there,
I got, I'm doing it on the day off contribute
And here.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
The begging is back. And here's what I was talking about.
So this, this entitled spoiled greedy pig, he wants to
get paid for everything. He expects you, all of you people,
to pay him to do that Asthmen Gold interview, even
though that's going to benefit him, like at the Wazoo,
if he if he played his cards right, which of

(10:46):
course he didn't because he's a moron, then he wants
you to pay him to buy stuff with the money
you already paid him to do the Asthmen Gold thing.
Then he wants you to pay him to watch him
unbox the stuff that you paid him to do the
interview and paid him to buy the stuff, to watch

(11:08):
him buy the stuff. This makes sense, like this this
endless greed pit with this guy. So if he gets
paid to do the interview, He takes that money, and
then he does a stream where he wants people to
pay him to spend the original three thousand dollars. Then
he wants you to pay him to unbox the stuff
that you already paid him to buy and paid him

(11:33):
to watch him buy. Now he wants you to pay
him to unbox that same stuff. Next he wants you
to pay him to assemble the stuff that you paid
him to unbox, paid to watch him buy, and paid
him to buy in the first place. Then he wants
you to pay him to watch him set up things
like monitors and toys and controllers. Then he wants you

(11:56):
to pay him to live stream trouble shoot his microphone
and his audio issues for three hours straight. He wants
to be paid for all these things and pay him
to have boardroom meetings talking about his schedule and his
future plans. It's just so ridiculous, cute.

Speaker 6 (12:13):
I need money, money, money. If I see the tip,
which I already got one, I'm gonna shout out and
see I'll shout it out. I got another dollar eleven tip.
Thanks for a dollar eleven. I'm not going to read
dollar tips like this anymore. It's too much. It's a
waste of my time. Sorry, I'm just I'm building a chair.
If you want me to actually pay attention.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Oh I forgot. He wanted you to pay him to
build a chair. Then he wanted you to pay him
to build a desk.

Speaker 6 (12:33):
So you gotta do something that's significant that I'm not
like killing myself to read a book. Really out of
all this, it's about five sixty seven eight nine.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Why am I toxic? He somebody gave him a dollar,
and instead of just reading a dollar, he's got to
be an asshole and complain that it was only a
dollar and he's not reading out.

Speaker 6 (12:52):
Just a eleven eleven books of support eleven dollars. Right, Yeah,
I'm not complaining at all.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
No, he's not complain as he's complaining. What do you expect?
How much money was everybody supposed to pay you to
put together? Listen, if I bought a chair and somebody
gave me eleven dollars to watch me put it together,
I'd be pretty happy because I didn't expect eleven dollars
to see.

Speaker 6 (13:17):
Oh, look, under penalty of luck. Don't remove this tag.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Oh, nobody call a cop.

Speaker 6 (13:25):
That's under penalty of law. Never removed it. That one
won't tear off. No, that one won't tear off. I
have to cut it, of course.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
It's just such riveting content. But we have to keep
in mind and remember that he fucking he's sitting there
like a moron on a livestream putting this thing together.
This is the content he's giving the ten thousand new subscribers.

Speaker 6 (13:55):
Genius, your website has the assembly instructions. That's great. It's
too bad that I sitting on the floor and I'm
not on the course here website. I could try to
use my phone, but I can't see my phone. Well,
thanks for two bucks. Is here for the inevitable rage? Yeah,
it's already gonna start right now.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
He's gonna start raging right now.

Speaker 6 (14:13):
Idiot, Right now, y'all enjoying your bands, no delay.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
Positive meaningful content.

Speaker 6 (14:20):
Right look, oh, look, every one of you. I just
banned like fifteen people, fucking idiots. Let's continue with the
chair bill everything in this.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
I thought this was a desk build. I'm sorry, there's
another one for the desk build that's just like this,
just this riveting content.

Speaker 6 (14:38):
Uh dunzfilter please ban everyone who's referencing detractor stuff. As
you can see, they're all doing it right now again, just.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Just ban them all. And then, by the way he
put together this furniture so shitty. I guarantee that that
desk is gonna fall over during the live stream. And
the chair he put together so shitty, it like it shakes,
like he didn't put the screws in enough or something.

Speaker 6 (15:00):
Oh, you're not getting them banned. This is how you
get taught your lesson. And don't ask to come back either.
I don't want you back. Oh yeah, this is broke.
This is broken. Your shit also all over the bull.
Let me try another bull.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
This is ridiculous. He's got an extra one, don't worry.
And look at that bald spot. Holy, he's broke and
he's bald. Oh. Friends, So this is just the beginning
of the clown word spiral. This is some time ago.
I'm a little bit behind here. We'll take a moment
to recognize some kind and generous benefactors already in our

(15:36):
live chat. We've got Ducky goes to the USA has
been a member for six months. Thank you for me
seven months, I'm sorry seven months. Thank you for being
a member for so long and praise the cash and Ducky. Also,
Ducky goes to the USA. Besides being a member, he
is helping expand our audience here of paid members by

(16:00):
contributing and giving five truth Seekers memberships. And this, my friends,
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Go smash that subscribe button because five people that are subscribers.
You've got to be a subscriber to win these free
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and support of Ducky goes to the USA. Thank you, Ducky,

(16:21):
and praise the cash. Big ups to Ducky, thanks for
being a member and a big supporter. And Troy troll
Troll another supporter, bu bu But dsp is doing what
he loves for a living, playing games, drinking gin and chilling.
I'm not a gin person, but I mean just drinking,
you know. Come on, that'd be a fun life, right
And thank you TROI troll Troll with one one for

(16:43):
the goal. And we've got Dave with a two dollars
super chat who's also a member. I believe the first
pack the flat pack furniture is rubbish, waste of time,
I've never had a good experience with any piece of
furniture that came in a box. I'll just say it
that way. And also I'm kind of a fan of

(17:03):
old furniture, Like I would rather have an old wooden
desk that's actually made of real wood. I don't like
particle board. I don't like flat packed shit that comes
in a box. I don't like anything that you need
an Alan wrench to put together. I'm not interested in that.
Its furniture, and that goes across my whole house. Now

(17:25):
I have to say I made some concessions. My wife
decided and bought some shit, but then she handled it,
you know, like a TV stand for the kids or
something stupid. That's fine, but like anything in the common areas. No, no,
we're not having like a fucking a particle board end
table or something like that. Sam Corbin has been a

(17:47):
member for three months and thank you for that, says
DESP is absolutely clueless. Well, the fact that he thought
that this was the best that he could do, like
this is the riveting content that he's going to share
when he gets an opportunity. And I can only speak
from experience. The only bump I ever had Quino Casino
Boys gave me a huge bump and I got a

(18:08):
huge amount of new subscribers. But I'm smart, Like we
put out a great, well produced, incredibly produced free documentary
right after we got that sort of influx of customers.
Ah See, I'm talking. I'm thinking like DSP new supporters
and subscribers. We put our best foot forward. I started
making more shows, better shows, bigger bumpers, better music. I

(18:31):
try to, you know. And the funny thing is is
he's saying that he's reinvesting in but the stuff that
he bought it does nothing. It changed nothing. It didn't
change anything, right like, it didn't improve anything. His setup
is not better now, some would argue it's worse. Kylie Armstrong,

(18:55):
Kylie Armstrong is here with one for the goal with
the supersticker. Thank you for your kind this generosity and support.
When are we going to be on the casino again? Well,
this is when I always say the same thing. Whenever
they need me or whenever they ask me, I will
do I will do it anytime, anywhere. But they already
helped me tremendously letting me be a guest on their

(19:17):
show so many times. I don't want to be that
needy friend. You ever have a friend like that, Like
you do him a favor and then he keeps asking
you for more favors. That's not good to do, So
I don't want to like can guys? Come on, guys,
I could use another bump. Whenever they ask me, I
will be there. Praise the cash. Praise the cash as
captain based pants. Yeah, so let's get some support. Don't

(19:37):
make me beg like dark Side Phil. He spent three
point fifty on a sound mixer deck and all it
does is give him tech issues. Yeah, he did a
three hour live stream speaking of riveting content. Yesterday, he
did a three hour riveting live stream where he played
with a microphone and all the settings for three hours. Okay, guys,

(19:58):
I'm going to turn the background I'm going to tooin
the background noise filter on. Is that better? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (20:04):
No?

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Okay, guys. I'm gonna turn the compressor on. Is that better? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (20:09):
No?

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Okay, guys, I'm gonna turn the levels up. Is that better? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (20:13):
No?

Speaker 2 (20:14):
For three hours? How are you not bleeding? More subscribers?
Who wants to sit there and watch that? And why
would you do that on a live stream? Now? I
get it. Phil doesn't have any friends, so it's not
like he can make a couple of tests. This is
what I do when I get a new microphone. I
make a test. I make a couple of test runs

(20:36):
where I just read it part of the script with
these settings, these settings and these settings, and then I
ask other content creators, people I trust, which one of
these three settings do you think I should use for
my live shows. You know, I have other friends that
make content, and they'll tell me, and then I don't
have to bore my audience with three goddamn hours like that.
It's just completely totally ridiculous. I had some other notes here,

(21:00):
So the best content he could do is you know nothing.
And he wonders why the bump, the asthma gold bump
has left him. So now the greed Goblin is coming back,
and now stealth begging is coming back, and then he
gets angry and upset and he basically claims, I'm not begging.

(21:22):
I didn't beg one store in this whole stream. Yet
he did. It's just he's just a little slier about it.
And by the way, the upgrades, Yeah, we'll do this
one too. This is dark side. Phil with his big
audio upgrade, and this really made a big difference. This
comes to us from at Poems, Underscore past or tax Headroom.

(21:45):
This is dark Side Phil after he upgraded his microphone
and his microphone settings. Really great upgrade here.

Speaker 7 (21:52):
Well hold on, ready, Well that's just a great audio upgrade.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Well worth spending three hours boring your audience over, and
well worth you know, expecting to be paid for that.
Alamo Bundy says, so Asthma was never the guy who
could truly expose DSP for slop. Instead, he just low
testosterone out and just threw softball questions. Well a lot

(22:25):
of people said that, But you know, I don't blame
Asthmen Gold. Asthmen Gold's like got more money than God.
He doesn't even need to stream anymore. And so for him,
it's just like it's just entertainment, something to do. Oh
I heard. I saw a lot of these dark Side
Field videos where he's begging and stuff. Yeah, I'll talk
to him for an hour. You know, I could see

(22:46):
how that would happen. But he wasn't like out to
slit his throat like me. You know, I gotta kill,
I gotta eat what I killed. So I was very
aggressive in my version of that scenario. Right, yeah, he
just doesn't care. He was just curious. I agree with you.
So I've got a whole bunch of dark side Phil

(23:10):
video here. This next one is coming to us from Uh,
coming to us from duty Streams. Check out duty Streams.
The reason I can do these so easily is because
I don't have to make the clips because it's other
detractors make them for me. And UH, this comes from

(23:32):
duty Streams. This is Phil seething over the that he
knows that the Asthmen gold arc is ending the FBI.
But that was if I was tired of talking to
them and they were what we call it to twenty,
you know, kind of mental to twenty, they're kind of mental.
So Phil is realizing that the money's dried up.

Speaker 6 (23:54):
I guess it's gonna be one of those days with
a lot of toxic people and you're about to find
out why.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
Actually, Okay, so here's the great thing. So Phil decides
he's gonna felt the trolls and felt the detractors, and
he's going to show Chino Casino that he's successful. So
he decides to get rid of the begging and the goals,
and for about two weeks it worked. He was getting

(24:18):
a one fifty every time or more without all the begging,
But then the tourists left. They got bored real fast.
You know, I think people will get bored. Like, let's
add it up. Three hours of testing a microphone, he
live streamed that, three hours of building a chair, two
or three hours of building a chair, he live streamed that,
two or three hours of building a desk he live

(24:40):
streamed that, two or three hours of setting up monitors
and talking about his upgrades, he live streamed that. So
it's no wonder he's losing every every fan, every viewer
he could have, Like they came there, what did they
come there for to see him play games? Why aren't
you just playing games? Moron? So now he's stuck because

(25:02):
I was watching, like for today example, I don't know,
he was up to two and a half hours and
nobody gave him a dollar. He didn't make anything, But
today was the testing the microphone stream. So like he's
not getting the one fifty without the begging and the
goals and the constant arm twisting. So he's gonna have

(25:25):
to go back to begging. He's gonna have to or
he's gonna be making forty dollars a stream and seething
the whole time, and the mask is almost completely slipped off.
It is it is he knows that the Asthma gold
free money buff is.

Speaker 6 (25:38):
Over because when we're going to talk about the games
that are now out of the rotation, oh.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
So, but he's stuck here because if he puts the
goals back, everybody will say, see, you are a beggar,
and you could. You can't make it without begging. People
tune in to watch him beg because it's so funny
listening to this guy beg every five minutes. He's got
to put the begging back, but his pride won't let
him yet. So I think he's going to suffer and

(26:02):
just take a hit and not make any money for
the next two or three weeks. We'll see how long
can he survive without full on beg going back to
begging and the greed goblin in his head. I love
that the greed goblin. There's a greed goblin's head going
it's for more money, it's for more money. Go ahead for.

Speaker 6 (26:22):
One game that are pissing off my trolls. It's too bad, really,
I mean the troll tiers. Really, they motivate me to
go back on a decision when the trolls are complaining,
I mean, I just can't stand it, you know, to
make my trolls cry. Oh oh.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
No.

Speaker 6 (26:36):
In truth, when I make a decision and my trolls
are upset, it means I made the right decision. Always, like,
without actual exception, If I make a decision to do
something and my trolls are pissed about it, it means
I did the right thing. So I know I made
the right decision on this one.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Or they're playing you and acting like they don't like
the decision that you made, but knowing that no matter
what decision film makes, it's going to result in a
big law because Phil is a loser.

Speaker 6 (27:02):
And we'll talk about it in just a moment. However,
I need to close my curtains. There was a big
wind gust and it opened my curtains, and all the
light's coming.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Give me alter in his house or something? It's going on?
What kind of shitty windows does he have? They don't
stay closed, the wind blows and they blow open. What
is going on with dark side Phil's house? Oh, this
is some ribbting content right here, riveting, riveting. This is
a great thing to did well. You've got ten thousand
new subscribers, all the dead air. I gotta stall the

(27:30):
stream for ten minutes. Now, just shut the window. It's
so stupid. Oh he's on my list the in Paris.

Speaker 6 (27:45):
Oh, I didn't use it. Okay, So a few quick things.
So some people are asking me questions in chat. What's
going on? DJ and DJ? He used to put a
cat tower behind me. There's no room behind me for
a cat tower. This is very limited room for me
to even get in and out of here. Yeah, he can't.
He can't open the doors yet.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
He can't open the door.

Speaker 6 (28:04):
I'm working on but I probably it looks like it's done.
Can I do Eliza P second run in the future?
Probably not, only because I don't think there's demand for it.
It seems like a lot of the times these days
when I what you might call it, when I play
these uh frumbsoft style soulis Born games, people want to
see that first initial run and after that they're not

(28:24):
correct particularly do a second one. I'm probably gonna do
much better and a lot of people.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
And by the way, that's another thing he has wage quit.
Is it four games now or three this week? He
wage quit three games so far this week. Hey, Lunar sparkles, Yes,
I'm feeling much better. Thank you, good to see you here.
Didn't bother using a tape measured, Yeah, he has one,

(28:50):
He didn't bother using it. He like, imagine being that
of a much of a moron that you buy ship
that's too big to fit in the room that you
got to use it in, So now you can't open
the door. And isn't that a fire hazard? I would
think right.

Speaker 6 (29:05):
Go and overcome rather than just like Steamroll. So I
don't think that I would play Liza p again just
to be to be honest, Okay, Nicholas says, I just
finished Our Creators. It's absolute fire. I wasn't even under
the impression the game has an ending. I thought that
it was an endless Uh what do they call it? Uh,

(29:27):
it's not an evacuation shooter? What's it called the one
you lose and you leave? I can't remember what it's called.
That's a name for it, right.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Uh, he's about to wage quick extraction shooter? Yeah he
wait stimulator.

Speaker 6 (29:43):
Yeah, I didn't even know there was an end.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
He didn't know there was an end. He waited. Well too,
it's called player versus player.

Speaker 6 (29:54):
Gamers said, And the upgrades are fascinating Phil, not because
they matter, but because you truly belie if they do.
So what he's saying is, oh, he did all these
up grades and none of it matters. Why are we
talking about it? Because they do matter, because they actually
affect the content in a big way. People for years
have criticized me and said, hey, you never are looking
at the game and the chat at the same time.
You get distracted and it screws everything up. Can't you

(30:17):
set up? Yes, when I have the means, Well, now
I have the means, I've done it. Oh that doesn't matter.
Well you can't have.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Yeah. His people, all even his fans, are saying that
his upgrades didn't improve anything. They were just toys. Phil
needed new toys, and somebody, you know, was about it
was about philm like showing off, like, look, I'll buy
three thousand dollars worth of toys. I'm successful. And I

(30:45):
hope that a lot of that got charged back. I
know I'm a terrible person for thinking that. And Spooky
says he really is the dumbest, the stupidest man to
ever live. Well, spooky listen. That was quality content like
he became a life streamer like well, guys today in
the Life of Dark Side Phil, I got an assemble
a chair, but you get to watch me for three hours,

(31:06):
and I want you to pay me one hundred and
fifty He wants one hundred and fifty dollars for each stream.
He wanted to be paid one hundred and fifty dollars
to assemble a chair, Then he wanted to be paid
one hundred and fifty dollars to talk about the chair
and the upgrades. Then he wanted to be paid one
hundred and fifty dollars to put together a desk, and
then get paid another one hundred and fifty dollars to
talk about the desk and the monitors and the monitor arms.

(31:29):
His audio sounds the same, his lighting is worse. He
is still boring as fuck. Yeah, yeah, that's it, that's it.

Speaker 6 (31:38):
Have it both ways. You can't for years say improve
the setup, your setup's inferior, and then I do it
and then say, oh, that didn't matter. Why did you
waste time and money on it. It's toxic behavior. I'm
not going to have it because it's tough. If you
want to be toxic, you're in the wrong place. I'm
gonna call you out for being toxic and you're gonna
like it.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Yeah, listen, that's not toxic behavior. That's called feedback. Listen.
I gotta tell you the truth. If my audience, if
I did some upgrades and my audience didn't like them,
I would at least listen to the audience, like, do
you guys think like there have been you can get
spooky right. There have been various upgrades here over the years.

(32:15):
We did a multiicam setup for a while and the
audience really liked it. But honestly, it's a big pain
in the ass and I stopped using it. I have
it's all still not kind of going. I think I
have weight. Let me see one, two, three, four. I
have five more cameras in here. I don't use them
because I don't really think it's improves. It does make

(32:35):
the show look like more professionally produced, I guess, but
it's fifty to fifty half the audience didn't care, and
the other half was like, oh yeah, that looks much
better with all those cameras. But I listen to feedback.
That's that's not that's not toxic. That's people offering their
opinion that are in your audience, and especially if they're
paying supporters, you should listen to them.

Speaker 6 (32:56):
Fill you more on That's reality. It's not that you
just get to say and do whatever you want and
be toxic to everyone around you and we're all supposed
to be happy about it. If you're a toxic individual,
I'll expose you as such, right period. It's simple gamer today.
Second super.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Background with lights because the software does backgrounds, but I
cheated it with lights.

Speaker 6 (33:19):
Hold on your upgrades. Always show how dedicated you are
phil even when the differences are too small to catch.
But okay, that's toxic, Yes it is. It is different
toxic to say that I'm doing the setup that are
going to make.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
No betterxic.

Speaker 6 (33:37):
Yes, it's toxic behavior. It doesn't matter that you're putting
five dollars on it. When you say it, it's still toxic.
Anyone will tell you this. And then you did another
super chat of the same amount to a chairs.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
Yeah, and actually here is.

Speaker 6 (33:52):
A perfect does not hate in others?

Speaker 2 (33:54):
What why you should listen to the audience. I built
a new set, and I'm cheating, and I don't really
like to spend money unless I have to. So one
of my neighbors was given away. He just got it
like four or five years before he gave it to me.
He got this really nice, big leather couch. And so
I was building a new set that would include space

(34:16):
for in person guests. And so I built the whole set,
and then I put the couch in, and I took
pictures and showed the audience. It looked exactly like the
casting count set. So there's where he's and I went,
oh shit, it really does look like the casting couch.
I can't have a set that looks like the casting couch, right,

(34:38):
So ha, you got to listen to your audience. I
wouldn't have caught that if the audience didn't catch it.
It didn't occur to me. But once I looked at
the pictures. I even went and looked at the casting
couch on a certain site and went, oh my god,
it's the same couch. It just looks exactly like the
casting couch. Set.

Speaker 6 (34:55):
One is not capable of seeing in oneself. Hu, I'm
not criticizing other people set up. I'm not going to
someone else, that's you. What would I see in myself?
I'm not doing that. I'm on my own content, doing

(35:16):
meaningful stuff for my audience, and I'm done wasting time
on you. Thanks for the super chats. Now shut up, Okay,
now we can continue. What do you think, guys think
about that routine? Dry routine? Is something new.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
For wasting all that money? Oh and by the way,
I said some things about him wasting all this money
on Black Friday sales, and somebody messaged me so and
they made a lot of sense. So, in fairness to Phil,
here's what I will say. If you're a content creator,
you always need upgrades, you always need something. And so

(35:57):
if I was too harsh on him, you know, spending
all this money on Black Friday, I apologize. But like,
let's compare what did he spend? Does anybody know? I
think it was at least twenty five hundred dollars he
has spent so far. Yeah, welcome home. So I have
been trying to buy some form of stock video. You

(36:19):
know these sites where you pay three hundred dollars a
year or whatever you pay, and then you get all
the stock video you can. It's a searchable database, right
you can tell them. You know, I could type in
aliens and I'll get all these videos of aliens that
I could use royalty free or whatever. So for a
couple of years now, but I'm cheap. I don't like

(36:40):
spending money and I hate sometimes I've seen people get
that stock video site and then all their content becomes
stock video. But anyway, yes, you should take advantage. I've
been doing that. Let's buy this stock video. I've been
doing that for so long and I just never did
it never, you know, like bit the bullet and signed

(37:01):
up someplace. So and Vido Elements had a sale where
it was fifty dollars off for the year. That's that
was my big Black Friday purchase, something that I've been
trying to get for a couple of years now, and
I've already used it. Maybe tonight i'll show you some
of the We have new praise to cash bumpers because
are supposed to be for the circus show because they're
a little racy, they're strippers. I think I've already gotten

(37:25):
my money. But you know the point is, yeah, you
got to reinvest, but like you have to be strategic.
You don't just go buy and shit like he did
no research on any of the shit that he bought.
He just bought twenty five hundred dollars. You know, he
got three thousand. He spent twenty five. You know, he
pulled Hogans for probably about a thousand, So he's he's
already behind me. Oh so my other big upgrades. I

(37:53):
bought the Vado Elements that was one hundred and fifty dollars.
And I bought a new keyboard and a new mouse,
old school wired but silent ones because every once in
a while somebody's in the comments going, oh my god,
I hear you typing. Yeah, because I'm my own producer,
you know. So those were my upgrades. I think the
total was under two hundred dollars, but I did save

(38:16):
probably seventy dollars taking advantage of the Black Friday sales.
So there's the difference, right between somebody strategically upgrading things
for their setup. And by the way, that Invito Elements
is for a year, so for the next year all
the stock video and they give you a free AI stack.
And by the way, I'm not being compensated, I'm just

(38:37):
talking about this. You get a free AI stack image generator,
video generator, a bunch of other stuff AI tools that
for one hundred and fifty dollars will improve my show.
I guarantee it will improve my show.

Speaker 6 (38:51):
So here's the hilarious desk.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
Doesn't improve your show. New monitors, that doesn't really improve
your show. The audience can't see the monitors.

Speaker 6 (39:00):
On the YouTube side, we've got all positive viewers and
fans giving me great suggestions. On the kickside, we've got
a bunch of mole dreuling idiots spamming the chat with nonsense,
and I'm ignoring them all.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Well, that's a great way to get support from from
an alternate streaming location like kick By the way, I'm
gonna give some kick shout outs to the people in
the kit chat. We love it, We love kick here.
Objective noun is in the kitchat. Pig Monster two twenty
real is in the kick Chat. Buck Well is in
the kitchat Pot of Greed, Ultimate TND is over there.

(39:35):
Captain based Pants, Winter Soldiers shout out, Tampon, Blood Magic,
big shout out, Colin Promos, big shout out. So yeah,
it's not a good idea to insult the whole Kickchat.
What if half those people were thinking about gifting some subs,

(39:55):
and you just insulted the whole kick Chat like a moron.
And I'll be chicking in periodically with the kickat and
we will call out any support that we get over there.
Cooty the Kid is here with one for the goal,

(40:16):
saying big up, Steve, Yes, big ups, back right back
at you. Cooty the Kid is a big show supporter,
always throwing a couple bucks in our hat here, especially
during the Phil. The Phil feltonings thank you, Cooty the Kid.

Speaker 6 (40:30):
Funny how that works, huh, Because they're just a bunch
of little children, the trolls who farmed the content and
wanted me to play trucks.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
In Yeah, we're gonna do a watch party this weekend
only on Kick. I don't wish that on him, but
I do wish that he gets forced to get a
real job and he totally crashes out.

Speaker 6 (41:00):
Something completely random. I mean maybe, but I think tomorrow
I've written.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
Yeah, well, Arlene's talking about spending too much money on
stupid things. The guy never took his wife on a honeymoon,
and I think it was PPP figured out he could
have taken his wife to like California for a week
right new out of context video on Saturday. Those those
things don't really go together though.

Speaker 6 (41:24):
But okay, the waller says, you think this is good attendance?
You mean right now? Well, right now we have will
his viewers? How many do we have on Kick? Because
again I still haven't figured out a way to really
look on Kick. May viewers do we have on Kid? See?
I can't help with one hundred and forty one viewers
on Kick?

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Yeah, I get jealous sometimes when I see when I
see Phil's numbers, But then I realized that like three
quarters of the people that are watching him live are
there to hate watch him or watch him be a loser.
Like it's not like he has three hundred live viewers
that are ill can't wait to see what he's doing
that day, or what show, what entertaining content he's gonna

(42:06):
You know, he spent not one dime of that money
on Cat. Yeah, And somebody said, did you buy anything
nice for Cat during the Black Friday Sale? And he said,
why would I do something stupid like that? Like, you mean,
why would you buy your wife a gift when you
just got handed three thousand dollars by the Universe right,
three quarters of his views or hate us. I agree.

(42:29):
I think that is one hundred percent true.

Speaker 6 (42:31):
I no exaggeration. I have consistently doubled my attendance on
my content. I used to only get maybe between one
hundred and two hundred on the podcast and if I
was lucky, one hundred on kick and now we have
double that. So yeah, this is good attendance for me
for sure, one hundred percent. This is great attendance. I'm
enjoying the infeast attendance.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Yeah, but it's not money, so I'm new.

Speaker 6 (42:53):
I actually don't want that good.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
At this point in this video, he was at it
for two hours, King's Tax for five dollars. You know,
if you do the breakdown, this guy could make more
money working at Taco Bell than he's making right now.
He really could make more money just working at Taco Bell. Bro.
It's time for.

Speaker 6 (43:13):
Time and again. Here's what I'll say everyone right now.
If you're a long time viewer, thanks, If you're a
newcomer who's only joined me in the last couple of
weeks since the asthma gold thing, thanks they all left.
I'm having a great time doing myself. I'm having a
great time with all of you. We're enjoying games, we're
having chill vibes. What it is transition. My set is changing,

(43:33):
the games lineup is changing things like this TRUCK'SIM nonsense, right,
It's all changing for the better.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Yeah. And by the way, I have been procrastinating building
a set for the Circus show that will be on
KICK for so long. But I got it now. Well,
I got all the pieces, so I have to spend
a night putting it together. I don't enjoy things like that,
but there's things that you have to do. Like when
he got this big bump, you know what. I hate

(44:01):
to give him advice, but I will. He should have
went on a long walk, like go find a fucking
hiking trail something and go walk for like two or
three hours and just brainstorm what could I do that
would be the most entertaining for these new viewers. He
didn't do that. He's just like, I'm gonna give him
whatever slop I have. They're gonna watch me build a chair,
They're gonna watch me build a desk stand.

Speaker 6 (44:23):
This is improvement. This is weeding out the crap that's
not working, starting up new things that are working. Listening
to your feedback and doing the right stuff.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
Listening to your feedback. Somebody just told them that the
upgrades were worthless, and he's crashed out about it.

Speaker 6 (44:36):
He's yelling at them, this is all getting better. I
really appreciate all of you that are here for the ride.
I'm having a great time. Okay, so thank you, great stuff.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
I don't think he's enjoying. Is he enjoying What is
he enjoying? Putting together chairs, putting together desks, wage quitting games.
After he got all his new toys, he's still not
happy just playing game to play the game. Look at
that King's tax fifty five dollars.

Speaker 6 (45:06):
Holy oh, you guys aren't talking to feel free to
especially if you're on the YouTube side. That's more of
the place where we have the active positive conversation. I'm
gonna be honest. The kickside right now is really toxic
because they're really really upset. I'm not playing trucks him anymore.
I know that sounds stupid because it is, but it's bad.
Like they really today are so toxic today and they're

(45:28):
still continuing, which is why I'm not really talking to them.
If they would actually act like people. Maybe I would care, but.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
The King won't talk to you peasants, and the kick
Tack really say nice things to the kig.

Speaker 6 (45:41):
Really appreciate anyone who comes by and supports my content.
And the early support before I even start with the
game is great.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
Early support. Yeah. In other words, I want to get
paid before fifty seven dollars. I want to get paid
one hundred and fifty before I even start playing the game,
and then I want another one hundred and fifty because
I'm toxic.

Speaker 6 (45:58):
Exactly right, My ruins as good riddance to bad rubbish
a select. You should never dictate your stream just because
they spend big bucks. Let them see exactly.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Yes, Buckwell, got I heard that? Buck Well, Well, You're
welcome here.

Speaker 6 (46:10):
You're always welcome my own destiny. They don't want that.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
Don't go to that wreck. Why would you watch that?
Purpose unless somebody's making fun of me.

Speaker 6 (46:19):
It ain't gonna change, and you're upset in your seeing
things are good?

Speaker 2 (46:23):
Wait a minute, did I hear this right? Buckwell? Put
put your answer in all capital letters and forgive me.
But I'm a little visually impaired. I don't want to
miss your answer, Buckwell. I believe is the person who
gave Phil a whole bunch of money to buy Trucks
Him stuff, to buy the Wheel, to buy the games
like the Deluxe edition. And what does he get for

(46:43):
buying Phil all that stuff and supporting him? And didn't
Phil use that for eight months and made tons and
tons of money on playing Trucks Him. He banned the
guy who turned him onto the game. He banned the
guy who bought him all that shit. Buck Well, buy
me some shit. I won't ban it. This guy is

(47:04):
a big too.

Speaker 6 (47:04):
There was a lot of hoopla the first few days
when the Asmen Gold crowd came to the streams, and
now that's kind of petered down a bit. Oh over
for Expedition thirty three as they were two weeks ago,
and if it would work or not, Yeah, you got there.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
You go, there you go, Buckwell, I'm correct, I remembered
I heard this. Buckwell says, I got him d LC
for truck sim It was like two hundred dollars worth
if bought it on stream, but bought it on the
gray market it was just twenty bucks. Idiot, did you
give him a pirate copy? Wait a minute, buck Well,
fuck them you gave him a pirate copy, and he

(47:38):
played a pirate copy all this time. This is a
breaking news. This moron played a pirate version of the game,
a gray market what's gray market? Pirate? Was he using
a pirate copy of a game to make live stream
money this whole time? Fuck? Well? Fuck well. I think

(48:05):
if you're gonna if you're gonna live stream a game
and expect people to pay you money for it, you
should at least pay the developers of the game. That's
just my that's just my take, though I could be wrong.
I'm not a gamer streamer, so I don't know how
it works. I guess I guess some people probably do
priorate to games and stream him anyway, right, I don't know,

(48:25):
but that's kind of slimy.

Speaker 6 (48:27):
I keep getting asked questions about Asmen Goold. You guys
have to understand, I don't watch asmin Goold's content, and
I don't talk with him behind the scenes.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
Yeah, I mean, he doesn't talk to you.

Speaker 6 (48:36):
So better than Oh that's another thing.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
Phil is crashing out trying to get Wings of Redemption
to talk to him, and Wings of Redemption ghosted him
because he's a loser and he's broke and he's a bum,
and nobody wants to make content with him.

Speaker 6 (48:50):
Be what's going on with asmen Goold? Like? People keep saying, hey,
are you gonna do any content with him? Or is
he gonna do that podcast? I don't know. He knows
how to content to me, if he's interested in doing anything,
it's not upon me to try to step in and
be like, hey, you know, let's do something together. He's
the big dog here, so he's going to do that podcast,

(49:12):
interested in having beyond one million percent? I would love that,
but that's you know, that's his going to be a
co host of.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
A show of Esmen Gold's whole Stream forever.

Speaker 6 (49:27):
Mister throp Gamer with a twenty knock Superjaz says, I'm
sorry if I provoked you, mister throp Gamer. Sorry because
the intentionally did it, you would be sorry to be like,
you know, in retrospect, I looked at my actions and
I said they were wrong. I shouldn't have said those things.
I'm sorry. Instead, you're just saying you're sorry if you
provoked me. That doesn't mean that you recognize that you
did something wrong. I don't else to say.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
Dead air, dead air, Oh oh God, it's like watching
paint dry. It's so exciting. Zega nine to six seven
with two dollars, he asks, ask buck Well, why on
earth you liked Phil? Yeah? Buck Well, why did you
like Phil enough to give him two hundred dollars gift
like that, even if it only cost you twenty dollars? Right, Yeah,
I'm going to talk about this. Apparently Phil got banned

(50:20):
in wings chat last night by a mod because he
was so drunk and insufferable. DSP sent Wings of Redemption
at twenty dollars super Chat yesterday. What a loser. Yeah,
I have this, I have this on my Twitter. I
was going to talk about that. Oh and before we
before we move forward, I forgot about the breaking news.

(50:41):
There's breaking news in what would you call that the
sector verse, I don't know, locale world, I don't know,
but there's breaking news, breaking news, and I'm sure that
Andy and PPP are just delighted about this. So Stick's Hexenhammer,

(51:04):
also known as Tarl Warwick, has been arrested and led
away in handcuffs for the crime of being cringed and
dressing like a byron. So I don't know much about
this situation, but I'm gonna give you my best attempt here.
So Hexenhammer just did a live stream where he was like,
I had to go to court this morning and they

(51:24):
dropped all the charges because the chargers are bullshit and
I'm awesome. So I'm out of all my legal problems,
and all you haters that were rejoicing and my legal
problems can fuck off. Because they dismissed the charges. They
went home and he cast some new charges. He caught
some new charges. Oh, he's just he's The cops are

(51:50):
there to arrest him. They served a search warrant on
his home and an arrest warrant at the same time.
And so here he is talking to the cops and
he says, I just had the case was dismissed. They
dismissed the case this morning. Why are you arresting me, officer?
And look at him. He's wearing big gay boots and

(52:12):
a big gay coat and a big gay hat. I
think they're gonna love him in prison with his long
hair and his leather outfit. I was I was important yesterday. Okay.

(52:35):
The cop says, well, right now you are under arrest.
And Samantha Keister is the complainant. I don't think. I
don't think that there is. Yes, please do record, Yes,
I do have a l Now people are really making
fun of his house. And look, I gotta say, listen,

(52:58):
I have two children then they're both boys, right ten
and thirteen, So my house is a wreck sometimes. But
holy like the fucking carpet in his house is like
all deteriorating and falling apart, and there's just shit everywhere.

(53:20):
There's like liquor bottles and boxes. Here comes the liquor bottle.
Look at the rug, it's like destroyed, like all ripped
up and shit, there's a liquor bottle and they're taking
them out. Oh boy. So yeah, I don't know much

(53:43):
about this situation, so I don't want to get it wrong.
So this is the update that came from the police,
and I have no no shot in hell of actually
reading that. Just bear with me one moment. I have
it in another form here so that I could read it.

(54:04):
One moment. Let me get that here sticks I'll tell
you exactly what happened. So he I guess he beat
one case and then he caught another case. And this
is kind of crazy. It's kind of crazy. So I'm sorry.

(54:25):
I can't make it bigger on you're on the screen here,
but I'm going to read it. Summary of incident. In
November of twenty twenty five, officers with the Rutland Town
Police Department were notified of a possible violations of conditions
of release. So he's out on parole or probation from
a previous charge and they had to rearrest him allegedly

(54:46):
or supposedly or apparently because he violated the conditions of
his parole and release along with multiple other offenses. Subsequent
investigation revealed that Warwick threatened to cause serious bodily injury
or death to a family or household member with a
weapon while at the residence in Rutland City. Warwick is

(55:08):
also alleged to have negligently discharged a firearm in close
proximity to another person at a residence in Rutland Town. Additionally,
Warwick violated conditions of release imposts on him by the
Honorable Court. On the morning of December eleventh, twenty twenty five,
officers with the Rutland Town Police Department executed a court

(55:28):
ordered search warrant at Warwick's residence, during which time Warwick
was taken into custom custody. Warwick also was transported to
the Rutland Town Police Department for processing and later transported
to the Vermont Superior Court Rutland Criminal Division to be
arraigned on the above mentioned charges. And people are making

(55:49):
fun of him, saying, I guess they didn't let him
wear the pirate hat and his bunk shot. Oh souffle
stixas and amor oh shit haha. And here's one from
Tales of Sonic Voyage who's a member of a longtime
show supporter. He says, here's my support for the epic
upcoming Cambian stream where he changes the air freshener in

(56:09):
his car, added support to choose to decent. Yeah, I
got to start streaming shit like that, right, Tales of
the Sonic Voyage is absolutely ridiculous, Absolutely ridiculous. Objective noun
says sticks to use his magic to cast a nine
milimeter into the wall. A dread pilot Cupbeard has been captured.

(56:32):
Oh it's so bad, and people are really making fun
of him on the internet. I don't know if he's
getting out. When he's getting out. There was no stream today,
so Dave seven two four four with one for the goal.
Thank you very much and thanks for being a member.
So Stix is a complete loom. He's only relevant because
of Sargon gave him a shout out like eight years ago.

(56:53):
Styx is from the Les Skeptics days. I can't I
can't lie. Like some of his streams have like come
across my you know how stuff just comes across your feed.
He's one of those people that like and part of
me my my headphone jack just came out. He's one

(57:17):
of those people that like somehow, even though I never
followed him, never subscribed, his videos just come across my
feed constantly. So I have watched some of it, but
it seemed like nonsense political rambling and trumprism, and I'm
not interested in politics, so I never really watched much
of what he was doing. And part of my mess

(57:38):
here geez. I don't think Phil drives anymore. I don't
think Phil leaves his house, right, Why would you want
to shoot your guns inside? You shouldn't want to shoot
your guns inside, at least I don't think so, right,
I don't think so. One moment, I've got the next

(57:59):
video cute up here. So in this next video, dark Side,
Phil claims that he felt it all the trolls and
this comes from DSP memology. Go check him out on
YouTube and subscribe. DSP lashes out and claims he won
the war against the trolls once and for all. I
don't think so, but okay, Phil, if you say so, right,

(58:24):
if he says so, he felt he won the war
against the troll By the way.

Speaker 6 (58:29):
If you ever noticed to be doing what I just did,
I'm just eliminating toxic people to the moment I see it.

Speaker 8 (58:35):
I just.

Speaker 6 (58:37):
You see me doing this, clicking around. It's exactly what
I'm doing, all right. I'm not even going to talk
to them anymore because they're not worth my doing what
the freaks get to you, stay humble and thankful. Love
the future you got ahead. Thank you so much, man,
and I don't have all the stuff that I have
been through mods. If you could please keep your eyes
on the chat. The guy's back again, thank you. I

(58:57):
don't want to have to moderate this guy all day
because he's going to be the day. You will literally
be here with four hundred socccounts. That's a good job,
So please keep your eyes on the chat.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Okay, mAb's crush the gold. Thank you.

Speaker 6 (59:09):
I have no idea, Andrew, I don't pay attention to them.
You're asking the wrong person. I don't pay any attention
to my attraction. All I know is people who come
on here and say stuff about them. I don't watch
their content. I don't give a shit. I'll guarantee you this.
It's been a week now since the Asmen Gold interview. Correct,
I've gotten tremendous extra viewership on my streams, as you
can see if you just take a look at the
views right now. Yeah, I'm pretty much double what he

(59:29):
was getting. But nosadjuation about double the viewership that I
had better Gold for sure. Okay, he's got doubleship.

Speaker 2 (59:40):
Three hundred and twenty three people watching. That's not a
lot considering you just got exposed to four million new
fans and none of them came almost none of them
came to check you out, and none of them stayed.
Tourists That's what they were. They were tourists and they're
all going now.

Speaker 6 (59:58):
Support has been great, has it not? Every stream? I'm
doing incredibly well. Okay, couldn't be happier. I haven't asked
for a single contribution since I got off the stream
with Asmen Gold.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
He's on begging rehab and he's lying. He has asked
for contributions, he's just doing it stealthily. Like guys, uh,
you know, if you could, if you would please be
sure to engage with the content and support the stream,
you could do a ski, a super chat. He's begged.
He's lying here, he's already begged. He just doesn't do

(01:00:34):
it every.

Speaker 6 (01:00:35):
Five minutes, right, So what exactly do you think they're
talking about. Do you think if they're saying something, that
they're talking about reality or do you think that they're
just talking about their useful, your useless, nonsensical memes, their
garbage content that lies over exaggeration because in their minds,
as I explained to Asmen Gold, whenever I do something

(01:00:56):
to improve myself, they just move the goalpost to the
next thing. So if it's not that my content sucks
and I don't have the best quality content, I'm a dinosaur.
I'm behind the times. If it's not that I blame
the game developer.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
Oh and I'm checking. I just I just happen to
check in with our goal and we're only at five
of thirty. We have to pick that up. Trolley troll, troll,
with one for the goal, says you're white for first year,
short and curly is as sasquatch. No, if I don't
manscape enough, my wife was like, yo, sasquatch, do something
about that. That's what she says. That's her polite way
of telling me to man escape it up right. Kat

(01:01:35):
refers to Phil's as the Abominable Snowman because his pubes
messages a beard, Oh my god, Oh my god. All right,
And because we're light on the goal today, I guess
we're gonna have to take drastic measures. And what do
I mean by drastic measures? Well, I was hoping. I

(01:01:59):
was hoping to save the praise the cash bumpers for
the Internet in Sanity Circus Show that premieres on Kick.
By the way, this is the first time I'm mentioning this.
Here's a little announcement. January Saturday, January third, that's when
the Internet in Sanity Circus Show is finally debuting. And
I know many of you have been asking me when's

(01:02:20):
it going to start, And it was supposed to start
in August, then it was supposed to start in by Halloween,
then by Christmas. That's the date January third. But thank
you trolley troll troll and part of that show. I
hope this doesn't get this stream demonetized, but if it does,
it does because we have goals to hit here, so

(01:02:40):
we're gonna have to really amp things up. So for
the rest of the stream, if you do one for
the goal that means a five dollars super chatter more,
then you'll get one of our special praise to cash bumpers.
So thank you, trolly troll troll. You're the first one
that unlocks these new bumpers. Praise the cast trolley troll

(01:03:01):
troll sending the dancing horse. We're desperate, Thank you, Thank
you cash. All right, we gotta do what we gotta
do to survive. You know, one moment here, let me uh,

(01:03:25):
let me see if I can fix this. Why is
my my backgrounds wonky? Right? And then we have to
use a generic Oh no, it's not wonky. One moment here,
there we go, so we'll continue for all of that.

(01:03:46):
Phil thinks he's beating the trolls, right, If.

Speaker 6 (01:03:49):
It's not that I'm playing mobile games, is spending all
my money?

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
By the way, I got a lot of bumpers. I'm
just saying there's a lot of bumpers.

Speaker 6 (01:03:57):
And the next thing it will never not be let's
get and if you don't want me to ever talk
about them again, don't ever ask about them. And I
won't talk about them again because you know it's I
don't unless you guys ask. If you don't want to
talk about it, don't ask me about it. Damn. That
is trash works dark. My name is dark.

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
There's somebody in.

Speaker 6 (01:04:24):
Dark pop.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
But to the boy.

Speaker 6 (01:04:31):
Darks fadil g Man. In general, I have stayed away
from doing user interactive content simply because my trolls are
so bad they ruin it. I'll give you an example,
because again, you guys probably would not know. He go
way back and get history.

Speaker 7 (01:04:46):
Play play this work.

Speaker 6 (01:04:54):
You don't play. Wow, this guy is a genius.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
This is great. Somebody's in the lobby telling them what
the more out of you is? This is how you
don't play.

Speaker 6 (01:05:06):
So just keep saying. They'll say it more. It makes
you look more intelligent the more you say it. So
just keep saying the same thing. I mean, you look
so smart.

Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
You don't play.

Speaker 6 (01:05:16):
Here you saying again, come on, man, your genius.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
This is how you don't play. Yeah, Yes, intelligence can
you take the shies on a hockey lifestyle?

Speaker 6 (01:05:25):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
Yes, yes? Why are you always eating people?

Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
Man?

Speaker 6 (01:05:34):
You always eat it so fast food?

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
We eat so fast food? Yo, shows your Facebook?

Speaker 6 (01:05:40):
Bug I got like, Yo, that's how you don't play? So?

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
How you don't play like a fucking parrot? Yo?

Speaker 9 (01:05:51):
Very Christmas an idiot?

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
How you don't play like dude? Stupid?

Speaker 6 (01:06:05):
That I I kind of stayed to myself doing single
player content.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
If I do multiplayer, con you can't do multiplayer content
because then the trolls find wherever he's at and they
make him look like a moron. Xander Vorkov is here
with one for the goal. If we don't hit the goal, guys,
we're not getting a DSP four D light body ascension.
That's right, that's right, that is correct. But we thank

(01:06:29):
you for your kindness, generosity and support of the show,
and you have unlocked another bumper. Xander Vorkov, thanks for
being a member, and thank you for the support. And
praise the cast, bitches, praise the cash. We're gonna praise

(01:07:04):
it now. I suddenly I feel a lot more hopeful
about hitting a goal tonight. I think we might just
be able to do it. With the help of these
beautiful ladies. Right, you want to see more beautiful ladies.
Let's hit the goal, Let's go out.

Speaker 6 (01:07:19):
I'm just a random that drops into a lobby, plays
and drops out.

Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
Yeah, he has to use phony user IDs on PlayStation
Network or otherwise.

Speaker 6 (01:07:29):
People find him, found workarounds to stop the troll.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
And somehow what was it PPP, somehow got into a
game of Mario Kart with Phil and beat him in
the game.

Speaker 6 (01:07:39):
As long as I don't do certain kinds of stuff,
it's not like I get attention and people are liking
the content. It's more like, Wow, Phil's just beating up
on scrubs.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
Yeah yeah, Well, well, by the way, bumpers for kicksobu
kick and you're checking with that.

Speaker 6 (01:07:54):
I'm pressing a button check on the joystick and it
just nothing ever happens, and he just threw it, threw
it through it. Well, could come out really spammed pattern
and everything I tried to do interaction wouldn't come out.
That was an absolutely wasting, fucking match one hundred and
sixty something milliseconds.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
Well, he doesn't do interactive content because he sucks at it.

Speaker 6 (01:08:18):
Waste of everyone's time, and what a fucking idiot for
taunting he's a piece of ship. You can, I'll get
kicked from the lobby because he's an asshole. Okay, that's
exactly what it is. I just I whoop on them
because they're not there to be good. They're there to
get the attention for being there. You see, there was
no point I did. I did it. I think it
was a month of lobbies and Street Fighter six When
the game was due, no one really liked it, and

(01:08:40):
I started winning. No, it's not listen, I have nothing
to do, all right, I don't won. I'm the one
whose life is getting to play video games and hang
out with an audience all day on the internet. That's
my job. I've already beaten the trolls. The fact that
they need to like do fucked up things to try

(01:09:01):
to take stabs at me because they're so jealous and
pissed off that I'm successful. I've already won, so I
don't need to also defeat them in a game. There's
no point that I don't get any self satisfaction out
of beating them in a fighting game.

Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
Know or he can't beat them in a fighting game,
so he gets he gets all upset right, he gets
all pissed off and he rages. December eleventh, Tampon Blood
Magic gifted a sub. So, like I said, over on
the kickside, if you gift a sub on the kickside,
you unlock one of these beautiful ladies as well. And

(01:09:33):
some of the bumpers are longer than others. So yeah,
but thank you Tampon blood Magic, who has heard the
call of the goal. Over on the kickside. We thank
you for your kindness, generosity and support of the show.
Praise the cash. Tampon blood Magic hearing the call of
the goal. All right, thank you for your kindness, generosity,

(01:10:05):
and support. And there's another one from Xander Vorkoff. The
sp hits close to home as I used to know
a guy who see that video games exactly like Phil.
I know. I grew up with a guy. He was
one of my best friends growing up, and we called
him puppy. And the reason we called him puppy is
because you know, like a puppy, you could smack or
kick a puppy and it'll still come to you, like

(01:10:27):
you know, and his whole life was video games. Can
you believe this is Xander, this old friend of mine.
We played hockey on the street when we were little kids.
You know, car you know, moved in nets me and
his brothers did. And I know the guy like fifty,
you know, for decades. I've known this guy since we

(01:10:47):
were little little kids. He stopped talking to me because
I bust his balls on Facebook and said how boring
No Man's Sky is. And I'm sorry, maybe it's better now.
I haven't played it in years, but when No Man
Sky first came out, was boring as shit, boring as shit,
And he unfronted me on Facebook and hasn't talked to
me in years because he's such a video game fanatic

(01:11:09):
and he didn't like I said that game. We need
a Tricksie bumper. All Hail Trixie says, Tales of the
Sonic Voyage, and we've got Xander Vorkov. Wait a minute,
we're behind, all right, Let's let's do this. Look, times
are tough, and sometimes if times are tough, in order
to hit a goal, you gotta do what you gotta do. Well,

(01:11:32):
one minute here, I'm getting no, no, we have to
do the one for Xander. First, thank you Xander for
being a member, and thank you for kindness. Generosity and support,
and I'm clearing the screen so we can see this
in all of its glory, all of its glory. Friends,

(01:11:53):
Praise the cat you, thank.

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
You, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
Praise the cash. Praise the cash, my friends, and then
tails from the Sonic Voyage. We need a Tricksie bumper.
I like the Tricksie bumper, but I think I think
that these bumpers are actually better. So praise the cash,
Tails of Sonic Voyage, and thanks for being a member
of Bitch Show.

Speaker 10 (01:12:38):
Supportive right like light yeah, right guy, right right right

(01:12:58):
right right light.

Speaker 3 (01:12:59):
My gay jazz.

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
Jazz haha, praise the cash. Somebody said loving these bumpers.
These are supposed to be for the Internet in Sanity
Circus on kick, so they're really not. I don't think
these bumpers are YouTube friendly, even though I don't consider
this adult that adult content because the girls all have
their clothes on. It's kind of elegant lighting, right, it's

(01:13:31):
not like it's I don't know, I think it's artistic.
Are these bumpers Ai? No? No, these are real girls.
These are real girls. So if you want to beat off,
you're not beating off to an AI girl. It's a
Cyberpunk twenty seventy seven music. Oh that the music's AI.
I did the music with Suno, but the but the
dancing bitches came from Invado Elements. They're real dancing girls.

(01:13:55):
So let's continue in the Phil feltoning.

Speaker 6 (01:13:58):
Pretty no one, I'm better, I don't. I don't need
to waste my time. You. We know that you've been
committing tax fraud and we are going to get you.
Ha ha. Do it anyway, even if there's trolls, trolls
can still be good content. Nah. No, you see, here's
the thing, and this is this is where I differentiate myself.

(01:14:21):
People have been categorized as loll cows. Okay, have done
this kind of thing. People, there are tons of people
out there. They get harassed, their categorized as lol cows,
and they lean into the content. They lean into it,
laughed with the meme, play with the troll, give them
what they want, keep the circus going. Hell even self,
deprecate yourself, embarrass yourself, their money. There's a saying that

(01:14:48):
I started saying last year in regards to this. It
means that once you lower yourself to the level of
being a and you accept it and now this reality
is your persona. You're on the internet, so just blean
into it. You can't ever go back. You have to

(01:15:11):
do you can never get successful. You might have once
been known as someone who made news reports, vlogging, gameplay,
chill st but the moment that you become this monetized
the lalcows.

Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
And you know, I haven't in forever because I'm an
old married man boring now, But I used to go
to the strip club. She hates it. She's gonna hate it.
I hope she's not watching. I used to go to
the strip clubs with my wife when she was my girlfriend,
and I don't know if we did after we were married,
but probably, and uh we would have a few drinks
and have a good time. Like I don't think there's

(01:15:47):
anything wrong with the with those kind of things. And guys,
here's a great, great tip. Take a hot girl with
you to a strip club, because then all the dancers
look at you, look at the hot girl with you,
and they know they can't rob you, so you know
they might come around for tips, but they don't. They
don't rob you for stupid caps dances. I never wanted

(01:16:10):
to camp. I don't want to cauts dance. I don't
want to talk to you. I just like watching them dance.
I'm a I'm a I'm a man with a high
T camp. Of course I like watching hot dancing girls.

Speaker 11 (01:16:19):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
I don't think there's anything wrong with that, nothing wrong
with it, nothing wrong with that whatsoever. Its wholesome content.

Speaker 6 (01:16:26):
That is that is all you will ever be for
the p I.

Speaker 2 (01:16:29):
Will say, though, once I went to one that was
totally nude, and that one made me feel uncomfortable. I
was like, Wow, this is something else.

Speaker 6 (01:16:37):
The rest of your life and you have to accept
it or quit. There's people think.

Speaker 2 (01:16:40):
That was an Atlantic city or maybe Vegas.

Speaker 6 (01:16:42):
We're learning that the hard way. Right now, I feel
bad for these people who maybe got into somebody they
didn't realize they were getting into, and now they're stuck.
I'm still going to be legit. I'm still going to
make positive content that my my viewers are going to
be entertained by support.

Speaker 2 (01:16:56):
This content is so positive before.

Speaker 6 (01:16:59):
You can call me whatever you want, and you can
make up the slander and means whatever. I'm not going
to buy into your garbage. I'm going to be successful
on my own means by making content that doesn't hurt
others or leave toxicity and garbage and just the slap
on the internet. But you'd be really, he just.

Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
Said he is not making slop content.

Speaker 6 (01:17:18):
Depressed to look at my content and be like film
made toxic, harmful content to the internet to get over.
He stepped on people to get where he was. He
did horrible things to himself and other.

Speaker 2 (01:17:28):
No looking he did. One of his most successful streams
is going after review Tech with with PPP and Andy Worski.
But he now he's going to rewrite history. He never
did that.

Speaker 6 (01:17:39):
I never did. I stepped away from that. I avoided it,
and I said I refuse. So that's the difference between
me and these other people. Maybe these other people would think, well,
the only way I can get money or attention is
to do the lobby and have a bunch of trolls
in it. I'm not going to do the lobby. Fuck
the trolls. I'm gonna give anything they don't, So why
am I going to do them a solid or a favor?

(01:17:59):
You know what I mean? I could have capitalized that
I would be the joke forever. I don't want to
be the joke. I want to be a serious.

Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
I don't know. When I'm When I went, I gave
every girl that came around. We would only go for
an hour or two. I gave the girls when they
would usually I don't know, at least the places I went,
they would dance for ten or fifteen minutes, and then
they would come around and collect tips. Right, I would
give them a couple of bucks and I would buy
some drinks. So it really was a lot of money
for us. I mean, I don't know, And we want

(01:18:27):
to take a moment to thank some kind of generous
Kick benefactors. So far, the MVP of Kick benefactorhood is
Tampon Blood Magic, who give that five subs. Let's go
very very generous of you. I think that that people
are liking these new bumpers. Maybe right, people might be
liking these new bumpers. So thank you Tampon Blood Magic,

(01:18:47):
and thank you Troll and troll Troll for giving me
the idea to unlock them. You know, we were doing
a little slow, but the girls are helping, so let's
give it up for the girls. Friends.

Speaker 6 (01:18:57):
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:19:04):
Josh right right right, the Josh right Josh.

Speaker 12 (01:19:18):
Right, my Josh praise Josh.

Speaker 2 (01:19:28):
Jash all right, and then we've got uh the cats
and Holiday says my message got censored. Well I'm sorry
about that, but thank you for kindness, generosity and support,
and uh one moment here. Praise the cash, friends, praise it.

Speaker 10 (01:19:49):
Praise as.

Speaker 2 (01:19:59):
Jo, Thank you very much the CAATs in Holiday, and
thank you tampaon Blood Magic for the big support. And
Xander Vorkov is trying to get the MVP of super
Chats tonight. Another one for the goal. Thank you Xander

(01:20:20):
for being a member, and thank you for your kindness.
These people get rich off of sucking at video games
and lying about taking Reptilian Pooner in the bum I'm
in the wrong industry. Well, I can't say that. I
blame you once in a great while. And when I
see the tremendous amount of money, especially the UFO grifters make,

(01:20:41):
you know, like David Wilcock, for example, making a million
dollars off of selling one bullshit course that he writes,
I go, man, I should have been a grifter. I'd
have been a great one, Xander. But thank you for
your kindness, generosity and support.

Speaker 13 (01:20:53):
Praise the cash, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:21:09):
All right, and we've got one more to call out
a big one. I think, oh I lost my place now.
Oh no, we've got arc Duke Instinct, who's a big
member and show supporter. Once you put the clown makeup off,
you can't take it off. Pee Pee Burnell. I begged
for grocery money weeks ago. I'm different now, dudes also

(01:21:33):
also peepe Burnell. Yeah, like it's so, it's so stupid.
It's so stupid. But thank you Arch Duke Instinct. Good
to see you in the live chat, and good to
see you're still supporting the show.

Speaker 12 (01:21:44):
Praise the cash, thank you, thank you, thank yoush.

Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
Wow. Yeah, praise the cash and I see support has
already picked up. And m Hinkle says the new bumpers
are positive and meaningful. That is correct, they are positive
and meaningful. Let's try to get through this.

Speaker 6 (01:22:33):
Phil Slop is creator, like I've always worked hard to
do seventeen years over sixty eight thousand videos. That's my legacy.

Speaker 11 (01:22:41):
I need that money, I really do. I need that money. Yeah,
Internet bill and the incredible amount of games new game.

Speaker 6 (01:22:51):
Not the dunce content so mol juling morons made to
capitalize on the algorithm, make a buck on my back
by lying just sound. That's me. That's the sloppy melts,
and the people who watch it are dumb as fuck.
There's like people who say, well, if your wife's doing better,
why does it she come on stream, Because it doesn't
matter how my wife's doing. It doesn't matter if if

(01:23:12):
my wife is much healthier now and happier and comes
on stream.

Speaker 2 (01:23:17):
He said healthy, he didn't say thinner. And she's still
three hundred pounds are overweight. That she's not healthy.

Speaker 6 (01:23:23):
Bro, they will still say nasty things about my wife
because that's all they want is Ammo fuel for them
to make more content. So why give it to this
and be upset that for the last week they have nothing.
All they can do is go back to their old
stick of nonsense that it does not apply anymore and
I'm happy moving forward with my life. And also that
it's not slop, that's that's brain rotting the world, because
that's the problem. Content is brain slop that's melting the

(01:23:49):
brains of the world. It really is. It's actually hurting
human culture. This should not be a cultural movement to
hate on people and crap on people and bully people
on the internet. That should be what we rally against say,
don't do that. That's firing people and improve human society
should be doing. But I don't know why people think

(01:24:09):
it's just so fun.

Speaker 2 (01:24:10):
And save the pig, Save the pig.

Speaker 6 (01:24:15):
The game, the whole game. You're trying to save the
pig's life.

Speaker 2 (01:24:21):
Save the pig, Save the pig, Save the pig. Friends.
Oh man, all right, I've got I've got some more
to share with you. We've got DSP fohe and his
needs to ask viewers to support if they don't want
to go back to goals. Yeah, well we'll do that one.

(01:24:43):
And these came from DSP memology. Be sure check him
out on YouTube. Uh one moment here, let's go back
to that. There we go. So basically, dark Side Phil
stop begging. But now he's begging his audience to just
keep giving him free money without him having to beg

(01:25:04):
too much or he's gonna have He's begging his audience
to help him not have to beg anymore. So he's
begging to not have to beg.

Speaker 6 (01:25:14):
It for Christmas, He's I can't believe the holiday seasons
for Christmas is this simple. I want money, money, money, money, money, money.
I want people to consistently come to my streams, enjoy themselves,
engage with them, and support them. Period. That's it. That's
all I ask. Because I love what I do and
I want to be able to be successful that I

(01:25:34):
just want that to continue, all right. I don't want
to have to go back to my old formula where
I have to sit here and have goals that we're
trying to hit, and I'm trying to shield the rewards
for goals. Instead, I just want to have people come
by and enjoy the content if he's value, and support it. Therefore,
I don't have to be a guy who everyone sees
as a beggar. Phil is scamming his viewers in this video.
Go check it out. Okay, for two weeks, that's been

(01:25:57):
possible everyone we come by.

Speaker 2 (01:26:01):
Thank you guys. I didn't have to beg for the
money for two weeks. You guys just.

Speaker 6 (01:26:05):
Gave it to me and supported this content and allowed
me to not have to do that. Will it last forever?
I don't know. Right now, it's working. Right now, it's lasting,
But they say success is fleeting. Originally, I add nine
thousand new subscribers to the channel. Outside of those people, yeah,
the strong only five hundred to one thousand that are
regularly watching the content. Right now, I can tell you

(01:26:27):
I know that I'm not asmen Gold. The audience is
not going to stick with me. I'm appreciative those who
did come by the idea is going. But that's what
I want for Christmas. No lie, one hundred percent. The
God's on a shrew, No Lie. I want to be
able to have awesome chill streams, having a variety of games,
being successful, being myself rather than having to be a fake,

(01:26:50):
a shills or a drama queen. I just want to
enjoy life and enjoy games and do that all right
and right now it's working, but you get worried will
it stay? So I'm not even asking for anything additional
for Christmas. I just want to maintain what I got
and I'd be happy.

Speaker 11 (01:27:05):
What's the next financial crisis that's gonna happen, that's gonna
screw everything over?

Speaker 2 (01:27:08):
What's the next how much your wife might be?

Speaker 6 (01:27:11):
Guys, if you like our graders, please engage in support
the content. I'm learning our greaders and I'm enjoying my
time with obviously to actually you know, support it. So
if you like the content, uh, you know, please support
it in some way as.

Speaker 3 (01:27:26):
You can say.

Speaker 6 (01:27:27):
You can see today's top tip is a dollar.

Speaker 2 (01:27:31):
So here he is complaining. His top tip for this
was a dollar. So he's he's seething because his ability
to not have to beg is just melting away before
his eyes, and he's seething over it.

Speaker 6 (01:27:45):
Yeah, definitely on the slow he's good.

Speaker 2 (01:27:48):
He's gotta have to go back to begging in the
next week. I give it one more week and he's
gonna be full on Beg Beg marathoning for.

Speaker 6 (01:27:55):
A sight of streaming for me. I'm still here for
ninety minutes though. Well my wife, I don't know what
that name means, be says.

Speaker 2 (01:28:03):
We should do it.

Speaker 6 (01:28:04):
Yeah, different chill games. This game ain't it? Well, then
we should, and that's what we're gonna do tonight on
the late stream, which we're gonna try a variety of
games and see if anything's good that people want. You know,
we've been playing on our creators. You guys have been
telling me that you like it, and I've liked doing it.
We actually did this the other day two hours impromptu,
and people love the stream. I don't know what's going
on today that seems like many people are really engaging

(01:28:26):
with it. I don't know what to tell you. It's
the same game and I'm learning and getting better at it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:30):
Yeah, by the way, he's he's up to forty five
dollars and he's been playing the game for like two
hours and he's only at forty five dollars.

Speaker 6 (01:28:40):
Holy, no income coming in from DSP gaming. I'm very nervous,
very very nervous. Goober Loop says, just got off work.

Speaker 2 (01:28:49):
Not sure. Oh, he's up to sixty six dollars after
two or three hours of gameplay.

Speaker 6 (01:28:53):
Why some people aren't enjoying our creators today, But I'm
loving aren't in bigapong streams. But it's not that they're
not enjoying. You know, we have decent attendance. But as
you can see, support has been very slow today. And
again let's talk Turkey. Because I'm transparent and I'm very
matter of fact with my audience. Some people don't like
that my choll's hating. All right, it's been amazing. I
had a huge uptick in support since the Asthmen gold interview.

Speaker 2 (01:29:14):
Yeah, the Asthma gold money's going away. Come on, let's
talk turkey, guys. You gotta give me the free money.

Speaker 6 (01:29:20):
Last few days, I don't have to beg it's slowed down.
Some days like yesterday were great, but then some days
we're not so great. Okay, this stream right now, we're
at sixty bucks to support, you know, and it's a
bit dedicated stream of our graders, which people have been
asking me for. It's a little disheartening, you know. The
idea is that I don't want to have goals anymore.
I don't want to have to ask for stuff anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:29:42):
So here he is begging to not have to beg.
Come on, guys, give me the free money or I'm
gonna have to start begging again. It's like he's holding
the whole audience hostage. If you guys want me to
stop begging, you better just give me the money. Give
me the fucking money, or I'm gonna start begging again.

Speaker 6 (01:29:59):
Because people are enjoying the content enough that they're chilling
and supporting. That has been the case until all of
a sudden this week it slowed down. All Right, I
don't want to have to go back to go cut.
You don't want to have to go back to asking
a million times a stream. Contribute Contribute contribute. But to
be honest, it used to work. I used to get
a certain amount of income every stream when I asked, okay,
then people told me, oh, that's bad, that's horrible. Why

(01:30:21):
would you ask your audience for contributions. You're not supposed
to do that, right, But it works for me. We're
having a good time, we're supporting the content, and I
was doing well. We hit the goal now or we
don't play the game again. So the thing is, if
you don't like someone asking, then support the content if
you can. I understand there's many people who can't, and

(01:30:42):
that's fine, but it seems like when you ask, people
tend to give. That was a correlation that I had, right,
I alright said this to asmen goal. I said, when
I asked, they supported. When I didn't ask, I would
make thirty dollars a stream, right, So I don't ask.
I don't want to bring back goals. I don't. I
don't like that. I don't like the idea at all.

(01:31:03):
I like having a good time. So you know what
I'm saying, Like, people are so fucking nosy up in
my business and shit that if I had a goal
every night, they'd say, oh, look, filming this much on
this night, and this much on this night, and this
much on this night. Now he said he needs money
to help a taxi. Oh phield that greedy, mytherfucker, And
how do you spend all this money?

Speaker 2 (01:31:21):
Exactly?

Speaker 6 (01:31:22):
Keep says things that ASPA consider valid. But you need
more people consistently watching it.

Speaker 2 (01:31:26):
No, I will say this. I can't help but be
a little bit jealous, Like this guy is the luckiest
motherfucker ever, right, he keeps getting these huge opportunities like
going on Keno and doing a show with PPP. I
think I'd cut off a leg to do a show
with PPP, like a normal weekly show, right. I haven't
tried to slide in there. I was like, hey, PPP,

(01:31:47):
that's where the Internet in Sanity Circus came from. The
idea for it was like, oh, Phil doesn't want to
do that show with you anymore. I have something that
you could do, but he's too busy, and I get it.
But like he gets this Asthma Gold interview, he gets
three thousand dollars, he instantly blows it on worthless, meaningless
toys that don't help his long term you know, show

(01:32:09):
or anything. And the money's gone now and he's back.
He's worse off now. He's worse off now than before
the Asthma Gold bump. He was doing better before the bump.
Only Phil could fuck this up.

Speaker 6 (01:32:26):
This band, then you won't need goals. You're right. I
have on average right now between two hundred fifty to
three hundred viewers on YouTube. I'm getting we're a little
over one hundred on kick. It's good, but that's really
not enough to be self sufficient to not be saying, hey,
please support the streams.

Speaker 2 (01:32:40):
You know, look, my views are down, so I gotta
start begging again. He's giving all these excuses for why
he's setting up the audience. The begging's coming back.

Speaker 6 (01:32:50):
From Asmen Gold's audience, and then it's died down. Okay,
so if you here's the deal. I started trying new
games like he's a Mark, Creators, megabonk et cetera, because
you guys have suggested them. I like them. I'm actually
enjoying them, Like I'm liking this game. The more I
play it, the more I'm learning. We're having good. Right,
let's get some support for the stream right now, we

(01:33:11):
just basically one, Let's please get a super chat let's
get some kicks, let's get some subs, and then I
don't have to ask. Okay, I don't want to be
the guy always asking, asking, asking, But I have to
make a living too, all right, right now, I'm not
hard up. I had a great couple of weeks. I
also spent a lot of that money to uprade my
setup because I knew that it was not gonna last. Okay,

(01:33:32):
couldn't have money even used on bills. Of course, of
course it could have been. I would assume some of
a diggo get used on bills. But when you're gifting
money for a holiday, you're actually supposed to use it
for for something, you know, for the holiday, you know,
unless you're explicitly telling, like, for example, and my parents, Oh,
I'm gonna give you a Christmas present, I say, you know,
this year things are so bad. Please just give me
some money I can use to help my bills. That's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:33:54):
But this prick, this adult, grown man, his parents, he said,
just give me cash. I just need money. I just
I need the money. I really really do I need
that money.

Speaker 6 (01:34:06):
Giving you a present, you have to use it for
something that's you know intended. You know, my parents are
giving giving my wife a birthday present. My wife is
supposed to use it for something nice, you know, And
so she had told them, is that I'm gonna get
a exercise.

Speaker 2 (01:34:18):
Yeah, he just begged while saying he doesn't want to beg.

Speaker 6 (01:34:22):
Like bills and stuff, you know. But I need to
get consistency. I need people to come by and support
what they like. If you've liked the art, greaders, support it.
But then we know to move on to other things.
But then also understand if we live on other things.
The reason, you know, it goes hand in hand. I'm
banning a whole bunch of trolls right now in the

(01:34:44):
kick chat who just sit there to dump on the stream.
So get the funk out of here.

Speaker 2 (01:34:48):
Oh you see thing about the truck.

Speaker 6 (01:34:55):
There's another one like you know a why they just
sit there and then they just wait and then they
dump on the stream. I think, all right, choky Jack,
you're out of here for good and you're not coming
back because you just trolled to track their meme and
that's against the rules. So goodbye and good luck with
the rest of your life.

Speaker 2 (01:35:14):
Here he is playing children's games. Right here, he is
playing a children's game. Sam Corbin hearing the call of
the goal. I haven't checked in with it. How we're
doing over there, Well, twelve of thirty a little better
than we were doing without the Lovely Ladies helping out.
So I guess we're going to have to continue with
the Lovely Ladies helping us out so that we continue

(01:35:37):
to prosper. Right, thank you Sam Corbin for being a member,
and thank you for your kindness, generosity and support of
the show. It is much much appreciated. And yeah, let's
praise the cash. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Right, the.

Speaker 3 (01:36:00):
Image, the image.

Speaker 2 (01:36:18):
Raised the cash. I'm sorry, I think we've played that
one already, but I do have more. So the next
one is dark Side filled Disaster Nite with zero tips
and screwing up in the game with his new four

(01:36:39):
K monitor, right, apparently imagine that. I saw somebody on
Twitter who said, and it's very very it's very very real,
and thank you, Sam Corbin. It's very real. Like twenty five,
you can't buy the ability to be good and entertaining
for an audience for three thousand dollars on Amazon. You

(01:37:00):
just can't as to engage protect the guild's interests.

Speaker 3 (01:37:07):
What are you serious.

Speaker 6 (01:37:09):
I completely filled him with bullets. He did not go
down for me.

Speaker 2 (01:37:12):
There he is King's tax twenty nine dollars. And again
I think he's an hour into the stream or more,
and he's only up to twenty nine dollars. The begging's
coming back.

Speaker 6 (01:37:23):
I'm second place on my team. By the way, it's pathetic.

Speaker 2 (01:37:26):
You can't possibly keep going without the begging. I won't
go gun.

Speaker 6 (01:37:31):
I held it down. It fired two bullets and stopped,
and then I got to hit and then it showed
the bullets coming out again. It's like, but I never
released the button. It should have kept firing.

Speaker 2 (01:37:41):
He does, enjoying the bagging. John, Yeah, I.

Speaker 6 (01:37:46):
Shot him, Are you serious? I shot him all up
the leg, into his balls, into his dick, Like, whoa what.

Speaker 2 (01:37:52):
Did he just say? Shot him into his dicky?

Speaker 6 (01:37:59):
Yes, oh my god, I really tried.

Speaker 2 (01:38:03):
It wouldn't.

Speaker 6 (01:38:06):
How is this fair? I just spawned with a handgun
and the guy is in front of me with an
assault rifle. It gets to get a chief killed. How
is that fair? Why would I spawn in front of
the guy again, I just spawned. There's a guy behind me.

Speaker 3 (01:38:22):
Dude.

Speaker 6 (01:38:22):
This sucks, This really sucks. I'm getting the drop on
that weapon. I'd be kicking ass. I decided to go
a handgun today, and I can't kill anyone with this.
I can't kill anyone because the gun is weakest fucking ship.
It's so bad.

Speaker 2 (01:38:43):
Well, a pistol.

Speaker 6 (01:38:50):
You say, A stupid fucking game you that was great.
I went to.

Speaker 2 (01:38:56):
Reload slammed people like him playing games like this because
he rages the whole thing.

Speaker 6 (01:39:10):
It's like always six pack of balls.

Speaker 2 (01:39:13):
Everything.

Speaker 6 (01:39:14):
So there's no one. Everyone else audio silent. There's a
guy in front of me. I couldn't know he is.
Where the fun was. All the audio there was silent.
They were completely dead silent in that room.

Speaker 2 (01:39:24):
He can only shoot at the legs and crotch. Yeah,
I don't know why.

Speaker 6 (01:39:29):
My whole audio and killed me. Full audio Full auto
games still sucks, dude, it's really bad.

Speaker 2 (01:39:35):
That is the game, never the user. That's that's his
m O. Yeah, these are the best streams of him
playing the games. Yeah, look at everybody dodge like every bullet.

Speaker 6 (01:39:50):
They know it's so bad.

Speaker 3 (01:39:53):
That's so bad.

Speaker 6 (01:39:55):
They walked, They literally walked.

Speaker 2 (01:39:58):
I will never apologize, like I jumped to the handgun
to just so bad issue right.

Speaker 3 (01:40:09):
Where what.

Speaker 2 (01:40:12):
Where did they come from?

Speaker 8 (01:40:19):
Off?

Speaker 6 (01:40:21):
Literally awful and that's that's the game for the record,
that's not the idiots are not shooting me first, I'm
feeling them with bullets.

Speaker 2 (01:40:31):
Don't die.

Speaker 6 (01:40:32):
Then they just magically straight terrible. But I saw I'm
a terrible gamer. Horrible. We had one small super chat.
Can we get we have no tips whatsoever? We get
our first ship of the night. That would be great
to get our first ship of the night right now,
get some more. Considering we only have one member and
we had like one super chat, it'd be great to

(01:40:53):
get some momentum going back for Call of Duty. I
know I haven't played it in a while.

Speaker 2 (01:40:57):
I'm gonna get back.

Speaker 6 (01:40:58):
I don't have to guy, and I'm hoping. But you know,
obviously any people to show up and gage the support
with the content. So please let's get some support for
Paul of Duty tonight. So far we have zero tips tonight,
ladies and gentlemen. I really need help with tips right now,
if any even if we go any other kind of
contribution to Tippy, Please do I need tips in the

(01:41:19):
short term.

Speaker 2 (01:41:21):
I need that money right now.

Speaker 6 (01:41:27):
Of course, I get killed from behind I'm killing the
guy in front of me. I get killed from behind
every fucking time. Those robots you lead into this map,
they're very hard to see with the snow background. Damn,
that sucks.

Speaker 2 (01:41:42):
That's kind of I get caught out and start playing
some games again. I'm years and years.

Speaker 6 (01:41:47):
Are you kidding me? I was walking around the corner
straight and firing straight. It started firing to the left
and I couldn't get a shot on the guy at all.
What the fuck? What was not there?

Speaker 2 (01:42:01):
I got his nonsense. It's so funny, man, he's.

Speaker 6 (01:42:13):
There's nothing there all of a sudden head down.

Speaker 3 (01:42:16):
What the.

Speaker 6 (01:42:18):
Chance to react to that? He need shot and firing
and evident, but I can't even see his head yet. Like,
what the fuck are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (01:42:28):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:42:31):
Yeah's automatic? You are tram kills him.

Speaker 6 (01:42:40):
It's just hitting me, hitting him literally, it's me filling
in with bullets the entire time. But then I die.
It doesn't make any sense. The game makes no fucking sense, dude,
What are you talking about again? I see you didn't
outplay me. The game is ass. You literally didn't out

(01:43:03):
shoot me. I fired on you first and hit you first.
That was continuously kidding you ham I dead first.

Speaker 14 (01:43:07):
The game has decided that was a lie, going down
late after I've already hit fired on him for about
a full second.

Speaker 6 (01:43:25):
Dude, at least gave me a kill, literally, Carrol Jesus Christ.
Oh they crashed. The game just crashed?

Speaker 2 (01:43:42):
Is that dollars? After hours? Play the game? He made
thirty the night.

Speaker 6 (01:43:49):
Let's get a chip seven. We've got people on kick
support and I appreciate that. We've got a few people
support and not a lie. We got no tips at all.
Let's get our first tip of the night. Recall of
duty's return. I'm doing my best. I know I'm talking
right now. I'm hoping to get better. So let's get
He's going to get all right anyway with liking the

(01:44:11):
stream or some kind of a contribution. Like I said,
we haven't had a single tip tonight whatsoever? Zero right now,
I can get some additional support from all sources. Is good?

Speaker 2 (01:44:21):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:44:22):
They are camping in the back. Where's the enemy team?
I got look look at this zero.

Speaker 2 (01:44:41):
For hours and going down.

Speaker 6 (01:44:44):
What then do you want me to do? I'm shooting
him and I'm instantly dead every time. I think they're
literally everyone instantly killing every killed and I can play.

Speaker 2 (01:44:57):
I'm literally fe.

Speaker 6 (01:45:00):
I think they don't strike all my mount I got
him with the fucking sempach finish anyone. My gun literally
doesn't finish anyone. It's ridiculous. All right, guys, we got
about thirty minutes left roughly on tonight's call duty stream.
I hope that you're enjoying even though I'm sucking. I'm

(01:45:20):
trying to do better. You know, it is what it is.
Please support the stream right now, Please give it a
like if you haven't yet. He's only no one has
tipped tonight whatsoever.

Speaker 2 (01:45:29):
He's only thirty minutes away from ending the stream, so
that means he's two or three hours into the stream,
and he's at fifty dollars. He could have worked at
Burger King or Taco Bell and made more money because
remember YouTube takes thirty percent. You got to pay twenty
percent of taxes. He had to pay for the games
and the electricity the internet.

Speaker 6 (01:45:52):
Fifty dollars, super chats, Thanks for the few subs, Thanks
for the kicks that have come through the fact that
no one's TIPPEDO I mean, great way to contribute right
now and help out if you could it's too much work.

Speaker 2 (01:46:03):
I can't he needs those tips. He really really does
active get contacts that surgery.

Speaker 6 (01:46:19):
This is a map, straight up made for idiots. Like,
it's one of the worst maps I've ever seen. Were released, disjointed,
disconnected map with you around the fucking doors, giant cart knife,
giant cartoonish fucking knife, and ship Like, what the fuck
is wrong with Call of Duty? Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:46:36):
He raged quick?

Speaker 6 (01:46:40):
All right, there you go, amazing. What is wrong with
call dud? Who made? They actually made this map? They're like, oh,
this is a serious shooter map. This is great a
change for a poster I somehow missed right.

Speaker 2 (01:46:54):
Everyone wears because it makes phones. He looks like an
old man with.

Speaker 9 (01:46:59):
The how.

Speaker 2 (01:47:05):
It's just.

Speaker 6 (01:47:07):
Ady. The match just started and it was a full lobby.
That literally doesn't make sense. How is a troll in
my lobby? The lobby was full? I hid the lobby
like that just makes any sense? And they go and
to kill them chasing guys, annoying trolls. I will continue

(01:47:30):
to play it regardless, and hopefully you guys will join
me when I do try it from time to time.
All right, last day, essentially to support the stream tonight,
All right, Last Called Duty tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:47:44):
Chats, here's the begging, it's coming.

Speaker 6 (01:47:46):
Back, tips, memberships, beggings full if you like FS action, nope,
fuck you last the night, enjoyed the stream? Thanks for
joining me tonight. I hope that you did. Please like
this stream if you haven't, and please support the stream.
Last chance uh to support tonight's Call of Duty stream?

Speaker 2 (01:48:08):
How many sucks?

Speaker 6 (01:48:09):
Because Call of Duty was doing numbers then last week
because the setup was changing, and I bring it back.

Speaker 2 (01:48:16):
So as the support has dried up, the begging is
just full on.

Speaker 6 (01:48:20):
Car.

Speaker 2 (01:48:20):
He can't say he's not begging now listen to all
this begging. How can he say he's no longer begging
or he doesn't have goals? He's full on begging again.
That didn't take long? What was that? Two weeks and
he's right back to full on beg pressing right and
twisting all and honest. Come on, guys, there's only thirty
minutes left. Now the time to support. Come on, guys,

(01:48:40):
send me some tips. Come on, guys.

Speaker 6 (01:48:42):
Yeah, you know he hasn't done good tonight, So I
always say come by, hang out and support what you
want more of? Right, So, if you like Call of
duty and you want to into rotation more, support it
more if you don't.

Speaker 2 (01:48:53):
Yeah, we'll talk about that supporting the end of the show.
Animate Chris what it's as.

Speaker 6 (01:48:59):
I killed him, but he still killed me. That's not
even possible. I spawned with a guy staring at me
who killed me. That's great gameplay right there. I'm really
happy I'm playing this right now. I'll tell you, dude,
this is absolutely ludicris. This isn't fun when they just
keep spawn killing you and you can't even get out
of the spawn area.

Speaker 2 (01:49:19):
Looks like, yeah, time to get out of the spawn
area right there. I mean, I don't know, right haha.
I did notice when he got the new monitor. He's
still sucking at Call of Duty, but way less so
think half of his problem is super blind and he
was playing a TV across the room. Yeah, how can
you be that bad at a first perse shooter? He is? Yeah,

(01:49:42):
welcome home friends. The banking has returned. So I have
just one more to go, one more video to go
here and this is uh one second, this is his

(01:50:10):
ran over how how the troll's ruin ruined truck? Sim
right one moment.

Speaker 9 (01:50:20):
I have nothing whatsoever control over or to do. Make
that's the worst fit.

Speaker 2 (01:50:31):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (01:50:38):
All right. So a few super chats from Missing Thrilled Gamer. First,
he did a super chat. The first super jat he
did was toxic. I'm sorry it was. He did a
fifty knock super chat, which is four dollars ninety four cents,
So technically that's the biggest super chat of the day.
Let's get that on the leaderboard. And Missing throlled Gamer said, quote, big,
you're fascinating Phil, not because they matter, but because you

(01:50:58):
truly believe they do. So what he's saying is, oh,
you did all these okrads and none of it matters.
Why are we talking about it?

Speaker 13 (01:51:03):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:51:03):
Yeah, I wouldn't want to go to a taco bell
where he's working at it.

Speaker 6 (01:51:07):
Well, what because they do matter because they actually affect
the content in a big way. Criticize me and said, hey,
you never are looking at the game and the chat
at the same time. You get distracted and it screws
everything up. Can't you improve your setup?

Speaker 2 (01:51:21):
Oh we kind of did this. What error occurred? Hold on,
we kind of did a portion of this. Let me
try to Let me try to fix this one moment.
Get it on another tab. A fresh tab and I
will check in in the meantime with the kick support

(01:51:43):
and if there's anything left on the kick side to
call out. No, we've still got just Tampon blood Magic,
who gifted six subs tonight. Thank you Tampon blood Magic
for your kindness, generosity and support. I think there's some
more Lady Bumpers left if anybody's feeling generous. Let me
see if we can get the last video one moment

(01:52:05):
here Sometimes there's overlap, okay, so here he is talking
about truckson let me share my screen. The clamwort spiral continues,
my friends, the clamwort spiral is in full effect. Now.

(01:52:28):
The begging he's back, the leaderboards still there, he's going.
It's like the asthen gold buffer never even had way.

Speaker 6 (01:52:36):
This year and then kind of went another way this year.
And this is the game that the trolls are now
incredibly upset with me that I'm not playing it anymore
because this used to be their content farm and now
they don't have one. You, yes, you, So let's talk
American truck simulator, all right, And I would argue that
this worked very well over the summer again, a time

(01:52:57):
period when there's just not a lot of games out
and therefore to stuff. But around the end of the
summer early now, I'm finding it hard to start juggling
all this stuff should and yeah, looking at the game
like Truck Sim, I'm eyeballing and I'm like, you know,

(01:53:19):
at first it was fun, but now it's more of
the same, you know. And then what happened was people
started saying, well, well, listen, keep truck Sim. I'll donate.
It was really it was Buckwell who came by the
viewer and said, hey, I'll donate all the d lcs,
and I'll donate all the skins for the truck, and
I'll donate this, and I'll donate that, and I'll try
you can have real life businesses in it. What a
fucking idiot. But ultimately it was right around the end

(01:53:44):
of the summer early fall, a lot of people were
of the opinion that Truck Sim had outstated's welcome, that
I'm doing it once a week when I should be
using that stream to play new games, and that the
new games weren't I was playing so much Truck Sim. Okay,
I'll be honest with you, I agree one hundred percent.
I was shot that we were still doing and that
people were showing up and engaging and supporting it. But

(01:54:06):
all right, no exaggeration, people stopped showing up, stopped engaging,
and stop supporting the playthrough we had literally, I'm not
even kidding you podcast for truck sim streams. People weren't
supporting the trucks Sim streams anymore. We weren't hitting the
goals anymore, and so I said to everyone, made the decision,
We're not going to do trucks him anymore. Let's move
on and do other content. The other half of the

(01:54:27):
people said that because my trolls were using the truck
sim streams as a content farm, what they wanted was
to ask me questions hope that I would give an
answer that they could twist to sound like it's something
dramatic or risk and then they would have content to
make for their videos. So it was half and half.

(01:54:51):
I would okay, okay. After much demand, essentially people said
bring back trucks Sim, I said, all right, and all
of a sudden, on the truck sim stream We're getting
all this support and I'm like, well, if you guys
keep supporting the truck sim streams, I'll keep playing the
game because I'm not convinced that this game is working in.

Speaker 2 (01:55:11):
That's the one that they took off and then he
made people give him money to put it back in, Like,
you guys have to give it. Didn't hit the goal
last night, it's off. We hit the goal now, or
I stopped playing the game. That's it? Like how toxic? Man?
Why am I toxic?

Speaker 11 (01:55:26):
More?

Speaker 6 (01:55:27):
But hey, if it's a you know, essentially you could
call it a best seller, right, if I was selling
a product, I'd say, oh, it's one of my best sellers. Well,
TruckSim was consistently getting support every single week.

Speaker 2 (01:55:38):
Anything for this, right, And it's funny.

Speaker 6 (01:55:41):
I noticed it again every week attendance started to dwindle. Right,
There really started to be less interest in it. There
were maybe arguably twenty to thirty fans of mine who
liked it, and there was a whole bunch of trolls
who loved it. Okay, man a little bit and al okay,
when I'm playing TruckSim, what would happen is it would

(01:56:01):
be slow. And what I mean by that is low attendance,
low engagement, low support, And then like the last thirty minutes,
all of a sudden last minute, someone would absolute, hail Mary,
let's go for it, and they throw the football across
the entire field. Someone the receiver at the end would jump.
It's the game winning touchdown at the very last minute.

(01:56:22):
Buzzer beater, and I.

Speaker 2 (01:56:24):
That with those trucks. Sim streams like he would stream
it for three hours and he'd be at like fifty dollars,
and then somebody would just come in and tip them
one hundred dollars, and then he'd have to play it
again another days. We're all hail Mary. You know, whale.

(01:56:47):
He doesn't want to do what the whales want somehow, right, Oh,
I'm having trouble with my life with the chat aggregation.
Siltsong had a few catchup makeup goals after the fact
as well. Yeah, Like he put the dents in debt,
like lessen dents. I'm not playing that game anymore unless

(01:57:08):
you all give me the missing money. So, in other words,
if he wage quit the game because it only made
one hundred instead of one fifty, he made the whales
give him fifty before he would put the game back
in the rotation. He put his own audience in debt.

Speaker 6 (01:57:27):
It's dumb, you know what I'm saying, Like, I really
feel sadly that's not how the content I'm supposed to
be making. Now, Hey, I run a business. If I'm
getting support from a certain game, maybe I should keep
it in the rotation. It's just missing. But at the
same time, if I'm not really having fun with it
and there's levels of toxicity increasing and it's becoming a
content farm for trolls, you got to kind of recognize that.

(01:57:47):
And notably, there was one or two weeks no exaggeration.

Speaker 2 (01:57:51):
What he's not telling the audiences He drank during most
of those truck simps streams, and he would say stupid
shit that the trolls and detractors could clip and make
fun of him. So what he's really saying is I'm
too much of an alcoholic to play that game because
it's so easy and requires so little attention that I
drink while I do it, and then I say stupid

(01:58:13):
shit and then the trolls make fun of me, and
we've got sewn John Rawn with one for the goal says,
I am so grateful I don't have to beg for
a living like desp Happy holidays everyone. Yeah, Well, I'm
incredibly grateful as well, because who wants to have a
life like that, right, Like, imagine that that's your life.

(01:58:34):
You have to just beg and beg and beg. Holy.
But thank you Sean John Rawn, and we'll see if
we can't queue up one of the ladies to thank
you for your kindness, generosity and support of the show.
Praise the cash you, thank you, I go. Thank you.

(01:59:06):
That's all of you for your kindness, generosity and support.
One moment here, all right, so we got half of
the goal, we got some kick support. I thank you
all for the kindness, generosity and support of the show.
I'm not gonna be a seething lunatic, like, come on, guys,

(01:59:28):
there's three minutes left on the goal. Let's get twenty.
Let's get twelve more super chats to hit it, or
I'm gonna lose my fucking mind. Right, It's all about
averages to me. And if I wasn't doing this tonight,
I'd be God help me. I'm thinking about starting stranger things. Remember,

(01:59:49):
whenever life gets tough, there's always somebody like the sp
to make it seem not so bad. That is correct.
Let's finish this slop show up.

Speaker 6 (01:59:56):
Where it was basically just like one or two people
coming and dropping a whole bunch of kick subs, and
now we hit the goal. So why are we continuing
it next week? Oh, because we hit the goal. So
what ended up happening was I became a slave to
the goal. I don't have goals anymore. So because of that,
there's no way that truck sims going to survive solely
on the fact that it's gotten support. Do you see
the difference now, how there is a big difference there.

(02:00:19):
It was previous trucks him. I wanted to end it,
but I only kept it in the rotation because of
the support levels it was receiving.

Speaker 2 (02:00:25):
So in other words, he does everything for money. Look
at the support levels. He's receiving thirty three dollars. I
don't have goals anymore.

Speaker 6 (02:00:34):
Second hour begins. I'm driving and I realizing no one's
tagging me in chat, no one's talking to me. Some
of the trolls.

Speaker 2 (02:00:40):
He doesn't care if people tagg him in chat. He
doesn't care if people talk to him. He cares if
people send money. He realized nobody sent money during that street.

Speaker 6 (02:00:48):
Rules are talking amongst themselves in the kick chat like
they're chittering with their usual bullshit and their stupid memes.
He the clips will get out of this, but no
one's even talking to me anymore. I said to everyone
why I'm here, Like, what's going on? Why am I
even playing this right now? And then basically we started
doing trull topics that don't do that anything like dumb ship,
and I'm like, well, I don't want to talk about that.
I thought we were having a fun hangout session and

(02:01:09):
it seems like that's not really uh, what we're doing
here anymore. It feels like this has become an avenue
for toxicity for people to clip farm. But now I
was going to talk about it like I'm bored and
I'm not even doing this. Admittedly at first, particularly from
fans over the last nine months, and they're like, oh no,
please don't end it. I'm like, yeah, you guys got

(02:01:30):
to understand something, all right. We could do this with
any other game. We could do this Powerwash Simu later too.
We could just do a chill with phill stream once
a week. Immediately the fans said, we understand. What we'll
do is we'll come up with ideas for more chill content,
whether it's a new game or whatever. We'll think about
it and we'll give you our feedback. And people immediately
started suggesting games that they thought would be chill games.

(02:01:51):
I'm like, all right, well hold off on that now.
You know we're gonna finish tonight's stream.

Speaker 2 (02:01:55):
So, in other words, he has no original ideas of
his own. His audience has to tell them what to
do because he's a fucking moron.

Speaker 6 (02:02:02):
Let's talk about it on the podcast tomorrow. The fans
said yes. The trolls, oh no. The trolls start figuring out, no,
you can't quit truck Sim. No, this is our content,
this is how we get our clips. How could you
quit truck Sim? Now we have nothing to talk about. Good.
That's the point. I don't make content for the trolls.

(02:02:23):
I don't give a fuck about the troll Why do
I give a shit about them, even if you throw
me money. I don't want to make content for you.
I want to make positive, fun, meaningful, interactive content with
an audience that likes me and the content that I make,
and they want to support it for positive reasons.

Speaker 2 (02:02:40):
Positive reasons. Yeah, I don't like I don't think I
would like truck Sim. You know, like unless I just
like drove like a complete and total maniac and just
not cared about delivering shit and just smashed into cops.
And that's the only way that I think I would
enjoy that game, Right, he was seriously trying to deliver

(02:03:01):
stuff and not some make money in the game.

Speaker 6 (02:03:04):
Hair brain fucking idiot who throws me a bunch of
subs because they want to come?

Speaker 2 (02:03:09):
Now wait, let's back that up. He's he's calling people
who donated money to him, hair brain mouth drooling morons.
Listen to this. This is what he thinks of people
who give him money. So you morons that do give
him money, this is what he thinks of, you.

Speaker 6 (02:03:25):
Idiot who throws me a bunch of subs because they
want to content farm every week. Punch punch, heavycake, punch,
heavy cake, punch, punch, heavy cake, punch, heavy cake, punch,
heavy cake, punch, punch, chick punch, chick punch, chick God
bluck bluck punch, chick punch, chick block. Look, I don't
need that. Gaming is abundantly clear. I don't need that
because of that.

Speaker 2 (02:03:44):
So he doesn't need you morons to give him money.
Let's see how long the show goes, keeps going with
no morons giving him money. Phil, your entire content center
centers around retarded morons giving you money without the morons
giving you money. You've got nothing you can't eat without

(02:04:05):
morons giving you money.

Speaker 6 (02:04:06):
I said, that's it. This is the last trucks industry.
People got really upset for good reason because now there's
no nothing for them to get stuff out of. But
it is what it is, and it ended him again.
Perhaps I'm thankfully I'm no longer a slave money to
money and the goal. We're doing good. The last few
weeks have put me in a good position where I'm

(02:04:29):
not worried about this stuff. We could just chill and
enjoy each other's company and play fun. And it's not
about oh, we hit a goal, so we have to
do this or do that. I do dsp tries it
whenever I want. All right, I play whatever works, whatever
works for us, not just me, not just you, but us.

Speaker 2 (02:04:44):
All right, welcome home, and this is perfect. Beg. People
love me now, Craig quick game meltdown. That is the
clam word spiral and it just keeps going and going
and going, and it never ends. Because Phil is Phil
and he will destroy every opportunity for a road to redemption.

(02:05:05):
He will destroy every opportunity for a road to success.
He will never be successful because he is an entitled
bum that thinks that the world owes him a living
for providing slop garbage content that nobody cares about. So sad,
all right, and I think we have reached the end

(02:05:28):
of the Clownward spiral, at least for right now. Yeah,
I have, So I wanted to talk just for a moment.
I'm a terrible show host, and I've tried to do
this Internet insanity circus show for quite some time. Now,
let me see if I can fix that background. Can

(02:05:49):
I do it? No? Yes? Okay. So I've tried to
get this Internet in Sanity circus show going for some
time and I'm in the final stretch of it now.
I'm building each episode and the only problem left is
the set, which I don't think is going to be
a big deal. I'm going to tackle that this weekend,

(02:06:10):
and you know, more pre production. But we've got so
much pre production already. We've got the dancing whorse, I
mean girls dancing. We've got the dancing ladies, and we've
got a whole bunch of crazy puppets, and instead of
begging myself, I'm going to have the puppets beg for
the subs and the support. So January third, Saturday, January third,

(02:06:34):
I think that's correct. Yes, Saturday January third, that's my
new target date, and I refuse to miss it unless
something unforeseen happens with my health issues or something major.
I really can't foresee anything like that happening. So the
new Internet and Saturday Sarka show will debut on Saturday,

(02:06:56):
January third, and I'm going to start pumping the prographics
for it and other promos for it. It'll be the
strangest show you'll ever know, and I thank all of
you for your patients with that. Let me see, there
is a Dodge in four a car pack coming in
trucks in that sounds kind of cool, like a Dodge
viper drive around collecting postcards, and they do Uber eats deliveries.

(02:07:20):
When it comes out, I might do a little more
trucks inm but until then, I'm super bored. I drove
Uber for real, Like, I don't know why anybody would
want to play a simulation of that, But okay, you
know like, I know there's taxi sim. No. I had
some crazy times driving Uber. I did it on the

(02:07:40):
mean streets of Philadelphia, but of course, you know, I
started where I lived in Philly, but sometimes I'd end
up in Jersey or Delaware. One time I ended up
in Maryland, like somebody in Center City got in my
car and I look at the thing and it's like,
I'm going to Maryland, like and you can't say no,
and you don't know where you're going to take the

(02:08:02):
rider before you accept the ride. So yeah, I had
some long runs, a couple of them, but those were
good money. But then it was like you have to
get rides on the way back to Philly to make
it worth it. Otherwise you're just burning gas all the
way back home. I like driving in real life, says

(02:08:23):
Q on Kick made multiple cross country trips, but I
haven't tried a driving sim. You know, I don't know,
like in Grand theft Oto. I just like getting in
a car and driving like an asshole and smashing into
everything like that's fun. But to just play a driving sim,
especially like delivering food sim or an Uber sim or

(02:08:43):
you know, yeah, I had some crazy times in at Uber.
I worked a lot in Center City, so I would
do a lot of college people taking the parties and stuff,
and there's a lot of drunk people and people and
a lot of let's just say party favors. And then
we got one more. We're for the goal from Jim
Bob for you, Steven, a podcaster that deserves the money.

(02:09:05):
You were not a dunce who hates his audience. Well,
we thank you for your kindness, generosity and support of
the show. Now I got to go back to that
one second. I got to go back to get the
bumper out. I'm trying to see if there's ones I
haven't played before. So thank you, Jim bob Us, thank

(02:09:35):
you for kindness, generosity and support. It is much much appreciated.
And let me go back to I have all these
different brands. I've got to organize my sort of streaming
deck here so that we get things right. So I
think we've we're all caught up. The Asthmen goal bump
is gone, and now the clown word spiral, not the

(02:09:57):
downward spiral, the clown words viral of dark Side Phil.
The one thing we didn't talk about I will include
briefly at the end here. So dark Side. Phil is
so desperate. He's so desperate to get something going again
so that he could make money because the Asthmen gold

(02:10:18):
buff has worn off and the money is all dried
up and gone that apparently Phil got drunk and he
was so toxic in Wings of Redemption's chat that the
mods permanently banned him. He says, I will do this
privately right now after this game ends, but I deserve

(02:10:38):
at least some explanation because my audience wants to know
what's up. And Wings says, can you leave me alone?
Literally just want Chick fil A? And this was my favorite.
If you mods coddle this guy instead of helping him,
he will never improve or grow Good luck because it

(02:10:58):
seems Jordi has surrounded himself with the wrong people and
has grown too comfortable, and he even sent a superchat
demanding right. He sent a superchat, a twenty dollars superchat
to Wings demanding an answer on when Wings is coming
on a show. Great way to get people you know
to want to work with you. Most Hated says, yikes,

(02:11:21):
like a jilted lover. Yeah it is, it is something else.
Wings not too long ago flew halfway around the world
to take part in a circus act of a boxing
match in front of thousands of people. Phil leaves his
house once a week. Please tell me more about wings
comfort levels. Right, people are just roasting him in these comments,

(02:11:42):
and so Phil even sent a twenty dollars superchat trying
to get an answer about when Wings is going to
come on a show. Wings don't is just totally ghosting him,
totally ghosting him, which is apparently that's how you get
under Phil's skin. You just ignore him because he's a
loser and a bum, and he's broke, and nobody wants
to work with him. Right, buck Well, I think you

(02:12:04):
were on DSP's xbox friend list. Did he remove you
after he banned you? That's a good question. He even
lied about the super chat and said it was twenty five. Yeah,
it was twenty not twenty five. He deserves nothing. I'll
interview Wings of Redemption. I would do that. So the
clown word spiral continues, and it's going to continue. I

(02:12:27):
knew that Phil would squander this great he was handed
just he's the luckiest loser on the internet. He was
handed this huge opportunity to get exposed to four million
new viewers, and somehow he did manage to get ten
thousand subscribers. The roaches came to check them out, but

(02:12:50):
he gave them slop content that was so bad. Let's
see what did he give him. He gave him building
a desk, talking about building a desk, talking about his
big new upgrades. He gave him stealth begging the greed
and goblin, the greed goblin in his head telling him
to beg but him fighting the greed goblin the whole time,
building a chair, testing his audio set up for three hours.

(02:13:14):
And he wonders why he did not retain any of
those viewers. And I said, if you're gonna get a
big bump like that, you got to put up great
work and show the new viewers what you're all about
if you're gonna have any hope of retaining them. But
the truth is that was the best content that Phil
could come up with. Look, I'm gonna build a fucking
desk for three hours, and you're gonna watch me, and

(02:13:36):
not only you're gonna watch me, but you're gonna throw
money at me the whole time. I'm building this fucking desk,
or I'm gonna start begging again. Yes, the greed Goblin.
I believe that's PPP came up with that, not me.
Shout out to PPP and Andy Worski. I'm really enjoying
the Quino Casino episodes lately. I gotta say, though I

(02:13:57):
don't really get I dubs. I don't understand I dubs,
but the rest of the segments at the quartering is
my new favorite. Holy, the quartering's money. He's drying up,
he's broke, but he's spending all this money, spending twelve
hundred dollars a month on like some kind of organic
rich people dog food, right, and he has to stop
it because he's broke. The quartering segments on Keno or

(02:14:21):
the Best Lately, I can't wait to see this sticks
Hex and Hemmer segment that they're going to do next.
So we've done our due diligence. I'm not sure when
I'm going to be back, but I know I will
be back this weekend with a kick dot com exclusive show,
So follow me on x at Stephen Camby and Best Practices.
Another content creator told me I got to start doing

(02:14:44):
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I'll share these videos on your social media. It really
really does help. We want to take a moment to
thank you kind and generous benefactors. You Patreon supporters, you
YouTube channel members, you people gifting memberships or gifting subs

(02:15:04):
on kick You, subscribers on kick You, people buying me
a beer, You people sending me tips via PayPal. Just
like dark Side Phil, I love the tips I get
right away, and I need that money. I really really
do instructions for how to contribute in any way or
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video or podcast, we have Yes, we have done our

(02:15:24):
due diligence, Tim Curley, and I think we're all caught
up on the clownward spiral of dark Side Phil. But
don't worry. The clownward spiral is not over and it
will continue. I predict that there's going to be a
major crash out in the next ten days. In the
next ten days, Phil is going to lose his fucking

(02:15:44):
mind on stream, start yelling and screaming and begging again.
And then he's going to blame the detractors for all
of his recent failures and for why he's not hitting
his goals, and he's going to blame Keno Casino, He's
going to blame me, He's going to blame Starter and Craig.
He's gonna blame Wings of Redemption for not coming on
a show so he could make some money. He's gonna
blame everyone but himself. And meanwhile, this clown gave these

(02:16:10):
ten thousand brand new subscribers the shittiest, most boring, weakest,
dumbest content that he possibly could after they decided to
give him a chance. He doesn't deserve a chance. He's
a bum and he sucks and he's boring. He's just lucky.
He's the luckiest loser on the Internet. And listen, and

(02:16:32):
all fairness to him. I don't know how I would do, Like,
if I got an asthmen goal to interview, would I
retain more view I truly it might be my own ego.
I'll admit it might be my own ego speaking, But
I really think that if I got that kind of
a shot, I would not squander it. I would work
my ass off after getting that bump to do great

(02:16:56):
content and retain more of those viewers. But fills a
lazy slob, like you know, he's lazy, because the best
any content creator will tell you, get a big bump
like that, you got to put up some great work
for the new people. And the best he could do
is here, watch me build a fucking chair and a desk.
He sucks and and you know, sometimes I think that

(02:17:21):
I don't really want to cover Phil anymore. But thanks
to these Keino boys, I'm stuck in this this rabbit
hole of retardation. I sometimes I'm like, no, there's got
to be an off ramp, right, I gotta I gotta
go back, you know, because some of my audiences like,
who's this Phil guy? I don't want to watch this

(02:17:41):
bust some UFO scammers or fake psychics or ghost Hunter
Steven or Bigfoot retards? What are you doing with this clown?
But I can't help it. It's like a slow move.
It's like watching a car wreck. You can't look away.
And I'm just stuck here in the snore text now, right,
But we've what we could for now, I'm going to

(02:18:02):
thank each and every one of you for joining us
and invite you this weekend sometime we're gonna be doing
a watch party for the Keyno Casino Dark Side Phil
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Just wear clothes and headphones, and we're gonna debut a
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(02:18:23):
you get a notification and you come here, there might
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We're going to give that a try again sometime this weekend.
But for now, that is all I got for you.
Thank you all for your kindness, generosity and support. A
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(02:18:43):
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